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Maybe diversity isn't always our strength
Maybe diversity isn't always our strength Too little, too late: 100-year-old Henry Kissinger says it was "a grave mistake to let in so many people of totally different culture and religion and concepts" after seeing Arabs celebrating Hamas in EuropeHamas has now openly admitted that distancing itself from Gaza Muqawama in the last year or so - leaving attacks on Israel from Gaza to Islamic Jihad - was a ploy to lull Israel into a state of complacency, while they meticulously planned their campaign of slaughter and terror.… https://t.co/TpQSwzQ9WI
— Imshin (@imshin) October 13, 2023
Henry Kissinger, who was a dominating force in creating foreign policy and globalist policies that define Western nations, has finally come around to the conclusion that regular folk have known for 50 years. Kissinger told Politico this week that, after seeing the support for Hamas in Germany, mass migration was a mistake.They are banning the phrase "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" in Berlin. Maybe in all of Germany. Hate speech laws turn against the postmodernists, for once.
On 30 January 1948, Godse stepped out in front of Gandhi and shot him three times at point-blank range. A fervent believer in Hindu nationalism, Godse thought Gandhi had betrayed India's Hindus by agreeing to partition, leading to the creation of Pakistan, and by championing the rights of Muslims. In 1949, Godse was hanged for Gandhi's murder. In the following decades, Godse was widely decried as a terrorist and traitor, the murderer of the "father of India". Yet, in recent years, as Hindu nationalism has moved from an extremist fringe to mainstream Indian politics - the ruling Bharatiya Janata party (BJP) has a Hindu nationalist agenda at their core - Godse's public reputation has steadily shifted from being condemned as traitor to being venerated as a misunderstood Indian patriot. Meanwhile, Gandhi's vision of a secular India with equal rights for all religions has been eroded and subjugated since the BJP came to power in 2014. "Godse did the right thing by killing Gandhi," said Devendra Pandey, 53, national secretary of Hindu Mahasabha, the Hindu nationalist organisation behind the memorial library. He was vocal in his belief that India should be declared "a country rightfully for Hindus" and that its 200 million Muslims should move to Pakistan.Hmmmmm . . . Seems to me that there was a lot of partitioning going on in 1947. There has been some strange news recently about bad relations between India and Canada over Sikh separatists. Here's some background from someone who may be a Sikh separatist.
1 M Sikhs died in partition of Sikh empireI can't confirm the above, but until recent months, I had not heard much about Sikh unrest in India or Canada (other than that terrorist bombing of the Air India flight from Montreal in 1985). I haven't sorted out the Canadian story in my mind yet.
India promised democracy and special status to Sikhs but 3.4 M Sikhs have been killed by Indian State since 1947
Even if you read Daniel Greenfield's great piece (h/t J.J. Sefton) What Hamas Was Really Out To Do, you might want to read it again in light of the declaration from Hamas above. Did they really encourage civilian men to "tag along" as they invaded? We know that they were lying about only planning to attack the IDF. But still, did they bring their own "settlers" with them?This is unreal! Qassam Brigades leader said on Aljazeera that Gazan civilians "tagged along" with Hamas forces, and they were the ones who did the kidnapping and the rape which are "against Hamas principles." Hamas is throwing Gaza civilians under the bus in every way possible. https://t.co/cU1hZ55vpA
— Hussein Aboubakr Mansour (@HusseinAboubak) October 13, 2023
This was not a terrorist attack; it was an annexation.There are a lot of interesting ideas about why Israeli intelligence failed to see the attack coming in this piece, too. I alluded to some of them above. Israeli intelligence failed to take religion seriously.
Let me emphasize at the outset that my assessment of the looming Israeli invasion of Gaza is intended to be descriptive, not prescriptive. I am not proposing what Israel should do, but what it may do as the coming days and weeks unfold, even if Israel does not actually intend it now. Having formed a "unity government" for the war, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has stated clearly that the permanent end of Hamas as the principal war aim. That this objective requires a land invasion of Gaza is also clear. But what can it take to destroy Hamas? Netanyahu has said that killing its terrorists fighters is a specific goal, but Hamas is not merely an organization. It is also an ideology. How does Israel end with not only the present Hamas organization destroyed, but also the ideology? America's Civil War and World War 2 may provide a clue.
But first, what is Hamas' ideology? It is very simple: Kill Jews, kill Jews, kill more Jews. Specifically, Hamas (and Lebanon's Hezbollah) has said publicly and often that it has at least the following goals: 1. The elimination of the state of Israel and establishment of a Muslim nation "from the Jordan river to the Mediterranean Sea." Jews must vacate this land entirely or they will be killed. 2. In the meantime, and as a tactic to attain that goal, Hamas has said before and again very recently that Jews must be killed. Last Saturday, Hamas military commander Mohammed Deif announced, "Operation Al-Aqsa Deluge." Al-Aqsa is the name of the mosque atop the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Deif said that the mass killings of Israelis were a mere "first strike," with much more yet to come.He explains some Muslim theology, too. "America's Civil War and World War 2 may provide a clue." Scary. Do you ever feel like saying a prayer for the whole world?
#ICYMI: Dr. Mahmoud Al-Shajrawi of the Palestine Scholars Association in the Diaspora: A “Wonderful” New Fatwa Permits Killing Israelis Wherever They May Be – in Palestine, Israel, or Abroad #antisemitism #Hamas #Palestinians #Israel_under_attack pic.twitter.com/B6LI6ZyXj4
— MEMRI (@MEMRIReports) October 14, 2023
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE NO SETTLER IS A CIVILIAN THE LAND BELONGS TO THE PENULTIMATE CONQUERORS SCIENCE IS A EUROCENTRIC MYTHOLOGY WITH NO STRONGER CLAIM TO TRUTH THAN INDIGENOUS WAYS OF KNOWING THE SEXUAL DESIRES OF MALE FETISHISTS OVERRIDE ALL OTHER RIGHTS MASS MURDER CAN BRING ABOUT A BETTER WORLD
Until we can bring internet access to all citizens across the globe, millions of people in third world countries will go their whole lives without ever knowing they were transgender.
Palestine is one of the most effective ideological tools of political coercion ever invented in history.
Among the strangest details of the Palestinian crisis: the life expectancy in Gaza is several years longer than in Egypt. Living in a city ruled by terrorists under siege and bombardment is still healthier than living in Egypt.Maybe not for long.
The exploitation of the intellectual and political energies of Arab societies as ammunition in the ideological battles of the left has had disastrous effects on the region
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - used the megabit port at October 14, 2023 11:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 11:08 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 11:09 AM (rrtZS)
I'm still hoping Israel treats Gaza the way I want them too.
Don't know if that'll happen as time goes on...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 11:10 AM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:10 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 14, 2023 11:10 AM (ZC8hN)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:12 AM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 11:16 AM (S6ST5)
Sealing evil in a can sounds nice to those who hold power at that particular point in time, but it always ends with the can getting opened by rebellious youth in a not too distant future.
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:16 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 11:17 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:17 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 11:18 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 11:19 AM (rrtZS)
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Agreed. Stifling speech is never a good thing. No matter how shitty the speech is.
