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We will exclude, for the nonce, the non-donut Associated Pastries such as coffee cakes, kruellers, and bearclaws, which are obviously the best donuts even though they're not donuts. (See end of post for more on this science.) My top three donuts may well shock you -- it's unconventional to the point of scandalousness. 3. Glazed (okay that's not super-controversial) 2. Vanilla frosted 1. Strawberry frosted Of course I like the chocolate frosted and the double-chocolate and all that. I don't like all the swirl types. Pick a frosting and stick with it, I say. Swirled and blended frostings are for indecisive, frightened people without any heart. But I really like the vanilla and strawberry frosted Duncan Donuts. I think I maybe have a memory of being a young child and only encountering these rara avis donuts after years of thinking that glazed and chocolate-frosted were as sexy as donuts got, and then being amazed: they come in other flavors?!! Meanwhile, Jonah Goldberg and David French have something to tweet about for hours today: "The Science (TM)" has answered whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
Now Madelyn Leembruggen and Caroline Martin at Harvard University in Cambridge say they have solved this question thanks to an approach based on the statistical physics of phase transitions. "To remove any of the reader's lingering uncertainty: yes, a hotdog is a sandwich," they conclude. At the heart of their work is the classification of food in three categories or phases: soup, salad and sandwich. They then explore the transitions from one phase to another to construct a complete phase diagram. "We fully map out the phase space of the soup-salad-sandwich (Triple S) transitions," say the researchers. ... [T]he sandwich axis of this space depends on the existence of a carbohydrate enclosure. The extent of this enclosure can vary dramatically from cheese on toast, to cheese sandwich to cheese calzone.Except by their analysis: Sushi is also a sandwich, as the fish is also enclosed by carboyhdrate.
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There was a court case a few years ago over the question of whether or not a burrito is a sandwich. A sandwich shop had a lease at a mall that said the mall could not allow another sandwich shop. They allowed a Mexican restaurant and the shop sued claiming that a burrito is a sandwich. The judge ruled that it is not because it is a piece of bread rolled up whereas a sandwich is something placed between two pieces of bread. Posted by: Mark1971One funny hot-dog related controversy happened on the Boyscast. I don't really think the "Is Hot Dog sandwich?" question is funny because it's mostly non-funny people, like Jonah Goldberg, trying to be funny. And failing, fattishly. But the Ryan Long hotdog argument is real. Explaining the recipe for his "favorite food," which is a totally ghetto third-grader food called "the cheese dream," Ryan Long repeatedly called a hotdog "a wiener." Not trying to be funny; it's just what he calls it. When people laughed at him for this, and told him "Just call it a hot dog!," Long responded, huffily: "In my mind, a hotdog includes the bun." The funny thing is that he wasn't trying to be funny. He's putting his foot down on word usage, and insisting that a hotdog consists of a wiener plus a bun, and if you're just talking about the wiener, that's not a hotdog. That's the lexical hill he's going to die on.
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Science: The Best Donuts Are Actually Non-Donuts When people say "I'd like a donut," #Science indicates that Actually, they don't want a donut at all. They say donut, but they really mean a pastry from the paradonut family.
Exhibit A: The Coffee Roll Phasers on Star Trek have three settings: Stun, Kill, and Coffee Roll.
Bonus: Worst Donuts. 1. Jelly Donuts. Jelly donuts are always what's left after people eat the real donuts. Jelly donuts are consolation prizes for losers who came late. They taste like failure for a reason. If you're eating a jelly donut, that's because you're not a competitor and you don't have any friends to set aside a good donut for you. 2. Plain Donuts. Plain donuts are also called "not donuts" or "ring-shaped bread." Plain donuts were invented for parents who don't love their children. They are also sometimes put out as bait for poisoning rats, though they have a 75% failure rate. Rats don't like them either. Sometimes a poisoned plain donut will be found intact, with a dead rat next to it -- rats will lick the poison off the plain donut while avoiding the plain donut itself. According to Leviticus, you are supposed to pay the dowry of an ugly woman in plain donuts. 3. Powdered Sugar Donuts. Powdered sugar donuts are made primarily by mental degenerates employed by donut shops as charity hires. They are sometimes called "Retard Donuts." To compare powdered sugar donuts to the Holocaust would be to trivialize the horror of powdered sugar donuts.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:20 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:21 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:21 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 05, 2022 03:21 PM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (ESjRY)
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (J8ILO)
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (V6f9+)
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That's funny. I heard:
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Octochicken at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (VJsqe)
I can't eat the super sweet stuff no more. Because I am an old.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: AOC at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:23 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (wmDcS)
You will have my powdered donuts when you pry them from my diabetic dead hands.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (kUyAG)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (EbJ6H)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (ESjRY)
true. I think it's because the dough is thin at top and bottom. Less moisture to dry out before getting crunchy.
Though this donut is so uninspired I think a little crunchiness improves it, if i'm being honest.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (0G13K)
Plain donuts are also called "not donuts" or "ring-shaped bread."
Plain donuts were invented for parents who don't love their children. They are also sometimes put out as bait for poisoning rats, though they have a 75% failure rate. Rats don't like them either. Sometimes a poisoned plain donut will be found intact, with a dead rat next to it -- rats will lick the poison off the plain donut while avoiding the plain donut itself.
According to Leviticus, you are supposed to pay the dowry of an ugly woman in plain donuts."
Really laying down the Biblical knowledge for the heathens here.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (z5Vrg)
Also Lamar's donuts. I love their cake donuts.
But, I will have a donut maybe twice a year. I don't really have a sweet tooth. I have a beer and bourbon tooth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (rYtcl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (z5Vrg)
Cake doughnut, followed by cake doughnut covered with cinnamon sugar.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (pNxlR)
I think this is a Krispy Kreme thing, right?
Eh, I think it mixes two classics and winds up being a bit less than either.
