The Morning Rant

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HOW THE 'WOKE' VIEW THEMSELVES

I would like to add one more point to my remarks on Monday about the 'woke' divorcement from reality, and it is this: that the 'woke' are clueless about themselves as they are about the world and how it works. This 'woke' cartoon by a 'woke' cartoonist is a good example:


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So here we see how 'woke' portrayed as the next step in human evolutionary progress, and it is the 'woke' who are leading the unenlightened troglodytes to a bright future and a better tomorrow.

Yes, this is how the 'woke' view themselves. And a greater distance between that perception and reality can scarcely be imagined.

I think this is part and parcel with the point I made on Monday about the 'woke' propensity toward mental illness, namely, psychologically debilitated people frequently have wildly distorted perceptions of themselves.

And showing a 'woke' gal chiseling out a wheel is especially galling because a wheel is actually something useful and since when have the 'woke' ever contributed anything useful?

What have they ever done? Someone please list their accomplishments for me. I mean, apart from stoking hatred, division, strife which has resulted in vandalism, murder, and billions of dollars of property damage, what positive contributions have the 'woke' ever made?

How have the 'woke' relieved human suffering?

How have the 'woke' increased human happiness?

How have the 'woke' made us more prosperous?

How have the 'woke' increased our understanding of our world and ourselves?

What contributions of value (as, in the cartoon, inventing the wheel) have the 'woke' ever made?

How have the 'woke' ever made our society more peaceful and harmonious?

From what I can tell, all the 'woke' have ever done is to insert themselves into positions where they can (a) tell other people what to do and (b) take money from groups they don't like and give it to groups they do like and/or themselves. 'Woke' ideology provides a lucrative income for a select few, i.e. authors, consultations, HR administrators and diversity "coordinators" in business, academia, government, science, etc. Wokism is a make-work program for slackers with otherwise useless gender studies degrees.

So if you can land yourself one of those sweet gigs, you'll do well.

Ayn Rand and a very appropriate word to describe those in such positions: looters.

So I defy anyone to come up with anything 'woke' ever accomplished that doesn't boil down to some form of looting.



How SJWs Operate:

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Previous Thread Winner:

291 NR basically became the Wuhan laboratory for glomming creative adjectives onto "conservative" to mean "not conservative".

Compassionate conservative
Crunchy conservative
Postmodern conservative

Call it "Loss-Of-Function" research.

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Time To Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is:

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An SJW Guide To Mental Health:

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"I'll Have What She's Having"

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Time Capsule:

1968 was the 2020 of the Filthy Hippie Era. Here is an 8-minute news program broadcast from a San Francisco AM radio station from the summer of that year. I excerpted it from a recording I found online. It has national and local news, weather and sports. I left the commercials in. News topics covered are civil rights, public protests, gun control, and famous Hollywood stars endorsing liberal causes, including one whose name might surprise you. I think this is a fascinating little glimpse into our past which echoes we can still hear today.

Plus, there's a special guest appearance by Ronald Reagan.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

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Prayer Requests:

5/12 – G. requests prayers for his blog partner and dear friend Maggie P., who is going to have open heart surgery on 5/18.
5/18 Update – Maggie came through surgery with flying colors, and they send thanks for the prayers.

5/21 – SB’s mother was just diagnosed with cancer; they will get the full results on Wednesday. He requests prayers for her and for his father.

5/21 – gp sends thanks to God for healing Jimmy D from Covid!

5/24 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update on her cancer treatments. She has finished her 33 rounds of radiation with minimal side effects and is starting to feel great. This week she stats a chemo pill for the next 4 months. She also will continue to receive Keytruda infusion treatments every 3 weeks. As far as she knows the cancer is gone but will not know for sure until she receives the final scan. She sends her thanks for the love and prayers.

6/1 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his lifelong friend who is approaching the end stages of ALS. For a myriad of reasons, the friend could use monumental amounts of prayer and petitions for his immortal soul.

6/2 – Pookysgirl requests prayers for Pooky. His surgery in mid-March to fix his nose was successful, but it seems to have “woken up” his PTSD. He has a great therapist, but needs to be approved for SSDI, and Pookysgirl needs to get approved for the VA Caregiver program so she can spend more time taking care of him.

6/2 – grammie winger requests prayers for a close family member who is in a dire situation, and in need of God’s great mercy and lovingkindness. The situation is urgent and awful, and their family cannot fix it on their own. They need God’s wisdom, strength, and most of all, mercy.


For Healing:

4/3 – My life is insanity asks for prayers for peace of mind and healing for her sister, who just learned that her breast cancer from 6 years ago has spread to her spine. She has a small tumor at the base of her neck and a fracture in her lower back. She is waiting on a treatment plan and is unsure at this time what that will bring.
5/3 Update – Her sister sends her thanks for everyone’s prayers, and this medical update. They no longer see a tumor on her neck, but there is a spot on her spine, and they have determined it is a reoccurrence of her breast cancer that has spread to the bone. They also see spots on her ribs and pelvic bones. She has had a vertebroplasty, but it hasn’t helped the pain. She will soon be undergoing radiation and drugs for women with metastatic breast cancer.

4/27 – Grannysaurus Rex requests prayers for healing for Michael as he undergoes experimental treatment to clean his blood in preparation for a liver transplant. His entire body is failing from an infection caused by exposure to mold. The procedure has only a 30% success rate, but it is his only chance. Please pray for wisdom for his medical team and for his family, especially his 4-year-old daughter and 10-year-old son, that God’s grace surrounds and comforts them.

5/12 – Ladyl asks for urgent prayers for two year old Ronan who has suddenly developed neurological symptoms.

5/13 - Give thanks to God on behalf of OregonMuse, who is healing far more quickly from his injury than expected, and with virtually no pain. Pray that he would regain the rest of his strength, as he tires quickly, probably due to the losing so much blood.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

Romans 8:26-27:
[26] In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. [27] And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.



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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday Who Dis: According to Wolfus Aurelius, Alexandra Bastedo looks like one of those Italian sexpot starlets who were dime-a-dozen back in the day. That's what I thought, too, when I first saw her, and her name gave me the same impression, but even though she was fluent in Italian (also Spanish, French and German) she was actually a British actress. She died of breast cancer at the age of 67. She worked with Stuart Damon in The Champions, a short lived spy series from 1968 in the same genre as Mission: Impossible. Damon is perhaps best known for his 30-year stint on the soap opera General Hospital as Dr. Alan Quartermaine.



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1 MONKEY!

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2021 10:15 AM (53oGX)

2 nd?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 10:16 AM (mdjgu)

3 rd!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 10:16 AM (mdjgu)

4 Top 5

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at June 09, 2021 10:16 AM (ViCCR)

5 Ok, I'll stop now and call the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 10:16 AM (mdjgu)

6 She's the little blonde nerd/sexpot from Big Bang Theory. Him, I dunno.

Posted by: The Misses Sara and McClanahan at June 09, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

7 Bernadette from Big Bang Theory and I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

8 Mmmmm, orgasmic blueberries.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 09, 2021 10:17 AM (HK8/E)

9 Id of been first but hit one of those damn ad links instead.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 10:18 AM (axyOa)

10 Sorry, that mac & cheese looks gross. No idea on the Who Dis'es today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 10:18 AM (Ez6QX)

11 Melissa Rauch who dis

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:18 AM (AKYZm)

12 Romney says won't raise taxes for infrastructure. Maybe he was waiting for Capito to bail on the talks ( or being asked to leave). But where was this statement last month? I know, he's an idiot. But still, now that the paint is dry, he pipes up.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (QK70D)

13 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (NQ9ah)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (arJlL)

15 I just had some blueberries in my cereal. Sadly just regular ol blueberries.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (axyOa)

16 So here we see how 'woke' portrayed as the next step in human evolutionary progress, and it is the 'woke' who are leading the unenlightened troglodytes to a bright future and a better tomorrow.

Yes, this is how the 'woke' view themselves. And a greater distance between that perception and reality can scarcely be imagined.

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And they don't understand that literally, by the philosophy they follow, the only outcome is a world of ruins where nothing is real. Their philosophy is the anti-real. The masters know it. The duped slaves glom onto it as looters but don't understand that they will be eaten, too, as the world falls to pieces in a constructionist nightmare.

They will learn the lesson, at precisely the last moment of their lives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (Jsjd7)

17 The dame is cute. I don't know who she is, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM (Jsjd7)

18 Are we sure that the woke gal with the chisel and hammer is a gal and not a cavetranny?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (TNyrE)

19 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Willowed:

Is that the place that, when Carole Lombard, who was married to Clark Gable at the time, heard there was a ringer for her, she immediately laughed and said, "Don't tell Clark -- he'll want to go!"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2021 10:12 AM (/XOcP)


Yes. And there's a persistent rumor that Joan Crawford would "fill in" for her double on occasion, particularly enjoying it when her paramours would marvel over her plastic surgeon and tell her she was a dead ringer for the real Crawford.

IIRC, the place had a Claudette Colbert double, as well, and it was nicknamed "Mae's" because the madam passed herself off as West.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (2JVJo)

20 Wokeism is a very SOFT first world problem. When you are struggling to feed yourself, existential questions are never asked.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (AKYZm)

21 It's the gorilla!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (5p7BC)

22 Of course a woman of color invented the wheel!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (63Dwl)

23 "Ladyl asks for urgent prayers for two year old Ronan who has suddenly developed neurological symptoms."

My apologies for not noticing this in the prayer list. I'll make sure to pray for little Ronan and everyone else on the prayer list.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (HK8/E)

24 I submit that Orgasmic Blueberries wouldn't be blue anymore.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (mdjgu)

25 Joy behar on the Spew just wrapped her sanctimonious self in the American flag.

No one tried to set the metaphorical flag afire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (tDqOW)

26 Dat ape!

Posted by: Chris Knight at June 09, 2021 10:21 AM (m+jkK)

27 Two things:

Who ruined the brisket with mac and cheese?

The comic of the girl taking over and ruining the game reminds me of Manfred and the MLB.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (pdpsN)

28 Oops. Off, Real Genius sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (m+jkK)

29 14 hiya
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:19 AM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (qe5CM)

30 18 Are we sure that the woke gal with the chisel and hammer is a gal and not a cavetranny?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (TNyrE)


I don't know, but I did notice that the only ones standing upright in that cartoon are the women.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (Y7ZJG)

31 Blasphemy! You don't ruin brisket with mac and cheese

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (Zmnko)

32 The dame is cute. I don't know who she is, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Melissa Raunch

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (arJlL)

33 It's a shame we didn't get any of Rauch's Maxim pics, those are nice and spicy!

Posted by: Ninjafluff at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (zbbA4)

34 Wokeism is a very SOFT first world problem. When you are struggling to feed yourself, existential questions are never asked.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (AKYZm)



Yep. I've been saying the same to my family for a while now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (Ez6QX)

35 What technological advances are the woke championing now?

Cutting of penises has been going on for millennia for different reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

36 Pfizer CEO:

"COVID 19 is not a thing in children, but we want you to jab the kiddies anyway!!"

(for the children)

??

https://tinyurl.com/2626yvdm

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (DJFLF)

37 Hiya Moonbeam !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (arJlL)

38 Melissa Rauch. Stone hottie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (xPJvm)

39 The male mystery guest needs a shave.

The Champions, by the way, was not so much a Mission: Impossible type of show. The heroes and heroine had been given certain superhuman powers while studying in Tibet or someplace like that, so it was more of an SF/comics kind of show -- though they played it straight, unlike the Adam West Batman. That's all I can recall about the series, since I never watched it much.

