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A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left.There are three things that progressives despise, yea, even four they would destroy: intact, two-parent families, equal enforcement of laws, heartfelt Christian worship, and the innocence of small children. Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury. Being woke won't save you when the woke mob surrounds your house. To feminists, masculinity is toxic because the alpha males ignore them. A wise leader will listen carefully to the advice of John Kerry and then do the exact opposite. Introverts say there's no people like no people. Progressives eat heartily, and then leave before the check arrives. It is better to stick your head in a fishbowl full of angry hornets than to have to listen to the 'Trump said there are fine people on both sides' lie repeated again. "Intellectuals" of the right are always battling last century's foes. (h/t banana Dream) "Public health" is a disguise for all sorts of tyranny and injustice. Progressives love to point at ugliness and say "this is beautiful, and your applause is mandatory." Democrats say "let us fight now", but Republicans tell each other "we will be brave tomorrow." Jim Acosta is puffed up like a balloon full of wind, and Brian Stelter is a potato. Liberals believe that their generosity with other people's money makes them virtuous. Being 'woke' means never having to say you're satisfied. Like a tiny car stuffed full of clowns, so is Joe Biden's White House.
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Prayer Requests: 12/12 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update that she was in the ER with shortness of breath last weekend, and has found she has a blood clot in her lung now. The blood thinner she was on for the clot in her leg wasn’t doing the job, so she is giving herself injections twice a day of enoxaparin sodium. She feels good, mostly. She sends her thanks for prayers and support through her chemo treatments.
12/29 Update: Last week was her last chemo treatment. She still has 4 infusion treatments of Keytruda, which is the immunotherapy drug that is still in clinical trials in the US. She has an appointment on Wednesday with the surgeon to scheduler her mastectomy. She sends thanks for continued prayers and support.
1/19 Update – Katya’s surgery was pushed back to the 28th because she has pneumonia.
2/8 Update – Katya’s pneumonia is getting better, and she has been cleared for surgery. On Thursday, she will have a bilateral mastectomy. Prayers for recovery and continued cancer treatment are requested. In a couple of weeks she will begin radiation therapy.
2/16 Update – Katya sent word that her surgery went great, but she’s had some issues since then. (The blood thinner medication for blood clots caused low blood pressure. Then she was losing blood, which caused dizziness and confusion. She got 4 units of blood, so that seems to be getting better. Her pneumonia and chemo have not helped with all of this, but it is getting better.) The surgeon thinks they got 99% of the cancer during surgery. And she is so happy that the surgery is over! 1/8 – Captain Whitebread requests the means to get an eye exam and some new glasses. His current glasses are 4 years old, and he can see distances fine, but his up-close work is blurry. Since he works around computer screens all day, that’s a big problem. His side jobs have all shut down due to Covid, so he’s barely getting the bills paid now; there is nothing to spare.
2/3 Update – Captain Whitebread sends his thanks to the Horde who have prayed for him and who have contributed. He has received contributions to cover the cost of the exam and new glasses. 1/18 – Pollywog the ‘Ette requests prayers for “Thing From Snowy Mountain”. His sister just passed away from Covid caught due to a suppressed immune system from chemo. His mom is in her 80s and also caught it, leading to hospitalization and was put on a ventilator (although she has been allowed to remain conscious). He needs comfort, physical endurance/strength, and positive human interaction. Prayers for provision and a better job would also be helpful.
2/10 Update – His mom is in rehab, but still on a vent. She is awake and seems stronger, but still fails the breathing tests and the medical people are back to trying to convince him to let her die. Lots of scope for prayer in the situation.
2/18 Update – Thing From Snowy Mountain has been threatened with a lawsuit by his mom’s sister to force him to put her in hospice because she didn’t like the result of a Facetime call she attempted yesterday and has decided his mom is braindead. He has contacted a friend who is an attorney, but needs wisdom, favor, peace, etc. as he works through this attempt to, essentially, kill his mom by someone who should be showing compassion and support. 1/20 – Washington Nearsider requests prayers for his mental and financial stability as he leaves his marital home after several years of debating the issue back and forth. Nearly all of the familial debt is in his name, and he is moving into a one-bedroom apartment with only a mattress and computer. Prayers for his wife that she finds peace and grace, and for his two children (ages six and four) that they come through this difficult time with resiliency, maintaining their joy, and exuberance for life. 2/1 – Hrothgar requests prayers for an upcoming, non-optional, non-trivial surgery on Thursday (2/4/2021), followed by several days in the hospital for follow-up. His original cancer diagnosis (from back in November) remains confirmed, but the follow-up biopsy shows clear margins as of today, for which he is thanking God. He’d also like a prayer for DaughterH as she strives to keep everything on an even keel for him! 2/1 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his buddies Jenny and John, who were moved to hospice care this week. Pray for a peaceful and easy transition to their final rewards. Jenny has been suffering for years from cancer and John found out 6 weeks ago he had giloblastoma. He declined remarkably quickly.
2/8 Update – Jenny passed away on 2/2, and John passed away on 2/6. Both will be sadly missed. 2/3 – Juddgement sends an update. Several months back, he had requested prayers for his brother-in-law, who was undergoing hospitalization for severe depression. There have been issues: medication side effects, misdiagnosis by medical staff, a new rehab facility, new medical caregivers. But with a lot of time, care, and work, his brother-in-law is almost a normal functioning adult. Juddgement is adding on to his house now, to provide a suite so his brother-in-law can maintain a semblance of independence, while they can continue to monitor his recovery. Juddgement sends thanks for your prayers. 2/8 – Weak Geek requests prayers for his father and sister following the death Feb. 6 of his wife and our mother. (It was no shock; she’d been declining for years.) Dad will have to cope with being alone after 60 years of marriage. Sister is highly competent, but will need strength to handle future family emergencies, since Weak Geek lives in another state. 2/9 – Rosasharn requests prayers. Her husband has scarring in his lungs (after getting Covid) and can’t recover. They don’t know how long he has, or if they will be able to see him again. Please pray for her to have the strength to get through this, and when his time comes, that it be peaceful and he is welcomed into Jesus’ arms.
