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THE MORNING RANT – Buck Shots [4/11/2022]

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*****

Red Sox To Steer Portion Of Each Ticket Sale To Globalist Billionaires Carbon Credits

I miss baseball a little, and I was actually thinking of turning on the TV for some MLB games this year, until I saw this headline. Good grief, I am so sick of environmental preening.

Boston Red Sox plan to make games at Fenway Park carbon-neutral through purchase of carbon credits

The Boston Red Sox and partners announced this week a plan to neutralize the greenhouse gas emissions of fans attending games at the 110-year-old ballpark. They plan to use a portion of the price of each ticket to purchase carbon credits.

“Carbon credits.” I thought that scam had played out back in the Al Gore era. Nope, the scam has now been updated to enrich all the usual players in global finance.

"A portion of the sale of every Red Sox ticket will be contributed to the Aspiration Planet Protection Fund which will help neutralize the climate impact of each fan attending a game at Fenway Park," Red Sox Chairman Tom Werner said in a statement.

What a coincidence, “Aspiration Planet Protection Fund” is being acquired by Interprivate III Financial Partners, Inc., which is part of Ahmed Fattouh’s empire of private equity and hedge funds. Among the players in various roles in this arrangement are Doha Venture Capital of Qatar, Bernard Arnault (CEO of Moet/Hennessy/Vuitton), Steve Ballmer (former CEO of Microsoft) and plenty of other scrappy entrepreneurs who just want to save the world.

If the Red Sox want to make some stupid “save the world” gestures, how about they make the players forego all air travel and instead take a bus (preferably electric) on all road trips. Yeah, those West Coast trips will be hellish, especially if they have to keep stopping to re-charge the battery, but if the Red Sox want to save the world, sacrifices will have to be made. Or how about making their groundskeeping operations petroleum-free. The field can be mowed with a good old-fashioned, human-powered push mower.

But no, the Red Sox are going to set ticket prices such that a little vigorish from each ticket sale gets steered to the wealthiest people in the world.

Steering money from ticket-buyers to globalist billionaires who fly in private jets, and calling it “carbon credits” is amazing in its audaciousness. It’s vulgar. It’s dishonest. But it’s perfectly emblematic of just how corrupt our ruling class is, and how corrupt the global warming hoax has become.

*****

Greg Gutfeld Now Solidly in First Place in Late Night Ratings

Move Over Stephen Colbert, Is Greg Gutfeld Officially The New King of Late Night TV? [Mediate – 3/25/2022]

The answer appears to be “Yes.”

Gutfeld! pulled in its largest audience yet on March 15, bringing in some 2.37 million viewers.

By contrast Colbert was at 2.16 million, and the two Jimmys were at only about half of Gutfeld’s ratings.

Gutfeld also topped his broadcast competitors in the key 25-54 age demographic, bringing in 446,00 demo viewers to Colbert’s 406,000.

If executives at media companies cared about profits and ratings, they’d be tripping over themselves to lure Gutfeld away. Or to find another Gutfeld.

But the reality at ABCNNBCBS is that it would be career suicide for an executive to hire/promote/develop a highly successful show that had a non-leftist as host. So instead, they trot out all the interchangeable Jimmys spouting interchangeable left-wing insults for perfunctory audience clapter. The resulting last-pace ratings don’t hurt anyone’s career.

*****

“Conservatarians” for For Crony Capitalism

As much as I dislike so many of the frauds of Conservative, Inc., it is still painful at times to see people I once respected contort themselves into writing contradictory nonsense that is agreeable to their corporate, left-wing, funding sources.

I’m embarrassed for Charles C.W. Cooke that his political writing career has led him to this point. He is now making the case that granting a mega-corporation special privileges which are not offered to other businesses is somehow “libertarian.” In Disney’s case, those special privileges are the right to effectively act as a government unto itself, unburdened by the municipal governing bodies that neighboring small businesses have to deal with.


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Disney’s deal is so good, Cooke argues, that other monster entertainment companies should also get the same privileges. If it’s good for Disney, let Universal get the special treatment too.

Well what about Darrell’s Tire Shop, or Armando’s Plumbing Supply? Why shouldn’t they also get to be self-governing? Oh that’s right, “Libertarian” and “Conservatarian” have simply morphed into deceptive terms for “government by giant corporations.”

Cooke is also strangely principled in how these special “libertarian” privileges are granted and revoked:


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In Cooke’s corporatist world, granting Disney special, self-governing status offered to no other company is “good policy,” but terminating that unique special treatment is targeted “revenge.”

The people of Florida, through their elected representatives and Governor, have passed laws prohibiting the sexualization of small children. Disney is trying to use its power and influence to interfere with Florida’s efforts to protect children, therefore revoking its special privileges is good policy.

*****

A Quick Comment On The Greatest Of All Donut-Adjacent Pastries, The Kolache

I hope you all read Ace’s exposition on donuts and related pastries (which he called “paradonuts” last week. When you consider that essay, along with his legendary Kaboom Cereal masterpiece, I think it is fair to say that Ace has carved out a unique and timeless literary oeuvre. What Steinbeck’s writing was to the Great Depression, and Kerouac was to the Beat Generation, so will Ace’s writing be forever celebrated regarding the complex literary topic of sugar-sweetened breakfast foods.

Here is a snippet:

Exhibit B: The Eclair. From the French for "lightning," the eclair was invented by a psychiatrist as a delicious alternative to electroshock therapy for schizophrenics. Because when you're eating an eclair, you can't deny the marvelous cream-filled reality you're actually present in.

I was unable to participate in the scholarly debate that ensued in the comments, so I am going to take advantage of this forum today to point out that…YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL – THE KOLACHE.


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Once only found in small towns settled by Czechs, these delicious pastries have effectively become the state breakfast food of Texas. And now that Buc-cees* is busting out of Texas and colonizing the South, they’re taking kolaches with them. [*Buc-cees is like a Wal-Mart-sized Stuckey’s, with better food than you’ll find in several entire states, about 100 gas pumps, and restrooms so clean you can eat off the porcelain.]

Kolaches are sort of like danish rolls, but instead of having a dollop of dehydrated jelly in the middle of its dried flaky crust, the kolache is a sweet, moist, yeasty roll, hollowed out in the middle, and full of fruit or cream cheese. If you read Ace’s description of the, ahem, “pleasures” a cheese danish provides, just know that a cheese kolache is even better.

(buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com)

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 The Red Sox suck anyway

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:02 AM (k0g3G)

2 practically first

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2022 11:02 AM (Ynyl9)

3 Sponge, you biotches.

Lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (k0g3G)

4 This is incorrect. The true Texas kolache has sausage and jalapeño.

Source: am Texan of Czech extraction

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (kK4Ub)

5 Real kolaches have sausage in them, just sayin.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (oWBc3)

6 Not my monkey, not my rodeo.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (bVYXr)

7 Colbert has been a second place host in search of anyone to fill the first place void for a long time.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (2OL6m)

8 I actually like the sausage and cheese kolaches best mysf, but sausage and jalapeno is always a big hit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 11, 2022 11:04 AM (kK4Ub)

9 ok, I noodled at the 'art' thread

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2022 11:04 AM (Ynyl9)

10 Gutfeld is one of the very few shows left that can actually be Funny at times! Not all that often, but anything is better than nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:05 AM (trdmm)

11 Aspiration -- Second definition

: a drawing of something in, out, up, or through by or as if by suction: such as
a : the act of breathing and especially of breathing in
b : the withdrawal (as by suction) of fluid or tissue from the body the aspiration of stomach fluids
c : the taking of foreign matter into the lungs with the respiratory current problems caused by the aspiration of fluids into the patient's lungs

They plan to aspirate our wallets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2022 11:07 AM (F0YaR)

12 Steering money from ticket-buyers to globalist billionaires who fly in private jets, and calling it *carbon credits* is amazing in its audaciousness. Its vulgar. Its dishonest

"The middle tax aren't taxed enough!!@!"

---Some GOPe bint running for senate

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

13 I have a baseball bet with my buddy each year. He is a Tiger fan, I like the Cubs. I give him a number of total wins the Cubs will attain, and he gives me his number for the Tigers, and we select an over or under.

Useful fodder for shit talking over the summer.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:07 AM (k0g3G)

14 The Seattle sportsball arena is called Climate Pledge Arena. So this is nothing new.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:07 AM (1Kx8v)

15 Kolaches for the win.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 11, 2022 11:07 AM (BxO+o)

16 Growing up I had someneighbors where both parents worked outside the home. When the children got home from school they were allowed to have one sweet snack. They always chose kolaches. They came to be known as kolache key kids.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (m45I2)

17 That sidebar link to an article about Thor Bensen chasing off a random Asian guy in a New Orleans bar is incredible.

Once again the left is projecting their obvious racism onto someone who is not racist at all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (DcKNO)

18 Kolache Factory - Sausage and Gravy Kolache. Portable biscuits and gray. Amazing

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (OgrpQ)

19 Fcuk sportsball and everything to do with it. That's all I got.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (vqhPW)

20 If the Red Sox really wanted to lessen their environmental impact, they would figure out a way to play a baseball game in under 4 hours.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (sX1BW)

21 "Carbon Credits been very very good to me." -- Alberto Goredo.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (AiZBA)

22 I haven't been here in a bit. Was the leaked Disney info discussed -- where they acknowledge implementing a ghey agenda with full approval of CEO?

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (DJFLF)

23 Cleveland Guardians...that shit is retarded and sounds faggy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (k0g3G)

24 Growing up I had someneighbors where both parents worked outside the home. When the children got home from school they were allowed to have one sweet snack. They always chose kolaches. They came to be known as kolache key kids.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM


A stretch, but we'll allow it.

Posted by: The Czech Judges at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (vqhPW)

25 Gutfeld is just the right version of Colbert. The same jokes over and over. Funny the first 10 times but then kinda stale. Late night TV is well past the sell by date as a concept.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (1Kx8v)

26 David "Groomerfile" Fwench thinks calling groomers what they actually GROOMERS i9s bad, mean, and just terrible. SO STOP IT YOU GUYS!!are

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (iDcra)

27 I guess I have to compartmentalize, and separate my Red Sox, the players, from their woke corporate offices. I'm not sure how much longer I can do this. I suppose it's a lot like still enjoying Russian composers, chess players, and tennis champions.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (OssQ4)

28 What a doofus I am.. I read the content...

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (CjFDo)

29 You should photoshop a scattergun across the monkey's saddle to go along with the Buck-shot theme.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (906pl)

30 I would guess the owners of the Red Sox borrowed a shit ton of money from Larry Fink.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (ifUkZ)

31 Kolaches have nothing on me. I, too, am famous for my sweet, moist, yeasty, rolls!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (g6+Ik)

32 The Red Sox could stop selling $12 beer which uses a lot of carbon to keep cold. Just an idea.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (1Kx8v)

33 Anyone who can make us laugh in these dire times is a candidate for sainthood, imho.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (jTmQV)

34 >>Gutfeld is just the right version of Colbert. The same jokes over and over.


To be fair...his writers are stealing them from us.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (DOReJ)

35 Kolaches. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (2FFNq)

36 Metaphysical question: If one takes two sausage and jalapeno kolaches and squishes their faces together, does one have a (spicy) Hot Pocket, and at what time does it cease to be a dual kolache and become a HP?

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (ZsR3z)

37 I get a homemade kolachke and rye bread from my favorite Czech take out. Yum. Getting kinda pricey though.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (+ya+t)

38 The kolaches in Texas have sausage and cheese or other savory stuff inside. I have not seen the fruit ones.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (iWIqo)

39 The Red Sox could stop selling $12 beer which uses a lot of carbon to keep cold. Just an idea.

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$12 for a cold beer. $5 for a hot beer.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:11 AM (sX1BW)

40 Gutfeld leaves me cold. I don't understand the fascination with his schtick...

#hesnotfunny

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (BgMrQ)

41

I plan to make myself sin-neutral through the purchase of indulgences.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (63Dwl)

42 That sidebar link to an article about Thor Bensen chasing off a random Asian guy in a New Orleans bar is incredible.

Once again the left is projecting their obvious racism onto someone who is not racist at all.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2022


***
I wonder which bar. I don't hang around in bars any more -- never really did; they're noisy and expensive -- but I consider it a public service to warn sane people about places that attract crazies like Benson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (txdEq)

43 The kolaches in Texas have sausage and cheese or other savory stuff inside. I have not seen the fruit ones.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Go up to Scat Franshitsco.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (iDcra)

44 If Ryan Long or Babylon Bee had a TV show, they would either put Gutfeld out of business or make him step up his game.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (OssQ4)

45 Doughnuts if they're KrispyKreme, if not make mine boudin kolache.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (lNi74)

46 Carbon Credits = Indulgences for Pagans.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (sAmhv)

47 Kolaches have nothing on me. I, too, am famous for my sweet, moist, yeasty, rolls!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 11, 2022


***
Suddenly I am not hungry any more

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (txdEq)

48 23 Cleveland Guardians...that shit is retarded and sounds faggy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (k0g3G)

It's goddamn embarrassing!

#TRIBE

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (BgMrQ)

49 Well K-Mart is not a beneficiary of crony capitalism. As of today they have only three stores left open.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (Gzbwp)

50 Red Sox thing reminds me of the Colorado Rockies touting their solar panels that powered the scoreboard at Coors Field or some such. The message being, "Look how energy conscious we are!"

The irony of night games with banks and banks of high-powered lights blazing deep into the night was totally lost on the team.

You want solar powered baseball games? Play in the day time.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (m45I2)

51 The Red Sox could fold. Think of the greenhouse gasses saved by no longer doing anything.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (1Kx8v)

52
Gutfeld leaves me cold. I don't understand the fascination with his schtick...

That's my feeling about Norm Macdonald.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2022 11:14 AM (63Dwl)

53 https://order.thanx.com/kolachefactory

Kolache factory has all kinds

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 11, 2022 11:14 AM (iWIqo)

54 44 If Ryan Long or Babylon Bee had a TV show, they would either put Gutfeld out of business or make him step up his game.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:12 AM (OssQ4)


If Ryan Long had a TV show....lol.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 11, 2022 11:14 AM (mZOHK)

55 The Red Sox could stop selling $12 beer which uses a lot of carbon to keep cold. Just an idea.

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$12 for a cold beer. $5 for a hot beer.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe)
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Nope.
$12 for a cold beer. $12 for a hot beer and we don't have any cold beer.

Posted by: Boston Red Sox Climate Manager at April 11, 2022 11:14 AM (iDcra)

56 Well K-Mart is not a beneficiary of crony capitalism. As of today they have only three stores left open.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022


***
In the whole country???? Or just your state?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (txdEq)

57 Re: economic carve-outs for Disney, it's always "good policy" to incentivize things that will expand your locale's tax base through employment and tourism, but that's got the caveat that the company will not -- once established -- piss in your Wheaties and call you a bigot for having to legislate matters completely disconnected from your business enterprise.

Posted by: red speck at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (gS3OW)

58 Ladies & Gentlemen,

presenting Dale Watson, a great musician and a great American, and his 'kolache' song, Truckstop in La Grange:

https://tinyurl.com/3ybxy42r

Posted by: St. Benedict of Nursia at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (l0Cy4)

59 48 23 Cleveland Guardians...that shit is retarded and sounds faggy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:09 AM (k0g3G)

It's goddamn embarrassing!

#TRIBE
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (BgMrQ)

Have they banned fans from wearing Chief Wahoo gear to the stadium yet?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (906pl)

60 They plan to use a portion of the price of each ticket to purchase carbon credits.

Please define "a portion".

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (ZsR3z)

61 Okay the trailer for Star Trek: Soviet Justice Worlds keeps pressing this big red button labeled Sturgeon Was Right.

Pike, "To find new life go where the aliens are." DUH!

Pike in a stage whisper to Number One or as they call her in this timeline Una, "I love this job."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (i4Gw3)

62 Disney's deal is so good, Cooke argues, that other monster entertainment companies should also get the same privileges. If it's good for Disney, let Universal get the special treatment too.

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Make The Fatal Conceit Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 11:16 AM (2rp4F)

63 The KMart that was near me is an Aldi now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:16 AM (2FFNq)

64 How about the owners private boxes no longer have air conditioning. Lol. Oh no no no. We meant the peons must suffer, not us.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:16 AM (1Kx8v)

65 One of the biggest examples of crony capitalism and how it creates inferior products is the transcontinental railroad.

Compare it with the privately funded Great Northern Railroad to see the real difference.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:16 AM (Gzbwp)

66 Didnt Sears buy Kmart? And now that I think of it does Sears still exist?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:17 AM (1Kx8v)

67 Reminds me of when I went to hear George Shearing play a concert.
He told us copies of his CDs were for sale in the lobby. All transactions go to benefit the blind.
"A very small number of the blind, mind you..." he said.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2022 11:17 AM (jTmQV)

68 re CW Cooke, he had a brief time in the limeylight as a former Brit with respect for the 2nd Amendment. Why, he even made an appearance on the AoS Podcast.

That's a big get for CW. But in the battle of the Limeys, Piers Morgan is the more consistent Americanophile. And Piers hates the 2nd. Other than that, he likes us quite a bit.

Though his giving Meggie Mac a platform bugs me quite a bit. In a donut shortage situation, she's liable to eat Piers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM (F0YaR)

69 All this talk of kolaches and donuts. You people are just frittering your lives away.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM (m45I2)

70 Disney's deal is so good, Cooke argues, that other monster entertainment companies should also get the same privileges. If it's good for Disney, let Universal get the special treatment too.

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Very frustrating when big companies get favorable tax treatment because they "bring jobs" while established local companies that actually have jobs get no tax benefits.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM (sX1BW)

71 Didnt Sears buy Kmart? And now that I think of it does Sears still exist?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
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IIRC, Kmart went BK. Got all of its debt wiped out and, get this, came back strong without paying its debt. So strong that it bought Sears.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM (iDcra)

72 "Who Dis?" is Charlotte McKinney in that dental floss bikini.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (j40lz)

73 Didnt Sears buy Kmart? And now that I think of it does Sears still exist?

They did, and it does, but at this point, it's basically a real estate holding company (where all their old stores and offices used to sit).

