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February 02, 2010

Cold Water Cleaning

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
the next morning John's grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you
fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'



Meet Coldwater !

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Quote of the Day

"To Obama, jobs are what businesses have to do morally so people have health care or so that people have income. That's what businesses are for, and to be raped by government. That's their purpose." -- Rush Limbaugh

If you look at the pResidents proposed 2010 budget, you can see that Mr. Limbaugh has hit the nail directly on the head.

That's the trouble when you elect somebody that has never had to try to run a business in his life. To Mr. Obama, business is just a calf to be slaughtered on the altar of social consciousness by the high priest of almighty government..

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January 29, 2010

An Open Letter to the pResident

Discarding his usual bombastic style, Rush Limbaugh has a heartfelt message to Barrack Hussein Obama. While I usually don't care to listen to him because of his personal style of rhetoric; I think Mr. Limbaugh hits the message squarely on the head in this one.

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Quote of the Day

"The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." --Thomas Jefferson

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Gods Team?

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots' flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts' logo flag, and in every window, a blue and white Colts' towel. Tom Brady looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said

"Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine.

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***GO COLTS !!!***


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January 28, 2010

Quote of the Day


"Our federal tax system is, in short, utterly impossible, utterly unjust and completely counterproductive, it reeks with injustice and is fundamentally un-American... it has earned a rebellion and it's time we rebelled..." -President Ronald Reagan

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January 27, 2010

Music to rock by...

Tired of your 2nd Amendment rights being eroded? HogJaw has a song that could be the best reply to the GFW "Progressives".

C'mon an git you sum !

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The Ladies of 1919

If you were around in 1919 and came upon

the following poster...

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I mean, seriously....would you quit drinking?

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A New Pledge

This is a Video you must see if you as uneasy about this Administration as I am.

Listen to the words, sign the Pledge, then get off your Ass and DO something to get us back on the right path.

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January 25, 2010

Psyhce Op

Stolen Borrowed from The Sniper, a Tango De-Motivator:

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That's a program I can support, increasing the similarities on a massive scale!

Go see the rest at The Snipers place.

Update: some new motivators

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Go Green to save money?

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Glen Beck gets out his green calculator and examines the claim that high initial expenditures in "going green" will save you money in the long run. (sorry for the infomercial at the beginning; but don't let the commercialization detract from the truth exposed !)

It's high time that the Green movements claims are examined in the light of cold hard reality. Just like with the Global Climate Change movement; it behooves one to "follow the money" to see "behind the scenes" and ascertain if there is an self-interested agenda powering and affecting the views of the movement.

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Quote of the Day

"Were we directed from Washington when to sow, and when to reap, we should soon want bread." --Thomas Jefferson

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THE POTTY

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE..

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"


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BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."

H/T to Nancy

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Guest Editorial

Doug Giles has written an excellent commentary on the Trijicon military scopes controversy. He's responded much better than I ever could to this tempest in a teapot. I'm going to follow his advice and get a Trijicon the next time I re-scope my Enfield.


What Do Jesus, Rifle Scopes and Dead Terrorists Have in Common? Trijicon!
By Doug Giles

In the latest edition of political correctness gone wild, Mikey Weinstein and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation are droning on about scope manufacturer Trijicon putting Scripture references on their gun optics that our troops use to kill Muslim maniacs. They think a biblical citation will offend our opposition and be used as a recruiting tool for terrorist tools.

This politically correct, anti-Christian military "watch dog" is the same group of wizards that didn't catch Nidal Malik Hasan's "SoA" (Soldier of Allah ref) on his military business card and claim that somehow Hasan felt harassed by non-Muslim military meanies into killing our troops at Fort Hood. How sweet.

Yep, the overly sensitive ones at MRFF are very concerned that an obscure Scripture reference built into the serial number in tiny, wittle print on the base of Trijicon scopes will affront Achmed the Terrorist. That would be the same Achmed who screams "Allahu Akbar!" before he lights his penis on fire at 30,000 feet.

Call me crazy, but I'd think that the most odious aspects of Trijicon's optics, if I were a terrorist, would not be the murky Bible references but the following ...

* Trijicon's self-luminous aiming systems that have been battle-tested by those who protect and defend the USA around the globe-rightfully earning Trijicon the reputation of having the most sophisticated and dependable deadly optics on the planet. Yep, Trijicon has united long-range accuracy with instantaneous shot placement like no other. Now ... if I were part of the Taliban, that would tick me off more than JHN.8:12 on a sight rail would. Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

* Another thing that would irk me if I were a "Man Made Disaster" (or whatever Napolitano calls terrorists) more than John 3:16 could ever hope to would be Trijicon's Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight (tm) (ACOG). Why would the ACOG get under my skin? Well, it's because this little gadget provides "instinctive" target acquisition and increased hit potential in all lighting conditions. That's way offensive!

* Another thing that would really get me PO'ed if I were an al-Qaeda op is the Bindon Aiming Concept (tm) (BAC). Y'know ... aiming with both eyes open! This crap gives the USA a far superior sense of balance and a wider field-of-view. Indeed, the combination of these benefits with a magnified Trijicon sight gives our troops a considerable advantage over their targets. And we all know how unfair that is to Islamic radicals.

Another thing that I'd consider ruder than the vague verses hidden out of view on Trijicon's sighting system if I were a suicide bomber would be the .223, .308 and .50 BMG bullets that actually come out of the gun barrel and devastate my vital organs. That stuff would get me really pissy. So, MRFF ... when are we going to ban bullets for their bellicosity toward poor Muslim terrorists?