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:20 AM (bWsRe)
After having watched every western bien pensant genuflect before the beaming visage of Ghandhi for most of my life, and all the stupid things he said, it does my heart good to see someone inside India saying these things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 11:20 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Pogo's pal at October 14, 2023 11:21 AM (riCFD)
In our shoes, any of the ancient civilizations would have eradicated Islam one or two generations ago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2023 11:21 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 14, 2023 11:21 AM (vlSeb)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 14, 2023 11:21 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2023 11:22 AM (KVGVf)
Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 11:22 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Delurking at October 14, 2023 11:24 AM (ANFY9)
Posted by: Tom at October 14, 2023 11:24 AM (Bl/ul)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:25 AM (0EOe9)
Posted by: So let the rabbits keep their feet, eh? at October 14, 2023 11:26 AM (WSArw)
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 11:27 AM (KiuiP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2023 11:21 AM (0FoWg)
An ascendant Mesoamerican Empire might have something to say about that if/when their own are threatened. Cartel fighters are not known for their soft and cuddly worldview, after all.
But I think you're right in the general sense. The future belongs to the Three Ms: Mexicans, Muslims, Mormons. If for no other reason than they're the only ones that still know how to reproduce.
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:27 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 11:16 AM (S6ST5)
Nice sunny morning here, but I think I am too far north of the eclipse track to see anything.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:27 AM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2023 11:27 AM (4bEcP)
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I was killed by a guy wearing a hockey mask.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2023 11:28 AM (u73oe)
Yeah, no.
Posted by: Uyghurs at October 14, 2023 11:28 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 11:16 AM (S6ST5)
Yup, same shit here. It don't matter what celestial event is taking place, meteor show, a comet, eclipse, whatever, it will always rain here. We can go 6 weeks with no rain, but send in a 1 day only event and *poof* we get rain. If the event lasts for a week, we get cloud cover for a week.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 14, 2023 11:28 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 11:20 AM (i9ffA)
Agreed. Gandhi was asshoe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:29 AM (m/f+S)
Yeah, cowards in DC. won't touch this with a 10 ft poll. I'm just waiting for someone like Doocy to bring this up at a press conference. He seems to be the only one asking real questions.
Our SC leaders in DC are just sitting around waiting for someone to mention this. I'm sure it's being polled very quietly.
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 11:29 AM (5g9YU)
In our shoes, any of the ancient civilizations would have eradicated Islam one or two generations ago.
Posted by: Y
fwiw, if israel does not do gaza they are done as a nation state
Posted by: N at October 14, 2023 11:29 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Tom at October 14, 2023 11:24 AM (Bl/ul)
IIRC Cyberpunk 2020 covered this in the backstory as part of the run-up to corporate hegemony. Way ahead of its time.
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:29 AM (PZvjL)
To which the obvious response is: "well, if you're so incapable of controlling your people, you're clearly not a viable government. We'll take control now."
Another option would be: "Bulls***! Eat lead!"
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 11:30 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:30 AM (0EOe9)
['i]"From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" in Berlin.
Saw a video this morning from Times Square, New York. Tens of thousands, block after block chanting this and waving the P_______ flag. It's here, too.
Checked YouTube for video but it was not there. Not sure where the video was posted it was on wife's tablet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 11:31 AM (enJYY)
See how that works, you goat fucking savages?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2023 11:32 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:33 AM (0EOe9)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 11:33 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:33 AM (bWsRe)
The meek shall not inherit the earth and G_d will sort them out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2023 11:34 AM (KVGVf)
In Hymietown? Oh boy. We are so diverse we can't do or say anything because it will piss someone off.
I think England is already there.
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 11:34 AM (5g9YU)
It appears to finally be dawning on these smooth-brained, homicidal window-lickers that they've destroyed their own cause.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 11:34 AM (I/Qkd)
'the beaming visage of Ghandhi '
Indians' feelings here has less to do with not liking Ghandhi than it does with despising Muslims.
My coworker once told me if India ever had a leader that nuked Pakistan they'd be elected President for life.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:35 AM (roH4R)
Randy: 327 I forget who asked about Vic, he died months ago.
Aw, d@mn. First I've learned of this. RIP, old man. You are missed.
Needs to be in the Absent Friends list.
Vic Pic
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=338342
Posted by: mindful webworker - comes for us all at October 14, 2023 11:35 AM (riCFD)
He's simply stating fact. There is no 'regret'. It would be like Eisenhower saying it was a grave mistake for the Germans to concentrate their forces on Calais.
(Kissinger's interview was in English, so no mistranslations)
Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2023 11:36 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: N at October 14, 2023 11:36 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 11:34 AM (5g9YU)
You could say that.
https://is.gd/O1d4Wh
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 14, 2023 11:36 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:35 AM (roH4R)
India/Pakistan has always topped my list of places most likely to actually use nukes next.
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:36 AM (PZvjL)
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Later in the interview, Kissinger also discovered that hitting yourself in the head with a hammer can give you a headache.
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:37 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 11:37 AM (aD39U)
'Kissinger if he's reconsidered Viet Nam'
Dislike him if you want but Viet Nam was a mess left for Kissinger (and Nixon) to clean up. Given the political climate of the time they did the best they could.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:38 AM (roH4R)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 11:30 AM (I/Qkd)
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That option wins for its marvelous economy of expression.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2023 11:38 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:35 AM (roH4R)
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On 9/11 as it was happening in real time, I had a co-worker from India who said something to the effect of, now you understand what we have to deal with every day in India.
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:39 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2023 11:40 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2023 11:40 AM (Wy1BU)
America's Civil War and World War 2 may provide a clue.
Post-WWII, the Allies banned the ideologies of NAZIism in Germany and Shintoism in Japan within their governments.
John David Lewis suggested the same for what we should have done in OEF and OIF back in 2006:
"No Substitute for Victory": The Defeat of Islamic Totalitarianism
https://bit.ly/2JRxuBd
That said, they did not ban them from individual practice. So this idea would not work now with the Hamas ideology. Since Hamas believers are now within every Western nation in the world seeking to destroy those nations from within based on that ideology. What I think should happen is that anyone espousing the Hamas ideology should be arrested and deported from their countries, as is already starting to happen in some European countries. The danger there is others could then declare other ideologies they do not like worthy of arrest and deportation.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 14, 2023 11:40 AM (60h0q)
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:41 AM (bWsRe)
Vic Pic
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=338342
Great pic. Lots of old names I recognize in the comments section, too.
Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2023 11:42 AM (e2onP)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:42 AM (roH4R)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:42 AM (0EOe9)
Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (y9SBL)
That honor belongs to the Democrat Congress that reneged on our commitment to the Republic of.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (l4B/J)
So you wipe out Hamas. What culture does Gaza revert to? They're still stuck in an 8th century mentality where killing Jews is the #1 thing on their to do list.
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 11:44 AM (fwDg9)
At the airport on the way to Vegas for Marine's marriage ceremony. This is just the paper signing, there will be an all inclusive event in April in San Diego.
Security was tight, but moving. People agreeable.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 14, 2023 11:45 AM (PNCm+)
Fun fact about "Superstition". Stevie W wrote the song with Jeff Beck. Beck came up with the drum beat, and Stevie improvised the rest of the song over the drums.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2023 11:45 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Uyghurs at October 14, 2023 11:28 AM (I/Qkd)
Uyghurs are a relatively small population of Muslims, and yet... They still exist.
China doesn't get it either.
We moderns don't understand Islam or how to contend with them. You absolutely devastate them in war. Debellation. If you choose to let any of them live - it must be in a state of abject servitude, with zero tolerance for any shenanigans.
This is considered savagery today. It was SOP in the ancient world. Rome, for instance, waged many campaigns of extermination, from North Africa, to Asia Minor, to Central Europe. When a foreign force became a threat, they simply attempted to extinguish it for all time, and had no moral quandary about it.
