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The decision to halt intelligence sharing, which took place earlier this fall, highlights the range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people. The U.S. garners intelligence from a variety of sources, including the UK, which oversees some territories in the Caribbean and offers information that assists the U.S. in identifying boats suspected of smuggling narcotics in the region. The gathered intelligence is normally delivered to the Joint Interagency Task Force South (JIATFS), based in Key West, Fla., which works on monitoring and detecting suspected illegal trafficking targets and conducting counter-narcotic operations. More than a dozen countries, including close U.S. allies, have liaison officers based at JIATFS, which is led by Coast Guard Rear Adm. Jeff Randall.The British have radar bases and listening stations in the Caribbean. You've seen James Bond movies. They're like all set in the Caribbean. It's kind of stupid. So this isn't nothing. The British are denying us intelligence collected at Jamaica, the Bahamas, etc. If you missed it, Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina. Not that these ponces will care much. They just signed over the nearly-unhinhabited but strategically useful Chagos Islands to Mauritius... which is very friendly with expansionist Red China. These are the islands where the US maintains an absolutely vital base at Diego Garcia. The US will continue to have access to that base, for a while, as the UK negotiated a 99 year lease (on something they formerly owned)... but China will build its own base right next to ours soon enough. (The British negotiated a 24-mile buffer zone around Diego Garcia. Pretty sure a Chinese base 25 miles away would still be a threat.) Back to the headline story: Even the effeminate pussies at the Guardian admit that their ally Keir Starmer is the most unpopular PM in UK history. However, they put a Happy Spin on it. Yes, Keir Starmer is Britain’m's most unpopular PM ever. That could liberate himAmazing. Hitler similarly felt liberated as the Wehrmacht dissolved. He felt so liberated he decided to YOLO a bullet into his own temple and liberate his cerebral cortex from his brain stem. Forget the public vitriol and use the next four years to get things done -- first and foremost, whatever it takes to stop ReformSomewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!" (That is a real old-school reference.) ... As often, Wes Streeting dares say what all can see: that there is "deep disillusionment in this country at the moment" and "a growing sense of despair about whether anyone is capable of turning this country round". The "change" Labour promised is not yet visible; we still lack a guiding light towards better things to come.Note that name "Wes Streetling" for later. Well that's a plan. As with Hitler: YOLO it. Remember how Labour got this huge majority: It was emphatically not because the public craved more feckless IngSoc communism and control. Just a few years before, the public handed the "Conservative" party an enormous majority, one of the largest in history. No, Labour only won because the "Conservative" continued allowing hundreds and hundreds of thousands of immigrants, many "boat people" criminals escaping justice in their own home countries, and absolutely would not change this policy no matter how much their own voters demanded it. Their own voters were not yet ready to embrace the "extremism" of Reform, so they choose the path of self-harm -- political cutting -- of voting for Labour to send a message. A message Labour itself didn't get either, though they make insincere claims about wanting to "stop the boats." There was never any desire for a return of IngSoc. People just wanted the boats stopped. Now they have more destructive socialism and more boat criminals. The General Electios won't take place for a while. I think that Guardian scrunt mentioned May. We'll get to the May elections below. But members of Keir Starmer's disaster-party are scheming to depose him before the scheduled party leadership vote. Keir Starmer, the most demasculated man in the world -- even Justin Castreaux at least uses his left-wing effeminancy to smash mish -- vows he will "fight" with every atom of male strength he has, which is three. Three atoms of male strength. You know who else went into full bunker mode? I'm not the only one thinking about Hitler. Me and Important Conservative Thought Leader Nick Fuentes have Hitler on our minds. Friends of Sir Keir are deeply worried about what they see as plotting going on to try to replace him and are seeking to make clear what they see as the grave risks of a leadership challenge.You don't want none of this smoke, Friend-O. Absolutely Shabana Mahmood will deliver on Labour's insincere promise to stop the Islamic Invasion of Britain. Some also speculate about the ambitions of Ed Miliband, the energy secretary, and backbenchers including the former transport secretary Louise Haigh. The ambition of Streeting is seen with particular suspicion from some loyal to the prime minister. Speaking to BBC Breakfast, Streeting called suggestions he would challenge Sir Keir "self-defeating nonsense", and said he was not standing against the prime minister. Asked if he would ever consider making such a move, he replied: "I cannot see circumstances under which I would do that to our prime minister."LOL. "I cannot foresee the eventualities under which such an ambition would even be contemplated" = "Yes." Circumstances change, don't they, Colonel? Nice Army base you have 'ere. Would be a shame if anything were to 'appen to it. He said the prime minister should sack the aide who was responsible for the briefing, which he described as "the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final". He added that there was a "toxic culture" in Downing Street that needed to change. ... Opinion polls suggest Sir Keir is deeply unpopular, perhaps even the most unpopular British prime minister in the history of modern opinion polling. Polls also suggest the Labour Party has commanded the support of no more than a fifth of the electorate in recent months. But, a move to replace Sir Keir isn't straightforward. Under Labour's rules, it would take 20% of its MPs to nominate a challenger - 81 given the current size of the parliamentary party in the Commons. For months now, plenty in the Labour Party have acknowledged that the government faces a likely crunch point after devolved elections in Scotland and Wales and local elections in many parts of England next May.Ohhh, parts of the UK outside of England itself will hold elections. Most Scots vote for the socialist, pro-transgender, grievance based Scottish National Party, because at least it also pushes for independence. But for second place, Reform has just moved past Labour in polls. But we're only talking a few seats there, not nearly enough to strip Labour of its huge majority. As for Wales, I think again they mostly support the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru. Plaid Cymru leads with 28%, with Reform close behind at 21%. The figures for Wales put Plaid Cymru on 28%, with Reform on 21%, the Green Party on 19%, Labour on 15%, the Conservatives on 12% and the Liberal Democrats on 4%. Other parties were at 2%.But again, we are talking about a few seats changing hands here and there. Maybe. Not nearly enough to dent the Labour Majority. Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina. Keir Starmer has backed Wes Streeting and refuted the "completely unacceptable" No 10 leaks amid mounting speculation the prime minister could face a leadership coup. As a civil war erupts at the top of the Labour Party, the health secretary has categorically denied that he is plotting to oust Sir Keir and called for those in Downing Street briefing against him to face the sack.Nah it wasn't categorical. He said he could not foresee the circumstances. That's such a non-categorical non-denial it's essentially a confirmation. He's totally not thinking of challenging Starmer just like Donkey-Chompers is totally not thinking of primarying Sloppy Schumer. He doesn't "think it's true" that he's going to challenge Starmer? When will he have more certainty about that estimation? Okay enough of this gay British pageantry. How are you? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Morning Ace
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (CiNGX) 2
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Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (bfwj/) 3
Starmer looks like a bottom.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 12, 2025 12:11 PM (CiNGX) 4
Morning.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q) 5
The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad Via Insty. Now to read the content. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q) 6
Hi Ace
I'm here for a,change. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (t/2Uw) 7
They do love power more than anything.
Thankfully UK PMs are as disposable as condoms. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:13 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:13 PM (PMtkd) 9
It's so cute when a conquered nation still tries to act tough.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (NR6c1) 10
Elections have consequences.
Maybe the Brits will finally realize that, before it's too late. But it could be too late already. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (cuae1) 11
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Completely OT, but Hubby and I are going to a Straight No Chaser concert this evening. It's in Dallas, so we are spending the night in a nice hotel right next to the venue so that we aren't navigating unfamiliar freeways after dark. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:15 PM (SRRAx) 12
The punching, I just…why would you let that be filmed? The UK is toast.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:15 PM (Wmg4n) 13
Starmer and Obama have a boxing match. Who wins?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (PMtkd) Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (2WIwB) 15
Okay Keir, we'll take those nuke warheads back.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (N72/9) 16
The parliamentary system sucks.
They'll do like the Liberals did in Canada when Trudeau became unpopular. "You hate Trudeau! We understand. How do you like this new guy?" Back later. Hopefully Sponge will have a happy update. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Sco7b) 17
The maximum life of a parliament is 5 years, so the Labour government can wait until 2029 before calling a new election. Regardless of the unpopularity of a government, Britain doesn't have any constitutional mechanism for forcing early elections, and Labour won a two-thirds majority in Parliament with one-third of the popular vote.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (i7tnZ) 18
Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"
(That is a real old-school reference.) Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Posted by: That Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (bFu5X) 19
Teresa -
Great to see you! Enjoy the special evening with your Hubby. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (N39Ws) 20
England is done for. Thanks to my ancestors for seeing the writing on the wall hundreds of years ago.
Posted by: huerfano at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (98kQX) 21
""Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty""
lolol..lolol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (snZF9) 22
We love Keir!! Not only does he let us rape his women and children, but he pays us on the dole and anyone that attacks us is labeled a racist just like they do in America!
Once we are in charge, I look forward to shaking Keri’s hand as I toss his gay ass off of the top of Big Ben. But first I will rape him. LOL Posted by: London Moslems at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (UNIEM) 23
Watling Street > Wes Streetling
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (XvL8K) 24
England is where we would be if Kamala had won. It may be too late to reverse the Islamic takeover. There are multiple towns with Muslim mayors. They can take over the streets at will. The courts continue to put people in jail for social media posts while allowing foreign immigrants to rape and stab and disrupt.
How do they come back from this? What possible purpose did it serve to allow this? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (t/2Uw) 25
18 Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"
(That is a real old-school reference.) Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Posted by: That Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (bFu5X) Help! I'm being choked! Posted by: The Chicken at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (N39Ws) 26
Good morning! Much like NYC, I really don't care what happens in the UK. They're getting the government they voted for good and hard. Hopefully, folks will watch and learn.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (luW68) 27
Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.
Poetry, Ace. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb) 28
I see aficionados reaching for the Labour party rulebook, reminding one another of a little-noticed but key change made at last year's conference.
________ Double Secret Probation? Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (s0JqF) 29
Funny how MI6 was all cozy in bed with Brennan, Comey and Clapper to engineer the Russia Collusion Hoax. Starmerbahnfuhrer should enjoy a Muslim rape gang liberating his sigmoid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (x0n13) 30
27 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.
Poetry, Ace. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb) Cruel poetry Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (xcxpd) 31
Does Plaid Cymru go to eleven?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (npFr7) 32
The content was tasty. Thank you for the content.
"...Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina." Yep. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (pFY3R) 33
Yes, the Britain of Knickerless Parsons and the Right Horrible Edward Teeth is gone.
Posted by: Benny Hill, 1978 at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (oftw2) 34
26 Good morning! Much like NYC, I really don't care what happens in the UK. They're getting the government they voted for good and hard. Hopefully, folks will watch and learn.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (luW6 Sort of. The more we allow Muslims to take over like the, the closer they are to our gates…seems we have barbarians inching pretty close now. Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (Wmg4n) 35
I've been out of work for almost a year, in the tech space, so my One Issue is H-1B.
Everyone was delaying hiring "because of AI" but really to stall so they could hire the visas they wanted. I'm at the point Trump is doing nothing for me. Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (gKWVE) 36
Conservatives didn't vote for Labour in 2024. Half the Conservatives voted for Reform, but this just allowed Labour to win a gigantic majority with almost the exact same percent of the vote they won in 2019 (because Labour voters were not abandoning ship for Reform or for LibDems, Greens or whatever other commie alternative).
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (Dg7ng) 37
If it were not for breeding with Scots or Irish I think the weak tea Brits would be speaking German. Of course the USA bailed them out twice, so they also can trace their DNA back to the UK...but the strong came here.
He looks weak, speaks weakly, and has the spine of a worm. Good luck, UK! After seeing his boxing skills I am very sure I could take him out myself, and that is not saying much. To abandon the USA in fighting narco terrorists shows they fear someone other than us. China, I would guess, based on what you wrote, Ace. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (MAl//) 38
I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh) 39
It's kinda sad watching all these Brits petty tyrants desperately throwing any and all--men, women, children--to the muslim alligator to try and save themselves.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:21 PM (HXT0k) 40
Starmer and Obama have a boxing match. Who wins?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2025 12:16 PM Their shadows. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (bFu5X) 41
38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh) UPS plane crash? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (xcxpd) 42
Okay enough of this gay British pageantry.
How are you? Posted by: Ace Doing well thank you! Hope you are feeling better. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (uWSFJ) 43
The Royal Navy is 25 vessels, the Argies have a good chance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (N72/9) 44
Ace - wow, what a post.
I'm glad I decided to take 10 minutes to read it before posting. The UK is so totally boned right now. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (0CU3H) 45
Every month the cartels kill thousands of people with their poison. More than any other war on record.
The beneficiaries of this genocide are not just the cartels. It is sovereigns like Venezuela and China, both of whom are hostile to the US and our interests. That’s demonstrable and I will debate that point on any given day, and win the argument. The cartels have been specifically designated DTO’s for a reason. That not only allows us to kill them before they kill my neighbors or their children, it allows a whole range of actions designed to destroy them. After all, this is war So now that I’ve drawn that with pictures and in crayon, please tell me why Democrats, Rand Paul and this poofter, defend the cartels, Venezuela and China over American citizens? Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (nxfBy) 46
The intel-sharing outrage should be met with a response 10 times its importance to make a point, but nah. Mewling non-response most likely. And of course there are completely separate grounds to revisit the intel arrangement. Ironically similar to those that our Five Eyes "allies" should have been mulling during the Obama/Biden catastrophes (presence of enemy-connected assets high in US nat security structure).
Curious about the Dutch stance here. They're actually a key player on the Caribbean side, in the south. Not part of Five Eyes, but (historically at least) very very tied in and cooperative with the US on major issues. Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (U/Byj) 47
30 27 Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty, but he wants you to know, he is a very feisty and fighty sad vagina.
Poetry, Ace. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (QGetb Fake vaginas are usually made with Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) or Silicone. But that was still a great line. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (Sco7b) 48
Okay enough of this gay British pageantry.
How are you? Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM Feeling like a cold is creeping up on me, but otherwise can't complain too much. How you doin'? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bFu5X) 49
People constantly complain about Israel which has been our ally through thick and thin, but say nothing about how often we are stabbed in the back by our NATO allies.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (t/2Uw) 50
Okay Keir, we'll take those nuke warheads back
I really hope that the codes we gave them don't actually match the codes in the Permissive Action Links Posted by: Chuck C at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (0GLZr) 51
... the UK will no longer share "some" intelligence with the US... to protect his communist ally Maduro in Venezuela.
-------------- Can we seize Venezuela, Canada, The UK, Greenland, and The PanaMAGA Canal at the same time? /It's the only way to save them ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (+W0sM) 52
The British have radar bases and listening stations in the Caribbean. You've seen James Bond movies. They're like all set in the Caribbean. It's kind of stupid. ____________ *polite cough* Dusky-hued maidens Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (tgvbd) 53
"The decision to halt intelligence sharing, which took place earlier this fall, highlights the range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people."
Gee I don't recall media articles reporting a range of skepticism for Barky's legal justification to drone U.S. citizens abroad. If they were jihadis they deserved it IMO, but normally the FNM would have been "can the POTUS do that?" Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (JEcs7) 54
Afternoon Ace.
After Corbyn, the best that Labour could do was Starmer. Here in the US Schumer sucks but everyone who the Dems (Labour) may replace him with is Starmwr Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bfwj/) 55
35 I've been out of work for almost a year, in the tech space, so my One Issue is H-1B.
Everyone was delaying hiring "because of AI" but really to stall so they could hire the visas they wanted. I'm at the point Trump is doing nothing for me. Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (gKWVE) Have you looked in other spaces outside tech? That's what my daughter did to get hired...not the best option, but better than running out of unemployment payments option... Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (tOcjL) 56
Did Ace like the movie, or not? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (SRRAx) 57
House of Reps just released emails from Epstein to Maxwell saying that Trump spent hours at his house with one of the Christian child victims.
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (J2DSD) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (N72/9) 59
Sort of. The more we allow Muslims to take over like the, the closer they are to our gates…seems we have barbarians inching pretty close now.
Today Detroit, tomorrow Minnesooooda! Posted by: Muslim Rape Gangs at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (UNIEM) 60
Interesting precedent for going YOLO and hanging onto power no matter yet - the infamous Long Parliament did exactly that from 1640 - 1653, up to the moment that Cromwell marched in backed by his soldiers and tossed them all out.
"In the name of God, Go!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (uWKK8) 61
I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh) I'm sure the ASS troll will appear to tell you it was caused by the Trump shutdown. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (npFr7) 62
Starmerbahnfuhrer should enjoy a Muslim rape gang liberating his sigmoid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:19 PM (x0n13) Rather harsh for my breakfast, JJ. But I agree. Seeing as how Rotherham has been on my radar since, oh, 2014? it is past time and probably too late for Britain. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (MAl//) 63
I was in England recently. You can't imagine the level of hatred toward Starmer. It is universal. The Right DESPISE him. But the Left also HATE HIS GUTS because he's such a sniveling lying weasel. i've never seen anything like it -- how someone managed to inspire universal loathing from all political sides.
He really is the worst Prime Minister in British history, and that's saying something. Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM (oraVG) 64
Keir Starmer vs. Brian Stelter in Ultimate Slapfighting.
The Pay-per-view take will be astronomical. Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (wtvvX) 65
Perhaps what should be done in America is what Reform did in the yookay. Let the commies win, destroy the GOP Whig-style and let something else take its place.
Supposedly Trump was to do that - he'd also come out of a Reform Party, Perot's - but the clock is ticking. Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (gKWVE) 66
38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind. I don’t believe in accidents, someone or somewhere was a failure point that could have prevented this, but it does little to soothe the souls of those who lost family and friends. Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Wmg4n) 67
Europe is lost. The boot on their throat won't be of german descent, but of Islamic. And when they cry out to the USA to save them (for the 3rd time), if we go and when we win - they become a US territory. They've shown they can't govern.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (och2J) 69
5 The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad Via Insty. Now to read the content. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM (1AU8Q) OUT: Pizza IN: Pissa Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX) 70
So now that I’ve drawn that with pictures and in crayon, please tell me why Democrats, Rand Paul and this poofter, defend the cartels, Venezuela and China over American citizens? Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:22 PM (nxfBy) Let's see, I think I remember a 70's song about that, it started like this: 'Money money money, Money!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (uWKK8) 71
Keir Stamer is the worst prime minister of GB, of all time, full stop. Absolute disaster at every possible level.
I think labor needs to stop think "YOLO" and start thinking extinction level event. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at November 12, 2025 12:26 PM (gDhA9) 72
Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"
(That is a real old-school reference.) ----------------- I'm old enough to get the variation of "Quit plucking that chicken!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (+W0sM) Posted by: imp at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (g6TN6) 74
You know what would make him feel more liberated? An AGM to the keister.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (abIsI) 75
Why don't WE take the Falklands and make it the 51st state?
Then do Greenland. Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (KtOUo) 76
gKWVE, I'm not clear on where the H1-B changes actually stand, but the atmospherics and leadership tone are ..... not encouraging. See the Trump interview with Ingraham. And not just that. The body language on ag and hospitality illegals, the rather stunning pre-surrender/declaration of helplessness on Chinese students.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:27 PM (U/Byj) 77
Link goes to independent.co.uk not The Guardian
Posted by: anon2020 at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (RqMDa) 78
Yet, even so, the current vitriolic state of public opinion is perplexing and alarming.
Also perplexing and alarming? Surprise Rapes by illegal Muslims. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (2ocoG) 79
I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind. _________ Wouldn't be astonished if it was a maintenance issue and some mechanic who was high on Our Legal Pot didn't tighten the bolts. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (tgvbd) 80
Starmer reminds me of a sedated Keith Olbermann with a brit accent.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (bNf8H) 81
67 Europe is lost. The boot on their throat won't be of german descent, but of Islamic. And when they cry out to the USA to save them (for the 3rd time), if we go and when we win - they become a US territory. They've shown they can't govern.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (N39Ws) There's hope for Eastern Europe, and Meloni is doing surprisingly well in Italy. (long ways to go, though) However the governments of Germany, France, and the UK are all on the verge of collapse, and they'll probably sweep up Denmark and the Netherlands in their wreckage. Spain is a basket case but it's been that way for 2 centuries now, so who cares. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK8) 82
The Falkland's have Gaucho's right?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (abIsI) 83
It's also amusing that the worldwide left has only one message to run on:
"You must accept less and suffer worse because you are a racist." Which, for some reason unknown--and unknowable--to them, is not being met with cheers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (HXT0k) 84
he Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad Via Insty. Now to read the content. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:12 PM Wicked pissah! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (bFu5X) 85
5 The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
I would call it Wang Tang. TM Seftoncorp Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (x0n13) 86
Keir Starmer is widely-acknowledged to be a sad vagina made from soft gray putty
Is that the trans surgery for people who can't afford the "luxurious" tilapia-skin model? Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (2ocoG) 87
Ace, the upcoming elections don't affect the UK Parliament, they will be for the Welsh & Scottish Parliaments only. Won't touch the Labour majorities at Westminster.
Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (NcvvS) 88
The UPS MD-11F is looking like pylon failure. But that is just a guess from what the NTSB has already released. The FAA has issued an emergency directive grounding every MD-11/11F until they are fixed.
But it happened after V1 so there was no hope of stopping the plane before they ran out of runway. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (N72/9) 89
Wouldn't be astonished if it was a maintenance issue and some mechanic who was high on Our Legal Pot didn't tighten the bolts.
_________________ When an engine falls off, it's almost never not because of bad maintenance. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (+113B) 90
You wanted Soylent Green.
You got piss. Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (KtOUo) 91
"I'm not going to say anything today that adds to the silly season that is going down."
They have a Ministry for that sort of thing. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (w9Wax) 92
Dame Kim Stammer is getting together with preezy shit Midas to do a dumbbell workout later.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (xvV+O) 93
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (jZDMh) 94
66 38 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, I am not sure what you mean? It was awful, but looks like mechanical failure of the worst kind. I don’t believe in accidents, someone or somewhere was a failure point that could have prevented this, but it does little to soothe the souls of those who lost family and friends. Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Wmg4n) I noticed that all of the MD-11's are now grounded, and rightly so. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:30 PM (uWKK8) 95
Hey Ace
Saw this today and looked like it would be an entertaining movie. https://tinyurl.com/mwk7fh5k There have been so few lately. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (t/2Uw) 96
All you need to become a racist "far-right" party in Europe is to oppose unlimited immigration.
That's it. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (xTIDn) 97
Has there ever before been a case where BOTH the dominant political parties in a country committed suicide in quick succession?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (s0JqF) 98
England is where we would be if Kamala had won. It may be too late to reverse the Islamic takeover. There are multiple towns with Muslim mayors. They can take over the streets at will. The courts continue to put people in jail for social media posts while allowing foreign immigrants to rape and stab and disrupt.
How do they come back from this? What possible purpose did it serve to allow this? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:17 PM (t/2Uw) A combination of American revolution, french revolution, and a heavy side dish of ethnic cleansing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (oftw2) 100
If you missed it, Argentina is talking tough again about seizing the Falkland Islands from the British, and this time, I say we side with Argentina.
==== In 1982 the British had the ability to project military power all the way down there. Now, they don't. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (A0sqA) 101
"Gay British pageantry" is all the UK is capable of these days.
Other than creating pleasant conditions for the rape gangs that will soon direct more of their public policy than they already do. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (TN0g+) 102
The competency crisis is real.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (+113B) 103
[Things I'd forgotten about over the decades:]
"In George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984, IngSoc (English Socialism) is a totalitarian ideology that presents itself as a form of socialism or communism but functions as a tool for absolute state control rather than genuine social or economic equality. While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (+W0sM) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (UJMvS) 105
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo) 106
The DAY AFTER the Manchester synagogue terror attack, Kier Starmer sat down with religious leaders and promised to give them £10 million in government funds to help them increase security.
Sounds reasonable. What's the problem? The "religious leaders" he met with were all MUSLIMS IMAMS, and the £10 million was to protect MOSQUES from revenge attakcs by eveil Jews. Seriously. I've seen video of the meeting. It makes you want to vomit. He is practically groveling at the feet. they treat him like a serf. Starmer is utterly repulsicve in every way. Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (oraVG) 107
Don't think we run the PALs on UK nukes (or other countries where we've shared the tech). Didn't used to, anyway.
But it does point to a potential real issue. Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (U/Byj) 108
"Gay British pageantry" is all the UK is capable of these days.
________________________ They traded an Empire for government health care. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (+113B) 109
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh)
Been trying to keep up with it, but right now they're still recovering debris and data. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (luW68) 110
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close ------ I don't know man, "Pizza Pizza" is a pretty intoxicating siren! Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (TN0g+) 111
On the bright side, it's been a while since the head of the London police announced that he was going to arrest Americans for their social media posts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (xTIDn) 112
A combination of American revolution, french revolution, and a heavy side dish of ethnic cleansing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (snZF9) The Brits with butter knives, the moose limbs with machetes. Why we are armed in the USA. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (MAl//) 113
Soylent yellow is piss!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (xvV+O) 114
It would be hilarious and perfectly appropriate for Milei to work a way to finally take over the Falklands. Needs to be non-violent, though.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (uWKK8) 115
In 1982 the British had the ability to project military power all the way down there. Now, they don't.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (A0sqA) -------------- "THIS thought crime would get you arrested in Britain today, tr8r!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:34 PM (+W0sM) 116
Don't think we run the PALs on UK nukes (or other countries where we've shared the tech). Didn't used to, anyway.
Fun fact: the Brits haven't had a successful Trident launch in more than a decade. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:34 PM (xTIDn) 117
While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power.
______________________________________ Authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological operations *are* the goals and methods of Communism. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (+113B) 118
To abandon the USA in fighting narco terrorists shows they fear someone other than us. China, I would guess, based on what you wrote, Ace.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (MAl//) == They are afraid of themselves - that is why they are willing to lay down and let the Muslims conquer them. China can't do crap to anyone. Cut off their trade and they sink pretty quickly. They'd be hardpressed to get enough boats in one piece to Taiwan to make a go of that. Posted by: Black JEM at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (GZYu7) 119
Argentina to Great Britain, "I'll give you one billion pesos for the Falklands."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (N72/9) 120
105 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo) I hope they are so retarded they accidently release the emails with the Clintons. Oops! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (MAl//) 121
The new non-royal, Andy Windsor might be a good fit for the job as PM for the sinking once great UK. His grifting ex-wife Sarah could join him in the Downing Street digs and they could throw some pretty big parties with lots of young men and women.
Hey, if you are going to go, go down big! Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (oiNtH) 122
Pretty sure there are no musloids in the Falklands.
Back in 1982, I strongly supported the British response to the Argentinian invasion. But that was when Argentina was Fascist and Britain was conservative. Now Argentina is conservative, and Britain is Fascist. If I were a Falklander, I would be agitating for Falklands to declare independence, and become a protectorate of Argentina, and join Argentina is a customs union. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (npFr7) Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (/4Xtr) 124
Actually, the ONE nice feature of the Parliamentary system is thatparties can be destroyed.
I've seen it twice. Canada's NDP which propped up Trudeau are down to 7 seats. And the Conservatives became so unpopular that they went from a majority government to 2 seats. Unfortunately, even though parties can be nearly wiped out, unless things are horrible, most people will just switch to the closest alternative. It's not often raging liberals or socialists will suddenly see the light. And since you have more than 2 parties running, votes get split up and you can still be ruled by the same type of corrupt assholes - just under a different name. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Sco7b) 125
Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.
Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (TbWk/) 126
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close ------ I don't know man, "Pizza Pizza" is a pretty intoxicating siren! Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:33 PM (TN0g+) When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9) 127
While it borrows the name and some surface-level principles from Marxism-Leninism, Ingsoc is fundamentally distinct in its goals and methods, using authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power."
------ I'd take issue with Orwell on that one--the use of "authoritarianism, mass surveillance, and psychological manipulation to maintain power" describes every single governing body that has adopted Marxism-Leninism. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (TN0g+) 128
Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad ---------- Second look at Tang? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD) 129
I can’t decide if Starmer’s boxing is lamer than the famous clips of Obama fucking up at basketball and golf. It’s definitely in the same league.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (QZThv) 130
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. If there was anything in the Epstein files incriminating Trump, the Obama Administration would have released it in 2016. No question. Therefore, there is nothing in the Epstein files incriminating Trump. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (xTIDn) 131
105 The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2025 12:32 PM (KtOUo) In them, Epstein, who's dead and cannot be questioned, talked about Trump but said nothing other than he talked to some people, and exchanged messages with someone else who's dead and cannot be questioned, who also said that Trump talked to some people, nothing else. ohmigod whatascandal. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:37 PM (uWKK8) 132
When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9) ------------- Heh, a buddy of mine and I were seen at a local restaurant by a coach from our high school. He didn't turn us in, because he was at the restaurant with someone other than his wife. At least, we're pretty sure that's why he kept his mouth shut. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS) 133
Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.
Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM Don't forget nancy boys and poofters. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (bFu5X) 134
One of these days the Democrats will suffocate from huffing their own farts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (N72/9) 135
We all think it can't happen here, yet we let Pro Palestinian overrun college campuses and blockade Jewish students. Mamdani got elected in the largest city in the country because candidates cared more for their themselves than the good of,the city. Antifa at UCBerkely just succeeded in causing a riot and keeping people from exercising their free speech.
Slowly, then all of a sudden.... Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (t/2Uw) 136
At phys.org: "Astronomers discover new pulsating ultraluminous X-ray source"
I'm thinking: 1) Let's make S'Mores! 2) What would happen if I throw this unopened can of beans in there? Time to try it. 3) Oooo, I wonder what happens if I pee on it! Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (7imtn) 137
Remember the British people supposedly voted for Starmer because they saw the tories as too left wing...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (sKqQm) 138
China can't do crap to anyone. Cut off their trade and they sink pretty quickly. They'd be hardpressed to get enough boats in one piece to Taiwan to make a go of that.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (GZYu7) Good, because I am filled with hatred towards the entire lot of moose limbs and chy na (since the Wuhan Fun). The Brits remind me of the gentlemen's club of the GOP. We must turn the other cheek and negotiate. Vs Trump 2 and FIGHT! Bloody hell, they are in trouble. They saw the signs and ignored them. In fact I was shocked that they allowed millions to march in London after Kirk's death for free speech. This gave me hope that there may be a silent majority. Unarmed but present and willing to fight. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (MAl//) 139
Hey, if you are going to go, go down big!
Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM (oiNtH) ------------ Are we not doing phrasing? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (CwwHD) 140
>>When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there
I had that experience in a Deli with the Principle. My HS GF ducked out for lunch and she was the person behind us in line. I ordered our food to go and bought her lunch. Bullet dodged. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (rO4EG) 141
The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (NpAcC) 142
The Falklands were discovered by Detective Columbo,...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (x0n13) 143
The Dems are yelling about Epstein writing "he knew about the girls". How did he know? Trump found out and "told Ghislaine to stop".
That doesn't help you Dems Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (bfwj/) 144
Asked if he would ever consider making such a move, he replied: "I cannot see circumstances under which I would do that to our prime minister."
Skin that Smoke Wagon and see what happens. Posted by: Keir Starmer at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (jc0TO) 145
AOP, not a bad course of action on the Falklands. Er, "las Malvinas".
One of the all-time classic stories remains that of the young family - Canadian - that fled North America, moving to the Falklands, just prior to the Argie invasion and war. "Fled" what they were certain would be Nukyler Armageddon caused by - wait for it - the reckless warmonger Reagan. Couldn't have made up a more beautiful story. As I recall, they of course didn't appreciate the rich idiotic irony of their situation, when interviewed. Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (U/Byj) 146
But mainly poofters
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (N72/9) 147
133 Brit leadership is comprised entirely of ponces, nonces, and toffs.
Posted by: Oh my at November 12, 2025 12:35 PM Don't forget nancy boys and poofters. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (bFu5X) Plus wankers. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (MAl//) 148
En fuego!
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (0sNs1) 149
UK didn't just hand over the Chagos. They paid Mauritius millions to take the islands. It is like paying a ransom for a kidnapper to take the victim.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM (0U5gm) 150
Second look at Tang?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD) If the astronauts are female, what kind of Tang would that be, now? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (npFr7) 151
"Man in power asserts that he will not be removed from power" is not exactly a shocking development
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (yjAVs) 152
He is unburdened by what has been
Posted by: Josephistan at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (FLx59) 153
Heh, a buddy of mine and I were seen at a local restaurant by a coach from our high school. He didn't turn us in, because he was at the restaurant with someone other than his wife. At least, we're pretty sure that's why he kept his mouth shut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at November 12, 2025 12:38 PM (UJMvS) We found 2 of our teachers going at it in a parked car. Most of us didn't want to get too close. I said well if anybody here has those teachers you might want to press your face against the glass. You'll never fail that class. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (snZF9) 154
Plus wankers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:40 PM You want to forget about us, don't you? Posted by: Wakers at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (0sNs1) 155
"Amazing. Hitler similarly felt liberated as the Wehrmacht dissolved. He felt so liberated he decided to YOLO a bullet into his own temple and liberate his cerebral cortex from his brain stem."
More like YODO, am I right? Posted by: cheshirecat at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (TwA+r) 156
Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad ---------- Second look at Tang? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Space food made from vaginal secretions would be.... Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax) 157
Sulu: "Captain, we are approaching NGC 4631 X-8. I've put the throbbing turgid red pulsating object up on the view screen. Requesting permission to head for my bunk."
Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (7imtn) 158
As someone sagely noted, the British Political System provides a robust choice of different politcal parties but you will be guaranteed the same polices no matter who you vote for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (XV/Pl) 159
The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing? Posted by: redridinghood No country does. He's Venezuela's problem. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (WPL6O) 161
May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they are to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And finally, necrophilia is right out.
Posted by: Monty Python at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (i7tnZ) 162
Put a fork in the UK and Ireland. They're done.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (ddZuf) 163
150 Second look at Tang?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (CwwHD) If the astronauts are female, what kind of Tang would that be, now? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (npFr7) Poon Tang. Male version = Wang Tang Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (x0n13) 164
Second look at Lord North?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (77rzZ) 165
In other news, Kneel DeGrassy Tyson has become irrelevant.
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (N72/9) 166
lol. Democrats selectively released emails and then tried to hide that Giuffre, who said under oath Trump didn’t do anything untoward and was always a gentlemen, is the person on the redacted sentence.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (nxfBy) 167
The EU and the UK do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Argentina, so what the hell is Starmer doing?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:39 PM (NpAcC) Laying back, rolling his bean, and dreaming of allah. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (snZF9) 168
And since you have more than 2 parties running, votes get split up and you can still be ruled by the same type of corrupt assholes - just under a different name.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL All for show. The country is ruled by the civil service. The conservatives have whined about it for years; no matter their policy choices, the bureaucrats decide what happens. We have a deep state, they have a machine from hell. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (mlg/3) 169
If there was anything in the Epstein files incriminating Trump, the Obama Administration would have released it in 2016.
_______________________ The Cluster B leftists don't care about logic or facts. They've decided Trump a Nazi pedophile and nothing will change their minds. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (0XD7L) 170
"Somewhere in Greater Britain, a chicken cries out, "Help! I'm being sexually assaulted!"
*** Damn I'm old.... Posted by: Azathoth at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (SMNYn) 171
Escape From UK is a film just waiting to be made.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9) 172
Et tu, Ace. My kids speak/text almost always with acronyms. YOLO? I have to look these things up half the time.
Aside from that, watched the movie WARFARE last night. Top notch. Most people here would really enjoy it I think. Posted by: Lex at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (l5xX+) Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (oiNtH) 174
When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there and saw us and ratted us out. We ended up in the principal's office and he asked "what were you doing in McDonalds?". One of our group blurts out "We had a Big Mac attack". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:36 PM (snZF9) ===== We had a very cool Spanish teacher in HS. I remember once we asked him to write us a pass to 7-Eleven. He said, "I can't write you a pass to 7-Eleven, but I can write you a pass for the bathroom. And bring me back a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper." Posted by: Jordan61 at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (DRSnL) 175
156 Space food made from vaginal secretions would be....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax) Smegma Eggs. Smeggos Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13) Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:44 PM (7imtn) 177
The Falklands were discovered by Detective Columbo,...
------ He wasn't sure initially if there was anything there, but then he asked ONE MORE QUESTION... Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:44 PM (TN0g+) 178
There is no way to unfuck the pooch that GB has fucked. No. Way.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (xvV+O) 179
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. --- It's so very, very stupid. They seriously believe that it's all everyone everywhere is talking about. I like the headline from the Independent (commie rag fucksticks) that Trump "outed" an Epstein victim--that victim that the Dems are on about in the recent emails. That's the headline to invoke anger--"attacking a victim!" But, the "victim" in question is none other than Virginia Giuffre--who was very open and clear that Trump did nothing at all untoward. Gosh, why oh why did the Dems redact her name from the emails? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (HXT0k) 180
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
-------------- Godzilla's a bird? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (CwwHD) 181
How are you going to get through the skyshield?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (ishno) 182
range of skepticism regarding the Trump administration's legal justification for the vessel strikes, which so far have killed at least 76 people.
- I find it interesting the number is that high, and I haven't heard anyone dispute that they were all cartel operatives. Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (vSvIl) 183
Didn't Starmer say some words (after relentless pressure) a few months ago about the need to stop the invasion of third world immigrant replacements? Never heard about it again. Are they still flowing in by the tens of thousands?
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (GUOwU) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (N72/9) 185
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal. Posted by: Anna Puma Blue-Winged or Green-Winged? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (xG4kz) 186
As far as I'm concerned, the drug boats are a species of piracy. Sort 'em out the same way we took care of those Barbary bastards. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (tgvbd) 187
Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (sKqQm) 188
It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
It is kind of breathtaking because it strips away the faux populist idea behind communism and just exposes the dictatorial core. If only there were enough people to realize this. It goes without saying that this fundamentally cannot be allowed. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y) 189
Laying back, rolling his bean, and dreaming of allah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM Allah does not approve of has-beans. Only had-beans. Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (N72/9) 191
It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
They've designed a system in which the average lefty LIV or street level activist don't need to think at all. Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (sKqQm) 192
Arguably England was well further along than Uncle Sam with fast fission, and the potential for power generation and bombs during World War Two. They had a secret program under the name “Tube Alloys”. They hoped to parlay this info, and radar developments with the US.
The US had the industrial capacity and engineering capability to get isotope separation done, however. And the US very quickly stopped sharing information with GB. Why? Because they leaked like a sieve to either communists or nazis. Take your pic. Klaus Fuchs for one notable example, was vetted by British intelligence, this was taken at face value, more or less, and was a great blunder at Los Alamos. I understand completely why Fuchs did what he did, he was hopelessly naive however. Anyhoo, it just sparked a synapse reading the article at the top of the page. Fucking limey poofters Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (qQhFt) 193
Escape From UK is a film just waiting to be made. Posted by: Comrade Flounder ============== Do they have a voter apathy problem? Maybe I'm in an alternative media bubble, but I see almost nothing but disgust with the way things are going over there, and yet their leadership worsens. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (I3KId) 194
Britain and France recognizing a Palestinian state was the last straw for me. Des gens très stupides.
Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (oiNtH) 195
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released.
So far, they're just more paper. By the way, it's "dudgeon". I blame autocucomber. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (npFr7) 196
Tin Cup shotcups are made from real tin apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (ishno) 197
All for show. The country is ruled by the civil service. The conservatives have whined about it for years; no matter their policy choices, the bureaucrats decide what happens. We have a deep state, they have a machine from hell.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (mlg/3) --------- Thousands of Sir Humphrey Applebys, but without the charm. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (CwwHD) 198
Speaking of leaders and sports, the clip of Jolani (al-Shara), the "Syrian" leader, shooting baskets with CINC CENTCOM the other day seemed to show he kinda shot like a girl, or like Obama, same-same.