I'm big on my No Donut Miscegenation rule.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:25 PM (kUyAG)
Posted by: CN The First at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:21 PM (l+PkC)
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It'll get Chronic Wasting Disease - like anything the states send to DC.
Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (Y7uha)
Posted by: President Biden at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Miklos at the Cafe du Monde at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (QzkSJ)
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
That IS funny....and not at all an earworm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (V6f9+)
you know who loves Boston Creme donuts?
the gays
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (EbJ6H)
What a strange land you reside in.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (a/cEo)
The things you learn on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (AD5lp)
See, Capitol scumbags?
Jimmy Carter killed that fox's rabbit, and now you're all paying the price. Foxes never forget.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2022 03:24 PM (wmDcS)
Oh God. Beignets.
I love them so, and they so don't love me back.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (kUyAG)
They do have powdered sugar on them, but
Beignets
Posted by: Miklos at the Cafe du Monde at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (QzkSJ)
It's the good powdered sugar.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (l+PkC)
DAMN tasty. Yet lower in calories than many donuts. It's sorcery.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (V6f9+)
the gays
That reminds me have to drop by Boston again for some creamery goodness with the guys again.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (J071t)
Posted by: Miklos is tolerant and diverse re:donuts at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I'll take a donut from the local Heav'nly Donut chain here, thank you. And, in order:
1. Glazed.
2. Plain cruller.
3. Blueberry-filled.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Fisht at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (g5ddn)
you know who loves Boston Creme donuts?
the gays
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
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Did garrett tell you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (A3700)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (QSjkU)
I don't like these but this made me laugh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (pNhkh)
The Lovely Ms Jessica says I can't have any tacos. And stupid Paulo says I can't have any sausage.
At least sandwiches will always be there for me.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (l+PkC)
He also admitted to violating those big carcasses of fake beef they ship in to Arby's to slice up.
Horsey sauce, indeed.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: 11B40 at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (J071t)
Ace is right about the jelly donut. Why does anyone ever buy them? They are always, always the last one eaten, at least in my experience.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (otjel)
I am not a fan of crispy creme. At all. Don't tell me I need them hot - I've had them that way. Too much damned glaze. I've got a little donut shop that has awesome donuts with just the right amount of glaze, and they're crispy on the outside. Their apple krullers are amazing. Chocolate donut would be my other choice - not big on maple. As an added bonus, the donut shop has fantastic burgers - much better than In-N-Out, and crinkle cut fries. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (wAnMi)
the gays
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
++++
Between me and garrett, I guess we're gonna flip the whole damn blog...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (DU+/6)
by that calculation up top, its more like a calzone. Fully encased.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (QSjkU)
How is that a problem? Isn't that more of an unsought blessing?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (oMmSx)
Posted by: VDH at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (pCXlW)
Yes. Yes they are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2022 03:29 PM (sAmhv)
My favorite apple fritters in the world are the apple uglies from the Orange Blossom Bakery in Buxton, NC. Always a staple of our Outer Banks vacations. If you're ever on Hatteras Island, they're definitely worth a visit.
Posted by: radar at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (aCYZU)
My DH and I used to call Sunday night "Donut Day eve" because our apartment complex would had out donuts in the morning. There was a line to get your donuts and there was a limit of 2 per person (monitored by the Dragon Lady). So he would take 2 and I would take 1 so he could have 3.
(And despite this indulgence he was never overweight.)
Posted by: Iris at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (kUyAG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (arJlL)
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (V6f9+)
========
That's funny. I heard:
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
I thought it was "BLITZKREIG!!!!"
#Rommel
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (otjel)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
agreed, i think they're too sweet. I like Dunkin' Donuts.
You need to taste the salt. Dunkin Donuts (or "The D," as I call it) is sweet but the sweet isn't so strong that you don't taste the saltiness too.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (0G13K)
you could watch them make the doughnuts right there on site
their hot glazed doughnuts were pretty hard to beat
Dunkins etal don't come close
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (kUyAG)
My youngest was in the Outer Banks for spring break so of course had to go to Duck and get Duck Donuts. (She also had to go down to Biscuits n' Pron just to get the t-shirt.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (906pl)
- A hot dog is a taco
- Sushi is its own category, which seems entirely unreasonable
- A "hand roll" type of sushi is actually a conical bread bowl
This should keep the cucks busy for a long time.
Also, I was in a crappy restaurant a couple of towns over recently, and they had hot dogs listed on their sandwich menu. If I had twitter, I'd tweet it to the cucks and see if they took it seriously.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: PVT Leonard Lawrence at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
And whatever creature that lives in Maxine Waters hair would protect her. I suspect Shelob.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (sAmhv)
I don't like these but this made me laugh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM (V6f9+)
^^My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: Iris at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
I see the humble Fritter escaped your exclusions, Ace.
Therefore, The Apple Fritter is the best, nay, The Grand Imperial Champion of All Donuthood Throughout the Known and Unknown Universe.
Any other pretenders to the throne are merely the Lia Thomases of Little \Powdered Donuts and not to be considered.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (LV9Tl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
This is, how you say, quite natural
Posted by: the Paolo at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (QzkSJ)
it's like a pastry form of Alexandria Daddadio
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: The Benevolent Society (should put you out of your misery) at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2022 03:28 PM
I suspect that members of Congress are walking way too close to the foxes birthing dens filled with kits and the mom foxes are just being moms.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (diHU5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (kUyAG)
Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (193FS)
If you're in Denver, that place is LaMar's.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (DU+/6)
You need to taste the salt. Dunkin Donuts (or "The D," as I call it) is sweet but the sweet isn't so strong that you don't taste the saltiness too.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (0G13K)
So, you're going on record that you love the D?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (6eRlp)
Can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (O3vFu)
right but I was calling Duncan "The D" before it became slang for My Dick.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (xmdHj)
We like the buttercrunch, coconut and chocolate glazed. They are cake donuts with toppings. Not a fan of yeast donuts.