Even on the Peninsula, they didn't quail at the notion of exterminating their own nominal allies when they got uppity. Gnaeus Pompeius Strabo gleefully razed Asculum, put every male Picentene in the city from adolescents to the elderly to the sword, and put the women and children to flight in the countryside but for a few thousand boys he took as slaves to make up for the lack of loot in the citadel.
It was a different time, and the Muslims would have been erased.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2023 11:45 AM (0FoWg)
Yeah, it's pretty cool to sift through that thread.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2023 11:45 AM (V8he0)
'The ARVN and VNAF had their shit together at the end and only needed material support.'
That and occasional US airpower and there'd be a non-communist S. Viet Nam today.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:45 AM (roH4R)
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Give Hank a break. I mean, he's from Harvard. How was he supposed to learn how to think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 11:46 AM (FVME7)
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The long march from lax immigration to open borders goal was always the destruction of western Europe and the US. Kissinger just can't believe his luck in living long enough to witness the harvest of his labor.
Posted by: DaisyB at October 14, 2023 11:46 AM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Montec
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I know, right?
A century of sniffing one's own farts does detrimental things to a person's brain.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 11:46 AM (l4B/J)
or be envious of those who do wrong;
for like the grass they will soon wither,
like green plants they will soon die away.
Trust in the Lord and do good;
dwell in the land and enjoy safe pasture.
Take delight in the Lord,
and he will give you the desires of your heart."
Psalm 37:1-4
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2023 11:47 AM (OTvdu)
Randy: 327 I forget who asked about Vic, he died months ago.
Aw, d@mn. First I've learned of this. RIP, old man. You are missed.
I did not know that.
Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 11:48 AM (T4tVD)
Thank you, that has been your Sports minute....
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 11:49 AM (TGPs7)
'So you wipe out Hamas. What culture does Gaza revert to?'
Israel faces the somber choice of being the Palestinians permanent jailer or wiping them out altogether. There are no other paths to security.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 11:49 AM (roH4R)
Then again...that was the whole point!
Posted by: Heinz 'Henry' Kissinger at October 14, 2023 11:49 AM (amJF4)
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 11:49 AM (KiuiP)
Not even a quick peek-a-boo eclipse.
Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (T4tVD)
The Times Square Hamas rally is on this fellows FB page:
https://www.facebook.com/robertrstearns
(about third video down)
Please share with friends but not groups
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Montec at October 14, 2023 11:43 AM (bWsRe)
Israel has to invade Gaza, and annex it as an integral part of Israel. Make it illegal for muslims to be citizens. Period. They can be residents, and pay taxes, but may not hold office, or work in critical industries. May not proselytize. Provide them a path to citizenship by encouraging them to convert to a civilized religion. Also encourage obstinate muslims to emigrate. Run the place with an iron fist. Any shit-disturbing by muslims gets them shot on the spot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (W9fmc)
*******
I was killed by a guy in Colorado wearing a Bigfoot costume.
Posted by: zombie elk from near Silveerton at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (l4B/J)
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Let us continue to defer to the wisdom of bureaucrats who finally see at 100 years of age what we already knew when we were 5
Top. Men.
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 14, 2023 11:51 AM (VTu1l)
No such thing as a moderate moslem.
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 11:27 AM (KiuiP)
Sure there is. Even mohammedan savages have to stop shooting long enough to reload...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2023 11:51 AM (n+4am)
Flag football belongs in the Olympics as much as Lingerie Football does. Come to think of it, it belongs even LESS than Lingerie Football.
Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2023 11:52 AM (amJF4)
nobody here can ever figure out how to spell it.
Like the schoolboy shopping for pants, don't get khahkhi, khid.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 11:52 AM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Man in Reno at October 14, 2023 11:52 AM (SYTee)
Correct.
Debellation, then total repression. No more monkeyshines. But again - these things are way out of style these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (0FoWg)
The world will continue to reel from this fossil's meddling for decades to come.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (Hz+jI)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
“The 23 high-tech observation points around Gaza’s perimeter were each manned by a single soldier. All of them were female soldiers selected for being especially attentive, and they were all killed by the very first infiltrators”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (nHD46)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 11:54 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2023 11:52 AM (amJF4)
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I shudder to think of the trannies that would be picked for the Olympic lingerie football team.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (W9fmc)
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The Ring of Fire goes right over Roswell. Coincidence or diversion?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: zombie elk from near Silveerton at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (PZvjL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (ynpvh)
Yes, but we did that because we had utterly flattened their societies and killed their leaders, or at least completely discredited them.
Banning phrases only works when the speaker understands that you give no s***s about obliterating them.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 11:56 AM (I/Qkd)
From the the River to the Sea, there will be no Palestine.
If you are going to do the time for being a colonizer, invader, you might as well do the crime.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at October 14, 2023 11:56 AM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 11:56 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM (m/f+S)
IOW, rule them the way Al-Sisi rules Egypt - moslem societies can only be controlled by a military dictator, athough the more stable ones have shown that Monarchy can also work, if it is strong Moslem societies blow themselves up under any other form of government, that was our mistake in Iraq.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 11:56 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (ynpvh)
Too many people plugging in their Teslas to go to the Hamas march this afternoon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:57 AM (m/f+S)
Well, we had goats and one of them was pregnant during an eclipse.
A few months later, one of the kids born had a semi-circle of fur missing from the hind area, proportionally the size of sun at it's most eclipsed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
Well, we had goats and one of them was pregnant during an eclipse.
A few months later, one of the kids born had a semi-circle of fur missing from the hind area, proportionally the size of sun at it's most eclipsed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
Arc of fur, not semi-circle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:58 AM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Yugoslavia and Sri Lanka! at October 14, 2023 11:58 AM (2tUFv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM (ynpvh)
Too many people plugging in their Teslas to go to the Hamas march this afternoon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:57 AM (m/f+S)
I was wondering if Hamas rats were chewing on the wiring again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 11:59 AM (4PZHB)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:58 AM (0EOe9)
Had my phone on me, so not completely dark, but not enough illumination to determine if I was at "Mission Complete".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:59 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:00 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 11:59 AM (4PZHB)
Assimilation is not Diversity, it's better. You get the BEST elements, not the worst.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:00 PM (ynpvh)
Got up early to attend my granddaughter's soccer game. Decided the rain not good for my 29 year old body. Just took a nap and now feels like I have to start all over again. Hopefully the reheated cup of coffee I'm drinkin* will help.
Very very dreary here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:00 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (l4B/J)
The only solution to "Palestine" at this point is the May 9, 1945 Berlin solution.
These half-wars just embolden the terrorists, since they never think that there will be actual consequences for their actions.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (2tUFv)
Power has gone down at home for the 3rd time this morning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM
Were you the CA resident who said they pay .50/kilowatt hour? You'd think at those prices they'd try to be a little more dependable.
Here in my corner of SE PA we're around .20/kilowatt hour. Nuke plant up the road a little. Skip's backyard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 11:58 AM (0EOe9)
Had my phone on me, so not completely dark, but not enough illumination to determine if I was at "Mission Complete".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:59 AM (ynpvh)
I didn't want to do a George Bush on a carrier...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (TGPs7)
next you'll say that having a female police officer respond to a male perp that's twice her size is a bad idea.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: CppThis at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (PZvjL)
Well, no walks in the rain, but do you like Piña Coladas?