2/10 Update – Rosasharn’s husband passed away on 2/10. Thankfully, she and her daughter were able to visit him before he passed. 2/9 – Diogenes asks for prayers for the family of his mother-in-law, Margaret. She passed away on 2/9, at peace, and in her sleep. She was 98. 2/10 – Prayers are requested for Maggie at The Universal Spectator, who is having a lung biopsy today. 2/19 – Pooky’s Girl requests prayers for Pooky, as he is going to have surgery to correct his deviated septum on 3/9. She is praying that the anesthesia works (he’s had problems with that in the past) and that it helps him breathe better and in turn helps his mental state.
For Healing: 9/23 – Dr_No requests continued prayers for his daughter Megan. She had surgery for cancer earlier, and now has had the 2nd of 12 FOLFOX chemo treatments for her Stage III-C cancer. It’s been rough – fatigue, weight loss, cold sensitivity, jaw pain. She’s losing an average of 6.5 pounds per week now and has lost approximately 25 pounds since her surgery and beginning chemo. Her attitude is terrific despite what she’s going through, but it’ll be a rough slog between now and January.
10/8 Update – Megan was admitted to the hospital for bi-lateral pulmonary embolisms. Luckily, the embolisms responded to treatment. Dr_No says thanks again for sending words up for Megan!
11/18 Update – Megan has had the 6th of 12 chemo treatments. She is still having the symptoms above and reactions to the FOLFOX series. Her mom bought her a pair of Neuropathy gloves, and those seem to help reduce the pain and tingling in her hands. She is still losing 3-5 pounds per week. Dr_No thanks the Horde for the prayers for her.
2/10 Update – Megan had the last of her 12 FOLFOX Protocol chemo treatments on 2/9. She goes to the clinic for removal of her port, and after that, she’ll be on every-three-month follow-up exams. It looks like she is past the worst of it now. Thanks to the Horde for your kind thoughts and prayers sent up for her. It worked! 1/13 – Coelacanth asks for prayers for a friend’s son who was snowboarding and had an accident. He was undergoing spinal surgery last night, and it is feared he may never walk again. His name is Gavin. 2/3 – Sassy requests prayers. She was diagnosed with breast cancer and will undergo a double mastectomy on 2/8. Prayers for strength, mental, physical, and spiritual recovery.
2/10 – Prayers are requested for Vana, who had a scope shoved down her throat into her lungs for a biopsy. Pray for healing and good recovery.
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Wednesday Who Dis: After a decent start in roles in movies such as Baby Doll, Giant, and a biopic of Jean Harlow, Caroll Baker fought with Warner Bros., the studio that held her contract, over appearing in a few movies (adaptions of pulp novels by Erskine Caldwell) that she thought were trashy, the studio refused to let her try out for outside films such as The Three Faces of Eve and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. So she did a lot of TV instead. She also in the 1959 Comedy But Not For Me with Mr. Goodwrench (1970s-1980s), Barry Coe, whose last film was in 1978. His gig as Mr. Goodwrench must have paid pretty well.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (ch6++)
and i'll have Hurley sever me all the soups. excpet tomato and broccoli ones, don't like those.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (4a9Vv)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
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Try running it under hot water. What the hell is Rotel? A cheaper version of Hotel 6?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (vjEnR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Outside. On a camp stove. Send it!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Brand of canned tomatoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)
https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)
Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)
Elitist snobs.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (zExdh)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (nUhF0)
Oh no wait. That's Elizabeth. She and her son look too much alike. He needs to wear less makeup.
Posted by: Resident Joey at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (k4dH2)
Does the dude matter even?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
THIS.
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)
Body armor, if you can't rig a remote control.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (D3Skf)
https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)
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I still don't believe he'll resign. He's royalty. Royalty doesn't resign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
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Grossly unfair to drunken sailors. When their money runs out, they stop spending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (qz18B)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4tN2f)
I think he's just trying to ignore Biden as best as he can.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (ShoSy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (mzC78)
Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury.
As a former drunken sailor, i quit spending when i ran out of money. those fucksticks keep going...
and regarding the lovely Ms. Hurley, what in the ever loving hell was hugh grant thinking? how on earth could you do what he did?
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (Zm+LZ)
Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)
Ok thanks, I didn't catch the Biden part.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4tN2f)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
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Drill holes in the bowls to break the vacuum and use them as colanders.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jonah goldberg at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (DTxSf)
Posted by: Vox at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (GLv8N)
Heh. Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (ShoSy)
Athenians do not fear God; they seek to be God. They believe that heaven reigns not by might, but by glory. The gods rule by acclaim, they say, by that supremacy which strikes mortals with awe and compels emulation. Believing this, Athenians seek to please heaven by making clay gods of themselves. Athenians reject modesty and self-effacement as unworthy of man made in the image of the gods. Heaven favors the bold. And experience, they believe, has borne them out. Bold action preserved them from the Persian twice, brought them empire, and has maintained it since. Athenians are peerless at sea because boldness wins there. The warship accomplishes nothing holding the line but must strike her enemy. Boldness is a mighty engine, friends, but there is a limit to its reach and a rock upon which it founders. We are that rock.
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (EILju)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (JUOKG)
The chicken tortilla soup is a "must buy" every shopping visit.
Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (w7KSn)
For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.
Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)
Always funny when I had long hair...the old italian ladies would all but faint when I used to walk into the Deli back home. Never would let me pay, either.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (D3Skf)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (O+I8R)
I'll have to settle for the tomato as long it comes with a grilled cheese.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (KZzsI)
Scratch matzo ball and tomato, hand me the rest.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (D3Skf)
Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)
"I know it's been soup. But what is it now?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)
Lobster bisque by a mile. But only if I don't have to make it myself.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)
Clearly, we live in alternate universes, where the mile is still recognized.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (F0YaR)
For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.
Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)
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Dolley and I gave up meat completely for Lent.
Sundays aren't part of Lent, though, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (AwYPR)
And you dip the grilled cheese in the tomato soup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (VBf02)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Outside. On a camp stove. Send it!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)
and make sure there is video when you try this. even better if there's empty beer cans laying around too...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)
With my youngest son (turns 3 in April), that to-do list hits a little too close to home.