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (ZsR3z)

74 Well K-Mart is not a beneficiary of crony capitalism. As of today they have only three stores left open.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022

***
In the whole country???? Or just your state?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (txdEq)

Whole country.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (Gzbwp)

75 All this talk of kolaches and donuts. You people are just frittering your lives away.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM (m45I2)


Make mine apple.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (AiZBA)

76 Dear Corporations

Don't virtue signal with our money.

Companies should never donate to charities. If the officers want to, fine do it out of THEIR salaries and quietly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (i4Gw3)

77 The left had a big, big laugh when on...Family Guy?...one family decides they will set their own laws instead of the government getting to do so. Haha these rubes only the government can set policy not the people!

Which...is what Disney is doing here.

But it is kind of dumb either way.

The libertarian answer is actually supposed to be that the government doesn't give favors to ANY business, but is also too weak itself to force behavior from people outside of the criminal code.

So really the libertarian outcome would be that Disney can be as gay as it wants - but anyone that grooms kids on a Disney theme park gets arrested by the local cops since grooming is against the law.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (ESjRY)

78 As for Red Sox tickets, they can't seem to steer clear of leftist orthodoxy. For years, some silver-spooner owned the rights to the giant billboard hanging outside the Green Monster, facing the Mass Pike. He had some anti-gun bullshit on it all the time.

This new move makes me happy I never actually paid for any game I went to see. Thank god for business perks.

Posted by: red speck at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (gS3OW)

79 Sure, Disney's unique setup is "libertarian" - FOR DISNEY

It isn't actually "libertarian" unless it applies to EVERYONE

Posted by: deadrody at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM (/jrmI)

80 Companies should never donate to charities. If the officers want to, fine do it out of THEIR salaries and quietly.

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Yes, bring back the ultra vires doctrine.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (sX1BW)

81 You want solar powered baseball games? Play in the day time.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (m45I2)

Hey! Hey!

THIS.

Posted by: Jack Brickhouse at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (k0g3G)

82 I just looked up the definition of fritter and saw prominent mention of 'oyster fritters'.

Is that really a thing? Sounds hideous!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (m45I2)

83 I gave up pro baseball many moons ago when multimillionaires went "On Strike".

It was to laugh...don't miss it and from what I gleam from the headlines they are still a bunch of absurd overpaid assholes watched by brain dead imbeciles.

Play ball!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (cGJ0D)

84 Oh. Buccees is in the process of building "the largest Buccees in MS"; I'm unaware of any others here, so...

It will be just down the road from me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (F0YaR)

85 My dad used to say about the companies/corporations being do goody, "I wish they would just go back to making money. This costs me too much."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (iDcra)

86 Buck: "The people of Florida, through their elected representatives and Governor, have passed laws prohibiting the sexualization of small children. Disney is trying to use its power and influence (to interfere with Florida's efforts to protect children), therefore revoking its special privileges is good policy."

I don't know how to strikeout text, but I would change the phrase in parentheses to "to sexualize small children".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM (OssQ4)

87 If Ryan Long had a TV show....lol.

TV SHOWS ARE LIT!

Posted by: Some guy that looks like Ryan Long at April 11, 2022 11:21 AM (ESjRY)

88 Today's Actor of the day is Kris Kristofferson.

He was in Blade Trinity with Jeff Bridges, who was in RIPD with Kevin Bacon.

He was in Heaven's Gate with Brad Dourif, who was in The Lord of the Rings with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 11:21 AM (44ww/)

89 Revenge is very underrated. And it absolutely is a reason to go after Disney. Maybe the perfect reason.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:21 AM (sX1BW)

90 The carbon credits scam and grift is basically just incredibly rich investors trading things back and forth to each other using Other People's Money. They get rich(er). You get fleeced.

How much you wanna bet that the Red Sox, or someone highly influential in the organization, is an investor in "Aspiration Planet Protection Fund" that is now going public? Boston funnels Other People's Money -- and a captive, unwilling people at that -- to scam funds like this, the scam funds hold on long enough for the investors to cash out, and then they move on to the next.

It would be criminal securities fraud if it wasn't in a politically powerful industry.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2022 11:22 AM (iFTx/)

91 A righteous shot across the bow. Thanks Buck.

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at April 11, 2022 11:22 AM (3wNhr)

92 #TRIBE
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (BgMrQ)

Have they banned fans from wearing Chief Wahoo gear to the stadium yet?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 11, 2022 11:15 AM (906pl)

They banned the "official" sales of Wahoo gear. I'm sure they'll get around to banning the wear of the Chief to the stadium.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:22 AM (BgMrQ)

93 In my burg the local mall was dying a slow death. It was anchored by traditional department stores which nobody visits anymore.

Then it was bought by a development company and reimagined as they say. It is now home to a couple of big box stores, a mega gym and a car dealership is going in soon.

Ive read of some malls being turned into apartment buildings too. Retail is dead but the real estate is still valuable.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:22 AM (1Kx8v)

94 Okay the trailer for Star Trek: Soviet Justice Worlds keeps pressing this big red button labeled Sturgeon Was Right.

Pike, "To find new life go where the aliens are." DUH!

Pike in a stage whisper to Number One or as they call her in this timeline Una, "I love this job."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022


***
I've looked at 2 trailers. Aside from the usual orange or poor lighting in a lot of scenes, the bits they show don't look "bad* per se. I suppose the execution will be all PC and woke. But the scene of Pike galloping his horse across a snowy field, only to have a shuttle zoom past him . . . that is an element worthy of the original shows.

(And that they have not forgotten what little we were shown about Pike in TOS, such as his love for horses, is a good sign. I guess.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:22 AM (txdEq)

95 As if I needed more reason to hate the Red Sox.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (bkUtD)

96 Great range, Buck! I'm laughing so hard about the kolachkes I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (Zhmkh)

97 I believe Ace characterized a cheese Danish as a gangbang for your face. Poetry, sheer poetry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (Gpfnk)

98 With whatever respect "kolache" is due, in the center of civilization (Hungary: all roads lead to Budapest), we have _kalacs_, a gift from the Almighty in the form of a yeast dough made with sour cream, filled with raspberry, apricot, ground walnut, or _lekvar_ (prune butter) and formed into a roll.

We also have _kifli_, little folded-diamond or crescent-shaped cookies made with cream cheese dough and the same Heavenly fillings described above. :-)

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (P/ALc)

99 All this talk of kolaches and donuts. You people are just frittering your lives away.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:18 AM


Kouign amann, man....

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (vqhPW)

100 All Red Sox fans are socialist alcoholics. I know, I've run into them at Nats games. Philly fans are no different, either.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:23 AM (ifUkZ)

101 I believe Ace characterized a cheese Danish as a gangbang for your face.


Trust me donuts taste a LOT better

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 11, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

102 There is the Caldwell Kolache Festival in the fall. Mostly an arts-and-crafts fair but with lots of kolaches.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2022 11:24 AM (nfrXX)

103 >>>Trust me donuts taste a LOT better
Posted by: Kamala Harris


Especially creme-filled, right, Kami?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (bkUtD)

104 Every single time that I hear the phrase "carbon credits," I have a mental picture of Martin Luther scowling at some smug princeling kissing the Pope's outstretched hand while slipping him a pile of cash. Indulgences for the Affluent haven't changed one bit since and serve the same purpose now as then - invent some ethereal evil that can only be avoided by cash payment to a Religious Grandee. Money for nothing.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (2Jd8G)

105 Wolfus

Except this is the Kelvin timeline that got created by Nero popping back in time to blow up Kirk's father. So the TOS Pike is right out the airlock.

Which is why they can have Pike squaring off with Spock in 'Amok Time' now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (i4Gw3)

106 If I want trenchant comment on nearly any subject I'll keep reading the ONT or dayside postings.

I get pissed at the gloom and doom encountered during the day but overall it is the best site I've found to date.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (KATBx)

107 I just looked up the definition of fritter and saw prominent mention of 'oyster fritters'.

Is that really a thing? Sounds hideous!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM


The Jamaicans would make conch fritters when we were stationed in Cuba. Nasty things.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (bVYXr)

108 YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL -- THE KOLACHE.



--------

Wifey, raised in Waco, agrees.

Another Eastern European import (Croatian/Slovenian) honorable mention: Povitica (pronounce poe-va-teet-za).

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (eVd9g)

109 40 Gutfeld leaves me cold. I don't understand the fascination with his schtick...

#hesnotfunny
Posted by

C'mon, one show last week closed with a rousing discussion of Monkey Sex. It felt like an ONT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (trdmm)

110 Malls have given away to 'city centers' type set up where retail shops and restaurants and apartments are constructed like a little city with parks and fountains. At least in Houston. The exception is our Memorial City Mall which is jammed packed, especially in the summer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (Gzbwp)

111 I just looked up the definition of fritter and saw prominent mention of 'oyster fritters'.

Is that really a thing? Sounds hideous!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:20 AM


This. Oysters should be eaten raw, as God intended.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (vqhPW)

112 The Jamaicans would make conch fritters when we were stationed in Cuba. Nasty things.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (bVYXr)


Had conch fritters in the BVI. They are to die for.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (AiZBA)

113 Carbon credits is like the Covid vax. The left just accepts it at face value with no questions asked.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (1Kx8v)

114 Ive read of some malls being turned into apartment buildings too. Retail is dead but the real estate is still valuable.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022


***
Not quite dead, but exhibiting Cheyne-Stokes respiration. Malls used to be exciting for men as well as women. Now all the stores are for kids and mommies, and for 20-something women. There are no bookstores, no drugstores, no gift shops with out-of-the-ordinary items like Spencer's used to be, no ice skating rinks, no ice cream parlors. And the endless ranks of thugs-in-training who lounge around the still-open malls are discouraging to suburbanites who don't want danger and drama with their shopping.

Now for all I know malls in other parts of the country may have some of these stores and have less of a problem with Future Thugs of America. But here, I can see the scrawling on the wall.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:27 AM (txdEq)

115 Indulgences for the Affluent haven't changed one bit since and serve the same purpose now as then - invent some ethereal evil that can only be avoided by cash payment to a Religious Grandee. Money for nothing.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (2Jd8G)

Bingo! Give the man a Cee-Gar!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:27 AM (trdmm)

116 There is a guy on YouTube, all he does is travel across the US to visit dead malls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:27 AM (i4Gw3)

117 Except this is the Kelvin timeline that got created by Nero popping back in time to blow up Kirk's father. So the TOS Pike is right out the airlock.

Which is why they can have Pike squaring off with Spock in 'Amok Time' now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:25 AM (i4Gw3)

Wut?

I think I am glad I haven't seen any of this.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:27 AM (k0g3G)

118 "Purchasing carbon credits" belongs in the Hall of Fame of Ridiculous Nonsense.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (sVtYq)

119 There are 2 buc ees betwixt Dallas and Houston
We stopped at both last weekend.

There are 2 betwixt Houston and San Antonio.
We stopped at both this weekend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (yrol0)

120 The desire to privatize or nationalize comes from wanting an industry to be less corrupt, greedy, or woke. But it ends up being a lateral move. Corporate nonsense rises to compare with university nonsense or government nonsense.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (44ww/)

121 Conch is fantastic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (2FFNq)

122 108 YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL -- THE KOLACHE.



--------

Wifey, raised in Waco, agrees.

Another Eastern European import (Croatian/Slovenian) honorable mention: Povitica (pronounce poe-va-teet-za).

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (eVd9g)


I'd add paczki to that list.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (8C7+r)

123 what about kuchen, which is the official SD dessert?

https://www.eurekasd.com/our-community/all-about-kuchen

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (5HBd1)

124 I was at the Buc-cee's in Calhoun Georgia a couple weeks ago. 96 gas pumps, gas 25 cents cheaper than surrounding travel stops, clean bathrooms.

Didn't have a Kolache (sp?), but treated myself to a BBQ sandwich.

Another great thing about Buc-cee's is that they don't carry any Starbucks products.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (g3XnF)

125 >>Now for all I know malls in other parts of the country may have some of these stores and have less of a problem with Future Thugs of America. But here, I can see the scrawling on the wall.


Up until a year or two ago, the local Mall here STILL had NO BREAKDANCING signs on the doors.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (DOReJ)

126 I made an utterly brilliantly insightful comment last week about Ace's questionable taste in donuts resulting from his childhood trauma being a Kaboom Kid. Plain and powdered donuts are da bomb, yo, The other shit's too sweet for me. Might as well just drink syrup right from the bottle.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

127 C'mon, one show last week closed with a rousing discussion of Monkey Sex. It felt like an ONT!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (trdmm)


His show is the TV version of AOSHQ. There's a lot of cringe worthy stuff and a lot of off-the-wall hilarity.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (AiZBA)

128 Future Thugs of America alumni include St. Traytable and St. Fentanyl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (i4Gw3)

129 Kris was in an interesting flick called The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea, which as I recall caused a lot of consternation for fans of "country" Kris because Sarah Miles got her kit off in certain scenes. Oh for the innocence of the mid 70's.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:29 AM (oWBc3)

130 Except this is the Kelvin timeline that got created by Nero popping back in time to blow up Kirk's father. So the TOS Pike is right out the airlock.

Which is why they can have Pike squaring off with Spock in 'Amok Time' now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022


***
Oh, is that what that flash was? That's the trouble with trailers now. They give you no more than an impression of what the movie will be about. To find out, you have to read the online spoilers, or actually see the movie. This is streaming TV, though, so I guess you have to subscribe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (txdEq)

131 MLB should just stop having games in monster stadiums. Just players and coaches and a few support personnel. Everybody that wants see it watches from home. That would save a lots of energy. If that is what they really want.

Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (MxEKc)

132 why are healthy young athletes collapsing?

https://tinyurl.com/2p88bc7t

4 min. vid

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (DJFLF)

133 The buc ees egg and brisket bfast burrito will cure about 57 different diseases including hangovers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (yrol0)

134 The Buc-Ees in Gonzales is always a madhouse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (2FFNq)

135 C'mon, one show last week closed with a rousing discussion of Monkey Sex. It felt like an ONT!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:26 AM (trdmm)

Pfft...

Gutfeld couldn't begin to compete with the ONT Horde.

He might be smart enough to steal from them, but he's no original thinker / humorist.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (BgMrQ)

136 A maple glazed donut is a gift from the gods.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (ifUkZ)

137 Didnt Sears buy Kmart? And now that I think of it does Sears still exist?

They did, and it does, but at this point, it's basically a real estate holding company (where all their old stores and offices used to sit).
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 11, 2022 11:19 AM

--------------------

There are still some small Sears stores where they sell appliances and tools. The big department stores are all gone.

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (4DyN9)

138 Crawfish ettoufee pistolettes are my favorite stuffed 'pastries' .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (Gzbwp)

139 The Red Sox suck anyway
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:02 AM (k0g3G)

Well shoudn't they rename themselves the Boston Green Sox?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (P3gRi)

140 Future Thugs of America alumni include St. Traytable and St. Fentanyl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022


***
Yes -- some of them will be created as martyrs someday. They just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (txdEq)

141 Gutfeld says that he doesn't remember who he voted for in 2016. (Cause it was Hillary or McMuffin.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (44ww/)

142
No, you do it for revenge. And you make damn sure that Disney knows why that is the case.

(Im)moral preening has to pay a price.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (pNxlR)

143 Well shoudn't they rename themselves the Boston Green Sox?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (P3gRi)

Because their commie bona fides are stronger than their environmentalist ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (k0g3G)

144 MLB should just stop having games in monster stadiums. Just players and coaches and a few support personnel. Everybody that wants see it watches from home. That would save a lots of energy. If that is what they really want.

----------------

How about just implode itself. The environment is about to collapse. We have no time to waste, and we should eliminate such wasteful entertainment abundances. Saving the planet is too important.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (sX1BW)

145 Charles Cooke and his pals haven't figured out that they're actually supporting a new form of the old British Crony-Mercantilism which the American Revolution overthrew (at least here). The Royal Government had corporate "partners" which were given exclusive rights to exploit various economic sectors, while Government Force was used to eliminate any threat or competition to them. The greatest of these was the British East India Company, but every facet of industry had some government favored company at the peak of it.

And of course every Great Family and government minister had secret ownership stakes in all of the Favored Businesses. So, that's the system the so-called "Libertarians" are bringing back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (trdmm)

146 Blueberry Donut > Egg McMuffin

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (ESjRY)

147 Well shoudn't they rename themselves the Boston Green Sox?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:31 AM (P3gRi)

Because their commie bona fides are stronger than their environmentalist ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (k0g3G)


The Boston Watermelons.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (AiZBA)

148 There is a guy on YouTube, all he does is travel across the US to visit dead malls.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yep, and the comments on them are all by people who, because they have eyes and saw the malls die in real time, have noticed exactly why the malls died. Those commenters, and the few others calling them racists.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (OssQ4)

149 I am old enough to remember going to the malls to hang out and play video games in the arcades. Would spend the whole day there. I know that sounds way dorky, and the younger generation probably can't even process it, but there was another main reason we went there. Guess who else was there? Yes: GIRLS. As a 13-year-old, the mall was the place to go to scope out girls and make your move if you had the balls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

150 Ian Galt be thankful.

Another clip Spock is with a Vulcan woman, guess this version of T'Pring, and they kiss. Spock stoically says "logical thing to do." *face palm*

If you are doing Amok Time, Spock is a buck in rut. Logic has flown out the window. He should be tearing T'Pring's dress off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (i4Gw3)

151 Charles Cooke and his pals haven't figured out that they're actually supporting a new form of the old British Crony-Mercantilism

My presumption is Cooke is writing what he is being paid to write, no more, no less.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (ESjRY)

152 >> Gutfeld says that he doesn't remember who he voted for in 2016.


