The Morning Rant

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YET MORE PROVERBS FOR 2021

A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left.
--(Ecc 10:2)

There are three things that progressives crave, yea, four things that they diligently seek: status, power, adulation, and other people's money.

If the government is allowed to ignore the law in an emergency, then the government will create emergencies in order to ignore the law.

Who has real power? Whoever is not permitted to be laughed at.

When Republicans screw up, that's the story. When the Democrats screw up, the Republicans' reaction is the story. (h/t Jim Treacher)

Hate has no home here, but vengeance has a master suite, resentment is in the guest room, and entitlement sleeps every night on the couch. (h/t Berserker-Dragonheads Division)

Conservatives bring knives to the gunfight, but progressives bring guns to the knife fight.

Journalists give awards to one another for the fake news they publish and FBI agenta pat themselves on the back for stopping conspiracies they themselves incite.

Marxists hate capitalism, but they really love money. (h/t kbdabear)

Women tend to be liberals because they need the government to replace all the males they've pushed out of their lives.

Hating women is misogyny. Hating men is feminism.

There are no independent fact checkers. If there were, the media would ignore them and big tech would censor them. (h/t Pat Condell)

Never take history lessons from people who think the world started the day they were born. (h/t G'rump928(c))

We can be reassured that the GOP has our back -- mostly with a knife in it.(h/t J.J. Sefton)

Like a den of lying weasels or a clown car crammed with traitors, so is the weekly Bulwark staff meeting.

Things are not getting worse, they are getting uncovered.



Squeal Like A Pig!

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Your Call: Real Or Satire?

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...And She Ran Out Of Pearls To Clutch:

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And So It Begins:

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I Love the Classics:

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Who Dis:

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Photo 2 (busty!)
Photo 3 (leggy!)
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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday Who Dis:

Dana Delaney was in The Code, a short-lived 2019 TV series about a group of military lawyers, along with Australian tennis player-turned-actor Luke Mitchell.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Toasted English Muffins:

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(Click for bigger muffins)

English muffin recipe available here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:22 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

2 SPONGE!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (Ez6QX)

3 Winning......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

4 He's Tab Hunter, I believe. Not sure about her yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (txdEq)

5 Who Dis: Barbara Wilson and Don't Know

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (TNyrE)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (OCTRt)

7 Lana Wood?

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (786Ro)

8 Woo, congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (XvPQV)

9 4 He's Tab Hunter, I believe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (txdEq)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (WFa+c)

10 Muffins are nice, biscuits are better

Posted by: Lrrr at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (jIL4c)

11 Today's conspiracy theories are tomorrow's headlines.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (Bmy3R)

12 Top 10 maybe

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (nouTT)

13 7 Lana Wood?

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (786R


Sorry, no.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (WFa+c)

14 There are three things that progressives crave, yea, four things that they diligently seek: status, power, adulation, and other people's money.

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. I'll come in again.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (ZsR3z)

15 Is that Buttegieg picture real or 'shopped?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:25 AM (Ez6QX)

16 ** Enthusiastically Cheering On Side of Road**

Down With Parents! Down With Parents!

--
Suburban Virginia Wine Moms with Fresh Box of Wine!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 25, 2021 10:25 AM (rKTVE)

17 I am not at all sure that the "Bad X" vs. "Good X" is accurate. The last one (politicians) is certainly true, but I no longer think the others are. That may be warped because all leadership of all organizations is bad. Leadership is the minority of any population, but they set the tone and policy everywhere. And there may not be a good executive-level person left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 10:25 AM (DU+/6)

18 I Love the Classics:

Doth Marcellus Wallace look as like thine concubine?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Bmy3R)

19 There are three things that progressives crave, yea, four things that they diligently seek: status, power, adulation, and other people's money.
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And power - any power of any other person - is the prime mover among them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (DU+/6)

20 Mmmm, toasted English muffins....

Posted by: exdem13 at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (W+kMI)

21 15 Is that Buttegieg picture real or 'shopped?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:25 AM (Ez6QX)

Fake, but Accurate, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (/EuRN)

22 TikTok video.....the Dallas Cowboys are 5 and 1.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

23 I love English muffins.
The brunette muffin is also good looking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (XvPQV)

24 Oh, saw a change in Hate has no home here sign
It's Love has a home here

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (nouTT)

25 SPONGE!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (Ez6QX)


{{{{Jordan}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

26 11 Today's conspiracy theories are tomorrow's headlines.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (Bmy3R)

Thus, conspiracy theories are a matter of dates?

Sounds.... familiar...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (oHd/0)

27 English muffin reminds me of Wilson The Volleyball.

This is very very good:
"Never take history lessons from people who think the world started the day they were born."

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (qpX6U)

28 Don't forget that the Left loived their "Sarah Palin is a C$nt" t-shirts" and drag queen story hour in libraries/schools and take your grade schooler to Pride parades and Blues Clues LGBTQA ed is cool and buy dildos for your kindergartener and . . .

So yeah, f#ck your "ooh, don't corrupt the kiddies" pose.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

29 If only it had actually been war.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (KZzsI)

30 Woo, congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (XvPQV)



Someone nooded, yet I was first in the clubhouse.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (5Woea)

32 I toast English muffins in a pan. They are better that way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Y5qcH)

33 wow, you could get happily lost in the who dis pic 2 cleavage...

and no clue but she's defo got a 60s vibe.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (8D42x)

34 need more Burt shooters, fewer squealers ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Cus5s)

35 It took me 23 comments to read the content.

Posted by: tbodie at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (cWLG9)

36 The hair in Who Dis #5 though

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (DJFLF)

37 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
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And he's back...Clearly he's recovered from the TXMOME with mysterious powers of recuperation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (K5n5d)

38 It's Love has a home here

Keep your kids well away from that place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (KZzsI)

39 Surprised that this Jessica Taylor of Twitter still refers to TN as home and hasn't completely disavowed ever having been in the state for a minute of her life.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (TNyrE)

40 Dammit, now I want a double-double.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

41 If only it had actually been war.

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You know what was actually war ... releasing a bio weapon. The world governments united against the perceived aggressor ... their own people.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

42 22 TikTok video.....the Dallas Cowboys are 5 and 1.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)


Must be an old video.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (WFa+c)

43 ----
And he's back...Clearly he's recovered from the TXMOME with mysterious powers of recuperation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (K5n5d)



Faking it......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

44 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021


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Ronny Cox, many years later to be a temporary commander of the Enterprise in a 2-part TNG.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (txdEq)

45 Must be an old video.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (WFa+c)

Still made me lol....just substitute Clemson.

Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (AwYPR)

46 44 Dick Jones in Robocop. Come on man

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (CYnTg)

47 "...who's the fourth guy?"

He played the role of 'Red Shirt' in the movie, so nameless minor actor. I would have killed him myself, just because he brought his fucking guitar on a canoe trip.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (qpX6U)

48 Faking it......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)


Fake it 'till you make it. My voice is all messed up from too much talking, drinking, and smoking this weekend. Everything keeps giving me the side-eye, like I've got the 'rona.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)

49 Dammit, now I want a double-double.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

and animal style fries...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (8D42x)

50 Who's Dis has her some big American breasts.

Posted by: Georg Festrunk & Yortuk Festruk at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (4I/2K)

51 So yeah, f#ck your "ooh, don't corrupt the kiddies" pose.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)
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Agreed. Those parents clutching their pearls are all in on the deliberate corruption of youth though CRT and various other debaucheries taught in school.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (K5n5d)

52 Pic No. 3 of the lady mystery guest . . . either she has extraordinarily small feet, or she's only about 5' tall.

She looks familiar; I think I've seen her on Have Gun -- Will Travel or 77 Sunset Strip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (txdEq)

53 31 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (5Woea)


Ronny Cox, who later was the police captain in Beverly Hills Cop IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (s2VJv)

54 Good morning from the atmospheric river!

Posted by: Sassy at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (xSICi)

55 Everything keeps giving me the side-eye, like I've got the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)


*everyONE, sheesh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)

56 49 Dammit, now I want a double-double.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

and animal style fries...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (8D42x)


I was craving the Four by Four.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (s2VJv)

57 Tab Hunter was not interested in breasts

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (CYnTg)

58 Those keep parents out of the classroom signs are real.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

59 "Tales From Atmospheric Rivers" was a difficult but rewarding album.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Bmy3R)

60 Yeah, I'd rather people didn't yell profanities as a joke in a huge crowd kids around or not, but especially around little kids. I wish we didn't live in that world.

But to have leftists who support tranny book readings and pedo island and corruption, perversion, and filth at every possible level and permutation somehow act like yelling F--- Joe Biden is the worst conceivable act of evil is not something I can stomach.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (KZzsI)

61 Ronny Cox, who later was the police captain in Beverly Hills Cop IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (s2VJv)


Also the bad guy in Total Recall. The one not Michael Ironside.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)

62 I watched the very first Hays Office approved movie this weekend. Certificate #1 and all.

Interesting bit of history there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

63 The legions of pussy-hat wearing Karens are shocked by current breaches in public decorum, eh? Zero fucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (QU5/8)

64 And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. I'll come in again.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:24 AM (ZsR3z)
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MY COMMENT SELF-CANCELED DUE TO REDUNDANCY

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (SrHez)

65 59 "Tales From Atmospheric Rivers" was a difficult but rewarding album.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Bmy3R)

Topographic Oceans > Atmospheric Rivers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (s2VJv)

66 Everything keeps giving me the side-eye, like I've got the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)



LOL!

I'm awake, but tired. Wife is sleeping on the couch. Working remote rules.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

67 The English muffin recipe looks so easy that even I might be able to tackle it.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (DJFLF)

68 Pic No. 3 of the lady mystery guest . . . either she has extraordinarily small feet, or she's only about 5' tall.

She looks familiar; I think I've seen her on Have Gun -- Will Travel or 77 Sunset Strip.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Almost looks like Annette Funicello.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (OCTRt)

69 61 Ronny Cox, who later was the police captain in Beverly Hills Cop IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:31 AM (s2VJv)

Also the bad guy in Total Recall. The one not Michael Ironside.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)

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He was better in RoboCop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

70 ...who's the fourth guy?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021
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George Apple from "Apple's Way."

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (ViCCR)

71 Posted by: Kurt at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Fdnce)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

72 55 Everything keeps giving me the side-eye, like I've got the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)

*everyONE, sheesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)

Freudian slip? EveryONE denotes they are people. Thing? well, I always thought of NPC's as things...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (oHd/0)

73 either she has extraordinarily small feet, or she's only about 5' tall.