They just need to add:
wake up in the middle of the night dreaming/crying for 1-2 hours
We love the little guy, but we are exhausted.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (9sa5h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (KZzsI)
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Then rob the restaurant after it closes ... at gunpoint.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (yngc4)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)
Warm it slowly... don't just chuck it on and pump the burner to high.
Could also use the oven and set it for 200, won't boil thus no explosion.
Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (EILju)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)
Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.
Strange, but true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)
Byerly's Restaurant in Minnesota used to serve the best.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (2SdPm)
This is mostly due to found childhood memories I have of my grandmother serving me Campbell's condensed tomato soup if she was taking care of me when I was under the weather.
And Sweet Tomatoes restaurants served a good tomato soup, until the government killed them.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (dKiJG)
Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.
Strange, but true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)
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You try dealing with her shit every day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
As Brian Setzer explained, a woman is a woman but a man ain't nothin' but a male.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (VVEnO)
Want.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (ifmtJ)
Why, I think I'd call nut milk my afternoon delight!
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (qlFIA)
Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:16 AM
In the order I'd try:
Put some ice in the upper bowl, or put the whole thing in the fridge for a few hours.
Gently heat it.
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (aSGq2)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (4I/2K)
Any ideas?
Well, aside from it being great youtube material, maybe bathing it in hot/boiling water for a while?
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (63Dwl)
I reversed looked up the guy..
He looked familiar enough but couldn't place him.
He is staring in a show my daughter and I are watching together..
Marvel's The Runaways..
It's ok and has some SJW crap to it but she wants to watch it with me so we hang out like that.. I don't mind.
Posted by: Blanco at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (mgx4p)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (yvr3o)
Sundays aren't part of Lent, though, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
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Wow, and you've got small kids, right? And need a lot more energy than I do.
**Salutes**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)
FIFY
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (Ht37P)
Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping
Hell, they didn't include ham & bean or bacon & bean soup.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Ht37P)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)
Any ideas?
Well, aside from it being great youtube material, maybe bathing it in hot/boiling water for a while?
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (8erNz)
Shouldn't need to hit boil to get them apart just need to raise the pressure a bit underneath.
Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (EILju)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (ShoSy)
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Agreed, he's definitely avoiding eye contact there. A better man than me, as I would be giving him the bird.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (4a9Vv)
But a good cigar is a Smoke.
-Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)
Embrace the power of AND.
~ Bill Clinton
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (9sa5h)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)
Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.
Strange, but true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)
i have to figure i'd get tired of her shortly after death. unless she's just a board. at which point it'd be once things no longer work...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)
Willowed:
"Never knew that song until U2 played it on the 3rd leg of their Elevation Tour back in Fall 2001 -- in the months after 9/11. Too much of a "war is stupid" song for me. Respectfully disagree with you. Not Marvin Gaye's best work or even close to a masterpiece IMHO.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (mZUr4)"
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I was talking about the whole album, which is dope. Yeah, that's not my favorite individual song, either. But it is a *good* song, and I'll give the dumb message some forgiveness because Gaye was writing about his brother, and he was also bagging on the anti-war protesters, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (0WKYs)
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That can probably be generalized to "public [anything]", "collective [anything]", "social [anything]", etc.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (yngc4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM
Absolutely!
And the grilled cheese needs some dill pickle slices.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Belle Delphine at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (qlFIA)
OM--I'm laughing my ass off at the memes.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (vjEnR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (yQpMk)
The best soup is squash soup with smoked ham bits or crumbled bacon in it. Eaten in the fall or winter, the best time for any hot soup, this is a bowl of awesome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (aSGq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude
Clearly, but Hot and Sour Soup is a strong contender for second.
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (v16oJ)
Nut Milk
is Not Milk
Dairy farmer probably. I hate any milk substitute. An uncanny valley milk situation where my tastebuds expect milk and anything that isn't that my tastebuds send the message that this tastes like ass stop drinking it. My wife is allergic to milk so we always have a lot of substitutes in the refrigerator.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)
That would be my choice. Hungarian Mushroom Soup ftw!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (ShoSy)
It's funny...there is this thing called 'minestrone' which is even more variable than the French Onion stuff.
Some minestrones are magical, some are inedible.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (8erNz)
But a good cigar is a Smoke.
-Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)
Embrace the power of AND.
~ Bill Clinton
A woman is only a humidor?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Vu7A1)
Life without meat is merely existence and not a very good existence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Z+JNA)
Or
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (Z+JNA)
Texas college dorm room standard - Rotel + melted cheese over doritos!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ZLaPN)
But only if you are genuinely hung over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (mzC7
Menudo. Hubs loves that stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)
Psilocybin ftw... in my younger years.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)
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I could have given up oxygen, but I might not have made it 40 days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
But only if you are genuinely hung over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021
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I was tempted to have some of that "menudo" once when I was visiting New Mexico. There was a drugstore on Route 66 in ABQ that served it at their lunch counter. I wasn't hung over, so I passed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (wtvvX)
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What's the saying? No matter how hot the woman, there is always one guy in the world who is tired of her crap.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ve//x)
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (G0vdT)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Try heating it up with a hair dryer. You'll be able to control the heat easier and could also do it outside where if it does pop, no damage.
I have two metal mixing bowls that I learned the hard way not to nest one in the other as it takes a pair of pliers and a lot of cussing to get them apart.
good luck
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (eflyC)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (n/szn)
I have all but perfected a 30 minute, cast iron skillet Venison Stew.
You'd think it spent all day in the pot...but I can cook it on a tailgate with a camping stove.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ht37P)
#BelieveAllHumidors
Posted by: Billy Jeff "The Male Feminist" Clinton at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)
Why settle for one or the other when you can have both.
Posted by: Hermaphrodites United at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (ZLaPN)
Creamy mushroom. Homemade with shittakes and a rich chicken stock, smoked paprika, vermouth and cream.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (ShoSy)
There is a small gasthaus in Vilseck Germany that makes a goulash soup that is as if the angels have come down and personally made it for you. Best Ever!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (wtvvX)
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back when they were safe to visit, the animal kingdom lodge had a buffet that was to die for. and the mulligatawny they had was the best thing on the line, next to the desserts. i gorged myself many a night there and enjoyed every second of it. once upon a time, i even had their recipe. disney chefs didn't mind passing out how it was made if they weren't busy. no clue if they still have the same philosophy.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
Artists and animators can draw a woman and put a dick on her but real world biology and surgery cannot match the art ideal.
