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MORE PROVERBS FOR TODAY

A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left.
--(Ecc. 10:2)

There are four things that progressives hate, yea five things they cannot abide: virginity, chastity, heterosexuality, monogamy, and fidelity.

The media are the flying monkeys of the Democrats. (h/t SMOD)

#Wokeness is Calvinball played by morons. (h/t aelfheld)

In a lawn you cannot get equality of outcome with fertilizer and water, only with a mower. (h/t Rabbi Wolpe)

The Left are bold but not brave. The Right are brave but not bold. (h/t Just a side note)

"Systemic" is a synonym for "we don't need evidence." (h/t David Reaboi)

The "illness" label is coveted by many evil people. (h/t CN)

The left is very skilled at acquiring power, but incompetent at using it. (h/t Dave in Fla)

Hollywood would rather hire child molesters than Trump supporters.

Hate crimes are thought crimes.

Progressive education is merely ignorance with an attitude.

Conservatives talk loudest about things they influence the least.

Democrats are the party of Science. Except neonatology.

As orcs are elves corrupted by Morgoth, so progressives are liberals corrupted by Marx.

I'm afraid that we're getting the leaders we deserve.

The set containing the symbols 'lgbtq...' is infinite.

A blogger is just a bullshitter with an IP address (h/t ace)




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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.


Prayer Requests:

7/21 – TA needs prayers for his daughter, Sarah, who is profoundly sad and lonely.

8/2 – She Hobbit and her young children need prayers on the passing of her husband, Kate Winslet’s Boobs. He succumbed to a lengthy struggle with kidney cancer over the weekend.

8/11 – Grannysaurus Rex requests prayers for her sister-in-law’s father, who has gone into hospice for lung cancer. Please pray for a peaceful passing and God’s grace and comfort for his family, friends, and medical staff.

8/16 – Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) asks for prayers for his mother, who is undergoing a (hopefully minor) surgery next week.

8/16 – Joe Mama sends his thanks for all the prayers. He is on the mend; his blood clots are slowly dissolving.

8/20 – Pooky’s Girl sends thanks that she has received preliminary approval for the VA Caregiver Program, so she can cut back her hours at work while she takes care of Pooky full-time. They have lots of appointments in the next month as different specialists try to tackle his mental and hormonal problems, so prayers would be appreciated as they try to find viable solutions.


For Healing:

7/15 – Taxpayer1234 would like prayers for her mother, who had a heart attack while coming out of anesthesia for cataract surgery. She is conscious and able to speak, but was being transferred to a different hospital for angioplasty and will need to spend time recovering. Taxpayer1234 asks for prayers for total healing and a speedy recovery.
7/26 Update – Taxpayer1234’s mom is home and doing well.

7/26 – Polliwog requests prayers for her sister and dad. Her sister is having back surgery Wednesday (7/27). It should be an out-patient procedure. Prayers for a successful surgery and quick healing/recovery are welcome. Her Dad has tested positive for Covid. He mostly just feels really tired, but the concern is that if he caught it even when vaccinated that her grandparents could get it too, and they’re in their 90s. Prayers for Dad’s complete recovery and protection for the others in the house would be much appreciated.
8/2 Update – Her sister’s surgery went well, and she had immediate relief from the constant burning pain in her legs. Her recovery seems to be steady and she’s working hard on the physical therapy so she can get back to work. Also, her dad has recovered from Covid, and her grandfather may have caught it too (no test done), but seems to be recovering pretty well even though he’s in his late 90s and has much reduced lung function. Thanks for everyone’s prayers.

7/28 – BignJames asks for prayers for his big brother BignSteve, who has pancreatic cancer. A course of chemo went well and he’s scheduled for a “Whipple Procedure” on 8/12. Any and all prayers are sincerely appreciated.

8/4 – IllTemperedCur requests prayers for his mom’s husband, Jan. He is going through chemo right now for stage 4 lung cancer. They are keeping him as cheerful as possible, but any prayers from the Horde would be appreciated.

8/10 – Katya, the designated driver, sends an update on her cancer treatments and continuing care. She is struggling with lymphedema now. It’s getting very painful, and her arm is beginning to swell. It’s causing more pain than any other aspect of the cancer. Please pray for relief.

8/21 – Tonypete asks for prayers for a previous work pal, Ryan. Ryan suffered a massive toke on 8/12 and has been in the ICU since then. He is in pretty bad shape but is fighting hard to hold on. He is a single parent of two young kids, and only 43 years old.

8/22 – Hrothgar asks for prayers for Emma, a 16-year-old girl who apparently had a stroke. Her condition is still being evaluated, and she has been medevaced to the Children’s Hospital in Baltimore.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

Romans 8:26-27:
[26] In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. [27] And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her.

Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.



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Monday Who Dis: Musician Andy Grammer was correctly identified as the male 'who dis' and the connection is a bit convoluted: he is the third cousin of actor Kelsey Grammer whose daughter is our female 'who dis', Greer Grammer. Which makes her, what, Andy's third cousin once removed? Fourth cousin? I don't know, I never can remember how these family tree relationships work, perhaps one of you geneology nerds can help out here.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Japanese Pancakes:

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Pancake recipe available here.

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Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

2 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (m+jkK)

3 Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (m+jkK)

4 Sponge part 2: the bloodening

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

5 He's Marshall Thompson. Sad to say, I can't put a name to her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)

6 ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools

Civil Liberties, Masks, what?!

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (ELgVT)

7 Who Dis: Cathy O'Donnell and some guy

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)

8 I remember when Eugenics was a bad thing because it was directed at disfavored groups by those in power.

Have things changed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

9 Hey, it's that guy from the thing and whatsername!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (kTF2Z)

10 6 ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools

Civil Liberties, Masks, what?!
Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (ELgVT)

==========

"Force people to do stuff!"
-Liberties, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

11 Willowed

443 Hrm, China just announced a big shale oil discovery. Not earth-shattering big (pretty sizeable though) but won't it be something if China does their own shale revolution.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (z5Vrg)

Seems to be 9.3 billion barrels if I've got my tonnes to barrels right. Stupid European measuring systems.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021 10:19 AM (z5Vrg)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

13 7 Who Dis: Cathy O'Donnell and some guy

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)


Not Cathy, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:20 AM (FtyIS)

14 I think that who dis chick has appeared in an MST3K episode and possibly some very wicked dreams I've had.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (V6f9+)

15 Great set of pithy quotes! Thanks!

Posted by: gp The Heretic at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (qpX6U)

16 Steve Davidson just made the list.

Posted by: Francis at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (jvt6t)

17
Marshall Thompson and Not Gloria Graehame (sp)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (s2VJv)

18 I wonder if Steve Davidson knows how many huckleberries he has now?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (PiwSw)

19 18 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (PiwSw)

How does one go about giving you a "shout-out?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 25, 2021 10:22 AM (s2VJv)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2021 10:22 AM (arJlL)

21 Yeah the Amish don't vaccinate for anything.

That's why Lancaster County PA is now depopulated.

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:22 AM (DJFLF)

22 Some great pics in there. Don't know who she is, but I'd let her spurn my advances.

Posted by: spindrift at August 25, 2021 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)

23 No need to qualify your post, Steve Davidson. Because you correctly identified your target as those on the right, you will never be banned. In fact, you may secure a spot as a social media fact checker.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (TNyrE)

24 So Japanese pancakes are just really thick regular pancakes?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)

25 Hrm, China just announced a big shale oil discovery. Not earth-shattering big (pretty sizeable though) but won't it be something if China does their own shale revolution.

Wonder if they'll do the Russian thing and start paying American "environmentalists" to oppose shale oil and fracking?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (DpkTQ)

26 >>ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools


Apparently breathing fresh air is not a civil liberty.
Who knew?

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (bDqIh)

27 18 I wonder if Steve Davidson knows how many huckleberries he has now?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (PiwSw)

And that little huckleberry was me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (V6f9+)

28 Never know who the stars are... and I watch movies... hmmm..

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (6Je/Q)

29 @ragipsoylu

US won't control the Kabul airport after August 31 -- Pentagon

@LucasFoxNews

Pentagon: After U.S. military leaves Kabul on Aug. 31, no Americans will guard the $800 million dollar U.S. embassy in Kabul

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (cF8AT)

30 Democrats are the party of Science. Except neonatology.


Except virology, meteorology, ...

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (OCTRt)

31 So Japanese pancakes are just really thick regular pancakes?

With raw fish instead of blueberries.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (DpkTQ)

32 The main image of the lady makes it look like she's got a RAGING case of chest hair.


Your wife's a bigfoot, isn't she Gus?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Marshall Thompson and Not Gloria Graehame (sp)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM (s2VJv)


Well, ok, technically this is correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (FtyIS)

34 Wait. Is that maple syrup on those pancakes or fish sauce?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (jvt6t)

35 Hi, Horde. My mom's surgery went longer than expected but did finish and she's back home convalescing. Thank you all for your prayers. I am grateful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (Jsjd7)

36 A different style and a strong showing for The Great Ape today. Well done.

In a lawn you cannot get equality of outcome with fertilizer and water, only with a mower. (h/t Rabbi Wolpe)

Nice one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (CTJwJ)

37 Photo 5 (Nippy!)

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Imbeciles like Steve Davidson make me long for the shooting to start. Once it starts, it will be a long, long, time before it stops. And people like him will find their usefulness as nourishment for buzzards and worms.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (o2MD2)

39 I remember when Eugenics was a bad thing because it was directed at disfavored groups by those in power.

Have things changed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way


No, but the people in power have, and want to direct it at their disfavored groups...

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (OUMaO)

40 The pics for the eyes are never labeled "busty" what's up with that?

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (mbFEM)

41 Pics for ettes. Not eyes, autocorrect!

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (mbFEM)

42 Fish sauce is for French toast!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (UHVv4)

43 ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools

I've had leftists explain this to me.

See, they have a right to not be afraid you'll make them get COVID. So...they can make you wear a mask. Even if masks don't work, because fear.

Intentionally giving someone AIDS, or hell the regular flu/RSV is fine though.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (DpkTQ)

44 The starlet pics remind me of a quote from Wouk: she looks like she was just handed a jellyfish to cuddle. Smile, lady!

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (qpX6U)

45 39 I remember when Eugenics was a bad thing because it was directed at disfavored groups by those in power.

Have things changed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way

No, but the people in power have, and want to direct it at their disfavored groups...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (OUMaO)

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Principles are a super slippery thing, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

46 24 So Japanese pancakes are just really thick regular pancakes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)


I think so. But I didn't read the recipe closely enough to find out how they make them so thick.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (FtyIS)

47 Teriyaki pancakes?

Posted by: davidt at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (Sg/3M)

48 She's got a weird vib.
-------------

Jay: She got a whole "Queen of the Undead" thing going on.

Kay : What about the body?

Jay : Great body...

Kay : The DEAD body.

Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (G0vdT)

49 Pentagon: After U.S. military leaves Kabul on Aug. 31, no Americans will guard the $800 million dollar U.S. embassy in Kabul

Someone pointed out that $5 billion was too much to spend on the Wall, but leaving $85 billion of equipment in Kabul? No problem, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (CTJwJ)

50 Steve Davidson is just saying what all Leftists think. I also appreciate him pointing out Hitler was a Leftist. And yeah I'm your Huckleberry.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

51 43 See, they have a right to not be afraid you'll make them get COVID. So...they can make you wear a mask. Even if masks don't work, because fear.

