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Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/22/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)


Quote II

"Canberra is advanced in clean energy and renewable initiatives. The city has ambitious targets to achieve net zero emissions by 2045, and this is evident in the ongoing electrification and adoption of renewable energy sources throughout the area." Bryden Campbell, co-founders of Brand Rebellion


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The man who beat Corn Pop.


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Oh boo-hoo. Karma Is A Bitch and about time.

Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture
Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.

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NSFW-LANGUAGE WARNING



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What a bummer, the George Foreman Grill is no longer 29.

The spectacular rise and surprising staying power of the George Foreman Grill

Leon Dreimann still remembers the flashing red lights.

He was at the QVC Studios in Pennsylvania watching his business partner George Foreman chat with two co-hosts during a TV spot for Foreman’s namesake grill. The pair got carried away in their conversation and forgot about the heavyweight prizefighter standing with them. Foreman improvised, grabbing a burger fresh off the grill, placing it between two buns, and taking a bite on live TV.

Suddenly, the phone lines were overrun with callers. QVC shifted into emergency mode.

“Literally, a red siren light starts blaring in every corridor,” says Dreimann, then the CEO of Salton, Inc., the exclusive seller of the Foreman Grill.

Workers at the QVC Studios called it “going red.” Dreimann says he looked on as janitors, accountants, and warehouse workers stopped what they were doing and grabbed the nearest phone, taking sales calls to assist the overwhelmed operators — the fervor induced entirely by the boxer’s snap decision to eat a hamburger.

Such was the allure of Foreman and the George Foreman Grill during its late 90s and early 2000s heyday.

This year marks the 30-year anniversary of the grill, officially known as the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. After a slow start, it became an indelible part of ‘90s consumer culture and the world’s most popular product for cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, salmon, and just about everything else (Oprah Winfrey preferred it for bacon).


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Sometimes while drafting The ONT I really come upon some things that I have a hard time getting out of my mind. The human race is quite..........

'Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend

It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin

From Kim Kardashian’s famous predilection for so-called “vampire facials” to Victoria Beckham’s enthusiasm for bird poo-infused face cream, society’s elite seem willing to go to any lengths to preserve their glowing complexions.

However, Cate Blanchett’s preferred treatment must surely be the winner in the weirdness stakes. It is known simply as “the penis facial”.


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Don't worry Paul Joseph Watson, MushHead doesn't have the nuclear codes, ***Dr. ***Jill does........


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Unfortunately Mother Nature takes lives. Even those who are in the armed forces. Closing a beach for because of a death is an overreaction.

Authorities at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington State closed recreational access to its beaches this week, following the death of an Army soldier who drowned on Monday, July 15.

Joint Base Lewis-McChord, jointly operated by the Army and the Air Force, announced the closures on Thursday, July 18. The closure specifically affects the beaches at American Lake, most of which fall within the installation’s borders, and bar recreational swimming at the lake. The decision came three days after the death of one soldier. In a statement posted to the base’s website and social media pages, base leadership said that the beaches are indefinitely closed, and that a safety investigation is currently underway.


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When you are busing reminiscing about your poor uncle being eaten by cannibals it's hard to keep up with what is needed in the military.

Shocking Reuters Report: NATO’s Unfixable Shell Shortage

If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Like so many government problems, it has absurd origins.

Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry.


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One fortunate hiker................


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And one fortunate sky diver. Who should learn the following rule of life Number 19. Be careful for what you wish for.

NEW YORK (AP) — Officials on Sunday released the name of a pilot who died in a skydiving flight after her passengers jumped from the aircraft near the Niagara Falls.

Melanie Georger, 26, was the only person on board when the single-engine Cessna crashed Saturday, the Niagara Country Sheriff's Office said in a statement. Georger, of Towanda, New York, was working to become a commercial pilot, her father said Saturday in a statement on Facebook.

“My beloved daughter, my best friend and one of the two lights of my life passed away suddenly today,” Paul Georger wrote.

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Regular lurkers and commenters know that, "The ONT Is Always Looking Out For Them."TM
Tonight is no different!

New Research Indicates That How Often You Poop Could Predict Your Health – Are You in the “Goldilocks Zone”?

Researchers at the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) have found significant correlations between age, sex, and BMI, and the frequency of bowel movements.
Everybody poops, but not every day. New research from the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) indicates that the frequency of bowel movements is connected to long-term health.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE & Shuffle Play List Emporium

No musical history tonight.......



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The following video is a long distance dedication from commenter tankdemon.


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The emperor's helper is also tonight's: Genius Award Winner.

The Emperor’s helper had no clothes, Florida police say.

Following recent reports about a male intruder sleeping inside a Vero Beach apartment complex stairwell, an officer on foot patrol yesterday found the suspect standing inside a common room at around 3 AM.

Gregory Gornell, 44, was “fully nude,” according to an arrest report, and told police that he “was staying at the facility because he was the emperor’s helper.”

Seen at right, Gornell reportedly told the officer that the building--an independent living community for residents over the age of 62--was “under new management and that the emperor told him that he could stay there.”

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The following story even caused a certain misanthrope to smile. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

At the age of 7, Dawson lived in fear that he and his older brother Dalton wouldn’t get the chance to grow up together because they were floundering in foster care.

Adoption would be difficult because Dalton has cerebral palsy and epilepsy, is nonverbal, and a quadriplegic. Although several families were interested in Dawson, he was worried that finding a forever home could lead to separation.

Thankfully, with help from the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and Florida parents Robbin and Steven, the boys are now together—and thriving.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 7-21-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [754 comments] '...' [105.83 posts/day]
2 [630 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges'
3 [561 comments] 'Helena Handbasket'
4 [556 comments] 'Soothsayer'
5 [543 comments] 'gKWVE'
6 [509 comments] 'Anna Puma'
7 [474 comments] 'Don Black'
8 [448 comments] 'rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table'
9 [443 comments] 'AlaBAMA'
10 [391 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [264 names] 'Ciampino - Wed Update #01' [37.06 unique names/day]
2 [261 names] 'Miklos has Ideas'
3 [176 names] 'Don't Get Out Much'
4 [129 names] 'gKWVE'
5 [94 names] 'Count de Monet'
6 [86 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [61 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
8 [53 names] 'pookysgirl knows the Horde will get the joke'
9 [50 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
10 [43 names] 'Nigel West Dickens'


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Comments

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1 rst

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (xcIvR)

2 Yay, Spoonerism Day ONT!

This may be repeated tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (dZVON)

3 Well that was weird!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)

4 Darn late looking for a pearl necklace in honor of Kamala.

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (n3DL0)

5 The old switcheroo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de)

6 "We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)


You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD)

7 Dang!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

8 I fell off the board of wonder this week! Depressing. I guess I don’t get the cookie, either.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW)

9 Hey, I was here before now!

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)

10 Good old natural clouds, like when we were young!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (w6EFb)

11 5 The old switcheroo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de)


Yup.
Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

12 Prepare your kitty, Kamala.

Posted by: #4 at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

13 Spoonerisms??!!
It's been long understood that the Horde is usually under the affluence of inkohol.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

14 That was weird. I guess this is the right place.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (gKDq2)

15 I wonder how long a restaurant will stay open if they don't let customers have choices with their food?

Yeah, wacky post. Was here earlier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

16 It worked!!

I nooded. When I clicked on comments it just put up my comment box so I typed in rst and it worked.

Off to content.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xcIvR)

17 Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l


Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)

18 So I'm not going blind from MisHum's ONT switching?

Just going blind from standard old Busty Lesbian Pron?

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (b84Rv)

19 Crowdstrike, amirite?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (8AONa)

20 So, Biden will allegedly return to Washington DC tomorrow afternoon.

I'm sure that there will be no opportunity to ask him questions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)

21 Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.

Don't care. One set of rules for everyone.

Posted by: Not Into Unilateral Disarmament at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (FzNTb)

22 Thank you The the post MisHum...

Now what are the odds we make it to November...?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (TDvv2)

23 Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee

Mkay

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)

24 Crowdstrike, amirite?

The Russians were laughing that because of US sanctions, none of their computers were taken out by Crowdstrike.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

25 I don't think that bear had the taste for hairy hippy that day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (Ud7de)

26 TBF, MisHum, tonight's new pic is still a great place to lose a body.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)

27 Whoa! Dudes!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (5Seyi)

28 Kamela will be our new Queen. Dr. Jill is history.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)

29 meant to put another e in there...but that would have not made it any better.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (TDvv2)

30 Shocking Reuters Report: NATO’s Unfixable Shell Shortage
If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable.


Shall we tell them?

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (gKWVE)

31 Kwazy, baby. You're not in charge, so you don't get to say anything about how the committee members act.

In other words, shut up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)

32 I am happy to accept the delegates who have been delegating every day for the sake of saving democracy, and welcome these delegates as they delegate a new day in America once they delegate their votes in a delegating process to delegate me as president

Hahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (DBZuM)

33 Good old natural clouds, like when we were young!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

One cannot subsist on the rosy aerial aqueous stalactites

Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl)

34 Sorry I'm late, but I was assured it would only be a three hour touur.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (VSht7)

35 I got a humdinger of a comment ready for tomorrow. Ya hit a nerve with me on something, Mis Hum. Not you personally -- but a certain bit of content. Yeah - I read some content. Don't get used to it though!

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (RFPHU)

36 Uh, on the ammunition shortage? Who the Fuck does not think SOME OF US were talking about this 2 years ago?

This is only a surprise if you were not paying attention.

Or.... wait... MSM... did not WANT to talk about it... did not WANT to know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (xaFKb)

37 Thank you very much for that, MisHum.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (VSht7)

38 Sometimes while drafting The ONT I really come upon some things that I have a hard time getting out of my mind. The human race is quite..........

These people are f'ing stupid. That's the only explanation. They're dullards, so you can fool them with anything. Sheesh, putting poop on your face.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

39 When's my funeral?

Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (BoA4i)

40 Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.


Good. Fuck these assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (qZEuM)

41 When's my funeral?
Posted by: I'm not dead yet!

BACK OFF

Posted by: John McCain and Ruth Ginsburg at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (XIkHl)

42 Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (BoA4i)

You're close enough for government work.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2)

43 You think if we tell the Dems to not come over here they won't maul us?

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (n3DL0)

44 'Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend


For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.

While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)

45 Kamela will be our new Queen. Dr. Jill is history.

Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.

We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

46 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

For a moment, I was dreaming of towering red rocks and Jerry Lee Lewis... but then I cam back to the reality of a cool mountain lake and Jackson Browne...

Maybe it's because - once again - I refused the upgrade to Windows 11?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)

47 Too bad...

I am holding a story about going to the mines around Calico Ghost Town out in the deserts of CA when I was a Boy Scout and not for the arm grab of my friend Mike...missed falling down a 100 ft. mine shaft.

Another day...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (TDvv2)

48 Thank you for this and all the ONTs MisHum, but could we ge t a little warning if it's a twilight zone edition?

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

49 They wanted cancel culture. Fuck them.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (A4Fy5)

50 The Russians were laughing that because of US sanctions, none of their computers were taken out by Crowdstrike.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

OK.... I was a Network engineer until I retired just 3 years ago... when did Crowdstrike become such a dominant player in the industry, that they killed a lot of the net?

Never even heard of them back in the day. NEVER used any of their products.

Ukraine owned company... you know... the land of serious graft... yet somehow took down a lot of the US infrastructure?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (xaFKb)

51 Da fuck is she doing hiking in Grizzly country with out a BFG?

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR)

52 Penis facials?? Gotta be a "you got it in my eye" risk with those.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)

53 You can bet Jill Biden is making life HELL for the WH staff these days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)

54 Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee

Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)


I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (jGGMD)

55 Get on the cart, Biden!

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (+I6Y/)

56 For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.

While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)

Interesting.

Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb)

57 Uh, on the ammunition shortage? Who the Fuck does not think SOME OF US were talking about this 2 years ago?

Despite the fact that the NATO types claim that there is a high probability of war between Russia and NATO eventually, only Poland, Finland, and the Baltics seem to take that seriously.

After all, rearmament would require the partial dismantlement of the welfare state, and that is a political price that they are not willing to pay.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)

58 Is the top pic raninmundo communicating via smoke signals?

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

59 Heh, canceling. If I can lose my livelyhood for giving you a sadz, you damn sure can lose yours for calling for or cheering on the assassination of a former (and future) president.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (dZVON)

60 After all, rearmament would require the partial dismantlement of the welfare state, and that is a political price that they are not willing to pay.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)

actually, there is plenty of money to do it... they would have to soften some environmental regulations... which aint gonna happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xaFKb)

61 When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

62 Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee

Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)


I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Posted by: Dr. T

But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree!

Posted by: Miklos listens and learns at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (XIkHl)

63 "We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)

Decorum sucks. I want to see punches thrown, like in Taiwan!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d)

64 17 Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l


Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)


Nope. I deleted them all without reading.

Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

65 Great pic up top, MisHum. MiladyJo and Daisy Dog and I were just out on our evening walk, admiring the pink sky of the fading day. It was just like that pic. Except for the mountains. And the pines. And the lake. And the pink.

Good evening, y'all. It's 10 o'clock EDST. Do you know who your chief executive and commander in chief is?

Posted by: mindful webworker - old dumb jokes revived at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (+5dKF)

66 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (94Y6N)

67 actually, there is plenty of money to do it... they would have to soften some environmental regulations... which aint gonna happen.

And reintroducing conscription would cause political pain.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)

68 Haven't seen Retardo here in a while.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (qZEuM)

69 Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend

For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.

While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)

Oh.
(cancells appointment)

Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

70 Girthy tonight MisHum!

Penis facials, or as they say in the salon, "gimme the Kamala"!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (NMT5x)

71 48 Thank you for this and all the ONTs MisHum, but could we ge t a little warning if it's a twilight zone edition?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

How do you think when I post and see Tuesday's is up.
I go into fix this shit fast mode.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)

72 Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee

Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)


I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Posted by: Dr. T

But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree!
Posted by: Miklos listens and learns

Look assholes, this is how we do "democracy"....so fuck off.

Posted by: the dnc at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)

73 Nope. I deleted them all without reading.

Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

I worked for an hour on that comment!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

74 KAMALA FEGELEIN!!!!

Posted by: Reichsfuhrerin DR Jill at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (XIkHl)

75 Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee

And all without a single primary vote cast for her. That's actually kind of impressive. Evil, but impressive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (dZVON)

76 Da fuck is she doing hiking in Grizzly country with out a BFG?

Posted by: Reforger
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I could help.

Posted by: Dick Casull at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L)

77 NO...NO...NO!!!

Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass

as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect.

That is how it is supposed to go...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)

78 How do you think when I post and see Tuesday's is up.
I go into fix this shit fast mode.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Thank you for that. Thought I was entering joey b. mental awareness territory.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

79 Kamala Harris Is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being I’ve Ever Known in My Life

Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)

80 Get on the cart, Biden!
Posted by: a dude in MI

I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Mumbles at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (5Seyi)

81 Is this Democracy? I can't believe they are getting away with this.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)

82 The reason I requested The Four Tops was because Duke Fakir, the.last surviving original member, died today.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7)

83 Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room!

We brought in some Chinese experts to help with Joe's reeducation.

Posted by: The Deep State! at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)

84 That Penis Facial ...

Turns out I've been doing it all wrong

Posted by: Pretend President Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa)

85 I've been following the Libs of Tiktok cancel culture spree-
he picked the most innocuous one to use as an example.
Most of them have been educators, doctors, or elected officials. Iow, people in charge in some way of other's lives.

Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (4lnL8)

86 73 Nope. I deleted them all without reading.

Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

I worked for an hour on that comment!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

A humanitarian Cob would say, "That's a shame OrnageEnt. So sorry about that."

A misanthropic Cob would say, "Suck it up buttercup!"

A misanthropic cob would say, "Fuckin' bummer at least your not banned."

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)

87 82 The reason I requested The Four Tops was because Duke Fakir, the.last surviving original member, died today.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7)


Thanks for the request.

I did not see that in the music news.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

88 O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (uxCna)

89 Are we in a dictatorship now? If the Democrats can oust their duly elected potato, can they also keep the presidency forever?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (xJEPL)

90 “We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)


Is that you, Frizzell Gerard Tate?

Posted by: Kweisi X Miklosfume at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (XIkHl)

91 Again dead pool

How many times will we see FJB in public between now and November?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (TDvv2)

92 Finished third this week in Sockpuppet Wall of Shame. Loftiest perch I could ever hope to attain. Now I'm at peace with my homegoing.

Posted by: Called Colonial Penn at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)

93 DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.

Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)

94 Thanks for the request.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

Do you take requests now?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)

95 DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room!

Meh, guessing her buyout was substantial.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

96 How many times will we see FJB in public between now and November?

If you believe Laura Loomer, once, at the state funeral.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (dZVON)

97 penis facial ... MisHum spared us the details, leaving me with the dilemma: to click or not to click. Hmmmm...

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'd rather just use my imagination at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (+5dKF)

98 Meh, guessing her buyout was substantial.
Posted by: Some Rat

I know a guy

Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (XIkHl)

99 Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (V5BDR)

100 94 Thanks for the request.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)


People request things all the time.
Sometimes I grant, sometimes I don't.

Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

101 Since it hasn't been said yet...

Fvck Joe Biden!

(You know you were thinking it...)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (U3L4U)

102 These people are f'ing stupid. That's the only explanation. They're dullards, so you can fool them with anything. Sheesh, putting poop on your face.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


It's BIRD poop! An entirely different thing!
Excuse me while I go wash the bird poop off my face.

Posted by: Vickie Beckham, Not Nuts At All at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

103 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH

I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.

Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)

104 >>>society’s elite seem willing to go to any lengths to preserve their glowing complexions.

After my nearly botched facelift, it was love at first glans!

Posted by: Kammy, VP at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (5h/8D)

105 CANNONBALL!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

106 So as crazy as the past two weeks have been, someone said that if aliens landed tomorrow, people would just shrug at thus point.

Question- if aliens invaded tomorrow, who (person or persons), would you want in charge of earth's defense?

I go first - Trump advised by Elon & Bibi; possibly Putin as well.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (Ka3bZ)

107 Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober


Works better than "Guy Pfister".

And, yes, that's a real name.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

108 I know a guy
Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals

It could have been the 8 x 10 glossies of tommy crooks head shot that convinced her.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)

109 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Ve are havvin Rekvestins

Vy you no Akkeptens

Posted by: the Swedish Bikini Team at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (XIkHl)

110 >>>Officials on Sunday released the name of a pilot who died in a skydiving flight after her passengers jumped from the aircraft near the Niagara Falls.

So the people who jumped out of the plane were the smart ones.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (klJTj)

111 107 Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober

Works better than "Guy Pfister".

And, yes, that's a real name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)


There really is a Richard Shaver.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

112 Oh boo-hoo. Karma Is A Bitch and about time.

Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture


Only commies could be such whiny little bitches as to think that *one* person getting fired for giggling over murder is no worse than hundreds of corporate policies telling normal employees they'll be fired if they say things like 'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (VavZF)

113 I concur...

Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.

Starting now...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2)

114 100 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

——-
Dancing queen da da dum on a tambourine…

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

115 CANNONBALL!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.)

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)

116 There really is a Richard Shaver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Do tell

Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl)

117 A month ago I went on a very long road trip to a family reunion, the first held in 26 years, then my hometown where there are e now no living relatives, then my to maternal grandparents farm that's now a only a house and unused barn on 10 acres, owned by my youngest uncle.

Sadly I learned for myself that you can't go home again. But I also learned I have several relatives who will not turn me away if I hit hard times.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (5fDan)

118 NO...NO...NO!!!

Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass

as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect.

That is how it is supposed to go...
Posted by: Nightwatch


Has anyone checked if the DNC venue is susceptible to damage from her cackling? It would be -so- terrible if her cackling destroyed the venue.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)

119 Hello Everyone! Happy Monday.

Thank you for the ONT Mis Hum.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (QGaXH)

120 We ALL know some guys...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (TDvv2)

121 Evening.

Ace Frehley!

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (oFLn3)

122 Evening all, thx MisHum. I posted this PM wondering how long it would take for someone to post a Downfall parody for Biden. You didn't disappoint MisHum, my compliments

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy)

123 >>>"The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge," she told the website.

Um, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (klJTj)

124 Off to bed. Sleep well!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (p4NUW)

125
DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.
Posted by: Joe Biden
-----------


“A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
— Bud, Repo Man

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (XeU6L)

126 Oh Boy! Gutfeld is on!

yay!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:37 PM (QGaXH)

127 @115

>>Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.)

Sorry, here's a freshly mixed Gimlet for your troubles.

** shoots double finger guns in your general direction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)

128 Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture

It's always different when it's you.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL)

129 I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)

Come on!

Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)

130 Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.

Starting now...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2)


Maybe all Republicans should start using canes. An old House tradition.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (gKDq2)

131 116 There really is a Richard Shaver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Do tell
Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl)

Ahem.....

Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door) at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (QGaXH)

132 Dancing queen da da dum on a tambourine…
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

I'm going to add that to my nic.

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL)

133 Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.

Or you know, do their jobs and defund their departments.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)

134 >>> 100
==
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

Not even Sabaton???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)

135 Off former aerospace corporate life sock....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (QGaXH)

136 Ahem.....
Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door)

Dept. of Transportation hire?

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)

137 129 I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)

Come on!
Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)

Cough cough

Posted by: John Facenda at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (5h/8D)

138 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)


They're prettier than Yoko.

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL)

139
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee


Does she have the necessary electoral college votes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)

140 The more you eat the more you shit.

Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (8sMut)

141 Ace Frehley!
Posted by: Robert

My brother!

Posted by: I. P. Frehley at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (XIkHl)

142 122 Evening all, thx MisHum. I posted this PM wondering how long it would take for someone to post a Downfall parody for Biden. You didn't disappoint MisHum, my compliments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy)

Thank you!

There was one yesterday out but I didn't think it was funny.
I chuckled at this one in a couple of spots.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

143 There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)

144 @100

>>Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.

Surely you can make a special dispensation for Roxette?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Does she have the necessary electoral college votes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

We're working on it.

Posted by: Dominon at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (vJiyU)

146 45
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
----
So not the dank, cold dungeon ....?

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #19 at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

147 Per the NY Post Biden has cancelled nine trips and will continue to isolate in Delaware. Meanwhile Kneepads has allegedly gotten the number if delegates needed to secure the nomination.
I think if the convention happens it will be insane. However if Biden shucks off this mortal coil, I can see the Dems having a virtual vote "out of respect for the late Joey and his family". The hardcore left would go batshit and might not vote, but at least the Dems will avoid the perception amongst the independent voters that they are violently insane

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qejsy)

148 134 >>> 100
==
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

Not even Sabaton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)


Will there be any brownie donations?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)

149 Ahem.....
Posted by: Long Dong

No more yanky my wanky!

The Donger need food!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (XIkHl)

150 "We're Kumbaya For Kamala!"

"No. God, no. OK let's go to next test slogan. What number are we up to?"

"15,427."

Posted by: Inside the Kamala For President Campaign War Room a Week From Now at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (5fDan)

151 >>> 148 134
==
Not even Sabaton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)


Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)

Ha! ... did you say you preferred the dark chocolate?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF)

152 128

Sorry ASSHAT. this falls under the heading of Post 911 "If you see something...SAY SOMETHING.

From my standpoint...He SAW and then he SAID!!

Right to her fat bitch domestic terrorist FACE.

Suck a Ding Dong Loser.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (TDvv2)

153 There was an NFL QB in the late 60s with the name Dick Shiner.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy)

154 The more you eat the more you shit.
Posted by: Mao

I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi)

155 Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door) at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (QGaXH)

I had a boss once, Short Prick.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (gKDq2)

156 Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
.....what can be, unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1)

157 Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

*drools*

*Brownies*

*like Girl Scouts, but younger*

Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (XIkHl)

158 One cannot subsist on the rosy aerial aqueous stalactites

Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl)

Maybe, if supplemented with burgundy okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb)

159 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)


ABBA isn't technically Swedish. They belong to the world, dammit!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)

160 >>> 154 The more you eat the more you shit.
Posted by: Mao

I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi)

Not *my* book, in book "Stuff Mao Said".

Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (VavZF)

161 #7

I don't have a lot going on right now..

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl)

162 157 Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

With Wacky Tobacky?

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL)

163 128 Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture

It's always different when it's you.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL)

Quantitative difference between saying Men and Womenz are different, and calling for the Death of someone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb)

164 ABBA isn't technically Swedish. They belong to the world, dammit!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)


Seconded!

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)

165 I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.
Posted by: Tonypete

Musical summer interlude-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgGdv-i9N9c

Posted by: Carolina Miklos, whose parents used to Shag at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl)

166 51 Da fuck is she doing hiking in Grizzly country with out a BFG?

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR)

Pretty much all of Alaska south of the Brooks Range is Grizzly country. I don't usually carry. But I do know the rule.

If it's Black, step back.

If it's Brown, hunker down.

If it's White, say goodnight.

And yes, I have stood very still for over an hour while a grizzly bear cleared a blueberry patch. They are certainly in charge.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (sRfrW)

167 509 comments?

Did not realize I had slipped into old habits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (4M+oY)

168 "The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge," she told the website."

Then they are sterilized and sold to Kamala as chewing gum.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (VwHCD)

169 Quantitative difference between saying Men and Womenz are different, and calling for the Death of someone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb)

I was referring to Liberals don't like The New Rules when applied to themselves.

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)

170 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)

171 56 For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.

While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)

Interesting.

Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb)
----
For a moment I thought bukkake - some cool dude has figured a way to have women ASK for it.
O well.

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #20 at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)

172 Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.

We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room pops a vein in her forehead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

FIFY

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

173 . . . And Ace of Base and Roxette are far better than that Bjork.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)

174 Maybe, if supplemented with burgundy okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

No sous-vide

Must to fry

Posted by: Foreign Guest Worker Miklos at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (XIkHl)

175 Thanks for the request.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH


Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

176 I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW)

177 Wonder what Willie Brown be doing right now?

Probably getting his catheter changed....

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)

178 Opening theme song for the 2024 Democrat National Convention in Chicago - "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (4M+oY)

179 Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

John Candy in Home Alone, the Polka King

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)

180 170 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)

Published as rules. Absolutely. Who would argue with that?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (sRfrW)

181 Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.

We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room pops a vein in her forehead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

FIFY
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Saying it again.
Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)

182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (iRX3h)

183 I once had a boss named John J Johnson

I always wondered what his middle name was

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM)

184 So Kamala thinks she's got it in the bag. Deep State is giving her enough exposure to make a fool of herself and then she'll be forced out.
Wonder who they really want.

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)

185 Ha! ... did you say you preferred the dark chocolate?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF)

Why yes I did. You have a wonderful memory.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)

186 When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

"Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

187 My news feed said that the White House lesbian press Muppet will appear on The View. All time and space as we know it will come to a halt with that crossing of the idiot streams

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (qejsy)

188 Published as rules. Absolutely. Who would argue with that?

Those lacking common sense

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (4M+oY)

189 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Now, about this Moose and Squirrel, Natasha....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (VNX3d)

190 Saying it again.
Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)


Done.

Now Jill where is my sammich?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)

191 Poor Dr. Jill, never got the star treatment. What else does a homewrecker need to do to get respect?

That bitch presents herself for Holy Communion knowing full well she's a divorcee and probably caused the death of the true wife.

Let's hope her fall from grace is as ignominious as her behavior has been, from day one.

And I do pray, as a good Catholic, that she repent and confess and sin no more, but we know that's a pipe dream.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (sRfrW)

192 182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Yes, they want their face to stand out.

Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)

193 182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Do their noses get bigger?

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:59 PM (xJEPL)

194 When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

"Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)

195 183 I once had a boss named John J Johnson

I always wondered what his middle name was
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM)

Jackwagon.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW)

196 >>> 192 182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)

Do they become emotionally erect?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF)

197 I am available for 2 innings of relief tonight.

Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (55boN)

198 John Candy and Eugene Levy as Stan and Yosh Schmenge the Polka Kings in "The Last Polka"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (qejsy)

199 The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.

Those terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY)

200 Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl

When I had to drive back and forth to DC, I always did it when I could hear the polka shows from Penn on the radio.

Posted by: MiklosKrzyzewski learned how to polka in Poland and at Duke at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (XIkHl)

201 Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl

HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (5Seyi)

202 199 The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.

Those terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY)

Buy shares in Jiffypop.

Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (xJEPL)

203 Is it true?

Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility?

Please God NO!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)

204 It's Midnight in America

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)

205 The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.

Those terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Disrespect

The "White" House was built by slaves owned by Kummala's fambly.

Posted by: Miklos feigns outrage at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (XIkHl)

206 Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF)

Dr, I've got this throbbing headache! - Kate Blanchette

Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (5h/8D)

207 204 It's Midnight in America
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)

It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)

208 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)

Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Their faces double in size around women.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)

209 Is it true?

Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility?

Please God NO!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)


She was head of security for PepsiCo.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)

210 I don't think there's ever been a more on-point Hitler Downfall parody than this Biden one.

Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (Yt3ED)

211 sharing different heart beats . . .

Posted by: the knife at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE)

212 Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl

HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment.
Posted by: Tonypete

Sainted Mother still enjoys Mollie Bs Polka Party.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (vJiyU)

213 It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)


It's midnight somewhere

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)

214 So Kamala apparently has enough delegates to win the nom in the first round of voting.

How many did she blow or promise to blow?

Anal?

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (rsqkI)

215 Working as the head of security for Pepsi is akin to working as retail loss prevention.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (IDphi)

216 She was head of security for PepsiCo.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)

I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)

217 They will have to lock Jill up in the "Situation Room" at this point.

Besides, Obama has more than likely already taken over the upper floors.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (TDvv2)

218 TV service ad: it's 11PM , do you know where your president is?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (qejsy)

219 Remember when the media made Trump take a dementia test because he slipped on a wet ramp?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)

220 Who does Obama want to be the front man for his 4th term?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (xJEPL)

221 I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)

That's why she was assigned to protect the Cheeto.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (lX8VI)

222 You know if the Ayatollah of Iran says he'll abandon their quest for nukes if President Harris sleeps with him she's morally required to.

The dignity of one little President is nothing compared to the potential cost in American blood and treasure.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (rsqkI)

223 Yay, Spoonerism Day ONT!

This may be repeated tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco

Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.

Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)

224 Korean foreskins hmmmm?

Your face been stiff for fo owah, you go doctor now!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (NMT5x)

225 With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,


I call bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8)

226 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)

227 Robert

https://www.suruga-ya.com/en

Right now they have free shipping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY)

228 213 It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)


It's midnight somewhere
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)

I'm stickin' with 5:00 somewhere.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (QGaXH)

229 I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)


Pepsi owns Doritos.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (gKDq2)

230 ***However, Cate Blanchett’s preferred treatment must surely be the winner in the weirdness stakes. It is known simply as “the penis facial”.***
--------------------

Little does she know that those wily Koreans substitute boneless pig sphincter for those foreskins.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (VJFAr)

231 Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)

I have it on good authority that he's more into baked goods.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (xJEPL)

232 I was at a bar/restaurant in Columbia SC in the 90s, when they first got 300 channels of satellite channel music.

Paid the bartender $20 to put on the Polka channel. "Only for a half hour".

Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.

Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl)

233 216 She was head of security for PepsiCo.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)

I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)

Didn't one of the exasperated congress-critters today tell her to 'go back to guarding doritos'?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:13 PM (QGaXH)

234 So what is this environmentally friendly replacement for TNT?

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

235 198 John Candy and Eugene Levy as Stan and Yosh Schmenge the Polka Kings in "The Last Polka"
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Mmmm. Cabbage rolls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)

236 Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)

Rhinelanders are not true Germans!

Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)

237 Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)

I am guessing Lysander Spooner.

Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl)

238 Austin Bay and Jim Dunnigan at StategyPage.com did a podcast about the munitions problems and how it is impacting military preparedness back in November. They noted the artillery shell issue and how there were no quick fixes.

They also brought up how the Russians were accessing more shells from North Korea, amongst others, and how the West was depleting all sorts of stockpiles as well.

So, this issue has been known for some time -- and it is just another fall out from the U.S. and its allies pushing to continue the conflict in the Ukraine instead of finding a way to settle it.

The mp3 download in linked via the URL I am providing.

Posted by: Big Sam at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (ULArf)

239 234 So what is this environmentally friendly replacement for TNT?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

Ka BOOM

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (xJEPL)

240 Amazing the munitions shortfall is becoming front and center. Again.

Some of us have been talking about it for months and months. The factory that makes 155mm artillery shells in the US is located in prime Joey Bidet territory - near his hometown of Scranton.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (4M+oY)

241 106 Days 6 Hours 59 Minutes 55 Seconds. to go.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2)

242
Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski


Cabbage Rolls and Coffee ~ https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0?si=hvxi-2xvFZuHXEjW

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz)

243 https://www.suruga-ya.com/en

Right now they have free shipping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY)

*Shoved wallet at you*

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (fiPAM)

244 Rhinelanders are not true Germans!

Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)

And rhinestones are not true diamonds.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

245 I've won 18 Grammy Awards.

Posted by: Jimmy Sturr at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (V5BDR)

246 My favorite was the "Liechtensteiner Polka" because it seemed more German.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (0Htd1)

247 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)

Corruption in journalism?

Nooooooo!!!!! Neverrrrrrrr!!!!

Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM)

248 Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)


A Prussian is a Pole who has forgotten who his grandfather was.

Posted by: Konrad Adenauer, Rhinelander and Proud, Baby! at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (jGGMD)

249 208 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)

Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Their faces double in size around women.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)
----
Have they tried smegmatic facials?

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #22 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

250 Ka BOOM
Posted by: ALH

Too early for breakfast

Posted by: Miklos was also a Kaboom Kid at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (XIkHl)

251 Poor Dems, I'm sure they all think with every D POTUS it will be like "the West Wing" and they have been and are getting mashup of Dave and Weekend at Bernies. I'd feel badly for them if they weren't killing the country with their various BS.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (wTs+0)

252 I took up aerobics to help maintain my well-propositioned figure, .... wait ..

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #23 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

253 Rhinelanders are not true Germans!

Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)

And rhinestones are not true diamonds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

And rhinestone cowboys aren't true cowboys.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)

254 7/22 Forbes generic ballot
Rep 44
Dem 39

We peaked too soon, but what an election night that would be.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 22, 2024 11:22 PM (55boN)

255 Rhinelanders are not true Germans!

Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)

And rhinestones are not true diamonds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

*checks*

Yes

Posted by: Miklos still has a highly collectible Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter at July 22, 2024 11:23 PM (XIkHl)

256
I once had a boss named John J Johnson


Did he come from Wisconsin?

Did he work in a lumber mill there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (xG4kz)

257 Cabbage Rolls and Coffee ~ https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0?si=hvxi-2xvFZuHXEjW

I was the inspiration for that song. In Polka world, I am a muse.

Posted by: Mrs Vilva Yzachke at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)

258 Corruption in journalism?
Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM)


It's not corruption in *journalism*. The idiots believe their own propaganda. The corruption is in the schools.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (d8zPm)

259 >>> 226 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)

Big deal, I'm going to be *sentencing* the Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (VavZF)

260 Robert

Bad idea. *looks at cart* Seven items.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (4M+oY)

261 Journalism....nothing about "reporters".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (ufFY8)

262 Good Lord..

I am TRAMMAGESTRUFUTENGUTENOBSOLECTENERHOSEN!!

So I'm out.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (TDvv2)

263 John J. Johnson is right!

Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)

264 Liechtensteiner will come.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:26 PM (K66ud)

265 Now this is some serious otaku cred

https://www.suruga-ya.com/en/product/608474545

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (4M+oY)

266 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Be nice if they had the decency to fix their paw and hoof marks on the greens.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)

267 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma


hey

Posted by: Moose and Squirrel at July 22, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl)

268 Miss Scarlet in the Kitchen with the Candelabra!

Any of our conspiracy analysts beat me to it?

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (NLIak)

269 Liechtensteiner will come.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

umm

about that

Posted by: zombie Rosa Liechtenstein at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl)

270 I just finished a doc on TUBI.
Spies,Hoods and the Hidden Elite I was an interview/story told by Chauncey Holt. Everything he said was referenced with actual letters, documents and photos. Holt revealed hard evidence of locations and operatives of CIA operations during the 50,s and early 60's. I was shocked that he mentioned CEO,s of bothering Coke and Pepsi as being involved with the CIA. Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)

271 Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl)

"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (sRfrW)

272 Funny how worrying about the environment has caused so many problems. It has made most goods more expensive; it has pushed much of industry beyond our borders; it has made us dependent on both countries that are not very amicable and countries that have a poor record of quality control. When are we going to turn around and tell these enviros to take a hike? They can always leave the country and take the judges with them!

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #24 at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

273 An observation: we have the lock on stunning women. They are just brain freezing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (kzHlT)

274 Be nice if they had the decency to fix their paw and hoof marks on the greens.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)

You should probably tell them that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW)

275 Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)

Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW)

276 Tonight is, hopefully, my last night without working central air conditioning. I haven't slept worth a damn in a week. Repairman is supposed to be here in the afternoon, and hopefully whatever is wrong will be a quick fix (and he has any needed parts in his truck).

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (iQlbn)

277 John J. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)

His name is my name, too.

Posted by: Rex J Johnson at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (5h/8D)

278 "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Riposte-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

Posted by: Miklos "Joe" Tex at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (XIkHl)

279 Purty good stuuf MH. Especially enjoyed the feel good story. I think thrre are more people in this world with big hearts than we realize.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:35 PM (zuSOB)

280 His name is my name, too.
Posted by: Rex J Johnson

WE ARE ALL SPARTACUS JOHNSON

Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl)

281 I take pride in announcing my pooping prowess as I rank in the 'Goldilocks' class..So I got that going for me.Nice!
I may enter it on my Ourtime.profile.
And yes I actually read that.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (szWen)

282 Here's a clip of Pat Fallon of Texas grilling Secret Service Director Cheatle (courtesy Viva Frei):

https://is.gd/KxrStl

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 11:37 PM (O7YUW)

283 WE ARE ALL SPARTACUS JOHNSON
Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl)

***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:38 PM (xJEPL)

284 It isn't a proper fish fry at the VFW until the old folks are hopping to Frank Yankovic.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (sRfrW)

285 "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Come to think of it, Joe Tex also did this, with reference to size-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjzXVZo4b0o

Posted by: Miklos makes an exception for Darleen at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (XIkHl)

286 What a stupid timeline.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (Aqu9a)

287 I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW)

You know, if Biden does officially "die of Covid" then that makes all the vaxxes and boosters completely worthless. I mean, we know that, but the LIV's have been swallowing the clotshot propaganda for a long time. Biden should be protected, dammit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (yLiuJ)

288 pride in announcing my pooping prowess

Full colostomy bag before morning!
If I ate poppy seed rolls then buried the bag would I get flowers?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:44 PM (K66ud)

289 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)

290 275 Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)

Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
------------

She was on Biden's swimming detail.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (VJFAr)

291 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

********

woo-hoo!!

Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16)

292 Watched Hillbilly Elegy tonight.

So many thoughts. I don't think much about my Fathers side of the family but they were WV coal mining hill people who moved to Ohio to work in steel mills. And then some interesting other family stuff. And drunkenness and other dysfunction.

JD Vance's story hit kind of close. Probably will do that for a lot of people.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (IFNME)

293 The real Terlit Hobo
has come up for air. THE architect of the Dem lawfair against the MAGA movement, Trump included
Eric fuckin Hold my beer Holder.
https://tinyurl.com/y8kecam8

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (szWen)

294 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

You mean the local press where Kamala was raised?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (VNX3d)

295 With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,


I call bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY

It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (yLiuJ)

296 The Downfall parodies never get old. Ever. I laugh every single time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (mH6SG)

297 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH

Another look at the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: Miklos thinks women, as general principle, should just calm their tits at July 22, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)

298 With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,


I call bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY

It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

There is only one solution. We must find the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and blow up the earth. The view from Mars will be spectacular!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (VNX3d)

299
289 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL


Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME)

300 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)

Wish this place was searchable.

They gave the game away on that three weeks ago when some supposed anonymous Democrat said "we need someone who can prosecute the case against Trump" and I said "there it is" and called this practically word for word.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)

301 288 Why can you refine heroin?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (szWen)

302

So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here.

Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less.
We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here.

This will kill my husband.

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)

303 I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.
Posted by: tcn in AK

If he's not incapacitated, he will be soon. Stress and confusion won't mix well with his dementia. This country is going to be walking the tight rope over the abyss for the next six months.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (zuSOB)

304 Miklos thinks women, as general principle, should just calm their tits at July 22, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)

Even though this nic is chauvinistic to the max, I still giggled.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (xJEPL)

305 Has anyone seen Hunter in the last couple of days? Is he locked down with Joe and Doctor Jill?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi)

306 So sorry to hear that FS. Prayers for a positive resolution to your dilemma.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (zuSOB)

307 305 Has anyone seen Hunter in the last couple of days? Is he locked down with Joe and Doctor Jill?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi)

I think he's helping Jill with the packing. They'll be moving out soon.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (xJEPL)

308 Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)

Yikes. That's terrible. Will pray that everything works out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (Ad8y9)

309 Just noticed my hash. Is Pixy trying to tell me something?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (zuSOB)

310 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)


Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)

311 Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend
It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin


What a sick and twisted society. These people are freaks.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)

312 Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)

Sorry to hear about your troubles. May you find a new place soon.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (xJEPL)

313 291 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

********

woo-hoo!!

Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16)


Norwegian.

Although, really, what's the diff? They're all filthy Scandis.

Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:54 PM (Yt3ED)

314 Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME)


It's hard to resign if you're in a coma.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (gKDq2)

315 >>>
Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
Posted by: blaster
---------------------

Kanela is at Rehoboth and they are taping and editing his resignation and her swearing in. When it's finished they will hand out copies to their favorite news agencies.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr)

316 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)

Ah, here it is. July 11. Post 466. Was an easy find since I used the exact words.

https://tinyurl.com/3eerzt4z

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (lX8VI)

317 290
Yes and your point is?
How did numbnuts manage to get 81 million votes and can't fill a high school gym?
CIA now NWO is running this show. Daddy Bush headed the CIA. The same Bush family that bought the shares of Trump stock the day before Trumps attempted assassination. Hmmm

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (szWen)

318 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon".


Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL)

319 263 John J. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)

Miklos J Johnson is right about John J Johnson being right!

Didn't you guys see the movie???

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (QGaXH)

320 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)

Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
***

They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)

321 Another prediction - once Trump unloads on her, they will RUN from the word prosecutor. He's going to turn it into a bigger curse word than "felon".

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (lX8VI)

322 Kanela is at Rehoboth and they are taping and editing his resignation and her swearing in. When it's finished they will hand out copies to their favorite news agencies.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr)


That makes perfect sense. This whole Administration has been a sham from the get-go.

Will they send up white smoke at the White House?

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (gKDq2)

323 302

So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here.

Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less.
We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here.

This will kill my husband.

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)


I'm so sorry, that truly sucks. Do you have a written lease? Is there anything in writing on the previously agreed sale?

Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (Yt3ED)

324 Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.

They're waiting for him to die so that they can then file to replace him on the ballot in the states where death of the candidate is required. And don't think for a moment that they won't "help" him on his way if he lingers too long.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON)

325 Oh no four seasons, I am so sorry.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (lX8VI)

326 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon".


Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL)

Toronto is a shithole. Sorry, Andy, but facts are facts. Get out while you can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ)

327
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.


It matters not -- both places are insanely jealous of Hayward and the giant fiberglass Muskellunge in front of the National Fresh Water Fishing Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (xG4kz)

328 Old pedo Joe likely to rendez-vous with his personal judgement day soon. May God show mercy.

He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN)

329 They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)


"They [can] control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth," but they cannot control her cackle.

Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

330 Toronto is a shithole. Sorry, Andy, but facts are facts. Get out while you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ)

Not Andy. Amy

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL)

331 "They [can] control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth," but they cannot control her cackle.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

All Trump has to do is reach for his zipper, and Kamala will be strapping on her kneepads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (yLiuJ)

332 ***

They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes
-------------------------

Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr)

333 Folks these are my people.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (kzHlT)

334 Even though this nic is chauvinistic to the max, I still giggled.
Posted by: ALH

When wimmins giggle, they jiggle.

It all works out.

Posted by: Miklos from the He-Man Woman Haters Club at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (XIkHl)

335 Time for this old lady to go to bed. Goodnight! Love you guys

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (xJEPL)

336 Not Andy. Amy
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL)

Oh. I didn't know you were in Toronto. I was directing my warning to Andycanuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (yLiuJ)

337 If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Like so many government problems, it has absurd origins.

Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry.
***
This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)

338 Remember all the black guys she put in CA prison for weed?
Remember her interview on TV talking about getting high and listening to so and so?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (VJFAr)

339 four seasons, I don't even know what to say.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:05 AM (sAmhv)

340 332 ***

They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes
-------------------------

Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr)

When she was Attorney General here she put lots of AA males in jail for basically pot possession, if my memory serves. She also wanted to jail parents of chronically truant children.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH)

341
Yes there is a lease and we just agreed two weeks ago that we would buy the house.

They were crying, fake crocodile tears when they told us. "We won't tell you that you have to move out in 30 days" WTF, you can fuck right off. We will find something because we aren't living in limbo about when we have to be out.

Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.

We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)

342 333 Folks these are my people.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI
Posted by: Xipe Totec
------------------------------

I thought you were an Aztec skull crusher.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (VJFAr)

343 Early night, folks. Doctor's appointment in the a.m.

Be safe.

Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (gKDq2)

344 Remember her interview on TV talking about getting high and listening to so and so?

Tupac and Snoop Dogg, before either had released anything. She also called Tupac the best rapper alive, at least 23 years after he died.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (dZVON)

345 Old pedo Joe likely to rendez-vous with his personal judgement day soon. May God show mercy.

He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN)

I bet that nasty old fuck has it in him to live long enough just to make the ho' actually run for the office. Its how he rolls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

346 Night all.
Geezer.Golf in the morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)

347 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (PDf99)

348 And don't think for a moment that they won't "help" him on his way if he lingers too long.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON)

Sometimes the doctors make the way smooth, you know.

Posted by: King Edward VII at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (Aqu9a)

349 Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.

We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)

Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ)

350 They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)


then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (D7oie)

351 As far as this whole deal, it is really bizarre (as I said earlier.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (PDf99)

352 Four Seasons.... find a hungry lawyer.

Possession, in your case, occupation, really matters. Even more with an Agreement to Purchase in the mix.

Rights vary from State to State. Get a good lawyer to check on the State of YOUR State, there.

*prayers*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (kQgoX)

353 This is from six months ago.

Hitler Johnson was right!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW7I-j1Rb94

Posted by: Miklos somewhat recalls at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl)

354 Will they send up white smoke at the White House?
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM


NPR will start playing Swan Lake on a loop.

Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (Q0RZv)

355 NPR will start playing Swan Lake on a loop.

Well, they're loopy so that fits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (dZVON)

356 343
No im an ozark hill person. Unsophisticated and violent in my devotion to the republic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:12 AM (kzHlT)

357

Thanks for the support ya'll.