Posted by: The Misses Sara and McClanahan at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (/XOcP)

40 who dis girl looks like a young Helen Hunt, without the fivehead

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (DJFLF)

41 The woke cartoon metaphor reminds me of a better one from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (spoiler alert, if you care). In the later books (IIRC), a race called the Golgafrinchans expelled their stupid mouth-breathers from the planet by duping them into going on a one-way space cruise. After that, the smart ones back home all died due to a new plague (no janitors left to clean up, I think).

Anyway, the morons all crashed on Earth and, being slightly smarter than the cavemen, wiped them out while establishing their new society based on stupid bullshit like wheels that weren't round and turning leaves into legal tender so they could all become rich (and then launching deforestation campaigns to control inflation). Humanity was descended not from cavemen, but from those people.

That's what the Woke are. They're the retarded Golgafrinchans who think they know everything but build a ruling class of idiots who ruin everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Jsjd7)

42 Even the sappy Hallmark channel has gone "woke" Made one of the main characters in one of their series a lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zmnko)

43 NR ... "Loss-Of-Function" research

That's ... brilliant.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Agr8U)

44 35 What technological advances are the woke championing now?

Cutting of penises has been going on for millennia for different reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

Haruspicy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (z5Vrg)

45

I'd like to make sweet sweet love to that mac and cheese.

And by that what I mean I like to do is stick my

*Whack, thud, bleed*

Posted by: Surprise Anal Birthing Person Fucker at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (zXDOG)

46 Yes. And there's a persistent rumor that Joan Crawford would "fill in" for her double on occasion, particularly enjoying it when her paramours would marvel over her plastic surgeon and tell her she was a dead ringer for the real Crawford.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (2JVJo)


Was Crawford really that slutty that she'd go to a whorehouse on a lark to get boinked by random strangers?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Y7ZJG)

47 Who Dis? female is the buxom lass from Big Bang Theory who dis-ess Trump, as I recall. Kinda goes with the Hollywood territory.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (HCeRP)

48 I would need to test that brisket and mac and cheese. For quality assurance, of course.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (PiwSw)

49 wait - she does have a five head, wisely camouflaged by the bangs

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (DJFLF)

50 Ask any Woke person how to mount that wheel to an axle so it can turn freely, and they will still not know, even today.

Posted by: Gridlock at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (z/vX9)

51 Melissa Rauch. Stone hottie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Photo #5. Yowza.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (AKYZm)

52 @12

Romney was making the right noises about the southern border, yesterday, too.

Might be related to persistent remarks on Gab that his niece shouldn't be GOP head.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (AwPyG)

53 Wokeism is a very SOFT first world problem. When you are struggling to feed yourself, existential questions are never asked.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (AKYZm)
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It was always thus. The communist revolutionaries were usually the children of the well-to-do. Who else has times to linger in cafes and conspire grand plans on behalf of a working class they'd never met?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (Jsjd7)

54 46 Yes. And there's a persistent rumor that Joan Crawford would "fill in" for her double on occasion, particularly enjoying it when her paramours would marvel over her plastic surgeon and tell her she was a dead ringer for the real Crawford.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (2JVJo)

Was Crawford really that slutty that she'd go to a whorehouse on a lark to get boinked by random strangers?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Y7ZJG)

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Ask ace for the time machine real quick.

We have research to conduct.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

55 43 NR ... "Loss-Of-Function" research

That's ... brilliant.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Agr8U)


Right? Better than anything *I* wrote. I thought it deserved special mention.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:26 AM (Y7ZJG)

56 The dame is cute. I don't know who she is, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021


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"Cute" is an understatement. She still never made me want to to put up with the anti-male and anti-intellectual attitudes of Big Bang Theory, though.

Posted by: The Misses Sara and McClanahan at June 09, 2021 10:26 AM (/XOcP)

57 Sorry, OM, I couldn't take that broacast for more than a couple of minutes. Reagan should have kicked Willie "Popsicle Dick" Brown in the fucking nuts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:26 AM (2JVJo)

58
There's a natural disaster, a flood, tornado, wildfire, hurricane. In the aftermath, who's out there pitching in, cleaning up, helping out, volunteering? Church groups and service clubs or Wokesters?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 10:27 AM (mht8P)

59
That's what the Woke are. They're the retarded Golgafrinchans who think they know everything but build a ruling class of idiots who ruin everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Covid-19 gave the telephone sanitizers a new lease on life.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 10:27 AM (63Dwl)

60 An SJW Guide To Mental Health:
They missed the biggest one.

Unsafe: having to hear someone else's opinion.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (v16oJ)

61 15
I just had some blueberries in my cereal. Sadly just regular ol blueberries.

probably a good thing. adding orgasmic blueberries to kaboom might blow your mind.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (v3pYe)

62 Was Crawford really that slutty that she'd go to a whorehouse on a lark to get boinked by random strangers?

with few exceptions the biggest hollywood stars were kind of out of control when it came to the secks department

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (DJFLF)

63 Even the sappy Hallmark channel has gone "woke" Made one of the main characters in one of their series a lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zmnko)


My mom told me that the other day. The one with Catherine Bell, which...what happened to her face?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

64 The Woke have no useful skills, knowledge, or even education. They are totally dependent on their society to take care of them. I am anti-woke. My hobby is collecting manual skills. I am an engineer, a machinist, a welder, a woodworker, hunter, reloader, and cocksman. I just finished refurbishing an antique metal shaper machine. It is beautiful, and can make many things, including gears. I taught my Son many skills he has managed to campaign into a career as a licensed Master Plumber. If I live long enough, I will teach my Grandsons as many of my skills as I can manage given time and health. Woke is the same as useless. Society is built on skill and knowhow, not stupidity and wishful thinking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (o2MD2)

65 Wow, KFRC! That was the station we all listened to. First place I heard the Turtles, Beach Boys, The Doors... Where I heard Robert Kennedy was shot... I still remember some time in 1966 in the back of a station wagon as the older kids were arguing who was the better drummer, Ringo or Dennis. I of course was for Ringo, not really "getting" that Dennis was a hunk.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (wAnMi)

66 The duped slaves glom onto it as looters but don't understand that they will be eaten, too, as the world falls to pieces in a constructionist nightmare.

They will learn the lesson, at precisely the last moment of their lives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021


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Or they won't learn it, and will die whining, "Why? Why did this happen to me???"

Posted by: The Misses Sara and McClanahan at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (/XOcP)

67 I don't know, but I did notice that the only ones standing upright in that cartoon are the women.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (Y7ZJG)

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I noticed that too. Perhaps he went through with whatever surgical procedure was needed to obtain that upright status, something similar to schlong removal.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (TNyrE)

68 Was Crawford really that slutty that she'd go to a whorehouse on a lark to get boinked by random strangers?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Y7ZJG)


As I said before, rumor is rampant in Hollywood, and even if it's in a book, you don't know whether to believe it or consign it to the Hollywood Babylon trash pile which puports to show nude Crawford pix from her time doing nudie movies.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (2JVJo)

69 >>>What positive contributions have the 'woke' ever made?

They made this flag:

https://tinyurl.com/zch4ht7k

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (RYc1G)

70 27 Two things:

Who ruined the brisket with mac and cheese?

The comic of the girl taking over and ruining the game reminds me of Manfred and the MLB.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (pdpsN)

I confess to having brisket Mac and Cheese...even preparing it for myself on occasion.

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (53oGX)

71 Dr Duran and his Orgasmatron made those blueberries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (tDqOW)

72 The latest idiocy regarding SocJus is that it can't be communism, you see, because every corporation is jumping on board~!

If'n that ain't head-to-wall smacking idiocy, I don't know what is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 10:30 AM (nI1Kq)

73 Love the content today, esp. the " 'Let the connections establish their own gender identities' --> disastrous electrical fire" one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2021 10:30 AM (/XOcP)

74 I'm following the "meme stock" wars, which may turn out to be a big deal.

A lot of everyday people ("retail" investors) bought GME (Gamestop) stock for peanuts, when it was apparently going to be the catalyst for the crooked hedge funds to make a bunch of money.

The retail people are buying and holding in droves, and (according to theory) if they hang tight, the hedge funds are the first trip wire, then the banks, then the crooked SEC itself will come crashing down in a heap.

The only reason I semi-buy into this theory is because for months, the finance media has been frantically running stories about how GME is "over" and retail investors are stupid. Everyone's standing firm, though.
We'll see

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:30 AM (AwPyG)

75 I just had some blueberries in my cereal. Sadly just regular ol blueberries.
probably a good thing. adding orgasmic blueberries to kaboom might blow your mind.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (v3pYe)


Just don't put them in Kellog's Pride Cereal. Things could get messy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (wAnMi)

76 Systemic Racism ... yeah, like all their terms, mostly ambiguous, but with a very different real meaning, that is enforced with law or violence, or maybe just by getting people fired for "denialism"

Climate Change ... means man is causing it, man must quit producing, or pay some global tax (to the globalists)

BLM = Racism against whites, bigotry toward all Christian America (i.e. America itself).

Pandemic Emergency = excuse for overruling normal liberties, forcing isolation, punishing small business, destroying true vote.


"Woke" is 2+2=5 all the way down. No cops, looting legal, burn things down, grow/build nothing (except more mob power to loot the middle class)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (Cus5s)

77 I just had some blueberries in my cereal. Sadly just regular ol blueberries.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I mentioned the other day that I have been harvesting Service berries. They taste very much like blueberries. I enjoy them on cereal, ice cream, and in oatmeal.
Pic: https://tinyurl.com/454s63z7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (L47aO)

78 Twitter site (with comments!) about the woke flag:

https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1402036900085571590

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (RYc1G)

79 Are we sure that the woke gal with the chisel and hammer is a gal and not a cavetranny?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 10:20 AM (TNyrE)

Heh. The cartoon itself has a big blooper in it. "Woke" cave-thing is wielding a mallet, with an obviously lathe-turned head on it, but a lathe cannot exist without a wheel, which is clearly just being invented.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (IJDQe)

80 Ask ace for the time machine real quick.

We have research to conduct.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:25 AM (LvTSG)


OK, but when we get there I call dibs on Colbert:

https://tinyurl.com/6z357jfj

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

81 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)

82 Melissa Rauch from Big Bang Theory. She's uber-busty!

No idea about the guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:32 AM (VWp7G)

83 Great content. I'm passing on a lot of this.

Prayers up for Grammie and all in need of healing and strength.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:32 AM (ONvIw)

84 65 Wow, KFRC! That was the station we all listened to. First place I heard the Turtles, Beach Boys, The Doors... Where I heard Robert Kennedy was shot... I still remember some time in 1966 in the back of a station wagon as the older kids were arguing who was the better drummer, Ringo or Dennis. I of course was for Ringo, not really "getting" that Dennis was a hunk.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (wAnMi)


Not 1966. RFK was assassinated June 6th, 1968. Just a couple of weeks before this broadcast, coincidentally. I'm surprised they didn't have some story about it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:32 AM (Y7ZJG)

85 Blasphemy! You don't ruin brisket with mac and cheese
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM (Zmnko)
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I'd go in the other direction...Who pollutes perfectly good mac and cheese with the smoky flavor of brisket?

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (ZIoLS)

86 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)

I think they came up with it themselves. The first person I ever heard use it was Mad Maxine.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (ONvIw)

87 I find it interesting how when leftists identify themselves as Antifa, BLM, woke, etc., they always believe they have the high moral ground. They can change their affiliation constantly, but the end game is they are always the righteous ones.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (VWp7G)

88 80 OK, but when we get there I call dibs on Colbert:

https://tinyurl.com/6z357jfj
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

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That's quite an outfit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

89 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather
than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's
woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not
woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem
to buy into their delusions.

