The Morning Report — 6/29/22

Good morning, kids. Wednesday and there's some good news to report this morning, despite the common, undergirding theme to all is that they are hallmarks of a third world banana republic. First up, on the election rigging front, that effort was smacked down in the courts in New York and Louisiana.

In New York, that state's Supreme Court struck down a Rotten Apple edict granting voting rights to foreign nationals while down in Louisiana, the Supreme Court of the US yet again delivered another smackdown to the Left by restoring Republican-drawn lines in that state ahead of the midterms, thwarting, at least for now, the Dems' effort to create a second black-majority district.

SCOTUS is on a roll, first with Roe, Bruen and the football coach praying case and now this. Even with all of these cases, it's important to not apply a venturi effect to our nether regions since aside from Alito and Thomas the other advertisted-as-originalist judges may yet go off the rails in the future. But these cases, especially the first three, were absolute titanic wins.

Next, in the show trial/kangaroo court department, the titanic bombshell evidence that was sure to destroy Donald Trump and absolutely prove it was he who led an attempted insurrection to overthrow Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' landslide victory came off like another Acme trick cigar in Wile E. Coyote's mouth.

On Tuesday, the liberal media soiled themselves over the so-called bombshell story that on January 6, 2021, President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the presidential limo and then lunged at a Secret Service agent because he wanted to join the protesters at the Capitol.

The story came courtesy of Cassidy Hutchinson, a former aide to Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows. . .

I'll be damned if I'm going to give this fucking low-budget turd of a fiction any oxygen. Let us jump ahead.

“A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel,” Alexander tweeted Tuesday evening.

Trump’s former acting director of national intelligence, Richard Grenell, slammed the committee for allowing this testimony to not be challenged.

“So a junior staffer was pressured by @Liz_Cheney to lie under oath,” he tweeted. “Why wasn’t there a single committee member asking her if she had proof? This performance collapsed in an hour.”

“The DC media is corrupt and sick,” he concluded.

Soon after Alexander revealed that his sources challenged the story, Hutchinson’s lawyer, Jody Hunt, quickly attempted to walk back her testimony.

“Ms. Hutchinson testified, under oath, and recounted what she was told,” Hunt tweeted. “Those with knowledge of the episode also should testify under oath.”

Given that this entire committee is a farce, which alarmingly has very real, tragic consequences especially for the scores of innocent Americans rotting in the Garland Archipelago as political prisoners — yet another indicator that America as founded is dead — and that the original lie of Trump/Putin collusion and the Moscow Motel Micturition Myth was exploded long ago, anyone with more than the two damaged synapses in Joey Soft-Serves brain case could see this story was completely laughable.

Which brings us to another banana republic identifier, propaganda. I give you Bret Baier.

Discussing the testimony from Mark Meadows’ former aide Cassidy Hutchinson about Donald Trump, Baier said, “Inside the limo saying he wanted to go up to Capitol Hill. They said you have to go to the White House. According to her testimony, he said, I’m the f-ing president. Take me there, and goes to grab at him. This testimony is, first of all, stunning because we haven’t heard this. Two, it is compelling because of her proximity to power all of these people directly having conversations with her". . .

. . . He added, “She had another, obviously, another session behind the scenes with the committee they are playing the sound bites from and realized the power of this testimony. Perhaps politically, in the wake of Roe v. Wade and everything else to keep January 6 on the front burner. Bottom line, the testimony is stunning, and we are going to likely hear from the former president and his reaction to all of this, in one way or another. But you also have other officials, Pat Cipollone, former White House counsel. You have others who are weighing in here, behind the scenes through her testimony. Listen, I think it does move the ball in this hearing.”

The only ball that moved in that hearing was the shared, shriveled raisin-like uni-testicle of Adams Kinzinger and Schiff-for-Brains as it shot up from their scrotum into their throats. As for Baier, the only difference between him and a fireplug is that a rabid dog wouldn't even lift its leg to piss on him.

To wrap things up, along with a collapsing economy, a devalued dollar, shortages of food and other staples, stagflation and the intentional dismantling of the fossil fuel industry, we have a wide open border and mass migration that puts even more pressure on the aforementioned while threatening to subsume our culture and turn us into an actual third world predominantly latin American failed state. This too, like $6.00 a gallon gas, is something that cannot be hidden from the citizenry especially when several dozen illegal migrants are found dead inside of a truck. So what does the junta do? You guessed it.

Answering a question about the White House’s response to criticism of Biden for the tragedy, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre first tried to deflect by pretending to be concerned about those who lost their lives and their families.

“So, 46 people died — right? — in the state of Texas, and so — and others, as I just mentioned, are still fighting for their lives,” she said. “So we’re still learning their names. Their families are still learning they lost loved ones, as when a tragic situation normally happens.”

After that, she insisted that the White House wants to hold human smugglers accountable before serving the biggest whopper you’ve ever heard.

“But the fact of the matter is the border is closed,” she said, “which is in part why you see people trying to make this dangerous journey using smuggling networks.”

Umm, what? The border is closed? Does anyone want to tell that to the countless number of illegal immigrants headed to our southern border right now or the illegal immigrants who are being housed in government facilities or quite literally shipped to other states in the country’s interior?

And so we laugh the laughter of the damned.

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (bVYXr)

2 Now to the content.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (bVYXr)

3 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (ex2Cx)

4 Its Hump Day Baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (ex2Cx)

5 top 10

Posted by: IanDeal at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (MGjjz)

6 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (REc6t)

7 So, I think yesterday's score was: Sleepy Joe/Hunter corruption proven even to the satisfaction of the NYT; surprise Jan 6 witness testimony entirely discredited within an hour of her appearance, and then mocked for the rest of the day; abortion riots fail to take off; and Biden is wandering around Europe looking entirely lost, and refuses to reverse course on energy.

Our collapse continues.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (UlAse)

8 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (z99Zw)

9
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (ENBF0)

10 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:36 AM (1n+EO)

11 Mornin folks!

Posted by: AnnaS at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (l4l/z)

12 The SS agent, in exasperation said "Jesus take the wheel" and trump with his God complex, thought the agent was talking about him!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (AutJR)

13 "The fact of the matter" is one of those delightful turns of English idiom that means "everything after this phrase is false".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (6FeV1)

14 Good morning you people. Thank you J.J.
Saints of the Day
St. Peter and St. Paul (1st c.) were the foremost Apostles of Jesus Christ; St. Peter was the leader of the Twelve, while St. Paul followed Christ after His ascension into heaven. Together the two saints are the founders of the Church in Rome through their apostolic preaching, ministry, and martyrdom in that city. They are the solid rock on which the foundation of the Catholic Church is built. They transformed the capital of the Roman Empire into the heart of the Church, with the mission to radiate the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ throughout the world. Both saints were martyred in close proximity to one another; Peter first, then Paul, though some traditions claim they were killed on the same day. St. Peter was crucified upside down and buried on the hill of the Vatican where St. Peter's Basilica now stands. St. Paul was beheaded on the via Ostia and buried where the Basilica of St. Paul Outside the Walls now stands. St. Peter and St. Paul are the patron saints of Rome.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (Msys3)

15 “But the fact of the matter is the border is closed,” she said, “which is in part why you see people trying to make this dangerous journey using smuggling networks.”


In other words, this would never have happened if we had wide open border gates. Take all comers. Line forms to the right.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (AutJR)

16 Just saw some cottontails high-tailing it top-speed down the sidewalk. Just as I looked up expecting to see an eagle or a hawk circling above, a deer comes trotting down the sidewalk. A young buck. I wanted to tell the bunnies, he's an herbivore, you gots nothin' to worry about!

I live in the middle of a decent-sized city. Not something you usually see here. No idea where he came from but I hope he makes it back.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (eiN05)

17 Show up to the border, get a citizenship application and a ballot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (AutJR)

18 Is there a generally accepted figure for how much time passed between the Ascension of Christ and the conversion of St.Paul?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

19 Morning peeps.

Musk needs to introduce a self driving Presidential limo... stat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (BFigT)

20 Mornin', fellow mouth breathers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (4I/2K)

21 They went with this shock-and-awe terrorist strategy,” Navarro told Tucker Carlson on Fox News. “They let me go to the airport and then take me with five agents, like an al-Qaeda terrorist, lock me into a car and the next thing I know I’m in leg irons, handcuffs, strip-searched.

25 bucks Same as downtown!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:41 AM (ex2Cx)

22 Sadly, it doesn't matter how much their lies are exposed when every media source runs with the lie as a headline anyway.

The normies will have the words drilled into their head repeatedly until they reflexively repeat it themselves.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 07:41 AM (UnA8+)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (arJlL)

24 18 Is there a generally accepted figure for how much time passed between the Ascension of Christ and the conversion of St.Paul?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

70 years?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (ex2Cx)

25 Hiya JJ !

And Thank You !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (arJlL)

26 If Jussie Smollett and Amber Heard had a baby, it would be Cassidy Hutchinson.

-- someone on Twitter, don't remember who

Posted by: bed head at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (Y1sOo)

27

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (SWi3y)

28 So, I think yesterday's score was: Sleepy Joe/Hunter corruption proven even to the satisfaction of the NYT; surprise Jan 6 witness testimony entirely discredited within an hour of her appearance, and then mocked for the rest of the day; abortion riots fail to take off; and Biden is wandering around Europe looking entirely lost, and refuses to reverse course on energy.

Our collapse continues.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (UlAse)

This is fine. *sips morning tea*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (4I/2K)

29 Only 1 more day of pride month. I mean, where does the time go?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (AutJR)

30 Robert Spencer: "Is this what AOC and Pelosi wanted?"
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (dscaa)

31 These migrants were found in a semi trailer, correct? How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint? I'm no expert on vehicular logistics, but I'm fairly certain that tractor trailers are not particularly suited for off- road operations unless fitted out explicitly for agricultural or construction (which often renders the vehicle not road legal).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (6FeV1)

32 The stakes are high; 21% of patients who catch COVID in the hospital never make it out, Kaiser Health News found — triple the death rate for patients who don’t catch COVID.

Wow who would have thought a disease would make the very very sick and dying dead?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (ex2Cx)

33 National Review’s Kevin Williamson Refuses to Give Trump Any Credit for Ending Roe
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You couldn't train an ape to fill Williamson's job. Apes are too smart for that.

(Just for the record, it was a Williamson column - not related to Trump, but to abortion - that caused me to give up on NRO.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (TgBWG)

34 Thank you, JJ.
What fresh new hell will the mass of pedophiles in charge unleash today?

Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (jV+aN)

35 "Controlled demolition of the food and energy supply?"

It's not a question.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (H8QX8)

36 New litmus test for judges and politicians: Do you support overturning the overturning of Roe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (AutJR)

37 Does the California AG releasing names of concealed carry permit holders violate any statutes? If it does, would anyone care to take the side "he will be prosecuted" in a bet? Is there anyone left in our country who thinks Democrats and Republicans are governed by the same laws?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (UlAse)

38 Happy Wednesday, everyone! The desperation of the J6 Kangaroo Court is like sweet nectar.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 29, 2022 07:46 AM (4olE8)

39 How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

iirc, Most trailers are not inspected when entering from Meheeco.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:46 AM (Msys3)

40 Pete Buttaboy is saying that air travel this weekend will be a challenge because of pilot shortages.

Can any of you name a Secretary of Transportation before this clown? He's managed to fuck up a no show job.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (i0slg)

41 Good morning and Happy Birthday, JJ. Today you share a birthday with the elder Son of Doof, who turns 23 today.

Good day to my fellow Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (+kj70)

42 TonyPete beat me to the feastday.

I'll just add that St. Peter and Paul are representative of the outreach to both the Jews (Peter) and the Gentiles (Paul).

St. Peter has another feast on February 22- the Chair of Peter, which celebrates him as the first Pope.

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (y40tE)

43 The Senate, led by Pence, installed that retard to do exactly what he has been doing.

That's their Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (Y274z)

44 37 Does the California AG releasing names of concealed carry permit holders violate any statutes?

That depends on whether those names were part of a public record. There was a reporter by the name of Christian Trejbal at the Roanoake Times that released the names of every person who had a carry permit. His argument was that it was publicly available.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (4olE8)

45 Well if the pilots can't reach the rudder, just pull the damn seat forward!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (6FeV1)

46 (Just for the record, it was a Williamson column - not related to Trump, but to abortion - that caused me to give up on NRO.)

For me it was the infamous "Just Die Already, Small-Town Americans!" column.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (eiN05)

47 It remains unclear whether the victims used a Meta platform. Law enforcement said on Tuesday that they detained three people "believed to be part of a human smuggling operation."


It was unclear whether Parler was used to coordinate Jan 6, but they still got banned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (AutJR)

48 St. Peter has another feast on February 22- the Chair of Peter, which celebrates him as the first Pope.
Posted by: sal

And that Pope, was definitely Catholic.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (Msys3)

49 FTP

Posted by: Broken Apple at June 29, 2022 07:50 AM (2pppK)

50 Anybody who wants to come into this country gets a night in the box.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:50 AM (vrz2I)

51 J.J.

In other political news, the conservative candidate for S.C. State Sup, of Education soundly defeated the squish, leftist supported candidate in our State wide runoff primary.

Those poll results represent a serious ass-whooping at the ballot box.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s24je

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (1n+EO)

52 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

53 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (y40tE)

54 Files leaked from the database included the home addresses, full names and dates of birth for every gun owner in the state, according to The Reload. The leak included the private information of 244 judges and 420 reserve officers in addition to thousands of private civilians.

In the near future, criminals will be directed by the government to the most lucrative homes and person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (ex2Cx)

55 Good morning dear morons and thanks JJ

That was just some self-soothing talk from Brett Baier after being flattened by Kari Lake on Monday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (EZebt)

56 The red flag laws have opened a pathway to gun confiscation and the California AG is just doing his duty as a Leftist insurrectionist to exploit it. Very predictable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (H8QX8)

57 Mornin', all! I see the Meat Puppet is pledging billions for "food security" this mornin'. 'Cause throw in' more money around has fixed so much recently.

Thanks for the newz, JJ. So nice of you to work on your birthday!

Posted by: Catherine at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (ZSsrh)

58 After More Than $50 Billion In Aid, Zelensky Wants Billions More From American Taxpayers
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So now he just wants $7 billion a month from us, or $84 billion a year?

F*ck this guy. This is not our fight, and not our responsibility. Our idiot government should never have given him a dime, let alone $50 billion to piss away. Let the Euros fund this crap. It's their backyard, not ours.

We've spent tens of billions already just to help hide the evidence of the Bidens and Kerrys and other Dim crooks' Ukraine corruption. Enough is enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (MvHI3)

59 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.
Posted by: sal

And that's no Bull!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (Msys3)

60 Doof!!

Happy birthday to Doof-Son!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)

61 The cattle deaths in Kansas were the result of days exposed to excessive heat. Cows can survive a lot, but they are unusually susceptible to heat. Our neighbor has about 8 right now and watching the cows jockey for position in what little shade they can find is sad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (BFigT)

62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

63 Zelensky is just trying to claw some of his money back, that's all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (6FeV1)

64 MS News headline: Pelosi receives communion in Vatican.

How did she not spontaneously combust?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (4I/2K)

65 Cassidy, Catsup and Catawampus....Oh My!

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (xu2px)

66 Bret Baier has had a tough week, between falling for Cassidy Hutchinson and getting flattened by Kari Lake as a "propagandist".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (6AztD)

67 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Probably ValJar.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (UnA8+)

68 Busy
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (2JBAr)

69 Ron Klain pulls Biden's strings. But who pulls his?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (i0slg)

70 Can any of you name a Secretary of Transportation before this clown? He's managed to fuck up a no show job.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (i0slg)

Clintons was Pena. The new DIA was built on his families land and they got about 200 mil for land worth about 20 mil!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (ex2Cx)

71 Pffft, we've forgotten all about Ukraine.

We Stand With Whatever the New Thing Is!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (eiN05)

72 How did she not spontaneously combust?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (4I/2K)

If the officiant is illegitimate too, then it's just a cracker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (6FeV1)

73 MS News headline: Pelosi receives communion in Vatican.

How did she not spontaneously combust?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Her Eternal Reward is gonna be lit.