Intentionally giving someone AIDS, or hell the regular flu/RSV is fine though.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (DpkTQ)

========

I had a leftist use this exact argument to try and ban all guns. Guns made her feel uncomfortable, and your right to defend yourself was not as important as her right to feel comfortable.

No mention of the gun owners feelings of comfort, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

52 I am loving the memes of Sun Zhu fake quotes based on Biden's actions in Afghanistan. Some are here:

https://tinyurl.com/yj48wssz
https://tinyurl.com/eyn339ju

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (bDqIh)

53 The Japanese pancakes look good, almost like high test flans

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:26 AM (DJFLF)

54 I don't know, I never can remember how these family tree relationships work

This explanation finally clicked for me:

First cousins share grandparents; Second cousins share great-grandparents.
You are a first cousin once removed to me if my grandparent is your great-grandparent (or vice versa)

Posted by: Chuck C at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (EughT)

55 @6

>>ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools.

What is even the legal theory at play here?

That local districts are somehow autonomous and supersede the legal authority of state legislatures?

I realize a Hawaian judge will probably rule in the ACLUs favor, but come on man!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (9h4bD)

56 Who the hell is Steve Davidson, aside from a twitter loudmouth??

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (6Je/Q)

57 Do you believe in carefully considering who you will have a child with? Congratulations: you're a eugenicist.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (qpX6U)

58 ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools

Civil Liberties, Masks, what?!
Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:18 AM (ELgVT)
++++
Masks are speech. Mask mandates are compelled speech. Mask mandates are therefore illegal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Jsjd7)

59 Steve Davidson just made the list.
Posted by: Francis at August 25, 2021 10:21 AM


Lighten up, Fra....

Nah, screw it. Kill him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (m+jkK)

60 @AP 23m

BREAKING: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul acknowledges nearly 12,000 more deaths in the state from COVID-19 than had been publicized by her predecessor, Andrew Cuomo.

https://tinyurl.com/yg5oomrc

JHC...

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (cF8AT)

61 U.S. military is forcing foreign journalists, like German ones, onto planes and being evacuated.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (UHVv4)

62 And people like him will find their usefulness as nourishment for buzzards and worms.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

What do you have against buzzards and worms?

Posted by: Bruce at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (vd8XM)

63 I initially thought those Japanese pancakes was a double-decker serving of flan. I then realized the butter was out of place and that gooey stuff had to be maple syrup.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (TNyrE)

64 6 24 So Japanese pancakes are just really thick regular pancakes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)

I think so. But I didn't read the recipe closely enough to find out how they make them so thick.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

They are known as souffle' pancakes. The egg whites are whipped before folding gently into the batter.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Vxu+H)

65 37 Photo 5 (Nippy!)
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Posted by: Dingbat at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (rNXR7)

66 >>I think so. But I didn't read the recipe closely enough to find out how they make them so thick.


Whipped egg whites folded into the pancake batter + two 3.5-inch (9 cm) metal ring moulds

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (bDqIh)

67 40 The pics for the ettes are never labeled "busty" what's up with that?

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM (mbFEM)


Because none of the pics I chose for today struck me as being particularly busty. It's a subjective thing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (FtyIS)

68 I'm afraid that we're getting the leaders we deserve.

Ayup. In spades.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (4I/2K)

69 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (oEn12)

70 In a lawn you cannot get equality of outcome with fertilizer and water, only with a mower. (h/t Rabbi Wolpe)

Nice one.
Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (CTJwJ)

Yes I like that one. It covers the general theme that to get equality you have to suppress success.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

71 69 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (oEn12)

Amen

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:30 AM (6Je/Q)

72 What is even the legal theory at play here?
That local districts are somehow autonomous and supersede the legal authority of state legislatures?
I realize a Hawaian judge will probably rule in the ACLUs favor, but come on man!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM


*puts on National Lawyers Guild hat*

They infringe on the civil liberties of everyone else to be free from COVID!!!!! Reeeeee!!!!!

*takes off NLG hat*

*regains 30 IQ points*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)

73 They are known as souffle' pancakes. The egg whites are whipped before folding gently into the batter.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Vxu+H)


Ah. That would explain why some of the recipes I saw called them 'Japanese souffle pancakes'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:30 AM (FtyIS)

74 my next prediction is that the Biden admin will do nothing about China doing whatever it/Xi wants because we need to have Chine onboard to save the planet from climate change.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (4a9Vv)

75 72 *puts on National Lawyers Guild hat*

They infringe on the civil liberties of everyone else to be free from COVID!!!!! Reeeeee!!!!!

*takes off NLG hat*

*regains 30 IQ points*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)

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What if I want to be free of AIDS in California?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

76 49. That embassy will be the Taliban playground for a few months and will finally end up with the windows broken out, and turned into a fortress for the Taliban. Or the Chinese will move in and make it theirs while they reverse engineer every security features in it for future use.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (DyrO4)

77 Yeah, that's the worry for Afghans right now...

@Reuters

U.N. sees massive drop in COVID vaccinations in Afghanistan after Taliban takeover

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (cF8AT)

78 $800 million for a building in a shit hole? A GP Medium would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Dingbat at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (rNXR7)

79 443 Hrm, China just announced a big shale oil discovery. Not earth-shattering big (pretty sizeable though) but won't it be something if China does their own shale revolution.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (z5Vrg)

Seems to be 9.3 billion barrels if I've got my tonnes to barrels right. Stupid European measuring systems.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021

I'm glad to hear it. Maybe they can stop the electric fever dreams of their puppets in our government.

Posted by: clutch at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (9UmRs)

80
Who the hell is Steve Davidson, aside from a twitter loudmouth??
Posted by: kraken

________

Give him three years and he'll be the American Eichmann.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (/U27+)

81 because we need to have Chine onboard to save the planet from climate change.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (4a9Vv)

China won't be, but we just need them to pretend to be.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM (Y5qcH)

82 I cheated

Hazel Brooks, quite a hottie

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (mR6Gs)

83 Ecclesiastes 10:2 is wroooong!
And the Left is now Blue, while the right is Red.

Posted by: Zombie Tim Russert at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (6H95B)

84 69 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (oEn12)

Prayers up vmom.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

85 Wait, a state saying that local officials can not mandate children to wear masks is... an attack on civil liberties? The state is attacking the civil liberties of local officials by banning them from attacking the civil liberties of children? Is this clown world? And the ACLU has standing in this how?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (TayrX)

86 Uh oh, UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers.

Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (G0vdT)

87 Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (cF8AT)

Mostly more nursing home deaths?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

88 Mrs. Kim is responding well to the new infusions. She commented last night. Gee i feel almost not like crap. Best we were hoping for. Thanks horde for your prayers.

Me. Im fine same same. As an aside I found a very good cigar last night. Box pressed Rebellion. Dark habano wrapper Nicaraguan binder an filler. Nicaraguan puro. Also recommend perdomo barrel aged habano or sungrown. Life is short enjoy in moderation. Smoke the cigar!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (0OmEj)

89 "UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers."

I thought the shakes came in by pipeline.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (qpX6U)

90 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (oEn12)

Yes. Done.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (4I/2K)

91 56 Who the hell is Steve Davidson, aside from a twitter loudmouth??
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (6Je/Q)


A very obnoxious twitter loudmouth.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (FtyIS)

92
BREAKING: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul acknowledges nearly 12,000 more deaths in the state from COVID-19 than had been publicized by her predecessor, Andrew Cuomo.

That aligns with the nursing home death figures, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (mR6Gs)

93 This explanation finally clicked for me:

First cousins share grandparents; Second cousins share great-grandparents.
You are a first cousin once removed to me if my grandparent is your great-grandparent (or vice versa)
Posted by: Chuck C

I have a picture of how it breaks down, but since we can't post pictures and Photobucket went to a paid service...

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (OCTRt)

94 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Okay

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (arJlL)

95 86 Uh oh, UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers.
Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (G0vdT)

That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

96 The funeral for my friend's teen son is this Friday.
Please pray for the solace of his parents and sister.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (oEn12)


Will do. Just no words.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (8k7U7)

97 Where did the chinese "discover" their oil shale? Utah?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (TayrX)

98 *puts on National Lawyers Guild hat*

They infringe on the civil liberties of everyone else to be free from COVID!!!!! Reeeeee!!!!!

*takes off NLG hat*

*regains 30 IQ points*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)


I had to check -- yes, Sally Kohn is a lawyer.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (PiwSw)

99 Where did the chinese "discover" their oil shale? Utah?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (TayrX)

Yes

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (mR6Gs)

100 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)

101 97 Where did the chinese "discover" their oil shale? Utah?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (TayrX)

Afghanistan.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (oHd/0)

102 Fair? Are you retarded? This is a business. (h/t CBD)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (49Exr)

103 If you have the right to not be afraid that must means banks can't threaten bankruptcy because that's scary.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (cSyAR)

104 89 "UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers."

I thought the shakes came in by pipeline.
Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (qpX6U)
------------

That's Germany: Nord Cream 2

Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (G0vdT)

105 "That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells."

The McD kiosks that serve shakes only.

Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (qpX6U)

106 Imbeciles like Steve Davidson make me long for the shooting to start. Once it starts, it will be a long, long, time before it stops. And people like him will find their usefulness as nourishment for buzzards and worms.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (o2MD2)


Of course, the shooting will never start - not on our end, anyway - but the ideal way to do it is to have a copy of, say, Davidson's rant and nail it to his dead body. IOW, when someone gets their justified killing, make sure people know why they deserved it.

And I have no idea who dis.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (2JVJo)

107 82 I cheated

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (mR6Gs)


You know the rules: You're not allowed to cheat until after comment 100!. No ampersands for you!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (FtyIS)

108 My dad would despise those pancakes. He believes they need to be flat as possible.

And really shouldn't they be? You can't go making St. Pancake jokes if the pancake looks like that.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (G2zl5)

109 Do you believe in carefully considering who you will have a child with? Congratulations: you're a eugenicist.
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (qpX6U)

Not even close.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (2DOZq)

110 Who the hell is Steve Davidson, aside from a twitter loudmouth??
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (6Je/Q)

A very obnoxious twitter loudmouth.
Posted by: OregonMuse


One that won't last past the first round in a duel.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (OCTRt)

111 100 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)

When not hauling milkshakes, it hauls for the rendering plants....

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (6Je/Q)

112 It's Wednesday, I guess that's something.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (19g6/)

113 "That's Germany: Nord Cream 2"

Biggest laff of the day so far! Thanks!

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (qpX6U)

114 I've spent a lot of time in Japan. Easily over a year of my life. I have never seen pancakes like that. I wonder if it is a specialty of a region I didn't spend much time in?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (sjdRT)

115 86 Uh oh, UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers.
Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2021 10:32 AM (G0vdT)


That stinks. Their Eel-flavored milkshakes are to die for....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (PiwSw)

116 Wait, a state saying that local officials can not mandate children to wear masks is... an attack on civil liberties? The state is attacking the civil liberties of local officials by banning them from attacking the civil liberties of children? Is this clown world? And the ACLU has standing in this how?