Whomever his wife told him to Vote for is my guess.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (DOReJ)

153 MLB should just stop having games in monster stadiums. Just players and coaches and a few support personnel. Everybody that wants see it watches from home. That would save a lots of energy. If that is what they really want.
Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 11:30 AM (MxEKc)

Heh. I may be the exception but I may watch the game for maybe 20 minutes of the 3 hours I'm at the stadium.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (Gzbwp)

154 Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (L7jyl)

155 There are 2 buc ees betwixt Dallas and Houston
We stopped at both last weekend.

There are 2 betwixt Houston and San Antonio.
We stopped at both this weekend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:28 AM (yrol0)

Word on the street is they are building the biggest buc ees ever in Sevierville, TN. Used to hit the one on I-35 north of Austin all the time.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (OgrpQ)

156
Gutfeld says that he doesn't remember who he voted for in 2016. (Cause it was Hillary or McMuffin.)
Posted by: BourbonChicken


He follows politics and comments on politics. He knows g*ddamned well for whom he voted in 2016.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (pNxlR)

157 The Boston Watermelons.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM


That's the Cambridge minor league soccer team.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (vqhPW)

158 The true Texas kolache has sausage and jalapeño

Gudes in Burnet has an amazing boudin kolache. Every time I drive west, that’s the first place I stop.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (U+Oxn)

159 MLB log about 40k air miles per year.

I think about 1500 per year is average person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (yrol0)

160 Baseball on TV cures insomnia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (2FFNq)

161 Sportsball...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (XvPQV)

162 Baseball is having troubles,

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Kidding aside, define troubles. The players and owners seem to be doing quite well.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (sX1BW)

163
"Purchasing carbon credits" belongs in the Hall of Fame of Ridiculous Nonsense.
Posted by: Lady in Black


At least I was affordable.

Posted by: Pet rock at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (63Dwl)

164 100 All Red Sox fans are socialist alcoholics. I know, I've run into them at Nats games. Philly fans are no different, either.
Posted by: Puddinhead



I live in Babylon DC and I have news for you about Nationals fans.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (sAmhv)

165
Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.
Posted by: JM


Well, I heard that there are signs in abundance that KKK members are at the stadiums and are out and proud about it, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (pNxlR)

166 Minkey!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (ZW1rs)

167 Another Eastern European import (Croatian/Slovenian) honorable mention: Povitica (pronounce poe-va-teet-za).
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Secret recipe from the old country. My aunts would roll it out flat on a towel and then into a roll and bake it. Our oldest aunt would make each family one every year.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (+ya+t)

168 "Now all the stores are for kids and mommies, and for 20-something women."

On the few occasions I still go to a mall I am amazed at the number of spaces dedicated to athletic shoes and super sophisticated, super stylish and overpriced clothes. Is there really that much of a market for that? Must be.

Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

169 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (OssQ4)

That's why the Galleria mall on Post Oak in Houston will eventually die.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (Gzbwp)

170 And the Daytona Beach Buc-ees should be open now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (2FFNq)

171 Has any legislator in Texas offered a proposal to extend same privileges to every homeowner?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (U+Oxn)

172 Love stopping at West for Kolaches when driving to central Texas. Slovacheck bakery on the southbound I35 side, and another on the opposite, northbound side (cannot remember the name). Both great.

Posted by: Dogbert at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (Z9HSN)

173 Well shoudn't they rename themselves the Boston Green Sox?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That would do it for me. I would burn my ballcaps.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (OssQ4)

174 Ukes are being slaughtered and the Red Sox are playing a boys game? For shame!!! For shame.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (1Kx8v)

175 I think there is a kolache festival in Caldwell.

West also has one called West Fest.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (yrol0)

176 Galleria mall on Post Oak in Houston

Is that the one called Murder Mall?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (i4Gw3)

177 Has any legislator in Texas offered a proposal to extend same privileges to every homeowner?

Wishful thinking on my part, doubled. I meant Florida.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (U+Oxn)

178 So, that's the system the so-called "Libertarians" are bringing back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:32 AM (trdmm)

Exactly right. I am slogging through a book titled The Slave Trade by Hugh Thomas, and he describes the asiento system, which is a monopoly license.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (k0g3G)

179 160 Baseball on TV cures insomnia.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 11:34 AM (2FFNq)

Nahhh...

Golf broadcasts are the best (and I lurv me some actual golf).

Second is/was Curling, back when they used real brooms to sweep the sheet. The "thwackthwackthwack of the brooms slapping the ice was hypnotic.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (BgMrQ)

180 154 Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.
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Do a survey of recent HS graduates and ask them how many of them played baseball. This will tell you baseball's future.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (ifUkZ)

181 Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

Hah. 35 years ago we called the mall in Lake Charles , LA the giant shoe store.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (Gzbwp)

182 I like how someone put buying carbon credits to offset one's carbon usage:
It's like a gangbanger knocking up a bunch of women to make up for the guys he's killed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:38 AM (ynpvh)

183 I think the most often said word at Buc ees is NO.

I see kids pointing at shit and parents saying NO.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:38 AM (yrol0)

184 The Red Sox could stop selling $12 beer which uses a lot of carbon to keep cold. Just an idea.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:10 AM (1Kx8v)

Not to mention all the CO2 emitted as the bubbles burst in the cup, or later as burps and farts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:38 AM (P3gRi)

185 173 Well shoudn't they rename themselves the Boston Green Sox?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That would do it for me. I would burn my ballcaps.
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How about renaming the team after Biden's other dogs?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:38 AM (ifUkZ)

186 145
Because of the power that corporations flexed over working people with the vax mandate, I would be willing to re-visit the whole Supreme Court decision allowing corporations.
Abuses are stacking up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (2OL6m)

187 I saw a billboard for Bucee's recently - "We make our ice cubes from scratch!"

better yet is "Your thrown awaits! only 33 miles!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (trdmm)

188 Sportsball does well because they have marketed themselves as essential to America. You are not a real man if you dont follow sports all year round. ESPN will confirm this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (1Kx8v)

189 "Purchasing carbon credits" belongs in the Hall of Fame of Ridiculous Nonsense.

Perfectly acceptable business practice!

Posted by: The Renaissance Catholic Church! at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (I2/tG)

190 Golf broadcasts are the best (and I lurv me some actual golf).

Second is/was Curling, back when they used real brooms to sweep the sheet. The "thwackthwackthwack of the brooms slapping the ice was hypnotic.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (BgMrQ)

Agree on golf for rounds 1-3. The fourth round can be exciting.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (Gzbwp)

191 180 154 Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.
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Do a survey of recent HS graduates and ask them how many of them played baseball. This will tell you baseball's future.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (ifUkZ)

Men playing in Women's softball like "Lia" does in swimming.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

192 How about renaming the team after Biden's other dogs?

Gaylord, "you mean Lunch and Dinner?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (i4Gw3)

193 Boston. It's in Massachusetts isn't it? Should anyone be surprised about this?

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (Vr12I)

194 If you are doing Amok Time, Spock is a buck in rut. Logic has flown out the window. He should be tearing T'Pring's dress off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (i4Gw3)

Exactly.
Spock should be a pointy eared John Dough and T'Pring should be a busty VILF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (k0g3G)

195
Not to mention all the CO2 emitted as the bubbles burst in the cup, or later as burps and farts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


"Hey! This $12 beer is flat!"

"We extended moral preening across our full product offering, pal."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

196 No major league stadium has ever been paid for! Many times the new stadium is built and the city or county still owes bond money on the old one they are tearing down!

The real ROI has to in about negative 50% to 75%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (yrol0)

197 The best non-donut is the beignet!

What is the Italian non-donut? Maybe the babas? Filled baba rum?

Or sfogliatelle?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (5AbMC)

198 All MBL travel should be by rail. Choo-chhos are fun. You can drink in the bar car and play pinochle. I decree it shall be so!

Posted by: Joey Shitshispants Rex at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (gmo/4)

199 Long time ago, I studied public choice economics with the primary works by Buchanan and his cohort.

Basically, incentives to big corp never pan out in the long run unless the company is more or less bound to the location such as a mine, dam, etc. Big sports is a spectacularly bad example of these incentives with stadiums, etc.

Otherwise, for items like headquarters, manufacturing plants, distribution warehouses, retail, etc., corporations will and can move them and take away those 'jobs' in a moment. That also leaves aside the problem of those corporations going bust.

Long run, better to offer incentives to small and local businesses than mega corp because the owners usually live in the community and are less likely to pick up and move. Instead, local government usually treats them as a cash cow to be milked while wooing the megacorps.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (Iq9dF)

200 Exactly right. I am slogging through a book titled The Slave Trade by Hugh Thomas, and he describes the asiento system, which is a monopoly license.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (k0g3G)

I've got his trilogy on the rise of teh Spanish Empire and like it a lot. Perhaps I should look into this, too.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (906pl)

201 Green's Sausage House in Zabcikville, just east of Temple, is the home of the best kolaches in Texas. And you can get those sausage things if you want. The apricot kolaches are outstanding, and I stop there every chance I get. I buy gas a Buc Cee's but don't get the weird beaver thing and hate the industrial-sizing of everything, one of the worst of American habits.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (2Jd8G)

202 I watched Gutfeld one time, to see what all the fuss was about.

I just didn't think it was FUNNY. I didn't dislike it, but it's about as funny as Bret Baier or Neil Cavuto.

Why doesn't he have writers write some jokes for him & do an opening monologue or something?

Posted by: mnw at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (NLIak)

203 Memorial City Mall in Houston is the largest cooling center (free AC) in Texas on weekends You could very well imagine yourself in Mexico City with a dash of somewhere in the Middle East most days.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (oWBc3)

204
Perfectly acceptable business practice!
Posted by: The Renaissance Catholic Church!


Tell me why. Go ahead, indulge me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

205 Galleria mall on Post Oak in Houston

Is that the one called Murder Mall?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:36 AM (i4Gw3)

We've had so many that could go by that name but lately the Galleria fits it. Previously it was Greenspoint Mall ( Gunspoint) and Sharpstown Mall.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (Gzbwp)

206 Baseball. Bruh.

Posted by: Ziba at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (S1hrL)

207 The Renaissance Catholic Church!

I'll note at least the Renaissance Catholic Church was flogging indulgences to raise money to build Saint Peter's, as opposed to left-wing billionaires selling carbon indulgences to buy their Gulfstreams.

Posted by: The Renaissance Catholic Church! at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (I2/tG)

208 I am old enough to remember going to the malls to hang out and play video games in the arcades.

Random mall memory: when I was in college, I and some buddies had an early afternoon class together and then an evening class. So we had several hours to kill in between. We would go up the road to the mall and play pinball. The machine I most remember was a Williams Space Shuttle that had a chip in its veneer right behind a pop-up target that would trap your ball and the only way to get it out was to literally tilt the machine.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (nfrXX)

209 I come from a very ethnic Slavic background, and we called them kolachkes. Taste just as good

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (L7jyl)

210 There is nothing wrong with 48 ounce Diet Dr Pepper, or anything else for that matter - lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:42 AM (oWBc3)

211 I've got his trilogy on the rise of teh Spanish Empire and like it a lot. Perhaps I should look into this, too.....
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The Atlantic Slave trade was started in 1501 by the Portuguese. 97% of all African slaves went to Brazil. African slaves only began showing up in North America after sugar gold rush burned off and slaves became cheap.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (ifUkZ)

212 Do a survey of recent HS graduates and ask them how many of them played baseball. This will tell you baseball's future.

Posted by: Puddinhead
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Hate to tell you this but football is heading to oblivion as well as parents don't want their kids to play it. Currently half of parents do not want their kids to play football and given what we know about brain injuries among other injuries suffered--that is likely to grow.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (Iq9dF)

213
I watched Gutfeld one time, to see what all the fuss was about.

I just didn't think it was FUNNY. I didn't dislike it, but it's about as funny as Bret Baier or Neil Cavuto.

Why doesn't he have writers write some jokes for him & do an opening monologue or something?
Posted by: mnw


He's a "mugger", in much the same manner that Jon Stewart was. Not amusing in the least.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

214 203 Memorial City Mall in Houston is the largest cooling center (free AC) in Texas on weekends You could very well imagine yourself in Mexico City with a dash of somewhere in the Middle East most days.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:41 AM (oWBc3)

I would not go in a mall if they were offering free bjs and nickel beers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (yrol0)

215 192 How about renaming the team after Biden's other dogs?

Gaylord, "you mean Lunch and Dinner?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:39 AM (i4Gw3)

Soap and Water

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (ynpvh)

216 Do a survey of recent HS graduates and ask them how many of them played baseball. This will tell you baseball's future.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (ifUkZ)

I could not get my kids interested in baseball to save my life...

***sigh***

On the good side of the ledger, they don't waste time in front of the TV being a spectator.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (BgMrQ)

217 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (arJlL)

218 I miss not having a Dunkin' Donuts within 500 miles of where I live.

Posted by: Archer at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

219 Gutfield is an acquired taste and far better than Colbert any night.

Posted by: Ziba at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (S1hrL)

220 Agree mnw - gutfield is very cringe. The scent of dork is way way too strong on him. Thats why he pussywhippedly voted for Hillary at the behest of his wife

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (5AbMC)

221 ...Second is/was Curling, back when they used real brooms to sweep the sheet. The "thwackthwackthwack of the brooms slapping the ice was hypnotic.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:37 AM (BgMrQ)


browndog weighs in on the trio 'rum sodomy or lash' quite convincingly. Thwack.

Now bend over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (F0YaR)

222 Czech Stop, on the way to Waco has the best Kolaches. The best.

Posted by: BuckIV at April 11, 2022 11:44 AM (CLfqv)

223 Baseball games are a way to get you to buy their shit like tv shows sell commercials.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2022 11:44 AM (+ya+t)

224 Disney has to run their own world. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to cover up the kiddie diddling.

By the way, that problem has been going on since at least the 90s. I recall an expose from that time frame.

Posted by: Emmie at April 11, 2022 11:44 AM (t62xj)

225 Texas kolaches. Huh. Drove though some podunk Texas towns recently. Saw those kolach things advertised, thought " that's kind of weird". Guess not. Had to look up what a kolach is when I got home.

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (Vr12I)

226 Ive read that sportsball generally does not add any economic activity to a city. It just takes away from other entertainment. People have a finite amount of money to spend on entertainment. Say it is $100 a month. If a sportsball team comes to town they will still spend $100 but instead of going to a play and a movie for $100 they will now go to a game.

So all those incentives sold as bringing in economic growth are lies.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (1Kx8v)

227 People that say baseball is boring should try watching soccer. I only watch it when my kids are playing and only then it is might be exciting at the very end of a close game. I cant imagine watching it otherwise, including the World Cup. I'd rather watch the grass grow.

Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (MxEKc)

228 Well Ian adds a new one - VILF

Hopefully we don't have to explain that, the context should give it away

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (i4Gw3)

229
I would not go in a mall if they were offering free bjs and nickel beers.
Posted by: rhennigantx


... but make that nickel bjs and free beers and you're right at the front of the queue, amirite?

AMIRITE?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

230 Slaves were the orginial renewable energy source for the elites. Slavery has existed longer that written history. It actually took an major advance in technology for inter-racial slavery to become widespread. Slaves were brought to the Americas in sailing ships. No slaves were brough to the Americias in fossil fueled ships. Wind power is a slave era technology. In 1774, James Watt and John "Iron Mad" Wilkinson created a more efficient steam engine that freed steam engines from the energy wasting clouds of leaking steam that had plagued them. This kickstarted the Industrial revolution that provided the wealth that made the end of slavery in The West possible.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (f/L+y)

231 Hate to tell you this but football is heading to oblivion as well as parents don't want their kids to play it. Currently half of parents do not want their kids to play football and given what we know about brain injuries among other injuries suffered--that is likely to grow.
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That's why the NFL has gone totally Black. Its they're future.

OBTW - did you hear about Dwayne Haskins getting hit/killed by a dump truck last Friday?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (ifUkZ)

232 Green's Sausage House in Zabcikville, just east of Temple, is the home of the best kolaches in Texas.

Thanks for the recommendation. I will try them out during the Temple Library’s Labor Day booksale!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 11:46 AM (U+Oxn)

233 Disney has a lot of celebrity kids they messed up big time.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:46 AM (Gzbwp)

234 On the few occasions I still go to a mall I am amazed at the number of spaces dedicated to athletic shoes and super sophisticated, super stylish and overpriced clothes. Is there really that much of a market for that? Must be.
Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022


***
Exactly. No men's stores, as in "a place to buy a suit and some dress shirts"; no place to while away some time browsing over, and buying, the latest magazines and paperback novels; for coffee there's only Starbucks. Yes, there's a food court, but you've got to be desperate to eat there.

We have only 2 real malls left here. The older (ca. 1960) is still doing well in the western suburbs. The younger, near where I live, is on life support. I rarely go there now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:46 AM (txdEq)

235 Most of our grands play baseball or softball but no one plays outside of organized leagues. I think that's the end of most sports - no pickup games for kids.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 11, 2022 11:46 AM (oWBc3)

236 He's a "mugger", in much the same manner that Jon Stewart was. Not amusing in the least.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

That's it...he mugs for the damn camera all the fucking time.

Cannot stand that!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 11:46 AM (BgMrQ)

237 Many times the new stadium is built and the city or county still owes bond money on the old one they are tearing down!

And the "economic studies" justifying the stadiums are crap. They invariably pretend that stadiums generate all this new economic activity, when in reality they simply redirect recreational spending from other things to the stadium, except for a sliver of tourist traffic from out-of-town.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2022 11:47 AM (I2/tG)

238 Hey, if there's a cob here: I've managed to self ban by commenting on an old thread. Can I get unbanned?#1148956 / (MmndN)
Thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 11, 2022 11:47 AM (xlLIb)

239 Czech Stop, on the way to Waco has the best Kolaches. The best.

Czech Stop has some great stuff (I try to stop there when I drive to Michigan), but they are a prime example of the dictum that 90% of everything is crap.

Probably a different 90% for each customer, though.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 11:47 AM (U+Oxn)

240 218 I miss not having a Dunkin' Donuts within 500 miles of where I live.