Ugly, ugly stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)
What's wrong with a nice sprag or a set of planets?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (63Dwl)
Didn't Vox first advertise itself as the "just the straight facts you can trust unlike all of those other news sites" website?
And within a week, they had been caught in so many errors that it was obvious they were just another lefty hack fake news operation.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ShoSy)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
This is the way
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)
I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
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I'm told that well-made menudo is quite good, but that the poorly-prepared stuff looks like "a bowl of guts" (in the words of a friend of mine).
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (GLv8N)
Elitist snobs.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ch6++)
Liberals have zero sense of the world. They simply believe that things like food exist because they wish it so. Sure, you can now find food in grocery stores but if grocery stores ceased to exist, food will just be some place else and we can get it from there.
Duh.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (KbCG3)
Yum!! Clam chowder with ketchup and oyster crackers smushed into it.
today i learned that ketchup is what makes manhattan style clam chowder red.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (Ht37P)
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Like a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
[h/t classic Ace]
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (yngc4)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (4tN2f)
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (2DOZq)
I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
- -
"Make more chips! Especially Cool Ranch Doritos!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (Ve//x)
You'd think it spent all day in the pot...but I can cook it on a tailgate with a camping stove.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ht37P)
Wow, impressive. May need to drop by your neck of the woods some day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (VBf02)
I love all those soups the same, except for lentil, which I only kinda like.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (lgiXo)
I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)
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"Why haven't I been getting my daily bag of Fritos? We gotta look into this!"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (GLv8N)
It has a lot to do with the meat and the pasta.
Its odd, Campbell's makes two versions: the condensed soup version is terrible, but the chunky soup version is really good.
I remember way back when Campbell's used to have cool interesting soups like Mulligatawny. Now they have like 5 and they cost a fortune.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (KZzsI)
I've mentioned before, my wonderful wife, MJ, has for decades lived with a disfiguring and debilitating health problem. It has lessened and worsened but never gone away. Suddenly, night before last, it has become very much worse than it has ever been.
She is not in pain, and is in good spirits, which has kept me able to pray more than panic. Seems to have stabilized, and we hope for her getting better now.
Although I weary of "better" and not "well." Do you think the lepers whom Jesus cured merely got somewhat better? Do you think he gave the blind man only sorta-fuzzy vision? He didn't just turn water to wine, he made the best wine. Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.
Mark 9:23-24
Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (eflyC)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)
Any ideas?
Whatever you do, DO NOT put a lid on it, and then tape is all down with a electronic clock on the side.
Sure, they authorities will take it off your hands, but they will not be happy about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (axyOa)
I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
- -
"Make more chips! Especially Cool Ranch Doritos!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (Ve//x)
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"Give China $5 billion and more favorable trade relations to increase slave labor output in our ally's borders."
-EO written by Twitter addict now in charge of trade policy, signed by Autopen
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
/Fallacies 10:6-9
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody
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Liz Hurley has never struck me as the virago or termagant type. Of course Hugh might have had other problems with her, such as a lack of interest on her part in, ah, certain variations.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (yvr3o)
heat it up, but not too much.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (eflyC)
Are you a minority?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)
Disagree. After years of close proximity to drunken sailors after weeks and months at sea -- they stop spending when they run out of money.
The US Government and Congress --not so much.
And that Helen Thomas thing. -- I was sober.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (u82oZ)
Cereal.
Discuss.
Posted by: Jonah goldberg at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (DTxSf)
So is cereal a soup, stew or chowder?
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (e/Xl4)
Trump ate soup.
Soup is racist.
Soup is only consumed by white supremacists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (3H9h1)
This was difficult to predict, as it was launched by some of the worst lying hard left extremists in the pundit business.
Oh wait, never mind. Everyone saw it coming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Justsayin' at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Fs5vw)
Artists and animators can draw a woman and put a dick on her but real world biology and surgery cannot match the art ideal.
Ugly, ugly stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)
This is kind of an interesting theory, actually. Late 90s, early 00s entertainment was a total wasteland so millennials went big on Japanese imports. And it's millennials that are pushing a lot of this nonsense...
Also, being a very traditionalist and homogeneous culture, Japan and takes gender roles a lot more seriously than the Americans ever did.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Soup White Guy at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (ofYez)
No way I was risking their Thom Kah for some pussy.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Ht37P)
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)
My mom made sauerkraut soup. Her best was probably cabbage borscht. She also made a sorel soup i liked.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: sultanas at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
I was in Mexico once with some friends, and I wanted to prove to them I could eat a bowl of menudo along with them, so I ordered some. gawd, the smell! But I resolved to do it anyways, it was a matter of honor, so I swallowed a spoonful. Then, the oddest thing - I said to myself "okay time for the second spoonfull" and I put the spoon in the bowl, fully intending to do it... But my hand just flat out refused. I ordered my hand "come on, we got to do this!" but it only lifted a couple inches, and said "nah brah I ain't doing this." I tried a little bit more but realized the effort was useless so I gave up and took a mouthful of super hot sauce to wash the taste out of my mouth instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: LASue at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (D0r5+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (0WKYs)
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
assuming the top bowl is empty
I would fill the top bowl.with uce
fill a basin in the sink with hot water
put the two bowls in
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody
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"Chips? Jill, whatever happened to those great taco-flavored Doritos?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (nUhF0)
Never had enough salt though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Well no guy likes her because of her brain. I'm guessing she's more annoying than nails on chalkboard but she sure is nice to look at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (2DOZq)
Prayers up.
Almighty God, Abba Father, please demonstrate your power through absolute healing and comfort for MJ and her husband. May Your will be done, in all things, gracious Father. Amen.
Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (9sa5h)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)
And the Sorels keep your feet warm, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: dantesed at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (gmo/4)
I wonder if Lisa's call to Free Tibet is still in that one episode of The Simpsons on Disney+?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (lgiXo)
Fritos or Doritos?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)
knowing that braindead fuckstick, he's expecting Funions...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: mindful webworker
prayers for MJ
Is it an autoimmune thing?