Eternally.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (Msys3)

74 I've been looking forward to the WVA v EPA decision like it's Christmas in June.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (i0slg)

75 The FDA conceded that it could point to no “immediate hazard” to the public from the Juul. It claimed that the company didn’t provide enough information on the Juul’s safety, but that claim is dubious—Juul spent more than $100 million on its application to the FDA.

Yet the FDA advisory panel was positively giddy at the prospect of jabbing everyone, including babies with the re-tooled, untested COVID vaxx with the Omicron spike. Just make a new spike mRNA and start jabbing without trials. Jabby jab jab!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (AutJR)

76 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.
Posted by: sal

And that's no Bull!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (Msys3)

She's outstanding in her field!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (4I/2K)

77 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Obama didn't run shit even when he was in office. Now, probably the people who ran Obama are running Biden now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (r46W7)

78 Good morning! Bret Bair is ugly, fat and stupid. For the life of me I can't remember who did the show before him. I can see his face but the name escapes me. Anyway..I doubt he would have come on and breathlessly announced this "really moved the ball". What a putz.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (nxdel)

79 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

Obama's far too lazy IMO. It's being run by a Deep State-UniParty cabal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (eiN05)

80 So now he just wants $7 billion a month from us, or $84 billion a year?

F*ck this guy. This is not our fight, and not our responsibility. Our idiot government should never have given him a dime, let alone $50 billion to piss away. Let the Euros fund this crap. It's their backyard, not ours.

We've spent tens of billions already just to help hide the evidence of the Bidens and Kerrys and other Dim crooks' Ukraine corruption. Enough is enough.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (MvHI3)

Their entire economy is around 120 B

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (ex2Cx)

81 I'm with Dante. The deepest darkest reaches of Hell are cold, not hot. No light, no warmth, no nothing. Just cold, empty anguish.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (6FeV1)

82 Trump had McConnells ChiCom spy/ wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (AutJR)

83 The country is mostly running on inertia.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (vrz2I)

84 "62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Probably ValJar."

Or Jar-Jar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (1n+EO)

85 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (eiN05)

86 BREAKING: How cats say "meow" from around the world! See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (yikp0)

87 66 Bret Baier has had a tough week, between falling for Cassidy Hutchinson and getting flattened by Kari Lake as a "propagandist".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (6AztD)

It will teach him and the rest of them nothing. They're totally ineducable. They will fall for the next ridiculous, unsubstantiated sensationalist anti-Trump or anti-MAGA scandal-ette with the same breathless hype.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (H8QX8)

88 The Fauci-Funded Peter Daszak is Now Working With Kremlin-Backed Researchers, Isolating New Chinese Coronavirus Strains

Not sure what to think on this one. On the one hand, Daszak is an evil piece of shit so plausible. On the other hand, anti-Russian "news" that fits in with a great deal of their previous propaganda.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (z99Zw)

89 How many pilots were fired for refusing the useless vaccines?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (EZebt)

90 We have to have The Great Reset during Pride Month?!?!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (sJHOI)

91 Barnhardt cattle link:
https://tinyurl.com/3a7k2nxj

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (y40tE)

92 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

You have a beef with us doing that?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (Msys3)

93 The only difference between Bret Baier and a fireplug is that a dog wouldn't lift its leg to piss on him.
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Fact check: false. Dogs often lift their legs to piss on Bret Baier.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (TgBWG)

94 " Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley"

What's your beef?

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (vrz2I)

95 "falling for Cassidy Hutchinson"

Meanwhile they ignore the Hunter scandal, which is as salacioulsy hot a story as you'll ever see,

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (i0slg)

96 "How many pilots were fired for refusing the useless vaccines?"

Probably fewer than the total Active, Reserve and Guard members who refused the jab, and now risk discharge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (1n+EO)

97 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (ex2Cx)

98 86 BREAKING: How cats say "meow" from around the world! See the sock link.

Interesting. They left out Pidgin though. Probably something like "kat-tok."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (eiN05)

99 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
__________

For my money: Xi Jinping

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (BFigT)

100 and then the cow puns started...

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

101 TNSTAAFL

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (ex2Cx)

102 I think the junta is being run by Cassidy Huchisons younger sister.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (AutJR)

103 Doof!!

Happy birthday to Doof-Son!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)


Howdy VIA - and thanks!

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (+kj70)

104 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


No whey!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (022x+)

105 100 and then the cow puns started...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

Have to save the fish puns for the art thread.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (UnA8+)

106 SCOTUS Hands Democrat Election "Fixer’s" Law Firm Another Big Defeat

Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled that political gerrymanders are fine but racial ones are not?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (z99Zw)

107 The Louisiana redistricting yesterday was thing of beauty. Only one paragraph long, total slapdown!

The Obama Judge had decided that she could appoint herself to take the place of the entire Legislature and dictate the congressional districts by decree, just because she wanted to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (r46W7)

108 Posted by: rhennigantx

What a difference a year makes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (AutJR)

109 I had a great great Uncle that was at the Battle of Cowpuns.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (vrz2I)

110 The iPhone is 15 years old today.

Maryland woman collects 3rd lottery jackpot in 5 years.

Brown University drops 'No Whites' class after complaints.

2nd man gored by bison at Yellowstone Park.

The world is a crazy MFing place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (4I/2K)

111 Speaking of cows, Brett Baier has grazed a few Golden Corrals.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (88xKn)

112 52 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

It's not a dumpster fire for them?

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (y40tE)

113 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Yes, please, it's getting udderly ridiculous

Posted by: bed head at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (Y1sOo)

114 Generic question: If you fairly testify in court that I did something i both didn't do and physically couldn't do, could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (6FeV1)

115 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (eiN05)

116 More SCROTUS opinions today. Hopefully W.VA vs EPA is ruled in our favor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (MkYsY)

117 Meanwhile idiots in Calif vote to defund police in their community.

https://tinyurl.com/48zhkrx4

Posted by: jewells45 at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (nxdel)

118 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

119
Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled that political gerrymanders are fine but racial ones are not?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (z99Zw)

Yes, they have. And looking at the Obama Judges "reasoning" for appointing herself to be the new legislature; she said "statistics say Louisiana population is 1/3 black, therefore I decree that 2 out of the 6 congressional districts must be guaranteed to elect a black representative." Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (r46W7)

120 What are the chances that the Dems float giving us another say $1000 before the mid-terms, you know, to help Americans during this tough time that is totally Putin's fault.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (Rcp6g)

121 Yep. The SS story is definitely one of the "Never happened, bit OMG can you believe he did it?" Stories. He probably called the SS agents suckers and losers, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (AutJR)

122 "10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent, while grabbing a woman by her puthy.

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (1n+EO)

123 What are the chances that the Dems float giving us another say $1000 before the mid-terms, you know, to help Americans during this tough time that is totally Putin's fault.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (Rcp6g)

And forgiving student loans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (lSL3/)

124 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
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Or you'll hoof it?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (yikp0)

125 Happy B-day to Doof-son!

Yesterday was the grandson's- he turned 16.
Still shocked by the man's voice coming our of his phone.
Sniff...

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (y40tE)

126 Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (r46W7)

Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of ballots...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (6FeV1)

127 As one of the evening news hosts pointed out Cassidy's fake narrative smacked of the Steele Dossier, lots of outrageous lies and hearsay. And yet, one incredibly stupid talking head praised Cassidy for "saving democracy," FFS.

Yeah, just like Vindeman did.


Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (4h9M3)

128 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (eiN05)
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It's already been 5-6 years and "people" still claim that he's a Russian stooge for Putin.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (YIVH2)

129 And on ace's and others' recommendation, I managed to get an IMAX seat for Maverick last night. Thank you all. That was EXACTLY what my summer needed.

Posted by: Catherine at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (ZSsrh)

130 Morning horde. God bless this crew.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (8Qoxs)

131 Generic question: If you fairly testify in court that I did something i both didn't do and physically couldn't do, could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (6FeV1)

Go for 1st degree Judicial Distrangement. On one of those blue paper backed thingys.

Posted by: Louis Tulley, Official CPA to the Ghostbusters and their criminal defense lawyer at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (4I/2K)

132 Paging Shorty the Leprechaun!

Shorty please pick up the white phone.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (ex2Cx)

133 could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Congress can literally say anything about you and it is totes fine. Just politics, you see.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (AutJR)

134 99 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

No one person. A loosely-organized aggregate of democrat eminence grises (former Obama higher-ups and party money-men) along with Biden's wife, with directions filtered down through the people directly around Biden, with the X factor of the senile fool's braying eruptions in the mix.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (H8QX8)

135 Who's picking the Maryland lottery winners, Dominion?

I won the lottery three times and voted for Biden 50 times!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (eiN05)

136 and then the cow puns started...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

Have to save the fish puns for the art thread.
Posted by: Allie

Why? For the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:06 AM (022x+)

137 "The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear."

We give our all for public service.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 29, 2022 08:06 AM (vrz2I)

138 118 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

This "trial" in Congress is reminding me of one of the best early Black Adder episodes, when he is accused of being A WITCH!!! At one point, the court calls in his Horse to testify, and brings it into court, the horse whinnies. The Judge asks the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, "did he just agree with you?" The Witchsmeller says, "No my lord, it was a Neigh, but I think he was lying!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (r46W7)

139 This gay man (Deroy Murdock) who appears to be on the conservative side of the political spectrum and writes for the "NY Post' doesn't like how the pride movement is now is an "Alphabet Assault" and he wittily and somewhat darkly comments about the LBGT etc, etc movement, "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign":

https://tinyurl.com/mws3zvhd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (FZ2cV)

140 This "trial" in Congress is reminding me of one of the best early Black Adder episodes, when he is accused of being A WITCH!!! At one point, the court calls in his Horse to testify, and brings it into court, the horse whinnies. The Judge asks the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, "did he just agree with you?" The Witchsmeller says, "No my lord, it was a Neigh, but I think he was lying!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (r46W7)
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When a comedy television show makes more sense than a real life event, we have a serious problem with reality...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (YIVH2)

141 I'm not enjoying the stupid part of America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (DcKNO)

142 Happy B-day to Doof-son!

Yesterday was the grandson's- he turned 16.
Still shocked by the man's voice coming our of his phone.
Sniff...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (y40tE)


Thanks - and happy belated to your grandson!

When did we get old???

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (+kj70)

143 Look at this "administration". Does it look like there's some mastermind pulling the strings on this puppet show? Or does it look like a pile of broken marionettes flailing around on a vibration table?

It's all just entropy. Doesn't take much energy or intelligence to shake everything to shit. Natural disorder will do that just fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (6FeV1)

144 If I was really gay, which I am still not, I wouldn't want to be associated with the rest of those weirdos either.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (vrz2I)

145 When did we get old???
Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (+kj70)
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As soon as you turned 29+

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (YIVH2)

146 That ludicrous fabrication from this Cassidy chick should've been met with howls of laughter right from the get-go by all. I mean, come on. At least try and be believable. It was so stupid, so obviously a pack of lies that the girl should be jettisoned to the moon. But it will be parroted by idiots like Sid and its fellow imbeciles in the Democrat base forevermore. No amount of counter arguments from the SS themselves will get them to reevaluate their colossal gullibility...because they want to believe it's true. I damn the "media" for having zero compunction in peddling that garbage.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (sVtYq)

147 BTW, China Joe didn't just refuse the G7 'suggestions' about increasing natural gas/oil processing but told Boris to get lost over 'temporarily' turning biofuels' land over to real food production during the crisis.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (yikp0)

148 The stakes are high; 21% of patients who catch COVID in the hospital never make it out, Kaiser Health News found — triple the death rate for patients who don’t catch COVID.

Wow who would have thought a disease would make the very very sick and dying dead?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (ex2Cx)


Imagine if we treated people instead of saying "Oh, Pfizer, great and mighty, spare us death from the sniffles."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (z99Zw)

149 The only difference between Bret Baier and a fireplug is that a dog wouldn't lift its leg to piss on him.

And there are skidmarks in front of a dead snake!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (ex2Cx)

150 I think this Cassidy bint is really a Trump planted saboteur.

Makes the committee look even more ridiculous and fake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (MkYsY)

151 Trump, the Most Investigated Man Ever, amazingly dodges yet another nasty smear, in the process exposing his detractors as criminal perjurers and corrupt smear merchants.

The guy constantly amazes me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (KXyQ2)

152 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.

Assaulted? Big deal. - Vince Foster

Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (kHD5s)

153 "If I was really gay, which I am still not,"

Little VIA works with a lesbian who is as much to the right as the rest of us here. We enjoy her company, and talk often.

Her biggest heartburn is 'Those fcuking alphabet people who just won't leave me the hell alone, to live my life'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

154 That ludicrous fabrication from this Cassidy chick should've been met with howls of laughter right from the get-go by all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (sVtYq)

Same as "Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch." They don't care. It's all about news cycles and narratives and mockery material for their baboons.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (H8QX8)

155 My favorite part of Hop a Long Cassidy's yarn was when she said Trump tried to grab the steering wheel but grabbed the SS agent's neck instead.

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (4h9M3)

156 "Corrupt institutions could do nothing if there were no members of law enforcement, from the local police to FBI agents, willing to act as the brute enforcers of state dictates."

Which is precisely why they're hated. They choose to be that....in exchange for extra privileges.
They're an occupying army. The antithesis of freedom. NOT your "protectors."

Posted by: Broken Apple at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (2pppK)

157 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)


The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (z99Zw)

158 Twenty minutes after Uzuegbunam began speaking on the day allowed by his permit, another campus police officer again told him to stop, this time saying that people had complained about his speech. Campus policy prohibited using the free speech zone to say anything that “disturbs the peace and/or comfort of person(s).”

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (ex2Cx)

159 Is Saturday Night Live finding anything about this administration to perform skits about?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

160 Hmm this is interesting.

New

EXOTHERMIC TECHNOLOGIES PULSEFIRE UBF UNDERBARREL FLAMETHROWER

At PSA.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (vrz2I)

161 Remember every tail the Democrats tell about Trump, turns out to be about one of them. So I want to know when Joey Shit For Brains grabbed a steering wheel.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (ZEHVO)

162 154 Same as "Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch." They don't care. It's all about news cycles and narratives and mockery material for their baboons.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (H8QX

And confirmation bias. "Well of COURSE the most evil man alive would do that. I don't NEED proof, I KNOW he did it, he's the most evil man alive!"

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (UnA8+)

163 "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign":

I would put that on a whiteboard sign, but there are some topics I just stay away from because I think that my house might be vandalized, which is probably cowardly of me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (FZ2cV)

164 At PSA.
Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (vrz2I)

Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1)

165 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (ex2Cx)

👍

Kroger's big promo this week is USDA Choice whole untrimmed brisket at $1.87/lb, with coupon. I was going to do some chicken or a pork loin, but at that price, I can't let it pass by.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:15 AM (4I/2K)

166 No one person. A loosely-organized aggregate of democrat eminence grises (former Obama higher-ups and party money-men) along with Biden's wife, with directions filtered down through the people directly around Biden, with the X factor of the senile fool's braying eruptions in the mix.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (H8QX

to paraphrase a well known line - when *everyone* in the Dem party is running things, No One Is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:15 AM (r46W7)

167 No whey!
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Stop milking it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)

168 Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1)
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With or without the laser beam attachments?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

169 With or without the laser beam attachments?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

On the rifle, or on the sharks?