Nah, leave it as is. Woke has now become a label to mock these people.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (v16oJ)

90 Melissa Raunch
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM


Interesting typo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)

91 Hehe.... thanks for the shout out, OM

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (gGyYF)

92 64 The Woke have no useful skills, knowledge, or even education. They are totally dependent on their society to take care of them. I am anti-woke. My hobby is collecting manual skills. I am an engineer, a machinist, a welder, a woodworker, hunter, reloader, and cocksman. I just finished refurbishing an antique metal shaper machine. It is beautiful, and can make many things, including gears. I taught my Son many skills he has managed to campaign into a career as a licensed Master Plumber. If I live long enough, I will teach my Grandsons as many of my skills as I can manage given time and health. Woke is the same as useless. Society is built on skill and knowhow, not stupidity and wishful thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 10:28 AM (o2MD2)


This is awesome. I needed to acknowledge it.
My skill list is not as robust, but I'm trying to instill the same into my children. If it's broke try to fix it, if there is a problem try to solve it. Working too well as my 4 year old just solved the prescription jar child cap problem this morning... but part of me is very proud he solved it.

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (53oGX)

93 Prayers up for Grammie and all in need of healing and strength.
Posted by: CN

What's up with Grammie ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (arJlL)

94 43 NR ... "Loss-Of-Function" research

That's ... brilliant.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Agr8U)

Truly sidebar-worthy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (mdjgu)

95 81 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)


Fen, this is why I always try to enclose it in quotes, 'woke'. Like "President" Biden.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (Y7ZJG)

96 With regards to the recording, with the exception of a few years after WWII, and a couple years spread across the 80's and 90's, Americans have always been at each others throats.

Sort of like that episode of Star Trek where matter and anti-mater do battle for eternity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (mkseU)

97 91 Hehe.... thanks for the shout out, OM
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (gGyYF)


You earned it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (Y7ZJG)

98 87 I find it interesting how when leftists identify themselves as Antifa, BLM, woke, etc., they always believe they have the high moral ground. They can change their affiliation constantly, but the end game is they are always the righteous ones.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (VWp7G)

Always the double speak to obscure the goal.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (ONvIw)

99 Meissa Rauch and Bryan Greenberg

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (bDqIh)

100 Melissa Raunch
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:23 AM

Interesting typo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

(Psst...., it wasn't a typo, it was a feeble attempt at humor)

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (arJlL)

101 How have the 'woke' relieved human suffering?
How have the 'woke' increased human happiness?
...

++++
Use of scare quotes and strawman rhetorical questions typify regressive reactions to the efforts at continual progress. The "woke" - a slang term for the very real progressive sociopolitical movement rooted in Critical Theory and postmodern philosophy - are diligently working to do exactly what this person implies they are not.

Human suffering cannot be relieved, happiness cannot be improved, prosperity cannot be achieved, etc. while society remains burdened with antique structures that perpetuate oppressive privilege through hierarchies designed to subjugate the oppressed slaves that feed it. Understand that the deplorable realities with which we live are nothing more than the social constructions designed by an ancient dominance structure to enable itself to continue advancing by destroying and oppressing those below it.

We are changing that to replace your constructions with new ones, and thus recreate reality. We will liberate and elevate the oppressed by destroying your constructions. Your world will be destroyed to make way for a new, equitable construction.

Posted by: Your Kid's Whiteness Studies Professor at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM (Jsjd7)

102 The Way to Eden is the perfect way to see how 1968 was . It appears to be a comedy caricature of the time but it's not. That makes it even more hilarious.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (2DOZq)

103 What's up with Grammie ?
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (arJlL)

Her nic was in the prayer requests.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (ONvIw)

104 >>>Always the double speak to obscure the goal.
Posted by: CN


Very Orwellian, from people who mostly didn't read it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (VWp7G)

105 I agree with pep--"woke" is becoming a term of derision. Let them keep it.

I'm still surprised that Pepsi or Dr Pepper hasn't come up with a #notwoke campaign. They would knock it out of the park

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (AwPyG)

106 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Stupid is a good term. "She's stupid. He's stupid. They're stupid".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (AKYZm)

107 Brings to mind "Well, apart from the roads and medicine and clean water and law & order and education, what have the Romans really done for us?"

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (U1eOr)

108 I just made mac and cheese with some smoked pork shoulder last night.

It was heavenly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (gGyYF)

109
Very Orwellian, from people who mostly didn't read it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (VWp7G)

Either that or they read it with malintent. Like their obamagod.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (ONvIw)

110 107 Brings to mind "Well, apart from the roads and medicine and clean water and law & order and education, what have the Romans really done for us?"
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (U1eOr)

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Splitter!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

111 Not 1966. RFK was assassinated June 6th, 1968. Just a couple of weeks before this broadcast, coincidentally. I'm surprised they didn't have some story about it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:32 AM (Y7ZJG)


Sorry a bit unclear there, I know RFK was shot 2 years later, I was just recalling an earlier time growing up with that station. I remember when I was going to swim team in '68, and the radio was on after he'd been assassinator, and all us kids were talking about what we'd like to do to Sirhan Sirhan. I probably listened to that station 4 hours a day and a lot more on weekends.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (wAnMi)

112 Call them Wreckers because that is all they do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (tDqOW)

113
Bunch of filthy Bastedo's. Oh wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (s2VJv)

114 I'm still surprised that Pepsi or Dr Pepper hasn't come up with a #notwoke campaign. They would knock it out of the park
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (AwPyG)

Pepsi has been super-woke for awhile...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (ZIoLS)

115 Covid-19 gave the telephone sanitizers a new lease on life.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 10:27 AM (63Dwl)

Ain't that the truth? "Telephone sanitizer" used to be a joke in a funny novel; now it's an actual product for sale in WalMart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (Gbk1b)

116 There was discussion of an article by a non-profit that got the woke folk out of the organization.

The part I'm still thinking about is the description of how the woke argue, and how it is NOT a conversation designed to address an actual problem.

The central tenet of critical theory is that reality is subjective, not objective. The woke must reject agreed upon facts, because reality can only seen through the filter of your personal oppressed experience. Anyone in a position of the oppressor (white) is not allowed to bring facts into the discussion because the "woke" have a greater understanding of reality, which must conform to the CT tenets of systemic oppression.

The irony is seeing this nonsense pushed by the very wealthy in society. Not a lot of plumbers applying CT to their jobs and lives.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (5p7BC)

117 The only reason I semi-buy into this theory is because for months, the finance media has been frantically running stories about how GME is "over" and retail investors are stupid. Everyone's standing firm, though.
We'll see

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:30 AM (AwPyG)


Concur. The big boys of finance are really wetting their pants over this. They're obviously very frightened.

I think the same thing is happening with AMC stock

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (Y7ZJG)

118 Ain't that the truth? "Telephone sanitizer" used to be a joke in a funny novel; now it's an actual product for sale in WalMart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (Gbk1b)
++++
But now it is a product instead of a person. Like computer. A computer used to be "a person who computes." Now it is a machine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (Jsjd7)

119 I just jerked off on some blueberries

Posted by: Produce Guy at the Supermarket at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (TkdTD)

120 Gorilla!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (V6f9+)

121 SheDat Photo 4 could be labeled "elbowy." Hubba hubba, even with her rather large proboscis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (HaL55)

122 >>Call them Wreckers because that is all they do.

This!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (bDqIh)

123 With regards to the recording, with the exception of a few years after WWII, and a couple years spread across the 80's and 90's, Americans have always been at each others throats.

Sort of like that episode of Star Trek where matter and anti-mater do battle for eternity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021


***

There was an era early in the 19th Century, "The Era of Good Feelings," which I was disappointed to learn had nothing to do with sex. The North and South got along fairly well -- the Compromise of 1820 dates from that time. Of course the term might have been applied by later historians in an effort to "papering over" the real conflicts of the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (/XOcP)

124 Ain't that the truth? "Telephone sanitizer" used to be a joke in a funny novel; now it's an actual product for sale in WalMart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 10:38 AM (Gbk1b)
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To be fair, cellphones are a major repository for germs...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (ZIoLS)

125 Watching in horror as customers pull phones out of their bras...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (tDqOW)

126 Splitter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

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No. I want to be called Loretta.

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (U1eOr)

127 That wheel will ultimately lead to the development of the automobile which will result in global warming and the death of the planet (which will impact women and minorities hardest). The invention of the wheel is anti-woke!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (DTX3h)

128 Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Your intentions are good but you don't get sarcasm and ridicule very well because you don't participate in that action.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

129 Stupid is a good term. "She's stupid. He's stupid. They're stupid".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2021 10:36 AM (AKYZm)

Right, it is bad spelling, not bad grammar. Stupid isn't spelled w-o-k-e.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (o2MD2)

130 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


The Scriptures call them "fools".

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." - Psalm 14:1

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (+LCoQ)

131 @144

Maybe the tide has turned? Pepsi hosted the concert in Florida.

Maybe they'd be interested in making some money, but that doesn't seem to be anyone's prime mover, nowadays.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:41 AM (AwPyG)

132 Is that woman inventing the wheel or demonstrating to Og and Thog what happened when she tried to parallel park?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 10:41 AM (m45I2)

133 >>The part I'm still thinking about is the description of how the woke argue, and how it is NOT a conversation designed to address an actual problem.


It's a cult.
Recovered former member of the Woke Ideaology Cult Keri Smith has confirmed this.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:41 AM (bDqIh)

134 Systemic Wokizm is doom.

Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (r4sI4)

135 That's quite an outfit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)


I look at it as slowly unwrapping the candy box to get to the wonderful, luscious treat inside. Like this:

https://tinyurl.com/ytuwnj9r

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2JVJo)

136 I remember when I was going to swim team in '68, and the radio was on after he'd been assassinator, and all us kids were talking about what we'd like to do to Sirhan Sirhan. I probably listened to that station 4 hours a day and a lot more on weekends.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (wAnMi)


KFRC and KYA were the teeny-bopper top-40 stations. But then in HS, I switched over to FM and listened to KSAN. I'm guessing you might've done the same.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (Y7ZJG)

137 And having done that to myself, it's time to go to work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2JVJo)

138 ---
I'd go in the other direction...Who pollutes perfectly good mac and cheese with the smoky flavor of brisket?
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
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The other mac and cheese I don't get is with lobster. Lobster should be eaten alone with butter. The flavor is too delicate to mix with anything. It'll just taste like whatever it's mixed with.

Posted by: Cosda at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (rgABK)

139 Guys, guys, guys, i think we're all misreading the cartoon!

There's only one wheel, but five cavemen, so she's splitting it up into five equal pieces so that it's fair!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (gGyYF)

140 The Way to Eden is the perfect way to see how 1968 was . It appears to be a comedy caricature of the time but it's not. That makes it even more hilarious.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021


***
The episode is awful, except for Skip Homeier's quietly demented portrait of the insane Dr. Sevrin -- modeled on Timothy Leary, I suppose. Even when the episode was brand new (I was 15), I disliked the space hippies and identified with Kirk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (/XOcP)

141 >>Is that woman inventing the wheel or demonstrating to Og and Thog what happened when she tried to parallel park?


