The Morning Rant

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MORE PROVERBS FOR OUR TIME

A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left.
--(Ecclesiastes 10:2)

There are three things that progressives despise, yea, even four they would destroy: intact, two-parent families, equal enforcement of laws, heartfelt Christian worship, and the innocence of small children.

Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury.

Being woke won't save you when the woke mob surrounds your house.

To feminists, masculinity is toxic because the alpha males ignore them.

A wise leader will listen carefully to the advice of John Kerry and then do the exact opposite.

Introverts say there's no people like no people.

Progressives eat heartily, and then leave before the check arrives.

It is better to stick your head in a fishbowl full of angry hornets than to have to listen to the 'Trump said there are fine people on both sides' lie repeated again.

"Intellectuals" of the right are always battling last century's foes. (h/t banana Dream)

"Public health" is a disguise for all sorts of tyranny and injustice.

Progressives love to point at ugliness and say "this is beautiful, and your applause is mandatory."

Democrats say "let us fight now", but Republicans tell each other "we will be brave tomorrow."

Jim Acosta is puffed up like a balloon full of wind, and Brian Stelter is a potato.

Liberals believe that their generosity with other people's money makes them virtuous.

Being 'woke' means never having to say you're satisfied.

Like a tiny car stuffed full of clowns, so is Joe Biden's White House.



Thank Heavens We're In The Very Best of Hands:

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Because You Don't Need To Buy Food:

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.


Prayer Requests:

12/12 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update that she was in the ER with shortness of breath last weekend, and has found she has a blood clot in her lung now. The blood thinner she was on for the clot in her leg wasn’t doing the job, so she is giving herself injections twice a day of enoxaparin sodium. She feels good, mostly. She sends her thanks for prayers and support through her chemo treatments.
12/29 Update: Last week was her last chemo treatment. She still has 4 infusion treatments of Keytruda, which is the immunotherapy drug that is still in clinical trials in the US. She has an appointment on Wednesday with the surgeon to scheduler her mastectomy. She sends thanks for continued prayers and support.
1/19 Update – Katya’s surgery was pushed back to the 28th because she has pneumonia.
2/8 Update – Katya’s pneumonia is getting better, and she has been cleared for surgery. On Thursday, she will have a bilateral mastectomy. Prayers for recovery and continued cancer treatment are requested. In a couple of weeks she will begin radiation therapy.
2/16 Update – Katya sent word that her surgery went great, but she’s had some issues since then. (The blood thinner medication for blood clots caused low blood pressure. Then she was losing blood, which caused dizziness and confusion. She got 4 units of blood, so that seems to be getting better. Her pneumonia and chemo have not helped with all of this, but it is getting better.) The surgeon thinks they got 99% of the cancer during surgery. And she is so happy that the surgery is over!

1/8 – Captain Whitebread requests the means to get an eye exam and some new glasses. His current glasses are 4 years old, and he can see distances fine, but his up-close work is blurry. Since he works around computer screens all day, that’s a big problem. His side jobs have all shut down due to Covid, so he’s barely getting the bills paid now; there is nothing to spare.
2/3 Update – Captain Whitebread sends his thanks to the Horde who have prayed for him and who have contributed. He has received contributions to cover the cost of the exam and new glasses.

1/18 – Pollywog the ‘Ette requests prayers for “Thing From Snowy Mountain”. His sister just passed away from Covid caught due to a suppressed immune system from chemo. His mom is in her 80s and also caught it, leading to hospitalization and was put on a ventilator (although she has been allowed to remain conscious). He needs comfort, physical endurance/strength, and positive human interaction. Prayers for provision and a better job would also be helpful.
2/10 Update – His mom is in rehab, but still on a vent. She is awake and seems stronger, but still fails the breathing tests and the medical people are back to trying to convince him to let her die. Lots of scope for prayer in the situation.
2/18 Update – Thing From Snowy Mountain has been threatened with a lawsuit by his mom’s sister to force him to put her in hospice because she didn’t like the result of a Facetime call she attempted yesterday and has decided his mom is braindead. He has contacted a friend who is an attorney, but needs wisdom, favor, peace, etc. as he works through this attempt to, essentially, kill his mom by someone who should be showing compassion and support.

1/20 – Washington Nearsider requests prayers for his mental and financial stability as he leaves his marital home after several years of debating the issue back and forth. Nearly all of the familial debt is in his name, and he is moving into a one-bedroom apartment with only a mattress and computer. Prayers for his wife that she finds peace and grace, and for his two children (ages six and four) that they come through this difficult time with resiliency, maintaining their joy, and exuberance for life.

2/1 – Hrothgar requests prayers for an upcoming, non-optional, non-trivial surgery on Thursday (2/4/2021), followed by several days in the hospital for follow-up. His original cancer diagnosis (from back in November) remains confirmed, but the follow-up biopsy shows clear margins as of today, for which he is thanking God. He’d also like a prayer for DaughterH as she strives to keep everything on an even keel for him!

2/1 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his buddies Jenny and John, who were moved to hospice care this week. Pray for a peaceful and easy transition to their final rewards. Jenny has been suffering for years from cancer and John found out 6 weeks ago he had giloblastoma. He declined remarkably quickly.
2/8 Update – Jenny passed away on 2/2, and John passed away on 2/6. Both will be sadly missed.

2/3 – Juddgement sends an update. Several months back, he had requested prayers for his brother-in-law, who was undergoing hospitalization for severe depression. There have been issues: medication side effects, misdiagnosis by medical staff, a new rehab facility, new medical caregivers. But with a lot of time, care, and work, his brother-in-law is almost a normal functioning adult. Juddgement is adding on to his house now, to provide a suite so his brother-in-law can maintain a semblance of independence, while they can continue to monitor his recovery. Juddgement sends thanks for your prayers.

2/8 – Weak Geek requests prayers for his father and sister following the death Feb. 6 of his wife and our mother. (It was no shock; she’d been declining for years.) Dad will have to cope with being alone after 60 years of marriage. Sister is highly competent, but will need strength to handle future family emergencies, since Weak Geek lives in another state.

2/9 – Rosasharn requests prayers. Her husband has scarring in his lungs (after getting Covid) and can’t recover. They don’t know how long he has, or if they will be able to see him again. Please pray for her to have the strength to get through this, and when his time comes, that it be peaceful and he is welcomed into Jesus’ arms.
2/10 Update – Rosasharn’s husband passed away on 2/10. Thankfully, she and her daughter were able to visit him before he passed.

2/9 – Diogenes asks for prayers for the family of his mother-in-law, Margaret. She passed away on 2/9, at peace, and in her sleep. She was 98.

2/10 – Prayers are requested for Maggie at The Universal Spectator, who is having a lung biopsy today.

2/19 – Pooky’s Girl requests prayers for Pooky, as he is going to have surgery to correct his deviated septum on 3/9. She is praying that the anesthesia works (he’s had problems with that in the past) and that it helps him breathe better and in turn helps his mental state.


For Healing:

9/23 – Dr_No requests continued prayers for his daughter Megan. She had surgery for cancer earlier, and now has had the 2nd of 12 FOLFOX chemo treatments for her Stage III-C cancer. It’s been rough – fatigue, weight loss, cold sensitivity, jaw pain. She’s losing an average of 6.5 pounds per week now and has lost approximately 25 pounds since her surgery and beginning chemo. Her attitude is terrific despite what she’s going through, but it’ll be a rough slog between now and January.
10/8 Update – Megan was admitted to the hospital for bi-lateral pulmonary embolisms. Luckily, the embolisms responded to treatment. Dr_No says thanks again for sending words up for Megan!
11/18 Update – Megan has had the 6th of 12 chemo treatments. She is still having the symptoms above and reactions to the FOLFOX series. Her mom bought her a pair of Neuropathy gloves, and those seem to help reduce the pain and tingling in her hands. She is still losing 3-5 pounds per week. Dr_No thanks the Horde for the prayers for her.
2/10 Update – Megan had the last of her 12 FOLFOX Protocol chemo treatments on 2/9. She goes to the clinic for removal of her port, and after that, she’ll be on every-three-month follow-up exams. It looks like she is past the worst of it now. Thanks to the Horde for your kind thoughts and prayers sent up for her. It worked!

1/13 – Coelacanth asks for prayers for a friend’s son who was snowboarding and had an accident. He was undergoing spinal surgery last night, and it is feared he may never walk again. His name is Gavin.

2/3 – Sassy requests prayers. She was diagnosed with breast cancer and will undergo a double mastectomy on 2/8. Prayers for strength, mental, physical, and spiritual recovery.
2/10 – Prayers are requested for Vana, who had a scope shoved down her throat into her lungs for a biopsy. Pray for healing and good recovery.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her.

Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

Keep calm and pray on!



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Wednesday Who Dis: After a decent start in roles in movies such as Baby Doll, Giant, and a biopic of Jean Harlow, Caroll Baker fought with Warner Bros., the studio that held her contract, over appearing in a few movies (adaptions of pulp novels by Erskine Caldwell) that she thought were trashy, the studio refused to let her try out for outside films such as The Three Faces of Eve and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. So she did a lot of TV instead. She also in the 1959 Comedy But Not For Me with Mr. Goodwrench (1970s-1980s), Barry Coe, whose last film was in 1978. His gig as Mr. Goodwrench must have paid pretty well.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Soup:

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

2 mofo

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (F0YaR)

3 Elizabeth Hurley and man.

Does the dude matter even?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

4 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (Z+JNA)

5 That's Elizabeth Hurley. But I don't know him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (yvr3o)

6 I'm ready for the 2 day challenge!

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (nUhF0)

7 Best soup? Jewish penicillin - Chicken Noodle

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (Z+JNA)

8 Who Dis: Elizabeth Hurley and someone vaguely resembling Jason Priestly

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (ch6++)

9 top 10 i think.

and i'll have Hurley sever me all the soups. excpet tomato and broccoli ones, don't like those.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (8D42x)

10 John Kerry: a fine example of what I like to call a Toxic Expert.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (4a9Vv)

11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

12 Oh and, French onion by a mile.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)

13 11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
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Try running it under hot water. What the hell is Rotel? A cheaper version of Hotel 6?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (vjEnR)

14 Lobster bisque by a mile. But only if I don't have to make it myself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)

15 Willowed:

I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
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Outside. On a camp stove. Send it!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)

16 And that guy needs to do more shopping. What's he gonna have on Day 2?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)

17 It's chowdah!

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

18 Clam Chowdah

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4I/2K)

19 Yeah I recognize Elizabeth Hurley, one of the loveliest ladies of our time, but I don't know the dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

20 I don't get the "My Mood" dude at the red table. He's pissed?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4tN2f)

21 Try running it under hot water. What the hell is Rotel? A cheaper version of Hotel 6?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Brand of canned tomatoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (Z+JNA)

22 mmm soup!

I like Thai tom yum soup - the clear sour spicy shrimp or chicken soup

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (nUhF0)

23 Any ideas?

Ask in the gun thread.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (H5knJ)

24 Where's the Navy Bean Soup? That's the best.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)

25 More rocks fall on Andrew Cuomo. Now, his harassment is of the sexual variety and reinforces my belief he is resigning soon.


https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)

26 I don't get the "My Mood" dude at the red table. He's pissed?

Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)

27 The fine people at Vox are trying to scare you away from the grocery store, so when they get there, they get dibs on everything and don't have to wait in a long line behind you.