Posted by: Iris at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: radar at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (aCYZU)
Kind of like really thin pancakes you roll up and put stuff on to eat. Its a French thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Meh. Not really. After 9-11, we had to pull guard duty outside the airport for a year or so. Didn't take too long for bored soldiers handing out free food to turn into foxes literally eating out of your hand.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (rYtcl)
What are your favorite donuts?"
I'm sorry, but I can't any "donut" shop seriously if they don't have bear claws on display. Still, that photo looks like a nice, light snack for afternoon tea before a late dinner.
Posted by: LTC Vindman, Ukrainian Chairborn Ranger at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (xhaym)
++++
They are absolutely sushi according to the new Gold Standard of Sandwichness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (oMmSx)
I don't like these but this made me laugh.
I didn't know it was possible to not like cheese danishes. Sounds like a medical problem or possibly a disability.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Art Deco at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (1BrBu)
oh I remember that
actually that kind of donut, as far as my memory goes, was not filled with cream like the Boston Cream but a pure-white vanilla concoction. I guess it was a cream but not a slimy cream, more of an airy, puffy cream.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (kUyAG)
Posted by: ... at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (2neaU)
Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (FhXTo)
........
Donettes. I like fooling myself I'm eating healthier because they are small.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (O3vFu)
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Isn't that just a Bavarian cream?
Posted by: radar at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (aCYZU)
Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (V6f9+)
Glazed chocolate cake donuts are tolerable if they're fresh and you have nothing else. If they've been sitting around they are like bricks and I can understand why the rats don't want to eat them either.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (YIVH2)
it's like a pastry form of Alexandria Daddadio
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (0G13K)
========
Fine...Second Daily Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/2p836xbh
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
No Dunkin's here, but I do appreciate his legacy as King of the Scots
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 05, 2022 03:27 PM (kUyAG)
TOTALLY worth it.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (otjel)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (vrz2I)
Yeah they need a different category name, like "tube" or something.
Sushis are more a spiral of carbs though, you don't have an encasement like pigs in a blanket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: radar at April 05, 2022 03:30 PM (aCYZU)
radar, you ever eat at Buxton Munch? the blackened fish tacos are to DIE for.
*plans day trip...*
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (otjel)
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (mmOYv)
I love cheese danishes, but that's partially from my Army days. When you're out in the field and it's freezing cold and you finally get a hot meal of scrambled eggs, bacon, and a cheese danish, it's heaven.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: ... at April 05, 2022 03:35 PM (2neaU)
Wouldn't said wife have to engage in decadence with two "conservative" dudes at once for this to be considered a "sandwich"?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (lz5hY)
it's like a pastry form of Alexandria Daddadio
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (0G13K)
Truer words were never spoken.
Does that make Alexandria Daddadio the Apple Fritter 0f Beautiful Women?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (LV9Tl)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
But Jelly Sticks are fucking awesome, Ace.
FUCKING. AWESOME.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (oiNtH)
Poetry. Sheer Poetry.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (Gpfnk)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (6RgRK)
the gays
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
Well, then that's two things they can talk about when they migrate from Florida to NYC-"Gay" and "Boston Creme Donuts."
I knew a man whose father migrated from some Scandavian country in the late 1800's He knew no English except for "coffee and donut". He travelled around the US and that's all he could say, so that's what he had. Whatever state he ended up in he finally found someone who spoke-let's say Swedish-and knew English and his first response was "Thank the Lord. I was so sick of coffee and donuts!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (GezNK)
yeah glazed twists are good. aren't those just called Kreullers?
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (0G13K)
Poor folks food. We used to have that for lunch sometimes at home. Its pretty easy to make and cheap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (0G13K)
It's just a maple bar with a couple of crispy-fried slices of bacon on the top. Since you like the salt component of a donut to contrast with the sweet, I suspect you'd love it too.
I think (and I could very well be wrong) that it was invented at Voodoo Doughnut in Portland, so forgive its lineage as some kind of hipster shit. It's got nearly a perfect balance of flavors: sweet, savory, and salt.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (l+PkC)
Any doughnut shop that doesn't make their donuts fresh daily and on site is not a real doughnut shop. They might as well put out some hotdogs rollers and call themselves a convenience store instead.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (4edfc)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)
Maybe we can use Science to answer what is woman?
Posted by: Ripley at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (MxEKc)
When I could eat DD, my favorite donut there was a chocolate cruller...so, of course, it got discontinued, which is good b/c now I can't be sad that I can't eat it b/c no one can...
Posted by: Nova local at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (exHjb)
You should have put a picture of Colonel Vindmann instead of the actual picture of a bearclaw. You can still right this error with a proper edit.
Posted by: The GASS at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (OXhw3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (lz5hY)
I think I bought his Glock. It looks like it was stippled by someone who ate two bags of Hostess donuts at a time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (V6f9+)
yes those are better than the donut type. I think sometimes they have cinnamon on them
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (0G13K)
I'll never understand the economics of this, these things probably cost 5 cents a piece to manufacture. Way better to have inventory you throw away instead of not having what people want to buy. Make another 10 Coffee Rolls, you're out a $1 instead of turning away 10 people paying $2-$3 a piece?
Posted by: Blago at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (CYnTg)
Exactly.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (2JVJo)
You should have put a picture of Colonel Vindmann instead of the actual picture of a bearclaw. You can still right this error with a proper edit.
Posted by: The GASS at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (OXhw3)
+1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Kindltot
Only if it were wrapped in the vinegared rice mix. Which it's not. So, no.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: CN The First at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (ONvIw)
........
Too bad they're not wolverines.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
Fixed.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: unknown at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (wKi1F)
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (z8q1g)
You should have put a picture of Colonel Vindmann instead of the actual picture of a bearclaw. You can still right this error with a proper edit.