Husband is a retired lawyer and he is livid.

They know he is terminally ill and even if he died, I would still be making the mortgage payments.

We live across the street from our son and daughter in law and 4 grandchildren. It has been wonderful and they are devasted we have to move. They aren't faking that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (//riP)

358 When she was Attorney General here she put lots of AA males in jail for basically pot possession, if my memory serves. She also wanted to jail parents of chronically truant children.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH)


There were some people calling her "Officer Harris" for this reason, I think it was a callback to West Side Story.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (D7oie)

359 This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)

Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ)

360 Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99)

361 Kumala Harris and Hakiem Jefferies 2024

THE HO and the BRO

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (hbjSA)

362
I think Biden is brain dead.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP)

363 I think Biden is brain dead.

Yeah, but that was true before he was 0bama's VP.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (dZVON)

364 2024 is the year of the dragon.

We live in interesting times.

WASF!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (Aqu9a)

365 This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)

Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ)

Impossible!
No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)

366 349 Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.

We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)

Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ)


This. A letter from a lawyer may persuade them to find different arrangements for the daughter. At least talk to a real estate lawyer in your state to find out what rights you have re: the lease and agreement to sell.

Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Yt3ED)

367 Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM


Lots of conjecture that it was a TIA.

Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Q0RZv)

368
then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit.

Posted by: Kindltot
-----------------------

They aren't going to debate. Kennedy will stop running late and tell move all the libertarians to Trump. Kennedy will be rewarded with the job of eviscerating Fauci & Co.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (VJFAr)

369 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (D7oie)

370 Impossible!
No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)

OK, we can grease the Mayor's palm, and hire trannies to slap the stickers on, then.

Posted by: Hunter at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (yLiuJ)

371 Hey Horde, how are you tonight?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (Sgq8y)

372 Ugh, four seasons, some "friends" they turned out to be.

Best wishes for you & hubby to find a great new place!

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (njWTi)

373 362
I think Biden is brain dead.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP)


Biden has been brain dead since 1972. Didn't slow his political career down one bit.

Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (Yt3ED)

374 Supposedly Biden is in hospice care.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (fLBIY)

375 If Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey had a baby, you'd have
Chappell Roan...

I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream

God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club...

Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (TGPs7)

376

They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)

377 Biden was useful, and he used to be a decent politician in dealing with the public.
Kamala is really neither useful, wanted, or any good at dealing with people. I have trouble accepting the "stoned silly idiot saying stupid things who is actually a master at political connivance." any more than I could accept it for george W Bush

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)

378 376

They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)

Hit 'em with the big 10, not the least of which is false witness. Unrepentant liars do not get to go to heaven.

Then sic a lawyer on their asses. In all Christian charity, of course.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (sRfrW)

379 369 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot
...................................
It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)

380 Buzzion, I will forgo the "you should know" and instead ask where the info came from.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie)

381 We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)

It's intentional.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (xcIvR)

382 80 Buzzion, I will forgo the "you should know" and instead ask where the info came from.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie)

Seems original report is Laura Loomer on twitter.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (fLBIY)

383 369 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot
...................................
It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)

Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg.

Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (Aqu9a)

384

I told the dogs, no worries about shitting outside. Shit inside, they can fucking clean it up.

Assholes

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (//riP)

385 They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons
---------

If you're looking at potential *legal entanglements* with these people, then I strongly suggest that you speak civilly to them at all times.

Since you have a lease, they will need to serve eviction papers (or whatever notice your contract specifies) to break it-- they can't just say "leave"-- IINAL, but this is basic stuff.

Keep your cool!

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:29 AM (njWTi)

386 Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club
Posted by: Mister Ghost
----------

Everyone has a place in life and whores gotta' hoe.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:30 AM (VJFAr)

387 I've been hearing for a while that both the U.S. and the EU was having major problems sourcing some of the critical materials for the shells besides TNT.
What is it?
Nitrocellulose.
Russia has managed to increase their imported amounts while we struggle to get it.

Here are links to some stories that all say the same thing.
Some of our allies arent.
https://tinyurl.com/352nt876
https://tinyurl.com/yjastpxz

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (elaR+)

388 Gun Cotton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (PDf99)

389 They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)

Now yer talkin'.
That would be my response too.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:32 AM (xcIvR)

390 They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons

I hope you have something, anything in writing.

If you don't, one wonders.

Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your state, province, ot Independent Republic at July 23, 2024 12:33 AM (XIkHl)

391 Tell the assholes you'll be happy to let their daughter rent a room.

You have a lease, how can they do anything?! Without paying you a chunk of change, anyway.

Not sure why the daughter can't pitch a tent in her parent's backyard, either.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (Vvh2V)

392

M s,

Never trust them.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP)

393

Yep, we have a signed lease.

Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP)

394 They are not religious, or they wouldn't be turning a terminally I'll man out of his home.

Don't do anything stupid. You're in the legal right. Letting your dog crap all over will break the lease.

Stay calm.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:36 AM (Vvh2V)

395 Yep, we have a signed lease.

Since they're breaking the lease they can pay your first, last, and security deposit at the next place and any associated moving costs, or the equivalent. It's not much, but it's the least they can do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (dZVON)

396 It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)

Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg.
Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick

Fuck

We have a Treaty with Luxembourg since 1362

Posted by: Miklos I Leka Zogu, Rightful King of All the Albanias, asking Darleen to get the rust off at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (XIkHl)

397 I don't believe the daughter story. She could move in with them. I bet they got a big offer on the house.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (Vvh2V)

398 Yep, we have a signed lease.
Posted by: four seasons
--------

Keep calm and read it. Know what type of notice either party must give, and under what circumstances, to break it.

Gather all your monthly payment receipts.

See a lawyer, and take the contract with you.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (njWTi)

399 Short version, a Turkish company called Noy has been buying nitrocellulose from Taiwan, Germany, and even U.S. companies and shipping it to Russia.

They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+)

400 Jack Mormon passenger/customer once told me this quip:

Q: "Know how a Mormon says "F.U." to another Mormon?"

A: "TRUST ME, my Brother!"


To this day, that is the ONLY actual Mormon Joke, as told to me by a Mormon, that I have ever heard.

Know how a Feminist, Ageist, Racist, Sexist, *any* "ist" can't laugh at themselves?

It's a tell. A 100% lead cinch, dead certain, tell.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (kQgoX)

401 Alaska time zone sucks.

No idea what time it is in the real world.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ)

402 Yep, we have a signed lease.
Posted by: four seasons

I am from one of the Original Colonies/States.

Common Law applies here.

Don't know about there.

In general a leasehold is a solid "right of use and possession" if documented.

Posted by: Miklos would sit tight and dare them at July 23, 2024 12:42 AM (XIkHl)

403 399 Short version, a Turkish company called Noy has been buying nitrocellulose from Taiwan, Germany, and even U.S. companies and shipping it to Russia.

They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+)

Why is Turkey still in Nato when they allow for stuff like this to happen?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2024 12:43 AM (wnRY2)

404 @302/four seasons:

https://is.gd/pLYYxQ


The Eviction Process in Wyoming: Rules for Landlords and Property Managers
An overview of Wyoming eviction rules, forms, and procedures.

...

Notice for Termination Without Cause

If a landlord wants a tenant to move but does not have legal cause to evict the tenant, then the landlord has to wait until the tenant's lease or rental agreement has expired before expecting the tenant to move. In some cases, the landlord might still need to give the tenant written notice to move.

= = =

So as I read this, unless you've violated a material clause in the lease, or failed to pay rent, they can't evict you with cause, and without cause, you can basically tell them, "No, we will adhere to the terms as laid out in the lease and we are not voluntarily leaving just because you want us to."

These people's daughter can find other living arrangements. Dig in your heels and this problem goes away.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (O7YUW)

405 No idea what time it is in the real world.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Chill

And get back to us.

Posted by: Miklos, actual Political Scientologist (so the famous Diploma sez) at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (XIkHl)

406 four seasons, Prayers for you and your husband, dig in your heels and stay right there, the legal process of eviction is a lengthy one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:46 AM (Sgq8y)

407 Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99)

I'm telling you. The op failed and it practically killed him. That raised fist alone must have had the Demorats cursing and breaking so many lamps.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (lX8VI)

408 the legal process of eviction is a lengthy one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

True

Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl)

409 @USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot


Honest question. Do we have a nuke small enough for that?

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (DgGvY)

410 That raised fist alone must have had the Demorats cursing and breaking so many lamps.
Posted by: ...

And ashtrays

Posted by: *hic* at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (XIkHl)

411 408 the legal process of eviction is a lengthy one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

True
Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl)

okay that was funny, Miklos....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (QGaXH)

412 @406/Debby Doberman Schultz: "dig in your heels"

Horde mind in action. See my #404.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:49 AM (O7YUW)

413 Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians

Otto, Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen, is that you? Dwell not in the past, for the times have altered our present event space. Circumstances require that you get with the program, as the kids say. They do say that, don't they? I had been led to believe that such an utterance marked one as based and truly rizz. Idioms of American English, have you vanquished me yet again?

The elderly Frau who admonished the grizzly to conduct himself with a proper bearing (Herzog has maybe made a funny here, nicht wahr?) excites my admiration, and all should hold her in esteem. Do not tread on me, she is saying to the bruin, unlike the Treadwell youngling, who was trod upon most decisively. For that last one, you must picture a Gadsden Flag. Or maybe not.

The Bard of Avalon once queried whether one might compare someone to a summer's day. The bears think otherwise, and compare one's face to claws and sharp toothy fangs, their principle mode of discourse. They would make sport of our remains, gleefully tossing them hither and yon. Damn, that is dark, even for me.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 12:51 AM (tmPIh)

414 It's a tell. A 100% lead cinch, dead certain, tell.



Jim

Why do Jews have big noses?

The air is FREE

*the ability to laugh at oneself is shared by Rednecks*

Posted by: A joke Miklos heard at Jewlane at July 23, 2024 12:52 AM (XIkHl)

415 This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes

A new production plant opened in Texas a month ago. I don't know what its production rate is. Production was at 28k shells per month. Pentagon's goal is 100k by 2025. Russia currently produces 250k per month or 3 million a year. They are actively increasing their production. Combined total production for the US and NATO allies is 1.2 million per year. Screwed is not a strong enough description.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (zuSOB)

416 Coming up on 10 PM local time. SS payment hit the bank this week, pension payments hit next week, retirement..I mean self-employment, is awesome....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH)

417 Thor and I and a few of our cats are in the midst of a year long RV road trip. My 84 year old mother, who lives between us and her youngest sister, has dementia, and some times she comes with us, but she has dementia and can't manage much linger than a few weeks away from home, so my aunt and her husband have been checking on her and keeping her occupied. We rented our house to a nice young couple for the year; it was what got us taking the trip to start with. I'll spare you the long but very heartwarming story.
Well, my aunt died last month. You know what never once occurred to us? Kicking that couple out. We didn't sign a thing, but we shook hands, and gave our word. We figured something out. There's always a way.
Don't let them kick you out

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:54 AM (Vvh2V)

418 Last time they closed the lease on me I received a letter stating that my least would be up in three months and would not be renewed. In consideration of my inconvenience there would be no payment due for the remainder of my stay.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:56 AM (VJFAr)

419 4 seasons, since your husband is an attorney, did you provide a written offer to purchase, which was accepted? If that was the case, not sure how they could renege on an accepted offer. also, if you make a cash offer on another property, closing can take as little as two weeks.

Posted by: EveR at July 23, 2024 12:57 AM (Z/h4+)

420 Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.

You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ)

421

You know, Ole Joe Kennedy used to diddle me when I was a toddler. Around midnight. In the dunes, on the Cape. The the dirty Revenuers shot him, and I became The Diddler... trading drinks between shots, or shots between drinks... I don't remember... where's that football thing, I like to stroke the snap cards and dream of VICTORY!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (TcbFC)

422 Scientists discover ‘dark’ oxygen being produced more than 13,000 feet below the ocean surface

https://tinyurl.com/y6utvmnh

Clarion-Clipperton Zone == Copper Clapper Caper?

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #25 at July 23, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)

423 You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla

You are welcome to join around the Great Fire

Posted by: Barron, the Chosen One at July 23, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl)

424 Archaeologists uncover 3,000-year-old structure from the Bible

https://mol.im/a/13660561

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #26 at July 23, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)

425 Good evening morons from beautiful Sonoma and thank you mh for some great motown.

And Ringo too. He is the epitome of cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:05 AM (JvZF+)

426 I am calling my congressmen and demanding to know what the hell they are doing to see the president. I dislike Joe Biden and think he is a horrible human being but this is NOT NORMAL and we cannot allow it to continue.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:06 AM (JOR6L)

427 MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.

https://tinyurl.com/zmf5skcx

Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty stuff Through Chemistry #27 at July 23, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt)

428 Many words on the environment and few on the oxygen.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:08 AM (VJFAr)

429 Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.

You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ)

I would be willing to have him be in charge for more than 4 years, that is for sure.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (JOR6L)

430 How much did Musk pay for Twitter? I think that shows a good bit of commitment to the cause.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (LjKNJ)

431 Shocking courtroom behavior of DC girl aged 13 after she and two female friends were charged with beating vulnerable man, 64, to death.

https://mol.im/a/13659251

Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)

432 See y'all in the morning. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (VJFAr)

433 It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

I would be less than candid if I did not say it was time for such an eventuality. Luxembourg knows what it did, and their tearful faces beseech us to save them from their shame. For centuries their only purpose has been to produce postage stamps of an unusual nature and to serve as a storage space for the Great Powers of Europe. Hence have they been laden with salted herring by the Swedes, a precursor to the savage Lutheran dietary punishment of Lutefisk. Let us go into that dark night, they beg, fearful that reverse-Scandi influences might expose them to the jello casserole of your Midwest.

Such then for Luxembourg. But for those who would trifle with Liechtenstein, be not froggy in your desire to jump. For then it would be on, like Donkey Kong. The kids say that, do they not? Has popular culture led Werner astray again? I shall think on this, now that Wordle is up. Those five spaces taunt me, and I must show them who is master. As your Stan Lee said, excelsior! Save the whales.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (tmPIh)

434 Archaeologists uncover 3,000-year-old structure from the Bible

https://mol.im/a/13660561
Posted by: Ciampino

Done tole y'all peoples

Posted by: Ecclesiates at July 23, 2024 01:11 AM (XIkHl)

435 Missouri judge overturns the murder conviction of a man imprisoned for more than 30 years

https://tinyurl.com/5awyp5fx

Posted by: Ciampino - Sue Sue Sue #29 at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)

436 Alaska time zone sucks.

No idea what time it is in the real world.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ)
===
Midnight sun.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (JvZF+)

437 Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (tmPIh)
===

Why do you hate Andorra?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (JvZF+)

438 A whacko paranoid conspiracy theorist group The Heritage Foundation has formed a committee that created a map from devices connected to visits with Crooks the dead head Trump shooter.
https://tinyurl.com/jaxuzxuw

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (szWen)

439 Miklos reads the Proustian thought-thinkings of Werner.

Thinks

Turns head to one side, in the style of a cute doggie.

Posted by: Miklos has such doggie at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (XIkHl)

440 Why do you hate Andorra?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)

441 https://mol.im/a/13659251
Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
====
Some 13 year olds just need killing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (JvZF+)

442 I read about the memorial and funeral of the assasinated fire chief. I haven't heard one peep about a burial for Crooks the shooter. I wanted to do a 'Goldilocks ' on his grave.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (szWen)

443 Synthetic opioid more powerful than fentanyl seized in Florida

https://mol.im/a/13657369

Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #30 at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt)

444 Ya'll chirren remember to put yo red plastic cups in the recyclin'

Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (XIkHl)

445 Who doesn't?
Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
===

I want to know Werner Herzog's reasons!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:20 AM (JvZF+)

446 MAUREEN CALLAHAN: There's a hidden message in Biden's humiliating withdrawal letter that should terrify every American. And the shaming question: Who on EARTH is running this country?

https://mol.im/a/13657039

Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #31 at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

447 I'm saving these Herzog parodies.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (bFId9)

448 420 Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.

You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla
...................................
That's Conventional Wisdom in Babylon DC. I hear it all the time. They are making Trump sound way cooler than he is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 01:22 AM (94Y6N)

449 Liberals go into MELTDOWN: Democrat Senator Chris Coons sobs live on-air, CNN's Van Jones weeps and MSNBC's Rachel Maddow is speechless as Biden drops out of presidential race

https://mol.im/a/13656933

Posted by: Ciampino - too many drugs #32 at July 23, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)

450 Why do you hate Andorra?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not unlike San Marino, I am not inimical to Andorra. This perception gained traction only when I was informed of Klaus Kinski having tarried within their environs. It turned out that it was instead Klaus Maria Brandauer, which was an understandable mistake at that time. Brandauer is Austrian, which excites my pity. He does not partake of the blasphemy which was Klaus Kinski, whose demise I of course had nothing to do with, as I never tire of telling people.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh)

451 I hope the Republicans taxed with making ad. videos dig deep.
Rioter freed twice by Kamala Harris-supported bail fund arrested again.

https://t.co/B36cD40JAf

Posted by: Ciampino - Third time unlucky? #33 at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

452 We are so blessed to have President Biden to lead our country for another 6 months!

We just witnessed an extraordinary example of love for country and for the people of the United States.

I think Kamala will prevail in every way. The energy is magical right now.

I think Kamala Harris will do well... Can you imagine? She has an infectious smile which shows a positivity coming from within.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (bFId9)

453 C'mon guys.

We give the bishop his two chickens every year.

Ceremony and stuff.

For, like, a thousand freakin' years.

What he does with them, Who knows.

Posted by: Miklos, Rightful Prince of All the Andorras at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (XIkHl)

454 Dear Chris Coons,

Your lamentations are pleasing to us. Please do continue.

Soon, you will be Mayor of Wilmington.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (JvZF+)

455 We're keeping our beaks shut, capisce?

Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:28 AM (JvZF+)

456 Events are moving too fast for even the clickbait articles to keep up. 'The attempt on Trump's life likely saved Biden from the DNC Coup.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (PDf99)

457 Passing the torch by a 5-decade politician who was able to overcome personal instincts to acknowledge a better path toward a democratic United States of America.

There is a reason for the accolades for Joe Biden and he deserves them all. He has grown from an inexperienced politician into someone who can hold a set of principles and live by them.

I hope President Biden will take this opportunity to issue a few Presidential edicts during his last months in office... Maybe reinstating requirements for truth in journalistic reporting in all media formats?

Joe is now liberated from the campaign to take on the role played by his dog Commander…attack DJT

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (bFId9)

458 ...Turns head to one side, in the style of a cute doggie. Posted by: Miklos has such doggie at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (XIkHl)


Then, do explain that theah puddle there under yo' squatted haunches, son?

Ah said PUDDLE, boy. Ah say Ah SAID "PUDDLE"!

You momma sho' 'nuff is a Red Legged HEN, boy!

If'n I had meant Poodle, Ah ah say I would've SAID POODLE!

Sheesh... some chickens sons!


/foghorn



Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (kQgoX)

459 Not unlike San Marino, I am not inimical to Andorra. This perception gained traction only when I was informed of Klaus Kinski having tarried within their environs. It turned out that it was instead Klaus Maria Brandauer, which was an understandable mistake at that time. Brandauer is Austrian, which excites my pity. He does not partake of the blasphemy which was Klaus Kinski, whose demise I of course had nothing to do with, as I never tire of telling people.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh)
===

He was great in Never Say Never Again

Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:32 AM (JvZF+)

460 Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ)

461 /egg-laying sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (JvZF+)

462 I'm saving these Herzog parodies.
Posted by: LenNeal

You are kind and valiant, LenNeal.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (tmPIh)

463 Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ)
====

Mary Cloggenstein jumped the shark from parody to reality.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:34 AM (JvZF+)

464 440 Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)

That may have been Endorra....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

465 Sheesh... some chickens sons!


/foghorn



Posted by: Jim

Go away boy, you bother me

j/k

Posted by: Miklos, who actually met Mel Blanc (some say Kenny Delmar was first at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (XIkHl)

466 I'm running through the Democrats On Substack as I have trouble even believing the mentality that produces these kinds of comments. And I've said before, I tracked a few down and they're not parodies or bots, they're the real thing.
It reminds me of the Marxists I deal with in Europe, who are absolutely obsessed with 'Fascism'! But can't define what it is, what it looks like, or what it does, only that it's 'Fascism'!
I think on the Substacks I look at, the majority are active or retired academics. It seems like a lot of them have worked in university systems and also in non-profit land. A great many are East Coast Jews who see Nazis under every cabbage leaf.
It's crazy, the hysteria is dangerous as fuck.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (bFId9)

467 Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla'

If referring to DoS, they're not parodies.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:37 AM (bFId9)

468 Because it is quiet and late at nite-

Mary from Brattleboro was a creation of a creative guy.

I liked it so much I played along.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 23, 2024 01:38 AM (XIkHl)

469 Whenever I saw John Fogerty's name in print it always evoked a picture of Foghorn in the yard.

Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #34 at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

470 Been hearing garbage like that for decades.

George H Bush will not leave office when his term is up.
Bill Clinton will not leave office when his last term is up.
W will not leave office when his last term is up.
Obama will not leave office when his last term is up.
Trump will not leave office when his term is up.

They have the memory of a goldfish.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (elaR+)

471 You are kind and valiant, LenNeal.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News'

I save examples of writing I'm jealous of.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (bFId9)

472 Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH)

Do Androids Dream of Telephonic Sheep? Cafe

sheepmadeofphones.jpg

The self-restraint showed by this cat! How he struggles with his nature!

Watch it, Red Panda, you'll dry your eyes out.

Short Attention Span Theater, starring this puppy.

Sugar glider.

Sometimes yaks go HAM.

Defiant duckling.

Nice kick.

Border collie ballet.

Bear and cub.

Capybara tries to fit in.

The Cycle of Violence.

The Cycle of Violence, Part II.

Mondays more like I'm Done Days am i rite




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)

2 Crochet gone wild.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (VGOMa)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (VavZF)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

5 I done nooded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

6 Tour de Donkey..

Is that AOC third from the back?

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (HA1lM)

7 Give Kamala the Voit-Kampf Test?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (4M+oY)

8 All those telephonic sheep need are some gun mounts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (+myjY)

9 Have a good night Ace.
Thanks for all these great Monday threads.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (gzH5K)

10 >>> 297 Found it.

https://tinyurl.com/3vkcw2bw
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (LkLld)

This ought to be on the sidebar.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:33 PM (VavZF)

11 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
America Just Kinda Curious If President Alive
buff.ly/3Ylv6Xw

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)

12 Capybara?

I give you Kamen America with a capybara mascot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVguM88EsU

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (4M+oY)

13 Hello, how are you?
Have you been alright
Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That's what I'd say
I'd tell you everything
If you'd pick up that telephone

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (gbOdA)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Evening.

The video with the hand drawing of the number 1 is clearly CGI. Also the animation sucks.

The telephonic sheep pic is cool.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (x5DWu)

16 WARNING: Many are called, but few are chosen.

Posted by: The Tijuana Donkey Show Talent Assn. at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (+myjY)

17 Dead Uncle Joe pick up the phone.

Hell is calling.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (gbOdA)

18 Side bar Kamala's speech writer is funny.
She is all of a sudden going to have to talk down to the whole country, it will be funny.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

19 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Dead presidents arent much fun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

21 Robert

are you in for Kamui no Ken?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (4M+oY)

22 Bought a bottle of scotch on way home in case I need to celebrate

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVguM88EsU
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (4M+oY)

Two dimensional bubbly goodness.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (x5DWu)

24 Phone sheep collies just phone it in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

25 Modern art can be weird, but I really like those sheep.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (QAK8m)

26 Have we had Proof of Life today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)

27 Do Dem Voters Dream of Electric Presidents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (4M+oY)

28 Great summation of the Austrian School's philosophy:

https://tinyurl.com/3tpcm6xb
25 seconds; well worth your time; but VERY loud -- darn 1930's technology!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (wse2C)

29 Bought a bottle of scotch on way home in case I need to celebrate
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)



Scotch? Or good Scotch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (+myjY)

30 are you in for Kamui no Ken?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (4M+oY)

I saw the trailer you linked. It is...tempting.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (x5DWu)

31 19 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

So the entire home moonshine idea that just in case you may brew moonshine you cant laws just got thrown out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

32 Sponge, sending you good vibes!

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (QAK8m)

33 :LOL!

*cracks yet a nother Leinie from the freezer!*

*looks at empty popcorn bowl*

meh. at least I don't got flies in my eyes like Appleby!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (UWgy2)

34 Don't unbiden me kamala.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (R8JgY)

35 >>> Have we had Proof of Life today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)

Nothing satisfactory. That love fest call between Kamala and Biden could easily be fake. It's amateur hour at the WH.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (QAK8m)

36 Great summation of the Austrian School's philosophy:

https://tinyurl.com/3tpcm6xb
25 seconds; well worth your time; but VERY loud -- darn 1930's technology!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (wse2C)

Von Mises would approve.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (x5DWu)

37 Back before cell phones, everyone had a lanolin line.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

38 ace, thank you the Cafe is always special and the Yak is the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (5MvGY)

39
Incidentally, biden is officially* a "lame duck."


*well, who knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (H9dsb)

40 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM


Take care of yourself, Sponge.

How's the First! Lady?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

41
Deep State tried to whack Trump.

I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (j4U/Z)

42 Sponge, sending you good vibes!
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (QAK8m)



Thank you!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Back before cell phones, everyone had a lanolin line.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)


Now don't ewe start with the sheep puns!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (+myjY)

44 26 Have we had Proof of Life today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)

We need proof he can do his current job. The US is in a terrible place.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (R8JgY)

45 >> Have we had Proof of Life today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)
_

Just a tin voice following the pulling of a string.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (CWMF2)

46 everyone had a lanolin line.

Indigo Montoya raises a hand, "I do not think..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (4M+oY)

47 Sponge , go open JackStraw 's link at 297 in the last thread. Enjoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (5MvGY)

48 Take care of yourself, Sponge.

How's the First! Lady?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)



She's good. Just woke up from her back at home nap. Needs to eat so she can get on the pain meds, but other than that, she's doing good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

49 creepy sheep

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

50 I have a very serious bottle of whiskey from Hill Country Tx.
They said the put up about 120 barrels and ending up bottling about 80 barrles worth.

Does that sound right?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

51 Sponge , go open JackStraw 's link at 297 in the last thread. Enjoy.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (5MvGY)



I saw that. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Major moonshine delivery today. I'm set for the next year now.

It's crazy - the stuff is made in KY. I meet up with a guy in OBX, who is from DE, to take delivery.

I'm trying to get a message to the distiller - if you ever want to open a branch in TN. . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (5Seyi)

53 Yay! Yaks and sugar gliders! Thank'ee kindly, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (D9pmM)

54 Deep State tried to whack Trump.

I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.
Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (j4U/Z)
====

*points to self in mock disbelief*

Posted by: Deep State at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (JvZF+)

55 David Hines @hradzka 13h
I’m trying to think what the absolute funniest thing to happen would be and so far I think it’s the scenario where Harris taking over doesn’t stop the slide

so the Dems start frantically casting about for another new candidate like they’re Spinal Tap going through drummers

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (wse2C)

56 Where do they get virgin wool?

ugly sheeple.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (gbOdA)

57 Robert,

Glad you are intrigued. It is a full movie that does everything later done in Samurai X and Golden Kamuy. Plus a lot of blood and bodies being sliced apart. And brief nudity.

Kamen America looks like so much fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)

58
Right now: the status of the Democrat party

-- No 2024 candidate
-- a lame duck in the White House (or being held in Delaware for unknown reasons)
-- control of the Senate
-- possibly publicly shunning Netanyahoo because of the jew-haters in the Democrat party
-- a "vice president" with no clear role in the election or in the administration

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (H9dsb)

59 prayers for both of you, Sponge!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (UWgy2)

60 Some music in honor of tonight's Café theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZYI5NR8wc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (D9pmM)

61 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........
Posted by: Sponge


“You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you".

Have that drink.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:46 PM (6pLRH)

62 ace, thank you the Cafe is always special and the Yak is the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Ben Had

Saw the Yaks and thought of you!
(Wow, does that sound weird!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (gzH5K)

63
As I said, between now and the D convention is camelface's "trial period." She is on "probation," with the chance to prove herself.

If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (H9dsb)

64 O happy man, Tonypete! legit illegitimate booze! enjoy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (UWgy2)

65 Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h
I didn’t believe until right now that a specific stand down order was given by the Secret Service to leave the assassin alone. But now that we know Cheatle refused to record or archive the comms (or potentially even deleted them), I don’t think there’s any other conclusion to draw.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4fm5bj

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (wse2C)

66 41
'I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.'

I know. At least she could pretend to be sorry she f___ed up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (3wi/L)

67 Exclusive-Former attorney general Holder to vet Harris' potential running mates, sources say

He could do less

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

68 If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.

So Presidential Gong Show?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (4M+oY)

69 Harris is the nominee. This is theatre to soothe the NPC's over the rigged primaries.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (IG7T0)

70 I chipped about 4 trees worth of branches.

Took forever.

Anyway....

CANNONBALL!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (XV/Pl)

71 The Powers That Be who own the Democrat politicians here must be wondering What The Actual Fuck Are You Doing??

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (i0F8b)

72 Have you noticed the (media and)troll line of attack is "gee that Trump is old"

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (HJ9BW)

73 If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.

So Presidential Gong Show?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Gene Gene the dancing machine!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (6pLRH)

74 The capybara, which greatly resembles a guinea pig, is a giant cavity rodent native to South America.

Posted by: Cavity Rodent Facts at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

75 That's an angry yak.

YAK FUN FACT: If you go to the Himalayas you'll see a lot of "yaks" but they're not really yaks. They're a yak hybrid called a Dzho. Dzhos are what Tibetans breed for meat because they're docile and easier to domesticate than real yaks.

A fun Dzho byproduct is yak patties, which are neatly stacked in yards and on rooftops. You can literally have a six-foot wall of yak shit around your domicile.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (+myjY)

76 I like it, andycanuck!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)

77 AZdeplorable, not at all. I'm always whining about the lack of Yak around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (5MvGY)

78 Sugar gliders are some of the coolest creatures ever. But they stink, they stink on par with ferrets.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (JOR6L)

79 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........

Go for it. So glad to hear that things turned out on the positive side today. Prayers continue.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

80 I hope those telephonic sheep aren't the results of one of those million dollar art grants!1

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 07:50 PM (szWen)

81 Would those be electric sheep?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)

82 Cicero, a Yak is a prepper survival kit

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (5MvGY)

83 Are friends electric?

Posted by: Gary Numan at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)

84 Glad you are intrigued. It is a full movie that does everything later done in Samurai X and Golden Kamuy. Plus a lot of blood and bodies being sliced apart. And brief nudity.

Kamen America looks like so much fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)

Kamen America is a comic by Mark Pellegrini and Tim Lim. You can find it out there on certain, uh...Russian pirate sites of questionable ethics and legality.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (x5DWu)

85 Dead presidents arent much fun!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

You can have a lot of fun Vegas with a whole roll of them in your pocket, though...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (05iS8)

86 What kind of thoughts run around in your mind as you feed the chipper?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (J8LnB)

87 I think you meant telepathic sheep.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (8sMut)

88 Sponge. I find this loop to be one of the most relaxing things ever recorded.
The outro to Pantera's Floods

Looped for 2 1/2 hours.
https://tinyurl.com/24wd3xmq

A song that goes everywhere and nowhere.
Prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (xcIvR)

89 Those sheep. Very clever. The dancing border collie was great. Smart doggie.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (oaGWv)

90 I'm tired. I'm frazzled. I might just pour me a nice Kentucky Moonshine and call it a f*cking day.........
Posted by: Sponge


Best wishes to the missus, Sponge. May her recovery be rapid and complete.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (+myjY)

91 Sponge, best to you and Mrs. Sponge.
I’m sorry. The First Lady.

Posted by: RI Red at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2tKzk)

92
What's most disconcerting to me is how many people think biden "resigned."

It's not that difficult to understand. He's simply not running for another term.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (H9dsb)

93
At least today I didn't have to go to a dog show. Had to run a ton of dog bedding through the laundry but that was almost a relief.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (1Nxff)

94 Noticed that new, foul, smell in here. Must be the yak.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 22, 2024 07:53 PM (V5BDR)

95 Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (5MvGY)

You could do worse than a yak in a crisis. An armadillo comes immediately to mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (+myjY)

96
If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now

=============

Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)

97 Right now: the status of the Democrat party


What I admire about the Donor class is that were able to do in a fortnight what neither the House or Senate could ever do through the impeachment process.

That is power. Who needs an impeachment to remove a wicked and depraved person when a few billionaires can just threaten to withhold campaign money.

Nation over Party!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (rHxhM)

98 What smell worse than a wet Yak? Kamala's drawers.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)

99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GE-sfEbJ7I

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

100 Smells like the penguin exhibit at the zoo thawed out.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

101 @86

>>What kind of thoughts run around in your mind as you feed the chipper?

Normal, everyday thoughts like revenge, justice and dominion.

Anyway... These Gimlets won't drink themselves.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

102 In one day, Harris already has almost half the number of delegates needed for the nomination. Window on someone else jumping in could close before the week is out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (Dm8we)

103 Pistoletto? The telephone sheep, I mean.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (lsYBG)

104 "You can literally have a six-foot wall of yak shit around your domicile."

meh. fuel for winter heat. innit?

see the same, but pine logs, here in Wisconsin.

granted, I like wood a lot better than Dzho-shit for fuel, but gotta do what a man's gotta do to live until spring one way or another ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (UWgy2)

105 Are yaks domesticated? The one in the video looks like he could do some damage.

Posted by: Elsie the Cow at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (V5BDR)

106 Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)


Be of good cheer! This is all going according to plan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (+myjY)

107 98 What smell worse than a wet Yak? Kamala's drawers.
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do in order to get that seed.

Posted by: VP at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (8sMut)

108 What happens in Vegas, leaves Vegas in a hasty exit on AF1.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (0HOXn)

109 Robert

Had a disturbing thought today. With the new Ranma 1 or 2 due out later this year I am wondering if next year at Katsucon one of the founders will drag out his Shampoo costume.

Dude glad you are having fun but you are over 6ft tall. Shampoo you are not. Especially now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (4M+oY)

110 It's enough for me to know GOD made that rock. I don't really need to know why. But I think I do.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (LHPAg)

111 68 If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.

So Presidential Gong Show?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Will the convention be lit or will the popcorn we've stashed away in anticipation be wasted?

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (oaGWv)

112 In one day, Harris already has almost half the number of delegates needed for the nomination. Window on someone else jumping in could close before the week is out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM

She's gonna have to have her stomach pumped. Damn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (0HOXn)

113 92
What's most disconcerting to me is how many people think biden "resigned."

It's not that difficult to understand. He's simply not running for another term.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (H9dsb)

Biden didn't hand in his resignation to the Secretary of State, so no, he is still in office.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)

114
That's a good point.
Even the DUmmies can't un-see that it's a handful of billionaires that select the D ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (H9dsb)

115 1 minute video reveals the astonishing “incompetence” of the Secret Service.

1) The water tower.
2)The second story windows where the Secret Service posted counter-sniper team(s).
3)The sniper’s unobstructed line of sight from “sloped” roof to stage.

There’s a major conspiracy afoot.

https://x.com/RepEliCrane/status/1815432341373780041

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (Zfp9s)

116 The Dem ring masters are getting all the freaks and carneys in line behind Kamalolol.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 07:58 PM (IG7T0)

117 So Biden is too "sick" to meet with Netanyahu and Kamala won't because her base hate Israel

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (HJ9BW)

118 I once told Heidi I thought I was telepathic. She said "more like telepathetic".

She a laugh riot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (BoA4i)

119 Tuna who knows

But I am thinking of that obscure cult that kept dropping boulders on hapless chickens behind the tavern Moon in Splendor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (4M+oY)

120 The last Presidential election, the left owned Twitter. Thanks Elon!

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

121 So Biden is too "sick" to meet with Netanyahu and Kamala won't because her base hate Israel
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (HJ9BW)
====
Hatin' her back over here, Boss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (JvZF+)

122 He should resign, he is clearly incapable of performing his duties

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (HJ9BW)

123
Remember when Democrats lectured us mud people on the dangers of money in politics and how we needed public funding of elections?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (1Nxff)

124 willowed: To the person that says Trump is too old.

Pensioner democracy

1) Old people vote more often than any other cohort.

2) No drug or alcohol use, a very hot third wife, and a good golf game, help keeps President Trump young.

3) This is in sharp contrast to Hilldog and Bitme.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

125 2)The second story windows where the Secret Service posted counter-sniper team(s).
3)The sniper’s unobstructed line of sight from “sloped” roof to stage.

--

The MSM is posting videos left and right about it, but it's like it didn't happen. I doubt anyone in D.C. asked that PepsiCo BossBabe about it.

And even LIVs in the comments are saying "Wait, what? You're telling me there were people directly behind him?"

https://tinyurl.com/2cg5zbjj

(start at 20 seconds if it doesn't put you there)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:01 PM (LGV1j)

126 Deliciousness...

https://youtube.com/shorts/qiaRJTyce6g

If ever I go to Japan I won't be going to the nerd places. I will eat at every restaurant and street vendor I find.

I will eat myself to death like that one fat chick I posted earlier today.

It will be a good death.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:01 PM (WR73U)

127 I'm beginning to wonder if they aren't foreign. Likely Ukranian, similar to the folks that carried out the bulk of the violence on J6.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (LGV1j)

128 Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)


Valu-rite and black pills???
Shesh.
All I have is out of date cough syrup and I have to pick my own mushrooms. *wink...wink*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)

129 Netanyahu is probably thankful to have dodged the cackling

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (4M+oY)

130 steevy

No. Then you have to redo all the Trump 48 merchandise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

131 122 He should resign, he is clearly incapable of performing his duties

zrvzfzrizlkfglgsdrdogrs'sgrgsrg

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at July 22, 2024 08:03 PM (xCA6C)

132
Sorry, everyone, no more talking about the assassination attempt. It's yesterday's news. Now it's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

133 Had a disturbing thought today. With the new Ranma 1 or 2 due out later this year I am wondering if next year at Katsucon one of the founders will drag out his Shampoo costume.

Dude glad you are having fun but you are over 6ft tall. Shampoo you are not. Especially now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (4M+oY)

Oh, that sounds...attractive.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (WR73U)

134 It will be a good death.
--------
Today is a good day to fry.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (wse2C)

135 Dang Robert

Don't know what that is, but let's be culinary adventurers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (4M+oY)

136 27 Do Dem Voters Dream of Electric Presidents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (4M+oY)
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No, chemically enhanced presidents.

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #01 at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (qfLjt)

137 Sugar gliders are some of the coolest creatures ever. But they stink, they stink on par with ferrets.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM


Amateurs.

Posted by: Penguins at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (D9pmM)

138 I've felt like Monday bear looks before.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

140 She could be standing next to a fresh, brand new mass grave, and she would still laugh the same way.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (J8LnB)

141 >>Now it's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.

She was bound to get a bump over this but she will be coming back to earth just as rapidly. She's a dope and that's not going to change.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)

142 And the more I listen to the audio the more I think the first three shots don't echo, like if they were fired inside a room.

The next four sound completely different. Maybe the roof shooter taking his cue and opening fire.

But I'm leaning towards the sniper in the 2nd floor window taking the first three shots.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LGV1j)

143 No, chemically enhanced presidents.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #01 at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (qfLjt)

Kamala goes in for a boob job and a butt lift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (05iS8)

144 Now it's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Why is it not ever me!?

Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

145 Someplace says the PTB want Mark Kelly.
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)

146 "Without proof" was a big fact-checking phrase to call Trump out.

Today, however, it describes the claim that Biden is still living.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:08 PM (krQz2)

147 Someplace says the PTB want Mark Kelly.
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)

If here were a Cuban Commie, would he be a Castronaut?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:08 PM (05iS8)

148 The VP's step-daughter could open the convention with Kamala Khameleon

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (4M+oY)

149 Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM

---

It's Big Mike who has the bump.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (GvV4W)

150 Anna Puma

Yemeni rebels (supplied by Iran) close the Red Sea. This is a vital link between Asia and Europe. Closing it to shipping makes inflation go higher immediately, and kneecaps Egypt's revenue from the Suez Canal.

Note the contrast between the US and Royal Navies response to closing the Red Sea and Israel. Self defense, throwing a few miles at truck parks and non-vital points make the US and Royal Navies ineffective.

Israel goes after the heart of the rebels, shuts down the port, burns all their stored oil, threatens food warehouses. Highly effective. Nest: Go after water facilities in that desert area.

Israel showed us how to use power effectively.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

151 Robert

From a distance and in dim lightning it was merely noticeable that Shampoo was very very tall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:10 PM (4M+oY)

152 145 Someplace says the PTB want Mark Kelly.
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)


They are all going to fall in on Kamala. She said she's gonna call them racists if they don't.

They have given up on winning the 2024 presidential race.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:11 PM (IFNME)

153 The more she opens her pie hole the more people will see she is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

154 prayers for both of you, Sponge!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (UWgy2)



Thank you!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

155
Be of good cheer! This is all going according to plan.
Posted by: Cicero

-----------

I need to hear this.


Valu-rite and black pills???
Shesh.
All I have is out of date cough syrup and I have to pick my own mushrooms. *wink...wink*
Posted by: Diogenes

------------------

The Fully Loaded Cardboard Membership

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (RRd91)

156 I once told Heidi I thought I was telepathic. She said "more like telepathetic".

She a laugh riot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM


Additionally:

1) She saved your life with quick thinking.

2) She puts up with your bass ukelele solo practice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (D9pmM)

157 Salty Dawg

As I commented ages ago on blog.

The difference between tactical and strategic bombing can be boiled down thusly:

Tactical bombing breaks milk bottles.

Strategic bombing kills the cow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:13 PM (4M+oY)

158 153 The more she opens her pie hole the more people will see she is a idiot
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)


They got Joe to the White House.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:13 PM (IFNME)

159 people will see she is a idiot

She has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)

160
.
@Polymarket
- Presidential Election Winner

🟥 Donald Trump: 64%
🟦 Kamala Harris: 29%
——
Swing States (chance of winning)

Pennsylvania: 🔴 Trump 55-45%
Wisconsin: 🔴 Trump 55-45%
Michigan: 🔴 Trump 53-47%
Arizona - 🔴 Trump 65-35%
Nevada - 🔴 Trump 65-35%
Georgia - 🔴 Trump 70-30%
North Carolina - 🔴 Trump 71-29%

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (szWen)

161 Hrothgar has a MoMeet badge.

Can the background look like rubies, topaz, sapphire?

Would be cool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

162 And thank you all.

The power of Horde Prayer is real. Today went well because of all the prayer.

We are blessed to 'know' you, and others we know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

163 She has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)

Many of her swallows are heavily laden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS8)

164
About Mark Kelly...

That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)

165 Anna Puma

Thanks for the reminder.
I had forgotten that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

166 Thank you AoP

Been waiting for two days for someone to make that connection

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (4M+oY)

167 She has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)
---
Unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (krQz2)

168 Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM


It's Kamala. We will be fine.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (JOR6L)

169 I would think yaks would be even better than cows at climbing on the roof because they live at altitude.

Posted by: Yak On A Hot Tin Roof? at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (V5BDR)

170 Sponge, I'm so glad the surgery went well today. Hugs to you and the lovely FIRST! lady and continued prayers for a full recovery.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (iZbyp)

171 That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)

Shot in the head by a deranged Democrat. Seems to happen a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (05iS8)

172 Many of her swallows are heavily laden.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS


LMAO! It's gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (gKDq2)

173 I better get out of here and get some rest.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (fwDg9)

174 Oh, I heard that the article that ace had below about the way the coup went included a bit about how the debate was a setup by people who wanted him out.

I know a lot of people said that. I thought no way. No way they are that devious.

I guess I underestimated them.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (IFNME)

175 Sponge

Good to hear. Give your Lady a kiss on the hand from me. The rest ... is up to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

176 Additionally:

1) She saved your life with quick thinking.

2) She puts up with your bass ukelele solo practice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (D9pmM)

Lol. This is true my friend. And may I add "has not stabbed me in my sleep."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (BoA4i)

177 Remember, just a few weeks ago many were worried Trump was stupidly walking into a trap by agreeing to debate Joe on CNN. Since then Joe had the biggest meltdown at a debate ever, Trump got shot in an attempted assassination, Joe dropped out and a person nobody likes, Kamala, replaced him.

When an incumbent is forced to drop out of his reelection bid and his dope of a VP gets installed in his place that isn't usually called winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

178 And people always forget those who were murdered by Jared.

Kelly is a parasite who uses Gabby's infirmity to brush up his 'halo.' Much like the vermin who were around James Brady.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (4M+oY)

179 Many of her swallows are heavily laden.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS
---
They have carried many a load.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (krQz2)

180 164
About Mark Kelly...

That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)


Swoon!

Posted by: Democrat voters at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (IFNME)

181 Democracy is rubbing up against me like a sleazy $2 whore and I have a feeling of revulsion yet strangely attracted?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (xt5tS)

182
Today went well because of all the prayer.

Posted by: Sponge

A little moonshine to celebrate is probably in order!
(and a few prayers of thanks ascending too.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (gzH5K)

183 African or European??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 08:20 PM (wse2C)

184 Do you have a coconut per chance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:20 PM (4M+oY)

185 Do you know what they call a yak trained to paddle a small one-animal boat?

Kay Yak.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (D9pmM)

186 Kelly is a parasite who uses Gabby's infirmity to brush up his 'halo.' Much like the vermin who were around James Brady.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (4M+oY)

Gabby wasn't even the target.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (05iS8)

187 Now it's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.

She was bound to get a bump over this but she will be coming back to earth just as rapidly. She's a dope and that's not going to change.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)


I think it will actually get worse for her

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (lCppi)

188 The capybara isn’t wrong.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

189 andycanuck

A King has to know a lot of stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

190 At this point, I'd take a photo of Joey holding up the latest edition of The Washington Post as proof of life.

"Joe, just hold up this newspaper. This nice photographer is going to take your picture. You like your picture being taken, don't you Joe?" ~ Dr. Dr. 'Edith Wilson' Bye-den

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (gKDq2)

191 I just hope that China believes the decisionmakers, whoever they are, would risk war if they thought it would help Harris.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (Dm8we)

192 Evenin' Horde, it's a relatively pleasant 80 degrees here. I'm in my swing watching the kudzu grow.

Ah, and the shootin' just started up. Neighbors have been training lately.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (iZbyp)

193

I think it will actually get worse for her
Posted by: LASue

Hopefully *after* she's nominated.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (gzH5K)

194 At this point, I'd take a photo of Joey holding up the latest edition of The Washington Post as proof of life.

4Chan, "it's Photoshopped!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (4M+oY)

195 I don’t believe the story posted earlier about the debate being part of a big setup. Doesn’t match with all the post debate claims that he was just fine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (S6gqv)

196 Mark Kelly gives astronauts a bad name. But a least he is not stuck on the ISS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

197 Looks like the all the drug cocktails to make Biden presentable in public may have shortened Old Pedo Joe's life.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (fs1hN)

198 I think “the debate was part of our plan” is retconning. They made a big deal out of it and were hoping Trump would object to the debate terms. Then they could call it off and call him a chicken. Trump called their bluff and they’ve been nothing but reactionary ever since.

