Momentous Thread before the Gardening Thread, May 6

Well, I guess today is a momentous day. Did you get up early to watch the coronation of King Charles III?

Or are you perhaps attending the Revolutionary War Weekend at Mount Vernon?

The Disney Connection

Weirdly, there appears to be a connection between King Charles III and The Walt Disney Company's special privileges at Reedy Creek. Jonathan Turley, April 17:

Disney is used to being its own self-governing boss.
That history may have warped its judgment in attempting this power grab. It is a move that would make the pirates of the Caribbean blush.
The "declaration of restrictive covenants" gives Disney total control over development and even bans the new board from using Disney's name or the names of any of its "fanciful characters."
It added what is called a royal clause, used in England since 1692.
It specified this "Declaration shall continue in effect until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, King of England, living as of the date of this declaration."

The Brits were always good at dramatic story lines. Guess Disney adopted one here.

Even Slate mentions this unusual royal clause, quoting the book Married to the Mouse.

Slate.

I think Disney should have stayed out of politics.

Let's not take these things too far. . . .

They (or all of us) actually live a Disney life, (and perhaps in a Disney world) and the funny thing is that everyone takes it seriously.🤡🤡#Templates @humanvibration pic.twitter.com/crjH5rbuAE
— PawThinks (@PawThinks) May 6, 2023

To celebrate the birth of Prince Archie 4 years ago today , @Disney created a special Winnie-the-Pooh animation as a gift for Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan. Prince Archie was celebrated by all , just beautiful. #HappyBirthdayArchie4 #PrinceArchie4 pic.twitter.com/j6vnTFf0DM
— claire (@claireXanda) May 6, 2023

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Scenes from the Coronation

What kinds of really religious things is the Archbishop of Canterbury doing these days?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠

The Archbishop of Canterbury places St Edward’s Crown on The King’s anointed head. The clergy, congregation and choir all cry ‘God Save The King’.#Coronation pic.twitter.com/kGrV3W0bky
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) May 6, 2023

The kids are cute in red, white and blue.

Of course Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are in Red, White and Blue 🇬🇧👑#Coronation pic.twitter.com/SybdNzMoFK
— Kayla Adams (@KaylaAdams___) May 6, 2023

Gold-Stick-in-Waiting

Princess Anne has changed out of her Coronation Robes and is now on horseback in the parade.

The 72-year-old royal is Gold-Stick-in-Waiting meaning she is The King’s personal bodyguard for this procession.#Coronation pic.twitter.com/gQaD76tHT6
— Royal Central (@RoyalCentral) May 6, 2023

“So Princess Anne, you have one mission. Just sit right in front of Harry with a massive red feather on top of your hat. Perfect. Nailed it. Mission accomplished.”#Coronation pic.twitter.com/HGRIqHXN9k
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) May 6, 2023

So, when do we have crowds like this in the USA?

Just for the Naysayers who think they are doing anything with the stupid "abolishthemonarchy" or "notmyking" hashtags: This is Great Britain🇬🇧this is Real life🇬🇧this is the Power of the Monarchy in 2023🇬🇧😎🎻#Coronation #GodSaveTheKing pic.twitter.com/aGWSNazCZW
— Canellecitadelle (@Canellelabelle) May 6, 2023

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Poetry and Music

Recessional by Rudyard Kipling

God of our fathers, known of old --
Lord of our far-flung battle line --
Beneath whose awful hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine --
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget--lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies--
The Captains and the Kings depart --
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget--lest we forget!

Far-called our navies melt away--
On dune and headland sinks the fire --
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget--lest we forget!

If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe --
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law --
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget--lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust
In reeking tube and iron shard --
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding calls not Thee to guard.
For frantic boast and foolish word,
Thy Mercy on Thy People, Lord!
Amen.

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Hope you have something nice planned for this momentous weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs

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Last week's thread, April 29, How can we slow the crumbling of western civilization?

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:09 AM

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1 Doing before the garden stuff now myself

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:10 AM (KQxAI)

2 Thought folks were thinning out in the prayer thread. New thread --- surprise!

Those kids are soooooo cute!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:12 AM (tQL7r)

3 King Jugears I

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:12 AM (AwYPR)

4 Howdy, KT!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 11:13 AM (u73oe)

5 Wife has been watching this since someone put up the link on the Tech Thread, she loves that stuff.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:14 AM (KQxAI)

6 May he reign as long as Lady Jane Grey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (s12c9)

7 Hi, everybody! Moving day yesterday. Not for me. Dropped a cabinet on my toe. Major stresses for my neighbor who actually moved. Glad it's over.

Posted by: KT at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (rrtZS)

8 Been turning over the garden soil with a shovel myself

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (xhxe8)

9 The King is a fink!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (s12c9)

10 I really like the leisurely pace of the comments on this thread. More my speed. No monkeys on crack typing furiously to keep up on Saturdays?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (tQL7r)

11 I watched parts of it (and no; I am not a AWFL who imagines myself as a princess or Duchess). I liked the part where he came out of the Balcony and all the royals were there. I don't think I have ever seen Charles smile so much. It must be a moving experience for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (Keyt1)

12 The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 11:16 AM (u73oe)

13 Posted by: KT at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (rrtZS)

Sorry about your toe, KT. I hope you feel better soon. It was nice of you to help your neighbor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:17 AM (Keyt1)

14 I think Good King Charles is full of codswollop, me self.

Posted by: MkY at May 06, 2023 11:18 AM (5rMwN)

15 10 I really like the leisurely pace of the comments on this thread. More my speed. No monkeys on crack typing furiously to keep up on Saturdays?
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (tQL7r)

Our contract says we get weekends off.

Posted by: Crack Monkeys Local 913 Shop Steward at May 06, 2023 11:18 AM (PiwSw)

16 Too much for too long.

Posted by: Royal Meh at May 06, 2023 11:18 AM (LPkjK)

17 12 The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 11:16 AM (u73oe)

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And all the knights were so unpredictable!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (s12c9)

18 I don't think I have ever seen Charles smile so much. It must be a moving experience for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Seriously. He's waited almost what? 80 years for this moment?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (tQL7r)

19 I don't think I have ever seen Charles smile so much. It must be a moving experience for him.

I'm sure he wondered if this day would ever come.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (eOEVl)

20 Seems to me the "Royal Clause" is mostly an acknowledgement that contracts may not survive a regime change.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (tkR6S)

21 Has a nice ring to it, no?

Posted by: King Charles of Tampon at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (Xrfse)

22 To our British friends, it's not our thing, but enjoy your big day if that's what you're in to.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:20 AM (eOEVl)

23 The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 11:16 AM (u73oe)

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And all the knights were so unpredictable!
Posted by: Cicero

Can I just say....even though I don't play chess, I really miss the Chess Thread. Fascinating all the fashion pictures OM picked out.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (tQL7r)

24 I'd go "neener neener" at all the pomp and all those "subjects" but, seeing as we are having problems of our own over here on our side of the pond...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (jTmQV)

25 C'mon Fen, when you were a little girl you thought you were a princess. You aren't fooling us.

Posted by: JmT at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (mnBAX)

26 16 Too much for too long.
Posted by: Royal Meh at May 06, 2023 11:18 AM (LPkjK)

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They should cut the running time by a third and recast the King as a black lesbian girlboss!

Posted by: A Screenwriter for Modern Audiences at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (s12c9)

27 Who is Archbishop of Canterbury?...does the King want him gone? That might be exciting.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

28 The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.

Ah, the Queen's Gambit. Consort. Whatever.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:22 AM (eOEVl)

29 Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:19 AM (tQL7r)

I think he's between 72-74. He was a four year old at his mother's coronation. There was a picture of him as an understandably and bored and tired looking four year old standing next to Queen Mum on the balcony.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:22 AM (Keyt1)

30 Hi, everybody! Moving day yesterday. Not for me. Dropped a cabinet on my toe. Major stresses for my neighbor who actually moved. Glad it's over.
Posted by: KT

A momentous hello to you, KT! Sorry about your toe. Ouch. Moving is a major headache. Depending on how much stuff you've got.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:22 AM (tQL7r)

31 Who is Archbishop of Canterbury?...does the King want him gone? That might be exciting.

Why? Is he turbulent?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:23 AM (eOEVl)

32 I liked the part where Charles walked to the end of the cathedral and shouted King me!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 11:23 AM (u73oe)

33
Thought folks were thinning out in the prayer thread. New thread --- surprise!

Those kids are soooooo cute!
Posted by: Prime Sister

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Oh, PS, I answered you downstairs about Mark Dice. I don't know if he ever snags a smartie, but we might not find out, since his schtick is to expose dummies.

As for the coronation, those kids are cute! I think they're well trained. Rumor has it that Archie is a maladjusted holy terror. (Some YouTuber says so hahaha.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:23 AM (lCaJd)

34 Posted by: JmT at May 06, 2023 11:21 AM (mnBAX)

I am not a little girl and I don't imagine all the adult women there are thinking that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:24 AM (Keyt1)

35 Our contract says we get weekends off.
Posted by: Crack Monkeys Local 913 Shop Steward

Ooooooohh, I see how it is. Taking the weekend off....from crack? Or just the furious typing??