She's probably itty. Most actresses are, because the actors are all shrimps and they need to look even shorter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (KZzsI)

74 quite possibly one of my favorite Bible verses, Prov. 6:16

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

It's like Moses saying, I bring down from Sinai these 10 Commandments, yea 11 Commandments I bring.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (5Woea)

75 How fitting is it that Kurt's hash says F Dunce.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

76 5 Who Dis: Barbara Wilson
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:23 AM (TNyrE)
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I was gonna say Flip.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (SrHez)

77 Jordan!!!

Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (RU4sa)

78 I think her name was Susan Hart

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Bmy3R)

79 The only wood that doesn't float! Natalie!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (flINI)

80 Ethan Sanchez punchline -- I did not see that coming!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (bDqIh)

81 Tab Hunter amazed me. My idea of him from when I was a kid was that he was just another good-looking actor. Then I caught him in the film Gunman's Walk w/ Van Heflin, and he astonished me with his portrait of the sociopath who fails to learn by experience and destroys people's lives.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:35 AM (txdEq)

82 Interesting bit of history there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)


We can thank those reactionary Catholics for a period of wholesome family film viewing. Prior to the Code, movies were quickly sliding down a lewd and lascivious slope.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 10:35 AM (DJFLF)

83 It's like Moses saying, I bring down from Sinai these 10 Commandments, yea 11 Commandments I bring.

Its a neat literary device to emphasize something. Although there was that tablet Moses dropped and broke on the way down, as History of the World Part One showed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:35 AM (KZzsI)

84 Things are not getting worse, they are getting uncovered.


Funny how as things get uncovered, we suddenly have "Fact Checkers.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:35 AM (axyOa)

85 82 his portrait of the sociopath who fails to learn by experience and destroys people's lives.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:35 AM (txdEq)


The Story of Socialism...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (s2VJv)

86 "Gunman's Walk"

Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (qpX6U)

87 "Conservatives bring knives to the gunfight, but progressives bring guns to the knife fight."

More accurately, progressives view political wars as actual wars, where conservatives view political wars as war re-enactments.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (KbCG3)

88 Squeal like a pig, America! Wheee!

Posted by: El Commandante Zero at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (jO1qp)

89 Don't know if this is old news, but I just read that Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia because his teenage daughter has decided she's really a guy. https://tinyurl.com/3vvkbsuk

So much for hyper-rationalism. I knew something was going weird with him way back in 2015, when he announced that he liked Bernie Sanders. Trump Derangement led him to vote for Clinton the next year, and last year he abandoned all pretense of being a libertarian to pen a gushing love letter to Joe Biden after the election. He also is a pro-vax crusader, and high-fived Gavin Newsome when the latter beat the recall. I used to be a big fan, but no longer. The pronoun crap is even contaminating the magic show.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (FJup+)

90 Paper straws are the worst! They disintegrate after about 5 minutes.
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And a metal one already literally killed a physically-handicapped kid.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (UHVv4)

91 I think her name was Susan Hart
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021


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And she was on 77 Sunset Strip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (txdEq)

92 Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (RU4sa)


Does he ever come out of his mom's basement?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)

93 Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?

He would be treated courteously, but many would wonder how he got out of his Mom's basement.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (ZsR3z)

94 75 quite possibly one of my favorite Bible verses, Prov. 6:16

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

It's like Moses saying, I bring down from Sinai these 10 Commandments, yea 11 Commandments I bring.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (5Woea)

Just like Ace of Spades... there is a Style Guide recommendation of NO MATH in the Bible...

F'n Moses blew that one though...

Posted by: Yahweh at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (oHd/0)

95 93
Does he ever come out of his mom's basement?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)


Well, he does something involving the words "come" and "his mom's."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (s2VJv)

96 Who dis?

Is two people who like men for sex!

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (gmo/4)

97 Things are not getting worse, they are getting uncovered.

Things never get worse, they just get bad in a new way. What used to be targeted at one group is targeted at another. What used to be hidden is done blatantly in the light of day. What was once celebrated is attacked.

Evil has always been with us, sometimes hidden more than others, and sometimes targeted at people we didn't know well or were around enough to find out about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (KZzsI)

98 Boris Johnson has scrapped the Vaxx Passport due to realizing the jabs are shite.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (DJFLF)

99 Posted by: Kurt at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Fdnce)

Did your mom let you wear your big-boy pants today?

And your 'FDunce' hash is going into the AoSHQ hash hall-of-fame. So thanks for that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (WFa+c)

100 Posted by: Kurt at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Fdnce)

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Your hash almost appears to be France. Keep trying until you reach some variation of Vichy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (TNyrE)

101 Kurt makes the common mistake of thinking that the stock market cares about who the president is.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (qpX6U)

102 Horde mind is sometimes scary.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (P9Hjt)

103 99 Boris Johnson has scrapped the Vaxx Passport due to realizing the jabs are shite.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (DJFLF)

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The whole technocrat ruling the world through Twitter thing is a lot harder in reality than a lot of people seem to think it is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

104 "Gunman's Walk"

Added to my list, thanks!
Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at October 25, 2021


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A pretty good dramatic Western, as I recall. And Hunter is kind of scary. Not Alan Arkin as Harry Roat Jr. in Wait Until Dark scary, no, but pretty effective.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (txdEq)

105 I have no idea who 'dis femme is but something about photo 7 makes me think Hammer Horror Dracula, which I'm perfectly confident is wrong.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (cSyAR)

106 Don't know if this is old news, but I just read that Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia because his teenage daughter has decided she's really a guy.

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You see this a lot with people in reaction to their children. I don't know if it is guilt, a desire to protect or their child (who they undoubtedly love), a desire to bond with their child, or something else.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (sX1BW)

107 @99

>>Boris Johnson has scrapped the Vaxx Passport due to realizing the jabs are shite.

No they so too work and if you don't force everyone to get them, I'm going to murder this puppyand take away your cars!!!

--
Herr Dr. Tony Fauchi

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (rKTVE)

108 Remember when we couldn't wait until 2020 was over?

I worry that we will look back on now as "the good old days."

Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (mbFEM)

109 High inflation and low interest rates. Who would have guessed that stocks would benefit?

Oh that's right, everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (UuD2k)

110 Ronny Cox, who did not make it back home in time for Corn Flakes.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (iEVUT)

111 I'm still struggling to figure out what massive tax cut to the wealthy Trump passed. I remember him signing a bill that eliminated expensive home write offs, pissing off rich people...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (KZzsI)

112 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:22 AM


Well played, Sponge...well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (m+jkK)

113 Hate has no home here, but he left a bunch of boxes in my garage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (yQpMk)

114 Posted by: Kurt at October 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Fdnce)

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Your hash almost appears to be France. Keep trying until you reach some variation of Vichy.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (TNyrE)


Ackshully, it's an abbreviated form of "fucking dunce" so it's appropriate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (U7wke)

115 Ronny Cox, who did not make it back home in time for Corn Flakes.

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Still a better trip than Ned had.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (sX1BW)

116 112 I'm still struggling to figure out what massive tax cut to the wealthy Trump passed. I remember him signing a bill that eliminated expensive home write offs, pissing off rich people...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (KZzsI)

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The elimination of the SALT deduction pissed off a lot of rich people, and Democrats have made it their mission to bring it back ever since.

Because Trump was the tool of the wealthy as much as he was the tool of Putin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

117 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?
Posted by: Muldoon

Beau Biden

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (arJlL)

118 This transgender thing is a mania

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (CYnTg)

119 Hate has no home here, but I let it park its car in my driveway for twenty bucks a month.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (Bmy3R)

120 112 I'm still struggling to figure out what massive tax cut to the wealthy Trump passed. I remember him signing a bill that eliminated expensive home write offs, pissing off rich people...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (KZzsI)

That's because rich people are corporations, but corporations are not people. Unless they are rich people, who are corporations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (UuD2k)

121 Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM


You'd save money on target frames.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)

122 You see this a lot with people in reaction to their children.

I sympathise with them, honestly. How are you supposed to react when your kid goes insane publicly? You love them and want to support them, and you'll go to jail if you make them get the mental health counselling they so clearly need. What do you do?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (KZzsI)

123 94 Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?

He would be treated courteously, but many would wonder how he got out of his Mom's basement.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:37 AM (ZsR3z)

He'd learn Cheetos are not, in fact, the only food group.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (cSyAR)

124 Jessica Taylor and "went home to TN." The bible belt.
I wonder if she even understands what that phrase means today. She certainly has taken an elitest perspective of her own self worth.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa)

125 5 Is that Buttegieg picture real or 'shopped?

******

Looks like the kid has too full a head of hair and generally too big for Mayor Pete's dual accessory babies. Weren't they newborns?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (5Woea)

126 Leftists had F Trump placards every where they went. but Let's Go Brandon is somehow offensive? We need a national divorce.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (XSRBF)

127 "Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia because his teenage daughter has decided she's really a guy."

It's breaking his brain. He spent a lifetime calling out Bullshit. Now he's trapped in it.

By the way, Jillette's best book is "How to Cheat Your Friends at Poker." (Yes, he's the real author, not the pseudonym he pasted on.) It is astonishing. Could not put it down.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (qpX6U)

128 Can you imagine Kurt at a TxMoMee?

He would be treated courteously, but many would wonder how he got out of his Mom's basement.
Posted by: pep


He would be pointed towards New Mexico and told to go get more .22lr.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (OCTRt)

129 125 Jessica Taylor and "went home to TN." The bible belt.
I wonder if she even understands what that phrase means today. She certainly has taken an elitest perspective of her own self worth.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa

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"Christians are bad if they say fuck," is a good thing to hear from someone who thinks it's fine to dismember babies because they committed the sin of being conceived.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

130 I am shocked that kids might see F*** in a yard sign. They should learn that in movies where there can hear F-bombs every 30 seconds.

Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (MxEKc)

131 I'm still struggling to figure out what massive tax cut to the wealthy Trump passed. I remember him signing a bill that eliminated expensive home write offs, pissing off rich people...

This is rhetorical, right? By definition, any tax cut passed by a Republican (which means all of them) is by definition a massive sop to the wealthy.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (ZsR3z)

132 127 Leftists had F Trump placards every where they went. but Let's Go Brandon is somehow offensive? We need a national divorce.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (XSRBF)

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The difference between astroturf and genuine populist sentiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

133 Your hash almost appears to be France. Keep trying until you reach some variation of Vichy.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 25, 2021 10:38 AM (TNyrE)

Ackshully, it's an abbreviated form of "fucking dunce" so it's appropriate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at October 25, 2021 10:40 AM (U7wke)

Maybe... Fag Dance? More appropriate I think.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 10:44 AM (oHd/0)

134 >>"Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia because his teenage daughter has decided she's really a guy."


Because. His support will certainly change her genetic structure.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:44 AM (v0DHF)

135 107 Don't know if this is old news, but I just read that Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia because his teenage daughter has decided she's really a guy.

Jillette is a weed-and-polyamory libertarian, or, you might say, a lolbertarian. He's got the moral compass of a derelict ship.