The name is the American Civil Liberties Union. It says nothing about which way they view them: i.e. good or bad.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (ZsR3z)

117 What if I want to be free of AIDS in California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:31 AM


Then you're obviously a hating hater who hates and you should be prosecuted for homophobic hate crimes, Hatey McHaterson!

- Liberal Consistency

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (m+jkK)

118 85. I am guessing the ACLU is arguing that teachers have a right to not catch Covid from unvaccinated children in their classroom. Likely working with the teachers union to mandate masks. Nothing to do with the freedom rights of kids or parents.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (N2QpI)

119 Why don't we call Japanese pancakes cake? Is a spade a spade or not?

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (AMIL/)

120 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

When I worked there back in '71, the mixture was in a plastic bag inside a box.

Posted by: Bruce at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (vd8XM)

121 he is the third cousin of actor Kelsey Grammer whose daughter is our female 'who dis', Greer Grammer.

-
Third cousin once removed. Cousins are laterally designated by ordinal numbers (1st, 2nd, 3rd etc.) but generational designation are by removals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (d9FiS)

122 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing Kellis shaking her good stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (V6f9+)

123 St Pancake has risen!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)

124 Dammit, now I want Japanese pancakes!

I'll have to remember this next time I'm making pancakes from scratch. Which is never.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (Y5qcH)

125 "That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells."


Ice cream machine is out of order. Clown out front should have told you.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (OCTRt)

126 122 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing Kellis shaking her good stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (V6f9+)

=======

Are the milkshakes in the yard?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

127 Why don't we call Japanese pancakes cake? Is a spade a spade or not?
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (AMIL/)

Nippycakes?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (4I/2K)

128 Mostly more nursing home deaths?
Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

Doesn't really specify:

New York now reports nearly 55,400 people have died of COVID-19 in New York based on death certificate data submitted to the CDC, up from about 43,400 that Gov. Cuomo had reported to the public as of Monday, his last day in office

"We're now releasing more data than had been released before publicly, so people know the nursing home deaths and the hospital deaths are consistent with what's being displayed by the CDC," Hochul said Wednesday on MSNBC.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (cF8AT)

129 I would like to clarify something very important about "equity". We are wasting a lot of time arguing intellectually against it.

Ace and others have said that with equity the Left wants to slow the fast people down and/or speed the slow people up to foolishly try and create an equality of outcomes for all.

This could NOT be further from the truth. What the Left wants with "equity" is to be able to pick with impunity who to speed up and who to slow down. Thats all. As we have seen most recently with "safety", fairness is just an excuse for top down control.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (d+n3B)

130 Note on McDonald's milkshakes: They don't call them that. They call them "shakes". I don't think any dairy product has come within miles of a McDonald "shake".

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (FtyIS)

131 Dear Heavenly Father who art in heaven, may I meet Steve Davidson in the streets with my baseball bat when the shit hits the fan. May my swing be steady, hard and true and split his f'ing head open like a ripe melon. Let me do unto my enemy before he would do to me. In Jesus name, amen.

Posted by: JROD at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (0jZnq)

132 I wonder how many pallets of cash biden gave the Tally-e-bon?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (I2VcN)

133 Anyway, it's going to be another long, rotten day at work. I'm going to sit and stare at the wall for an hour.

See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (2JVJo)

134 Why don't we call Japanese pancakes cake? Is a spade a spade or not?
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2021 10:36 AM (AMIL/)

Stay in your lane --- Boston Cream Pie

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (2DOZq)

135 Fish sauce is for French toast!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:25 AM


When did you start sucking up to CBD?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (a3Q+t)

136 108 My dad would despise those pancakes. He believes they need to be flat as possible.

Your dad gives me the crepes!

Posted by: Rex B at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (OP2H/)

137 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)

Japanese, and I think also Korean, pancakes are souffle (sp? Can't do accent mark at end) style. These seem especially "lofty" though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (1lKRm)

138 >>> Do you believe in carefully considering who you will have a child with? Congratulations: you're a eugenicist.
Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at August 25, 2021 10:27 AM (qpX6U)


No. Eugenicists want to control the existence of others as a means to control the form of future populations. Quite often, in history, they do not even have or want children.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (ZOfsH)

139
What's the CBD ruling on pancakes with butter and syrup? And waffles?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (/U27+)

140 Photo 3 should have a leggy designation, imo.

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (3byMq)

141 133 Anyway, it's going to be another long, rotten day at work. I'm going to sit and stare at the wall for an hour.

See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (2JVJo)


Four and a third months to go! You will make it, buddy!

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (AMIL/)

142 I am guessing the ACLU is arguing that teachers have a right to not catch Covid from unvaccinated children in their classroom. Likely working with the teachers union to mandate masks. Nothing to do with the freedom rights of kids or parents.
Posted by: Jen the original

Then get the jab, teach. It's approved, safe & prevents you from getting covid.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (OCTRt)

143 Hazel Brooks

Posted by: Fuzzy Lumpkins at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (xSty9)

144 The set containing the symbols 'lgbtq...' is infinite.

That's right because you can never completely eliminate discretization error.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (/ZbO7)

145 Bisquick is my go-to pancake mix.... just tart it up with the exras....

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (6Je/Q)

146 I'm picturing a tanker truck filled with milkshakes now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)

I'm picturing Kellis shaking her good stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (V6f9+)

=======

Are the milkshakes in the yard?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

Oh yes. Or in a 50's style diner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (V6f9+)

147
Whataburger now has peaches and cream milkshakes. Just saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (/U27+)

148 How is it that you people can argue about pancake thickness while then ignoring the same distinction - to the detriment of your own intellectual consistency - with regard to pizza.

This is why no one takes you seriously. You make fun of our food debates, but at least we're being transparent and form our arguments in public to work through our logjams like civilized people.

Posted by: NeverTrump at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (Jsjd7)

149 >114 I've spent a lot of time in Japan. Easily over a year of my life. I have never seen pancakes like that. I wonder if it is a specialty of a region I didn't spend much time in?


Looked into it. These didn't become a Thing until 2014-ish. I haven't been there since 2004. And now I know.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (sjdRT)

150 >>If you have the right to not be afraid that must means banks can't threaten bankruptcy because that's scary.


If that were true then local news would be shut down.

Even before they transitioned into wall-to-wall covid fear porn, their teasers were fear porn: "Which common household cleaner is a silent killer?"

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (bDqIh)

151 Japanese, and I think also Korean, pancakes are souffle (sp? Can't do accent mark at end) style. These seem especially "lofty" though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (1lKRm)

meringuecakes?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (4I/2K)

152 work through our logjams like civilized people.
Posted by: NeverTrump at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (Jsjd7)

That's not what a NeverTrump logjam is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (Y5qcH)

153 What the Left wants with "equity" is to be able to pick with impunity who to speed up and who to slow down. Thats all. As we have seen most recently with "safety", fairness is just an excuse for top down control.

Terry Mcauliffe's campaign website has apparently removed all references to educational equity, obviously because people hate what that portends. He will still implement it, of course, he just won't label it as such. It tells you this crap is as popular as Ebola.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (ZsR3z)

154 Third cousins, once removed

The way I remember it is that the first, second, third is the count to get back to siblings, i.e. my cousins are first cousins because we're one step from our parents who are siblings. My kids and my cousin's kids are second cousins, two steps from the siblings, and so on.

The "removed" denotes a generational difference. I'm the first cousin, once removed, to my cousin's kids. (As they are to me.)

Not too hard once you get the hang of it.

Posted by: Ersatz at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (oFqUa)

155 Looked into it. These didn't become a Thing until 2014-ish. I haven't been there since 2004. And now I know.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (sjdRT)
++++
Sounds cultural appropriation to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (Jsjd7)

156 150 If that were true then local news would be shut down.

Even before they transitioned into wall-to-wall covid fear porn, their teasers were fear porn: "Which common household cleaner is a silent killer?"
Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:40 AM (bDqIh)

==========

"What is the dip and why are all of your children dying from it right now? Later in the show, but first, a squirrel skiing on water."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

157 No ampersands for you!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM


Harsh. I thought H8 had no home here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (a3Q+t)

158 You are a first cousin once removed to me if my grandparent is your great-grandparent (or vice versa)

That actually helps a lot, but...what are you to me? Your kid would be my second cousin...does the 'removed' work but up and down in the family tree?

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (ELgVT)

159 Was ST Pancake stacked?

Posted by: davidt at August 25, 2021 10:41 AM (Sg/3M)

160 Posted by: ... at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (d+n3B)

Equity is the opposite of Meritocracy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:42 AM (oHd/0)

161 132 I wonder how many pallets of cash biden gave the Tally-e-bon?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (I2VcN)

You mean in addition to providing them complete military equipment?

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2021 10:42 AM (cF8AT)

162 Ugh, off to woik.
Washington public school makes student athletes wear scram bracelets: https://tinyurl.com/n9djamye

Shocked, this is my shocked face.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 25, 2021 10:42 AM (wAnMi)

163 You know, a pancake like that should have some kind of custard filling. Like a Twinkie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (o2MD2)

164 One that won't last past the first round in a duel.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:35 AM (OCTRt)


Guys like Steve think that when the shooting starts, they'll be the ones telling others who to shoot.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (FtyIS)

165 souffle (sp? Can't do accent mark at end) style. These seem especially "lofty" though.

SOUFFLE - that's what I was thinking of, instead it came out *flan*

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (DJFLF)

166 How is it that you people can argue about pancake thickness while then ignoring the same distinction - to the detriment of your own intellectual consistency - with regard to pizza.
Posted by: NeverTrump


From what I've seen, none of you should have any carbs at all, flat or lofty.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (ZsR3z)

167 164
Guys like Steve think that when the shooting starts, they'll be the ones telling others who to shoot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (FtyIS)

==========

First: Those who don't use "whom" correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

168
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (n+4am)

169 Proverb: "Everything woke turns to shit." (h/t PIEOTUS Trump)

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (nMh0E)

170 Kyrsten Sinema is about to wake up to a severed horse head in her bed.

Joe Manchin is about to wake up to pallets of cash next to his bed.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (ZHVt1)

171 We're basically constantly running a long term eugenics program, it's just we're certainly not selecting for prog idiots who'll buy into every piece of doomsday propaganda and then decide to live as childless, bug-eating, pod-dwelling, shut-ins with or without a cat (or three).

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (dYe5S)

172 You are a first cousin once removed to me if my grandparent is your great-grandparent (or vice versa)

That actually helps a lot, but...what are you to me? Your kid would be my second cousin...does the 'removed' work but up and down in the family tree?
Posted by: t-bird

Once removed = one generation apart.
Your dad's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. One generation removed.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (OCTRt)

173 What's the CBD ruling on pancakes with butter and syrup? And waffles?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (/U27+)

Waffles on yer pancakes? seems a bit redundant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (oHd/0)

174 "That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells."


Ice cream machine is out of order. Clown out front should have told you.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master

The moose ate him

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (arJlL)

175 Who Dis:

Connie Stevens and a young Art Linkletter.