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:24 AM (tQL7r)

36 Why? Is he turbulent?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:23 AM (eOEVl)

Meddlesome, I'm sure.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:24 AM (AwYPR)

37 Is that Prince Archie Bunker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2023 11:25 AM (63Dwl)

38
I think he's between 72-74.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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74. The YouTuber I was watching was thumping for 74 channel memberships.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:25 AM (lCaJd)

39
The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

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I LOL'd.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:26 AM (lCaJd)

40 They should cut the running time by a third and recast the King as a black lesbian girlboss!
Posted by: A Screenwriter for Modern Audiences

That would actually be .........PERFECT!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:26 AM (tQL7r)

41 In honor of Power of the British monarchy I would like to post an excerpt from my dad's WWII diary from this past week at Anzio. My dad, who joined hundreds of thousands of American soldiers, sailors, Marines and airmen in showing the British monarchy (whose main "power" seemed to be keeping a stiff upper lip while waiting for the Yanks to come bail them out) the power of American exceptionalism.

(excerpt to follow)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (ykeLU)

42 " Is that Prince Archie Bunker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

is he in the can?

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (0uN1f)

43 But (basically)"It's a good show for all the AWL's (I think Americans) who imagine themselves princesses" was a comment from someone earlier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (Keyt1)

44 It is stupidly written. King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom. There is no such thing as the king (or queen) of England. It would be like referring to the president of Wyoming.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (ke3m5)

45 FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:17 AM

Thanks. Toe is a better. Neighbor had to leave some things behind. I found people to take most of the stuff. I think she will be pleased.

Posted by: KT at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (rrtZS)

46 Oh, PS, I answered you downstairs about Mark Dice. I don't know if he ever snags a smartie, but we might not find out, since his schtick is to expose dummies.

As for the coronation, those kids are cute! I think they're well trained. Rumor has it that Archie is a maladjusted holy terror. (Some YouTuber says so hahaha.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Yeah, guess that is the way he rolls.

I can't even imagine what having parents like Cringe and Whinge would do to a poor child

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:29 AM (tQL7r)

47 Posted by: KT at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (rrtZS)

That's good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:29 AM (Keyt1)

48 This King $%^& is really appalling and disgusting.

Look at the clapping serfs line up. 2023 eh?

Charles says he's here to serve and not be served.

While being observed as a god with this pageantry. Unfuggingbelievable that people buy this bullshit.

I'm here to serve you, peasants! LMFAO

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 06, 2023 11:29 AM (8Pphs)

49 It is stupidly written. King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom. There is no such thing as the king (or queen) of England. It would be like referring to the president of Wyoming.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 11:27 AM (ke3m5)

Right...he's half Greek...gyros for the coronation lunch.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:29 AM (AwYPR)

50 At least one outfit has concluded that the WVa Senate seat is now "safely Republican". Sucks to be you, Manchin.

https://tinyurl.com/3dn22fcp

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (eOEVl)

51
It is stupidly written. King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom. There is no such thing as the king (or queen) of England. It would be like referring to the president of Wyoming.
Posted by: Montec

The Duke of New York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

52 Has a nice ring to it, no?
Posted by: King Charles of Tampon

How did he ever live that down? No shame? Shame, but just don't care? Seared conscience? Makes ya wonder

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (tQL7r)

53 Whelp... I received my GM infotainment/navigation update USB drive this morning. Instructions say start the truck, put the USB drive in the slot and keep the vehicle running and in park for the duration of the update.

Which they estimate will take 50 minutes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (Q4IgG)

54 To celebrate the birth of Prince Archie 4 years ago today , @Disney created a special Winnie-the-Pooh animation as a gift for Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan. Prince Archie was celebrated by all , just beautiful.
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What's Chairman Xi doing at the Royal Birth???

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:32 AM (Vwz3I)

55 The Duke of New York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

Duke of Earl!

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

56 As for the coronation, those kids are cute! I think they're well trained. Rumor has it that Archie is a maladjusted holy terror. (Some YouTuber says so hahaha.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:23 AM (lCaJd)

Gee, with such stable and based parents, whoda ever thunk it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:33 AM (tkR6S)

57 The Princess Anne feather-plume tweet is great!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:33 AM (Vwz3I)

58 I think he's between 72-74. He was a four year old at his mother's coronation. There was a picture of him as an understandably and bored and tired looking four year old standing next to Queen Mum on the balcony.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh. I did not remember that. Guess he just seems so old compared to his mother when she was crowned.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:33 AM (tQL7r)

59 King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom.

Eh, I mean the president is ALSO the president of Wyoming, its not that big a deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (0hOvj)

60 Being absolved from yard work due to the rain is no longer in effect so it's on for the weekend. Mowing's already done and the lawn looks superb. The rain we had for two weeks was never more than a gentle shower that let the water soak in with minimal runoff.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (KATBx)

61 The after party was fine until one of the guests said to one of the servers "Check, mate!"

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (rqgpJ)

62 Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 06, 2023 11:29 AM (8Pphs)

How turrible of them. Just tuurible that they appreciate their history and traditions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (Keyt1)

63 That must be the King. He doesn't have shit all over him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 06, 2023 11:35 AM (aD39U)

64 If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe --
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law --
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget--lest we forget!
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Orwell said those lines were always good for a snicker in "pansy left circles", though they clearly don't refer to indigenous peoples. He meant the Germans.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2023 11:35 AM (TgBWG)

65 Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:33 AM (tQL7r)

He is; I think she was in her early 30's?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:35 AM (Keyt1)

66 Well if Europe was in the USA Napoleon would have been Emperor or the Texans to put it into perspective.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:36 AM (xhxe8)

67 Oh. I did not remember that. Guess he just seems so old compared to his mother when she was crowned.

She was crowned quite young, which led to such an epically long reign. Of sorts. I mean, she wasn't actually in power. Yes technically the crown has various powers and control over things but in practice they are basically ceremonial like an actor cutting the ribbon to open a new WalMart. Their main role is a tourist attraction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:37 AM (0hOvj)

68 The Walk for the Roses occurred mere hours before the Run for the Roses. Two winning horses to be cherished and honored.

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2023 11:37 AM (rqgpJ)

69 Right...he's half Greek...gyros for the coronation lunch.
Posted by: BignJames

I thought he was half German. So confusing with these fractions. I was promised there would be no math here at AOSHQ on the weekend.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:37 AM (tQL7r)

70 Whelp... I received my GM infotainment/navigation update USB drive this morning. Instructions say start the truck, put the USB drive in the slot and keep the vehicle running and in park for the duration of the update.

Which they estimate will take 50 minutes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (Q4IgG)

And how many back doors and stealth shit are in that stick? If the truck works fine now, I'd be tempted to shitcan the USB. Back when I used Windows, I always turned off automatic update. Some updates cause you to lose functionality. Eventually, the stuff you really need will become available as a stand-alone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:38 AM (tkR6S)

71 The EZ Dog Journal

May 1, 1944
May Day - and such a beautiful day I decided to take a hop with Taylor in his L-5.
We flew for over an hour - around the lines, over town, up and down. He let me have the stick most of the time. After the flight I watched the 240 fire a few rounds. A beautiful gun - if guns can be called that.

The 240 mm M1 howitzer and the 8-inch gun were the heaviest artillery used in Italy both on the main peninsula beginning in late '43 and at Anzio about halfway through the Sitzkrieg phase.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:38 AM (ykeLU)

72 He is; I think she was in her early 30's?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:35 AM (Keyt1)

26

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:39 AM (AwYPR)

73 At least one outfit has concluded that the WVa Senate seat is now "safely Republican". Sucks to be you, Manchin. Posted by Archimedes

Really? SAFELY Republican? That's just seems weird.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:39 AM (tQL7r)

74 That crown doesn't improve what's her name's appearance. Her head looks squashed.

It reminds me of a scene from The Crown showing the young queen how to walk while wearing a very heavy crown.

Posted by: NL at May 06, 2023 11:39 AM (eGTCV)

75 59 King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom.

Eh, I mean the president is ALSO the president of Wyoming, its not that big a deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (0hOvj)

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Meh. The German Kaiser was also the King of Prussia.

The Austrian Emperor was (usually) also the Holy Roman Emperor, not to mention the King of Bohemia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:40 AM (s12c9)

76 Count Basie and Duke Ellington!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:40 AM (Vwz3I)

77 So Charles has taken his mother's place in the Pentavirate?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 06, 2023 11:40 AM (aD39U)

78 Please tell me that King Chuck, as his first royal act, knighted some halfwit while doing the Bugs Bunny Sir Loin of Beef, Baron of Munchausen, Earl ofCloves etc etc shtick.

Lie if you must.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2023 11:40 AM (8AONa)

79 Which they estimate will take 50 minutes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Whoa. Don't sit there with the garage door closed!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:41 AM (tQL7r)

80 They totally did that to Harry on purpose. Ha ha!

Posted by: Royally petty at May 06, 2023 11:42 AM (FEapg)

81 Thinking about the Anthropologie thing...corporate America has a real problem.

Because if you are an exec at one of these companies, getting fired for going too woke and destroying your brand will get you a BETTER job later. Who do you think some other one of these companies is going to hire....