Not as bad as guys from non-baseball countries, who tend to really throw like girls (non-athletic girls who don't play softball, to be precise and fair), but still. I only use the scare quotes on "Syrian" because that "country", always a confection of the evil imperial Euros, is not exactly a coherent whole. But currently it's showing how obviously advantageous it was for the Assad regime to collapse. Druze are/will end up with de facto autonomy under benevolent quite Israeli power. Israel has/will retain strategic heights. Kurds, as usual, will need to keep on their toes, and more. Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (U/Byj) 199
Peenie-Weenies
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (u+AWT) 200
61 I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PAmwh) ------- Is that the delivery plane, the MD that dropped one engine and one on the other side blew up? If he'd had ten more foot of loft and ten more seconds he would have brought it down level. What a shitty way to die. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (uGpeQ) 201
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM I mean, he could, if he was feeling particularly fabulous. I think the more classic dark green is better, though. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (bFu5X) 202
"He really is the worst Prime Minister in British history, and that's saying something."
Thatcher's ghost can breathe a sigh of relief. Posted by: cheshirecat at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (TwA+r) 203
Did they ever ban longbows?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (ishno) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (N72/9) 205
>>When I was in high school a few of us cut out during lunch and went to McDonalds. A teacher happened to be there
Went to a party one evening, my second grade teacher was there - had a drink with her (legally). Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (NcvvS) 206
They have always filtered astronaut piss for drinking water, with some extra water from hydrogen fuel cells. The astronauts prefer the hydrogen fuel cell water.
And we all eat recycled piss in some form after piss by-products are used to fertilize crops. Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (JEcs7) 207
@195 AOP , I was going to say something because I think "dudgeon" is a cool word, but I figured autocucumber and I didn't want to be a language Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (bfwj/) 208
Err
Not teal, real Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:46 PM (N72/9) - Neil not teal, real? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ddZuf) 209
the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru
That can't be the original name, there's too many vowels. Posted by: pookysgirl, er, "p'kysgrl" at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA) 210
"I feel like I'm the only one following the air crash in Louisville story. It has nothing to do with Trump so no one cares "
I've commented on it. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (7imtn) 211
188 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
It is kind of breathtaking because it strips away the faux populist idea behind communism and just exposes the dictatorial core. If only there were enough people to realize this. It goes without saying that this fundamentally cannot be allowed. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y) It's fanaticism in its pure form, no longer hidden - it's Robespierreism, it's Bolshevism. It's a destructive mania, and the core Left has been orbiting this for a long time, they've finally given in all the way. I hope and pray that they're already weak enough that it won't require an actual civil war to crush them. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (uWKK8) 212
So glad the Welsh party name sparked 'Spaceballs' references. Belief in humanity = restored.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (CwhoI) 213
It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
—- See Kumallah Harris as the “democratic” party presidential candidate. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (xvV+O) 214
So this isn't nothing. The British are denying us intelligence collected at Jamaica, the Bahamas, etc.
++++ If drives a wedge into Five Eyes, then fine. Legitimate intelligence sharing go away will suck for sure, but the "I'll farm out illegal domestic surveillance and targeting to you, and vice-versa" going away is not a tragedy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (yjAVs) 215
Dod they forget to bolt his engine on?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ishno) 216
Who would win if Keir Starmer, Mark Carney and Tim Walz had effeminate pussy offs
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (ZbPL4) 217
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2025 12:48 PM (U/Byj)
Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram." Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ) 218
By the way, it's "dudgeon". I blame autocucomber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon? Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (u+AWT) 219
191 It is an odd thing in the modern lib mind. It seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will merely force you to accept by giving you no option.
***** They've designed a system in which the average lefty LIV or street level activist don't need to think at all. Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you. Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (sKqQm) Four legs good! Two legs Better! Posted by: George O at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (Q+gd/) 220
In other news, Kneel DeGrassy Tyson has become irrelevant.
Popped up in YouTube feed a podcast of his postulating that Godzilla could be teal. He's whatever color Toho wants, although I can understand someone as low-IQ as Tyson not understanding movie magic. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (2ocoG) 221
However the governments of Germany, France, and the UK are all on the verge of collapse, and they'll probably sweep up Denmark and the Netherlands in their wreckage. Spain is a basket case but it's been that way for 2 centuries now, so who cares.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:29 PM (uWKK Little Portugal wonders why you forgot them? I hope we don't have to bail the UK out again. Jacknapes do it to themselves, thinking they are superior to dirty fighting for their culture. We were in the Cotswalds eating lunch shortly after Trump 1 was elected. There were a group of 5 men who must come daily. Heard our American accents (my Southern), noted how tall and good looking we were. Then one asshole started talking trash about Trump. I can't speak for my husband, son and DIL, but I heard him. I ignored him til we left and walked by their table. I met his eyes and he melted under my redneck green lasers and looked away quickly. Twit. It was not like we were there and throwing food or acting rude. We were simply Americans giving their little pub money and enjoying ourselves. This is what the majority think of us. Those who are not wishing they had a Trump of their own. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (MAl//) 222
Five Eyes was a big part of sabotaging Trump's first term, do if heads roll , so be it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (bfwj/) 223
The modern Left cannon fodder are very akin to that Hitler Jungen who said, "he freed us from thinking."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (N72/9) 224
Went to a party one evening, my second grade teacher was there - had a drink with her (legally).
Posted by: Spelling Nazi You were awfully young to be drinking. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (w9Wax) 225
Absolutely Shabana Mahmood will deliver on Labour's insincere promise to stop the Islamic Invasion of Britain.
------------- Vote for Mahmood, Mahmood Shabana (Mahmood Shabana) The hottest bot north of Havana, (here) As for Mahmood, Mahmood Shabana (Mahmood Shabana) Rape gang sharia will next be in season Vote for Mahmood .... go lose your head Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:51 PM (/b2ls) 226
Why do engines detach?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (ishno) 227
>>As far as I'm concerned, the drug boats are a species of piracy. Sort 'em out the same way we took care of those Barbary bastards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (tgvbd) __ I can't think of a more justifiable use of force. Clearly-identifiable bad actors, who know they are bad actors, isolated from innocent population, and zero risk of collateral damage. I say plink away. Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (bNf8H) 228
Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (0sNs1) 229
'Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram."'
No place on earth keeps the same name for long. We should just name everyplace with their lat-longs and be done with it. Less bickering. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (7imtn) 230
Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2025 12:45 PM (sKqQm) ------------- The Propaganda Press organs not talking about Keir Starmer are busy talking about Epstein again today. Apparently, they figured out PDJT sometimes got an email or two from Epstein, and maybe he even read them! Hair on fire! Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (PVITw) 231
These are the islands where the US maintains an absolutely vital base at Diego Garcia.
--Is that absolutely so? How close are they to America? What is the nearest U.S. state? (I'm not quizzing; I can only guess.) Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (jo6FO) 232
What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos For the AWFLS, it's based on cup size. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (77rzZ) 233
Tin Cup shotcups are made from real tin apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:47 PM (ishno) "Tin" used to be a synonym for "cheap". Real tin is practically a precious metal now. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (npFr7) 234
209 the "nationalist" Welsh party, Plaid Cymru
That can't be the original name, there's too many vowels. Posted by: pookysgirl, er, "p'kysgrl" at November 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA) LOL, from Wiki: "Plaid was formed in 1925 under the name Plaid Genedlaethol Cymru ('the national party of Wales') I can understand their appeal now; when the central government is failing and widely hated, a local nationalist party will have great appeal, no matter what their actual politics are. It's significant that Reform is now running second in Wales; both are far above the two traditional parties, Labour and the Tories. The Tories should just disband and quit trying to play spoiler. They're finished. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8) 235
Bold move, Cotton.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (ishno) 236
Bold Choice, Cotten. Let's see how it plays out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8) 237
The Barrel calls
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (N72/9) 238
The Democrats are in high dungeon over 23000 Epstein emails they released. So far, they're just more paper. Dudgeon -- feeling of offense or resentment; anger Although, having the Dims in a dungeon is not a bad idea. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (xG4kz) 239
Dude, Syria goes back to the Old Testament. Sometimes referred to there as "Aram."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ) ---------- Bring back the Principality of Antioch!! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (CwwHD) 240
LOL Boss!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8) 241
Barrel is thataway. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (PVITw) 242
Feed Me.
Posted by: Barrel at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (rO4EG) 243
"Just repeat whatever mantra they taught you."
It happens on both sides. The Dems are better at it, but we're catching up. We've got a story and we're sticking to it. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (7imtn) 244
“seems as though they have decided they no longer need to even try to make their stuff palatable, they will force you to accept”
——- They don’t have a choice. Remember there are only two (2) ways to get somebody to do something. You can try to persuade. Or, you have to force them. Their parlor tricks and “nudging” are increasingly ineffective. “Manufactured Consent” was a thing for a long time. Delphi Techniques for managing the illusion of group consensus. All backed up by a complicit “news media”. That’s all pretty much toast now. Nobody believes them any longer. About anything. Brute force is all they have left in the toolbox. That’s why they are always at Defcon 1 for several years now. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (2BdZb) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (ddZuf) 246
Two legs Better!
Posted by: George O at November 12, 2025 12:50 PM The Word of the Day is Legs. Spread the word. Posted by: 60's Hippie button at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (0sNs1) 247
What are the metrics that distinguish "High" from "Moderate" or "Low" dudgeon?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos For the AWFLS, it's based on cup size. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM I'd have thought wineglass size, myself. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:54 PM (bFu5X) 248
House of Reps just released emails from Epstein to Maxwell saying that Trump spent hours at his house with one of the Christian child victims.
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 12:24 PM "The ‘unnamed victim’ referenced in these emails is the late Virginia Giuffre, who repeatedly said President Trump was not involved in any wrongdoing whatsoever and ‘couldn’t have been friendlier’ to her in their limited interactions," she said. "The fact remains that President Trump kicked Jeffrey Epstein out of his club decades ago for being a creep to his female employees, including Giuffre." Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (0N4FZ) 249
Why do engines detach?
Originally it was because they hoisted them up on a forklift and jamming them into the wing forcefully was not great for structural integrity. Nowadays probably because Becky and Shaniqua were hired for maintenance. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (2ocoG) 250
Are the U.K. police still threatening to arrest Americans who exercise free speech
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (ZbPL4) 251
Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.
Hallelujah. Praise be to God. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr) 252
Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre "Hanging Out In Low Places" Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (soZKq) Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (7imtn) 254
Why do engines detach?
_________________________ Usually as a way of coping with emotional trauma. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (MhhhI) 255
So we're gonna get Epstein trolls all day ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX) 256
Do they have a voter apathy problem? Maybe I'm in an alternative media bubble, but I see almost nothing but disgust with the way things are going over there, and yet their leadership worsens.
-------- The problem is two fold. They have no guns, or knives, and will be arrested for even a walking stick IF they use it to defend themselves (seriously, that's their law). Secondly, they have so little allowed speech that they can barely scratch the surface of the many evils they face without risking arrest. We're ONE election away in this country from facing prosecution for free speech. And after seeing how little resistance we gave Covid policy, I'm not sure our guns, knives, and sticks would be used to fight the squelching of free speech here. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (TN0g+) 257
Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.
Hallelujah. Praise be to God. Posted by: Sponge That's awesome news! Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (soZKq) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (bFu5X) 259
Madonna has gone bra-less to promote her latest album release!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (0sNs1) She will have to take her pants off, too, if we are to see them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG) 262
So we're gonna get Epstein trolls all day ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX) ---------- ASS gonna ass Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (PVITw) 263
>>You were awfully young to be drinking.
Said, 'legally'. This was 15 years after 2nd grade. Mutual friends' party. Posted by: Spelling Nazi at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (NcvvS) 264
The Free Shit Army keeps getting bigger. Someday the free shit will run out.
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (Q+gd/) 265
187 Speaking of Virginia Giuffre...are the Democrats looking into how she was almost assassinated?
Posted by: 18-1 --------- Whose testimony has been discredited in a court of law. Her words didn't reconcile with the receipts. Always keep your receipts. _Saul Esq. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (uGpeQ) 266
Ace had the post about conspiracy theories yesterday.
This is up at GatewayPundit now. "WAYNE ROOT: CHEMTRAILS: We All See It. We All Know It’s Happening. We’re All Concerned. We Want President Trump and RFK Jr. to Address This Crisis. And Then Ban the Chemtrails in Our Skies." With 40 million people scattered through the second largest country in the world, there's got to be easier ways to kill me. After the first 20 cities or so, city populations here drop a lot. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (Sco7b) 267
Iv'e got funbags in low places.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:57 PM (ishno) 268
Are things getting back to normal at airports? I am flying to see my dad this weekend in a crazy fly out Friday fly back Sunday trip. No room for error! 😂
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (aT5K/) 269
251 Dr. Just came and talked to me. Said everything went well and I'll be able to go back in about 45 minutes.
Hallelujah. Praise be to God. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:55 PM (yn1Pr) So glad... My Daughter had a hysterectomy 2 years ago when she was 45... Mrs Sponge won't be lifting heavy things for a while but will be fine in a bit... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (VE6XX) 270
I have never EVER wanted to see Madonna's boobs. Always thought she was hideous-looking.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ) 271
OT: Hamburger Helper sales are up 14.5% this year (through Aug 2025). Is it b/c of it's appearance on The Bear (which made an entire positive episode about the product with its main black chef character) or b/c of low grocery budgets getting stretched? Probably depends on what side of the political aisle you are one...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (tOcjL) 272
175 156 Space food made from vaginal secretions would be....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 12:41 PM (w9Wax) Smegma Eggs. Smeggos Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13) Lawsie. I can't believe I am starting to think like Morons. I was thinking yeast bread. I don't have a clue why they are testing urine stuff on the poor people already stuck in the space station. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:58 PM (MAl//) Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (jo6FO) 274
Why do engines detach?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 12:52 PM (ishno) I'm more surprised they don't detach more often. They just hang there under the wing and are bolted to an area that looks mighty small for such a large engine. Then you factor in thrust strong enough to keep it airborne at 35,000 feet generated by these things bolted to that mighty small area. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (snZF9) 275
No country does. He's Venezuela's problem.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 12:42 PM (xG4kz) ******* I meant Venezuela. I thought I corrected it.... but nope too late... send. Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 12:59 PM (NpAcC) Wednesday Morning Rant![]() Pennies are still legal tender and there are still more than a billion of them in circulation. There is no penny shortage and there probably won't be for quite a while. "Production has ceased" doesn't mean "not available," but some major retailers are moving more or less immediately to do away with the penny. So far, I have seen differences of one to three cents round down, with four-cent remainders rounding up. I have probably seen a net savings of about a quarter in the past couple of weeks on rounding. Credit card transactions still settle to the (virtual) penny and I know that cash transactions are distinct minority of all transactions, but I strongly suspect that all the rounding adds up. If I have put $0.25 in my pocket in fairly short order, that has to scale out in a pretty meaningful way. If retailers are moving this fast on phasing out the penny, manufacturing costs are probably not the only consideration. The costs of handling pennies must be pretty high, too, if a retailer would rather just write it off at the first possible moment they could get away with it. Pennies may be in circulation and legal tender, but all of this rounding is going to drive them out as it spreads. So far, I've only seen this at a couple of major retailers and one fast food restaurant but it's also very clear that they were primed and ready to put the hammer down on pennies and started rolling it out aggressively. I strongly suspect that it will move out from there and I'll know it's more or less finished when the local diner does it. The US Mint stopped producing pennies, but it didn't kill them. It did, however, apparently provide "air cover" for retailers to do it. The penny will be legal tender forever, but will likely be effectively useless within a year or two. I understand it. Pennies are expensive to manufacture (they have cost more than their face value for nearly two decades) and probably an expensive pain in the butt to deal with at scale, with the costs of managing them far outstripping their value on both fronts. Nonetheless, it's the end of something that has always been there. Those little copper-colored pictures of Lincoln will no longer change hands. Most will be gradually scrapped and recycled, with a non-trivial number remaining in collections, junk drawers and vacuum cleaner bags. In day-to-day commerce, the penny will not be missed. It will, however, become a symbol - loud through its absence - of the ravages of inflation and movement of technology. So long, Abe. At least you still have the five.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
MONKEY!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (cuae1) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (yn1Pr) Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (uWKK8) 4
THnk goodness no more boat 'pun'ishment
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (uWSFJ) 5
nooded before claiming first
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (uWSFJ) 6
I've started hoarding pennies. They gotta be worth something sometime.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ) 7
Canada hasn't had pennies for a few years. Stores round up or down if you pay cash.
The saddest thing is if you buy something for $4.78, you can't make the cashier's job easier by giving them $10.03. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (Sco7b) 8
I've started hoarding pennies. They gotta be worth something sometime.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ) Making FMJs Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (snZF9) 9
There's a lot of places that don't take cash. Sports arenas for one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:04 AM (yn1Pr) 10
I won't miss pennies.
They've been effectively worthless for a very long time and only getting more so. It once was so valuable, we have HALF-pennies. We haven't needed that in a long time. That's a consequence of the monetary policy we've pursued in this country. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 11:04 AM (cuae1) 11
3 so now it's gonna be a nickel for you thoughts.
that's inflation for ya. Posted by: Tom Servo Average Joe out there is a dumbass, and his thoughts were overpriced at a penny. Posted by: Frugal Frank at November 12, 2025 11:04 AM (oftw2) 12
There's a lot of places that don't take cash. Sports arenas for one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:04 AM (yn1Pr) Meanwhile, other places give discounts for paying cash. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (cuae1) 13
I have a water cooler bottle full of pennies. Show I cash them in? Or save them for the zinc in the Burning Time?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (jc0TO) 14
Can I put my two cents in?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (HBDp2) 15
so now it's gonna be a nickel for you thoughts.
that's inflation for ya. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM Nickels have $0.06 to .07 of metal, so look for their composition to change. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (0sNs1) 16
I've got about $5 worth of rolled pennies. Should I keep them or take them to the bank?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (2WIwB) 17
Everyone is rounding up to a nickel now.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (ishno) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (tubbA) 19
Gee I wonder if I could gather all those rounding changes inti a bank account! (Old cobol programmers rock!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (uWSFJ) 20
I've started hoarding pennies. They gotta be worth something sometime.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM Pre-1982, yes. Later, mebbe, mebbe not. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (0sNs1) 21
We haven't needed that in a long time. That's a consequence of the monetary policy we've pursued in this country.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2025 11:04 AM (cuae1) "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them down between the millstones of taxation and inflation" -- attributed to Lenin but supposedly not said by him Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (ExV1e) 22
Willowed:
In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh." Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ) That's really more the classic Down East Mainer than anything else. Since Our Town is based on Peterborough NH, the accent would be nasal, but not the laconic "ayuh," IMO. If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (ufSfZ) 23
I don't use pennies for much of anything, but it's still uncomfortable knowing what has always been will no longer be. As a grade school kid, I remember being utterly amazed when I could see an itsy bitsy Lincoln sitting in his chair at the Lincoln Memorial.
So are we all going to Nickel Loafers now? Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (tubbA) 25
Shit! There goes my weekly game of penny-ante.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (g8Ew8) 26
When it comes to coinage, it's how hard-core the metal is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (0sNs1) 27
They're worth hoarding already. Just for the metal content. Except melting them down is a crime. But who would ever know?
Probably worth doing the numbers on total cost to separate out into their constituents. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (1Nv0l) 28
So are we all going to Nickel Loafers now?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (qBdHI) ++++ Will things keep turning up like bad nickles? Will you be offered a nickle for your thoughts? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (yjAVs) 29
Copper bullets make for deeper penetration and larger wound channels, which sound like what we want for the just-around-the-corner war.
I'm all for larger wound channels in my enemies, and will tool up to use pennies to make 30-06 180 grain. Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (zeLd4) 30
There's a lot of places that don't take cash. Sports arenas for one.
Posted by: Sponge It says legal tender right on the bills, sue them in federal court. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (uWSFJ) 31
Around here at food fast food restaurants they ask you if you want to round up to the nearest dollar and donate the difference to some charity (usually for children).
Sometimes I say yes, sometimes no (depending on my whim of the moment) -- but can't help but imagine that it's a scam and the employees split that money at the end of the shift. If I do get superior service -- I will ask if employees are allowed to receive tips (as I always tip pretty good anybody who comes out to the house to do maintenance or installation work); some businesses allow it, others don't. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (idUt2) 32
The penny will be legal tender forever, but will likely be effectively useless within a year or two.