Fight me.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (LaNzR)

176 172 Once removed = one generation apart.
Your dad's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. One generation removed.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (OCTRt)

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My first cousin ten times removed was one of the first Senators from Delaware.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

177 Japanese pancakes....might make a great lunch....hmmm

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (w35Im)

178 139 What's the CBD ruling on pancakes with butter and syrup? And waffles?

pancakes with waffles? decadent!

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (WROfJ)

179 >SOUFFLE - that's what I was thinking of, instead it came out *flan*

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (DJFLF)


I really like Souffle. But not enough to go through all the work to achieve them. These look easier. I may give them a try this weekend. I have these little grill rings that should help.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (sjdRT)

180 After his movie career, Errol became a street vendor of custards, known as the Flynn Flan Man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)

181 Question to ponder. Did the Taliban not budge on the Aug 31 date so the us is cleared out and they can have a nice 9/11 celebration destroying the embassy? Or did Biden agree to keep the Aug 31 deadline because they promised to not have a nice 9/11 photo op at the embassy?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (G2zl5)

182 My first cousin ten times removed was one of the first Senators from Delaware.

My first cousin 15 times removed pillaged Ireland.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (ZsR3z)

183 Kyrsten Sinema is about to wake up to a severed horse head in her bed.

Joe Manchin is about to wake up to pallets of cash next to his bed.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (ZHVt1)

Nah. I'm pretty convinced Kyrsten is a DNC op who is allowed to act all 'Maverick' so she can keep fooling AZ voters who don't look at her actual voting record.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (V6f9+)

184 167 164
Guys like Steve think that when the shooting starts, they'll be the ones telling others who to shoot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (Fty

First: Those who don't use "whom" correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

so, yer saying Grammar Nazis are REAL? OH SHIT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (oHd/0)

185
Waffles on yer pancakes? seems a bit redundant.
Posted by: Romeo13

________

Getting an inexactitude past the Horde is like trying to throw a pork chop past a wolf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (/U27+)

186 Kim Klacik has sued Candace Owens for defamation.

I missed the whole thing, but evidently Candace posted an expose of Klacik's background that was less than flattering. I haven't seen it, however I admit that the first time I viewed Klacik's tw@tter, I was a little perplexed. She a lot of THOT-ish image up.

she's very active in certain Black conservative circles though

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)

187 Dear Heavenly Father who art in heaven, may I meet Steve Davidson in the streets with my baseball bat when the shit hits the fan. May my swing be steady, hard and true and split his f'ing head open like a ripe melon. Let me do unto my enemy before he would do to me. In Jesus name, amen.
Posted by: JROD at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (0jZnq)

A man has to have "enthusiasms".....

Posted by: Al Capone at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (jvt6t)

188 They Really Hate Us


and they pretend to not understand why we won't give up our guns.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (yQpMk)

189 180 After his movie career, Errol became a street vendor of custards, known as the Flynn Flan Man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)


He also used the delectable desserts to gain entrance to certain establishments, hence the phrase "In like Flan."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (PiwSw)

190 What's the CBD ruling on pancakes with butter and syrup? And waffles?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (/U27+)

Waffles on yer pancakes? seems a bit redundant.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:44 AM (oHd/0)

He forgot to mention the fried chicken filling.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)

191 Question to ponder. Did the Taliban not budge on the Aug 31 date so the us is cleared out and they can have a nice 9/11 celebration destroying the embassy? Or did Biden agree to keep the Aug 31 deadline because they promised to not have a nice 9/11 photo op at the embassy?
Posted by: Buzzion

Yes.

Because they are going to do what they want regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (OCTRt)

192 This pretty girl with bright green eyes wants to try Japanese pancakes:
https://is.gd/CVgqVA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (Jsjd7)

193 That makes no sense unless there are special drivers just for milkshakes and not all the other crap McD's sells.

I think I remember that Mickey D's shakes were frothed corn syrup. Running out of them may not be a bad thing.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (AytXr)

194 181 Question to ponder. Did the Taliban not budge on the Aug 31 date so the us is cleared out and they can have a nice 9/11 celebration destroying the embassy? Or did Biden agree to keep the Aug 31 deadline because they promised to not have a nice 9/11 photo op at the embassy?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (G2zl5)

Nope, didn't budge because they wanted to look like the strong horse. Its all about 'Face', in an Arabic way.

Plus, due to geography, it ensures we have no way to surge troops into the area.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (oHd/0)

195 Bisquick is my go-to pancake mix.... just tart it up with the exras....
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:39 AM (6Je/Q)

Snoqualmie Falls fan here. I modify it at times depending on who is eating. Grandkids like it mixed with pumpkin spice and pumpkin coffee syrup. The wife prefers real vanilla in the mix.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (UVMn8)

196 I would like to clarify something very important about "equity". We are wasting a lot of time arguing intellectually against it.

Ace and others have said that with equity the Left wants to slow the fast people down and/or speed the slow people up to foolishly try and create an equality of outcomes for all.

This could NOT be further from the truth. What the Left wants with "equity" is to be able to pick with impunity who to speed up and who to slow down. Thats all. As we have seen most recently with "safety", fairness is just an excuse for top down control.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2021 10:37 AM (d+n3B)

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Correct. EVERYTHING the Left says and does need only be viewed through the prism of Absolute Power (and does by necessity, destruction and death) -- nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (nMh0E)

197 she's very active in certain Black conservative circles though

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That was me 20 years ago! U go girl!


-VP Kalamata

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (w45mR)

198 Yes.

Because they are going to do what they want regardless.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (OCTRt)

I know that and you know that. But the idiot liberals talk about the Taliban caring about international opinion so we have to deal with stuff through the stupid lens.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (G2zl5)

199 This pretty girl with bright green eyes wants to try Japanese pancakes:
https://is.gd/CVgqVA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM


I would happily make pancakes for her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (m+jkK)

200 so the recipe:

2 egg yolks
¼ cup sugar
½ cup milk
¾ cup pancake mix
4 egg whites

basically mix everythubg except egg whites into bayter
whip egg whites in big bowl and gold into batter

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (oEn12)

201 Why is that one B-52 flying over us?

Posted by: The Tolley-Bahn at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (jvt6t)

202 All you gerunds! Into the shower!

Posted by: grammar nazi at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (UHVv4)

203 Leftists admire every last single thing that Hitler did. They only hate him because he got caught.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (ldLJC)

204 195

Snoqualmie Falls fan here. I modify it at times depending on who is eating. Grandkids like it mixed with pumpkin spice and pumpkin coffee syrup. The wife prefers real vanilla in the mix.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (UVMn



Oh yeah... add vanilla and extra baking powder... I always throw in an extra egg... make sure the milk added is room temperature..

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (6Je/Q)

205 My news feed claims XiiN is pushing hard on the line "A Hershel Walker Candidacy Is A Nightmare For Senate Republicans"

Good by me, then. Sounds very much like something I want.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (w35Im)

206 I love making Japanese pancakes.

Posted by: Godzilla at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (Tnijr)

207 Japanese are very into pancakes. True story.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (w45mR)

208 206 I love making Japanese pancakes.
Posted by: Godzilla at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (Tnijr)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

209 fold not gold

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (oEn12)

210 Stop with this Flan Fiction, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)

211 >206 I love making Japanese pancakes.

Posted by: Godzilla at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (Tnijr)


*snort*

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (sjdRT)

212 206 I love making Japanese pancakes.
Posted by: Godzilla at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (Tnijr)

Thread winnah!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (oHd/0)

213 Klacik has all this Afghanistan commentary on her feed, and this:


https://tinyurl.com/ujk8s2ay

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (DJFLF)

214 200 so the recipe:

2 egg yolks
cup sugar
cup milk
cup pancake mix
4 egg whites

basically mix everythubg except egg whites into bayter
whip egg whites in big bowl and gold into batter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (oEn12)

Hey, sounds pretty good... I would leave all the yolks in, but, whatevs...

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:51 AM (6Je/Q)

215 I've not had a Japanese pancake, but I love Dutch babies and they're easier to make.



*Yeah,the "babies" part is just asking for snark 'n puns

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (bDqIh)

216 My dad would despise those pancakes. He believes they need to be flat as possible.

Your dad gives me the crepes!
Posted by: Rex B at August 25, 2021 10:38 AM (OP2H/)

Known as Swedish Pancakes.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (2DOZq)

217 however I admit that the first time I viewed Klacik's tw@tter, I was a little perplexed. She a lot of THOT-ish image up.

she's very active in certain Black conservative circles though
Posted by: kallisto


And black guys that suck dick on the down low, aren't gay.

Yeah. Right.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (OCTRt)

218 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)

219 192 This pretty girl with bright green eyes wants to try Japanese pancakes:
https://is.gd/CVgqVA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:47 AM (Jsjd7)

She looks like she speaks with a lovely Irish brogue.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (cSyAR)

220 JROD @ 131-I can't help but believe your prayer is one of a type that I may pray, but one that GOD may take not grant in our exact desire. Let us pray for strength and courage to perform GOD's Will when He places it in our path. May or may not include a baseball bat.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (0OP+5)

221 Godzilla has flattened Tokyo more times than we have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (o2MD2)

222 basically mix everythubg except egg whites into bayter
whip egg whites in big bowl and gold into batter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (oEn12)

goldschlagercakes?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (4I/2K)

223 Jews vote 80% Liberal Dem
Are they on your list?

Posted by: Kurt at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (QTnYy)

224 people are using pancake mix...... sigh

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (w45mR)

225 The media are the flying monkeys of the Democrats. (h/t SMOD)
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That's definitely a reference to the movie, not the book. There are more than 3 uses in the media.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (Q7Km+)

226 I really like Souffle. But not enough to go through all the work to achieve them. These look easier. I may give them a try this weekend. I have these little grill rings that should help.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:45 AM (sjdRT)


Let us know how they turn out!

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (DJFLF)

227 "whip egg whites in big bowl and gold into batter"

I can't afford fancy ingredients.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (Mzdiz)

228 224 people are using pancake mix...... sigh
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (w45mR)

Nah.... I use biscuit mix.

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (6Je/Q)

229 Hey, someone wanna clue me in as to how you are taking Ivermectin?

Did you get horse paste, or pills from somewhere?

How much, how often, and for how long?

Posted by: Bumkin at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (nl9jx)

230 Jews vote 80% Liberal Dem
Are they on your list?
Posted by: Kurt at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (QTnYy)

No. But you are.

Posted by: Francis at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (jvt6t)

231 >>Stop with this Flan Fiction, guys.


What, do you find it torta unappealing?

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (bDqIh)

232 "I had a leftist use this exact argument to try and ban all guns. Guns made her feel uncomfortable, and your right to defend yourself was not as important as her right to feel comfortable."

Your death before her dishonor. Dalrymple explains this in detail. They can't bear to change their worldview or ever admit they were ever mistaken about anything. That's why they double down on the absurdities instead of admitting an error in judgment. They are so completely and utterly wrong about everything, they cannot ever concede even the slightest point, or the whole psychotic weltanschaung unravels. They cannot bear this no matter how many anti-psychotic pharmaceuticals are prescribed.

You, or your children, or your nation, are acceptable collateral damages, simply in order not to sully their fragile neuroses.