Some boring cishet person that increased sales by 10% at their last job

The brave, stunning, wonderful "genius" that had a man dance in a dress or Dylan Mulvaney pretend to be a tween girl while hocking Bud?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2023 11:42 AM (lc5cP)

82 The Princess Anne feather-plume tweet is great!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:33 AM (Vwz3I)

Mrs D taped.it. watching it now. Can't help but not laugh every time they show it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 11:43 AM (anj39)

83 Gee, with such stable and based parents, whoda ever thunk it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Horde Mind. It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:43 AM (tQL7r)

84 I'm here to serve you, peasants!

********

The Royal Cookbook

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:43 AM (ykeLU)

85 How is King Harv taking all this?

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:43 AM (AwYPR)

86 Charles is oldest Brit to be crowned

I liked the symbolism and tradition of the ritual

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 11:44 AM (DrdGj)

87 Please tell me that King Chuck, as his first royal act, knighted some halfwit while doing the Bugs Bunny Sir Loin of Beef, Baron of Munchausen, Earl of Cloves etc etc shtick.
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Sorry, Joe Biden didn't attend, just Jill. [Neither Reuters nor the BBC are calling her "Doctor" Jill, BTW. Ha, ha!]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:44 AM (Vwz3I)

88 Which they estimate will take 50 minutes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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Gotta admire the optimism of those Obama Motors engineers. 50 straight minutes of run time out of their handiwork is asking a lot.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2023 11:44 AM (8AONa)

89
Count Basie and Duke Ellington!
Posted by: andycanuck

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Prince!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:46 AM (lCaJd)

90 It is stupidly written. King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom. There is no such thing as the king (or queen) of England. It would be like referring to the president of Wyoming.
Posted by: Montec

The Duke of New York.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2023 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

The Duke Of Earl

Posted by: zombie Sam Cooke at May 06, 2023 11:46 AM (Zvtjl)

91 Thanks for posting pics of the thing. I view the British royals pretty much the same as a car accident with fatalities. Sure, I'll glance at it, but come on people, keep it moving. I have places to go and things to do.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 11:46 AM (4nayh)

92 89
Count Basie and Duke Ellington!
Posted by: andycanuck

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Prince!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:46 AM (lCaJd)

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Baron Sasha Cohen!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:47 AM (s12c9)

93 Count Basie and Duke Ellington!
Posted by: andycanuck

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Prince!

Earl Scheib!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:47 AM (eOEVl)

94
Thinking about the Anthropologie thing...corporate America has a real problem.

Posted by: 18-1

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What's the Anthropologie thing? Do they have men modeling skirts and midriff tops?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:47 AM (lCaJd)

95 Damn. Went to the kitchen to check on breakfast, and it was still cold. Turned on the wrong burner on the range.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:47 AM (tkR6S)

96 Thinking about the Anthropologie thing...corporate America has a real problem.

Yes. They're idiots who are convinced they're geniuses.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:48 AM (eOEVl)

97 Kaiser Steel FTW!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 11:48 AM (s12c9)

98 Jeez.
Go to Buckingham Palace and shout out "Here King, Here Queenie!" and see what comes running.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 11:49 AM (anj39)

99 Any chance we could swap Joe Biden for King Chuck for the next few years?

Whom do I call?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2023 11:49 AM (R/m4+)

100 What's the Anthropologie thing? Do they have men modeling skirts and midriff tops?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 11:47 AM (lCaJd)

Apparently. It's in the sidebar. I had never heard of them before. Now I know they are moonbats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (tkR6S)

101 Damn. Went to the kitchen to check on breakfast, and it was still cold. Turned on the wrong burner on the range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This will happen more often as you get older.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (gUQwJ)

102 What's the Anthropologie thing? Do they have men modeling skirts and midriff tops?

Its in the side bar but...yes

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (lc5cP)

103 From Google news I guess - Kettering Fairmont High School in Kettering, Ohio, made history by crowning two LGBTQ+ students, seniors Dai’sean Conley and Rosie Green, as prom king and queen.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (xhxe8)

104 Kaiser Steel FTW!

Pfffft.

Posted by: Kaiser Sosa at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (eOEVl)

105 I'm here to serve you, peasants!

********

The Royal Cookbook
Posted by: Muldoon

I'm sure you mean that as a joke. But some of the things I've read/heard about the royal family....yikes! They may actually have such a book.

Cannibalism's been in the main stream for a while. Even tiny Little Rock has or had one.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (tQL7r)

106 King Charles is not the King of England. He is the king of the United Kingdom.
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Eh, I mean the president is ALSO the president of Wyoming, its not that big a deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:34 AM (0hOvj)

And the king of England is only king of anything because people say he is. He didn't do anything, he was just born.

The president, at least theoretically, is elected. By the people. Theoretically.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (4nayh)

107 So I watched the end of the coronation and then juxtaposed that with arriving at a local rural cemetery and working alongside about 30 neighbors to clean the headstones of veterans today. Several stones were Revolutionary War vets and many were Civil War.. I enjoy the pageantry of England but enjoy the freedom from them more.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (swR0A)

108 We flew for over an hour - around the lines, over town, up and down. He let me have the stick most of the time. After the flight I watched the 240 fire a few rounds. A beautiful gun - if guns can be called that.

Its stuff like this that I love in war journals and diaries. In the middle of all the fear and brutality and death, a moment of peace and beauty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (0hOvj)

109 Go to Buckingham Palace and shout out "Here King, Here Queenie!" and see what comes running.
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Trained attack-corgis!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (Vwz3I)

110 Any chance we could swap Joe Biden for King Chuck for the next few years?

Whom do I call?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2023 11:49 AM (R/m4+)

Chuck's just as big a dumbass as Joe....maybe not as crooked, but just as stupid.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (AwYPR)

111 At one time this was very important. Right now it's nothing but a formal transfer of billions of dollars.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 11:52 AM (acrwL)

112 Get your new Aunt Jemima transcakes! They're so queer, they flip themselves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:52 AM (tkR6S)

113 #103 I assume trannies as simply 'gay' couple Prom Kings/Queens are relatively common now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 11:52 AM (Vwz3I)

114 99 Any chance we could swap Joe Biden for King Chuck for the next few years?

Whom do I call?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2023 11:49 AM (R/m4+)

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Call me.

Posted by: Queen Margaret at May 06, 2023 11:52 AM (s12c9)

115 What's the Anthropologie thing? Do they have men modeling skirts and midriff tops?

Full on dresses, including a spin shot where the guy's crotch is clearly exposed, showing a conspicuous bulge in shorts. Which women responded to with angry complaints.

I wonder how long businesses are going to keep doing this until it finally kicks in that the huge majority of the public despises this crap and wants it to stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:53 AM (0hOvj)

116 Any chance we could swap Joe Biden for King Chuck for the next few years?

Whom do I call?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2023 11:49 AM (R/m4+)

I wouldn't make that swap. Truly. Biden is a corrupt, senile pedophile.

Prince Charley isn't senile.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 11:53 AM (4nayh)

117 Get your new Aunt Jemima transcakes! They're so queer, they flip themselves.

I prefer Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:53 AM (eOEVl)

118 Cannibalism's been in the main stream for a while.

*******

Hmmm. I'm going to have to ponder this statement.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:53 AM (ykeLU)

119 'I don't think Walt done it this a'way. No, I don't Walt done it this a'way...'
- junior

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2023 11:54 AM (0G42s)

120 Thinking about the Anthropologie thing...corporate America has a real problem.

Yes. They're idiots who are convinced they're geniuses.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:48 AM (eOEVl)
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This is what happens when all the Business schools turn out MBAs taught in group think. These business "experts" think they really do have a grasp on what people like and are buying.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 11:54 AM (anj39)

121 From Google news I guess - Kettering Fairmont High School in Kettering, Ohio, made history by crowning two LGBTQ+ students, seniors Dai’sean Conley and Rosie Green, as prom king and queen.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM (xhxe

Sounds like that school needs a Promwell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:55 AM (tkR6S)

122 What a terrible photo of Princess Kate. I didn't think she took bad photos.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 11:55 AM (n9Px7)

123 And in more gay all the time news, European Parliament receives backlash for the work of an artist depicting Jesus as the apostles as gay and doing BDSM, My, how totally creative of them!!/s

https://tinyurl.com/4xa4waw4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:55 AM (Keyt1)

124 Charles is an idiot and a scumbag, but he's not as horrible as Biden. Biden is that, plus he's a child molesting corruptocrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (0hOvj)

125 121 From Google news I guess - Kettering Fairmont High School in Kettering, Ohio, made history by crowning two LGBTQ+ students, seniors Dai’sean Conley and Rosie Green, as prom king and queen.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 11:50 AM

Sounds like that school needs a Promwell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:55 AM (tkR6S)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (n9Px7)

126 Just In Time inventory caused a lot of problems during the COVID panic. Still is.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (acrwL)

127 I prefer Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:53 AM (eOEVl)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (tkR6S)

128 And in more gay all the time news, European Parliament receives backlash for the work of an artist depicting Jesus as the apostles as gay and doing BDSM, My, how totally creative of them!!/s

Now do Muhammad.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (eOEVl)

129 Went to the kitchen to check on breakfast, and it was still cold. Turned on the wrong burner on the range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This will happen more often as you get older.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Can confirm. Don't ax me how I know.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:57 AM (tQL7r)

130 Its stuff like this that I love in war journals and diaries. In the middle of all the fear and brutality and death, a moment of peace and beauty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I agree. This is one of my favorite entries of my dad's. Right next to his "Peonies by the Latrine" entry. Gives one hope for the enduring human spirit in a world of ugliness.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:57 AM (ykeLU)

131 In that one photo of Anne blocking out Harry, why are they all standing there with their big yappers open?

"Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish" - Mary Poppins

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2023 11:58 AM (4I/2K)

132 Chuck's just as big a dumbass as Joe....maybe not as crooked, but just as stupid.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2023 11:51 AM (AwYPR)

Chuck's all in on the NWO/Great Reset. Biden is just a guy in the take. If one could measure evil in terms of hitlers. Biden's about a .25 hitler. Chuck is about a 1.2.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 11:58 AM (4nayh)

133 128 And in more gay all the time news, European Parliament receives backlash for the work of an artist depicting Jesus as the apostles as gay and doing BDSM, My, how totally creative of them!!/s

Now do Muhammad.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (eOEVl)

For what value of "do"?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 11:58 AM (n9Px7)

134 "King Chuck" - Steve Martin should write a song about him.