You see this a lot with people in reaction to their children. I don't know if it is guilt, a desire to protect or their child (who they undoubtedly love), a desire to bond with their child, or something else.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (sX1BW)


This happened frequently during the gay rights wars, i.e. parents suddenly changing their minds when one of their kids turned out to be gay,

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:45 AM (WFa+c)

136 I think that "Tales From Atmospheric Rivers" was Yes's best album.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 25, 2021 10:45 AM (ukNFU)

137 Every trans-tard I see irl looks absolutely miserable. Angry, pissed at the world, faces twisted with hatred. Just out for a walk after dinner last night and had to dodge some sick mentally-ill freak-thing in a dress heading right for me on a skateboard on the sidewalk. Just as I was wondering "what is that ugly, angy-looking old woman giving me the stink-eye at me for" I realized it was a dude. And my Betsy Ross flag T-shirt was probably the reason for the stink-eye.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:45 AM (Bmy3R)

138 106 I have no idea who 'dis femme is but something about photo 7 makes me think Hammer Horror Dracula, which I'm perfectly confident is wrong.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:39 AM (cSyAR)

My thought as well, seeing as it is the week of Halloween.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 25, 2021 10:45 AM (BgMrQ)

139 This transgender thing is a mania

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 10:41 AM


It's a logical conclusion of closing all mental hospitals. Used to be these kinds of people got treatment for these kinds of issues, got the help they needed and went about life normally after that, but we don't do that any longer and it has become the norm to be literally crazy. Heck half of the Country thinks it's a good idea.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

140 Looks like the kid has too full a head of hair and generally too big for Mayor Pete's dual accessory babies. Weren't they newborns?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:43 AM (5Woea)

I don't know Seamus. i think a big baby could come out of Petes vagina.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'dont order the schintzel!' at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (RoIW/)

141 >>This transgender thing is a mania

It is bizarre. Seems to vary by age of onset:
-- Toddler/grade school - parental pressure/social approval seeking, Muchausen by Proxy-like
-- Teen - peer pressure, social media pressure, institutions catering to them encourage it
-- Adulthood/later in life - a fetish

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (bDqIh)

142 Penn started disliking Trump when he was on The Apprentice. I actually wasn't happy with Mr Trump's dissing of Penn on the show; DJT was wrong. It happens.

I think Penn took it quite personally and never got over it.

As far as his daughter, this is how it happens. it's hard for people to truly be objective, and it's hard for people to look beyond their own noses on many issues.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (j9HX3)

143 NOOD LATE APE
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Weep if you must, but make an end of sorrow. He lives again. Yes, he has found peace in Heaven.

He was a model for us all, a gorilla to remember; hunter, warrior, defender of the Faith.

Cherished husband, beloved father, generous master -- yes, he was a font of simian kindness.

The dear departed once said to me: "I never met an ape I didn't like."

Posted by: chimpanzee preacher at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (UHVv4)

144 Are you going to feature some horror starlets and stars in who 'dis this week, OM?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (cSyAR)

145 It's a logical conclusion of closing all mental hospitals. Used to be these kinds of people got treatment for these kinds of issues, got the help they needed and went about life normally after that, but we don't do that any longer and it has become the norm to be literally crazy. Heck half of the Country thinks it's a good idea.

I don't know if they went about life normally, but to me, the big difference is between society tolerating it and society being told "you must celebrate it". Yeah, no.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (ZsR3z)

146 It is a photoshop but you just know that Pete and Chasten have a set of fake milk tits . Got them from Amazon...

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (CYnTg)

147 Heh...

Twitter is highlighting Don Jr. selling a shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people."

I imagine they're trending it because they think it makes Don Jr. look uncouth and unfeeling. I'm not sure it's going to be taken that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

148 Heck half of the Country thinks it's a good idea.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

Trannies need to learn to accept the bodies that they have. Heck, you don't see retards complaining!

I denounce myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (UuD2k)

149 /off Stones sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (BgMrQ)

150 -- Teen - peer pressure, social media pressure, institutions catering to them encourage it


for females there's an element of not wanting the physical changes to happen

because honestly, they do suck. if you don't (and our society in the main doesn't) appreciate children and the ability to have them, what happens to a maturing female's body just seems like a disability.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (j9HX3)

151 Nat gas up over 10% today.

Posted by: Wow at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (v/+t1)

152 143 I actually wasn't happy with Mr Trump's dissing of Penn on the show; DJT was wrong. It happens.

I think Penn took it quite personally and never got over it.


You do understand that those shows are all scripted, right?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (Bmy3R)

153 >>>The difference between astroturf and genuine populist sentiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford


Exactly. No politician or "influencer" told people to chant F Joe Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (XSRBF)

154 Jessica Taylor and "went home to TN." The bible belt.
I wonder if she even understands what that phrase means today. She certainly has taken an elitest perspective of her own self worth.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa
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By elevating herself. She's better than the knuckle-dragging rube droolers in her state. She's there to show them the path to righteousness and get their heads right.

I'm assuming. It would be typical of lefty colonist (or native collaborator) behavior.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (DU+/6)

155 151 Nat gas up over 10% today.
Posted by: Wow at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (v/+t1)

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Who's Nat? And what the hell did he eat?

Posted by: 496 at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (VJsqe)

156 Okay, I had to cheat to find out what property Tab and the lady were in. No wonder I didn't know it. It's not a genre I've ever focused on, except for certain titillating scenes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (txdEq)

157 Every trans-tard I see irl looks absolutely miserable. Angry, pissed at the world, faces twisted with hatred.

I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (KZzsI)

158 >>Twitter is highlighting Don Jr. selling a shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people."



Funniest thing I saw/read re. Baldwin Shooting :

'In Life - You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.'
- Alec Baldwin

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (v0DHF)

159 147 Heh...

Twitter is highlighting Don Jr. selling a shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people."

I imagine they're trending it because they think it makes Don Jr. look uncouth and unfeeling. I'm not sure it's going to be taken that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

Later this afternoon mentioning it will get you a ban, cause it hurts Awec's publicity spin feelz.

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (F9322)

160 Tell me that that fake breast feeding rig cannot be real. Lie if you must.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (yQpMk)

161

You do understand that those shows are all scripted, right?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:48 AM (Bmy3R)



You're saying there's no "reality" in "reality TV?"

The hells you say.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

162 147
Twitter is highlighting Don Jr. selling a shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people."

I sometimes wonder what happens to the millions of novelty t-shirts that get worn once or twice and never again because in 6 months nobody remembers or cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Bmy3R)

163 Our local Burger King added a 'FJB' to their sign advertising that they were hiring.

It made me happy. Seattle is a hellhole but so far we are holding the line. I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (XvPQV)

164 what happens to a maturing female's body just seems like a disability.

It's no day at the beach for aging males either. We used to accept that as part of life, not try to stave it off by carving ourselves up with plastic surgery that inevitably fails.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (ZsR3z)

165
I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (KZzsI)

Whatever happened to going goth to shock people?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (cSyAR)

166 Tell me that that fake breast feeding rig cannot be real. Lie if you must.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (P9Hjt)

167 142 Penn started disliking Trump when he was on The Apprentice. I actually wasn't happy with Mr Trump's dissing of Penn on the show; DJT was wrong. It happens.

I think Penn took it quite personally and never got over it.

As far as his daughter, this is how it happens. it's hard for people to truly be objective, and it's hard for people to look beyond their own noses on many issues.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (j9HX3)

I always thought Jillette was the type who was strong enough to go against the grain. First time I saw him crack, he was coming out against Palin as being a moron.

Then, he allowed for the fact that there may be a tape of Trump saying racist things from The Apprentice. Not that he had seen it or was in a room when it happened, just that it might exist.

He's a spineless shit, just like the rest of them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (KbCG3)

168 I can't wait for the left to decide furries are an oppressed subculture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (KZzsI)

169 Nat gas up over 10% today.

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Just another day in Biden's America.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

170 163 Our local Burger King added a 'FJB' to their sign advertising that they were hiring.

It made me happy. Seattle is a hellhole but so far we are holding the line. I think.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Dune 2021 review at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (XvPQV)

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It's just that Biden sucks that much.

And he's not going anywhere. They'll have to kill him to get him out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

171 You do understand that those shows are all scripted, right?


they are and they aren't

Penn talked about it for years afterward!

I'm a (or was) a huge fan of his, follow him a lot, talked to him on Twitter etc etc

anyway. it was "all professional" on the show but he wasn't happy about it. it was one data point but gave him a place to start from when he REALLY WANTED to go along with all his media/arts friends on the Hating Trump Train.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (j9HX3)

172 >>I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.


Back in my day they would have just tried being slutty.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (v0DHF)

173 I sometimes wonder what happens to the millions of novelty t-shirts that get worn once or twice and never again because in 6 months nobody remembers or cares.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Bmy3R)
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Just a guess:
25% stay in a drawer somewhere until the person dies and his descendants give it to Goodwill or trash it. 25% make their way to a secondhand store like Goodwill. 50% are turned into work shirts or rags, used up, and disposed of like any other worn-out clothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (DU+/6)

174 I sometimes wonder what happens to the millions of novelty t-shirts that get worn once or twice and never again because in 6 months nobody remembers or cares.

Asked and answered. They sit in the back of the closet until they're thrown out or used for rags.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (ZsR3z)

175 I always liked Teller better.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

176 Fuck Jessica Taylor. Fuck Ashley Parker. Fuck these useless blue check journalist twats.

And fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (B0mGw)

177 Nat gas up over 10% today.
Posted by: Wow

We should start saving our farts !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (arJlL)

178 Every trans-tard I see irl looks absolutely miserable. Angry, pissed at the world, faces twisted with hatred.

I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (KZzsI)


I sort of get it. You're not happy with yourself, so you start obsessing that if you just change this one thing you could be happy (in their case, change their gender). But then you find out that didn't work, you're STILL not happy, and now you've cut your tits off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 10:52 AM (Ez6QX)

179 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 25, 2021 10:52 AM (mn0Um)

180 Maybe deep down the lefties upset about FJB know Biden is a frail, senile, incompetent old man and they are protecting him.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:52 AM (cSyAR)

181 Are you going to feature some horror starlets and stars in who 'dis this week, OM?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (cSyAR)


Wasn't Barbara Wilson in The FLesh Eaters?
Does that count?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:52 AM (axyOa)

182 Fuck Jessica Taylor. Fuck Ashley Parker. Fuck these useless blue check journalist twats.

And fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (B0mGw)



I like the cut of your jib. Might you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Nat gas up over 10% today.
___

Gonna be wearing a lot more sweaters and blankets this winter it seems.

50 degrees outside, 65 indoors.

