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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 22Elephants are the gentle giants of the animal kingdom. They will often empathetically reach out their trunks to console a distressed sister or attempt to lift up those that are ill and suffering. They recognize the bones of deceased elephants and appear to mourn their dead. They also recognize themselves in mirrors--a sign they're self-aware. These traits may have evolved because elephants have domesticated themselves, according to a study published today in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. If so, that would make them the only known animal besides humans and bonobos to have done so. But not everyone sees it as an open-and-shut case. Proving that any animal, let alone elephants, has self-domesticated is a challenge . .An elephant at the zoo hit threw a piece of asphalt at my little sister, at some distance, as we were walking along the sidewalk. Hit her in the head. She was just a little girl. Caused a flesh wound. The elephant looked sort of bored. It was a big animal. This is Maddie, our latest Portuguese Water Dog, at 4-1/2 months of age. "What made you think this was going to be a short walk?" was the message she was conveying to me. Maddie has the greatest variety in her coloring out of the three PWDs we have had. Her sire was brown, and Mrs. Krebs thinks that will become more evident when she receives her first haircut in the very near future. She began obedience school training this past week. Krebs v CarnotMaddie looks like she will be a delightful dog! Are you suggesting that she might be a bit assertive already? We have Yellow Dog Two (Maggy) and Black Dog Three (Molly) ensuring we do not get invaded by squirrels from the back yard. They take their duties seriously.Maggy and Molly do look like they have a serious job to do! A great pair of dogs. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is: petmorons at protonmail dot com Remember to include the nic by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 15. Includes some nice cows and calves. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1) 2
And I also loved the baby turkey chick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1) 3
first.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2023 03:25 PM (ncXxy) 4
I was able to use the toile after the cat was removed because I answered this riddle:
What has more lives than a cat? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:26 PM (Keyt1) 5
Yay!! Pet thread. My favorite.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 03:27 PM (VdGjU) Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2023 03:28 PM (e+jpA) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:30 PM (Keyt1) 8
Maddie reminds me of my first dog, Kappa, when I was a kid. She wasn't anything fancy. Mom said she was a Heinz 57. Went for years thinking that was an actual breed.
Oldest brother brought her from his frat house to save her from the abuse she was experiencing from some of his drunk frat bro's. Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2023 03:33 PM (e+jpA) 9
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 03:34 PM (xhxe8) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 03:34 PM (OX9vb) 11
Ciampino's Rescue kitties - pictures at
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT Scarlet's kittens: Sadness pervades my home. We are down to 1 kitten. We suspect that inbreeding may be the reason that they are unhealthy. A kitten group we found online said the same thing, inbreeding often results in serious internal deformations and other problems. The last one, a gray, ate okay and is active. We cannot seem to have it gain weight and the blood loss via the stools is concerning as it's so tiny that a little blood really means a lot. The other pregnant lady Biscuits has not given birth yet. I really hope her kittens are healthy. On a lighter note there's also another photo update at link below including a funny video of Salem - he discovered the camera! Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT Posted by: Ciampino --- new cat photos https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 22, 2023 03:35 PM (qfLjt) 12
Bad news for Riddle Cat...I have a second toilet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 03:36 PM (BpYfr) 13
Maddie looks like an adorable grumpy old man.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 03:37 PM (VdGjU) Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2023 03:37 PM (V4X9X) 15
Today's pets make up in quality what they lack in quantity. Beautiful pets.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 03:40 PM (VdGjU) 16
Yay Moron Pets!