Posted by: Toad-O at May 06, 2023 11:58 AM (B1QmE)

135 Now do Muhammad.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (eOEVl

Exactly. Aint happening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (Keyt1)

136 Related to the clothing bit in the sidebar is this story:

Smirnoff has a tranny spokesthing that they were associating with to DEI themselves into lower sales like Bud. And again, they got into trouble here because their pet tranny flashes his wedding tackle and rear end to kids and teens during a "protest" at the Texas legislature.

Smirnoff ran to a mic and declared that they no longer have a partnership with this pervert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (0hOvj)

137 131 In that one photo of Anne blocking out Harry, why are they all standing there with their big yappers open?

"Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish" - Mary Poppins
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2023 11:58 AM (4I/2K)

Maybe they're singing "God Save the King"?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (n9Px7)

138 Thanks for the fun thread, KT!

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:00 PM (n9Px7)

139 I'm here to serve you, peasants!

I'm here to serve you peasants!

Punctuation matters.

Posted by: Mmm...peasant at May 06, 2023 12:00 PM (FEapg)

140 Amen, Muldoon.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2023 12:00 PM (0G42s)

141
Its in the side bar but...yes
Posted by: 18-1

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Gooood god. I'm so glad they got buried for that. And I just can't believe they didn't see it coming. Do they think Dylan Mulvaney is a runaway success? wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:00 PM (lCaJd)

142 So I watched the end of the coronation and then juxtaposed that with arriving at a local rural cemetery and working alongside about 30 neighbors to clean the headstones of veterans today. Several stones were Revolutionary War vets and many were Civil War.. I enjoy the pageantry of England but enjoy the freedom from them more.
Posted by: Jen the original

Good on you and the 30 volunteers! I love that this American (?) tradition continues on.

Yes, loving the freedom from them, too. It's great the Revolutionary War reenactment is currently going on in The States.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:00 PM (tQL7r)

143 114 99 Any chance we could swap Joe Biden for King Chuck for the next few years?

Remember, Bidet is in our system both head of state and head of government. Perhaps a bad choice.

Chuckie is head of state but not head of government, and his role is largely ceremonial.

So you end up with a separate head of government. At least under the parliamentary system you have the no-confidence process

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (8erNz)

144 agree. This is one of my favorite entries of my dad's. Right next to his "Peonies by the Latrine" entry. Gives one hope for the enduring human spirit in a world of ugliness.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:57 AM (ykeLU)

On the other side , Dark humor is also a tool to keeping one's sanity. Unfortunately it sounds really bad out of context and a bane to law enforcement public relations.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (acrwL)

145 So when are the sanctimonious anti-royalty threads stopping? It’s Derby Day, we need to start posting sanctimonious anti-horse racing threads.

Racing and rodeos got to go. Used to love them, now I hate 'em, hate 'em hate 'em. Same with cicuses

Always hated all of them. And zoos.

When the colonizers atone! In other words never.

I'm still hate watching the coronation, waiting for the news to come back on.

Lauding the useless rich is also a pastime in this nation as well. The royals are nothing but a financial drain on British society.

This quote by Denis Diderot works for me- “ Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (u1Ef4)

146 Maybe they're singing "God Save the King"?
Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (n9Px7)

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I think that was the part of the ceremony where they sing "We Will Rock You."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (s12c9)

147 Last picture of the crowd, was that Salt Lake City?

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (0G42s)

148 Old and dated: "Long live the King!"

New and trending: "Up Chuck!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:02 PM (ykeLU)

149 Charles is an idiot and a scumbag, but he's not as horrible as Biden. Biden is that, plus he's a child molesting corruptocrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:56 AM (0hOvj)

I suspect you have a limited view of the royals. They are part of the monumental evil that is covering the world with a massive conspiracy that WILL result in the destruction of humanity.

They are the evil that Christians attribute to the devil. They are not devils. They are lure human evil. Truly worse than hitler.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 12:02 PM (4nayh)

150 Oh, look. The Winnie-the-Pooh short is All About Whatever Her Name Is.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:02 PM (n9Px7)

151 “So Princess Anne, you have one mission. Just sit right in front of Harry with a massive red feather on top of your hat. Perfect. Nailed it. Mission accomplished.”

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 12:02 PM (T4tVD)

152 Gives one hope for the enduring human spirit in a world of ugliness.

I read a great book called Brennan's War about a Vietnam vet. He is very graphic and visceral about the awful things he experienced and saw, but also there are moments when a fellow soldier points out vistas of awesome beauty to him and he starts to notice the world around him in addition to the combat he faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 12:02 PM (0hOvj)

153 If an adolescent male thinks he's a girl, why would you inject him with estrogen?

Seems like you'd inject him with testosterone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2023 12:03 PM (EPy2X)

154 I absolutely hate autocorrect on this f'n phone.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 12:03 PM (4nayh)

155 Smirnoff ran to a mic and declared that they no longer have a partnership with this pervert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (0hOvj)

Well, as long as I can get Valu-Rite, Smirnoff can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:03 PM (tkR6S)

156 "King Chuck" - Steve Martin should write a song about him.
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I did one for the marriage to Diana...

Got a little story about Chuck and Diana
Two British royals makin' out as best as they can
Oh-oh Life goes on
Long after the thrill of polo is gone

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:03 PM (Vwz3I)

157 143 Remember, Bidet is in our system both head of state and head of government. Perhaps a bad choice.

Chuckie is head of state but not head of government, and his role is largely ceremonial.

So you end up with a separate head
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (8erNz)

Like, like with ... a guillotine?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:04 PM (n9Px7)

158 I have to conclude that Biology, as taught currently in our schools has been a dismal failure.

Either the teachers are incompetent, the material inappropriate or the students not sentient enough to absorb it.

Failing any of that, it's a deliberate, nefarious plot to subvert our society.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2023 12:04 PM (KATBx)

159 Its stuff like this that I love in war journals and diaries. In the middle of all the fear and brutality and death, a moment of peace and beauty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

********

I agree. This is one of my favorite entries of my dad's. Right next to his "Peonies by the Latrine" entry. Gives one hope for the enduring human spirit in a world of ugliness.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 11:57 AM (ykeLU)
***

Absolutely concur.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 12:04 PM (anj39)

160 Smirnoff ran to a mic and declared that they no longer have a partnership with this pervert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 11:59 AM (0hOvj)

They had two . One was more a white gay transvestite. I'm assuming the cancelled one was the black tranny.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:04 PM (acrwL)

161 I think that was the part of the ceremony where they sing "We Will Rock You."

OK, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 12:04 PM (eOEVl)

162
I suspect you have a limited view of the royals. They are part of the monumental evil that is covering the world with a massive conspiracy that WILL result in the destruction of humanity.

***

Cromwell, is that you?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 12:05 PM (DrdGj)

163 Charles is an idiot and a scumbag, but he's not as horrible as Biden. Biden is that, plus he's a child molesting corruptocrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Not to put too fine a spin on this....but I think you're assuming facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:05 PM (tQL7r)

164 #146 Quite the range of crazy there at the DU!

LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:05 PM (Vwz3I)

165 Oops. #145 for DU, I mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:06 PM (Vwz3I)

166 And the people said, "Hail King Charles!"

And King Charles said, "Hell yes!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 12:06 PM (anj39)

167 More dress up in silly costumes, eh what?

Posted by: Zombie Prince Phillip at May 06, 2023 12:06 PM (4I/2K)

168 Chuck doesn't strike me as the kiddy diddler type, he consistently goes after women more his age. And the royals aren't a crime family, they're a welfare family. So I think I can confidently say that Biden is a worse sort of awful than Charles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 12:06 PM (0hOvj)

169 This quote by Denis Diderot works for me- “ Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”.

At which point people like you will immediately try to implement totalitarianism.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)

170 145 This quote by Denis Diderot works for me- “ Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (u1Ef4)

He (Diderot) seems nice.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:08 PM (n9Px7)

171 Sic Semper Tyrannis

Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 06, 2023 12:08 PM (tA1/w)

172
Smirnoff has a tranny spokesthing that they were associating with to DEI themselves into lower sales like Bud. And again, they got into trouble here because their pet tranny flashes his wedding tackle and rear end to kids and teens during a "protest" at the Texas legislature.

Smirnoff ran to a mic and declared that they no longer have a partnership with this pervert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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wtf did they expect? That's exactly what you hire a tranny for, to show off their junk and get obnoxious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:09 PM (lCaJd)

173 This quote by Denis Diderot works for me- “ Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”.

At which point people like you will immediately try to implement totalitarianism.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)

The quote only works if you use the adjective crooked or evil to describe the kings or priests.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:09 PM (acrwL)

174 So Princess Anne, you have one mission. Just sit right in front of Harry with a massive red feather on top of your hat. Perfect. Nailed it. Mission accomplished.”

LOL !!!
Posted by: JT

Good to see a job well done!

Hiya, JT

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:10 PM (tQL7r)

175 Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 06, 2023 12:01 PM (u1Ef4)

Maybe add the word "Reporting" (or something like that) so NOBODY thinks these statements are to be attributed to you?

-->Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison Reporting

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:10 PM (n9Px7)

176 Art that disses Jesus. How edgy. For 1995.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:10 PM (ke3m5)

177 I'd like to see a based brewery bring out a "tranny" beer, with a picture of an actual transmission on the can. Say, "Beermeister's 4L80E Overdrive IPA". Mock the ever-loving fuck out of the troons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:12 PM (tkR6S)

178 in effect until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III

*I* survived the descendants of King Charles III, but just barely.