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
This is the way
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)
Damned right it is!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (axyOa)
One of these days I'm going to be down to plain rice crackers and waterPosted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)
Horde Mind 149 comments apart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (u82oZ)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (v3pYe)
choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but
more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.
Mark 9:23-24
Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)
Prayers for your wife and yourself, mw. I get it. I don't know the answer. This side of heaven, I have to walk by faith and not by sight. On the other side- in heaven, we will be whole. Won't that be a wonderful day.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (mzC7
lol
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: physics geek at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (huQJB)
******
If ever there was a word crying out for a limerick, THAT is it!!
Posted by: Muldoon
Mulligatawny something something
Take my money!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (Z+JNA)
So pleased that the 'ettes are getting equal treatment.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (sd8p8)
It can be quite good... We make it in the Summer from our garden produce
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Zmnko)
Any ideas?
...
If they were actually welded this could happen, but they aren't actually welded together, right? It's a seal created by water around the rim and the internal vaccum?
I think it's unlikely you'd get anything more than a little "pop" but you could heat them up outdoors on a camp stove if you want to be safe.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Modern Artist at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Vu7A1)
I actually refused to date a really cute Thai chick because her parents owned the best Thai place in town.
Are you 100% sure that was a chick?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (sjdRT)
Fritos or Doritos?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)
"Don't worry, we'll make more."
- Jay Leno
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Challenge accepted.
There was a young fellow from Pawnee,
Ate nothing but mulligatawny.
He said, "not to worry
My farts smell like curry,
And the ladies all find me quite brawny."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)
What an awful statement.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (45fpk)
Same here. Plain soy milk is an ok substitute for things where the fat content doesn't matter, like in mashed potatoes. No substitute works for something like making gravy so she just doesn't get to have that.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (ifmtJ)
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"I can feel the power in my loins!"
-Colonel Kurtz in Milius' original ending
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
Even more, a VOX without Matty Iglesias because they considered him too rightwing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (1lKRm)
Although I weary of "better" and not "well." Do you think the lepers whom Jesus cured merely got somewhat better? Do you think he gave the blind man only sorta-fuzzy vision? He didn't just turn water to wine, he made the best wine. Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.
Mark 9:23-24
Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)
Mindful webworker--we must remember that our God is not a small god. We are to petition our God knowing He has infinite power and mercy.
I'll join you in praying for complete healing for your wife.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (2DOZq)
[h/t classic Ace]
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (yngc4)
Fun fact: This was ace's description of Donald Trump's debate performance from 2016.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (y+09W)
Posted by: David French at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (OS7Il)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (LRqEG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (u82oZ)
Waiter, I'll NOT have what he is having.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)
In our thoughts
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (4I/2K)
I like Almond Milk.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (45fpk)
I think it's unlikely you'd get anything more than a little "pop" but you could heat them up outdoors on a camp stove if you want to be safe.
Posted by: TexasDan
See #15.
Something about Texans and explosions. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (VBf02)
"It is not terrorism, because most of it happened after dark" ... This is just absurd, but they laugh, because they know the system is rigged, and they can hand wave away real terrorism, and then charge Trump with a PsyOp to "break into the capitol" which their media absurdly claims is Trump's Insurrection Army. --
They laugh and laugh like drunken clowns, because there are only a handful in power, not in on the DeepState overthrow of our Republic. They want us trapped in arguing with their absurd statements, while they march their agenda forward like tanks, over our peaceful arguments.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (Zmnko)
Took me a second to get my mind out of the gutter to understand what it meant.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (fVmoC)
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (lgiXo)
Province Hotel in downtown Grand Forks, B.C. Very good Russian food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (mzC78)
Never had enough salt though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Ve//x)
You got salt?? Look at Mr. Moneybags with his salt over there. Would have killed for a grain of salt. We had to season our water soup with urine.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (RGRIY)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)
My mom made sauerkraut soup. Her best was probably cabbage borscht. She also made a sorel soup i liked.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)
god, reminds me of a shore leave in Pusan. the russians in one section of town had so many pots of it going you could smell it in the cab. i had the guy pull over so i could get some. fairly certain at least half the guys were russian mob, mid 90s Pusan, but since i just wanted borscht, they didn't even give me a hard time.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)
Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)
Ok thanks, I didn't catch the Biden part.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4tN2f)
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LOL. Quod Erat Demonstradum.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (yngc4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 24, 2021 11:51 AM (5HBd1)
Yeah... I mean I guess I can see getting annoyed with Liz Hurley but I can't see sleeping around on her, and even if I did, I cannot comprehend finding the most hideous freak of a trash level hooker imaginable. She was one step out of a slaughterhouse, he had to be her only client of the week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:51 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (DzhEB)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)
Linux. Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (mzC78)
Something about Texans and explosions. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (Z+JNA)
...
I didn't say video it, because I assumed that was understood.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (VBf02)
Posted by: jasonj at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (4Tpar)
Posted by: Javems at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)
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+1
Also, Split Pea Soup -- both with ham.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (yngc4)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (OssQ4)
Though his girlfriend was very much brawny
He thought he was done,
shot a great hole in one
And said "you can take a mulligan, Tawny!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jen the original
Lose Edge. It's as bad as that damn Clippy thing.
Clear history and cache.
I'm not having any issues with Explorer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)
Do you want a search engine or a browser?
Just type the appropriate address in the url box.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)
Type www.startpage.com into your address bar, don't search for it, just go directly to it in your browser? Does that work? If so, download the Brave browser and use that.
let me know if that works for you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)
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She was totally in love with Cory Booker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Zmnko)
Yeah... I mean I guess I can see getting annoyed with Liz Hurley but I can't see sleeping around on her, and even if I did, I cannot comprehend finding the most hideous freak of a trash level hooker imaginable. She was one step out of a slaughterhouse, he had to be her only client of the week.
I assumed his choice reflected some sort of dry English humor I don't get.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (cF8AT)
Drunken Sailors only spend their OWN Money, the Government not only spends yours, but spends money that does not even exist yet.
Posted by: Romeo13, former Inebriated Nautical Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (O+I8R)
No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate. Most of you 'ettes would not think much of him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)
Brave Sir Robin 1, Perfect vacuum, 0:
I heated the pot gently, then filled the bowl with ice. Still didn't budge, so I got a putty knife and my BFH, and gently tapped around the seam until I could hear the air rushing in.