...
hah but it would put people off their meals
I'll try to remember his pudgy punch-bag face whenever I have a craving for donuts, to keep keto
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:31 PM (0G13K)
Beignets are a New Orleans donut that is square-shaped and doesn't have a lot of sugar. Instead they're fried and then covered by mounds of powdered sugar.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (wmDcS)
Poor folks food. We used to have that for lunch sometimes at home. Its pretty easy to make and cheap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
The first food I learned to cook as a kid. Would be my lunch three or four times a week in the summer. Funny thing is just the other day I was craving one, but I had no hot dogs. Sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (xPJvm)
Kind of like really thin pancakes you roll up and put stuff on to eat. Its a French thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Crepes can go overboard with the toppings, but when they're fresh and hot with just cinnamon and sugar....that's the bomb, I'm telling you.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (l+PkC)
Cake doughnuts are too heavy.
Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (p6Md5)
I dunno, plain cake donuts are crap. Powdered donuts too. And jelly donuts too.
I would just walk right past these donuts and eat lettuce or something.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:37 PM (0G13K)
Do you mean 'crullers,' Ace? I've never seen them called 'kreullers.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (RW/Iy)
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Silent at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (CrU4U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:39 PM (p6Md5)
++++
Not according to the Sandwich Scientists. Per that, it is a protein surrounded by a carbohydrate that is open on both ends. A pig in a blanked is sushi.
THE SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (DU+/6)
Maple Bar
Apple Fritter, as long as they don't get overzealous with the glaze and include enough apple to actually be an apple fritter. The local shops here tend to screw them up, it's like eating a bowl of sugar cubes with three tiny pieces of apple.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (SH2Zi)
right but I was calling Duncan "The D" before it became slang for My Dick.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:33 PM (0G13K)
I thought you were JUST 29?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (otjel)
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (p+DID)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (CYnTg)
Exactly.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
__
I remember asking them about this, I said these just don't taste the same anymore. They said they switched to a frozen model.
Dominos is another one, I loved their cheap pizza up until about 15 years ago. Others I know did also. It's gross now. They changed their recipe.
Glad the MBA's got to save a few pennies a customer instead of giving people what they wanted that built these brands.
Posted by: Blago at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (Ost4W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Old Fashioned Cake Donuts, FTW.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (4edfc)
https://is.gd/JGCsqt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (xhaym)
I remember the place that is now Daylight Donuts in Salem used to be a Dunkin. It seems that DD retreated from Oregon a long time ago, so I have no memory of how their donuts are.
I agree that KK is too sweet, and thus overrated. We only got them in western Oregon like 10 years ago and I was underwhelmed. They aren't awful, but far too sugary for my taste. Plus they're mostly air.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: Silent at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (CrU4U)
I get them from a White Supremacist baker, so.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (pNhkh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Cop shop staple.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (O3vFu)
Duncan? So, what you're really saying is you're cheating on garrett?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (Y7uha)
Posted by: Bread at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (949uM)
https://is.gd/JGCsqt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Her tits are bigger than her head...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (4edfc)
Also Greg Kelly sucks.
Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (949uM)
=======
Grace Kelly did. A lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
What are your favorite donuts?"
What's the deal with donuts? Not the food, really, but the word. Sometimes it's spelled "dough" and "nut", where the "dough" part makes sense, but the "nut" doesn't.
Worse is "do" and "nut". "Do" isn't pronounced like "dough". "Do nut" sounds like the go-ahead from a lady-friend, which makes more sense when you start talking about glazed and sticky buns. And we haven't even considered tasting Boston and Bavarian "cream".
Posted by: Perverted Jerry Seinfeld at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (JCZqz)
sushi, according to the chart, but I think that's too specific a label.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Javems
A ghetto dog. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (p6Md5)
I live in MA near the NH border. There are three chains around me - Dunkin', Heav'nly Donuts and Aroma Joe's.
Joe's is basically a drive-through java shop. Dunkin' ships in their donuts from a warehouse. The Heav'nly near me makes them fresh every day (note: not all their franchises do).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (gkoWb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (YynYJ)
So they ordered a box of donuts and made sure to get one filled donut made that was empty, and filled it full of DAP caulking and saved it for him.
He claimed the boss took a swig of coffe, took a bite of donut, chewed, and then looked at the coffee in his hand with a puzzled look.
Moral of the story, be on time and don't pull rank on guys who build office buildings for you
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (xhaym)
https://is.gd/JGCsqt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Her tits are bigger than her head...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (V6f9+)
I would not argue with God.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Nice.
I love it when people give me money.
It could only be better if they gave me an Apple Fritter along with the cash they owe me.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (LV9Tl)
Paczkis are the MOST DISAPPOINTING donuts of all. They taste like a Gdansk loading dock.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bob Barr at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (gS/r9)
the gays
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:26 PM (0G13K)
Don't Say Boston Creme
Posted by: ... at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (2neaU)
Almond horns
And to my shame, I eat sugar coated jelly donuts with red jam... by preference. I know. Freakish.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kitteh what plays fetch! at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (XPH0Y)
Posted by: Javems
Ghetto hot dog. Same as a ghetto burger, ghetto garlic bread, etc. sammich bread wears multiple capes in poorsville.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (Y7uha)
++++
If it is totally enclosed, it's a calzone.
If it is wrapped entirely around the hot dog but open on the ends, it's sushi.
If it's wrapped partly around the hot dog with the top exposed, it's a taco.
There's a diagram right up there
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2022 03:32 PM (diHU5)
I'm not that old, but I always say my digestive system is 30 years older than I am...so I feel ya!
Posted by: Nova local at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Michael Moore at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (p6Md5)
wait until you try the hotdog tamales....
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (otjel)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2022 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)
There are Japanese and Korean bakeries here in the Portland area that have some really bomb treats. They are pastries, not donuts, both in sweet and savory varieties. The sweet isn't Western-sweet, which I prefer. The savory stuff is delicious too, with toppings like salty ham, cheese, spicy peppers, egg, etc.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (a/cEo)
Followed by a blueberry fritter from Frank's.