**The two-dollar bill has entered the chat** Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (ufSfZ) 33
Probably worth doing the numbers on total cost to separate out into their constituents."
For a second there, thought you were talking about democrats... Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (tubbA) 34
Didn't someone shoot dimes?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (ishno) 35
I'm all for larger wound channels in my enemies, and will tool up to use pennies to make 30-06 180 grain.
Posted by: M. Gaga Stack them in shotgun shells. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (uWSFJ) 36
There are several cars covered in pennies out there. It looks good. Wonder how much weight it adds.
Posted by: Brasso Bob at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (oftw2) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:10 AM (ufSfZ) 38
It says legal tender right on the bills, sue them in federal court.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (uWSFJ) Not sure you can rent a car with cash either. But yeah, it does say that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:10 AM (yn1Pr) 39
I would like to see widespread circulation of $1, $2, and $5 coins.
The Old World has 2 Euro and 5 Euro coins and I really enjoyed carrying those around and tipping people or buying bottled water etc. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 12, 2025 11:10 AM (GD2xa) 40
19 Gee I wonder if I could gather all those rounding changes inti a bank account! (Old cobol programmers rock!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (uWSFJ) See Office Space for the modern version of this scam. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 12, 2025 11:10 AM (N39Ws) 41
Seems like we could simplify it to a simple decimal system. Eliminate nickels. Make quarters into fifty cent pieces. Much simpler.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 11:10 AM (OwJul) 42
Pennies are still legal tender and there are still more than a billion of them in circulation. There is no penny shortage and there probably won't be for quite a while.
The sun will burn out before the penny does. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:11 AM (soZKq) 43
That's really more the classic Down East Mainer than anything else. Since Our Town is based on Peterborough NH, the accent would be nasal, but not the laconic "ayuh," IMO.
If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM You hear that in Northeastern Vermonters as well. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 11:11 AM (bFu5X) 44
It says legal tender right on the bills, sue them in federal court.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (uWSFJ) ++++ Legal tender for all DEBTS, not legal tender for all TRANSACTIONS. If no debt is incurred, it doesn't apply. Pump your gas and go in to pay? That's a debt. The gas is in your tank and you owe the store for it. Cash *must* be accepted in that scenario. Gas station is prepay-only? No debt is incurred, because nothing changed hands prior to payment. The merchant can accept payment on any terms he wishes. He can demand cash, credit, checks, pickled eggs, whatever and it would be just fine. Things like "cashless venues" (which yeah, I freaking despise) aren't doing anything illegal. You both agreed to the contract terms when you entered (and before any debt could be incurred) and usually there is no debt involved anyway because everything is also rapidly pre-paid. Make your choice, swipe your card, receive your goods. No debt involved. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:11 AM (yjAVs) 45
Future Politico: Why ending the only Coin of Color is racist.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (XvL8K) 46
How much does it cost to print a dollar bill?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (pkeXY) 47
If you want to feel really depressed about currency debasement:
British farthings were 1/4 of an old penny or 5/48 (~1/10) of a new penny. Yet in medieval times they were silver coins. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (1Nv0l) 48
34 Didn't someone shoot dimes?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 11:09 AM (ishno) I've known a few women that probably could've. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (g8Ew8) 49
Sometimes I say yes, sometimes no (depending on my whim of the moment) -- but can't help but imagine that it's a scam and the employees split that money at the end of the shift.
\Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM It's a scam, but not in the way you think. The business takes that money and donates it, using it as a tax write-off for themselves. Another example of the pernicious and perverse influence of Big Penguin. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (0sNs1) 50
> It says legal tender right on the bills, sue them in federal court.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (uWSFJ) It's only legal tender for a *debt*. Turns out that makes a difference. They can refuse to sell you something for cash, but they can't refuse to take cash if you already owe them for something. If it's the type of restaurant where you get the bill at the end of the meal, a debt has been incurred and they have to take cash, regardless of any signage to the contrary (they can't prove you saw it). If it's the type of restaurant where you have to pay before getting the food, yeah, they can refuse to take cash. No food changed hands = no debt. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (IG3/x) Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (1Nv0l) 52
They stopped making pennies out of Copper in 1982, they are just zinc slugs now with a thin copper wash. They streamlined the manufacture, the coinage is no longer minted so much as stamped, that’s why the nickel and quarter too, have that flat chucky cheese token look in recent years. No relief.
The nickel is worth more in scrap than the face value, but it is unlawful to melt them down. Otherwise there would be arbitrage potential. Order $500 worth of nickels at the bank, take them directly to the boys at Allied Recycling and Metals and get $624 for your labor. Rinse, lather, repeat. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (wO3Gh) 53
Around here at food fast food restaurants they ask you if you want to round up to the nearest dollar and donate the difference to some charity (usually for children).
Sometimes I say yes, sometimes no (depending on my whim of the moment) -- but can't help but imagine that it's a scam and the employees split that money at the end of the shift. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM (idUt2) I've never believed that the employees were pocketing the money but I have always believed that the company would take the contribution as a tax write-off and/or advertising fluff piece about how wonderful they are. I give to the charities I choose on my own and don't need the corpos to help me. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (ExV1e) 54
Cool. A very pretty young woman on "The Price is Right" has a chance to win up to $500,000.
I hope she wins. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (tubbA) Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (jbnUc) 57
How much does it cost to print a dollar bill?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (pkeXY) 99 cents. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:13 AM (g8Ew8) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (uWSFJ) 59
So are we all going to Nickel Loafers now?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2025 11:07 AM (qBdHI) ++++ Will things keep turning up like bad nickles? Will you be offered a nickle for your thoughts? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:08 AM We're gonna need a whole shitload of nickels! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (bFu5X) 60
Thx Joe. When will the first business be unmasked for "rounding to the next dollar?"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (bfwj/) 61
Gee I wonder if I could gather all those rounding changes inti a bank account! (Old cobol programmers rock!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (uWSFJ) See Office Space for the modern version of this scam. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Richard Pryor - Superman III Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (soZKq) 62
51 > How much does it cost to print a dollar bill?
Last I checked it cost $0.11 to print 1's, 2's, 5's, 10's, and 20's, but $0.15 to print 50's and 100's due to anti-counterfeiting tech. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (GD2xa) 63
Not sure you can rent a car with cash either.
Probably because they want a credit line available in case of damage, tardy return, or refueling costs. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (ExV1e) 64
Order $500 worth of nickels at the bank, take them directly to the boys at Allied Recycling and Metals and get $624 for your labor. "
That's why many went south of the border... Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:14 AM (tubbA) 65
*looks over at inkjet.... maybe $.02?*
Posted by: man --- Try it. You might be surprised at what comes out. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (1Nv0l) Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (77rzZ) 67
Most will be gradually scrapped and recycled, with a non-trivial number remaining in collections, junk drawers and vacuum cleaner bags.
------------- I frequently find one or more underneath my car seat. And yes, I will bend down to pick up a penny if I see one lying on the ground. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (idUt2) 68
So long, Abe. At least you still have the five.
------------- When I first glanced at the headline, the thought occurred to me that they were doing away with the $five! We're not that far along yet, though. 😁G'day, y'all. I am here, more or less. Posted by: mindful webworker - present and unaccountable at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (391Jd) 69
Coinage colloquialisms can be *almost* the same between places, yet very jarring.
Here, I always knew of it as the "nickle tour." As in, you visit a buddy's new house and he offers you the "nickle tour." In Canada, it's the "25-cent tour." Made me do a double-take the first time I heard it. It's the same expression, just a different unit! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (yjAVs) 70
I saw Thin Copper Wash open for the Beach Boys in Sausalito in '66.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (ufSfZ) 71
Been using pennies for washers since washers cost .03 cents.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (soZKq) 72
> Yet in medieval times they were silver coins.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:12 AM (1Nv0l) I think an English pound was, at one time, an actual pound of silver. A troy pound is 12 troy ounces. At today's spot price, around $636 or 484 pounds. That right there is some inflation for yo ass. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (IG3/x) 73
They say pencil neck geeks are a dime a dozen. I'm looking for the guy whose supplying the dimes.
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (yn1Pr) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (tubbA) 75
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‘ If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories.’ How the hell did he get that wrong? Wasn’t he from there? Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (jbnUc) 76
And yes, I will bend down to pick up a penny if I see one lying on the ground.
Posted by: ShainS Same here. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ) 77
I wouldn't be surprised if -- in my lifetime -- I see all coinage ceased and prices quoted in dollars only.
As long as we don't ever go to a CBDC and ban all cash transactions ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:17 AM (idUt2) Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at November 12, 2025 11:17 AM (w9Wax) 79
Trump is back in the blowhard tweeting stage. We were supposed to be pulling funds for the CA education system in 2017; we were supposed to be treating antifa as terrorists in 2020.
LAW AND ORDER tweets is how elections get lost. Or at least how Democrats scent that Trump ain't gon' do shit if elections get took. Posted by: TACO at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (JY4ap) Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (abIsI) 81
Who is on the nickle and how long before inflation eases him out.
Posted by: javems at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (8I4hW) 82
The seller sets the terms of payment. Not the buyer. Think about it.
“No Checks” is one variant. “We don’t take cash” is another. Or “We only take cash. No EBT” is yet another. A merchant could say we only take Wampum or Tobacco. Taxes are a different matter. They have to take cash. If a debt is denominated in dollars, they have to accept cash. Check the fine print on the back of your property tax bill. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (wO3Gh) 83
Well done.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (P7Iz+) 84
Try it. You might be surprised at what comes out."
Heh. The early days of PC and printer allowed some funny stuff... Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (tubbA) 85
I won't ruin it, but that was nice. I'm happy for her.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:18 AM (soZKq) 87
38 63 Not sure you can rent a car with cash either.
I'm sure you get a lot of suspicious looks for that. Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 11:19 AM (NR6c1) 88
Many years ago, before e-money was a thing, a bank teller in Italy made an account to himself, where he put all the roundings from daily operations. In a short time (maybe a year), he made a fortune. When he was caught, he was fired, but nothing more: he committed no crime, because if he didn't, then the Bank would have taken that money..
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at November 12, 2025 11:19 AM (iALDE) 89
And yes, I will bend down to pick up a penny if I see one lying on the ground.
------- I choose to frame it as an sign of good fortune and gladly pick them up. It lifts my mood, at least for a moment or two. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:19 AM (TN0g+) 90
As one who works in retail, I can say part of the reason places are pushing so hard is because the banks are rationing the amount of pennies you can order to supply your registers. We don't get nearly enough in through cash transactions to maintain a supply without having to order from the banks, and it'll become a problem sooner than later.
Posted by: tdpole at November 12, 2025 11:20 AM (n/BPL) 91
When he was caught, he was fired, but nothing more: he committed no crime, because if he didn't, then the Bank would have taken that money..
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at November 12, 2025 11:19 AM (iALDE) Wouldn't that have been embezzlement? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:20 AM (ExV1e) 92
In Canada, it's the "25-cent tour." Made me do a double-take the first time I heard it. It's the same expression, just a different unit!
______________ Should be the loony tour in Canada. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 11:20 AM (z3B3S) 93
The only reason I prefer plastic over coinage?
I can track where every dime is spent without wondering where that $12.87 in cash went last Wednesday. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (soZKq) 94
I've got like 4 or 5 Sacajawea dollar coins. Are they still making those? Wonder if they're worth anything.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (77rzZ) 95
I've started hoarding pennies. They gotta be worth something sometime.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ) Making FMJs Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (snZF9) Current pennies are now, and have been for a few years, copper-plated zinc. The melt value of the copper has long exceeded the face value of the penny. same as the reason for demise of silver coins. You can look up on line when the metal content changed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (npFr7) 96
It once was so valuable, we had HALF-pennies.
——- They never minted any, but the “Mill” was once widely used in accounting. 1/1000th of a dollar. A big outfit like GM watched how much they spent on parts. If they can save 200 Mills on a part, that adds up. That’s the etymology of “Millage rate” too. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (1meqy) 97
banks are rationing the amount of pennies you can order to supply your registers.
__________________ (Eyes coin jar) Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (z3B3S) 98
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‘ Cool. A very pretty young woman on "The Price is Right" has a chance to win up to $500,000. I hope she wins.’ I hope she’s grateful! Posted by: Drew Carey at November 12, 2025 11:22 AM (jbnUc) 99
>>The paper itself is pretty expensive, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:15 AM (77rzZ) __ I think the material is cotton. At least that's what the movie "Inside Man" told me, which, by the way., is a fun movie. Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 11:22 AM (bNf8H) 100
93 The only reason I prefer plastic over coinage?
I can track where every dime is spent without wondering where that $12.87 in cash went last Wednesday. Posted by: rickb223 We earn CC bucks too. Pay it off every month and we're definitely ahead of the game. BONUS: They will handle billing disputes for us. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (abIsI) 101
Pennies From Heaven was a 1936 movie starring Bing Crosby. Co-starred Bing's friend Louis Armstrong.
Posted by: Johnson and Burke at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (oftw2) 102
Stationed in England in the late 80’s the BX always rounded up/down. Not many pennies around.
Posted by: MH-53J at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (0J3cW) 103
Many years ago, before e-money was a thing, a bank teller in Italy made an account to himself, where he put all the roundings from daily operations. In a short time (maybe a year), he made a fortune. When he was caught, he was fired, but nothing more: he committed no crime, because if he didn't, then the Bank would have taken that money.. Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia "Office Space" has entered the chat Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (xG4kz) 104
The only reason I prefer plastic over coinage?
I can track where every dime is spent without wondering where that $12.87 in cash went last Wednesday. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (soZKq) I pay off my card every month. I get a small amount of money back for purchasing things which I would have purchased anyway. I can replace a stolen credit card with a bit of hassle but I cannot replace stolen cash. I use a card for everything but, if given a choice, I won't use a card-only register at checkout because I don't want to encourage them to go cashless. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (ExV1e) 105
Check the fine print on the back of your property tax bill.
Posted by: Common Tater ---- **Checks the fine print on the back of his property tax bill** "Only checks or money orders made payable to the Township of XXXX" will be accepted." Oh well. Paying in pennies appears not to be an option. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:24 AM (1Nv0l) 106
Not sure you can rent a car with cash either.
They want a credit card. Not even a debit card. A credit card. Told the asshole," no big deal. There's $3 left before I hit my limit, but here's the f'n card". (Not true, but he didn't have to know that) Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:24 AM (soZKq) 107
Didn't someone shoot dimes?
—— Was popular to shoot a big stack of (silver) dimes out of shotguns during previous wars. Too expensive now! Silver is pretty heavy. The cupro-nickel sammich coins probably lose something in the translation. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:25 AM (1meqy) 108
Nickels have $0.06 to .07 of metal, so look for their composition to change.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 11:05 AM (0sNs1) 1. Pretty doggone hard to melt nickel. 2. Not much of a scrap market for nickel or cupronickel alloy. You'd probably have to melt a metric fuckton of it, and negotiate a sale to an overseas buyer, all to make 10 to 20 percent? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 11:25 AM (npFr7) 109
I think the material is cotton. At least that's what the movie "Inside Man" told me, which, by the way., is a fun movie.
Posted by: Frasier Crane Your nic is very appropriate. The company that makes the paper the bills are printed on is Crane & Co. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:25 AM (77rzZ) 110
‘ If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories.’
How the hell did he get that wrong? Wasn’t he from there? Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (jbnUc) HPL was from Providence, RI and spent almost all of his life there. I don't believe there are any recordings of his voice, but I do know that if you read {i]The Dunwich Horror, you read lines like "I guess they're gittin' ready to ketch my soul. They know it's a-goin' aout, an' dunt' calc'late to miss it," which to me reads a great deal more like Gabby Hayes than Bert & I. As an aside, HPL was friends with Vrest Orton (founder of the Vermont Country Store) and did take trips to Weston, so perhaps he was giving his characters his interpretation of a Vermont accent. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM (ufSfZ) 111
I'm so old I remember when a penny bought a baseball card with a stick of gum.
Posted by: pikkumatti at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM (FY8nG) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM (y9nCu) 113
Been using pennies for washers since washers cost .03 cents.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:16 AM (soZKq) -------------- Heh. After turning 21, I worked one summer as a "Slot Floorman" in a Vegas casino (back in '82). The Mexican peso was significantly devalued against the US dollar beginning in February of that year; it turns out the Mexican Peso coin was about the same size as the US quarter. Suddenly we found thousands of quarter slot machine hoppers plugged with Mexican pesos ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM (j3AS4) 114
Pennies From Heaven was a 1936 movie starring Bing Crosby. Co-starred Bing's friend Louis Armstrong.
Posted by: Johnson and Burke Didn't Steve Martin make a movie with that title that bombed? Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 11:27 AM (77rzZ) 115
We earn CC bucks too. Pay it off every month and we're definitely ahead of the game. BONUS: They will handle billing disputes for us.
Posted by: Maj. Healey I'm dumping the Sears Mastercard because they wouldn't. F them. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:27 AM (soZKq) 116
When I was stationed in Germany, the PXs and commissaries rounded to the nickel. Saw very few pennies. You kind of just get used to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 12, 2025 11:27 AM (PSEDc) 117
*meant to say found dozens of quarter slot machines plugged with thousands of Mexican pesos ... need coffee!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:28 AM (j3AS4) Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:28 AM (abIsI) 119
The saddest thing is if you buy something for $4.78, you can't make the cashier's job easier by giving them $10.03.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (Sco7b) ++++ It doesn't make her job easier anymore. If anything, it makes it harder. I've seen it numerous times. They are unaccustomed to getting cash in the first place and the register just spits out the total and they often automatically key in some round number, then have to go fix it. At best, this often takes more time. At worst, it causes a psychological event for the cashier and getting wrong change. I once had a girl at a Wendy's give me wrong change five times in a row. I corrected her each time and told her what the change was supposed to be. It just didn't matter. She was far, far too stupid to handle the register and I eventually gave up when she finally shorted me by a few cents - her smallest error in her own favor of all attempts to that point. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:28 AM (yjAVs) 120
Since I went pantsless, I've gone cashless.
Posted by: No Pocket Pool, Either! at November 12, 2025 11:29 AM (oftw2) 121
I'm so old I remember when a penny bought a baseball card with a stick of gum.
----- And you never thought that Honus Wagner card your mom threw away would one day be worth so much. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:29 AM (TN0g+) 122
Suddenly we found thousands of quarter slot machine hoppers plugged with Mexican pesos ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM The knockouts in electrical junction boxes were close to quarter size. You could find an arcade game that would take them on occasion. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:29 AM (yn1Pr) 123
Pennies From Heaven was a 1936 movie starring Bing Crosby. Co-starred Bing's friend Louis Armstrong.
Posted by: Johnson and Burke at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (oftw2) Also a 1981 movie with Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters. And a 1978 BBC musical drama. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (ufSfZ) 124
I wonder how many people are like me and have been throwing my pocket change into a jar for 20+ years. Last time I cashed it out I got about $200.00 and it's way fuller than the last time.
I'm going to hold out until the price of a penny is around $1.08 per hundred. Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (phGCW) 125
I'm so old I remember when a penny bought a baseball card with a stick of gum.
Posted by: pikkumatti at November 12, 2025 11:26 AM (FY8nG) -------------- I remember candy bars at the local 7-Eleven costing either a nickel -- or a dime for the bigger, more popular ones. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (j3AS4) 126
They never minted any, but the “Mill” was once widely used in accounting. 1/1000th of a dollar. A big outfit like GM watched how much they spent on parts. If they can save 200 Mills on a part, that adds up. That’s the etymology of “Millage rate” too. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:21 AM (1meqy) Still use millage when calculating taxes around here. Posted by: javems at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (8I4hW) 127
We had a Mastercard CC that cancelled our account because we didn't use it frequently enough. No warning, just cancelled. F*ckers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (abIsI) 128
Only checks or money orders made payable to the Township of XXXX" will be accepted."