It's the public policy side of a type of insanity, akin to putting someone who can't even do simple arithmetic in charge of the Physics department at Cal Tech.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (E9vLe)

233 What, do you find it torta unappealing?
Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (bDqIh)
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Tortally.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (Q7Km+)

234 169 Proverb: "Everything woke turns to shit." (h/t PIEOTUS Trump)
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 25, 2021 10:43 AM (nMh0E)


Crap. I should've included that one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (FtyIS)

235 I love making Japanese pancakes.
Posted by: Godzilla at August 25, 2021 10:50 AM (Tnijr)


Godzilla wins the internets.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (AiZBA)

236 Shamrock shakes would make my poop green. Just thought I'd share that memory with y'all.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (ZOfsH)

237 In a lawn you cannot get equality of outcome with fertilizer and water, only with a mower. (h/t Rabbi Wolpe)

Nice one.
Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:24 AM (CTJwJ)

Yes I like that one. It covers the general theme that to get equality you have to suppress success.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

It doesn't end well

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (z79tQ)

238 Photo 5 (Nippy!)
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4
Posted by: Dingbat at August 25, 2021 10:28 AM (rNXR7)


Damn......FAiL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

239 The truth would come out if Klacik and Owen's wrestled in whipped cream.

And not much else.

Posted by: I mean at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (04aPJ)

240 218 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)


If Candace has the receipts then it's not defamation

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (DJFLF)

241 Kurt needs to be on the unfit for life list.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (o2MD2)

242 Isn't it " Godzirra"... ?

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (6Je/Q)

243 >>Tortally.

Oh, don't you strata making trouble!

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (bDqIh)

244 If Candace has the receipts then it's not defamation
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (DJFLF)
++++
Technically, it can be - truth can still be defamatory. But Klacik would be unlikely to win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (Jsjd7)

245 What, do you find it torta unappealing?
-----------------------------------
No, it's stollen valour.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (UHVv4)

246 Crap. I should've included that one.

Time for a stealth update. "No, it was there all the time"

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (1vynn)

247 All you gerunds! Into the shower!
Posted by: grammar nazi at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (UHVv4)
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Do you hang participles too?

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (Q7Km+)

248 people are using pancake mix...... sigh
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (w45mR)


Mix? Just get the box of frozen ones from your grocer's freezer.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (4I/2K)

249 No, it's stollen valour.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (m+jkK)

250 Our troll would have strategy sessions with Joe Biden but Biden is far too quick for him mentally.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (cSyAR)

251 205 My news feed claims XiiN is pushing hard on the line "A Hershel Walker Candidacy Is A Nightmare For Senate Republicans"

Good by me, then. Sounds very much like something I want.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (w35Im)

The GA GOP did it to themselves. I can't believe that they think getting either Purdue or Loeffler to play savior against Walker will help them - they were the stiffs that lost those two seats in the first place.

I certainly understand (and support) why both were turfed out in the first place. If GA voters don't see that the only way out this time is to get a Trumpian voice inside the Senate in 2022, they should be left to their fate. Like I said before, Walker has some baggage that needs to be addressed, but he deserves the shot. The rest of the GOP have obviously been failures to this point.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (mdjgu)

252 I missed the whole thing, but evidently Candace posted an expose of Klacik's background that was less than flattering. I haven't seen it, however I admit that the first time I viewed Klacik's tw@tter, I was a little perplexed. She a lot of THOT-ish image up.

she's very active in certain Black conservative circles though
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)


I haven't read what Candace wrote, but from what I've seen, Klacik ran for public office from Baltimore, lost badly, and is basically a grifter.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (FtyIS)

253 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)

I like her even more, now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (V6f9+)

254 >If Candace has the receipts then it's not defamation

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (DJFLF)


Oh brave new world that has strippers that give out receipts in it.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (sjdRT)

255 people are using pancake mix...... sigh
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 10:53 AM (w45mR)

Yep, and have never lost a wink of sleep over using it.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (UVMn8)

256 Taliban Whipping People For Wearing Jeans

-
Well, they've won over George Will.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (d9FiS)

257 Jews vote 80% Liberal Dem
Are they on your list?
Posted by: Kurt

No. But you are.
Posted by: Francis


Funny thing is? I don't have to do anything to them.
The left will.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (OCTRt)

258 My seed could find no purchase. The was as barren as a North Korean 7 11.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (Lln9q)

259 252 I haven't read what Candace wrote, but from what I've seen, Klacik ran for public office from Baltimore, lost badly, and is basically a grifter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (FtyIS)

=========

No better way to continue the grift than suing a conservative commentator instead of finding ways to fight the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

260 443 Hrm, China just announced a big shale oil discovery. Not earth-shattering big (pretty sizeable though) but won't it be something if China does their own shale revolution.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021 10:17 AM (z5Vrg)

Seems to be 9.3 billion barrels if I've got my tonnes to barrels right. Stupid European measuring systems.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 25, 2021 10:19 AM (z5Vrg)

Expect more of this. World wide, such "source shales" are pretty common over a long span of geologic time. They are producing oil from Devonian shale now, not far from my home. Kicks the old "peak oil" can a looong way down the road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (CGT38)

261 All you gerunds! Into the shower!
Posted by: grammar nazi at August 25, 2021 10:49 AM (UHVv4)

Did we give up when the Gerunds bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 10:58 AM (oHd/0)

262 Technically, it can be - truth can still be defamatory. But Klacik would be unlikely to win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (Jsjd7)


You sound very calm and...reasonable.

What's the matter with you anyway??

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (DJFLF)

263 When my mom used to make souffles we weren't allowed to run through the kitchen. A fallen souffle would make her cry. Do souffles still fall, or is there some magical way to make them now where it turns out perfectly every time? Sous vide a souffle...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (w35Im)

264 The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - WC

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (2DOZq)

265
The Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter has requested the supporters of the Traditional Latin Mass to say a novena for the FSSP and its apostolates. That sounds ominous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (/U27+)

266 Even before they transitioned into wall-to-wall covid fear porn, their teasers were fear porn: "Which common household cleaner is a silent killer?"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2021


***
The one that gets me: "Hanging on to opioids puts your family at risk!"

What, are they going to jump off the bathroom shelf into someone's mouth?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (/XOcP)

267 Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2021 10:54 AM (E9vLe)

Where does that Dalrymple quote come from?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (FtyIS)

268 > Do souffles still fall, or is there some magical way to make them now where it turns out perfectly every time? Sous vide a souffle...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (w35Im)


Sprinkle some Viagra in the batter.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (sjdRT)

269 Klacik ran for public office from Baltimore, lost badly, and is basically a grifter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 10:57 AM (FtyIS)

So typical Republican politician then.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (G2zl5)

270 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)
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Who among us has never taken off our clothes?

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (Q7Km+)

271 Does Klacik have a tramp stamp? That would be circumstantial evidence.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (o2MD2)

272 270 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)
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Who among us has never taken off our clothes?
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (Q7Km+)

=========

"There are dozens of us! Dozens!"
-Tobias Funke

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (LvTSG)

273 ---
Who among us has never taken off our clothes?
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:00 AM (Q7Km+)



I think it's the 'for money in a bar' part that causes some to pause.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Have Aussies started shooting people yet?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)

275 The truth would come out if Klacik and Owen's wrestled in whipped cream.

And not much else.
Posted by: I mean at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (04aPJ)

I can think of something else that would come out...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (V6f9+)

276 The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings.

I know that e.e. cummings was not a fan.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (1vynn)

277 Quite a few view Candace Owens as a phony grifter as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (G2zl5)

278 >If you have the right to not be afraid that must means banks can't threaten bankruptcy because that's scary.

---------

Hence the practice of government bailouts.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Fs5vw)

279 So, has anybody uncovered the case that Klacik didn't mean what she said?

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Q7Km+)

280 Have Aussies started shooting people yet?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)


Does anyone still have a gun that isn't in military or law enforcement?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

281 This is sadly hilarious:

How awful must Harris be that she's now apparently caught "Havana Syndrome",

and will probably be forced out before Preezy Window-Licker?

So, I guess we get a "competent" replacement when Joe has his Epstein moment to run the country straight into flaming pile o'poo.

Who's your favorite monster jot wander in and finish off America for the Chinese?

Via Insty.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Xo5lP)

282 whip egg whites in big bowl and gold into batter

I love good typos in cookbooks. My favorite, seen twice now, is to add eggs and heat well. The first time I saw this it was in a Christmas cookbook in a used bookstore; it was a pudding, so it wasn’t entirely obvious it was a typo. However, one of the previous owners had carefully crossed out the “h” and replaced it with a “b”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (CX3cf)

283 274 Have Aussies started shooting people yet?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)

Yes!

Posted by: Lassie at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (o2MD2)

284 The State Dept. uses the term "anomalous health incident" in reference to Harris' illness in Vietnam. AHI has previously been used to refer to Havana Syndrome, i.e. the microwave-based illness first seen in our dips at the embassy in Havana.

Coincidence? Why, it's almost as if someone doesn't want Kamala ascending to the throne after Biden quaffs the hemlock. Let's see, who's next in line?

\\https://tinyurl.com/awfmyw5b

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (ZsR3z)

285 The truth is never legally slander or libel.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (2DOZq)

286 my chef can whip egg whites into gold
his name is Whipplestiltskin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (oEn12)

287
I can think of something else that would come out...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (V6f9+)



"It's up an hour before me making flapjacks."

- Andrew Dice Clay

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Definitely need to make these Japanese pancakes after watching the video.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (NpAcC)

289 252 I haven't read what Candace wrote, but from what I've seen, Klacik ran for public office from Baltimore, lost badly, and is basically a grifter.
===============
Sorry, OM, but that description doesn't allow me to distinguish between her and every other politico.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (w35Im)

290 We're basically constantly running a long term eugenics program


against black people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (yQpMk)

291 253 Klacik is a stripper. Owens found out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)


And Owens (allegedly) used to run a doxxing website. So she'd better be careful about starting this kind of fight.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (FtyIS)

292 I think it's the 'for money in a bar' part that causes some to pause.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)


Mary Magdeline says "people change".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (AiZBA)

293 The truth is never legally slander or libel.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (2DOZq)
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That's enough of normative violence from you!

Posted by: Woke Judge Who Knows Better at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (Q7Km+)

294 277 Quite a few view Candace Owens as a phony grifter as well.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (G2zl5)


I have often wondered that about Michelle Malkin, but have not made up my mind as of yet....

Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (6Je/Q)

295 jot = to

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (Xo5lP)

296 I doubt it'll happen, but if Kamala has to step down due to health before Biden, I would maintain that the only VP that could get through Congress would be a 90 year old former governor of a red state that was blue 40 years ago.

There is no way in hell that the opposition party (not even this one) allows the next generation of the party in power to get that step up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

297 ACLU: American Communist Litigation Unit

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (xopIz)

298 Who among us has never taken off our clothes?
Posted by: Axeman


I think it's the 'for money in a bar' part that causes some to pause.
Posted by: Sponge

Do bar bets count?

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (OCTRt)

299 Sorry, OM, but that description doesn't allow me to distinguish between her and every other politico.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM (w35Im)
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We'll need to see some pics to document the stripping.