Posted by: Rupert Holmes at October 14, 2023 12:02 PM (ynpvh)
No scheisse, Sherlock.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (I/Qkd)
Maybe the coming week will show better results.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (KATBx)
The thing I was struck by was that the crowd looked exactly like the crowd crossing our border. All young military age men.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)
They're on the same team, right?
Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (rrtZS)
We're all going to die today!!!!
Posted by: A Leftard at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 14, 2023 12:04 PM (MeG8a)
https://www.thefp.com/p/daniel-pearl-cousin-hamas-idealism
Posted by: birddog at October 14, 2023 12:04 PM (1E8/t)
Power has gone down at home for the 3rd time this morning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 11:55 AM
Were you the CA resident who said they pay .50/kilowatt hour? You'd think at those prices they'd try to be a little more dependable.
Here in my corner of SE PA we're around .20/kilowatt hour. Nuke plant up the road a little. Skip's backyard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (enJYY)
Yes, and it was 50¢/KWH AVERAGE only because I had only gone up to tier 2. Tier 3 is worse. Gotta pay for that "green" energy the local power company is forced to buy...
Posted by: Rupert Holmes at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Globalists at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (0EOe9)
Their choice is acceptable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (i9ffA)
'Not a single female. Even the children and there were quite a lot of children were all male.'
Good time for a rocket. If Israel were a touch more ruthless, they would have assets ready every time Palestinians did a march.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:06 PM (roH4R)
― Golda Meir, A Land of Our Own: An Oral Autobiography
Posted by: birddog at October 14, 2023 12:06 PM (1E8/t)
I seems like an obvious thing to do, so I wonder if its widespread introduction depended on the development of lower noise recording techniques, so that the S/N was still acceptable after overlaying multiple tracks.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:07 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (MNhXM)
Those damned Quakers were bad dudes. Always saying "Caring matters most" before blowing themselves up to take out their enemies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:07 PM (ynpvh)
But in fact there are plenty of bomb shelters. It's just that they're sheltering actual bombs.
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (0EOe9)
Need one of the hospital "Pull in emergency" cords...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 14, 2023 12:08 PM (MeG8a)
Their choice is acceptable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (i9ffA)
I think the line is " Your proposal is accepted"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:08 PM (pmmLi)
But in fact there are plenty of bomb shelters. It's just that they're sheltering actual bombs.
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Yes, and Hamas doesn't protect people, people (as shields) protect Hamas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:06 PM (roH4R)
=====
Daily Mail's top story says the IDF-approved evacuation route got bombed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 12:09 PM (W9fmc)
Sounds like an inside job.
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 12:09 PM (KiuiP)
Almost certainly by the Palis.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:10 PM (I/Qkd)
Their choice is acceptable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM (i9ffA)
https://youtu.be/Ubw5N8iVDHI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:01 PM (l4B/J)
___
Go on...
Posted by: WEF at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (bWsRe)
But in fact there are plenty of bomb shelters. It's just that they're sheltering actual bombs.
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Actually they probably have more bomb shelters per capita than any place in the world. They have over 300 miles of tunnels in Gaza. But of course they use them for other purposes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (pmmLi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (XMwZJ)
Yes, and it was 50¢/KWH AVERAGE only because I had only gone up to tier 2. Tier 3 is worse. Gotta pay for that "green" energy the local power company is forced to buy...
Posted by: Rupert Holmes at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM
My next door neighbor is hitting almost $500/month now. At your price that would be $1,250 a month. Former owner of the same house worked for GE and was certain that nuke plants would make electricity 'too cheap to meter'.
:: 'incorrect' buzzer sound ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:06 PM (roH4R)
Israel should have artillery tubes permanently zeroed on the streets and squares in Gaza where the goatrapers like to march. If a demonstration breaks out, fire off a bunch of fragmentation rounds fitted with proximity fuses. That's WWII-level tech, but very effective.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:12 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:10 PM (I/Qkd)
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Agreed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 12:12 PM (W9fmc)
The thing I was struck by was that the crowd looked exactly like the crowd crossing our border. All young military age men.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)
I pointed yesterday that the Koranimals in Israel have a permanent psychological hangup about evacuation.
Their compliance with the ill-conceived 1948 evacuation orders by the Arab States is the wellspring of their shame and rage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2023 12:12 PM (0FoWg)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
“The 23 high-tech observation points around Gaza’s perimeter were each manned by a single soldier. All of them were female soldiers selected for being especially attentive, and they were all killed by the very first infiltrators”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 11:53 AM (TGPs7)
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Where is this info coming from? Other than the Twatters I mean.
Posted by: WEF at October 14, 2023 12:12 PM (bWsRe)
They have those alert devices that can be put in the shower. Sounds like that would be a worthwhile expense .
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:13 PM (MNhXM)
About 40 minutes until maximum
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 12:13 PM (fTtFy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2023 12:14 PM (yAP0M)
About 40 minutes until maximum
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 12:13 PM (fTtFy)
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I think we are supposed to be 80-90%. But, rain.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 12:15 PM (W9fmc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:15 PM (0EOe9)
— Hussein Aboubakr Mansour (@HusseinAboubak) October 13, 2023
Caaaaaaaaarl! What did you do?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 12:15 PM (Nsb2b)
Live Boston
@LiveBoston617
Wilmington, MA - Select Board Member Lilia Maselli, owner of Dandi-Lyons in Reading, shouted “nobody in town likes you or anything you say” and “why don’t you go FUCK YOURSELF” to a citizen during a Select Board Meeting on Oct 10, 2023 after being told to “eat some ice cream” https://pic.twitter.com/f7dk0xfUZc
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 12:15 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 12:16 PM (fwDg9)
Guess what? Neither the US or Israel are signatories of Protocol III of the Convention on Conventional Weapons...
And even at that, White Phosphorous, under that protocol, can still be used as a smokescreen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)
nobody here can ever figure out how to spell it.
********
Imagine if he had been Hawaiian...
G'ha'hn'dhi'h
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:16 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:16 PM (t/2Uw)
About 40 minutes until maximum
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 12:13 PM (fTtFy)
Sun is still glimming away bravely here, but I think Alberta is well north of even partial eclipse territory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (MNhXM)
The referendum was to give a "Voice" in Parliament to Aborigines.
The referendum was deliberately extremely vague, and the Left explained that the vote was entirely symbolic.
Of course, had it passed, Australians would have found out that they had just given a veto in Parliament to Left-wing Aboriginal organizations.
So, it was simultaneously entirely symbolic, while also being the most important vote in the history of Australia, and Australia should be thrown out of international organizations for racism if it didn't pass.
The Left is now explaining that democracy has failed again, sadly. They obviously need stronger controls to keep "disinformation" from being spread in the future.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 14, 2023 12:18 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Yes, and it was 50¢/KWH AVERAGE only because I had only gone up to tier 2. Tier 3 is worse. Gotta pay for that "green" energy the local power company is forced to buy...
Posted by: Rupert Holmes at October 14, 2023 12:05 PM
My next door neighbor is hitting almost $500/month now. At your price that would be $1,250 a month. Former owner of the same house worked for GE and was certain that nuke plants would make electricity 'too cheap to meter'.
:: 'incorrect' buzzer sound ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (enJYY)
Our nuke plant (San Onofre) was shut down years ago. Some issue with pipes that didn't meet spec, leaked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)
Guess what? Neither the US or Israel are signatories of Protocol III of the Convention on Conventional Weapons...