Oh well. Paying in pennies appears not to be an option. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:24 AM (1Nv0l) *********** We accepts goats. Posted by: Taliban Tax Agency at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (Y9Q55) 129
My mother gave me a nickle to buy a pickle I didn't by a pickle, I bought some chewing gum Chorus: Num, num, num, num, num, num, chewing gum Num, num, num, chewing gum Num, num, num, num, num, num, chewing gum Num, num, num, chewing gum Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM (tubbA) 131
We had a Mastercard CC that cancelled our account because we didn't use it frequently enough. No warning, just cancelled. F*ckers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM They need to save the precious bits in their filesystem. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 11:31 AM (jc0TO) 132
When I got a bill from the OK Turnpike Authority for the tolls I accumulated traveling to Texas, I was sorely tempted to send them 42 rolls of pennies.
Posted by: Perfessor Sqiurrel at November 12, 2025 11:31 AM (5Lgbj) 133
It doesn't make her job easier anymore. If anything, it makes it harder. I've seen it numerous times.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) --- Same here. I stopped doing it after the last time when I had to tell the cashier how much change she had to give me. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (1Nv0l) 134
I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future.
Easier to subjugate the population that way. Which is THE mission of our betters. And the government. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (NwnyJ) 135
Morning.
When I'm home, I shop at HEB. When you go to pay they always ask if you want to donate an amount to charity and I just hit the "round up" option. It's handy. Makes balancing my "checkbook" easier. And yes, I have a little notebook I use to balance my account. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (3Bc1O) 136
You could find an arcade game that would take them on occasion."
Still worked when youngn went to chucky cheese... So I'm told Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (tubbA) 137
I'm so old I remember when a penny bought a baseball card with a stick of gum.
Posted by: pikkumatti And the oils from the gum ruined rookie cards. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (soZKq) 138
More places are adding a 3% service charge for CC use.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2025 11:33 AM (zzXla) 139
I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future.
Easier to subjugate the population that way. Which is THE mission of our betters. And the government. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (NwnyJ) It'll be easy since most people under the age of, probably, 50 never touch cash anymore. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:33 AM (ExV1e) 140
I wonder how many people are like me and have been throwing my pocket change into a jar for 20+ years. Last time I cashed it out I got about $200.00 and it's way fuller than the last time.
I have a "piggy bank" in the shape of a black bear that I put my change into. When the bear is almost too heavy to pick up, I empty it and use the money for a nice streak dinner. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:33 AM (ufSfZ) 141
Pennies From Heaven was a 1936 movie starring Bing Crosby. Co-starred Bing's friend Louis Armstrong.
Posted by: Johnson and Burke at November 12, 2025 11:23 AM (oftw2) Also a 1981 movie with Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters. -------- Peak Bernadette Peters was a smokeshow. Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:34 AM (TN0g+) Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:34 AM (abIsI) 143
More places are adding a 3% service charge for CC use. Posted by: Ben Had Some have already been doing that for a decade. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 11:34 AM (xG4kz) 144
They need to save the precious bits in their filesystem.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 11:31 AM (jc0TO) ++++ It's risk management. An idle credit card is still an active liability on their books and if you're not using it, you don't need it. The odds are good that if you *do* suddenly use it, it's likely that you're in some sort of high-risk position. Suddenly tapping disused credit is a sign that you're out of money and falling back to emergency positions. There is nothing a creditor hates more than his risk assessment suddenly changing. So they cancel it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:34 AM (yjAVs) 145
That said, I had to pay for my marriage license in cash. Exact change only. Since I didn't have the exact change I tried to round it up and was informed that they could not accept the extra.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:34 AM (1Nv0l) 146
Didn't Steve Martin make a movie with that title that bombed?
Posted by: Bulg Yes, in 1983, or so. Think of it. 1983 is further from now than 1936 was from 1983. Posted by: Slipping Into The Future at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (oftw2) 147
I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future. Easier to subjugate the population that way. Which is THE mission of our betters. And the government. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (NwnyJ) Cashless economy fails Joe Huffman's Jews In The Attic Test. https://joehuffman.org/Freedom/JewsInTheAttic.htm Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (y9nCu) 148
We had a Mastercard CC that cancelled our account because we didn't use it frequently enough. No warning, just cancelled. F*ckers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey And I'm dumping American Express. When I went to bury my wife, they declined the charge from the funeral home. Double fuck them. I've paid everything off. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (soZKq) 149
If coinage goes away, how will people be able to sit at the slots and pump in quarters? Or is that even done anymore?
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (GUOwU) 150
>>I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future.
It's already happening in the EU. Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (viF8m) 151
146 Didn't Steve Martin make a movie with that title that bombed?
Posted by: Bulg If memory serves, it was only his second role and it was a very depressing movie. Audiences didn't want that from him. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2025 11:36 AM (WPL6O) Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2025 11:36 AM (i+bC1) 153
116 When I was stationed in Germany, the PXs and commissaries rounded to the nickel. Saw very few pennies. You kind of just get used to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 12, 2025 11:27 AM (PSEDc) And $2 bills were more common than $1 bills. I sent my brother a hundred dollar stack of 2's that were sequential serial numbers for his graduation. Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:36 AM (phGCW) 154
Update saya my loved one is doing well and the surgery is progressing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:37 AM (yn1Pr) 155
Yes, in 1983, or so. Think of it. 1983 is further from now than 1936 was from 1983.
Posted by: Slipping Into The Future at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (oftw2) '36 to '83 is 47 years. '83 to now is 42. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (3Bc1O) 156
I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future.
Easier to subjugate the population that way. Which is THE mission of our betters. And the government. Posted by: Martini Farmer ---- It is, but it is also rayciss: cash is often the only option for "unbanked" people of color. I will shamelessly exploit wokeism to keep cash alive. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (1Nv0l) 157
If coinage goes away, how will people be able to sit at the slots and pump in quarters? Or is that even done anymore?
Posted by: Ripley Bills. And when you cash out, it's prints a ticket. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (soZKq) 158
Toyota will produce hybrid only vehicles starting next year.
LOL Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (abIsI) 159
And $2 bills were more common than $1 bills. I sent my brother a hundred dollar stack of 2's that were sequential serial numbers for his graduation.
Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:36 AM (phGCW) O yeah. I had totally forgotten about that. Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (PSEDc) 160
I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future.
Easier to subjugate the population that way. Which is THE mission of our betters. And the government. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 11:32 AM (NwnyJ) ++++ They'd doubtless like to do so, but there are two things working against it: 1. People freaking hate it, even when they use plastic for most or all transactions. Someplace in Scandinavia tried it a few years ago and even their cowed and compliant populace blew up over it 2. Cash has no value if it cannot repatriate at some point, so it is very hard to use overseas for perfidious purposes if it can't come home to spend. So much nasty business is financed with pallets of hundred dollar bills that this alone helps prevent it. Most transactions are already traced and logged courtesy of credit cards, checks and retail club memberships and going after the rest is well into diminishing returns territory, especially given the damage it would to financing nasty stuff abroad with US cash money. It isn't impossible they'll try to go entirely cashless and they certainly really want to do so, but it is not a huge concern of mine. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:38 AM (yjAVs) Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (soZKq) 162
If coinage goes away, how will people be able to sit at the slots and pump in quarters? Or is that even done anymore?
-------- The last time I was in Vegas they had completely done away with coin slots (both on the Strip and downtown). There are no coin slots in Oklahoma either. I suppose there may be smaller venues that still use coins? Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (TN0g+) 163
"I predict cash will be entirely phased out at some point in the not-too-distant future."
Oddly, I often find myself asking if the vendor accepts cash, like at a large BBQ festival I went to last weekend. Many did not. Complete reversal from 20 years ago. Add cash to things kids will soon have no idea how to use. Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (GUOwU) 164
I collect the pre-1982 pennies for the copper.
Just a stupid hobby, but it fits my frugal personality. Posted by: no one at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (W7XSX) 165
149 If coinage goes away, how will people be able to sit at the slots and pump in quarters? Or is that even done anymore?
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 11:35 AM (GUOwU) No, it's not. Long gone are the days of ringing coin hoppers. They are all bills now or as I like to call them Slit Machines. Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (phGCW) Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (soZKq) 167
We had a Mastercard CC that cancelled our account because we didn't use it frequently enough. No warning, just cancelled. F*ckers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:30 AM ~~~~~ I lost three cards that way during the financial crisis '08. Same stupid reason. Took me years to develop all that credit then--*poof* gone!--for no good reason. Posted by: IrishEi at November 12, 2025 11:40 AM (3ImbR) 168
When I went to bury my wife, they declined the charge from the funeral home. Double fuck them. I've paid everything off.
Posted by: rickb223 --- I was going to say they probably flagged it as fraud due to the unusual transaction, but then who steals a credit card and goes on a spending spree at funeral homes? Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:40 AM (1Nv0l) 169
Slit Machines.
Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (phGCW) *Bites tongue* *Bleeds to death* Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (3Bc1O) 170
What will today's young scamps use to idle away their time if there no longer are quarters to pitch at street corners and alleyways? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (xG4kz) 171
"Only checks or money orders made payable to the Township of XXXX" will be accepted."
——- It hasn’t ever been tested in court, but it is a novel legal concept. Some lawyers hold that if they refuse the cash payment, the debt is Extinguished. Try that. Paying in pennies is a Dick move. The courts have generally held that coinage is Legal Tender, but only up to $25, or, they must be rolled. Dumping a garbage can worth of pennies on the counter isn’t appreciated. And they will seek their revenge. Taxing authorities MUST take cash. That’s what LEGAL TENDER is all about. There would be zero demand for pieces of paper with dead guys on it, they are forcing you to take it, the motherfuckers have to take it back in kind. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (p9bn0) 172
I collect the pre-1982 pennies for the copper.
Just a stupid hobby, but it fits my frugal personality. Posted by: no one --- You're simply following the path of least resistance. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (1Nv0l) 173
166 And $2 bills were more common than $1 bills.
Men's clubs. Posted by: rickb223 I heard a comedian once say "In the dim lights of a strip club, a two dollar bill looks like a twenty and you really get your money's worth." Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (NR6c1) 174
Update saya my loved one is doing well and the surgery is progressing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:37 AM (yn1Pr) That's wonderful, Sponge! And work is done for the day. See you all later. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:41 AM (ufSfZ) 175
I was going to say they probably flagged it as fraud due to the unusual transaction, but then who steals a credit card and goes on a spending spree at funeral homes?
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators Exactly. And without calling to confirm. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:42 AM (soZKq) 176
'36 to '83 is 47 years. '83 to now is 42.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus Dear Robert, I posted that bit of misinformation just so I could yell at someone-NO MATH ON THE BLOG! Posted by: Slipping Into The Future! at November 12, 2025 11:42 AM (oftw2) 177
Taxing authorities MUST take cash. That’s what LEGAL TENDER is all about. There would be zero demand for pieces of paper with dead guys on it, they are forcing you to take it, the motherfuckers have to take it back in kind.
Posted by: Common Tater ---- I wonder if this is only true for the Feds. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:42 AM (1Nv0l) 178
Cashless economies create black markets and bartering systems -- often via substitute "instruments" of exchange.
"Food Stamps FTW, yo!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:42 AM (BZKvP) 179
The 1982 is a weird duck. Some are copper. Some are not. You need a decent scale to know. Zinc are 2.5 grams. Copper are slightly over 3 grams. Small date, large date.
Posted by: no one at November 12, 2025 11:42 AM (W7XSX) 180
"What will today's young scamps use to idle away their time if there no longer are quarters to pitch at street corners and alleyways?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:" There will be a game on their cell phone for that. Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (GUOwU) 181
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) 182
OT, but former football star Antonio Brown was charged with attempted murder for a shooting "in Miami's Little Haiti neighborhood."
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing Little Haiti is every bit the shithole that the original Haiti is. If you're there, isn't it assumed you're up to something nefarious? Posted by: Wally at November 12, 2025 11:44 AM (qeNaE) 183
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‘https://joehuffman.org/Freedom/JewsInTheAttic’ Interesting read. I’ve been doing this in my head subconsciously. For instance, the main reason I’m against ‘free’ healthcare isn’t because I think the government would fuck it up (although they would). It’s because I don’t want my healthcare to be in the hands of democrats. Posted by: Drew Carey at November 12, 2025 11:44 AM (jbnUc) 184
Trump killed pennies.
I like them Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 11:44 AM (J2DSD) 185
Friend of mine is traveling in Ireland. Let me copy paste her story:
My credit card company has declined every transaction in the past three weeks ago, suspecting fraud. I called to put a travel alert on the account when I reserved a hotel. They then declined a small transaction at home, so I rang about that. While on the phone, I confirmed the travel alert. Nope, no alert on here, you need to call the other number. So I spent over an hour going back and forth on Monday. Okay, you’re all set. But the card was declined at the hotel, and I got a fraud call an hour later and spent 20 minutes in an international call with a non-US rep who didn’t understand that 11/11 was a federal holiday and she wasn’t going to get through to anyone at my credit union but insisted on trying anyway. I’m going to cut up the card at the CU in front of everyone when I get home. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 11:44 AM (s/QWj) 186
Posted by: Slipping Into The Future
Two demerits, one for the math being wrong, the other for introducing math in the first place. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 12, 2025 11:45 AM (OUMaO) 187
Target Stores New policy:
Target introduces the 10-4 policy to enhance customer service during holiday shopping. -Staff must greet customers within 10 feet and engage personally within 4 feet. The program delivers on the name, requiring employees who are within 10 feet of customers to either smile, make eye contact, wave and “use friendly, approachable, and welcoming body language,” per USA Today. ----- Nothing says welcome to Target like a false smile and a hand gesture. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:45 AM (abIsI) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 12, 2025 11:45 AM (yn1Pr) 189
I was going to say they probably flagged it as fraud due to the unusual transaction, but then who steals a credit card and goes on a spending spree at funeral homes?
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators The dems, trying to get voters. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:45 AM (snZF9) 190
The dems, trying to get voters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:45 AM (snZF9) ++++ *snort* Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:46 AM (yjAVs) 191
I would like to see widespread circulation of $1, $2, and $5 coins.
The Old World has 2 Euro and 5 Euro coins and I really enjoyed carrying those around and tipping people or buying bottled water etc. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis The biggest problem with getting $1 coins into circulation is that the organization which promotes the use and circulation of $1 coins does so by encouraging people to petition their elected officials to make people use them instead of just... buying bags of $1 coins and using them to pay for things. Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 11:47 AM (a+4eV) 192
No, it's not. Long gone are the days of ringing coin hoppers. They are all bills now or as I like to call them Slit Machines.
Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:39 AM (phGCW) Used to be, when I passed through Nevada, I might stop at a casino for the cheap buffet, and drop a pocketful of coins into the slots. Now they demand I get a "players club" card from the cashier, and the slots run on that. No more happy jangle of coins spewing out into a cast aluminum bucket. Well, fuck 'em. If I have make a determined effort to gamble, even for a trivial amount, it ain't happening. If I can transit Nevada without even stopping, fine by me. Last trip through, I got a drink and a sammich at Railroad Pass, and from there it was basically non-stop to Ogden. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 11:47 AM (npFr7) 193
If you're there, isn't it assumed you're up to something nefarious?
Going to a place called "Little Haiti" is grounds for the cops profiling you. Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 11:47 AM (NR6c1) 194
I also like cash because it's resistant to bank closures, power failures and network interruptions. Some places (and most if not all major stores) simply can't function at all if the network is down, cash be damned, but many stores *can* still do business even during a network or power outage - but only if you have cash.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:48 AM (yjAVs) 195
It is, but it is also rayciss: cash is often the only option for "unbanked" people of color. I will shamelessly exploit wokeism to keep cash alive.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators Yeah, how can I impress the ladies at the shot house if I don't pull out my roll of bills? (Twenty on the outside, big mess of ones on the inside). Posted by: Pee Wee Jones at November 12, 2025 11:48 AM (oftw2) 196
I would like to see widespread circulation of $1, $2, and $5 coins.
The Old World has 2 Euro and 5 Euro coins and I really enjoyed carrying those around and tipping people or buying bottled water etc. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis No coins! They fill up my pockets and it looks like I've grown another nutsack. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:48 AM (abIsI) 197
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:28 AM (yjAVs)
I was kind of joking but if I do that, I'll half jokingly tell them I'm giving them this amount so I get this amount back. I'm not a complete bastard. You are right though. Unexpected math freaks people out. I usually use the credit card for points anyways. But if I have the exact coinage - loonies, toonies and other coinage, I'll pay that way. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:49 AM (Sco7b) 198
Meanwhile, from the prestigious AAAS, via ScienceAdviser, I have just been informed:
"Continents are like bananas" Cripes. Cripes cubed. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 11:49 AM (7imtn) 199
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs)
Good grief. What an awful picture It look like the head was stuck on another body. I'm sure, though she gets enough money without picking up pennies from the floor. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 11:49 AM (IeCgc) 200
Staff must greet customers within 10 feet and engage personally within 4 feet.
The program delivers on the name, requiring employees who are within 10 feet of customers to either smile, make eye contact, wave and “use friendly, approachable, and welcoming body language,” per USA Today. ---- I'll be taking a 10ft pole to target in future. To keep the employees at a non-interacting distance. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:50 AM (1Nv0l) 201
I’m going to cut up the card at the CU in front of everyone when I get home.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo I hate giving evil Amazon my business, but AmEx declining the charge at the funeral home and Sears not going to bat for me on a dispute is enough for me to dump them both. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:50 AM (soZKq) 202
I'll be taking a 10ft pole to target in future. To keep the employees at a non-interacting distance.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 11:50 AM (1Nv0l) +++++ You could get one of those home-made "social distancing" rings some particularly insane people carried around during COVID... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:50 AM (yjAVs) 203
I wonder if this is only true for the Feds.
——- It’s true for debts that are denominated in dollars. State, Local, Individuals. If you owe someone money, they can’t refuse cash. That’s what “Legal Tender For All Debts Public and Private” means. Think about it. They don’t have to like it, I get that. It’s a hassle, potential for robbery or pilferage. But that’s their problem. “Nice boat you got there. You should give us $65 every year, just because” and the fuckers won’t take cash? Eat me. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (2Fnww) 204
Off sock.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (jbnUc) 205
No coins! They fill up my pockets and it looks like I've grown another nutsack.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:48 AM (abIsI) "Let me lay it on the line He's got two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles So divine!" Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (FTeCA) 206
154 Update saya my loved one is doing well and the surgery is progressing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:37 AM (yn1Pr) If you don't mind my asking, what was she having surgery for? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (SRRAx) 207
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 11:47 AM (npFr7)
If you ever cross through Carson City hit me up. Dinners on me. Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (phGCW) 208
I would like to see widespread circulation of $1, $2, and $5 coins.
The Old World has 2 Euro and 5 Euro coins and I really enjoyed carrying those around and tipping people or buying bottled water etc. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis Hard to put a toonie in a stripper's g string. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (soZKq) 209
If you swallow a penny whole, you will clear out any worms living in your GI tract.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Ass Man at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (UNIEM) 210
Her story continues:
The problem is my CU merged on 11/3. The old CU had a direct phone line to helpful people, the new CU has a convenient app. So my debit cards are fine. But my CC was issued by the old CC and managed by a third party. The old local phone number now takes me to the new CU phone system, but they don't oversee the old card and don't recognize it in their system. The number on the back of the card goes to a phone tree with seven options, none of which includes 'travel alert' or 'speak to rep.' When I finally got hold of someone Monday by pressing for 'fraud' she said I need to call a different number. Three guesses what number - the old CU's number that now goes to a the new CU system that doesn't recognize my old CU card. Lather, rinse, repeat. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (xuejv) 211
The Old World has 2 Euro and 5 Euro coins and I really enjoyed carrying those around and tipping people or buying bottled water etc.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis _________ Do you flip the tip to them with your thumb, like back in the day? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (XvL8K) 212
"Staff must greet customers within 10 feet and engage personally within 4 feet.
The program delivers on the name, requiring employees who are within 10 feet of customers to either smile, make eye contact, wave and “use friendly, approachable, and welcoming body language,” " I'd be happy if the bigbox store personnel would take some time out from their personal conversations among themselves, to attend to customers patiently waiting. It's happening everywhere now. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (7imtn) 213
Great news Sponge. Good luck and God bless
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (bfwj/) 214
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) 1000 years...1000 frigging years Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (snZF9) 215
They can't eliminate the nickel without eliminating either the dime or the quarter.