If Kamala was the plan, it was a stupid plan.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u73oe)

199 Mark Kelly gives astronauts a bad name. But a least he is not stuck on the ISS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That would be the best place for him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (gzH5K)

200 >>I think it will actually get worse for her

I've been reading some comments from people like Peter Schweitzer who wrote about Harris in one of his books and Bill Shipley who knew her from CA politics and the legal community and there is a lot of corruption from her days in CA.

I'm sure Trump's team will hammer her hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)

201 Mark, I think is tied with the astronaut who wore depends, drove cross country, and then failed to kill her rival in love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)

202 Kamala's tongue is an illustration of what can be said unburdened by what makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)

203 If Kamala was the plan, it was a stupid plan.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u73oe)


Well, they're Democrats so, . . .

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (gKDq2)

204 194 At this point, I'd take a photo of Joey holding up the latest edition of The Washington Post as proof of life.

4Chan, "it's Photoshopped!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (4M+oY)

I want him on video walking out of the house and getting ice cream at the local joint...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (exHjb)

205 164
About Mark Kelly...

That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)

On the other hand, it’s pretty nice of him to take the old potted plant out for a walk every now and then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (S6gqv)

206 Mark, I think is tied with the astronaut who wore depends, drove cross country, and then failed to kill her rival in love.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)
---
Neil Armstrong?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)

207
I'm sure Trump's team will hammer her hard.
Posted by: JackStraw

Phrasing JACK!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (gzH5K)

208 I'm sure Trump's team will hammer her hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)


Have you seen the list of notches on Lewandowski's belt? They can do WAY better.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (IFNME)

209 Mark Kelly gives astronauts a bad name. But a least he is not stuck on the ISS.

Maybe we can send him to Mercury.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (mH6SG)

210 AZ deplorable moron

Kelly would piss off the people in the ISS, and then it would be "airlock with no suit time".

Wait. That sounds good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

211 To have such a 'cunning' plan is betting on too many variables. Sure they could control Joey's dosage but could they 100% predict that Trump would act the way he did?

No, they are merely garden-variety opportunistic apparatchik.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (4M+oY)

212 192 Evenin' Horde, it's a relatively pleasant 80 degrees here. I'm in my swing watching the kudzu grow.

Ah, and the shootin' just started up. Neighbors have been training lately.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (iZbyp)
sid, you ever think of cooking that stuff like greens, with a ham hock and some onions? I just now was wondering since we don't have any here. And don't want none neither.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (LHPAg)

213 Seriously, I’m to believe that all this palace intrigue was to get Kamala to the top spot? Pull the other one, it plays jingle bells.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u73oe)

214 Glad to hear that Mrs. Sponge is doing well! Continued prayers from here in Fort Worth 😊♥️🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (SRRAx)

215 He was Number 1

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

216
That would be the best place for him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (gzH5K)

________

Voyager 1 would be better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (1Nxff)

217 Donde estas Senor Biden?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (CsgRo)

218 >>Phrasing JACK!

You guys have such dirty minds. Shame on you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)

219 From a distance and in dim lightning it was merely noticeable that Shampoo was very very tall.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:10 PM (4M+oY)

Someone just needed to pour cold water over his head.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (9Gwyq)

220 "Cycle of Violence" reminds me of our little kitten Corn Pop (he was a bad dude). My old cat Harli wouldn't play with him, so I trained him to fight. I still have the scars.

Little Corn Pop disappeared the day we moved to the new house. I think the neighbor's dogs got him, but they wouldn't admit it.

Very sad. Publius still won't talk about it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

221 AZ and Hadrian

When is Russia's next mission to Venus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (4M+oY)

222 124 willowed: To the person that says Trump is too old.

Pensioner democracy

1) Old people vote more often than any other cohort.

2) No drug or alcohol use, a very hot third wife, and a good golf game, help keeps President Trump young.

3) This is in sharp contrast to Hilldog and Bitme.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

This is going to be the Dems battle cry and we need to be better. Our issue isn’t age, it’s ability. People age differently, some people lose their mental acuity earlier, some never lose it. Again with Biden, it wasn’t age on its own. It was the dementia.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (p4NUW)

223 150

'Israel showed us how to use power effectively.'

Israel is actually trying to do the job instead of just going through the motions to fool people.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

224 Mark, I think is tied with the astronaut who wore depends, drove cross country, and then failed to kill her rival in love.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)

That story is so nutso. How much time could she possibly save on a long road trip by using a diaper? She still has to stop for fuel. Why didn't she steal an airplane, and fly it to the murder site? Presumably as an astronaut, she had some flight training?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (05iS8)

225
You guys have such dirty minds. Shame on you.
Posted by: JackStraw

No way that this is the 1st time you've seen that comment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (gzH5K)

226 Then we get a cute white cat...

Oh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (4M+oY)

227 Axeman

twas a female Naval Aviator. With issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

228 Secret Service head was on the stand today. Something had to be ginned up to deflect any possible recriminations from her.

It isn't like there haven't been days when *biden didn't show up for something.

Typical misdirection and distraction.

Whether *biden's alive or not is probably not even relevant anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (Q4IgG)

229 Best tweet of the day was by , of all people, Keith Olbermann! Of course he deleted it as soon as someone wised him up.

“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)

230 With the new Ranma 1 or 2

Somebody talk to them about what / means. I always firmly believed that was Ranma Half. That’s what I see when I see 1/2.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (8sMut)

231 220 "Cycle of Violence" reminds me of our little kitten Corn Pop (he was a bad dude). My old cat Harli wouldn't play with him, so I trained him to fight. I still have the scars.

Little Corn Pop disappeared the day we moved to the new house. I think the neighbor's dogs got him, but they wouldn't admit it.

Very sad. Publius still won't talk about it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Aww, Miley. I am so sorry. That stinks.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (p4NUW)

232 Today feels like a Thursday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)

233 Figured out how to get proof of life on Bye-done. Park a school bus full of little girls in front of the building they're telling us he's in. If he's in there and alive he'd have to strapped down to keep him away from the kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (Ffnj+)

234 I want him on video walking out of the house and getting ice cream at the local joint...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (exHjb)


I think just walking at this point would be a major achievement for him. Especially if the rumors are true that he's had a 'major medical event' and that's why he's being hidden.

It's like the death of a king. Everybody has to gather around to watch him die to make certain the old coot is really dead. That's what I think is going on right now. Gathering in Delaware for a death watch.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (gKDq2)

235 AZ and Hadrian

When is Russia's next mission to Venus?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Send him over to spend time with his sponsor "Tencent" if they'll have him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (gzH5K)

236 Yes great news Mr Sponge- best wishes for continued good healing

our best to Lady Sponge

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

237 Cheeto said there are 36 secret service protectees

I want names. 36??

Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (d9LQi)

238
It's Kamala. We will be fine.
Posted by: Redbanzai

=============

They're loving her at the Bulwark. Here's the meme:

Kamala is the prosecutor. Trump is the felon!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (RRd91)

239
Giffords...
Giffords...

That name sounds familiar. Is that the lady that was spared when that Republican was assassinated and the little kid was murdered?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (LGV1j)

240 Best tweet of the day was by , of all people, Keith Olbermann! Of course he deleted it as soon as someone wised him up.

“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)

That guy is a loser putz

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (NtVYv)

241 In America it somehow became "1/2" Would have to ask ThePoliticalHat or Exdem13 to see if they know.

But the literal title is Ranma 1 or 2 as in male or female.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (4M+oY)

242 Voyager 1 would be better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Or the rocket carrying Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Arnold, and Paulie Shore to the sun.

Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

243 so does anybody know how long Kampala gets to play President?

when does the old man come back

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

244 224 That story is so nutso. How much time could she possibly save on a long road trip by using a diaper? She still has to stop for fuel. Why didn't she steal an airplane, and fly it to the murder site? Presumably as an astronaut, she had some flight training?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

Most people this psycho don’t exactly act rationally. If they did, there would not be a cross country drive in diaper.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (p4NUW)

245 180 164
About Mark Kelly...

That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)


People in AZ positively ached for him to be their Sen.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (8sMut)

246 >If Kamala was the plan, it was a stupid plan.

It's all they have. They're stuck with her.

They will pull out all the stops for her. They have to.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (i0F8b)

247 All the kids. Even Hunter has SS protection

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (5MvGY)

248 Ack! Of whiny team sitcom sock.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (ftFVW)

249 The FAA has issued a NOTAM for Wilmington DE for today from 1845 UTC to 2300 UTC.

Adjust your flight plans accordingly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (D9pmM)

250 so does anybody know how long Kampala gets to play President?

when does the old man come back
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)
---
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (krQz2)

251 Eromero, no. I haven't been hungry enough to eat kudzu (yet). I suppose I'd eat it before I eat bugs. And if I don't get out and chop it back soon, I'll have a good supply.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (iZbyp)

252 The Border Collie Ballet - wow just wow. Thank you for that.
Nice ass.
Someone remind me of the name of the music.

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #02 at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

253 {{{Piper}}}

The actions of Russia with the two previous presidents to Trump, and the one after, are in sharp contrast to when Trump was in office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

254 And of this Kamala Harris, what are we to make? We gaze at the Oval Office, now a crisper for a produce item from Delaware and we see that unburdened by what has been, a cackle emerges, a cackle that echoes and reverberates, profoundly distressing. Well, perhaps not distressing, but bothersome, and annoying. The Vice President erupts in peals of mirth that one cannot help but regard as that of Baba Yaga, a Baba Yaga that has not been positioned for success.

I should possibly mention that Baba Yaga is a chick, and it is a source of wonder to me why Keanu Reeves' character in the heart-warming John Wick franchise should be tagged with such a description. Did Keanu Reeves, not unlike Gamera, a friend of children everywhere, approve of this, or were there notes? Cinema is a fraught affair, and a creative vision is not without casualties.

But we speak of Kamala Harris. She likely did not see any of the John Wick films. More likely The Fast And The Furious, provided someone was there to explain it to her. Fast, Kamala, fast go the cars, and their fury is made manifest. Such would suffice.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (tmPIh)

255 Mark Kelly gives astronauts a bad name. But a least he is not stuck on the ISS.

Maybe we can send him to Mercury.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM

He looks like an Andy Gump squeeze doll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (4p0Xq)

256 But the literal title is Ranma 1 or 2 as in male or female.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (4M+oY)

This should be the only thing Americans should be allowed to watch in June.

Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (8sMut)

257 Off topic, but The Puppers gets to go on a date with a boy doggie on Friday.

After that, hopefully the non-stop whining will cease.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (8AONa)

258 The FAA has issued a NOTAM for Wilmington DE for today from 1845 UTC to 2300 UTC.

Adjust your flight plans accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (D9pmM)

Joe Biden is about to ascend into Paradise on the back of a flying unicorn?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (05iS8)

259 Looks like the all the drug cocktails to make Biden presentable in public may have shortened Old Pedo Joe's life.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (fs1hN)


This makes more sense than anything else Ive heard today Or maybe it was a big oopsie with the doseage

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (lCppi)

260 Or the rocket carrying Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Arnold, and Paulie Shore to the sun.
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

That rocket will need to have the power of five a Saturn Vs.

Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (8sMut)

261 >>No way that this is the 1st time you've seen that comment.

I might have seen it before.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

262
Holy fvk I can't believe the old themes she's hammering.

Trump wants to take us backwards.

We want to take America to a future that makes room for ALL Americans. A future where no child has to grow up in poverty. Where everyone has access to paid family leave and affordable childcare. Where every worker is paid fairly. Where every senior can retire with dignity.

Why haven't they done it yet?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (RRd91)

263 237 Cheeto said there are 36 secret service protectees

I want names. 36??

Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22,

Presidents in office and their immediate family get protection. Ex presidents and their spouses get it along with children under 16. Extensions can be asked for, Bush and Obama did for their kids in college.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (p4NUW)

264 The FAA has issued a NOTAM for Wilmington DE for today from 1845 UTC to 2300 UTC.

Adjust your flight plans accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

=====

That's. . . what . . . 5 acres or so?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (8AONa)

265 I've been reading some comments from people like Peter Schweitzer who wrote about Harris in one of his books

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)
----------

Profiles in Corruption. She has her own whole chapter. She's horrible. And he has everything footnoted meticulously.

San Franpsycho used to work with her and I think it's safe to say he's not a fan.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (bS+DD)

266 Best tweet of the day was by , of all people, Keith Olbermann! Of course he deleted it as soon as someone wised him up.

“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)

Wasn't actually him, sadly.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (H1b5q)

267 260 Or the rocket carrying Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Arnold, and Paulie Shore to the sun.
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

That rocket will need to have the power of five a Saturn Vs.
Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (8sMut)
----

Paulie Shore is still alive?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (2xB3Z)

268 Die, sock.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (8sMut)

269 You guys have such dirty minds. Shame on you.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM


The 'ettes do.

The average 'ron's strength is the strength of ten, because his heart is pure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (D9pmM)

270 That story is so nutso. How much time could she possibly save on a long road trip by using a diaper? She still has to stop for fuel. Why didn't she steal an airplane, and fly it to the murder site? Presumably as an astronaut, she had some flight training?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

---

That's the best part of the story BECAUSE of that. This woman had other crew-members lives in her hands, but that was her normal everyday reality.

Imagine if they were in space and she had a dream that another astronaut had called her fat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (LGV1j)

271 Robert

Have you heard of the latest controversy the terminally online Twitter anime tourists have ginned up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (4M+oY)

272 I’d Xi doesn’t take Taiwan right now he doesn’t really want it. There will never be a better opportunity.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (CsgRo)

273 Where every senior can retire with dignity.

-

Without saving a dime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (LGV1j)

274 who is closer to seething homicidal rage tonight:

Jill or Hillary

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

275 237 Cheeto said there are 36 secret service protectees

I want names. 36??

Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (d9LQi)
Supreme Court, there's nine. Wait, no. There's all them muslims in congress.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (LHPAg)

276 This appears to be on the level:

“DNC announces new nominating process. Candidates need to be qualified Democrats, qualified to be president and have support of 300 convention delegates, with no more than 50 from any state. Process to be completed between Aug 1 and Aug 7 depending on how many candidates qualify.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (S6gqv)

277 Bringing up Kamahaha's past is reemburdening her

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (IG7T0)

278 Thank you, Salty. I needed that hug. It’s been stressful recently!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (p4NUW)

279 >> Werner Herzog Watches The News

I can see Fitzcarraldo as an allegory, a parable for the wistful career of a visionary Joseph Robinette Biden.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)

280 Have a great night, everyone.

This has been another great day.
May tomorrow be as wonderful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

281 Kelly would piss off the people in the ISS, and then it would be "airlock with no suit time".

Wait. That sounds good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

Worked for us when we had to get rid of Balor.

Posted by: Moon Base Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)

282 The average 'ron's strength is the strength of ten, because his heart is pure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (D9pmM)


That's some authentic internet malarkey right there.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (gKDq2)

283 An hour after the shooter was dispatched, they said he was identified by DNA. This was a lie to cover for the fact that they identified him by the serial number on his AR using the ATFs unconstitutional gun registry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (d9LQi)

284 Under those rules, would RFK Jr be a “qualified Democrat”???

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (S6gqv)

285
Worked for us when we had to get rid of Balor.
Posted by: Moon Base Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)

Jawohl!

Posted by: Mondbasis Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)

286 Jill or Hillary
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

For those about to sit down to dinner:

Hill/Jill nude Jello wrestling. You're welcome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (05iS8)

287 @276

>>This appears to be on the level:

They are going to swap Harris out.

Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)

288 284 Under those rules, would RFK Jr be a “qualified Democrat”???
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (S6gqv)

It’s cute you think Dems follow rules, especially their own rules.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (CsgRo)

289 I can see Fitzcarraldo as an allegory, a parable for the wistful career of a visionary Joseph Robinette Biden.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)

What a middle name.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (8sMut)

290 This was a lie to cover for the fact that they identified him by the serial number on his AR using the ATFs unconstitutional gun registry.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Oooooh. Didn't even think of that.

Awesome?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (hB7mE)

291 287 @276

>>This appears to be on the level:

They are going to swap Harris out.

Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22

So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)

292 Have you heard of the latest controversy the terminally online Twitter anime tourists have ginned up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (4M+oY)

Controversy? On the Twats?

Do tell.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (H1b5q)

293 Kelly would piss off the people in the ISS, and then it would be "airlock with no suit time".

Wait. That sounds good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

You can't prove shit Dave.

Posted by: Hal at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (4p0Xq)

294 More Kotex would be a fantastic (D) ticket.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (LGV1j)

295 Paulie Shore is still alive?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Who can say? I was referencing this Simpsons bit:

https://tinyurl.com/456rt49b

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (ftFVW)

296 Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)


You're right about that. I've never heard those names before -- ever.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (gKDq2)

297 Where every senior can retire with dignity.

Why haven't they done it yet?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (RRd91)

Yeah.... uh... yeah... I know Math is probably not their strong suit... but.... INFLATION?

I retired 2 years ago, and everything I buy is at least 30% more expensive.

My parents were able to retire with dignity... I'm right on the edge... my Son? probably never will unless I leave him a big chunk of inheritance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (xaFKb)

298 272 I’d Xi doesn’t take Taiwan right now he doesn’t really want it. There will never be a better opportunity.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (CsgRo)

Yeah but there’s me.

Posted by: Logistics at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (8sMut)

299 Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)

Hehehe...Kotex.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (H1b5q)

300
who is closer to seething homicidal rage tonight:

Jill or Hillary
Posted by: Don Black

================

I think we need a Venn diagram.

Posted by: Kamala, smirking at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (RRd91)

301 Oooooh. Didn't even think of that.

Awesome?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

That was part of the congressional testimony. Fact. Not conjecture.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (d9LQi)

302 Moore/Kotek 24

Who ate they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (08XW3)

303 @291

>>So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?

Yep, apparently Saving Democracy translates to assassinate your opponent and failing that swap around your candidates until they poll above 50pct.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)

304 Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22

So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)

Moore? who? Mary Tyler Moore? isn't she morte?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (xaFKb)

305 >This appears to be on the level:

“DNC announces new nominating process.
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they're just making shit up as they go, aren't they 💩

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl)

306 43 Back before cell phones, everyone had a lanolin line.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

Now don't ewe start with the sheep puns!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (+myjY)
----
Well you do know that the Democrats tried to pull the wool over our eyes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #03 at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

307 Back before cell phones, everyone had a lanolin line.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)


supplied by the bellwether company

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)

308 306
and I kid you not.

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #04 at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (qfLjt)

309 No matter what, the Dems are going to try a candidate to use to shame Americans into voting for Statism/Socialism.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (8sMut)

310 Is it too late for SMOD to get on the ballot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (d9LQi)

311 Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (S6gqv)

312 Exclusive-Former attorney general Holder to vet Harris' potential running mates, sources say

==

one of the nastiest racists of the obama era; and that means a lot

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

313 I am guessing on DU no one remembers Joe and they all think Kamala is amazeballs?

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

314 275 237 Cheeto said there are 36 secret service protectees

I want names. 36??


In a row, Kamala?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:46 PM (8sMut)

315 @311

>>Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.

And Barack Obama was household name?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)

316 Moore/Kotek 24

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)


I would celebrate, but the Oregon Secretary of State has crazy eyes and looks like "Rachel" Levine, and she is next in succession

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (D7oie)

317 That's some authentic internet malarkey right there.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM


Sadly, the Malarkey Slayer, Darth Brandon, seems to be hors de combat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (D9pmM)

318 311 Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (S6gqv)

At least I never have to see those stupid signs when entering MD: Gov Wes Moore “Leave No One Behind”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)

319 well, America was shamed into electing 0bama

maybe they think they can pull it off again

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (/7KEl)

320 Did you know that in Boston sheep go to a baa-baah-shop to get sheared?

Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #05 at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

321 Are there secret service agents monitoring Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

322 Ace needs to do a brief on the etymological origins of, "amazeballs."

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (0lEdh)

323 Probably too much is in flux at the moment, but would love to see what Dave in Fla finds in the numbers. WI, MI and PA look dicey. Philly went about 90% for Obama's Compromise in 2020. They've had four years to prepare for the cheat.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (rjJqk)

324
this is going to be "fun"...

Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."

https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)

325 315 @311

>>Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.

And Barack Obama was household name?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)

Not knowing the candidates at all allows you to run against Trump... just like last Prezzy election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (xaFKb)

326 At least I never have to see those stupid signs when entering MD: Gov Wes Moore “Leave No One Behind”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)

A motto that works for Pete Buttigeig, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (05iS8)

327 Vance needs to take this on....

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

328 And Barack Obama was household name?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)

Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (S6gqv)

329 Kotek is Oregon's lesbo governor

Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (Q5Ulg)

330 I just saw the Vance crowd in OH. That is positive!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (p4NUW)

331 I can see Fitzcarraldo as an allegory, a parable for the wistful career of a visionary Joseph Robinette Biden.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)


I see it as the parable of Werner Herzog trying to get a giant boat and Klaus Kinski to FNCKING DO AS DIRECTED!

With the part of Werner Herzog representing the deep state, and the giant immovable boat as Joeseph Bidenette

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

332 Are there secret service agents monitoring Jimmy Carter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

This is somewhat in poor taste but when Gnubreed announced he was going into hospice care I wanted to tell him to check in to Jimmy Carter's hospice because if they could keep that decrepit old sombitch alive for this long just think of the miracles they'd do for him.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (0lEdh)

333 273 Where every senior can retire with dignity.

-

Without saving a dime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
_____

At some point, you've saved too much money.

Posted by: Obumbles at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (fs1hN)

334 Did you know that in Boston sheep go to a baa-baah-shop to get sheared?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #05 at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM


Wicked pissah, bro.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

335 Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."

https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM

Now do the part where you sucked Willie to get anywhere.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (4p0Xq)

336
I remember that Bess Truman, who lived about forever, had Secret Service protection. Agents considered the duty as a kind of Siberia.

FDR pulled Herbert Hoover's agents after he left office. Because Roosevelt was asshoe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (1Nxff)

337 Moore/Kotek 24

Who ate they?


They were very hungry.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (mH6SG)

338 So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)


Kotek looks like an older, slightly more mannish Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (D7oie)

339 Kotek is Oregon's lesbo governor
Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM


Is she busty?

Asking for a browser tab.

Posted by: J. Random Single 'Ron at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (D9pmM)

340 Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."

https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)\
-----
She's been working for a guy like that for four years. Yet did nothing about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

341 Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."

https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)

And then we just keep playing that one clip of Tulsi Gabbard fucking dismantling Kamala in 30 seconds.

Fuck Kamala.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:53 PM (0lEdh)

342 So two people I know died today...

Thin, healthy 32 year old man died "unexpectedly".

Overweight, otherwise healthy 50 year old woman died from a heart attack "unexpectedly"

Why yes they both got the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:53 PM (oZhjI)

343 So Moore// Governor of MD and Kotek/Governor of Oregon..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (EqMg7)

344 The problem with Harris’ “stump speech” is that there is nothing else. She has no second punch. Trump has unlimited punches, which will change each rally.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (aVudl)

345 Robert

There is a manga and a new anime called Senpai is an Otokonoko. IE Senpai cross-dresses.

Main character is Makoto a bishonen who prefers to dress in girl's clothes because of the aesthetics, much to his mother's horror.

At school a girl falls in love with "her." Makoto rejects her advances at first but she is reveled to be bisexual. Then it turns into a love triangle with one of Makoto's male school buds, who is a closet gay and is in love with Makoto.

Sounds like the Twitter LGBTQ brigade would love it right?

Except some are ignoring the word Otokonoko - cross dress - in the title and insisting that Makoto is really trans.

Just nuke it all from orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (4M+oY)

346 Gov Kotek looks like Chris Hayes if he stopped dying his hair and had a little more testosterone.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (oZhjI)

347 It has become a prerequesite for Oregon Governors to be homosexual

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (D7oie)

348 Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:53 PM (oZhjI)

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (EqMg7)

349 328 And Barack Obama was household name?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)

Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (S6gqv)
That right there. A product the Chicago machine, I took one look at him and told Mrs.E 'Those dem emeffers are gonna put that muslinm in the WH.' And Opra and Dr. Phil and all those aholes made it happen by wrangling the stupid white woman herd to the polls.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (LHPAg)

350
"Something Kamala has in common with Obama

They both laugh out loud so readily and sincerely. Joe too, but not quite so ebullient."

-- DU Commenter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (D9pmM)

351 At some point, you've saved too much money.

-

Amen, brother. I spent my entire life living modestly to accumulate a decent retirement fund and now it's worth half of what it was worth in 2020, and in 2030 it will be worth 25% of that. And then, after I go through that, I'll enter the same nursing home as my neighbor that has a huge house, a Maserati SUV for his wife (that looks like a Mazda but I wouldn't tell him that), a new truck every year, boats (plural), motorcycles, jet skis, and not a penny to his name.

I'm willing to admit that he was 100% smarter than me. Scraping pennies, buying used, putting money in investments, tucking away the first hour of wages... Ha. I could've had some really nice stuff instead.

Oh well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (LGV1j)

352 She's been working for a guy like that for four years. Yet did nothing about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

they are hitting Trump where it hurts, firing up the base and intellectual arguments won't work; she will be forgiven...I remember when obama was installed, I am getting the same feeling

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)

353 I still think Moore is the 2028 play. Too soon this time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (aVudl)

354 Not knowing the candidates at all allows you to run against Trump... just like last Prezzy election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (xaFKb)


There is one difference, though. This isn't 2020. A lot of shit has happened since January, 2021. People are living those changes -- and are not happy WITH THE POLICIES; some would say they woke up. Open borders gets everyone. Lack of energy equaling higher gas and other fuel prices hits everyone in many ways. Bidenomics/inflation. Ukraine money being pissed away. Plus, quite a few who didn't vote for him in 2020 now realize he wasn't so bad. No new wars, stuff like that. No, 2024 is very different from 2020.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (gKDq2)

355 If the days in the past have begun then the days in the future will be one day in the present.

Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D/hUK)

356 wrangling the stupid white woman herd to the polls.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM


Head 'em up and move 'em out

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D9pmM)

357 At some point, you've saved too much money.


If you don't have kids you should try to spend your last dollar the day you die.

If you do have kids then its more complicated...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (oZhjI)

358 VP Harris we have a question from our audience. The Question is from a Billy BoB C. from Arkansas.....

The question from Billy Bob C is..... VP Harris may people are wondering the following... "Do You Spit or Swallow" ??

Posted by: CNN with Wolf Blitzer at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (hbjSA)

359 It has become a prerequesite for Oregon Governors to be homosexual
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM


Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Spicoli at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (Wnv9h)

360 Wait, so Karmella is saying she's going to investigate Trump and hold him accountable?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (LGV1j)

361 Except some are ignoring the word Otokonoko - cross dress - in the title and insisting that Makoto is really trans.

Just nuke it all from orbit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (4M+oY)

The end will come, dear, the end will come. *Head pats*

I'm 90% convinced most of the tranny madness is just a bunch of dickhead transvestites who want to practice openly. Not every dude in a skirt wants to cut off his dick. Mostly they just want to wear silky panties and frilly dresses.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:59 PM (H/iGX)

362 They're loving her at the Bulwark. Here's the meme:

Kamala is the prosecutor. Trump is the felon!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (

If trump is smart, all he will do to that argument is say that kamala knows a lot about wrongfully prosecuting people and that he will not allow her to do to this country what her party did to him and what she did to the young black men in San Francisco.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 08:59 PM (JOR6L)

363 The fragments of information that we have about the current political situation in your republic are miniscule and prone to confusion, like the mind of a Kartoffel who came to questionable light in Scranton. I am reminded of your pre-Yellowstone thespian Kevin Costner, who maintained that we are through the looking glass. Up is down, black is white, cats and dog co-habit together, mass hysteria. Perhaps the quote eludes me.

If we could offer the President enough chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, would he tell us of the manner in which Kamala Harris, Frau Clinton, and Gretchen Whitmer (D. -Kidnapped, Michigan) alit upon besoms and took themselves to the Brocken summit in Deutschland upon Walpurgis Nacht to salute the Prince of Darkness, converse about yoga, and have a nice mani-pedi while planning this usurpation of their Party's 2024 campaign? Or would he smile oddly and say "Boop," and then ask for a Brownie? And then you realize he does not mean a baked good, and recoil in fear and loathing.

In the end, do we not echo the words of John Lennon and Japan's chanteuse, Yoko Ono? "Strange things indeed, most peculiar Mama." Wow, this got dark. Es tut mir leid. Excelsior!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (tmPIh)

364 I'm 90% convinced most of the tranny madness is just a bunch of dickhead transvestites who want to practice openly. Not every dude in a skirt wants to cut off his dick. Mostly they just want to wear silky panties and frilly dresses.

There is something demonic about convincing people that to practice their sexual fetish fully they need to remove the sex organs that let them enjoy it...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (oZhjI)

365 "Something Kamala has in common with Obama.
They both laugh out loud so readily and sincerely."

Their tell. Also Hillary. And Biden.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (i0F8b)

366 FDR pulled Herbert Hoover's agents after he left office. Because Roosevelt was asshoe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (1Nxff)


Hoover actually drove around the US on his own, at one point he came through Salem Oregon, where he had gone to school and also to Newberg where he had grown up. One of the local reporters on the Capital Journal talked to him at the restaurant at the old Marion hotel. Dad talked about it, he wasn't there but he knew the reporter who interviewed him.
(Hoover went to Stanford with my great grandfather, they both wound up as civil engineers)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie)

367 "Something Kamala has in common with Obama.

They could both suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch?

Posted by: Democrat donors at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (oZhjI)

368 Robert

I have been terribly tempted to join Twitter just to post to them another anime called Koko wa Greenwood and the character named Shun.

See if they explode like Thunder does in Big Trouble in Little China.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (4M+oY)

369 @328

>>Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.

Obama was a backbencher Illinois state senator, weasels a US senate seat and two years later he's the POTUS.

No one knew who Barack Obama was and it didn't matter.

I think the Donks are going to use this opportunity to go real young and have a bright, shiny, articulate Obama clone as the President and have a young lesbo VP.

The MSM will literally ballot harvest for that ticket,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (XV/Pl)

370 There is something demonic about convincing people that to practice their sexual fetish fully they need to remove the sex organs that let them enjoy it...
Posted by: 18-1

Especially since many (most?) of them are too young to even know what they'll be missing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

371 If Xi goes for Taiwan he better have lots of anti cruise missiles protecting the 5 gorges dam.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)

372 I prosecuted people in the past in order to make people in the future become free in the present.

Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 09:03 PM (D/hUK)

373 Well Kotex isn't young.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (EqMg7)

374 Obama was a backbencher Illinois state senator, weasels a US senate seat and two years later he's the POTUS.




4 years. But your point stands.

Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (D/hUK)

375 Three Gorges

And if the rains continue unabated cruise missiles just might be redundant.

The PRC has a bad track record of Tofu Buildings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (4M+oY)

376 Head 'em up and move 'em out

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D9pmM)

RAWHIDE!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (BoA4i)

377 My attention span isn't much better than that puppy.

Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (sAmhv)

378 I find myself surrounded by 4 of my 5 kitties this evening. A rare occurrence in my house...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

379 >>and took themselves to the Brocken summit in Deutschland upon Walpurgis Nacht to salute the Prince of Darkness

It looked pretty cool when Richard Burton did it in "Doctor Faustus," from 1967. Could Klaus Kinski improve upon this, or would it be too much of a synecdoche for the World Economic Forum?

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (rjJqk)

380 Especially since many (most?) of them are too young to even know what they'll be missing.

-

this gets close to the core element of all of it.

Everyone assumed the p3d() stage would come AFTER the tranny push.

Turns out the tranny push IS the p3d() stage. That's the whole point of introducing them to sexuality and graphic sexual topics. In a generation they will be accepting of it in regards to their children because they remember their grooming.

See also: Global Warming, recycling, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (LGV1j)

381 310 Is it too late for SMOD to get on the ballot?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (d9LQi)


Ineligible until 2029.

Posted by: Apophis at July 22, 2024 09:06 PM (gKWVE)

382 *looks at time*

I probably should meander off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:06 PM (4M+oY)

383 Obama was certainly propelled by unseen forces. But he is talented at crafting a message. This is something Harris totally lacks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (aVudl)

384 April 13, 2029 Apophis

Tax Day 2029 might be delayed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (4M+oY)

385 I don't see any chance Democrats drop Harris for anyone. Let's not pretend what just happened is a common occurrence, it isn't. We are weeks from the DNC, less than 4 months from the election and Democrats just tossed the guy who won the primary and replaced her with the historic first black female VP.

Reality trumps parlor games. They are all in for Harris now and unless they want to lose huge in the House and Senate by screwing around again with their nominee they are stuck with her.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)

386 I have been terribly tempted to join Twitter just to post to them another anime called Koko wa Greenwood and the character named Shun.

See if they explode like Thunder does in Big Trouble in Little China.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (4M+oY)

*Looks up Greenwood*

*Looks up Shun*

*Looks around*

*Closes curtains*

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (tg+ex)

387 Knowing what we know now I'm fairly confident Obama didn't win in 2008. He absolutely didn't win 2012.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (LGV1j)

388 In a generation they will be accepting of it in regards to their children because they remember their grooming.

See also: Global Warming, recycling, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (LGV1j)
What children?

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (LHPAg)

389 364 I'm 90% convinced most of the tranny madness is just a bunch of dickhead transvestites who want to practice openly. Not every dude in a skirt wants to cut off his dick. Mostly they just want to wear silky panties and frilly dresses.

There is something demonic about convincing people that to practice their sexual fetish fully they need to remove the sex organs that let them enjoy it...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (oZhjI)

My Son is mad at me right now... in an argument about this subject... I said if people will be forced to go along with who I say I am... then you may call me Emperor Napoleon... and they must all bow to my Imperial Highness.

He was not amused.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (xaFKb)

390 LMFCAO @ Robert

Now you understand Padawan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (4M+oY)

391 I find myself surrounded by 4 of my 5 kitties this evening. A rare occurrence in my house...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Have they disclosed the purpose of the meeting?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (ftFVW)

392 What children?
Posted by: Eromero

-

The children having their parts removed are the tip of the spear, but the children of the kids currently growing up being taught that trannies are normal and gay sex books in elementary schools are normal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (LGV1j)

393
Trump is calling her Cackling Kamala. I think he needs to go harder than that.

Posted by: Kamala, smirking at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (RRd91)

394 My Son is mad at me right now... in an argument about this subject... I said if people will be forced to go along with who I say I am... then you may call me Emperor Napoleon... and they must all bow to my Imperial Highness.

He was not amused.
Posted by: Romeo13

-

Ask him if he can choose his adjectives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (LGV1j)

395
My Son is mad at me right now... in an argument about this subject... I said if people will be forced to go along with who I say I am... then you may call me Emperor Napoleon... and they must all bow to my Imperial Highness.


In Belgium you can get various government bennies if you are below a certain age. A man sued the government claiming to be "trans-age".

And...all my leftist cow-workers laughed because, obviously age is a biological fact unlike...err...sex.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (oZhjI)

396 So now that everyone knows that Biden was forced from office, doesn't that constitute a real actual coup?

Where is the media? Where's the outrage?

A buncha rednecks took selfies in congress and that caused a huge uproar.

Where's the call for congressional hearings? Will Pelosi be arrested for threatening the President with gangster tactics?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (Ud7de)

397 I guess the plan is for them to wear pearl necklaces to support Kamala. Like the pussy hat thing. They don't seem to get that there could be a problem with that

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (hPjW7)

398 @385

>>Reality trumps parlor games.

If your organizing principle was will to power, would you stick with Kamala?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

399 @rawsalerts
·
3m
🚨#BREAKING: South Carolina Congresswoman Rep. Nancy Mace has just filed a motion to impeach Kim Cheatle, Director of the Secret Service.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)

400 I guess the plan is for them to wear pearl necklaces to support Kamala. Like the pussy hat thing. They don't seem to get that there could be a problem with that

-

Oh, I guarantee they know, and it's part of the kink.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LGV1j)

401 🚨#BREAKING: South Carolina Congresswoman Rep. Nancy Mace has just filed a motion to impeach Kim Cheatle, Director of the Secret Service.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)


That'll go in the Senate just like Mayorkas' impeachment articles went: Nowhere. Schumer is still sitting on them.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:15 PM (gKDq2)

402 I can see Fitzcarraldo as an allegory, a parable for the wistful career of a visionary Joseph Robinette Biden.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)


I see it as the parable of Werner Herzog trying to get a giant boat and Klaus Kinski to FNCKING DO AS DIRECTED!

With the part of Werner Herzog representing the deep state, and the giant immovable boat as Joeseph Bidenette
Posted by: Kindltot

That shoot was a nightmare. Kinski insisted that he had "creative differences" with the vision that I articulated. I mulled it over and took counsel of my cinematic experience, gazing into the rain forest canopy with an earnest, beseeching stare. Then I told Klaus that he was a little bitch.

Tears welled in his absurdly-Teutonic eyes, and I shouted "Roll" to beckon the transmutation to filmic magic. After that, in the depth of the tropical night, I would visit the rudimentary tent that Kinski inhabited and say "Klaus, I am the anaconda. Beware my fangs and my means of constriction. Ooga, booga." I told this to William Friedkin, who said that he would fire a weapon on set or slap actors to motivate their performance. "Motivate, Bill?" I asked. "Motivation?"

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (tmPIh)

403 Three Gorges

And if the rains continue unabated cruise missiles just might be redundant.

The PRC has a bad track record of Tofu Buildings.
Posted by: Anna Puma

For some reason I always boost that dam damn to 5.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (gzH5K)

404 Ask him if he can choose his adjectives.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (LGV1j)

round and round on that subject... he believes that not going along with their idiocy makes you an asshole, and that government has a long history of making laws so that people are not assholes.

I continuously point out that asshole is subjective, and therefore any power given will eventually be abused... and then point out how he was Fucked over when he was the Navy....

Yet... he still will cede all power to the government for some reason.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (xaFKb)

405 by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (

Aside from the sexual reference, is Kamala known for wearing the actual jewelry of pearl necklaces,? because if she is . and a person didn't know that you'd just think - if you weren't a leftist -that all women wearing pearl necklaces in support of Kamala are doing some stupid Barbie dress up game.




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (EqMg7)

406 >>If your organizing principle was will to power, would you stick with Kamala?

You're assuming there's no downside to trashing yet another front runner because she is losing.

Every politicians organizing principle is getting power. These guys are raising millions, sometimes tens and hundreds of millions to get power. But they aren't gods and sometimes they walk themselves into a box canyon.

They want to win the presidency but they also want to win control of Congress. If they just completely toss the rules and start decapitating everyone they will break their big tent clown coalition.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (LkLld)

407 >>Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM

It is bliss to read the musings of a great auteur.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:18 PM (rjJqk)

408 >>That'll go in the Senate just like Mayorkas' impeachment articles went: Nowhere. Schumer is still sitting on them.

Probably. Although it was pretty shocking how bi-partisan the attacks on her were in the House today. Even Jamie Raskin demanded she resign.

Democrats rely on SS protection too and that agency is clearly out of control.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

409 Probably. Although it was pretty shocking how bi-partisan the attacks on her were in the House today. Even Jamie Raskin demanded she resign.


-

I can't help but assume this is part of a plan. Muddy the water, make it even more difficult to find out information.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:20 PM (LGV1j)

410 OK y'all
another day of surprises
I'm going to read some, then relax to the dulcet tones of The Great One on the wireless
AMF

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:20 PM (/7KEl)

411 That'll go in the Senate just like Mayorkas' impeachment articles went: Nowhere. Schumer is still sitting on them.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:15 PM (gKDq2)


Which makes me now think if Mayorkas had been impeached, convicted and removed from office, would the assassination attempt still have happened? Mayorkas is the real motherfucker in all this. He's Cheatle's boss, too. He didn't want Cheatle to testify which is why they had to subpoena her. Fat lot of good that did, though, with her evasive non-answer bullshit.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:21 PM (gKDq2)

412 @406

>>You're assuming there's no downside to trashing yet another front runner because she is losing.

Jack, I don't think any of the old political considerations matter anymore or how anything looks, all that matters is power and the retention thereof.

After trying to assassinate Trump and failing, a week later Biden is pushed out, sure they are saying all the right things now, but they are engineering Kamalas exit as we speak.

She will not be the nominee.

Book It.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

413 She will not be the nominee.

Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

She's already got a lot of committed delegates.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (Ud7de)

414 Kamen America looks like so much fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)

It's done by the guy who did the Potus Thump and Wall-Might spoofs. Timothy Lim, I think. Should be quality comedy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (XjtdB)

415 324
this is going to be "fun"...

Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."

https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner



Lots of black men in California were on the receiving end of Harris's prosecutorial misconduct. She was horrible and has a track record which I hope will be used against her. Assuming she is nominated. The Dems play Calvinball so who the hell knows.

But whatever...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

416 371 If Xi goes for Taiwan he better have lots of anti cruise missiles protecting the 5 gorges dam.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)
----
3 Gorges Dam, but easy to be thinking Chinese 5 spice and get things mixed up.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (2xB3Z)

417 Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:21 PM (gKDq2)

Yup, Mayorkas skating after clear violations of the law, sends the message they are above the law...

Just like Hilary, or Biden...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (xaFKb)

418 At least we're not in a Constitutional Crisis.

So we have that going for us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (a1415)

419 Have our norms been restored? I'm asking on behalf of a 2020 Biden voter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2024 09:24 PM (lhenN)

420
Pelosi is the messenger of the deep state. one of a very few faces that we actually know.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)

421 If you have not yet, watch Critical Drinker's Porduction Hell of Fitzcarraldo.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:25 PM (8sMut)

422 Ha. I'm not sure being post-Constitution as the main protection against a Constitutional crisis is a good thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (LGV1j)

423 We now have the official response by Democrat Voters on what they think about Kumala Harris. Let's listen in to the below video.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuQorVBJj4

Posted by: CNN with Wolf Blitzer at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (hbjSA)

424 416 371 If Xi goes for Taiwan he better have lots of anti cruise missiles protecting the 5 gorges dam.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)
----
3 Gorges Dam, but easy to be thinking Chinese 5 spice and get things mixed up.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (2xB3Z)

Heavily liberalize gun laws as well. I don't think the ROC has a 2A. They could use one.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (8sMut)

425
418 At least we're not in a Constitutional Crisis.

So we have that going for us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (a1415

People just forced the President to withdraw from an election via a threat.

No one has seen the President since July 17th.

He hasn't even bothered to say that this was his idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (Ud7de)

426 *Grabs Anna*

You and me, Japan, right now!

https://youtube.com/shorts/RMKIPv1iYw4

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (tg+ex)

427 For some reason I always boost that dam damn to 5.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (gzH5K)
---
Bidenflation. Is there nothing it can't screw up?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

428 She will not be the nominee.

Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

The rational Dems know Kamalalaladingdong's polling is worse than Dementia Joe's, if such a thing is possible. They're saying all the right things NOW, but the Dem convention, and their superdelegates, will make the Party's choice, as apparently they always did (little did I know until recently).

I agree, Kamalalaladingdong won't be on the ticket. She is a 25th Amendment Insurance Policy which has now lapsed.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (gKDq2)

429 She's already got a lot of committed delegates.

Distribute all that Biden campaign cash before disappearing into the night.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (gf6mn)

430 417 Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:21 PM (gKDq2)

Yup, Mayorkas skating after clear violations of the law, sends the message they are above the law...

Just like Hilary, or Biden...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (xaFKb)

Or even Leftist protestors getting a slap on the wrist, if even that, after causing destruction of property, etc during protests.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (8sMut)

431 She will not be the nominee.

Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

OK.

Then who?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)

432 Lots of black men in California were on the receiving end of Harris's prosecutorial misconduct. She was horrible and has a track record which I hope will be used against her. Assuming she is nominated. The Dems play Calvinball so who the hell knows.

But whatever...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

CA is far away from WI, MI, PA , GA and VA, and Kamala's work there will not be known to anyone. they will craft a beautiful vehicle for her. kamala, obama and eric holder. the triumvirate. y'all know where this is all headed.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

433 Duncanthrax has been spreading internet malarkey and anti-penguin hate speech for years. His increments should be frozen.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at July 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V5BDR)

434 It looked pretty cool when Richard Burton did it in "Doctor Faustus," from 1967. Could Klaus Kinski improve upon this, or would it be too much of a synecdoche for the World Economic Forum?
Posted by: electronic means

Your vision is compelling. Could Kinski manifest an improvement? If he but lived, I think. The dark embrace that awaits all, took hold of him, at a time when I had an established alibi. He lives now, I am told, on a farm in the country where he is happy and at peace.

The WEF is such a twisted perversion of virtue signaling and hypocrisy that, if it did not exist, we should have to invent it. From time to time I phone Klaus Schwab and use artifice to conceal my utterances. "Klaus," I say, "Wie geht's?" Upon his reply, I pose the query, "Is your refrigerator running?" Of course it is, in the lives of such as he, appliances fear to fail the demands their masters place upon them. "Ja," he says. Then, with due emphasis, I state "Then it is incumbent upon you to go and catch it." He is chagrined and humiliated, yet powerless to exercise any revenge. I have pwned him, I think the kids say. Such things we do when we seek to rectify the imbalance of the Cosmos.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (tmPIh)

435 obama and his minions crippled this country to what it has become today, but hey, he and his cohorts ain't done!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (V13WU)

436 >>She's already got a lot of committed delegates.

She's got Pelosi, probably the most powerful elected Democrat today and her fellow Californian.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (LkLld)

437 she won't poll poorly, she will be the nominee

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

438 Take Mark Kelly... PLEASE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:32 PM (gzH5K)

439 >>> 431 She will not be the nominee.

Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

OK.

Then who?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (VavZF)

440 Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

The Trump campaign seems pretty quick in response considerinv how soon they got out the. "She knew" ad. I think they can cover Kamala's. actual record as a prosecutor if /when they need to

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (EqMg7)

441 Kamalaladingdong owns the mess at the border.

She was a Czzzzzaaaarrrr!

She owns the deaths of Americans at the hands of criminal illegals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (Ud7de)

442 Then who?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)


Whoever the Dem party muckety-mucks decide is right for the role. I have no idea as to their Party's choice, but lesbian governors sure fits their identity party. Is one of them of color, though? Gotta have color to replace Heels Up.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (gKDq2)

443 >>Such things we do when we seek to rectify the imbalance of the Cosmos.

No one works harder than a director, even one who at his own shoe.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (rjJqk)

444 She's already polling poorly. And they already know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

445 >>> 444 She's already polling poorly. And they already know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

It's mine... all mine... and you people said it would never happen...

Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (VavZF)

446 Dang, I bet the Karl Rove, Paul Ryan, Mike Pence types are FURIOUS about that Karmella ad that was ready to go at the drop of a hat.

Imagine actually campaigning to win. How crass and vulgar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (LGV1j)

447 “ The most fascinating thing we learned today during the USSS director testimony is that federal officials are using Signal & Telegram to communicate with staff”

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (n5OtF)

448 My guess is Kamala is just there to take a beating because they know how fucked they are and why waste a Newsome or a Whitmer on a thumping from Trump.

She's a fill in.

A crash test dummy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (Ud7de)

449 She's a fill in.

A crash test dummy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And, oddly enough, burdened by what has gone before.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (5Seyi)

450 federal officials are using Signal & Telegram to communicate with staff”

-

Are those the ones that self-delete and leave no record of any communications?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (LGV1j)

451 Imagine actually campaigning to win. How crass and vulgar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (LGV1j)


It's just not done, old man, just not done. {Adjusts monocle and top hat}

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (gKDq2)

452 No one works harder than a director, even one who eats his own shoe.

fucking typo

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (rjJqk)

453 Do Androids Dream of Telephonic Sheep?

Will Animatronic Joe Dream Of Little Girls Who Look Like They're 19?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (5fDan)

454 Just got through making hummus and a homemade vegan bean dip for my black, gay MAGA voting nurse coworker.

He's hysterical. Loves messing with the fags out here who expect him to fall in line.

He just bought his first gun too.

*buffs nails*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 09:38 PM (Q/e2v)

455 If Xi goes for Taiwan he better have lots of anti cruise missiles protecting the 5 gorges dam.

Might be criminal to go after the 3 Stooges Dam. Thing's a disaster waiting to happen, and it's not the fault of millions and millions who could die.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)

456 Proof of life demands ratchet up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (Ud7de)

457 Just got through making hummus and a homemade vegan bean dip for my black, gay MAGA voting nurse coworker.

He's hysterical. Loves messing with the fags out here who expect him to fall in line.

He just bought his first gun too.

*buffs nails*
Posted by: nurse ratched

Pink 9mm?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (qZEuM)

458 nurse ratched,

I just finished a batch of hummus yesterday! Get the Bulgarian feta. You can't go wrong.

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (gKDq2)

459 A dumb pre-ONT question, for the Constitutional Horde.

As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?

I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.

A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.

I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)

460 y: Hillary! at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (

"It's mine , all mine" sounds like Daffy Duck in the great cartoon, "Ali Baba Bunny". It would be fitting if Hillary got shrunken and closed up in an oyster shell too.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (EqMg7)

461 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (RFPHU)

462 I want to know if Mudpants is room temp. I got a lot of confetti in the shredder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (qZEuM)

463
Might be criminal to go after the 3 Stooges Dam. Thing's a disaster waiting to happen, and it's not the fault of millions and millions who could die.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)

History says few scruples exist in war.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (8sMut)

464 Proof of life demands ratchet up.

*thumbs thru Ruth Bader-Ginsburg playbook...*

Nah, we're good.

Posted by: The White House at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (DyY8E)

465 "It's mine , all mine" sounds like Daffy Duck in the great cartoon, "Ali Baba Bunny". It would be fitting if Hillary got shrunken and closed up in an oyster shell too.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke

======

Please tell me you use Looney Tunes Life Lessons in your sermons. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (8AONa)

466 I'm not convinced the sundowner is alive

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:43 PM (RFPHU)

467 Might be criminal to go after the 3 Stooges Dam. Thing's a disaster waiting to happen, and it's not the fault of millions and millions who could die.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)

It would be nice if you took up for us like that. We were casualties of a war we had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Independent contractors working on the Death Star in Return of the Jedi at July 22, 2024 09:43 PM (8sMut)

468 Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (8AONa)

LOL. No; I sometimes mentions shows, but not that one. I just love that cartoon even many years later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (EqMg7)

469 The border collie is very cool, but that is modern dance, not ballet. 🙂

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)

470 “Republican House Representative, Nancy Mace from South Carolina has filed a Privileged Motion for the Impeachment of Kim Cheatle, the Director of U.S. Secret Service. A Privileged Motion would required the House to Schedule a Vote on the Resolution within 48 Hours“

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (n5OtF)

471 444 She's already polling poorly. And they already know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

Her favorability is less than 40 percent. She's toast.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (5fDan)

472 Lots of black men in California were on the receiving end of Harris's prosecutorial misconduct. She was horrible and has a track record which I hope will be used against her. Assuming she is nominated. The Dems play Calvinball so who the hell knows.

Lol. Biden had decades in public life. None of his baggage haunted him. Why would Cocksucker be any different? You think the wagons aren't gonna circle for a beige woman? How curious does the media seem about the soft coup in progress? Most people are never gonna hear anything unfavorable.

Posted by: John Q. Public Does Not Care at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (FzNTb)

473 466 I'm not convinced the sundowner is alive
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09

He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)

474 459 A dumb pre-ONT question, for the Constitutional Horde.

As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?

I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.

A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.

I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)

Who was the strongest such person in the past?

This might make for good discussion.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (8sMut)

475 459 A dumb pre-ONT question, for the Constitutional Horde.

As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?

I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.

A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.

I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)

Not worth a bucket of warm piss.

Posted by: John Nance Garner at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (8sMut)

476 Last place in the primaries, destroyed in a debate with Tulsi and a failure as a VP.

The Left present her as the best they have to run for President. Just what I would expect.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (B1dzx)

477 Okay, here's some happy news: We are in a beach house smack next door to a monster rental that sleeps about 30 folks. It's full of young couples and a few little children. Tonight, while the six of us were on our deck grilling, the folks next door got out of the pool, stood up and sang the Star Spangled Banner with the pre-game baseball game on the TV.

I'm not as worried for our beloved America as I have been previously.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (5Seyi)

478 History says few scruples exist in war.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Yeah, probably a good threat to keep in your back pocket. As a first strike, though, the entire island would get bulldozed into the sea in retaliation.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:47 PM (DyY8E)

479 I would like to see a picture of Biden with today's newspaper.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (xJEPL)

480 Okay, here's some happy news: We are in a beach house smack next door to a monster rental that sleeps about 30 folks. It's full of young couples and a few little children. Tonight, while the six of us were on our deck grilling, the folks next door got out of the pool, stood up and sang the Star Spangled Banner with the pre-game baseball game on the TV.

I'm not as worried for our beloved America as I have been previously.
Posted by: Tonypete

Outer Banks?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (qZEuM)

481 Yeah, uh, AI voice is a real thing.

Biden didn't call into shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (Ud7de)

482 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (RFPHU)

462 I want to know if Mudpants is room temp. I got a lot of confetti in the shredder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I sense a party in the making

Posted by: Miklos, ready to toss confetti like a drunken Rip Taylor on crack at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (XIkHl)

483 I want to know if Mudpants is room temp. I got a lot of confetti in the shredder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (qZEuM)


I think we're at the Delaware house death watch stage. He might even be completely incapacitated as in bedridden with a rumored 'major medical emergency' that supposedly happened in Vegas.

Like I said, even a photo of him holding up a current edition of a newspaper would be better than what we now have, which is nothing. Who's running things? Why does it seem as if no one is curious about that? We may very well have had a palace coup, you know, to save democracy. I don't think Biden even knows he's resigned from the race. Someone put that 'letter' out, but I bet it wasn't him. I think they'll tell Joey soon, on a good day, that he's out. He may go ballistic.

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:50 PM (gKDq2)

484 Who are the Presidential Daily Briefings being given to at this point?

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (xcIvR)

485 >>Such things we do when we seek to rectify the imbalance of the Cosmos.

No one works harder than a director, even one who at his own shoe.
Posted by: electronic means

You are kind. We are in thrall to the muse of cinema, and her dictates govern our efforts. I had no choice but to eat the shoe, as I had promised to do so, and the Werner does not welch on a bet. The cinematic evidence is there, and amidst the antic japery of the deed is a truth unrevealed until the present moment.

When I faltered, I would secretly add and ingest the sovereign remedy for any troublesome attempts at consumption: Tiger Sauce. Not for me the Tabasco or the Ketchup, no, not that - only Louisiana's star condiment could suffice. I highly recommend it - not unlike Memphis-style barbecue, it awakens within us memories of what we see as happiness, joy such as one could only achieve otherwise by firing one's revolver at Klaus Kinski's feet while shouting, "Dance, Monkeyboy, dance!" I think I have a clip of that somewhere.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (tmPIh)

486 He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?
Posted by: Piper


Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (DyY8E)

487 Who are the Presidential Daily Briefings being given to at this point?
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (xcIvR)


That is an excellent question.

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (gKDq2)

488 I'm betting Joe is comatose.

Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (BoA4i)

489 Outer Banks?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Why, yes. Yes, we are.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (5Seyi)

490 >>Her favorability is less than 40 percent. She's toast.

I agree. But if we know it they definitely know it and they have rallied around her anyway. They live and die by polls and they still are throwing everything behind her a couple weeks before the convention. The idea that some governor who 90% of the country has never heard of is going to swoop in and save them in August when people are on vacation is a stretch.

They need to settle on a nominee and get their voters moving or they risk worse stuff down ballot. The presidency is a big prize but controlling Congress is every bit as important.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (LkLld)

491 Is Joe Biden vertical?

Is Kamala?


Demanding Hordlings want to know!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (Ud7de)

492 They sure had the Kamala ads ready to go fast didn't they?

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (HJ9BW)

493 He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)


There's enough AI generated stuff out there with his voice and others' voices that a supposed phone call doesn't prove anything. Still thinking he's not alive

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)

494 481 Yeah, uh, AI voice is a real thing.

Biden didn't call into shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (Ud7de)

-------------------------------

There are youtube videos out there with Biden, Trump, and Obama shootin' the shit (audio only). Hilarious, and convincing enough. If some asshole on youtube can do it, I expect the government can as well.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (F4bAW)

495 He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?

Posted by: Piper

Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (DyY8E)

THIS. Heard it too. Sounded pieced together.

Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (BoA4i)

496 486 He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?
Posted by: Piper

Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024

A little nasally, like a baby cold. Normal slurring. Told Kamala he is supporting her, called her kiddo, said Jill loved her. I am sure Jill gave a big eyeroll. Kamala said Joe and Jill were like family. Everyone swooned like Kamala broke out of the gate like a champ. You know, Dem insanity all around.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)

497 New conspiracy from the left on Twitter: J.D. Vance, Peter Thiel and Project 2025 are all following the theories of Moldbug to decimate federal agencies.

Posted by: KT at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (rrtZS)

498 I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


"John C. Calhoun of South Carolina, who served as vice president under both John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson, took an active role in Senate business. A scrupulous guardian of the Senate's written rules, he disliked the deference given to its unwritten customs and practices."

Posted by: Miklos, who has smoked a cigar on his front porch at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (XIkHl)

499 Outer Banks?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Why, yes. Yes, we are.
Posted by: Tonypete

Nice. I like Salvo and Buxton. Less crowds and more peace and quiet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (qZEuM)

500 Media as you would expect us full court press for Kamala as you would expect. They definitely got the word ahead of time.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (HJ9BW)

501 Thank you for 5je sugar glider, ac3. Very much appreciated.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (VSht7)

502 493 He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)

There's enough AI generated stuff out there with his voice and others' voices that a supposed phone call doesn't prove anything. Still thinking he's not alive
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)

-----------------------------

What would be the advantage to hiding his death? It would seem to resolve a lot of issues for the Dems.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (F4bAW)

503
"I Sing The Body Electric."

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

504 Outer Banks?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Why, yes. Yes, we are.
Posted by: Tonypete


Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (RFPHU)

505 Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?
Posted by: Doof

Damned right it is!

Along with the original Duck Donuts.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (5Seyi)

506 It was a roll of the dice...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)

507 Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?
Posted by: Doof

yes

Posted by: Miklos, do not ask at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (XIkHl)

508 Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?
Posted by: Doof

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (qZEuM)

509 Nice. I like Salvo and Buxton. Less crowds and more peace and quiet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (qZEuM)


I had two vacations in Avon. Love the quiet at that end. Also spent two nights on Ocracoke, a first, having only made day trips before. Love the Outer Banks.

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

510 @rawsalerts
·
33m
🚨#BREAKING: Kamala Harris has officially become the Democratic Party's presumptive nominee after winning the support of delegates, taking only 31 hours to secure the nomination

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld)

511 What would be the advantage to hiding his death? It would seem to resolve a lot of issues for the Dems.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (F4bAW)


They're commies. They're reenacting the Death of Stalin.

Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (gKDq2)

512 THIS. Heard it too. Sounded pieced together.
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (BoA4i)


AI Joey

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

513 510 @rawsalerts
·
33m
🚨#BREAKING: Kamala Harris has officially become the Democratic Party's presumptive nominee after winning the support of delegates, taking only 31 hours to secure the nomination
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09

Good thing Obama developed that process! Guess Michelle said no.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:00 PM (p4NUW)

514 The thing about Kelly is that normies have no idea who he is. The media can push "fighter pilot, astronaut, Arizona" and make them think he's barely a Dem. Problem is, all the things that might make him sellable to normies give the Dem base chills. BTW, he's a party puppet, in it for the $$$$

Posted by: azjaeger at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (3/XaG)

515 >>joy such as one could only achieve otherwise by firing one's revolver at Klaus Kinski's feet

Have you discussed this catharsis with Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (rjJqk)

516 Nood

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (xcIvR)

517 Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?
Posted by: Doof

Damned right it is!

Along with the original Duck Donuts.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (5Seyi)

yes
Posted by: Miklos, do not ask at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (XIkHl)


Yes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

All in favor say Aye

Motion is carried by consent

Posted by: Miklos pro tem at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (XIkHl)

518 To me the craziest thing of all is the idea pushed that it is just fine and completely normal that the President of the US is either too ill to function\too senile to function\invisible and maybe dead and this could go on til January

Posted by: azjaeger at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (3/XaG)

519 I made blender hummus this morning, garlic and red pepper out of the garden, but I don't have tahini so I used peanut butter and sesame seed.

I made flat bread yesterday.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)

520 New conspiracy from the left on Twitter: J.D. Vance, Peter Thiel and Project 2025 are all following the theories of Moldbug to decimate federal agencies.
Posted by: KT at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (rrtZS)


Please, stop. I can only get so aroused.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)

521 I do believe that Kamala will be CHUM for Trump because they do not want to waste their big stars till 2028....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (hbjSA)

522 I am deeply jealous of these Werner Herzog bits. They're too fucking good, I could never write anything that spot-on parodical. Although with that Sci-Fi book, I deliberately parodied PKD; except then the book turned serious and ended up as more of a tribute-homage, which wasn't the original intent.

How to write like PKD: write your stuff, throw in an android, some 1960s-style SF technobabble, describe every female character's boobs, and then stuff in as many adverbs as you think you can get away with, then throw in a few more. Nobody 'just does' anything, they do it 'slowly', 'deliberately', thoughtfully', etc.

Posted by: LenNeal says condescendingly at July 23, 2024 01:04 AM (bFId9)

Thousands of Illegal Aliens Rush the Border, to Get Biden Amnesty Before Trump Wins the White House

They're "surging the border" como El Presidente Josef Biden le dijé.


As the 2024 presidential election approaches, a caravan of over 3,000 migrants is moving towards the U.S.-Mexico border, driven by fears of potential policy changes should Donald Trump return to the White House. The group, comprising individuals from several Central American nations, hopes to enter the United States before the possibility of stricter immigration regulations under a Trump administration.

...

The Biden administration's current immigration policies have been criticized for being too lenient, leading to an increase in border crossings. In contrast, Trump's previous tenure was marked by efforts to tighten border security, including building a wall along the southern border and implementing the "Remain in Mexico" policy, which required asylum seekers to stay in Mexico while their claims were processed.

The caravan's progress is being closely monitored, and its arrival at the U.S. border will likely intensify the debate over immigration policy in the final stretch of the presidential campaign. Trump has already signaled his intention to revive his hardline stance on immigration, making it a central issue of his campaign.

A majority of Americans want immigration levels reduced.

A new Gallup poll reveals that for the first time since 2005, a majority of Americans want to see immigration levels reduced.

Key Details:

55% of Americans support reducing immigration, up from 41% last year.

25% of respondents believe immigration levels should remain the same, while 16% think they should increase.

The sentiment for reduced immigration spans across political affiliations, with significant increases among Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.

Diving Deeper:

A recent Gallup poll conducted from June 3 to 23 shows a significant shift in American public opinion on immigration. For the first time since 2005, a majority of Americans, 55%, believe that immigration levels should be decreased. This marks a notable increase from the previous year, where only 41% held this view.

The poll indicates that the desire for reduced immigration spans across all political affiliations. Among Democrats, support for decreased immigration rose from 18% to 28%. Among Republicans, it increased from 73% to 88%, and among Independents, it went from 39% to 50%. This broad-based increase suggests growing concerns about immigration across the political spectrum.

Additionally, the poll highlighted that while 25% of Americans think immigration levels should remain unchanged, only 16% believe they should increase. This is the lowest level of support for increased immigration since 2009.

We have more Palace Intrigue, too: Someone is putting out the word that Biden had an "emergency medical" situation in his Las Vegas visit, where he tested positive for covid.


Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11

Got a weird lead on a story that people should look into. I got a call from a source close to Las Vegas Metro. The official story was that Joe Biden's trip was cut short last week due to COVID. However, according to this source, US Secret Service informed LV Metro that there was an emergency situation involving Joe Biden and to close necessary streets so that POTUS could be transported immediately to University Medical, which they began to do in earnest. Then, mysteriously, there was a stand down order and the USSS informed local Vegas PD that they were going to "medivac" POTUS to Johns Hopkins, which they presumed meant fly him back east ASAP. Apparently the rumor mill in the police department was that Joe Biden was dying or possibly already dead.

I didn't think too much about this lead, seemed too wild to be true, but given that Joe Biden has been out of public sight for days and dropped out of the race via an X post, and his brother James indicated health was a factor, I'm beginning to grow more curious if COVID or something else has been more serious than reported. If anyone with LV Metro has information, please email Freedom@CharlieKirk.com. I want to hear if there is more to the official story than what they're telling us.

I don't have any belief in these claims either way. I would say that the coupists would be interested in seeding several smokescreen stories, so no one is quite sure which claims to run down.

This story -- "Joe Biden nearly died in Las Vegas!" -- reinforces the coupists' preferred narratives, by keeping them out of the story of Biden's "voluntary withdrawal."


Proof of life, at last?

Still no video.

I love hearing Biden's disembodied voice telling Kamala he loves her.

You know, like a ghost.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 I want to see Biden live, on camera, in front of reporters.

Mere audio can be faked.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (uxCna)

2 Heels up gave a fine tribute to dead Beau. Hunter gave his tribute to dead Beau's wife.

Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (n0ia0)

3 Francisco Franco on line one, please.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (rjJqk)

4 Dang!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (W/lyH)

5 >>>1 I want to see Biden live, on camera, in front of reporters.

make sure you count the fingers

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

6 At least Kumswala seems happy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

7 Round em the fuq up
Send em all the fuq back

Posted by: browndig nosing about at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (pY+ea)

8 Stopped to hear the ghost. No first for me.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (W/lyH)

9 Audio can be faked.

We need Joe standing holding a NY Post from today.

PROOF OF LIFE!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (A+bI/)

10 They ran his speeches through an AI voice replicator and that is the best it could do.

AI gives up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (CQ8KO)

11 Hes Dead Jim

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (gbOdA)

12 Besides being too ugly for show business, they are lousy actors.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (VGOMa)

13 We need Joe standing holding a NY Post from today.

That can be faked too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (uxCna)

14 Tell me Kamala is not gonna be elected President... Lie to me if you must

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (IyPmt)

15 This situation is so creepy!

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (n3DL0)

16 Can we get Biden's audio over Luke's trench run in Star Wars? (Most of the other times Ghost Obi-Wan talks to Luke he's actually on camera.)

Posted by: Lamce McCormick at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (V7Yjp)

17 I want to see Biden live, on camera, in front of reporters.
Mere audio can be faked.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Dr Jill and Hunter would substitute.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (cOq4q)

18 Another caravan ehh?
Perhaps someone should threaten to remove a few legislators by force if necessary??? Not that I'm advocating that of course

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (W/lyH)

19 Mike Johnson as the third in the line of succession should demand to see the President in person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (gbOdA)

20 Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ 4h
Gov. @AndyBeshearKY: JD Vance ain’t from here

John Ashbrook @JohnAshbrook 2h
Andy Beshear was born into one of the most powerful families in the country.

JD's mom couldn't afford to feed him.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (wse2C)

21 I don't care what desiccated husk the Junta trots out holding a paper. Take some blood and run a DNA test. I'll wait.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (tT6L1)

22 Posted by: Lamce McCormick

moar like LAME McCormick, amirite?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (V7Yjp)

23 That phone call was a voice double or AI deep fake.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (njl4K)

24 Somebody needs to cheer Kamala up. She's taking this too hard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (+myjY)

25 It's time for SloJo's picture to appear on milk cartons and be on flyers tacked up onto telephone poles.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (a/7LW)

26 Harris Rallies Staff After Biden Drops Out

"Now, if you position me for success, I won't have to have you disappear like the old man." ~Kamala Harris (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (HA1lM)

27 14 Tell me Kamala is not gonna be elected President... Lie to me if you must
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (IyPmt)


Kamala is not gonna be elected President.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (NMT5x)

28 Evening, you no nooding bastiches.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (6n42F)

29 So now Biden is like the speakerphone voice on Charlie’s Angels, and Harris is a retarded multiracial Farrah Fawcett?

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (rjJqk)

30 The Junta is illegally maintaining power in DC. This is a given until proven otherwise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

31 I have no trouble believing that Biden is really ill, but it doesn't make sense to me that if he needed some sort of treatment they would elect to fly him all the way across the country instead of first getting him stabilized at the local hospital.

Although I suppose AF One has all sorts of medical stuff on board, and I also suppose a doctor (maybe several at this point) travels with him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (bS+DD)

32 Legal immigration is controllable, both the numbers and the quality so it is okay. It's the ones that sneak in uncontrollably that we need worry about. Look at schools and hospitals being overwhelmed.

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #08 at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

33 He calls her "kid." Holy cringe, Batman!

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't have enough popcorn at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (dtlDP)

34 It's not going to be Beshear, that would give the Governorship to the GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (A+bI/)

35 When I caught the China virus I didn't forget how to walk.

I'm going with stroke.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

36 I've heard Biden sound a lot worse than he does in that video.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (xPl2J)

37 AI is pretty good at imitating voices

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (HJ9BW)

38 >>>24 Somebody needs to cheer Kamala up. She's taking this too hard.

lol

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (KRtlO)

39 No way that was Biden on a 'telephone call' to Kumswallow.. No way.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (1FWWQ)

40 Nah. My sister says Biden has got the border under control and crossings are down.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

41 J Michael Waller @JMichaelWaller Jul 20
Alleged Korean spy Sue Mi Terry, a former CIA analyst, held Washington 'happy hour' for agents, wrote propaganda with husband Max Boot, indictment says. nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-new…

Alleged Korean spy Sue Mi Terry held Washington 'happy hour' for...
Sue Mi Terry, who was indicted this week on charges that she conspired to act as a foreign agent for South Korea, used her second husband to help in propaganda efforts for country
nypost.com

J Michael Waller @JMichaelWaller Jul 20
Wife of Soviet-born Washington Post columnist Max Boot denies that she’s a foreign spy.

https://tinyurl.com/584kepub

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (wse2C)

42 MAZE @mazemoore Jul 19
Max Boot has made a career out of calling people amoral and stupid.

Sue Mi Terry, his wife, was arrested a few days ago on accusations that she is a spy for South Korea. She and Boot put up their NYC apartment as collateral for the $500,000 bond. Her passport was revoked.

In exchange for giving them sensitive information, Terry's handlers would take her on shopping sprees. Dolce & Gabbana. Bottega Veneta. After passing them info she obtained from a meeting with Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, her South Korean handlers took shopping at Louis Vuitton.

Is Max Boot amoral, stupid, or both?

Elon Musk @elonmusk jul 20 Replying to @mazemoore
Max Boot is a dick

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (wse2C)

43 How small was that Harris event? It sounds like 5 people in a conference room.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't have enough popcorn at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (dtlDP)

44 Well, I guess our theory that they had body doubles - if they do they aren't good enough for a TV speech swap.

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (n3DL0)

45 Although I suppose AF One has all sorts of medical stuff on board, and I also suppose a doctor (maybe several at this point) travels with him.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (bS+DD)
-------------

The Junta is trying to keep everything inside a closed system. They take Joe into an environment they don't control too much can get out they don't wish us to see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

46 Too easy: Cheap Fake!

Posted by: BrickShy at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (WBi0X)

47 Proof of life is needed, voice on a phone; not buying it. I am still pissed and shocked over what happened in Butler last week where the deep state tried to take out the former President. I am not a security expert by any means but even I know I could not have screwed up that badly.

Being a demorat means never having to take responsibility for anything. DEI sucks.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (8fjxZ)

48 I know what you're thinking. This year is horrific and unbelievable.

I have bad news for you.

It gets worse. Like Alex Jones wouldn't believe it, worse.

Posted by: 2024 at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (bILdU)

49 >> Somebody needs to cheer Kamala up. She's taking this too hard.

She will learn to swallow her pride.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 06:40 PM (rjJqk)

50 Has the pedo in chief made ANY public appearance since being infected with the deep state bioweapon?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (DBZuM)

51 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (UWgy2)

52 I want a televised rant from Biden that "Bitch set me up" and much more. I want the lava of his hate to the DEM establishment to flow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

53 AI is pretty good at imitating voices

Posted by: amy schumer at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (wse2C)

54 First poll has Trump up 10, crossing the 50% mark, which I don't think a GOP candidate has done since Reagan.

But it's one poll, and it's all dumb, so whatever.

http://tiny.cc/ci69zz

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (lcyZw)

55 Democrats gathering in Delaware:
https://youtu.be/mCCtFEX7U1k?si=Opaw9vdfqaZTB4Iu

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (PWI4f)

56 40 Nah. My sister says Biden has got the border under control and crossings are down.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

I'm afraid there are too many people like your Sister

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (IyPmt)

57 >>How small was that Harris event? It sounds like 5 people in a conference room.

It wasn't a real rally. She was meeting the workers at what was Biden campaign HQ, it's now hers.

They had to be there. They were getting paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (LkLld)

58 I love Brian Piccolo - oh I mean I love Kid Kamala.

Posted by: Joe, clinging to life at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (5fDan)

59 Holy Shit

MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE

THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY

SUBJECT: Delegation of Certain Functions and Authorities Under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, I hereby order as follows:

Section 1. (a) I hereby delegate to the Secretary of the Treasury the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(a)(1) and 104(a)(2)(A) of the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act (Division F of Public Law 118-50) (the “Act”.

https://tinyurl.com/mt7suctv

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO)

60 AI is pretty good at imitating voices
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (HJ9BW)

Thumbs up

https://youtu.be/SfBlZ8RC8R0

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (PkZe6)

61 Why did they handle Joe more gently than when they threw Hillary into the back of a van like a sack of potatoes?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (JLq/1)

62 Like I said in the thread below; anyone catch that slip by Kamala? She was going to say recording but stopped to say call.

I believe it’s pre-recorded.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (eZwyX)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (Zz0t1)

64 So my wife had to go to a witness and get her citizenship approved.

This is Heinlein when that only a Witness could testify.

We are coming to a point in today that news is all fake and that only a newsreader may deliver the news under punishment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

65 He will be seen live and people will then claim body double.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (elaR+)

66 But, you guys. In his resignation letter, he said this country is in THE BEST SHAPE IT'S EVER BEEN.

Are you trying to tell me he was LYING?!???

The hells you say......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (Zz0t1)

67 > 14 Tell me Kamala is not gonna be elected President... Lie to me if you must
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (IyPmt)

Pelosi and company are busy putting her on an ice floe and shoving it out to sea even as we speak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 06:43 PM (W5ArC)

68 I'm in the pool. I expect you to salute as I float by.

Posted by: Puckered Prez at July 22, 2024 06:44 PM (V5BDR)

69 Weren't Kamala's ancestors slave holders? Can we get a copy of that family tree?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

70 Is there a candlelight vigil yet?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:44 PM (i0F8b)

71 39 No way that was Biden on a 'telephone call' to Kumswallow.. No way.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (1FWWQ)

Or...or...hear me out here. It's him, but the regime had him record it awhile ago as one of their contingency plans. Hit him just before he hits hard sundown about 4-5pm. Say joe, would you just read this speech and see how it sounds? he woudn't have known the difference.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (NMT5x)

72 Real job

About 50% authority with 110% responsibility.

Govt Job:
About 110% authority and 5% responsibility.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (gbOdA)

73 They ran his speeches through an AI voice replicator and that is the best it could do.

AI gives up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (CQ8KO)

When Seamus, the guy who runs FreedomToons, does an AI voice for Biden, he's pretty upfront about it. They're funny, but Seamus' actual impersonations are hilarious.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't have enough popcorn at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (dtlDP)

74 > Sue Mi Terry

Please tell me she's a lawyer. Waste of a perfectly good name, otherwise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (W5ArC)

75 I love hearing Biden's disembodied voice telling Kamala he loves her.
......


CHEAP FAKE

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

76 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO

What’s the significance of this?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (eZwyX)

77 So Kamala is flying to Wilmington to "confer with Biden's staff?" Is there some ending to this story that does not include the phrase "President Kamala Harris?"

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (hmKaK)

78 Bet the blacks, pushed to the back of the free shit line, are livid.

Let's see how that plays out. Obviously with gunplay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (Q4IgG)

79 Weren't Kamala's ancestors slave holders?

They were the kindest, gentlest slaveholders in Jamaica, and they set their slaves free at the earliest possible time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (+myjY)

80 >Elon Musk @elonmusk jul 20 Replying to @mazemoore
Max Boot is a dick

☝️

Anyone as smug, self-righteous, and loudly "patriotic" as "Boot" is inevitably an amoral monster pointing the finger at others to get it off of himself. See also every other Never Trumper.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (3ZUJd)

81 Don't you think he looks tired?

Posted by: The Tenth Doctor at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

82 Insty has a link to Biden delegating Presidential authorities to Cabinet Heads.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (CQ8KO)

83 My sister says Biden has got the border under control and crossings are down.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

She probably believes that crossing are lower than they were under Trump...

But they increased by several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (cOq4q)

84 >> They were the kindest, gentlest slaveholders in Jamaica, and they set their slaves free at the earliest possible time.

So, you’re saying they were unburdened by what came before?

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (rjJqk)

85 I'm tired of living in interesting times.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (1i0Hi)

86 43 How small was that Harris event? It sounds like 5 people in a conference room.
-------
Something like 300 I've read.

Video:

Timcast News @TimcastNews
Jill Biden receives a warm welcome at the Italians Sons & Daughters of America dinner hosted in Pittsburgh an hour south of Trumps Butler PA rally that was happening around the same time

Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”

https://tinyurl.com/4vvbdpuy

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (wse2C)

87 "I'm afraid there are too many people like your Sister
Posted by: It's me donna"

It is my contention that TDS has done more damage to this country than Covid.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

88 Why did they handle Joe more gently than when they threw Hillary into the back of a van like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is

Because they could

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (elaR+)

89 "The family had a lot of covid complications"

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (MkuC5)

90 We are in the midst of an incredible constitutional crisis which started when PDT was cheated out of an election.

DC absolutely knew this was a possibility yet did it anyway.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

91 76 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO

What’s the significance of this?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (eZwyX)

-------------

It's a stealth 25th Amendment implementation.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (CQ8KO)

92 56 40 Nah. My sister says Biden has got the border under control and crossings are down.
Posted by: fd

So sorry you have a retarded sister. I have a cousin like that.

Posted by: All In The Family at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (V5BDR)

93 The Joe Biden disappearance, and Cheatle's refusal to answer questions at the hearing today indicates to me that they're keeping both situations in Schroedinger's box for as long as they can.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

94
"I'm getting better!"

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

95 Posting this again, because it's on topic

*adjusts tin foil hat*
- The Crowdstrike BSOD began on or about the 20th.
- FJB was uncerimoniously poured into a government SUV right before that
- new for this update voice recordings via laptops and reporters on board af1 catch the fascists coup plotter junta talking about his death
- video evidence was taken of his time of death, and it got out
- big cyber attack by the junta coup plotters to quash the video and the audio


*checks paperclip ground strap connection to tin foil hat*

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (MsrgL)

96 Fox had Britt Hume on just, and he seemed so nonchalant about the whole incredible scene - he acted like this is how things are done, yessireee...see this kind of stuff all the time...

He's literally watching the Hindenburg of politics explode in the most massive fireball of retarded incompetence in the history of mankind and he's all like "ho hum, thought her speech was forceful, full of confidence, interesting, off to a good start...um, pass the crudité Bret..."

What a whackadoo...

Posted by: Boswell at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (K+UlC)

97 "I'm afraid there are too many people like your Sister
Posted by: It's me donna"

It is my contention that TDS has done more damage to this country than Covid.
Posted by: fd


Trump hurt them. Covid broke them in half.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (6pLRH)

98 If Biden passes before the election, you'll beg to return to the days of McCain's funeral.

Wall. To. Wall.

Must vote Dem.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (bILdU)

99 Apparently the rumor mill in the police department was that Joe Biden was dying or possibly already dead.

---------------

Would it be any wonder after 5+ years of pumping him full of amphetamines and who knows what else?

I'm surprised he made it this far ... evil bastard.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (2F9za)

100 Forgive me, Lord, but I hope he's suffering........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”


Wait. That was bad?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (+myjY)

102 SUBJECT: Delegation of Certain Functions and Authorities Under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


You do remember what happened with Obaka-care, yes? Congress just delegated a complete take-over of 1/6 of the US economy to the Feds, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (IG4Id)

103 How small was that Harris event? It sounds like 5 people in a conference room.
----
MY ERROR -- I was thinking about DR Jill's event on J13.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (wse2C)

104 Calling it in. Sick. Someone should check Joe for Polonium exposure.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (VAOti)

105 I'm tired of living in interesting times.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (1i0Hi)

https://tinyurl.com/2bxjvnaz

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (PkZe6)

106 Kamala's gushing and her fake laugh is just creepy and inauthentic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (dTTBf)

107 Just think - in only a hundred days or so, it will be the days before the election and things will get really crazy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (pIfcn)

108 The Joe Biden disappearance, and Cheatle's refusal to answer questions at the hearing today indicates to me that they're keeping both situations in Schroedinger's box for as long as they can.
Posted by: Miley


^^^^^^^^^
This.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (6pLRH)

109 It seems he at least said Thank You at the end of that video.......

But, if he does actually have covid (not masked at all), it does tend to take your energy away. Him being in his 80's, he needs all the energy he can get just to function at a minimal pace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Until this very day I did not know that Italians occupied their own race.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (+myjY)

111 56 40 Nah. My sister says Biden has got the border under control and crossings are down.
Posted by: fd

So sorry you have a retarded sister. I have a cousin like that.
Posted by: All In The Family
.......

My brother is all in for Harris / Shapiro

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

112 106 Kamala's gushing and her fake laugh is just creepy and inauthentic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM (dTTBf)

But Brit Hume said her speech was great

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (IyPmt)

113 Her gushing is certainly inauthentic....

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (HJ9BW)

114 Joe's silence is speaking much louder than I think the Junta cares for.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

115
While the Democrat party is cracking up, some of their shills are out there claiming that "harris has the Trump campaign freaking out."

And cocksucker diverstiy-hire, hawk-tua jeffries in the House, says it's Trump supporters who are having a "total meltdown" over harris.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (H9dsb)

116 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”

Posted by: andycanuck

And somehow we were able to succeed and raise families, build churches and business and rise to the highest levels of achievement without the EEOC, DEI or quotas.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (5Seyi)

117 Kamala reminds me of Prince Harry's awful wife. She gets so damn giddy when there's a camera on her, it's like she's gonna explode. It's not the behavior of a normal human.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (ei7q6)

118 Where's Dr. Jill?

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 06:50 PM (oaGWv)

119 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”


Wait. That was bad?
Posted by: Cicero


Um, Jill, Sugartits, it was the Irish that need not apply.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (6pLRH)

120 🐎 Stable Genius™️ @StableGeniustm Jul 20
Replying to @seanmdav
The JFK assassination had 15 press conferences the first 5 days. There has been ONE since Saturday and the @SecretService didn’t participate.

Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank Jul20
FBI and Secret Service watching some kid with a rifle trying to access a rooftop at a Donald Trump rally.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7vady7
38 seconds

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts Jul 20
🚨#BREAKING: Law enforcement has arrested a male suspect in Florida after he threatened to kill former President Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (wse2C)

121 74 > Sue Mi Terry

Please tell me she's a lawyer. Waste of a perfectly good name, otherwise.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (W5ArC)


Have you heard of her Democrat rule-breaking sister, So Sue Mi.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (NMT5x)

122 So wait, if that's him... the Prez of the freaking US is now going to operate a basement administration the rest of his time? The public can't see him?

I saw the movie "Dave" and he's no Dave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (Mlhrz)

123 Absolutely believe cackles mcspunkface will do worse than pedo joe

which is why i dont understand why they pushing her so hard

something up my homey

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (DBZuM)

124 Are "I Love Kamala" shirts being given to illegals going north across Mexico yet?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (5fDan)

125 Brit Hume hates Trump so much it drips out of his pores

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (HJ9BW)

126 good on you Bif, lotsa people out there don't unnerstan' that the shield has to be grounded to be effective!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (UWgy2)

127 Anyone remember that a former president and current candidate was shot just 9 days ago?

Yeah.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (bILdU)

128 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”


Wait. That was bad?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:48 PM (+myjY)

Thankfully they had inherent white supremacy on their side.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (PkZe6)

129 I thought they were on their way to Taco Bell.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (2xB3Z)

130
Irony.

Here is a Democrat ad from 2012 showing "paul ryan" dumping granny off a cliff:

https://youtu.be/nKLigQGfXLw?si=Ho9KXJKzHbZMg3eU

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (H9dsb)

131 Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (MsrgL)

This is absolutely plausible.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (eZwyX)

132 There is going to be a rush on the southern border that will make the last three years seem like a trickle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (QNSds)

133 Kamala reminds me of Prince Harry's awful wife. She gets so damn giddy when there's a camera on her, it's like she's gonna explode. It's not the behavior of a normal human.
Posted by: Ktgreat

Can we circle them with cameras, and get them spinning fast enough to spin themselves into the earth?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (VNX3d)

134 Why do I get the feeling with all the goings on, that we'll be disappointed on election night?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (ikBmx)

135
This is the first time anybody has heard or seen from him in 5 days.

He sounds terrible.


Terrible?
He sounded better than ever, no joke.
Almost wonder who it really was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

136 I had not realized Italians had their own race.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (LkLld)

137 Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl Jul 19
When Trump wins, we replace every George Floyd statue with this.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6wte8t
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (wse2C)

138 I used to think Brit Hume was based. What the hell happened to him?


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (cct0t)

139 #BREAKING: Law enforcement has arrested a male suspect in Florida after he threatened to kill former President Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.

********************

Out: Re Tardy Oswald

In: Tee Floriduh Oswald

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (DBZuM)

140 Probably posted already, but here's a fake voice, for comparison.

https://tinyurl.com/59nvkvac

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 22, 2024 06:53 PM (MkuC5)

141 Calling it in. Sick. Someone should check Joe for Polonium exposure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 06:49 PM


What's the Vegas odds on Havana Syndrome caused by Russia Russia Russia?

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2024 06:53 PM (HA1lM)

142 Where's Dr. Jill?
Posted by: Tuna
......

Interviewing nursing homes.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

143 I used to think Brit Hume was based. What the hell happened to him?

*************

Once you suck cock, you suffer mind block

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 22, 2024 06:53 PM (DBZuM)

144 Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (wse2C)

I mean they got away with It with JFK why go through the song and dance?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (eZwyX)

145 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”
--------------

Those signs were displayed at Irish bars and Chinese restaurants, so. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (VAOti)

146 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
Trump needs a plan for handling the Democrat election deniers after he wins. 2016 was dangerous because Hillary said Russia hacked the election and Trump was not legitimate. The fake news agreed.

We can’t have another 2016 event! Need a plan!

Connect to that plan the compilation videos of Democrats denying the 2016 election and people like Bill Maher will learn about it for the first time.

Bill Maher @billmaher Jul 20
You want to vote for Trump? Fine. But don’t pray to him.
Trump's Armor of God
HBO Real Time July 19, 2024

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
Cults need to isolate their members from the outside world so the members can't tell how crazy the cult is. Trump supporters always see the competing narratives about Trump. That's everywhere.

Anti-Trumpers, on the other hand, generally do NOT know most stories they hear about Trump are hoaxes. That makes the anti-Trumpers the cult, albeit leaderless. They exist in a fog.

Quiz: Was Trump shot by a dangerous Trump cultist or by someone who believed the mainstream hoaxes?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (wse2C)

147 Don’t you believe for a second that Kamala can’t win. The same people that “voted” for Biden will vote for her too. You think the dems will take the cheat off this cycle?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (b4o9z)

148 If you listen to this vid backwards it says-
I am the Walrus!
Paul is dead

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (szWen)

149 117 Kamala reminds me of Prince Harry's awful wife. She gets so damn giddy when there's a camera on her, it's like she's gonna explode. It's not the behavior of a normal human.

We have made great strides in our human simulacrum program, but more remains to be done.

Posted by: Subterranean Lizard People at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (xCA6C)

150 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”

Italians are not a race, although they did face discrimination when they came here legally, but that has what exactly to do with illegals rushing the border??. The signs said "Irish need not apply as well. Irrelevant to the policies of Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (dTTBf)

151 When I was a kid growing up in the 50s and 60s, I used to wonder what it was like living behind iron curtain. I no longer wonder.

Andropov is dead. Long live Chernenko. Long live the Peoples Democratic Republic.

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (jk+hZ)

152 >I used to think Brit Hume was based. What the hell happened to him?

He's always been a GOPe tool.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (i0F8b)

153 I saw the movie "Dave" and he's no Dave.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 06:51 PM (Mlhrz)

I haven't seen that movie in ages but I've been thinking about it lately. Really fun movie. Kevin Kline was great.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (+0YvE)

154 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE

THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY

SUBJECT: Delegation of Certain Functions and Authorities Under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, I hereby order as follows:

Section 1. (a) I hereby delegate to the Secretary of the Treasury the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(a)(1) and 104(a)(2)(A) of the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act (Division F of Public Law 118-50) (the “Act”.

https://tinyurl.com/mt7suctv
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO)

Pretty dumb of them. If Kamala/Biden win, that isn't needed. If they lose, then both Congress and Trump can undo that - one with a new law, the other with a new XO.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

155 Did that Biden call come through a trumpet?


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (cct0t)

156
Brit Hume hates Trump so much it drips out of his pores
Posted by: steevy


Cavuto, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

157 101 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”


Wait. That was bad?
Posted by: Cicero

One of the biggest problems with Italians is that when they learn how to speak English-they forget how to make pizza. Same with Jews and bagels. Now, both pizza and bagels are made by Arabs. Country is lost!

Posted by: Equal Opportunity Offender at July 22, 2024 06:55 PM (V5BDR)

158
Call the Border Czar!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 22, 2024 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

159 Don’t you believe for a second that Kamala can’t win. The same people that “voted” for Biden will vote for her too. You think the dems will take the cheat off this cycle?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (b4o9z)
-----------------

Cheating at least needs a veneer of plausibility. Joe had that. Kamala does not.

That said, who knows?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

160 Well, that didn't take long. VP Whore is advertising on YouTube, saying that $10 is all it takes to create "POWERFUL ADS THAT WILL REACH UNDECIDED VOTERS" at which point I say "Shut up, Whore" and click "skip".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 06:55 PM (8sMut)

161 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes Jul 20
It’s All Connected. Donald Trump Was Right About EVERYTHING

Here’s Donald Trump calling into Fox News warning of Microsoft CrowdStrike

TRUMP “Hillary Clinton paid for it and the Democrats, lot of it had to do, they say, with Ukraine. It's very interesting. They have the server, right, from the DNC, Democratic National Committee.

The FBI went in and they told him, get out of here. You're not kidding. We're not giving it to you. They gave the server to CrowdStrike or whatever it's called, which is a country which is a company owned by a very wealthy Ukrainian. And I still wanna see that server.

You know, the FBI has never gotten that server. That's a big part of this whole thing. Why did they give it to a Ukrainian company? Why sure they did that? I doubt it.

Are you sure they gave it to Ukraine? Well, that's what the word is, and that's what I asked actually in my phone call, if you know. Right. I mean, I asked it very point blank because we're looking for corruption. There's tremendous corruption.

We're looking for why should we be giving hundreds of millions of dollars to countries when there's this kind of corruption?”

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (wse2C)

162 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”


Wait. That was bad?
Posted by: Cicero


Um, Jill, Sugartits, it was the Irish that need not apply.


Ah, hell, they're all wogs. What difference does it make?

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (xCA6C)

163 Didn't Joe "Italianianze" Jill's last name to pander to the Italian community at some point? Like, she is ,but he majorly kicked it up a notch or two.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (ei7q6)

164 Section 1. (a) I hereby delegate to the Secretary of the Treasury the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(a)(1) and 104(a)(2)(A) of the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Ukrainians Act (Division F of Public Law 118-50) (the “Act”.

https://tinyurl.com/mt7suctv
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO)
***

Meh.
Call me when they start assigning times to go to the mint and collect your bags of money.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (W/lyH)

165 Yeah Cavuto is another one I used to like. Heck even Jonah Goldbag.We can thank Trump for removing the masks at least.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:57 PM (HJ9BW)

166 Democrats have raised Gaslighting the American public to a new high. An historical high. Unprecedented.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2024 06:57 PM (2ds6i)

167 The Poles are shooting migrants charging their border.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 22, 2024 06:57 PM (wBaIH)

168 Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”

Italians are not a race, although they did face discrimination when they came here legally, but that has what exactly to do with illegals rushing the border??. The signs said "Irish need not apply as well. Irrelevant to the policies of Joe Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (dTTBf)

Don't think I ever heard about a 'need not apply' for Italians, discrimination or no. I just have heard it about Irish, since they were the first Catholic majority group arriving in the US in the 1850s, and the "Know Nothing" Party was at max influence then.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

169 Ah, hell, they're all wogs. What difference does it make?
Posted by: Kamala


Piss off, slaver.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (6pLRH)

170 good on you Bif, lotsa people out there don't unnerstan' that the shield has to be grounded to be effective!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I shamelessly plagiarized the ground strap from yesterday or the day prior. Was that you?
*dofs hat, and bows respectfully*

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (MsrgL)

171 96 He's literally watching the Hindenburg of politics explode in the most massive fireball of retarded incompetence in the history of mankind

i was under the impression that hindenburg was the hindenburg of politics. you know, the guy who handed over the german government to that nice mr. hilter.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (oY6Yp)

172 85 I'm tired of living in interesting times

My daughter said during covid peak that she wanted to get back to “precedented” times.