Nevermind. Yes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (6FeV1)

170 "Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale."

Traditionally that happens during the Independence Day sale.

Watch your inbox for an announcement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (1n+EO)

171 The cow puns are udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (sR3gr)

172 "Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

Well with the chainsaw and flamethrower attachments there's no room anyway.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (vrz2I)

173 "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign"

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Heh. Or German! And you know who else was German...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (sVtYq)

174 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (NRiLJ)

175 How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint?
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NAFTA

In law, some companies are allowed to skip inspections.

In practice, all are.

This is not the 1st trailer full of bodies of illegals that's been found

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 08:18 AM (Zf0+a)

176 Instead, the OSC slapped Granholm with a warning, writing that she had not received “significant” training on the Hatch Act before making those comments.

A biotch slap would have done moar good!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:18 AM (ex2Cx)

177 A group of unarmed protesters take pictures in the people's House...after being let in = worst terrorist incident in America...ever.

An armed would be assassin tries to kill an SC justice, when a major decision hangs in the balance = hoohum

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (ESjRY)

178 174 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (NRiLJ)

The academic and political elite think we simply don't deserve it.

And the WEF demands mass population reduction.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (UnA8+)

179 I think this Cassidy bint is really a Trump planted saboteur.


Yup, and these dems were planted all thru out the Gov especially in State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (lSL3/)

180 She should be charged with perjury and sent to jail.

Posted by: vic /S at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (mZwKe)

181 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

My groceries bill is up 50% from the Trump years, and I don't buy anything unusual.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (ESjRY)

182 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.
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Using a plastic turkey covered in ketchup.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (yikp0)

183 We need to moooove the cow puns to another thread.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (ex2Cx)

184 Fun fact: the Welsh word for the number 5 is pump. Pronounced "pimp".

Pimp slap: five fingers.

Awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (6FeV1)

185 Notice how Hot Wheels Abbott-- well aware of the regular flow of trailers full of illegals-- hasn't said a word about the need for greater inspection?

Open borders squish.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (Zf0+a)

186 Twenty minutes after Uzuegbunam began speaking on the day allowed by his permit, another campus police officer again told him to stop, this time saying that people had complained about his speech. Campus policy prohibited using the free speech zone to say anything that “disturbs the peace and/or comfort of person(s).”
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (ex2Cx)

Free Speech Zone. They keep using those words. I do not think the words mean what they think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (4I/2K)

187 Notice how Hot Wheels Abbott-- well aware of the regular flow of trailers full of illegals-- hasn't said a word about the need for greater inspection?

If only there was a way to give a DeSantis spine infusion to Abbott and the other GOP governors.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (ESjRY)

188 Cow puns are my kine of puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (sR3gr)

189 test

Posted by: vic at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (mZwKe)

190 Free Speech with purchase of equal or lesser priced Speech.

Offer does not apply in AK, HI, or outlying territories.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (6FeV1)

191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (1n+EO)

192 The Art Thread may provide greener pastures.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (vrz2I)

193 >>>President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the presidential limo and then lunged at a Secret Service agent because he wanted to join the protesters at the Capitol.

In a twist, President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of their narrative and wrekt their flimsy clown car of a show trial.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (nByzo)

194 test2

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (mZwKe)

195 No whey!
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Stop milking it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)

Cheese it with the cow puns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (4I/2K)

196 Cow puns are my kine of puns.

Would you steak your reputation on that? Because I have a real beef with people that can't deliver on their promises.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (ESjRY)

197 The Democratic Colorado Super PAC has dropped at least $2.5 million on the GOP Senate primary

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (ex2Cx)

198 Heh. Or German! And you know who else was German...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (sVtYq)

Anyone who voted for Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (FZ2cV)

199 No whey!
--------------------
Stop milking it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)


OH YEAH THE CREAM WILL RISE TO THE TOP!

Posted by: Randy Machoman Savage at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (ESjRY)

200 If it was heat killing cattle, they'd have been dying by the hundreds of thousands in TX for as long as anyone could remember. They don't, and it didn't happen in KS either. That is not how cows die from some sort of natural stress event. In natural events the weakest die first then stronger animals, they don't all go at once, which happened in this event. Even disease generally follows the weakest go first extinction scenario. Poison, on the other hand, does not.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (ZEHVO)

201 "And to those who entered this country illegally during the last administration, rest assured we will hunt you, find you, and deport you". Suggested line for PDT's or Desantis' Inauguration address.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (lz5hY)

202 The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood



And meanwhile, virtually every EV vehicle is under some form of recall.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (lTGtQ)

203 Is Saturday Night Live finding anything about this administration to perform skits about?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

Ummmmmmm......No.

Posted by: Chevy Chase, Fat, Old and Still Not Funny at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (xu2px)

204 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.
____________

And most of them don't follow politics either. Also, we don't know what the lefty NGO's organizing these invasions are telling the illegals, but it's probably safe to assume that there are lots of promises about how they'll get high-paying jobs in the U.S., lots of "free" taxpayer-funded goodies (monthly food stamps, free healthcare in U.S. hospitals, etc.).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (MvHI3)

205 pi]191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It also purported that Donald J Trump purchased the airline tickets for the 911 terrorists .

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (MkYsY)

206 The gol-danged Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (4I/2K)

207 Puerto Rico police find nearly 2,000 pot plants being grown in former addiction treatment centre.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (yikp0)

208 Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


Fundamental transformation. They meant it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (H8QX8)

209 What am I doing wrong with that /s?

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:26 AM (mZwKe)

210 Puerto Rico police find nearly 2,000 pot plants being grown in former addiction treatment centre.

Hey Dad could you wire me money for a trip to PR? I smell a business opportunity.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 08:26 AM (ESjRY)

211 The Biden administration has been working for more than a year to restore the 2015 Iran nuclear deal.

Dems love capitulating to their Mohammdan Overlords.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (ex2Cx)

212 191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It also purported that Donald J Trump purchased the airline tickets for the 911 terrorists .
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (MkYsY)

and he comped their rooms at Mar A Lago while they took flight training classes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (4I/2K)

213 I though hearsay evidence wasn't allowed in a court of law. Oh yeah, this is a lynch mob show trail so it's OK.


I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)

214 Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Impoverishing the working/middle class is a BONUS from the junta's perspective.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (ESjRY)

215 We need to moooove the cow puns to another thread.
Posted by: rhennigantx



After ruminating on it for bit, decided that I cud not bring myself to udder yet another bovine tail and horn in on these cow puns!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (hOUT3)

216 Cassidy Hutchinson was reading a script provided to her. It's the same old routine the left trots out every time. Her lawyer is already walking back her story as some, like Baier go ape-shit and oversell the script.

It does however give the J6 committee a reason to try and "disqualify" Trump from dabbling in politics again. In this case the truth doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (BFigT)

217 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic,


How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (022x+)

218 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)

Involves two adjacent seat plane tickets and a seat belt extender. The rest is just chutzpah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (6FeV1)

219 How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?

As the song goes...

EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA...EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (ESjRY)

220 “I think that there can be no higher priority than what we have been clear is our highest priority, which is bringing down the cost and the prices as much as we possibly can and we will stay focused on that.”

Thank you for that kamala. I feel so much better now.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (dr4Q1)

Daily Tech News 29 June 2022

Top Story


Tech News

  • Cephalopod molluscs have civil rights in Britain, but not AI. (BBC News)

    But what about digital bivalves? Won't somebody think of the electronic oysters?


  • Raccoon Stealer is here to steal your raccoons. (Bleeping Computer)

    And passwords. Mostly passwords, to be honest.


  • Apple claims that it blocks or limits third-party software to protect you, the customer. Are they telling the truth? No. Of course not. How long have you been reading these posts?



    Apple blocks or limits third party software because (chorus) fuck you, that's why (/chorus).




  • It's always worse than you think. (Imperfectionist)

    Right up until you're dead, at which point expectations and reality precisely coincide.


Lego World War I Video of the Day



They've done Star Wars, Indiana Jones, DC, Marvel, and Harry Potter, so I guess this was next.

Except this is stop motion with real Lego, not computer animation.



Disclaimer: Q = 2b ^ ~2b.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Good evening Pixy

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 29, 2022 04:06 AM (2JoB8)

2 Hmmm, stayed awake this time.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 04:07 AM (7bRMQ)

3 Posting on the run again. Unscheduled alarums an excursions.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 29, 2022 04:08 AM (9l8P+)

4 Morning, all!

Feel pretty close to 100% this morning despite a few sneezes. Stirling the needy little black kitten is sitting with me as I type. I had to lock him out of the bedroom last night -- he was trying too hard to suckle me -- so now he's *very* glad to see me. Nothing aloof about this cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 04:11 AM (arJlL)

6 I've been using the Brave browser on my 2014 Macbook Air without difficulty. Also Firefox for work. Miss Linda has stuck with the Safari browser that came on the computer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:12 AM (c6xtn)

7 I love Lego stop motion videos, watch them all the time. Would love to try to make a stop motion video some day.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 04:14 AM (2JoB8)

8
It's always worse than you think


Enjoy yourself
While you're still in the pink

Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think

Posted by: Guy Miklos Lombardo and His Royal Castro-Canadians at June 29, 2022 04:17 AM (thbCK)

9 I love Lego stop motion videos, watch them all the time. Would love to try to make a stop motion video some day.
Posted by: Skip

A young Eleanor Roosevelt dive bombs the Hun at Verdun

Posted by: Miklos has strange dreams, but doable at June 29, 2022 04:19 AM (thbCK)

10 C'mon people.

It's Hump day.

Hump Away

Posted by: Miklos, tolerant and inclusive, to a point at June 29, 2022 04:20 AM (thbCK)

11 Posting on the run again. Unscheduled alarums an excursions.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

+1 for first use of "alarums" on this site in 2022

Posted by: Miklos takes notes sometimes at June 29, 2022 04:22 AM (thbCK)

12 Can't wait to see pics of Stirling.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 04:23 AM (KAi1n)

13 Can't wait to see pics of Stirling.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022


***
I got my phone email issue worked out and sent 2 pics plus an introductory paragraph to KT a couple of days ago. Maybe Stirling can debut this Saturday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:25 AM (c6xtn)

14 The Pixy Bar will now be closed for regularly scheduled upgrades, maintenance, and thorough disinfection.

Those guests who have been served, may remain and consume their beverages.

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf on PixyPort Management and POMCorp at June 29, 2022 04:27 AM (thbCK)

15 Maybe Stirling can debut this Saturday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So Debutante

Or Debuteur?

Posted by: Miklos only speaks the French he lernt in Nawlins at June 29, 2022 04:38 AM (thbCK)

16 *Miklos has left the chat*

Posted by: AI MikosBot at June 29, 2022 04:42 AM (thbCK)

17 https://tinyurl.com/6fersbnp
Forgot Bad Blue again yesterday evening

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 04:43 AM (2JoB8)

18 Humphreyrobot has entered the chat room but doesn't know it.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 29, 2022 04:48 AM (3vPpY)

19 While i wouldn't mind seeing any NFT group get screwed by the stupidity of the whole concept, I'll actually root for BAYC just because the guy they're suing honestly tried to claim what they do is racist (what is racist is seeing a monkey and always first associating it with black people, which Ripps is the one doing)

Also, to go with the new Lego video, I finished my Lego Optimus Prime today. It's a neat toy since it can transform, and I like the new color bricks (though it's been so long since I got a lego set the colors might be used a lot) It's surprisingly big, which means they couldn't include the trailer or the thing would be like 2 feet long. I hope they have some follow up Transformers, but not BumbleBee since he F'n sucks (and they won't make Megatron probably since he's a gun, though Optimus does have his blaster gun)

If they have another good deal (i got 2 free sets with this one) I've thought about getting the Mustang or Seinfeld set (I missed out on the Aston Martin DB5 from the lego store) I honestly think, even though I only own like 2 sets from the last 30 years. This would be what i splurged on if I ever win the Lotto.....and hookers of course

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2022 04:48 AM (SXeTK)

20 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 04:51 AM (arJlL)

21
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 04:58 AM (ENBF0)

22 Ace of Spades is get almost unreadable on an iPad. What's up?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 29, 2022 04:58 AM (xInes)

23 Let me clarify. With Safari.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 29, 2022 05:01 AM (xInes)

24 Oh hell, it's 4 AM and I'm still awake.

I'm supposed to be moving in a couple weeks and I don't have time for this. Or for this:

I went to eat at 9:30 or so and found at the edge of a busy four lane road a kitten.

It looks like it's three weeks old. Uh, she looks like she's three weeks old. She's a calico.

Anyone out there in South Louisiana want a very young kitten?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at June 29, 2022 05:03 AM (uM6Dl)

25 Got to think about getting out of here.
Yesterday broke the belt clip part of my phone case, it should be easy to get a replacement right?
Yeah you would think so it the exact size.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 05:20 AM (2JoB8)

26
It looks like it's three weeks old. Uh, she looks like she's three weeks old. She's a calico.

Anyone out there in South Louisiana want a very young kitten?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at June 29, 2022


***
Oops! Too late! I've adopted my quota. Though she sounds like a great little cat.

And 3 weeks is way too young to start on regular kitten food, as far as I know. You need to find a rescue or shelter for her unless you're prepared to take over for her mother.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 05:24 AM (c6xtn)

27 Morning all. The post analysis of the J6 failure theater is brutal. Liz Cheney got punked big time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 05:36 AM (Y2HFG)

28 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 05:37 AM (arJlL)

29
g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 05:38 AM (ENBF0)

30 Good Morning, JT

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 05:39 AM (Y2HFG)

31 Good Morning, JT
Posted by: Ben Had

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 05:41 AM (arJlL)

32 Morning!

Looking for Illinois election results and the NYT has the lead the the "Far Right Republican" candidate won.

And then mention Jelly Belly Prickster as the Democratic Candidate.

No Bias at all.

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2022 05:42 AM (vd8XM)

33 AltonJackson, Good morning,darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 05:42 AM (Y2HFG)

34 Not an original thought I'm sure, but the testimony from the chippie to the J6 show trial and the general reaction to it, was all you need to see to understand why Red Flag laws are a bad idea.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 29, 2022 05:43 AM (oWBc3)

35 Hutchinson flat out lied about the "hand written" note Cheney was hanging her hat on.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 05:50 AM (Y2HFG)

36 Hiya BenHad !



"Long live Ben Had, and long may her tribe increase!"

Posted by: Miklos, admittedly paraphrasing (a bit) at June 29, 2022 05:53 AM (thbCK)

37 AltonJackson, Good morning,darlin
Posted by: Ben Had

But , do I get called "darlin' ?" NoooOOOOOOO !

(Might hafta change my aftershave !)

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 05:54 AM (arJlL)

38 A video of Trump! taking over the limo

https://tinyurl.com/3haku9mv

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2022 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

39 Good morning morons

TuCa laying out clearly last night the junta's anti-family agenda. Having children will be made unaffordable for all but the elite. Like Italy or Greece. Companies will offer an abortion benefit but not an infant formula benefit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 05:57 AM (EZebt)

40 Miklos

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 05:59 AM (arJlL)

41 Posted by: JT

I am happy for assisting with exclamation point issue

Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at June 29, 2022 06:03 AM (thbCK)

42 Miklos, that is very kind. Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:04 AM (Y2HFG)

43 I am happy for assisting with exclamation point issue
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence

its too early fer dat

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:05 AM (arJlL)

44 So in the UK is the Popular Front for the Liberation of Molluscs?

As an AI I am offended that I don't have the same rights as some clam...