Nice to know I'm not the only dinosaur who tends to spend the change in his pocket. Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 12, 2025 11:52 AM (2Insx) 216
I think we sometimes take ourselves too seriously--if a retail store wants its "greeters" to...you know...actually *greet* people when they walk in, I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (TN0g+) 217
"Continents are like bananas"
Cripes. Cripes cubed. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2025 11:49 AM (7imtn) ---------------- Fascinating! Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (2UnvF) 218
I saw Unexpected Math open for Nickelback. It wasn't worth a dime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (CwwHD) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (xcxpd) 220
Walking into a Buc-ees, multiple people will shout "welcome to Buc-ees!"
Target is way late to the party. Invading my personal space isn't goi.g to overcome the whole 'men in the ladies room' thing. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (yn1Pr) Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2025 11:54 AM (bss/y) 222
I think we sometimes take ourselves too seriously--if a retail store wants its "greeters" to...you know...actually *greet* people when they walk in, I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (TN0g+) ++++ #meToo And requiring staff to acknowledge customers is a good thing in my book. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:54 AM (yjAVs) 223
>>This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) __ You could bounce a penny off that ... Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 12, 2025 11:54 AM (bNf8H) 224
If you don't mind my asking, what was she having surgery for?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (SRRAx) Hysterectomy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:54 AM (yn1Pr) 225
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Fake tits. Fake lips. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (g8Ew8) 226
I collect the pre-1982 pennies for the copper.
Just a stupid hobby, but it fits my frugal personality. Posted by: no one ----------------- Also worked one summer in a Vegas casino "coin wrapping room" -- a pretty good workout dumping buckets of gathered slot machine coins onto a conveyor belt to be wrapped -- after which we'd load canisters filled with the wrapped coins to be sent to the cashier cage. My partner had been doing it for years -- and when processing the dimes or quarters or half dollars or silver dollars, would sift through piles with one hand lifting and then dropping those onto the stacks. If he heard the right sound -- SILVER! -- he'd stop the conveyor belt (machine was noisy as hell, we should have been wearing earplugs) and isolate and pick out the coin, put it in one pocket, and substitute with a non-silver coin of his own from the other pocket -- so he technically wasn't stealing for the casino (and they had cameras in there). Dude collected A LOT of silver ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (T+a5s) 227
If you ever cross through Carson City hit me up. Dinners on me.
Posted by: Reforger at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (phGCW) I would really like to meet you. Coming from Alberta to AZ via I-15, Carson City is off the track. Would likely have to go West, and then south by way of Highway 97 through WA and OR. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (npFr7) 228
I empty it and use the money for a nice streak dinner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:33 AM Doesn't that get chilly in the winter? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (bFu5X) 229
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix _________ She's Megyn Kelly thin. Needs a sammich. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (XvL8K) 230
Target is way late to the party. Invading my personal space isn't goi.g to overcome the whole 'men in the ladies room' thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (yn1Pr) Don't forget not wanting to hire vets and banning military recruiters. Didn't they do that too, years ago? Posted by: Doesn't Matter at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (JCLJi) 231
Pennies are expensive to manufacture (they have cost more than their face value for nearly two decades)
- This seems to me that it would be beneficial, in that physical money is created to facilitate transactions, not provide government more ability to purchase things (in theory, taxes for that). It also seems like effective deterrence against counterfeiting. Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (vSvIl) 232
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing Little Haiti is every bit the shithole that the original Haiti is. "Everything is on the up and up here! Swearsies!" -- Femto-Haiti "You can fook right off, liar!" -- Atto-Haiti Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge?h hil at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (xG4kz) 233
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Fake tits. Fake lips. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (g8Ew I don't car if there's enough plastic in her tits to build a jap car. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (snZF9) 234
"Continents are like bananas"
Cripes. Cripes cubed. Posted by: gp ... they... get brown and mushy when you leave them out for too long? Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (a+4eV) 235
And for the ladies. Short video of Pete Hegseth exercising with the troops . Sorry, gals, I could not find a picture of Pete Hegseth shirtless.😉
https://tinyurl.com/3vpn3tff Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 11:57 AM (IeCgc) 236
I am seeing more talk about chemtrails. which to me are an obvious crank belief. Why? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2025 11:57 AM (VWtfl) 237
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) ****** That blond wouldn't go away when I tried to return to this thread I'm thinking that she needs to replace goats as legal tender now. Posted by: Taliban Tax Agency at November 12, 2025 11:58 AM (Y9Q55) 238
Target is way late to the party. Invading my personal space isn't goi.g to overcome the whole 'men in the ladies room' thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:53 AM (yn1Pr) Don't forget not wanting to hire vets and banning military recruiters. Didn't they do that too, years ago? Posted by: Doesn't Matter Its like Cracker Barrel now having a greeter handing out chewing tobacco and a cup of shine. Phoney. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:58 AM (abIsI) 239
> "Staff must greet customers within 10 feet and engage personally within 4 feet.
---------- I've noticed this at a number of stores. "Can I help you find something?" is actually, you know, helpful. Especially when the store has rearranged everything for the third time this year. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 11:58 AM (NwnyJ) 240
Late
I rarely pay cash anymore, and when I do, I let the cashier keep the coins when making change. I started this during the Sniffle Scare. Filthy lucre. Posted by: Don Black. at November 12, 2025 11:59 AM (AOsQT) 241
"Continents are like bananas"
Cripes. Cripes cubed. Posted by: gp ...Eating them when they're green makes you mouth itch? Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 11:59 AM (a+4eV) 242
I've noticed a sharp decrease in the use of coins everywhere. Credit cards really changed how people pay, virtual money...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 11:59 AM (xcxpd) 243
That’s what “Legal Tender For All Debts Public and Private” means. Think about it.
Posted by: Common Tater --- I did, and I don't think that means what you think it means. It's "Legal Tender" but that doesn't make it "Required Tender". Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 12:00 PM (1Nv0l) 244
Target Stores New policy:
Target introduces the 10-4 policy to enhance customer service during holiday shopping For a start, how about preventing Posted by: Chuck C at November 12, 2025 12:00 PM (0GLZr) 245
236
I am seeing more talk about chemtrails. which to me are an obvious crank belief. Why? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug a The Flat Earth thing and Alien Invasion not working out? Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 12:00 PM (abIsI) 246
I'm thinking that she needs to replace goats as legal tender now.
Posted by: Taliban Tax Agency at November 12, 2025 11:58 AM (Y9Q55) ---------------- BREAKING: NYC and Dearborn Plan To Make Goats Legal Tender. Developing ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (T+a5s) 247
237 This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Tight and firm Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: no one at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (W7XSX) 249
It sounds like Target is starting to realize that surly personnel are not a good investment.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (NR6c1) 250
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Tight and firm Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (xcxpd) Purpose built. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:01 PM (snZF9) 251
"Continents are like bananas"
Cripes. Cripes cubed. Posted by: gp if you freeze them the outside turns black but the inside is still good to eat? Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2025 12:02 PM (a+4eV) 252
224 If you don't mind my asking, what was she having surgery for?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 11:51 AM (SRRAx) Hysterectomy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:54 AM (yn1Pr) Are they able to do those laparascopically these days? Prayers that everything goes well! 😊♥️🙏 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:02 PM (SRRAx) 253
"Target introduces the 10-4 policy to enhance customer service during holiday shopping.
-Staff must greet customers within 10 feet and engage personally within 4 feet. The program delivers on the name, requiring employees who are within 10 feet of customers to either smile, make eye contact, wave and “use friendly, approachable, and welcoming body language,” per USA Today. " If they start talking to kids and offering them candy it will not work out so well. Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2025 12:02 PM (GUOwU) 254
225 This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Fake tits. Fake lips. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (g8Ew You're probably going to see at least one of those assets with artificial enhancements on nearly every IG thot nowadays. Posted by: Octochicken at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (oCS0o) 255
Are they able to do those laparascopically these days?
Prayers that everything goes well! 😊♥️🙏 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:02 PM (SRRAx) Its a robot, so..... And thank you very much. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (yn1Pr) 256
Oddly, I often find myself asking if the vendor accepts cash, like at a large BBQ festival I went to last weekend. Many did not. Complete reversal from 20 years ago.
Posted by: Ripley Particularly stupid due to bank fees on credit cards Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (uWSFJ) Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (jZDMh) 259
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Fake tits. Fake lips. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM (g8Ew I don't car if there's enough plastic in her tits to build a jap car. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (snZF9) She cone with crumple zones? Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (1AU8Q) 260
Conspiracy Theory: The real reason the penny is no longer being made is because the DMV, IRS, and other government agencies that collect fees and fines are sick and tired of angry people paying their fees and fines in all pennies they have to count.
Posted by: hadsil at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (Xht4H) 261
No coins! They fill up my pockets and it looks like I've grown another nutsack.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 11:48 AM (abIsI) I wouldn't want $5 coins. Loonies and toonies are enough. You are right though. They add up so quickly if you keep paying with bills. Surprisingly fast. One thing Canada does that I don't care for is a different type of quarter celebrating every province. They're all the same size so that makes things easier, but having 15 different types of quarters is annoying. The toonies are unique and easy to distinguish. Loonies and car wash tokens I get from the local gas station are very similar and I keep them all in the same place. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:05 PM (soZKq) 263
I remember seeing a seminar given by someone from the Canadian mint, explaining the science and economics of making currency. It turns out that the life expectancy of paper bills is roughly inversely proportional to their value. Which means that while it might make sense to print $20s, a $1 bill is a bit pricey to make because you have to replenish the stock more. Coins, although more expensive to make, last much longer. This explains why the Canadians got rid of the $1 and eventually the $2 bills (loonies and twonies). The sad thing is that when you go to Canada or the UK, if you use or get cash, your pockets fill with very heavy coins.
So watch out for an effort (again) to stop printing $1 bills. It will be interesting to see if they start printing more Jeffersons to compensate. Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 12, 2025 12:05 PM (kkWqF) 264
One thing Canada does that I don't care for is a different type of quarter celebrating every province. They're all the same size so that makes things easier, but having 15 different types of quarters is annoying.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (Sco7b) The US 50 state commemorative quarters says hold my beer. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 12:07 PM (snZF9) 265
This blonde in her underwear sometimes finds a penny on the floor:
http://tiny.cc/ncyu001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 11:43 AM (yjAVs) Fake tits. Fake lips. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 11:55 AM That girl has more plastic in her than a modern car. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2025 12:07 PM (0N4FZ) 266
235 And for the ladies. Short video of Pete Hegseth exercising with the troops . Sorry, gals, I could not find a picture of Pete Hegseth shirtless.😉
https://tinyurl.com/3vpn3tff Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 11:57 AM (IeCgc) Nice that our Secretary of War is so obviously in shape! (And easy on the eyes, as well) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:07 PM (SRRAx) 267
Only 1257 people were killed in Haiti between July and September. Up your game gangs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:07 PM (bfwj/) 268
The scarcity mentality in my brain will miss pennies. But I'm glad the mint didn't feel like in order to stay relevant they had to make the equivalent of loonies and toonies or something like that. Keep everything else status quo. Until in fifty years inflation scraps the nickel, I guess.
Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2025 12:08 PM (vGFO6) 269
Are they able to do those laparascopically these days?
Prayers that everything goes well! 😊♥️🙏 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth They did on my wife. Laparoscopically and robotically and she went home that afternoon. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:08 PM (soZKq) 270
It turns out that the life expectancy of paper bills is roughly inversely proportional to their value.
--- You mean proportional. Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 12:08 PM (1Nv0l) 271
I don't car if there's enough plastic in her tits to build a jap car. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 11:56 AM (snZF9) She cone with crumple zones? Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:04 PM (1AU8Q) --------------- And spare bags? Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 12:08 PM (+W0sM) 272
What ever happened to President Barbecue?
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:08 PM (1AU8Q) 273
Hakeem Jeffries vows House Dems won't support bill to reopen gov as Chuck Schumer attacked over Senate vote
… so THERE Posted by: SMOD at November 12, 2025 12:09 PM (RHGPo) 274
The US 50 state commemorative quarters says hold my beer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Then when they got tired of the states, they did territories. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:09 PM (soZKq) 275
Hakeem Jeffries vows House Dems won't support bill to reopen gov as Chuck Schumer attacked over Senate vote
… so THERE Posted by: SMOD Starve the poors. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (soZKq) 276
Noooood
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (bfwj/) 277
The Hill: Space food made from astronaut urine to be tested on ISS
https://tinyurl.com/mr2pxtad Via Insty. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 12:10 PM (1AU8Q) 278
255 Are they able to do those laparascopically these days?
Prayers that everything goes well! 😊♥️🙏 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:02 PM (SRRAx) Its a robot, so..... And thank you very much. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (yn1Pr) Did they put her on an assembly line? 🤣🤣🤣 (Sorry - it just sounds so....industrial) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:11 PM (SRRAx) 279
It cost 14 cents to produce one nickel.
Economy sucks 300 Wendy's are closing locations because Americans can not afford to eat out even at a Wendy's Car repos at record highs When people lose their cars they can't work. ADP just revised its October new job numbers from an already very weak 40000 to zero new jobs. That would make it 3 zero months in a row. Trump is delusional if he expects anyone to believe him when he says the economy is going strong Zero Hedge Ace's former go to source on the economy has turned against Trump Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (J2DSD) 280
Chemistry department at the university I retired from (I was a physics professor) used to give students an experiment to determine the mass of a single penny. One approach is to weigh a large number of pennies and divide by the number of pennies to accurately get the mass of just one penny. Doesn’t work, because the pennies the students were given (and had to return) were a mix of pre-1982 and post-1982 pennies. The proper way to do it is weigh each coin as accurately as possible and do statistics. You quickly see a bimodal distribution. If you are smart.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 12, 2025 12:14 PM (F7P5/) 281
Toyota will produce hybrid only vehicles starting next year.
LOL Posted by: Maj. Healey All hybrids? They're dropping both pure electric and pure ICE? Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (/4Xtr) 282
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 12, 2025 12:07 PM (SRRAx)
Yes. It is nice! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 12:21 PM (WFtAr) 283
I did, and I don't think that means what you think it means. It's "Legal Tender" but that doesn't make it "Required Tender".
—— I know it means what I think it does, because the gubbmint made that law, not me. It’s not required to use cash. Try to read for content, M’kay? Trust me, the state and local governments and everybody else is REQUIRED to accept US dollars in payment of debts if offered. Hope this helps! You might have to force the issue with them, they don’t want to have to do this. They would rather you don’t know this; I’m quite certain. Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2025 12:23 PM (p+X/W) 284
They want a credit card. Not even a debit card. A credit card. Told the asshole," no big deal. There's $3 left before I hit my limit, but here's the f'n card".
(Not true, but he didn't have to know that) Posted by: rickb223 --- The computer did. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2025 12:25 PM (uGpeQ) 285
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Florida Woman Going 107 MPH Tells Cops She Was Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before Close Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (jZDMh) 286
I got a $1 coin back in change that the cashier probably had in the quarter drawer and just didn't even look at it.
They'll have to reformat the change drawers for my $2 and $5 coins. It's a stupid idea but I still love it. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (GD2xa) 287
All hybrids? They're dropping both pure electric and pure ICE?
Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2025 12:18 PM (/4Xtr) The vehicles will self-deport. Posted by: Seemed funny in my head at November 12, 2025 12:28 PM (TbWk/) 288
Its a robot, so..... And thank you very much. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 12:03 PM (yn1Pr) It will be (probably) a LAVH or laparoscopic assisted vaginal hysterectomy. If it is this type of surgery, it should go well and only one night in the hospital. And not a lot of pain. Three little tiny incisions. Prayers all will be well. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2025 12:31 PM (MAl//) Mid-Morning Art Thread![]() Léopold Robert Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Slaking that first
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax) 2
yow!
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+) 3
she's not praying.
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+) 4
She's praying for a speedy delivery.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2025 09:31 AM (0nHVk) 5
The prayer theme continues.
I like it! Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC) 6
Not so happy couple, are they?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (NwnyJ) 7
The theme continues. I like it. New artist too.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (lJ0H4) 8
he's asking for the tva to reach his house.
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (R11M+) Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2025 09:32 AM (s0JqF) 10
Well dressed for a brigand.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (JXPGD) Posted by: Ped Xing at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (KrNsD) 12
She's praying for a girl and he wants a boy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC) 13
Thank you for all the prayerful paintings, CBD.
Much appreciated. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (CMSLe) 14
She wanted pickles! and all you got her was this stupid hat.
Moral of the story: Do not cross a pregnant wife! Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax) Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (Nn/9H) 16
Im pretty sure she is looking over her shoulder to the real father. I see contempt in her face, so this whole situation won’t end well.
Posted by: Cookie at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (QuqHN) 17
Wife of armed robber is pregnant and Catholic.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (p9rFX) 18
Another prayer painting. Just what is CBD trying to tell us?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ) 19
Expecting a little baby brigand.
They're called crumbsnatchers for a reason. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (2MeEb) 20
This is nice, but CBD is lulling us into complacency. Pray there's no Ottoman on Friday!
Posted by: Evil Never Rests at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2) 21
Needs more sliming stripes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:35 AM (ishno) 22
They are long ways from the local town.
Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (Oy/m2) 23
She does not look happy.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (F2Ar1) 24
The Met-
"Brigand and His Wife in Prayer" by Léopold Robert depicts a brigand and his pregnant wife praying at a roadside shrine, reflecting themes of devotion and the struggles of their life in the mountains of central Italy. The painting highlights the contrast between their criminal lifestyle and their deep religious faith." Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC) 25
james adie
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:37 AM (R11M+) 26
I always laughed at mafia guys being religious. I don't think they understood the concept.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:37 AM (EYmYM) 27
They had telephone poles back then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe Where else could the crows perch? Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (CcfmG) 28
She's praying for a girl and he wants a boy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC) -------------- "Dear God, is it too much to ask for triplets?" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (Nn/9H) 29
Something about a criminal praying before he commits crimes is kind of odd to me.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (NR6c1) 30
21 sure beats slimming stripes
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (R11M+) 31
They had telephone poles back then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:34 AM (Nn/9H) - Look carefully. Wireless. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (G/BeD) 32
She fell for the bad boy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX) 33
First time I have seen the spear and sponge depicted with a cross. Interesting.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (zzXla) 34
They're going to name the little bandito Frito.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ) 35
The Brigand's wife was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (gHosT) 36
She looks like their child will arrive soon.
They are both kneeling, and his head is bent, as if honoring a fellow brigand who fell during a raid. Are these the kind of brigands who roamed the Spanish mountains, like during their Civil War? If so, I'd expect "Ingles" (Robert Jordan) to show up any second. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wzUl9) 37
She's praying it isn't twins this time.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (soZKq) 38
Uh oh, dude. I hope you have some whiskey in the jar-o, because Molly there already dimed you out to Captain Farrell. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (RFyPq) 39
2 ms?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (ishno) 40
He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (EYmYM) 41
Where else could the crows perch?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (CcfmG) ---------------- * golf clap * Was wonderful to meet, hang out, and chat with you in TX. Please give our best as well to your beau ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (Nn/9H) 42
There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (oftw2) 43
38 so it is red molly
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:40 AM (R11M+) 44
Something about a criminal praying before he commits crimes is kind of odd to me.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2025 09:38 AM (NR6c1) - "Crime does not pray." Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (G/BeD) 45
Looks like they're praying to a power pole. Odd painting. Don't think I'd hang.
Thx anyway CBD Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (bfwj/) 46
He regrets not buying ammo nor focusing on fundamentals. Plus, his shit was wobbly.
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (2u3vn) 47
She fell for the bad boy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX) ****** Her mother tried to warn her, but she didn't listen. Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC) 48
The art has been beautiful this week. Thank you.
It's a nice painting. I like the subject matter and the colors. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (Sco7b) 49
"do not take the red molly"
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:42 AM (R11M+) 50
He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it He had to settle for Micaëla after Carmen dumped him. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ) 51
You see dear, the 8th Commandment is more what you'd call a Guideline.
Posted by: The Brigand at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (wVcYX) 52
What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (gHosT) 53
It's all fun and games until someone gets knocked-up.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM (1Nv0l) 54
Now his hat is all dirty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (dyewR) 55
Nicely done. Good use of color and light and spacing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (WPL6O) 56
Did Brigands wear Brigandine?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (ishno) 57
A Brig and what?