Posted by: Woke Judge Who Knows Better at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (Q7Km+)

300 @220 Eromero-"...courage to perform GODS Will
when He places it in our path"

My biggest fear is croaking getting to the Pearly Gates and being asked what I have done to try to save the one country founded under Him?

Not a damn thing.

Posted by: JROD at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (0jZnq)

301 274 Have Aussies started shooting people yet?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)
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While I've seen lots of vicious beatings, I have not yet seen shootings. Still only Wednesday though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (w35Im)

302 vmom -- God Bless the family.

Posted by: acethepug at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (qPKAe)

303 "So she'd better be careful about starting this kind of fight. "

I wasn't impressed with Klacik and I'm meh about Owens. But I wouldn't be opposed to the wrestling suggestion as a solution.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (7MBHe)

304 >Do bar bets count?

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (OCTRt


They do in Wisconsin. Always. Sacred ground.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (sjdRT)

305 277 Quite a few view Candace Owens as a phony grifter as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (G2zl5)


Right. And I'm sort of on the fence about this one. So I don't know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (FtyIS)

306 Quite a few view Candace Owens as a phony grifter as well.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (G2zl5)


I have often wondered that about Michelle Malkin, but have not made up my mind as of yet....
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (6Je/Q)

I don't think MM is a grifter. From what I can tell, she is conservative but also very, very good at building companies and selling them to soulless monsters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (V6f9+)

307 I have a waffle recipe that calls for folding the whipped egg whites into the batter just before serving. I gotta say...they are damned good.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (axyOa)

308 The State Dept. uses the term "anomalous health incident" in reference to Harris' illness in Vietnam. AHI has previously been used to refer to Havana Syndrome, i.e. the microwave-based illness first seen in our dips at the embassy in Havana.

Coincidence? Why, it's almost as if someone doesn't want Kamala ascending to the throne after Biden quaffs the hemlock. Let's see, who's next in line?

\\https://tinyurl.com/awfmyw5b
Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM


out of an abundance of caution, they're going to fly her home on a 737 MAX...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (orowH)

309 Who's your favorite monster jot wander in and finish off America for the Chinese?

Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (Xo5lP)

Hillary.

See that picture of her and Bill in the Hamptons making the rounds?

She's built like William Howard Taft

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (mR6Gs)

310 The truth would come out if Klacik and Owen's wrestled in whipped cream.

And not much else.
Posted by: I mean at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (04aPJ)

I can think of something else that would come out...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (V6f9+)

Dewey Oxburger? He's still undefeated, you know

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (4I/2K)

311 Hey, someone wanna clue me in as to how you are taking Ivermectin?
Did you get horse paste, or pills from somewhere?

How much, how often, and for how long?
Posted by: Bumkin at August 25, 202


***
I bought my first tube, which I've barely used, from Tractor Supply. They have disabled that item, so I found A & M Farm Supply, https://www.cactusvalleytx.com/, and ordered 3 more tubes -- about $22 total with shipping. As for the amount, the tube has a measuring stick within it. You line up the marker ring to the correct point -- 1 marker = about 50 lbs. on an adult human, so I did 3 marks -- and push the paste out. Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)

312 >307 I have a waffle recipe that calls for folding the whipped egg whites into the batter just before serving. I gotta say...they are damned good.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (axyOa)


Belgian waffles?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (sjdRT)

313
I wasn't impressed with Klacik and I'm meh about Owens. But I wouldn't be opposed to the wrestling suggestion as a solution.
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (7MBHe)



Owens is largely just like all the others. She started out as a real firebrand, then got popular, got paid and got annoying as hell, buying into their own hype.

She still can bring it, but has become a bit tiresome.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

314 I don't think MM is a grifter. From what I can tell, she is conservative but also very, very good at building companies and selling them to soulless monsters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (V6f9+)
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I.e. Townhall media.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (Q7Km+)

315 Whoa!! Just ran into the garage and beat the rain buy that much with my little guy in the stroller.

Close one.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (mD/uy)

316 Off Mitt Romney magic sock

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (mR6Gs)

317 My biggest fear is croaking getting to the Pearly Gates and being asked what I have done to try to save the one country founded under Him?

Not a damn thing.
Posted by: JROD at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (0jZnq)

My biggest fear is dying and not being allowed to see my dog again because I merked some people immorally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (V6f9+)

318 > My biggest fear is croaking getting to the Pearly Gates and being asked what I have done to try to save the one country founded under Him?

> Not a damn thing

In fairness, you don't even live in Israel.

Posted by: me at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (9p+wn)

319
Belgian waffles?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (sjdRT)


I take those Belgian waffles...and shove em up granny's asshole.

Posted by: Judy Tenuta at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

320 out of an abundance of caution, they're going to fly her home on a 737 MAX...

Flown by zombie JFK Jr.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)

321 Who among us has never taken off our clothes?
Posted by: Axeman


I think it's the 'for money in a bar' part that causes some to pause.
Posted by: Sponge

Do bar bets count?
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM


Do elephant walks at after-match rugby social functions count?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (a3Q+t)

322 I have often wondered that about Michelle Malkin, but have not made up my mind as of yet....
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (6Je/Q)

I don't think she's a grifter but she is a conservative Karen.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (2DOZq)

323 My biggest fear is croaking getting to the Pearly Gates and being asked what I have done to try to save the one country founded under Him?


Voted harder?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Nice ironic twist that the eugenics guy shows more concern about eradication of the local wolf population than the local human population.

Square that. circle!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (Xwt96)

325 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ah, my Mother's true test of edible/not edible. *not horrible*

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)

326 Candace Owens has no need to grift. She's married to the son of an English peer who is very well off. She doesn't have to do anything for the rest of her life except get her nails done and lunch with the girls.

why would she expend the least bit of energy to join the fray?

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

327 The truth would come out if Klacik and Owen's wrestled in whipped cream.

And not much else.
Posted by: I mean at August 25, 2021 10:56 AM (04aPJ)

I can think of something else that would come out...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (V6f9+)

Dewey Oxburger? He's still undefeated, you know
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (4I/2K)

LOL. Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (V6f9+)

328 Whoa!! Just ran into the garage and beat the rain buy that much with my little guy in the stroller.

Close one.
Posted by: Tonypete


I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)

329 I have a waffle recipe that calls for folding the whipped egg whites into the batter just before serving. I gotta say...they are damned good.

Got a bunch of older books with waffle recipes. Separating the eggs and folding in the whipped egg whites just before putting into the waffle iron is the traditional way of making them.

Folding after cooking and just before serving would probably be damned good, especially if you put sugar in the whipped egg whites. It would be waffle cereal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (CX3cf)

330 "Owens is largely just like all the others."

I don't listen to her. I tolerate her as a Trump supporter and conservative voice who is popular.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (7MBHe)

331 >>And I'm sort of on the fence about this one. So I don't know.


Yes, since the GOP and conservative organizations are full of people claiming to be conservative who turn out to be Democrat light looking for easy money. There was a piece in Revolver last week about the Exec. Dir of CPAC being an outspoken fan of Biden, hater of Trump, who went out of her way to slight Matt Gaetz's session ate the most recent CPPAC event.

So many fakes/grifters that we have to be skeptical.

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (bDqIh)

332 My biggest fear is dying and not being allowed to see my dog again because I merked some people immorally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (V6f9+)
My fear is waking up in Hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (o2MD2)

333 Pep @ 284- This sounds like novel. So, briden flakes on out just as koomla succumbs to some sort of Vietnamese explosive shitinthepanties disorder, and nanzie ascends the sword throne.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (0OP+5)

334 Belgian waffles?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (sjdRT)


Actually the recipe is German, but they have rolled thru Belgium so many times that, yeah, I s'pose you could call them that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)

335 >315 Whoa!! Just ran into the garage and beat the rain buy that much with my little guy in the stroller.

Close one.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:06 AM (mD/uy)


Is "my little guy in the stroller" the new cool kids slang for your junk?

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (sjdRT)

336 I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)
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GMTA.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (Q7Km+)

337 Who among us has never taken off our clothes?
Posted by: Axeman

I think it's the 'for money in a bar' part that causes some to pause.
Posted by: Sponge

Does "for nothing, in lots of places" count for anything?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (mD/uy)

338 Is taking your clothes off in a bar wrong? No one told me that it is wrong. In some of my old bar hangouts, everyone did it at one point or another.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (w35Im)

339 I saw Little Guy in the Stroller open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

340 Is "my little guy in the stroller" the new cool kids slang for your junk?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (sjdRT)
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Nah, it's Tony's version of "Special Delivery" when the ladies want to see the "kid".

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (Q7Km+)

341 >I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)


LOL. Horde mind. But I lack standards.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (sjdRT)

342 Pep @ 284- This sounds like novel. So, briden flakes on out just as koomla succumbs to some sort of Vietnamese explosive shitinthepanties disorder, and nanzie ascends the sword throne.

Ordinarily, I would dismiss this as the feverish rantings of a lunatic. However, given recent developments....

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (ZsR3z)

343 They definitely want to dump Kamala before Joe leaves (one way or the other) and I imagine that even as we speak they are brainstorming who it can be.
They need someone with a relatively squeaky-clean--or scrubbed--past, who seems competent, and can check one or more boxes.
The 'smart" money says Bootyjudge, but I don't think so.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (mR6Gs)

344 I should'a known you two.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (mD/uy)

345
out of an abundance of caution, they're going to fly her home on a 737 MAX...
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (orowH)


I have a friend that flies the 737 Max. He loves it.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)

346
My biggest fear is croaking getting to the Pearly Gates and being asked what I have done to try to save the one country founded under Him?

___________

This fear can be dispelled by sending $100 monthly (Visa, MasterCard or AmEx) to the Republican National Committee to fight the Democratic agenda!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (/U27+)

347 >>ACLU Sues South Carolina To Overturn Ban On Mask Mandates For Children In Schools.

-
Coercion is the new liberty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (d9FiS)

348 Is taking your clothes off in a bar wrong? No one told me that it is wrong. In some of my old bar hangouts, everyone did it at one point or another.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (w35Im)


What happens at a MoMe bar, stays at a MoMe bar.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)

349 Is "my little guy in the stroller" the new cool kids slang for your junk?
Posted by: Muad'dib

I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223

GMTA.
Posted by: Axeman

And Muad'dib goes there!

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (OCTRt)

350 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)


Nice shiny mane...

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (w45mR)

351 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all.

It tastes fine to me. Better than peanut butter, that's for sure. Maybe the texture and color is off-putting, as it resembles triple-antibiotic.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (AytXr)

352 They definitely want to dump Kamala before Joe leaves (one way or the other) and I imagine that even as we speak they are brainstorming who it can be.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (mR6Gs)
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You think Hillary might have engaged her poisoning personnel?

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (Q7Km+)

353 He's Muad'dib. Who are you to question God?

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (7MBHe)

354 Nah, it's Tony's version of "Special Delivery" when the ladies want to see the "kid".
Posted by: Axeman

Is that a footlong?

Stripper/dancing guy in Bachelor Party -

"At least!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (mD/uy)

355 348 Is taking your clothes off in a bar wrong? No one told me that it is wrong. In some of my old bar hangouts, everyone did it at one point or another.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (w35Im)


What happens at a MoMe bar, stays at a MoMe bar.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)

Tequila, makes yer clothes fall off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (oHd/0)

356 What happens at a MoMe bar, stays at a MoMe bar.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)

I'll bet.

Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (AwYPR)

357 350 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)
Nice shiny mane...
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (w45mR)


Counting by stomping your foot.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (G2zl5)

358 I have a friend that flies the 737 Max. He loves it.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)

I heard that in Garth Algar's voice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (V6f9+)

359 I have often wondered that about Michelle Malkin, but have not made up my mind as of yet....
Posted by: kraken at August 25, 2021 11:03 AM (6Je/Q)

I don't think MM is a grifter. From what I can tell, she is conservative but also very, very good at building companies and selling them to soulless monsters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (V6f9+)


How exactly has conservatism been advanced with her high profile appearances on shows like The View?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (y7DUB)

360
I have a friend that flies the 737 Max. He loves it.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)


Know a guy that flew those for Southwest before they were grounded.

Says basically you've got to be an idiot to cause the 'issue' that caused the crashes that grounded them.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

361 343 They definitely want to dump Kamala before Joe leaves (one way or the other) and I imagine that even as we speak they are brainstorming who it can be.
They need someone with a relatively squeaky-clean--or scrubbed--past, who seems competent, and can check one or more boxes.
The 'smart" money says Bootyjudge, but I don't think so.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:10 AM (mR6Gs)

=========

I cannot imagine Mitch allowing Democrats to backend their future leaders into the presidency like this. My opinion of Mitch has definitely fallen over the course of the Trump administration, but not so far as to see him as anything less than a political animal.

He'd sooner leave the VP slot empty than fill it with someone less than 70 years old. I could imagine Mitch getting Romney in through negotiations with Biden's team sooner than Buttigieg.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)

362 I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)


It's like I don't know you at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (Xo5lP)

363 So many fakes/grifters that we have to be skeptical.
Posted by: Lizzy/i] at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (bDqIh)

Start with nearly everyone who has--or had--a show on FOX News who has written a book.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (mR6Gs)

364
Actually the recipe is German, but they have rolled thru Belgium so many times that, yeah, I s'pose you could call them that.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)

_________

I learned recently that German Chocolate Cake was invented in Dallas in the 1950s. Got nothing to do with Germany.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (/U27+)

365 .
Jiffy Baking Mix

That is all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (MIKMs)

366 This fear can be dispelled by sending $100 monthly (Visa, MasterCard or AmEx) to the Republican National Committee to fight the Democratic agenda!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (/U27+)

Yes, they will fight by gripping the pillow with their capped teeth and spreading cheek for easy entry.
They are eunuchs, nothing more. In fact, they are less than eunuchs, as some eunuchs fight.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (o2MD2)

367 353 He's Muad'dib. Who are you to question God?
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (7MBHe)

==========

He is just a man who took advantage of the local customs to attain ultimate power in the universe of men. His son, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)

368 Sean Davis says the woke Pentagon has evac'd 80,000 people from Kabul, only 4,400 of whom were Americans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (w35Im)

369 274 Have Aussies started shooting people yet?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)
=================
While I've seen lots of vicious beatings, I have not yet seen shootings. Still only Wednesday though.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:04 AM (w35Im)


I'm pretty cynical, but the Australia situation is just bewildering. Don't they CARE how this looks? Doesn't it bother them that people are now drawing parallels between them and Nazi Germany? I read a comment (might have even been here) where someone referred to authoritarian governments, "like CCP, North Korea, Australia..." Probably just being snarky, but a year ago that would have been incomprehensible, especially as a joke. I'm at the point I wonder when a Western country will start warning its citizens not to travel to Australia because of the danger of death at the hands of government agents.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (t+mAj)

370 "It's up an hour before me making flapjacks."

- Andrew Dice Clay
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:02 AM


"Half staff? Cloudy with a chance of showers."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (m+jkK)

371 My fear is waking up in Hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (o2MD2)


"God be merciful to me, a sinner."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (FtyIS)

372 Coercion is the new liberty.

The Right of the Government To Impose Whims Shall Not Be Infringed.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (AytXr)

373 How exactly has conservatism been advanced with her high profile appearances on shows like The View?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (y7DUB)


any voice that is contrary to the Leftist narrative is valuable when you consider the reach that shows like The View has.

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (DJFLF)

374 I cannot imagine Mitch allowing Democrats to backend their future leaders into the presidency like this. My opinion of Mitch has definitely fallen over the course of the Trump administration, but not so far as to see him as anything less than a political animal. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Garland got 77 ayes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (Jsjd7)

375 For what it has become, ACLU needs to be ground into dust and scattered to the wind.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (w45mR)

376 Nah, it's Tony's version of "Special Delivery" when the ladies want to see the "kid".
Posted by: Axeman


I've heard of using puppies to troll for women, but using a kid is new.

"Yeah, his poor mum, bless her heart. May she RIP"

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (OCTRt)

377 Counting by stomping your foot.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (G2zl5)


Damn it Buzzion, I was about to write the same thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (axyOa)

378 "Uh oh, UK McDonalds is pulling milkshakes off the menu. Supply chain problems: Lack of drivers.
Posted by: WisRich"


How would you even know? The shake machine is broke about 90% of the time

Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (MxEKc)

379 I respect you too much to take a cheap shot. I know you mean your kid. But it was there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)

It's like I don't know you at all.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (Xo5lP)



*insert Invasion of the Body Snatchers image here*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

380 Yes I like that one. It covers the general theme that to get equality you have to suppress success.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 25, 2021 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

It doesn't end well

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 25, 2021 10:55 AM (z79tQ)

I want to meme that one for a response to the next time I see that family watching a baseball game through the fence.

I'm imagining equality represented by some pretty flowers growing in bright sprinkling mists, and equity being portrayed by a distracted kid mowing them down with his headphones on.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (SOV+T)

381 The Who dis does not make me want to toss salad or scramble eggs. Meh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (U9GPU)

382
out of an abundance of caution, they're going to fly her home on a 737 MAX...

Flown by zombie JFK Jr.
Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)


In flight entertainment by Lynyrd Skynyrd (with guest guitarist zombie Randy Rhodes)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (n+4am)

383 My fear is waking up in Hell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:08 AM (o2MD2)

I hear ya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (V6f9+)

384 Jiffy corn bread mix is inedible. It has sugar in it. No self respecting southern man puts fucking sugar in the corn pone.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (o2MD2)

385 Doesn't it bother them that people are now drawing parallels between them and Nazi Germany?

And if they're worried about being thrown onto a deserted prison island...

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (AytXr)

386 Start with nearly everyone who has--or had--a show on FOX News who has written a book.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (mR6Gs)

Noticed that, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (AwYPR)

387 He'd sooner leave the VP slot empty than fill it with someone less than 70 years old. I could imagine Mitch getting Romney in through negotiations with Biden's team sooner than Buttigieg.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)

I agree with you on Romney.
He'd do it in a heartbeat, thinking it positions him for 2024--which might be a reason the Democrats WOULDN'T agree to it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (mR6Gs)

388 374 I cannot imagine Mitch allowing Democrats to backend their future leaders into the presidency like this. My opinion of Mitch has definitely fallen over the course of the Trump administration, but not so far as to see him as anything less than a political animal. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Garland got 77 ayes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (Jsjd7)

========

And it would be a vastly different fight. An unplanned VP position opening up without any other major nominating fights around it is the perfect storm of attention. It's how Mitch will prove his mettle as a conservative leader, in a fight that ultimately won't matter than much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

389 Oh I misread that. Monday's who dis. YES! Todays Who dis? not so much, meh. She's got odd features.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (U9GPU)

390 My biggest fear is dying and not being allowed to see my dog again because I merked some people immorally.


I'll be happy to just not wake up in the Mayan Afterlife.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (yQpMk)

391 I like the Tanya Harding pic.
Admint it OM, yoiu used to go dowsn to the Clackamas Mall just to wtch her sakte.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (axyOa)

392 I've heard of using puppies to troll for women, but using a kid is new.

"Yeah, his poor mum, bless her heart. May she RIP"
Posted by: rickb223

Oh you have no idea. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (mD/uy)

393 The one question is: does Tony really sell it, with a bonnet and all?

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (Q7Km+)

394 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)


Whoa. Do you have the 'rona, or are you just using in preventatively?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (FtyIS)

395 Taking contributions for proverbs?

So called "Progressivism" is the political embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins

Posted by: Jack Howard at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (jbvxJ)

396 Jiffy corn bread mix is inedible. It has sugar in it. No self respecting southern man puts fucking sugar in the corn pone.

Where on the package do you see it called “corn pone”. It’s called corn bread. Bread has sugar in it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (CX3cf)

397 Tyrannical Oregon Gov. Kate Brown Reinstates Outdoor Mask Mandate.

It is not science. It is not safety.

IT IS JUST FUCKING WITH YOU

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (yrol0)

398 Do souffles still fall, or is there some magical way to make them now where it turns out perfectly every time?

****

Add a can of Fix-A-Flat™ to the recipe.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (Xwt96)

399 He is just a man who took advantage of the local customs to attain ultimate power in the universe of men. His son, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)

That sandworm fetish really got out of hand.
I blame Pornhub

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (V6f9+)

400 It's like I don't know you at all.
Posted by: naturalfake


Not when it comes to 'Rons or 'Ettes families.

Them? Yeah. Families? No. Too easy for someone to miss the joke. Then it's just Awkward.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (OCTRt)

401 No self respecting southern man puts fucking sugar in the corn pone.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Another euphemism?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (mD/uy)

402 399 That sandworm fetish really got out of hand.
I blame Pornhub
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (V6f9+)

===========

The most interesting part of God Emperor of Dune was the guy insulting Leto about his genitals.

It was not terribly amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

403 Jiffy corn bread mix is inedible. It has sugar in it. No self respecting southern man puts fucking sugar in the corn pone.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM

Corn Porn? Sounds like something Biden could get into. Did he ever tell you about Corn Pop?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (U9GPU)

404 374 I cannot imagine Mitch allowing Democrats to backend their future leaders into the presidency like this. My opinion of Mitch has definitely fallen over the course of the Trump administration, but not so far as to see him as anything less than a political animal. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Garland got 77 ayes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (Jsjd7)

See my commentary last week about if you think that a new VP choice won't be a far lefty and gets through with over 55 votes then you have no grasp on reality. Note the guy thinks Prometheus is good.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (G2zl5)

405 He'd sooner leave the VP slot empty than fill it with someone

Phrasing?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (4I/2K)

406 I'll be happy to just not wake up in the Mayan Afterlife.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (yQpMk)

You don't trust Zod?

Or is he into Aztechs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (V6f9+)

407 "...The State Dept. uses the term "anomalous health incident" in reference to Harris' illness in Vietnam."

I didn't think that Harris got sick from an AHI. Her arrival in Vietnam was simply delayed because people at her destination may have gotten sick from an AHI.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (mdjgu)

408 Speaking of pancakes -

If you have a local Japanese market, Japanese pancake mix is the absolute best in the world.

Seriously.