Elitist snobs.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ch6++)

28 Mmmm...soup.

And Liz Hurley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (zExdh)

29 maybe if I examine his photo 4 closely and at length I'll recognize him

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (nUhF0)

30 Elizabeth Hurley's son and some dude.

Oh no wait. That's Elizabeth. She and her son look too much alike. He needs to wear less makeup.

Posted by: Resident Joey at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (k4dH2)

31 Elizabeth Hurley and man.

Does the dude matter even?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

THIS.
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)

32 The best soup is the warm bowl in my hands that I am eating. I just love me some soup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

33 ...There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)


Body armor, if you can't rig a remote control.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (F0YaR)

34 Thom Kha

There can be NO other.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (D3Skf)

35 25 More rocks fall on Andrew Cuomo. Now, his harassment is of the sexual variety and reinforces my belief he is resigning soon.


https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)

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I still don't believe he'll resign. He's royalty. Royalty doesn't resign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (LvTSG)

36 Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury.
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Grossly unfair to drunken sailors. When their money runs out, they stop spending.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (GLv8N)

37 I love clam chowder.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (qz18B)

38 Minestrone, when it's made correctly.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (k4dH2)

39 so Vox wants us to buy more stuff from Amazon?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4a9Vv)

40 20 I don't get the "My Mood" dude at the red table. He's pissed?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (4tN2f)


I think he's just trying to ignore Biden as best as he can.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (ShoSy)

41 Soups? All of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (mzC78)

42 Love the modern provebs, but i take serious issues with the following one:

Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury.

As a former drunken sailor, i quit spending when i ran out of money. those fucksticks keep going...

and regarding the lovely Ms. Hurley, what in the ever loving hell was hugh grant thinking? how on earth could you do what he did?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)

43 Some of those memes have shades of a WeirdDave ONT.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (O+I8R)

44 That style book is funny because it's true.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (Zm+LZ)

45 >>> I don't get the "My Mood" dude at the red table. He's pissed?

Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)

Ok thanks, I didn't catch the Biden part.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4tN2f)

46 11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
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Drill holes in the bowls to break the vacuum and use them as colanders.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (1ISKN)

47 The best soup?
Cereal.
Discuss.

Posted by: Jonah goldberg at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (DTxSf)

48 Still existing despite months of panic porn? Probably time to an hero.

Posted by: Vox at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (H5knJ)

49 Grossly unfair to drunken sailors. When their money runs out, they stop spending.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (GLv8N)


Heh. Good point.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (ShoSy)

50 Spartans are brave but not bold, Athenians are bold but not brave.

Athenians do not fear God; they seek to be God. They believe that heaven reigns not by might, but by glory. The gods rule by acclaim, they say, by that supremacy which strikes mortals with awe and compels emulation. Believing this, Athenians seek to please heaven by making clay gods of themselves. Athenians reject modesty and self-effacement as unworthy of man made in the image of the gods. Heaven favors the bold. And experience, they believe, has borne them out. Bold action preserved them from the Persian twice, brought them empire, and has maintained it since. Athenians are peerless at sea because boldness wins there. The warship accomplishes nothing holding the line but must strike her enemy. Boldness is a mighty engine, friends, but there is a limit to its reach and a rock upon which it founders. We are that rock.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

51 Thanks, Monkey!

Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (EILju)

52 Beef Barley is the best soup.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

53 The lobster bisque at Costco is pretty good, but very rich. We generally cut portions in half.
The chicken tortilla soup is a "must buy" every shopping visit.

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (w7KSn)

54 Argh, that wurst!

For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.

Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

55 That picture of Jesus looks just like me.

Always funny when I had long hair...the old italian ladies would all but faint when I used to walk into the Deli back home. Never would let me pay, either.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (D3Skf)

56 When I want expert advise, I always turn to people who really know what they're talking about, whose opinions I trust: Vox.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (O+I8R)

57 No potato soup?!?!!?
I'll have to settle for the tomato as long it comes with a grilled cheese.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (DB16e)

58 cereal is breakfast soup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (KZzsI)

59 Easier to say which soups I wouldn't eat rather than pick a favorite.

Scratch matzo ball and tomato, hand me the rest.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (ZSK0i)

60 Female Masturbation --> 'Makin' Soup'

is probably one of my favorite George Carlin refs.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (D3Skf)

61 Where's the Navy Bean Soup? That's the best.
Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)

"I know it's been soup. But what is it now?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (mzC78)

62 Oh and, French onion by a mile.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)

Lobster bisque by a mile. But only if I don't have to make it myself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)


Clearly, we live in alternate universes, where the mile is still recognized.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (F0YaR)

63 54 Argh, that wurst!

For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.

Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

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Dolley and I gave up meat completely for Lent.

Sundays aren't part of Lent, though, so I've got that going for me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

64 No liver stew?

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (AwYPR)

65 I'll have to settle for the tomato as long it comes with a grilled cheese.

And you dip the grilled cheese in the tomato soup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (KZzsI)

66 Pho is best soup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (VBf02)

67 Willowed:

I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


Outside. On a camp stove. Send it!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)

and make sure there is video when you try this. even better if there's empty beer cans laying around too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

68 Good morning horde.

With my youngest son (turns 3 in April), that to-do list hits a little too close to home.

They just need to add:
wake up in the middle of the night dreaming/crying for 1-2 hours

We love the little guy, but we are exhausted.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (9mfKN)

69 Yum!! Clam chowder with ketchup and oyster crackers smushed into it.

Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (9sa5h)

70 Senate Bean Soup is really good too. No idea if its remotely related to the US Senate or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (KZzsI)

71 Progressives eat heartily, and then leave before the check arrives.

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Then rob the restaurant after it closes ... at gunpoint.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (yngc4)

72 11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:19 AM (7Fj9P)

Warm it slowly... don't just chuck it on and pump the burner to high.
Could also use the oven and set it for 200, won't boil thus no explosion.

Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (EILju)

73 and regarding the lovely Ms. Hurley, what in the ever loving hell was hugh grant thinking? how on earth could you do what he did?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)


Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.

Strange, but true.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)

74 Everyone knows the best soup is: Wild Rice Chicken soup. All else is folly.

Byerly's Restaurant in Minnesota used to serve the best.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (2SdPm)

75 Soup choice will be tomato for me.

This is mostly due to found childhood memories I have of my grandmother serving me Campbell's condensed tomato soup if she was taking care of me when I was under the weather.

And Sweet Tomatoes restaurants served a good tomato soup, until the government killed them.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ch6++)

76 and make sure there is video when you try this. even better if there's empty beer cans laying around too...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (Z+JNA)

77 No bean soup in the best soup chart? Sacrilege!

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (O+I8R)

78 F Killer Coumo now is accused of Sexual harassment.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (dKiJG)

79 73
Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.

Strange, but true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)

=========

You try dealing with her shit every day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

80 Does the dude matter even?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

As Brian Setzer explained, a woman is a woman but a man ain't nothin' but a male.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (VVEnO)

81 Elizabeth Hurley is a debauched pervert.
Want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (ifmtJ)

82 Why do you bitter clingers have such a problem with nut milk? I drink nut milk nearly every day, and I like to consume it in pretty much any way you could imagine.
Why, I think I'd call nut milk my afternoon delight!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (qlFIA)

83 Willpower:
Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:16 AM


In the order I'd try:
Put some ice in the upper bowl, or put the whole thing in the fridge for a few hours.
Gently heat it.
Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (DMUuz)

84 Liz Hurley is definitive proof Hugh Grant is the dumbest man alive

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (aSGq2)

85 Muligatawny

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:28 AM (4I/2K)

86 There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?


Well, aside from it being great youtube material, maybe bathing it in hot/boiling water for a while?

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (8erNz)

87 Sledge Hammer Kerry!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (63Dwl)

88
I reversed looked up the guy..

He looked familiar enough but couldn't place him.

He is staring in a show my daughter and I are watching together..

Marvel's The Runaways..

It's ok and has some SJW crap to it but she wants to watch it with me so we hang out like that.. I don't mind.

Posted by: Blanco at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (mgx4p)

89 Another good soup is chicken or sausage gumbo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (yvr3o)

90 Dolley and I gave up meat completely for Lent.

Sundays aren't part of Lent, though, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

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Wow, and you've got small kids, right? And need a lot more energy than I do.

**Salutes**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (dfRN6)

91 Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her. putting up with her sh*t.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)

FIFY

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (9mfKN)

92 Sorry but I couldn't post the rest of the quote from the book Tides of War which laid out the differences between bold and brave. When I first read it , it hit me that it is exactly the difference between the Right and the Left .

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

93 >>Elizabeth Hurley is a debauched pervert.
Want.


Enjoy my many Herpes!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (Ht37P)

94 Mushroom soup is the best.

Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)

95 No potato soup?!?!!?

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping


Hell, they didn't include ham & bean or bacon & bean soup.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Z+JNA)

96 81 Elizabeth Hurley is a debauched pervert.

Line forms to the right, dude.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (8erNz)

97 >>Muligatawny


NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Ht37P)

98 A woman is only a woman
But a good cigar is a Smoke.

-Rudyard Kipling

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)

99 86 There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

Well, aside from it being great youtube material, maybe bathing it in hot/boiling water for a while?

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (8erNz)

Shouldn't need to hit boil to get them apart just need to raise the pressure a bit underneath.

Posted by: Inogame at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (EILju)

100 I think he's just trying to ignore Biden as best as he can.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (ShoSy)
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Agreed, he's definitely avoiding eye contact there. A better man than me, as I would be giving him the bird.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (ch6++)

101 Enjoy my many Herpes!

Bill Clinton - the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (8erNz)

102 Mexican hangover soup of tripe.

But only if you are genuinely hung over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (mzC78)

103 Any ideas?


Tire iron.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (axyOa)

104 Soup made with Elizabeth Hurley's bathwater.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (HaL55)

105 I'd also mention Egg Drop soup with Wontons, and I always liked Campbell's Cream of Chicken. Never liked Tomato soup, though.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (4a9Vv)

106 98 A woman is only a woman
But a good cigar is a Smoke.

-Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)

Embrace the power of AND.

~ Bill Clinton

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (9mfKN)

107 Won Ton Phooey

Number One Superguy

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (Vu7A1)

108 Dude pic #3 - very, very, very enjoyable

Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (9sa5h)

109 11.

Explosion is bad?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (n/szn)

110 and regarding the lovely Ms. Hurley, what in the ever loving hell was hugh grant thinking? how on earth could you do what he did?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)

Well, you know what they say: for every attractive girl, there is a guy who is tired of having sex with her.

Strange, but true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:27 AM (ShoSy)

i have to figure i'd get tired of her shortly after death. unless she's just a board. at which point it'd be once things no longer work...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)

111
Willowed:
"Never knew that song until U2 played it on the 3rd leg of their Elevation Tour back in Fall 2001 -- in the months after 9/11. Too much of a "war is stupid" song for me. Respectfully disagree with you. Not Marvin Gaye's best work or even close to a masterpiece IMHO.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 11:18 AM (mZUr4)"

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I was talking about the whole album, which is dope. Yeah, that's not my favorite individual song, either. But it is a *good* song, and I'll give the dumb message some forgiveness because Gaye was writing about his brother, and he was also bagging on the anti-war protesters, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (0WKYs)

112 "Public health" is a disguise for all sorts of tyranny and injustice.