Posted by: David 'Camera' Hogg at May 06, 2023 12:13 PM (AGhs5)

179 The royals are nothing but a financial drain on British society.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS

I'm sure they're a financial drain. But they are really popular (some more than others) and bring in lots of touristy money. Idk that they're a net drain.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:13 PM (tQL7r)

180 >>>Well, I guess today is a momentous day.

Like every day!

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:14 PM (n9Px7)

181 But they are really popular (some more than others) and bring in lots of touristy money. Idk that they're a net drain.

Yeah, they bring in enormous money every year from tourism, that's all they really are these days. Something like the coronation probably brought in a billion dollars or more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 12:15 PM (0hOvj)

182 Chuck doesn't strike me as the kiddy diddler type, he consistently goes after women more his age. And the royals aren't a crime family, they're a welfare family. So I think I can confidently say that Biden is a worse sort of awful than Charles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2023 12:06 PM (0hOvj)

People like Epstein are small cogs in the greater cabal that is run by people like Charley.

I have no idea how many children Charles has screwed, eaten and killed. But I believe the number is not zero.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2023 12:15 PM (4nayh)

183 >>>Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are in Red, White and Blue 🇬🇧👑

Those are some beautiful children.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (n9Px7)

184 ||End Wokeness @EndWokeness · 22h
US population in 1955: 161 million
US population in 2023: 332 million

1955 mental asylum patients: 559k
2023 mental asylum patients: 35k

This is the real crisis||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (Vwz3I)

185 have to conclude that Biology, as taught currently in our schools has been a dismal failure.

Either the teachers are incompetent, the material inappropriate or the students not sentient enough to absorb it.

Failing any of that, it's a deliberate, nefarious plot to subvert our society.
Posted by: irongrampa

And quite possibly, all of the above

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (tQL7r)

186 AOP, are you familiar with the Type 542 Studebaker, a joint venture with Porsche? Porsche developed a 6 cylinder engine for it, in both air and water-cooled versions. Couple of prototypes were built, but alliance died out.

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (Nn3xT)

187 Princess Anne's red feather is pretty funny. Wonder if Sparkle is at home rolling on the floor, crying. No, I don't care nor wonder.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (Bvzwx)

188 185 have to conclude that Biology, as taught currently in our schools has been a dismal failure.

Either the teachers are incompetent, the material inappropriate or the students not sentient enough to absorb it.

Failing any of that, it's a deliberate, nefarious plot to subvert our society.
Posted by: irongrampa

And quite possibly, all of the above
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (tQL7r)

"taught"
Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (n9Px7)

189 164 #146 Quite the range of crazy there at the DU!
LOL.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:05 PM

DU always brings the best crazy. Typically just a range of leftist to rabid leftists, but the royal family brings all sorts of extra cognitive dissonance: they hate the wealthy, but worship celebrity. Lefties love Megan Markle for some reason, so they automatically paint the entire royal family as racist. Good times.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (u1Ef4)

190 1955 mental asylum patients: 559k
2023 mental asylum patients: 35k

This is the real crisis||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (Vwz3I)

I'm thinking the appropriate number is somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (acrwL)

191 I always wondered about the spotted ermine cloak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (zZu0s)

192 The Night of the King's Castration:

https://youtu.be/usYgvL4m2XU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (tkR6S)

193 IIRC the royals don't really have a true governing role in the UK do they? Or can Chuckles, on a whim, declare something or other and it then becomes law, policy or whatever?

Like our political betters do here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

194 UpChuck the Tird can go suck the smegma off a Budweiser clydsedale cock. I think the monarchy sucks.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 06, 2023 12:19 PM (FqaNd)

195 WW1 really brought an end to Royal power.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:19 PM (acrwL)

196 Lefties love Megan Markle for some reason, so they automatically paint the entire royal family as racist. Good times.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 06, 2023 12:17 PM (u1Ef4)

Hmmm. Begs a question about when a celebrity goes off the reservation with respect to liberal orthodoxy, that they see it not just as an ideological squabble, but rather a betrayal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

197 171 Sic Semper Tyrannis
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 06, 2023 12:08 PM (tA1/w)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:19 PM (n9Px7)

198 I don’t buy the tourism angle. Do people go to The UK specifically because of the Royals? I mean if you’re in London you’ll go see Buckingham palace and what whatnot. But is there anyone planning a trip just for that?

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (ke3m5)

199 Best tweet from the "we has new kang" dealio:

https://is.gd/8fnp8w

Posted by: Bert G at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (VARTN)

200 AOP, are you familiar with the Type 542 Studebaker, a joint venture with Porsche? Porsche developed a 6 cylinder engine for it, in both air and water-cooled versions. Couple of prototypes were built, but alliance died out.
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at May 06, 2023 12:16 PM (Nn3xT)

I have seen it. It resides in the Studebaker National Museum in South Bend, Indiana.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (tkR6S)

201 195 WW1 really brought an end to Royal power.
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:19 PM (acrwL)

Well... yeah, at least in europe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)

202 200

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (n9Px7)

203 193 I think in theory the Monarch can call for a new government (basically fire the PM) but dunno if they ever do.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (DrdGj)

204 Hiya Prime Sister !

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (T4tVD)

205 Something like the coronation probably brought in a billion dollars or more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

********

I'd bet the "King Charles, I'm #3" foam finger concession alone ran into seven figures.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:21 PM (ykeLU)

206 Of course the Left sees racism in the British royalty because of the colonialism.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:21 PM (acrwL)

207 199 Best tweet from the "we has new kang" dealio:

https://is.gd/8fnp8w
Posted by: Bert G at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (VARTN)

!!!

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (n9Px7)

208 Legally the PM has to get the blessing of the monarch to form a govt. if Chuck 3 said nah bruh I don’t approve, not sure what would happen. But technically he has that power.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (ke3m5)

209 206 Of course the Left sees racism in the British royalty because of the colonialism.
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:21 PM (acrwL)

As long as they had the right politics, they would idolize them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

210 Chuck doesn't strike me as the kiddy diddler type, he consistently goes after women more his age. And the royals aren't a crime family, they're a welfare family. So I think I can confidently say that Biden is a worse sort of awful than Charles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

////

I suspect you have a limited view of the royals. They are part of the monumental evil that is covering the world with a massive conspiracy that WILL result in the destruction of humanity.

They are the evil that Christians attribute to the devil. They are not devils. They are lure human evil. Truly worse than hitler.
Posted by: BurtTC

Yep, let's go with "limited view of the royals." Was it the "Fall Of The Cabal" video that let that particular cat out of the bag, so to speak?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (tQL7r)

211 Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (ke3m5)

There are quite a number of Anglophiles.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (acrwL)

212 Cromwell, is that you?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Kudos, vmom! Btw, how did your interview go?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (tQL7r)

213 Legally the PM has to get the blessing of the monarch to form a govt. if Chuck 3 said nah bruh I don’t approve, not sure what would happen. But technically he has that power.
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (ke3m5)

If a reigning monarch tried to use that power capriciously, he or she would soon be out of a job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (tkR6S)

214 I'm at a craft and car show. There is a nice Studebaker Power Hawk here.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (0uN1f)

215 As long as they had the right politics, they would idolize them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

But Charles does.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:24 PM (acrwL)

216 1955 mental asylum patients: 559k
2023 mental asylum patients: 35k

And only 30 million households had a TV in 1955. So that was the organic, unboosted number of asylum patients.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2023 12:24 PM (ptElO)

217 Also a Ford Anglia.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2023 12:25 PM (0uN1f)

218 Kudos, vmom! Btw, how did your interview go?
Posted by: Prime Sister

Hopefully, she didn't stab anyone.

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 12:25 PM (T4tVD)

219 People like Epstein are small cogs in the greater cabal that is run by people like Charley.

I have no idea how many children Charles has screwed, eaten and killed. But I believe the number is not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC

I also tend to believe that is a non-zero number. Sadly.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:26 PM (tQL7r)

220 Adjust for population between 1955 and today and that difference is magnified bigly.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:26 PM (ke3m5)

221 Btw, how did your interview go?
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (tQL7r)

Horde prayers are super effective coz I have been offered the job!
Thanks!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 12:27 PM (DrdGj)

222 Adjust for population between 1955 and today and that difference is magnified bigly.
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:26 PM (ke3m5)

Lot of people committed wrongly in 1955.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:28 PM (acrwL)

223 taught"
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: m

Good point!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:28 PM (tQL7r)

224 But Charles does.
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:24 PM (acrwL)

But environmental policy is lower on the grievance totem pole than racism.

If he brought the cuck and boat toy back, he'd be aces again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

225
I Was Glad (on Psalm 122) by Sir Charles Hubert Hastings Parry. Helluva piece.

https://youtu.be/6Mx0nEGyt4w

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (MoZTd)

226
Lot of people committed wrongly in 1955.
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023

And lots commuted rightly too.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (ke3m5)

227 I always wondered about the spotted ermine cloak.

*******

For coronations that take place in cold weather they issue ear coverings known colloquially as...

...wait for it...

... "Ermines Ear Mitts"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (ykeLU)

228 Chuck 3 the great environmentalist flies coach right? And he walks everywhere, is never chauffeured in a V8 Range Rover right? And he lives in a 700 sq apartment right?