Last Sunday, daughter and hub brought their two dogs out to the ranch; Chowie some kind of Spaniel I think long-haired, pretty much the same size as our Malinois Daisy; and Maya, half the size, but a mass of muscle. The three dogs had a great time racing around the yard together. And stayed in the yard!! At one point, I saw all three racing down the road toward the gate — evoking dread after that unfortunate incident months ago with our son's dog and Daisy and the neighbor's chickens. I saw them racing past the shed, and then, joy o joy, they rounded the shed at top speed and raced back to us. Good doggies! Ony the old black cat is getting better at handling Daisy's unwelcome attentions. Drives Daisy crazy, but Ony doesn't (usually) flee from her anymore. Ony just sits on her chair, dog's nose right in her face, and at worst hisses. She has extended a paw now and then, but I think she's just warning him - no claws in Daisy's snout so far. And yesterday, Ony was watching, tail twitching, while she stalked something behind a bookshelf. Daisy just laid down nearby, as if to say, not time to play while Ony is working. Posted by: mindful webworker and furry four-footed companions at April 22, 2023 03:41 PM (cjSpD) 17
Not many pets today, but what pets there are is CHERCE. Three very cute dogs!
And a wet whatever. Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at April 22, 2023 03:42 PM (64rer) 18
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 03:36 PM (BpYfr)
LOL. You also have four cats, don't you?. You have at least two who can impede your progress to the "pot" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:42 PM (Keyt1) 19
Maddie, Maggie and Mollie.
Such beautiful friends. I love seeing pictures of the older doggies growing grey around the muzzle. I wish I had the time and space to adopt an older doggo. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 03:42 PM (U2p+3) 20
Last week there was an absolutely gorgeous red mare at the pub. The owner reacted like I had called her the prettiest thing that I had seen in a long time.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 03:42 PM (VdGjU) 21
I read a book many years ago (Elephantoms) which basically said that elephants in the wild are incredibly dangerous and if you see one, and he sees you, you're pretty much done for.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 22, 2023 03:43 PM (CHHv1) 22
Bless the animals and all the people who love and care for them!
Posted by: gp at April 22, 2023 03:43 PM (MvF+J) 23
That baby turkey is just having a bad hair day - bad feather day?
Posted by: Ciampino - lovely dogs at April 22, 2023 03:44 PM (qfLjt) 24
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 03:36 PM (BpYfr)
LOL. You also have four cats, don't you?. You have at least two who can impede your progress to the "pot" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:42 PM (Keyt1) --- I have 5 cats and yes, they *could* impede my progress if they were so inclined. Fortunately, I've trained them better than that. Or they've trained me...I forget which. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 03:45 PM (BpYfr) 25
Cat Riddle from Perfessor Squirrel's other bathroom cat:
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:46 PM (Keyt1) 26
Handsome pet morons today, and loved the memes!
So sorry to hear of this, Ciampino. One of our kittens born back in 2008, Squeak, had recurrent convulsions and had to be put down. It's very difficult to be faced with one's limitations at times like this, and accept that nature will take its course. Something the nutso trannies don't understand. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:46 PM (Mzdiz) 27
Answer me these riddles three..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2023 03:46 PM (PY/t0) 28
Answer me these riddles three..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2023 03:46 PM That cat appears to be pining for the fjords. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2023 03:48 PM (ncXxy) 29
Ciampino, been thinking of your kittens since your post last night. Similar situation with a tiny one when I was a teen and had no clue what to do. Hopefully the coming litter will be healthy.
Posted by: skywch at April 22, 2023 03:48 PM (uqhmb) 30
Dolphins also recognize themselves in a mirror.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2023 03:48 PM (PY/t0) 31
When my late wife Faye was a teenager living in the tiny town of Darcy, Saskatchewan, she had a horse called Big Red. He was the biggest, wildest, meanest horse in town. Everyone in town was afraid of him. Except Faye. She rode him all over town.
I imagine she's doing something similar in heaven with a big, wild, heavenly horse. I just got sentimental. I apologize. Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 03:49 PM (VdGjU) 32
And that is some beautiful black and white cat. I wouldn't want him/her sitting on my toilet, but he/she is still lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:49 PM (Keyt1) 33
I used to think that Twitter was trash, but I set up my first account and found that the trashiness depends entirely on who you follow, and what you respond to. Anyway, I am astonished at how many great animal videos there are on Twitter! Of course, Ace selects some for the weekday cafes, but there are so many more there!