Posted by: Rusty at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (nrIMb)

173 It's a shame that the president doesn't have access to Zoom or FaceTime and has to call on a 1978 Princess Phone.
The Alone Phone, when the family's home.

Posted by: Increase His Budget at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (V5BDR)

174 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante
Debate between Byron Donalds and Larry Wilmore on Roe v Wade:

Byron Donalds: "The court did not say that we're going to outlaw abortions. Be accurate now. In the Dobbs decision they said that this is going to go to the States."
Larry Wilmore: "Where's this road leading to?"

Donalds: "Medical procedures are regulated at the state level, not the federal level."

Wilmore: "There some rights that don't need to be adjudicated by individual states. Civil rights is one of those rights as well."

Donalds: "We're allowed to have our liberties by God, not by government. Government secures them."
Wilmore: "God is not in the White House."

Donalds: "There is the rights of an unborn child. Half of our country does believe that an unborn child does have rights."

Wilmore: "A person becomes a person at birth."

The left can define 'personhood' when they figure out how to define 'man' and 'woman'.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (wse2C)

175 25% of respondents believe immigration levels should remain the same, while 16% think they should increase.

DeSantis and Abbott should send them Christmas presents.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (VavZF)

176 #174 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Larry Willmore is a good example of the Democrat cult thinking. He has never heard the conservative argument about abortion until this moment.

But Byron Donalds knows both sides of the argument.

One of them is in a cult and doesn't know it.

https://tinyurl.com/3y9vren7
7:26 minutes for the whole debate clip.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (wse2C)

177 HarrisX poll has Trump over 50% and leading by 11 over Harris.

Pre debate Trump held a 4 point lead in this poll.

Harris will not do better than Biden in PA and MI. A super left CA politician is not going to play in Allegheny or Wayne counties.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (LjKNJ)

178 Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (wse2C)

Yep. The man knows his shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (eZwyX)

179
Time to put up flyers with Joe's picture on it with the question,

Have You Seen This Man? Last Known
Sighting Was Wednesday, July 27, 2024

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (xG4kz)

180 PAIN.

----------

Is what the forecast calls for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 07:00 PM (bGgxC)

181 134 Why do I get the feeling with all the goings on, that we'll be disappointed on election night?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (ikBmx)

This is why we need to hit the polls on Election Day.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:00 PM (8sMut)

182 Pretty dumb of them. If Kamala/Biden win, that isn't needed. If they lose, then both Congress and Trump can undo that - one with a new law, the other with a new XO.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

-----------

No that's Joe saying he doesn't have the capacity to interact with those agencies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:00 PM (CQ8KO)

183 Time to put up flyers with Joe's picture on it with the question,

Have You Seen This Man? Last Known
Sighting Was Wednesday, July 27, 2024
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Don't forget the Silver Alerts! He Must Be Found!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 07:01 PM (VNX3d)

184 >>> 25 It's time for SloJo's picture to appear on milk cartons and be on flyers tacked up onto telephone poles.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (a/7LW)

Some other Moron suggested tubs of ice cream instead, which I like as it would leave the milk cartons for Winnie the Xi.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:01 PM (VavZF)

185 Section 1. (a) I hereby delegate to the Duke of Diogenes the functions and authorities vested in the President by sections 104(a)(1) and 104(a)(2)(A) of the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity for Golfing Geezers Act (Division F of Public Law 118-50) (the “Act”.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 07:01 PM (W/lyH)

186 The Poles are shooting migrants charging their border.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
......

Bullets are cheaper than pierogis.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

187
Simply the way this is being handled should debar anyone from this administration from ever again holding a position of trust.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:01 PM (1Nxff)

188 If Biden were up 5% in the polls, he would still be the candidate. He was pushed out to preserve the credibility of the next cheat.

Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 07:02 PM (cct0t)

189 PAIN.

I have a box for that.

Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at July 22, 2024 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

190 Biden calls Trump a 'danger to the community, danger to the nation.'

Posted by: It's Happening at July 22, 2024 07:02 PM (bILdU)

191 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal Jul 19
🚨BREAKING: ELON DELETES CROWDSTRIKE FROM ALL HIS COMPANIES’ SYSTEMS

“We just deleted Crowdstrike from all our systems, so no rollouts at all.”
Source: X

Bad Hombre @joma_gc 22h
My favorite thing about paper ballots is how they’re not affected by Microsoft or CrowdStrike going down.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:02 PM (wse2C)

192 Time to put up flyers with Joe's picture on it with the question,

Have You Seen This Man? Last Known
Sighting Was Wednesday, July 27, 2024

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (xG4kz)

----------------

"Bounty Hunters Pounce Nationwide on Wig Stores for Prepubescent Girls."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (zI+sH)

193 Time to put up flyers with Joe's picture on it with the question,

Have You Seen This Man? Last Known
Sighting Was Wednesday, July 27, 2024
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
......

Check the hedge outside his house. He gets stuck there occasionally.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

194 177 HarrisX poll has Trump over 50% and leading by 11 over Harris.

Pre debate Trump held a 4 point lead in this poll.

Harris will not do better than Biden in PA and MI. A super left CA politician is not going to play in Allegheny or Wayne counties.


She is a shiny new toy for the Democrat base to get excited about. Nothing more.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (5fDan)

195 189 PAIN.

I have a box for that.
Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at July 22, 2024 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

And I am sure a needle is next.

Posted by: Paul Atreides at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (8sMut)

196 i was under the impression that hindenburg was the hindenburg of politics. you know, the guy who handed over the german government to that nice mr. hilter.
Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (oY6Yp)

------------

Except the Hindenburg blew up because the USA would not sell helium to Germany.

The average German was probably pointing fingers at America.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (CQ8KO)

197 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts Jul 20
📌#BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump praise and speaks about Elon Musk at his rally expressing his fascination with SpaceX rockets and Musk's endorsement
📌#GrandRapids | #Michigan
Watch as former President Donald Trump speaks at his rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, addressing a crowd of over 10,000 supporters. He takes a moment to praise Elon Musk, expressing his admiration for the entrepreneur's innovative achievements with SpaceX. Trump comments on the remarkable accomplishment of SpaceX rockets landing successfully, saying, "I love Elon Musk. Do we love him? I love him." He emphasizes Musk's impact, stating, "If that were government, you wouldn't see that for another 50-100 years," highlighting the significant advancements in private space exploration and the admiration he holds for Musk's contributions to technology and innovation. The former president then talks about the endorsement that @elonmusk Musk announced, as the crowds cheered.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (wse2C)

198 The Poles are shooting migrants charging their border.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
......

Bullets are cheaper than pierogis.
Posted by: wth

You can have my lekvar pierogis when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Tonypeteski at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (5Seyi)

199 29 So now Biden is like the speakerphone voice on Charlie’s Angels, and Harris is a retarded multiracial Farrah Fawcett?
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (rjJqk)

No that would be JEF...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (szWen)

200 Senor Biden? Where are juu.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (CsgRo)

201 Perhaps it was already mentioned, but if Brandon had Covid as they alleged……where’s his mask?

Posted by: Dave N at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (baZ9p)

202
They're checking out every Baskin Robbins and Marble Slab around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (1Nxff)

203 193 Time to put up flyers with Joe's picture on it with the question,

Have You Seen This Man? Last Known
Sighting Was Wednesday, July 27, 2024
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
......

Check the hedge outside his house. He gets stuck there occasionally.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

Milk cartons.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (8sMut)

204 *types*
*deletes*


Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (2Cc5C)

205 Largest group lynching in America was of Italians in New Orleans. So, we hold that record.

Posted by: Mr. Bacciagalupe at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (V5BDR)

206 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
"Just nick my ear. It will be fine."

That's what one-third of Democrats thinks sounds reasonable.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (wse2C)

207 Megyn Kelly said her affair with Willie Brown is now fair game. She was in her 30's he was 60. The story needs to come out for everyone to see.

Posted by: Megthered at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (rwiQP)

208 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFyhAcp2DG4

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)

209 he Poles are shooting migrants charging their border.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


Stop means stop.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (6pLRH)

210 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
I just witnessed an attractive young woman walk into Starbucks wearing a Trump 2024 shirt like it wasn’t even dangerous.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (wse2C)

211 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (CQ8KO

What’s the significance of this?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (eZwyX)

I believe this is a plan to assure that payments to Ukraine keep flowing even if Biden leaves office. It tries to give Treasury et all a direction to keep cutting checks.

However, Treasury will be run by a Trump hire, Trump can issue an XO and likely will have majorities with the Dems in disarray.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

212 135 Terrible?
He sounded better than ever, no joke.
Almost wonder who it really was.


i have an alibi

Posted by: chatgpt at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (oY6Yp)

213 I have a box for that.
Posted by: Reverend Mother

So do I

Posted by: Yoko Ono at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (elaR+)

214 >>> 82 Insty has a link to Biden delegating Presidential authorities to Cabinet Heads.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (CQ8KO)

"He has a team!" -- KJP

"This just proves we don't need a President, so why bother having an election this year?" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (VavZF)

215 CrowdStrike @CrowdStrike 22 Mar 2022
We were proud to be a Gold Partner of @brightnetwork's Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Belonging Panel. Our team shared their career journeys and tips on how we are creating an equitable and inclusive workplace for all.
#WeAreCrowdStrike

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo Jul 19
Went all-in on DEI. Massive internet outage. I'm not assigning causation in this particular instance, but it is an iron law of institutions that DEI leads directly to incompetence, corruption, discrimination, and fraud.

Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke Jul 19
Today is not the first time that Crowdstrike has caused huge misery for the country, and even the world.

Eight years ago, Crowdstrike claimed that Russia hacked the DNC. The consequences of that claim were catastrophic, leading to the fraudulent Mueller witch hunt and to the criminalization of diplomacy with Russia.

Years later, Crowdstrike's Chief Security Officer admitted that Crowdstrike had no evidence to support its claim.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (wse2C)

216 137
https://tinyurl.com/yc6wte8t
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (wse2C)
----
ERROR 404 - link not found.

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #09 at July 22, 2024 07:06 PM (qfLjt)

217 he Poles are shooting migrants charging their border.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


Stop means stop.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (6pLRH)

Well or Kyzkeaniski or whatever it is in Polish.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)

218 What a whackadoo...
Posted by: Boswell


DC dicksips have to cauterize their humanity in order to stay functional.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 07:07 PM (IG4Id)

219 I think they might have OD'ed Joe on his joy juice in Vegas, then sent out his abdication tweet while he was unconscious. If/when he came to, they could always threaten him with A25 if he didn't go along with it.

Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 07:07 PM (cct0t)

220 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg Jul 19
NEW: Thomas Crooks was able to fly a drone over the Pennsylvania rally location before the event started according to the Wall Street Journal.

So a 20-year-old would be assas*in can use a drone but not the Secret Service?

“The gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage of the western PA fairgrounds shortly before the former president was set to speak there, law-enforcement officials briefed on the matter said, further underscoring the stunning security lapses ahead of Trump’s near assassination,” the WSJ reported.

Insane.

https://tinyurl.com/4w367twz
45 seconds; not the gunman's video I assume!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
The 20-year old shooter had air superiority.
Incredible.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (wse2C)

221 I believe part of the reason for the Hindenburg visit was to negotiate for Helium

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (HJ9BW)

222 That's not Joe Biden's voice. Sorry. He hasn't sounded that coherent in 10 years at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

223 I wore a MAGA hat to a Hot Rod race in western Washington and received nothing but compliments, thumbs up, fist bumps and smiles.

In WESTERN WASHINGTON.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (2Cc5C)

224 about a 'need not apply' for Italians, discrimination

Rental property voice mail informed "...no dogs or motorcycles..."

And to think a nun at a stoplight thanked me for saving gas!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (njl4K)

225 #216 It works for me. Here's the X address:

https://x.com/realJeremyCarl/status/
1814501420575739959

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:09 PM (wse2C)

226 "Why do I get the feeling with all the goings on, that we'll be disappointed on election night?
Posted by: OrangeEnt"

It's a self protection mechanism. Expect the worst and anything better is a bonus.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

227 137 It was a bronze statue based on the iconic photo of Trump with raised fist under the American flag.


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 07:09 PM (cct0t)

228 i was under the impression that hindenburg was the hindenburg of politics. you know, the guy who handed over the german government to that nice mr. hilter.
Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 06:58 PM (oY6Yp)

------------

Except the Hindenburg blew up because the USA would not sell helium to Germany.

The average German was probably pointing fingers at America.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:03 PM (CQ8KO)

Hitler's party won the election and a majority in the Reichstag. It was constitutional that he be the premier.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

229 Joe just had a little debate with his exercise machine ... like Harry Reid did years back.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 07:09 PM (Cus5s)

230 Heh. Ted Cruz just endorsed Ilhan Omar as the Democratic candidate.

I still have some issues with Ted, but the man can be a real savage when he wants to be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 07:10 PM (W5ArC)

231 Reduced? I want them reversed. I want all illegal aliens deported immediately. I want any LEGAL non-citizen immigrant deported if they violate any felony law. I want chain-migration ended. I want birthright citizenship for children of illegals ended.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 07:10 PM (XMwZJ)

232 223: NHRA aren't exactly woke, overall. Glad you had fun. Hope you wore good ear protection.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 07:11 PM (94Y6N)

233 Stop means stop.
Posted by: rickb223


Well or Kyzkeaniski or whatever it is in Polish.
Posted by: Oldcat



Zatrzymać

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:11 PM (6pLRH)

234 New York Post @nypost Jul 19
Trump shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks’ last online search was for porn trib.al/d44SICQ

Sean Davis @seanmdav Jul 20
Absolutely no one cares. Tell us who he was talking to and meeting with before he shot Trump in the head and knock it off with the obvious diversion tactics.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
Was it the anti-Trump porn on The View?

David Steinberg @realDSteinberg Jul 20
There is no *good* reason for unnamed federal officials to be leaking these individual searches every few hours.

The *only* reason is to create a narrative outside of its full context.

Immediately, @HouseGOP needs to take over this investigation from the @FBI.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:11 PM (wse2C)

235 177
Harris will not do better than Biden in PA and MI. A super left CA politician is not going to play in Allegheny or Wayne counties.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (LjKNJ)

----------------

I'm confused as to why they keep pushing Shapiro as "the guy" to deliver Pennsylvania. I've lived in PA all my life, and nobody gives a rat's ass who the governor is, D or R, and never has. There hasn't been a PA politician who Pennsylvanians look upon favorably since Mark Schweiker, and he was too decent for politics and proved it by leaving.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 22, 2024 07:11 PM (QdGJh)

236 >>Years later, Crowdstrike's Chief Security Officer admitted that Crowdstrike had no evidence to support its claim.

People tend to focus on Dimtri Alperovitch but one of the other founding members was Shawn Henry, a retired career FBI cyber agent. He's the Chief Security Officer.

Big coincidence that Crowdstrike did the investigation of the DNC server for the FBI.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:11 PM (LkLld)

237 >>> 131 Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:47 PM (MsrgL)

This is absolutely plausible.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (eZwyX)

They already bombed the shit out of the entire world economy with the woofloo / lockdown scam, what's a few days of 'computer troubles' for whatever they were trying to do. And yeah, 'something got out that we don't want anyone to see' sounds to me like a motivation for them to do that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (VavZF)

238 Quick Question, why does the media continue to show an 8th Grade School Picture, of a 20 year Old now dead shooter?

Even the new post in the sidebar... there ARE more current pictures.

Hell, even his High School yearbook pics would be closer...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (xaFKb)

239 In WESTERN WASHINGTON.

Damn

I had a fascinating conversation with committed Trump hating liberals up in Mount Vernon last Saturday after the assassination attempt. To their credit, not one said it was acceptable to try to kill Trump, and they all acknowledged that it pretty much guarantees Trump will win.

They've hit the acceptance phase.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (LjKNJ)

240 Reduced? I want them reversed. I want all illegal aliens deported immediately. I want any LEGAL non-citizen immigrant deported if they violate any felony law. I want chain-migration ended. I want birthright citizenship for children of illegals ended.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

That's a good start. I also want those who run agencies and organizations providing them support stripped of citizenship and deported, along with those providing them government funding.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

241 Was thinking about this today, when exactly did Liberalism/leftism become the dominant, default and assumed cultural group?

When did holding views like being pro life or having the traditional understanding of marriage go from normal to things you are ashamed or afraid to admit?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (1i0Hi)

242 I have to say, Kamala looks a lot more relaxed than she ever has. Like a huge, racist, kid sniffing weight is almost off her shoulders, or that all the stuff she's done to get to be VP is finally paying off for her.

But she is just as annoying as ever, and saying just as stupid of stuff. Clearly still a puppet.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (QAK8m)

243 You can have my lekvar pierogis when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Tonypeteski at July 22, 2024 07:04 PM (5Seyi)

We used to call them electric wire rolls when we were kids.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

244 Vaush, David Pakman, Kyle Kulinski and most mainstream Lefty media are all pushing two stories: Trump is afraid of Kamala, and Republicans in general are "coping and seething" that she's taken over.

While they're stupid and blinded by ideology, I can't believe they fully believe this, and assume it's more "rallying the troops" and creating a narrative to exite their demoralized, fractured base than reporting fact.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (obCSo)

245 It says the words or it doesn't get the ice cream!

[dangles bowl of ice cream on string]

Posted by: Kamala "Buffalo Bill" Harris at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (Y6IkP)

246 238 - same reason they did it for Travon Martin

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (LjKNJ)

247 I knew this would happen

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

248 My sister-in-law is a legal immigrant from Mexico, and she hates the illegals with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns. Possibly in part because she has to take the shit of looking like one of them.

Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 07:13 PM (cct0t)

249 Harris will not do better than Biden in PA and MI. A super left CA politician is not going to play in Allegheny or Wayne counties.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (LjKNJ)

any credible polls since the announcement ?

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU)

250 > I wore a MAGA hat to a Hot Rod race in western Washington and received nothing but compliments, thumbs up, fist bumps and smiles.


Communists react to American stuff like hot rods, barbecues, and traditional holidays like vampires due to crucifixes. Wait: communists react that way to crucifixes as well. Hmm.... maybe communists are boss-level vampires or something. This will require some thinking.

If they can't get the things banned, they manage to screw them up so as to suck out all the joy (e.g., tofu "hot dogs" and "turkeys").

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (W5ArC)

251 231 Reduced? I want them reversed. I want all illegal aliens deported immediately. I want any LEGAL non-citizen immigrant deported if they violate any felony law. I want chain-migration ended. I want birthright citizenship for children of illegals ended.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 07:10 PM (XMwZJ)

Yup, America is full... Moose up North should have told them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (xaFKb)

252 No, the Nazis did not win a majority of seats in the Reichstag in the 1933 German election (43.9%).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (XMwZJ)

253 231, minimally acceptable, yes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (UWgy2)

254 217 Stop means stop.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:05 PM (6pLRH)

Well or Kyzkeaniski or whatever it is in Polish.


once watched a czech film subtitled in russian (divka na kosteti; good harmless fun, found it on youtube or somesuch). interesting moments, such as a character yelling "stoi!" with the subtitles reading "postoi!"

Posted by: chatgpt at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (oY6Yp)

255 have a box for that.
Posted by: Reverend Mother

So do I
Posted by: Yoko Ono

Hi Yoko, how is life on the farm? Good to see you here. Come by some night for the ONT, Saturday thru Wednesday. Lots of your fans in one place. We love you!

Posted by: Art Maven at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (V5BDR)

256 This is absolutely plausible.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:52 PM (eZwyX)

They already bombed the shit out of the entire world economy with the woofloo / lockdown scam, what's a few days of 'computer troubles' for whatever they were trying to do. And yeah, 'something got out that we don't want anyone to see' sounds to me like a motivation for them to do that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (VavZF)

Surely the sound clips / Video clips would still exist on the original leaker's phones and could be resent again.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

257 88 Why did they handle Joe more gently than when they threw Hillary into the back of a van like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is

Because they could
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (elaR+)
________________________

That's probably pretty accurate. Biden has wheeling and dealling immorally since John Murtha was setting a card table in congress to keep track of earmarks. Hillary, while corrupt has her own team that doesn't cross into the Dem party. She actually controlled the finances for the entire Dem Party for a while. Donna Brazille had a cow over it.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (dIske)

258 244 They have always been pretty stupid in trying to figure out what we think.


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (cct0t)

259 I wore a MAGA hat to a Hot Rod race in western Washington and received nothing but compliments, thumbs up, fist bumps and smiles.

In WESTERN WASHINGTON.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 07:08 PM (2Cc5C)


Last time I wore my MAGA hat I was in the store and some Karen said my hat offended her. I just smile and said it was a good thing we live in a free country huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (W/lyH)

260 25% of respondents believe immigration levels should remain the same, while 16% think they should increase.

A blue town near me is going to tear down their fancy hotel (the one in town) to build a slum for the illegals. These "good blue voting" people are shocked that the state is giving them the gift of undocumented migrants and "surprisingly" unhappy about it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (oZhjI)

261 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg Jul 19
NEW: Thomas Crooks was able to fly a drone over the Pennsylvania rally location before the event started according to the Wall Street Journal.

So a 20-year-old would be assas*in can use a drone but not the Secret Service?

“The gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage of the western PA fairgrounds shortly before the former president was set to speak there, law-enforcement officials briefed on the matter said, further underscoring the stunning security lapses ahead of Trump’s near assassination,” the WSJ reported.

Insane.

https://tinyurl.com/4w367twz
45 seconds; not the gunman's video I assume!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 20
The 20-year old shooter had air superiority.
Incredible.
Posted by: andycanuck

I'm not sure if the older drones aren't affected by the no flight zones or if he modified it.
I would also bet he surfed the web with VPNs and TOR to remain unseen.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (elaR+)

262 241, about 40 years ago, IRL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (UWgy2)

263 have to say, Kamala looks a lot more relaxed than she ever has. Like a huge, racist, kid sniffing weight is almost off her shoulders, or that all the stuff she's done to get to be VP is finally paying off for her.


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You might even say that she feels unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 07:16 PM (1i0Hi)

264 New York Times Board wants Kamala out of race.


Brietbart is savage.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:16 PM (6pLRH)

265 Harris will not do better than Biden in PA and MI. A super left CA politician is not going to play in Allegheny or Wayne counties.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:59 PM (LjKNJ)

any credible polls since the announcement ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU)

any credible polls before the announcement ?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

266
any credible polls since the announcement ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU)

any credible polls before the announcement ?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)




Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

267 219 I think they might have OD'ed Joe on his joy juice in Vegas, then sent out his abdication tweet while he was unconscious. If/when he came to, they could always threaten him with A25 if he didn't go along with it.

Posted by: Toad-0
---------------------------

Burned out his last synapse.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 07:17 PM (VJFAr)

268 You might even say that she feels unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously

She's been unBidened by what has been

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 07:17 PM (Ka3bZ)

269 Off band killing sock

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 07:18 PM (elaR+)

270 25% of respondents believe immigration levels should remain the same, while 16% think they should increase.

Now tell them that they will pay for it directly by forfeiting any money they receive from the federal government

Lets watch those numbers plummet to 0% and 0%.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 07:18 PM (rHxhM)

271 >>any credible polls before the announcement ?

Credible enough to get Grandpa Shit Pants sent into retirement.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:18 PM (LkLld)

272 I'm currently amusing myself replying to the Dem fundraising texts in getting.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 07:19 PM (LjKNJ)

273
Actually at the beginning of 1933, the Nazis were on the wane as a political force. The November, 1932 election was a disaster, they were bankrupt and divided by doctrinal splits. The economic situation was improving and massive public works program was on the boards. But Papen was pissed at Schliecher and pulled the rug out from under him. The Hindenburg camarilla offered the chancellorship to Hitler.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:20 PM (1Nxff)

274 tbf, lotsa people dint seemta notice ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:20 PM (UWgy2)

275 Trump is a person in America. He exists next to another person called Kamala. Trump is a bigger person. Trump is a powerful person. Trump decided to run against a smaller person called Kamala. So basically that's wrong

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 07:20 PM (oZhjI)

276 If Joe sounded so good on the phone why can't we see him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (IyPmt)

277 241 Was thinking about this today, when exactly did Liberalism/leftism become the dominant, default and assumed cultural group?
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When they took over the MSM, entertainment and schooling.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (wse2C)

278 >>> 240 Reduced? I want them reversed. I want all illegal aliens deported immediately. I want any LEGAL non-citizen immigrant deported if they violate any felony law. I want chain-migration ended. I want birthright citizenship for children of illegals ended.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

That's a good start. I also want those who run agencies and organizations providing them support stripped of citizenship and deported, along with those providing them government funding.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

Donny Two Scoops needs to have a bunch of Morons in his administration.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (VavZF)

279 162
Ah, hell, they're all wogs. What difference does it make?

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (xCA6C)
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Well no, WOGs are worthy oriental gentlemen and Italians are not oriental but may be worthy gentlemen ...... and then there's The Paolo.

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #10 at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (qfLjt)

280 "credible polls", lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (UWgy2)

281 JackStraw, would you please post the link to that biden oval office speech again

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:21 PM (5MvGY)

282 Does Kamala Harris always have this weird sh*t-eating grin on her face? Sure seems like she does. Guess it goes with the cackle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 07:22 PM (mupln)

283 282 Does Kamala Harris always have this weird sh*t-eating grin on her face? Sure seems like she does. Guess it goes with the cackle.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 07:22 PM (mupln)

Yes she always seems drunk/stoned

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 07:22 PM (IyPmt)

284 Does Kamala Harris always have this weird sh*t-eating grin on her face? Sure seems like she does. Guess it goes with the cackle.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I wouldn't call it shit eating...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (elaR+)

285 I would assume the no-fly zones for drones (or any other aircraft) would be in effect only on the day of (or maybe a couple of day prior) the actual rally event. So, if you hear about a rally that's going to happen in a couple of weeks, you could scope out the area with a drone before the no-fly rule went into effect. Just spit balling here--don't know the actual rules, and I see no info as to when, exactly, asshole took drone video of the event site.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (XMwZJ)

286 Now is the perfect time for Biden to amnesty millions upon millions of illegal aliens. It's not like he'll suffer repercussions for doing so. But what is the legal basis? Can he just do this on his own?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (mupln)

287 Last time I wore my MAGA hat I was in the store and some Karen said my hat offended her.
_________________

"You'll get over it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

288 Hopefully Joe os getting to soak in hos how one last time, as in early Jan he'll be shipped off to a farm in the country to enjoy the rest of his days frolicking with Connande.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (wAk/p)

289 The fucker was ready to blow a head gasket. His blood pressure was probably 220 over 190. Watch the Holt interview and the NAACP speech again. That was pure anger.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:24 PM (5MvGY)

290 any credible polls before the announcement ?


---

I've got an incredible pole right here...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 22, 2024 07:24 PM (1i0Hi)

291

"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you..."

-Kipling

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:25 PM (H9dsb)

292 I'll have to search for it Ben Had. I found it on twitter but didn't save it.

The funny thing is the fact checking industry sprung to life to tell everyone it was fake. Gee, no kidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:25 PM (LkLld)

293 Ah, hell, they're all wogs. What difference does it make?

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 06:56 PM (xCA6C)
_______________

The irony is that it's Kamala who's a wog. Half wog, anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

294 Does Kamala Harris always have this weird sh*t-eating grin on her face? Sure seems like she does. Guess it goes with the cackle.
Posted by: Lady in Black

She intuitively knows she is incompetent and she is not intelligent enough to get up to speed - ever.

That laugh is her nervous reaction to being in pubic office and being wholly unqualified.

Posted by: Tonypeteski at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (5Seyi)

295
Resist the urge to jump into the fray with the rest of lunatics.


Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (H9dsb)

296 >>> 256
==
Surely the sound clips / Video clips would still exist on the original leaker's phones and could be resent again.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

You would think / hope so, and having been transmitted over networks means they were probably picked up by NSA, but how do you find them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (VavZF)

297 Found it.

https://tinyurl.com/3vkcw2bw

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (LkLld)

298 Last time I wore my MAGA hat I was in the store and some Karen said my hat offended her.
_________________

"You'll get over it."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)


My shirt arrived today.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (rj6Yv)

299 Interesting:

TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - Kamala Harris has reportedly declined to preside over the Senate for Benjamin Netanyahu's address to Congress this week

They should force a vote on something so that she has to come break the tie at the same time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (gzH5K)

300 "Joe" has cancelled 9 future events and extended his stay in Delaware

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (HJ9BW)

301 That laugh is her nervous reaction to being in pubic office and being wholly unqualified.
Posted by: Tonypeteski at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM


I dunno...I think she's pretty qualified for pubic office.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (kgE5c)

302 @291:

*fistbump*

*high five*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (UWgy2)

303 Veggie Joe says K-AH - mul- ah.

not Ku -MAL - ah.

Racist much?

Posted by: Candidus at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (SK6XA)

304 Joe wasn't going to win.

They put Kamala in and she loses, then they wash their hands of her to. Two in one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (NtVYv)

305 NY Post: Biden cancels nine trips, extends Delaware stay after dropping out of 2024 race

https://tinyurl.com/44jr3a4t

Via Stephen Green who adds, "Kamala is the acting president now but without any of those messy 25th Amendment necessities."

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (x5DWu)

306 You would think / hope so, and having been transmitted over networks means they were probably picked up by NSA, but how do you find them?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (VavZF)

They'd be on your phone where you recorded them. Sending a copy over the net to 'leak' it doesn't destroy the original copy.

Otherwise billions of cat videos would be lost.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

307 JackStraw , ,I found your post that had it and gave it to my business partner but another address from the tiny thing comes up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (5MvGY)

308 Bunch of Kamala memes here in this Nitter thread from the Right to Bear Memes, including replies.

https://tinyurl.com/5f2mk493

And a single one here:

https://tinyurl.com/m7w5zvk6

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (wse2C)

309 But Papen was pissed at Schleicher and pulled the rug out from under him.
_______________

"Schleicher" auf deutsch means "skulker" or "sneaker."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

310 Also, Disinformation Expert Ace might maybe be updated to Baseless Speculator Ace.

Posted by: Candidus at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (SK6XA)

311 Word is Kamala is scoping out hardwood for the Oval Office.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

312
Shunning Netanyahoo?
That's a bold move.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (H9dsb)

313
https://tinyurl.com/3vkcw2bw
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (LkLld)

OK that's funny

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (n3DL0)

314 As Jack said, yes and they got Biden shitcanned.

The polls before and after him quitting are horrible for Biden and Harris. It is Trump landslide territory and a wipeout in Senate and House.

Who knows what cheating will occur, because it will definitely happen. But looking like the plan was kill Trump, and with that failing they are in a position where they need to make it up. They have no viable plan.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (LjKNJ)

315 Joey phoning it in?

Paging Professor Gill, it was Kamala all along

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:29 PM (4M+oY)

316 We live in Bolivia now.

Long Live the new Temporary Maximum Leader!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 07:29 PM (JvZF+)

317 I'm finally sitting in one place the rest of the day, I'm just wondering, given all the things one can speculate about right now, is there any effort to focus as much as possible on the question of whether they guy who is supposed to be president is alive or dead?

Has anyone seen anything from him over the last 5 days? I mean him, not stuff people say he said?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 07:29 PM (ycHWl)

318 They put Kamala in and she loses, then they wash their hands of her to. Two in one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (NtVYv)
______________

That's my take, too. Let her throw herself on that grenade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

319 Word is Kamala is scoping out hardwood for the Oval Office.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)


Hmm. I remember her as being a carpet girl. Thick carpet, IIRC.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 22, 2024 07:29 PM (+myjY)

320 Try the one at 297 Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (LkLld)

321 295 Resist the urge to jump into the fray with the rest of lunatics.


hmm. that's what the last fortune cookie i got from panda express said.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (oY6Yp)

322 Otherwise billions of cat videos would be lost.
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Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C)

323 78 years of age is too old to be President. Just like being 81 is.

Posted by: Pensioner democracy at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (3Yj85)

324 Joe wasn't going to win.

They put Kamala in and she loses, then they wash their hands of her to. Two in one
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 07:27 PM (NtVYv)

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (qZEuM)

325 Bolivia?

Bananas meets Sleeper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (4M+oY)

326 Nood. Electric sheep cafe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)

327 Oh that one is the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (1i0Hi)

328 Bibi arrived by plane today. NOBODY from the Biden administration was at the airport to greet him. 🇮🇱

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (/7KEl)

329 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (VavZF)

330 Who knows what cheating will occur, because it will definitely happen. But looking like the plan was kill Trump, and with that failing they are in a position where they need to make it up. They have no viable plan.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 07:28 PM (LjKNJ)

The smartest thing would be to let the landslide happen and rely on deepstate resistance to keep news from getting out/trials for wrongdoers. Eventually things will blow over to an extent and they can rebuild.

Of course, the elites aren't smart, or they would not have screwed up to this point.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

331 300 "Joe" has cancelled 9 future events and extended his stay in Delaware

just like the folks that rode boeing's starliner to the iss.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (oY6Yp)

332 Did anyone pause and ask him anything, or was that phone call literally just a "press play" deepfake?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 07:31 PM (exHjb)

333 >>> She intuitively knows she is incompetent and she is not intelligent enough to get up to speed - ever.That laugh is her nervous reaction to being in pubic office and being wholly unqualified.
Posted by: Tonypeteski at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (5Seyi)

If imposter syndrome was a person, it would be Kamala Harris.

She could star in Inside Out 3.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (QAK8m)

334 A short google search answers the question of when a TFR (temporary flight restriction) goes into effect:
https://tinyurl.com/mu2au77y

My reading of that website is that it's usually just 2 or 3 days before an event.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (XMwZJ)

335 296 You would think / hope so, and having been transmitted over networks means they were probably picked up by NSA, but how do you find them?

ask the russians?

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (oY6Yp)

336 I wouldn't call it shit eating...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 07:23 PM (elaR+)



Cock gobbling?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

337 She's been unBidened by what has been.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 07:17 PM (Ka3bZ)



Nicely done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

338 JackStraw, yes! Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:34 PM (5MvGY)

339 Multiple studies across the world analyzed people with Parkinson's who contracted COVID-19. People often reported rapidly worsening motor and/or non-motor symptoms.

That is what happened - Biden caught COVID and the symptoms of Parkinsons got radically worse for a few days. That is why we couldn't see him, and likely won't for a few more days, until he returns to relatively normal.

He likely can't walk without a walker and is frequently mentally confused. He'll get "better", but this was a glimpse of what he'll be like within a year. That is why he immediately resigned and did so by letter.

He's hoping he can make it, by faking it, to November.

Fits all the facts.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (nLFEI)

340 303 Veggie Joe says K-AH - mul- ah.

not Ku -MAL - ah.

Racist much?

Posted by: Candidus
------------------

Calm Mah la

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (VJFAr)

341 Via Stephen Green who adds, "Kamala is the acting president now but without any of those messy 25th Amendment necessities."

==


I guess it's free for all now.

do whatever you want folks, no one is in charge!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)

342 339. Bull. COVID is just a way to blame Trump. Joe stroked out.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (aVudl)

343 232 223: NHRA aren't exactly woke, overall. Glad you had fun. Hope you wore good ear protection.
Posted by: Puddleglum


WHAT?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (7/VSu)

344 That is why they flew him back east - there was Nothing anyone could do - there is not treatment for Parkinsons. His symptoms radically worsened due to COVID, and he couldn't be seen in that condition.

But that COVID induced Parkinsons is just a preview of the next few months will look like.

Again, he'll recover back to where he was before COVID, but the COVID was a wake-up call for where this is going in the next few months. It is what forced him to quit re-election.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (nLFEI)

345 Here we go, they are starting, "Quinnipiac Poll: Harris vs. Trump in head-to-head is 'too close to call...Harris and former President Trump are in a race that is too close to call with Trump receiving 49 percent support and Harris receiving 47 percent support," the poll showed, according to a release. "There is no clear leader as the lead is within the margin of error."

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (V13WU)

346 will see an avalanche of this stuff for the next 3 months

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (V13WU)

347
Here we go, they are starting, "Quinnipiac Poll: Harris vs. Trump in head-to-head is 'too close to call.

============

Here we go, she'll get a bump, yes, but after that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (RRd91)

348 3Yj85 fuck off troll

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (gKWVE)

349 The capybara, which greatly resembles a guinea pig, is a giant cavity rodent native to South America.

Posted by: Cavity Rodent Facts at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

350 Pensioner democracy

1) Old people vote more often than any other cohort.

2) No drug or alcohol use, a very hot third wife, and a good golf game, help keeps President Trump young.

3) This is in sharp contrast to Hilldog and Bitme.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

351 I hope Trump actually follows through with his threat to deport illegal aliens. All of them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (B9Dv5)

352 Shoot me, shoot me now. Moved heaven and earth, plus CrowdStrike to get hubby to the family get together with his kids, been here 6 hours. Already sick to death of their shit. 4 days to go and there’s not enough alcohol to make this palatable.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (5rbBj)

353 Sounds more like Bill Clinton than Biden

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (bCQL5)

354 Another site reported that Johns Hopkins MC has the best program for Parkinsons in the Elderly / infirm, and that this was why not Las Vegas (for immidiate treatment) or Walter Reed (for security/ secrecy).

Posted by: John in Indy at July 23, 2024 12:32 AM (W2O3z)

New York Post: Insiders Say that Democrats Threatened to "Forcibly Remove Biden from Office" Unless He "Voluntarily" Resigned

Sounds like they threatened to push the 25th Amendment button, as I Baselessly Speculated Without Evidence earlier. (Remember, only leftists are permitted to speculate about the news. We conservatives have to limit ourselves to only parroting the official (Democrat) story, or else we're Russian Agent Conspiracy Theorists.)

Jake Tapper is allowed to guess at secret motives and unadmitted possibilities -- you're not.

Top Dems threatened to forcibly remove Biden from office unless he resigned, set him up to fail at Trump debate: Sources

By Social Links for Isabel Vincent

Operatives at the very highest levels of the Democratic Party threatened Joe Biden with forcibly removing him from office unless he stepped down, sources told The Post.

The well-orchestrated "palace coup" to stop the faltering president seeking re-election has been in place for weeks, but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way, a source close to the Biden family told The Post Monday.

How dare Biden resist the coupists! Who does he think he is, Trump?!?!

The insider also made clear the anger, paranoia and frustration Biden displayed as the party elite circled around him and piled on the pressure.

Part of the "elaborate" strategy to remove Biden from the race -- as he announced in a shock letter posted on X Sunday -- was allowing him to debate Republican candidate Donald Trump last month on live TV in Atlanta.

...

"That debate was a set-up to convince Democrats that he couldn't run for president," the family source said Monday.

As calls for him to bow out mounted, Biden insisted he would continue, but party bigwigs threatened to invoke the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution.

The amendment allows for the vice president and members of the cabinet to declare he is unfit to serve and force him to step down, the source added.

The White House and representatives from the Democratic National Committee did not immediately respond to The Post's requests for comment.

Hunter says it was all a set-up. I guess he'll be filing frivolous lawsuits now.


"Hunter felt he [Joe Biden] was being set up and he was very concerned about his father," the source said. "These people, these officials were not on Joe's side."

...


Democratic Party insiders have also known for at least two years how Biden was in decline, said the source.

"When I saw him a couple of years ago, it was frightening," said the source. "He was just repeating slogans and had no idea who I was."

John Ekdahl sent this to me before the Coup Plotters won -- turns out, the famous "intelligence community" conspirators were intimately involved in this coup, too.

morethanfourdozen.jpeg

So "51 intelligence community officials" told us that Biden's laptop was a RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA PLOY, and now "more than four dozen" say that Biden's continued presidency is a danger to national security.

"More than four dozen"? That sounds suspiciously like the actual number is 51 but you want to avoid saying "51 intelligence officials again stage a coup against a sitting president."

Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:24 PM




Comments

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1 Forcibly, eh?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (DTX3h)

2 happy hour

Posted by: doug at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (8/lc0)

3 That's my Aunt, Kaye. It's not me.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (+myjY)

4 drink

Posted by: doug at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (8/lc0)

5 Slogans? How Soviet.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (sxoZQ)

6 Another right wing-nut conspiracy theory proven true. Murderin Joe hardest hit.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (aVudl)

7 Somebody somehow has to get it in the Biden Criminal Gang's empty heads that they cannot be pardoned now.

Posted by: biteme at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (xWS9V)

8 Poor ol' hapless joe.
Anyway.

Posted by: lizabth at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (Jfw7U)

9 Awwww.... too fucking bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:26 PM (Q4IgG)

10 How desperate are "insiders" to be seen as master planners?

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2024 05:27 PM (dtlDP)

11
To be fair, baseless speculation is your signature move, Ace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (xG4kz)

12 Aaargh, 100 comment rule! breaking on X regarding associate(s) of the shooter. Or one of the shooters. So many lies it's hard to keep them straight.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (w6EFb)

13 NOOOOOD


nood
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:26 PM (H9dsb)
--
In, before the Non-nooding bastages comments

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (Ad8y9)

14 That band leader was easier to convince.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (i0F8b)

15 If this is true, he HAS to step down.

The Cabinet had to have the Votes. He's not fit. Leaving him in would nullify any appeal to the Power of the Executive for Culpability.

This is the End.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (ffBQ0)

16 "well-orchestrated" now apparently means "his own staff didn't know until they saw it on social media"

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (dtlDP)

17 " but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way,"

He didn't want to give up the keys to the country and thinks we don't know about the extra set.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

18 >The insider also made clear the anger, paranoia and frustration Biden displayed as the party elite circled around him and piled on the pressure.

Not really accurate to label it "paranoia" when they're actually coming at you, is it?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (3ZUJd)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Bi-Done got what he deserved. Truly a vile human being.

Posted by: Flooffy McFlooster at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (4DsSq)

21 The important question is:


Does Joe know?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

22

Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:


------

I've Been With Her

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (H9dsb)

23 It's kind of like with Harvey Weinstein in Hollywood. They all knew until he was out and then they didn't.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (VGOMa)

24 This is the were the movers and shakers say; "he's not doing what we told him to do."

The next phase is going to be "we told YOU what to do, so do it."

Followed by a national week/month of mourning for a dead president. Then, possible civil unrest. And another stolen election.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)

26 I'll certainly not feel sorry for Joe...or Kameltoe.

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (KROFU)

27 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Lo97M)

28 So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (+myjY)

29 COUPS D'ETAT

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=MLQ8Xbau9dk

Posted by: CIRCLE JERKS at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (ffBQ0)

30 Late stage republic stuff folks. Enjoy the ride!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (eZwyX)

31 Top Dems threatened to forcibly remove Biden from office unless he resigned,



All they needed was long knives.
That do sound like a coup.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (6pLRH)

32 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)
__________________

They'll bring in Corn Pop for a rematch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

33 Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (H9dsb)

Take Another Shot with Harris

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

34 27 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Lo97M)

That might be what many of his delegates are waiting for...b/c it's amazing that Kamala has not consolidated a majority yet with this major push by everyone...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (exHjb)

35 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)

36 2 things

1 - it may have not been that dramatic, and this story was planted to get GOP to lose their shit.

2 - /sarc - Why didn't Fightin' Joe threaten to take them behind the gym and giv'em the whatfor???? I thought he was a champeeeeon boxer in college and shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

37 The only way to legally forcibly remove a President from office is impeachment.

25th does not remove a President from office.

Or there's the Clinton hush method.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (IFNME)

38 At least give us the names of the persons who currently make up The Directory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (+myjY)

39 The Intel Community is terrified that Trump gets elected, and does not fall for the tricks this time. No one is meeting with the FBI without an attorney present any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (aVudl)

40 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

I'd be satisfied with the death certificate from this weekend....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (VNX3d)

41 30 Late stage republic stuff folks. Enjoy the ride!
Posted by: thathalfrican
======
Amend that to the Late Soviet Socialist Republic stuff and I agree with you.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (C3QmB)

42 >>So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM

I should have known this 60 years ago. In my defense, I was in grade school.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (VGOMa)

43 The Biden Crime Family should have called their bluff.

No way they would have gotten 2/3 of Congress to agree this close to the election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (kF1Lb)

44 There is still no evidence that Joe Biden himself knows he has ended his presidential re-election campaign.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (lcyZw)

45 Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.

sounds better on Youtueb then on my lo-fi FM radio

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

46 But his doctor says he is strong as an ox and twice as smart!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (d9LQi)

47 If there are 100 of them in total, then 51 are a majority.
100 of what? This is the question.

Posted by: PG at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (rCO8r)

48 Quick O/T:

MY First Lady is home and resting comfortably. The surgery went well and the Dr. was pleased. They did remove some lymph nodes that looked suspect, but did not have to remove much mass around the cancer, so that's a good thing. We'll have the results of the tests on the nodes next week.

She was in some pain and her vitals were up, but a small dose of morphine took care of that.

Thank you all for your continued prayers as she's only just begun this whole thing. First step is very positive, tho, so we're keeping our spirits very high.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)

he will have to remember their names first.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (eoQWY)

50 >> will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.


If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (ffBQ0)

51 I already raised this in an earlier thread today, but a couple years ago - May 2022 to be exact - Joe the President told a crowd he was the senior Senator from Delaware. That goofup was probably mooted here.
His brain was already poo in 2022.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

52
Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near


"Oh, hi, Kam. Joe's out strolling alone by the pond, if you'd care to join him."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (xG4kz)

53
If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

54 43 The Biden Crime Family should have called their bluff.

No way they would have gotten 2/3 of Congress to agree this close to the election.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (kF1Lb)

True.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (exHjb)

55 Government doctors have no problem lying about covid, lying about monkeypox, lying about the health of the president. Patient trust? What the fuck is that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (d9LQi)

56 The whole ploy was an expected outcome when Biden was maneuvered into an early debate with Donald Trump. The "insiders" knew exactly what the outcome would be.
The debate was June 25th. So it has been about 4 weeks since, and that's really how long it finally took to get Biden out of the race.
So look out who did the planning on the Democrat side for the debate, and it will be easy to figure out who was planning this.
My guess is that the Clintons wanted Joe out, and wanted to run Kamala in as the presumptive Democrat nominee. Saving democracy.
It will be interesting to see who ends being Kamala's running mate. What if it were Hillary? How long would it be before Kamala ended up being dead, if she was elected?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

57 Great to hear, Sponge. Hope for her full and rapid recovery!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (VNX3d)

58 >> will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.


If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (ffBQ0)


"Hunter Biden. Yes or no?"

*ding ding ding ding ding*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

59 >>Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.


They had at least 3 good LPs.
Douchebag for a singer...but what are you gonna do?

Fun shows.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (ffBQ0)

60 All the necessary pardons will be there when they are needed. They will all be perfectly executed and signed even if it is a nameless person who never met Biden, and is questioned 57 years after his death.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (aVudl)

61
As calls for him to bow out mounted, Biden insisted he would continue, but party bigwigs threatened to invoke the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution.