It's actually a man and that is xher fancy new vulva.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (BYiNl)

142 It's a cult.

Recovered former member of the Woke Ideaology Cult Keri Smith has confirmed this.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:41 AM (bDqIh)


Does she have a newsletter?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (Y7ZJG)

143 Very scary how well Joe Mannix can off the top of his head provide examples of critical theory thinking.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (5p7BC)

144  I just jerked off on some blueberries

Posted by: Produce Guy at the Supermarket at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (TkdTD)

But they're still organic!

Posted by: Wine Moms at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (lwbYl)

145 69 >>>What positive contributions have the 'woke' ever made?

They made this flag:

https://tinyurl.com/zch4ht7k
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (RYc1G)

That's really ugly. Are there no gay men in that design group?

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

146 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Note, SJW was originally their term for themselves. It's ridiculous which is why it was adopted by opponents because it's self-mocking. But I've been thinking upon this for months. There isn't a good term to be had, sorry.

It's not neo-Marxism because they will never give up give possesions to materialize the 'revolution,' and they will, if pressed, be happily called communists. ( the American right fucked up by not anathematizing Communism after the wall fell...)

It's not necessarily neo-Fascism; no charismatic figure (yet,) no actual party structure (yet,) and no coda (yet.)

It's not necessarily a religion; no connection to a divinity or divine concept other than self-worship (which, yes, can be a substitute religion) So there we is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (nI1Kq)

147 126 Splitter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

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No. I want to be called Loretta.
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 10:40 AM (U1eOr)

=========

But you don't have a womb!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

148 I mentioned the other day that I have been harvesting Service berries. They taste very much like blueberries. I enjoy them on cereal, ice cream, and in oatmeal.
Pic: https://tinyurl.com/454s63z7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 10:31 AM (L47aO)

Those look a lot like Saskatoon berries:

https://tinyurl.com/27ux2bar

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (Gbk1b)

149 Smoked pulled pork pizza. It's a thing in Memphis. Probably elsewhere too, but the ones I've had in Memphis were actually very good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (3H9h1)

150 The nutjob from the Big Bang Theory is 'small town hot'. There's much, much better than her at any college in the South.

She's also no pole vaulter or triple jumper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (V6f9+)

151 "The central tenet of critical theory is that reality is subjective, not objective. The woke must reject agreed upon facts, because reality can only seen through the filter of your personal oppressed experience. Anyone in a position of the oppressor (white) is not allowed to bring facts into the discussion because the "woke" have a greater understanding of reality, which must conform to the CT tenets of systemic oppression.

The irony is seeing this nonsense pushed by the very wealthy in society. Not a lot of plumbers applying CT to their jobs and lives.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 10:39 AM (5p7BC)"

Posted more succinctly, "As the left will not understand reality, it dismisses it altogether by calling it sorcery oppression."

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (HK8/E)

152 What's up with Grammie ?
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (arJlL)

Her nic was in the prayer requests.
Posted by: CN

Thanks !

I completely missed it.

Duh !

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (arJlL)

153 Surprised to hear Charlton Heston's name among those calling for gun control in that 1968 clip. Good for him that he came to his senses several years later

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (UsbFe)

154 OM, Michael Anton has an interesting diagnosis of wokists in his new essay (link below), basically saying in their ignorance, they have freed themselves from any anchoring tradition and virtue. Having lost religion, commitment to republican ideals, of no military accomplishment, and only interested in blindly following the "expert" aristocratic class, they are complete "idiocratic" fools.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6sjksj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (Zny85)

155 I'm still surprised that Pepsi or Dr Pepper hasn't come up with a #notwoke campaign. They would knock it out of the park

You want knock-it-out-of-the-park-ness? Trump Energy Drinks, for an insanely caffeinated, anti-woke America.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (9Fwwf)

156 108 I just made mac and cheese with some smoked pork shoulder last night.

It was heavenly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:37 AM (gGyYF)

I'm fond of adding bacon to my mac 'n cheese...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (BgMrQ)

157 I'd go in the other direction...Who pollutes perfectly good mac and cheese with the smoky flavor of brisket?
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

The reason this is done is so the restaurant can charge $10 for a side a mac n' cheese with a hint of brisket/lobsta hidden within.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (Rvt88)

158 today's Woke want us to live in what used to be called "walk-in closets" in big cities. It absolutely imperative to save the planet for our children.

also, you shouldn't have children, more people is bad for the planet. Same with cats and dogs. Rats might be okay, since they seem to live in big cities without any human intervention.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (4a9Vv)

159 (Psst...., it wasn't a typo, it was a feeble attempt at humor)
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:35 AM


I probably need more coffee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (m+jkK)

160 135 That's quite an outfit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

I look at it as slowly unwrapping the candy box to get to the wonderful, luscious treat inside. Like this:

https://tinyurl.com/ytuwnj9r
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2JVJo)

========

I saw it as more of a clown suit. She's pretty, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

161 Mac and Cheese doesn't need additions to it.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (BYiNl)

162 oh oh .

Posted by: chango lot at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (g741k)

163 >>>She's also no pole vaulter or triple jumper.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now


I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)

164 I think you're absolutely correct, OM, SJWs have not made anybody happier, or healthier, or more productive, or improved any families. They are agents of misery, pure and simple.

Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

165 >>I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.


Love is Blind.

Its accountant, however...

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (BYiNl)

166 It's not necessarily neo-Fascism; no charismatic figure (yet,) no actual party structure (yet,) and no coda (yet.)

It's not necessarily a religion; no connection to a divinity or divine concept other than self-worship (which, yes, can be a substitute religion) So there we is.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 10:43 AM (nI1Kq)

Obama is their charismatic figure. There was no reason to idolize him, but many do. Even formerly nominally sensible people fell under the spell, and gave up reality for his "utopian" bullshit. There was no substance, but it didn't matter.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

167 >>>Love is Blind.

Its accountant, however...
Posted by: garrett


Good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (VWp7G)

168 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)

Jim Furyk is the ugliest guy in golf

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

169 Speaking of Keri Smit @ Unsafe Space, this clip has been going around -- is there any beter illustration of the utter futility of wokeness?

--Ridiculous, useless vocabulay -- check!
--Butthurt over language choice that affects >0.00001% of the population -- check!
--Doing her part by. . . making a repellant tiktok lecture -- check!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (bDqIh)

170 Call them Wreckers because that is all they do.
Posted by: Anna Puma


The thing is, like Commie, they're happy with the moniker. They'd strut around proudly if you called them that. ( And, no, they don't know shit about History, so, no, it won't help to point out the irony.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (nI1Kq)

171 This one chickie I work with, bless her heart, she is genuinely extremely smart...but someone needs to take her MBSE tools away from her.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (G6Lqs)

172 Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

How else could Lawrence Taylor embrace his inner woman so thoroughly?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (gGyYF)

173 The left, aka the Commies, are winning the culture war. In fact, they're destroying us.

I'm reading a book on JP II, and they talk about how Poland got rid of Communism. The recipe was nationalism plus religion. That could indeed work here; many love the USA and this still IS a Christian nation.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (tjZg/)

174 Fen, this is why I always try to enclose it in quotes, 'woke'. Like "President" Biden.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:34 AM (Y7ZJG)

I knew what you were trying to do, brother. It was not intended as a negative critique . I just have been thinking about this term for a while. My English Professor mother-an old style liberal-but not a leftist-would be horrified by the use of term "woke". (She'd also be horrified of Shakespeare being bounced out of the English lit curriculum,, but that's another issue.) This is the same mother who when I was a college Freshman corrected my letters to her in red pen and sent them back with phrases such as, "subject-verb agreement" or Watch your tenses here". She stopped after I told her not to do that anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM (k39e/)

175 >>>Jim Furyk is the ugliest guy in golf
Posted by: Just a side note


He looks like an extra from The Walking Dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (VWp7G)

176 Do Serviceberries wear a uniform ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (arJlL)

177 They made this flag:

https://tinyurl.com/zch4ht7k
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (RYc1G)


Ugh. It looks like a flag from one of those 3rd world shithole countries ruled by one of those "president for life" guys who likes to wear military fatigues and aviator sunglasses.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (Y7ZJG)

178 Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

He's always been a charismatic demagogue.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

179 >>Recovered former member of the Woke Ideaology Cult Keri Smith has confirmed this.
Posted by: Lizzy

Does she have a newsletter?
Posted by: OregonMuse


unsafespace.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM (nI1Kq)

180 Melissa Rauch and Andrew Garfield?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM (k/TB6)

181 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)


Sadly (or sadly to me, anyway), a woman's idea of what may be considered "ugly" is quite flexible depending on the size of the man's wallet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM (2JVJo)

182 178 Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

He's always been a charismatic demagogue.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

And yes, I believe people would kill for him.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM (ONvIw)

183 The episode is awful, except for Skip Homeier's
quietly demented portrait of the insane Dr. Sevrin -- modeled on Timothy
Leary, I suppose. Even when the episode was brand new (I was 15), I
disliked the space hippies and identified with Kirk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
=====
The central message of that episode is that music in the future, even with a Vulcan in the band, will be awful.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (IDaDM)

184 Melissa Rauch. "The Bronze".

Posted by: Javems at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (8SSHh)

185 I was thinking that maybe Hunter won't be taken down for using the N word but maybe we can find out he has said Macaca before. That should do it if history is any indication. /s

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (2DOZq)

186 >>>Sadly (or sadly to me, anyway), a woman's idea of what may be considered "ugly" is quite flexible depending on the size of the man's wallet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


They rarely approach "the poors" like myself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (VWp7G)

187 Sadly (or sadly to me, anyway), a woman's idea of what may be considered "ugly" is quite flexible depending on the size of the man's wallet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM


*considers wallet size*

*sad trombone*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)

188 Of all the things the woke are bad at, and the list is endless, comedy is at the top.

Posted by: From That Time at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (in1eZ)

189 Ugh. It looks like a flag from one of those 3rd world shithole countries ruled by one of those "president for life" guys who likes to wear military fatigues and aviator sunglasses.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (Y7ZJG)

Yeah, well. Same mindset, same result.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (o2MD2)

190 Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.


On another forum, there was a thread about how our lives have been improved by Xiden. Higher food prices, higher gas prices, shortages, more crime, defund the police and so on. Xiden has really improved our lives.

/sarc

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (tjZg/)

191 Hands up all who are married to a smokin hot pole vaulter! That's what I thought.

Posted by: Rickie Fowler at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (kTF2Z)

192 They made this flag:

https://tinyurl.com/zch4ht7k
Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 10:29 AM (RYc1G)

It looks like a test pattern.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (gAFsE)

193 190 On another forum, there was a thread about how our lives have been improved by Xiden. Higher food prices, higher gas prices, shortages, more crime, defund the police and so on. Xiden has really improved our lives.

/sarc
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (tjZg/)

==========

Be glad that you are suffering under a moral man rather than prospering under an amoral man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

194 Critical Theory came from disaffected Marxists who acknowledged that a traditional proletarian revolution wasn't going to happen, and to achieve socialism by other means.

In traditional Marxism, the problem is economic. You have the capitalists (the bourgeoisie) who feast on the bones of labor (the proletariat). That is the conflict.