(Instead, I'll get oatmeal, and like it.)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (FOuuw)
https://is.gd/JGCsqt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Her tits are bigger than her head...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (V6f9+)
I would not argue with God.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (SH2Zi)
It was more praise and wonder than arguement
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 03:45 PM (V6f9+)
Grandfather Poppins always said, "More than a handful isn't nearly enough."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (2JVJo)
And yes, some dipshits have made hot dog (weiner) sushi.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (p6Md5)
Go to Hawaii and have Spam Musubi. Slice of spam, fried with teriyaki sauce, sandwiched in sushi rice with a wrap of Nori to bind it up.
Hawaiian gas station snack food, good stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (n+4am)
I eat other kinds of donuts, too, but I'm not really into sweets. BREADS I like, so donuts are the kinds of sweets I prefer, but anything with tons of sugar topping is not my first choice. (e.g. I will eat cake, but I'd prefer pie.)
I do really like apple fritters, though. I guess glaze isn't enough to make me dislike things.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (zjgNU)
I could eat every single one of those donuts. Argh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
Well. It was about 30 seconds before I had him loaded into the car and $50 on the line.
He made it to 7... before he got violently ill on #8.
Easy money.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (4edfc)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (rYtcl)
Is she the younger sister of the woman in the hospital?. Looks like it would be darn uncomfortable on her back. Needs breast reduction. And no, she wouldn't share a donut with me unless I paid $20.00 to her Instagram account.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (YynYJ)
Hawaiian gas station snack food, good stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (n+4am)
My wife and I vacationed in Hawaii for the first time this year. I now make spam musubis twice a month. Amazingly filling.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: ptleahy at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (fGWO5)
You want a chocolate eclair.
You'll settle for a piece of light bread.
You'll get a spoon of grits.
Gird your loins.
Posted by: golfman @truth banned for calling lebron a whore at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (hOMhY)
On the flip side, my favorites are:
1. Crullers
2. Custard Eclairs
3. Sour Cream donuts
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Also Greg Kelly sucks.
Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (949uM)
=======
Grace Kelly did. A lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
I'm hungry now, so am going to make a hamburger sub. When I get back full-time, remind me to tell you a "Grace Kelly sucks" story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (2JVJo)
"There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (KbCG3)
Twists are made of the same yeast dough as the ring donuts. The difference is that instead of making a ring, the dough is stretched into ropes, and then the ropes are "twisted" with a knot in the middle and the ends are pressed into loops. The twist donut looks like a elongated figure eight.
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (6eRlp)
I mean a well-made one. Not some franchise crap.
Eggy, light, not-overly-sweet.
Like no other doughnut
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (sJHOI)
So, jelly donuts are the Kaboom of the donut world, Ace?
My favorite from childhood is the lemon-filled donut, dusted in powdered sugar. Nowadays I might like a cream-filled (fun to dig your tongue into the hole), or, if I'm feeling paradonutty, an apple fritter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm hungry now, so am going to make a hamburger sub. When I get back full-time, remind me to tell you a "Grace Kelly sucks" story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (2JVJo)
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Heh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (SH2Zi)
I doubt God had much to do with those. Thank a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (+cDgX)
Except for the raised glazed doughnut, which is worthy of mention for its minimalist simplicity, especially when juxtaposed with the fritter.
Posted by: Y5 at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (Ysefz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (YynYJ) "
Now, they only have cars doing donuts.
In intersections.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (FOuuw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (sVtYq)
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What is a sour cream donut? Like, is it filled with sour cream or is there sour cream in the dough, or ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6)
Well. It was about 30 seconds before I had him loaded into the car and $50 on the line.
He made it to 7... before he got violently ill on #8.
Easy money.
I can eat 50 eggs
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (z8q1g)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (ptqGC)
I mean a well-made one. Not some franchise crap.
Eggy, light, not-overly-sweet.
Like no other doughnut
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (sJHOI)
Yes. They're rarer than hen's teeth. The last one I ate was a heavy, sticky mess.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (ou23q)
Grandfather Poppins always said, "More than a handful isn't nearly enough."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2022 03:46 PM (2JVJo)
More than a handful leaves room for exploring.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (SH2Zi)
Yep. Cider Mill donuts are the only dout I crave.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (4edfc)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (tA1/w)
Every year the local fair has a stand with "elephant ears" whch are basically fried dough with sugar and cinnamon crusted on it. They're big buggers like a foot across, I've never had one but they probably are pretty good.
Mom made these things called pinwheels any time she made pie and had scraps of dough left over. She'd cut them into long strips, dust them with butter, sugar, and cinamon and bake them with the pie. Those were great, about the size of a watch face and tasty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
I think Sushi should be in a different classifications, say, with Tamales and Pupusas
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
I'm not being cruel, simply factual.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: pookysgirl, connoisseur of Midwest, West, and Japan gas stations at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (XKZwp)
Paczkis are the MOST DISAPPOINTING donuts of all. They taste like a Gdansk loading dock.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
The ones made here in the US are...lacking. We had a little cukiernia in our neighborhood that made heavenly paçki, with lemon, apple and pineapple fillings. The rose are not to my taste, and although raspberry is the most popular, is far behind the three aforementioned flavors.
My favorite donut was a simple butter-honey glazed piece of heaven made by a Korean fellow in Crowley Texas. He also made sausage rolls, which are not donuts, but which are very, very tasty.
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (EughT)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (MCVM5)
https://bit.ly/3xbtqT0
Their Sex in the City doughnut is great as is their Mud Pie doughnut. I also like their Tinkerbell doughnut.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (MzKgG)
And ending that sentence in a preposition is perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (Y7uha)
--
Lol, I wasn't sure I got the name right. Maybe it's a cream donut? It's heavy and glazed. No filling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Marooned at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (w6hJ9)
Not in Texas
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
texashillcountry.com/ difference-kolache-klobasnicky/
Yeah. Even in Texas.