==============

At that point, did he even know what the 25th is? They probably had to say something like "We can have you declared crazy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (RRd91)

62 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Continuing prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Ad8y9)

63 If Biden isn't fit to campaign and was threatened with the 25th, how can he continue his presidency for another 6 months?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

64 >>>I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

you're not allowed to think. Only the leftwing media is allowed to comment and speculate. You must simply endlessly parrot their wisdom as if it were uttered by God Himself.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

65 Deep State my friends, it wants what if wants and will not stop until it gets it.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (V13WU)

66 Who knew if they just waited a few hours he'd be dead, and wouldn't even have to drop out of the race.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (nCfCv)

67 If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

Bad idea to leave the capital during a coup

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (eoQWY)

68
Betcha J'Blowme's card keys for the White House have been disabled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (xG4kz)

69 This is cya/bs

they threatened to release recordings showing he ordered the hit on Trump. They offered him a ton of money and reassurances that he could retain his dignity if he got out.

There was never a 25th amendment play, never. Dems don't operate that way

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (W+TLY)

70
Even if biden and "dr" jill want to go back to the White House, they will not be allowed.

Nope. You gots teh covids. Must isolate. And rest. Here in Delaware, where you shall not be bothered by the press and their cameras.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (H9dsb)

71 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)



Rumor is that she's bringing a box of cannoli.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (+myjY)

72 Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.
https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (FCrpy)

73 Seven Days In July.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (Aqu9a)

74 Credit where credit is due. Vivek Ramaswamy, though he’s a dirty filthy pagan to some here, has been spot on about predicting what the Democrats were going to do months ago during the R primaries. Too bad being Indian(dot not feather) disqualifies him with some of the religious right. He sure seems to know wtf he’s talking about.

Posted by: JROD at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (IlL6s)

75 congratulations, Skip!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

76 Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:



I've Done Her.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (6pLRH)

77 Enter office by the coup, leave office by the coup.

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (Sf2cq)

78 How does one "threaten to invoke the 25th Amendment?"
The Amendment requires that the president be unable to fulfill his duties. It can only be "threatened" if this fact can be proven.
But if it can be proven that the president is incapable of fulfilling his duties then invoking the 25th Amendment should be mandatory. Shouldn't it? It shouldn't be possible to threaten someone with it. If the threat is valid then the Amendment must be invoked.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (TL7UX)

79
Bad idea to leave the capital during a coup
Posted by: Oldcat


Exactly!

And that dummy "dr" jill fell for it!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (H9dsb)

80 53
If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (exHjb)

81 Hahahahahahahaha!

*gasp!*

Hahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (OQSTL)

82 my respect for Nancy Mace has taken an upward trajectory

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (8uzBS)

83 When do the Bolsheviks take the family into the basement?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (JLq/1)

84 So you did kind of call this one ace.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (LJ9Iy)

85 45 Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.

sounds better on Youtueb then on my lo-fi FM radio


you need to get one of them radios built around the super-smooth czech vacuum tubes

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (oY6Yp)

86 "That debate was a set-up to convince Democrats that he couldn't run for president," the family source said Monday."

It did seem the Dem moderators were unusually fair to Trump, from what bits I saw.

And maybe they also failed to give Biden his normal drug cocktail?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

87 Threatened with the 25th amendment or maybe a .45.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

88 Vivek Ramaswamy I didn't know that he lives in Ohio and is on the short list to replace JD Vance.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (FCrpy)

89 >>If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)

90 Status: "He's getting used to the idea."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (+myjY)

91 If Biden isn't fit to campaign and was threatened with the 25th, how can he continue his presidency for another 6 months?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)


Normalcy bias and all the trappings of authority, this, Jack Smith, Mayorkas, you name it. The whole strategy is: "I have the magic speaking stick so you have to listen to me, that was the agreement"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (D7oie)

92 Anyone here want to complain about Musk being a total failure and loser for buying up Twitter?

Anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (IG4Id)

93 28 So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (+myjY)

------

Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (JeYYB)

94 So let me get this straight......the party that claims to "stand for democracy" forced joe biden who won the democrat primary to step aside or be forced to leave the race.


"Democracy" You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (QNSds)

95
Glad to hear the good news, Sponge!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (H9dsb)

96 >>When do the Bolsheviks take the family into the basement?


This is going to go full Bolshevik v Menschevik

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (ffBQ0)

97
I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.


I am shocked that she hasn't called news-type folks together and let fly with what chicanery is being executed on J'Blowme.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:39 PM (xG4kz)

98 Forcibly removed sounds way more ominous than 25th amendment.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (JOR6L)

99
So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...
Posted by: Nova Local


Supposebly she made a tweet, but I don't think she even knows the password to "her" twitter account.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (H9dsb)

100 46 But his doctor says he is strong as an ox and twice as smart!

strong like ox and smart like fox!

Posted by: anachron: da at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)

101 "and now "more than four dozen" say that Biden's continued presidency is a danger to national security."

The danger is the bureaucrats and oligarchs that are really running Biden. But Joe is also a danger, has been for the last four (or forty) years.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

102 I am shocked that she hasn't called news-type folks together and let fly with what chicanery is being executed on J'Blowme.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:39 PM (xG4kz)



The president and his wife don't need distractions like phones, computers and note pads at a time like this.

Posted by: The Deep State at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (+myjY)

103 Remember to save our sacred democracy the winners of both the major party primaries must be stopped from running for office.

Posted by: The left at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (oZhjI)

104 Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (5MvGY)

105 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

106 99
So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...
Posted by: Nova Local

Supposebly she made a tweet, but I don't think she even knows the password to "her" twitter account.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (H9dsb)

That tweet wasn't from her - that's obvious.
That's why it had no words.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (exHjb)

107 Thanks for the update on your lady, Sponge! May she recover to full health, quickly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (O7YUW)

108 >>If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.


I am just pointing out that IF the 25th was used/employed as a threat...that would just about nullify ANY actions he looked to take as the Executive.

Not Officially, of course. But, if established that this was the methodology, they neutered the Executive in doing so.
NONE of his acts could be construed as Official going forward, imo.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (ffBQ0)

109 Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.

Ok, I'll go to the movies with her

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (oZhjI)

110 Credit where credit is due. Vivek Ramaswamy, though he’s a dirty filthy pagan to some here, has been spot on about predicting what the Democrats were going to do months ago during the R primaries. Too bad being Indian(dot not feather) disqualifies him with some of the religious right. He sure seems to know wtf he’s talking about.
Posted by: JROD

I am guessing that Vivek and his brother are actually pretty good friends with J.D. Vance. Vance has a modest investment in their biotech firm. Vance attended Yale Law school at the same time as Vivek, and I would make a bet that Vivek might have introduced J.D.'s future wife to him, as she was probably part of the Indian contingent at Yale at the time.
Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

111 "We've know for 2 years."


Bullshit. Watch his CAMPAIGN! They've known for 4+ years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Great news, Sponge.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (JeYYB)

113 I'm just a bit pissed off that *biden was cogent enough to realize his own party fucked him over.

Dark Brandon indeed. It's lights out shithead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)

114 Posted by: JROD at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (IlL6s)

Or the Ann Coulter version; I like everything you say but won’t vote for you because you’re not white.

Well. Ok then.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (eZwyX)

115 So, it was all, leave the gun, take the cannoli?

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (14URa)

116 We know whatever these people say is a lie. I would hope some people with some influence though will be demanding to see the guy who is alleged to be the president, so we can at least know if he’s alive or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (C3tjR)

117 all those staffers that said it was hard to keep up with Joe need to be fired asap

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

118

This is going to go full Bolshevik v Menschevik

====

v Left Socialist-Revolutionaries!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)

119 Wasn't > was

Me > idiot typing

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

120 105 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us

Hopefully He or at least dr. Jill are formulating their revenge

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

121 Heh, they gave joe the trump method but it didn't take very many and #two weeks. But joe couldn't fight back like Trump.

In short retrospect, the coordination seems perfectly clear.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (Mlhrz)

122 53 If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!


and the rehoboth pc was crowdstriked, so no checking twitter

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (oY6Yp)

123 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM


The longer this plays out with no word from any biden the more I think that you are correct.


I remember back in the late 60s into the 70s when soviet leaders would disappear for days at a time and then we would get an announcement that either they had died or had resigned for health reasons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

124 If you have not seen the clip that JackStraw posted showing Joke giving an address from the oval office you have missed a goody.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (5MvGY)

125 >>Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.


You'd have to be a fag to not at least kill yourself trying to meet her demands.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (ffBQ0)

126 Anyone here want to complain about Musk being a total failure and loser for buying up Twitter?

Anyone?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
___________

I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Dm8we)

127 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

+1

Posted by: Occam's Razor at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Aqu9a)

128 Status: "He's getting used to the idea."

Of room temperature?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (sxoZQ)

129 deep state got really bold, didn't it

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (V13WU)

130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

131 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
---
*brohug*

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (OQSTL)

132 "Boebert's demand has gone unanswered."

brrrains. i am not kidding

Posted by: zombie Joe Biteum at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

133 Election interference, blackmail, treason, conspiracy, RICO

They should be called out.

Dirty Birdies !


Democracy dies in......You know, the thing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

134 If Hunter ever wanted to tell who said what and to whom and how they effed over his dad, his credibility would be zero. Or they could certainly say it was.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (JeYYB)

135 The coup is coming from inside the Whitehouse!

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (HJ9BW)

136 130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

We're from the gubmint and we're here to help.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (14URa)

137
I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Dm8we)

Let's just say I'd rather have him on my side then not

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (IyPmt)

138 117 all those staffers that said it was hard to keep up with Joe need to be fired asap
Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

Are you kidding? Those people are GOLD!

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (j4U/Z)

139 I am guessing that Vivek and his brother are actually pretty good friends with J.D. Vance. Vance has a modest investment in their biotech firm. Vance attended Yale Law school at the same time as Vivek, and I would make a bet that Vivek might have introduced J.D.'s future wife to him, as she was probably part of the Indian contingent at Yale at the time.
Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

there was a jingle growing up I heard

"Just a short drive, down I-75 " something something to Middletown, a middle sized town"

I forget what it was for..carpet store?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

140 Posted by: weft cut-loop

I still don’t trust him because of all the dangerous AI transhumanism bent but credit where credit is due.

Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (eZwyX)

141 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (L/fGl)

142 " You must simply endlessly parrot their wisdom as if it were uttered by God Himself."

until they are proven to be wrong, and liars.
Then you are not allowed to claim they ever told such lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

143 I hope they got all the pardons signed.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

144 You can't multiply by zero.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (RwUwo)

145 >>I am just pointing out that IF the 25th was used/employed as a threat...that would just about nullify ANY actions he looked to take as the Executive.

Yep. I'm sure there were some lovely parting gifts that accompanied the threats. They want him gone but not angry and taking care of his corrupt family is probably part of the deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

146 "More than four dozen"? That sounds suspiciously like the actual number is 51

*gasp*

MATH? MATH?!!! ON *THIS* BLOG?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, looking for a fainting couch at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (dtlDP)

147 >>Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food.


That place might be more overrated than Krispy-Kreme.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (ffBQ0)

148 He or at least dr. Jill are formulating their revenge

Is Paris burning?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (sxoZQ)

149 129 deep state got really bold, didn't it
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (V13WU)

At this point they really are just saying, ya know, f*ck it, yolo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (LJ9Iy)

150 Foreign national security agents? Foreign?

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #07 at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

Now what? Is Joe going to claim they did it without his approval? then what? Will he fire them? Keep running?

Sending out this letter on his behalf, without his permission, is EXACTLY like a horse head in the bed. Either way his presidency is destroyed - even if he stays, he can no longer govern or be taken seriously. And NO WAY he gets re-elected.

So, after some time, he re-appears an agrees that he has quit the campaign. This heaping of praise on him NOW is to force that decision - either fight this and be destroyed or accept what we did gracefully and exit.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (nLFEI)

152 "...set him up to fail at Trump debate"

________________________________

No set-up required. They just pointed tottering Mr. Know-it-all towards the stage. The only way not to have "set him up" would be to avoid the debate.

Well, as much as I think Trump is not necessarily going to be chairing the Mensa Society...his instincts served him very well. It seems obvious in retrospect that Trump was suppose to hagle over the rules of the debate, and instead said, "sure, why not?" That screwed up the protectors.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (dIske)

153 Well, Ann Coulter has had Bill Mahler’s penis in her mouth, so I’m not really interested in whatever else comes out of there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (C3tjR)

154 What's really incredible is how lazy these deep state goons have gotten. They had body doubles and fake photos and videos decades ago, now all it takes is 5 minutes on bing and they couldn't even be bothered to fake that.

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (PZ42z)

155 130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

The deep state originally released on Sunday that Biden would talk about his decision "later in the week"...so that tracks...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (exHjb)

156 I noticed when chic fil a gave a million bucks to BLM as tribute.
I never went back.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (RwUwo)

157 I am not okay. I believe it was the inability of the Democrats to support Biden that cost us the greatest President we will ever have. He didn’t give Hunter immunity.

I am heartbroken. Joe gracefully step aside after being pushed out.

Joe Biden is the most consequential president of my lifetime, and I’m sad and dismayed by what the media and his own party have done.

I see Biden stepping down as Putin having won.

Dude, why are you always telling people whose views differ from yours to calm down? Trump-like ad hominem bullying, especially toward a woman, is out of sync with contemporary life.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (bFId9)

158 Huh. The debate set *FJB* up for failure...

Yet we had people on this very here comment section saying it was a setup for Trump...

Weird how that worked out, eh?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (BpYfr)

159 Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Behold the coming miracle! The MSM will turn the Kamala sow's ear into a silk purse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

160 151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

That is hardly a crazy thought at this point. It's more of a working theory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (+myjY)

161 "The winner and new champeen: KFC! "

BS. KFC has sucked for years. Some things are so stupid that you just have to stand up and say "That's Stupid!".

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

162 Biden is talking!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

163 We still haven't heard from the horses mouth he has gave up

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (fwDg9)

164 Maybe Joes not showing himself because he's angry.. make them twist in the wind

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (IyPmt)

165 Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (ffBQ0)

Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (eZwyX)

166 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

I thought it was Del Taco?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

167
At this point it's all about who can pardon who. I can't say, and Gerald Ford can confirm, that pardoning an ex-President guarantees any sort of electoral success.

But Kamala might fall for the trap. Hope she does. Because I'm only at 45 states for Trump. She could push it to 49.

I'd have to do a Kamala level of weed to think it could hit 50.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

168


Wait, too demented to run, but totally razor sharp to remain in office????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (x0n13)

169 Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food.

What?? You didn't take a knee to shine a random black man's shoes?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (sxoZQ)

170 I remember back in the late 60s into the 70s when soviet leaders would disappear for days at a time and then we would get an announcement that either they had died or had resigned for health reasons.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

Probably the 80s. USSR had one leader from the mid 60s to Reagan's first term. They had 4 in his first term. Brezhnev, Andropov, Chernenko, and old splotch top.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (eoQWY)

171 This is like climate science: always trying to hide the decline...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

172 What did Coulter say?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (JeYYB)

173 So they threatened him with no pudding I betcha.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (RwUwo)

174 Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOm


I heard Professor Amy Chua, the tiger mom introduced them.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (NtVYv)

175 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________

No way. Service and building maintenance at KFC has degenerated to Hardee's levels, as it has with most other fast food restaurants. Chick-fil-A is one of the few exceptions.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (Dm8we)

176 >>Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.


It's terrible stuff and not at all worth the hassle of trying to source.

The only thing they have going for them is Customer Service.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (ffBQ0)

177 I still don’t trust him because of all the dangerous AI transhumanism bent but credit where credit is due.

Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.
Posted by: thathalfrican


I don't either. And we don't have to. But we can all at least agree we're in a dramatically better place than we were before that. And, what was claimed in certain quarters on the Right-o-Sphere was that he was a crypto-marxist just finalizing our doom. not so much, huh?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (IG4Id)

178 162 Biden is talking!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)



And the lips of a purple-lipped dog-eater are moving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (x0n13)

179 One could reasonably ask- who runs the country? Sure seems like Biden answers to a lot of people.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (9O5em)

180 The more I think about it, the less crazy it seems - Biden didn't write the letter. His staff did and sent it out to force him to resign. His choices are to fight the letter and destroy his presidency, or accept it, get heaps of praise, and retire gracefully.

Because it makes no sense he hasn't made any appearance after the letter. Nothing. Not even a photo op. How about a picture of him waving at the camera? It's downright weird.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (nLFEI)

181 162 Biden is talking!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

182
Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.
https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

===========

There's another vid from a few weeks ago of him trying to get into a van. Couldn't figure out where the footboard was.

In the one you linked, it's clearly not muscular weakness that's afflicting him. He just can't figure out how car doors work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (RRd91)

183 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

If he did, how could we tell? Sometimes Joey is quite unintelligible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

184 Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (C3tjR)

Lmfao.

She still serves a purpose but is turning into a gate keeping Veruca Salt scold.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (eZwyX)

185 Not a single cough or sniffle on Biden's call in and he said Trump was a threat to democracy. He was slurring but had zero indication of having had covid. It was all an excuse.

Posted by: SamIam at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (oasF3)

186 Why didn't Joe just take them out back and kick their asses?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

187 151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission?

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: crowdstrike at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (oY6Yp)

188 Bein' this here is a Smart Military Blog, 'n all, I thought y'all might be interested in Kamala!'s Passionate Pledge to our Troops and Veterans as the next Commander In Chief:

https://youtu.be/tRLD9DcSpJQ

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (D9pmM)

189 I guess another way to forcibly remove the President would be with a comically inept protective detail.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (IFNME)

190 I saw on utoob where a 17 year old Taco Bell bean burrito tastes exactly the same as a 3 day old one.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

191 Dude, why are you always telling people whose views differ from yours to calm down? Trump-like ad hominem bullying, especially toward a woman, is out of sync with contemporary life.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (bFId9)

Trump like ad hominem bullying is over half what women say about anyone they know not in the room at the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

192 >>Why didn't Joe just take them out back and kick their asses?


Because Kamala is going to take them out back and suck them off.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (ffBQ0)

193 Fake AI generated Joe Biden "phone call" being played on FAUX Noos right now

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (1FWWQ)

194 The auto-pen is more alive than Joe.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (RwUwo)

195 I've said a few times I want Sundowner to go Capt Queeg on a public stand

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

196 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.


It's terrible stuff and not at all worth the hassle of trying to source.

The only thing they have going for them is Customer Service.
Posted by: garrett


I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (6pLRH)

197 I am knocking on your front door...... Better Pardon Hunter soon or time may run out. And time is on my side and my batting average is 1000.....

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (hbjSA)

198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

199 It is ironic that Joe doesn't get taken out by " threat to Democracy" Trump but by his own party...l.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (HJ9BW)

200 KFC?
BS. No one can even afford their overpriced slop.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (elaR+)

201 Out: Seven Days in May
In: Seven Days in July

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

202 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (FCrpy)

203 No matter what the outcome of the DNC convention in Chicago I believe Biden will be either made to resign the presidency or will have 25 th amendment applied.

That way if Kamala is not the candidate she gets to be the president as a consolation. If she is the candidate then it is hoped that being the president will give her the incumbency advantage.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (unUNN)

204 143 I hope they got all the pardons signed.

hello, sailor!

Posted by: autopen at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (oY6Yp)

205
Yup, here he is back in June. Can't figure out that he needs to lift his other foot. Climbing, you know. It's left, right, left, right.

https://tinyurl.com/mtpbr5j2

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (RRd91)

206 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (IG4Id)

People got it wrong, some very trust worthy good people, shit I know I did.

I think the left transing one of his kids and him knowing people actually hurt by the clot shot maybe pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (eZwyX)

207 190 I saw on utoob where a 17 year old Taco Bell bean burrito tastes exactly the same as a 3 day old one.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

That makes me feel like running for the border...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

208 A family member is claiming the debate was a set-up to remove Biden? I bet that before the debate this family member was telling everyone how Biden would walk away the clear winner.

This is so obviously excuse-making to cover up their abuse.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (qvj20)

209 Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko send their regards, Joe

The Sovietization of America continues apace…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (xT8gx)

210 I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.

Why hate to say it Chik-fil-A is dead to me after what the owner said during BLM summer of love. His chicken is overrated and bland anyway

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (HJ9BW)

211 >>I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.


It isn't even a fair comparison, imo.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (ffBQ0)

212
More than four dozen former foreign and U.S. national security officials called on Biden to drop
out of the presidential race today.

-------

Foreign national security officials? What?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (iTNuP)

213 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

Not a joke. His word as a Biden.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (14URa)

214 Newsome has come out backing Cumala

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (HJ9BW)

215 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

sounds totally cromulent to me

Posted by: chatgpt-based deepfake audio generator at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)

216 Well, yes, if they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. (Std government procedures.)

They let him rant for 'Democracy' and NATO, give away everything not nailed down as they desired, and also allowed her & the entire clan to live like royalty

They were all very special people indeed until he wasn't needed.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cell phone) at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (LL19j)

217 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)

218 What did Joe say? Rosebud?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

219
I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM


Even Zucker is sitting out his $ this time and proclaimed Trump seconds after shooting is the 'most bad ass' thing he's ever seen.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (RKVpM)

220 Democracy Dies in Diapers

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (wBaIH)

221 Taco Bell - Make a run for the shitter

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (NtVYv)

222 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


I'd like to see a remake of 'The Lives of Others' framed by our post-modern techno-fascist reality.

It's not just one party involved here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (IG4Id)

223 I've never eaten at a Popeye's.

Once I found Chicken Express, I didn't need another fast food chicken place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

224 "51 intelligence community officials"?

Area 51?

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (DsA2n)

225 >>That makes me feel like running for the border...


Can you grab me a couple of Tostadas and a Soda Pop?

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (ffBQ0)

226 Just look here at my pen, Mr. President.

*flash*

Posted by: Agent Kay at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (Aqu9a)

227 Rumors of my death are marginally exaggerated

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (d9LQi)

228 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)


You like em dirty, huh ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

229 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)

Be sure to use Insomniac professional grade tire irons for the finest in quality and performance.

Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (UEmMT)

230 And the lips of a purple-lipped dog-eater are moving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM


But the caravan goes on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (D9pmM)

231 Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.

If you want to find Middletown, look about 2/3rds the way from Cincinnati to Dayton.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (qvj20)

232 I am not okay. I believe it was the inability of the Democrats to support Biden that cost us the greatest President we will ever have.
_________________

Biden?? Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

233 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)


You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Adds flavor

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (elaR+)

234 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

235 So Joe "spoke" and said Trump was a danger to democracy ?Evidently that word doesn't mean what he thinks it means

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (IyPmt)

236 Once I found Chicken Express, I didn't need another fast food chicken place.
Posted by: Sponge


Don't go to the one in Denison. Took 45 minutes. People came in after me, ordered more than me, and got their food before me. CE is dead to me.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (6pLRH)

237 You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Adds flavor

What good is an immune system if you don't exercise it?

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (HJ9BW)

238 Lately Chik fil A chicken gives me a tummy ache
KTE thinks its the peanut oil

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Ka3bZ)

239 "Hunter felt he [Joe Biden] was being set up and he was very concerned about his father," the source said. "These people, these officials were not on Joe's side."

Of course Hunter is concerned. His only marketable skill is not oozing out his mother’s ass after Joe creampied her. With Stupid Joe gone, how’s he going to make bank?

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (DyMiG)

240 four dozen=51

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Zfp9s)

241 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)



It all revolves around energy. Owebama said 'prices will necessarily skyrocket.'

He meant it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I'm sure their persuasion tactics were pretty brutal. I wonder if they got physical. We know the Secret Service can be counted on to let someone work the old man over.

Maybe that's why he's being kept from public, because his face is all fucked up.

A guy can dream. I'm picturing some DC enforcer like the ones who beat and shot Seth Rich going at that old piece of shit with a sock full of quarters. Heartwarming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (0FoWg)

243 Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

Well, that and he has a son named Vivek.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (YRsIm)

244
Not that I have any sympathy for Biden- he can go fuck a Big Mac on Broadway, but-

this was clearly elder abuse.

A group of Democrat bullies bullied an old senile man until he broke.

That's probably why we haven't seen Biden, he'd take back his "resignation" toot sweet if live TV.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (eDfFs)

245 From what I understand, Jill hates Kamala with a passion. It warms my heart shaped cavity to know that Jill is seething and has no choice but to sit there and take it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (2UnvF)

246 We're supposed to believe all that? It all sounds wonderfully convenient, almost like a confirmation bias at work here. While I don't put it past the Dems to do these things, it smells a lot like some pundits ginning up some "convenient" details to match the public record and make it look like a huge Dem conspiracy.

Would the Dems do such a series of things? Yeah. Are they bright enough to pull it off? Not proven.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (TOe+Q)

247 >>four dozen=51


One of your Bakers is robbing you.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (ffBQ0)

248 I like El Polo Loco.
Flame grilled awesomeness.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (xcIvR)

249 KFC is huge in Mexico, in Eastern Europe and Balkans it's Popeye's but in Serbia spelled 'POPAJ'S' which for some reason I find hugely amusing.

Well, back to trying to get some sleep. Working through old episodes of 'Ultraman'.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (bFId9)

250 Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.

https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (FCrpy)

And re-adjust him in his seat. I didn't see a seatbelt being used, but I don't know if that's standard procedure.

Posted by: pookysgirl, an expert in some things but not others at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (dtlDP)

251 Trump "I'll debate Biden anytime anywhere."

I think the Biden's team thought they could corral things in such a way to favor the VP and get Trump to refuse. Trump...didn't refuse.

The real coup was the media, who DIDN'T treat Biden with kid gloves and who instituted rules that didn't favor Biden. Team Biden did not expect that and is how the whole thing got botched.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (nLFEI)

252 We have both a Chick-Fil-A and a KFC in my town.

However, the best fried chicken comes from a local place that puts both of them to shame.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BpYfr)

253 Whoa, "Joe" called in to Kamala at a campaign event and she said, well, let me talk to some of these people and I'll get back to you.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (14URa)

254
Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

Now what? Is Joe going to claim they did it without his approval? then what? Will he fire them? Keep running?


Are you suggesting that the sainted Dims would take advantage of someone who is mentally disabled?

Anyway, i happen to think that something very much like this is exactly what happened. All the plotters had to do afterward was keep J'Blowme and D'Jill from getting access to anyone affiliated with the media.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

255 That makes me feel like running for the border...

_______

Unburden yourself of what has been.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (Dm8we)

256
Meanwhile, during all this intrigue and betrayal, the Democrats have NO candidate campaigning for 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (H9dsb)

257 It’s a coup, straight up

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (/zL9p)

258 Only good fried chicken is bone-in fried chicken.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (PCK5/)

259 You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Sister Zoot > Sister Dingo

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (D9pmM)

260
Don't go to the one in Denison. Took 45 minutes. People came in after me, ordered more than me, and got their food before me. CE is dead to me.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (6pLRH)



Terrible.

The one closest to me is garbage. I'll drive the extra 10 miles to ones that I know don't suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

261 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Couldn't have the old guy flashing Morse code signals with his eyelids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (+myjY)

262 Bummer, there goes Jill Biden's trip to Paris for the Olympics. She has the wardrobe all ready, surely they could have waited a couple more weeks to institute the coup.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (unUNN)

263
That's why the DUmmies are freaking out (more than usual) -- they have no candidate. No one is campaigning.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (H9dsb)

264 Afternoon.

A straight up motherfucking coup d'etat.

This isn't even late stage Roman Republic, it's more like the Roman Empire and every emperor getting knifed in the back.

Fuck this shit.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (GMaP8)

265 Taco Bell will certainly make you unburden your bowels

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (HJ9BW)

266 214 Newsome has come out backing Cumala
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (HJ9BW)

Shootin to be the new VP... because there is NO WAY if the Reps win the House and Senate, Kamalawalla will ever serve out a full term without impeachment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (xaFKb)

267 I suspect a connection between the failed assassination and the retard dropping out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (hnCQ0)

268 One of your Bakers is robbing you.

In Soviet Russia Baker always robs you.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (Zfp9s)

269 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal

Bingo. They efforts to ban or restrict it failed, so they found another way.
And the LIVs ate it up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (elaR+)

270 245 From what I understand, Jill hates Kamala with a passion. It warms my heart shaped cavity to know that Jill is seething and has no choice but to sit there and take it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (2UnvF)

Or she got a message to someone and is telling Joe's delegates to not consolidate on Kamala...news stories are now starting to turn and say this might not be in the bag for her...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (exHjb)

271 "Forcibly" to me doesn't mean niceties like the 25th Amendment. IYKWIM. The Democrats have always been the Mob, and the Mob has always been Democrats.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (MZ+PY)

272 Meanwhile, during all this intrigue and betrayal, the Democrats have NO candidate campaigning for 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM


Who needs to campaign FOR something when you have Orange "The Man Who Said P*SSY" Man to campaign AGAINST?

Posted by: DNC, a wholly-owned division of GlobalistElite, LLC at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (D9pmM)

273 264 Afternoon.

A straight up motherfucking coup d'etat.

This isn't even late stage Roman Republic, it's more like the Roman Empire and every emperor getting knifed in the back.

Fuck this shit.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (GMaP

And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

274
There's no candidate out there calling Trump "hitler!"

They need someone. Anyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (H9dsb)

275 12 Aaargh, 100 comment rule! breaking on X regarding associate(s) of the shooter. Or one of the shooters. So many lies it's hard to keep them straight.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (w6EFb


As far as I'm concerned, this stuff is too important to be off-topic.

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (Sf2cq)

276 Pssst Joe...don't turn around...just keep still and don't say anything. Look we're gonna bust you outa here, but you gotta help us out. When I count to ten you have to stand up and say:

"When I get outta here I'm gonna fuck all you bastards little daughters in the ass and you can kiss my shit stained dick, motherfuckers!'

That will be the cue. Now 1...2...3...

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (QB+5g)

277 At this point, I'd take a photo of Joe Bye-den holding up the latest edition of The Washington Post as proof of life.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (gKDq2)

278 I suspect a connection between the failed assassination and the retard dropping out.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (hnCQ0)

Sure. Brandon was supposed to stagger over the line unopposed because Trump would be dead. But the Secret Service fucked it all up, so Brandon had to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (0FoWg)

279
However, the best fried chicken comes from a local place that puts both of them to shame.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BpYfr)



If I'm going for true fried chicken, I'm headed to Gus' World Famous Fried Chicken.

Best I've ever had, hands down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.
I am going to make a big guess that Joe might be dead by sundown today, and Kamala gets sworn in as President.

In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

281 I love Joe Biden!

OK, Kammie, that makes you and maybe one other in the world. But you're lying, so it's maybe one in the whole world.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (5fDan)

282 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah, time for those fucking fucks to go.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (GMaP8)

283 ACE OF SPADES

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=2C263jcNKpY

Posted by: REVEREND HORTON HEAT at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (ffBQ0)

284
That video of Biden not being able to get into the limousine without help, and having to put his legs in for him is so damning. He is not able to complete his term. No way.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (+oR7L)

285 Sure. Brandon was supposed to stagger over the line unopposed because Trump would be dead. But the Secret Service fucked it all up, so Brandon had to go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (0FoWg)

-------

This is what I believe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (JeYYB)

286 I watched the Cheatle interrogation by Congress today and it's fair to say conspiracy theorists are probably right: conditions were created to give an easily manipulated, loner-loser amateur the best possible chance at assassinating Donald Trump. Since Trump is still on the board thanks to what looked to me like Divine Providence, Joe Biden can't be.

Biden's removal looks like a rush job. They're winging it. I think this because no one wanted Kamala, that cackling witch, as the candidate, yet here she is, and they simply can't push a Woman of Color aside.

I predict another attempt on Trump's life. It would be an incredibly risky and stupid thing for Biden's handlers to do, but that's precisely why I think they'll try it. They'll blame the Iranians, or maybe Russia next time since they've already used up the Iranian idea.

Those actually running things at the White House think like gangsters. If you understand that about them, it makes everything they do predictable.

Posted by: troyriser at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (Vvljl)

287 If you win with the help of 51 members of the intelligence community then expect to lose with the help of the same. Live by the sword analogy on full display.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (unUNN)

288 Are you suggesting that the sainted Dims would take advantage of someone who is mentally disabled?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

Exhibit A: Gabby Giffords.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sure you can come up with others at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (dtlDP)

289 Kamala's presser today was just about the student athletes, no mention of Biden stepping down or her stepping into the role.

Does SHE even know she's the new presidential nominee?

All of this is so weird. Dems don't know how to properly cover up coups, or assasinations, or the weekend at Bernie'ing of a president. When did they get so sloppy?

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (QAK8m)

290 Dems put out a smear hit job on Bidens brother Frank complete with Weiner style selfie!

Biden ‘Family Source’ Smears Frank Biden as an “Alcoholic” After He Suggests Joe Biden is Terminal

https://tinyurl.com/yzx9xvac

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (szWen)

291 Don't know if anyone brought this up but based upon the Post's story about Biden's paranoia and anger, how long until a Hitler "Downfall" parody is produced? Biden in a bunker or beach compound is perfect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (qejsy)

292 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (dTTBf)

293
My be racists to state but black-run chicken joints are FAR better than other; the ghetto Popeye's make the suburban one here 'pale' in comparison.

And in the south. Well, now we talkin'.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (j4U/Z)

294 I'm not one for conspiracy theories, mostly cuz they're all bullshit, but the idea that Biden could very well be dead by the end of the...Summer? Month? Week? Yeah, I can see it.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (GMaP8)

295
All of this is so weird. Dems don't know how to properly cover up coups, or assasinations, or the weekend at Bernie'ing of a president. When did they get so sloppy?
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (QAK8m)



She's been worried about our Vets HER ENTIRE LIFE, don'tchaknow......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Of course Hunter is concerned. His only marketable skill is not oozing out his mother’s ass after Joe creampied her. With Stupid Joe gone, how’s he going to make bank?
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (DyMiG)

His art career. Duh.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

297 >>> But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to: I've Been With Her


I've been With Her, unburdened by what has been

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (QAK8m)

298 Remember the great series "I, Claudius?"

When the Praetorian guard has had it with Caligula and murder him, they prowl through the royal chambers, and come upon the cowering, stuttering Claudius, who is of the royal family, but way way down the food chain.

"Here's one that will do!"

But Harris ain't no Claudius. She's our Nero.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (/zYHA)

299 Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (dTTBf)



Thank you very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Will the Politically Correct Media give Joe a pass on calling the black female Vice President, "kid"?

Ha, I denounce myself for asking the question.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (5fDan)

301 Just saw a video which captures the shooter on the roof as the first shot is heard. No kick.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (hnCQ0)

302
The "saving our democracy" crowd sure don't like following the rules of democracy, do they?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (+oR7L)

303
Biden ‘Family Source’ Smears Frank Biden as an “Alcoholic” After He Suggests Joe Biden is Terminal

https://tinyurl.com/yzx9xvac
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (szWen)



We're all terminal, Joe is just a helluva lot closer than most.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

304 "Forcibly" to me doesn't mean niceties like the 25th Amendment. IYKWIM. The Democrats have always been the Mob, and the Mob has always been Democrats.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (MZ+PY)

Call us the Mob again and we'll have your legs broken.

Posted by: DNC Commission at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (Aqu9a)

305 Supposedly Nancy is "endorsing" Kamala!, while also pushing for an open convention, the purpose of which is to nominate whatever person they have who's polling best against OrangeManBad, which few think will be Kamala!

If Kamala! ascends the throne, gonna be kind of hard to coup against her in that scenario.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (D9pmM)

306 Pollo Campero wins around here. Not popular as it is Spanish and not black. Their rice and beans are good. CF is the cleanest, nicest fast food everywhere. I had KFC once.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (IG7T0)

307 They are not ashamed of their obvious lies about Joe.

Robust!
Smart!
Photographic memory!
Runs circles around us!
We can't keep up!
Joe's in his prime!
He's just tired, he works so hard!
He's sharper than ever in meetings!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (JeYYB)

308 Only good fried chicken is bone-in fried chicken.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM


I have been doing fried chicken in the air fryer lately, I will not go back to frying chicken in a cast iron skillet with oil/lard.


I finally got the temp, time, spice combo (mortons natures seasoning) and flower coating (Kentucky Kernel) correct. Tastes just as good as fried chicken with about half the calories and no fat except what is in the chicken.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (QNSds)

309 I'm starting to really think he died over the weekend.

Louise Loomer reported a serious medical emergency during the WI trip.

Charlie Kirk reporting Biden was being transported to Las Vegas hospital last week, then suddenly diverted to AF1 for fast take off to return to Delaware.

What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (LjKNJ)

310 This is Hackneyed, but…” It’s the Economy, Stupid” may be the downfall of the Democrats this election… if they happen to lose.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

311 Best chicken joint?

Los Pollos Hermanos

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (6pLRH)

312 Thank you very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ditto on the prayers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

313 @280 if Charlie Kirk wants s correct about Biden being on death's door , Biden's funeral will be last until election day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (qejsy)

314 I've been With Her, unburdened by what has been
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (QAK8m)


So, a one night stand?

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (gKDq2)

315
I think the Biden's team thought they could corral things in such a way to favor the VP and get Trump to refuse. Trump...didn't refuse.

Posted by: El Mariachi

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Well, the Post article here says the opposite. He was set up to go into that debate and fail.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (RRd91)

316 282 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah, time for those fucking fucks to go.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (GMaP

I said it at the time... one of the greatest threats this nation has ever seen, was done by Young Bush, with the War on Terror stuff. They consolidated all Fed Police under one Person (DHS), then put all the armed forces and Intelligence folks under the Nat Sec Adv....

One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

317 We're all terminal
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM


This.

Posted by: DEC VT-100 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (D9pmM)

318 I'm seeing tweets claiming Kamala will destroy Trump in a debate. Is it possible to be more delusional?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (JLq/1)

319 Harris is Tiberius: stupid and vindictive.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (IG7T0)

320
Hey dad, could you pardon me before you die?
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (+oR7L)

321 Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.
I am going to make a big guess that Joe might be dead by sundown today, and Kamala gets sworn in as President.

In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

322
Ditto on the prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)



Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Sounds a bit like 'insurrection' to me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (4M+oY)

324 Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


What Fen said. Still praying.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (6pLRH)

325 Biden was forced out so should Cheatle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

326 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:24 PM

Your headline answers the question, Ace. "New York Post: Insiders Say that Democrats Threatened to "Forcibly Remove Biden from Office" Unless He "Voluntarily" Resigned"

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (/nCD+)

327 This.
Posted by: DEC VT-100 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (D9pmM)




Holy crap.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Also, I hope someone like Twitchy does a proper run down of the Catturd / Montel Williams feud on X. Because Kamala's old sugar daddy letting a cat avatar get under his skin is just hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (QAK8m)

329 We have a KFC, CFA, Churches, Popeyes, and a Caines.
Unfortunately the only two worth going to are the CFA and Popeyes, in that order.
The others have a reputation for undercooked chicken or in the case of Caines, bland and tasteless food.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (elaR+)

330 And do we believe these people really had such a cunning plan?

Nope. They are opportunistic apparatchik vermin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (4M+oY)

331 I said it at the time... one of the greatest threats this nation has ever seen, was done by Young Bush, with the War on Terror stuff. They consolidated all Fed Police under one Person (DHS), then put all the armed forces and Intelligence folks under the Nat Sec Adv....

One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

Very true. It's also why FBI should never have been under DOJ...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

332 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat


LBJ was sworn in on a plane.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (6pLRH)

333
What Fen said. Still praying.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (6pLRH)



We are very humbled by all of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

334 215 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

sounds totally cromulent to me
Posted by: chatgpt-based deepfake audio generator at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)


Has anyone checked in between the thighs of the nearest 11-year-old girl?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (x0n13)

335 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)

336 One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

Even the Soviets had 2 security services, KGB and GRU (military intelligence) . one could check the other at need.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

337 322
Ditto on the prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)


Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge, glad to hear it was a “ limited” surgery, if I read you right… God bless her, and you, and may the anxiety level for both of you be relieved…

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

339 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat

To be at his side when the old man kicks the bucket. She doesn't HAVE to be there.

The Death of Stalin. This whole thing would be pretty funny as a parody.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (vcOmj)

340 Those of you waiting to buy ammo perhaps should not be waiting.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (OQSTL)

341 In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

May not be dead.... but close... so she needs to see him to kick off the 25th?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (xaFKb)

342 Harris is Tiberius: stupid and vindictive.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (IG7T0)



And I already have "Sejanus" on my resume!

Posted by: Hillary! 2025 Dark Horse Candidate at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (+myjY)

343
Kamala - being too dumb to realize that pardoning the Biden Crime Family Syndicate is the electoral kiss of death, goes ahead, before the convention.

Popcorn is needed. Hillary!!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (RKVpM)

344 LOL!

Moar Popcorn!

*cracks a Leinie from the freezer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (UWgy2)

345 I don't eat junk food, mostly. But when I do , it's Chik-FIL-a. Don't deny me my junkfood experience.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (V13WU)

346 234 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

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Basic Chick-fil-a sandwich yesterday was $5.09 before tax.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (CQ8KO)

347 'operatives at the very highest levels' doncha know.


Posted by: jillyjilly at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (bUuSq)

348 I've Been With Her!

Posted by: Half the Men in LA at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (Mlhrz)

349 Hey dad, could you pardon me before you die?
-Hunter Biden


They're doing official things like that over twitter these days, Hunter. Are you following the Biden account that said he's dropping out?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (lCA8w)

350 Also, I hope someone like Twitchy does a proper run down of the Catturd / Montel Williams feud on X. Because Kamala's old sugar daddy letting a cat avatar get under his skin is just hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (QAK8m)



Montel Williams used my high school (and the rest) along with hundreds of other schools to launch his TV career.

That man can mulef*ck a diseased herd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

351 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

If you believe voice only...

It would be more helpful if he walked out the door of his DE beach house and hot ice cream so real, honest to God people, could see him...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (exHjb)

352 What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


That is a distinct possibility. He may already be dead.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (vcOmj)

353 Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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My plan is to give FIRST! lady a hug in Oct, God willing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

354 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

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Caligula had his horse Incitatus.
Don Corleone had his horse's head.
And The Junta has its horse's ass Myorkas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (Z0qcz)

355 hot = got (4th typo today)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (exHjb)

356 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner


Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (6pLRH)

357 "More than four dozen" = 51.
lol yeah, the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (2xB3Z)

358 Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

I agree. If you’ve held this position since 9/11 extra props and apologies because you were right and I was wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (eZwyX)

359 but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way

We are all Jack Ruby...

Posted by: Well-Orchestrated Palace Coup at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (lCA8w)

360 Sponge, glad to hear it was a “ limited” surgery, if I read you right… God bless her, and you, and may the anxiety level for both of you be relieved…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)



It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

361 I hope I don't wake up tomorrow to weird news about Joe.

Right now I wouldn't be able to take the ass-licking the media would give the lying, plagiarist, pervert.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (JeYYB)

362 What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


That is a distinct possibility. He may already be dead.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (vcOmj)
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The longer Joe remains hidden, the more we can expect the Junta has illegally seized power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

363 Our local KFC closed down during the coof only to be reborn as a Popeyes. Worst rated fast food in the area for years now. Go figure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (IG4Id)

364 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Yes, he did in a raspy, slurred voice and told Kamala he loves her.

Posted by: beckster at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (GbGY3)

365 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

366 351 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

Sounds like a hostage

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (IyPmt)

367 Was the doc in on the purge? As in, Hey, Joe, roll up your sleeve, it's 40 minutes to debate time and you know how long it takes for this shit to work.

But the shit is fake and it don't work.

Biden wobbles onstage and it's the shit show they wanted from him.

The whole fucking thing is so Shakespearean, including the assassination attempt. I want to get some paper and a typerwriter.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (/zYHA)

368 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)

369 When the Praetorian guard has had it with Caligula and murder him, they prowl through the royal chambers, and come upon the cowering, stuttering Claudius, who is of the royal family, but way way down the food chain.

Claudius, IIRC, had a congenitally malformed leg. The modern term for calf pain due to vascular insufficiency is called claudication, named after him. The stuttering was a shrewd ruse, he was actually quite intelligent and served the empire well.

If Harris suddenly turns around and becomes intelligent and shrewd, the analogy would be apt. But who are we kidding, right?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (DsA2n)

370
My plan is to give FIRST! lady a hug in Oct, God willing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)



We are still planning to attend. Time will tell, however.

There's a chance she makes a limited appearance, but we will see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

371 335 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)
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So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (2xB3Z)

372
Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)



If so, Imma try this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

373
I hope you all realize how this Farce will end -- the same way all Democrat Farces end:

With the blame of it all on Republicans and Trump.

Don't believe me? Just wait.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (H9dsb)

374 280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.


Is she going to implement the "Scalia solution" if Joe doesn't give up power willingly?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (SRRAx)

375 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)

376 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)
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Caligula.

Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

378 375 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)

With a gun to his head ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (IyPmt)

379 Just saw a picture of Epstein and Kamala hugging.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (6pLRH)

380 Happy Monday, Joe.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

381
Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1



I'm betting he's not the only one that dipped stick in Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

382 I hope I don't wake up tomorrow to weird news about Joe.

Right now I wouldn't be able to take the ass-licking the media would give the lying, plagiarist, pervert.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM


Well they have already called him the best president since Ike and a uniter that transcended party bounds for the good of the country.


They left out the fact that he was a racist and supported the kkk, it's leaders and it's plans and policies and was 100% for segregation continuing after the SCOTUS Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (QNSds)

383 Late to the party as usual. Something is definitely rotten in Delaware.

Sponge! {{hugs}} prayers for quick and complete recovery for your wife.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (iF0sF)

384 368 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)
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Coincidentally I heard the same thing and used pickle juice with a little sea salt added as a brine and it does seem to help.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (2xB3Z)

385 > Shootin to be the new VP... because there is NO WAY if the Reps win the House and Senate, Kamalawalla will ever serve out a full term without impeachment.
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I don't think that's even remotely "the plan." Harris will take over from *biden by August. She'll be the historic first black, female president in history. But with the historically shortest term. It doesn't matter who is selected for VP. Unless there's a massive steal in the works to make THAT person president. At some later date.

Harris is "disposable."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

386 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

AKA Wall ST. wink, wink

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)

387 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

well, old, heir to a family line, put in place with a coup, had a controversial first marriage and a horrible second one. and a stutter and infirmity ... Emperor Claudius. But I like Claudius.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

388 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat
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No Press. They will tape it, then edit it, then hand it out to the Press.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (VJFAr)

389 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)
*******
I was watching it when it happened.
He sounded drunk or drugged.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

390 Joe is being marinated in pickle juice?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (OQSTL)

391 Gleischaultung

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (e1RnI)

392 There may even be a stand in for Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (VJFAr)

393 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

394 if Charlie Kirk wants s correct about Biden being on death's door , Biden's funeral will be last until election day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (qejsy)

Ah yes, the McCain Precedent.