In neo-communist in the form of Critical Theory, the problem is *everything.* You have the oppressors feasting on the oppressed. Anyone better off than you is an oppressor. It's the grievance olympics. When hybridized with postmodern philosophy, it becomes more powerful: the oppressors are oppressors because they interpreted reality that way. To overthrow the oppressors and elevate the oppressed, interpret reality differently. Reality is mutable and socially constructed, and can be remade - including physical laws and biology - with a new construction that comes from the oppressed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (Jsjd7)

195 Along the same lives I've often wondered why there has never been a testimonial from anyone whose life, or whose community, was improved by community organizer Barack Obama.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

He's always been a charismatic demagogue.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

And yes, I believe people would kill for him.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:49 AM (ONvIw)


In my case I could laugh to death at people worshipping such a banal piece of shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

196 Ricky Fowler failed to qualify for the US Open yesterday, first time in a decade. Per Outkick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (HaL55)

197 I look at it as slowly unwrapping the candy box to get to the wonderful, luscious treat inside. Like this:

https://tinyurl.com/ytuwnj9r
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

When one undid the final snap/tie/hold down on that corset, was there a huge and unpredictable expansion of what was squished into it?

Stand back Boys, she's gonna blow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Rvt88)

198 >>They made this flag:

https://tinyurl.com/zch4ht7k


Can we just pause for a moment and enjoy how idiotic it is that they need flags representing thier kink/gender?
Why on earth does one need a flag announcing or celebrating they like sex with other men, that they had a sex change, that they are questioning their sexuality -- did they never read The Scarlet Letter?

They will be updating that flag for eternity, because there will never be a complete list of genders/sexual prefernces, ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (bDqIh)

199 In my case I could laugh to death at people worshipping such a banal piece of shit.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

But there it is anyway, and all the CRT and "woke" shit flows directly from his cesspool ideology and hatreds.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (ONvIw)

200 I don't know how busty she really is but she is pretty busty and pretty short so makes her look even bustier.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Iscln)

201 Blasphemy! You don't ruin brisket with mac and cheese

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 10:22 AM

I have a 15 pound USDA Prime brisket going in the smoker either Friday or Saturday. There will be no mac and cheese within 75 yards of it. A perimeter will be established.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (JUOKG)

202 *Looks at sidebar*

Oh look, Cuck'n Fresh at Hot Gas is showing the fruits of his faith again. Can't believe I use to read that garbage site, and some of its garbage people. Amazing how many to eh "rights" commentary set have to lie about what they believe to get an audience. You'd think that might keep one up at night, especially the commentary set that claim to be of a faith that kinda has rules against lying.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Ojki1)

203  An SJW Guide To Mental Health:
They missed the biggest one.

Unsafe: having to hear someone else's opinion.

Posted by: pep

This isn't hardly crazy at all.

https://bit.ly/3cwLuvT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (d9FiS)

204 Looks like Twitter needs to start its own Nigeria.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (buTO7)

205 Ricky Fowler failed to qualify for the US Open yesterday, first time in a decade. Per Outkick.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (HaL55)

He didn't get to play the Masters either IIRC.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (2DOZq)

206 Neanderthal walks on all fours, hasn't invented clothes yet, has manbun.

OK, doomer

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (oA+QO)

207 Prayers up. Yay Monkey

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (DDazy)

208 I look at it as slowly unwrapping the candy box to get to the wonderful, luscious treat inside. Like this:

https://tinyurl.com/ytuwnj9r
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2JVJo)
++++
Yup. The pretty clothes and underwear are the wrapping paper. They attractively wrap up the delightful present underneath...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Jsjd7)

209
In my case I could laugh to death at people worshipping such a banal piece of shit.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

That works out as they want you dead, though they'll stab your corpse a few times after over the laughter thing.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Ojki1)

210 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)


Eh, I could see some skirts having a perky rodent fetish.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (y7DUB)

211 no clue who dis, but i'll have to reseach her for other interesting pictures later.

and that SJW guide to mental health is sadly SPOT on. i see it in oldest step dau all the time. everything is a trauma or depression or ptsd. it's beyond infuriating.

and it's ALWAYS the reason that if anything close to not perfect happens, it's not her fault and is cause to do absolutely nothing...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (8D42x)

212 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)

He's not ugly.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Ed8Zd)

213 I was thinking that maybe Hunter won't be taken down for using the N word but maybe we can find out he has said Macaca before.

Once he apologizes, he is absolved of all crimes currently on his docket. THAT is how heinous friendly banter really can be.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (DMQdU)

214 Surprised to hear Charlton Heston's name among those calling for gun control in that 1968 clip. Good for him that he came to his senses several years later

Even as president of the NRA, he was only softly pro-gun. It's no mistake that you never saw him strike his Moses pose with an AR over his head, only a flintlock.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (nfrXX)

215 BLEM TOOLCRAFT 5.56 PHOSPHATE MPI FULL-AUTO BOLT CARRIER GROUP - NO LOGO; $100; https://bit.ly/3x8BoJh

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (YYlyE)

216 It seems obvious that the object is to suppress first amendment rights.

Remember when colleges banned any "Trump" signs during the election, because they were "triggering'?

That's the goal in a nutshell

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (AwPyG)

217 Allison didn't age that well either. Body is still tight though. She's on the Farmers commercial with Rickie.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (2DOZq)

218
Those look a lot like Saskatoon berries:
------

Only north of the border.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (L47aO)

219 Boo Berry makes milk purple, not blue.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2021 10:57 AM (vuisn)

220
today's Woke want us to live in what used to be called "walk-in closets" in big cities.

Just the opposite of "back to the land" movements of earlier times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 10:57 AM (63Dwl)

221 This isn't hardly crazy at all.

https://bit.ly/3cwLuvT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (d9FiS)

Yes, but what if the polybi amori-nonconformists organize and revolt against the cis-gay heterodoxicality? Huh? Have you thought of that?!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 10:57 AM (gAFsE)

222 In neo-communist in the form of Critical Theory, the problem is *everything.* You have the oppressors feasting on the oppressed. Anyone better off than you is an oppressor. It's the grievance olympics. When hybridized with postmodern philosophy, it becomes more powerful: the oppressors are oppressors because they interpreted reality that way. To overthrow the oppressors and elevate the oppressed, interpret reality differently. Reality is mutable and socially constructed, and can be remade - including physical laws and biology - with a new construction that comes from the oppressed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:52 AM (Jsjd7)


And I've read some of the old school commies who *hate* the imposition of identity politics that displaces the class struggle with the "aggrieved minority" struggle.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (Y7ZJG)

223 I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?-a hermaphrodite or a person who hasn't yet completely chopped off various bits of themselves in order to transition?.

And what is the point of a flag if people don't understand its meaning?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (k39e/)

224 On another forum, there was a thread about how our lives have been improved by Xiden. Higher food prices, higher gas prices, shortages, more crime, defund the police and so on. Xiden has really improved our lives.

/sarc
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 10:51 AM (tjZg/)



Son said he saw a post on Instagram the other day, "everyone who voted for Biden owes me gas money."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (Ez6QX)

225 Jim Furyk is the ugliest guy in golf
Posted by: Just a side note

Best comment I ever heard about Furyk...his swing looks like an octopus falling from a tree.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (axyOa)

226 >>Does she have a newsletter?

OM, she has a YouTube channel where she and her vlog partner, Carter Lehren, host all sorts of content -- a bi-weekly Covfefe Break chat (Mondays and Fridays), excellent interviews, and a monthly book club (alternates between fiction and non-fiction).

There's a lot -- enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/c/UnsafeSpace/videos

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (bDqIh)

227 But there it is anyway, and all the CRT and "woke" shit flows directly from his cesspool ideology and hatreds.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (ONvIw)


If you're trying to convince me that humans can be smoked by really dumb "prophets" I've been there for a while.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (y7DUB)

228 221 This isn't hardly crazy at all.

https://bit.ly/3cwLuvT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2021 10:54 AM (d9FiS)

=========

These people should all collect together on a giant ship and be put out to sea until they figure out their label system 100%.

Then they can come back and try to make port somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

229 It seems obvious that the object is to suppress first amendment rights. ...
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (AwPyG)
+++
Close, but think bigger. Much bigger.

The object is to destroy the concept of "rights" altogether. There are no rights - and certainly there are no G-d-given or natural rights. There are only mutually agreed upon permissions handed down by the chimera called "society" and they change at the whim of the same, based on the realities they built on the back of their philosophy.

It isn't even really about speech or expression. It is about *everything* coming under control with no limits. The very concept of "rights" is on the chopping block.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Jsjd7)

230 I like the Greensdale Community college flag from the sitcom.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (2DOZq)

231 And what is the point of a flag if people don't understand its meaning?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Understanding it's meaning is not important to them. It is pure signaling. Nothing more.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Rvt88)

232 Some cow of a newsreader kept using "Calvary" instead of "cavalry" . Moooo.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (B+WxT)

233 The sex thing is really pretty simple, there are two. Anything else is simply mental illness.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (o2MD2)

234 The "Woke" term can be useful, if done with mocking tone. We need a Jeff Foxworthy type comedy sketch... "If you think the world will end in four years if we don't shut down America, you may be Woke". (as opposed to "a redneck")


But maybe something more derisive ... "you may be a WokeTard".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Cus5s)

235 Only north of the border.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 10:56 AM (L47aO)

I think, botanically speaking, they are also called "Western Serviceberries". The ones around here are usually kind of pulpy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (Gbk1b)

236 "Boo Berry makes milk purple, not blue."

Point of order.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (AwPyG)

237 Best comment I ever heard about Furyk...his swing looks like an octopus falling from a tree.
Posted by: Diogenes


Damn, that is actually quite accurate!

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (pbStR)

238 Rickie Fowler seems to be a nice guy but I can't remember the last time he didn't fade in a tournament. Badly...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (y7DUB)

239 > I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.

He kinda looks like Leo DiCaprio.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (YYlyE)

240 223 I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?


best I can tell, it's an Oreos and pizza superfan

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (oA+QO)

241 I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?-a hermaphrodite or a person who hasn't yet completely chopped off various bits of themselves in order to transition?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (k39e/)

There are cases of people who are XY and appear XX, or XXY, or only one X, actual hermaphrodites and so forth. It happens, but the Wokesters use this tiny percentage as cover to explain away or excuse all the shit they're into.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (gAFsE)

242 183 The central message of that episode is that music in the future, even with a Vulcan in the band, will be awful.
as opposed to the sane, stately future of music envisioned by, oh, buck rogers?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (v3pYe)

243 I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?-a hermaphrodite or a person who hasn't yet completely chopped off various bits of themselves in order to transition?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


It is the medical term for a herm, yes. Not necessarily connected to the SocJus disaster.


And what is the point of a flag if people don't understand its meaning?


The point? The point? The point is destruction of everything around us.

I thought this was known.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (nI1Kq)

244 These people should all collect together on a giant ship and be put out to sea until they figure out their label system 100%.

Then they can come back and try to make port somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

Just Build (me) Better!

Posted by: Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (Ojki1)

245 Fen - intersex is the preferred term for hermaphrodite, I believe.

The final straw for Hot Air for me was when they banned all use of animal-related names to refer to Michelle Obama, aka Lt. Worf, completely ignoring that (a) Klingons and Wookiees are not animals any more than humans are, you speciesist and (b) they were the ones who originated the "Silky Pony" nickname for Edwards.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (G6Lqs)

246 Rickie Fowler seems to be a nice guy but I can't remember the last time he didn't fade in a tournament. Badly...
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (y7DUB)

He's part of the Christian group of guys on the tour.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (2DOZq)

247 And I've read some of the old school commies who *hate* the imposition of identity politics that displaces the class struggle with the "aggrieved minority" struggle.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (Y7ZJG)
++++
Yes. The traditional, embittered classical Marxists aren't too happy about it. But they lost, and everyone knows it. The neo-Marxists learned from the French and Germans and, to a greater degree than any of them acknowledge, from Mao on how to get there by different means.