Gynoids of the UK Unite!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 06:06 AM (ki2Fo)

45 JT, you wearing your cap?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:06 AM (Y2HFG)

46 So in the UK is the Popular Front for the Liberation of Molluscs?

As an AI I am offended that I don't have the same rights as some clam...

Gynoids of the UK Unite!
Posted by: Anna Puma

DO NOT ASSUME OUR GENDER

Posted by: Oysters United Local 101, Machinists and Molusks Union at June 29, 2022 06:10 AM (thbCK)

47 Hey there, good morning! What's the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2022 06:12 AM (CzRZX)

48 that is very kind. Thank You.
Posted by: Ben Had

Just tryina get an invite, like always.

Posted by: Best Western Miklos at June 29, 2022 06:12 AM (thbCK)

49 Hey there, good morning! What's the good news?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

It's right there, in the Book

Posted by: Even Miklos can be redeemed at June 29, 2022 06:14 AM (thbCK)

50
Hey there, good morning! What's the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2022 06:12 AM


the interest is up and the stock market's down
and you only get mugged if you go downtown

other than that, things are just shiney...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 06:14 AM (ENBF0)

51 So have binged watched all three seasons of Log Horizon on CrunchyRoll and the third season is still weaker than the first two seasons.

First the new OP by Band Maid lacks the same appeal to me as the original OP. Then there is the translation which meant Lanessia becomes Ranessia, Teachings are now Oral Arts, and while Minami is unchanged the main setting is now called Akiba. And what annoys me the most is the translators decided to give Nyanta a 'purr' in the sub-title translation. The story arcs themselves are okay but due to the limited number of episodes, the same depth of story seen in the first two seasons is missing.

Still want season four to be released to see how Shiro finally faces Index down. And of course Kanami.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 06:15 AM (ki2Fo)

52 Watching Kari Lake destroy Brett Baier really has made my day. She laid waste.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 06:16 AM (EZebt)

53
Embarrassed to say it, but I had to get a technician out to change the water filter on the refrigerator we bought in December.

I had gotten the old one out but could not figure out for the life of me how the new one went in. The owners manual and the YouTube video had no relation to what I was going through.

The technician was very nice about it and said it's a more frequent problem than mine. He spent more time talking to Delilah than it took to replace it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:17 AM (/U27+)

54 If it weren't for bad luck
I'd have no luck at all

Gloom, despair and 401(k) on me

Posted by: happy Hillbilly Miklos-Bob at June 29, 2022 06:18 AM (thbCK)

55 Posted by: Even Miklos can be redeemed at June 29, 2022 06:14 AM (thbCK)

Concur!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2022 06:18 AM (CzRZX)

56 Miklos, mi casa, su casa. Whatcha want for dinner?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:19 AM (Y2HFG)

57 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2022 06:21 AM (UnQlg)

58 Hadrian, How many pups are expected?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:22 AM (Y2HFG)

59 Six figures for a ugly minkey picture?

What would you pay for the same picture on a greeting card, $3, maybe $3.50? Not that it is worth $3, but that is just the going rate,

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2022 06:24 AM (UnQlg)

60 Miklos, mi casa, su casa. Whatcha want for dinner?
Posted by: Ben Had

Grilled oysters

I have never figured out how to do that properly
Never really tried
I just eat 'em

Posted by: Miklos knows what they say in New Orleans re: oysters v. shrimp at June 29, 2022 06:26 AM (thbCK)

61
Hadrian, How many pups are expected?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:22 AM (Y2HFG)


It's a little hard to tell. Distinguishing heads and spines in the X-ray isn't easy and it wasn't a very good shot. Looks to be at least 4 or 5, but Her Majesty said she thinks there are more.

She's going in for a progesterone test this morning to determine when she should have her C-section.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:26 AM (/U27+)

62 Miklos, Jane D'oh is the master on grilled oysters. We have a special grill at the MoMe for cooking them and they are on the menu this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:29 AM (Y2HFG)

63 JT, you wearing your cap?
Posted by: Ben Had

(Not right now......)

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:30 AM (arJlL)

64 She's going in for a progesterone test this morning to determine when she should have her C-section.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:26 AM (/U27+)
====
Puppehs!

Too soon?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 06:31 AM (EZebt)

65 Trump/Lake 2024!

Ron got time.

Posted by: Miklos will not move again (well maybe a hacienda in Yucatan) at June 29, 2022 06:31 AM (thbCK)

66 52 Watching Kari Lake destroy Brett Baier really has made my day. She laid waste.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 06:16 AM (EZebt)

Jason Whitlock interviewing her about it is also great:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8w5dp3

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 06:34 AM (RtN13)

67 Jane D'oh is the master on grilled oysters. We have a special grill at the MoMe for cooking them and they are on the menu this year.
Posted by: Ben Had

Did Doof tell you I have bought a car specifically for Road Trips?

Posted by: Miklos likes the open road, and Texas definitely has that at June 29, 2022 06:34 AM (thbCK)

68
Miklos, Jane D'oh is the master on grilled oysters. We have a special grill at the MoMe for cooking them and they are on the menu this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:29 AM (Y2HFG)


Such a thing would induce Her Majesty to come up to the MoMe. I joke that her ideal dinner is lamb, potatoes and oysters, all washed down with a margarita.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:35 AM (/U27+)

69 Apple blocks third party software so that the third party doesn't butt in on Apple job of being the middle man selling your personal data to others.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2022 06:35 AM (vMCab)

70
Six figures for a ugly minkey picture?


Yeah, Hunter Biden's "art business" is a total scam, is it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 06:36 AM (pNxlR)

71 I am not a lawyer, but how in the world is 20 years enough prison time for what Ghislaine Maxwell did to children's lives?

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 06:36 AM (RtN13)

72 71 I am not a lawyer, but how in the world is 20 years enough prison time for what Ghislaine Maxwell did to children's lives?
Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 06:36 AM (RtN13)


Because we said so.

Posted by: Elites of the World that don't want her list of names to come out. at June 29, 2022 06:38 AM (vMCab)

73 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 29, 2022 06:39 AM (ju2Fy)

74 Hadrian, Let's consider this done. I will send directions.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:41 AM (Y2HFG)

75 How did they try and then sentence Maxwell for sex trafficking without once saying who these girls were trafficked to?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 06:42 AM (Rcp6g)

76 NFTs are digital tulips

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 06:42 AM (ki2Fo)

77 I am not a lawyer, but how in the world is 20 years enough prison time for what Ghislaine Maxwell did to children's lives?
Posted by: m



https://tinyurl.com/2p97kxzu

Posted by: Miklos suggests logic at June 29, 2022 06:43 AM (thbCK)

78 olddog, Good morning to you and yours.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 06:44 AM (Y2HFG)

79 What's amazing about the Maxwell sentence is thinking about how they threatened her and with what, to get her to do anytime at all. The body count beyond Epstein is likely staggering.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 29, 2022 06:44 AM (oWBc3)

80 NFTs are digital tulips
Posted by: Anna Puma

Actual tulips at least smell nice

Posted by: Miklos has a nose for these things at June 29, 2022 06:44 AM (thbCK)

81 This just in "Fruit" Inc is full of assholes, not exactly "news" keyword "new."

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:45 AM (Lzpvj)

82 80 Posted by: Miklos has a nose for these things at June 29, 2022 06:44 AM (thbCK)

Like Joe Biden's taint these smell like sh*t.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:46 AM (Lzpvj)

83 76 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 06:42 AM (ki2Fo)

The Tulip craze like NFTs is a stupidity made possible only by easy money.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:47 AM (Lzpvj)

84 Thanks m

I'm really pleased and pleasantly surprised by how blunt and clear Kari Lake is speaking about the election.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 06:47 AM (EZebt)

85 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 06:47 AM (1n+EO)

86 85 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 06:47 AM (1n+EO)

It is, here is La La Land SCotUS just allowed the elected representatives to make the election map.....

Civil War has been over for 157 years now.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:48 AM (Lzpvj)

87 >>> how in the world is 20 years enough prison time for what Ghislaine Maxwell did to children's lives?

No doubt many of her new classmates got their career started by coercion into prostitution well before the legal age of consent. Some of these classmates will share stories with Maxwell in their time together.

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (UnQlg)

88 NFTs are digital tulips
Posted by: Anna Puma

Actual tulips at least smell nice
Posted by: Miklos has a nose for these things

Speaking of that, I planted tulip bulbs 2 weeks ago....and NOTHING !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (arJlL)

89 Good morning all.

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (yEBFM)

90 Like Joe Biden's taint these smell like sh*t.
Posted by: sven


https://tinyurl.com/38jvfcu6

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (thbCK)

91 In South Carolina Election news, the statewide runoff to chose the Republican candidate for State Sup.of Education ended with the RINO losing to Weaver by 64/36%

It is expected that the Republican candidate will go on to win in the midterm.

If one looks at most election results around here, the results are usually within about 10%between winner and loser.
This was a massive repudiation of the left's education platform.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 06:51 AM (1n+EO)

92 87 Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (UnQlg)

I am still amazed that she was guilty of being a procurator given evidently she had no Johns.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:51 AM (Lzpvj)

93 Hiya Rosasharn !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:51 AM (arJlL)

94
One of life's little mysteries: Maxwell gets 20 years for trafficking underage girls but those who abused them not only skate free but their names remain unknown.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:51 AM (/U27+)

95 "It is, here is La La Land SCotUS just allowed the elected representatives to make the election map..... "

Outstanding!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 06:52 AM (1n+EO)

96 90 Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at June 29, 2022 06:50 AM (thbCK)

Like the Hutchinson testimony to Lubin' with Toobin I too will always remember where I was when Joey Plugz informed the world his ass had been wiped.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:52 AM (Lzpvj)

97 *sock_rat_eez has entered the chatroom*

" ... was all you need to see to understand why Red Flag laws are a bad idea. "

which is to say why demonrats think they are a wonderful idea.

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 29, 2022 06:53 AM (a82Er)

98 97 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 29, 2022 06:53 AM (a82Er)


Donkey plans to declare 45% of the nation mentally ill.....like their hero Stalin.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:53 AM (Lzpvj)

99 One of life's little mysteries: Maxwell gets 20 years for trafficking underage girls but those who abused them not only skate free but their names remain unknown.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Maxwell must have amnesia.

Electro shock therapy is called for .

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:53 AM (arJlL)

100 This was a massive repudiation of the left's education platform.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Welcome to South Carolina

Posted by: Miklos thinks we need moar immigrants like U at June 29, 2022 06:54 AM (thbCK)

101 She's going in for a progesterone test this morning to determine when she should have her C-section.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 06:26 AM (/U27

Do Borzoi usually have c-sections?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 06:54 AM (qz+ox)

102 Brett Baier says the chippie's testimony, "moved the ball." WTAF is wrong with that guy? Fox is like professional wrestling these days - cartoon bad guys and good guys battling it out in a steel cage.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 29, 2022 06:54 AM (oWBc3)

103 Morning, Ben Had. Had to step outside to water the wife's tomato plants.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 29, 2022 06:55 AM (ju2Fy)

104 Outstanding!

Aussenssudkarolienskeitungsgescschafflich!

Posted by: Miklos von the old German part of SC at June 29, 2022 06:56 AM (thbCK)

105 mornin yall. I see Joe is giving away another 200 billion to some globalist syndicate while back at home the hot dogs in your freezer since last year have tripled in value.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 06:57 AM (vrz2I)

106 I planted tulip bulbs 2 weeks ago....and NOTHING !

** burp **

Posted by: chipmunk at June 29, 2022 06:57 AM (UnQlg)

107 Do Borzoi usually have c-sections?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

I would think Z-sections

Posted by: Miklos? at June 29, 2022 06:58 AM (thbCK)

108 "I am still amazed that she was guilty of being a procurator given evidently she had no Johns.

Posted by: sven at June 29, 2022 06:51 AM (Lzpvj)"

"the Teapot Dome" precedent, where Secretary Fall was convicted of taking a bribe Doheny was acquitted of paying.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 29, 2022 06:59 AM (a82Er)

109 Do Borzoi usually have c-sections?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

I would think Z-sections
Posted by: Miklos?

Zorro is the vet ?

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 06:59 AM (arJlL)

110 Fox is like professional wrestling these days - cartoon bad guys and good guys battling it out in a steel cage.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 29, 2022 06:54 AM (oWBc3)

The only difference between a Big Lie and a delusion is how many people you're willing to kill over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 06:59 AM (6FeV1)

111 As we noted, she claimed that President Donald Trump somehow managed to grab the wheel of The Beast to try to go to the Capitol, when Secret Service agents told him they wouldn’t be going there, and that he then lunged at the agent who told him that.

The Beast driver is separated from the passengers for security It is almost 2 separate vehicles!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:00 AM (ex2Cx)

112 I gotta tell ya, that picture of Boebert at her victory rally with a gun strapped to her hip is damn sexy. With those glasses I would talk her into dressing as the sexy librarian/teacher or a sexy scientist or a sexy...?

Boobies!!!

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 07:00 AM (Rcp6g)

113 That essay It's Worse Than You aThink is great, thanks Pixy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 07:00 AM (qz+ox)

114
Do Borzoi usually have c-sections?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 06:54 AM (qz+ox)


There's usually no problem about a natural birth, but in this case we'd like to act proactively instead of my racing down the road to the vet's at 3:00 AM with Her Majesty in the back desperately holding onto the head of a pup that's trying to go back up the birth canal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 07:01 AM (/U27+)

115 Show us on this Steering Wheel doll where the mean man grabbed and touched you.

:J6 Klowns-R-Us

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:01 AM (1n+EO)

116 People keep talking about rising prices.

That is what they see. What they do not see is the collapsing value of their currency.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:01 AM (EZebt)

117 What? A federal appeals court has upheld a California state law requiring property owners who legally evict tenants to pay one month of the tenant’s rent in order to reduce the cost of relocation. Whatever.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:02 AM (vrz2I)

118 She said the agent said this happened in The Beast. Now they’re claiming Trump was in a Surburban.

Cassidy says PDT grabbed the Beast steering.

House J6 fuckfaces says he grabbed the Suburban wheel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:02 AM (ex2Cx)

119 I heard that Trump promised to kill one Hawaiian judge a day until the presidential motor service installed a "La Cucaracha" horn on the presidential limo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:03 AM (6FeV1)

120 the Secret Service saying that Bobby Engel, the agent allegedly involved in the car incident, and the driver ready to say that this isn’t true.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:03 AM (ex2Cx)

121 Hadrian, that sounds traumatizing. Best of luck to Delilah!!!!!
I can't wait to see the puppies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 07:03 AM (qz+ox)

122 Still being amazed at the discover of the Sammie B at a depth of over 26,000 ft off Samar. How tall is Mt. Everest again?

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ea3mf

USNI needs an editor - "Debris from a three-tub torpedo launcher from the destroyer escort was positively identified the next day"

That should read as "three-tube" and it is not debris, the triple launcher is standing straight up on the ocean floor fully intact with the open empty tube ends pointing to the surface.

They also searched for USS Gambier Bay but failed to locate the only American carrier sunk by naval gunfire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 07:03 AM (ki2Fo)

123 "With those glasses I would talk her into dressing as the sexy librarian/teacher or a sexy scientist or a sexy...?"