Thank goodness for sweaters.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (P9Hjt)

184 Tab Hunter!

Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (jj+OQ)

185 But then you find out that didn't work, you're STILL not happy, and now you've cut your tits off.

And you still get to go through menopause, because your body isn't fooled, but your chemistry is all messed up so its even worse...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (KZzsI)

186 I think they're mostly worried that we're playing by their rules now. That's not supposed to happen. The game only works if we allow them to abuse us, but continue to play by polite debate team rules.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (B0mGw)

187 >>for females there's an element of not wanting the physical changes to happen

because honestly, they do suck. if you don't (and our society in the main doesn't) appreciate children and the ability to have them, what happens to a maturing female's body just seems like a disability.


Good point. Also, gorls are no longer allowed to be tomboys. Society now tells them that if they like traditionally non-feminine pursuits and appearance, then you must literally be a boy. Bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (bDqIh)

188 "We should start saving our farts !"

I used to use mason jars for that, but the rubber gaskets would fail.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (qpX6U)

189 Penn can't Teller daughter anything!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (UHVv4)

190 Maybe deep down the lefties upset about FJB know Biden is a frail, senile, incompetent old man and they are protecting him.

It's not deep down, it's right there at the surface. They know it and have known it, and they're not protecting him, they're protecting their own egos for being stupid enough to vote for him.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:54 AM (ZsR3z)

191 Would you go to a doctor who believes men can get pregnant?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:54 AM (cSyAR)

192 >>I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.

Back in my day they would have just tried being slutty.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (v0DHF)

Thats truth right there. Ive seen tomboys go get 'hot' and then want to make up for lost time. Beats going trans IMHO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'dont order the schintzel!' at October 25, 2021 10:54 AM (RoIW/)

193 The teen years are awkward. Physically, they're slowly becoming adults; but they lack the experience to be adults. So if they are angsty, that's pretty normal. But if they view themselves as becoming disabled or are confused about what sex they are, that seems like an enormous parenting failure (says the guy who is not a parent!).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (QU5/8)

194 "I like the cut of your jib. Might you have a newsletter?"

I used to, but turns out I don't have the self discipline to maintain one.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (B0mGw)

195 I used to use mason jars for that, but the rubber gaskets would fail.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (qpX6U)

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Sounds like you blew a seal.

Posted by: 496 at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (VJsqe)

196 572 Ok, I made a comment so it's time to start refreshing like a mofo, the first Ace of the day is imminent.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (MFphb)

On the wrong thread even.
*goes to refill coffee*

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (MFphb)

197 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him" --
It's like Moses saying, I bring down from Sinai these 10 Commandments, yea 11 Commandments I bring." Posted by: Muldoon

ha, yeah, seems odd. Of course it makes me wonder what the point is, or does God hate the six, but add the seventh ("and he that soweth discord among brethren.") and it becomes much worse, an Abomination. (different words in Hebrew, clickable Biblehub interlinear for more clarity)
https://tinyurl.com/4uxj2zhs

When we look at the Dem Party (or is it the DeepState?) ... their whole thing is sowing discord in America. That probably is the Abomination part, deliberately tearing the fabric of our nation apart, not just a few things we hate?

Hate the "other" ...
Feminists ... hate the men
Trans ... hate the normal marriage
Race card, Xenophobe card ... everything is to break America into factions with only the most leftist anti-Christian factions getting state sponsorship and special status. abomination indeed.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (Cus5s)

198 28 Don't forget that the Left loived their "Sarah Palin is a C$nt" t-shirts" and drag queen story hour in libraries/schools and take your grade schooler to Pride parades and Blues Clues LGBTQA ed is cool and buy dildos for your kindergartener and . . .

So yeah, f#ck your "ooh, don't corrupt the kiddies" pose.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)


Right. The ratio earned by that pearl-clutching tweet was yuuuge, classy, and luxurious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (WFa+c)

199 Ive seen tomboys go get 'hot' and then want to make up for lost time.

Fire in the hole!

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (ZsR3z)

200 >I've known a couple girls who decided they were now boys and yeah. Miserable, angry, bitter, trying to shock everyone describes them well.

Back in my day they would have just tried being slutty.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (v0DHF)

Thats truth right there. Ive seen tomboys go get 'hot' and then want to make up for lost time. Beats going trans IMHO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'dont order the schintzel!'

And paying for an Addadicktome.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)

201 @JessicaTaylor, who ever she is, is referencing Alinski's Rule #4: Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.
I doubt she knows that, but she might.

Posted by: Erik in Texas at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (M9SBl)

202
Back in my day they would have just tried being slutty.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:51 AM (v0DHF)


Whatever happened to girls that punish dad by becoming strippers?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (cSyAR)

203 I always liked Teller better.
Posted by: SH


He actually spoke on the Big Bang Theory as Amy Farrah Fowler's dad.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (OCTRt)

204 I was gonna guess "John Wayne."
bzzzzzzzt

Posted by: m at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (SJbY/)

205 I sometimes wonder what happens to the millions of novelty t-shirts that get worn once or twice and never again because in 6 months nobody remembers or cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM


Those get collected up and shipped to Africa so the kids there can wear them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (JUOKG)

206 Ok, who wants to shoot this scene with me? ...Hey! Where's everybody going?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (AytXr)

207 "So yeah, f#ck your "ooh, don't corrupt the kiddies" pose."

And let's just ignore naked people in the streets in pride rallies as well.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (B0mGw)

208 201 @JessicaTaylor, who ever she is, is referencing Alinski's Rule #4: Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.
I doubt she knows that, but she might.
Posted by: Erik in Texas at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (M9SBl)

==========

It's a vanishingly small number of Christians who think they're going to go to Hell for saying "fuck".

She should pick a better standard to hold up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

209 FJB is indeed not highest form intellectual debate, but it's not like the Left is interested or willing to engage in intellectual debate on anything they have the present power to actually impose, so F'em.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (dYe5S)

210 >> that seems like an enormous parenting failure


It's the institutions, mostly.

Schools reward the freaks with attention. The normals get jealous and look to garner attention for themselves...same thing happened with Homosexuality in the preceeding decades.

Every middle-school girl was a lesbian or the best friend of a lesbian.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (v0DHF)

211 "seems like an enormous parenting failure"

That's because the parents are replaced by smartphones now. Kids will do anything to gain popularity in Smartphone-Space.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (qpX6U)

212 207 "So yeah, f#ck your "ooh, don't corrupt the kiddies" pose."

And let's just ignore naked people in the streets in pride rallies as well.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (B0mGw)

=========

That's just love. Love is love.

Saying "fuck Donald Trump Joe Biden" is destructive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

213 Good point. Also, gorls are no longer allowed to be tomboys. Society now tells them that if they like traditionally non-feminine pursuits and appearance, then you must literally be a boy. Bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:53 AM (bDqIh)

This. Now Big Homo preys on any 'confusion' a kid may have when they experience a change in hormones. Its sick and a conscious plan to 'convert' kids. and now its celebrated.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'dont order the schintzel!' at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (RoIW/)

214 The teen years are awkward. Physically, they're slowly becoming adults; but they lack the experience to be adults. So if they are angsty, that's pretty normal. But if they view themselves as becoming disabled or are confused about what sex they are, that seems like an enormous parenting failure (says the guy who is not a parent!).

It's normal for teens to distance themselves from their parents and seek out alternative sources of wisdom. What's not normal is society telling them that their normal insecurities mean they need to make radical, irreversible changes, and that's normal.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (ZsR3z)

215 "It's a vanishingly small number of Christians who think they're going to go to Hell for saying "fuck"."

Do a search for "Luther Insult Generator". Guy was like a junior high boy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (B0mGw)

216 Things are not getting worse, they are getting uncovered.
________________

Some things are still being covered up.

Did you see last week that the Biden junta is delaying the release of some of the JFK assassination materials that were supposed to be made public this year. And the excuse is . . . . covid.

Such utter bullshit. It's been almost 60 years. Release the documents already.

You know the only reason they're delaying the release is because there is something in the documents that implicates the government. If all the docs did was confirm that Oswald was the lone gunman and no Deep State ops put him up to it, they'd be happy to release them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (k4dH2)

217 Are you going to feature some horror starlets and stars in who 'dis this week, OM?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:47 AM (cSyAR)


Hadn't thought about that. Maybe I should.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (WFa+c)

218 I always liked Teller better.
Posted by: SH


He actually spoke on the Big Bang Theory as Amy Farrah Fowler's dad.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (OCTRt)


I figure he's as liberal as all show business people, but then he did take a small role in the second 'Atlas Shrugged' movie. Speaking role, too. Maybe his libertarianism isn't as lightly stuck to him as Penn's.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (FJup+)

219
It's a vanishingly small number of Christians who think they're going to go to Hell for saying "fuck".

She should pick a better standard to hold up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

I'm ambivalent about saying fuck. I'm not proud of myself when I do but actual curses that I don't use invoke the name of God.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (cSyAR)

220 209 FJB is indeed not highest form intellectual debate, but it's not like the Left is interested or willing to engage in intellectual debate on anything they have the present power to actually impose, so F'em.
Posted by: Match Checksout at October 25, 2021 10:56 AM (dYe5S)

=========

I'll have an intellectual debate with the Left about the welfare state when they give up the, "Republicans are killing grandma" line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

221 "Saying "fuck Joe Biden" is destructive."

Glad they're getting the point.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (B0mGw)

222 32 I toast English muffins in a pan. They are better that way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Y5qcH)


They are "baked" in a pan, or on a griddle, as well, not in the oven. I make mine sourdough. Completely different recipe.


Posted by: James at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (xgBZ9)

223 No idea if Penn'state daughter went to public or private school but either way Leftism is destroying kids. They are pushing multi seas well as hate America

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (nouTT)

224 Aren't English muffins the same thing as crumpets and both can be used as a term for a nice ass?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (nExiz)

225 >>As far as his daughter, this is how it happens. it's hard for people to truly be objective, and it's hard for people to look beyond their own noses on many issues.


I can only imagine that if you have a teen who embraces this, and all ther friends, teachers, social media, etc. tell them it's amazing and that you must cut anyone negative about it from your life, that you have to tread very lightly. Especially now that in some cases, they will push to remove the child from your home if you try to stop it. It is evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (bDqIh)

226 Still breezy here in the area south of Seattle.
One would think that the dog, he's 12 now, would know not to pee upwind.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (axyOa)

227 The teen years are awkward. Physically, they're slowly becoming adults; but they lack the experience to be adults. So if they are angsty, that's pretty normal. But if they view themselves as becoming disabled or are confused about what sex they are, that seems like an enormous parenting failure (says the guy who is not a parent!).

It's normal for teens to distance themselves from their parents and seek out alternative sources of wisdom. What's not normal is society telling them that their normal insecurities mean they need to make radical, irreversible changes, and that's normal.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM


Add to the mix that there were two generations of parents who listened to people who never had kids nor experience with kids telling them how to raise their kids.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (JUOKG)

228 Schools reward the freaks with attention. The normals get jealous and look to garner attention for themselves

A large number of teens are in counseling of some sort, and those guys don't get paid if you get any better. Plus their modern theories are a terrible mess.