And even at that, White Phosphorous, under that protocol, can still be used as a smokescreen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)
Maybe they should be using Phosphorus of Color.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:19 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 14, 2023 12:19 PM (ScR16)
About 40 minutes until maximum
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 12:13 PM (fTtFy)
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I think we are supposed to be 80-90%. But, rain.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2023 12:15 PM (W9fmc)
I think we're at max here in San Diego.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:20 PM (ynpvh)
Another parallel with a certain group and a US political party.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2023 12:20 PM (yAP0M)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:21 PM (XqcwY)
Good time for a rocket. If Israel were a touch more ruthless, they would have assets ready every time Palestinians did a march.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:06 PM (roH4R)
An AC-130 would be a hoot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 14, 2023 12:21 PM (VwHCD)
The Left is now explaining that democracy has failed again, sadly. They obviously need stronger controls to keep "disinformation" from being spread in the future.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)
But if that's what the majority wanted, then Democracy won.
I'm confused...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)
'That's WWII-level tech, but very effective.'
Tried and true.
The IDF struggle to only kill combatants and avoid civilian casualties.
Hey. Look there's a bunch of soldiers right there. Problem solved.
Yeah, it isn't sporting but I think we're past that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (roH4R)
https://tinyurl.com/3c92b4bs
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (MNhXM)
Sikhs carry the kirpan as a defense against muslims, who were wont to kill them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (m/f+S)
Al-Shifa Hospital is receiving hundreds of wounded every hour and had used up 95% of its medical supplies, hospital director Mohammed Abu Selmia says. Water is scarce and the fuel powering its generators is dwindling.
I'll guarantee that there is a Hamas command bunker under the hospital.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)
Hey. Look there's a bunch of soldiers right there. Problem solved.
Yeah, it isn't sporting but I think we're past that.
According to Hamas, civilians are now raping and murdering. Nice of them to solve our moral conundrum. Let it fly.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2023 12:24 PM (I/Qkd)
Al-Shifa Hospital is receiving hundreds of wounded every hour and had used up 95% of its medical supplies, hospital director Mohammed Abu Selmia says. Water is scarce and the fuel powering its generators is dwindling.
I'll guarantee that there is a Hamas command bunker under the hospital.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)
Bingo.
Posted by: runner, with quotes from some dead people at October 14, 2023 12:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 12:24 PM (Nsb2b)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at October 14, 2023 12:24 PM (nHD46)
Our nuke plant (San Onofre) was shut down years ago. Some issue with pipes that didn't meet spec, leaked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:18 PM
Biggest issue our Limerick PA plant had was the operators falling asleep during the night shift. The units now are licensed to operate until 2044 and 2049 respectively. I'll be taking a dirt nap before then.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (enJYY)
Most likely wounded Hamas, not wounded civilians.
Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)
I'm confused...
It's like Brexit - the Bad Side won, because the voters were allowed to consume Disinformation.
The obvious solution to fix democracy is to ban Disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (yAP0M)
I have had trouble having conversations with them since this began.
Just talk about the grandkids I keep telling myself.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)
Al-Shifa Hospital is receiving hundreds of wounded every hour and had used up 95% of its medical supplies, hospital director Mohammed Abu Selmia says. Water is scarce and the fuel powering its generators is dwindling.
I'll guarantee that there is a Hamas command bunker under the hospital.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)
Hospitals, schools, mosques. All used that way by Hamas and others, but under Geneva conventions, Hamas has made each and every one a legitimate target.
The Leftists, of course, will say, "The evil Israelis! They bombed apartment buildings, mosques, schools and hospitals! What evil bastards!"
But never mention what evil it took to use those places for engaging in terrorism in the first place.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 12:26 PM (Nsb2b)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (0EOe9)
Cool!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (Nsb2b)
Our nuke plant (San Onofre) was shut down years ago. Some issue with pipes that didn't meet spec, leaked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:18 PM
Biggest issue our Limerick PA plant had was the operators falling asleep during the night shift. The units now are licensed to operate until 2044 and 2049 respectively. I'll be taking a dirt nap before then.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (enJYY)
Homer Simpson work there?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)
Hamas is all civilians, and all military. They only claim to draw a distinction to sow weakness in their enemies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:28 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: General Disarray at October 14, 2023 12:28 PM (nHD46)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 14, 2023 12:29 PM (X++p7)
Sikhs are 1% of the population of India, and 20% of the Indian Army's officer corps.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:29 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 11:50 AM
Isreal is already being accused of being an apartheid state...might as well get the benefit of security and less antisemitic murder. Hey, maybe have a caveat that, if the Quran is revised to not endorse murder of Jews, citizenship and full rights might be back on the table!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (kMjXE)
Good time for a rocket. If Israel were a touch more ruthless, they would have assets ready every time Palestinians did a march.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
And now think about the big group in London... they self identified and isolated themselves. Brits missed their chance.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (Hz+jI)
I often offer a compromise to criminalize all forms of socialism. Oddly our leftist friends near seem to like that deal...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (kMjXE)
That would be Taqiyyah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)
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AZ Deplorable - would you mind sending an email to the gunthread ProtonMail account? Thx
Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2023 12:31 PM (JwHpX)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (yAP0M)
1. View eclipse
2. Find virgin
3. Find volcano
4. Some assembly required
5. Order pizza for dinner
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)
Hamas is all civilians, and all military. They only claim to draw a distinction to sow weakness in their enemies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:28 PM (m/f+S)
They have their "elite" forces (Nudhba) that are military-trained.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
They're referring to Antifa I assume.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 12:35 PM (HfNu5)
Of course, once they drive the car into the ditch they will call on the male YT to tow the car out, repair the damage then demand they be let drive again and the male YT better fill it up and check the oil while he's at it.
The horror, the horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2023 12:35 PM (R/m4+)
And the sun has started to reassert itself.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:35 PM (Hz+jI)
Next year is the last total in the US until 2044. I want to go see it. I guess between San Antonio and Mexico is my best chance to avoid clouds yet again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
They still aren't recognized, as far as I know, as a legitimate military, just terrorists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (kMjXE)
That would be Taqiyyah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:31 PM
Maybe, but the Quran is the timeless and perfect word of Allah, so it can't be altered. To do so would be a major sin....and then the various Muslim factions would have another reason to kill each other instead of us. Shirk is the unforgivable sin, so killing internal apostates is a #1 priority.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (kMjXE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (yAP0M)
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Well...does Mrs D catching me drinking bier with my neighbor as we clean guns count?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:37 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Weasel
Done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:38 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd
No, we would assume that. Not them. With pro Palestinian marches going on all over the country, their one concern was a Nazi rally in Orlando outside Disney World. They think J/6 was a Nazi event.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:38 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 12:38 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 12:38 PM (HfNu5)
Saw that during the last eclipse several years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door
They're the right color, but their values are WAY to traditional and toxically masculine. And don't get us STARTED on their primitive views on sexuality and transgenderism!!!
Posted by: Modern Woke Joint Chiefs Leaders of Staff at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (kMjXE)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
Jealous, I am.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (Hz+jI)
I have had trouble having conversations with them since this began.
Just talk about the grandkids I keep telling myself.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)
there people in the Gulags who were praising Stalin and fretted that he "did not know" what was going on...cannot chose your relatives
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (V13WU)
1. View eclipse
2. Find virgin
3. Find volcano
4. Some assembly required
5. Order pizza for dinner
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (l4B/J)
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Dang.
This is doable...we even got Mt St Helens just down the road.