But if you're a classical Marxist, it sucks because to get to the new conclusions, you have to acknowledge that Marx was wrong about economic class identity being paramount. The fascists figured this out first, which is why they invented national socialism. They determined - rightly - that national identity was more powerful than class identity. it was off to the races from there, with the traditional communists hating them every step of the way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 11:02 AM (Jsjd7)

248 > his swing looks like an octopus falling from a tree

I've never seen his swing, but I can picture it clearly from that hilarious description.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:02 AM (YYlyE)

249 If you're trying to convince me that humans can be smoked by really dumb "prophets" I've been there for a while.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (y7DUB)

There has been nothing like him in American politics. Even JFK could be criticized without fear. It's beyond prophets except in the sense that critiques of Obama and his cult are blasphemy and will bring pain from the faithful.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 11:02 AM (ONvIw)

250 Pepto Bismo is like the old people version of Marco Polo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2021 11:02 AM (vuisn)

251 These people should all collect together on a giant ship and be put out to sea until they figure out their label system 100%.

Then they can come back and try to make port somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

Robert Ballard: I'll just... Have the subs on standby, then?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (gAFsE)

252 184 Melissa Rauch. "The Bronze".
Posted by: Javems at June 09, 2021 10:50 AM (8SSHh)


That movie was great. One of the funniest sex scenes ever.

Posted by: brass pair at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (TCLxd)

253 @229

Nah, I think it's mainly first amendment. That's the justification for the twitter purge, and why conservatives weren't allowed to gather during covid. (sports, church, etc)

They want to restrict our ability to communicate.

(See: Prince harry, the king of woke, saying the first amendment is "bonkers" )

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (AwPyG)

254
241 I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?-a hermaphrodite or a person who hasn't yet completely chopped off various bits of themselves in order to transition?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 10:58 AM (k39e/)

There are cases of people who are XY and appear XX, or XXY, or only one X, actual hermaphrodites and so forth. It happens, but the Wokesters use this tiny percentage as cover to explain away or excuse all the shit they're into.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:00 AM (gAFsE)
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There was a case, some years ago, about an intersex athlete (from South Africa, IIRC), who competed in the Olympics. IIRC, the way her genes developed, she had outward female appearance, but certain male internal organs / muscle development, and it was questioned whether she should be allowed to compete in the Olympics as a woman. This was years before peak woke, and I don't recall how it was resolved.

Posted by: Revenant at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (NJXJJ)

255 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

Turns out when Joe Biden was telling us what a racist country America is, he had someone very near & dear in mind.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (NpAcC)

256 So, my dad smokes his own bacon, and smokes cheddar and edam and gouda, and then makes that into oven mac-and-cheese. Kind of the reverse of how smoked mac is usually done.

It's pretty much the best thing ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (yFG1M)

257 There has been nothing like him in American politics. Even JFK could be criticized without fear. It's beyond prophets except in the sense that critiques of Obama and his cult are blasphemy and will bring pain from the faithful.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 11:02 AM (ONvIw)

Have people composed hymns for any president other than Obama?
Has the word hymn been banned yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (cSyAR)

258 Then they can come back and try to make port somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

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Dammit Justin, you just ran into Florida!

Don't start with me, Tyler! Besides, it's Caitlyn's fault.

Posted by: Rickie Fowler at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (kTF2Z)

259 KFRC and KYA were the teeny-bopper top-40 stations. But then in HS, I switched over to FM and listened to KSAN. I'm guessing you might've done the same.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 10:42 AM (Y7ZJG)


I'm not sure why I never listened to KYA, although I know some kids did. Yes, we all went to AM in the early 70's, KSAN was the big one for rock. I was living in Marin for a bit, so listened to KTIM a lot as well, then KSJO when I moved to the south bay.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (wAnMi)

260 168 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)

Jim Furyk is the ugliest guy in golf
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM

It matters not. All top golfers wives are gorgeous. Reminds me of that old song "First I Look at the Purse" but, in their case, the wallet.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (qe5CM)

261 Inter means between. So the intersex dude alternates having sex with guys and his hand.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (xopIz)

262 How woke is Seattle? I just heard on the radio that almost 300 police have quit since last summer. That is a 20% cut in the force.
Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (axyOa)

263 Alternative caveman caption:

"Og mad. Last time Oona make donuts, Og chip tooth!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (m45I2)

264 256 So, my dad smokes his own bacon, and smokes cheddar and edam and gouda, and then makes that into oven mac-and-cheese. Kind of the reverse of how smoked mac is usually done.

It's pretty much the best thing ever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (yFG1M)

Sounds heavenly...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (BgMrQ)

265 Nah, I think it's mainly first amendment. That's the justification for the twitter purge, and why conservatives weren't allowed to gather during covid. (sports, church, etc)

They want to restrict our ability to communicate.

(See: Prince harry, the king of woke, saying the first amendment is "bonkers" )
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (AwPyG)
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Sure, they hate the First Amendment. But destroying it isn't their goal and it isn't their motivation. It's merely a stumbling blog on their Shining Path.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (Jsjd7)

266 > I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?

It's a very rare but real collection of conditions where a person is born with all or some pieces and parts of both sexes. They might have a penis and ovaries for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (YYlyE)

267 Off millionaire pole vaulter banging sock.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 11:05 AM (kTF2Z)

268 @245

ace tried to do that, before he saw the light, and became Rambo in the Jungle

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:05 AM (AwPyG)

269 Have people composed hymns for any president other than Obama?
Has the word hymn been banned yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (cSyAR)

Exactly. There's been nothing like him. People don't even know why they follow him or adore him and can't state what he's done to improve lives. It simply doesn't matter.

Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 11:05 AM (ONvIw)

270 262 How woke is Seattle? I just heard on the radio that almost 300 police have quit since last summer. That is a 20% cut in the force.
Idiots.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (axyOa)

Their police are woke too, so I have no fuks to give.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 11:05 AM (o2MD2)

271 Any music on the radio recording? I haven't listened yet. '68 had some awesome sounds!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (axyOa)

272 Has the word hymn been banned yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (cSyAR)

Amen. And awoman.

In slightly related OT factoids, Greg Allman was married to Cher for a while way back when. They released an album together under the death by cringe name "Allman and Woman".

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (gAFsE)

273 That comic is accurate, but also describes the executives at Electronic Arts and WoTC. Fine by me: I'll never give those "heal the world" hate peddlers the time of day, ever again.

Posted by: trev006 at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (iiqZr)

274 Then they can come back and try to make port somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Coincidentally, that is exactly what Mr. Voltmeter Supervisor is thinking in the picture above.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (pbStR)

275 The final straw for Hot Air for me was when they banned all use of animal-related names to refer to Michelle Obama, aka Lt. Worf, completely ignoring that (a) Klingons and Wookiees are not animals any more than humans are, you speciesist and (b) they were the ones who originated the "Silky Pony" nickname for Edwards.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 09, 2021 11:01 AM (G6Lqs)


One of the reasons I dump on Malkin, besides her look at me shit by wasting her time arguing with The View harridans, is that she permitted those eunuchs to turn the site into a Patterico level asylum.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (y7DUB)

276 Inter means between. So the intersex dude alternates having sex with guys and his hand.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (xopIz)


*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)

277 Loki is gender fluid in the Disney Plus series.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (d9FiS)

278 They might have a penis and ovaries for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (YYlyE)

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They could be frigid and impotent at the same time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (kTF2Z)

279 The irony is seeing this nonsense pushed by the very wealthy in society. Not a lot of plumbers applying CT to their jobs and lives.

It's been observed before that wokeness/SJW/whatever is a luxury belief. You have to be rich to "afford" it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (ZGrMX)

280 > How woke is Seattle? I just heard on the radio that almost 300 police have quit since last summer. That is a 20% cut in the force.
Idiots.

It's closer to a third.

https://bit.ly/3wa3oMv

My office is in downtown Seattle. I'm working from home as much as possible.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:08 AM (YYlyE)

281 How woke is Seattle? I just heard on the radio that almost 300 police have quit since last summer. That is a 20% cut in the force.
Idiots.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (axyOa)

My sister lives up there. Spoke to her last year during the CHAZ idiocy, and she assured me everything was perfectly fine. Just don't go to Capitol Hill. Or downtown.

"So.... Everything's NOT fine, then?"

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:08 AM (gAFsE)

282 The final straw for Hot Air for me was when they banned all use of animal-related names to refer to Michelle Obama, aka Lt. Worf, completely ignoring that (a) Klingons and Wookiees are not animals any more than humans are, you speciesist and (b) they were the ones who originated the "Silky Pony" nickname for Edwards.

Don't forget, that was all banned here for a while too. Ace actually called people racist and banned them for it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)

283 Discovery +. I already pay to have trash hauled away, why would I pay for it to be brought in?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (o2MD2)

284 I saw Orgasmic Blueberries open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock

It was a berry good show

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (Bmy3R)

285 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.

Posted by: Karen at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (n7olc)

286 259- I'm not sure why I never listened to KYA, although I know some kids did. Yes, we all went to AM in the early 70's, KSAN was the big one for rock. I was living in Marin for a bit, so listened to KTIM a lot as well, then KSJO when I moved to the south bay.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM

When I lived in San Francisco, I listened exclusively to KFOG. I loved the KFOG Kaboom concerts and the synchronized fireworks show that they sponsored every year. They were my wake-up call to the news of the attacks on 9/11, as my alarm was always set for 6:00 am. I think it's one of the best radio stations in all the places I have lived. I even used to stream it online when I moved to Minnesota.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (qe5CM)

287 She's also no pole vaulter or triple jumper.

or Cake Girl.

Bunk...

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (pWrfh)

288 Have people composed hymns for any president other than Obama?
Has the word hymn been banned yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 11:03 AM (cSyAR)


I don't know, but go on YouTube and search for 'school children sing to Obama.' Prepare to be nauseated.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (Y7ZJG)

289 They could be frigid and impotent at the same time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (kTF2Z)

Let's go work boot shopping!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (gAFsE)

290 Jim Furyk is the ugliest guy in golf
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 10:47 AM

It matters not. All top golfers wives are gorgeous. Reminds me of that old song "First I Look at the Purse" but, in their case, the wallet.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:04 AM (qe5CM)


Pro golfers have had their pick of country club trim for a long time. Some friends of mine used to be in a grade school class with Arnold Palmer's illegitimate daughter.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (y7DUB)

291 @275

Malkin founded twitter, also, and the same thing happened to that site.

Fool me once. . . .

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (AwPyG)

292 202 *Looks at sidebar*

Oh look, Cuck'n Fresh at Hot Gas is showing the fruits of his faith again. Can't believe I use to read that garbage site, and some of its garbage people. Amazing how many to eh "rights" commentary set have to lie about what they believe to get an audience. You'd think that might keep one up at night, especially the commentary set that claim to be of a faith that kinda has rules against lying.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Ojki1)

As soon as Malkin left Hot Air it really went down hill. Oh and screw these guys. They expect to be eaten last

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (dKiJG)

293 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.
Posted by: Karen at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM


Implying that blacks aren't grounded?

Rayciss.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (m+jkK)

294 >>Loki is gender fluid in the Disney Plus series.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A SHAPESHIFTING GOD.

Posted by: BEN ROELTHLISBERGER at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (bDqIh)

295 So it means you have both?

https://tinyurl.com/4abcx82u

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (vuisn)

296 284 I saw Orgasmic Blueberries open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock

It was a berry good show

Posted by: Guy Smiley

They jammed all night long.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (Rvt88)

297 > One of the reasons I dump on Malkin, besides her look at me shit by wasting her time arguing with The View harridans, is that she permitted those eunuchs to turn the site into a Patterico level asylum.