Posted by: Archer at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

Apple Fritters. If you don't get there early, they're gone. I have one a mile from my house; came into the neighborhood a couple of years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

241 I know most of the morons here gathered spend at least a few minutes a day wondering how the Elites who gather at Davos spend their days.

Wonder no more! They refugee LARP :

https://tinyurl.com/yckv2xap

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:47 AM (DJFLF)

242 All praise the fruit filled kolache and it's double first cousin the Klobasnik..... may they both enjoy a long existence.

Posted by: 2nd Ammendment Mother at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (Cs90x)

243 The Atlantic Slave trade was started in 1501 by the Portuguese

Well, 1460s or so, I think.
The Portuguese were exploring the west coast of Africa and discovered they could short circuit the slave route over the Sahara ( other trade was involved, also).
Looking for a shortcut to Chyna...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (k0g3G)

244 Are kolaches the same as kolackys (kolackies?)? The interwebz seem to suggest yes, but at the same time, I know them more as small cookies rather than a breakfast pastry. They were a staple of Christmas, as you could make (and probably eat) 5-6 dozen without breaking a sweat.

I suppose it may be a regional difference. Eastern European countries probably all have their own variety.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (CAJOC)

245 Not kolaches, but I made Cream Puffs from scratch yesterday. They were yummy.

Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (AhBAQ)

246 no pickup games for kids.
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Try neighborhoods without kids. Finding a neighborhood with kids on the streets is hard to do these days.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (ifUkZ)

247 "Disney is trying to use its power and influence to interfere with Florida's efforts to protect children, therefore revoking its special privileges is good policy."

so Cooke's Libertarianism says:
Grooming/Abusing (other people's children) = Liberty

as long as the Disney pimp's pay BigGov their cut. So open minded.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (Cus5s)

248 They plan to use a portion of the price of each ticket to purchase carbon credits.

We're going to launder some money thru a friend of ours who will go to Kinko's and print us up a "carbon credit"

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (l0Lgi)

249 230 "Wind power is a slave era technology." That's going on the bumper of my truck. Brilliant observation.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (2Jd8G)

250 224 Disney has to run their own world. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to cover up the kiddie diddling.

By the way, that problem has been going on since at least the 90s. I recall an expose from that time frame.

Posted by: Emmie at April 11, 2022 11:44 AM (t62xj)

Someone should put a fake sign outside that says, "Mickey says, Come for the Kid Diddling, He-He!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (ynpvh)

251 "51 The Red Sox could fold. Think of the greenhouse gasses saved by no longer doing anything."

Think of the reduction of greenhouse gases that could be acheived if Hawaii was made a wilderness preserve.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (f/L+y)

252 This kickstarted the Industrial revolution that provided the wealth that made the end of slavery in The West possible.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (f/L+y)


and ushered in the era of sweatshops and indentured servitude

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (DJFLF)

253 Dad's side of the family = Mekici

Mom's side of the family = Fastnachtskuchle



Me = yum

Posted by: Archer at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (gmo/4)

254 I think the most often said word at Buc ees is NO.

I see kids pointing at shit and parents saying NO.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022


***
I heard that at the cheese display at Walmart yesterday. The little girl was as fat as her mother. Both of 'em need to say "no" once in a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (txdEq)

255 Guess not. Had to look up what a kolach is when I got home.
Posted by: kraken
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A woman's garment, no? Maybe I should read the content.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (bPH26)

256 The Elites gathering at Davos has corrupted Swiss Neutrality and it will end badly for everyone, including the Swiss, as a result.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (XvPQV)

257 243 The Atlantic Slave trade was started in 1501 by the Portuguese

Well, 1460s or so, I think.
The Portuguese were exploring the west coast of Africa and discovered they could short circuit the slave route over the Sahara ( other trade was involved, also).
Looking for a shortcut to Chyna..
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They were delivering Africans to North African slave markets then. Once they claimed the Amazon and all its tributaries for Portugual the slave trade grew geometrically.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (ifUkZ)

258 Posted by: Infidel at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (AhBAQ)

that does sound yummy!

I remember mom's homemade cream puffs.

I made some drop biscuits yesterday from box mix.
Easy peasy

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (DJFLF)

259 254 I think the most often said word at Buc ees is NO.

I see kids pointing at shit and parents saying NO.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022

***
I heard that at the cheese display at Walmart yesterday. The little girl was as fat as her mother. Both of 'em need to say "no" once in a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (txdEq)

I wonder if they know about kolaches?

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (Vr12I)

260 US Intelligence Began Tracking Americans After 2020 Election .. Geo Tracking Fence Was Set Up Around Capitol Before Jan 6 To Catch People Likely To Attend Trump Rally

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (RHGPo)

261 165
Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.
Posted by: JM

Well, I heard that there are signs in abundance that KKK members are at the stadiums and are out and proud about it, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (pNxlR)

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They're not the brightest bunch, though. I mean, sometimes they've got the Ks backwards!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (CAJOC)

262 There is nothing wrong with 48 ounce Diet Dr Pepper, or anything else for that matter - lighten up Francis.

Buc-ee's (I don't know how to pluralize that) are strategically located based on average bladder capacity.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (nfrXX)

263 People have a finite amount of money to spend on entertainment.

LOL. When Magic Cards first got big in the 1990s, I knew the owner of a game store.

I asked: "So how many Magic Cards are you selling?"

The owner: "I'm selling a thousand bucks a day of Magic Cards."

Me: "Wow! That's great!"

The owner: "Not really. I'm selling a thousand bucks less a day of everything else."

Oh.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (I2/tG)

264 In 1774, James Watt and John "Iron Mad" Wilkinson created a more efficient steam engine that freed steam engines from the energy wasting clouds of leaking steam that had plagued them.
Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (f/L+y)

The Watt steam engine design improvement is one of those things that seems so simple and obvious, but it took almost 50 years for someone to figure it out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

265 Gutfeld has (feservedly) come a long way since the days he had to show deference to that blowhard, Bill O

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (L7jyl)

266 I heard that at the cheese display at Walmart yesterday. The little girl was as fat as her mother. Both of 'em need to say "no" once in a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022
*
I wonder if they know about kolaches?
Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022


***
Each of them was shaped like a kolache.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (txdEq)

267 226 Ive read that sportsball generally does not add any economic activity to a city. It just takes away from other entertainment. People have a finite amount of money to spend on entertainment. Say it is $100 a month. If a sportsball team comes to town they will still spend $100 but instead of going to a play and a movie for $100 they will now go to a game.

So all those incentives sold as bringing in economic growth are lies.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (1Kx8v)

I think the guy that write on the insider trading of pols also researches on stadium spending. It really only move money from one entertainment venue to another.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (yrol0)

268 Well, 1460s or so, I think.
The Portuguese were exploring the west coast of Africa and discovered they could short circuit the slave route over the Sahara ( other trade was involved, also).
Looking for a shortcut to Chyna...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:48 AM (k0g3G)

Look up the Gold Coast. The Portuguese had one of the biggest forts constructed. They eventually needed manpower for the sugar cane plantations in South America. Little publicized fact that Brazil didn't outlaw slavery until 1887 and imported 10x more slaves than colonial America/ United States.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (Gzbwp)

269 CW Cooke is comfie with megacorps because they have essentially replaced the aristocrats with titles and this is where the stability argument comes in so beloved by conservatives.

If you consider the privileges allotted to corporations, essentially, CEOs come and go but the corporation is theoretically forever unless bankrupted or merged. Thus, the idea is that these corporations lend stability to a political system as a counterbalance to the people and the crown (gubmints). So, it is a simple step for corporate shills to take the place of aristocratic apologists in former times and these mega corps led by enlightened leaders serve as a brake on the other two.

In truth though, if you merge economic thought with political, corporations essentially promote oligopoly and oligarchists. Under nationalism, the megacorps are constrained by governments and the people if enough abuses surface. Under globalism, any check on megacorp power by a nation government and people is weakened enough to allow megacorps to play nations and people against each other.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 11:53 AM (Iq9dF)

270 261 165 Baseball is having troubles, especially failing to lure younger fans. I read that 35% of at bats result in a strikeout, a walk , or a homerun. In other words, BORING.
Posted by: JM

Well, I heard that there are signs in abundance that KKK members are at the stadiums and are out and proud about it, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:35 AM (pNxlR)
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They're not the brightest bunch, though. I mean, sometimes they've got the Ks backwards!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (CAJOC)

I went to Knott's Berry farm many years ago. I won three little bears for my wife. When we placed them on the mantle, we realized each one of their little shirts had a "K" on it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

271 226 Ive read that sportsball generally does not add any economic activity to a city. It just takes away from other entertainment. People have a finite amount of money to spend on entertainment. Say it is $100 a month. If a sportsball team comes to town they will still spend $100 but instead of going to a play and a movie for $100 they will now go to a game.

So all those incentives sold as bringing in economic growth are lies.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (1Kx8v)

Could bring people from out of town. But locally not going to generate additional economic activity no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 11:53 AM (z5Vrg)

272 Just learned they arrested a suspect in the shoving death of that elderly voice coach in New York City.

Turns out the perp is an entitled twenty-something socialite who lives for free in an apartment building her parents own. She apparently hid out for two weeks at the parents other house and scrubbed her social media profile. There is video footage of her going back to check on the woman and walking away.

She is currently incarcerated at Ryker's Island awaiting trial while her parents try to scrounge up the $500,000 bail to free her.

Video has surfaced of the suspect mocking how a deaf person talks. Another college friend has come forward to describe her in ways that the only the Grinch would love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:53 AM (i4Gw3)

273 Once they claimed the Amazon and all its tributaries for Portugual the slave trade grew geometrically.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (ifUkZ)

Definitely.
The New World increased the demand incredibly.
I was just being a pettifogger over your 1501 date.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (k0g3G)

274 Ian Galt be thankful.

Another clip Spock is with a Vulcan woman, guess this version of T'Pring, and they kiss. Spock stoically says "logical thing to do." *face palm*

If you are doing Amok Time, Spock is a buck in rut. Logic has flown out the window. He should be tearing T'Pring's dress off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (i4Gw3)

All this new Star Dreck shit is the product of people who hate us, and want us dead. So I won't buy it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (P3gRi)

275 224 Disney has to run their own world. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to cover up the kiddie diddling.

By the way, that problem has been going on since at least the 90s. I recall an expose from that time frame.
Posted by: Emmie



An expose by CNN. They are reporting things differently now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (sAmhv)

276 The other thing malls used to have was a movie theatre! Once upon a time, say in the '60s and early '70s, there was one theatre attached to the mall, showing the latest movie. Later that morphed into a multi-screen emporium. Come to think of it, we do have one other mall in the area, and it has a movie multiplex attached.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (txdEq)

277 266 I heard that at the cheese display at Walmart yesterday. The little girl was as fat as her mother. Both of 'em need to say "no" once in a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022
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I wonder if they know about kolaches?
Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022

***
Each of them was shaped like a kolache.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (txdEq)

I wonder if that is an iteration of the owner-dog phenomenon - they look like each other after a time? We start to look like what we shove in our pie- holes.

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (Vr12I)

278 Environmental group calls for deflating tires of SUVs to combat climate change: target 'wealthy areas'

.. how about the tires of Air Force One, Marine One or "The Beast" .. this guy uses a lot of fossil fuels

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (RHGPo)

279 >>>Buc-ee's (I don't know how to pluralize that) are strategically located based on average bladder capacity.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Ha. It used to be a tank of gas.
---so many different tanks today.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (XnG/+)

280 Instead, local government usually treats them as a cash cow to be milked while wooing the megacorps.
Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 11:40 AM (Iq9dF)

I strongly suspect the reason behind this is that the Large Corps offer much higher and more immediate under the table payoffs than smaller businesses can ever hope to offer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (trdmm)

281 Little publicized fact that Brazil didn't outlaw slavery until 1887 and imported 10x more slaves than colonial America/ United States.

More slaves were imported into Jamaica than into the Thirteen Colonies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (I2/tG)

282 Well, I still like baseball.

Boycotted last year because of the Georgia voting thing, but I figured Atlanta winning the Series was too much karma to ignore, so I'm back.

Pity the Nats are gonna suck this year.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (906pl)

283 273 Once they claimed the Amazon and all its tributaries for Portugual the slave trade grew geometrically.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:50 AM (ifUkZ)

Definitely.
The New World increased the demand incredibly.
I was just being a pettifogger over your 1501 date.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (k0g3G)

So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

284
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" sung by Rod Stewart.

No. Just no.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

285 They're not the brightest bunch, though. I mean, sometimes they've got the Ks backwards!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 11:51 AM (CAJOC)

That is what happens when you just stand there looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (k0g3G)

286 274 Ian Galt be thankful.

Another clip Spock is with a Vulcan woman, guess this version of T'Pring, and they kiss. Spock stoically says "logical thing to do." *face palm*

If you are doing Amok Time, Spock is a buck in rut. Logic has flown out the window. He should be tearing T'Pring's dress off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 11:33 AM (i4Gw3)

All this new Star Dreck shit is the product of people who hate us, and want us dead. So I won't buy it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (P3gRi)

You don't know how Vulcans reproduce...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (ynpvh)

287 Make Sanity Great Again _kudos to Gutfeld.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (XnG/+)

288 The out of town visitors is also way overblown. How many people will specifically go to a city just for sports? Not many. Some may attend a game if they are there anyway. But that small sliver of sports specific tourism is tiny.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (1Kx8v)

289 So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

They had reached West Africa yes. Naturally it was a relatively small business to what came later.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (z5Vrg)

290 >>Environmental group calls for deflating tires of SUVs to combat climate change: target 'wealthy areas'


Get rid of the computers and the cell phones.

Do you have any idea the energy it requires to apply a Cat Filter to a Live Video?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (DOReJ)

291 "Purchasing carbon credits" belongs in the Hall of Fame of Ridiculous Nonsense.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Saying you are "purchasing" carbon credits means someone has carbon credits to sell.

Where'd they get them?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 11:56 AM (H4qIP)

292 277 266 I heard that at the cheese display at Walmart yesterday. The little girl was as fat as her mother. Both of 'em need to say "no" once in a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022
*
I wonder if they know about kolaches?
Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022
***
Each of them was shaped like a kolache.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:52 AM (txdEq)

I wonder if that is an iteration of the owner-dog phenomenon - they look like each other after a time? We start to look like what we shove in our pie- holes.
Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (Vr12I)

Reminds me of the joke with the punchline "Cheap, quick and easy"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:57 AM (ynpvh)

293 The other thing malls used to have was a movie theatre! Once upon a time, say in the '60s and early '70s, there was one theatre attached to the mall, showing the latest movie. Later that morphed into a multi-screen emporium. Come to think of it, we do have one other mall in the area, and it has a movie multiplex attached.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM


There was a place like that in Akron Ohio. Can't remember which mall it was at, but they would do midnight movies for $1.00 with cheap popcorn. Saw Kentucky Fried Movie there. Mostly drunks and stoners.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 11:57 AM (bVYXr)

294 Look up the Gold Coast. The Portuguese had one of the biggest forts constructed. They eventually needed manpower for the sugar cane plantations in South America. Little publicized fact that Brazil didn't outlaw slavery until 1887 and imported 10x more slaves than colonial America/ United States.
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The Portuguese were the hub of all American slavery. The Spanish only got into it after the easy gold/silver was picked and they needed miners. Sugar was huge in the early 1600s and created a new demand but it reached peak production around 1650 and then dwindled as the sugar prices fell. Then the Carribean had a glut of cheap slaves with only one way to go.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:57 AM (ifUkZ)

295 All this new Star Dreck shit is the product of people who hate us, and want us dead. So I won't buy it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (P3gRi)
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The first series produced by DesiLu was all American.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 11:57 AM (XnG/+)

296 Disney has to run their own world. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to cover up the kiddie diddling.

Was watching video of Tampa sheriff announcing child sex trafficking arrests of Disney employees. He commented that he wondered why none of the Orlando press was in the room.

He said there's a big problem of child sex crimes in Orlando.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (DJFLF)

297 Once they claimed the Amazon and all its tributaries for Portugual the slave trade grew geometrically.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022
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So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 202


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I'd guess the Portuguese were bringing the slaves back to Europe, or to other colonies around Africa. After the word got out about Chris's trip and colonies were starting up over in the New World, entrepreneurs saw a new Business Opportunity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (txdEq)

298 283
Portugal found the West Coast of Africa a generation or two before Columbus sailed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (2OL6m)

299 I saw Festerdly open for Havok Unit at the Pink Martini in '91. They were received poorly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (44ww/)

300 More slaves were imported into Jamaica than into the Thirteen Colonies.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


What VP's family was slave owners in Jamaica?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (H4qIP)

301
Then the Carribean had a glut of cheap slaves with only one way to go.
Posted by: Puddinhead


And that way was NFL franchises, to hear some tell it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 11:59 AM (pNxlR)

302 Where'd they get them?

We pay Third World villages not to install diesel generators, but to rely only on solar, so they have no electricity at night.

Really.

Posted by: Carbon Billionaires! at April 11, 2022 11:59 AM (I2/tG)

303 246 no pickup games for kids.
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Try neighborhoods without kids. Finding a neighborhood with kids on the streets is hard to do these days.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 11:49 AM (ifUk

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With all the Irish Catholic families in our neighborhood, we were never short on kids to play balk. Four homes in a row had 12, 8, 2, and (ours) 6. Our block had almost a hundred.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 11:59 AM (L7jyl)

304 >>Portugal found the West Coast of Africa a generation or two before Columbus sailed.