Every kid feels like they are weird and wrong somehow, that they don't fit in and aren't doing things right. Its easy to twist that into "maybe you're someone other than who you have been told you are."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:59 AM (KZzsI)

229
And paying for an Addadicktome.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)


...that'll be free in the infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'dont order the schintzel!' at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (RoIW/)

230 English muffin + Vegemite > English muffin + Marmite

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (a3Q+t)

231 That's because the parents are replaced by smartphones now. Kids will do anything to gain popularity in Smartphone-Space.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 10:57 AM (qpX6U)
++++
Unless you're the child of a social media executive. Then you don't get a smartphone. Or a tablet of your own. Or your own PC. Or your own television. Or any unsupervised screen time at all.

No, if you're the child of a social media executive, your media consumption is tightly regulated and restricted and you have no screens of your own or in your bedroom.

It's almost like they might know something about it and keep it away from their kids...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (DU+/6)

232 Nat gas up over 10% today.

Utterly fascinating that this happens when the National Weather Service is proclaiming with assurance of a know-it-all teenager that this is going to be the mildest and driest winter season we have ever seen. No need to horde firewood and propane.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (+LCoQ)

233 "A large number of teens are in counseling of some sort, and those guys don't get paid if you get any better."

Strangely enough, my conservative children in a fundamental Baptist church who are homeschooled and don't sit on a phone all day are not in counseling.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (B0mGw)

234 1960s parenting: park the kids in front of the TV.
1990s parenting: distract the kids with PCs.
2020s parenting: buy em a smartphone.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:01 AM (qpX6U)

235 Strangely enough, my conservative children in a fundamental Baptist church who are homeschooled and don't sit on a phone all day are not in counseling.

"Those are the ones who need it most!!!1!1!!!1!"
--youth psychologists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:01 AM (KZzsI)

236 So is the media going to treat us to non-stop stories of people freezing to death in their homes this winter because they can't afford heating oil or natural gas?

Posted by: mr tmz at October 25, 2021 11:01 AM (m/Gc2)

237 I double toast my English muffins

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 25, 2021 11:02 AM (nouTT)

238 Historically, animal cruelty has been considered an isolated issue, but recent research shows a well-documented link that it is a predictive or co-occurring crime with violence against humans (including intimate partners, children, and elders) and is associated with other types of violent offenses. Increased awareness of this linkage and a collaborative approach to these investigations strengthens the identification and reduction of such crimes.

https://bit.ly/3vJQoOc

Maybe if we can get the FBI to quit harassment of concerned parents long enough, they might notice their own guidance.


https://bit.ly/3BjtzT2

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 25, 2021 11:02 AM (Do5/p)

239 Really enjoyed the rant today. Vengeance has a master suite was clever. Oddly the last quote gives me hope.

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at October 25, 2021 11:02 AM (NCuDX)

240 I'm ambivalent about saying fuck. I'm not proud of myself when I do but actual curses that I don't use invoke the name of God.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (cSyAR)

Yeah, when I'm to the Point of using his Name, its not in vain... I really mean it.

Thus, not a sin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:02 AM (oHd/0)

241 Marxists hate capitalism, but they really love money

One thing I try to bring up with Left leaning LIVs is that power is no different then money. So, left leaning LIVs will complain about "the rich"...and then what makes them different then the powerful pols? And why is it the richest men in America like Bezos, Steyer, or Gates are all supporting the politicians you tell me are for "the little guy"?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:03 AM (ESjRY)

242 "Those are the ones who need it most!!!1!1!!!1!"
--youth psychologists
---
That's why my children don't go to youth psychologists.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 11:03 AM (B0mGw)

243 Utterly fascinating that this happens when the National Weather Service is proclaiming with assurance of a know-it-all teenager that this is going to be the mildest and driest winter season we have ever seen. No need to horde firewood and propane.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (+LCoQ)

Yet we have record breaking storms in the Northwest.

There is a reason we called them 'weather guessers' not Weather Men' back in my Navy days.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (oHd/0)

244 >>2020s parenting: buy em a smartphone.


I remember taking my kid to the park~15 years ago and it was the parents glued to their phones while the kid played, while pushing the stroller, etc. Minimal interaction. That's just as bad.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (bDqIh)

245 This bust, smiling brunette's only problem with "fuck Joe Biden" is her fear that he might see it as an offer:
https://bit.ly/3baWw8M

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (DU+/6)

246 Utterly fascinating that this happens when the National Weather Service is proclaiming with assurance of a know-it-all teenager that this is going to be the mildest and driest winter season we have ever seen. No need to horde firewood and propane.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:00 AM (+LCoQ)


Really? They keep telling us here we're in for a bad winter. I hope not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (Ez6QX)

247 I have a germ, of a beginning, of a could possibly be thought that the transgender craze is a modernized version of the ancient heresy of gnosticism--the body as God created it is bad--only the spirit is good.
Transgenders reject what God made and insist only their emotional being is good.
Like I said, it's just a germ of a thought.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (cSyAR)

248 "So is the media going to treat us to non-stop stories of people freezing to death in their homes this winter because they can't afford heating oil or natural gas?
Posted by: mr tmz"


Doubt it. I'm thinking they will be excited about the reduction is carbon dioxide emissions.

Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (MxEKc)

249 223 I have to watch my phone like a hawk, fkin thing adds words I don't type.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (nouTT)

250 He's a spineless shit, just like the rest of them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 25, 2021 10:50 AM (KbCG3)


There aren't many people who attain wealth and privilege who are willing to let it go.

I wonder if this was the reason for the "...rich man to enter the kingdom of God" statement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at October 25, 2021 11:05 AM (U7wke)

251 "Utterly fascinating that this happens when the National Weather Service is proclaiming with assurance of a know-it-all teenager that this is going to be the mildest and driest winter season we have ever seen. "

What's really fascinating is that the Farmer's Almanac is way more accurate and they publish it ahead of time.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 25, 2021 11:05 AM (B0mGw)

252 Historically, animal cruelty has been considered an isolated issue, but recent research shows a well-documented link that it is a predictive or co-occurring crime with violence against humans

Yeah its not 100% but it is extremely common that psychos and murderers will torture and kill animals in their youth. What, exactly, that correlation is or whether its anything but a curious coincidence is unclear. But its real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:05 AM (KZzsI)

253 One thing I try to bring up with Left leaning LIVs is that power is no different then money.

In point of fact, money is simply a means to power.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2021 11:05 AM (ZsR3z)

254 It's a vanishingly small number of Christians who think they're going to go to Hell for saying "fuck".
---
I'm ambivalent about saying fuck. I'm not proud of myself when I do but actual curses that I don't use invoke the name of God.


Fortuitous or good planning where we get FJB rather than GD Biden?

Because the chant as it stands isn't accurate - I don't think that he is getting any; on the other hand the second one is prophetically accurate in that JB is indeed reprobate and estranged from God.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:05 AM (+LCoQ)

255 #TeamBlueFlame
#TeamMethane
#TeamMercapatan

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM (4I/2K)

256 I'm ambivalent about saying fuck. I'm not proud of myself when I do but actual curses that I don't use invoke the name of God.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 25, 2021 10:58 AM (cSyAR)

There ya go. The "be better" me tries not to curse, but vulgarity is not cursing though our dumbed down culture wouldn't know or care.
Vulgarity was considered uncouth, impolite especially in mixed company, and a social marker of the lower classes. That's why parents didn't want their children swearing.
Now that every tween girl punctuates every point with fuck or some other swearing, it seems to have lost its power and fun.
Let's face it; a guy that knew how to swear and when could really make a joke or a point.
Now? Eh, it seems to have lost something.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM (MFphb)

257 Would you go to a doctor who believes men can get pregnant?

As Havel pointed out, internal Communist propaganda wasn't intended to persuade anyone - it was focused on getting everyone to repeat the same lies. Because when you can force people to say things that aren't true it becomes much easier to get them to do anything you want.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM (ESjRY)

258 Utterly fascinating that this happens when the National Weather Service is proclaiming with assurance of a know-it-all teenager that this is going to be the mildest and driest winter season we have ever seen. No need to horde firewood and propane.

Posted by: Reuben Hick


The very number one thing you will never see me buy?


Firewood.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM (OCTRt)

259 I have to watch my phone like a hawk, fkin thing adds words I don't type.
Posted by: Skip's Phone

making dates with kamala ?

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

260 Good point. Also, gorls are no longer allowed to be tomboys. Society now tells them that if they like traditionally non-feminine pursuits and appearance, then you must literally be a boy. Bananas.
________________

I saw in the DM that daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the one who used to wear her hair short and show up at awards shows dressed in a man's suit, has now become an adolescent. There was a photo of her with her mom at some event, and she was wearing a black velvet dress and has long hair now.

Tomboy hits puberty, realizes she's a pretty girl and starts wearing dresses. Used to be a normal thing. Now it's a tragedy because she won't become "trans-gender" and get herself surgically mutilated and celebrated on instagram.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 25, 2021 11:07 AM (k4dH2)

261 Morining (or afternoon), 'rons and 'ronettes.

I want to thank JJ for that disgusting story about Fauci and the poor dogs. I have that perma-linked to shoot back at any asshole in my circle who brings that bastard's name up.

I wish life really were like the movies. Someone would kidnap that asshole, lock him in a cage in the middle of Death Valley and leave him a bowl of salt water and saltine crackers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 25, 2021 11:07 AM (2JVJo)

262 Transgenders reject what God made and insist only their emotional being is good.
Like I said, it's just a germ of a thought.


It is a form of gnosticism, sure. They reject physical reality and insist that their emotional reality is the core of their being. Most reject the concept of a soul or spirituality (although you do get the new agey 'two spirit' stuff sometimes), but they substitute that with emotions and "inner being" and so on. Its basically the same old stuff.

There is literally nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

263 So is the media going to treat us to non-stop stories of people freezing to death in their homes this winter because they can't afford heating oil or natural gas?

I dunno, what is the homeless population like in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:08 AM (+LCoQ)

264 I have a germ, of a beginning, of a could possibly be thought that the transgender craze is a modernized version of the ancient heresy of gnosticism

I think that's part of it. They believe that reality is malleable, and so if we ALL believe things they will become real. So men can become women, and the Obama/Biden economy can become strong.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:08 AM (ESjRY)

265 Cynicism is now a protective mechanism.

Posted by: rd at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (Z32m1)

266 Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM (MFphb)

There have always been 'words you did not say' in society...

Now, the word list has changed.

Note, we used to call it the 'F' word...
Now, that word is sort of OK...
But is you say the 'N' word? You will be CAST OUT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (oHd/0)

267 "Really? They keep telling us here we're in for a bad winter. I hope not.
Posted by: Jordan61"


I've heard that too but it set me to wondering if anybody has gone back and looked at the accuracy of these mild winter/bad winter predictions by the experts. I doubt they are 51%. Or much better than Farmers Almanac.

Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (MxEKc)

268 I don't want God to damn Joe Biden, I want Him to save Joe Biden and turn him around. Bring him to his knees in repentance and show true conversion of soul and life.

But that does not seem to be the arc he is on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (KZzsI)

269 78 I think her name was Susan Hart

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:34 AM (Bmy3R)


Correctomundo!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (WFa+c)

270 Remember when Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car was the story of the week?

Odd how the Fauci story is different for the FNM isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:10 AM (ESjRY)

271 I sometimes wonder what happens to the millions of novelty t-shirts that get worn once or twice and never again because in 6 months nobody remembers or cares.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Bmy3R)


There is a giant island of discarded novelty T-shirts in the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Greta Thunabread at October 25, 2021 11:10 AM (h5TKJ)

272 "They reject physical reality and insist that their emotional reality is the core of their being."

Nail. Head. Hit. Well done!

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:10 AM (qpX6U)

273 Penn Jillette's comes out as transgender.

That takes a lot of moxie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (WZvBS)

274 31 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2021 10:28 AM
Wally Cox.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (0OP+5)

275 >>>One thing I try to bring up with Left leaning LIVs is that power is no different then money.

Posted by: 18-1

US President annual salary = $400k, but dude has a 747 and a chef, a butler, and an armored limo (or two). Not even Bezos has the pull to get any general in the Army fired TODAY if he wants.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (dYe5S)

276 There is a giant island of discarded novelty T-shirts in the Pacific Ocean.
Posted by: Greta Thunabread at October 25, 2021 11:10 AM (h5TKJ)

/Greta's Dad looks horrified as he mans the Greta T-shirt stand at the event...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (oHd/0)

277 If the government is allowed to ignore the law in an emergency, then the government will create emergencies in order to ignore the law.



Poetry. Wisdom. Should be embroidered on a pillow.

Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

278 Wally Cox.

I have to admit Cox are my favorite.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (ESjRY)

279 "Penn Jillette's comes out as transgender."

Well, he DOES paint his fingernails.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (qpX6U)

280 There is a giant island of discarded novelty T-shirts in the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Greta Thunabread at October 25, 2021 11:10 AM (h5TKJ)


And it's about to tip over!

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

281 I like English muffins, but doubt I would take the time to make them by hand.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (NpAcC)

282 Penn Jillette's comes out as transgender.

That takes a lot of moxie.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (WZvBS)
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Are you serious? Did he really?

Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (wyw4S)

283 It is a form of gnosticism, sure. They reject physical reality and insist that their emotional reality is the core of their being. Most reject the concept of a soul or spirituality (although you do get the new agey 'two spirit' stuff sometimes), but they substitute that with emotions and "inner being" and so on. Its basically the same old stuff.

There is literally nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)


Progressives get very upset at words like "innate" and "essence" and "human nature" because they suggest unchangeable things they must conform to rather than reshape or control.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (WFa+c)

284 It's always amazing how they turn into Puritans over vulgar language, when it's something from our side. But they can spew the most vulgar crap about something they don't like and then it's just free speech.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (5HBd1)

285 I don't want God to damn Joe Biden, I want Him to save Joe Biden and turn him around. Bring him to his knees in repentance and show true conversion of soul and life.

Well that would be a sure-fire way for his handlers to instantly come around to 25th him from office.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (+LCoQ)

286 Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty...

...who's the fourth guy?

Liberace

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (arJlL)

287 I know someone whose daughter decided she was a boy. She told her mom her new name was Eric or something. Kid's school actually wrote mom a letter stating that mother was not to ever use her daughter's given birth name. And that if mom ever referred to "Eric" as a girl, that the child would be removed from her home.

So this mom lived on pins and needles for a year. Daughter got the apparatus that smashed her breasts, dressed like a guy, all that stuff.

Then one day she woke up and realized she really was a girl after all. This all took place by age 16.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (DJFLF)

288 #TeamMercapatan
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 25, 2021 11:06 AM


That's some Old School right there!

Posted by: Thiosulfates at October 25, 2021 11:13 AM (a3Q+t)

289 "I like English muffins, but doubt I would take the time to make them by hand."

I use my feet, freeing my hands for making the butter and jam. Multitasking for the win!

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:13 AM (qpX6U)

290
US President annual salary = $400k, but dude has a 747 and a chef, a butler, and an armored limo (or two). Not even Bezos has the pull to get any general in the Army fired TODAY if he wants.


I'm pretty sure Bezos is a key member of the Junta - the lock downs have enriched him more then any other person in America. If he wants a general gone, he will be gone.

Yes, he has to do it through Biden...but once you've gotten your puppet president installed I don't really see that as a problem for him.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 25, 2021 11:13 AM (ESjRY)

291 278 Wally Cox.

I have to admit Cox are my favorite.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 25, 2021 11:11 AM (ESjRY)


Manly, yes, but I like them, too!

Posted by: Knurt at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (WFa+c)

292 Is that Willy Pete being deployed in the 1/6 Capitol photo?

Things were hotter than I thought.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (yQpMk)

293 I like English muffins, but doubt I would take the time to make them by hand.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (NpAcC)

Lower your expectations, plebe!

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (gmo/4)

294 There is a giant island of discarded novelty T-shirts in the Pacific Ocean.
Posted by: Greta Thunabread


Island? Try country in Africa. They always have the Jets Superbowl Champions t shirts.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (OCTRt)

295 Note, we used to call it the 'F' word...
Now, that word is sort of OK...
But is you say the 'N' word? You will be CAST OUT!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:09 AM (oHd/0)

True, but for an insidious reason.
The keepers of the language keys now are just showing you who is in charge.
You'll notice that it is okay for some people to say the words that others are forbidden. That is not enforcement of a social code, that is the exercise of power.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (MFphb)

296 22 TikTok video.....the Dallas Cowboys are 5 and 1.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

With a 5-game winning streak no less.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 25, 2021 11:14 AM (PuLss)

297 Daughter got the apparatus that smashed her breasts
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Mammogram machine at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (a3Q+t)

298 Outnumbered showing NYP and NYC workers about to cross the Brooklyn bridge protesting the vaccine mandates carrying a big beautiful flag.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (NpAcC)

299 Penn Jillette's comes out as transgender.

For my next trick, and trust me this is a special one...I'll make my penis disappear!

Posted by: Penn Jillette at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (ESjRY)

300 Jillette is a weed-and-polyamory libertarian, or, you might say, a lolbertarian. He's got the moral compass of a derelict ship.

The "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" episodes on recycling and organic food are still factual classics though.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (ZGrMX)

301 With a 5-game winning streak no less.


I am indifferent. America's Team broke my heart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (yQpMk)

302 "FJB is indeed not highest form intellectual debate, but it's not like the Left is interested or willing to engage in intellectual debate on anything"

Old demented Joe is a human shield like Child Greta is for global warming crap. It is not Nice to attack a demented old grifter, or an ignorant child. But clever assholes are writing the scripts for them, and in Joe's case, writing the EOs.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2021 11:16 AM (Cus5s)

303 "The keepers of the language keys now are just showing you who is in charge. You'll notice that it is okay for some people to say the words that others are forbidden. That is not enforcement of a social code, that is the exercise of power."

Yeah, they won the N-Word battle fifty years ago. You are not allowed to notice it, nor to protest it. Racist.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:16 AM (qpX6U)

304 So this mom lived on pins and needles for a year. Daughter got the apparatus that smashed her breasts, dressed like a guy, all that stuff.

Then one day she woke up and realized she really was a girl after all. This all took place by age 16.


Hormones. No stronger force on earth.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:17 AM (+LCoQ)

305 I very much doubt God cares if you say the word f*ck.

And the Puppet-n-chief is not a man that we should extend any decorum to - his flunkes are busy trying to groom the same children that we are considered about hearing a naughty word.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:17 AM (ESjRY)

306 The "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" episodes on recycling and organic food are still factual classics though.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2021 11:15 AM (ZGrMX)


True.

Libertarianism is useful within a certain narrow range.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:17 AM (WFa+c)

307 The keepers of the language keys now are just showing you who is in charge. You'll notice that it is okay for some people to say the words that others are forbidden. That is not enforcement of a social code, that is the exercise of power.

Yeah, I like to flip the old saying on its head and make it more direct:

To know who is powerless in a society, see who you can attack without suffering any consequences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

308 There are three things that progressives crave, yea, four things that they diligently seek: status, power, adulation, and other people's money.

Also known as most people.

Gen X pissed Boomers off right out of the gate, as soon as they hit the workforce, because they didn't care about status. They didn't show the proper "respect". What's that - other than a refusal to recognize someone else's status ?

Millennials are addicted to adulation. They get it from their mentors. Their mentors ain't Gen X.

And politics is all about growing political power - and using it. The argument between the GOP and DNC is what to use that power for - but they never really bicker much about the growth of that power. Only where to aim it.

Finally, we all want each other's money. It's just a question of working for it, trading for it, or stealing it.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (i/1K8)

309 "FJB is indeed not highest form intellectual debate,

Yeah, whatever.

But a well articulated and footnoted dissertation on why Joe Biden is a poor president doesn't fit well on a bumper sticker or flag.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (+LCoQ)

310 Libertarianism is useful within a certain narrow range.

Libertarianism works out in a fundamentally conservative culture.

We don't have that any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (ESjRY)

311 "For my next trick, and trust me this is a special one...I'll make my penis disappear!"

He is a very highly talented conjurer. He actually could do that act, if he wanted to. Maybe in Vegas.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (qpX6U)

312 Posted by: Thiosulfates at October 25, 2021 11:13 AM

Oh, look...the unwashed relatives.

Posted by: Alcohols at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (m+jkK)

313 Yeah its not 100% but it is extremely common that psychos and murderers will torture and kill animals in their youth. What, exactly, that correlation is or whether its anything but a curious coincidence is unclear. But its real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021


***
I can visualize how a future serial killer could start up his "career" with that. Not so much the setting fires and bedwetting that also tends, I understand, to go with that package. How do you get from those 2 to serial killing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 11:19 AM (txdEq)

314 Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (DJFLF)

Easier said than done but if the school wrote me a letter like that I would go medieval on their ass.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 25, 2021 11:19 AM (2DOZq)

315 I know someone whose daughter decided she was a boy. She told her mom her new name was Eric or something. Kid's school actually wrote mom a letter stating that mother was not to ever use her daughter's given birth name. And that if mom ever referred to "Eric" as a girl, that the child would be removed from her home.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (DJFLF)


What the hell?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

316 "FJB is indeed not highest form intellectual debate,

Yeah, whatever.