That's not really fair. Malkin sold the site and walked away. What happened after that is beyond her control.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (YYlyE)

298
One of the reasons I dump on Malkin, besides her look at me shit by wasting her time arguing with The View harridans, is that she permitted those eunuchs to turn the site into a Patterico level asylum.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:06 AM (y7DUB

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Eh, Salem buys conservative properties and turns them Leftist. It's what they do. If I sell a utility van to the Lincoln Project, I can't be held liable when they paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

I do hold it against the employees, though. If the new boss says "we're Communists now," you can always quit. You only stay if you like Communism. Or if you're such a no-talent that it's the only way you can keep eating. Lookin' at you, AP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (yFG1M)

299 People don't even know why they follow him or adore him and can't state what he's done to improve lives. It simply doesn't matter.
Posted by: CN at June 09, 2021 11:05 AM (ONvIw)


What Obama's "done" is validate that by installing a black, cock-curious blank vessel of pure Hollywood into office, that their dreams of pure post-modern Shining Path could be turned into reality. It was the turning point that all of their Maoist fever dreams could in fact come true in America and that this is the moment where the philospher-kings and their mercenaries could construct a new world order.

It's the purest form of id, where one of the most powerful persons in the world could whisper sweet validations in their ears that the world could "progress" into their fever dreams. For many people, their image and status are far more important than anything else, and especially more important than actual, real-world necessities.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (HK8/E)

300 285 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.

Posted by: Karen at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (n7olc)


Admit it, you made that up just now.

Not that I'm complaining, it's actually quite funny.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Y7ZJG)

301 I just found out Alison Stoke married Ricky Fowler? Dude may be the ugliest guy in golf.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)

He's not ugly.
Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Ed8Zd)
*******
I always thought Rickie was kinda cute.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (NpAcC)

302 296 284 I saw Orgasmic Blueberries open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock

It was a berry good show

Posted by: Guy Smiley

They jammed all night long.


I wish someone had preserved that show on tape.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Bmy3R)

303 My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.
Posted by: Karen

I didn't go to medical school but aren't grounds always either bare copper or green coated?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Rvt88)

304 I remember a big rivalry in rock and roll radio between KHJ and another one--I can't remember what it was, though.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (AwPyG)

305 277 Loki is gender fluid in the Disney Plus series.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2021 11:07 AM (d9FiS)

Wouldn't it be terrible for California to show how in step it is with their Muslim brothers and enact Sharia law? Hollywood would be such fun to watch then and compare to now.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (Ojki1)

306 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.

In the US, at least, black = hot, white = neutral, green = ground. Was this Europe someplace?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (ZGrMX)

307 It's closer to a third.

https://bit.ly/3wa3oMv

My office is in downtown Seattle. I'm working from home as much as possible.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:08 AM (YYlyE)
***

I was going off gross numbers based on what I heard on the radio. I can easily believe a third. I'm down by Puyallup. Haven't been to Seattle in over two years.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (axyOa)

308 >>Malkin founded twitter, also, and the same thing happened to that site.



Twitchy and HotAir.
Weren't they both sold to Salem? And the same thing has also happened to Townhall.com and PJMedia, not Malkin creations.

How is she responsible for what they became after she sold them?

Posted by: BEN ROELTHLISBERGER at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (bDqIh)

309 Malkin founded twitter, also, and the same thing happened to that site.

Fool me once. . . .
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (AwPyG)



Wait, what? She did? I did NOT know that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (Ez6QX)

310 Generally, ground wires are bare or green. No?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (o2MD2)

311 Malkin founded twitter, also, and the same thing happened to that site.

Fool me once. . . .
Posted by: artemis


Err, I think you mean Twitchy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (nI1Kq)

312 I don't know, but go on YouTube and search for 'school children sing to Obama.' Prepare to be nauseated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM


That crap was always creepy AF.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (m+jkK)

313 266 > I am sorry I am stupid about this, but what is an intersex person?

It's a very rare but real collection of conditions where a person is born with all or some pieces and parts of both sexes. They might have a penis and ovaries for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:04 A

For whatever reason, it has long been rumored that Jamie Lee Curtis was "born this way".

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:13 AM (qe5CM)

314
I didn't go to medical school but aren't grounds always either bare copper or green coated?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Rvt8

Most offshore equipment we deal with is 3 phase and the grounds are green.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:13 AM (gAFsE)

315 89 Could someone come up with another term or several other terms rather than "woke"? First of all, it's poor grammar when used as in "She's woke" or "They are woke." Secondly, it's not accurate. They have not woken up. They have been blinkered. If we use their terms we may seem to buy into their delusions.

Nah, leave it as is. Woke has now become a label to mock these people.

Posted by: pep
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Concur. Your rulz beyotches - mockery to the eleventyith power.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 09, 2021 11:13 AM (+ldAm)

316 didn't go to medical school but aren't grounds always either bare copper or green coated?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Rvt8

You must have stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 11:13 AM (2DOZq)

317 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.
Posted by: Karen at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (n7olc)

In domestic wiring, ground is green, white is neutral, and black is the hot wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 11:13 AM (Gbk1b)

318 Wait, what? She did? I did NOT know that.
Posted by: Jordan61


Twitchy, not twitter.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (pbStR)

319 @311

Sorry! right!

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (AwPyG)

320 Orgasmic/Organic

My sister in law once rec'd a reply from a customer service representative asking if her cell phone was "working erotically".

My sis-in-law was like, "Just what in the hell are they implying that I do with my cell phone"!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (Bmy3R)

321 I saw Orgasmic Blueberries open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock

It was a berry good show

Posted by: Guy Smiley

They jammed all night long.

I wish someone had preserved that show on tape.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Bmy3R)

They were a warm up band for Bread.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (axyOa)

322 Don't forget, that was all banned here for a while too. Ace actually called people racist and banned them for it.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)


When scrutinizing the Ewok, you have to divide things before and after accepting the Golden Scalpweasel as the savior of the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

323 Nah, leave it as is. Woke has now become a label to mock these people.

You know the mockery's getting through when they start doing "actually, woke is great" stuff like that cartoon in the post.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (ZGrMX)

324
As soon as Malkin left Hot Air it really went down hill. Oh and screw these guys. They expect to be eaten last
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (dKiJG)

Once Anal's identity gets leaked, he won't be last when some followers of the Religion of Piece can express their feelings on his post 9/11 hot takes of their faith.

And nothing of value will be lost.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (Ojki1)

325 AOSHQ- come for the Who Dis?, stay for the highly varied and amusing explanations of intersex and other anomalies of the human fetal sexual differentiation cascade that sound much like descriptions of mapmakers describing the edge of the earth in1000 AD.

"There be monsters there!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (m45I2)

326 My sis-in-law was like, "Just what in the hell are they implying that I do with my cell phone"!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (Bmy3R)

"Well, we are your service provider and you know private mode doesn't keep us from seeing what you're doing, right?"

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (gAFsE)

327 My sis-in-law was like, "Just what in the hell are they implying that I do with my cell phone"!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM


Leaving it on vibrate too often?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 11:15 AM (m+jkK)

328 My sister in law once rec'd a reply from a customer service representative asking if her cell phone was "working erotically".

My sis-in-law was like, "Just what in the hell are they implying that I do with my cell phone"!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Clearly sis had it set to VIBRATE hard!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (Rvt88)

329 >>"There be monsters there!!"


YOU SHOULD SEE THE MONSTERS' FLAG!

Posted by: BEN ROELTHLISBERGER at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

330 There is no brisket mac and cheese; ONLY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP!!!!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

331 > I was going off gross numbers based on what I heard on the radio. I can easily believe a third. I'm down by Puyallup. Haven't been to Seattle in over two years.

Hi neighbor. Did you see the part of that article where a female officer walked by a school playground and a bunch of third graders did the "hands up don't shoot" gesture at her. THIRD GRADERS! Eight and nine years old and they're being taught that police are going to shoot you dead for no reason.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (YYlyE)

332 In 1962, as a publicity stunt, Ward leased a small island on a lake between Minnesota and Canada, which he named after "Moosylvania", a small island shown in the later Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. In a campaign to make the island into the 51st state, he and Scott drove a van across the country to about 50-60 cities collecting petition signatures. Arriving in Washington, D.C., they pulled up to the White House gate to see President Kennedy, and were brusquely turned away. They then learned that the evening that they had arrived was during the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (RHGPo)

333 When I lived in San Francisco, I listened exclusively to KFOG. I loved the KFOG Kaboom concerts and the synchronized fireworks show that they sponsored every year.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (qe5CM)


That was after my time. I remember KFOG as an 'easy listening' station my parents listened to.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (Y7ZJG)

334 I guess Malkin gives me the same vibes that Ann Coulter does. They talk an AMAZING game, but the receipts don't match.

Hot air was the premiere site for conservative talk, and it was ruined when she sold. Then she sold twitchy to the same people.

suspicious cat.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (AwPyG)

335 For whatever reason, it has long been rumored that Jamie Lee Curtis was "born this way".

She is XXY, which by no means detracted from her appearance in Trading Places.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (ELgVT)

336 The woke ones also look a different skin tone in that cartoon because of course they do.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (7KK2w)

337 It's a very rare but real collection of conditions where a person is born with all or some pieces and parts of both sexes. They might have a penis and ovaries for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:04 A

Our town's rec league had a genuine intersex person as a scorekeeper. Marvin was given a male name at birth, but lived as a female through the teen years, then changed to living as a male.

Even as ten-year-olds, we knew something was up with a girl named Marvin, who was permitted to freely walk around the boys' locker rooms and nobody seemed to care.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Bmy3R)

338 My sis-in-law was like, "Just what in the hell are they implying that I do with my cell phone"!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:14 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
Heh. Like in the DOS days of new computer users taking offense to being called "bad" or "invalid."

Of course, those weren't typos...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Jsjd7)

339 My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.
Posted by: Karen

I didn't go to medical school but aren't grounds always either bare copper or green coated?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Rvt8


Heh. It is usually the color of whatever the electrician wiring the place has the most of.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (axyOa)

340
Once Anal's identity gets leaked, he won't be last when some followers of the Religion of Piece can express their feelings on his post 9/11 hot takes of their faith.

-------

Oh, if he ever gets doxxed I'm going on those Aloha Snackbar forums with the screenname "Everlastingjihad" or whatever, and publishing those columns daily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (yFG1M)

341 Something germane that has not received any attention as far as I know, is the fact that millions of leftists are literally on drugs.

It is illegal to operate heavy machinery when drunk or under the effect of drugs, legal or otherwise. Yet if a prescription is obtained any manner of powerful "antianxiety" and "antidepressants" and "mood elevators" are seemingly OK. Because a doctor has prescribed them.

I'd posit the United States Federal Government qualifies as "heavy machinery", and you just know that the majority of Congress, at least the leftists, have a candy dish by their front door and down whole handfuls daily coming and going.

I think it explains a lot.

"This Is Your Government, On Drugs".

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (dyShS)

342 Yes, they be fucking up my Dungeons and Dragons -- fuck them all. They've killed it and turned it into a skinsuit, now they're parading around in it demanding respect.

Will a weighty cudgel applied lovingly to their craniums suffice? (figuratively, of course)

Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (qPKAe)

343 There is no brisket mac and cheese; ONLY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP!!!!
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (gmo/4)
++++
I didn't know that you're Canadian!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

344 She is XXY, which by no means detracted from her appearance in Trading Places.
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (ELgVT)

And in True Lies.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (gAFsE)

345 293 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.
Posted by: Karen at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM

Implying that blacks aren't grounded?