Posted by: pookysgirl, categorizing at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (dtlDP)

395 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood


It's funny. The most incompetent people ever are hitting all these historical firsts. First Obola, then Joe, now Kumswalla.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (6pLRH)

396 If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)


The 25th does not remove the President from office.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)

397 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

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Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

398 Biden proof of life call: yes, I am in fact inhaling and exhaling. I am functioning within acceptable parameters and I do not shit pants, pant , pants ,parts plus, . Call ends

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (qejsy)

399 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj

Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (GMaP8)

400 Anyone here really think that he died over the weekend??? That’s so.. Soviet.. if true.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

401 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner

Bullshit.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (elaR+)

402 Caligula.

Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

403
Sponge! {{hugs}} prayers for quick and complete recovery for your wife.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (iF0sF)



*hugs*


Thank you so much!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

404 393 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

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The DU apparently dispatched their minions to all the forums and blogs with this talking point.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (2xB3Z)

405 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner


They supposedly brine it in pickle juice before the breading and cooking.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (6pLRH)

406 Kumswalla only needs to raise 900 million more.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (5MvGY)

407 You can multiply by zero all day long. Dividing by zero is what’s not allowed (just to be pedantic).

Posted by: BrickShy at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (WBi0X)

408 Unless there's a massive steal in the works to make THAT person president. At some later date.

Harris is "disposable."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.

Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

409 Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)
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How old was Joe when he first ran for office? No way his pattern of behavior started after he gained office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

410 Once installed, Claudius was an effective emperor.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (Gse2f)

411 Pickle juice is an excellent brine.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (JeYYB)

412 >>NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’


'You are like the daughter I never showered with.', the President continued.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (ffBQ0)

413 Sponge - I’m out of the loop with what’s going on with your wife but prayers up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (eZwyX)

414 So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM

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Irradiation only kills organisms on the surface of the product. It can delay spoilage for a while, but not indefinitely. Only preservatives can do that.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (uwO2M)

415 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)

416 When Joe makes a public statement I'm sure there's a trucking company waiting to give him a lifetime award.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (JLq/1)

417 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj

Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert


He'll be dead before the weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (6pLRH)

418 405 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner


They supposedly brine it in pickle juice before the breading and cooking.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (6pLRH)


That sounds pretty untasty..

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

419 small donations gave obama close to a billion dollars !

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (V13WU)

420 Gleischaultung
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (e1RnI)



*channels JT*


Gesundheit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

421 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)


Roman Polanski?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (eDfFs)

422 The 25th does not remove the President from office.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)


Correct. Reagan invoked the 25th Amendment on himself when he had a colonoscopy. He knew he'd be under anesthesia and not coherent. Bush I was president for a few hours.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (gKDq2)

423 But of course. Who else?

Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation

https://tinyurl.com/ysfjfrrc

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (szWen)

424 Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

And by the time it gets disclosed to the FEC, it'll be "too late to do anything about it."

Posted by: pookysgirl, predictions for free at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (dtlDP)

425 Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert



He's got Covid! AND A STUTTER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

426 415 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)
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And it's ready in 2-3 minutes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (2xB3Z)

427 397 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

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Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)


Campaigns play this game a lot. Likely whatever was in the Biden-Harris treasury was transferred into the Harris-? campaign coffers and they counted that in the $81M

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (IFNME)

428 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)
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So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (2xB3Z)

Out here in CA almost nothing molds. It dries up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

429 Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation

But it's OK to be seen as engineering two coups in 4 years?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (dZVON)

430 Tiberius or Commatus

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (5MvGY)

431 I believe the pickle juice story. For example , if you want a decent kebab , marinate your lamb in a mixture of lemon juice and secret spices.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU)

432 Operatives at the highest levels say CFA actually serves penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (D9pmM)

433 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Buy a million pounds a quarter, and I'll bet it knocks down to .75 cents a breast.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (6pLRH)

434 *adjusts tin foil hat*
- The Crowdstrike BSOD began on or about the 20th.
- FJB was uncerimoniously poured into a government SUV right before that
- video evidence was taken of his time of death, and it got out
- big cyber attack by the junta coup plotters to quash the video


*checks paperclip ground strap connection to tin foil hat*

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (MsrgL)

435 430 Tiberius or Commatus
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (5Mv

Commatus because Joe is Comatose

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)

436 422 The 25th does not remove the President from office.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)

Correct. Reagan invoked the 25th Amendment on himself when he had a colonoscopy. He knew he'd be under anesthesia and not coherent. Bush I was president for a few hours.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (gKDq2)
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But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)

437 Joe has always been a narcisstic sociopath of the highest order. His super power is that he believes his own bull shit.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Gse2f)

438 Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.

Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

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"Hey, we've got your 'air gap' right here!" *grabs collective crotch*

-- Your Deep State Color Revolutionaries

[I saw Collective Crotch open for ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Z0qcz)

439 202 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Mel Brooks just entered the conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (VJFAr)

440 Radiation is whole body penetrating. It’s like a 3-d burn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (eDvWc)

441
That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)
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They pay their employees pretty good and have a TON of them at each location most times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

If you have an online credit card system, you can put funds into anonymous credit cards.... 'gift cards'... and then use them to make small donations.

Small donations are not even tracked by name... nor number... they don't 'have' to keep that data or give it to the FEC... so an automated system can easily be used to give as much money as you want.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xaFKb)

443 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
FLASHBACK:
Kamala said she wants to "educate" Americans about their eating habits from the "highest levels of government" — and "BANNING CERTAIN BEHAVIORS," like eating red meat.

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Yeah, run on that, Kammy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)

444 > Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation
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Horseshit.

He's being told what to do. The "Democrats" are not in control here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)

445 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal



Commodius.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (6pLRH)

446 I listened to that Joe phone call. If that was him it didn’t sounds too bad really. I don’t know what to believe anymore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xT8gx)

447 You can multiply by zero all day long. Dividing by zero is what’s not allowed (just to be pedantic).
Posted by: BrickShy at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Infinity at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (D9pmM)

448 >> I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…


Analigus III

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (ffBQ0)

449
Emperor Claudius. But I like Claudius.
Posted by: Oldcat


And Claudius stuttered, too! Just like J'Blowme!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (xG4kz)

450 White House Physician Dr. O’Connor Releases Update on Biden’s Health Amid Demands For Proof of Life

Dr. O’Connor released an update to Biden’s health and claimed his oxygen levels are normal.

“President Biden completed his tenth dose of PAXLOVID this morning. His symptoms have almost resolved completely. His pulse, blood pressure, respiratory rate and temperature remain absolutely normal. His oxygen saturation continues to be excellent on room air. His lungs remain clear,” Dr. O’Connor wrote.

“The President continues to perform all of his presidential duties,” O’Connor added.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (szWen)

451 But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)


Maybe. He can simply declare he's ready to take them back. Doesn't need proof. Then 2/3 vote of both Houses to permanently give the duties to the VP.

He would remain in office as President. Just without the powers of the President.

I don't think they meant the 25th.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)

452 So far, the commentators on the "NY Post" story are unimpressed. One says ,"It doesn't even sound like Joe Biden without the slurring", another one says, "Did he use the Fischer-Price Phone?" and another opines that he finds Kamala's "giddiness nauseating."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (dTTBf)

453
re: Politico's fake story about obama's fake non-endorsement

Does No One Here Remember House Of Cards?

https://youtu.be/Oz8RjPAD2Jk?si=88CCf2f8uZm5Fxwj

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (H9dsb)

454 >Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, that's how the launder big money. Been doing it at least since Obama had them turn off the CC identify verification functions on his fundraising. Trivial to do with a bit of computing power.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (3ZUJd)

455 Meanwhile, Dems register (to vote) another 100K illegals every day of two, and their ballots WILL be cast, and counted in November. Even if they never actually vote ... Dems just need the Registered Voter lists, because Dems still have the greatest election fraud machine in history.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

456 Next time someone sees Jake Tapper in public, I would love to see him confronted:

"You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

Are you going to admit you're a DNC shill hack now?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

457 385 I don't think that's even remotely "the plan." Harris will take over from *biden by August. She'll be the historic first black, female president in history. But with the historically shortest term.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison
one month

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (oY6Yp)

458 Where's Joe? Here, we have an audio recording of Joe proving he's alive! It's totally legit, trust us!

Idiots.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (tT6L1)

459 OK, China might as well march into Taiwan tonight, tell the guys there, hey, you're all fucked, those clowns over in Washington will nevah evah lift a little finger, so kneel down, this won't hurt, it's over.

And over in Israel, they better get the delivery systems ready to get into elementary physics with Tehran's weapons sites, and start the countdown not from 10, but from 5.

'Cause it's Monty Python's Flying Circus in Wash DC. And it will descend into Dante's Inferno soon.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (/zYHA)

460 Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)
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How old was Joe when he first ran for office? No way his pattern of behavior started after he gained office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

461 446 I listened to that Joe phone call. If that was him it didn’t sounds too bad really.

--

Did he sound raspy at all from "covid"?
Did he have any of his usual weird "stuttering " or volume changes?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

462 But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)


He's a forgetful elderly man who is unlikely to be attacked by Iran.

But you're right. Bye-den ain't recovering from dementia. Or COVID-1984. Or boosters.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (gKDq2)

463 I don’t know what to believe anymore
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xT8gx)

Don't worry about the details. All you need to know is the republic is to put it inartfully, fucked.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (GMaP8)

464 Forced out -- just like George Washington! Good ol' Joe! A National Hero!

Posted by: Ministry of Malarky at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (qUkBO)

465 Dr. Oconnor stated "Joe Biden has life in him. I trapped a fly in his gaping mouth".

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (szWen)

466 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)

467 And I was just watching Kamala giving a speech in Delaware and I hate to admit it but she wasn’t horrible. The only bad element: she had a ln obnoxious smirk on her face that wouldn’t go away…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (xT8gx)

468 Ah, the fun never ends.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (Aoykm)

469 Maybe. He can simply declare he's ready to take them back. Doesn't need proof. Then 2/3 vote of both Houses to permanently give the duties to the VP.

He would remain in office as President. Just without the powers of the President.

I don't think they meant the 25th.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)
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Yes. That's in Section 4. The Vice President would be Acting President.

But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (bS+DD)

470
Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)
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Fair point, I was thinking more along the lines of grotesque perversion which involved the family, not length of time in office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

471 Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

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Do they have ZIP codes in Beijing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (sQCUR)

472 LOL!

*cracks a nother Leinie from the freezer*

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (UWgy2)

473 The next time Joe shows up somewhere he'll look like Tim Conway old man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (JLq/1)

474 I don’t know what to believe anymore
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM


Us, here, in each other. (Except for Sid and Paul.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (D9pmM)

475 454 >Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Funny, Joe's been running for months and supposedly everyone loved him and he never made that kind of money...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

476 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)



Was it him or was it Biden that was getting 10,000 small denomination donations from Grandma Jones in Idaho that she didn't make?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

477 That Dr. O’Connor cannot an ounce of integrity left. He lies too easily to be trusted by any patient who isn't Biden.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (2xB3Z)

478 Please, please, can we stop saying Obama said this and is doing that without also saying, "Obama's handlers made him tweet this and made him say that?"

Obama is an empty suit, a not-so-closeted gay, lazy, asshole who has never written a book or done anything other than having every step made for him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (JeYYB)

479 cannot have

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (2xB3Z)

480 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)
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Turned off credit card verification on the Obama donation site. It's pretty much a given a bunch of foreign money flooded into Obama's campaign. Naturally, no one batted an eye.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (tT6L1)

481 Did he sound raspy at all from "covid"?
Did he have any of his usual weird "stuttering " or volume changes?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

No to both. It didn’t sound awful…. Of course only audio so I couldn’t prove it was him. Sounded like him though

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (xT8gx)

482 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (iNp3L)

483 Y'know, honestly, reading all that makes me think that it's all spin. Especially the part about the debate.

"Yes we are totally competent masterminds who genuinely had a cunning plan to manipulate Biden into quitting. We are totally not flailing in panic because all our plans are backfiring spectacularly. You should still trust what we say about all events happening in the country."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (hB7mE)

484


Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.
Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

The breakdown affected the devices that Maricopa and Pima counties use at voting locations to check voters in, verify voter eligibility and print ballots. It did not affect the machines the counties use to count ballots, which are not used during early voting because voters place their completed ballots into envelopes to be counted later.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (elaR+)

485 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.
Posted by: free tibet


I'll be mom had a say in that one.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (6pLRH)

486 I don't think they meant the 25th.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)
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Yes. That's in Section 4. The Vice President would be Acting President.

But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: bluebell

We live in scary times. Down right scary times.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (oaGWv)

487 This is why Biden doesn't matter.
Cheadle can stonewall or lie and there's no accountability.
The IC, the Deep State, the bureaucrats, petty and large, rule us.

Kameltoe will parrot whatever she's told to parrot if she "wins". Trump is an outsider and we need outsiders for a proper purge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

488 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (bFId9)

489 Did anyone catch that from Kamala? She realized she was going to say recording, stopped and said call.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (eZwyX)

490
*cracks a nother Leinie from the freezer*

*munches popcorn*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (UWgy2)
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Ah, I remember the days when Leinie's Bock became available. Loved that stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)

491 >>> "You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

And calling us ableist for pointing any of this out.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Eng1Z)

492 Dr. Oconnor stated "Joe Biden has life in him. I trapped a fly in his gaping mouth".

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (szWen)

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A Uranus Fly Trap.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (sQCUR)

493 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (iNp3L)



Which is seemingly a much more common name where his wife's family is from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

494 *watches Nemesis hurrying after Hubris ... waving a sickle?*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (UWgy2)

495 Soros and his son backed Harris today with what, a trillion and a half?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (/zYHA)

496 But Trump said pussy so whatevs. I’m on Team Kamala.
-99.98% of Democrats

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (CsgRo)

497 399 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj
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That's the most coherent Biden I've heard in a long time. I want to see it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (VJFAr)

498 374 280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.

Is she going to implement the "Scalia solution" if Joe doesn't give up power willingly?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (SRRAx)


It will be interesting how long he stays away from the White House. How long will it take to modify several residence area rooms, Oval Office, and Situation Room rooms to accommodate an extra-special needs senior citizen?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

499 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (bFId9)




........Godzirrah...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

500 >>> "You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

And calling us ableist for pointing any of this out.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Eng1Z)

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WORSE! "Pouncing, Seizing, and Outraging Ableists!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (sQCUR)

501 Soros and his son backed Harris today with what, a trillion and a half?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (/zYHA)



Gotta match that Million a Month pledge by Musk to Trump PAC's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

502
It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

^^Prayers up for complete recovery.

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (n3DL0)

503 Does No One Here Remember House Of Cards?

https://youtu.be/Oz8RjPAD2Jk?si=88CCf2f8uZm5Fxwj

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM

*nods*

The real House of Cards.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Wnv9h)

504 Somebody walks into a campaign office and drops a big bag of money on the desk.

FEC:"what about that big bag of cash?"
"Small cash donations. The law says no need to report."
FEC:"Oh, OK."

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (i0F8b)

505 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus

Sure did. For odd amounts due to overseas exchange rates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (qZEuM)

506 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal



Commodius.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (6pLRH)

He was fairly young, was into gladiators and hunting animals for sport in arenas. Evacuated a country the previous emperor had a forever war in at the start of the reign. 1 point

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

507 the internet tells me that the average profit on a fast food sandwich is 5% to 15% so on a $5 sandwich the profit would be 50 cents if you use 10% middle.

Posted by: Half the Men in LA at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Mlhrz)

508 ^^Prayers up for complete recovery.
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (n3DL0)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

509 @500 Pouncing on someone who can't pounce is sort of ableist, just sayin.

Posted by: No Regerts at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (2xB3Z)

510 This is a Coup Coup. Joe's is being held in his own home. They faked everything. They've made it clear to Jill that if she doesn't play along, they'll kill someone close to her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (Gse2f)

511 OK, China might as well march into Taiwan tonight, tell the guys there, hey, you're all fucked, those clowns over in Washington will nevah evah lift a little finger, so kneel down, this won't hurt, it's over.

And over in Israel, they better get the delivery systems ready to get into elementary physics with Tehran's weapons sites, and start the countdown not from 10, but from 5.
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Realistically, China is years away from invading Taiwan... successfully. Sure, they can cause tremendous damage, but it's currently doubtful they'd be able to subjugate the island.

As for Israel, they pretty much have the Iranian nuclear program under lock and key. The second Israel thinks they've got the bomb, that bomb will be dropped on Tehran, and elsewhere.

So... internationally... the US influence has been diminished. For the last couple years. No country (other than Ukraine) depends on us.

As they should.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

512 >>> Meanwhile, Dems register (to vote) another 100K illegals every day of two, and their ballots WILL be cast, and counted in November. Even if they never actually vote ... Dems just need the Registered Voter lists, because Dems still have the greatest election fraud machine in history.

It's not all bad news:

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Eng1Z)

513 Bock still comes around, in the season, blake. yummy goodness. they make so many funny-flavor stuff these days it's actually hard to find plain ol' Leinie ("original") any more,

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (UWgy2)

514 Y’all see the new video of some woman getting shot in the face? The whole video is confusing as hell and escalates to an insane level.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (eZwyX)

515 Domitian

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (IG7T0)

516 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…


Biggus Dickheadus

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (i0F8b)

517 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!
Posted by: LizLem

Tee hee. You guys are so cute.
- Bucks County Ballot Counters

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (CsgRo)

518 Biggus Zittus

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (IG7T0)

519 It's not all bad news:

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Eng1Z)

There's a saying springing to mind. Something about counting chickens before they've hatched.

We'll only know after the election.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (6n42F)

520 It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

That's what my mom had done. That plus the chemo and radiation therapy took care of it. I know Mrs. Sponge will pull through also.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (oaGWv)

521 Nood.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (6n42F)

522 New thread about migrants - NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (w0+ZH)

523 It will be interesting how long he stays away from the White House. How long will it take to modify several residence area rooms, Oval Office, and Situation Room rooms to accommodate an extra-special needs senior citizen?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

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Just wheel him around strapped into a dolly with a metal mask a la Hannibal Lecter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (2F9za)

524 at least Presler is trying ...

easiest way to fail is to not even try.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (UWgy2)

525 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.
Posted by: LenNeal


........Godzirrah...........
Posted by: Sponge


Ultraman.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (6pLRH)

526 Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)
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Fair point, I was thinking more along the lines of grotesque perversion which involved the family, not length of time in office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah, that's a good fit though they were sisters not daughters. No brothers/nephews since Caligula's were all executed by Tiberius.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

527 Watched Winston Marshall, he said a few polls are closer than what Sundowner was putting up and 1 had The Ho slightly ahead.
They are not going to make that believable

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

528 I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert


He'll be dead before the weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (6pLRH)


I strongly suspect he's dead already.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (MkuC5)

529 Oh Lordy! The plot thickens.. Indie heads exploding in 3...2...1
For realsies!1

Trump’s Donation To Kamala Harris Resurfaces.
https://tinyurl.com/2mxryrp9

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (szWen)

530 Domitian
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (IG7T0)

I don't think there are a lot of dirt on Domitian. The Senators hated him and vice versa but for vague reasons (his brother and father were well liked). Even the Roman writers trashing him say the government ran well under him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

531 But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (bS+DD)


Well, yes. I have been calling that the Pulmonary-Embolism 2024 ticket.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (IFNME)

532 - big cyber attack by the junta coup plotters to quash the video
*checks paperclip ground strap connection to tin foil hat*
Posted by: BifBewalski


Before I read the last point, I was sure you'd go with "Biden is an android."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (hB7mE)

533 So has anyone asked kamala if she has spoken to the prezzy about this important matter?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 07:22 PM (R8JgY)

534 All I know is, I don't like the smell of Band-Aids. Whoever came up with Band-Aid scent got it wrong somehow. They smell all weird and medical. Maybe it's the glue.

I don't know about the rules for Presidential succession, but if Old Joe was in my personal office, I would remove him. Not out of animosity or differences in belief, but because he smells like Band-Aids, even on video.

Stop smelling like Band-Aids, Joe.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (MX0bI)

Kim Cheatle Continues to Stonewall Congress;
Democrat Ro Khanna Tells Her She Should Resign

Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever. Girlbosses crave power -- but not responsibility. When they fail, they look for a nearby White Man they can claim Failed to Position Them for Success.

From Not the Bee.

Here, she stonewalls Rep. Comer and claims she can't answer the most basic questions because... I don't know. She claims there's an investigation going on and she can't answer anything until the investigation is over.

What?

She continued stonewalling Jordan, telling him that she will not answer questions about discussions she had with her employees. He points out that she got a 9% raise while "cutting corners" in the agency.

She refuses to answer the question: How many times did you turn down Trump's requests for additional personnel and resources?

She evades by saying that "resources" can include many things, from manpower to tech solutions, but then also refuses to answer which Trump asked for.

She says she "takes responsibility," but then accepts no responsibllity for anything.


She continues insisting, Without Evidence, that she is somehow, in some way, the most qualified person to lead the Secret Service and won't resign because that would deprive the agency of her dubious leadership.

From David Strom, Nancy Mace shouted at her: "This is bullsh#t! You're full of sh#t!" It's kind of her shtick to be Congress' potty-mouthed party girl.


Leftwing Democrat Ro Khana says "this is bipartisan," and asks her what the Secret Service director did when Reagan was shot.

ny maga
@_johnnymaga

Omg Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle just got embarrassed by California Dem Ro Khanna for not knowing the history of the agency she runs

"You know what Stuart Knight did after [Regan's assassination attempt]?"

"He remained on duty."

"He resigned. He resigned."

Obviously she's steeped in the lore of Secret Service history.


Even AOC blasted Cheatle's refusal to answer any questions until her fake cover-up report is finished in 60 days.

"Saying a report will be done in 60 days before any real decisions are made is just not okay. It's been 10 days since a former president was targeted in an assassination attempt. We need some answers."

"This is about the safety of the most highly targeted and valued targets internationally and domestically in the United States of America. So, the idea that a report will be finalized in sixty days.. is simply not acceptable."

Meanwhile Trump is out there, being exposed to assassination by this DEI incompetent. (Is there any other kind...?)

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 Of course.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (qrUD3)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (O7YUW)

3 God protect PDT.
The Devil is certainly on the loose

Posted by: Jmel at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (bVhJi)

4 The reason she can stonewall is because a stonewall is not sloped.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (qrUD3)

5 That dude is worthless even for a federal employee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (LGV1j)

6 Nancy Mace is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (14URa)

7 4 The reason she can stonewall is because a stonewall is not sloped.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (qrUD3)

ISWYD.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (LJ9Iy)

8 Kimmy is on her way out. Dems wouldn't be yelling at her otherwise.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (VGOMa)

9 Cheatle says "We will not rest until the planners and perpetrators are brought to justice. Now let's go get something to eat."

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (qrUD3)

10 Jeebus, did anyone think Deep State would provide objective information on Trump's assassination before November? Yoos guys just love being played.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (n17eQ)

11 Not one can of soda died on my watch at Pepsi.

Posted by: Director Cheeto at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (+myjY)

12 Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever.

so women in general?

Posted by: ducks and runs at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (NGHTx)

13 also name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the tranny shoot at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (LGV1j)

14 The VA killed 300,000 veterans -- No one was truly punished
The IRS blocked conservative non-profits, thereby interfering with at least one election -- No punishment
The ATF forced gun sellers to sell guns to cartels -- No punishment

am I missing anything?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (TL7UX)

15 Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever.

so women in general?
Posted by: ducks and runs

-

STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (LGV1j)

16 Congress needs to legislate, or SCOTUS needs to decide, once and for all, that the Ongoing Investigation Gambit is no longer allowed in Congressional hearings.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (iRX3h)

17 Cheatlemania !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (NtVYv)

18 8 Kimmy is on her way out. Dems wouldn't be yelling at her otherwise.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (VGOMa)

It's become abundantly clear that she should be replaced by a woman of color.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (14URa)

19 She ain't going anywhere because there is nobody in charge to tell her to take a hike. biden certainly isn't even aware that somebody took a shot at Trump and harris is a fvcking moron that can only produce incoherent sound bites and doesn't have a single leadership bone in her body.


The democrat party is in flux and no one knows who is in charge or exactly what is going on so she is going to ride that dumpster fire to the finish line and get as much cash/retirement as she can.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (QNSds)

20 I can't answer that during an active investigation, and we are actively investigating when to start the investigation.

Posted by: Kimberly Cheet-ohs at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (uAczH)

21 If Cheatle crack, the Bullshit Parade cracks with her.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

22 Ace, did you see the video of Nancy Mace grilling Cheatle? Brutal.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (bS+DD)

23
Yeah, be careful of AOC. She's also in some sly way trying to get AR-15s banned.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (T3es0)

24

She is saying the same shit Mayorgus says, ongoing investigations etc

Mace is exciting with her nasty mouth.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (vwLK6)

25 am I missing anything?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM


* raises hand *

Posted by: Lon H. at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (D9pmM)

26 Here, she stonewalls Rep. Comer and claims she can't answer the most basic questions because... I don't know. She claims there's an investigation going on and she can't answer anything until the investigation is over.

The investigation is into why the assassination attempted failed right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (oZhjI)

27 so women in general?
Posted by: ducks and runs

Nope; Depends on the woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (dTTBf)

28 Just leave your keys, badge and nametag on the table. The Sergeant at Arms will pick them up.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (QSrLX)

29 Call it the ATFQ Act of 2024.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (iRX3h)

30 Wow, even the looniest of Lefty politicians is spooked that the Deep State can and will smoke a politician they don't like or who steps out of line or who says the wrong thing or who even wrong-thinks.

Finally a couple of them have figured out that if one politician can be targeted for transgressions, so can they!

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (bFId9)

31 Oh wait, yes you did see the Nancy Mace thing. I know I'm not supposed to read the content so I skipped it, but I snuck back to take a look.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (bS+DD)

32 Obviously she's steeped in the lore of Secret Service history.

I watched that movie with Clint Eastwood and Rene Russo.

Posted by: Kim Cheatle, Director, Keystone Service at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (OguvZ)

33 >>It's become abundantly clear that she should be replaced by a woman of color.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM

I agree. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (VGOMa)

34 She evades by saying that "resources" can include many things, from manpower to tech solutions, but then also refuses to answer which Trump asked for.
++++
Is there anything less conducive to the discovery of truth than a congressional hearing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (HnUIn)

35 I love the whole 'The buck stops here!' but 'Admit no fault' combo play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (y31cs)

36 She's just following the precedent of the original "girlboss" Janet Reno:

"I take full responsibility"- meaning, I've said the magic words and now I'll continue ignoring the people who think I should be held accountable.

These people have no shame, no guilt, no honor. They want power and will NEVER give it up willingly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (N1DT3)

37 You can keep the Depends.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (QSrLX)

38 If she talks she'll be *bidened.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (Q4IgG)

39 Way O/T, but worth looking into.

Maricopa County in AZ, is doing early voting for an election, and using the same voting machines as the last couple of elections.

Note, by LAW, those machines cannot be connected to the internet while voting is going on, and cannot be updated once they are 'certified' for that election...

Maricopa Country stopped early voting, when the Crowdstrike update happened...

You know, the voting machines that should not have gotten any update, apparently went down.

Makes ya go... hmmmm....

Posted by: Darwin at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (xaFKb)

40 32 Obviously she's steeped in the lore of Secret Service history.

I watched that movie with Clint Eastwood and Rene Russo.
Posted by: Kim Cheatle, Director, Keystone Service at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (OguvZ)

======

By "watched" she means, "she turned it on and then furiously turned it off because Clint's masculinity was so toxic that she just couldn't even."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

41 Nope; Depends on the woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (dTTBf)


Depends? I think you're looking for me then.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2026 at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (+myjY)

42 She wouldn't plan an assassination on her own.

The real question- who told you to do all this?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (tvIQJ)

43 This one is good:

https://youtu.be/4_5L5X9Uo2g

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (D9pmM)

44 So, Ms. Cheatle, what is it you would say you do here?

Posted by: The Bobs at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (3Fz6p)

45 Cheatle is doing the job the Biden Administration wanted.

Poor security for Trump is *intentional*.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (oZhjI)

46 The more we find out the more it looks like the secret service was deliberately minimizing Trump's protection.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (dZVON)

47 Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever. Girlbosses crave power -- but not responsibility.
_________________

They're not positioned for success!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

48 For those keeping score at home, Kamala's current delegate count is up to 1,150+ pledged delegates that have told AP or announced that they plan to support Harris at the convention.

She still needs about 800 more...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (exHjb)

49 Her career is deader than Joe.

Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (UnA8+)

50 She continues insisting, Without Evidence, that she is somehow, in some way, the most qualified person to lead the Secret Service and won't resign because that would deprive the agency of her dubious leadership.
++++
She got the job. It's a sinecure. It's *her* sinecure.

She won't give it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

51 These are both childless women, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (n17eQ)

52 So if Biden dies does he still get 2 years of secret service protection like his good friend McCain?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (Mlhrz)

53 How much slope would a roof slope slope, if a roof slope could slope roof?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (DyhEb)

54 Joe Biden pulse, respiration and maybe blood pressure...We're WAITING

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (QSrLX)

55 >> Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever.


To be fair, it's NOT about the Nail Ace.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (ffBQ0)

56 This was willowed but I had to save it...

All right. I'm going to level with you. The most important thing now is that you should all be calm, because there's no reason to panic. Now, it is true that one of the flight crew has been taken ill...slightly ill. But the other two pilots are just fine and at the controls flying the plane, safe and sound and free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (CwhoI)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (5AVMW)

57 Wasn't there a story awhile back about a female SS agent that went so nuts on the job they weren't able to cover it up? Like, she physically attacked someone? And then the backstory on her came out and it had been one thing after another leading up to it?

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (ei7q6)

58 Yep, Babi better double up on his security when he visits.

Cheater is not changing anything.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (Hkcdp)

59 Posted by: 29Victor

...

Just your periodic reminder that Rush Limbaugh once read a comment by 29Victor on-air.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (z/ifB)

60 Also, can I be amused that Beau Biden was a major part of Kamala's speech today...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (exHjb)

61 Power without Duty and Obligation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (y31cs)

62 Girlbosses don't take responsibility, ever. Girlbosses crave power -- but not responsibility. When they fail, they look for a nearby White Man they can claim Failed to Position Them for Success.

-

It can never be said enough:

Power / pay of a man, accountability of a child.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (LGV1j)

63 This is a dumpster fire on bath salts.

Good Lord

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (e1RnI)

64 What?

When?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Director Cheatle at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (Aqu9a)

65 When even AOC gets it?

You’re the idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (Hkcdp)

66 >>>Obviously she's steeped in the lore of Secret Service history.

Wild Wild West is her favorite show.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (xPl2J)

67 Cheatle's role was to provide incompletely protection for Trump.

The other side was to spin up the local known wolves and get one of them to show up...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (oZhjI)

68 The more we find out the more it looks like the secret service was deliberately minimizing Trump's protection.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (dZVON)

Which would make great cover for doing something purposely....

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (qrUD3)

69 We don't deserve this republic anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (d9LQi)

70 Where is the McCain funeral joke? Oh thats right, not so soon after pride month. My bad.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (QSrLX)

71 Obviously she's steeped in the lore of Secret Service history.
++++
In fairness, it was a question about Reagan.

Reagan was shot in 1981. 1981 is significantly before ca. 2012. For the Woke Folk, 2012 is approximately the start of history. Everything prior to that can be summarized down to, "{men|whites|capitalists} in charge doing bad things that a permanent stain to this day."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

72 36 She's just following the precedent of the original "girlboss" Janet Reno

Who was following the precedent of the IRA in the 1980s.
Oops, we didn't mean for all those kids to get killed or legless in that bombing we planted! We're sorry. So so sorry. Not sorry enough for any of us to turn ourselves in to the police, but very sorry indeed.

Posted by: the SS at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (gKWVE)

73 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (BbopU)

74 Can you provide any evidence that this was not coordinated by the FBI and SS?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (d9LQi)

75 She might if you are lucky know more in about 59 days.

You know after FBI contaminated the crime scene.

Posted by: sven at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (X0I7i)

76 Even AOC blasted Cheatle's refusal to answer any questions until her fake cover-up report is finished in 60 days.
++++
Oh, it'll be a real cover-up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

77 The more we find out the more it looks like the secret service was deliberately minimizing Trump's protection.

-

It's disturbing to understand where our nation is when "allowed it to happen" is the absolute best case scenario for a POTUS being shot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (LGV1j)

78 Naked Gun reference my be Snark of the Day...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (wBaIH)

79 I kind of wonder if they are trying to do a 25th amendment without doing a 25th amendment. Without a verifiable resignation personally from the President?

This just gets stranger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (y31cs)

80 We don't deserve this republic anymore.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (d9LQi)
++++
Well, the Republic is dead, so it is sort of academic at this point...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

81 Oh, this one was willowed as well....


476 BTW, I am always impressed with your analysis of things, so I think you might actually know some shit.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (5AVMW)

=======

You should probably change that. I know nothing, Jon Snow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)


Well, I did use the qualifiers "might" and "some", so I think I'll stand by my original statement.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (5AVMW)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (5AVMW)

82 This case is getting more conspiracy by the day.
Sure looking like they dropped security hoping for a event to happen.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (fwDg9)

83 Wow. just...wow.

These federal employees really think they are immune from any consequences.

One question I had - what the heck was she doing at the Republican National Convention? I mean...shat exactly?

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (nLFEI)

84 And then the backstory on her came out and it had been one thing after another leading up to it?
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM


How many times do you think YOU could watch Joe Biden swimming nude?

Posted by: That female SS agent at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (D9pmM)

85 She got the job. It's a sinecure. It's *her* sinecure.

She won't give it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

A sinecure don't mean shit when the satrap gets replaced.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (VoAdT)

86 Kim Cheatle kept referring to the investigation the FBI is doing.

The same FBI with the leadership team that will be arrested days after the inauguration for conspiracy and sedition and sentenced to decades in prison. Yeah, sure, they'll tell us it was a lone gunman, bullied, just looking to kill someone important. Just a series of strange coincidences and mistakes. No deep-state connection. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: jwest at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (VP9ao)

87 Apparently Rep. Fallon from TX said Cheatle should be fired immediately and go back to guarding Doritos. LOL.
"Legal Insurrection" site has his questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (dTTBf)

88 >>> Cheatle says "We will not rest until the planners and perpetrators are brought to justice. Now let's go get something to eat."

Secret Service Director Frank Drebin

Posted by: Brian at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (KRtlO)

89 ... These federal employees really think they are immune from any consequences. ...
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (nLFEI)
++++
And what is the evidence to the contrary?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

90 I'll say it again,in a communist government no one gets fired or resigns. If they embarrass dear leader or the party they are denounced , cancelled and sometimes murdered. I'm good with that . Cheadle did her bs today and didn't embarrass the leader or party by telling secrets.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (qejsy)

91 JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023. I would love to know how the people posting claimed to get that info...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (oZhjI)

92 She'll share all the details...in 60 days.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (nLFEI)

93 Oh yes, Ktgreat - forgot about her. She was a DEI hire and attacked a colleague iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

94 A sinecure don't mean shit when the satrap gets replaced.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (VoAdT)
++++
Yup. She is in the "spoils" part of government, not the "professional" part of government. She's out when the next president comes in (unless, maybe, it's Harris).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

95 Crack in the conspiracy theory.

If this was supposed to go down as planned, wouldn't they have already figured out an off ramp for Cheatle?

I mean, Trump is supposed to be dead right now.

How do you not anticipate this amount of blowback?

Unless this is her punishment for not getting the job done.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (KbCG3)

96 I could maybe give some pointers on this subject, perhaps? How this was actually supposed to work in the end?

Posted by: Uriah the Hittite at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (tT6L1)

97 She got the job. It's a sinecure. It's *her* sinecure.

--

Someone might need her to occasionally go into a bathroom to see if any bad guys are lurking in a stall or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (LGV1j)

98 The federal government is an out of control enemy of the American people. I'd say what I think should happen to 98% of them but I might get in trouble.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (17s+e)

99 For your tin foil hat enjoyment, what if Deep State - Global Division was trying to get both Trump and Biden out at the same time to create chaos, especially with one brain cell kamala taking over?

Although coinkydink is the more occom's razor answer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (Mlhrz)

100 Why is Kneel Cuntvuto still have a fucking show????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (5AVMW)

101 48 For those keeping score at home, Kamala's current delegate count is up to 1,150+ pledged delegates that have told AP or announced that they plan to support Harris at the convention.

She still needs about 800 more...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (exHjb)

------

Much to my surprise, the convention will be a love-fest for Harris. The left truly HATES America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (JeYYB)

102 Seeing a little of the utube video.

Byron Donalds questioning Cheadle, really makes her look like an idiot

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (szrmA)

103 I have to give Khanna props for what he said and being a Democrat, I almost fell off of my chair.

I see Nancy Mace went full Vinny Gambino on Cheatle. I agree with her anger, but not her method.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (oiNtH)

104
Unless this is her punishment for not getting the job done.


If Trump doesn't move his head slightly during that speech he's dead right now and the Republicans have no candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (oZhjI)

105 Just your periodic reminder that Rush Limbaugh once read a comment by 29Victor on-air.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 04:29 PM (z/ifB)

I'd frame that and put it on my wall if I were Victor.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (N1DT3)

106 Apparently Rep. Fallon from TX said Cheatle should be fired immediately and go back to guarding Doritos. LOL.
"Legal Insurrection" site has his questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (dTTBf)

Doritos are a vital part of our national culture and deserve better protection that Cheatle.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (eoQWY)

107 The same FBI with the leadership team that will be arrested days after the inauguration for conspiracy and sedition and sentenced to decades in prison. Yeah, sure, they'll tell us it was a lone gunman, bullied, just looking to kill someone important. Just a series of strange coincidences and mistakes. No deep-state connection. Nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by: jwest at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (VP9ao)

The same FBI that sent armed men to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (rj6Yv)

108 104
Unless this is her punishment for not getting the job done.

If Trump doesn't move his head slightly during that speech he's dead right now and the Republicans have no candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (oZhjI)

========

That would probably be the least of America's worries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

109 If Trump doesn't move his head slightly during that speech he's dead right now and the Republicans have no candidate.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (oZhjI)
++++
Yup.

It's a good thing he's an animated speaker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (HnUIn)

110 Petticoat Junction!
And that's Uncle Joe
He's a-movin' kind of slow
At the junction...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (TGPs7)

111 From David Strom, Nancy Mace shouted at her: "This is bullsh#t! You're full of sh#t!" It's kind of her shtick to be Congress' potty-mouthed party girl.

She really tore her up. However, it was unfortunate that we never got to see her cans.
*throws lure into water in front of Fen*

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (xCA6C)

112 Maybe Hillary has a dinner "meeting" with her later this week

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (szrmA)

113 I see reuters is already giving kammy the halo treatment

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (d9LQi)

114
91 JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023. I would love to know how the people posting claimed to get that info...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22

Here is the twitchy feed on it - if this is true, my tinfoil hat prediction that Joe called this, screwed it up, and now has to go before it explodes might be closer to the truth than I imagined.

https://tinyurl.com/2uu4btsp

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (p4NUW)

115 This C*unt refuses to answer how many bullet casings were near the body, This on going investigation so I can’t answer questions, She needs to answer these questions and hold her into contempt

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (FCrpy)

116 Byron Donalds questioning Cheadle, really makes her look like an idiot
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 04:32 PM (szrmA)

It's like Joe Montana trying to play catch with a nematode.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (VoAdT)

117 O/T

Nancy Mace has a mouth that in my youth, some of my friends would describe as a "BJ mouth."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (d9fT1)

118 104
Unless this is her punishment for not getting the job done.

If Trump doesn't move his head slightly during that speech he's dead right now and the Republicans have no candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (oZhjI)

And the blowback on Cheatle is magnified times a million.

How'd they get her to go along with this?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

119 When you took responsibility, someone gave you that responsibility and some detailed plans to allow an assassination. Who? Shall we consult the NSA?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (tvIQJ)

120 I believe Democrats are unhappy with Cheatle and want her scalp. I suspect members of Congress depend on a competent USSS to keep them safe.

Amazing what self interest will do when it comes to partisan politics.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

121 The same FBI that sent armed men to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers.
Posted by: mrp

-

In street clothes.

I'm guessing there have been more than a few assassination attempts. They just had to be more obvious with this one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (LGV1j)

122 Right, none of this “not under oath” bullshit either.

Everybody, even the fucking post office letter carriers take an oath.

You get sworn in. Ain’t nobody sworn you OUT.

You work for the government you need to speak candidly and no bullshit about “can’t comment” or “that’s a personnel issue”

Fuck You.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (e1RnI)

123 They ought to call her in once a week and get a status report. She can't be trusted.

And why are the Dems siding with the Repubs? What's the play?

Posted by: PJU at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (G1dq6)

124 114 Here is the twitchy feed on it - if this is true, my tinfoil hat prediction that Joe called this, screwed it up, and now has to go before it explodes might be closer to the truth than I imagined.

https://tinyurl.com/2uu4btsp
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (p4NUW)

=======

I don't want it to be true. That would be truly awful.

This may be why I lean more towards, "they starved his security and just kinda hoped."

Which is somehow better. Somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

125 It's Mayorkas' place to fire her

she works for him


how likely do you think it to be that she will be fired?

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (/7KEl)

126 88 >>> Cheatle says "We will not rest until the planners and perpetrators are brought to justice. Now let's go get something to eat."

Secret Service Director Frank Drebin
Posted by: Brian at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM (KRtlO)


KFC and Taco Bell, thank you!!

Posted by: Gravy-Loving Cheatle at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (5AVMW)

127 For those keeping score at home, Kamala's current delegate count is up to 1,150+ pledged delegates that have told AP or announced that they plan to support Harris at the convention.

She still needs about 800 more...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM


There is no question that she is going to be the nominee. The only real questions are who is she going to pick for her running mate and what is going to happen to all of that money that biden raised.


Remember kamala is radioactive and no one wants to be her VP pick.


I have no doubt they will change the rules/laws soon to favor harris but right now all of the money that joe biden raised has to go back to the donors. His campaign is over and done with and campaign finance laws are clear, when it's over any money left has to be returned to donors after all of the bills are paid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (QNSds)

128 125 It's Mayorkas' place to fire her

she works for him


how likely do you think it to be that she will be fired?
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (/7KEl)

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At this point, I'd say 50/50.

Firing her has little downside at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

129 Ah, so THAT'S why the DHS opened up an investigation on a Sunday. To give this idiot cover to use the ole "I can't comment on an ongoing investigation"...routine.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (dIske)

130 If Trump doesn't move his head slightly during that speech he's dead right now and the Republicans have no candidate.
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Yup.

It's a good thing he's an animated speaker.

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Didn't I hear someone making the point that the MAGA hat played a crucial role in it? Anyone remember that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (LGV1j)

131 >>JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023.


You would be amazed how many people in the comments have been in the vicinity of an FBI Office in the last 72 hours.

It's not like they aren't in every other municipality.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (ffBQ0)

132 The same FBI that sent armed men to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (rj6Yv)
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And told us the authorization for lethal force was SOP, even when raiding the house of a former president.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (tT6L1)

133 Susan Crabtree @susancrabtree 4h
‼️AOC is actually doing a much better job than many Republicans in grilling Cheatle about the security lapses surrounding Trump's assassination attempt.

She says she is esp. sensitive to security threats because she faces a lot of them, including at least one that she has not publicly disclosed.

AOC pressed Cheatle on the decision to leave the building where the shooter perched out of the official event security perimeter.
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And she hopes to run herself some day.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (wse2C)

134 91 JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023. I would love to know how the people posting claimed to get that info...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22

Here is the twitchy feed on it - if this is true, my tinfoil hat prediction that Joe called this, screwed it up, and now has to go before it explodes might be closer to the truth than I imagined.

https://tinyurl.com/2uu4btsp
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (p4NUW)

Like when the FBI set up a kidnapping plot in Michigan that wouldn’t happen at all.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (FCrpy)

135 BUT

Cheatle knows that Congress is weak, and her job is safe

the only person who can make her quit is her

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (/7KEl)

136 >>It's a good thing he's an animated speaker.


God Bless Chart!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (ffBQ0)

137 This C*unt refuses to answer how many bullet casings were near the body, This on going investigation so I can’t answer questions, She needs to answer these questions and hold her into contempt
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (FCrpy)

Just send a mess of Congress Police to grab the files.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

138 Gawping here, Boss!!

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (uCfKO)

139 Look, show up with a little red meat for congress. provide at least a few answers. A few things you might say:

1) People will be held accountable for the lapse in security.

2) How many shots were fired and how many shells casings found.

3) Just a general sense of what they are doing.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (nLFEI)

140 She really tore her up. However, it was unfortunate that we never got to see her cans.
*throws lure into water in front of Fen*
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (xCA6C)

Like DH says, "Okay, take off your top."

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (cPl+1)

141 Seeing a little of the utube video.

Byron Donalds questioning Cheadle,

really makes her look like an idiot
Posted by: Bruce


Pretty low bar.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (6pLRH)

142 This may be why I lean more towards, "they starved his security and just kinda hoped."

I agree.

And I think it comes from Mayorkas. I don't blame her for being afraid of him. He's a soulless lying Cyborg.

Posted by: PJU at July 22, 2024 04:37 PM (G1dq6)

143 50...She got the job. It's a sinecure. It's *her* sinecure.

She won't give it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

Dr Jill said I didn't have to resign!
-Pepsi Grrrlboss

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (Rbu5d)

144 Ha ha ha
@guypbenson
·
2h
The first person to get thrown out of a major job within the Biden-Harris operation, due to a high-profile failure, was Joe Biden

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (EGSGm)

145 Patrick Webb
@RealPatrickWebb
11m
BREAKING: Due to the absence of President Biden, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu is now requesting a meeting with former President Donald Trump, according to reports.
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Smart move, Bibi.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (3ImbR)

146 >>This C*unt refuses to answer how many bullet casings were near the body,


Hard to answer. What...with the sloped roof and all.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (ffBQ0)

147 Did Cheatle actually plan where the agents were on that day? As far as I know no one has specifically been revealed to have been that person...or the person the local cops were trying to get to do SOMETHING when they spotted the shooter.

We need to know who the planner and the person managing coms were that day...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (oZhjI)

148 They write it off, Jerry. They just write it off.

Posted by: Guy pretending to be that Kramer Guy at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (KRtlO)

149 >>One question I had - what the heck was she doing at the Republican National Convention? I mean...shat exactly?

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:31 PM

Escaping.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (VGOMa)

150 The shooter was literally eye level with the secret service command post. They were in a second floor room right behind the building he shot from. He climbed the air conditioner right in front of their window. They could have reached out and slapped him in the head.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (d9LQi)

151 Kamala's current delegate count is up to 1,150+ pledged delegates that have told AP or announced that they plan to support Harris at the convention.

She still needs about 800 more...