But a well articulated and footnoted dissertation on why Joe Biden is a poor president doesn't fit well on a bumper sticker or flag.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (+LCoQ)

It's short and pithy.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 25, 2021 11:19 AM (4I/2K)

317 What the hell?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)


Maryland.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (DJFLF)

318 I very much doubt God cares if you say the word f*ck.

All things are lawful, but not all things are profitable. All things are lawful, but not all things edify.
--1 Corinthians 10:23

You are free and able to do anything at all you want; Christ died for those sins too. But a Christian should want to do what is best, most productive and effective, most God-honoring, true, and beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (KZzsI)

319 Back from TX early this morning. MoMe was awesome, and it was a blast seeing so many of you again. The news day over day is shit - but just remember while things are going crazy all around us, we have each other. We are real people, not just text in gray boxes. We're a family, and the best damn internet community the webz have ever seen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (II3Gr)

320 I very much doubt God cares if you say the word f*ck.

Could be; but i'm sure when He parted the Red Sea it wasn't because Moses said it.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (arJlL)

321 Are you serious? Did he really?
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM


---

Oops. Meant to say his daughter came out as transgender and that it took a lot of moxie.


His daughter's name is moxie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 25, 2021 11:21 AM (WZvBS)

322 "It's short and pithy."

I like LGB better than FJB, because it throws the 'news' reporter's filthy on-air lie right back into the media's face.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:21 AM (qpX6U)

323 I had an internet friend, with a daughter that decided she was a lesbian. Was going to marry her partner and they went to Germany together. The mom was oh so supportive of this lifestyle. But when it fell apart and the daughter was involved with a man, you could just sense the relief in the mom's post. Daughter did marry the guy too.

You can love someone without supporting their madness.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (5HBd1)

324 I very much doubt God cares if you say the word f*ck.

Please harmonize that with St Paul's admonition:

"Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting - all of which are out of character - but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4


(I known, that would likely eliminate 90% of the comments here)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (+LCoQ)

325 "Progressives get very upset at words like "innate" and "essence" and "human nature" because they suggest unchangeable things they must conform to rather than reshape or control.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (WFa+c)"

Modern prog ideology is a surprisingly simple toddler-tantrum against objective reality, led by psychopaths and maintained in the middle-ranks with lord-of-the-flies woke posturing.

You can make a lot of arguments about the nature of reality and whether there is any objective aspect actually accessible to us - in the navel gazing cosmology sense - but once you've departed from the place on the map labeled "even if you don't believe it, it behooves you to act as if you do", you are in mental-illness land.

I don't think Nietzsche expected his new sort of man to use that power for drag queens and kiddie diddlers, but here we are.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (TZivQ)

326 We're a family, and the best damn internet community the webz have ever seen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (II3Gr)

Which is why you must be destroyed..

Posted by: The NSA at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (Un7zz)

327 Maryland.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (DJFLF)


Well like Just a side note said, easier said than done, but nobody tells me what I can and can't say to my own kid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (Ez6QX)

328 Penn Jillette is now fully on-board the transgender dementia
------------
What's the old quote, I think from Chesterton?

"When you don't believe in God, it's not that you believe in nothing, it's that you'll fall for anything"

or something like that.

Posted by: zmdavid at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (xqRaG)

329 The left didn't get in charge of things by persuading the public with deeply intellectual treatise on the issues of the day.

The right spent decades on doing so, and sad of right now a whole bunch of those writers joined the left.

So...perhaps we should stop worrying about the footnotes and ride the wave of what actually gets traction with the public?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (ESjRY)

330 Are you serious? Did he really?

Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM (wyw4S)


No, they're just funnin' with you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (WFa+c)

331 .@SecYellen on the proposed tax which would pay for the Build Back Better act: "It's not a wealth tax, but a tax on unrealized capital gains of exceptionally wealthy individuals."

PS YOU ARE WEALTHY

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (yrol0)

332 "Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting - all of which are out of character - but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4


(I known, that would likely eliminate 90% of the comments here)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (+LCoQ)

I'm thankful for the word "fuck."

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (II3Gr)

333 "Fuck" has been around for centuries, It was outlawed in print here by the Comstock Act in 1873.

Posted by: James at October 25, 2021 11:23 AM (xgBZ9)

334 Back from TX early this morning. MoMe was awesome, and it was a blast seeing so many of you again. The news day over day is shit - but just remember while things are going crazy all around us, we have each other. We are real people, not just text in gray boxes. We're a family, and the best damn internet community the webz have ever seen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman
And one of us (AHEM !) gets to autograph the ettes bras.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 11:23 AM (arJlL)

335 332 "Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting - all of which are out of character - but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4


(I known, that would likely eliminate 90% of the comments here)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (+LCoQ)

I'm thankful for the word "fuck."
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (II3Gr)

"Insom's Thanksgiving, a Christmas Special"

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 25, 2021 11:23 AM (z5Vrg)

336 What did Jesus yell out when they banged the nails into Him?

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2021 11:23 AM (CYnTg)

337 320 I very much doubt God cares if you say the word f*ck.

Could be; but i'm sure when He parted the Red Sea it wasn't because Moses said it.
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2021 11:20 AM (arJlL)

===========

"Um...God? Moses is saying we should probably part that sea now."

"Oh, right...sorry..."
-God, having gotten lost in Game 5 of the 69 World Series...again

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

338 Libertarianism works out in a fundamentally conservative culture.

We don't have that any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM (ESjRY)

------

Right. Similar to the John Adams quote (the Founding Fathers were libertarians before libertarianism was cool) -- you have to have a fundamentally moral, decent, just, and self-motivated populous, which we no longer do.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (oN+s2)

339 That's because rich people are corporations, but corporations are not people. Unless they are rich people, who are corporations.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Soylent Green is people. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (vcOmj)

340 "Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting - all of which are out of character - but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4


(I known, that would likely eliminate 90% of the comments here)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (+LCoQ)


Sigh. Now I feel guilty. Which is not a bad thing. It's something I need to be reminded of.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (WFa+c)

341 @SecYellen on the proposed tax which would pay for the Build Back Better act: "It's not a wealth tax, but a tax on unrealized capital gains of exceptionally wealthy individuals."

PS YOU ARE WEALTHY
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM


Wealth Tax Duck Status:

[X] Walks like
[X] Talks like
[x] Quacks like

FJB.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (m+jkK)

342 "Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting"

The very least of my many many sins. God wants to forgive me, but I resist, telling Him I do not deserve it. That doesn't sit well either, probably.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (qpX6U)

343 "Fuck" - it's the Swiss Army Knife of words. A noun, a verb, it's practically a dessert topping and floor wax.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (i/1K8)

344 321 Are you serious? Did he really?
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2021 11:12 AM

---

Oops. Meant to say his daughter came out as transgender and that it took a lot of moxie.


His daughter's name is moxie.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 25, 2021 11:21 AM (WZvBS)

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY BECAUSE PENN JILLETTE'S DAUGHTER IS NAMED MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER JILLETTE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (II3Gr)

345 Are Michael Byrd and Alec Baldwin starting a club or themselves?

Posted by: Paladin at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (CE4w9)

346 Fuck is a very useful word in the english language. It was used in a multitude of ways. It is almost mandatory to use is in the military. At least it was when I served. Today I have my doubts to the veracity of that statement.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

347 Posted by: Alcohols at October 25, 2021 11:18 AM

The use of racemic metabolic poisons as recreational substances is illogical.

Posted by: Spock at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (a3Q+t)

348 Learn to do good;
Seek justice,
Reprove the ruthless

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

349 Sigh. Now I feel guilty. Which is not a bad thing. It's something I need to be reminded of.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 25, 2021 11:24 AM (WFa+c)

Just say Oh Fudge like Ralphie

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (Un7zz)

350 I'm not vulgar in Aramaic, Greek, or Latin.

I'm probably fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford at October 25, 2021 11:25 AM (LvTSG)

351 Tab Hunter is still really handsome. I see him around.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (8izOd)

352 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more. Proverbs 31:7 KJV

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (4I/2K)

353 Speaking of four hours at the capitol....does anyone know where I can find a good beat down of this POS.

Was this "documentary" discussed here??

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (u6xw0)

354 Back from TX early this morning. MoMe was awesome, and it was a blast seeing so many of you again. The news day over day is shit - but just remember while things are going crazy all around us, we have each other. We are real people, not just text in gray boxes. We're a family, and the best damn internet community the webz have ever seen.
Posted by: Insomniac
___

{{{{Insom}}}}

Amen. So glad you got home safe.

We got home last night ahead of a tornado. Spent some time in the basement when the sirens went off, but fortunately no damage was done to the house.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (P9Hjt)

355 How do you get from those 2 to serial killing?

They start kidnapping or assaulting someone, working their way up to their first killing. Many of them are arrested for lesser crimes as a juvenile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (5HBd1)

356 "Fuck" has been around for centuries, It was outlawed in print here by the Comstock Act in 1873.
Posted by: James at October 25, 2021

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 tried to convince me that the origin of the word was the sign for legal sex on medieval battlefields, "Fornication Under Consent of the King." Leaving aside the fact that idiomatic English would have "by consent of the king," and that she also tried to convince me that she and I interpreted colors differently because, get this, her eyes were blue and mine brown . . . I never bought that story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (txdEq)

357 *looks at watch*

OK...what did you guys do with ace at the MoMe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM (m+jkK)

358 We need more state governors with huge boobs.

https://twitter.com/votefiore/status/525476901096550400

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM (2xGy+)

359 I though f*ck is ultimately from the german/dutch? And got absorbed into english because, well, it is a f*cking good word.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM (ESjRY)

360 I used to love making homemade English muffins. I have a good sourdough recipe, and because you cook them on a griddle like pancakes instead of baking them in the oven, you can make them in the summer without heating up the house too much.

Posted by: MammaB at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (GVrYu)

361 We got home last night ahead of a tornado. Spent some time in the basement when the sirens went off, but fortunately no damage was done to the house.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:26 AM (P9Hjt)

{{{SMH}}} Thank goodness for that!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (II3Gr)

362 JILL PITHED MY PANTS!!!

Posted by: joey biden at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (UHVv4)

363 Island? Try country in Africa. They always have the Jets Superbowl Champions t shirts.
Posted by: rickb223


That's a lot of T-shirts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (vcOmj)

364 >>OK...what did you guys do with ace at the MoMe?


It's not even one in the afternoon...

Still morning on Endor.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (v0DHF)

365 "We need more state governors with huge boobs."

She looks ... eager.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:28 AM (qpX6U)

366 Speaking of In-N-Out, the local SF Bay Area media has gone on the warpath against the chain for putting the lives of the chillins at risk. KPIX5 denounced Steven Crowder a few days back for racist attacks on one of their reporters (video on YT). What horrific thing did he say? It was something like "now that's an aggressive Asian face" when the gal was reporting her obvious distaste for the chain (read: Christians).