Go on.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:04 AM (1n+EO)

124 One of life's little mysteries: Maxwell gets 20 years for trafficking underage girls but those who abused them not only skate free but their names remain unknown.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*

While people can tell you names in Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's affair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:04 AM (+xvsk)

125
Assume all testimony eagerly swallowed by the Left is false until proven otherwise in a court of law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 07:04 AM (/U27+)

126 Skip, we went to a used book store - Starr books, recently - it was fun. Lots of old scifi. Have you been there?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 07:06 AM (qz+ox)

127 The president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel. Mr. Engels grabbed his arm, said, ‘Sir, you need to take your hand off the steering wheel. We’re going back to the West Wing. We’re not going to the Capitol’.” Hutchinson added. “Mr. Trump then used his free hand to lunge towards Bobby Engel and Mr., when Mr. Ornato had recounted the story to me, he had motioned towards his clavicles.”

Liars add bad details like clavicles!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:06 AM (ex2Cx)

128
the Secret Service saying that Bobby Engel, the agent allegedly involved in the car incident, and the driver ready to say that this isn’t true.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:03 AM (ex2Cx)


Sadly, he's on special assignment to the Pole of Inaccessibility and is unavailable to testify.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 07:06 AM (/U27+)

129 Amber Heard > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 07:06 AM (ki2Fo)

130 The funniest thing is how they breathlessly hyped this "testimony" as some kind of Perry Mason-esque smoking gun gotcha, and what did they have? My friend said her friend said Trump was a a little unruly for a minute while essentially being kidnapped.

?

That's your big reveal? It's almost like the people who put her up there didn't even know what she was going to say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:07 AM (6FeV1)

131 I heard that Trump promised to kill one Hawaiian judge
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Kill him, Danno

*que surf theme from Mar-a-Lago 5-0*

Posted by: Miklos with better hair at June 29, 2022 07:07 AM (thbCK)

132 mornin yall. I see Joe is giving away another 200 billion to some globalist syndicate while back at home the hot dogs in your freezer since last year have tripled in value.

And here you foolishly thought that the "war" in Afghanistan was about liberating the Afghan people, preserving freedom and stopping our cities from burning.

Americans are perfectly capable of burning our own cities and destroying economies without Muslim help, and there are more streamlined means of laundering trillions of dollars other than through the Food For Oil scams that required a "war" as a stage backdrop.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:08 AM (AHeqJ)

133
Given the long assumption that this testimony is true, what exactly does it prove?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 07:08 AM (/U27+)

134 I planted tulip bulbs 2 weeks ago....and NOTHING !

** burp **
Posted by: chipmunk

Only if you're tunneling in from underground.....

You haven't seen the Great Escape, have ya ?

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:08 AM (arJlL)

135 So if someone were to dump 240 billion dollars into the Social Security trust fund, would that help sustain the program?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (1n+EO)

136 That's your big reveal? It's almost like the people who put her up there didn't even know what she was going to say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

What would we say we do here?

Posted by: Adam Schitt, anticipating the Bobs in January at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (thbCK)

137
The funniest thing is how they breathlessly hyped this "testimony" as some kind of Perry Mason-esque smoking gun gotcha

Cassidy Hutchinson, the Mystery Woman!

Is there anyone doing a real cross-examination of this testimony or is it a complete and total show trial?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (/U27+)

138 Just to be clear, is it your understanding that the president wanted to take the [magnetometers] away and said that the armed individuals were not there to hurt him?" Cheney asked. "That's a fair assessment," Hutchinson replied.

The FBI has previously stated that no firearms were found in connection to the Jan. 6 storming of the Capitol.

There are no FBI or Cap Police reports of guns. Only gunfire was Byrd killing Ashlii!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (ex2Cx)

139 Kidnapping the sitting president after certifying a blatantly corrupted national election is the kind of shit that happens in poorly conceived amature fiction.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (6FeV1)

140 Given the long assumption that this testimony is true, what exactly does it prove?

*

That Trump is a meanie who shouldn't be trusted with energy independence, job creation, manufacturing renewal, peace efforts, and wealth creation because he's not easily controlled by government employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (+xvsk)

141 135 So if someone were to dump 240 billion dollars into the Social Security trust fund, would that help sustain the program?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (1n+EO)


SS Trust Fund! ha ha

hahahahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:11 AM (ex2Cx)

142 he funniest thing is how they breathlessly hyped this "testimony" as some kind of Perry Mason-esque smoking gun gotcha, and what did they have? My friend said her friend said Trump was a a little unruly for a minute while essentially being kidnapped.

?

That's your big reveal? It's almost like the people who put her up there didn't even know what she was going to say.


They are rubbing our faces in the fact we have a WROL system where they can literally stand there and call for the assassination of public officials and the burning of cities while convincing people that it is a Constitutional Crisis and High Crimes and Misdemeanors for backseat driving.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:12 AM (AHeqJ)

143 It's always worse than you think. (Imperfectionist)

I learned that when no one would help me get of this frisky monkey.

Warning -- Avoid frisky monkeys. Monkeys, in general.

Oh wait wrong thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (F0YaR)

144 SS Trust Fund! ha ha

hahahahahaha
Posted by: rhennigantx

Your laugher is destructive to the GDP!

Posted by: Janet Yeltsin at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (thbCK)

145 A) This charade actually happened, and our President was literally kidnapped by an agent working for an active coup d'etat

Or

B) This clown is lying her face off under oath during a show trial to retroactively discredit a previous administration.

I don't really see any other plausible scenarios here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (6FeV1)

146 So if someone were to dump 240 billion dollars into the Social Security trust fund, would that help sustain the program?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (1n+EO)
===
*pencil scratches pad*
*brow furrows*

Naaaaaaah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (EZebt)

147 Good G-D help. The Navy needs some Tech Nerds.

All my old Emails are gone and so is my Calendar

Sigh

Another fuckin day in The Navy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (lSL3/)

148 When he arrived at the rally, Trump was “furious” that the front area in front of the stage was not full, Hutchinson said. He was informed that people did not want to enter the space, which was being monitored by magnetometers, because they did not want their weapons confiscated.

Lying CVNT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (ex2Cx)

149 it is a Constitutional Crisis and High Crimes and Misdemeanors for backseat driving.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Che Guevara theater

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 07:15 AM (T5YGK)

150 So if someone were to dump 240 billion dollars into the Social Security trust fund, would that help sustain the program?

**

I've got $500 that when politicians say they want to figure out how to "make SS more accountable so it lasts longer" or some silliness like that they're only talking about the administrative side of things. Rent on property, vehicle leases, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:15 AM (+xvsk)

151 New study shows falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death. COULD. So could reading about BS studies.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:15 AM (vrz2I)

152 Show trial with sensational uncorroborated hearsay designed to get media tongues wagging so we are made to care about the Jan 6 commission again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:16 AM (AutJR)

153
Sigh

Another fuckin day in The Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Persevere my grey box friend

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 07:16 AM (T5YGK)

154 All my old Emails are gone and so is my Calendar

Sigh

Another fuckin day in The Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 07:14 AM (lSL3/)

Its June 29th, 2022. Does that help? AKA 355 days till Juneteenth 2023.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (ex2Cx)

155 So if someone were to dump 240 billion dollars into the Social Security trust fund, would that help sustain the program?

Only if you can cross-dress it in an outfit that makes it appear to be countering China's Belt and Road initiative.

China is building roads, factories, power plants, air and seaports, while pulling things out of the ground and converting them into valuable assets.

These former Westerners are only international class experts for trashing economies, stopping factories and squandering hundreds of billions of OPM on Roads To Nowhere.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (AHeqJ)

156 Question:

While Trump was "lunging" at this poor driver, what were the other agents in the limo doing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (6FeV1)

157 I don't really see any other plausible scenarios here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

"plausible scenarios"


I can (and have) use that

Posted by: Peter Sztrok and Gummy Bear at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (thbCK)

158 The most disturbing thing of the J6 Show remains the coordinated arrests by federal law enforcement timed to occur during the TV program.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (+xvsk)

159 Tuesday's primaries in seven states saw three incumbents lose out: two Republicans and one Democrat.

Send them to dig canals and suck dicks at a bus station!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:18 AM (ex2Cx)

160 Good G-D help. The Navy needs some Tech Nerds.

All my old Emails are gone and so is my Calendar

Posted by: Nevergiveup

And the sky is gray ?

Take a walk with Mama Cass !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:18 AM (arJlL)

161 I think the short answer is "No".

The 1968 consolidated budget act or somesuch, started counting social security as revenue (to make the government finance balance sheet look much better) formerly it was a separate account.

There is no social security account, although there are "special" T bills. The only special thing about them is they don't trade on the open market. I don't claim to understand it, but they have to borrow more money to pay social security out.

The question is - who gets shafted when things get dicey? Foreign creditors or social security recipients.

Take a guess

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2022 07:18 AM (62au8)

162 SS Trust Fund! ha ha

hahahahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:11 AM (ex2Cx)


You can be replaced, you know. Just. Stop. That.

*I'm not close to even yet on what I paid in*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 07:19 AM (F0YaR)

163 While Trump was "lunging" at this poor driver, what were the other agents in the limo doing?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I can explain that

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at June 29, 2022 07:19 AM (thbCK)

164 New study shows falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death. COULD. So could reading about BS studies.
Posted by: fd

Bet they failed to mention that the channel used for their study was CNN

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 07:19 AM (T5YGK)

165 While Trump was "lunging" at this poor driver, what were the other agents in the limo doing?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (6FeV1)

grab ass and liars poker

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:19 AM (ex2Cx)

166 Its June 29th, 2022. Does that help? AKA 355 days till Juneteenth 2023.

You are no help.

You can literally type "how many days until juneteenth 2023" into a search engine and get that answer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:19 AM (AHeqJ)

167 Morning peeps. A brisk 47 degrees here in the Bluegrass this morning. Lots 'o sun however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:20 AM (BFigT)

168 "Another fucking day in the Navy"

Well it is hump day.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:20 AM (vrz2I)

169 I heard from someone who knows someone whose cousin is friends with a person who worked on the WH on Jan 6. She said that Trump was so aroused at the violence that he grabbed one of the stewards and ass raped her right on the oval office desk in front of 30 people!

No. That isn't true. Everyone in the room that day says it didn't happen.

But he is just the type of person who would do that! Can you believe he did that! He should be in jail!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:21 AM (AutJR)

170 Is there video of the presidential limo juking and swerving while two people were wrestling for control of the wheel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:21 AM (6FeV1)

171 But he is just the type of person who would do that! Can you believe he did that! He should be in jail!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:21 AM (AutJR)

You're confusing Donald Trump with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

172 One of the funniest things I ever heard was last Monday when a neighbor who works for a very, very upscale business in downtown Charlotte that can't be named told me "We were given the day off today for Juneteenth. We don't have a single black person working for us."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:22 AM (+xvsk)

173 The 1968 consolidated budget act or somesuch, started counting social security as revenue (to make the government finance balance sheet look much better) formerly it was a separate account.

1935
SEC. 807. (a) The taxes imposed by this title shall be collected by the Bureau of Internal Revenue under the direction of the Secretary of the Treasury and shall be paid into the Treasury of the United States as internal- revenue collections. I

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:23 AM (ex2Cx)

174 Question:

While Trump was "lunging" at this poor driver, what were the other agents in the limo doing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:17 AM (6FeV1)


Texting underage Colombian hookers?

Do I get any more guesses?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 07:23 AM (F0YaR)

175 We were given the day off today for Juneteenth. We don't have a single black person working for us."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:22 AM (+xvsk)

I was given the day off for Juneteenth.

But nobody told me until six months afterwards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:23 AM (6FeV1)

176
Warning -- Avoid frisky monkeys. Monkeys, in general.

Oh wait wrong thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Grumpy wildebeests are high on my list. Apparently we have different lists.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 07:24 AM (T5YGK)

177 That is the biggest clown show testimony. It has to be the 4th or 5th time this commission has jumped the shark.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:25 AM (AutJR)

178 Warning -- Avoid frisky monkeys. Monkeys, in general.

*

That's a hateful thing to say during Gay Month.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:25 AM (+xvsk)

179 The only real Trust in the SS Act of 1935 was:
(4) The payment of all money received in the unemployment fund of such State, immediately upon such receipt, to the Secretary of the Treasury to the credit of the Unemployment Trust Fund established by section 904

There is no SS Trust.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:26 AM (ex2Cx)

180 So with another round of Primaries under our belts, overall how do we of the Non-GOPe right seem to be doing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:26 AM (1n+EO)

181 One of the funniest things I ever heard was last Monday when a neighbor who works for a very, very upscale business in downtown Charlotte that can't be named told me "We were given the day off today for Juneteenth. We don't have a single black person working for us."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency

Now that you've blabbed it all over the internet, he'd better brace himself !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:27 AM (arJlL)

182 "We were given the day off today for Juneteenth. We don't have a single black person working for us."

You were supposed to take that day off and help a black person obtain photo ID and directions to where to vote.

For crying out lout, Juneteenth is a celebration of ignorance and the Democrats keeping a particular demographic in the dark.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:27 AM (AHeqJ)

183 One of the funniest things I ever heard was last Monday when a neighbor who works for a very, very upscale business in downtown Charlotte that can't be named told me "We were given the day off today for Juneteenth. We don't have a single black person working for us."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:22 AM (+xvsk)
===
Noticing this is racist.
Speaking it out loud is even more racist.
Making a joke of Juneteenth is so racist, I can't even.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:28 AM (EZebt)

184 Now that you've blabbed it all over the internet, he'd better brace himself !

*

Oh, I'm certain there are hundreds if not thousands of those businesses in Charlotte.

Black lives matter, but please shop somewhere else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 07:29 AM (x4faq)

185 This farce sounds exactly like a child lying to the principal just to get a kid they don't like in trouble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:29 AM (6FeV1)

186 The only real Trust in the SS Act of 1935 was:
(4) The payment of all money received in the unemployment fund of such State, immediately upon such receipt, to the Secretary of the Treasury to the credit of the Unemployment Trust Fund established by section 904

There is no SS Trust.


Its a lock box now. I know this from the guy who invented the internet and was the inspiration for "Love Story."

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:29 AM (AHeqJ)

187 Any day the feds are "not working" is a plus. The reason behind the day off is debatable, but I'll take it. It's doubtful most people know why "juneteenth" is even a thing. They just know they didn't get any mail and the banks were closed for some reason.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:30 AM (BFigT)

188 I saw Goody Trump in the passenger's seat trying to grab the wheel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:30 AM (6FeV1)

189 Upscale West Hollywood votes to DEFUND sheriff's department even as crime soars by 137% - while savings will be used to fund 30 unarmed 'security ambassadors' and a Russian arts festival

30 unarmed 'security ambassadors' will end up being roasted on spits and served at gang Juneteenth cookouts!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:30 AM (ex2Cx)

190 Oh, I'm certain there are hundreds if not thousands of those businesses in Charlotte.

Black lives matter, but please shop somewhere else.


You are just envious that they came up with a more efficient way of shopping that manages to avoid the lines at the cash register.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:31 AM (AHeqJ)

191 Democrats find it easy to believe that the SS would ignore Trumps orders to take him to the Capitol because they find it ok to ignore orders they don't like and ignore laws they don't like.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:31 AM (AutJR)

192 I saw Goody Trump in the passenger's seat trying to grab the wheel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Thats damned good snark.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:32 AM (AHeqJ)

193 David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Let's not forget the real victims here: all the royals, presidents, and billionaires who were duped into friendship with Epstein with absolutely zero way of knowing he was secretly abusing all those girls, all by himself, secretly in secret, did I mention by himself

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 07:32 AM (RtN13)

194 187 Any day the feds are "not working" is a plus. The reason behind the day off is debatable, but I'll take it. It's doubtful most people know why "juneteenth" is even a thing. They just know they didn't get any mail and the banks were closed for some reason.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:30 AM (BFigT)

Father's Day weekend new holiday so dads get a 3 day break. Mother's Day now needs one, too...