Changing the Migration Paths of sharks for all eternity.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 11:59 AM (DOReJ)

305 I strongly suspect the reason behind this is that the Large Corps offer much higher and more immediate under the table payoffs than smaller businesses can ever hope to offer.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Exactly so but also megacorp announcements impress the locals and you always see local politicos front and center at such events. Megacorp movements also coincide with local politically connected developers buying land cheap on the leaks secretly and then cashing out by developing afterwards. Developers own most local governments.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (Iq9dF)

306 Late to the party here, but like a ton of other foods, kolacki vary wildly by region. The recipe my Bohemian grandmother used definitely didn't provide a "yeasty" pastry, and some other friends of Czech descent used a recipe with ice cream in the pastry. I've never had a yeasty kolacki in my life.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (oCS0o)

307 With all the Irish Catholic families in our neighborhood, we were never short on kids to play balk. Four homes in a row had 12, 8, 2, and (ours) 6. Our block had almost a hundred.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 11:59 AM


Is that some form of Irish baseball?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (bVYXr)

308 Don't forget the purchase of carbon offsets where First World countries pay Third World countries to plant trees to offset their greenhouse emissions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (i4Gw3)

309 300 More slaves were imported into Jamaica than into the Thirteen Colonies.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


What VP's family was slave owners in Jamaica?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (H4qIP)

One of the biggest. But that's okay, that was the whitey branch only...
Also, speaking of the punchline "Cheap, quick and easy"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

310 I'd guess the Portuguese were bringing the slaves back to Europe, or to other colonies around Africa. After the word got out about Chris's trip and colonies were starting up over in the New World, entrepreneurs saw a new Business Opportunity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (txdEq)

Most likely North Africa(and from there to the Middle East), which had largely been importing slaves at huge attrition rates over the Sahara. Most African slaves were going into the Ottomans are other Islamic states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (z5Vrg)

311 The United States also banned the importation of slaves before Great Britain did ( okay just by months) .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (Gzbwp)

312 By the way, that problem has been going on since at least the 90s. I recall an expose from that time frame.
Posted by: Emmie


An expose by CNN. They are reporting things differently now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2022 11:54 AM (sAmhv)


I heard about it from Focus on the Family.

Posted by: Emmie at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (t62xj)

313 were starting up over in the New World, entrepreneurs saw a new Business Opportunity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (txdEq)


And the very entreprenuerial Dutch enthusiastically embraced the slave trade

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (DJFLF)

314
Was watching video of Tampa sheriff announcing child sex trafficking arrests of Disney employees. He commented that he wondered why none of the Orlando press was in the room.

He said there's a big problem of child sex crimes in Orlando.
Posted by: kallisto


Polk County Sheriff Judd. The Disney employees were a lifeguard, a restaurant worker, and two IT types, IIRC. He made a deliberate point of skewering the absence of Orlando's presstitutes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (pNxlR)

315 308 Don't forget the purchase of carbon offsets where First World countries pay Third World countries to plant trees to offset their greenhouse emissions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (i4Gw3)

Does it count if the roots are up in the air?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (ynpvh)

316 You don't know how Vulcans reproduce...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022


***
I'd expect their, ah, equipment is very much like humans'. After all, Sarek, Spock's father, married at least 2 human women, Amanda and the one we saw at the end of his life on TNG. And Spock himself, it was implied earlier, had some sort of "relationship" with Jill Ireland's character, a human woman. (Clearly the Vulcan version of the apple does not fall far from the Vulcan tree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (txdEq)

317 >>The Boston Red Sox and partners announced this week a plan to neutralize the greenhouse gas emissions of fans attending games


by purchasing indulgences from the Church of Gaia

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (geLO8)

318 302
I'm not using a diesel generator right this minute.
Where's my money?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (2OL6m)

319 Re: Cooke - the majority of the conservative establishment - pundits and politicians - are not going to bite the kiddie-diddling hands that feed them.

Look, I'm just going to throw out there again that a few years ago I told everyone here that if they were surprised by that sort of thing, then they simply hadn't had enough exposure to the seriously wealthy. I was roundly mocked.

Sucks being right sometimes.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (qVRSW)

320
Revoking Disney's sweetheart deal is less about revenge and more about "Oh, you want to involve yourself in the political landscape. That's fine, here's some politics you won't like but will be very popular with voters. Enjoy!"

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (1hM1d)

321 The Spanish only got into it after the easy gold/silver was picked and they needed miners.

Remember, slavery only started in North American when English colonists started importing slaves!

The Spanish importing slaves into North America didn't count!

Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (I2/tG)

322 re the side bar 1. Conservative, Inc. is funded by Koch Industries etc.

While trying to discover what part of or who in Conservative Inc. Koch Industries are funding I did find that Koch Industries fund a myriad of foundations. It doesn't answer the loaded question of why Koch Industries along with all the other "chicken hawk" businesses listed in the Salon article have not pulled out of Russia but it does lend credence to the concept that all big businesses [Donald Trump included] follow of spreading money around Tossing some chicken feed to the cucks is just business.

Here are a few bona fide places Koch Industries fund -

Manhattan Institute, https://is.gd/mkRLNW ; The American Energy Alliance,
https://is.gd/KY8sR0 ; The American Enterprise Institute (AEI), https://is.gd/5rBMv0 ; Federalist Society, https://is.gd/gSW1Iq ; Philanthropy Roundtable, https://is.gd/y0pvg8 ; Antonin Scalia School of Law/GMU, https://is.gd/tStv8I .

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (XnG/+)

323 I'd guess the Portuguese were bringing the slaves back to Europe, or to other colonies around Africa. After the word got out about Chris's trip and colonies were starting up over in the New World, entrepreneurs saw a new Business Opportunity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 11:58 AM (txdEq)

Most likely North Africa(and from there to the Middle East), which had largely been importing slaves at huge attrition rates over the Sahara. Most African slaves were going into the Ottomans are other Islamic states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM \


A certain future Emperor was sent to Jamaica to help put down a slave revolt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (bVYXr)

324 311 The United States also banned the importation of slaves before Great Britain did ( okay just by months) .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (Gzbwp)

Fact is, slavery was nearly universal when you go back more than a few hundred years. The word itself in English is derived from Slav, the white people who were taken as slaves by the Mussies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

325 I also thought that 'carbon credits' was a thing of the past. Then I just read about another organization having 100K trees planted to offset the carbon they emit. Might have been the Seattle ball park.
Can't a ball park just tell the fans to not fart and don't sell food to the fans. And don't allow any food to be brought in to the games...Its just that simple. Maybe a cork handed out with the teams logo on it...

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (YVx1O)

326 People's Pundit is live. BBL...

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (DOReJ)

327 In our town a new joint opened up that makes kolaches, both the meat ones and the pastry ones. I haven't been yet, but I hear it's really good and business is brisk. I'll visit soon and report back.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (xPJvm)

328 Carbon offsets. Heh. One foot outside a town limit here, everyone has a burn barrel.

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (Vr12I)

329 317 >>The Boston Red Sox and partners announced this week a plan to neutralize the greenhouse gas emissions of fans attending games


Is there such a thing as flatulence neutral food?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (eGTCV)

330 I jumped over and watched the little clip of Davosian indulges at https://tinyurl.com/yckv2xap. The depth of our problems is, uh, concerning. These deviant mother f**kers mean to have us dead no matter what it takes. Gloom and doom is one thing; a realistic appreciation of your situation is much more optimistic and actionable. Ask G.A. Custer about that sometime.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (2Jd8G)

331 He said there's a big problem of child sex crimes in Orlando.

Posted by: kallisto
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Anywhere there is a continuing large stream of foreign and distant domestic visitors you will get child sex trafficking. Easier to hide in the comings and goings.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (Iq9dF)

332 Remember, slavery only started in North American when English colonists started importing slaves!

The Spanish importing slaves into North America didn't count!
Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:02 PM (I2/tG)

Come to think of it, that neglects Indians enslaving each other.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (z5Vrg)

333 316 You don't know how Vulcans reproduce...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022

***
I'd expect their, ah, equipment is very much like humans'. After all, Sarek, Spock's father, married at least 2 human women, Amanda and the one we saw at the end of his life on TNG. And Spock himself, it was implied earlier, had some sort of "relationship" with Jill Ireland's character, a human woman. (Clearly the Vulcan version of the apple does not fall far from the Vulcan tree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (txdEq)

Maybe like the Centauri in Babylon 5 with their "secret" tentacles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

334 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (pNxlR)

It seems he regularly holds press conferences announcing arrests of perverts.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (DJFLF)

335 "Not everyone has their sexual organs in the same place."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (i4Gw3)

336 "Purchasing carbon credits" belongs in the Hall of Fame of Ridiculous Nonsense.
Posted by: Lady in Black"


Logging companies planting trees they would have planted anyway after they harvest a large area counts as reforestation. A small percentage of the money from carbon credits sales goes to the logging company to claim credit for he new trees and the rest goes to environmental lawyers and Al Gore.

Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (MxEKc)

337 So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

Okay you buggers, you made me get up and get the book.
High Thomas describes in his first paragraphs the delivery of 235 slaves to Lagos on August 8, 1444, in Portugal.

So, earlier than 1460s.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (k0g3G)

338 Manor Township man charged after posting anti-Biden stickers on Turkey Hill gas pumps

He was painting clear-coat paint over the stickers. And he resisted arrest when they called the police.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

339 Ask G.A. Custer about that sometime.

Posted by: Erik In Texas
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The lesson of Custer is don't piss off and attack without the numbers to win because you believe that your troops are superior to mass numbers.

Davos crowd does not consider that they are Custer pissing off the natives in various lands.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (Iq9dF)

340
Americans for Prosperity (AFP), founded in 2004, is a libertarian conservative political advocacy group in the United States funded by David and Charles Koch. As the Koch brothers' primary political advocacy group, it is one of the most influential American conservative organizations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (pNxlR)

341 Late as usual and no time to read the comments but I don;t know how I missed Ace's post about breakfast pastries. As the daughter of an owner of a bakery, I was priveleged to have whatever I wanted from the bakery for breakfast. My father worked nights delivering all those delicious pastries and rolls.He would call and ask what he should bring home. Obviously a small business where the owner worked as hard as everyone else including my grandmother who would work with the men rolling dough for rolls. Eclairs was my favorite, followed closely by cheese danish.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (Y+l9t)

342 Libertarians hope that the left will ignore them. They aim to be the most correct person on the box car.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (44ww/)

343 I was never a fan of baseball. Probably because it's one of the most boring games ever devised. The seventh inning stretch proves it.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (Qhnrt)

344 Come to think of it, that neglects Indians enslaving each other.

American Indians practiced a kinder, nicer sort of slavery.

It wasn't slavery at all, really.

Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

345 Oops balk = ball, as in baseball. The Irish Catholic parents obviously got a lot of "play" indoors.

Posted by: JM in Florida at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (L7jyl)

346 335 "Not everyone has their sexual organs in the same place."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (i4Gw3)


some pyrsyns keep them under the couch

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

347 Manor Township man charged after posting anti-Biden stickers on Turkey Hill gas pumps

He was painting clear-coat paint over the stickers. And he resisted arrest when they called the police.
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

Any thinking person knew there was more to the story.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (Gzbwp)

348 I'm still ashamed of the local cheats - the Astros.

All because of an intern's suggestion and nobody anywhere else in the org said, No, that would be wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (4I/2K)

349 Mayans and Aztecs practicing a 'kinder' form of slavery?

hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (i4Gw3)

350 335 "Not everyone has their sexual organs in the same place."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (i4Gw3)

Ballchinians in MIB II

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (ynpvh)

351 349 Mayans and Aztecs practicing a 'kinder' form of slavery?

hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (i4Gw3)

At least they had heart...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

352
It seems he regularly holds press conferences announcing arrests of perverts.
Posted by: kallisto


Malfeasants in his own department, too. The guy is very forthright.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2022 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

353 343 I was never a fan of baseball. Probably because it's one of the most boring games ever devised. The seventh inning stretch proves it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (Qhnrt)

It helps to get drunk on 10$ beers if you attend in person. Maybe stab someone afterwards. Or avoid a stabbing.

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 12:07 PM (Vr12I)

354 Haven't read all the comments but you don't know kolaches. They are very different from danish, etc. For example, the best kolache I ever had had was filled with sauerkraut and sausage. Suggest you visit Hruska's in Ellinger, TX to see what I am talking about.

Posted by: Harry at April 11, 2022 12:07 PM (bnUTU)

355 337 So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

Okay you buggers, you made me get up and get the book.
High Thomas describes in his first paragraphs the delivery of 235 slaves to Lagos on August 8, 1444, in Portugal.

So, earlier than 1460s.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (k0g3G)

Depending on what quantity is considered valid, no doubt some Portuguese traders had been involved with the Trans-Saharan slave trade early on, which predates Portugal's existence as a kingdom.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:07 PM (z5Vrg)

356 308 Don't forget the purchase of carbon offsets where First World countries pay Third World countries to plant trees to offset their greenhouse emissions.

Posted by: Anna Puma
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My mature trees in my yard do my planting of carbon offset trees for me. Too much so in fact.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (Iq9dF)

357 316 You don't know how Vulcans reproduce...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022

***
I'd expect their, ah, equipment is very much like humans'. After all, Sarek, Spock's father, married at least 2 human women, Amanda and the one we saw at the end of his life on TNG. And Spock himself, it was implied earlier, had some sort of "relationship" with Jill Ireland's character, a human woman. (Clearly the Vulcan version of the apple does not fall far from the Vulcan tree.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (txdEq)

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Maybe it's like a mind-meld, but with different finger placement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (CAJOC)

358 I'd expect their, ah, equipment is very much like humans'. After all, Sarek, Spock's father, married at least 2 human women, Amanda and the one we saw at the end of his life on TNG. And Spock himself, it was implied earlier, had some sort of "relationship" with Jill Ireland's character, a human woman. (Clearly the Vulcan version of the apple does not fall far from the Vulcan tree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (txdEq)
*
Maybe like the Centauri in Babylon 5 with their "secret" tentacles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022


***
Whatever it is, it can't be too distasteful to human women, or Amanda wouldn't have stayed married to Sarek for so long. She was still married to him while Spock was an adult in Star Fleet. Spock served with Pike, and that was, what, 11 years before? So his Academy time would have been at least 15 years in the past. Amanda would have been married to Sarek for close to 35 years, maybe more, when we saw her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (txdEq)

359 Maybe it's like a mind-meld, but with different finger placement.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (CAJOC)

New look at The Shocker?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (XvPQV)

360 The first series produced by DesiLu was all American.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 11:57 AM (XnG/+)

Hence my use of the word "new".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (P3gRi)

361 Manor Township man charged after posting anti-Biden stickers on Turkey Hill gas pumps

He was painting clear-coat paint over the stickers. And he resisted arrest when they called the police.


If you feel the need to protest, do it peacefully, man! Burn down a city or something.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (DMQdU)

362 browndog weighs in on the trio 'rum sodomy or lash' quite convincingly. Thwack.

Now bend over.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2022 11:43 AM (F0YaR)

Thank You Sir...may I have another!

#chipdiller

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (BgMrQ)

363 Haven't read all the comments but you don't know kolaches. They are very different from danish, etc. For example, the best kolache I ever had had was filled with sauerkraut and sausage. Suggest you visit Hruska's in Ellinger, TX to see what I am talking about.
Posted by: Harry

Klobasnicky vs kolaches.
Doesn't matter. People will call it what they want. Doesn't matter what it really is.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (H4qIP)

364 337 So Portugal was involved in the slave trade 30 years before Columbus' trip?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

Okay you buggers, you made me get up and get the book.
High Thomas describes in his first paragraphs the delivery of 235 slaves to Lagos on August 8, 1444, in Portugal.

So, earlier than 1460s.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 12:05 PM (k0g3G)

Wow. Getting in on the Mussie slave trade.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

365 Sarek, "It was the logical thing to do."

That one line proved that Vulcans have emotions and humor. Just not pie in your face Human humor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (i4Gw3)

366 Ya Gotta Have Heart
Miles and miles and miles of heart...

Posted by: aztec priests at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (jTmQV)

367 So no reproduction like the Coneheads.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 11, 2022 12:09 PM (Gzbwp)

368 Manor Township man charged after posting anti-Biden stickers on Turkey Hill gas pumps

He was painting clear-coat paint over the stickers. And he resisted arrest when they called the police.

If you feel the need to protest, do it peacefully, man! Burn down a city or something.
Posted by: t-bird

Put on blackface and burn the gas station down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:10 PM (H4qIP)

369 Kolaches in order of deliciousness:
Apricot
Cheese
Apple
Peach

There are decent ones at the Slovacek's in West. But not as great as some.

A good friend, who makes delicious kolaches, had a lot of practice. In her small SE Tex town, they sold them as high school fundraisers.

Posted by: sal at April 11, 2022 12:10 PM (bJKUl)

370 Mayans and Aztecs practicing a 'kinder' form of slavery?

There is a history course at Yale where the professor surveys the students at the beginning of the course. Most students think that slavery only existed in the United States.

After all, if you read "A People's History of the United States", you will get no indication that slavery ever existed anywhere else.

You will also get no indication that one of the first things the United States did when it was created was ban slave importation.

Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

371 Fox and Gutfeld could have saved millions of lives if they had told the whole truth about vaccines and spoke out against the lockdowns.

Why isn't anybody on tv questioning exactly why Joe Biden isn't in the WH and films from a fake WH stage?

Why isn't anybody speaking out about the horrible pictures on Biden's laptop and are just talking about China or Russia or Burisma? The real story is the pictures and once again we have a cover-up.

Posted by: cjhmhch at April 11, 2022 12:11 PM (eSgwh)

372 Hruskas in Ellinger (near La Grange) is pretty good, too. Hmmm, need to get over there again.

They have one with a big ole chunk of ham, too.

Kolaches must have just enough of the sweet in the bread recipe.

Portuguese Sweet Bread (think oversized english muffin) is always a good choice in the north suburbs of Bahston.