So I was disabused of a misconception, and I recommend Twitter if you like animals, as long as you don't use it to follow news, politics or culture. Mine is tuned mainly for STEM stuff, and animals. Use it selectively, and it's great. Posted by: gp at April 22, 2023 03:49 PM (MvF+J) 34
Yay! Pets! Such cute dogs this weeks and a wet Turkey trying its best. As normal, I have shown the pics to the kitty boys as they enjoy the breezes from the open windows. Also as normal, they looked interested while secretly in their brains wondering why in the world I show them pictures of animals they don’t know weekly.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2023 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ) 35
MadisonTheCat monitors human bathroom behavior, but is jealous of her own bathroom time. I think it's because she knows we show pictures of her when she was a baby teeteeing with both her hind legs in casts.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 03:51 PM (4svuj) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:51 PM (Keyt1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 03:52 PM (Keyt1) 38
I think it was at the Gulfarium in Ft. Walton that they tested dolphins by putting a mirror in the water. The dolphins looked at it with some interest. After a few days when the dolphins were mostly ignoring the mirror, the dolphin researchers made different dolphin hats, colorful bathing caps really. Showed them to the dolphins, and them strapped them onto the dolphin's heads. After each hat change, the dolphins would go straight to the mirror to admire themselves.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2023 03:53 PM (PY/t0) 39
I take issue with our host's comment about the picture of the two dogs, Maggy and Molly. I disagree with the statement: "Maggy and Molly do look like they have a serious job to do! Maggy (Black Dog Three) looks like she has a VERY serious job to do and is doing it. Molly (Yellow Dog Two) looks like she decided she needed to look like she was hard at work.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at April 22, 2023 03:53 PM (bWR5k) 40
When my late wife Faye was a teenager living in the tiny town of Darcy, Saskatchewan, she had a horse called Big Red. He was the biggest, wildest, meanest horse in town. Everyone in town was afraid of him. Except Faye. She rode him all over town.
I imagine she's doing something similar in heaven with a big, wild, heavenly horse. I just got sentimental. I apologize. Posted by: That Northern skulker Nice ! Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 03:53 PM (T4tVD) 41
Windy out thar.....
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 03:54 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2023 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ) 43
Flash invented a game where he waits outside the bathroom for me, and when I come out, he does a burnout on the linoleum and races me to my office chair. He's so sweet and passive, and I love him so much.
Rescued old feral cats will love you to death, after the first days of acclimation to captive indoors-only living. Flash went thru hell living outside for around seven years, until he walked into the house one day, and he's so happy to be here now these past four or so years. Posted by: gp at April 22, 2023 03:56 PM (MvF+J) 44
A friend talked about being on a safari type thing in South Africa, and windows at one of the stops were boarded up on one side because the elephants would throw rocks that were in their paths at the building. They didn't like stepping on them because they hurt their feet, and they apparently made a nice thwack! when they hit the building
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 04:00 PM (xhaym) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 04:01 PM (Keyt1) 46
Is that a jive turkey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2023 04:05 PM (63Dwl) 47
PETZZZZZ
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2023 04:05 PM (EGSGm) 48
Baths this afternoon for Sonny, Finn, Dan and Val. Her Majesty got out the footlong scissors and cut their heavy winter coats down before she left and I bathed and blow-dried them to get everything out. Heartworm medicine administered and weekly bones given out. Everyone is happy. Especially Daddy. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2023 04:06 PM (MoZTd) 49
I take issue with our host's comment about the picture of the two dogs, Maggy and Molly. I disagree with the statement: "Maggy and Molly do look like they have a serious job to do! Maggy (Black Dog Three) looks like she has a VERY serious job to do and is doing it. Molly (Yellow Dog Two) looks like she decided she needed to look like she was hard at work.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at April 22, 2023 03:53 PM Well Maggy is a much older dog. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2023 04:07 PM (ncXxy) 50
Great pet thread, as always - thanks!
Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 22, 2023 04:07 PM (UX+AS) 51
Roving groups of elephants throwing rocks at buildings? They sound domesticated to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2023 04:08 PM (63Dwl) 52
A couple of my numerous cats like to stand on the toilet lid, wait till we flush and then run around in a circular motion on said lid as the water makes noise. Hilarious to watch.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Lovely dogs at April 22, 2023 04:10 PM (qfLjt) 53
Roving groups of elephants throwing rocks at buildings? They sound domesticated to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2023 04:08 PM (63Dwl) --- Who knew elephants had joined Antifa? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 04:10 PM (BpYfr) 54
Yay pet thread!
Sorry I missed you all on the gardening thread. Thanks for all the nice comments!! Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 22, 2023 04:10 PM (wagHN) 55
Springer spaniels are sometimes called velcro dogs and are known for following you into the bathroom. The cat sometimes comes in to visit too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2023 04:10 PM (u7leW) 56
#49 (Mister Scott): So you are saying that those who are "older" make better workers? Because if you are, given the age I've arrived at, I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at April 22, 2023 04:11 PM (bWR5k) 57
Petsizizzez.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 22, 2023 04:11 PM (CDRP5) 58
I am not allowed to sit on the toilet alone. Day or night. Lucy the Fink is my Protector.
So weird. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 04:12 PM (U2p+3) 59
That Peeps Pic has me LOLing every time I look at it. Thanks! Have stolen and shared.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2023 04:22 PM (ynpvh) 60
Cats are weird. I have water for the dog and cat in a couple of locations. But Fanny will get on this table and demand I fill up a pint jar of water for her and bring it here. I usually do it because cats should be encouraged to drink more water. She would rather drink water out of a glass I'm using, than the same water in a different container.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2023 04:23 PM (u7leW) 61
I don't know, toilet kitteh looks pretty tough.
Reminds me of a cat that was giving me the eye once at a cafe in Tel Aviv. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2023 04:23 PM (EZebt) 62
53 Roving groups of elephants throwing rocks at buildings? They sound domesticated to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2023 04:08 PM (63Dwl) --- Who knew elephants had joined Antifa? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 04:10 PM (BpYfr) Elephant in the hood. Also avoid elephants during musth. Also pics of elephants during musth NSFW. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2023 04:23 PM (ynpvh) 63
Those Peeps made me LOL.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 04:27 PM (Y+l9t) 64
Great pets. At first glance I thought Maddie was a ungroomed Schnauzer. Her face is a dead ringer for my Gretl. Very cute.
Maggie and Molly look like they could deal with two legged intruders as well. Beautiful animals. Posted by: levin at April 22, 2023 04:35 PM (tqJev) 65
14 Now children, COVID peeps are not on the menu.
Eat your colored potato! Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2023 03:37 PM (V4X9 Wife tells me Kalifornia is banning Skittles and Peeps because of the food coloring used... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2023 04:38 PM (ynpvh) 66
Della's a bathroom attendant, too, nurse.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 04:44 PM (Mzdiz) 67
Greetings!
Some great pets today! Love the peeps, LOL! If not posted already, cats prefer to drink water that is moving, not sitting in a bowl. They'll eventually drink water from any source, it's true, but they'll drink more from a fountain type dispenser. As a result, your cats will have fewer kidney issues, fewer UTI problems (which cats are prone to suffer). Love the tuxedo cat up top! Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken at April 22, 2023 04:53 PM (jTmQV) 68
KT, you have mail.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 04:54 PM (z3WCn) 69
Cats are weird. I have water for the dog and cat in a couple of locations. But Fanny will get on this table and demand I fill up a pint jar of water for her and bring it here. I usually do it because cats should be encouraged to drink more water. She would rather drink water out of a glass I'm using, than the same water in a different container.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2023 04:23 PM (u7leW) They like and trust moving water much more than still. Hence the use of bubbling fountains to encourage drinking these days. Only danger of deep glasses is that a cat o mine that loved drinking from cups I had used learned to use a claw to upset the glass when reaching the bottom was too much of a chore. Posted by: Oldcat at April 22, 2023 04:55 PM (eoQWY) 70