VOILA!!
Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2021 11:55 AM (XUnia)
Just no excuse to stay indoors.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2021 11:55 AM (sd8p8)
https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6
Stupid bint.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (cF8AT)
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Using her as an example, women can't go out in the world alone because they cause damage wherever they go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)
Gives Dyson the side-eye.
Posted by: Mother Nature at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (HaL55)
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)
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Apparently, not as sultry as Divine Brown's.
WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (yngc4)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (oQ94s)
- -
The real question is - is the food still good?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021
***
It won't let you go to the address bar and type in "duckduckgo.com"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (LvTSG)
Totally. Not a paid beard at all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (VBf02)
Mark 9:23-24
Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)
mindful webworker, my heart goes out to you and your wife. I will pray for MJ, as well as the rest of the horde, for God's abundant love and healing. I have been wrestling with this seeming inaction on God's part for some time, and all I can say is he is working things out in His time because he does in fact have a plan, we just don't know what it is.
Also, Psalms 22:1 helped me have some perspective: If Christ on the cross (paying for my sins with his blood) could utter those words, then I can make it through whatever I am dealing with, because He conquered death.
Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (+X9Vs)
Well except for covid being g fake news no worse than the yearly flu I think total deaths in US will be over 650 000
Posted by: Proud Moderate at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (hv7OO)
Is your modem on?
Is it sending/receiving data?
Does restarting help?
Can you explain how all of this is connected to white supremacy and how we can use this as a lesson towards practicing antiracism?
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (eVr1H)
Posted by: Sal at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (duS67)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (RGRIY)
Luxury. Urine was all we had to eat. So we would eat our soup, piss into the soup bowl, and eat it again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (y+09W)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (Ve//x)
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Of course, as soon as I pressed Post, a great phrase by a second-tier blogger popped into my mind: "The shame is part of the kink."
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (yngc4)
***
Chunky - a limerick
There once was a man named McBain
Who thought shaving was really a pain
His mustache is so thick
'Cause his hair grows so quick
That eating soup has become quite a strain
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (m45I2)
Brave Sir Robin 1, Perfect vacuum, 0:
I heated the pot gently, then filled the bowl with ice. Still didn't budge, so I got a putty knife and my BFH, and gently tapped around the seam until I could hear the air rushing in.
VOILA!!
Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)
so you ignored the advice on filming the "toss it in a campfire with lots of empty beer cans laying around" advice?
i am disapoint. i was hoping for a viral video out of this...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)
What an awful statement.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (45fpk)
There is where you can see one of the differences between men and women. Most men see that as just an innocuous throwaway statement.
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (2DOZq)
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Kamala Harris has the come yawn look.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)
You don't understand. The crocodile was supposed to eat her last.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (fLVm1)
Maybe she was the only class of hooker he could get to do the horrible twisted stuff he needed to get off by that point in his debauched and corrupted life. Like the rock star who says after a while a threesome with teen groupies gets boring and you have to mix things up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Who thought shaving was really a pain
His mustache is so thick
'Cause his hair grows so quick
That eating soup has become quite a strain
The goggles do nothing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)
That's an understatement.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (Ve//x)
The Obama people should be very thankful Trump ended her career and control over the party.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (J9vKd)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Shhhh. We like the limericks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (fLVm1)
For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.
Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)
Plus, it's Ember Wednesday in Lent. So, yeah- meatless. And don't forget Saturday, as well.
Posted by: Sal at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (duS67)
I've been doing the grocery delivery to take some pressure off Lady YD, since she's not medically cleared to drive at the moment.
I *love* it. The groceries just go on my doorstep, and I don't have to go to the store, and wander around aimlessly for hours trying to find stuff, and getting nasty looks from Karen for eschewing my Liberty Muzzle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (0WKYs)
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Here's the thing, Ms. Hurley. You'd possibly be even more appealing, especially as you age and wore age-appropriate clothing.
See also: Monica Bellucci
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)
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Whenever you see a super hot chick, just know that somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: saxinis at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (NFxwz)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
You're going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (VBf02)
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Best Friend and Hubby? Best Friend and Hunk?
Power of AND?
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (yngc4)
Posted by: Ashamed libetal at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JB1000 at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (Kf5r9)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)
That's an understatement.
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OMG! Yeah, understatement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (YYlyE)
I bought some new headphones for the pc so I decided to buy a headphone
amp and converter. Got 'em hooked up this morning and am now approaching
deafness.
I'll occasionally hook up my Focusrite USB interface to listen to some good music. It makes a noticeable improvement in the sound quality.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (HaL55)
See also: Monica Bellucci
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)
Both women actually can pull off still wearing bikinis and sexy clothes. Damn few their age can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (ifmtJ)
***
Didn't he turn out to like cock?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (Kt1w/)
Brits hit from both sides of the plate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (VBf02)
There once was a man known as Hugh
At a restaurant in Kalamazoo
When they served up his meal
He said, "Hey what's the deal!"
"Waiter, there's a hare in my stew!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (YYlyE)
What the world needs these days is a good four-dollar revolver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (3H9h1)
This is how the left looks at all Western Civ ... "once we force you to become obedient serfs, you'll almost forget why you thought you loved your liberty". They really believe in making you love Big Brother, and are in the stage where they force us to believe 2+2=5. (CO2 nonsense, men in women's sports, 'Biden won and is a deep-thinking honest man' lies, Trump's Insurrection, Trump Russia, Plandemic, on and on)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (Cus5s)
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I'd rather goof around with Thermite than super heated/pressured steam. Oh and, my wife might miss her Martha Stewart cookware.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (7Fj9P)
Mr. Johnson, an unfortunate guy
Had bad luck and didn't know why
At a restaurant mishap
Spilled some broth in his lap
"Waiter! There's a soup in my fly!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (oAY8z)
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This is sort of the same thing that amuses me about Naomi Wolfe coming out and saying OH NOES MY FREEDOMS!!!
I guarantee she voted for Biden. I also guarantee she supports sweeping and absolute gun control, and believes Christian White Nationalist Supremacists shouldn't be allowed to post online.