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That can probably be generalized to "public [anything]", "collective [anything]", "social [anything]", etc.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (yngc4)

113 And you dip the grilled cheese in the tomato soup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:26 AM

Absolutely!
And the grilled cheese needs some dill pickle slices.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (DB16e)

114 Pic 5 of Elizabeth: Now that's what I mean by having nice feet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (yvr3o)

115 NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Ht37P)

Stupid soup store.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (4I/2K)

116
Soup made with Elizabeth Hurley's bathwater.

THAT'S MY DEAL OWO!

Posted by: Belle Delphine at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (qlFIA)

117 Prayers for everyone on the Horde: for joy, healing, safety, wisdom, and prosperity.

OM--I'm laughing my ass off at the memes.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (TdMsT)

118 My opinion on Tranny Porn is that it exists on the polemic of Guys With Tits and Chicks With Dicks. CWDs are the Apollonain Ideal. GWTs are the norm. Then there are the freaks who should never be photographed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (vjEnR)

119 You can always tell an extroverted programmer because he looks at your shoes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (yQpMk)

120 Soup is good. Most of them, in fact, rate very highly with me.
The best soup is squash soup with smoked ham bits or crumbled bacon in it. Eaten in the fall or winter, the best time for any hot soup, this is a bowl of awesome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (aSGq2)

121 I'm glad I don't live in Vox Town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (63Dwl)

122 Clam Chowdah

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude

Clearly, but Hot and Sour Soup is a strong contender for second.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (v16oJ)

123 There's a billboard on my in and to work that says:

Nut Milk
is Not Milk

Dairy farmer probably. I hate any milk substitute. An uncanny valley milk situation where my tastebuds expect milk and anything that isn't that my tastebuds send the message that this tastes like ass stop drinking it. My wife is allergic to milk so we always have a lot of substitutes in the refrigerator.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (4tN2f)

124 94 Mushroom soup is the best.

Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)


That would be my choice. Hungarian Mushroom Soup ftw!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (ShoSy)

125 89 Another good soup is chicken or sausage gumbo.

It's funny...there is this thing called 'minestrone' which is even more variable than the French Onion stuff.

Some minestrones are magical, some are inedible.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (8erNz)

126 A woman is only a woman
But a good cigar is a Smoke.

-Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (GLv8N)

Embrace the power of AND.

~ Bill Clinton


A woman is only a humidor?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Vu7A1)

127 I've become very fond of soup. Beef stew is my favorite, made in a slow cooker.

Life without meat is merely existence and not a very good existence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)

128 What's the point to tranny porn? Like seriously do you want to see a naked girl or a naked guy? Pick!

Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)

129 Hell, they didn't include ham & bean or bacon & bean soup.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:30 AM (Z+JNA)

Or boulyabase bully bays boilabit seafood soup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (mzC78)

130 Brand of canned tomatoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (Z+JNA)

Texas college dorm room standard - Rotel + melted cheese over doritos!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (trdmm)

131 Sometimes it dismays me that not even a single member of the left or the Democratic Party is a decent human being or even capable of honesty.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (lgiXo)

132 Morning.

Still 25 minutes left on Criterion's flash sale.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ZLaPN)

133 Mexican hangover soup of tripe.

But only if you are genuinely hung over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:31 AM (mzC7

Menudo. Hubs loves that stuff.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)

134 Mushroom soup is the best.

Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 11:29 AM (6jm4p)


Psilocybin ftw... in my younger years.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (F0YaR)

135 127 Life without meat is merely existence and not a very good existence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)

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I could have given up oxygen, but I might not have made it 40 days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)

136 Mexican hangover soup of tripe.

But only if you are genuinely hung over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021


***

I was tempted to have some of that "menudo" once when I was visiting New Mexico. There was a drugstore on Route 66 in ABQ that served it at their lunch counter. I wasn't hung over, so I passed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (yvr3o)

137 Got Elizabeth Hurley immediately (soooo gorgeous). Did not recognize her son, but figured it was probably a son of hers due to age difference...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (wtvvX)

138 and regarding the lovely Ms. Hurley, what in the ever loving hell was hugh grant thinking? how on earth could you do what he did?

--

What's the saying? No matter how hot the woman, there is always one guy in the world who is tired of her crap.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ve//x)

139 Gazpacho if done right

Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (G0vdT)

140 11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

Try heating it up with a hair dryer. You'll be able to control the heat easier and could also do it outside where if it does pop, no damage.

I have two metal mixing bowls that I learned the hard way not to nest one in the other as it takes a pair of pliers and a lot of cussing to get them apart.

good luck

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (eflyC)

141 Soup beans and corn bread.

(Puts up fists, pugilist-style)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (n/szn)

142 >>I've become very fond of soup. Beef stew is my favorite, made in a slow cooker.


I have all but perfected a 30 minute, cast iron skillet Venison Stew.

You'd think it spent all day in the pot...but I can cook it on a tailgate with a camping stove.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ht37P)

143
#BelieveAllHumidors

Posted by: Billy Jeff "The Male Feminist" Clinton at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (0WKYs)

144 What's the point to tranny porn? Like seriously do you want to see a naked girl or a naked guy? Pick!
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)

Why settle for one or the other when you can have both.

Posted by: Hermaphrodites United at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (ZLaPN)

145 Best soup?
Creamy mushroom. Homemade with shittakes and a rich chicken stock, smoked paprika, vermouth and cream.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (W2Pud)

146 prayers for all the Horde in need

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (nUhF0)

147 That would be my choice. Hungarian Mushroom Soup ftw!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (ShoSy)


There is a small gasthaus in Vilseck Germany that makes a goulash soup that is as if the angels have come down and personally made it for you. Best Ever!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (axyOa)

148 Not sure why exactly, but that 4th photo of her is just.... damn.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (wtvvX)

149 Muligatawny

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back when they were safe to visit, the animal kingdom lodge had a buffet that was to die for. and the mulligatawny they had was the best thing on the line, next to the desserts. i gorged myself many a night there and enjoyed every second of it. once upon a time, i even had their recipe. disney chefs didn't mind passing out how it was made if they weren't busy. no clue if they still have the same philosophy.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:35 AM (8D42x)

150 I've never been a soup lover. I'll eat a bowl but I'll rarely go for seconds.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (lgiXo)

151 My wife would say that to do list is my daily to do list. Except mine uses many, many more swear words and guns; lots and lots of guns!

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)

152 I blame Japanese futanari porn for the rise of trannies and tranny porn.

Artists and animators can draw a woman and put a dick on her but real world biology and surgery cannot match the art ideal.

Ugly, ugly stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)

153 What's the point to tranny porn? Like seriously do you want to see a naked girl or a naked guy? Pick!
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (qlFIA)

What's wrong with a nice sprag or a set of planets?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (mzC78)

154 121 I'm glad I don't live in Vox Town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:32 AM (63Dwl)


Didn't Vox first advertise itself as the "just the straight facts you can trust unlike all of those other news sites" website?

And within a week, they had been caught in so many errors that it was obvious they were just another lefty hack fake news operation.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ShoSy)

155 My wife would say that to do list is my daily to do list. Except mine uses many, many more swear words and guns; lots and lots of guns!
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)

This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)

156 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage" (Fox biz news just a moment ago)

I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)

157 Menudo. Hubs loves that stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
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I'm told that well-made menudo is quite good, but that the poorly-prepared stuff looks like "a bowl of guts" (in the words of a friend of mine).

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (GLv8N)

158 27 The fine people at Vox are trying to scare you away from the grocery store, so when they get there, they get dibs on everything and don't have to wait in a long line behind you.

Elitist snobs.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (ch6++)

Liberals have zero sense of the world. They simply believe that things like food exist because they wish it so. Sure, you can now find food in grocery stores but if grocery stores ceased to exist, food will just be some place else and we can get it from there.

Duh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (KbCG3)

159 69
Yum!! Clam chowder with ketchup and oyster crackers smushed into it.

today i learned that ketchup is what makes manhattan style clam chowder red.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v3pYe)

160 Gazpacho is really tortilla chip dip.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (n/szn)

161 Photo 5, FTW

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (Ht37P)

162 Like a tiny car stuffed full of clowns, so is Joe Biden's White House.

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Like a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

[h/t classic Ace]

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (yngc4)

163 Thank you Mr. OM Gorilla man for quoting my raving mad and often incomprehensible ramblings!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (4tN2f)

164 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage"
Fritos or Doritos?

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)

165 Hugh Grant is a very weird dude with issues.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

166 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage" (Fox biz news just a moment ago)

I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time

- -

"Make more chips! Especially Cool Ranch Doritos!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (Ve//x)

167 I have all but perfected a 30 minute, cast iron skillet Venison Stew.

You'd think it spent all day in the pot...but I can cook it on a tailgate with a camping stove.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:34 AM (Ht37P)

Wow, impressive. May need to drop by your neck of the woods some day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)

168 SOUR CREAM AND ONION SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (VBf02)

169
I love all those soups the same, except for lentil, which I only kinda like.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (0WKYs)

170 Primordial soup.

And so it begins . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (VVEnO)

171 I've had Ukrainian wedding soup that I enjoyed.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (lgiXo)

172 Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage" (Fox biz news just a moment ago)

I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)
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"Why haven't I been getting my daily bag of Fritos? We gotta look into this!"

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (GLv8N)

173 Some minestrones are magical, some are inedible.

It has a lot to do with the meat and the pasta.

Its odd, Campbell's makes two versions: the condensed soup version is terrible, but the chunky soup version is really good.

I remember way back when Campbell's used to have cool interesting soups like Mulligatawny. Now they have like 5 and they cost a fortune.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (KZzsI)

174 Pardon a clumsy request for prayers - for complete healing.

I've mentioned before, my wonderful wife, MJ, has for decades lived with a disfiguring and debilitating health problem. It has lessened and worsened but never gone away. Suddenly, night before last, it has become very much worse than it has ever been.

She is not in pain, and is in good spirits, which has kept me able to pray more than panic. Seems to have stabilized, and we hope for her getting better now.

Although I weary of "better" and not "well." Do you think the lepers whom Jesus cured merely got somewhat better? Do you think he gave the blind man only sorta-fuzzy vision? He didn't just turn water to wine, he made the best wine. Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.

Mark 9:23-24

Thanks for the prayer listings.

Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)

175 Best soup: Rawon

Not even close.

https://bit.ly/2ZLOttv

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (ohOLP)

176 Is anyone having issues with not being able to access websites due to non reposnsiveness of the internet?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (eflyC)

177 Grandpa made Kapusniak - sauerkraut soup.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)

178 I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

Whatever you do, DO NOT put a lid on it, and then tape is all down with a electronic clock on the side.
Sure, they authorities will take it off your hands, but they will not be happy about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (axyOa)

179 166 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage" (Fox biz news just a moment ago)
I'm sure Biden knows what he signed this time
- -

"Make more chips! Especially Cool Ranch Doritos!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:38 AM (Ve//x)

==========

"Give China $5 billion and more favorable trade relations to increase slave labor output in our ally's borders."
-EO written by Twitter addict now in charge of trade policy, signed by Autopen

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (LvTSG)

180 "And a pestilence shall descend over the land, and the people shall hide their faces in their shame. And the duration of the pestilence shall be #thirtydays. And yea the Lord shall exercise his prerogative for indefinite extensions under His Executive Emergency Powers Act. And verily the people shall be sorely vexed."

/Fallacies 10:6-9

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (m45I2)

181 Who wants chowdar?

Lois Griffin


Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

182 What's the saying? No matter how hot the woman, there is always one guy in the world who is tired of her crap.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody


***

Liz Hurley has never struck me as the virago or termagant type. Of course Hugh might have had other problems with her, such as a lack of interest on her part in, ah, certain variations.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (yvr3o)

183 "if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion."

heat it up, but not too much.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Cus5s)

184 176 Is anyone having issues with not being able to access websites due to non reposnsiveness of the internet?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (eflyC)

Are you a minority?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)

185 drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea.

Disagree. After years of close proximity to drunken sailors after weeks and months at sea -- they stop spending when they run out of money.
The US Government and Congress --not so much.

And that Helen Thomas thing. -- I was sober.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (u82oZ)

186 47 The best soup?
Cereal.
Discuss.
Posted by: Jonah goldberg at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (DTxSf)

So is cereal a soup, stew or chowder?

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (e/Xl4)

187 There are too many white bowls of soup. This is a problem and therefore a sure sign of white supremacy and racism.

Trump ate soup.

Soup is racist.

Soup is only consumed by white supremacists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (3H9h1)

188 And within a week, they had been caught in so many errors that it was obvious they were just another lefty hack fake news operation.

This was difficult to predict, as it was launched by some of the worst lying hard left extremists in the pundit business.

Oh wait, never mind. Everyone saw it coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (KZzsI)

189 Not a soup person. Never have been. Same with cereals.

Posted by: Justsayin' at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Fs5vw)

190 152 I blame Japanese futanari porn for the rise of trannies and tranny porn.

Artists and animators can draw a woman and put a dick on her but real world biology and surgery cannot match the art ideal.

Ugly, ugly stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)


This is kind of an interesting theory, actually. Late 90s, early 00s entertainment was a total wasteland so millennials went big on Japanese imports. And it's millennials that are pushing a lot of this nonsense...

Also, being a very traditionalist and homogeneous culture, Japan and takes gender roles a lot more seriously than the Americans ever did.

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (zcf1k)

191 No soup for you!

Posted by: Soup White Guy at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (n/szn)

192 Would it help things if we all publicly refused to go along with the insanity? Or would that just make us targets when we stand up for reality and those around us shrink back in fear?

Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (ofYez)

193 I actually refused to date a really cute Thai chick because her parents owned the best Thai place in town.

No way I was risking their Thom Kah for some pussy.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (Ht37P)

194 Is chili a soup? I make a pot at least 2x a month. Ham and bean about every 3 months. Im cheap. Soup is cheap. We were made for each other.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (DB16e)

195 That first pic of Liz Hurley is probably one of the worst ones I've seen. I know she's gorgeous. That makes her look like she's got bad skin and the angle isn't flattering. Btw, is that really her son?! Yowsa, very good looking.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (O+I8R)

196 177 Grandpa made Kapusniak - sauerkraut soup.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)


My mom made sauerkraut soup. Her best was probably cabbage borscht. She also made a sorel soup i liked.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

197 Put me down as a vote for Gazpacho too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (H5knJ)

198 #1 - Pho (no cilantro)
#2 - French Onion
#3 - Clam chowder
all the others

Posted by: sultanas at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (oAY8z)

199 Menudo. Hubs loves that stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)

I was in Mexico once with some friends, and I wanted to prove to them I could eat a bowl of menudo along with them, so I ordered some. gawd, the smell! But I resolved to do it anyways, it was a matter of honor, so I swallowed a spoonful. Then, the oddest thing - I said to myself "okay time for the second spoonfull" and I put the spoon in the bowl, fully intending to do it... But my hand just flat out refused. I ordered my hand "come on, we got to do this!" but it only lifted a couple inches, and said "nah brah I ain't doing this." I tried a little bit more but realized the effort was useless so I gave up and took a mouthful of super hot sauce to wash the taste out of my mouth instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (trdmm)

200 Verily I say unto thee, Brian Stetler is a thumb.

Posted by: LASue at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (D0r5+)

201 Prayers up for MJ and all the Hordelings in need of them. That list is awfully big now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (HaL55)

202 I started to kind of hate Elizabeth Hurley when she said if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)

203 Chowder

https://youtu.be/2-bbYH_akHg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

204 I don't know... maybe slipping a couple of butterknives in there and twisting in opposite directions, could work?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (0WKYs)

205 11 Willowed:
I need the Hordes help. I rigged up a double boiler out of one of our stainless mixing bowls, and a stainless pot. I had a batch of Rotel in there I was noshing off of for a few days. Apparently after the last batch cooled down, it induced a vacuum that has effectively welded the 2 bowls together. There is still some liquid in the pot, but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?

assuming the top bowl is empty
I would fill the top bowl.with uce
fill a basin in the sink with hot water
put the two bowls in

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (nUhF0)

206 "Make more chips! Especially Cool Ranch Doritos!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody


***

"Chips? Jill, whatever happened to those great taco-flavored Doritos?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (yvr3o)

207 ice

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (nUhF0)

208 We were so poor when I was growing up that we could only afford to eat salt soup.

Never had enough salt though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Ve//x)

209 Mulligatawny.

******

If ever there was a word crying out for a limerick, THAT is it!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)

210 I started to kind of hate Elizabeth Hurley when she said if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself.

Well no guy likes her because of her brain. I'm guessing she's more annoying than nails on chalkboard but she sure is nice to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

211 Better Made - The King of Chips

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Vu7A1)

212 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Horde Mind 149 comments apart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (u82oZ)

213 Tavce Gravce - Balkan Bean Stew

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

214 In troubled times he bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbours into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other then to drag others down to his own state of wickedness. Now the brave man. In dark hours he endures silently, uncomplaining. Reverencing the round of heaven's season, he does what must be done, sustaining himself with the certainty that to endure injustice with patience is the mark of piety and wisdom.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (2DOZq)

215 my wonderful wife, MJ.....

Prayers up.

Almighty God, Abba Father, please demonstrate your power through absolute healing and comfort for MJ and her husband. May Your will be done, in all things, gracious Father. Amen.

Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (9sa5h)

216 My mom made sauerkraut soup. Her best was probably cabbage borscht. She also made a sorel soup i liked.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

And the Sorels keep your feet warm, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (mzC78)

217 Soup is only good if it's homemade not out of a can.

Posted by: dantesed at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (88xKn)

218 Tavce Gravce - Balkan Bean Stew
You can make it without the sausage for Lent.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

219 Remember when the Left loved the call the free Tibet?

I wonder if Lisa's call to Free Tibet is still in that one episode of The Simpsons on Disney+?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

220 Best soup is Oyster stew.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (qH6FZ)

221 As a soup non-lover I do note there is no borscht on that list. That's unfortunate.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (lgiXo)

222 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage"
Fritos or Doritos?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)

knowing that braindead fuckstick, he's expecting Funions...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (8D42x)

223 Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker

prayers for MJ
Is it an autoimmune thing?

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (nUhF0)

224 My wife would say that to do list is my daily to do list. Except mine uses many, many more swear words and guns; lots and lots of guns!
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (gmo/4)

This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)


Damned right it is!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (axyOa)

225 Proper Borscht is amazing, I used to make it back when I could eat cabbage One of these days I'm going to be down to plain rice crackers and water

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

226 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Horde Mind 149 comments apart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (u82oZ)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (GLv8N)

227 139 Gazpacho if done right
piping hot

Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (v3pYe)

228 Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be
choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but
more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.



Mark 9:23-24



Thanks for the prayer listings.

Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)


Prayers for your wife and yourself, mw. I get it. I don't know the answer. This side of heaven, I have to walk by faith and not by sight. On the other side- in heaven, we will be whole. Won't that be a wonderful day.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (45fpk)

229 OT: Apocalypse Now has some damn good writing in it. John Millius was a legend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (ifmtJ)

230 The best soup is chili which isn't a soup. But I like a good 2nd place: matzo ball which I can't make myself and 3rd: homemade gnocchi soup which I can.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (4tN2f)

231 Creamy Wild Rice soup is the best soup on earth... and it is not even close.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (flINI)

232 And the Sorels keep your feet warm, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:43 AM (mzC7

lol

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (lgiXo)

233 Re: the Hurley photos: Hugh Grant might be the stupidest man on the planet.

Posted by: physics geek at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (huQJB)

234 Mulligatawny.

******

If ever there was a word crying out for a limerick, THAT is it!!
Posted by: Muldoon


Mulligatawny something something
Take my money!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (Z+JNA)

235 I have no idea who the male Who Dis is but I have to say that you have outdone yourself this time OM.
So pleased that the 'ettes are getting equal treatment.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (sd8p8)

236 139 Gazpacho if done right

It can be quite good... We make it in the Summer from our garden produce

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Zmnko)

237 but I fear if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion.
Any ideas?


...

If they were actually welded this could happen, but they aren't actually welded together, right? It's a seal created by water around the rim and the internal vaccum?

I think it's unlikely you'd get anything more than a little "pop" but you could heat them up outdoors on a camp stove if you want to be safe.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (ohOLP)

238 Soup is only good if it's homemade not out of a can.

Wanna see some art out of my can?

Posted by: Modern Artist at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (Vu7A1)

239 >
I actually refused to date a really cute Thai chick because her parents owned the best Thai place in town.


Are you 100% sure that was a chick?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (sjdRT)

240 164 "Biden Exec Order to Address Chip Shortage"
Fritos or Doritos?
Posted by: pep at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)

"Don't worry, we'll make more."

- Jay Leno

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (dfRN6)

241 If ever there was a word crying out for a limerick, THAT is it!!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)

Challenge accepted.

There was a young fellow from Pawnee,
Ate nothing but mulligatawny.
He said, "not to worry
My farts smell like curry,
And the ladies all find me quite brawny."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (mzC78)

242 Yes, I pay to have groceries delivered. it's a win for me. I don't have to drive cross town to the store. They lug them up to the house, so less work for me. I don't have to wear the stupid mask. And I help pay someone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 24, 2021 11:46 AM (5HBd1)

243 I started to kind of hate Elizabeth Hurley when she said if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)


What an awful statement.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (45fpk)

244 My wife is allergic to milk so we always have a lot of substitutes in the refrigerator.

Same here. Plain soy milk is an ok substitute for things where the fat content doesn't matter, like in mashed potatoes. No substitute works for something like making gravy so she just doesn't get to have that.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (qc+VF)

245 229 OT: Apocalypse Now has some damn good writing in it. John Millius was a legend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:45 AM (ifmtJ)

==========

"I can feel the power in my loins!"
-Colonel Kurtz in Milius' original ending

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

246 Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (O+I8R)

Even more, a VOX without Matty Iglesias because they considered him too rightwing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (1lKRm)

247
Although I weary of "better" and not "well." Do you think the lepers whom Jesus cured merely got somewhat better? Do you think he gave the blind man only sorta-fuzzy vision? He didn't just turn water to wine, he made the best wine. Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.

