The Train Ride

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blond girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,

Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

H/T Catfish

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 01:48 PM

Comments

1 Have you noticed the news has changed its approach recently? Now it seems that it is discussed thoroughly and more in depth. Overall though I'm looking for a change.

Posted by: Carmen Berrett at June 19, 2012 01:18 AM (MgWmw)

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