Give it a whirl.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (Xo5lP)

409
What happens at a MoMe bar, stays at a MoMe bar.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)

Tequila, makes yer clothes fall off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (oHd/0)



Also makes you bulletproof.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (n+4am)

410 I see Justine Trudeau is mad at Canadians again. He says if re-elected he intends to make it illegal for certain people to buy houses from Canadians, thereby reducing the resale market for their houses and cutting the values of their investments.

To increase supply, he could, as an alternative, incentivize home builders to build more houses but, no, he's going the authoritarian route. What a surprise.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (w35Im)

411 407 "...The State Dept. uses the term "anomalous health incident" in reference to Harris' illness in Vietnam."

I missed it.. She got sick? biden poisoning her?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (I2VcN)

412 I like the Tanya Harding pic.
Admint it OM, yoiu used to go dowsn to the Clackamas Mall just to wtch her sakte.
Posted by: Diogenes

After seeing her video, Tanya knows how yo work a rod.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (OCTRt)

413 Add a can of Fix-A-Flat to the recipe.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM

Or Flex Seal! I mean if it will float a fat little fuck in a screen door boat it ought to raise a souffle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (U9GPU)

414 The most interesting part of God Emperor of Dune was the guy insulting Leto about his genitals.

It was not terribly amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

Duncan Idaho is the only real hero in Dune after Paul quits.

Also, I wouldn't recommend to anyone that they read anything in the series after Dune. Not even Children of Dune.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (V6f9+)

415 I didn't think that Harris got sick from an AHI. Her arrival in Vietnam was simply delayed because people at her destination may have gotten sick from an AHI.

Damn, another great conspiracy theory shot to hell by a fact.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (ZsR3z)

416 Actually the recipe is German, but they have rolled thru Belgium so many times that, yeah, I s'pose you could call them that.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)


I remember something by Mordecai Richler, where he was reading some old German text that contained a description of a well-loved recipe that Mommy used to make, and his heart sank as he realized it was for knishes. In other words, something that he proudly considered quintessentially Jewish really was just German. Which isn't surprising, as there was a long, long history of Jews living in Germany, so naturally they picked up cooking tips along with words, but he'd been conditioned to think of Germany as the incurably hostile enemy, and it was a shock to find how much of that culture had been incorporated into his own.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (t+mAj)

417 Taliban vow to tackle Climate Change: Terror group sets out its eco credentials

Taking everyone in Afghanistan back to the 12th century will lower their carbon footprint.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (yrol0)

418 Of course they care more about the "wolf population" than they do humans.

Notice (for example) they will gum up the works with "environmental impact statements" to protect some minor bug or whatever - the Greater Basin Marbled Cockroach, but on the other hand, some leftist asshat can single handedly shitcan coal mining or a petroleum pipeline with the stroke of the pen, destroying millions of jobs - careers actually, whole entire industries, without any "impact statements" on how many Americans that might actually kill over the long term.

They are monsters, and it is an imponderable as to why nobody hardly can see this. It's been going on for decades.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (E9vLe)

419 any voice that is contrary to the Leftist narrative is valuable when you consider the reach that shows like The View has.
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2021 11:14 AM (DJFLF)


I don't think she changes a single mind of anyone dumb enough to watch those ignorant slags but she probably sells more books. She and Coulter have a nice con going on.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

420 Tequila, makes yer clothes fall off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2021 11:12 AM (oHd/0)



Also makes you bulletproof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (n+4am)

It also gives superhuman vomit projection abilities.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (o2MD2)

421 The State Dept. uses the term "anomalous health incident" in reference to Harris' illness in Vietnam."

I missed it.. She got sick? biden poisoning her?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM (I2VcN)

Currrent theory, that doesn't involve STDs, is she got hit by the same microwave weapons they've been using against the US in Cuba.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (V6f9+)

422 395 Taking contributions for proverbs?

Posted by: Jack Howard at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (jbvxJ


Not directly soliciting. But if you say something I like in a comment, I'll snatch it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (FtyIS)

423 When my mom used to make souffles we weren't allowed to run through the kitchen. A fallen souffle would make her cry. Do souffles still fall, or is there some magical way to make them now where it turns out perfectly every time? Sous vide a souffle...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (w35Im)

Souffles lack free will. If they fall, it was preordained.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (ATib1)

424 Klacik v Owens. First ugly it is being worked out in public this way. Second after the huge spend and all of the publicity and all that she managed to gain zero points against Mfume after running against him as a nobody. It's not her fault that Ballmer is Ballmer but not one point?

But the thing that I do find weird is that Owens passed the rumor that Klaciks partner runs a strip joint and Klacik does not deny that as part of her argument.

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (mbFEM)

425 If you think about all the high-tech equipment that we left behind in A'Stan, it's not hard too see why the Taliban doesn't want talented, capable, educated people to leave.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (mR6Gs)

426 I agree with you on Romney.
He'd do it in a heartbeat, thinking it positions him for 2024--which might be a reason the Democrats WOULDN'T agree to it.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (mR6Gs)

I agree with that, but I wonder what the Democrat bench looks like after Biden/Harris. None of the other candidates that ran in 2020 could hope to match up against either Trump or DeSantis.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (mdjgu)

427 417 Taliban vow to tackle Climate Change: Terror group sets out its eco credentials

Taking everyone in Afghanistan back to the 12th century will lower their carbon footprint.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (yrol0)

With all those new military vehicles, planes and Copters ? I don't think so

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (I2VcN)

428 Harris got the Delta.

Too much kissing the husband through two masks.

Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2021 11:21 AM (Q7Km+)

429 nood

Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

430 1. The Amish vaccinate.
2. Is Jenn Psaki Zuck's half Sister?

Posted by: Legion of Boom at August 25, 2021 11:21 AM (7wSTB)

431 With all those new military vehicles, planes and Copters ? I don't think so
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2021 11:20 AM (I2VcN)

They will be pulled by women and goats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 25, 2021 11:21 AM (yrol0)

432 Tequila, makes yer clothes fall off.
Posted by: Romeo13

Also makes you bulletproof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Makes you slur and sound like a Scotsman.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 25, 2021 11:21 AM (OCTRt)

433 Also, I wouldn't recommend to anyone that they read anything in the series after Dune. Not even Children of Dune.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 25, 2021 11:19 AM (V6f9+)


"DUNE" comes to a perfect and complete end.

All of the sequels are essentially stapling antlers onto a greyhound.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2021 11:22 AM (Xo5lP)

434 To increase supply, he could, as an alternative, incentivize home builders to build more houses but, no, he's going the authoritarian route. What a surprise.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:18 AM

Well it's not like Canada has any lumber. Well at least it had more. Fucking Canucks ruined half my summer with their wildfires, I had days @ my cabin that we couldn't even go outside because of the smoke, a few days we couldn't see the other side of the lake. We have our own fires up here now to even the score! Dryer than a popcorn fart all summer but looks like we are about to get some much needed rain. They of course are blaming the hot dry summer on climate change, because we've NEVER had those here before.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2021 11:22 AM (U9GPU)

435 Harris eventually made it to Vietnam. Her spokeswoman Symone Sanders insists everything is fine. "You saw her get onto the plane. She is well, all is fine."[/i

She sounds like Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2021 11:23 AM (ZsR3z)

436 @DocO
Half a year after the "adults" supposedly took charge and "brought diplomacy back," our relationship with the G7 lies in ruins, our best friends are seething with rage, fascist China is taunting those who rely on our protection, and terrorists are dictating our foreign policy.
============
but no mean tweets!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 11:23 AM (w35Im)

437 When my mom used to make souffles we weren't allowed to run through the kitchen. A fallen souffle would make her cry. Do souffles still fall, or is there some magical way to make them now where it turns out perfectly every time? Sous vide a souffle...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2021 10:59 AM (w35Im)


Back in my Army days, I was in Istanbul. One of the pilots recommended a restuarant in town and he would order desserts. Apparently you had to order by 2 PM or you couldn't get one. Chocolate souffle.
OMG!!!
It was Heaven in a dish. Defintely a top five EVAH dessert.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:24 AM (axyOa)

438 Start with nearly everyone who has--or had--a show on FOX News who has written a book.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM (mR6Gs)

Noticed that, huh?
Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2021 11:15 AM (AwYPR)

A long time ago
Just selling product to the "folks"

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2021 11:24 AM (mR6Gs)

439 He'd sooner leave the VP slot empty than fill it with someone

Phrasing?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 25, 2021 11:17 AM


Given the current VP, I'd say it's phrased accurately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2021 11:24 AM (m+jkK)

440 I saw a true crime the other day about a couple who sold funnel cakes from a food truck at state fairs. They made enough in three months to support their family all year. Of.course, they were murdered by their daughter but you take the bad with the good. (Apparently she felt working three months was asking too much.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 25, 2021 11:27 AM (d9FiS)

441 I learned recently that German Chocolate Cake was invented in Dallas in the 1950s. Got nothing to do with Germany.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2021 11:13 AM


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Yep. Inventor's last name was German. It was originally called German's chocolate cake, eventually the possessive got dropped.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 25, 2021 11:32 AM (G/mW5)

442 Cousins are defined as having common grandparents.
Second cousins have common great-grandoarents.
Third cousins, great-great-grandparents.
And so on

Your cousin's child is 'once removed'.
Your cousin's grandchild is twice removed

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 25, 2021 11:33 AM (ufFY8)

443 I knew a guy who was married to my cousin, twice removed. Apparently she kept coming back.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2021 11:36 AM (Xwt96)

444 Yea, let he whose heart hath dreams of the evil of the left, so let his yam-bag be punched with smiting force.

Posted by: Baba Yaga's Hut of Pleasure at August 25, 2021 11:38 AM (aasjM)

445 Harris got the Delta.

Too much kissing the husband through two masks.

Posted by: Axeman

Welp, maybe it will protect him from crotch rot in the mouth

Posted by: Baba Yaga's Hut of Pleasure at August 25, 2021 11:40 AM (aasjM)

446 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021

Whoa. Do you have the 'rona, or are you just using in preventatively?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 25, 2021


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Just prevention, along with zinc, D3, and quinine distilled from some grapefruit rinds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:40 AM (/XOcP)

447 Mix it with some peanut butter, and it's not horrible at all. I've taken it twice over 2 weeks. No side effects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021

Nice shiny mane...
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2021 11:11 AM (w45mR)

Counting by stomping your foot.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2021


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Tonight I'll take a nice moonlight canter around the park, then trot back and put on the feedbag. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 25, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

448 You can't have hotcakes without bacon. Where's the Japanese bacon?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2021 11:56 AM (ecYxZ)

449
Valier Jarrett controls biden. Which explains ecerything.

Posted by: Buffalobob at August 25, 2021 12:16 PM (RNoZj)

450 391 I like the Tanya Harding pic.
Admint it OM, yoiu used to go dowsn to the Clackamas Mall just to wtch her sakte.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2021 11:16 AM (axyOa)

Dude, ran into her in an auto parts store in Battle Ground, Wa. years ago. She is a midget. Was wearing camo and was packing some pounds. The young motorheads showed keen interest in her. Which was very troubling, especially because within the prior 12 months she had been charged with beating her boyfriend with a hubcap.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 25, 2021 12:31 PM (hKi6n)

451 Third cousin, once removed.

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