Posted by: micky at April 11, 2022 12:11 PM (3byMq)

373 Vulkans also hate Gutfeld.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (44ww/)

374 "Not everyone has their sexual organs in the same place."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:04 PM (i4Gw3)

Ballchinians in MIB II
Posted by: jim

Of which Kamala is their VEEP.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (H4qIP)

375 Sarek, "It was the logical thing to do."

That one line proved that Vulcans have emotions and humor. Just not pie in your face Human humor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022


***
If you take it another way, it might have meant that they *had* to get married because Amanda was preggers!

Spock displayed a quiet humor and wit many times in the course of the series. His exchanges with McCoy, for example. Or when Trelane asks him if Vulcans are predatory, and he says, "Not generally . . . but there have been exceptions."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (txdEq)

376 358 I'd expect their, ah, equipment is very much like humans'. After all, Sarek, Spock's father, married at least 2 human women, Amanda and the one we saw at the end of his life on TNG. And Spock himself, it was implied earlier, had some sort of "relationship" with Jill Ireland's character, a human woman. (Clearly the Vulcan version of the apple does not fall far from the Vulcan tree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:01 PM (txdEq)
*
Maybe like the Centauri in Babylon 5 with their "secret" tentacles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022
***
Whatever it is, it can't be too distasteful to human women, or Amanda wouldn't have stayed married to Sarek for so long. She was still married to him while Spock was an adult in Star Fleet. Spock served with Pike, and that was, what, 11 years before? So his Academy time would have been at least 15 years in the past. Amanda would have been married to Sarek for close to 35 years, maybe more, when we saw her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:08 PM (txdEq)

Kurt E. would be down with Vulcans with Tentacles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

377 You will also get no indication that one of the first things the United States did when it was created was ban slave importation.
Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

One of many to steps to try and softly phase out slavery which sadly ultimately failed(as all future legislative compromises in this direction were later broken).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (z5Vrg)

378 344 Come to think of it, that neglects Indians enslaving each other.
American Indians practiced a kinder, nicer sort of slavery.
It wasn't slavery at all, really.
Posted by: The 1619 Project! at April 11, 2022 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

This is related to the question, when did slavery become endemic to most human civilizations? A society has to have an agricultural based society (or large scale animal herding) to make slavery feasible. For hunter gatherers, or nomads, they're more trouble than they're worth just to keep them fed, so unwanted people are generally just killed and dumped for the wolves to find.

But when a society starts requiring people to spend long hours in the fields doing physical labor, then slavery becomes economically attractive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

379 342 Libertarians hope that the left will ignore them. They aim to be the most correct person on the box car.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Formal libertarianism with actual principles died in the West due to lack of political interest in the Anglo world. Libertarianism for the most part never found much if any support beyond those nations developed and settled by the English in part because it is very easy for libertarianism to slide into simple libertine desires. Most people are not Marcus Aurelius which is what is required to make libertarianism work.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (Iq9dF)

380 I've never had a yeasty kolacki in my life.
Posted by: Octochicken at April 11, 2022 12:00 PM (oCS0o)
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I have, old family friend's mother was Czech, and they were delicious.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (XnG/+)

381 This is related to the question, when did slavery become endemic to most human civilizations?


Ask pharaoh & the Jews.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (H4qIP)

382 Portuguese Sweet Bread (think oversized english muffin) is always a good choice in the north suburbs of Bahston.
Posted by: micky at April 11, 2022 12:11 PM


There are some good Portagee bakeries on the north shore. But you have to get there early.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (vqhPW)

383 Slavery was created with the establishment of the first dairy farm.

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (Vr12I)

384 I would count Biblical illiteracy as one of the reason students think only the U.S. had chattel slavery.

Posted by: sal at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (bJKUl)

385 But when a society starts requiring people to spend long hours in the fields doing physical labor, then slavery becomes economically attractive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

Concur. For Angkar!

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (cGJ0D)

386 The other thing malls used to have was a movie theatre!

Weird experience: I just reread the Calvin & Hobbes Treasury a few weeks ago. While it’s hard sometimes to tell fantasy from reality in what Calvin does, it appears that neither his parents nor the town had any problem with 6-year-old Calvin walking downtown to the movie theater.

For all his commentary on what is and is not surreal about growing up, Watterson never seems to find anything odd in Calvin as a six-year-old on his own walking around his small town.

I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (U+Oxn)

387 384 I would count Biblical illiteracy as one of the reason students think only the U.S. had chattel slavery.

Posted by: sal at April 11, 2022 12:14 PM (bJKUl)

And they certainly didn't read the Koran, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

388 We simply asked our elders to walk off the cliffs, for the good of the tribe.

Posted by: Norsemen at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

389 "A portion of the sale of every Red Sox ticket will be contributed to the Aspiration Planet Protection Fund which will help neutralize the climate impact of each fan attending a game at Fenway Park," Red Sox Chairman Tom Werner said in a statement.

Isn't this as stupid as something like "obesity credits" or "fat credits"? Contribute money to healthy people to offset the obesity/fat impact of unhealthy people.

Which does nothing to help the unhealthy people and just makes the healthy people turn into rich healthy people.

And, in the big picture of overall health, nothing was done, except to keep unhealthy people unhealthy and make other people rich.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (Do5/p)

390 >>This is related to the question, when did slavery become endemic to most human civilizations?


in 2001: A Space Odyssey, when that ape-man figured out what that bone could do

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (geLO8)

391 No wonder they keep Joey away from high places.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (i4Gw3)

392 Speaking of Ridiculous Nonsense.
EEVblog just laughed at all the scientific papers saying how wonder the new discovery of making solar panels produce electricity at night. He is wondering what is happening to science in this country. All day energy, enough to make fossil fuel totally obsolete.
Along with the 'solar highways' the electrical power produced would be enough to maybe light one LED. He is worried that it is totally crazy and the scientific papers are all in on it.

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (YVx1O)

393 Star Wars just started on a channel.

It is so obvious now that 3CP0 was a flaming finook.

Carrie Fisher was hot then, though.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (k0g3G)

394 >>Isn't this as stupid as something like "obesity credits" or "fat credits"?


it's like giving money to a church so you won't go to hell

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO8)

395 378 But when a society starts requiring people to spend long hours in the fields doing physical labor, then slavery becomes economically attractive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

Well, when you get drunk off the beer from your barley crop, well, you need someone to tend to things. See Gobekli Tepe...about 10K years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

396 2001's apes lost out to Planet of the Apes' apes for an Oscar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (i4Gw3)

397 This is related to the question, when did slavery become endemic to most human civilizations? A society has to have an agricultural based society (or large scale animal herding) to make slavery feasible. For hunter gatherers, or nomads, they're more trouble than they're worth just to keep them fed, so unwanted people are generally just killed and dumped for the wolves to find.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

Most when freed ultimately remained tenant farmers. What appears to drive mass chattel slavery or serfdom is the relative power of the nobility. Monarchs typically try to end or limit serfdom, nobles typically institute the system when the monarch is relatively weak.

We can see this in European middle ages serfdom, which did not start with the fall of Rome but happens around the high middle ages.

Also plantation slavery with the Romans begins with the consolidation of land ownership.

In other words, it's about a powerful group of individuals having the means and economic motive to practice slavery. Where slavery exists otherwise they're servants or doing highly varied work.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2022 12:17 PM (z5Vrg)

398 393 Star Wars just started on a channel.

It is so obvious now that 3CP0 was a flaming finook.

Carrie Fisher was hot then, though.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (k0g3G)

She was very pretty. I wonder if she was always crazy?

Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (Vr12I)

399 >>>I miss baseball a little

Coach little league, if you can afford the time commitment. I am not a huge baseball fan, coaching is not my thing, and I've never done it before, but my littlest is a baseball nut, and he wouldn't be able to play this year, otherwise, as there were no better options for coaches. Honestly, little league is the closest to pure baseball fun you can get, and it is cool to see the littles develop their skills, overcome failures and disappointments, and celebrate their triumphs.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (SH2Zi)

400 The credits in Star Wars show all the people Carrie Fisher banged on set.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (2FFNq)

401 Weird experience: ...

For all his commentary on what is and is not surreal about growing up, Watterson never seems to find anything odd in Calvin as a six-year-old on his own walking around his small town.

I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (U+Oxn)

Chagrin Falls, where Watterson was from, was as safe a place as you could wish for back in the day.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (BgMrQ)

402 were the 2001 apes apes, or hominids?

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (geLO8)

403 "Under globalism, any check on megacorp power by a nation government and people is weakened enough to allow megacorps to play nations and people against each other." Posted by: whig

My guess is that BigTech's biggest (like Google, especially) came into power with BigGov assistance, and some secret back door agreements. But indeed DARPA/CIA/FBI may be more globalist than servant to the people. So playing people and nations against each other is part of the game ... underwritten by the nation (the children will pay)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

404 Come to think of it, that neglects Indians enslaving each other.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Andrew Jackson permitted the Cherokee to take their slaves with them when they were re-settled.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 12:19 PM (XnG/+)

405 402 were the 2001 apes apes, or hominids?

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (geLO

Homo Erectus?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

406 I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (U+Oxn)

sigh - I remember when I was growing up in Phoenix, in 7th and 8th grade, on Saturdays I could take off on my bicycle at about 9 am and never check back in until about 6 at night, in time for supper. My parents never knew where I was, and nobody really cared (and I loved the freedom!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:19 PM (trdmm)

407 One of many to steps to try and softly phase out slavery which sadly ultimately failed(as all future legislative compromises in this direction were later broken). Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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The cultivation of cotton and the cotton gin were to blame for it.
Slavery never works very well in practice except for making the owners rich off the sweat of workers' backs. Economically, slavery leads to stagnation.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:19 PM (Iq9dF)

408 Speaking of Neu Drek, there is a rumor out there that if anyone on STD even suggests something is not TOS canon they are fired. So everyone on STD is a good little cog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (i4Gw3)

409 ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE FANZ COULD ELIMINATE ALL THE CARBON USAGE OF ATTENDING THE GAME BY NOT ATTENDING THE GAME. COME ON BOSOX FANZ DO BETTER!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (Cj7Gt)

410 YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL - THE KOLACHE.

Love love love kolaches. Weber's Bakery on Southside of Chicago makes THE best. My mom also made them for Christmas when I was a kid. We also for a year or two when I was a kid had a small bakery within a block of my childhood home which sold them which were great.

Alas, since I moved away from Chicago as an adult, I have not found anywhere that makes them as wonderfully good as Weber's Bakery in Chicago. I get an order of them whenever I go home to visit.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (Do5/p)

411 I really don't get the Gutfeld thing. I could not watch for months and then tune in and it's the exact same show. Same people saying the same things and doing the same schtick. Good for him, better him than those other late-nite asshoes, but I really don't get the appeal.

Red Eye, in its prime, was fun, funny and wildly unpredictable. I loved it. That was the show I wish he'd still be doing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (HsAzN)

412 Ever notice that Gutfield always has Kat on? She's the smartest person of the regulars (although way too skinny).

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (Ucb0d)

413 392 Speaking of Ridiculous Nonsense.
EEVblog just laughed at all the scientific papers saying how wonder the new discovery of making solar panels produce electricity at night. He is wondering what is happening to science in this country. All day energy, enough to make fossil fuel totally obsolete.
Along with the 'solar highways' the electrical power produced would be enough to maybe light one LED. He is worried that it is totally crazy and the scientific papers are all in on it.
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:16 PM (YVx1O)

It's the flying car gambit.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (Qhnrt)

414 407 One of many to steps to try and softly phase out slavery which sadly ultimately failed(as all future legislative compromises in this direction were later broken). Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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The cultivation of cotton and the cotton gin were to blame for it.
Slavery never works very well in practice except for making the owners rich off the sweat of workers' backs. Economically, slavery leads to stagnation.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:19 PM (Iq9dF)

Fredrick Douglas'(?) summary of slavery:
Freedom: I work, I eat
Slavery: I work, YOU eat

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

415 397 This is related to the question, when did slavery become endemic to most human civilizations?

Posted by: Tom Servo
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pre-history

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 12:21 PM (XnG/+)

416 Freedom: I work, I eat
Slavery: I work, YOU eat
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

Communism: i pretend to work, you pretend to eat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2022 12:21 PM (/EuRN)

417 My guess is that BigTech's biggest (like Google, especially) came into power with BigGov assistance, and some secret back door agreements. But indeed DARPA/CIA/FBI may be more globalist than servant to the people. So playing people and nations against each other is part of the game ... underwritten by the nation (the children will pay) Posted by: illiniwek
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If you look at the heads of agencies, they move back and forth easily between the corporate and government worlds. A few, like Fauci, actually skim the public treasury and get the benefits of patents, and other sweet corporate lucre. Much like Aristos moved in and out of government jobs to their financial betterment under monarchies.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:21 PM (Iq9dF)

418 >Red Eye, in its prime, was fun, funny and wildly unpredictable. I loved it. ...

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Carrie Keegan

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO8)

419 You want solar powered baseball games? Play in the day time.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:13 AM (m45I2)

it worked just fine until 8/8/88

...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (otjel)

420 400
I'm a little surprised to see Mark Hamill and Alec Guinness on THAT list.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (2OL6m)

421 YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL - THE KOLACHE.

No, no we did not. Go back and read the comments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (a3Q+t)

422 Freedom: I work, I eat
Slavery: I work, YOU eat
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

Communism: i pretend to work, you pretend to eat
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Capitalism: You pretend to pay me, I pretend to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (H4qIP)

423 Baseball has had a good run.
Men have been playing it since the civil war.
Where, iirc Doubleday was an officer on the Union side.

Posted by: aztec priests at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (jTmQV)

424 >>There are some good Portagee bakeries on the north shore. But you have to get there early.


Newark NJ has incredible Portugese...everything, really.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (DOReJ)

425 I'm selling dis-counted carbon credits @ my carbon credit outlet store. Cut out the middleman! Buy factory direct!

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

426 252 This kickstarted the Industrial revolution that provided the wealth that made the end of slavery in The West possible.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 11:45 AM (f/L+y)

and ushered in the era of sweatshops and indentured servitude

You say that like indentured servitude did not exist prior to 1774
There is a long history of English, Scottish and Irish men being transported to Barbados. Indentured servants arrived with the first English settlers as early as 1627. The arrival of indentured men increased significantly in 1648 when Cromwell began transporting prisoners captured during the Irish Rebellion, as well as during the Wars of the Three Kingdoms. Scottish prisoners continued to be transported well after these battles up until at least 1745, following the Jacobite Rebellion.

The Battle of Worcester prisoners are more likely to have been sent to Barbados,

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (f/L+y)

427 If solar power was enough to power transportation, then plants wouldn't be stuck in the same place their entire lives.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (UuD2k)

428 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (+sD5M)

429 421 YOU ALL OVERLOOKED THE GREATEST DONUT-ADJACENT PASTRY OF THEM ALL - THE KOLACHE.

No, no we did not. Go back and read the comments.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (a3Q+t)


Wut!!! That is blasphemy my good man...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (BgMrQ)

430
Capitalism: You pretend to pay me, I pretend to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (H4qIP)

Bidenism - you pay me, I put my hand down your kids pants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (trdmm)

431 Imperium: I pretend to govern, you pretend my ass isn't showing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (/EuRN)

432 She was very pretty. I wonder if she was always crazy?

Posted by: kraken
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Watch or read Postcards from the Edge. Carrie's mom was Debbie Reynolds and her dad was Eddie Fisher who left Debbie to marry E. Taylor who was Debbie's friend. Hollyweird and showbiz is a bad place for children.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (Iq9dF)

433 3 Sponge, you biotches.

Lol.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 11:03 AM (k0g3G)



This warms my dead heart.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (+sD5M)

434 Red Eye, in its prime, was fun, funny and wildly unpredictable. I loved it. That was the show I wish he'd still be doing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (HsAzN)

This. With smokeshow PAB rapping. That's ratings gold. (Or was it?)

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (SH2Zi)

435 I'm selling dis-counted carbon credits @ my carbon credit outlet store. Cut out the middleman! Buy factory direct!

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (SH2Zi)

436 401 Weird experience: ...

For all his commentary on what is and is not surreal about growing up, Watterson never seems to find anything odd in Calvin as a six-year-old on his own walking around his small town.

I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (U+Oxn)

Chagrin Falls, where Watterson was from, was as safe a place as you could wish for back in the day.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (BgMrQ

Back when I was growing up, that wasn't unusual. Just a kid walking around town.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (Qhnrt)

437 Hi all,

Contrary to some belief, I think this has been a great two years, if only because a lot of masks have been dropped and we have a better idea of who the adversary is.

Now Imma get a donut.


J

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (pypoX)

438 ooh PAB
yes she was a bit of alright

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)

439 Bucees Beef Jerky is damn good. They've come a long way there as it used to be too salty. Now, it's become a staple when I stop there.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (+sD5M)

440 Tentacles. Why'd it have to be tentacles?

Posted by: GnuBreed, not a tentacle fan at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (F0YaR)

441 Yeeesh. SNL is just sad.

Here's what would seem to be a no-fail premise and yet they manage to suck all the funny out of it. Here's Chuckie in an office.

Sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJg1F_WMy6E&t=197s

Posted by: naturalfake at April 11, 2022 12:26 PM (LV9Tl)

442 and whatever happened to TV's Andy Levy

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:26 PM (geLO8)

443 406 - And then there's the 1949 movie 'The Window' in which Bobby Driscoll sees the upstairs neighbors commit a murder. He's able to see this because it's so hot in the apartment he's sleeping on the fire escape. New York City in 1949. 9-year-old kid sleeping on the fire escape. No big deal. Today the parents would probably be summarily executed by Child Protective Services.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 11, 2022 12:26 PM (JzDjf)

444 How bad can Ukraine be if the UK Prime Minister is visiting there?

Does anyone else find this odd?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

445 Okay back to the B-26K and RB-26K.

Need to clean up seams on the B-26K before starting the fun of painting and work on the aerodynamic fairing for the KA-56A. And oh yeah build the KA-56A camera out of sheet plastic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (i4Gw3)

446 Elric Blade
Watt struggled for years to solve the steam leakage problem. it was the adoption of the cannon making techlology developed by Wilkinson to make steam cylinders for Watt that made that possible.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (f/L+y)

447 Carrie Keegan
Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO

Yep. For the hotness. And Bill Schultz and Pinch for the LULZ ..I miss those days. That was must-see TV.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (HsAzN)

448 Ever notice that Gutfield always has Kat on? She's the smartest person of the regulars (although way too skinny).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 11, 2022 12:20 PM (Ucb0d)

she's skinny, but i'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 11, 2022 12:28 PM (otjel)

449 The Battle of Worcester prisoners are more likely to have been sent to Barbados,
Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 12:23 PM


Blackadder (re Barbados): You'll really be able to stand out as an individual.