But her ox was gored by the things she helped set into motion in the 90s, so now it's all OH NOES MY FREEDOMS
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (HaL55)
Huh? What?
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (AwYPR)
Click.
There has to be better out there. I am about to volunteer my time for free because I KNOW I could de better.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (flINI)
As I recall both ended in disaster, with Red Jacket's owner molesting his daughter and Gunsmoke the owner busted for running illegal guns to rich clients.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
And I'm not part of The Tribe, so matzoh ball is out. And only dirty vegan hippie liberals eat lentil soup, so scratch that too.
But I love me some good lobster bisque. And French Onion is my all-time fave.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (X1Iup)
Posted by: Sal
Not Catholic, but the one thing I miss from growing up? The Catholic Church by our house would do a fish fry and mostacholi dinner every Friday. Open to all. Fish was done like McDonald's fish sandwiches. I'm assuming it was put on by the KoC as a way to make money for the Church and school.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (Z+JNA)
But her ox was gored by the things she helped set into motion in the 90s, so now it's all OH NOES MY FREEDOMS
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (Kt1w/)
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Even better, she'll vote for Harris in 2024 because we can't let that violent, racist who bungled covid Ron DeSantis into power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (oAY8z)
Strangely appropriate, Kari
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ifmtJ)
ROLLING STONE: Bruce Springsteen DWI, reckless driving charges dismissed
Of course, of course....
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Like John Cleese dedicating his life to tearing down everything British and promoting hard left causes, then weeping that England isn't England any longer. Yeah that rake will pop up and hit your face when you stomp on it, dipstick
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)
ROLLING STONE: Bruce Springsteen DWI, reckless driving charges dismissed
Of course, of course....
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
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He's somebody. He's not little people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (mzC7
The FP-45
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
***
I see you're familiar with their work.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)
As I recall both ended in disaster, with Red Jacket's owner molesting his daughter and Gunsmoke the owner busted for running illegal guns to rich clients.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
I never get to go to those fun gun stores. Mine just sell boring normal firearms and make me go through all legal paperwork to get my noisemakers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)"
Exactly this.
Of course, I have done this in a commercial kitchen, lacking a camp stove many years ago.
Don't do that.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (CtltA)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
***
I see you're familiar with their work.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (Kt1w/)
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"This is a dangerous time that brings deep questions to the fore, I'll admit, but we can't risk our future on a Republican because they are just icky."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
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I doubt Joey can just get up from his sleepy-bye time, jog on down to the Nuke Room in his footsie pajamas and set off Armageddon. If he were to order such, they can just do like they did President Trump and ignore him.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (KX5Wh)
When I was a kid, my dad jammed a bad reload in the barrel of a .38 SPL he had *just* bought little Joe Mannix for Chanukah.
Took it to Gunsmoke. They drilled it out, and did a fine job, but they made Joe wait like two months for his gun, because of their backlog. Sad!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (0WKYs)
Posole is something Inspector really misses with being on keto.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (1lKRm)
As cynical and non-spiritual as I can be, I still deep down believe in redemption.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (Ve//x)
BFH - a limerick
An old man from South Ala-bammer
(A handyman with no time for glamour)
When something was stuck
Said, don't trust you luck
Go and get a Bigger F**kin' Hammer
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)
What use do we have for them? It's fine for them to fight the regime in their own way but these people are too unstable and dangerous to incorporate into our forces.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)
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Let them in, but they don't get leadership positions in anything. They start at the very bottom and stay there.
She can tweet all day about how awful Biden's administration is, but she doesn't get to print at The Federalist, and any e-zine she starts gets no direct support from us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)
That's an understatement.
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OMG! Yeah, understatement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)"
I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)
This must be investigated thoroughly.
@wjz 8m
'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos
https://tinyurl.com/y83l5v3d
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
As cynical and non-spiritual as I can be, I still deep down believe in redemption.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (Ve//x)
***
Same here.
I still want to know how she feels about freedom.
I'm betting she's against it. HER'S, sure, but not yours.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (Kt1w/)
Biden ordered flags half mast for the Grim Milestone of 500k presumed deaths to the Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)
'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos
https://tinyurl.com/y83l5v3d
*****
(HQ comment section goes dead for the next two minutes)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (y08AY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)
That's an understatement.
--
OMG! Yeah, understatement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)"
I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)
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Again, Understatement. Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6
Stupid bint.
Posted by: Tami
Ha!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (VVEnO)
I see these and the first thing I think is "it's probably fake."
Funny, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (y+09W)
"Extended mag for a Hi-Point" tells me you're the kind of man of distinction I tip my hat to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
...
She's consoling herself with all the $$$ from free publicity I assume.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)
- -
I am unaware, and it sounds as though I'm better off that way.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Kt1w/)
Always funny when I had long hair...the old italian ladies would all but faint when I used to walk into the Deli back home. Never would let me pay, either.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (D3Skf)
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Act less white! Be better, garrett ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (yngc4)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)
I feel just as comfortable in a tux as I do in a pair of worn out jeans.
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (Z+JNA)
"Extended mag for a Hi-Point" tells me you're the kind of man of distinction I tip my hat to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)
...
Nothing says "positive outlook on life" like betting on an extended mag for a Hi Point.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Aashi)
But it only works if everyone involved has a lot of skin in the game, which is why the left side needs to feel the burn from their own bad behavior.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (zcf1k)
What this world needs is a good two dollar room and a good two dollar broom
https://youtu.be/qWkq8_L8F3o
Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)
Anyone know if that's right?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Kt1w/)
SCOOP: Buffalo Public Schools claims "all white people" perpetuate systemic racism and forces kindergarteners to watch a video of dead black children warning them about "racist police and state-sanctioned violence."
I've obtained whistleblower documents that will shock you....
Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yde6jkln
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
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...and does this "hot mom" have a screen name? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)
I saw a pic on outkicks story about it.
I was not impressed, so unsure how she is pulling in that kind of $$$.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (9mfKN)
When things got bad (or looked bad) in Viet Nam he volunteered for the Swift boats as our command was going back to the states for a refit in the Yard in Bath, ME and that wouldn't get him the cred he would need to become a Senator.