But #2 may be a problem.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 14, 2023 12:41 PM (IVUtt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 12:42 PM (omVj0)
1. View eclipse
2. Find virgin
3. Find volcano
4. Some assembly required
5. Order pizza for dinner
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (l4B/J)
***
It's been so long maybe I qualify again. Not that I'm volunteering to go Volcan diving.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 12:42 PM (HfNu5)
But #2 may be a problem.
For the right price anything can be arranged...
Posted by: Whoever replaced Epstein at October 14, 2023 12:42 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Diogenes
******
Perhaps we should consider it in relative terms rather than absolute.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:42 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:30 PM (kMjXE)
That would be Taqiyyah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:31 PM
Maybe, but the Quran is the timeless and perfect word of Allah, so it can't be altered. To do so would be a major sin....and then the various Muslim factions would have another reason to kill each other instead of us. Shirk is the unforgivable sin, so killing internal apostates is a #1 priority.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 12:36 PM (kMjXE)
And Muhhamed was the "final" prophet. Hard hill to climb past.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Wy1BU)
@Visegrád 24 on Xwitter
Unidentified war planes strike Iranian military convoy near the Al-Bukamel border crossing between Iraq and Syria.
It's almost certainly an Israeli air raid
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (qj8+t)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (fwDg9)
Well...does Mrs D catching me drinking bier with my neighbor as we clean guns count?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:37 PM (uSHSS)
Got a quote for dental work on one of the cats...$7K. Hey, I need to put groceries on the table and keep a roof over my head. Sorry Kitty, I'll find some other way to deal with your teeth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)
At those rates you could afford a HomeSize Reactor from KAYTEL! Easy finince, pay it off by 2323!
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (KiuiP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (m/f+S)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 12:25 PM (enJYY)
Jeez.
This is like tossing Muldoon a softball.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:46 PM (uSHSS)
1. View eclipse
2. Find virgin
3. Find volcano
4. Some assembly required
5. Order pizza for dinner
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:32 PM (l4B/J)
***
Dang.
This is doable...we even got Mt St Helens just down the road.
But #2 may be a problem.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:39 PM (uSHSS)
Soyboys don't count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:46 PM (ynpvh)
===
they should rejoice, they are with allah
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (m/f+S)
Put it off until tomorrow.
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (m/f+S)
Put it off until tomorrow.
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 12:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Isn't that the saying?
"Put off today what you can do tomorrow".
I may have that backwards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)
Unidentified war planes strike Iranian military convoy near the Al-Bukamel border crossing between Iraq and Syria.
It's almost certainly an Israeli air raid
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)
In all likelyhood but hey American Pilots need target practice also. Could have been us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:48 PM (pmmLi)
Unidentified war planes strike Iranian military convoy near the Al-Bukamel border crossing between Iraq and Syria.
It's almost certainly an Israeli air raid
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)
In all likelyhood but hey American Pilots need target practice also. Could have been us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:48 PM (pmmLi)
With the current administration? Dunno about that. More likely to "accidentally" hit an Israeli target.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
*************
Rejected by the Volcano - a limerick
An erstwhile street hooker named Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)
Dang!
My dog was only $600.
But he's old so I bought ammo instead.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
*************
Rejected by the Volcano - a limerick
An erstwhile street hooker named Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (l4B/J)
She got out of one habit and into another.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner
Nope. Like so many before them, they have discovered that allah is a little god hewn from stone by man's hand. They are in the presence of the living God. What happens after that, I don't pretend to know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (qj8+t)
Palestinians in your neighborhood
Your petty criminal relatives living in your house
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 12:51 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
For most of us, that emergency warning system test a few days ago was an inconvenience but for some . . .
Amish men carrying forbidden cell phones outed by national emergency alert test
https://tinyurl.com/2p9n6re4
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Damn apostates!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 12:51 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at October 14, 2023 12:52 PM (6TzTY)
https://youtu.be/uSmbd00zs
qQ?si=yX4rcRl1YuSmT1TJ
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 14, 2023 12:52 PM (IVUtt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:52 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:50 PM (ynpvh)
I'm guessing she got rope burns from her rosary.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:53 PM (uSHSS)
==
there is only one virgin! and she is 72 !
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2023 12:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at October 14, 2023 12:55 PM (qj8+t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:48 PM (pmmLi)
With the current administration? Dunno about that. More likely to "accidentally" hit an Israeli target.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:49 PM (ynpvh)
Well I gotta admit ya have a good point there LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:55 PM (pmmLi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:56 PM (0EOe9)
==
there is only one virgin! and
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 12:53 PM (V13WU)
FIFY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)
I do animal dentistry, you just gotta get me a Vet to put them under.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:56 PM (pmmLi)
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2023 12:57 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 14, 2023 12:57 PM (fnmJK)
In the grand scheme of things it is small...but when did we add a constitutional amendment saying the government could make your phone go off whenever they felt like it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:48 PM (pmmLi)
With the current administration? Dunno about that. More likely to "accidentally" hit an Israeli target.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:49 PM (ynpvh)
Well I gotta admit ya have a good point there LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:55 PM (pmmLi)
***
Target detection and tracking:
Israeli drone or their version of J-STARS?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (l4B/J)
David Burge
@iowahawkblog
·
Oct 13
Wacky college fads thru the years:
1930s: swallowing goldfish
1950s: panty raids and stuffing phone booths
1970s: streaking
2020s: Nuremberg-style pro-Holocaust pep rallies
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 12:59 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Murphy's law rules; cool that you mechanic was close!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 12:59 PM (Hz+jI)
Do students at Ball State University have to take testes?"
If they fail they get sacked?
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2023 12:59 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 12:59 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 01:01 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)
I do animal dentistry, you just gotta get me a Vet to put them under.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2023 12:56 PM (pmmLi)
Is there something I can rub on her gums? She's part siamese and doc says she has to have all teeth removed, as most likely an allergy to the ligaments that hold the teeth in. Was referred to vetenary dentist by our vet. Other option is steroids, but dentist said they only work for so many years. Cat is 2 years old.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: 18-1
Oh an easy one: that's in the penumbras of all the Emergency Powers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 01:02 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)
Do students at Ball State University have to take testes?"
Do any men there have more than one nut?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 01:02 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (l10hq)
In the grand scheme of things it is small...but when did we add a constitutional amendment saying the government could make your phone go off whenever they felt like it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (XqcwY)
Like modern weapons aren't covered by the 2nd Amendment, only flint locks and muzzle loaders, H8ter! Hunting doesn't require anything more.--Leftard
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (KiuiP)
What?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Wy1BU)
I don't know why, but this made me wonder... are lesbians considered virgins?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (QBaJw)
Do students at Ball State University have to take testes?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (l4B/J)
Maybe, like the little Austrian guy, they need to have only one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:04 PM (FVME7)
********
Opening line of the latest Jack Preacher spy thriller.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 01:04 PM (l4B/J)
Oh noes! Mr. Sun has disappeared!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2023 01:01 PM (MoZTd)
We have a solution. Bring me my Obsidian blade!
Posted by: Ancient Aztecs at October 14, 2023 01:05 PM (ynpvh)
______________
*tinfoil hat on*
It was not a "test." It was to geolocate people.
===
The IDF is using specific cell phone data to track down owners of the phones when they upload video... and bombing the shit out them. There's no reason not to believe the "test" here wasn't a demonstration to FedGov that the tech can be used to find individuals much like the IDF is doing.
===
*tinfoil hat off, but nearby*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2023 01:05 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01
Oddly enough I had the same question.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 01:05 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (KiuiP)
Which means it's obviously not YOUR phone. Those walls of text we sign (and of course South Park did a terrifyingly hilarious episode about it) are the template for the future.