22 Bless the animals and all the people who love and care for them!
Indeed! --- From The Conversation, March 1, 2022, Future evolution: from looks to brains and personality, how will humans change in the next 10,000 years? In part, "We will likely live longer and become taller, as well as more lightly built. We’ll probably be less aggressive and more agreeable, but have smaller brains. A bit like a golden retriever, we’ll be friendly and jolly, but maybe not that interesting. At least, that’s one possible future. But to understand why I think that’s likely, we need to look at biology." Fun article but I do beg to differ because animals are always interesting. Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 22, 2023 04:55 PM (GshMh) 71
Miley,
When Lucy isn't clawing my thigh, demanding I pet her while I'm on the toilet, she's on the sink drinking from a stream of water I turn on for her. I'm owned. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 04:55 PM (U2p+3) 72
I am not allowed to sit on the toilet alone. Day or night. Lucy the Fink is my Protector.
So weird. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 04:12 PM (U2p+3) My gangs of cats have always had a designated protector, who sits outside the group and watches them looking around letting the others relax. I used to have trouble getting photos of one of them, since he always faced away from the group while on duty. Usually its the older male, and this duty passed to a young shy boy now who didn't seem suited for it. Posted by: Oldcat at April 22, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY) 73
Hobby thread up.
Posted by: Fox 2! at April 22, 2023 04:59 PM (3rjuK) 74
No, she doesn't like the fountain. I bought one for her, because she was drinking out of the faucet, when I had it running during freezing weather. She used the fountain for awhile, then would have nothing to do with it. I try to make sure that I don't leave anything down for her that isn't full.
I have a covered cup in the bedroom. She comes in and demands I take the lid off that, so she can drink that water. She's just weird. Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2023 04:59 PM (u7leW) 75
Doggeh is a standard poodle. He will lay down outside the bathroom when I go potty.
Then he's so happy when I emerge. Although if there's more interesting things going on, he'll escort me to the bathroom, leave when I shut the door, and race back when he hears the flushing sound and lay down pretending he's been guarding me the whole time Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2023 04:59 PM (EGSGm) 76
"An elephant at the zoo hit threw a piece of asphalt at my little sister"
I suppose it's better than being bitten by a moose. Posted by: fd at April 22, 2023 04:59 PM (iayUP) 77
During a rainstorm a couple of weeks back, a young tortoiseshell feline appeared at my sister's door. Sister was able to locate the owner, who said, "If she got out, she might be pregnant, so we don't want her. Just take her to the shelter." People are garbage.
She's a very sweet girl, and my sister would keep her except her husband says they has too many khets already. Any pet-morons in western Michigan who want to bring home a sweet little tortie, let me know. (Sister will pay for shots and spaying.) Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 22, 2023 05:00 PM (9yUzE) 78
58 I am not allowed to sit on the toilet alone. Day or night. Lucy the Fink is my Protector.
So weird. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 04:12 PM (U2p+3) ---- Well we get 5 or more cats as company. Look, you may fall in and then who will rescue you? You wield the can opener and that's priority one. Posted by: Ciampino --- Lovely dogs at April 22, 2023 05:05 PM (qfLjt) 79
Well we get 5 or more cats as company. Look, you may fall in and then who will rescue you? You wield the can opener and that's priority one.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Lovely dogs at April 22, 2023 05:05 PM (qfLjt) Heh. "The Captor somehow slid into the Human Box today. Initially, we rejoiced this fruitful turn of events, but time forced us to realize that the Captor was the only source of food, and that as distasteful as it might be, we must endeavour to free her..." Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 22, 2023 05:34 PM (c7Cz0) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 22, 2023 05:40 PM (5u1+1) 81
Ciampino,
Thank you for helping the kitties. I'm sorry it's been so difficult. But, take comfort in knowing you've given love to God's creatures. And give you're daughters a hug. They are such kind souls. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 05:46 PM (U2p+3) 82
Love the PWD photo. We had two, our daughter had one. Our male lived 14 years, still strong and beautiful. The most dangerous thing you could do is put on a Santa hat around him. He'd work for an hour to get it off you.Never stopped until he won. A friend painted a winter scene with him (Blitzen-no wonder he was obsessed) in the snow, a Santa hat in his mouth.
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