KPIX forgot to note that one of his show sidekicks is Asian.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (wAnMi)

367 Ok, now that the whodis crew has been identified, they were both in "Ride the Wild Surf". "Lily" and "Steamer Lane".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (ZSK0i)

368 OK...what did you guys do with ace at the MoMe?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM


What happens at the MoMe stays at the MoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (a3Q+t)

369 I though f*ck is ultimately from the german/dutch? And got absorbed into english because, well, it is a f*cking good word.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM


That's the worst word you can say, kids, m'kay?

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (m+jkK)

370 331 .@SecYellen on the proposed tax which would pay for the Build Back Better act: "It's not a wealth tax, but a tax on unrealized capital gains of exceptionally wealthy individuals."

PS YOU ARE WEALTHY

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2021 11:22 AM (yrol0)

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It always starts with the wealthy -- and then something something slippery camel-nosed slope ...

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (oN+s2)

371 "Fuck" - it's the Swiss Army Knife of words. A noun, a verb, it's practically a dessert topping and floor wax.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 25, 2021


***
Mailer couldn't use it in The Naked and the Dead and settled for "fug" instead because of late-Forties publishing censorship. The story goes that when he was at a cocktail party, someone introduced to him murmured, "And is this the young man who doesn't know how to spell 'fuck'?"

It sounds like Dorothy Parker, but she usually was more clever with words than that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (txdEq)

372 "corporations are not people. Unless they are rich people, who are corporations."

shareholders don't get to vote on whether they want their company to go Woke. ... That is the oligarchs' decision.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2021 11:29 AM (Cus5s)

373 I wore my Ashlii Babbitt Society tshirt on the trip home yesterday, and I got some strange looks from people.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:30 AM (P9Hjt)

374 Neither should there be vulgar speech, foolish talk, or coarse jesting - all of which are out of character - but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4

Anything against whipping and turning over tables in there?

Posted by: Just a side note at October 25, 2021 11:30 AM (2DOZq)

375 I wore my Ashlii Babbitt Society tshirt on the trip home yesterday, and I got some strange looks from people.


I wore mine to work.



(I work remote)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:31 AM (+LCoQ)

376 "shareholders don't get to vote"

Was there ever a corporation that did what its shareholders voted for? You vote by selling.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:31 AM (qpX6U)

377 lol Reuben.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:31 AM (P9Hjt)

378 One simple change I'd like to see in corporate leadership - you can only serve at one C-level position/one board at a time.

No more I'm the CEO of company A and on the board of company B, and my friend if the CEO of company B and on the board of company A and...there is no conflict of interest!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2021 11:32 AM (ESjRY)

379 That's the worst word you can say, kids, m'kay?

It starts with an "N" and it will be rejected instantly by Pixy if you try to post it here.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 25, 2021 11:32 AM (+LCoQ)

380 It's funny how jealous people are over the Cowboys, that they would post about the Cowboys not beating anyone in a season where they are 5-1, and are the most valuable franchise pretty much in all of sports. And never mind that they are top 3 among Super Bowl championships.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 25, 2021 11:32 AM (iPbC0)

381 For the crime of misgendering, Twitter has suspended the account of Republican Jim Banks of Indiana for referring to Assistant Secretary of Health Rachel Levine as a "man."

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=118892

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (P9Hjt)

382 The word fuck, usage by the U.S. Military is in a inverse relationship to the U.S Military's ability to kick the fuck out of its enemies.


I have an entire doctoral thesis devoted to it.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

383 Ace is awake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (kTF2Z)

384 Cold rainy day. Work dining room has chicken noodle soup. Winning!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (m+jkK)

385 NOOD SCHOOL BOARDS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (DU+/6)

386 373 I wore my Ashlii Babbitt Society tshirt on the trip home yesterday, and I got some strange looks from people.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:30 AM (
You, my dear, are a 'one'. I will wear mine to a meeting tomorrow night.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (0OP+5)

387 Give strong drink to him who is perishing, And wine to those who are bitter of heart. Proverbs 31:6 NKJV

Wine Moms explained. It's biblical, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (4I/2K)

388 "We need more state governors with huge boobs."

Ezekiel 23:20.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:33 AM (qpX6U)

389 Posted by: JohnFNotKerry
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Most people here on this blog don't care about pro sports anymore, much less the Cowboys.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (P9Hjt)

390 Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 25, 2021 11:32 AM (iPbC0)

Making fun of the Cowboys is well deserved ever since they tagged themselves as America's team.

Let's Go Cowboys

Posted by: Just a side note at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (2DOZq)

391 OK...what did you guys do with ace at the MoMe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2021 11:27 AM

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Last I heard, a drunken Ace was leaving the State Capitol building in Austin covered in blood and heading to the Rio Grande on a black-flagged Vespa to continue slitting throats with his Crocs.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (rs/h/)

392 358 We need more state governors with huge boobs.


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I trotted that out last week, couldn't get any morons to take the bait. Trumpy ad, though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (fs1hN)

393 Morning.

They're coming for your kids.

https://tinyurl.com/2tfee5r6

Consider that your daily reminder.

Via Insty and Twitchy.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (Hzb+/)

394 @SecYellen on the proposed tax which would pay for the Build Back Better act: "It's not a wealth tax, but a tax on unrealized capital gains of exceptionally wealthy individuals."

This should be the point where the Republicans are screaming from the rooftops:
"If you have invested in a 401K, you have unrealized capital gains."
"If you bought a house or some land, you have unrealized capital gains."
"If you built a business to feed and support your family, you have unrealized capital gains."

Etc, etc, etc.

But....nope. So, the Republicans are in on the destruction of the Middle and Working classes or they're complete ineffectual retards.

I have no idea what the over/under on that one is. Impossible to calculate!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (5NkmN)

395 "Most people here on this blog don't care about pro sports anymore,"

I wish.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at October 25, 2021 11:34 AM (qpX6U)

396 lol Eromero.

I was kinda hoping someone would ask about it, but guess they were scared.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:35 AM (P9Hjt)

397 They're coming for your kids.

https://tinyurl.com/2tfee5r6
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They can try.

They will fail if they do.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:36 AM (P9Hjt)

398 Shit, misspelled my name again. It's Javems, not James, which it actually is.

Posted by: Javmes at October 25, 2021 11:36 AM (xgBZ9)

399 Last I heard, a drunken Ace was leaving the State Capitol building in Austin covered in blood and heading to the Rio Grande on a black-flagged Vespa to continue slitting throats with his Crocs.
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LOL!

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:38 AM (P9Hjt)

400 Paper straws are the worst! They disintegrate after about 5 minutes.
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And a metal one already literally killed a physically-handicapped kid.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 25, 2021 10:36 AM (UHVv4)

I am old enough to remember when we had waxed paper straws that easily held up longer than the drink they were served with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2021 11:38 AM (P3gRi)

401 The story goes that when he was at a cocktail party, someone introduced to him murmured, "And is this the young man who doesn't know how to spell 'fuck'?"

That was Tallulah Bankhead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 25, 2021 11:39 AM (2JVJo)

402 "The Swamp Prince is among the world's most enduring symbols of our untouchable elite with its vast network of enablers in the US Federal government and mainstream media."

Huh, a new door prize for next year's TxMoMee?

https://tinyurl.com/nrrv6zpc

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:41 AM (P9Hjt)

403 Thanks for the nood, y'all.

I do love getting willowed.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 25, 2021 11:42 AM (P9Hjt)

404 I sympathise with them, honestly. How are you supposed to react when your kid goes insane publicly? You love them and want to support them, and you'll go to jail if you make them get the mental health counselling they so clearly need. What do you do?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2021 10:42 AM (KZzsI)

If they refuse to seek psych help (of the good kind), disown them. Sell the house, and move away, leave no forwarding address.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2021 11:44 AM (P3gRi)

405 You can love someone without supporting their madness.
_______________

We'd all be better off if schools and instagram and Hollywood and all the rest of it would stop telling kids that they're in the "wrong" bodies and all the rest of that bullshit.

We should be telling them that they're perfectly fine as nature made them, that there's nothing wrong with them, that all people have different feeling about themselves and others over time and that feelings frequently change (especially as one is growing up), and that they don't need to ever feel ashamed of themselves or their bodies or their feelings.

But no, instead we have the lefty loons brainwashing a generation of kids into thinking that there is something horribly wrong with them and with their bodies, and that the only way they can make things "right" is by having their bodies surgically mutilated, and signing up for a lifetime of artificial hormones, sexual dsyfunction, and sterility.

It's beyond insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 25, 2021 11:44 AM (k4dH2)

406 How are you supposed to react when your kid goes insane publicly?

Well, here is what i did...

Posted by: Lawrence Fishburn at October 25, 2021 11:47 AM (CE4w9)

407 Every trans-tard I see irl looks absolutely miserable. Angry, pissed at the world, faces twisted with hatred. Just out for a walk after dinner last night and had to dodge some sick mentally-ill freak-thing in a dress heading right for me on a skateboard on the sidewalk. Just as I was wondering "what is that ugly, angy-looking old woman giving me the stink-eye at me for" I realized it was a dude. And my Betsy Ross flag T-shirt was probably the reason for the stink-eye.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 25, 2021 10:45 AM (Bmy3R)

I wonder if you could make tiny caltrops specifically targeted to sabotage skateboards? Might be a good seller.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2021 11:48 AM (P3gRi)

408 Yet we have record breaking storms in the Northwest.

There is a reason we called them 'weather guessers' not Weather Men' back in my Navy days.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2021 11:04 AM (oHd/0


Strange, the Storm Prediction Center and most of the weather people I've watched have been predicting this storm for over 10 days.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 25, 2021 11:48 AM (Fs5vw)

409 Penn started disliking Trump when he was on The Apprentice. I actually wasn't happy with Mr Trump's dissing of Penn on the show; DJT was wrong. It happens.

I think Penn took it quite personally and never got over it.

As far as his daughter, this is how it happens. it's hard for people to truly be objective, and it's hard for people to look beyond their own noses on many issues.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2021 10:46 AM (j9HX3)

Maybe DJT saw through the facade, and saw the real Penn Jillette?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)

410 That Ethan Sanchez thing is why I seldom watch videos. When I waste x minutes and get to the juicy part.

Because it aint juicy or worth the minutes of my life I just wasted.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at October 25, 2021 12:12 PM (ImO5P)

411 Susan Hart and Tab Hunter. Together in Ride the Wild Surf

Posted by: Neoluddite at October 25, 2021 12:16 PM (bsADT)

412 Ronny Cox breaks out the ED-209s on Old Detroit.
Ronny Cox governor of the Mars colony.
"Get your ass to Mars!"

Posted by: Been @ work at October 25, 2021 03:23 PM (fUm2i)

413 PS: "Sinister" means,
aligned to the Left/on the left.
Democrats are Sinister.

Posted by: tj Strong at October 25, 2021 04:02 PM (uAI4S)

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