Mark 9:23-24

Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)


Mindful webworker--we must remember that our God is not a small god. We are to petition our God knowing He has infinite power and mercy.

I'll join you in praying for complete healing for your wife.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (TdMsT)

248 If you're tired of your very hot girlfriend I would suggest finding another hot girl instead of a manly looking street walker.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (2DOZq)

249 Like a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

[h/t classic Ace]
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:37 AM (yngc4)


Fun fact: This was ace's description of Donald Trump's debate performance from 2016.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (y+09W)

250 Are you 100% sure that was a chick?
Just check her pronouns and its all good.

Posted by: David French at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (qlFIA)

251 >>Are you 100% sure that was a chick?


Yes.

100%. Checked and re-checked.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (OS7Il)

252 I tried to do pickup, but I'd end up having to go inside because the store would be out of stock on items I knew were available.

Posted by: Unkaren at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (LRqEG)

253 And that Helen Thomas thing. -- I was sober.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (u82oZ)


Waiter, I'll NOT have what he is having.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (F0YaR)

254 Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)

In our thoughts

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (4I/2K)

255 Plain soy milk is an ok substitute for things where the fat content doesn't matter,


I like Almond Milk.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (45fpk)

256 If they were actually welded this could happen, but they aren't actually welded together, right? It's a seal created by water around the rim and the internal vaccum?

I think it's unlikely you'd get anything more than a little "pop" but you could heat them up outdoors on a camp stove if you want to be safe.
Posted by: TexasDan


See #15.
Something about Texans and explosions. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (Z+JNA)

257 Pasta fagiole can be a soup or a dish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (VBf02)

258 They are clowns, but they are laughing in our face. --
"It is not terrorism, because most of it happened after dark" ... This is just absurd, but they laugh, because they know the system is rigged, and they can hand wave away real terrorism, and then charge Trump with a PsyOp to "break into the capitol" which their media absurdly claims is Trump's Insurrection Army. --

They laugh and laugh like drunken clowns, because there are only a handful in power, not in on the DeepState overthrow of our Republic. They want us trapped in arguing with their absurd statements, while they march their agenda forward like tanks, over our peaceful arguments.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (Cus5s)

259 Has Jane Doh checked in? I wonder how her surgery went?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (Zmnko)

260 Oh, one of this images just reminded me of a sign I saw in Florida that said, "NUT MILK IS NOT MILK."

Took me a second to get my mind out of the gutter to understand what it meant.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (fVmoC)

261 As a soup non-lover I do note there is no borscht on that list. That's unfortunate.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:44 AM (lgiXo)

Province Hotel in downtown Grand Forks, B.C. Very good Russian food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (mzC78)

262 208 We were so poor when I was growing up that we could only afford to eat salt soup.

Never had enough salt though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:42 AM (Ve//x)

You got salt?? Look at Mr. Moneybags with his salt over there. Would have killed for a grain of salt. We had to season our water soup with urine.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (RGRIY)

263 Grandpa made Kapusniak - sauerkraut soup.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (n/szn)

My mom made sauerkraut soup. Her best was probably cabbage borscht. She also made a sorel soup i liked.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

god, reminds me of a shore leave in Pusan. the russians in one section of town had so many pots of it going you could smell it in the cab. i had the guy pull over so i could get some. fairly certain at least half the guys were russian mob, mid 90s Pusan, but since i just wanted borscht, they didn't even give me a hard time.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (8D42x)

264 Ok, again. I am currently using Bing as it's the default on my computer. It won't open websites this am, and it keeps giving me a "can't find address" page. Is anyone else having issues and how do I get to a different browser such as duck duck go if Bing won't allow me to go there? I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)

265 45 >>> I don't get the "My Mood" dude at the red table. He's pissed?

Biden's standing there wanting to campaign to him...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (ZSK0i)

Ok thanks, I didn't catch the Biden part.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 11:24 AM (4tN2f)

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LOL. Quod Erat Demonstradum.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (yngc4)

266

Vox had the best eclipse tracker but I didn't want to link it to friends because...Vox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (63Dwl)

267 Prayers for MJ.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 24, 2021 11:51 AM (5HBd1)

268 If you're tired of your very hot girlfriend I would suggest finding another hot girl instead of a manly looking street walker.

Yeah... I mean I guess I can see getting annoyed with Liz Hurley but I can't see sleeping around on her, and even if I did, I cannot comprehend finding the most hideous freak of a trash level hooker imaginable. She was one step out of a slaughterhouse, he had to be her only client of the week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:51 AM (KZzsI)

269 I'll have the posole, please. Pork, not chicken. Red chili, not green. Large portion. Also, some sopapillas it you have them.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (DzhEB)

270 I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)

Linux. Really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (mzC78)

271 See #15.
Something about Texans and explosions. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:48 AM (Z+JNA)
...
I didn't say video it, because I assumed that was understood.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (ohOLP)

272 MUNG

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (VBf02)

273 My best thoughts and wishes for Gavin from the healing thread above.....spinal injuries suck....my son is a C5-C6 Quad, and has been for the past 25 years....very difficult life for all involved...my wife, Mrs. Jasonj is a saint with all that she does for him........no one ever said life was going to be easy...only on TV, if then.....

Posted by: jasonj at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (4Tpar)

274 Best soup = Anything Bisque.

Posted by: Javems at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (jTv1/)

275 24 Where's the Navy Bean Soup? That's the best.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (y9fn0)

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+1

Also, Split Pea Soup -- both with ham.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (yngc4)

276 From Rosario Dawson's sidebar plight: isn't she a noted left wing feminazi? I'm not saying that somehow justifies what's happening, but given that post 1980s lefties were actively building up the radical anarcho-whatever movement that metastasized into cancel culture I find myself rather less than eager to rise in defense of those who work toward my own destruction.

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)

277 Chowdah!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (OssQ4)

278 Ramesh was a golfer quite scrawny
Though his girlfriend was very much brawny
He thought he was done,
shot a great hole in one
And said "you can take a mulligan, Tawny!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Ve//x)

279 Russian food is a huge mix. Some of it is terrible, some of it is wonderful. They pickle everything, and almost all the picked stuff is really tasty. Pirozkhi are amazing (nearly every culture's hot pocket variant is good), but there's a lot of regrettable food in Russia, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

280 Ok, again. I am currently using Bing as it's the default on my computer. It won't open websites this am, and it keeps giving me a "can't find address" page. Is anyone else having issues and how do I get to a different browser such as duck duck go if Bing won't allow me to go there? I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.
Posted by: Jen the original


Lose Edge. It's as bad as that damn Clippy thing.
Clear history and cache.
I'm not having any issues with Explorer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Z+JNA)

281 264 Ok, again. I am currently using Bing as it's the default on my computer. It won't open websites this am, and it keeps giving me a "can't find address" page. Is anyone else having issues and how do I get to a different browser such as duck duck go if Bing won't allow me to go there? I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)


Do you want a search engine or a browser?
Just type the appropriate address in the url box.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

282 Ok, again. I am currently using Bing as it's the default on my computer. It won't open websites this am, and it keeps giving me a "can't find address" page. Is anyone else having issues and how do I get to a different browser such as duck duck go if Bing won't allow me to go there? I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021 11:50 AM (eflyC)

Type www.startpage.com into your address bar, don't search for it, just go directly to it in your browser? Does that work? If so, download the Brave browser and use that.

let me know if that works for you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)

283 276 From Rosario Dawson's sidebar plight: isn't she a noted left wing feminazi? I'm not saying that somehow justifies what's happening, but given that post 1980s lefties were actively building up the radical anarcho-whatever movement that metastasized into cancel culture I find myself rather less than eager to rise in defense of those who work toward my own destruction.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)

=========

She was totally in love with Cory Booker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (LvTSG)

284 Best all around soup... Tomato... with grilled cheese sandwich of course

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (Zmnko)

285 If you're tired of your very hot girlfriend I would suggest finding another hot girl instead of a manly looking street walker.

Yeah... I mean I guess I can see getting annoyed with Liz Hurley but I can't see sleeping around on her, and even if I did, I cannot comprehend finding the most hideous freak of a trash level hooker imaginable. She was one step out of a slaughterhouse, he had to be her only client of the week.


I assumed his choice reflected some sort of dry English humor I don't get.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (H5knJ)

286 This is funny!

https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6

Stupid bint.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

287 As a Person of Nautical Experience and Alcoholic inclinations... may I take umbrage with your assertion that the Government is like Drunken Sailors.

Drunken Sailors only spend their OWN Money, the Government not only spends yours, but spends money that does not even exist yet.

Posted by: Romeo13, former Inebriated Nautical Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (oHd/0)

288 [o]That first pic of Liz Hurley is probably one of the worst ones I've seen. I know she's gorgeous. That makes her look like she's got bad skin and the angle isn't flattering. Btw, is that really her son?! Yowsa, very good looking.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 11:40 AM (O+I8R)

No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate. Most of you 'ettes would not think much of him.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)

289 I did it!
Brave Sir Robin 1, Perfect vacuum, 0:
I heated the pot gently, then filled the bowl with ice. Still didn't budge, so I got a putty knife and my BFH, and gently tapped around the seam until I could hear the air rushing in.
VOILA!!
Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)

290 271 MUMR just had a gender reveal party with his hand.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (F0YaR)

291 Sailors on shore leave are spending their own money, it is in no way comparable to the wreckers and spoilers looting the public Treasury.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 24, 2021 11:55 AM (XUnia)

292 I'd love to stay and chat but currently 57 degrees headed to 61.
Just no excuse to stay indoors.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2021 11:55 AM (sd8p8)

293 286 This is funny!

https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6

Stupid bint.
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

==========

Using her as an example, women can't go out in the world alone because they cause damage wherever they go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

294 Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)

Gives Dyson the side-eye.

Posted by: Mother Nature at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (mzC78)

295
I did it!


Yay! Small victories count, especially these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (HaL55)

296 THIS.
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)

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Apparently, not as sultry as Divine Brown's.

WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (yngc4)

297 I don't believe Juicebutt Jerry wears size XL Depends.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (oQ94s)

298 Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.

- -

The real question is - is the food still good?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (Ve//x)

299 I am currently using Bing as it's the default on my computer. It won't open websites this am, and it keeps giving me a "can't find address" page. Is anyone else having issues and how do I get to a different browser such as duck duck go if Bing won't allow me to go there? I'm on a PC with Windows Edge.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2021


***

It won't let you go to the address bar and type in "duckduckgo.com"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (yvr3o)

300 She was totally in love with Cory Booker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (LvTSG)

Totally. Not a paid beard at all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)

301 A BFH can fix almost anything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (VBf02)

302 Although I weary of "better" and not "well." Do you think the lepers whom Jesus cured merely got somewhat better? Do you think he gave the blind man only sorta-fuzzy vision? He didn't just turn water to wine, he made the best wine. Nothing in my theology suggests that beggars can be choosers; nevertheless, in Jesus' name, I pray for MJ to be better, but more, if our Father wills, to be wholly well at long last.