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:30 PM (ke3m5)

229 I'm at a craft and car show. There is a nice Studebaker Power Hawk here.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2023 12:23 PM (0uN1f)

Cool! A one-year only model, for 1956; it had the 259 cubic inch V8. Sky Hawk had the 289, and Golden Hawk had the 352 inch Packard engine. There was also a Flight hawk, with a 6 cylinder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:30 PM (tkR6S)

230 Hope you have something nice planned for this momentous weekend.
Posted by: K.T.

Rode up to Chattanooga to get my bike serviced. $700, poof.

At least it's nice weather and I got 37mpg on the way up here.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 06, 2023 12:31 PM (FNVKL)

231 1955 mental asylum patients: 559k
2023 mental asylum patients: 35k

This is the real crisis||
Posted by: andycanuck

There's a lot of truth to this. I remember when mental institutions were closed. Was that the 70s? Things have gone downhill for the mentally ill, vis a vis housing, anyway.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:31 PM (tQL7r)

232 I always wondered about the spotted ermine cloak.

*******

For coronations that take place in cold weather they issue ear coverings known colloquially as...

...wait for it...

... "Ermines Ear Mitts"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (ykeLU)
***

You don't want to know what the spots are...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 12:32 PM (anj39)

233 I don’t buy the tourism angle. Do people go to The UK specifically because of the Royals? I mean if you’re in London you’ll go see Buckingham palace and what whatnot. But is there anyone planning a trip just for that?
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:20 PM (ke3m5)

You'd be surprised at how many Australians do just that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 06, 2023 12:32 PM (BdMk6)

234 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

We'll see where he lands on reparations. He has indirectly hinted at it but has not committed.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:33 PM (acrwL)

235 Horde prayers are super effective coz I have been offered the job!
Thanks!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

That's excellent news! Good for you 👍

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:33 PM (tQL7r)

236 ... "Ermines Ear Mitts"
Posted by: Muldoon

That's right. Em are mine ear mitts.
- Bif with his native Louisiana accent

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 06, 2023 12:33 PM (FNVKL)

237

Y'all got your bets down for the race?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 06, 2023 12:33 PM (bQ/08)

238 The coronation was a bit weird what with Charles only being to move one step at a time while Camilla could move anywhere she wanted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

OregonMuse is smiling down at you for that, Duke.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2023 12:34 PM (iKBwy)

239 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
17h
Arrest their asses.

UK Consulate Boston
@UKinBoston
May 4
The British are here for the #Coronation of a new King! 🇬🇧👑

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:34 PM (n9Px7)

240 Legally the PM has to get the blessing of the monarch to form a govt. if Chuck 3 said nah bruh I don’t approve, not sure what would happen. But technically he has that power.
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:22 PM (ke3m5)

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Posted by: King Charles III at May 06, 2023 12:35 PM (4I/2K)

241 1955 mental asylum patients: 559k
2023 mental asylum patients: 35k

********

This could serve as a starting point for a discussion of where we are as a society, but is too simplistic to serve as a conclusion.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:35 PM (ykeLU)

242 Y'all got your bets down for the race?
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 06, 2023 12:33 PM (bQ/0

The fix is in! Some horse is going to win it. The sloths are shut out again!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:36 PM (tkR6S)

243
OregonMuse is smiling down at you for that, Duke.
Posted by: Taq,

Has he got a double decker marker and can go backwards now? Or can he move in any direction because he hasn't got shite all over him?

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 06, 2023 12:36 PM (FNVKL)

244 OregonMuse is smiling down at you for that, Duke.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2023 12:34 PM (iKBwy)

Indeed!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 12:36 PM (anj39)

245 Just pointing out again that King of the Hill has an episode on mental asylums.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2023 12:37 PM (acrwL)

246 Horde prayers are super effective coz I have been offered the job!
Thanks!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Congratulations and Best of Luck !

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 12:37 PM (T4tVD)

247
It's bad taste for this coronation to go forward during McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2023 12:38 PM (MoZTd)

248 So, my husband says there is news reporting that apparently Prince Andrew was booed at the coronation. Is that rumour true, you Anglophiles in the horde?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:38 PM (tQL7r)

249 Letting all the crazies out was part of the general movement to destroy existing American society. It was the the thing that led to where we are. But it was a piece of the puzzle. The other pieces were the destruction of the family, the importation of tens of millions of 3rd world peasants, the gay push and generally rewarding bad behavior and punishing good behavior.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (ke3m5)

250
I don’t buy the tourism angle. Do people go to The UK specifically because of the Royals? I mean if you’re in London you’ll go see Buckingham palace and what whatnot. But is there anyone planning a trip just for that?
Posted by: Montec

===========

It's something about the mystique and pageantry penetrating everything that draws tourists. If England was another socialist European republic, it would probably lose half its appeal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (lCaJd)

251 I appreciate the pomp and Ceremony.. It's nice to have a history and customs on display... Too bad ours has been trashed beyond recognition

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (bs+z0)

252 It went from too many wrongly committed to no one hardly committed and that can't be right either.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (xhxe8)

253 I It's bad taste for this coronation to go forward during McCain's funeral.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2023 12:38 PM (MoZTd)

And less than a month before the start or pride month.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (ke3m5)

254
So, my husband says there is news reporting that apparently Prince Andrew was booed at the coronation. Is that rumour true, you Anglophiles in the horde?
Posted by: Prime Sister

==========

Supposedly when he was on his way there. Just riding there in a formal suit in a Rolls Royce is part of the ceremony.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:41 PM (lCaJd)

255
If England was another socialist European republic, it would probably lose half its appeal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:39 PM (lCaJd)

___________

Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2023 12:41 PM (MoZTd)

256 You know how you slow the crumbling of civilization?
You make that poem ring from every tongue. That's how.

And that picture of the royal kids?
L to R - future king, future rebel princess, future Evil Overlord.

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2023 12:41 PM (OKthV)

257 Re : 249

Meant to write letting the crazies out was NOT the thing.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:41 PM (ke3m5)

258 The 72-year-old royal is Gold-Stick-in-Waiting meaning she is The King’s personal bodyguard for this procession.

Anne is the Colonel in Chief of the Blues and Royals, one of the Guards cavalry regiments.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2023 12:42 PM (O6NhO)

259 Yes, the royals are basically just state sponsored celebrities in the modern world, however, compared the American celebrities, the royals seem way less toxic.
Plus there is never any danger of them running for political office.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 12:42 PM (DrdGj)

260 For those that missed it...

Early favourite for the Kentucky Derby, Forte, has been scratched hours before the race.

Unless it's the Silver Blaze case all over again! 🏇

Did a dog NOT bark in the nighttime??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:42 PM (Vwz3I)

261
I appreciate the pomp and Ceremony.. It's nice to have a history and customs on display... Too bad ours has been trashed beyond recognition
Posted by: It's me donna

=========

Don't despair! Whenever I go to a Memorial Day ceremony, I'm WOW'd.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:43 PM (lCaJd)

262 London is not park of England anymore. It’s a separate entity from the rest of the country. Paris as fucked up as it is in many ways is still undeniably French. London is no longer English,

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:43 PM (ke3m5)

263
Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

==========

Gzackly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 12:44 PM (lCaJd)

264 Ermine's ear mitts will look good on your lovely daughter.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 06, 2023 12:44 PM (4dh9Y)

265 And you guys think your cops are awful! Here's a Canadian TV news headline...

"Man shot by police in hospital in critical condition."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

266 Supposedly when he was on his way there. Just riding there in a formal suit in a Rolls Royce is part of the ceremony.
Posted by: Blonde MoHorde?

Wow! I'm impressed that the Brits quit repressing their feelings and actually booed him. Of course, they could have been booing the car, I guess.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (tQL7r)

267 Thanks JT & Prime Sister!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 12:46 PM (DrdGj)

268 "Recessional" was Kipling's response to the excesses of the 1897 Diamond Jubilee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 06, 2023 12:46 PM (2hlEI)

269 Letting all the crazies out was part of the general movement to destroy existing American society. It was the the thing that led to where we are. But it was a piece of the puzzle. The other pieces were the destruction of the family, the importation of tens of millions of 3rd world peasants, the gay push and generally rewarding bad behavior and punishing good behavior.
Posted by: Montec

Exactly right. All pre-planned and purposely done

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:47 PM (tQL7r)

270 Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And no ice anywhere in the country

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:48 PM (tQL7r)

271 Our form of government, if administered as designed is the most unique in history. Adherence to it has enabled a truly extraordinary populace to flourish over time. Of course, the left has suborned everything they can to the point of making that government inoperable. This precipitates the conclusion that force will be required to render them ineffective.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2023 12:48 PM (KATBx)

272 265 And you guys think your cops are awful! Here's a Canadian TV news headline...

"Man shot by police in hospital in critical condition."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

Or is it the headline writers who are awful?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 12:49 PM (n9Px7)

273 We did ourselves no favor by shuttering the insane asylums decades ago. Lord knows there's no shortage of potential patients.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2023 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)

274 Thanks JT & Prime Sister!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

You are most welcome !

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 12:49 PM (T4tVD)

275 It's nice to have a history and customs on display... Too bad ours has been trashed beyond recognition
Posted by: It's me donna

THIS ^^^^^^

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:50 PM (tQL7r)

276 Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.

********

Sounds like the UK Tourism Board needs to hire Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:50 PM (ykeLU)

277 He’s in a hospital in critical condition? I would have thought he’s at a hotel in critical condition. Good thing the headline cleared that up for me,

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2023 12:50 PM (ke3m5)

278 We did ourselves no favor by shuttering the insane asylums decades ago. Lord knows there's no shortage of potential patients.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2023 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)
----------
Take a stroll by Skidmore Fountain in Portland. You could fill an entire wing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 06, 2023 12:51 PM (2hlEI)

279 Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And those traffic circles. Look kids, Big Ben!