800 more?! I am definitely going to need more lip balm

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (LTIZV)

152 And why are the Dems siding with the Repubs? What's the play?
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To end the negative news of Dem incompetence and to clear the stage for the Incredible Kamala Show.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (n17eQ)

153 > JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023. I would love to know how the people posting claimed to get that info...
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They're not talking either.... which is proper. It was likely provided by his carrier. Like, someone inside with access to the data and they provided it to this "Oversight Project" group who then massaged it for mass consumption on X.

If you have or use Google Maps there's a "timeline" feature that has all your GPS info... where you've been and when. If you have that feature turned on. It's on by default, BTW.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (Q4IgG)

154 The shooter was literally eye level with the secret service command post. They were in a second floor room right behind the building he shot from. He climbed the air conditioner right in front of their window. They could have reached out and slapped him in the head.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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And at the same approximate angle to the POTUS as the shooter.

I bet there were shell casings in that room.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (LGV1j)

155 So there is agreement Cheatle will not cooperate and there will be no accountability.

Anyone in congress actually going to do something about it?

Signs point towards no...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (oZhjI)

156 Here is the twitchy feed on it - if this is true, my tinfoil hat prediction that Joe called this, screwed it up, and now has to go before it explodes might be closer to the truth than I imagined.

https://tinyurl.com/2uu4btsp
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (p4NUW)

Real problem is the deep state is Yuge... and undirected.

There are a bunch of lower level people, making illegal decisions, and ACTING ON THEM, knowing those higher will cover for them.

It's like the Jan 6 crap, which while started by DC, became nationwide in every office because they KNEW it was the Path to Promotion, and any stomping on Civil Rights, would go unpunished.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (xaFKb)

157 Cheatl will go because shea Bidenite, that's my prediction

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (EGSGm)

158 132 The same FBI that sent armed men to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (rj6Yv)
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And told us the authorization for lethal force was SOP, even when raiding the house of a former president.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 04:36 PM (tT6L1)

Considering Melania's underwear budget, I suspect several of those asshats now have souvenirs. They should really return the underwear, don't you think?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (cPl+1)

159 152 And why are the Dems siding with the Repubs? What's the play?
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To end the negative news of Dem incompetence and to clear the stage for the Incredible Kamala Show.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (n17eQ)

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I suspect it's more along the lines of, "The assassination attempt is being blamed on Democrats and they need some theater to try and blunt it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

160 I don't want it to be true. That would be truly awful.

This may be why I lean more towards, "they starved his security and just kinda hoped."

Which is somehow better. Somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

Starved his security is an obvious.

But what are the odds there was a shooter at that exact rally?

I mean, if these nuts were showing up at every other rally, they'd be making news.

So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?

Slim. None. The odds of my wife giving a very receptive Kate Upton permission to Kamala my Willie.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

161 JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023. I would love to know how the people posting claimed to get that info...
Posted by: 18-1 a

Follow @TonySeruga

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 04:40 PM (d9LQi)

162 campaign finance laws are clear, when it's over any money left has to be returned to donors after all of the bills are paid.

Ah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

163 160 Starved his security is an obvious.

But what are the odds there was a shooter at that exact rally?

I mean, if these nuts were showing up at every other rally, they'd be making news.

So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?

Slim. None. The odds of my wife giving a very receptive Kate Upton permission to Kamala my Willie.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

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Who says they weren't starving his security at his others? Just because there wasn't an attempt that got close enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

164 JackStraw earlier linked someone on twitter claiming that Crook's phone shows he was in the same area as an FBI office in 2023.


You would be amazed how many people in the comments have been in the vicinity of an FBI Office in the last 72 hours.

It's not like they aren't in every other municipality.
Posted by: garrett


Define "area". 150 ft circle like a USSS protection detail or like a city?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (6pLRH)

165 I would have paid good money to see Jordan quote "the bobs" from office space.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (JfxgE)

166 Unless this is her punishment for not getting the job done.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Yup
Took a shot at a king and missed

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (EGSGm)

167 I will at least give credit to Cheatle for answering yes-or-no questions with a yes or no. Unlike the usual word-salad equivocation that most of the fed officials spew forth under questioning.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (XMwZJ)

168 I suspect it's more along the lines of, "The assassination attempt is being blamed on Democrats and they need some theater to try and blunt it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

I'll be honest, I think there's a tinge of fear. Things got pushed a bit further than most probably would've felt comfortable with. The temperature went up bigly and they're feeling heat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

169
So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?


Yep. This is a key key point. If security had arrested even just a few would be antifa assassins and then this guy got through? Believable.

But the very first time one shows up he's given a perfect venue to shoot from and actually manages to shoot the president? Not believable.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (oZhjI)

170 So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?

Slim. None. The odds of my wife giving a very receptive Kate Upton permission to Kamala my Willie.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

And that this lone gunman would hit the exact weak spot of the security first try.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (eoQWY)

171 Nancy Mace has a mouth that in my youth, some of my friends would describe as a "BJ mouth."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (d9fT1)

Sorry, Chuck, but really? A "BJ Mouth"? I grew up in NYC, then Long Island, then Upstate, and never ever heard that. I recall saying things with my friends like "Shit, I would love her to suck my c**k!!. Etc..."

But BJ Mouth?

What polite youngsters you were.

Posted by: Gravy-Loving Cheatle at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (5AVMW)

172 I mean, if these nuts were showing up at every other rally, they'd be making news.

So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?

Slim. None. The odds of my wife giving a very receptive Kate Upton permission to Kamala my Willie.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


And Slim AND None have both left the building.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (6pLRH)

173 57 Wasn't there a story awhile back about a female SS agent that went so nuts on the job they weren't able to cover it up? Like, she physically attacked someone? And then the backstory on her came out and it had been one thing after another leading up to it? Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (ei7q6)

A female secret service agent guarding Kamala got into a brawl with other agents. It was described as a "medical matter". A lot of questions on how this unstable idiot got hired, but it got all swept under the rug.

The agent (Herczeg) began mumbling to herself, hiding behind curtains and throwing menstrual pads and other items at another agent, telling her colleagues they were “going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God.”

She was previously fired by the Dallas cops before becoming an SS agent - she claimed it was sexual harassment.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (nLFEI)

174 >>So, what're the odds that they starved his security at a rally where a shooter just happened to be?


Considering that the Trump Org has been requesting increased Security for 2 years tells you that it wasn't just this event.
It was ALL of the events.

The window was open the entire time.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (ffBQ0)

175 Who says they weren't starving his security at his others? Just because there wasn't an attempt that got close enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

Because this one coincides with a DOCTOR Jill "last-minute" event, which according to Naomi Wolf is simply a thing that does not happen.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

176 >>You would be amazed how many people in the comments have been in the vicinity of an FBI Office in the last 72 hours.

>>It's not like they aren't in every other municipality.

True. But that particular FBI office is in Washington, DC not western PA where the shooter lived.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (LkLld)

177 The US Secret Cervix Director is a clear & present threat & danger to our National Security.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (bxDDB)

178 53 How much slope would a roof slope slope, if a roof slope could slope roof?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (DyhEb)
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Who you calling slope. You leave now.

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #02 at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (qfLjt)

179 Mayorkas should be fired too. He's an absolute ass.

A retarded ass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (JeYYB)

180 168 I'll be honest, I think there's a tinge of fear. Things got pushed a bit further than most probably would've felt comfortable with. The temperature went up bigly and they're feeling heat.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

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I've seen two polls (spit) that showed a clear majority of the American public (including something like 30% of Democrats) blame Democrat messaging on the assassination attempt.

And the campaign re-upped its same messaging less than 2 days later.

You know what a Kamala candidacy does? Allows them to change campaign strategies. There was already talk of Obama's team ready to swoop in and take over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

181 Nancy Mace has a mouth that in my youth, some of my friends would describe as a "BJ mouth."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (d9fT1)

Sounds like a plus to me.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (iODuv)

182 Even AOC gave Kim Cheatle a hard time.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (+H2BX)

183 Does anyone in the horde know if Trump has secured his own security detail ? Big hulking guys who are former special forces and who don't fuck around. Secret Service can still hang out at a concession stand or to check vehicles.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (oiNtH)

184 They had been starving his security for some time.
This wasn't a one off.

Like I said before, if you aren't one of tge "elite", you will get jack shit and like it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (elaR+)

185 57 Wasn't there a story awhile back about a female SS agent that went so nuts on the job they weren't able to cover it up? Like, she physically attacked someone? And then the backstory on her came out and it had been one thing after another leading up to it?
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (ei7q6)

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Lots of stories of shitty SS "protection" including one of a guy who climbed the White House fence and made it into the White House while Obama was President. Only one of Obama's daughters was in the residence section at the time.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (CQ8KO)

186 175 Who says they weren't starving his security at his others? Just because there wasn't an attempt that got close enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

Because this one coincides with a DOCTOR Jill "last-minute" event, which according to Naomi Wolf is simply a thing that does not happen.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

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Plus the 2 years of asking for increased security from Trump's team.

They were waiting for someone to do something for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

187
I'll be honest, I think there's a tinge of fear.


A week ago the narrative was:

All political violence comes from the right
The Federal police agencies are smart, competent and keeping us safe from rightwing violence
Joe Biden is vigorous and healthy and the best man for the job of president in America

Now if you are some leftist true believer...and Ro might be...imagine how shocked you are right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (oZhjI)

188
Good, solid investigative reporting is going on in order to build a solid narrative the handmaiden press can bring to the public to prove nothing is going on here, conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (j4U/Z)

189 You know what a Kamala candidacy does? Allows them to change campaign strategies. There was already talk of Obama's team ready to swoop in and take over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

Joe's ability to f*ck things up, amirite?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

190 I hate we are even questioning this could have been the admin behind it. We should be laughing at how ludicrous that is - yet here we are going “maybe they really did…”. It’s unsettling, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (p4NUW)

191 A female secret service agent guarding Kamala got into a brawl with other agents. It was described as a "medical matter". A lot of questions on how this unstable idiot got hired, but it got all swept under the rug.

The agent (Herczeg) began mumbling to herself, hiding behind curtains and throwing menstrual pads and other items at another agent, telling her colleagues they were “going to burn in hell and needed to listen to God.”

She was previously fired by the Dallas cops before becoming an SS agent - she claimed it was sexual harassment.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (nLFEI)

Given Biden's cliques treatment of Kamala, this assignment makes all kinds of sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

192 I may be mistaken, but if Cheatle resigned, then she would be out of reach of some actions which Congress could compel. Democrats are braying for her resignation because it would put her out of reach. There's grandstanding, and then there's CYA. Happy coincidence for a politician if it can be both.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (MZ+PY)

193 Barack Obama doesn’t endorse Kamala Harris, says Dems will pick ‘outstanding nominee.

Why is Obama Racist and what does he have against a Real Kinda Black Woman from achieving the Highest Office in the USA ????

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (38eU4)

194 This is the thread about the phones locations

https://x.com/OversightPR/status/
1815446054428352591

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (EGSGm)

195 The whole story of the crazy SS agent is nuts - she should have NEVER been hired. But DEI BS, she claimed she was wrongfully accused of being a nut, and it was all about misogyny. Then she proceeded to act nutty on the job.

This is what the current director has been doing - finding women, and minorities that are obvious unfit for duty, and placing them in high profile protection scenarios. It's how you get an assassination attempt on Trump.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (nLFEI)

196 I hate we are even questioning this could have been the admin behind it. We should be laughing at how ludicrous that is - yet here we are going “maybe they really did…”. It’s unsettling, honestly.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (p4NUW)

well it is about the 27th illegal and immoral conspiracy since 2020 or so. It's shock level should be going down.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

197 Considering that the Trump Org has been requesting increased Security for 2 years tells you that it wasn't just this event.
It was ALL of the events.

The window was open the entire time.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (ffBQ0)

Apparently Dan Bongino was sounding the alarm almost a year ago. I don't have the video link, sorry.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (dtlDP)

198 192 I may be mistaken, but if Cheatle resigned, then she would be out of reach of some actions which Congress could compel. Democrats are braying for her resignation because it would put her out of reach. There's grandstanding, and then there's CYA. Happy coincidence for a politician if it can be both.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (MZ+PY)

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I have to believe that's true. Paraphrase: The dems don't take a dump without a plan."

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (JeYYB)

199 Meanwhile, in Delaware -

"Joe, Joe! Wake up! The other Handlers and I decided you have to fire Kim Cheatle, becau..."

"No! No! I have not yet begun to Cheatle! Now give more applesauce."

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (5fDan)

200 190 I hate we are even questioning this could have been the admin behind it. We should be laughing at how ludicrous that is - yet here we are going “maybe they really did…”. It’s unsettling, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (p4NUW)

By all rights, the candidate and presumptive next president should be dead.

Nobody has been held to account and every excuse seems to come from a failed sitcom.

This should be unsettling.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

201 From David Strom, Nancy Mace shouted at her: "This is bullsh#t! You're full of sh#t!" It's kind of her shtick to be Congress' potty-mouthed party girl.

She really tore her up. However, it was unfortunate that we never got to see her cans.
*throws lure into water in front of Fen*
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (xCA6C)

To be accurate, Representative Mace said "bullsh*t" first , which was followed by several interrogatories, all of which were non-answered. This resulted with the congresswoman referring to Ms. Cheatle's non-compliance by shouting "You're full of s*it!"

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)

202
The most basic question in the world? How many shell casings on the 'sloped' roof?

'I don't know' is the answer?

Fvcking fire the incompetent bitch. She's either incompetent to historic proportions or in on it. Either way needs to be gone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (RKVpM)

203 Meanwhile Trump is out there, being exposed to assassination by this DEI incompetent. (Is there any other kind...?)

--------------

Death.
Evisceration.
Incompetence.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (bxDDB)

204 183 Does anyone in the horde know if Trump has secured his own security detail ? Big hulking guys who are former special forces and who don't fuck around. Secret Service can still hang out at a concession stand or to check vehicles.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM

He can hire his own security, but they won’t have the badge behind them and the ability to do things the USSS, FBI or even police can do.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (p4NUW)

205 LenNeal, the bubble hard core Lefties live in is impenetrable except for the bullet that gets them.
I think Biden is in hospice care and will be dead by Friday.
Two of my out there thoughts is that the Dems will have Trump win to prove both 2020 and 2024 as legit and that the Cheat is sentient and makes its own demands.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (IG7T0)

206 Biden's SS Agents should be 5 foot tall, 110 pound Women to protect him. Why does he hate small skinny women SS agents ???

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 22, 2024 04:48 PM (38eU4)

207 Rep. YD would ask "Why did you pull a Serpico on Trump? Why did you set him up to die? Why aren't you chained to the wall of a squalid dungeon? Also, why are you so ugly?

I yield the remainder of my time to the corrupt Secret Service ladybitch so she can explain her murderous agency's manifold sins to her countrymen."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

208 Who you calling slope. You leave now.
Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #02 at July 22, 2024 04:43 PM (qfLjt)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 04:48 PM (DRSnL)

209 Listening to THERE WILL BE BOURBON and interview with a former SS agent and how that he would not be home for months without a break, 3 months without a break, no wonder they have high turnover

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:48 PM (FCrpy)

210 Not only was Trump's Secret Service detail diminished, it was staffed at the time with DHS "investigators" with zero Service training. Thus, they did not know the various protocols... for physical protection, area protection, incident response, etc.

The Secret Service has a very specific set of "rules" they follow when actively protecting their charge. This bunch didn't follow them. Either deliberately or through stupidity. Or both.

It was planned. By this administration. Junta. Whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (Q4IgG)

211 A female secret service agent guarding Kamala got into a brawl with other agents. It was described as a "medical matter". A lot of questions on how this unstable idiot got hired, but it got all swept under the rug.

Oh, I think we all know the answer to that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (xCA6C)

212
And she hopes to run herself some day.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C)

==========

Is she an idiot? Of course she'll be treated differently. Different rules for different protectees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (T3es0)

213 How can anyone be against her?

She's stunning and brave! Can't you see this?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (5Seyi)

214 From David Strom, Nancy Mace shouted at her: "This is bullsh#t! You're full of sh#t!" It's kind of her shtick to be Congress' potty-mouthed party girl.

Reverse the parties for a moment. Imagine in 2020 this happened to Biden or 2004 to Lurch. Now how would Dem congress people be acting? What would the media be saying?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (oZhjI)

215 The expression of hatred was hard to miss. She forgot to change her expression to communicate "fellow traveler" to the execrable Rep Raskin, even when he went with pity she had to endure the contentious grilling, at the start pf his time. Even when he went with both/sidesem and gun violence and mass shootings everywhere.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 04:49 PM (/zYHA)

216 You know what a Kamala candidacy does? Allows them to change campaign strategies. There was already talk of Obama's team ready to swoop in and take over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

No it doesn't. Ask them what they would do different than Joe, or why they just changed their mind if they say they would do different. VP doesn't get to remove any albatrosses.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

217 So, I'm wondering what the rest of Joe's delegates are waiting for? To see him? To hear it from his mouth he wants Kamala?

I mean, after a full blitz as the media said of "shock and awe" and getting every real candidate to bow out, she still only moved the needle from 500 to high 1100s today...with 800 to go. You'd think she'd have run the whole 3800 Joe delegates b/c in theory, they were voting for Joe and her anyway...unless way more of those folks distrust or hate Kamala than I would have thought.

Remember, these delegates are Joe's literal best friends b/c they are his slate...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (exHjb)

218 209 Listening to THERE WILL BE BOURBON and interview with a former SS agent and how that he would not be home for months without a break, 3 months without a break, no wonder they have high turnover
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024

Military deployments?

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (p4NUW)

219 This beach brunette in a dress resents the deep corruption and absence of accountability in the United States Government:
http://tiny.cc/d569zz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (HnUIn)

220 194 This is the thread about the phones locations

https://x.com/OversightPR/status/
1815446054428352591
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (EGSGm)

I don't understand how they get the cell phone location data?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (LJ9Iy)

221 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 1h
Wow, just watching the Fake News, and they’re doing their very best to turn the Worst President in the History of our Country into a “Brilliant and Heroic Leader” (He was heroic because he quit!), and to turn “Dumb as a Rock” Kamala Harris from a totally failed and insignificant Vice President into a future “Great” President. No, it just doesn’t work that way!

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 37m
Why does FoxNews put on Eric Swalwell (Martha!), the total sleazebag Congressman from California? Where is his Chinese Spy girlfriend? What is wrong with FoxNews? It’s RINO Paul Ryan’s fault!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (wse2C)

222 Plus the 2 years of asking for increased security from Trump's team.

They were waiting for someone to do something for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
----
There has to be a rather lengthy paper trail on this debacle that Trump's team can provide on a moment's notice, if only because they would have records of the requests and denials.

No way SS can spin their way around that, no matter how hard they try.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (7fElN)

223 216 You know what a Kamala candidacy does? Allows them to change campaign strategies. There was already talk of Obama's team ready to swoop in and take over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

No it doesn't. Ask them what they would do different than Joe, or why they just changed their mind if they say they would do different. VP doesn't get to remove any albatrosses.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

=======

Since when does "campaign strategy" mean "the reality on the ground"?

They can change their ads from "Trump is Hitler" to "Kamala is the future". That's what changing the campaign strategy means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

224 I don't understand how they get the cell phone location data?

If I understand it they bought the tracking data from ad companies.

Also...makes you want to throw your phone out doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (oZhjI)

225 Who says they weren't starving his security at his others? Just because there wasn't an attempt that got close enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)


According to reports, the Butler rally was sort of a last minute decision, as was DOCTOR Jill's dinner and whatever public knob polishing that Kamala also went to that day.
I would like to know who had the bright idea of Butler, and who had the Yes/No decision power over that one as opposed to any other site.

If it is someone in DHS or SSS, overseeing the security, then that is suspicious and you look for links to DOCTOR Jill, if it is Trump's own campaign team, then that fellah needs to do GOTV in Guam for double pay and per diem, where he can't do more harm, and find out who he talks to

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (D7oie)

226 216 You know what a Kamala candidacy does? Allows them to change campaign strategies. There was already talk of Obama's team ready to swoop in and take over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

No it doesn't. Ask them what they would do different than Joe, or why they just changed their mind if they say they would do different. VP doesn't get to remove any albatrosses.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

Young (er)
1st woman
1st black woman
1st Asian woman
Hope
Woman, woman, woman.

Yeah, there's a lot of change Kamala gives them at the top of the ticket...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

227 The assassination attempt crystallizes several things:

1) Biden and the progressives are incompetent at their jobs.

2) This DEI nonsense is actually dangerous.

3) Progressives have been agitating for violence, and still are.

4) Progressives are stunningly arrogant and entitled.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (nLFEI)

228 222 There has to be a rather lengthy paper trail on this debacle that Trump's team can provide on a moment's notice, if only because they would have records of the requests and denials.

No way SS can spin their way around that, no matter how hard they try.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (7fElN)

========

"If Trump dies, then we go back to 2012."
-The Democrats

"You mean 2003, right?"
-The GOPe

"Sure. Whatever faggot."
-The Democrats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

229 This beach brunette in a dress resents the deep corruption and absence of accountability in the United States Government:

I think that's a picture of a young Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (xCA6C)

230
I'd rather see Congress have hearings on biden's fake "covid," an obvious lie to the American People.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (H9dsb)

231
Apparently a proof-of-life sighting of Joey has been taken by his doctor (believe that) who says he's better.

Refuses to meet with Bibi after his plane took off from Israel, so is meeting with Trump, who will no doubt be arrested for doing so.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (j4U/Z)

232 Someone (Mace, MTG/ I forget) got Cheatl to admit the FBI had told her how many casings were on the roof but she wasn't gonna tell Congress.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (EGSGm)

233 220 194 This is the thread about the phones locations

https://x.com/OversightPR/status/
1815446054428352591
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:46 PM (EGSGm)

I don't understand how they get the cell phone location data?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (LJ9Iy)

Sounds like private leakers...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (exHjb)

234 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (5AVMW)
-----------------------------------------------
Holy Cow! A fellow "boomer", (although I'm Gen X). I served my sentence on the USS Stonewall Jackson - SSBN 634 (G) Great to meet you!!!

Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (GhJWt)

235 HMMMMMM...

"Netanyahu-Biden meeting may not take place on Tuesday due to President's health"

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (V13WU)

236 204 183 Does anyone in the horde know if Trump has secured his own security detail ? Big hulking guys who are former special forces and who don't fuck around. Secret Service can still hang out at a concession stand or to check vehicles.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:44 PM

The guy staring I into the camera for the iconic photo was Trump’s guy from my understanding

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (FCrpy)

237 43 This one is good:

https://youtu.be/4_5L5X9Uo2g
Posted by: Duncanthrax
-----------------------------------

House is going to pass a bill condemning political violence.
Yaa Hoo, that'll get it done. Peace in our time.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (VJFAr)

238 Off, chunky Cheatle sock!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (5AVMW)

239 Does the Horde think that the agents assigned to Trump knew 1. that they were purposely reduced in numbers;
2. the squad members were less than A1 grade;
3. ?

Also what does an SS agent think while standing right up next to Trump, if he knows the protection is lousy and he's probably in the line of fire? A bit like going out on jungle patrol knowing the eneny is out there?

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #03 at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (qfLjt)

240 Considering that the Trump Org has been requesting increased Security for 2 years tells you that it wasn't just this event.
It was ALL of the events.

The window was open the entire time.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (ffBQ0)

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ISTM the last opportunity to assassinate Trump without probably starting Civil War 2 would be just before the RNC, which is exactly what happened.

Tinfoil hat tells me the "keep a window open" play for 2 years wasn't working so they had to juice a lone wolf.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (CQ8KO)

241
Everyone ignoring the intentional misleading of the American People with a lame "covid" story is befuddling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (H9dsb)

242 I have to believe that's true. Paraphrase: The dems don't take a dump without a plan."
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (JeYYB)

yeah but the plans are really really stupid:

1) Blow up Nordstream II
2) Lose a war in Ukraine
3) ....
4) PROFIT!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (eoQWY)

243 >>>Sure looking like they dropped security hoping for a event to happen.

i watched the whole thing.

marjorie taylor greene specifically said it was a “she” that oversaw pre-event site planning.

Posted by: cherries are the best at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (sB5ZH)

244 Who says they weren't starving his security at his others? Just because there wasn't an attempt that got close enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

And it doesn't help Cheatle's position when they denied RFK, Jr. ANY protection whatsoever until after the assassination attempt.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (rj6Yv)

245 He can hire his own security, but they won’t have the badge behind them and the ability to do things the USSS, FBI or even police can do.
Posted by: Piper

Good point. Too bad.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

246 From Julie Kelly on X:

Crooks was a member of the same shooting club reportedly used by federal agencies including DHS
-----------------

Nothing to see here. I'm sure he ever encountered any feds...

Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (3ImbR)

247 Started listening to The Ho and she is bringing up Beau

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

248 Everyone ignoring the intentional misleading of the American People with a lame "covid" story is befuddling.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 04:53 PM (H9dsb)

Well they couldn't say MonkeyPox could they?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (eoQWY)

249 Refuses to meet with Bibi after his plane took off from Israel, so is meeting with Trump, who will no doubt be arrested for doing so.

If they have nobody else in the room, and no recording devices, who's to say what they discussed? Possibly grandchildren.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (xCA6C)

250 207
“ Rep. YD would ask "Why did you pull a Serpico on Trump? “

YES. This! You don’t get answers from these assholes by asking them questions. You do it by accusing them in a loud voice of wrongdoing. Make it so intolerable that they sputter with rage. And MFM airs on TV and online video of you being mean.
Then you poll the public.
The results come back “the public in overwhelming numbers want answers.
Then you get some fucking results.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (jbnUc)

251 I don't understand how they get the cell phone location data?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Thread says
"We found the assassin’s connections through our in-depth analysis of mobile ad data to track movements of Crooks and his associates."

mobile ad data

Guess dumbass wasnt using s vpn on at least one phone?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (EGSGm)

252 Everyone ignoring the intentional misleading of the American People with a lame "covid" story is befuddling.

I'd like to see every Federal decision maker asked under oath:

One it was revealed that the covid jab does *nothing* to stop you from getting/spreading COVID you still required people to take it to "stop the spread". Why?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (oZhjI)

253
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 37m
Why does FoxNews put on Eric Swalwell (Martha!), the total sleazebag Congressman from California? Where is his Chinese Spy girlfriend? What is wrong with FoxNews? It’s RINO Paul Ryan’s fault!

============

Wait, what? I mean, it probably is, but....?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (T3es0)

254 From Julie Kelly on X:

Crooks was a member of the same shooting club reportedly used by federal agencies including DHS

===



!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (V13WU)

255 247 Started listening to The Ho and she is bringing up Beau

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

What the actual fuck????

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (14URa)

256 Refuses to meet with Bibi after his plane took off from Israel, so is meeting with Trump, who will no doubt be arrested for doing so.

If they have nobody else in the room, and no recording devices, who's to say what they discussed? Possibly grandchildren.


But to be clear, Trump will assure Bibi that everything will get better in 5 months.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:55 PM (xCA6C)

257 Military deployments?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (p4NUW)


working on an oil rig, or on a fishing boat in Alaska?
On the other hand it pays better and is less of a grind than working third shift at the mail processing center with split weekends and 50 hour weeks.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (D7oie)

258
biden is as fit as a fiddle!

Fit.As.A.Fiddle.

biden has a 6 handicap!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (H9dsb)

259 218 209 Listening to THERE WILL BE BOURBON and interview with a former SS agent and how that he would not be home for months without a break, 3 months without a break, no wonder they have high turnover
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024

Military deployments?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:50 PM (p4NUW)

He’s a former Secret Service and he stated he work 3 months straight without a break.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (FCrpy)

260 i watched the whole thing.

marjorie taylor greene specifically said it was a “she” that oversaw pre-event site planning.
Posted by: cherries are the best at July 22, 2024 04:54 PM (sB5ZH)

I think in the slope roof statement Cheatle says that she left it out of the perimeter/left people off the roof.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (eoQWY)

261
Crooks was a member of the same shooting club reportedly used by federal agencies including DHS


And he was in a blackrock ad.

Note...that doesn't mean Black Rock plotted the assassination but that likely does mean Crooks was a known person to a bunch of leftists with some sway...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (oZhjI)

262 Geofencing data is available. That was the basis for the 2000 Mules movie. They plotted the paths of the ballot stuffer using geofencing data.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM (LkLld)

263 I am actually very concerned. This is serious stuff. All of the GOP should be calling a press conference asking for proof of life and who is in charge of our country right now instead of doing #WhereIsJoeBiden What a joke.

Posted by: Spypeach at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (UuB/1)

264 235 HMMMMMM...

"Netanyahu-Biden meeting may not take place on Tuesday due to President's health"
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (V13WU)

It's just covid. Can't they put Biden in a plastic bubble to protect bibi?. I mean I'm sure Biden is kicking covids ass like Trump on election day right!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (R8JgY)

265 Disinformation Expert Lizzy reposted
Convicted Felon Ace of Spades
@AceofSpadesHQ
The same media which demanded "medical reports" to prove Trump was shot in the ear -- despite the shooting being on video -- is uninterested in asking why Biden is hiding and not publicly announcing his withdrawal.

----------
Well now....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (Q4IgG)

266 Oversight Project @OversightPR 34m
🚨ASSASINATION INFO DROP🚨
We found the assassin’s connections through our in-depth analysis of mobile ad data to track movements of Crooks and his associates.

To do this, we tracked devices that regularly visited both Crooks’s home and place of work and followed them.🧵

Oversight Project @OversightPR 34m
For those that are tracking this type of data, we identified devices that were located at Crook’s home and his work within the past year.

There were at least 9 devices linked to these AD-IDs

We are willing to cooperate with legitimate investigations and share further information.

For the protection of whistleblowers and our investigation, we will not be sharing further information with the congressional task force due to the connective tissue between that entity and FBI, USSS, and other entities.

If you have any further information, leads, or tips, please e-mail us directly at tips.oversightproject@heritage.org
https://tinyurl.com/57uwt9x2

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (wse2C)

267 #WhereIsJoeBiden What a joke.

This is what life was like in the USSR.

Welcome to Soviet America comrade!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (oZhjI)

268 234 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (5AVMW)
-----------------------------------------------
Holy Cow! A fellow "boomer", (although I'm Gen X). I served my sentence on the USS Stonewall Jackson - SSBN 634 (G) Great to meet you!!!
Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (GhJWt)

Hey man! I think you are the first to even know what my nic meant! The Jackson, huh? Cool... We were the fucking best out there, am I right?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (5AVMW)

269 265 Disinformation Expert Lizzy reposted
Convicted Felon Ace of Spades
@AceofSpadesHQ
The same media which demanded "medical reports" to prove Trump was shot in the ear -- despite the shooting being on video -- is uninterested in asking why Biden is hiding and not publicly announcing his withdrawal.
----------
Well now....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (Q4IgG)

Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (R8JgY)

270 Wasn't there a story awhile back about a female SS agent that went so nuts on the job they weren't able to cover it up? Like, she physically attacked someone? And then the backstory on her came out and it had been one thing after another leading up to it?
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (ei7q6)

---------------

Lots of stories of shitty SS "protection" including one of a guy who climbed the White House fence and made it into the White House while Obama was President. Only one of Obama's daughters was in the residence section at the time.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Fish rots from the head down.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:58 PM (6pLRH)

271 She knows whose coke was left in the Whitehouse. She knows where the Biden bodies are buried. She thought she had job security. Then the debate happened. Drastic measures were then called for. They failed and now she's losing leverage over her principal. If failure cascades had a face, it would look like her.

Posted by: Akschually at July 22, 2024 04:58 PM (DqKQx)

272
Funny how the biden twitter account that likes to make lame memes about "dark brandon" and show biden with red-laser eyes is the same twitter account that has announced biden's covid, what, 5 times in the last 4 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 04:58 PM (H9dsb)

273 He was also at the RNC, if we are talking about the same guy. He was right over Trump's shoulder as he did the walk-in to It's Man's World. The agent looked like--yeah, FAFO.

Posted by: PJU at July 22, 2024 04:59 PM (G1dq6)

274 She knows whose coke was left in the Whitehouse. She knows where the Biden bodies are buried. She thought she had job security

Also I have on video three of the times Biden played "tune in tokyo" on one of my female agents...

Posted by: Cheatle at July 22, 2024 04:59 PM (oZhjI)

275 It's ironically just that the cocaine and adrenaline cocktail they used to temporarily juice Biden on occasion will end up killing him.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 22, 2024 04:59 PM (bNf8H)

276 Matt Bracken flays the USSS alive:

https://rumble.com/v578hbv-coffee-and-a-mike- matt-bracken-time-for-heroes-inside-the-bureaucracy.html

Posted by: Beverly at July 22, 2024 04:59 PM (Epeb0)

277
He’s a former Secret Service and he stated he work 3 months straight without a break.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at

I understand. What I am saying is people deploy in the military for a year with out a break or coming home, and that is short, then they turn around and do it again. You can see your spouse for 30 days in 2 years.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:59 PM (p4NUW)

278 If failure cascades had a face, it would look like her.

Yeah, my takeaway from here face was "I'm screwed".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (xCA6C)

279 >>>>>>>>>263 I am actually very concerned. This is serious stuff. All of the GOP should be calling a press conference asking for proof of life and who is in charge of our country right now instead of doing #WhereIsJoeBiden What a joke.

It is certainly all highly irregular.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (1j94c)

280 263 I am actually very concerned. This is serious stuff. All of the GOP should be calling a press conference asking for proof of life and who is in charge of our country right now instead of doing #WhereIsJoeBiden What a joke.
Posted by: Spypeach at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (UuB/1)


This. Just ask where is Biden? Is he able to perform his constitutional duties?

Who has the football?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (R8JgY)

281 Navy Seal Author and Historian Matt Bracken comes back on the podcast to discuss the assassination attempt of President Trump, the bio of the shooter, too many odd things to be coincidences, who would want Trump gone, what happens next.

Posted by: Beverly at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (Epeb0)

282 Young (er)
1st woman
1st black woman
1st Asian woman
Hope
Woman, woman, woman.

Yeah, there's a lot of change Kamala gives them at the top of the ticket...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

Comforting to know when your credit cards are maxxed out, you can't afford to buy a house, your kids come home with trans propaganda, and inflation is eating your 401K.

Kamala brings all that to the table, too. And her turn as Czarina of the Border.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

283 You stay girl!!!

Posted by: Kathleen Kenndy at July 22, 2024 05:01 PM (f1kZG)

284 Homeland Security was responsible and she's not about to say 'Mayorkas!' - not now, not ever.

The fumbling fed detail was from Homeland Security, and not trained in USSS protocol. The Pennsylvania State Police's onsite operation is still unclear.

The local police - 1/3 of its total manpower, about 7 officers in all - were doing traffic contr
ol as assigned. They and some attendees sa
w the would be assassin. Without them, even more loss of life & injury. They are owed praise.

And how those big, public PDT rallies have been such a pita over the years, and he just won't stop!

Posted by: L - If ... (Cell phone) at July 22, 2024 05:01 PM (LL19j)

285 Democrats love to talk about what will be. The past and present are burdens to be unburdened.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 05:01 PM (IG7T0)

286 She knows whose coke was left in the Whitehouse. She knows where the Biden bodies are buried. She thought she had job security. Then the debate happened. Drastic measures were then called for. They failed and now she's losing leverage over her principal. If failure cascades had a face, it would look like her.
Posted by: Akschually at July 22, 2024 04:58 PM (DqKQx)

I don't see Dorito Thunder as the mastermind behind it all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:01 PM (eoQWY)

287 Just ask where is Biden?
*paddles silently*

Posted by: Charon at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (gKWVE)

288 I understand. What I am saying is people deploy in the military for a year with out a break or coming home, and that is short, then they turn around and do it again. You can see your spouse for 30 days in 2 years.
Posted by: Piper

There are downsides as well.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (5Seyi)

289 Holy Cow! A fellow "boomer", (although I'm Gen X). I served my sentence on the USS Stonewall Jackson - SSBN 634 (G) Great to meet you!!!
Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 04:52 PM (GhJWt)


Plus, you were Gold Crew! YEAH! If you had been Blue, I would have had to find you and.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (5AVMW)

290
Geofencing data is available. That was the basis for the 2000 Mules movie. They plotted the paths of the ballot stuffer using geofencing data.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:56 PM


I would love to have a link. I could have the answer to a question which has plagued me for two plus years. As the clock is running out on my earthly daze (stet), I need to know who gets my estate.

The good guys, or the bad guys. So it's kinda important.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (RKVpM)

291 I have to believe that's true. Paraphrase: The dems don't take a dump without a plan."
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 04:47 PM (JeYYB)


I have yet to see they ever had a plan B

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (D7oie)

292 Hey man! I think you are the first to even know what my nic meant! The Jackson, huh? Cool... We were the fucking best out there, am I right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:57 PM (5AVMW)
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If by best, you mean survived in the oldest, leakiest, limited in depth subs (at least mine was), then you are correct sir!

Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (GhJWt)

293 264 It's just covid. Can't they put Biden in a plastic bubble to protect bibi?

is john travolta available?

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (oY6Yp)

294 The fact they left a building with a negatively sloped roof with a clear line of fire to the President unprotected is wildly suggestive of a setup.

It simply cannot happen.

Don't get me started on the drone thing.

Technically and functionally, it is impossible to operate a drown in a protected airspace.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (XV/Pl)

295 Ro Khanna sounds like the name of a Star Wars character.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (JLq/1)

296 A man in her position would rightly fear a punch in the face. She does not look worried at all.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

297 Oh, damn.

Criminal.
Cheatle admits USSS does not have radio comms recordings from July 13.
Unbelievable


https://tinyurl.com/mr3fjrkk

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (xCA6C)

298 Who has the football?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (R8JgY)

-------------

"Hunter has the football. I repeat, Hunter has the football ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (bxDDB)

299 @AceofSpadesHQ

No shit! I didn't realize Ace was back to posting on Xitter. I'll add that to my Nitter reading list.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (DTX3h)

300
biden "has" "covid" and is "self-isolating."

Yeah, just like Andropov.

biden has dropped out of his own campaign. Yep, just like Pope Benedict "retired."

I wonder how Pope Benedict found out he had retired? Twitter? A fag cardinal at the Vatican?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (H9dsb)

301 hahaha, I forgot about Awesome Dark Brandon

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (LGV1j)

302 >>>>>"The dems don't take a dump without a plan."

Does anybody?

Posted by: mediapostate at July 22, 2024 05:04 PM (1j94c)

303 I just save a short 5 minute video of the hearings. It was about 25MB long. It hit me that my very first hard drive, a Seagate ST-something, was only 20MB .....!

There's 60TB drive out there!!

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #04 at July 22, 2024 05:04 PM (qfLjt)

304 This is beginning to have the feel of a rush job after Joe Biden's debate disaster.

Crooks was a member of the Clairton Sportsmen's Club which also happened to be the same place the FBI & DHS trained at. He also lived about 10 miles from the offices of the FBI and DHS in Pittsburgh.
Kim Cheatle served on both Joe Biden's and Jill Biden's security detail in the SS.

Oversight Project
@OversightPR
🚨ASSASINATION INFO DROP🚨
We found the assassin’s connections through our in-depth analysis of mobile ad data to track movements of Crooks and his associates.
To do this, we tracked devices that regularly visited both Crooks’s home and place of work and followed them.🧵
10:57 AM
·2h
Someone who regularly visited Crooks home and work also visited a building in Washington, DC located in Gallery Place.
This is in the same vicinity of an @FBI office on June 26, 2023.
Who’s device is this?
Another device linked to Crooks visited Plymouth, MA.
·2h
We found a device linked to Crooks’s work that traveled to Butler, PA on July 4th and July 8th.
This device stopped all activity on July 12th.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 22, 2024 05:04 PM (9aVck)

305 If we go thru another 4 years of Trump not following thru on campaign promises - Orange Julius?

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 05:05 PM (8JB5s)

306 >>I would love to have a link. I could have the answer to a question which has plagued me for two plus years. As the clock is running out on my earthly daze (stet), I need to know who gets my estate.


Wish I could help but I don't know any details. I would think a good PI would be able to help you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:05 PM (LkLld)

307 297 Oh, damn.

Criminal.
Cheatle admits USSS does not have radio comms recordings from July 13.
Unbelievable

https://tinyurl.com/mr3fjrkk
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024

Just another thing in a long list of “ooops!”

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 05:05 PM (p4NUW)

308 Strong rumor that Obama is pushing his wife, Michelle, as the presidential candidate through his allies, trying to leave his fingerprints off the decision. Obama believes his wife is a better candidate than Kamala.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (TNejY)

309 "The dems don't take a dump without a plan."

Does anybody?


Joe Biden?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (xCA6C)

310 I am often amazed at how many commenters here are former bubbleheads.

Y'all have big clanging balls.

Cheers from a doggie medic

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (Ad8y9)

311 DEI America. Where trust is put with all the wrong people.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (2bFN5)

312 Trump can afford to buy the Pinkertons. He should provide his own Secret Service.

Posted by: Marooned at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (kt8QE)

313 249. Yoga routines?

Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (2NXcZ)

314 Plus, you were Gold Crew! YEAH! If you had been Blue, I would have had to find you and.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 05:02 PM (5AVMW)
--------------------------------
Yeah, the Blue crew to me was always like the alternate universe in "Fringe" . There was a counterpart to you out there and would briefly interact and lie about all the broken shit you left them.

Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 05:07 PM (GhJWt)

315 If by best, you mean survived in the oldest, leakiest, limited in depth subs (at least mine was), then you are correct sir!
Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (GhJWt)


HEH!!! Sucked to be you I guess, the one thing the Carver had was a pretty watertight hull!

Funny your boat was only a couple of years older than mine, but shit, what a different experience....

Were you Holy Loch?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 05:07 PM (5AVMW)

316 312 Trump can afford to buy the Pinkertons.

not anymore. tee hee

Posted by: alvin bragg at July 22, 2024 05:07 PM (oY6Yp)

317 Strong rumor that Obama is pushing his wife, Michelle, as the presidential candidate through his allies, trying to leave his fingerprints off the decision. Obama believes his wife is a better candidate than Kamala.

I would be astonished if she ran, but I also think she would crash and burn worse than Kamala.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:08 PM (xCA6C)

318 > Who has the football?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 05:00 PM (R8JgY)

-------------

"Hunter has the football. I repeat, Hunter has the football ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:03 PM (bxDDB)
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I would not be the least surprised to find out either Jill or Hunter does, in fact, have it and is using it for leverage. Although, technically, it's chained to a Air Force officer who travels around with the president.

But, shit happens... especially with this crew.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:08 PM (Q4IgG)

319 >>>>>"The dems don't take a dump without a plan."

Does anybody?


No job is complete until the paperwork's done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 05:08 PM (dZVON)

320 Obama believes his wife is a better candidate than Kamala.

Hunter Biden would be a better candidate than Kamala.

Posted by: probably took it up the ass as many times too at July 22, 2024 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

321 300 biden "has" "covid" and is "self-isolating."

Yeah, just like Andropov.


out: moscow cold
in: covid

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:09 PM (oY6Yp)

322 Mark Kelly is being pimped by somebody, we're not told by whom but presumably not a Kamalite.
nypost.com/2024/07/22/us-news/ top-dems-threatened-to-remove-biden-unless-he-resigned/

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

323 First question to Mooch at a debate:
Given your employment history, what qualifies you to be president?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (xCA6C)

324 No job is complete until the paperwork's done.

Well, one sheet of it anyway

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (oZhjI)

325 #WhereIsJoeBiden What a joke.

50 quatloos the leader of every one of our allies and enemies accurately knows Joe's current health status. Does Kamala know? Do Blinken and Jake Sullivan know? Do Democrat Party big-wigs know?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (5fDan)

326 "The dems don't take a dump without a plan."

Does anybody?

No job is complete until the paperwork's done.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


No plan survives initial contact, intact.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (6pLRH)

327 Posted by: Truthbomb at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (TNejY)

Uggh! I also think that it's not terribly compelling even for Michelle to be told-"You don't actually have to make any decisions, Michelle. I'll take care of that. You go shopping."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (dTTBf)

328 >> Strong rumor that Obama is pushing his wife, Michelle, as the presidential candidate through his allies, trying to leave his fingerprints off the decision. Obama believes his wife is a better candidate than Kamala.


Having amazed themselves through the self-deception of Joe Biden's Fitness to Serve, the Dems are going to double-down on the 'Popularity' of Big Mike Obama.

As if there isn't a Dead Chef down that path?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (ffBQ0)

329 Can she be fired? Put as much blame on the person who won’t fire her.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (B1dzx)

330 I am often amazed at how many commenters here are former bubbleheads.
. . . .
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Not too surprising really. They have to double up when in the rack. Draw your own conclusion. . . .

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 05:11 PM (5Seyi)

331 Yeah, the Blue crew to me was always like the alternate universe in "Fringe" . There was a counterpart to you out there and would briefly interact and lie about all the broken shit you left them.
Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 05:07 PM (GhJWt)

LOL!! What a great description of those guys!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 05:11 PM (5AVMW)

332 Ro Khanna sounds like the name of a Star Wars character.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Bajoran. Related to Ro Larin. (Star Trek)

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 05:11 PM (KAi1n)

333
Wish I could help but I don't know any details. I would think a good PI would be able to help you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:05 PM


Okay, thanks. I may have to go that route. But the route goes through New York State, not the friendliest of places.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:11 PM (RKVpM)

334 July, 2024: the month DEI literally became DIE.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 22, 2024 05:11 PM (gxokI)

335 Michelle, Hillary, Mark Kelly...

I love that everyones accomplishments are not leaving their spouse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 05:12 PM (LGV1j)

336 Were you Holy Loch?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 05:07 PM (5AVMW)
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nope, nowhere cool like that , mostly Kings Bay, GA. Right after I left , they did have their first foreign port (in my 8 or so tours) in Halifax Nova Scotia

Posted by: theATL at July 22, 2024 05:12 PM (GhJWt)

337 Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 05:10 PM (xCA6C)

Exact for her race and being married to Obama-which aren't qualifications -what DOES make Michelle Obama qualified?.

I don't want an Evita- American style.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 05:12 PM (dTTBf)

338 I don't get the hating on Kamala. She's no less pliable than *biden, certainly no smarter and the policies she embraces are the same. It's like trading one retard for another. Same shit, different face.

25th *biden and put her in the big chair. Not a fucking thing will change. Not even the drapes.

And when the Democrats pick someone else to be their candidate she'll serve out the rest of *biden's term as the only black, female president.

With the shortest term on record.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:13 PM (Q4IgG)

339 308 Strong rumor that Obama is pushing his wife, Michelle, as the presidential candidate through his allies, trying to leave his fingerprints off the decision. Obama believes his wife is a better candidate than Kamala.
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 22, 2024 05:06 PM (TNejY)

This is true.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:13 PM (exHjb)

340 ATF and more

https://tinyurl.com/yp5j2xe8

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #05 at July 22, 2024 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

341 300 biden "has"