Yep, thanks to the PC pressure MRFF applied to our already bound and gagged military wizards, the brass inside the Beltway have come to conclude that if our troops use Trijicon's optics marked with a reference to the gospel of Mark that al-Qaeda and the Taliban will get mad, go crazy and view our engagement as a holy war.

Uh ... let me help you a little bit. These crazy SOBs can't get any madder. I think at this stage of the game everything we do ticks them off. For example, in their minds: Bible code on a scope = they wanna kill us! Heidi Montag gets a boob job! Argh! We must die! Conan gets cancelled! No soup for us! Pat Boone wears white after Labor Day! Damn Americans! I kill you!

Additionally, the war that we are fighting with implacable Islam-the one which they started-has always been, in their view, a holy war; we're the one's who are still pretending it isn't!

Here's what I recommend: Being the anything-but-PC pundit that I am, I say we do the opposite of what the PC sheeple suggest we do. Here's what I think we ought to try:

1. Trijicon renames their ACOG optics to GRTMS, the "Get Ready to Meet Satan" scope.

2. We put the image of Jesus in the scope with his finger pointing up to where the bullet will impact the target.

3. We rename the M4 to 72VP, which is short for "72 Virgins? Puh-lease!"

Finally, I'd like to thank all the patriots at Trijicon for the amazing optics they have provided for hunters, law enforcers and our outstanding military men and women, as well as their commitment, as a company, to Jesus Christ. I've got to confess, I have never owned a Trijicon scope and have been a Leupold fan for many years. However, in light of the hell the boys at Trijicon are going through because of their faith, my three new rifles that are currently scopeless will now all be topped with Trijicons. And I suggest, America, that you show them some love and do the same thing with all your rifles that need some glass.

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January 22, 2010

What a difference a vote makes

It's been a red letter week for the Conservative Movement.

Within the 48 hour period encompassing the surprise upset election of Scott Brown in Massachusetts, bluest of the blue states; with that win we have observed a sea-change in the body politic..

1. Obama put his political capital on the line, stumping for Martha Coakley, and ended up getting booed in what should have arguably been a state containing his staunchest base constituency.

2. Nancy Pelosi has publicly admitted that the monstrosity of a bill known as Obamacare now doesn't have the votes to get passed. (Isn't it amazing that just one vote changes EVERYTHING in the ability of the Democrats to advance their agenda?)

3. The Supreme Court has overturned major sections of the odious McCain-Feingold "Campaign Reform' legislation.

4. Air America has closed its doors in bankruptcy(Oh gee! Imagine that! All of Air America's 'private sector' advertising evaporated while they cheered on a president who helped make that happen. Talk about irony!), thus ending the attempt at a mainstream propaganda organ of the DNC.

5. Christiane Amanpour has been called to account for her biased slant towards the liberal agenda in her reporting.

Two days before the election, none of these events could have been foreseen in any reasonable predictions, with hindsight after the election of Brown, they can all be seen as logical results of sane thought.

There may be hope for the Republic yet.

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Democrats, kiss my Red ass!

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January 20, 2010

Sometimes Hollywood gets it right

"This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock -- I built the stage. And when everything fell apart, and people were fighting for peanut-butter sandwiches, it was the National Guard who came in and saved the same people who were protesting them. So when Hillary Clinton a few years ago wanted to build a Woodstock memorial, I said it should be a statue of a National Guardsman feeding a crying hippie." --actor John Ratzenberger

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The Train Ride

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blond girl with large breasts.


The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,


Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped him.


The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.


Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

H/T Catfish

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January 19, 2010

It's Over

With 75% of the precincts reported in, the special election in Mass. is over.

Martha Coakley has conceded and we now have a Republican (although a Rhino) sitting in the Senate seat held by Ted Kennedy; thus ending the Democrat's 60 seat super-majority.

Now we will no doubt have a battle on just how quickly Mr. Brown will take his seat. The Democrats will do everything in their power to delay that occassion in order to try to force Obamacare through before they lose their 60 seat majority.

What difference does a 59 vs 60 seat majority make?

With a 60 seat majority, you can RULE; with a 59 seat majority you must GOVERN.

I sincerely hope this trend continues in the November general elections. We may yet be able to avoid a civil war...

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January 18, 2010

Gunny

In the Blue Ridge Mountains, there was a retired Marine who was reputed to
have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of "Gunny."

Three Marine Generals went up into the mountains and wanted to rent him. The
old Marine said, "He's a real good huntin' dog. Gonna cost ya $50.00 a day."
They agreed and three days later came back with the limit.

The next year they came back. "'Gunny got better," the old fellow said,
"this year I'm gonna charge you $75.00 a day."

Again they agreed, and 2 days later they came back with the limit.

The third year they came back and told the old Marine they had to have
"Gunny" even if it cost $100.00 a day.

The old Marine spat and angrily replied, "You can have the worthless mutt
for $5.00 a day, and even at that rate I'm overcharging you $4.00!!"

The bewildered Generals asked, "But we don't understand, what happened to
him?"

"Well, a bunch of new Lieutenants from Quantico came up and rented him. One
of the idiots called him 'Sergeant Major' by mistake, and now all the SOB does is sit on his ass all day and bark!"

H/T Jack

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Quote of the Day

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." --Samuel Adams

Veterans, REMEMBER your Oaths!

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