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at May 06, 2023 12:52 PM (4I/2K)

280 Just another run-down resort with bad food, bad teeth, bad plumbing and bad weather.

********

Sounds like the UK Tourism Board needs to hire Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 12:50 PM (ykeLU)

His plumbing is iffy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 12:52 PM (Mzdiz)

281 His plumbing is iffy.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 12:52 PM (Mzdiz)

But he will happily display it for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2023 12:53 PM (tkR6S)

282 Many hoots not given regarding the Royal Crown (not Cola).

I liked Liz, though. She could fix a truck, fire a rifle, and appreciate the difference between Mike Obama and Melania Trump. Last of her kind.

Can Charlie3 claim anything near that?

But, without the Royals, we'd never have had "Foil":
https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA

Posted by: mindful webworker - a royal pain at May 06, 2023 12:53 PM (jxGzv)

283 Man shot by police in hospital in critical condition."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

——————

His chart says he’s recovering, sir.

BLAM

How about now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 12:54 PM (u73oe)

284 Thanks JT & Prime Sister!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

You're welcome!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:54 PM (tQL7r)

285 Publius got up at 7 to watch the pomp and circumstance. He luuuurves the royals, as does his mama. I'm just not into it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 12:54 PM (Mzdiz)

286 I still say there's a non zero chance that Harry/Megan stirring up the press is intentional to take away the spotlight from Randy Andy's criminal dalliances.

Also, The Royals are on the list of people who wanted Epstein gone and might be able to pull it off.

God Save Us All, the King can get in line with everybody else.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 06, 2023 12:55 PM (cupoy)

287 I’m reminded today of what a great man George Washington was. He could’ve been king, but turned it down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 12:56 PM (u73oe)

288 God Save Us All, the King can get in line with everybody else.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 06, 2023 12:55 PM (cupoy)

A queue? How common. We have VIPFastPass!

Posted by: King Charles III at May 06, 2023 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

289 Prince Louis is dressed like a Bond villain and I am here for it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at May 06, 2023 12:57 PM (tM5h4)

290 Our form of government, if administered as designed is the most unique in history. Adherence to it has enabled a truly extraordinary populace to flourish over time. Of course, the left has suborned everything they can to the point of making that government inoperable. This precipitates the conclusion that force will be required to render them ineffective.
Posted by: irongrampa

Cut
Jib.
Newsletter?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 12:57 PM (tQL7r)

291 Man shot by police in hospital in critical condition."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

——————

His chart says he’s recovering, sir.

BLAM

How about now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 12:54 PM (u73oe)
***

9 volts or 45 volts?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 12:57 PM (anj39)

292 So after a long 50-odd year wait, Camilla is at long last Queen.

Chuckles is King, but his favorite role is being her tampon.

I think that's the most human and humorous thing he ever said.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 12:58 PM (Mzdiz)

293 Okay, which one of you Morons did this?

"Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation bash site". NY Post:

https://is.gd/5CakvT

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2023 12:59 PM (iKBwy)

294 This precipitates the conclusion that force will be required to render them ineffective.
Posted by: irongrampa

Applied more or less haphazardly.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 12:59 PM (Mzdiz)

295 His plumbing is iffy.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Well played!

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:00 PM (tQL7r)

296 The women didn't wear tiaras. I am disappoint. If you don't wear them at a Coronation when would you wear them? That was a stupid decision.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at May 06, 2023 01:00 PM (tM5h4)

297 I've been a fugitive from the Board of Mental Health since 1955.

Posted by: He Ain't Right at May 06, 2023 01:03 PM (Nn3xT)

298 287 I’m reminded today of what a great man George Washington was. He could’ve been king, but turned it down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 12:56 PM (u73oe)

'merica

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 01:03 PM (n9Px7)

299 Slow the crumbling of Western Civ? Don't see much hope after reading yesterday's post with Mollie Hemingway decrying the nany wsys that "election season" is rigged.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 06, 2023 01:03 PM (+/wIA)

300 hmm

Posted by: m at May 06, 2023 01:03 PM (n9Px7)

301 Okay, which one of you Morons did this?

"Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation bash site". NY Post:

https://is.gd/5CakvT
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 06, 2023 12:59 PM (iKBwy)
***

Heh!
Awesome.
High school senior prank.
We used fertilizer and inscribed a huge 71.
It lasted all summer.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 01:05 PM (anj39)

302 The women didn't wear tiaras. I am disappoint. If you don't wear them at a Coronation when would you wear them? That was a stupid decision.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at May 06,

Wild butler sex !

Posted by: JT at May 06, 2023 01:05 PM (T4tVD)

303 The women didn't wear tiaras. I am disappoint. If you don't wear them at a Coronation when would you wear them? That was a stupid decision.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events

I know, right? Wonder if tiaras are a fashion faux pas, or maybe not to compete with the crowns?

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:05 PM (tQL7r)

304 We were the Polka Kings, but we abdicated the throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 06, 2023 01:05 PM (Nn3xT)

305 9 volts or 45 volts?
-----------
Hi-Power!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 01:06 PM (Vwz3I)

306 Cinema Blend, March 30, 2023: Disney World's Battle With Florida Is Getting Wild As Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Daughter Is Now Involved. No, Really.

Of course it would be Harry and Megan. And probably a little Prince Andrew, too.

If there had to be a Coronation, I'd rather it be Anne. She's brighter than the brothers. (They've ALL screwed around.)

A lot of the well educated but low information women voters in my area are by far more concerned William is cheating on Kate than the end of Title 42, with hundreds of thousands ready to enter through the southern border, & the need for our nation to have debt limits.

Art class is giving me no cause for optimism of the future. 🤡

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 06, 2023 01:06 PM (GshMh)

307 We were the Polka Kings, but we abdicated the throne.
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 06, 2023 01:05 PM (Nn3xT)

Still king.

Posted by: Abe Froman at May 06, 2023 01:07 PM (AiZBA)

308 just in the Berkshire Edge, opinion piece by the Berkshire Hills regional scool district psychologist

here's just a sample

The Red Union can fly their confederate flags, have Nazi parades on national holidays, marry their 12-year-olds off to whomever they choose, close public schools and libraries, and murder each other with assault weapons. They will join the ranks of other third world countries and marinate in the brine of intellectual, social, and economic decay.

she was speaking to MTG's national divorce

how they let a loon like this come within a zip code of children is beyond me

Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2023 01:08 PM (us2H3)

309
I know, right? Wonder if tiaras are a fashion faux pas, or maybe not to compete with the crowns?
Posted by: Prime Sister

==========

Believe it or not, this was supposedly a low-key, simple affair. I can't imagine what the high-key, fancy version would have been.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 06, 2023 01:10 PM (lCaJd)

310 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 06, 2023 01:10 PM (AiZBA)

311 crop penis > crop circle

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 06, 2023 01:11 PM (cupoy)

312 Headline: WHO says COVID-19 pandemic is no longer a global emergency

I think a better question is "who says it still is?"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)

313 Tiara supply chain problem. Unexpected high demand for them from the men pretending to be women.

Posted by: mindful webworker - American at May 06, 2023 01:11 PM (jxGzv)

314 We were the Polka Kings, but we abdicated the throne.

Pikers.

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at May 06, 2023 01:11 PM (Xrfse)

315 This claim that Chuck kills and eats children (or has, along with other royals and elites) seems…. Way out there. Now admittedly I’ve come to believe quite a few things in the last five years I used to think were nuts (eg elections get stolen), but this is an amazingly outlandish claim. What evidence exists??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 06, 2023 01:11 PM (xT8gx)

316 Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2023 01:08 PM (us2H3)

Whatever works, don't knock it man! A national divorce can only happen if these power-mad freaks think it's their idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2023 01:12 PM (oINRc)

317 another part of the piece

When those states can no longer afford to fund the mechanisms of actual government because anyone with an IQ above 70 will have fled in terror, the Blue Union will have an opportunity to buy back those dirt-poor states at dirt-cheap prices, apportion to them legislative representation based on population instead of allowing them the outsized control of the federal government they gained through the bad deal Abraham Lincoln made with them after the Civil War, and rejoin a union that will have acted to safeguard democracy from the lunatic fringe.