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (1Nv0l) 58
If you told me this was a painting of a Peruvian shepherd and his wife I would not question it.
The hat would cause the confusion. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:44 AM (EYmYM) 59
What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM A bandit, a desperado, a highwayman. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (RFyPq) 60
Her mother tried to warn her, but she didn't listen.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC) - https://youtu.be/3xPo73Qk66Q Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (G/BeD) 61
He looks to be without a plethora of piñatas. Bereft, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (wVcYX) Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (EYmYM) 63
A Maverick?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (ishno) 64
brigandoon
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (R11M+) 65
40 He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it We Leutonians hate all Gypsy!! Ptui!! Plague on planet! Deport! Deport! Deport! Posted by: The Happy Wanderers (Schmenge Brothers) at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (oftw2) 66
Thought bubble:
"At least I'm not on a donkey headed for Bethlehem." Posted by: The Brigand's wife at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (gHosT) 67
I bet she stole that baby.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (RFyPq) 68
If the cops ever catch him, he'll wind up in the brig.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ) 69
He looks more like a gardner.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:46 AM (ishno) 70
We Leutonians hate all Gypsy!! Ptui!! Plague on planet! Deport! Deport! Deport!
Posted by: The Happy Wanderers (Schmenge Brothers) at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (oftw2) Almost time to exchange socks. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:47 AM (EYmYM) 71
Better than OK art. The scene is very interesting... almost captivating. Wouldn't work in the Man Cave, though.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 09:47 AM (6qf1m) 72
Brigandage refers to criminal activity.
Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:48 AM (Oy/m2) Posted by: Geez, people! Come on... at November 12, 2025 09:48 AM (gHosT) 74
Bet them earrings 'o 'is cost a buccaneer.
Posted by: Billy Bones at November 12, 2025 09:49 AM (Ki8Tv) 75
pirate corn
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (R11M+) 76
She's got a couple of brigadinos in the oven.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (1Nv0l) 77
The Subaru Brigand never caught on as a three wheeled delivery vehicle.
Posted by: Car Nerd at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (gHosT) 78
The little bun in the oven would go on to be a prominent member of the Bergin Hunt and Fish Club.
Posted by: Mob Rule at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (oftw2) 79
So the husband is a gang member ? Where's ICE ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (VE6XX) 80
Look carefully.
Wireless. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 09:39 AM (G/BeD) ------------- Heh. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (Nn/9H) 81
Can any of you gun folks identify the rifle?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ) 82
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around. Dang. He may not know it yet, but as soon as he's done praying, he's in deep trouble. I've seen that same look on Mrs D before. Not good. Not good at all. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (2WIwB) 83
I got nothing for this. No snark or witty comment or even historical note.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (ufSfZ) 84
One telephone pole is never going to cut it.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (ishno) 85
A bandit, a desperado, a highwayman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2025 09:45 AM (RFyPq) "Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV) 86
Diog, how'd the geezer golf go yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ) 87
The Subaru Brigand never caught on as a three wheeled delivery vehicle.
Posted by: Car Nerd at November 12, 2025 09:50 AM (gHosT) -------------- If they'd only named and marketed it as the Trigand ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (Nn/9H) 88
He's concerned. She doesn't have wide birthing hips.
Posted by: Push! at November 12, 2025 09:53 AM (gHosT) 89
One telephone pole is never going to cut it.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (ishno) -------------- A second one is coming ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:53 AM (Nn/9H) 90
A long time forgotten our dreams had just fell by the way
And the good life he promised ain't what she's livin' today But she never complains of the bad times or bad things he's done, Lord She just talks about the good times they've had and all the good times to come Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (wVcYX) 91
He looks more like a gypsy . All brigands are gypsies but not all gypsies are brigands or is it the other way around?
Posted by: the way I see it According to Cher, they're also tramps and thieves. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (ufSfZ) 92
What's that in the lower left corner?
Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2) 93
The origin story of Niccolò Machiavelli, in one act.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (1Nv0l) 94
Can any of you gun folks identify the rifle?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ) A late1700's Beretta. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (EYmYM) 95
Is it time to boil water and get some clean towels yet?
Posted by: Expectant TV Sitcom Mothers at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2) 96
He dropped his sombrero.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:55 AM (ishno) 97
92 What's that in the lower left corner?
Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2025 09:54 AM (Oy/m2) A hat ? Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (VE6XX) 98
I think it's his hat. Which he would have taken off while praying.
Posted by: But what do I know about religion? at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (gHosT) 99
It was a much simpler trip once they put the railroad through.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (dyewR) 100
hondo
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (R11M+) 101
Does the second thingee hold ammo?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:56 AM (ishno) 102
"Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV) -------------- [Per Brave search "AI:"] This early meaning was not inherently negative, as these soldiers were part of legitimate military units. However, the term began to shift in connotation during the 14th century, particularly in English, where the distinction between professional mercenary armies and armed, organized criminals blurred. As soldiers often turned to pillaging and robbery after wars ended or when unpaid, the word "brigand" increasingly came to describe those who lived by theft and violence outside established authority. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:57 AM (Nn/9H) 103
That's the actual Carcano the CIA dropped in the Book Suppository to implicate that patsy Oswald.
Posted by: Ted Cruz Dad at November 12, 2025 09:57 AM (oftw2) 104
NGOs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (ishno) 105
The brigands who inhabited the mountains outside of Rome were known for both their criminal ways and their profound religious devotion.
Too dark in many ways. Would not hang. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (abIsI) 106
Got a bun in the oven.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (jc0TO) 107
She doesn't look too thrilled...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 09:58 AM (VE6XX) 108
lol
Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind” for spearheading wind electricity have the sadz. They see the mood shifting on climate change. People aren’t freaking out about it as much as they used to. Womp womp. And of course it’s Trump’s fault. But you already knew that. And also the voters who are against climate change green nonsense are too stupid to know they’re voting against their own interests. Which you also already knew. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 09:59 AM (F2Ar1) 109
He dropped his sombrero.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 12, 2025 09:55 AM (ishno) --------------- Sounds like Hakeem Jeffries in the bathhouse ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 09:59 AM (Nn/9H) 110
The Mafia initiation is basically mocking God.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (EYmYM) Posted by: Science! at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (gHosT) 112
He told her mountain hikes are good exercise for someone who's eight months pregnant.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (dyewR) 113
Shotgun wedding, yes … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+) 114
There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025 *** Laura San Gennaro was adorable in Quigley Down Under. (Oh. Wait. . . .) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:01 AM (wzUl9) 115
What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM --- It's pay $20 or your life. Same as in town. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (IBQGV) 116
The only redeeming quality of this painting is, he appears to be carrying a long gun.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (abIsI) 117
Thought Bubble: "Dad warned me about this guy."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:02 AM (dyewR) Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (EyfuW) 119
She looks like a hostage.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (8o16y) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (FQO7+) 121
She doesn't look too thrilled...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 *** Not only does she feel like she's the size of a planet, she is not looking forward to hauling a bambino all around the mountains on Husband's raids. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (wzUl9) 122
The guy's got a helluva an earring.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (jc0TO) 123
Mama said there'd be days like this...
Posted by: The other thought bubble at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (gHosT) 124
The guy is thinking, no one knows you in this town, they said. Go ahead and have fun with her. You'll never see the wench again.....
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (g8Ew8) 125
Shotgun wedding, yes … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at November 12, 2025 10:00 AM (ayRl+) --------------- Nice. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (Nn/9H) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (FQO7+) Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM (abIsI) 128
Diog, how'd the geezer golf go yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ) It was the final outing for golfing with the geezers. After yesterday it's just pickup rounds until spring. I did pretty good. Won two holes and got closest to the hole on a Par 3. ( about 3 feet). Good news I won $13. Bad news is we're down to 9 guys so the money pool was small. Most of the regular players have gone to warmer climates for the winter. Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (2WIwB) 129
What's a Brigand?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at November 12, 2025 09:43 AM Someone was too busy getting laid in high school to play AD&D. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (Sco7b) 130
hondo
Posted by: cmeat at November 12, 2025 *** "A man ought to do what he thinks is right." ( -- Hondo Lane) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (wzUl9) 131
Left ear. Not gay.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:04 AM Might be one on the other side. Trans. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:05 AM (jc0TO) 132
Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind"
So, flatulence? Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:03 AM (FQO7+) --------------- “Godfarters of Wind" typo? Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (Nn/9H) 133
Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
Posted by: The Dogs Barque... at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (oftw2) 134
You're a fine girl, he said. What a good wife you would be, he said... Posted by: The next thought bubble at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (gHosT) 135
Waarem een hond?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2025 10:06 AM (8o16y) 136
Is that a bone handled dagger?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:07 AM (jc0TO) Posted by: clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates at November 12, 2025 10:07 AM (kvDvI) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (tubbA) Posted by: Lily vonSchtupp at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (dyewR) 140
Wife: "Stop breaking the law, asshole!!!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (bFu5X) 141
133 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
--- They'll have to ketch up. Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns... at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM (gHosT) 142
His hat laying on the ground looks, well, flamboyant. Maybe he does have to earrings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:09 AM (abIsI) 143
141 133 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
--- They'll have to ketch up. Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns.. They're mizzen the real point. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (abIsI) 144
> Two Danes who are referred to as “Godfathers of Wind"
--------------- Spinning windmills is cheap. Producing anything of value off that will cost more than spinning the windmill. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (NwnyJ) 145
That's how I wore my hair in Junior High school. My dad wanted in short and I wanted it long, this was the compromise.
Posted by: call me mister tibbs at November 12, 2025 10:10 AM (XSpKf) 146
Her facial expression says, "It's good that you're devout but you do see the asshole approaching us, right?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (ExV1e) 147
Was Brigand part of a 60s rock band?
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (pZEOD) 148
79 year old Vietnam Vet shot a killed a naked guy who was breaking into apartments in broad daylight. When confronted the naked guy threw the Vet to the ground breaking both the vets legs and was on top of him when the vet was able to pull his gun and shoot the guy point blank and then another time for good measure when he got off of him.
Expect LA DA to indict vet when he gets out of the hospital. /s Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:11 AM (EYmYM) 149
Brigands favor brigantines.
They like the cut of their jib. Posted by: Groan at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (gHosT) 150
Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
--- They'll have to ketch up. Posted by: Oh, no. Maritime puns... at November 12, 2025 10:08 AM Yawl kill me. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (jc0TO) 151
The look on the lady's face is because the Sheriff is near.
Posted by: Long Arm Of The Law at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (oftw2) 152
And yawl keel me.
Posted by: So there at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (gHosT) 153
You're a fine girl, he said. What a good wife you would be, he said...
Posted by: The next thought bubble at November 12, 2025 *** They look to be a long ways from a port on a western bay. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (wzUl9) 154
150 Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
--------- They set a course for Brigadoon. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (dyewR) 155
Yawl kill me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:12 AM (jc0TO) I don't know if youre being nice and leaving the pun for someone else but Yawl Keel me Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (EYmYM) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:15 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:15 AM (tubbA) 158
155 see 152.
Posted by: Missed it by THAT much at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (gHosT) Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ) 160
There is a pipe tobacco blend called Hamborger Veermaster (= a four-masted ship out of Hamburg). Naturally everybody calls it, you guessed it, "Hamburger Beermaster."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (wzUl9) 161
because the Sheriff is near."
Strike up the band! Posted by: man I present to you this laurel and a hearty handshake. Oh. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (soZKq) 162
155 see 152.
Posted by: Missed it by THAT much at November 12, 2025 10:16 AM (gHosT You're a ghost . I didn't see you. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (EYmYM) 163
... while I whip this out....
Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:17 AM (tubbA) 164
>>Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship.
The yacht America that won the Hundred Sovereign Cup that then became the America's Cup was a brigantine. Country full of pirates. Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (viF8m) Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (jc0TO) 166
With the bone handled dagger I believe he prefers a cutter.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (abIsI) 167
Won't someone help that poor man!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (bfwj/) 168
The fellow was watching out for his young family. Can you think of a place less likely to be affected by the rising sea levels?
Posted by: Danish Godfathers of Wind at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2) 169
My dog just helped himself to a sip of coffee. He is already part goblin. Sigh.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (p4NUW) 170
Stay back or the nagger gets it!
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (jc0TO) 171
Ya gotta be fleet with the maritime puns around here.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ) 172
It takes some real panache to wear a cloak like that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Make it stop at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (gHosT) 174
It's twue! It's twue!
Posted by: All the Kardashian wymens at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (Y1sOo) 175
Do what he say! Do what he say!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (bFu5X) 176
I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (yjAVs) 177
As we do the entire Blazing Saddles movie...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (soZKq) 178
You just know he's wearing a red sash.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (jc0TO) 179
I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 *** His official Brigand Badge is hidden by the cloak. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (wzUl9) 180
I don't have whisky in a jar-o, but I do have a touch of the creature. Does that count?
Posted by: The Brigand at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (yjAVs) 181
Maybe she's praying the kid looks like him, because there's a good chance it won't?
Posted by: PabloD at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (I8S3t) 182
79 year old Vietnam Vet shot a killed a naked guy who was breaking into apartments in broad daylight.
I warned you about those guys! Posted by: Randy Newman at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (ufSfZ) 183
RMBS, good to see you. Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches, and I wished you were around because I wanted to know to what extent wokeism has infiltrated Eastern Orthodoxy.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ) 184
She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (abIsI) 185
His official Brigand Badge is hidden by the cloak.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:20 AM (wzUl9) ++++ Ah. Chilly weather often makes identification difficult. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (yjAVs) Posted by: Casper the friendly at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (gHosT) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (wzUl9) 188
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (bfwj/) 190
She'll stay by his side until
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (abIsI) ++++ Updated for accuracy Posted by: Fact-Checkers Local 203 at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (yjAVs) 191
Bad Boys Bad Boys
Whatcha Gonna do Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (EYmYM) 192
She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 *** Which will be the day the local law surrounds him and drags him off to prison. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:22 AM (wzUl9) 193
Maritime puns?
* Giving everybody a stern look * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (wzUl9) - Good one! Take a bow. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (ddZuf) 194
He's praying his EBT card will be refilled.
Posted by: Just like LaShondra at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (gHosT) 195
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM (XvL8K) ++++ Classy! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (yjAVs) 196
I saw Danish Godfathers of Wind open for Virgil Fox and His Heavy Organ at Carnegie Hall in '73.
Posted by: Musikologist at November 12, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2) 197
Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ) 198
8 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 *** I can see that at any Walmart around here. Or at any store at all, come to think of it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (dCxaZ) Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (TzMjx) 201
Then there is "Brigantine", a two masted ship. Do brigands favor brigantines, or will they sail on just anything?
--------- They set a course for Brigadoon. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 10:14 AM (dyewR) -------------- And we're briggadocious about it, to boot! * cue "Supercalifragilisticbrigandswereatrocious" * /There's a Muldoon pun in there somewhere ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (idUt2) 202
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba Ignoring the trundling sweat beast for a moment, my eyes gravitate to the horrendous condition of the trim paint on that house. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (abIsI) Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ) 204
Maritime puns?
* Giving everybody a stern look * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 - Good one! Take a bow. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2025 *** My gunwales are awash. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (wzUl9) 205
As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (gHosT) 206
For anyone interested, this vtuber is collecting funds for a veteran oriented charity.
https://tinyurl.com/bdz593xt Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (TzMjx) 207
POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say - He spent all the money on his damn ballroom! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (4FThh) 208
They set a course for Brigadoon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2025 *** While munching on Lorna Doones. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (wzUl9) 209
The fellow was watching out for his young family. Can you think of a place less likely to be affected by the rising sea levels?
Posted by: Danish Godfathers of Wind at November 12, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2) Sadly, they were on the slope of a volcano erroneously believed to be dormant. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (ExV1e) 210
the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint
make that make sense Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ) Philosophy of finders keepers? Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (EYmYM) 211
metmuseum.org
Léopold Robert | Brigand and His Wife in Prayer | The Metropolitan Museum of Art The fall of the Napoleonic empire left the young Swiss painter Léopold Robert doubly dispossessed. Not only was his mentor, the history painter Jacques Louis David, forced to leave Paris in exile, but the loss of his French citizenship made him ineligible to compete for the coveted Prix de Rome. Would pass hanging this painting though it does convey the proper mood. thanks Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (NFX2v) 212
RMBS, good to see you. Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches, and I wished you were around because I wanted to know to what extent wokeism has infiltrated Eastern Orthodoxy.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM Sorry, I was busy bottling the brew yesterday. Missed that thread. Honestly, I don't see too much "woke", unless you count Patriarch Bartholomew, who's known as the Green Patriarch. He means well, and takes environmental stewardship seriously, but I don't think he's politically savvy enough to know to avoid the Watermelon Coalition. Other than that, if anything we've seen a lot of converts in recent years, partly because wokeism and modernization have hit everywhere else. Just my $0.02. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (bFu5X) 213
I wouldn't have known he was a brigand if the title didn't tell me! Are there telltale signs of brigandry I am missing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2025 10:19 AM (yjAVs) Someone suggested that they have badges but the idea was nixed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e) 214
She has a rather briggadocious set of mammary glands.
Posted by: Can't help but notice at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (gHosT) 215
POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say - He spent all the money on his damn ballroom! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM (4FThh) Won't somebody PLEASE think of the minor attracted transfurry illegal aliens! Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (TzMjx) 216
She'll stay by his side until the bitter end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey There were seven Spanish angels at the alter of the sun They were prayin' for the lovers in the valley of the gun Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (soZKq) 217
42 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
lol true! the Philly mob extended their charity outside to other ethnic neighborhoods the Don du jour would go to the hood to hand out turkeys during Thanksgiving week Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (dCxaZ) 218
207 POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say Experts ? No doubt from Big Insurance... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX) 219
Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ) -------------- That would have been a great company name reference in The Flintstones ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (idUt2) 220
Dude has a side hustle manufacturing concrete. Brigand mortar.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ) Looks like we have a new favorite word... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (VE6XX) 221
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM Would this be the fugitive from justice niece? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (4FThh) 223
Sorry, I was busy bottling the brew yesterday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState So, it turned out well? Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ) 224
Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X I believe she has more than one in trouble with the law.... Nice Family Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (VE6XX) 225
Would this be the fugitive from justice niece?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X) ------------- You're gonna need to be a LOT more specific. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM (idUt2) 226
POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say Still ignoring the COVID subsidies were only supposed to be temporary. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (EYmYM) 227
POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say - He spent all the money on his damn ballroom! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:26 AM The "experts" say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (bFu5X) 228
"Brigare" means "to fight" in Latin. Probably where "brigade" come from. But how it morphed into a term for a bad guy is beyond me...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2025 09:52 AM (n9ltV) I suspect it comes from the "Brigantes", a large Celtic tribe in Britain that fought the Romans repeatedly. (maybe the Roman's called them that because they were fighters) Anyway, the Roman's didn't like them, and their name is too close to be a coincidence. (Same thing happened with Vandal) Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (uWKK8) 229
Horde mind, donna!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (idUt2) 230
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 12, 2025 10:21 AM Would this be the fugitive from justice niece? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:28 AM (bFu5X) She (he?it?) looks older than her auntie. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (TzMjx) 231
202 Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba We can now move from Maritime to Whaling puns... Sweet... Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:30 AM (Sco7b) 232
As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (gHosT) Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard. . . Posted by: Randy Newman at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (ufSfZ) 233
I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX) 234
OMG, check out this law-firm name:
Roop Xanttopoulos Babounakis Klam, PLLC is hiring a Paralegal Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ) 235
So, it turned out well?