Remove the space
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (O3vFu)
Exactly.
Seen it happen with the Donuts, Manicotti, and Meatballs.
Every one of them could have halved their boasts and found takers, too.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (4edfc)
Posted by: Alexander Vindman, Ukraine Defense Secretary at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (g8KqZ)
I'm not being cruel, simply factual.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)
West, Texas. Nuff said.
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Gushka can haz kitteh what plays fetch! at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (XPH0Y)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (GezNK)
Look again.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (SH2Zi)
I put together a stone hammer this morning; gSon is going all Conan with it now. Model Mark I lasted all of ten minutes. He's working over Model Mark II now. Thankfully, he and his sister will be returning home in five minutes, so it is likely to survive.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (pNxlR)
https://tinyurl.com/3rur398u
Posted by: Military Moron at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (nfrXX)
In the batter, yes.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (4edfc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (OalnH)
=======
*shrugs*
*stabs repeatedly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (EughT)
You need fat bombs, Chuck. I made some with cream cheese, butter and cocoa last night. mmmm
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (MzKgG)
Listen to this man.
he knows what's up
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (z8q1g)
Klobasnek, aka Klobasnicky are the meat filled treats.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:41 PM (O3vFu
Technically yes but it's been appropriated to include all types. See Shipley's Donuts and Kolache Shoppe.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (oMmSx)
He made it to 7... before he got violently ill on #8.
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM
Your friend was dumb. How long, exactly, is "a single sitting"?
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (MhlkV)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2022 03:51 PM (fs1hN)
++++
Is there a difference between a longjohn and an eclair?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
In the mix to make the dough. Leaves the dough moist.
Moist.
Say that word. Repeatedly. Because there's someone you know that hates that word. Moist.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (O3vFu)
The ones at the farm are still warm when you get them. That kind of fresh. And they also have fresh pressed apple cider.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Longjohns aren't filled??
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (MhlkV)
++++
It lures me in.
But if you're fishing for me, you have serious problems and should probably see a therapist to deal with your issues.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (MhlkV)
++++
It lures me in.
But if you're fishing for me, you have serious problems and should probably see a therapist to deal with your issues.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)
Would you say you're a great catch...and release?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (KbCG3)
Then I had one. VERY overrated.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (OHFvg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (MhlkV)
Fish on!
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (SH2Zi)
Foxes to DC -- Keep 'em Worried!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (PgFwl)
Mom made these things called pinwheels any time she made pie and had scraps of dough left over. She'd cut them into long strips, dust them with butter, sugar, and cinamon and bake them with the pie. Those were great, about the size of a watch face and tasty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
oh man i miss elephant eras. so much better than funnel cake, imo. not that funnel cake is bad, mind you.
and the pinwheels... mom didn't have a name for them, but every ugly peach cobbler left me some of those.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (otjel)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (KbCG3)
++++
I'm not so much a catch as I am a burden.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM (O3vFu)
"Stand back, Fat!"
- JB
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 05, 2022 03:54 PM (906pl)
My favorite donut was a simple butter-honey glazed piece of heaven made by a Korean fellow in Crowley Texas. He also made sausage rolls, which are not donuts, but which are very, very tasty.
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 03:49 PM (JrN/x)
Every paczki I've ever tried around here promises so much and delivers so little. They're hardly sweet at all!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (pNhkh)
We need bigger coffee cups!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (SchxB)
Which is not in West Texas.
Posted by: Oddbob
Home of the true kolaches and klobasniky.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2022 03:52 PM (DU+/6)
A longjohn is long and rectangular, but doesn't look the eclair in the picture. Despite my nick, I'm not actually French, who, in my stereotype, would be able to recite all sorts of reasons why a longjohn could never be a proper eclair.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (fs1hN)
And they're right. Almost every culture has a hand held meat pie type of food. Pirozhki, Pasties, Burritos, etc. I guess hot pockets are America's version, God help us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Y5 at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (Ysefz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (906pl)
I like to save my wasted calories for chocolate.
Posted by: Venus at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: The Benevolent Society (should put you out of your misery) at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 03:50 PM (SH2Zi)
No thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (vlXMQ)
No Dunkin Donuts OR Krispy Kreme within 100 miles of here.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2022 03:40 PM (dpnJh)
You need to join the Sunday thread...
Posted by: Nova local at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (exHjb)
I'll eat a donut if it has peanuts or coconut on it, it is just a little closer to being healthy and not just fried bread with sugar all over it.
You forgot to mention bismarcks, what ever the hell they are. They're good with vanilla creme filling.
And punchkis, that's how I spell it, IDGAF. They are good fresh, but get a case of rot not long after birth.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (L2F6n)
Posted by: The Town of El Paso at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (a3Q+t)
My wife loves them, although they are actually hard to find.
Cronuts
https://tinyurl.com/2p9c36tu
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (vcOmj)
They were where I grew up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I couldn't remember. I never got them. My dad liked them. A lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (O3vFu)
-------
That's a
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (5b5Yd)
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/kruller
I guess that's just what the local d-shop called them.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2022 03:57 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
Every once in a while the local supermarket greets shoppers with an enormous display of creme-filled Paczkis. Four to a box. One box is enough for me.
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Silent at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (CrU4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (YynYJ)
I think I heard that Mo sold out and left town, and someone took over the name. Its too bad too because that was a treasure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Y5 at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM (Ysefz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2022 03:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Introduced the grandkids to Elephant ears at the county fair last year. They were hooked and if the line wasn't so long they would have made repeated trips to the stand.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM (O3vFu)
Really? My problem with most local Chicago donut purveyors is that they go way too far overboard with the frosting and toppings. Maybe I'll have to give these guys a shot; I do love me a good apple fritter or five.