Mark 9:23-24

Thanks for the prayer listings.
Posted by: mindful webworker at February 24, 2021 11:39 AM (7FpQ0)

mindful webworker, my heart goes out to you and your wife. I will pray for MJ, as well as the rest of the horde, for God's abundant love and healing. I have been wrestling with this seeming inaction on God's part for some time, and all I can say is he is working things out in His time because he does in fact have a plan, we just don't know what it is.

Also, Psalms 22:1 helped me have some perspective: If Christ on the cross (paying for my sins with his blood) could utter those words, then I can make it through whatever I am dealing with, because He conquered death.

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (+X9Vs)

303 OM is sure that he is correct about"libetals"
Well except for covid being g fake news no worse than the yearly flu I think total deaths in US will be over 650 000

Posted by: Proud Moderate at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (hv7OO)

304 Are you connected to the internet?

Is your modem on?

Is it sending/receiving data?

Does restarting help?

Can you explain how all of this is connected to white supremacy and how we can use this as a lesson towards practicing antiracism?

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (eVr1H)

305 I was going to say tomato, but I make a chicken soup from Paula Deen's chicken pot pie recipe that is really good. Just make the filling per the recipe and add milk.

Posted by: Sal at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (duS67)

306 DDG is a search engine, not a browser.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (F0YaR)

307 You got salt?? Look at Mr. Moneybags with his salt over there. Would have killed for a grain of salt. We had to season our water soup with urine.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 24, 2021 11:49 AM (RGRIY)


Luxury. Urine was all we had to eat. So we would eat our soup, piss into the soup bowl, and eat it again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (y+09W)

308 WTF is a "libetal...?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (Ve//x)

309 WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?

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Of course, as soon as I pressed Post, a great phrase by a second-tier blogger popped into my mind: "The shame is part of the kink."

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (yngc4)

310 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Soup:

***

Chunky - a limerick

There once was a man named McBain
Who thought shaving was really a pain
His mustache is so thick
'Cause his hair grows so quick
That eating soup has become quite a strain

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (m45I2)

311 I did it!
Brave Sir Robin 1, Perfect vacuum, 0:
I heated the pot gently, then filled the bowl with ice. Still didn't budge, so I got a putty knife and my BFH, and gently tapped around the seam until I could hear the air rushing in.
VOILA!!
Oh and, nature does NOT abhor vacuums. At least in my kitchen.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (7Fj9P)

so you ignored the advice on filming the "toss it in a campfire with lots of empty beer cans laying around" advice?

i am disapoint. i was hoping for a viral video out of this...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (8D42x)

312 started to kind of hate Elizabeth Hurley when she said if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)


What an awful statement.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2021 11:47 AM (45fpk)

There is where you can see one of the differences between men and women. Most men see that as just an innocuous throwaway statement.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (2DOZq)

313 THIS.
The woman was born with the sultry come hither look.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)

Kamala Harris has the come yawn look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 11:58 AM (mzC78)

314 From Rosario Dawson's sidebar plight: isn't she a noted left wing feminazi? I'm not saying that somehow justifies what's happening, but given that post 1980s lefties were actively building up the radical anarcho-whatever movement that metastasized into cancel culture I find myself rather less than eager to rise in defense of those who work toward my own destruction.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 11:53 AM (zcf1k)



You don't understand. The crocodile was supposed to eat her last.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (fLVm1)

315 I assumed his choice reflected some sort of dry English humor I don't get.

Maybe she was the only class of hooker he could get to do the horrible twisted stuff he needed to get off by that point in his debauched and corrupted life. Like the rock star who says after a while a threesome with teen groupies gets boring and you have to mix things up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

316 The only kids eating lentil soup are the ones that have run out of Kaboom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2021 11:59 AM (F0YaR)

317 I see one of our resident crackpots is back

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (4a9Vv)

318 There once was a man named McBain
Who thought shaving was really a pain
His mustache is so thick
'Cause his hair grows so quick
That eating soup has become quite a strain


The goggles do nothing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

319 No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)

That's an understatement.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

320 Gee, if only Cuomo, Whitmer, etc hadn't killed all of those elderly people with their edicts, that death toll would be much lower.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (Ve//x)

321 Cuomo is part of the Hillary dems. The people in control are the Obama dems. That is why Cuomo is going to get hung out to dry.
The Obama people should be very thankful Trump ended her career and control over the party.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (J9vKd)

322 I see one of our resident crackpots is back
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 24, 2021 12:00 PM (4a9Vv)



Shhhh. We like the limericks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (fLVm1)

323
For Lent, I do meatless Wednesdays (in addition to Fridays). Now I'm nom-noming in my braim.

Vade retro, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

Plus, it's Ember Wednesday in Lent. So, yeah- meatless. And don't forget Saturday, as well.

Posted by: Sal at February 24, 2021 12:01 PM (duS67)

324
I've been doing the grocery delivery to take some pressure off Lady YD, since she's not medically cleared to drive at the moment.

I *love* it. The groceries just go on my doorstep, and I don't have to go to the store, and wander around aimlessly for hours trying to find stuff, and getting nasty looks from Karen for eschewing my Liberty Muzzle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (0WKYs)

325 started to kind of hate Elizabeth Hurley when she said if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe she'd kill herself.

***

Here's the thing, Ms. Hurley. You'd possibly be even more appealing, especially as you age and wore age-appropriate clothing.

See also: Monica Bellucci

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)

326 WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?
=====================
Whenever you see a super hot chick, just know that somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (7Fj9P)

327 Soup is like pie. None are the best, there is only good soup and bad soup.

Posted by: saxinis at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (NFxwz)

328 I see one of our resident crackpots is back
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Z+JNA)

329 I bought some new headphones for the pc so I decided to buy a headphone amp and converter. Got 'em hooked up this morning and am now approaching deafness.

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (AwYPR)

330 WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?

***

Didn't he turn out to like cock?

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (Kt1w/)

331 301 A BFH can fix almost anything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 11:57 AM (VBf02)

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Best Friend and Hubby? Best Friend and Hunk?

Power of AND?

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (yngc4)

332 Joe Biden is the best president of all time!

Posted by: Ashamed libetal at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)

333 No Liberal is completely useless, there is always target practice.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (Kf5r9)

334 No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)

That's an understatement.

--

OMG! Yeah, understatement.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)

335 Its more expensive but I do like grocery delivery. My only complaint really is that they don't look very hard. I can almost always find what I need on the shelf, and the guys doing the shopping for you will too often not find stuff. Plus, I can rarely afford it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

336 Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley are both in the infotainment business, yeah? I think that tells us everything we need to know about both parties' relationship skills, just sayin'

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (zcf1k)

337 Black Aces Tactical Pro Series Bullpup Semi-Auto Shotgun; $629; https://bit.ly/3kiBkS6

Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (YYlyE)

338
I bought some new headphones for the pc so I decided to buy a headphone
amp and converter. Got 'em hooked up this morning and am now approaching
deafness.

I'll occasionally hook up my Focusrite USB interface to listen to some good music. It makes a noticeable improvement in the sound quality.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (HaL55)

339 Here's the thing, Ms. Hurley. You'd possibly be even more appealing, especially as you age and wore age-appropriate clothing.

See also: Monica Bellucci
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)

Both women actually can pull off still wearing bikinis and sexy clothes. Damn few their age can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (ifmtJ)

340 WTF was Hugh Grant thinking?

***

Didn't he turn out to like cock?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:03 PM (Kt1w/)


Brits hit from both sides of the plate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (VBf02)

341 Today's Special is Rabbit Soup - a limerick

There once was a man known as Hugh
At a restaurant in Kalamazoo
When they served up his meal
He said, "Hey what's the deal!"
"Waiter, there's a hare in my stew!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (m45I2)

342 Sig Sauer P365 XL 9mm Optics Ready Pistol w/ (2) 12rd Steel Mag; $600; https://bit.ly/2ZLWEGb

Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (YYlyE)

343 This is funny!

https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6

Stupid bint.
Posted by: Tami

Ha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (VVEnO)

344 Black Aces Tactical Pro Series Bullpup Semi-Auto Shotgun; $629; https://bit.ly/3kiBkS6
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (YYlyE)

What the world needs these days is a good four-dollar revolver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (mzC78)

345 Ace posted a recipe several months ago... had IIRC, pumpkin purée, bone broth, hot Italian sausage, onions and shrooms. I might have missed something.... but it was actually pretty good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (3H9h1)

346 Nut Milk is not milk, but just wait till we get Gates' new 'meat' that is not meat. He says it will taste almost like meat, and you will (be forced to) get used to it. ---
This is how the left looks at all Western Civ ... "once we force you to become obedient serfs, you'll almost forget why you thought you loved your liberty". They really believe in making you love Big Brother, and are in the stage where they force us to believe 2+2=5. (CO2 nonsense, men in women's sports, 'Biden won and is a deep-thinking honest man' lies, Trump's Insurrection, Trump Russia, Plandemic, on and on)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (Cus5s)

347 i am disapoint. i was hoping for a viral video out of this...
==================
I'd rather goof around with Thermite than super heated/pressured steam. Oh and, my wife might miss her Martha Stewart cookware.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (7Fj9P)

348 Hot! Hot! Hot! - a limerick

Mr. Johnson, an unfortunate guy
Had bad luck and didn't know why
At a restaurant mishap
Spilled some broth in his lap
"Waiter! There's a soup in my fly!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (m45I2)

349 The one I feel kinda sorry for in the whole Grant-Hurley flap is the hooker. She's a hooker, so life is already not going swimmingly for her. And then she gets caught up in this mess and for the rest of human history has to listen to everyone hoot that she's a barnyard animal. Life is a bit unkind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (H5knJ)

Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (oAY8z)

351 You don't understand. The crocodile was supposed to eat her last.

**

This is sort of the same thing that amuses me about Naomi Wolfe coming out and saying OH NOES MY FREEDOMS!!!

I guarantee she voted for Biden. I also guarantee she supports sweeping and absolute gun control, and believes Christian White Nationalist Supremacists shouldn't be allowed to post online.

But her ox was gored by the things she helped set into motion in the 90s, so now it's all OH NOES MY FREEDOMS

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (Kt1w/)

352 I'll occasionally hook up my Focusrite USB interface to listen to some good music. It makes a noticeable improvement in the sound quality.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:05 PM (HaL55)

Huh? What?

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (AwYPR)

353 "And now... Todddddd Hermannnnnn"
Click.

There has to be better out there. I am about to volunteer my time for free because I KNOW I could de better.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (flINI)

354 Did anyone ever get a gun from Gunsmoke in Colorado or Red Jacket Firearms, the two gun shops with reality shows on History or A&E?

As I recall both ended in disaster, with Red Jacket's owner molesting his daughter and Gunsmoke the owner busted for running illegal guns to rich clients.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

355 To be honest, I could do without minestrone--it's just kind of, feh....

And I'm not part of The Tribe, so matzoh ball is out. And only dirty vegan hippie liberals eat lentil soup, so scratch that too.