Baldrick: Will I?

Blackadder: Of course...all of the other slaves will be black.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:28 PM (vqhPW)

450 442 and whatever happened to TV's Andy Levy

He became a paste-eating NeverTrump simp. Sad!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 11, 2022 12:28 PM (HsAzN)

451 444 How bad can Ukraine be if the UK Prime Minister is visiting there?

Does anyone else find this odd?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

Ukraine is a big country, and there are still safe ways in and out. Doesn't mean that there isn't fighting and dying happening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 11, 2022 12:28 PM (XvPQV)

452 Boris went to Kiev?

Joey will go there to diddle the chicken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2022 12:28 PM (i4Gw3)

453 She was very pretty. I wonder if she was always crazy?
Posted by: kraken at April 11, 2022 12:18 PM (Vr12I)
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She supposedly had diagnosed mental illness, but I think it was mostly the drugs. Heavy, heavy drugs. The drugs she had in her system the day she died would have killed a bull.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

454 Jefferson thought that slavery would be phased out peacefully, and it was right around the corner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (44ww/)

455 "Red Eye, in its prime, was fun, funny and wildly unpredictable. I loved it. That was the show I wish he'd still be doing."

yeah .. and I thought Tom Shilua (? whatever) was better than Gutfeld. I saw he was on the other night, not sure if he is a regular ... I don't care for most of their schtick.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

456 I sure do miss RedEye. Greg is starting to get weird with the strange opening after the war updates each night. I'm not sure exactly what it is but he's starting to lose me a little.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (DBrN4)

457 Watch or read Postcards from the Edge. Carrie's mom was Debbie Reynolds and her dad was Eddie Fisher who left Debbie to marry E. Taylor who was Debbie's friend. Hollyweird and showbiz is a bad place for children.
Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:24 PM (Iq9dF)

best story (I thought) was when Carrie told of a birthday party with all of her friends at her house, and in the middle of the party her mom (Debbie) went up the stairs and flashed a view under her skirt - with no underclothes, of course - to all of the party guests.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (trdmm)

458 Environmental group calls for deflating tires of SUVs to combat climate change: target 'wealthy areas'

.. how about the tires of Air Force One, Marine One or "The Beast" .. this guy uses a lot of fossil fuels
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2022 11:55 AM (RHGPo)

When I went to report that tweet to Twitter for encouraging targeted harassment I found that Twitter has changed its reporting forms significantly in the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (nC+QA)

459 Fredrick Douglas'(?) summary of slavery:
Freedom: I work, I eat
Slavery: I work, YOU eat

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Wonder what Fredrick would say today of Nike and Apple benefiting from Chinese slave labor.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (Iq9dF)

460 A Smart Military Blog, bowling alley and donut shop.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (JH1tc)

461 444 How bad can Ukraine be if the UK Prime Minister is visiting there?

Does anyone else find this odd?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)
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He went to Kiev.
Kiev is clear.

Posted by: Braenyard - must clear at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (XnG/+)

462 and whatever happened to TV's Andy Levy

Didn't he go NT? At which point he ceased to serve any purpose since that sector is overcrowded.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2022 12:30 PM (nfrXX)

463 446 Elric Blade
Watt struggled for years to solve the steam leakage problem. it was the adoption of the cannon making techlology developed by Wilkinson to make steam cylinders for Watt that made that possible.
Posted by: tmitsss at April 11, 2022 12:27 PM (f/L+y)

All the good shit comes from making stuff to kill people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 12:30 PM (yrol0)

464 When I was eight, I rode my bike a mile into a wooded creek area that went on for a few miles. That was a typical daily summer thing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:31 PM (44ww/)

465 Steering money from ticket-buyers to globalist billionaires who fly in private jets, and calling it *carbon credits* is amazing in its audaciousness. Its vulgar. Its dishonest
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So are black and brown multi-millionaire pro athletes pretending to be "oppressed" in the raaaaaacist U.S.

Anybody dumb enough to pay to see such a-holes compete deserves to be taken.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 11, 2022 12:31 PM (k4dH2)

466
All the good shit comes from making stuff to kill people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 12:30 PM (yrol0)



Wait.....what?

Posted by: NASA Space Shuttle Program at April 11, 2022 12:31 PM (+sD5M)

467 best story (I thought) was when Carrie told of a birthday party with all of her friends at her house, and in the middle of the party her mom (Debbie) went up the stairs and flashed a view under her skirt - with no underclothes, of course - to all of the party guests.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (trdmm)
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No pedos in Hollywood,
No pedos in Hollywood

Posted by: Braenyard - must clear at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (XnG/+)

468 "Ever notice that Gutfield always has Kat on? She's the smartest person of the regulars (although way too skinny)."

I caught a little of their anniversary show, and Gutfeld did the usual (pretty nasty) slams on Kat. Then he explained that she writes most of his intros.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

469 Pops flare. Ace! Oh Ace! We're over here!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (H4qIP)

470 Wait.....what?
Posted by: NASA Space Shuttle Program at April 11, 2022 12:31 PM


Fuck you.

Posted by: The Challenger Crew at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (vqhPW)

471 *Buc-cees is like a Wal-Mart-sized Stuckey's, with better food than you'll find in several entire states


Where in a Buc-cees can I find this tasty food? (Other than fudge and pastries.) I've still looking for it every time I go to a Buc-cees.

Let the Gref-bashing begin!

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

472 best story (I thought) was when Carrie told of a birthday party with all of her friends at her house, and in the middle of the party her mom (Debbie) went up the stairs and flashed a view under her skirt - with no underclothes, of course - to all of the party guests.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Looks are important to advance to Hollywood and it probably helped your career if you gave a the crowd signals that you were available.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:33 PM (Iq9dF)

473 and in the middle of the party her mom (Debbie) went up the stairs and flashed a view under her skirt - with no underclothes, of course - to all of the party guests.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2022 12:29 PM (trdmm)


I think little Carrie must have been on the pipe even back then. Her mom was a good Methodist girl who was a virgin when she married that big stinker Eddie Fisher.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2022 12:33 PM (DJFLF)

474 465 Steering money from ticket-buyers to globalist billionaires who fly in private jets, and calling it *carbon credits* is amazing in its audaciousness. Its vulgar. Its dishonest
____________

So are black and brown multi-millionaire pro athletes pretending to be "oppressed" in the raaaaaacist U.S.

Anybody dumb enough to pay to see such a-holes compete deserves to be taken.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 11, 2022 12:31 PM (k4dH2)

John fuckface Kerrys trip to Iceland to get an enviro award cost about 30 LIFETIMES of carbon for the average American.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 12:33 PM (yrol0)

475 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)

476 ooh PAB
yes she was a bit of alright

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO

There . . . is another. Sister. She has a twin sister.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)

477 I have lots of woods, how much carbon credit money will I get per acre, from the carbon sinners? (none? because I'm not in the big club?)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

478
Where in a Buc-cees can I find this tasty food? (Other than fudge and pastries.) I've still looking for it every time I go to a Buc-cees.

Let the Gref-bashing begin!
Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (AMIL/)



Their brisket breakfast tacos are awesome. I bought a stuffed pork loin from there once and smoked it. It was fantastic.

Wife gets kolaches and loves them.

Posted by: NASA Space Shuttle Program at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (+sD5M)

479 OFF space sock.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (+sD5M)

480 Chagrin Falls, where Watterson was from, was as safe a place as you could wish for back in the day.

Chagrin Falls sounds like the name he would make up for Calvin’s fictional town.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (U+Oxn)

481 Russia knows exactly where Zelenskyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is. They aren't interested in killing him. They are interested in having him forced to negotiate with those he called "war criminals" so as to destroy his credibility.

So he's quite safe, as are any of his visitors.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (pypoX)

482 Buc-ee's bathrooms are the best.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

483 Where in a Buc-cees can I find this tasty food? (Other than fudge and pastries.) I've still looking for it every time I go to a Buc-cees.

Let the Gref-bashing begin!
Posted by: Gref

Usually along the back wall is where their "deli" type stuff is.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (H4qIP)

484 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)



And that state will be dead in 5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (+sD5M)

485 Buc-ee's bathrooms are the best.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (NpAcC)



Whomever is in charge of their billboard campaign is a genius.

"All thrones. No games."

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (+sD5M)

486 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!

Posted by: Colin



So, in 30 years, it will look like an updated version of Cuba.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (5kI0z)

487 *lights the Beacon of Endor*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (vqhPW)

488 word around the campfire is, they are going to build a Buccees (sp?) next to I-25 north of Denver

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO8)

489 I saw Space SockOff open for Ziggy Stardust at the Astrodome in '86.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (xgp0F)

490 It's a tradition to always stop for kolaches when going to a University of Texas football game.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

491 Biden and Zelenskyy get their green-screen from the same discount tent maker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (44ww/)

492 Where in a Buc-cees can I find this tasty food?

The breakfast tacos are pretty good. Avoid the "bbq" turkey sandwich at all costs. It's dry, over-roasted turkey smeared with sauce delivered in 55 gallon drums.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (nfrXX)

493 Whomever is in charge of their billboard campaign is a genius.

"All thrones. No games."
Posted by: Sponge


"Only 742 More Miles! You can hold it!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (H4qIP)

494 475 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)

UNPOSSIBLE

The superchargers take about 250 kw service. Circle K and 7 come 11 are on 25 kw service.

Maybe $250k IF the utility can even provide that much infrastructure.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (yrol0)

495 487 *lights the Beacon of Endor*

i read that as "bacon of endor". color me disappoint.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

496 RE: the NFL player who was struck and killed by a dumptruck:

Do not try to cross an Interstate highway on foot.

Posted by: mnw at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (NLIak)

497 Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

Inspector likes the venison blend sausages and low-carb jerky. When he's taking a break from keto he likes the brisket sandwiches. I was impressed with the fruit cup I got. Each piece of fruit was perfectly ripe and tasted *exactly* as that fruit ought to.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 11, 2022 12:38 PM (nC+QA)

498 495 487 *lights the Beacon of Endor*

i read that as "bacon of endor". color me disappoint.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

Mmm...bacon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:38 PM (II3Gr)

499 re Late-night network ratings battle: The four hosts are WHITE MEN. I find it strange that the three other than Gutfeld get any viewers from the mostly woke key demographic. Can't any woman and/or minority do that stuff better than a 70-year old white man and two other white guys with no talent?

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2022 12:38 PM (AMIL/)

500 >>>406 I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:15 PM (U+Oxn)

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I grew up in a Midwest town of about 1200. Once we could ride a bike, we were free to go wherever in town, except across the tracks. For me that was around 6 years old. This was the seventies.

Posted by: Rules for thee... at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (jDAqe)

501 Im loving the campaign to deflate tires in wealthy areas. This is Biden country. You want your GND? Cool. Here is a sneak peek.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (1Kx8v)

502 The sand people are easily startled, but they will be back, and in greater numbers.

WTF?

Obi-Wan has been hitting the peyote.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (0KokZ)

503 454 Jefferson thought that slavery would be phased out peacefully, and it was right around the corner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
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A lot of the Virginia planters found that as their land's fertility exhausted, that slaves cost more than they were worth. Unfortunately, due to the US expanding, even the places where it was not economic to employ slaves, they could get rich by selling the slaves and their children to those out west. The import ban made it worse actually and also resulted in an immediate rise in slave prices. The political history of the antebellum South is tied intimately with slavery as internal schisms within states occurred over the freemen and the quasi-aristo planters.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

504 I thought Kolaches was where you cut out and paste a bunch of different little pictures on a sheet of paper.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

505 So, in 30 years, it will look like an updated version of Cuba.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (5kI0z)

Hah. Was thinking the same thing last night.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (SH2Zi)

506 Nobody in Boston gives a shit f the Red Sox are "carbon neutral". They give a shit if they don't sign Devers and/or Bogaerts.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (t8dqj)

507 I grew up in a Midwest town of about 1200. Once we could ride a bike, we were free to go wherever in town, except across the tracks. For me that was around 6 years old. This was the seventies.
Posted by: Rules for thee... at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (jDAqe)

Didn't last much longer once the "stranger danger" panic began. That was the beginning of the end of having a childhood.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (II3Gr)

508 481 Russia knows exactly where Zelenskyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is.
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Putin wants Ukraine ground to a pulp, devastated, so that he may take their wheat and all the waterfront for ports and make them labor for free or starve.

He's in a bad mood and possibly crazy.

Posted by: Braenyard - must clear at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (XnG/+)

509 I'm not sure what Cooke's motives are. IMO, people in his trade often write specious nonsense tarted up as counterintuitive thinking. I've come to the conclusion that nearly everyone working in topical commentary should have a day job. In Cooke's case, it would be something that makes use of his verbal ability.

And the proper solution (if you're libertarian or no) is to end carve-outs for particular economic sectors. There can be some re-distrubution for common provision. Beyond that, the less we have of politically determined incomes, the better. No appropriated subsidies, no tax preferences, no regulatory favoritism.

Posted by: Art Deco at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (1BrBu)

510 For a cable channel to get #1 ratings is impressive, but ultimately it is a sign of failure by the broadcast networks. More people have the networks which are free with antenna.
I don't think Fox News is even on DISH's basic lineup.

Nightline used to get 10 million viewers, with 6 million for Tonight Show. It's main competitor at one point wasn't Letterman, but Rush Limbaugh following Nightline.

Some years later, ABC sports people wanted Rush Limbaugh on Monday Night Football, but higherups vetoed it. Later they got him on the postgame show, they fired him at the first chance.
Now the sports people are more left than the main nertwork execs.

Posted by: MikeN at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (o/eHL)

511 >>I thought Kolaches was where you cut out and paste a bunch of different little pictures on a sheet of paper.

Posted by: wth


no, Kolache was that guy in The Night Stalker series

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (geLO8)

512 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)

UNPOSSIBLE

The superchargers take about 250 kw service. Circle K and 7 come 11 are on 25 kw service.

Maybe $250k IF the utility can even provide that much infrastructure.
Posted by: rhennigantx

SHUT THAT HYDROELECTRIC DOWN NOW!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (H4qIP)

513 *lights the Beacon of Endor*

i read that as "bacon of endor". color me disappoint.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

Mmm...bacon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:38 PM (II3Gr)

The management has requested that people please stop eating the beacon. Thank you.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (SH2Zi)

514 The caramel popcorn at Buc-ees is really good!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (kK4Ub)

515 I dream of apple fritters. Wish they were low in calories because I could eat them every day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

516 505 So, in 30 years, it will look like an updated version of Cuba.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2022 12:36 PM (5kI0z)

Hah. Was thinking the same thing last night.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (SH2Zi)

But without the 50s model Chevys all over the place.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)

517 475 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)


Idaho car dealers will be popping the champagne in a few years.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (Qhnrt)

518 I grew up in a Midwest town of about 1200. Once we could ride a bike, we were free to go wherever in town, except across the tracks. For me that was around 6 years old. This was the seventies.

I grew up in the seventies, too, and the nearest town was of similar size—but not quite in biking distance. Nor did it have a movie theater. So I missed out on those experiences but of course have many others involving walking/biking in the middle of nowhere.

Somewhat akin to Ford auto colors, I could bike wherever I wanted, as long as it was nowhere.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:42 PM (U+Oxn)

519 >NFL player who was struck and killed by a dumptruck:

Patches O'Houlihan was bereft.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2022 12:42 PM (44ww/)

520 Wasn't selling carbon credits the next big thing back in the 90's. Endorsed by Al Gore himself. Of course he would get 10 percent.

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:42 PM (YVx1O)

521 They tried Rush on NFL Today

Tom Jackson got him booted almost immediately

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:42 PM (geLO8)

522 no, Kolache was that guy in The Night Stalker series
Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (geLO

Kolach the Night Nosher

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (II3Gr)

523 Wait, Gutfeld is 70 years old?

I've never watched, just seen photos of him ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (xgp0F)

524 Some years later, ABC sports people wanted Rush Limbaugh on Monday Night Football, but higherups vetoed it. Later they got him on the postgame show, they fired him at the first chance.
Now the sports people are more left than the main nertwork execs.
Posted by: MikeN at April 11, 2022 12:41 PM (o/eHL)

Rev Al lied about him and then they fired him.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (yrol0)

525 I grew up in a Midwest town of about 1200. Once we could ride a bike, we were free to go wherever in town, except across the tracks. For me that was around 6 years old. This was the seventies.
Posted by: Rules for thee... at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (jDAqe)

Didn't last much longer once the "stranger danger" panic began. That was the beginning of the end of having a childhood.
Posted by: Insomniac

Razor blades in Halloween candy.
EoC = End of Childhood

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (H4qIP)

526
For all his commentary on what is and is not surreal about growing up, Watterson never seems to find anything odd in Calvin as a six-year-old on his own walking around his small town.

I never found it odd, either, the first time I read it in the eighties.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022


***
In a small town, possibly there would be no problem. Everybody knew everybody else. In a bigger town or city, no. My mother only started letting me go to the movies alone or with friends when I was 12.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (txdEq)

527 I grew up in a Midwest town of about 1200. Once we could ride a bike, we were free to go wherever in town, except across the tracks. For me that was around 6 years old. This was the seventies.
Posted by: Rules for thee... at April 11, 2022 12:39 PM (jDAqe)

We used to skateboard between neighboring town's in cold-war era western Germany, surreptitiously investigate abandoned mills and factories, and play tackle football everyday on the back green tract, in between duck and cover drills.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (SH2Zi)

528 If Russia wanted Ukraine ground to a pulp, many different things would be happening right now.


But what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (pypoX)

529 Russia is so paranoid that someone is going to try to conquer them that they don't know how to make friends.

Posted by: Braenyard - must clear at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (XnG/+)

530 475 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM

Well let them soak in their wokeness then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (Gpfnk)

531 And I think that covers my lurking quota for the week.


Bye.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (pypoX)

532 484 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM (YVx1O)


And that state will be dead in 5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:35 PM (+sD5M)

I think in Kali has it at 2035 or something.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

533 The caramel popcorn at Buc-ees is really good!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel


Beaver Nuggets.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (H4qIP)

534 519
'Patches O'Houlihan was bereft.'