The movement to have us own nothing is real.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:05 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 01:05 PM (0EOe9)
Hint, and 1 modern Frigate resting on the bottom
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 01:06 PM (fwDg9)
What?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2023 12:44 PM (Wy1BU)
I don't know why, but this made me wonder... are lesbians considered virgins?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (QBaJw)
They kinda scissor around that issue.
Posted by: Ancient Aztecs at October 14, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:07 PM (ynpvh)
Do students at Ball State University have to take testes?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (l4B/J)
Whoever thinks these things up, they missed out by not calling their sportsball teams the Nads.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:07 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (XqcwY)
We want the airwaves (that's right, that's right)
We want the airwaves (that's right, that's right)
We want the airwaves, baby
If the federales are gonna stay alive...
Posted by: Bob, NSA Layabout and Porn Collector at October 14, 2023 01:07 PM (R/m4+)
Do students at Ball State University have to take testes?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 12:58 PM (l4B/J)
Whoever thinks these things up, they missed out by not calling their sportsball teams the Nads.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:07 PM (QBaJw)
Or the NAD. I mean it BALL state not BALLS state.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 01:10 PM (uSHSS)
Almost every Muslim is a copy of Baghdad Bob. Hell even today they teach that they were victorious in the 1973 Yom Kippur War.
Posted by: Drive By at October 14, 2023 12:08 PM (MNhXM)
I went to the Egyptian military museum in The Citadel on a trip to Cairo, and there were a crapload of dioramas showing Egyptian military successes. A couple were legit, like the way that they breached the Bar Lev Line in '73. Props for that, they had their shit together back then.
But then there were the ones that were total bullshit. Like a semifamous mid to late 80s plane hijacking where the diorama claimed "our brave counterterror squads assaulted the plane and took down all of the terrorists! Yay!" What they glossed over was that the Egyptians blew the doors of the plane and hosed the inside of the plane with AK rounds, killing about 3/4 of the hostages before the last terrorist went down.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2023 01:10 PM (n+4am)
It's partial but it's something like 90% and it's so freakin' coooool!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 01:10 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Ancient Aztecs at October 14, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
If the ladies find themselves in a pickle, craving a man shaped instrument, but have no artificial items around, will a dill do?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:12 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
This was my suggestion on the day of infamy, I'm glad they decided to implement.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 01:12 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:08 PM (ynpvh)
Stanford called and said they'd allow it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:12 PM (QBaJw)
Still very cool. Seemed to make the dog slightly nervous though.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 01:13 PM (fTtFy)
Posted by: Ancient Aztecs at October 14, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
If the ladies find themselves in a pickle, craving a man shaped instrument, but have no artificial items around, will a dill do?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:12 PM (QBaJw)
If not they can always move here.
https://is.gd/bXqs85
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
They built the Hoover Dam quicker than that!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 01:15 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2023 01:10 PM (n+4am)
Did they have one for the Anwar Sadat operation?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:15 PM (QBaJw)
It's partial but it's something like 90% and it's so freakin' coooool!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2023 01:10 PM (1Yy3c)
***
A GoFundMe site set up for Robert's eye surgeries will be established in three...two...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 01:15 PM (uSHSS)
They built the Hoover Dam quicker than that!
Posted by: Muldoon
No EPA when Boulder was built.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 01:16 PM (Hz+jI)
The Left is now explaining that democracy has failed again, sadly. They obviously need stronger controls to keep "disinformation" from being spread in the future.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)
Tell me you've never read the Federalist Papers, without telling me you've never read the Federalist Papers.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 14, 2023 01:16 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:08 PM (ynpvh)
Stanford called and said they'd allow it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:12 PM (QBaJw)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAD_Electronics
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/bXqs85
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
"A road sign welcoming drivers to Dildo."
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I don't know, ladies, looks like it would hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:17 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 01:17 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 01:18 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 01:18 PM (uSHSS)
It falls under the penumbra of science.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
Keith Olbermann⌚️
@KeithOlbermann
Replying to @maxwelltani
Did you even notice that Velshi is reporting and anchoring FROM the conflict? Or note that Abrams was fired after wiping out as an msnbc executive and an msnbc anchor? And HE's the guy you go to?
I have no love for the network I created but this is sloppy work
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Even if you did create MSNBC, Queef, that's nothing to be proud of.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7)
Even if you did create MSNBC, Queef, that's nothing to be proud of.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7
So he's the Al Gore of MSNBC...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
They built the Hoover Dam quicker than that!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 01:15 PM (l4B/J)
Lots to consider, and I have more than a year before I can be out of my current contract, but I'm at least considering moving back.
Not sure a Cosco would factor into my decision though.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:21 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 01:22 PM (T4tVD)
They built the Hoover Dam quicker than that!
Posted by: Muldoon
Yeah, right, like there'll be a 2027.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 01:22 PM (T4tVD)
Sounds like my power this morning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Palley Stein at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (KVGVf)
I’m here in MD, in the rain.
30 years for effing nothing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (m15BG)
Posted by: Olbermann's bathtub rubber duck at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 12:49 PM
The problem there is, the Israelis aren't afraid to have an "accident" back at us...
Posted by: USS Liberty at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 14, 2023 01:17 PM (0EOe9)
I couldn't be bothered to even step outside. Even though the sky is clear.
When was the total eclipse... 2015? Somewhere around there? It was so exciting. This one, it just looks glowy outside. Meh.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (a/7LW)
https://is.gd/bXqs85
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
"A road sign welcoming drivers to Dildo."
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I don't know, ladies, looks like it would hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:17 PM (QBaJw)
There's alway "South Dildo"...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dildo
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
It's in Muncie, so there used to be a lot of good "tranny" jokes. Sadly not so much any more.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:23 PM (FVME7)
That's the other thing. Does one even bother planning for the future?
Wish I was kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:26 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega
Murdering Monday, Raping Teusday, Hostage Wednesday . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 01:26 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Diogenes
It falls under the penumbra of science.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
********
Well Halo, Dolly!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2023 01:27 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 01:27 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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*?*
I don't get this.
Posted by: A Millenial at October 14, 2023 01:27 PM (XeU6L)
On this date in 1947, Chuck Yeager got that famous free steak.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 01:27 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 01:28 PM (V13WU)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dildo
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
"As a designated place in the 2016 Census of Population conducted by Statistics Canada, South Dildo recorded a population of 249 living in 106 of its 135 total private dwellings, a change of -20.7% from its 2011 population of 314. With a land area of 4.93 km2 (1.90 sq mi), it had a population density of 50.5/km2 (130.8/sq mi) in 2016."
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Looks like everyone is pulling out.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 14, 2023 01:29 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 01:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 14, 2023 01:29 PM (Mzdiz)
It's in Muncie, so there used to be a lot of good "tranny" jokes. Sadly not so much any more.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 01:24 PM (4PZHB)
***
Interestingly enough, Ball has a very good Defense and Aerospace Division. They got lots of Balls in space.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2023 01:32 PM (uSHSS)
So what's the solution here?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2023 01:38 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 14, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
I can't wrap my brain around someone wanting to.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 14, 2023 01:39 PM (h4nev)
So what's the solution here?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 14, 2023 01:38 PM
Taxes!?!?!
Posted by: Liberals and Chief Justice Roberts at October 14, 2023 01:39 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 14, 2023 01:42 PM (I1asz)
One of their most durable fables was the electric automobile.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 14, 2023 01:46 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Randy at October 14, 2023 11:23 AM (nHD46)
Is there a link to an obit or did a family member post this info?