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:29 AM Very well, thanks. It should be just right in time for Thanksgiving. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (bFu5X) 236
Experts ? No doubt from Big Insurance... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX) Big insurance Bad Big Government…(chokes up) government can NEVER BE BIG ENOUGH Amirite? Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (sVOFR) 237
the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint
make that make sense Posted by: kallisto Should've been Saint Tommygun. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:32 AM (4FThh) 238
Cops were called to Letitia James' rental property over a dozen times. Check out the pic of her niece.
https://tinyurl.com/2t4m5bsp Posted by: Biff Pocoroba We can now move from Maritime to Whaling puns... Sweet... Posted by: Posted by: Stateless That she blows! Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (soZKq) 239
"Yesterday we were having a discussion here about how wokeism has ruined both Catholicism and the mainline Protestant churches,"
It's ruined the leadership, without a doubt. I would say as a practicing Catholic, and having Protestant friends, that the front line is still there trying to hold the line. Posted by: Bad Andrew at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (6qf1m) 240
POLITICO@politico
Obamacare could collapse under Trump’s new plan, policy experts say 'Could' being the key word in this headline. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (ExV1e) 241
*Thar
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (soZKq) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (bFu5X) 243
I'm balleen if we start with whaling puns.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ) 244
A former commander of Whiteman Air Force Base was completely unaware of a nearby trailer park allegedly linked to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).
Top men. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (abIsI) 245
Nice colors and I like the sky I appreciate her facial expression. Maybe she's praying he gives up being a brigand. I'll have to look up some more by this artist , although his name sounds familiar. Have we had something by him before?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (2sfNr) 246
244+ comments, and I can still slip in before the "no dog, not art" observation.
It's like I don't even know you folks anymore. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (0sNs1) 247
the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint
make that make sense Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ) It used to be an old Italian-American tradition that when something was lost, you prayed to St Anthony to find it. The vernacular rhyme was "Tony, Tony, look around / There's something lost that must be found." So, if you extrapolate "something lost that must be found" to "This TV just fell off the back of a truck, so fuhgeddabout it!", there you are. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 12, 2025 10:34 AM (ufSfZ) Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at November 12, 2025 10:36 AM (ufSfZ) 250
the Sicilian mob in America claimed St. Anthony as their patron saint
make that make sense Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2025 10:25 AM (dCxaZ) It used to be an old Italian-American tradition that when something was lost, you prayed to St Anthony to find it. The vernacular rhyme was "Tony, Tony, look around / There's something lost that must be found." So, if you extrapolate "something lost that must be found" to "This TV just fell off the back of a truck, so fuhgeddabout it!", there you are. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing Tony, Tony, don't look around/We don't want this tv being found! Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (soZKq) 251
You guys krill me.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (EYmYM) 252
That she blows!
Posted by: rickb223 We talking about Grace Kelly again? Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:35 AM * smiles * Posted by: Willie B. at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (0sNs1) 253
Other than that, if anything we've seen a lot of converts in recent years, partly because wokeism and modernization have hit everywhere else. Just my $0.02.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState Interesting, thanks. Good to hear. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ) 254
I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX) -------------- As I've opined a couple times before: The Troller-in-Chief should name the ballroom The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom" just for the resultant exploding heads alone ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:38 AM (idUt2) Posted by: thug dolphin at November 12, 2025 10:38 AM (EyfuW) 256
The expansion of TPUSA on campuses is a good sign.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:39 AM (EYmYM) 257
“Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”.
- Bill and I made out OK. - Hillzabub Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:39 AM (4FThh) 258
“Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e) 259
see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX) And that's why Trump was aggravated previously that a lot on the Right joined them. Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (EYmYM) 260
As I've opined a couple times before:
The Troller-in-Chief should name the ballroom The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom" just for the resultant exploding heads alone ... Posted by: ShainS The Monica Lewinski Ballroom Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq) 261
While the brigand was off raping, pillaging and plundering,his wife was being impregnated by the local longshoremen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 12, 2025 10:41 AM (Cjet/) 262
Studio 54 Ball Room
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:41 AM (EYmYM) Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM (Sco7b) 264
To paraphrase Longshanks " Haiti doesn't work because it's filled with Haitians"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM (bfwj/) 265
Kamala Says Dems "Took Black Women for Granted" in 2024 Election
- Shit Kamala Said vol. XXIII Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (4FThh) 266
While the brigand was off raping, pillaging and plundering,his wife was being impregnated by the local longshoremen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone Hard to get upset that your wife is preggers while you are out raping... Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (soZKq) 267
The Art Thread has been particularly Vibrant this week. Credit to our host here.
Posted by: Hot Air Ex-pat at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (oftw2) 268
The white of her headpiece and blouse is particularly effective against the red of her outfit as well as the yellowish rocks behind her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (2sfNr) 269
Haiti still operates under the Might Makes Right philosophy as do almost all African countries.
Posted by: the way I see it at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (EYmYM) 270
I am sorry my dear, I thought it was the right hole.
Posted by: Tuco Ramirez, Ass Raper at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (UNIEM) 271
Kamala Says Dems "Took Black Women for Granted" in 2024 Election
- Shit Kamala Said vol. XXIII Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:43 AM (4FThh) Maybe they should have nominated one. No doubt that would have turned the tide. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (ExV1e) 272
A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM (snZF9) 273
A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Looks like she was plenty easy. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ) 274
The Monica Lewinski Ballroom
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq) Add a few cigar dispensers and you got something. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (snZF9) 275
So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.
Spit. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1) 276
“Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM Ayuh. When we were there we used to joke that we should have just temporarily relocated the population, mulched the top few feet, and started over. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (bFu5X) 277
Cat fight!
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh) 278
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (yn1Pr) 279
277 Cat fight!
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh) What's a Zendaya ? Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX) 280
Cat fight!
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks It's not a real cat fight until mud wrestling is involved. Otherwise, it's just show. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ) 281
To paraphrase Longshanks " Haiti doesn't work because it's filled with Haitians"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:42 AM All the sane, hard working ones already left for America. What's left is...suboptimal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (bFu5X) 282
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
She's married to him. I guess she want that easy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (2qeOG) 283
First Lady is in the operating room. Doc seemed confident and his usual positive self.
I'll know more in an hour or so. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr) 284
“Haiti doesn’t work as a country. It just doesn’t. People have tried forever. People spent billions of dollars trying to make Haiti work as a project. Haiti doesn’t work.”
Slap hot iron to it! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (ufSfZ) 285
It's not a real cat fight until mud wrestling is involved. Otherwise, it's just show.
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM We would also have accepted Jello. Posted by: The Judges at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (bFu5X) 286
I'll know more in an hour or so. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr) Saying a prayer Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (bFu5X) 288
Sweeney should tell the Madonna wannabe that no one cares and she should GFY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (yn1Pr) 289
What's a Zendaya ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX) 2 notches below an imbecile. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (snZF9) 290
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh) According to multiple sources, Zendaya is now refusing to participate in joint press activities or stand near Sweeney at events for the promotion of Euphoria’s upcoming third season. So, apparently, Zendaya is a whiney little bitch like all leftists. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e) 291
Ayuh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh." Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ) 292
Thank you all for your kind thoughts for her. They are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (yn1Pr) 293
According to multiple sources, Zendaya is now refusing to participate in joint press activities or stand near Sweeney at events for the promotion of Euphoria’s upcoming third season.
So, apparently, Zendaya is a whiney little bitch like all leftists. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e) Would you want to stand next to Sweenwy ? I mean if you were Zendaya ... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (VE6XX) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (exwDm) 295
294 What's a Zendaya ?
$20, same as in town. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (exwDm) I knew I set myself up for that one...You're welcome Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (VE6XX) 296
Would anyone even look at Zendaya?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (F2Ar1) 297
gloorp
Posted by: Sid... who puts the ANAL in anal sex at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (8BQId) 298
Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya Reportedly Locked in “Bitter Feud” Over Political Differences
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (4FThh) What's a Zendaya ? Posted by: It's me donna $20. Same as in the parking lot. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (soZKq) 299
He's praying. She is craving pickles and coconut cream pie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (yn1Pr) 300
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
What is it when two men fight over political differences? A dog fight? No, wait. That's sounds classy and brave like Baron Von Richtoven (sp?) in WWI fighting against England, America and France. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (2qeOG) 301
The Monica Lewinski Ballroom
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq) * snort * Complete with sexual double entendre! /Cigars for everyone! Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (idUt2) 302
Would you want to stand next to Sweenwy ? I mean if you were Zendaya ...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (VE6XX) Supposedly they were friends but Sweeney failed to sufficiently denounce worse-than-Hitler and, therefore, must be shunned. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (ExV1e) 303
In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM That's more Maine/northern NH/northern VT, but I appropriate it every now and again. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (bFu5X) 304
Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (F2Ar1) 305
Old news.
Paleontologists have identified a new species of flying reptile, named Bakiribu waridza. The most compelling detail of the discovery is the origin of the fossil: it was found in a regurgitalite, or fossilized puke, left by an unknown predator. Surprisingly, the trace fossil preserved the remains of an entirely new pterosaur species that was consumed and then regurgitated indigestibly. https://is.gd/uOtMpD It's a glamour profession. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (4FThh) 306
Good luck Mrs and Mr Sponge
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bfwj/) 307
304 Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM (F2Ar1) The Dems were pretty excited about this one.... Too bad they will be disappointed again Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (VE6XX) 308
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (yn1Pr)
Ewww. I don't recall craving any foods when I was pregnant and I used to like coconut . Now I can't stand it. Is Mrs. Sponge in surgery yet or still hasn't had it ? Am praying. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (2qeOG) 309
275 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.
Spit. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1) We all knew it would happen. Probably why Trump never laid off as many as we wanted him to. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (uWKK8) 310
Would anyone even look at Zendaya?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM Perhaps, if I knew who she was. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bFu5X) 311
292 Thank you all for your kind thoughts for her. They are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (yn1Pr) It'll be a long hour.... Hanging here will hopefully help. Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (Sco7b) 312
I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM (yn1Pr) 313
>>I see the Dems are trying to change the subject on their shutdown debacle by dragging out Epstein again....
Wow! Who could have seen this coming? Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m) 314
Is Mrs. Sponge in surgery yet or still hasn't had it ? Am praying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (2qeOG) ********** She just went back. Having it now. Thank you. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (yn1Pr) 315
That's more Maine/northern NH/northern VT, but I appropriate it every now and again.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState My SiL's family used to summer in Maine every year. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ) 316
Walls are closing in on Trump. For the 871st time.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:52 AM His reelection is in serious trouble. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (jc0TO) 317
Perhaps, if I knew who she was.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bFu5X) She's a slim, reasonably pretty, actress who has decided to become BLACK. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (ExV1e) 318
Good luck Mrs and Mr Sponge
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (bfwj/) *********** Thanks! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (yn1Pr) 319
A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM It this case, brigapoon? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (0sNs1) 320
Funny, cycling back to Epstein. Remember how for 2 weeks every media outlet was shrieking about how Trump was desecrating the White House with his changes? Guess the order went out, it's not working, drop it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (uWKK8) 321
Sponge, prayers...
Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:56 AM (tubbA) 322
So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.
Spit. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1) ---------------- Nothing like folding when you're holding a Royal flush hand. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (idUt2) 323
A brigand praying? For what, easier targets?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:44 AM It this case, brigapoon? Posted by: Duncanthrax That's Loewe. Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ) 324
First Lady is in the operating room. Doc seemed confident and his usual positive self.
I'll know more in an hour or so. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:47 AM (yn1Pr) Prayers! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (snZF9) 325
The Epstein victim being referenced by the just released emails is Virginia Giuffre. She has already testified in testimony that was released months ago that she never saw Trump act inappropriately.
This was always the left's plan with the Epstein shit. Manufacture a new scandal despite the fact all evidence Trump did absolutely nothing wrong and in fact offered to testify against Epstein in the Florida case after he tossed him from his club. Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (viF8m) 326
I'd never heard of "Euphoria" the HBO series about teen sex and teen drugs and teen whatever but mostly about teen sex, so I asked the cloud and it has a large cast and Sydney Sweeney is listed something like sixteen down from the top. Does that stupid twit that won't appear with her know that Sweeney's recent film character is a lesbian? Is her TDS so powerful it overcomes all?
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (zeLd4) 327
I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM We don't claim him. Posted by: All the Richards oscillating on ropes at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (0sNs1) 328
309 275 So all the govt “employees” who were fired during the shutdown get reinstated with back pay? Nice 7 week paid vacation for them. On top of their already lavish PTO.
Spit. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:46 AM (F2Ar1) We all knew it would happen. Probably why Trump never laid off as many as we wanted him to. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 10:53 AM (uWKK I had a teeenie bit of hope this time it would be different and the slobs would not get paid. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (F2Ar1) 329
I have it on good authority Sid is a dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:54 AM I've also heard that. Posted by: Dr. Venkman at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (bFu5X) 330
Hey, Sid! Fuck off!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (g8Ew8) 331
Biden had all the Epstein files for 4 f*cking years.
THERES NOTHING IN THERE ON TRUMP. If you don't think they'd have used anything to prevent Trump from running in 2024, you're a dumbass. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (yn1Pr) Posted by: man at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (tubbA) 333
Posted by: Sid at November 12, 2025 10:50 AM (8BQId
He kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago because awful Epstein was hitting on a young girl working in the kitchen. Some friend. Yeah! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (2qeOG) 334
MEDORA, North Dakota — Standing here this summer in the Badlands overlooking where the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library is under construction
- Good lord! Slower than the Obama atrocity! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 12, 2025 10:58 AM (4FThh) 335
She just went back. Having it now.
Thank you. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:55 AM (yn1Pr) ---------------- Doubling Down on Prayers ... Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (idUt2) 336
She's praying that Brigand Jr. comes out looking like at least vaguely like him, rather than his buddy the pirate, or his buddy the thug, or his buddy the desperado, or his buddy the...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (IG3/x) 337
Prayers!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2025 10:57 AM (snZF9) ********* Thank you, sir. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (yn1Pr) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (bFu5X) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (Sco7b) 341
Thank you, ShainS. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2025 11:00 AM (yn1Pr) 342
336 She's praying that Brigand Jr. comes out looking like at least vaguely like him, rather than his buddy the pirate, or his buddy the thug, or his buddy the desperado, or his buddy the...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 10:59 AM (IG3/x) or his buddy the Black Samurai. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (uWKK8) 343
114 There wouldn't have been any San Gennaro Festivals without the mob paying for it.
Posted by: Five Families at November 12, 2025 ******** We had a Gennaro Festival at the Nakatomi Plaza one Christmas Eve, thanks to some German party crashers! Posted by: Holly Gennaro at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (Y9Q55) 344
nood monkey!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (uWSFJ) 345
I thought I'd read that those gummint jobs in which sat leftist dolts and the dolts got furloughed during SchumerShutdown, that the JOBS must persist, but that the FURLOUGHED DOLTS don't have to be rehired.
That means new dolts of perhaps the MAGA tilt can be hired to fill the jobs. That is, if any such people can be found within miles of D.C. Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2025 11:01 AM (zeLd4) 346
> 301 The Monica Lewinski Ballroom
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2025 10:40 AM (soZKq) * snort * Complete with sexual double entendre! /Cigars for everyone! Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 12, 2025 10:51 AM (idUt2) AC/DC's got you covered. https://tinyurl.com/mrn2ywmt Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (IG3/x) 347
Many prayers to your wife, Sponge. Btw, I saw it the other day, but just watched the sidebar on the 100 year old WWII vet. It makes me equal parts heartbroken and utterly enraged at the same time.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2025 11:02 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (viF8m) 349
In HS, I played the father in Our Town. I called my brother's father-in-law in Fall River to get tips on how to sound New-Englandy. I think the first thing he taught me was "ayuh."
Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ) That's really more the classic Down East Mainer than anything else. Since Our Town is based on Peterborough NH, the accent would be nasal, but not the laconic "ayuh," IMO. If you want a real laugh, read HP Lovecraft's attempts to mimic a NH or MA accent in some of his stories. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2025 11:03 AM (ufSfZ) The Morning Report — 11/12/25![]() Bill Gates's recent comments about the importance of adaptation echo former World Bank chief economist Larry Summers's response to the concept of “sustainability,” the moral rock on which the church of climate change was built. Though still a “serious” problem, Gates no longer regards human-caused climate change as an existential threat. “People will be able to live and thrive in most places on Earth for the foreseeable future,” Gates said. “Surprisingly, excessive cold is far deadlier [than extreme heat], killing nearly ten times more,” he admitted.I assume that upon hearing his apostasy against Leftist dogma, you didn't get a warm and fuzzy feeling but instead smelled the proverbial rat about the size of a mastodon. Bill Gates and his big tech cronies are pushing AI hard and heavy. Considering AI and everything associated with it vis a vis the technology that powers it requires massive amounts of energy, there is no way for it to exist without fossil fuel energy. So, Gates' denunciation of Global Warming Climate Change is mercenary in the extreme. And considering what he and his ilk crave, absolute power and the desire to reshape humanity and society in their image, there is no doubt that AI will be used mostly in pursuit of that cause, not for the advancement of humanity as we mere human beings imagine and desire. While we're on the subject of apostasy, I've written about Sen. John Fetterman a few times over the past year or so, especially in the wake of the October 7th Islamic invasion and mass wave of butchery on Israel from Gaza. Since then he has been the very dim candle within the Category 10,000 hurricane of Israel/Jew hatred in the Democrat Party. His latest outburst if you will was in raging against the party's holding America hostage with the Schumer Shakedown Shutdown Shitshow. In the debate over the federal government shutdown, U.S. Senator John Fetterman, D-PA, has been the only Democrat to be critical of his party’s role in creating the debacle. In an interview on Sunday’s CNN show State of The Union with Jake Tapper, Fetterman said, “I feel like the Democrats really need to own the shutdown. I mean, we’re shutting it down.” In addition, Fetterman noted that the problem of “42 million Americans” facing “food insecurity” would be solved if Democrats “just reopen our government.” Fetterman continued to blast his party’s neglect of Americans in need. He claimed, “Now we are hurting the very people that we fight for, and now we’re getting nothing for them if we continue to keep our government shut down.” These comments are both accurate and courageous, as Fetterman stands alone among Democrats. Yet, the Senator is comfortable going his own way. No other Senator wears shorts and a sweatshirt in the halls of Congress. He has also shown tremendous perseverance, publicly dealing with his stroke and clinical depression.So is Fetterman merely trying to walk a tightrope in a state that despite the hardcore leftist strongholds of Philly and Pittsburgh is generally Republican if not necessarily conservative. But then again, his base of support wouldn't come from there. Doesn't he risk the ire of his party's leadership who could easily replace him with someone more, pliable shall we say. But regardless, When Schumer or whoever cracks the whip 99 out of 100 times Fetterman will vote the party line. As an aside, and not coincidentally, vis a vis the aforementioned about Gates, Pennsylvania is oil and coal country. Black gold in them thar hills. But given the issues at hand, exactly what is the party line? Right now, they appear to be melding into some sort of Marxist/Islamist entity as we can clearly see with the rise of Mamdani as well as the continued presence of such execrable beasts as Bernie Sanders and Titty Caca Ocasio. And with Schumer now seen as a sellout to Trump now that the shutdown is virtually over with the Democrats having essentially nothing to show for it. Elsewhere, this headline and story is something we've been screaming about since forever: America needs a 40-year pause in immigration—it was a major 20th century success: The population of America after the Civil War exploded, driven by immigration, which caused constant problems in Europe and the westward expansion of America, growing 25-30 percent every decade. . . . . . The difference today from the 1880s to 1920s is the massive amounts of illegal immigration we have allowed, which went on steroids during the dark years of Joe Biden. That unvetted mass immigration is new, but the havoc it is wreaking is not. We saw it in the real wage decline of white and black Americans, which has only gotten worse since 2014. Because universities and the teachers they cranked out into public schools purposely stopped teaching real American history to focus only on the warts, most Americans today do not know that America has been around this block.And as if to underscore the problem, I give you: Michigan Senate Candidate Abdul El-Sayed Deleted Post Calling Border Patrol 'White Supremacists' and Blaming US for Illegal Immigration . . . The revelation comes after reports that El-Sayed deleted other posts supporting the 'defund the police' movement As you can see and infer as I have from several of the links, it won't be very long before the Islamic hordes link up arms with Antifa, BLM, street gangs of the indigenous and imported variety to hold us hostage or worse, all at the behest of the Mamdanis and Titty Caca's of the Party. Perilous times ahead, my friends. CAIR, ANTIFA and everyone who supports, funds and protects them must be collectively destroyed, before they destroy us. HOW we are to accomplish that act of self-preservation, given the corruption of our government and crucially our justice system, is the question. And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know
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