Let the winnowing begin.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2023 01:12 PM (us2H3)

318 The Red Union can fly their confederate flags, have Nazi parades on national holidays, marry their 12-year-olds off to whomever they choose, close public schools and libraries, and murder each other with assault weapons. They will join the ranks of other third world countries and marinate in the brine of intellectual, social, and economic decay.

she was speaking to MTG's national divorce

how they let a loon like this come within a zip code of children is beyond me

Posted by: REDACTED

Good heavens. And she/he/they/they're/there/their probably truly believes the claptrap she wrote.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:13 PM (tQL7r)

319 Is William cheating on Kate?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 01:13 PM (Mzdiz)

320 My sympathies go out to the morons across the pond and in other Commonwealth countries that must now suffer the ignominy of formally becoming subjects of King Charles. I'd say something snarky about elected vs. hereditary rulers but unlike our guy Chuckie is still coherent so I've got no stones to throw really.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:14 PM (PZvjL)

321 That photo of Princess Anne is classic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 06, 2023 01:14 PM (FVME7)

322
how they let a loon like this come within a zip code of children is beyond me

Posted by: REDACTED
-----------

"Admiral Rachel Levine was a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2023 01:14 PM (FSo+R)

323 Who stole the Keeshka? Someone call the cops!

https://tinyurl.com/bp9z5n2m

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at May 06, 2023 01:16 PM (Xrfse)

324 Tiara supply chain problem. Unexpected high demand for them from the men pretending to be women.
Posted by: mindful webworker - American

Likely true.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:16 PM (tQL7r)

325 If I'm the bodyguard I don't want a gold stick. I want a 1911 and tactical shotgun.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2023 01:18 PM (0G42s)

326 My sympathies go out to the morons across the pond and in other Commonwealth countries that must now suffer the ignominy of formally becoming subjects of King Charles. I'd say something snarky about elected vs. hereditary rulers but unlike our guy Chuckie is still coherent so I've got no stones to throw really.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:14 PM (PZvjL)

I'm no fan of Chuckles, but 1 oz silver Britannias with his mug are selling at $3.99 over spot at SD Bullion.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Mzdiz)

327 Whatever works, don't knock it man! A national divorce can only happen if these power-mad freaks think it's their idea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2023 01:12 PM (oINRc)

she thinks people are gonna flock to blue states

MA is losing population

Berkshire county has been losing population for over 50 years

any decent looking person under 40 leaves as soon as they can

what is left is the very old, like myself, or the very fat and ugly

and when I say fat and ugly, I mean like a 3.5 dollar tree on average

Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2023 01:19 PM (us2H3)

328 Our coronation now come with barb wire around the capital

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 01:19 PM (xhxe8)

329 Believe it or not, this was supposedly a low-key, simple affair. I can't imagine what the high-key, fancy version would have been.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I'm speechless.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:20 PM (tQL7r)

330
"Cool! A one-year only model, for 1956; it had the 259 cubic inch V8."

This guy also has a 53 he is restoring. i wrangled a visit to see it.

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2023 01:20 PM (0uN1f)

331 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2023 01:14 PM (FSo+R)

good point

Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2023 01:21 PM (us2H3)

332 NOOD

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 01:21 PM (tQL7r)

333 GARDEN NOOD IS BLOOMING

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 01:22 PM (xhxe8)

334 326 I'm no fan of Chuckles, but 1 oz silver Britannias with his mug are selling at $3.99 over spot at SD Bullion.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Mzdiz)

In all seriousness, King Charles memorabilia will probably wind up having at least some collector's value since he's too old to have a very long reign. A while back I was at a coin shop talking to one of the guys there, he mentioned that when Elizabeth died he suddenly had a lot of people coming in trying to sell her coinage. We both agreed that there might have been some added value there except for the small problem that being the sovereign of 30 countries for the better part of a century made them just about the most common thing the world has ever known.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:23 PM (PZvjL)

335 Sharpton's now involved in the (NYC) Neely death. Would we expect less? "He (the man who restrained Neely) acted as judge, jury and executioner!" he told a crowd protesting Neeley's death.

Yesterday, found interesting articles about SanFran & NYC (COVID +) funding of mental health & but then the funds go ...?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 06, 2023 01:25 PM (GshMh)

336 Burger King to close 300-400 restaurant nationwide.

Let me guess, Chicago, SF, Portland....?

Either way Burger King>King Chuckles

Posted by: It's happening at May 06, 2023 01:26 PM (8Pphs)

337 10 I really like the leisurely pace of the comments on this thread. More my speed. No monkeys on crack typing furiously to keep up on Saturdays?
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 06, 2023 11:15 AM (tQL7r)

Our contract says we get weekends off.
Posted by: Crack Monkeys Local 913 Shop Steward at May 06, 2023 11:18 AM (PiwSw)

And that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is why AI will not be "taking over" anytime soon (I love this place!) 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 06, 2023 01:28 PM (SRRAx)

338 It would not surprise me at all if Noo Yawk gets flammable. It's summer in Wokistan, after all. Serves 'em all right for being social collectivists, behold the true form of their false god.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:30 PM (PZvjL)

339 CVS: Stock up on no cost C19 test kits; insurance coverage ends 5/11.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 06, 2023 01:33 PM (GshMh)

340 I managed to make it all through the past 3 years without ever getting tested for Covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 01:35 PM (zZu0s)

341 I did watch most of the coronation - nature called about 10 minutes into the thing and I figured I wanted to see history being made. I wasn't even alive when his mum was crowned queen.

Unfortunately, I lost the feed right before they stepped out on the balcony. It sure was nice to see all of those people who showed up in the rain, waving flags and cheering. You could tell that it was really sinking in just what a momentous occasion this is for the new King.

And those moments between Charles and William were absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 06, 2023 01:36 PM (SRRAx)

342 when Elizabeth died he suddenly had a lot of people coming in trying to sell her coinage. We both agreed that there might have been some added value there except for the small problem that being the sovereign of 30 countries for the better part of a century made them just about the most common thing the world has ever known.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:23 PM (PZvjL)

Her image is on millions of coins worldwide; the most common face of all coins. So, no collector value for that alone.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 01:38 PM (Mzdiz)

343
I managed to make it all through the past 3 years without ever getting tested for Covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 01:35 PM

me, too

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ENBF0)

344 Me three. Publius got nabbed during a hospital visit. Who knows, with those bogus tests.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2023 01:40 PM (Mzdiz)

345 So the personal bodyguard lady has a cool hat, but she's not wearing power armor or dual wielding miniguns? And no battlemechs in sight? Lame.

If I ever exercise the royal claim that my ancestors supposedly once had and become King Plus, you have my solemn promise that the coronation will be way more awesome and hardcore. There will be battlemechs.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:41 PM (PZvjL)

346
Her image is on millions of coins worldwide; the most common face of all coins. So, no collector value for that alone.
Posted by: Miley
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Pfft.

Posted by: Billions of Lincoln cents at May 06, 2023 01:44 PM (WTJmT)

347 I think I got two rounds of tests because I was sick twice and my corporate frenz wanted it done before they'd let me back on site. It was found that Dr. Fauci IS the father of one of them, but not the other.

Posted by: CppThis at May 06, 2023 01:49 PM (PZvjL)

348 I need a new laptop (not a Mac). Should I find one that runs Win10 or just deal with getting Win11? I'd prefer Win10. I don't have any problem with it.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 06, 2023 02:04 PM (KAi1n)

349 Her image is on millions of coins worldwide; the most common face of all coins. So, no collector value for that alone.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

OTOH, those Konstantin U. Chernenko coins are $$$.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 06, 2023 02:09 PM (KAi1n)

350 I managed to make it all through the past 3 years without ever getting tested for Covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 06, 2023 01:35 PM

me, too
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ENBF0)

Me three.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 06, 2023 02:24 PM (Zvtjl)

351 Whoo Hoo! Al Sharpton, that racist con man and NOT a "Reverend" is going to get involved in the Jordan Neely situation.

Also, the Marines released the name of the man who subdued Jordan on the subway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2023 02:24 PM (Keyt1)

352 If Biden ever declarrs himself to be king the high point of the ceremony will be when he shits his robes.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 06, 2023 02:25 PM (VdGjU)

353 It's sure looking like the Eff Bee Eye is going to need a few My Pillows to snuff the allegations Sundowner and Barky bribe scandal

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 02:29 PM (xhxe8)

354 "Man shot by police in hospital in critical condition."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 06, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

If I were to be shot, I think a hospital is the best place for it to happen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 06, 2023 02:35 PM (aD39U)

355 No tiaras because it was a low-key Coronation.
Same reason Camilla used Queen Mary's crown instead of getting a new one.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 02:41 PM (DrdGj)

356 No tiaras because it was a low-key Coronation.
Same reason Camilla used Queen Mary's crown instead of getting a new one.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 06, 2023 02:41 PM (DrdGj)

——————

She waited fifty years to become queen and she gets a hand me down crown.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2023 02:49 PM (u73oe)

357
If I ever exercise the royal claim that my ancestors supposedly once had and become King Plus, you have my solemn promise that the coronation will be way more awesome and hardcore. There will be battlemechs.
Posted by: CppThis

Is King Plus anything like California King?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2023 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

358 Archie Bunker was not wrong about England, you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2023 02:54 PM (4I/2K)

359 Ah, yes. The generation lamenting the fascist regime of Queen Elizabeth, no future, she ain't no human being, are now waving their little union Jack's, and crying tears of patriotism into their Queen Elizabeth tea cups, pining for that once green and pleasant land... limey bastards.

Posted by: Frank at May 06, 2023 03:04 PM (5+cN3)

360 If Biden ever declarrs himself to be king the high point of the ceremony will be when he shits his robes.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 06, 2023 02:25 PM (VdGjU)

Instead of a cloak of ermine, it will be a cloak of vermin.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 03:05 PM (anj39)

361 Meghan Markle could have attended the Coronation, but then they would have had to scratch her from the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 06, 2023 03:13 PM (sy6UY)

362 Finally. The balcony photos.
So I'm guessing the windows above them are the Royal Panes?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2023 03:23 PM (anj39)

363 PET NOOD

and so that usually kills this thread sadly, good book reading time

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2023 03:26 PM (xhxe8)

364 Mark stern made the wry comment that kings of old were anointed with precious oils.

This one is being anointed with salad dressing. Sounded like the oil mix from California Pizza Kitchen.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 06, 2023 03:36 PM (ua/VJ)

365 To paraphrase my Father, born and raised in Ireland before its independence - “God Shave the King”.

Posted by: MacArch at May 06, 2023 03:38 PM (2O5Io)

366 is the nomenclature 'King Charles III' capable of any recognition in US Courts?

if RobDeSanctimonius does not take this to court ?

if a woman is not defined how do you define anything else?

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