Posted by: Octochicken at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 05, 2022 04:00 PM (oMmSx)
Posted by: The Festtrunk Brothers at April 05, 2022 04:00 PM (OHFvg)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2022 03:36 PM
No more Duncans here, either.
Posted by: Macbeth at April 05, 2022 04:00 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
I've seen these paczkis in the Krogers in my area and wondered what the hell they were. Guess I should steer clear of them.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2022 04:00 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 05, 2022 04:00 PM (oMmSx)
How do you classify a grilled cheese, for example?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (a/cEo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (l+PkC)
Apple Fritters
French Crullers with Vanilla icing
Beignets
Glazed with strawberry icing
Bear Claws
Love all donuts, but not a fan of jelly or cream filled ones.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)
They were where I grew up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I couldn't remember. I never got them. My dad liked them. A lot.
Longjohns - unfilled
Whizbangs - same thing but jelly filled
At least around these parts
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (z8q1g)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (a/cEo)
They were where I grew up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 03:53 PM
Any long John can fill ME up!
Posted by: Former President Barky Obammers at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at
No
Posted by: Y5 at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (Ysefz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh.
Sound like some kind of pedo-thing....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 05, 2022 04:01 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Beartooth
Mmmmmmm. State Fair food.
Deep fried butter.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 04:02 PM (O3vFu)
I love a good cake donut, preferably chocolate. And a cinnamon bun. On a thread earlier today someone mentioned looking for Hydrox cookies, and Bezos's little hobby site has them: A box of 6 small packages, each with 18 cookies, for $24, and another of 6 with 27 cookies each for $34. This comes out to about $4.50 a package for the small and $4.75 for the larger. This is not much more than a package of Oreos from the grocery-- and the Hydrox people trumpet that they don't have corn syrup or hydrogenated oil. I wanna try 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022 04:02 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 05, 2022 04:02 PM (eRVYd)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM (l+PkC)
___
I make that on occasion.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM (Mp1ug)
Every paczki I've ever tried around here promises so much and delivers so little. They're hardly sweet at all!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
I forgot to add that the cukiernia was down the street from our house in Warsaw...Poland. The ones made here tend to taste burned to me.
I like the big four pack paçki, but they are huge and not like the Polish ones at all!
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Peter North at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (qfLjt)
The beignets are fine but the cafe au lait will draw me there.
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (Y7uha)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
...and Chinese?
Posted by: Rep. Eric Swallowell at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (OHFvg)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2022 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
I've seen these paczkis in the Krogers in my area and wondered what the hell they were. Guess I should steer clear of them.
Posted by: Thrawn
The only good pacskis are made by Polish women. There's this Polish bakery in Hamtrammck that has some amazing stuff, although they do not sell cronuts. Although unless you live in Greater Detroit, it is probably not worth the trip. The paczkis they sell in Kroger's are ....not good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (vcOmj)
https://tinyurl.com/yzcxz86r
Don't worry Peru, we'll be joining you shortly once the dollar's destruction is complete.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (Rl7KJ)
That actually sounds pretty good. They eat a LOT of spam in Hawaii.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 03:47 PM (GezNK)
........
Thank God for plastic surgeons?
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM
And, perhaps, has a fang or two?
Posted by: Rep Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
Are they actually calzones, or breadbowls? Does the fill hole count as an open side, or not?
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 04:03 PM (JrN/x)
Moki, did you insert the funny C ?
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 04:06 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: West at April 05, 2022 04:06 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 05, 2022 04:06 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 05, 2022 04:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Y5 at April 05, 2022 04:07 PM (Ysefz)
I'll be right over!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2022 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Some of you may know the Nawlins confection known as the King Cake, which is pretty much a racetrack-shaped cinnamon bun with food coloring of purple, green, and yellow. In Denver at one job, it was my turn to buy the donuts on a Friday. I ordered a King Cake shipped up to me. People looked at it askance; I said, "Don't worry, the green is not mold." They tried it . . . and the KC was gone by 11:00.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022 04:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Hope Solo at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 05, 2022 03:58
Mo's isn't the same. Good luck trying to find a parking place at the Lincoln City location. It is literally on the on the beach next to the bay.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)
Moki, did you insert the funny C ?
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 04:06 PM (6eRlp)
I did. My bad. If I have to report to the barrel, I'll go, but I'm cleaning it first.
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (JrN/x)
If that fox gives a Senator rabies, I swear I will never shoot another fox as long as I live.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Zombie John F. Kennedy at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022
*
And, perhaps, has a fang or two?
Posted by: Rep Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2022
***
You'd be the expert there, Eric my boy --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)
Fresh baked salmon with vegan pesto (aka - like Italian chimichurri), pasta from Poland with the same pesto, avocado cucumber and green onion salad with fresh lime and olive oil and s/p, and strawberries and blueberries.
Yes, my guest brought me the pasta, so this seemed like a good choice...and it was. A little more eggy taste for a pasta that looked just like rotini...
Posted by: Nova local at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: pookysgirl cannot dance in wooden shoes, so don't even ask at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (XKZwp)
Did that once because my sister in law insisted that it was something that had to be done when visiting NOLA. Yeah, it was good coffee and good pastries but I wouldn't stand in a line to have them again.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (l+PkC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2022 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
They can be a big help for women who have large breasts and are really uncomfortable. I don't know if the breast specialists are the same ones slicing off kids penises and making fake vaginas. THOSE ones I would not thank God for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (GezNK)
Brilliant, just brilliant. Geniuses are always misunderstood in their time.
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at April 05, 2022 04:10 PM (PTYkn)
It's a start
Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2022 04:04 PM (2JoB
The only start is pulling kids out of public school. Any law will quickly be subverted or avoided. It is like all of the election laws where two years after the election it was found out the laws were violated. Result, nothing.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at April 05, 2022 04:10 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 05, 2022 04:10 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (+3ARs)
Dory Cove is pretty good, and it's still not a tourist trap, even though it's right on 101 now.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 05, 2022 04:10 PM (a/cEo)
Is dinner a surprise or you told him what sort of meal you wanted?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 04:10 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 04:08 PM (JrN/x)
LOL I was just thinking how long it would take me to find and insert it.