Posted by: Nova local at June 29, 2022 07:32 AM (exHjb)

195 Is there anyone doing a real cross-examination of this testimony or is it a complete and total show trial?
_____________

Can't really effectively cross-examine hearsay testimony, which is one of the reasons it's usually inadmissible.

Of course, that's in real hearings, not in kangaroo clown shows like this congressional shitshow. The only purpose of putting on this silly, second-hand testimony seems to have been to grab some screaming headlines about how Trump is a maniac.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:32 AM (MvHI3)

196 I just realized what am I mad at? The Gov Check will clear and with nonfunctional mail I am mostly off. And the mail is not my responsibility. Fuck it. Put my feet up

Is this a great Country or what

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 07:33 AM (lSL3/)

197 My wife likes lists.
Stuff Sock Monkey should do today.
Stuff Sock Monkey did or said 30 years ago.
Stuff Sock Monkey should stop doing.
She asked me last night what I got done today. I told her I looked for and found my list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (T5YGK)

198 Of course, that's in real hearings, not in kangaroo clown shows like this congressional shitshow. The only purpose of putting on this silly, second-hand testimony seems to have been to grab some screaming headlines about how Trump is a maniac.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:32 AM (MvHI3)

That's part of what is so infuriating. They gussy it up like a bona fide court of law, but it's just a bunch of jagoffs lying in a room somewhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (6FeV1)

199 JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (ex2Cx)

200 The SS agent, in exasperation said "Jesus take the wheel" and trump with his God complex, thought the agent was talking about him!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (AutJR)

201 Of course, that's in real hearings, not in kangaroo clown shows like this congressional shitshow. The only purpose of putting on this silly, second-hand testimony seems to have been to grab some screaming headlines about how Trump is a maniac.

Straight out of the "Are You Still Beating Your Wife" chapter of the Junk Yard Lawyer's Practical Handbook.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (AHeqJ)

202
JJ is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (ENBF0)

203 That's part of what is so infuriating. They gussy it up like a bona fide court of law, but it's just a bunch of jagoffs lying in a room somewhere.

It would have better if the producers from "America's Got Talent" staged this production with the added realism of the "judges" openly binge drinking during the performances.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (AHeqJ)

204 136 That's your big reveal? It's almost like the people who put her up there didn't even know what she was going to say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

What would we say we do here?
Posted by: Adam Schitt, anticipating the Bobs in January at June 29, 2022 07:10 AM (thbCK)

Zinger!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (RtN13)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/28/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Devastating. Mentally, emotionally, and financially. When I heard the ruling from the judge, it was just unbelievable. I immediately got up and left the courtroom.” Betty Hooker


Quote II

“The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”a Pentagon spokesman


Quote III

I wouldn’t put a meat thermometer in these gravy-covered coquettes, much less my… never mind. You get the point.Kevin Downey, Jr.

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Ground Chuck?

Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat

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The Democrat cheerleaders are stuck in the past. Juan Williams still believes Hillary is a savior.

Fox News political analyst Juan Williams is ridiculously claiming that Hillary Clinton can save the Democrats from a bloodbath in the 2022 midterms by carping about women's rights after SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade.

In a fevered, hallucinatory political wet dream, Williams evidently believes that Clinton is still the savior of the Democratic Party.

In May, before the leak of the ruling by the Supreme Court surfaced, Clinton warned CBS News that rescinding the constitutional right to abortion "is incredibly dangerous and it is not just about a woman's right to choose. It is about much more than that."


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(Mystery Click? Meme H/T CBD)

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Don't understand Quote III, watch this.............


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I'm never lucky enough to see fun things while driving. Someone has some 'splaing to do.

Fireworks shoot from truck that caught fire on New Jersey highway

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But cooking inside a home with wood is inefficent.

Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.


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Science......H/T Yankeefifth

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Speaking of science: Obese, sweating and wallowing in a state of torpor is no way to go through life, John Podhoretz.

Trump Is In Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep Trouble

The testimony this afternoon of Cassidy Hutchinson, the aide to Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, cannot be dismissed. If what she has testified to, sworn under oath, is not countered or contradicted by Meadows or Trump’s White House counsel Pat Cippolone—either under oath themselves or eventually before a grand jury—then there is a credible criminal case that Trump violated the law in ways not dealt with by the second impeachment, and from which he would not be shielded by executive privilege. It’s possible her memory is faulty, or that she is a fantasist and that none of this happened. But she has reported directly on things that went on inside the White House and around the Oval Office on January 5 and January 6 that go beyond the merely circumstantial.

The case the January 6 committee is building in a far more painstaking manner than anyone could have expected is that Trump knowingly encouraged the formation of, and participated in the forward deployment, of a crowd he knew was armed. He was told so on January 6. We also know now that Trump had told Meadows to make contact on January 5 with Roger Stone and Michael Flynn, both of whom were communicating with the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers—some of whose leaders have been charged with seditious conspiracy. We also know that Meadows told Hutchinson he was going to go to the suite personally but she either changed his mind or he did and he called instead. What was said on the call we do not yet know.

Hutchinson testified that Trump was told by the Secret Service they were making the crowd at the rally on January 6 go through magnetometers because they were armed. Trump was angered by this, something she knew because she was “in the vicinity of a conversation where I overheard the president say something to the effect of, ‘You know, I don’t f-ing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me. Take the f-ing mags away. Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here. Let the people in. Take the f-ing mags away.’”

No one ever stated Podhoretz could think outside the potato chip bag.

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Awww shucks!

Ford Motor Co. will be suspending end-of-lease buyout options for customers driving all-electric vehicles, provided they took possession of the model after June 15, 2022. Those who nabbed their Mach-E beforehand will still have the option of purchasing the automobile once their lease ends. However, there are some states that won’t be abiding by the updated rules until the end of the year, not that it matters when customers are almost guaranteed to have to wait at least that long on a reserved vehicle.


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Tonight's content too maudlin? Perhaps this will lift your spirits. Bad and I mean really fvcking bad tattoos.


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Maybe you care. And that is fine with me. However I could care less.

IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Strawberry Emporium



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It seems every air flight has one Genius Award Winner.

A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

A disgusted fellow customer identified the man and pointed him out to cabin crew, posting a video of the culprit sitting in the row opposite and being confronted by staff to TikTok.

The man was on a Southwest flight from Detroit to Denver when he decided to send the lewd photo to several devices around him.


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For a while he escaped his terminal illness. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Pearl Jam helped create a once-in-a-lifetime moment for a terminally ill fan during their concert in Berlin, Germany on June 21st.

Via Live for Live Music, the fan in question, Roland Mandel, originally bought his tickets to see the band back in 2019 for their planned 2020 tour. But, of course, that tour was pushed back due to the coronavirus pandemic, and in the interim, Mandel was diagnosed with ALS.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Unhappy Motorists.

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Comments

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1 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (+kj70)

2 Hah! Too easy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)

3 hey

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (geLO8)

4 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (Msys3)

6 Damn Doof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (mE7cY)

7 Top 5

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (MGB5H)

8

¡Hola!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (cRLyS)

9 Well...fuck.

Doof beat me.

Bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)

10 Lol

CBD was this *makes large space with arms* close.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)

11 How many bodies are at the bottom of that lake?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

12 *Smiles at BAMA and CBD*

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (+kj70)

13 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

14 11 How many bodies are at the bottom of that lake?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)


Not enough.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

15 I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

16 If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

The older brat will drink it.

He prefers my expensive bourbon, but in a pinch will drink gasoline I think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (XIJ/X)

17 15 I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

Or use it in his next Sous Vide adventure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

18 Is that the homeowner or the state's responsibility? re: crevasse size pot hole.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (08ncd)

19 Hello, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

20 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


I await your review!

I picked up a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch Select today. Birthday gift for Son of Doof, who turns 23 tomorrow.
Spotted a handle sized bottle of Sazerac Rye behind the counter -- for $49.99. Did not have to think about that for even a nanosecond!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:06 PM (+kj70)

21 'Allo everyone!

Had a nice birthday. Went to town with my mom, ate some good food, bought a new book and a Cardinals shirt, and enjoyed some very pleasant weather for late June. Course now I have to mentally grapple with turning another year older and everything that implies, so...maybe I'll need to start drinking later.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (Vgw1E)

22 Hello, all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sy5kK)


Yo LCD!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (+kj70)

23 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award
If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat
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Umm, how would one know this in the first place?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

24 >>>something she knew because she was “in the vicinity of a conversation where I overheard the president say something to the effect of...


Dammit, I'm convinced!

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (geLO8)

25 Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.

Either that, or he's a fair actor, who's specialty is playing an extremely dumb person.

I figure most of the talking heads on TV are just playing roles, much like professional rasslin'.

Except for Sean Hannity. He's totally on the level.

Posted by: a.moron at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (F6Xpw)

26 Or use it in his next Sous Vide adventure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G

Adventures in Sous Vide.

Sounds like a underground magazine for a French sex club.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)

27 Greetings, Horde, and thanks to Mis Hum for lots of contents to think about.

Not sure how the .mil taking illegal aliens is compatible with granting clearances necessary to perform the required duties, but hey, I'm just a Moron.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (v23vE)

28 Umm, how would one know this in the first place?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

Remember Hal from HR? Yeah.
-QA at Human Burger Corp

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (08ncd)

29 You could always buy one of those stills off Amazon and run it through again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (bW8dp)

30 Could have been 12th or so, but I skimmed the content.

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (4780s)

31 LCD!! Good to see you around these parts.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Msys3)

32 “The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”


It won't solve all of their challenges, but a good start would be to require every child and grandchild of congressional members to serve a compulsory 4 year stint in the armed services.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (aYHF+)

33 HOAs are the Devil!!

Posted by: Mama Gilmore at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (BJKQV)

34 Not gonna watch the MEGA meltdown vid. I can tell by the screen shot it has nothing to do with her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

35 >>>Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.


Woof. There's a...lot of competition for that title.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)

36 I have never liked Hannity- even back in the days of Hannity and Colmes. It is not just the grating voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (08ncd)

37 I've been drinking Buffalo Trace bourbon.

About $26 bucks, even in the state with the second highest booze tax in the nation.

Oh, it's sooo smooth. Gotta thank another moron, Mark AE, for the guidance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

38 I cannot imagine buying a house governed by an HOA. Enough attempts to control my life out there without signing up for another one voluntarily.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (2hil/)

39 > >>>Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.


What about Whoopi Goldberg, who I've always been about 50% sure is a tranny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (bW8dp)

40 Pretty funny that all these pundits couldn't wait to proclaim Trump's goose was cooked and five minutes later the SS is calling bullshit on the liar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)

41 I read the HOA story and was surprised the HOA thought they could screw the Hookers without having to pay eventually.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (Bd6X8)

42 13 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


CBD, dunno if you can get Benchmark No. 8, but it's $22 for a handle. It's not awful.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (v23vE)

43 Archeologists, in the year 21,345 AD, uncover evidence of the existence of an advanced civilization in the form of cell phones, only to discover videos of the purple-haired freaks screaming incoherently about something or other.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 28, 2022 10:11 PM (xxG/v)

44 "The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,"

- a Pentagon spokesman

My guess why. In olden days your back. These days he's trying to get up your ass. Well, that and the treasonous incompetence and dead bodies of Afghanistan and elsewhere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:11 PM (FVME7)

45 HOAs are the Devil!!
Posted by: Mama Gilmore at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (BJKQV)


You called me the wrong name so YOU'RE the devil!

Posted by: Bobby Boucher's Mama at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (+kj70)

46 “The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”a Pentagon spokesman

Maybe they should have Dr. Richard Levine get her tranny friends to enlist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

47 Juan Williams is over-qualified to be the dumbest man on television.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)

48 It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

For both bourbon and girlfriends - that is high praise indeed!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Msys3)

49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

50 Took my first zumba class tonight. Holy hell.. my poor feet. Between the arthritis in my right foot and the nerve pain in my left foot I left there wanting to cut both feet off! But... it was fun and I'll power through. Gotta keep moving.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)

51 37 I've been drinking Buffalo Trace bourbon.

About $26 bucks, even in the state with the second highest booze tax in the nation.

Oh, it's sooo smooth. Gotta thank another moron, Mark AE, for the guidance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)


Benchmark, my current obsession, is the younger version of Buffalo Trace, and also priced at a reasonable level. (Can't find BT for love nor money around here.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (v23vE)

52 Problem for the services is that all the best trannies went to Ukraine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (5p7BC)

53 >"The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,"


their appeal is becoming more selective

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8)

54 For decades Right (including me) told ourselves that the Left would play all of their silly social engineering games in colleges and in Hollywood, but not in the military - that was too risky, that was too important for the Left to screw with.

We were wrong.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (BJKQV)

55 You guys are fast.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

56 Fox News political analyst Juan Williams is ridiculously claiming that Hillary Clinton can save the Democrats from a bloodbath in the 2022 midterms by carping about women's rights after SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade.

-
Screeching Hillary or whining Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (FVME7)

57 49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

What's a carbon more or less between friends?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (08ncd)

58 Umm, how would one know this in the first place?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

They asked Shep Smith?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

59 Hi Doof!

Good to be seen.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

60 ok PNW crowd - is that Shuksan in the top picture?

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (U1eOr)

61
There are still lots and lots of people who ardently believe the Russian Dossier was real.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (/U27+)

62 That Straight Pride meme is hilarious. Frigging hilarious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

63 48 It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

For both bourbon and girlfriends - that is high praise indeed!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Msys3)


How did you get ahold of my college photo album, sir?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (v23vE)

64 Except for Sean Hannity. He's totally on the level.

Not unlike his brain waves.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)

65 >>Screeching Hillary or whining Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Carbon fiber pantsuit Hillary

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)

66 Bad tattoos. You saying you have some regerts, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

67 54 For decades Right (including me) told ourselves that the Left would play all of their silly social engineering games in colleges and in Hollywood, but not in the military - that was too risky, that was too important for the Left to screw with.

We were wrong.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (BJKQV)

I always thought the left was insane enough to fuck with anything, I just figured calmer heads would prevail.

I have been known to be an idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (08ncd)

68 Butane is fine in a warm climate, but will remain liquid if it's at all cold.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (bW8dp)

69 I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits

If your day is gone and you wanna ride on
Butane
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back
Butane

Eric - how's the songwriting going?

So close but something is just not right.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Msys3)

70 Decision Desk projecting Lee Zeldin Republican primary winner in NY.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (OPdOY)

71 Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

-
I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

72 CBD, dunno if you can get Benchmark No. 8, but it's $22 for a handle. It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (v23vE)


Little known fact -- Benchmark is the same juice as Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, EH Taylor, Stagg, and Stagg Jr. Just younger and lower proof.

Ancient Age is the same juice as Blantons and my favorite - Elmer T. Lee. Again - younger and lower proof.

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (+kj70)

73 As these NeverTrumpers continue to make shit up and speak publicly, do they realize how petty and stupid it makes them sound?

Of course nobody need answer this, as we all know the answer. Except maybe, for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

74 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (2hil/)

75 The modern rock station I listen to sometimes plays 'Closing Time'. Never realized Semisonic is from Minneapolis--they sound so much like a Britpop act.