But I love me some good lobster bisque. And French Onion is my all-time fave.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (X1Iup)

356 Plus, it's Ember Wednesday in Lent. So, yeah- meatless. And don't forget Saturday, as well.
Posted by: Sal


Not Catholic, but the one thing I miss from growing up? The Catholic Church by our house would do a fish fry and mostacholi dinner every Friday. Open to all. Fish was done like McDonald's fish sandwiches. I'm assuming it was put on by the KoC as a way to make money for the Church and school.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (Z+JNA)

357 351 I guarantee she voted for Biden. I also guarantee she supports sweeping and absolute gun control, and believes Christian White Nationalist Supremacists shouldn't be allowed to post online.

But her ox was gored by the things she helped set into motion in the 90s, so now it's all OH NOES MY FREEDOMS
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (Kt1w/)

=========

Even better, she'll vote for Harris in 2024 because we can't let that violent, racist who bungled covid Ron DeSantis into power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

358 So some Dems don't want Joe to have control of the Nukes? That inspires confidence

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (Zmnko)

359 350
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 12:07 PM (oAY8z)

Strangely appropriate, Kari

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (ifmtJ)

360 Josh Caplan@joshdcaplan 19m

ROLLING STONE: Bruce Springsteen DWI, reckless driving charges dismissed

Of course, of course....

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

361 But her ox was gored by the things she helped set into motion in the 90s, so now it's all OH NOES MY FREEDOMS

Like John Cleese dedicating his life to tearing down everything British and promoting hard left causes, then weeping that England isn't England any longer. Yeah that rake will pop up and hit your face when you stomp on it, dipstick

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

362 360 Josh Caplan@joshdcaplan 19m

ROLLING STONE: Bruce Springsteen DWI, reckless driving charges dismissed

Of course, of course....
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

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He's somebody. He's not little people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

363 What the world needs these days is a good four-dollar revolver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (mzC7

The FP-45

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (2DOZq)

364 Even better, she'll vote for Harris in 2024 because we can't let that violent, racist who bungled covid Ron DeSantis into power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

***

I see you're familiar with their work.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (Kt1w/)

365 PMC 9mm Ammunition Bronze PMC9A 115 Grain Full Metal Jacket 50 Rounds; $35 $0.70 per round; https://bit.ly/3qUVnIP

Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (YYlyE)

366 I actually do think that eventually we're going to need to let people like Wolf and Dawson into the Coalition of the Fucking Pissed, but not until after they've been fully hoist by their own petard. Otherwise we're just Psaki-backing to the old GOPe strategy of bailing out a foundering enemy today and crying about getting stabbed in the back tomorrow.

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)

367 Did anyone ever get a gun from Gunsmoke in Colorado or Red Jacket Firearms, the two gun shops with reality shows on History or A&E?

As I recall both ended in disaster, with Red Jacket's owner molesting his daughter and Gunsmoke the owner busted for running illegal guns to rich clients.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

I never get to go to those fun gun stores. Mine just sell boring normal firearms and make me go through all legal paperwork to get my noisemakers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)

368 "Outside. On a camp stove. Send it!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 11:21 AM (Z+JNA)"

Exactly this.

Of course, I have done this in a commercial kitchen, lacking a camp stove many years ago.

Don't do that.

Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (CtltA)

369 It's ridiculous how hot Liz Hurley is. It's like... it's not fair to the other women.

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (iTXRQ)

370 364 Even better, she'll vote for Harris in 2024 because we can't let that violent, racist who bungled covid Ron DeSantis into power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

***

I see you're familiar with their work.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:09 PM (Kt1w/)

==========

"This is a dangerous time that brings deep questions to the fore, I'll admit, but we can't risk our future on a Republican because they are just icky."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

371 So some Dems don't want Joe to have control of the Nukes? That inspires confidence

--

I doubt Joey can just get up from his sleepy-bye time, jog on down to the Nuke Room in his footsie pajamas and set off Armageddon. If he were to order such, they can just do like they did President Trump and ignore him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (O+I8R)

372 Did something happen? My employer has all the Armed Services flags at half-mast, but no American flag flying?

Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (KX5Wh)

373
When I was a kid, my dad jammed a bad reload in the barrel of a .38 SPL he had *just* bought little Joe Mannix for Chanukah.

Took it to Gunsmoke. They drilled it out, and did a fine job, but they made Joe wait like two months for his gun, because of their backlog. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (0WKYs)

374 Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 24, 2021 11:52 AM (DzhEB)

Posole is something Inspector really misses with being on keto.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (1lKRm)

375 Odd as it is, I'm cutting Naomi Wolf some slack. I figure she saw the guy behind the curtain of the extreme Left and has an opportunity to examine the logical consequences of her views.

As cynical and non-spiritual as I can be, I still deep down believe in redemption.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (Ve//x)

376
BFH - a limerick

An old man from South Ala-bammer
(A handyman with no time for glamour)
When something was stuck
Said, don't trust you luck
Go and get a Bigger F**kin' Hammer


Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (m45I2)

377 366 I actually do think that eventually we're going to need to let people like Wolf and Dawson into the Coalition of the Fucking Pissed, but not until after they've been fully hoist by their own petard. Otherwise we're just Psaki-backing to the old GOPe strategy of bailing out a foundering enemy today and crying about getting stabbed in the back tomorrow.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)

What use do we have for them? It's fine for them to fight the regime in their own way but these people are too unstable and dangerous to incorporate into our forces.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

378 366 I actually do think that eventually we're going to need to let people like Wolf and Dawson into the Coalition of the Fucking Pissed, but not until after they've been fully hoist by their own petard. Otherwise we're just Psaki-backing to the old GOPe strategy of bailing out a foundering enemy today and crying about getting stabbed in the back tomorrow.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:10 PM (zcf1k)

==========

Let them in, but they don't get leadership positions in anything. They start at the very bottom and stay there.

She can tweet all day about how awful Biden's administration is, but she doesn't get to print at The Federalist, and any e-zine she starts gets no direct support from us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

379 Red Jacket firearms still up and running by the people who were co-owners and now own it outright. I believe they make the extended mags for the Hi Point that are approved and won't void the lifetime warranty.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)

380 "334 No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)

That's an understatement.

--

OMG! Yeah, understatement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)"

I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.

Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)

381 @redsteeze

This must be investigated thoroughly.

@wjz 8m

'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos

https://tinyurl.com/y83l5v3d

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

382 Odd as it is, I'm cutting Naomi Wolf some slack. I figure she saw the guy behind the curtain of the extreme Left and has an opportunity to examine the logical consequences of her views.

As cynical and non-spiritual as I can be, I still deep down believe in redemption.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:11 PM (Ve//x)

***

Same here.

I still want to know how she feels about freedom.

I'm betting she's against it. HER'S, sure, but not yours.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (Kt1w/)

383 My employer has all the Armed Services flags at half-mast, but no American flag flying?

Biden ordered flags half mast for the Grim Milestone of 500k presumed deaths to the Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

384 If AoS had a poet laureate, it would be Muldoon

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)

385
'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos

https://tinyurl.com/y83l5v3d

*****

(HQ comment section goes dead for the next two minutes)

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Kt1w/)

386 If AoS had a poet laureate, it would be Muldoon

I second that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Zmnko)

387 Vids or it didnt happen.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (y08AY)

388 380 "334 No, that's not her son. I didn't want to use her son because he looks sort of effeminate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 11:54 AM (y+09W)

That's an understatement.
--
OMG! Yeah, understatement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:04 PM (O+I8R)"

I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)
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Again, Understatement. Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (G0vdT)

389 343 This is funny!

https://tinyurl.com/yadn5xr6

Stupid bint.
Posted by: Tami

Ha!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 12:06 PM (VVEnO)


I see these and the first thing I think is "it's probably fake."

Funny, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (y+09W)

390 Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)

"Extended mag for a Hi-Point" tells me you're the kind of man of distinction I tip my hat to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)

391 'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

...

She's consoling herself with all the $$$ from free publicity I assume.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (ohOLP)

392 I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)

- -

I am unaware, and it sounds as though I'm better off that way.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Ve//x)

393 BTW, I think I read that the Hot Mom lady makes $150K/month through some internet site, and doesn't do naughty nekkid stuff. Just racy pictures.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Kt1w/)

394 55 That picture of Jesus looks just like me.

Always funny when I had long hair...the old italian ladies would all but faint when I used to walk into the Deli back home. Never would let me pay, either.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2021 11:25 AM (D3Skf)

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Act less white! Be better, garrett ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (yngc4)

395 Worst soup?


Rat!

Eh, ptooey!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (m45I2)

396 Well, time to get to work. There is wrenching to be done. And breakfast is all eaten.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (mzC78)

397 Extended mag for a Hi-Point" tells me you're the kind of man of distinction I tip my hat to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)

I feel just as comfortable in a tux as I do in a pair of worn out jeans.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (2DOZq)

398 Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos



Hit. It.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (Z+JNA)

399 390 Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)

"Extended mag for a Hi-Point" tells me you're the kind of man of distinction I tip my hat to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (0WKYs)

...

Nothing says "positive outlook on life" like betting on an extended mag for a Hi Point.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (ohOLP)

400 Naomi Wolf is a loon and a bungler. She was wailing about fascism descending on America back during W.'s presidency. And as her recent book on executions for sodomy shows, she cannot be trusted to get anything right. I've no interest in being in any coalition she's a part of. Kinda like Greenwald. If he wants to shoot his own fellow travelers, I'm not going to get in the way. But I know better than to trust him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (H5knJ)

401 I comforted myself during Barky's occupancy of the WH that surely the AF had not given a cokehead the actual nuclear codes. I cannot imagine Biden being trusted. Of course it is so so comforting knowing that Kamala and Nanzi as the next two in command are the ones who probably have that capacity. /s

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Aashi)

402 Note my terminology: coalition, not party or movement. I'm imagining a WWII style arrangement where the left wing cancel-ees and the right wing cancel-ees may not like each other but can mostly cooperate to skullfuck the cancel-ers.

But it only works if everyone involved has a lot of skin in the game, which is why the left side needs to feel the burn from their own bad behavior.

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (zcf1k)

403

What this world needs is a good two dollar room and a good two dollar broom

https://youtu.be/qWkq8_L8F3o

Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

404 Hot mom makes $150k a month? Wow.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)

405 I looked at a Hi-Point carbine recently. IIRC the "extended" mag is two ten round magazines welded together at the base so that the one that isn't in the weapon is upside down, and you flip it over to use when the first ten round magazine is out.

Anyone know if that's right?

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Kt1w/)

406 @realchrisrufo

SCOOP: Buffalo Public Schools claims "all white people" perpetuate systemic racism and forces kindergarteners to watch a video of dead black children warning them about "racist police and state-sanctioned violence."

I've obtained whistleblower documents that will shock you....

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yde6jkln

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (cF8AT)

407 'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos
==========================
...and does this "hot mom" have a screen name? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (7Fj9P)

408 EIB seems to have turned into a permanent memorial service for Rush. Really miss him but I think he would be embarrassed by this. Time to move on.

Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

409 404 Hot mom makes $150k a month? Wow.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)

I saw a pic on outkicks story about it.

I was not impressed, so unsure how she is pulling in that kind of $$$.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (9mfKN)

410 Kerry was a plant (being groomed for Ted's seat) while in the Navy. Was an ensign. Don't know if he went to the Academy or it was ROTC or was given by the Pols in Mass.
When things got bad (or looked bad) in Viet Nam he volunteered for the Swift boats as our command was going back to the states for a refit in the Yard in Bath, ME and that wouldn't get him the cred he would need to become a Senator.
He was one of those put in charge that all all gung-ho and ready to go at "them" especially when the risk is actually mild. As we can see by the awards of Purple Hearts by the Commander (him) and the repudiation by his crew.
Then his handlers realize that service in Viet Nam was not a vote winner so he formed/joined the VVAW. (end part 1)

Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (z96ye)

411 Ace is awake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (kTF2Z)

412 You kids finish your Old Testament homework, mommy has a few bukakke scenes to reshoot.

WASTF

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (VBf02)

413 393 BTW, I think I read that the Hot Mom lady makes $150K/month through some internet site, and doesn't do naughty nekkid stuff. Just racy pictures.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:14 PM (Kt1w/)


I think the site is OnlyFans.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:17 PM (y+09W)

414 Nood

Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (ohOLP)

415 Apparently the Hi-Point carbines are ridiculously reliable and good shooters in large part because they're not fancy. They're just big heavy chunks of metal.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (Kt1w/)

416 406 @realchrisrufo

SCOOP: Buffalo Public Schools claims "all white people" perpetuate systemic racism and forces kindergarteners to watch a video of dead black children warning them about "racist police and state-sanctioned violence."

I've obtained whistleblower documents that will shock you....

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yde6jkln
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (cF8AT)

===========

The people of Buffalo will do nothing to change this because running for school boards is hard, and complaining about it is racist. Instead, all white children raised in that school system will grow up convinced that they are perpetual sinners with no ability for redemption. That's going to make a lot of racists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

417 I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 12:12 PM (CtltA)

*shifty eyes*

I DID say she was a debauched pervert....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)

418 We were talking about that Bill Gates "No Meat" thing the other evening. I call it Prohibition 2, Veggie-Boogaloo.

I would cheerfully participate in the black market to get around this, but recognize that raising illicit meat is a lot more difficult than brewing illicit hootch.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (dfRN6)

419 I'm going to assume the horde isn't aware of the, er, ... um... odd... relationship those two have.

--

Do tell...

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (O+I8R)

420 Still waiting for President Trump to apologize to Mike Pence. Not that it matters, but, he won't be able to count on my support until he does.

During the Crimean War, the charge of the light brigade nearly wrecked the British Army. Not the actual charge, but Kipling's account thereof.

I sincerely hope we of the MAGA nation are not underestimating the negative effects of the January 6 charge of the DumbAss Brigade.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esquire at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (9X60i)

421 HiPoints are not great guns, but they are better than no gun and they're reasonably reliable.

The carbines are actually good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)

422 Late to the thread, but let's see if this helps:

On the two pots stuck together. Heat 'em in oven to an even 200 degrees. Give it a good 30 minutes, so they're universally "heat-soaked" throughout.

Remove, and now dump about 2 or 3 lbs. of Dry Ice into the open, upper pot. It'll quickly and dramatically cool, and as it does so, it'll also shrink a bit, maybe even as much as 1/64th in. across the diameter. The still hot lower pot will remain hot and at full-expansion. The difference in dimensions is all that it'd take to effect a vent of the trapped near-vacuum within, and thus separating the pots.

Good luck!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (QzJWU)

423 Anyone know if that's right?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (Kt1w/)

No the Red Jacket extended mag just looks that way.

Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (2DOZq)

424 Hot mom is making life hell for her kids with the publicity. Very selfish.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (y08AY)

425 OTOH Jack Nicklaus' record is safe.

Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (fbHXO)

426 400 Naomi Wolf is a loon and a bungler. She was wailing about fascism descending on America back during W.'s presidency. And as her recent book on executions for sodomy shows, she cannot be trusted to get anything right. I've no interest in being in any coalition she's a part of. Kinda like Greenwald. If he wants to shoot his own fellow travelers, I'm not going to get in the way. But I know better than to trust him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 12:15 PM (H5knJ)


Well, as long as we're making comparisons:

Greenwald > Wolf.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (y+09W)

427 (HQ comment section goes dead for the next two minutes)

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:13 PM (Kt1w/)

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I made it a good 20 seconds.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 12:20 PM (yngc4)

428 Fuck Pence. He did a victory dance with Nancy Pelosi after his role in the op was complete.

He was part of the problem.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (Kt1w/)

429 No the Red Jacket extended mag just looks that way.

***

Thanks.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (Kt1w/)

430 Romeo13, former Inebriated Nautical Professional

See comments 36 and 185. Horde Mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (u82oZ)

431 > 'Hot Mom' Says Catholic School Expelled Her 3 Kids Over Her Online Adult Videos

According to the article she goes by Mrs Pointdexter and has an OnlyFans. I'm not going to dig any deeper, but that should get you where you want to go.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (YYlyE)

432 Huh? What?

This is it - https://tinyurl.com/wpvztt75

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 24, 2021 12:21 PM (HaL55)

433 Hey Phogbound....EABOD will ya?
Hurry

Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (fbHXO)

434 Kerry was always considered a plant by the members. He was but not for the Feds but for the "Peace" movement. It appeared that belonging to the "Peace" movement would go farther for him in the Democrat party. Thus his Congresional phony ass appearance. He had no experience sufficient to relating anything about the common soldier/sailor currently in service. but he got the publicity he wanted/needed.
He next shows up as the junior Senator from Mass. With help from Heinz heiress and Teddy Kennedy. And there he remained. He's a mediocre place filler of the upper class. He does what he's told when he's told and has few thoughts on his own.
He's what JFK jr. would probably have been. (note his selection had a lot to do with his similarities to John Kennedy) /end part 2

Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (z96ye)

435
How To Get Down Off An Elephant - a limerick

Almond milk's the new non-dairy treat
The advertisements say it can't be beat
But the almond rancher's rant
"Gosh darn it, I just can't
Get my fingers 'round that tiny little teat!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2021 12:22 PM (m45I2)

436 183 "if I heat it up too much, they will blow apart in a steam explosion."

heat it up, but not too much.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24,
----
Haha, this comment....

Thou shalt heat it it up, not too hot shalt thou heat it, not too little shalt thou heat it. Heating it to explosion is right out. Heat it not too much.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:23 PM (IDhUW)

437 "If he wants to shoot his own fellow travelers, I'm not going to get in the way. But I know better than to trust him."--
I put Naomi's Tucker interview on my Facebook page for friends ... not sure what a "coalition" with the left would look like, but happy to applaud them and give them a voice on this vital issue ... like to some of my old friends that are somewhat "leftist". ...

The Bernie fans know "DeepState" screwed them with Hillary and Biden. It is useful to encourage/applaud such awareness of the real threat to our system from these oligarch criminals. DeepState want to keep it left versus right, white versus POC, LGBT versus Christian, etc ... it is really "US versus the DC Cartels" (which are really globalist cartels).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

438 Very clever to have all of the Who Dis pics be perfectly head-on. If any of them had been even slightly profile it would have given the game away.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2021 12:25 PM (I99aF)

439 Mindful, prayers up for your wife. God willing, may you see a miracle and complete healing. The God of miracles is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:25 PM (IDhUW)

440 You think Pence is the problem? Ha! What you haven't figured out yet is that Kavanagh was, and is, the actual leader of the deep state. He calls the shots. He is untouchable as a supreme court justice.

You don't believe me? Check his court decisions.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esquire at February 24, 2021 12:27 PM (9X60i)

441 Pence and Kav can both be the problem, with hundreds more.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 24, 2021 12:28 PM (IDhUW)

442 Hot mom makes $150k a month? Wow.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 24, 2021 12:16 PM (y08AY)

Remove the zero. Still pretty good money though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 12:32 PM (1lKRm)

443 "Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury."
As a Navy vet with 26 years of service, I am incredibly offended by this statement. When we ran out of money, we were smart enough to stop spending and return to the ship!

Posted by: Fyathyrio at February 24, 2021 12:38 PM (sxf6y)

444 35 25 More rocks fall on Andrew Cuomo. Now, his harassment is of the sexual variety and reinforces my belief he is resigning soon.
https://tinyurl.com/v8ny35k3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 11:22 AM (aSGq2)
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I still don't believe he'll resign. He's royalty. Royalty doesn't resign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 11:23 AM (LvTSG)

I agree with TJM.

Quite the promethean statement dude!

Posted by: browndog at February 24, 2021 12:39 PM (BgMrQ)

445 "Dry Ice into the open, upper pot. It'll quickly and dramatically cool"
the only thing holding the bowls together is the low pressure (vacuum) in the bottom area. That is just the air, the liquids in the lower part may have contracted a little, but it is only the low air pressure that matters. Cooling the upper bowl will just make the air in the vacuum harder to heat up. ... (which I think is what Sir Robin did?) ... so heat that air by heating the lower part ... cooling the upper part doesn't help, it stops the air from heating (expanding). and that's all I have to say about that. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2021 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

446 Clam Chowder and Minestrone tie for first.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 24, 2021 12:40 PM (EmpwC)

447 EIB seems to have turned into a permanent memorial service for Rush.
Really miss him but I think he would be embarrassed by this. Time to
move on.


I can't get the podcast to download anymore. IT acts like is is downloading, but there is nothing in the Podcast/Rush folder. Did not want to bother them with a complaint at this time. Not sure what they plan to do with the 24/7 site. I will let mine lapse.

Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2021 12:53 PM (KX5Wh)

448 Any ideas?

There are a lot of suggestions about applying heat. What you want is a temperature differential.

You could pour ice water into the top pot. Given that at the line of contact, it is just a single thickness, while the bottom pot's rim is at least two thicknesses (rolled over on itself), it is more likely to quickly respond to the cold all the way through.

You could do both, cool the top and warm the bottom.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 24, 2021 02:11 PM (EMi53)

449 Gorilla is wise in the ways of Progressives. Wise as a serpent, but harmless as a dove, until angered, and then he'll sink his fangs into their jugular.

Posted by: U.S. Citizen Who Supports The PIEOTUS at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (+nWCH)

450 Like a drunken sailor on shore leave after many weeks at sea, so is the government with the public treasury.
This is, and in all its forms always has been, a vile calumny against drunken sailors who are, after all, spending their own money.

Posted by: Dodd at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (xiWk9)

451 For there is no difference between the Democrat and the Republican, for the same is ruler over all.

Posted by: David Prince at February 24, 2021 04:47 PM (hjuAg)

452 People hate the truth. Luckily the truth don't give a shit.

No mountain of admitted guilt, nor even self immolation will ever be enough for the truly woke.

Posted by: P. Dawg Knight at February 24, 2021 08:37 PM (1ypKD)

453 I'm a southerner boy but I tasted Clam Chowder while stationed up Nawth and that is my favorite soup.

Posted by: obsidian at February 26, 2021 12:30 PM (7+yqP)

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