He was one of those put in charge that all all gung-ho and ready to go at "them" especially when the risk is actually mild. As we can see by the awards of Purple Hearts by the Commander (him) and the repudiation by his crew.
Then his handlers realize that service in Viet Nam was not a vote winner so he formed/joined the VVAW. (end part 1)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (VBf02)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Kt1w/)
I think the site is OnlyFans.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (y+09W)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (Kt1w/)
SCOOP: Buffalo Public Schools claims "all white people" perpetuate systemic racism and forces kindergarteners to watch a video of dead black children warning them about "racist police and state-sanctioned violence."
I've obtained whistleblower documents that will shock you....
Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yde6jkln
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
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The people of Buffalo will do nothing to change this because running for school boards is hard, and complaining about it is racist. Instead, all white children raised in that school system will grow up convinced that they are perpetual sinners with no ability for redemption. That's going to make a lot of racists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)
*shifty eyes*
I DID say she was a debauched pervert....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)
I would cheerfully participate in the black market to get around this, but recognize that raising illicit meat is a lot more difficult than brewing illicit hootch.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (dfRN6)
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Do tell...
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (O+I8R)
During the Crimean War, the charge of the light brigade nearly wrecked the British Army. Not the actual charge, but Kipling's account thereof.
I sincerely hope we of the MAGA nation are not underestimating the negative effects of the January 6 charge of the DumbAss Brigade.
Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esquire at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (9X60i)
The carbines are actually good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)
On the two pots stuck together. Heat 'em in oven to an even 200 degrees. Give it a good 30 minutes, so they're universally "heat-soaked" throughout.
Remove, and now dump about 2 or 3 lbs. of Dry Ice into the open, upper pot. It'll quickly and dramatically cool, and as it does so, it'll also shrink a bit, maybe even as much as 1/64th in. across the diameter. The still hot lower pot will remain hot and at full-expansion. The difference in dimensions is all that it'd take to effect a vent of the trapped near-vacuum within, and thus separating the pots.
Good luck!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Kt1w/)
No the Red Jacket extended mag just looks that way.
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (y08AY)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (fbHXO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (H5knJ)
Well, as long as we're making comparisons:
Greenwald > Wolf.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (y+09W)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Kt1w/)
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I made it a good 20 seconds.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (yngc4)
He was part of the problem.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (u82oZ)
According to the article she goes by Mrs Pointdexter and has an OnlyFans. I'm not going to dig any deeper, but that should get you where you want to go.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (HaL55)
Hurry
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (fbHXO)
He next shows up as the junior Senator from Mass. With help from Heinz heiress and Teddy Kennedy. And there he remained. He's a mediocre place filler of the upper class. He does what he's told when he's told and has few thoughts on his own.
He's what JFK jr. would probably have been. (note his selection had a lot to do with his similarities to John Kennedy) /end part 2
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (z96ye)
How To Get Down Off An Elephant - a limerick
Almond milk's the new non-dairy treat
The advertisements say it can't be beat
But the almond rancher's rant
"Gosh darn it, I just can't
Get my fingers 'round that tiny little teat!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (m45I2)
heat it up, but not too much.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24,
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Haha, this comment....
Thou shalt heat it it up, not too hot shalt thou heat it, not too little shalt thou heat it. Heating it to explosion is right out. Heat it not too much.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:23 PM (IDhUW)
I put Naomi's Tucker interview on my Facebook page for friends ... not sure what a "coalition" with the left would look like, but happy to applaud them and give them a voice on this vital issue ... like to some of my old friends that are somewhat "leftist". ...
The Bernie fans know "DeepState" screwed them with Hillary and Biden. It is useful to encourage/applaud such awareness of the real threat to our system from these oligarch criminals. DeepState want to keep it left versus right, white versus POC, LGBT versus Christian, etc ... it is really "US versus the DC Cartels" (which are really globalist cartels).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2021 12:25 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:25 PM (IDhUW)
You don't believe me? Check his court decisions.
Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esquire at February 24, 2021 12:27 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:28 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)
Remove the zero. Still pretty good money though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 12:32 PM (1lKRm)
As a Navy vet with 26 years of service, I am incredibly offended by this statement. When we ran out of money, we were smart enough to stop spending and return to the ship!
Posted by: Fyathyrio at February 24, 2021 12:38 PM (sxf6y)
https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)
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I still don't believe he'll resign. He's royalty. Royalty doesn't resign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
I agree with TJM.
Quite the promethean statement dude!
Posted by: browndog at February 24, 2021 12:39 PM (BgMrQ)
the only thing holding the bowls together is the low pressure (vacuum) in the bottom area. That is just the air, the liquids in the lower part may have contracted a little, but it is only the low air pressure that matters. Cooling the upper bowl will just make the air in the vacuum harder to heat up. ... (which I think is what Sir Robin did?) ... so heat that air by heating the lower part ... cooling the upper part doesn't help, it stops the air from heating (expanding). and that's all I have to say about that. ha
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 24, 2021 12:40 PM (EmpwC)
Really miss him but I think he would be embarrassed by this. Time to
move on.
I can't get the podcast to download anymore. IT acts like is is downloading, but there is nothing in the Podcast/Rush folder. Did not want to bother them with a complaint at this time. Not sure what they plan to do with the 24/7 site. I will let mine lapse.
Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2021 12:53 PM (KX5Wh)
There are a lot of suggestions about applying heat. What you want is a temperature differential.
You could pour ice water into the top pot. Given that at the line of contact, it is just a single thickness, while the bottom pot's rim is at least two thicknesses (rolled over on itself), it is more likely to quickly respond to the cold all the way through.
You could do both, cool the top and warm the bottom.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 24, 2021 02:11 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: U.S. Citizen Who Supports The PIEOTUS at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (+nWCH)
This is, and in all its forms always has been, a vile calumny against drunken sailors who are, after all, spending their own money.
Posted by: Dodd at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (xiWk9)
Posted by: David Prince at February 24, 2021 04:47 PM (hjuAg)
No mountain of admitted guilt, nor even self immolation will ever be enough for the truly woke.
Posted by: P. Dawg Knight at February 24, 2021 08:37 PM (1ypKD)
Posted by: obsidian at February 26, 2021 12:30 PM (7+yqP)
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