God, Patches' death was funny.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (2OL6m)

535 By the way, it's kuh-lotch-ee. For those who might have been wondering. The kolache in Texas is definitely distinct from its Czech origins (more so than chicken fried steak compared to wienerschnitzel). The Czechs that moved here adapted their home recipes to local tastes and local foods, making the sweet dessert into a savory breakfast food. (We do still have fruit kolaches as well, but if someone says "I brought kolaches" at work, they almost always mean sausage, cheese, jalapeño, etc.)

I like to say that the kolache is cultural appropriation at its finest.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (kK4Ub)

536 And the proper solution (if you're libertarian or no) is to end carve-outs for particular economic sectors. There can be some re-distrubution for common provision. Beyond that, the less we have of politically determined incomes, the better. No appropriated subsidies, no tax preferences, no regulatory favoritism.

Posted by: Art Deco
---------------------
Harold Lasswell became somewhat famous by his description of politics in his book title as 'Politics, Who Gets What, When and How'.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (Iq9dF)

537 We had the mosquito control sprayer truck come thru in the summer, spraying what I assume was DDT or something worse.
We would run behind it, shirtless, with our mouths open, cheering.
Maybe that explains a few things...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (jTmQV)

538 If Russia wanted Ukraine ground to a pulp, many different things would be happening right now.

But what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: Witchdoktor at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (pypoX)

To your credit, you've never started a land war in Asia. Have you?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (SH2Zi)

539 Razor blades in Halloween candy.
EoC = End of Childhood
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (H4qIP)

Oof. I remember that too. Turned out to be pure bollocks based on a single isolated incident that was intrafamilial.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

540 They should make Kat Timpf eat at least one cheeseburger on every show.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

541 *lights the Beacon of Endor*

i read that as "bacon of endor". color me disappoint.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 11, 2022 12:37 PM


Ewok bacon? Ewww...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:47 PM (vqhPW)

542 It surrounds us, it penetrates us ..

Wut?

Obi-Wan thinks the Force is something else.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:47 PM (0KokZ)

543 They should make Kat Timpf eat at least one cheeseburger on every show.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

Endorsed.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:47 PM (SH2Zi)

544 523 Wait, Gutfeld is 70 years old?

I've never watched, just seen photos of him ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 11, 2022 12:43 PM (xgp0F)


I thought Colbert is 70. My bad - he is 57.

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

545 534 519
'Patches O'Houlihan was bereft.'

God, Patches' death was funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 12:45 PM (2OL6m)

Ah yes. Crushed by 1000 pounds of irony.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (II3Gr)

546 They should make Kat Timpf eat at least one cheeseburger on every show.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM


Kat can haz cheezburger?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (vqhPW)

547 We would run behind it, shirtless, with our mouths open, cheering.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (jTmQV)

THAT is fucking funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (0KokZ)

548 It surrounds us, it penetrates us ..

Wut?

Obi-Wan thinks the Force is something else.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:47 PM (0KokZ)

A dem fundraiser?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (SH2Zi)

549 word around the campfire is, they are going to build a Buccees (sp?) next to I-25 north of Denver
Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022


***
Up around the Wyoming line, I'd hope. Denver area was getting too crowded when I left there in 2001. I can only suppose it's vastly worse now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (txdEq)

550 Oof. I remember that too. Turned out to be pure bollocks based on a single isolated incident that was intrafamilial.
Posted by: Insomniac


So pissed that I no longer got popcorn balls, rice crispy treats & caramel apples trick or treating.
Yeah. Halloween was lit in '67.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (H4qIP)

551 For mosquitoes it used Flit mixed wirh diesel fuel back i the 70s. Can't do that today, just like you can't use DDT. Might kill a bug.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (0OP+5)

552 1) Green energy would be a hoot to mock if we still had actual comedians. The entire issue is bullshit and the business attached to it even more so. But we don't have comedians anymore, just leftwing propagandists with a laugh track. Which brings me to

B) Late night TV is a wasteland, as is all TV really. Late night shows aren't even trying to make money, just sell the idea that leftism is cool and anything else is not, see?
Nazi. Yeah, that's the ticket. So losing money isn't the issue, you're exactly right on that. So much for a competitive marketplace. You think it'd be more like a bakery where all those choices bring in many diverse people, which brings me to

III) I have a sweet tooth, so everything Ace wrote about last week? I'd read the blurb and say to myself, yeah that's my favorite. Then I'd read the next one and think the same thing. It should be no suprise that when I read about todays Kolaches I thought the same thing yet again. I love pastries. But, A1C and all that, so maybe I'll just lick them and put them back. Seems like it's an okay thing to do.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (MFphb)

553 To your credit, you've never started a land war in Asia. Have you?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

A wise man!
-- Vizzini

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (Msys3)

554 Grew up southwest side of Chicago -- a kid could still wander around solo most of the day; this was late 50s through mid 60s. And Halloween -- trick or treating went from school's out until curfew.

Dan Simmons has a long intro to his book Summer of Night in which he talks about how kids just can't roam any more.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (JzDjf)

555 537 We had the mosquito control sprayer truck come thru in the summer, spraying what I assume was DDT or something worse.
We would run behind it, shirtless, with our mouths open, cheering.
Maybe that explains a few things...

Posted by: gourmand du jour
---------------------
Actually Silent Spring by Rachel whatshername regarding DDT was a hoax and due to that, the author probably killed millions by mosquito hosted infections in the Third World because of it influencing removal of ddt.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)

556 David "Groomerfile" Fwench thinks calling groomers what they actually GROOMERS i9s bad, mean, and just terrible. SO STOP IT YOU GUYS!!

Kurt Schlichter's new column is called "Call Groomers 'Groomers' because of their grooming and because it annoys David French". Everyone's on to French's grift now.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2022 12:49 PM (ZGrMX)

557 507 Didn't last much longer once the "stranger danger" panic began. That was the beginning of the end of having a childhood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:40 PM (II3Gr)


*points*

I did that!

Posted by: Adam Walsh's murderer at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (DTX3h)

558 They should make Kat Timpf eat at least one cheeseburger on every show.
Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022


***
The Hot Librarian Personified.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (txdEq)

559 I have some Nitrogen credits to sell.

Posted by: klaftern at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (taPSh)

560 Lets see, Russia and the Ukraine war. Its great that the US never gets into a war. How many wars have we fought since WW2??? Lots.

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (YVx1O)

561 So pissed that I no longer got popcorn balls, rice crispy treats & caramel apples trick or treating.
Yeah. Halloween was lit in '67.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (H4qIP)

I was definitely born in the wrong place at the wrong time to the wrong people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (II3Gr)

562 Kat can haz cheezburger?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (vqhPW)
........

and a couple kolaches for dessert.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

563 In my case the spray truck chasing would be about 1961 or so.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)

564 I thought Colbert is 70. My bad - he is 57.

Posted by: Gref
-------------
Evil people often reflect their sins by their visage.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (Iq9dF)

565 Russia is so paranoid that someone is going to try to conquer them that they don't know how to make friends.

Posted by: Braenyard - must clear at April 11, 2022 12:44 PM (XnG/+)

It certainly seems like they're creating the very situation they're trying to avoid. Inspector thinks it would have helped if we had, long ago, clarified that NATO was anti-communist not specifically anti-Russian and had focused more on China after the breakup of the USSR. Probably too late now though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (nC+QA)

566 *points*

I did that!
Posted by: Adam Walsh's murderer at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (DTX3h)

John Walsh and the media did that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (II3Gr)

567 DDT is still used in Africa, South America, and Asia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

568 Evil people often reflect their sins by their visage.
Posted by: whig

I do?
-- The spiritually dead Hillary

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (Msys3)

569 The Hot Librarian Personified.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:50 PM (txdEq)

Marian the Librarian.

1960s Shirley Jones.
Hubba hubba.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (0KokZ)

570 They should make Kat Timpf eat at least one double bacon cheeseburger on every show.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2022

un-huh

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)

571 545 534 519
'Luck of the Irish!'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (2OL6m)

572 Love Gutfeld. He and Andrew Breitbart were close friends and use to work together.
I would not be surprised if he reads ace daily.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

573 They came to be known as kolache key kids.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2022 11:08 AM (m45I2)

Groan. My daughter would call that a dad joke.
Be better, dad.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 11, 2022 12:52 PM (MFphb)

574 I'm glad to be 73. Though probably only got 40 or 50 years left.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2022 12:53 PM (0OP+5)

575 DDT is still used in Africa, South America, and Asia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2022 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)



Because it fucking works.

Posted by: Sponge - FJB at April 11, 2022 12:53 PM (+sD5M)

576 Grew up southwest side of Chicago -- a kid could still wander around solo most of the day; this was late 50s through mid 60s. And Halloween -- trick or treating went from school's out until curfew.

Dan Simmons has a long intro to his book Summer of Night in which he talks about how kids just can't roam any more.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 11, 202


***
In '63 and '64, my brother and I trick-or-treated all around the French Quarter -- near our place, anyway. No problems then. And we had no DST then, so it was dark by 6:00 pm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

577 499

There is a woman of color at 1:30. Lily Singh. She is atrocious by all accounts.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 12:53 PM (1Kx8v)

578 So pissed that I no longer got popcorn balls, rice crispy treats & caramel apples trick or treating.

In our small town we still got these through my T&T career. It saddens me a bit every year that kids today don’t get the weird things, like—to bring it back on topic—the old Polish woman’s kolaczkis. She had trouble separating the walnut shells out, so you had to be careful eating them. But they were still so very good.

Haven’t thought about that in ages.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:54 PM (U+Oxn)

579 In my case the spray truck chasing would be about 1961 or so.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Late 60's, early '70's in St. Louis. Can remember getting yelled at to get back inside because the truck was coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:54 PM (H4qIP)

580 Run hard candy through a food chopper and sprinkle it on ice cream or frosted cakes. A joy to see… and to eat.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 11, 2022 12:54 PM (U+Oxn)

581 Grew up in southern Minnesota in a Czech community and my mother made many Czech dishes as well as kolache. They are traditionally always filled with fruit mainly prune or poppyseed and also apricot and raspberry. The sausage and cheese is more of a Texas spinoff. The town I grew up in still has a yearly celebration known as "Kolacky Days". They spelled it a bit different.

Posted by: Ron S. at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (A6YLU)

582 469 Pops flare. Ace! Oh Ace! We're over here!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:32 PM


Pop purple smoke.

Posted by: zombie Jimmy H. at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

583 nood Open Thread. Come and bask

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

584 I do?
-- The spiritually dead Hillary

Posted by: Tonypete
----------------------
In her case, possession by a demon.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (Iq9dF)

585 Boston Red Sox plan to make games at Fenway Park carbon-neutral through purchase of carbon credits

You know what this says to me?

That they are overcharging for tickets and could reduce the price.

And I get what Cooke is arguing here: business should be unfettered and allowed to handle their own business without government interference.

Except that's not what Disney got here. They didn't get a reduction in regulation, they got the power to run their own fiefdom as a replacement for government; their own police, fire, their own ability to build roads and infrastructure, etc.

And this wasn't done out of some business-friendly policy favorable to the free market. It was done so that they'd build the park in Florida instead of somewhere else. And that's not policy that should continue or be extended to every business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

586 intrafamilial.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 11, 2022 12:46 PM (II3Gr)


I think you're allowed to just say "Mafia".

Posted by: hogmartin at April 11, 2022 12:55 PM (P4LRL)

587 If anyone has seen a confused man walking around the Washington Monument area and muttering, or lunging at young children, please return him to the White House gate. No matter what he might say (Scranton, or Delaware), he lives at the White House.

Posted by: Biden Junta Press Team at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (utMrO)

588 >>>Dan Simmons has a long intro to his book Summer of Night in which he talks about how kids just can't roam any more.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 11, 202

=====

The standing rule from mom and dad was for us was to head home when the street lights come on.

Posted by: Rules for thee... at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (jDAqe)

589 So pissed that I no longer got popcorn balls, rice crispy treats & caramel apples trick or treating.
Yeah. Halloween was lit in '67.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022


***
At Halloween in '66, my best friend's family had a costume party at their house. I dressed as my then-favorite TV character (after Napoleon Solo), T.H.E. Cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (txdEq)

590 A older relative who grew up in Baltimore..Says he as a kid, used to take the bus downtown a lot and spend the day in the downtown Baltimore. I double dare him to do that today.

Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (YVx1O)

591 550 So pissed that I no longer got popcorn balls, rice crispy treats & caramel apples trick or treating.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2022 12:48 PM (H4qIP)

So was your dentist?

Posted by: m at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (4vwwZ)

592 530 475 The State of Washington is doing their part on GW. No more gas powered cars after 2030 can be sold in the state!!
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2022 12:34 PM

Well let them soak in their wokeness then.
Posted

Might want to open a car dealership in the westernmost part of Idaho, or the northernmost part of Oregon. Although Oregon will likely follow suit.

Posted by: Tofer732 at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (GcxM3)

593 When I stop at a rest area my goal is in and out as fast I can (insert joke here). These mega mart places are weird to me. Like why do you want to spend all this time in a gas station?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 12:56 PM (1Kx8v)

594 "If you look at the heads of agencies, they move back and forth easily between the corporate and government worlds."

Goldman Sachs guys (like Robert Rubin), in and out of the White House, the IMF ... always protecting the TooBigToFail/Jail institutions.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2022 12:57 PM (Cus5s)

595 Its great that the US never gets into a war. How many wars have we fought since WW2??? Lots.


how many have we won

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 12:58 PM (geLO8)

596 519 >NFL player who was struck and killed by a dumptruck:

Patches O'Houlihan was bereft.
----------------
Dwayne was a one year red shirt wonder at Ohio State who went to the Redskins after his first year. He had a real problem holding the ball too long and focusing on one receiver. As a result, he got hammered by a lot of Edge Rushers. Seems this trait may have contributed to his end when crossing a 5 lane highway at twilight or night. My condolences to the family but he never should have attempted crossing that highway in FL.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2022 12:58 PM (yRved)

597 592

Those dealers would do no good. The llaw vans registration of ice cars, not just the sale of.

The way to get around it would be for manufacturers to take a 2029 model and sell it as a 2029 forever. Because the law says model year not manufacture date. Although they could easily change the law to say that as well I suppose.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 12:59 PM (1Kx8v)

598
In the mid-60s, having a bike meant that you were free to roam all over town, alone or in a group.

"Bye, Mom!"
"Where are you going?"
"Out riding with some of the kids"
"Be back by supper time."
"Okay!"

Being asked where we were going was hit or miss with the parents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 11, 2022 12:59 PM (pNxlR)

599 Hi Buck! I am just about an hour or so away from West. Wife went to Baylor, so we have to make kolache runs.

By the way, I love the Babylon Bee, but sometimes they make mistakes, like this one. Everyone should know that Texans don't need sauce on their barbecue:

https://tinyurl.com/26nfjd83

Posted by: Happy at April 11, 2022 12:59 PM (kiU2o)

600 Sweet kolaches? Seriously?

Where in Texas are you? Montrose?

How about...

Smoked sausage
Smoked jalapeno cheese sausage
Ham and cheddar
Ham and swiss
Bacon

I've even had BOUDIN kolaches

Posted by: Guvnah at April 11, 2022 01:00 PM (h9uRV)

601 Because it fucking works.
**********************
Hmmm... this may be true, but the "T" in DDT is trichloroethane, aka trich. I was in the environmental cleanup biz for a while, and chlorinated solvents are bad ju-ju. They typically have a specific gravity heavier than water, so they sink and dwell in the environment. (Most oil spill aren't "cleaned up"; 90% of it evaporates.)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2022 01:01 PM (7Fj9P)

602 open nood

Posted by: DB at April 11, 2022 01:01 PM (geLO8)

603 In the mid-60s, having a bike meant that you were free to roam all over town, alone or in a group.

"Bye, Mom!"
"Where are you going?"
"Out riding with some of the kids"
"Be back by supper time."
"Okay!"

Being asked where we were going was hit or miss with the parents.

Same here. We roamed all over our part of Ft Worth.

Posted by: Happy at April 11, 2022 01:01 PM (kiU2o)

604 Early 80s, summer for me was leave house at 10am come back at 6pm on my bike with friends.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 11, 2022 01:02 PM (1Kx8v)

605 597 592
He never saw the sack coming.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2022 01:04 PM (2OL6m)

606 Obey the science. Religion is for stupid haters. Now bow to Gaia.

Posted by: Elitist Idolaters at April 11, 2022 01:20 PM (SmFPm)

607 Prune kolache with poppy seeds, yum.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2022 01:26 PM (XnG/+)

608 Wienernbrød is the best pastry.

Posted by: Gretl at April 11, 2022 04:14 PM (buP4J)

609 Hey... we established Gutfelds format on the Houston Fox affiliate, got great ratings, ( in the sh*ttiest time slot imaginable) then got cancelled... right about the time Gutfeld's format changed. now we're on BPR, Rumble, and carried on 26 tv stations. Tommy's Garage. Check us out on Bizpacreview or Rumble.

Posted by: Sam Griesbaum at April 11, 2022 04:42 PM (/GZtX)

610 Cooke was never a cultural conservative, you nitwit. He's always been a creature of the Beltway swamp.

Posted by: Born Free at April 11, 2022 05:18 PM (XJCGK)

611 Buck brought his Monkey Face today and missed it!

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2022 05:35 PM (2JoB8)

612 Carbon credits?
I fertilize and mow a small lawn, and have three trees on the property. Carbon sinks, all.
Where's my cash?

Posted by: boynsea at April 11, 2022 07:36 PM (cx155)

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Posted by: Dora Roland at April 11, 2022 10:03 PM (7kXIs)

614 Hi there just wanted to give you a quick heads
up. The words in your content seem to be running off the screen in Opera.
I'm not sure if this is a formatting issue or something to do with browser compatibility but I thought I'd post to let you know.
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