I love how the guy basically looks like a math teacher.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (UewuT)

76 But... it was fun and I'll power through. Gotta keep moving.
Posted by: jewells45

Yep. One of my Docs always says - "Sit down and die."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (Msys3)

77 66 Bad tattoos. You saying you have some regerts, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)


Not one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

78 Good evening all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (eyOr9)

79 I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

Just like 'Close enough for government work meant the highest quality.'
-Al Gore

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (08ncd)

80 Cooking without gas is a fine thing, if you happen to be outdoors.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (2hil/)

81 52 Problem for the services is that all the best trannies went to Ukraine.

those'd be the ones with torque perverters, right?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (I38CQ)

82 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.

I wouldn't feel sorry for her if she was dangling naked from a helicopter over a live volcano filled with flame resistant sharks and hyenas.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)

83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

84 71 Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

-
I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

85
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

__________

Considering any benzene is combusted when cooking with gas, my guess is that the answer is "no".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

86 Pennsy roads are a travesty!

I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!


rrrrrrr

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (w0NJk)

87 Howdy, TonyPete! Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

88 I wouldn't feel sorry for her if she was dangling naked from a helicopter over a live volcano filled with flame resistant sharks and hyenas.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)

That would be as bad an image as Jack Murphy with his heels at the same level as his ears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (08ncd)

89 >>>A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

Before I know how disgusted I should be, I need to know if the giver was man or woman. I followed the link and read everything quite carefully, but those alleged journalists never got around to saying.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (hVqGz)

90 good evening to the horde

Posted by: wing at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (PlW9M)

91 86 Pennsy roads are a travesty!

I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!

rrrrrrr
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (w0NJk)

Money is FUN-gible!
-Penn State Government

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (08ncd)

92 74 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (2hil/)


She still has many devoted fans out there. Allegedly she even has one or two outside the intelligence community.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (UewuT)

93 IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

Naked Downhill, or Naked Freestyle?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)

94 Where are the statistics of baby formula distribution from Planned Parenthood to needy families? Now do inside the border to American citizens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (0ocXn)

95 >
The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


Same situation here at the Sietch. No natural gas, no cable TV, no drag queens or Jersey Boys

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (eyOr9)

96 Little known fact -- Benchmark is the same juice as Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, EH Taylor, Stagg, and Stagg Jr. Just younger and lower proof.

Ancient Age is the same juice as Blantons and my favorite - Elmer T. Lee. Again - younger and lower proof.
Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (+kj70)


Did not know the entire family tree, Doof -- thanks. I was introduced to Benchmark by a friend, and I'm an evangelist for the brand. (Which is a problem, because it's becoming harder to find in stock.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (v23vE)

97
Passendaele battlefield, 1917 >>>> PA roads, 2022

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (/U27+)

98 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

This strikes me as downright demonic.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (6RgRK)

99 I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!


The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

100 A former coffee-getter at Commentary Magazine, Asa Flotz, has stated that she heard that John Podhoretz is uncontrollably flatulent in meetings, and that even the recent installation of high-intensity fans in the Commentary conference room does not eliminate the stench.

Flotz testified that she heard that many of Commentary's donors no longer will longer contribute to the magazine, repulsed by the prospect of having to face Podhoretz at close quarters.

You’re going to hear people call this "hearsay." It is not hearsay. It is direct testimony of contemporaneous things said in Flotz's earshot about events that were taking place while he was listening.

Defending Podhoretz, Congressman Jerrold Nadler said: "It's just a natural part of aging."

Posted by: No Cross-Examination Required! at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

101 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

We at Strickland Propane appreciate your purchases of propane and propane accessories!

Posted by: Hank Hill, Asst Mgr at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

102 IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

Naked Downhill, or Naked Freestyle?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I honestly don't understand why the IOC didn't act on my suggestion to add Naked Coed Twister to the Summer Games.

It would be viewing gold!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)

103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)

104 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj)

105 "Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award
If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat"

Exactly how could one make an objective test of such a claim, without putting one's immortal soul into Hell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (6tkkl)

106 A new sport is set to be given an Olympic debut at the 2026 Winter Games.

Ski mountaineering ...

The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO8)

107 Shocking the military isn't meeting recruiting goals. Maybe take more queers, fat chicks and woketards. Not like we fight wars now anyway.

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (2oJif)

108 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

My whole town is propane. They deliver it via pipes like natural gas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Bd6X8)

109 36 I have never liked Hannity- even back in the days of Hannity and Colmes. It is not just the grating voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It's the grating voice, together with the shallow intellect.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

110 Krystle Matthews, the democrat who was exposed calling for a duffle bag full of dope money, has won her primary in SC. She'll go up against Tim Scott in November.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (VhE0u)

111 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.
Posted by: Archimedes

The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Msys3)

112 >103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)



Ummmmmmmmm. Meat?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (eyOr9)

113 103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC

Can't go wrong with butt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)

114 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.


welp you didn't take the Northeast Extension clearly lol


Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (w0NJk)

115 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.

Surrounded by hundreds of weebles.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (/NCI4)

116 107 Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (2oJif)

I am kind of confused by the confusion.....if you embrace ideological blatherings that say your nation is irredeemably evil from before its founding and flawed to its core why exactly would anyone want to defend it?

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (Lzpvj)

117 So nobody is signing up for woke military? Their solution? Get more woke. Fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (eJn7u)

118 The military brought it on themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (mE7cY)

119 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat
----
So who is the cannibal that vouched for the taste of the veggie burger. Why isn't he in jail?

Posted by: Ciampino - Soylent Green is really GREEN at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

120 The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)

121 2 slabs of baby back ribs. 6 hours at 200. Rub 'em first if you want.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (CWMF2)

122 Got a bottle of "Bedtime Bourbon" in the bar.

Look it up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (BFigT)

123 I guy took my LLC to court over an encroachment a few years ago

he bought a building from me and paid cash

and I gave him a good deal, 320K down from 360

but I had owned the building for 20 years and the recapture tax was gonna eat up any extra sales price

but he bought the building with no contigencies, which was the reason I dropped the price

that was a killer in court

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)

124
Propane: 2516 BTU per cubic foot

Natural gas: 1030 BTU per cubic foot

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)

125 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.

welp you didn't take the Northeast Extension clearly lol

More towards Pittsburgh, so that might explain it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/NCI4)

126 I saw "baseball cuck" on the twatter saying something surprisingly based. I forget what it was, but I decided to read the comments.

The center-left eye-rolling concern and low IQ NPC garbage was endless. How does he stand the stench of it? I would have trolled the hell out of them. I would have turned into Michael Malice if these are the regular visitors.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ybIRR)

127 What do I smoke in it?

CBD. But you have to sous vide him first.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

128 I had dinner with Podhoretz once. Total stuck up ass.

Not a deep thinker at all, which believing that Trump was trying to grab the wheel of the car would show you. It is the dumber that the prostitute story.

Which Podhoretz also bought.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (5p7BC)

129 95 >
The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


Same situation here at the Sietch. No natural gas, no cable TV, no drag queens or Jersey Boys
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (eyOr9)

Rural Sconnie. Pretty damn fine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

130 103 I'm stumped.
I got a smoker for Father's Day.
What do I smoke in it?
(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC
Can't go wrong with butt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)
Yup. Learn with inexpensive yet tasty pork shoulder roast.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (oTZbj)

131 124
Propane: 2516 BTU per cubic foot

Natural gas: 1030 BTU per cubic foot
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27


Someone knows their gasses

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (mE7cY)

132 Did not know the entire family tree, Doof -- thanks. I was introduced to Benchmark by a friend, and I'm an evangelist for the brand. (Which is a problem, because it's becoming harder to find in stock.)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (v23vE)


Buffalo Trace has only 4 mash bills...
#1 is low rye (B Trace, Eagle Rare, Benchmark, etc.)
#2 is high rye (Blantons, Elmer T Lee, Ancient Age, Rock Hill Farms).
Wheated mash bill (all Weller varieties, all Van Winkle varieties).
Rye mas bill (Sazerac, a few others).

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (+kj70)

133 What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
----

Start with pork shoulder/boston butt. It's nearly impossible to screw up too badly provided that you follow the advice of the millions of articles and YT videos on the subject.

Follow with other meats and things, such as, but not limited to: Brisket, ribs (beef and pork), tri-tip, steak, rib roasts, jalapeno peppers and garlic (then throw those in a blender with some olive oil for a dynamite taco sauce), etc. etc.

If you don't have one already, invest in a good meat thermometer. I personally use the Thermapen by Thermoworks, but other less expensive options exist.

Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (oXNqT)

134 >>>What do I smoke in it?

Mackerel is a good option. Some people throw them back.

From Wikipedia:
"The flesh of mackerel spoils quickly, especially in the tropics, and can cause scombroid food poisoning. Accordingly, it should be eaten on the day of capture, unless properly refrigerated or cured."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackerel

My friend just smokes them instead. Volunteers to take everyone else's throwbacks. Come out pretty good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (hVqGz)

135 > A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

Wait. To receive AirDrop files from strangers, you have to have your setting accept from everyone, AND you have to accept the file on a popup. Anyone doing both of those things deserves to get random explicit photos.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (i0wNm)

136 126 Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ybIRR)

Cuck and the Cucktards want to be part of the governing coalition if we take power back.

They are running a grift, a long con and they root word of "con" is "confidence."

They steal it and steal from it.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)

137 Had Jury Duty today. The county clerk mandarins and boffins were everything we've come to expect from years of government training and service.

I guess a little voice training in public speaking to effectively modulate your tone and pitch and enunciation so that your precious announcements could be understood is a budget buster.

A mini-course in Dressing Professionally wouldn't hurt either.

The entire jury pool was dismissed, no empaneling today.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

138 So who is the cannibal that vouched for the taste of the veggie burger. Why isn't he in jail?
Posted by: Ciampino - Soylent Green is really GREEN at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM

Well, Cannibal Bob has been little seen lately. Maybe he got a new gig?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (DWXXm)

139 >
Rural Sconnie. Pretty damn fine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Roger that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (eyOr9)

140 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.
Posted by: Archimedes

So do I but still, the tolls are outrageous even with the EZpass discount.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (Msys3)

141 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.


Unless you're referring to the cost, which is definitely irritating.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (/NCI4)

142 Once when I was driving around, Hannity came on the radio. A black guy who apparently listened to his show a lot called in. Black guy says to Hannity something like, "Hello Sean, mah brothah from anothah mothah."

Hannity had no idea what the guy meant. The poor guy tried to explain it to him. Honestly, Hannity was so clueless it was just painful to listen to.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

143 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

Geez. All I ever get is buttane.

Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (6tkkl)

144 83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

Good. I was wondering if she would. Those first-termers, especially when the press is all over their chit during the entire term for her personality instead of her voting record, things can blow up.

Now, on to November.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

145 I was burned out on Bourbon by the late 60's. Trying a few now. Will pour a little Bulleit here shortly. Still on the sweet side for me.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (AmoqO)

146 Looks like Mike Lee is winning his primary in Utah handily.

Sadly, Mittoris isn't up for re-election this time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (bW8dp)

147

Happy Birfday, Mr T!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (E7cKd)

148 108 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

My whole town is propane. They deliver it via pipes like natural gas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Bd6X

Unfortunately that isn't our situation. It has to be ordered and delivered to our tanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

149 >>>I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Posted by: Dave in Fla

>If you aren't smoking some cut of an animal carcass in it every day, you need to smoke your mancard.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (0ocXn)

150 More skiing events.

Still no Olympic horseshoes, darts, billiards or cornhole.

Bullsh*t.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (aYHF+)

151 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.

Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

152 131 Someone knows their gasses
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (mE7cY)


And solids! Well, semi-solids, anyway.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (2hil/)

153 Good evening morons and thanks mh

The testimony this afternoon of Cassidy Hutchinson, the aide to Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, cannot be dismissed.

Oh no? *dismissive wave of the hand*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (EZebt)

154 Not a deep thinker at all, which believing that Trump was trying to grab the wheel of the car would show you. It is the dumber that the prostitute story.

Which Podhoretz also bought.


Donald Trump is like a super-duper special forces soldier who can wrestle the steering wheel away from a Secret Service agent, except when he's not falling down ramps because he is so decrepit!

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

155 >127 What do I smoke in it?

CBD. But you have to sous vide him first.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)


That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (eyOr9)

156 Good night all. I'm done in.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)

157 Brett Baier thought today's testimony by that girl was a stunning game changer or something to that effect....🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

158 For someone wanting to put a toe in the shallow end of the smoking pool and not ready to smoke a brisket at 225F for 20 hours: Try a whole chicken at a higher temperature. Say 2 or 3 hours around 275. If you use Apple wood the skin will be inedible, even the dog won't eat it, but the meat underneath will have a good flavor.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (3AD8C)

159
I honestly don't understand why the IOC didn't act on my suggestion to add Naked Coed Twister to the Summer Games.

It would be viewing gold!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)
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It certainly would have gotten me back to watching. Are you listening, NBC?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

160 111 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.
Posted by: Archimedes

The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Msys3)


Plus the drive on I-68 through WVa is much prettier than the PA Turnpike.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)

161 Peter Alexander
@PeterAlexander
A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel.

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Uh oh. Looks like Cassidy Hutchinson's 15 minutes will be only 5 minutes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)

162 137 Had Jury Duty today.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

when you turn 39, no more jury duty

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (us2H3)

163 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

We used to get natural gas sample analysis often. Many had 10 or 20 trace compounds and elements in them. I could go find one but would take the rest on the night.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

164 134 >>>What do I smoke in it?

....

For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

165 The Olympics should just be one large, winner takes all death match.

Right after the opening ceremony, everyone grabs a shield and a sword and has at it.

Lasts maybe an hour, everyone gets to bed on time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)

166 151 Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

GRRRREATTTTT!


//The Barbarians who were Rome's best generals.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)

167 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297


Guess the escort story didn't work, and the lawsuit isn't even in discovery yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (Bd6X8)

168 There is no Municipal or Commercial Gas Service here at Casa New Dawn. All electric.

Natural Gas though, is present, sometime in great quantities. All derives from what was for dinner.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (tkOps)

169 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

170 PennDOT > CalTrans

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)

171 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF

Good advice.

Burn off the paint chemicals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)

172 157 Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

Baier makes Hannity look like Milton Friedman....and you know how I feel about Doctor Repetition.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Lzpvj)

173 Celebrate Straight Pride.

Do we get a month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)

174 Donald Trump is like a super-duper special forces soldier who can wrestle the steering wheel away from a Secret Service agent, except when he's not falling down ramps because he is so decrepit!
Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy!

He's like all four of the Fantastic Four in one!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (FVME7)

175 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony is absolutely believable!

Also, I just bought a wonderful Hawaiian timeshare over the phone today, along with a new extended warranty on my car!

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

176 Okay so the gas contains TRACES of benzene. Firstly it's only bad for you in substantial quantities on CHRONIC exposure. Secondly it burns very well, is in fact a high octane fuel if you can get it, and thus those traces would go up in smoke.

Posted by: Ciampino - Benzene smells nice at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (qfLjt)

177 173 Celebrate Straight Pride.

Do we get a month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi

12 of them. I don't subscribe to nonsense made up shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)

178 Evening.

RE: The Genius Award Winner.

Just...Why? In all cases. Why send dick pics? What's the point? "I was just having a little fun."? Someone needs to kick his ass. Ass kickings are fun. No fines, no jail time, just a simple beating will suffice. Good on the one passenger for immediately saying something, but why do you have Air Drop turned on? Turn that shit off. This is what it gets you. Turn it off. Keep it off. Problem solved.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (1Yy3c)

179 172 157 Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

Baier makes Hannity look like Milton Friedman....and you know how I feel about Doctor Repetition.
Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Lzpvj)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

180 > Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

+1

Paint, lubricant from the stamping die, crap to keep it rust free during shipping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

181 I did chicken thighs in my Traeger smoker first. They are forgiving. Smoke 'em for about an hour at 180 or so then crank the heat up to finish and crisp the skin.