Rayciss.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM (m+jkK)

Computers and Slaving hardware together. They want to change it to a different word.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (dKiJG)

346 302 296 284 I saw Orgasmic Blueberries open for the Strawberry Alarm Clock

It was a berry good show

Posted by: Guy Smiley

They jammed all night long.


I wish someone had preserved that show on tape.


Special appearance by MasonJar Williams.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (w9Wax)

347 A seattle story. I know someone who lives in the far-flung burbs. She is a frothing leftist (a trans woman, aka a guy in dress) was a bridesmaid at her daughter's wedding. She's still wearing a mask, even thought she's had CCP lung flu and been injected. She was forced off of Twitter by "Trumpinistas."

When it was time to buy a house, she let her adult kids pick it out. She's now living in what she calls redneck Trump Country, and will not hire anyone to do work on her house that appears to support Trump, or is a "redneck." I kind of think she's miserable there.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (tjZg/)

348 306 The electrician one rings true. My sister is an electrician, and one if the apprentices actually complained that is was racist for the ground wire to be black.

In the US, at least, black = hot, white = neutral, green = ground. Was this Europe someplace?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (ZGrMX)

/insurance company starts to look for records of any fires in buildings she worked on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (oHd/0)

349 Green is usually ground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (EV3kf)

350 @322

Yes. In a way, ace is very similar to St Paul

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (AwPyG)

351 Once Anal's identity gets leaked, he won't be last when some followers of the Religion of Piece can express their feelings on his post 9/11 hot takes of their faith.

And nothing of value will be lost.
Posted by: Bete


Leaked? He 'outted' himself years ago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (nI1Kq)

352 312 I don't know, but go on YouTube and search for 'school children sing to Obama.' Prepare to be nauseated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM

That crap was always creepy AF.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 11:12 AM (m+jkK)


And then they accuse *us* of being in a cult because we voted for Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (Y7ZJG)

353 I used to listen to KFRC as a kid. Dr. Don Rose was a staple in the Bay Area. Good times.

Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (gS3OW)

354
Out: War, huh, what is it good for?
In: Woke, huh, what is it good for?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (GvumD)

355 When I lived in San Francisco, I listened exclusively to KFOG. I loved the KFOG Kaboom concerts and the synchronized fireworks show that they sponsored every year.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:09 AM (qe5CM)
That was after my time. I remember KFOG as an 'easy listening' station my parents listened to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (Y7ZJG)


Yeah, by my college time the mainstay was KFJC, Foothill College station. First place I head Danny Elfman talking about their new EP - my friends in SoCal had been telling me about these crazy shows by The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo... They had all kinds of amazing talent show up in the early 80's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (wAnMi)

356 So what you're saying is that sometimes the little man in the boat is bigger than the boat.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (pWrfh)

357 I didn't go to medical school but aren't grounds always either bare copper or green coated?

Red and black is a low voltage DC thing. And jumper cables.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (ELgVT)

358 290- Pro golfers have had their pick of country club trim for a long time. Some friends of mine used to be in a grade school class with Arnold Palmer's illegitimate daughter.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:10 AM

From what I understand, Christine Blasey Ford, whose dad was a big wig at Burning Tree Golf Club, was extra friendly with golfers when the tour came to town.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (qe5CM)

359 Sigh...just listened to the radio clip. Very cool. The guy clearly had one of those "radio voices."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)

360 Admit it, you made that up just now.

Not that I'm complaining, it's actually quite funny.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Y7ZJG)

When I worked at a toy store a friend of mine walked up to me shaking his head. When I asked why he said someone had just asked if we had a Tuskegee Airman GI Joe figure, but with a white guy.

There is a lot of dumb in the world, and its ultimate example is in the White House.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (Ojki1)

361 Yes. In a way, ace is very similar to St Paul
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (AwPyG)


Exactly!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

362 When it was time to buy a house, she let her adult kids pick it out. She's now living in what she calls redneck Trump Country, and will not hire anyone to do work on her house that appears to support Trump, or is a "redneck." I kind of think she's miserable there.
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (tjZg/)



Did her kids do that to mess with her, or what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)

363 She is XXY, which by no means detracted from her appearance in Trading Places.
Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (ELgVT)

And in True Lies.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (gAFsE)

In the movie Perfect her boobies weren't as big as in subsequent movies.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (2DOZq)

364 All the weak minded/weak bodied SJW's will simply be pushed aside over time by the new harsh reality.

Their helicopter parents will be dead and unable to support them in their nonsense.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (YxVzA)

365 There is no brisket mac and cheese; ONLY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP!!!!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

++++

I didn't know that you're Canadian!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

Hahahahaha! I grew up near the Canadian boarder. I think there might have been some cross boarder contamination.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

366 Green is usually ground.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (EV3kf)

Rayciss!

Posted by: Green at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (sJHOI)

367 >>I guess Malkin gives me the same vibes that Ann Coulter does. They talk an AMAZING game, but the receipts don't match.


Really? I can't recall a time when Malkin backed off her issue positions. If anything, she can be a little too intense.

She has repeatedly stood up for people on the right (extreme) who are targeted by the cucks, Shapiro, Kirk for deplatforming, even when she doesn't agree with them 100%, including Nick Fuentes and Gavin McInnes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

368 I used to listen to KFRC as a kid. Dr. Don Rose was a staple in the Bay Area. Good times.
Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2021 11:19 AM (gS3OW)


Yep, Dr. Don. Nobody knew he was some balding pudgy guy...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (wAnMi)

369 A seattle story. I know someone who lives in the far-flung burbs. She is a frothing leftist (a trans woman, aka a guy in dress) was a bridesmaid at her daughter's wedding. She's still wearing a mask, even thought she's had CCP lung flu and been injected. She was forced off of Twitter by "Trumpinistas."

When it was time to buy a house, she let her adult kids pick it out. She's now living in what she calls redneck Trump Country, and will not hire anyone to do work on her house that appears to support Trump, or is a "redneck." I kind of think she's miserable there.
Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2021 11:18 AM (tjZg/)

Hopefully she dies soon

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 09, 2021 11:22 AM (sJHOI)

370 Ace is up

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 11:22 AM (pWrfh)

371 Yes, they be fucking up my Dungeons and Dragons -- fuck them all. They've killed it and turned it into a skinsuit, now they're parading around in it demanding respect.

Will a weighty cudgel applied lovingly to their craniums suffice? (figuratively, of course)
Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2021 11:17 AM (qPKAe)

Insomniac brand crowbars Accept no substitute.

Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 11:22 AM (4I/2K)

372 I like how in The South Park Movie there's a Canadian Restuarant simply called "Kroff Dinner"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Bmy3R)

373 " I kind of think she's miserable there."

One can only hope.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (xopIz)

374 Heh. It is usually the color of whatever the electrician wiring the place has the most of.
Posted by: Diogenes

Recently had my electrical inspection of a new water heater tank. The inspector took off the cover plate of where I hooked up the 10-2 and he asked me "Did you wire this?"

Thought I was gonna get my ass chewed and receive a red tag but answered truthfully anyway - "Yep. How can you tell?"

No pro around here marks the white as hot also (per code). Have a nice day Sir.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Rvt88)

375 ...Arriving in Washington, D.C., they pulled up to the White House gate to see President Kennedy, and were brusquely turned away. They then learned that the evening that they had arrived was during the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2021 11:16 AM (RHGPo)


Yes, I heard about this!

Worst.
Timing.
Ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Y7ZJG)

376 I just cut out an ingrown toenail.

If you heard a blood-curdling scream, it was just me.

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (arJlL)

377 KQAK was the high point for me. Did listen to KFOG some in the 90's, I believe, but the San Jose stations kept getting bigger and bigger.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (vOGqy)

378 Moar NOOD woke WaPo clownette's

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)

379 Nood Ace.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 11:24 AM (xopIz)

380 I predict Warhammer will be mostly impervious to fuckery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 11:24 AM (FndEj)

381 > I kind of think she's miserable there.

Sounds like she's miserable period.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 11:24 AM (YYlyE)

382 Yep, Dr. Don. Nobody knew he was some balding pudgy guy...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (wAnMi)


Rose had severe physical problems. Toward the end, he was doing his show flat on his back from a hospital bed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:25 AM (Y7ZJG)

383 Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2021 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

I tried to read Malkin's book Culture of Corruption. She could take some writing lessons from Coulter.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

384 376 I just cut out an ingrown toenail.

If you heard a blood-curdling scream, it was just me.
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 11:23 AM (arJlL)


I was wondering what that was. It sounded like a cat caught in a blender.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 09, 2021 11:26 AM (Y7ZJG)

385
Computers and Slaving hardware together. They want to change it to a different word.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021


***

In COBOL class, we used the terms "master file" and "slave file" all the time. This was, however, in the 1989-1992 period, so the insanity hadn't taken hold yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2021 11:28 AM (/XOcP)

386 From what I understand, Christine Blasey Ford, whose dad was a big wig at Burning Tree Golf Club, was extra friendly with golfers when the tour came to town.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 09, 2021 11:20 AM (qe5CM)


Some of those guys would bone anything.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 11:31 AM (y7DUB)

387 Oxford Study Reports No Bats Or Pangolins Were Sold In The Wuhan Wet Market

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 11:31 AM (yrol0)

388 Of course a woman of color invented the wheel!

Well a wheel made of stone is going to negate any payload of a wheelbarrow, or cart using them. You would be better of caring the payload.

Posted by: Paladin at June 09, 2021 11:32 AM (7hzzD)

389 The blond who dis is cute as hell. She was on that TV show I never watched. Saw it advertised all the time and heard it talked about. Not sure I ever tried to watch it. I can't remember what it was called. It was on for a long time and finished its run within the last couple of years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 11:33 AM (aCA+T)

390 Speaking or brisket ... my wife bought a bison briskit at a bison farm in our county, then corned it at home. It took a couple weeks to pickle it properly; but when it was done, it was the best corned briskit I've ever tasted: *far* better than corned beef. It wasn't nearly as fatty or greasy as corned beef, and had that delicious grass-fed taste. It made a great corned-briskit and cabbage; and sliced thin and put on my wife's pumpernickel, it makes a reuben that's to die for! Bison is tough to cook properly because it's so lean; but corned bison briskit is definitely a winner.

Posted by: Nemo at June 09, 2021 11:40 AM (S6ArX)

391 By the way, the "woke" cartoon is deeply racist. You see, the cartoon makes the wheel - a device that neither American Indians nor sub-Saharan Africans possessed - as the epitome of human progress. Which means that the cartoonist is say that WHITE TECHNOLOGY is what leads the human race forward: clearly, a racist position!!!!! I expect to see an apology on Politico as soon as the cyber-mob is ginned up.

Posted by: Nemo at June 09, 2021 11:44 AM (S6ArX)

392 That the "I'm so brave!!!" guy,s narrative is supported by, quote:
- universities
- government departments
- schools
- the mainstream media
- Hollywood
- major political parties, and
- corporations
(unquote) is a clear signal that we have been losing the argument, losing the battle, for a very long time. Our arguments, our logic, our facts are not working, and have not been working for a very long time. Yet we expect them to. Who're the crazies here?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 09, 2021 12:46 PM (K58O6)

393 Melissa Rauch, one of the many of my dream girls of my Tribe--from Jennifer Jason Leigh to Phoebe Cates to Rebecca Schaefer Soleil Moon Frye to Milana Vayntrub.

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (UsbFe)

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