I'm so sad to read this. Vic, you are in my thoughts, you were here before it was cool to hang at aoshq.
Posted by: old chick at October 14, 2023 01:48 PM (sOete)
So what's the solution here?
Posted by: irongrampa
Couple of things: the phrase "too cheaply to meter" is more of a exaggeration than accurate description of finance. Second, utilities are legal monopolies granted by a government, so it's likely that they would be granted the right to levy a nominal fee to cover expenses/inflation/etc.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2023 01:50 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: t-bird
Like this one:
Clearly it's Ace before he got all furry.
Posted by: chemjeff
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2023 01:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You forgot to add the grifter's cut.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 01:54 PM (Hz+jI)
I'm so sad to read this. Vic, you are in my thoughts, you were here before it was cool to hang at aoshq.
Posted by: old chick at October 1
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I wonder if the divorce helped bring about his demise. IMHO, there were some sad, lonely posts afterwards
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 14, 2023 01:55 PM (w1Et3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 14, 2023 01:03 PM (l10hq)
They will just bore Satan to death.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 14, 2023 01:56 PM (m15BG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2023 02:02 PM (IG4Id)
https://tinyurl.com/bdf82wtx
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 02:04 PM (5g9YU)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
BREAKING:
The Gare de Lyon train station in Paris is being evacuated right now due to a terrorist threat.
This is no way to live...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 14, 2023 02:05 PM (krqg6)
Corrected for clarity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 02:07 PM (Nsb2b)
Posted by: JM in Ill
Vic seemed to take his wife's illness in stride and be there for her and her mom, by his posts. I think she passed after they divorced.
I always smiled when he said he had to go because his younger brother would be phoning him.
Posted by: old chick at October 14, 2023 02:09 PM (sOete)
No it won't! It will be great!
This is becoming a disaster.
No it isn't. It is great!
This is causing irreversible harm.
Wow. This turned into a disaster. You should have stopped us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 14, 2023 02:09 PM (Nsb2b)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2023 02:09 PM (V8he0)
India defeats Pakistan in the World Cup of cricket
I think one of the Pak players was mouthing off about Gaza a few days ago too so their loss is sweet for me too.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 14, 2023 02:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2023 02:11 PM (FhXTo)
Why is this important ? He is an ex-defense minister a hardliner on Iran and the rest of the scum . How much of a hardliner ? In July of this year he said that "Confrontation with Iran ‘only a matter of time, and not a lot of time’
Amid efforts to resume nuclear talks, finance minister says ‘no diplomatic process or agreement will stop Iran’s nuclear program’". bada bing, bada boom.
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:12 PM (V13WU)
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Funny how the Left gets to hold referendum after referendum but once they've won on an issue, they never hold another referendum on the issue either a few years later or ever again?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 14, 2023 02:13 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 02:14 PM (5g9YU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2023 02:15 PM (V8he0)
BTW Gantz also wanted to strike Iran's nuke facilities. And as a defense minister asked to expanded military budget for that potential strike.
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:17 PM (V13WU)
Not shocked but sill very sadden by this news
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 02:19 PM (fwDg9)
Not shocked but sill very sadden by this news
Posted by: Skip at October 14
I'm saddened as well. I had the impression he was not well
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 02:26 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2023 02:30 PM (azfwx)
Perfect.
Then it is perfectly justified to kill them as terrorists.
Hamass has not merely thrown them under the bus, it has approved their death sentence.
Posted by: Sam at October 14, 2023 02:36 PM (ohyxL)
That's why I asked if there is a link to an obit or did a family member post this info?
It seems to me it was posted sometime prior that Vic had passed, maybe by the same nic and later Vic stopped in to confirm he was still kicking.
Posted by: old chick at October 14, 2023 02:38 PM (sOete)
Posted by: old chick at October
Now remember that as well.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VdGjU)
There's something so terribly cruel about this video, it's hard to put it into words. It's one thing having the upper hand over someone else, it's another being so viciously contemptuous of them and taking pleasure in their suffering.
It's not super clear, so maybe he meant it in a good way, like we all appreciate Ace's cruelty...but that's not the vibe I got.
Posted by: Intercepted "X" Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2023 02:41 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: It's Happening at October 14, 2023 02:43 PM (VpCCm)
Posted by: It's Happening at October 14, 2023 02:43 PM
Hmmm. Maybe we can compromise, and let them stay, but only if they stay in San Francisco. They're super tolerant there, so they should all get along swimingly.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 14, 2023 02:46 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 14, 2023 02:49 PM (VdGjU)
So this asshole is the first out the door:
"Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman: U.S. Should ‘Welcome’ Palestinian Refugees"
This is going to be an interesting news topic.
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 02:49 PM (5g9YU)
Posted by: It's Happening at October 14, 2023 02:43 PM
Hmmm. Maybe we can compromise, and let them stay, but only if they stay in San Francisco. They're super tolerant there, so they should all get along swimingly.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Not on the mainland! They should all be welcomed in HI by a HI judge.
Maybe some land by Denali?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 02:50 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2023 02:51 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 02:52 PM (Hz+jI)
==
not enough dicks for him to suck ?
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: It's Happening at October 14, 2023 02:53 PM (VpCCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2023 02:53 PM (RSbhh)
==
not enough dicks for him to suck ?
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:52 PM
I have an opening....for a cock. Cook! Cook.....
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2023 02:54 PM (NCgXW)
Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Runner at 205 is probably correct; but, I think mine works too because I have seen any 'cinematic' wonders from them in years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 02:55 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2023 02:55 PM (Hz+jI)
Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2023 02:56 PM (5g9YU)
@sentdefender
U.S. Defense Officials have told the Israeli Government that U.S. Naval Ships in the Eastern Mediterranean will be used to Shoot Down Missiles that are launched by Hezbollah in Lebanon and that U.S. Forces across the Middle East will Target a number of Pro-Iranian Groups in Syria and Iraq if this Escalates into a Regional Conflict.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2023 02:58 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2023 02:59 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2023 02:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 03:04 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 14, 2023 01:55 PM (w1Et3)
I would not doubt it. His entire demeanor seemed to change after the divorce. RIP, Vic. Your stories of your neighbor "borrowing" liquor always amused me.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 14, 2023 03:16 PM (h4nev)
Should Israel from Philistian yoke deliver
Ask for this great deliverer now, and find him
Eyeless in Gaza at the Mill with slaves. [Samson]
-- John Milton
this has been going on for millennia
Posted by: Beverly at October 14, 2023 03:17 PM (Epeb0)
In that it shares a great deal with national socialism which rose in Germany between the World Wars. We know how that ended. The difference here is Islamic nations do not possess significant firepower.
We will need to start a systematic destruction of it. Saudi Arabia gets to have a choice I guess. But in Jerusalem you need to wipe it all out. Gaza and the West Bank have to disappear. And in the US, state legislatures need to take a stiff hand with their state colleges. Presidents who act like the US is a terrible place need to be replaced. Immediately. This will be a long and protracted war - and we will eventually have to give Canada the same ultimatum, fix it, or you are out of the NA trade alliance.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 14, 2023 03:23 PM (UVyKP)
Ship em' all to Gitmo then tear down the fence. Let the Castro family deal with 'em. One big unhappy family of commies and mental defectives looking for a free teat to suck off of. Put it on PPV for the lulz.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2023 03:31 PM (RSbhh)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 14, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)
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I like it. Kind of like an inverse Mariel boatlift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2023 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
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