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 04:11 PM (6eRlp)
On IH35.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM (O3vFu)
20 miles or so north off Waco, and imperative for Baylor kids to visit on Saturday morning.
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (GGoJR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (GezNK)
So can back rubs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (SH2Zi)
My alma mater, BYU, has as it's mascot the Cougar. So they make the "Cougar Tail" which they serve at sporting events.
It's a 2 foot long maple bar. I believe it is impossible for anyone over the age of 25 to actually eat it at one sitting.
Dang popular though. My two girls absolutely love getting one when we go to the games. If we can get one before they sell out, that is.
Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (DN0pc)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Where does this guy come up with all his creative ideas? He's the Henny Youngman of Rodney Dangerfield's of writing, I don't mind telling you!
Posted by: Boswell at April 05, 2022 04:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 05, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Can you get rabies doughnuts? Or is it just a rabies filling?
(Posted by: Louis Pasteur - yes that Pasteur!)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 05, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2022 04:13 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (l+PkC)
Dang old dang in, don't tell dang old everybody my dang secrets!
Posted by: Jeff Boomhauer at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Roy at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: m at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: Octochicken at April 05, 2022 03:59 PM
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OFD fritters are the real deal. Loaded with toothsome apple bits, lots of butter, they are glazed but not over the top sweet.
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (RW/Iy)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 05, 2022 04:12 PM (SH2Zi)
They might. I have known women who had breasts the size of bowling bowls. They were just very grateful when their breasts were a smaller size. Of course, they were not Instagram hotties.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Synova at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Which company do you prefer? We would get them from Gambino's.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (O3vFu)
Posted by: Roy at April 05, 2022 04:14 PM (Ti+Tv)
So, like Joe Biden's pants then....
Posted by: Boswell at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (pNhkh)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2022 04:09 PM (nfrXX)
Most locals ignore the line and just walk in from the other side when they see an empty table.
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (Y7uha)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at April 05, 2022 04:17 PM (DN0pc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2022 04:15 PM (O3vFu)
Gambino's for the win.
Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2022 04:17 PM (Y7uha)
We chit chatted between takes, which went on and on, because he kept sneezing from the powdered sugar on the beignets. Finally a waiter (I think they were all Vietnamese-American young folks at that point) had an idea, he sprayed the beignets with a mist of water, didn't change the look, but prevented the sneezing. They were still doing takes when I left to get my plane.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2022 04:17 PM (OTzUX)
Disney also successfully applies this credo. Only one or two babies killed by gators so far, and those kids had it coming, if you ask me.
Posted by: pj at April 05, 2022 04:17 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2022 04:17 PM (GGoJR)
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I hate maple, cinnamon and ginger (the latter is okay as a spice in sauces/curries).
Posted by: Ciampino at April 05, 2022 04:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Brian at April 05, 2022 04:25 PM (UcvSL)
Posted by: Brian at April 05, 2022 04:27 PM (UcvSL)
Are we talking about The Czech Stop or some other place along I35 that I need to know about?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2022 04:27 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2022 04:31 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2022 04:35 PM (EughT)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 05, 2022 04:38 PM (9mPbX)
Strawberry frosted is really good though I'd put that in the top 3.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 05, 2022 04:44 PM (AjL/0)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 05, 2022 04:44 PM (QUPDe)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 05, 2022 04:45 PM (QUPDe)
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Must be French for creep. I think you can set them alight too (with brandy?). Suzie makes these.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 05, 2022 04:47 PM (qfLjt)
At least, that's what I learned on Saturday Night Live when the Coneheads appeared on a Family Feud skit with Richard Dawson. This was a very long time ago when SNL featured comedy.
Posted by: George V at April 05, 2022 04:55 PM (U2Tva)
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That does improve any type of hot dog. I also like to use part of a French baguette instead of the bun that often seems to be made of cheap cardboard. Toasted Jimmy John day-old bread is best.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 05, 2022 04:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, Safe Word is "NOW!" at April 05, 2022 04:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jeffrey at April 05, 2022 04:59 PM (8EAmw)
On to the donuts:
Question: Who spooged all over the bearclaw? There should be no 'frosting' on a bearclaw. Just sliced almonds on top of a buttery pastry encasing some marzipan spread. Suffice to say, returning to graph 'a,' a bearclaw could be classified as a calzone.
Posted by: cubiclecommando at April 05, 2022 05:03 PM (fDz0h)
Posted by: Penultimatum at April 05, 2022 05:31 PM (dA2bw)
Posted by: Snarf at April 05, 2022 06:05 PM (WiMYd)
Posted by: mc at April 05, 2022 06:17 PM (arTnq)
New Englanders are insane for Dunkin' Donuts, which disqualifies them from opining and makes any Boston-associated donut a sad joke.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 05, 2022 07:01 PM (5YmYl)
Posted by: tmitsss at April 05, 2022 07:06 PM (YxaBL)
Put out a dozen assorted at work, at at day's end there will be one plain donut left. 90% of plain donuts end up as landfill. And when you confront one of these liars with these facts and ask why they didn't eat the plain donut and leave a good one for someone with taste, they'll say, "Well, I LIKE plain donuts, but I PREFER [fill in the blank with a good donut]"
Well, guess what? You don't fucking like plain donuts. Admit it or eat it.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 05, 2022 07:08 PM (5YmYl)
Bavarian = Hitler.
Boston = Ted Kennedy.
Custard = The Devil's Mucus.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 05, 2022 07:13 PM (5YmYl)
Posted by: jdgalt1 at April 05, 2022 08:31 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Grog at April 05, 2022 08:34 PM (YFj/0)
Lovely donuts, up there with my best favorites ever.
Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2022 09:43 PM (pSotA)
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