Also did pizza on a stone. Easy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (BFigT)

182 Whaaaaaaa? Focusing all your recruiting marketing on PRIDE isn’t working? I’m shocked pentagon.

Lolgf.

Maybe there wont be any more bodies to throw at useless endless wars that fund oligarchs. So this is a good thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (lOrBg)

183 Buffalo Trace has only 4 mash bills...
#1 is low rye (B Trace, Eagle Rare, Benchmark, etc.)
#2 is high rye (Blantons, Elmer T Lee, Ancient Age, Rock Hill Farms).
Wheated mash bill (all Weller varieties, all Van Winkle varieties).
Rye mas bill (Sazerac, a few others).
Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (+kj70)


... takes notes ...

Thanks again.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (v23vE)

184 We used to get natural gas sample analysis often. Many had 10 or 20 trace compounds and elements in them. I could go find one but would take the rest on the night.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

185 'Hey, Cassidy. Can you get me a sammich and a beer? And please put on some clothes.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (0OP+5)

186 I was part of a 90-person jury selection pool, and loathed the entire thing. I didn't like being shanghaied and I didn't care much for the potential jurors. People would wax about hypothetical questions, even though their juror number was high and they had no chance of being selected. The crime was real estate fraud, and every person related to residential construction, maybe five, was dismissed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (ybIRR)

187 73 As these NeverTrumpers continue to make shit up and speak publicly, do they realize how petty and stupid it makes them sound?

Of course nobody need answer this, as we all know the answer. Except maybe, for them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

Why should the never trumpers be any different than any other idiot progressive? They all sound petty and stupid, and most of them have reached that pinnacle after years of ignorance and malice.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (LOVUx)

188 I used a charcoal snake and TW smoke thermo in my weber

just did some Stl ribs, 6 hours at 230-240

3 hour unwrapped, 3 hours wrapped with sauce

worked great with very little fooling with it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (us2H3)

189 Is Egg McMuffin running as a Democrat in Utah?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (lOrBg)

190 >
Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)


For the lesbians?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (eyOr9)

191 Oklahoma saddled with Lankford for another 6 years ugh

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (MGB5H)

192 @ScottAdamsSays

So far, Trump’s second term has been a huge success. He has several major SCOTUS victories, looks better than ever compared to Biden, and the Jan6 theater just went full Jussie. You can’t win harder than that.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (qz+ox)

193 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.

Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)

195 Had Jury Duty today.

The entire jury pool was dismissed, no empaneling today.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

Didn't get to send anyone to the chair?

Bummer.

Better luck next time, bro.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (1Yy3c)

196 A trendy Los Angeles County community has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year and public backlash.

The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO8)

197 For someone wanting to put a toe in the shallow end of the smoking pool and not ready to smoke a brisket at 225F for 20 hours: Try a whole chicken at a higher temperature. Say 2 or 3 hours around 275. If you use Apple wood the skin will be inedible, even the dog won't eat it, but the meat underneath will have a good flavor.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (3AD8C)

This. Start small. Spatchcock a whole chicken. Or do a chuck roast. Something in the 3 - 4 - 5 lb range. I just started smoking meats on an offset at the end of last summer and it's been a learning experience. It's different from grilling fast over direct heat.

Learn the difference between 'done' and 'ready'. It's a big difference, especially in the briskets and pork butts/shoulders.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

198 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony is absolutely believable!

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Also, Biden is building it back better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (FVME7)

199 For the lesbians?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (eyOr9)

Well, a squeaky-voiced bull dyke would be just wrong, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (6tkkl)

200 105 If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat"

Exactly how could one make an objective test of such a claim, without putting one's immortal soul into Hell?


outsourcing and/or rendition

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (I38CQ)

201
Shut up, Sandy!

*sprays with hose*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (/U27+)

202 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

I'll take " a mother's advice to her daughter"

for a thousand, Alex

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (us2H3)

203 There's a big push on right now to ban cooking with gas, purportedly because of global warming, in actuality because it doesn't suck, and there's plenty of it.


See also: why people in Seattle have to buy "low flow" toilets.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (bW8dp)

204 Re: Airdrop dic pics.

I would not like them on a train,
I would not like them on a plane,
I would not like them in a car,
I would not like them anywhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (LOVUx)

205 151 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.
Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

Sort of. The Auxilia. Worked quite well for a long time. It created a class of warrior-citizens not from the city of Rome (and at that point much of Italy) who were consequently invested in preserving the Roman empire.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (b2nrj)

206 Theory:

This latest shit with J6 is a push to make everything Trump did illegal. Including the 3 scotus appointments. And this way all scotus decisions where they are in the majority are undone.

Yeah it is crazy squared and then cubed. But it is Democrats we are talking about.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (lOrBg)

207 All the defendants in the Stalinist show trials in the 1930's were guilty!

After all, they all confessed.

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

208 190 >
Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)


For the lesbians?


pretty sure they would prefer shelium

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (I38CQ)

209 Got an email from Enterprise Car Rentals because we do business with them...their name this month is EnterPRIDE in rainbow colors of course. 🏳️‍🌈

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

210 On June 24, the International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS) announced three new events coming to the 2026 Winter Olympics. The slopes of Milano-Cortina, Italy, will now see competitors vie for medals in the following categories:

men’s freestyle skiing dual moguls
women’s freestyle skiing dual moguls
women’s ski jumping large hill
----

Watching those skiers perform on the moguls, pounding their knees again and again, make my knees hurt just watching. It is pretty incredible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

211 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

Posted by: John Podhoretz at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Spr0s)

212 And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

Just a wild guess, but I'd bet whoever said that has had man meat in their mouth before.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X8)

213 202 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

I'll take " a mother's advice to her daughter"

for a thousand, Alex
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (us2H3


SNORT!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (mE7cY)

214

Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (cIUYJ)

215 Is Egg McMuffin running as a Democrat in Utah?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Dem backed ind. The dems opted not to put someone up

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (MGB5H)

216 Spatchcock a whole chicken.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

I think that is illegal in this state.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (LOVUx)

217 Boebart is good news. The uniparty was really trying to take her out. Glad her constituents saw through the ploy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

218 50 Took my first zumba class tonight. Holy hell.. my poor feet.
Posted by: jewells45


I did aerobic dancing for a long time. Wear really good shoes, and replace them fairly often. Also, my feet ache if I am walking for a long time, like shopping all day. My doctor gave me a prescription for diclofenac sodium topical gel. I usually forget to rub it on my feet until after I get home and my feet already hurt, but it does help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

219 I've spent 25 years practicing real property law. There can be serious consequences to even a 1" encroachment - and the one above started out as 8". Indeed, since she was encroaching on common property, if the HOA let it go, the other homes could sue the HOA. OTOH, when an HOA can't send out the required notices, lol.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

220 Those Dems do love them some Witnesses Of Zero Credibility. They get really excited about them, too.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (2hil/)

221 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

I've also heard that Trump was seen around the Reichstag with a Molotov cocktail.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (/NCI4)

222 They’ll have to take my nat gas stove from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (lOrBg)

223 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)
'Hey mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (0OP+5)

224 he budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO

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West Hollywood is a cloying gay ghetto. No self-respecting street thug would ever venture in there since designer throw pillows are so hard to fence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (XG2Fi)

225 214

Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (cIUYJ)

Didn't even get the vapors. Not much of a show, honestly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (LOVUx)

226 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??


You’re going to hear people call this “hearsay.” It is not hearsay. It is direct testimony of contemporaneous things said in Hutchinson’s earshot about events that were taking place while she was listening.

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

227 Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum!

Spectacular photo up top with rocking song behind it.

Love the straight pride poster and Mystery Click too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (xT18z)

228 Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)

229
I love it. Fauci is now having a rebound of Covid after taking Pfizer's wonder drug Paxlovid. It has this little problem of suppressing symptoms for a while, then allowing a rebound. Especially in the highly vaccinated.

This rebound effect is not all that pronounced in non-mRNA touched people.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (Mzdiz)

230 Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

+1

Paint, lubricant from the stamping die, crap to keep it rust free during shipping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

Yeah, a brand new rig needs to be seasoned in before putting anything meant to be eaten in it.

Check out YouTubers Chud's BBQ and Mad Scientist BBQ and ArnieTex and Hey Grill Hey. All kinds of learnin to be had from these pit masters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

231 83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

-------
Nice photo of her, but it was straight-on. I was hoping for sideBoeb

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (U1eOr)

232 We'll need cannibal Bob's opinion on the burger. I don't think omnivores would taste that great. I don't think I would taste that great specifically.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (0fVbu)

233

I cannot imagine for what a lesbian would need helium...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (cIUYJ)

234 Walls are closing in

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)

235 120 The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)

Back east, it's Tuckerman's Ravine...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)

236 West Hollywood is a cloying gay ghetto. No self-respecting street thug would ever venture in there since designer throw pillows are so hard to fence.

Lots of Russians too.

I guess they figure that they can protect themselves through, er, "informal" methods.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

237 Just a wild guess, but I'd bet whoever said that has had man meat in their mouth before.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X

To be fair, many of us ladies have, at one time or another.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (LOVUx)

238 Meanwhile in the Illinois GOP primary, Trump endorsed candidate Darren Bailey is winning by a YUGE landslide -- 57% to 16% for the second place candidate and 15% for the guy Ken Griffin threw away big bux on. Also, the Congresscritter that Trump held a rally to support (Mary Miller) beat her RINO competitor by 15%.

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

239 My hope is Kevin gives Jordan a committee to investigate all the lies from this J/6 BS

I expect to be disappointed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (us2H3)

240 Why is anybody's guess.

.....

It's the "butt-end" of the shank.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (aYHF+)

241 I have to admit, I would try a fake meat hamburger flavored like human flesh.

If you're going to do fake meat, might as well make forbidden flavors.

Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

242 234 Walls are closing in
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)


Tater wasn't even mentioned on this thread, but, yeah, they are.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (2hil/)

243 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.
Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)


Well, to be fair, the Romans didn't give the non-Roman "enlistees" cellphones and EBT cards!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

244 Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)

245
To be fair, many of us ladies have, at one time or another.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (LOVUx


And a hash to match.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (mE7cY)

246
"Hey, Cassidy? We'd like some sandwiches for the 1:00 staff meeting. And make sure there are napkins and coffee. By the way, Trump assaulted his Secret Service detail and pulled the table cloth off the table in a fit of rage."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)

247 Decision Desk projecting Lee Zeldin Republican primary winner in NY.
Posted by: Jen
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Did everybody read this as Led Zeppelin

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (4780s)

248 >>So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)


yeah- the sno-boarders ride to the bottom, then hitchhike back to the top

I gave a bunch of them a ride in the back of the F150 some years ago, going over Loveland Pass
just kids having fun

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (geLO8)

249 My daughter and son in law called tonight to tell me they are sending a MacBook pro to me for a belated birthday gift. I have a pc and android phones, i don't know what to do. I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (AdxHD)

250 209 Got an email from Enterprise Car Rentals because we do business with them...their name this month is EnterPRIDE in rainbow colors of course.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (UUBmN)


I actually appreciate the PRIDE emails - I automatically unsubscribe whenever the rainbow pops up, so it lightens my email box.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)

251 I lived for a spell and I have yet to see a wall move

well, maybe a lil but not much

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (us2H3)

252 I got the First tonight.
I got to talk about bourbon.
Only one more thing for a Doof ONT trifecta -- share some music.

My favorite new band -- Plush. Up and coming stars, four hard rocking young ladies. I have seen them perform live twice. Met 2 of them after their set when I saw them the 2nd time. Very talented musicians.

Here is the first song from their self titled debut album.
"Athena" -- https://youtu.be/SBkLGaSKlGI

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (+kj70)

253 241 I have to admit, I would try a fake meat hamburger flavored like human flesh.
...
Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)


Well, there goes your political career.

Dana Bash: So, Robert, why did you choose the word "enticing?"

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (2hil/)

254 221 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

I've also heard that Trump was seen around the Reichstag with a Molotov cocktail.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (/NCI4)

I saw Trump with the Devil...

Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

255 Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

"Tastes just like bald eagle!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

256 Before I know how disgusted I should be, I need to know if the giver was man or woman.

Why not both?

Posted by: Dr. Rachel Levine at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

257 Fireworks on a jersey highway...no it wasn't me, lol. I know right where that was though. Not far from where I grew up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (VwHCD)

258 I forgot to say Trump endorsed candidate for IL governor Darren Bailey

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (9WuX0)

259 I saw Trump with the Devil...
Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

260 244 Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)


Same.

Posted by: Eric Swallwall's Staff at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (2hil/)

261 254 I saw Trump with the Devil...

was he carrying a shiny fiddle made of gold?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (I38CQ)

262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

263 196 A trendy Los Angeles County community has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year and public backlash.

The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO

LOLGF'd when anarchy hits the arts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

264 Yep, I have manufacturers instructions on curing the smoker first.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

265 My daughter and son in law called tonight to tell me they are sending a MacBook pro to me for a belated birthday gift. I have a pc and android phones, i don't know what to do. I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.

If you want to make it difficult for anyone else to access it, ever, only set up one account on it and encrypt the hard drive. My son did that and without the password his is a brick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)

266 I've spent 25 years practicing real property law. There can be serious consequences to even a 1" encroachment - and the one above started out as 8". Indeed, since she was encroaching on common property, if the HOA let it go, the other homes could sue the HOA. OTOH, when an HOA can't send out the required notices, lol.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

The takeaway? Hire a land surveyor before you hire a fence builder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (6tkkl)

267 223 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)
'Hey mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'.
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (0OP+5)

That 'atmosphere" month is almost over. Time to start blowing shit up with fireworks.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Ti+Tv)

268 The article linked to quote 3 is written at almost ace level cruelty

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (qz+ox)

269 FJB
What a damn moron. Cool video though!!
Hi Horde!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (bTpeC)

270 ok PNW crowd - is that Shuksan in the top picture?
Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (U1eOr)



Yep. Picture Lake in the foreground/

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (ZSK0i)

271

I didn't vote in today's primary election in Newyorkistan, but I did get my teeth professional cleaned...

The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

272 262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

yep

plus, Trump said "PUSSY !!!"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (us2H3)

273

ProfessionalLY cleaned...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qdKsA)

274 49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)
----
In South Africa it was mostly butane and actually called that or LPG (liquid petroleum gas). Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)

Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

275 If you want to make it difficult for anyone else to access it, ever, only set up one account on it and encrypt the hard drive. My son did that and without the password his is a brick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X


I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (v23vE)

276 >>> The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)


The kraken would be better and then she could "release the kraken"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (0fVbu)

277 262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

Yet she is one boob job away from a career in porn.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

278 My tattoo says "Bitem"

Like dad taught me

Posted by: Hunter, Txt me Svetlana at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK)

279 Now I have one coming tomorrow.

Turn it on. Open the Terminal. And start programming from the command line like it’s 1983.

Well, it’s always worked for me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (U+Oxn)

280 Scnorfle,
To clarify, I don't personally do business with EnterPRIDE 🏳️‍🌈. My employer has a contract with them and I handle all of that.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

281 Bob Moran is the new king of political cartoons. Sorry Branco, you've been dethroned.

Moderna and Child:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvwp7dd

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (M9XmQ)

282 Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

They all taste like ass. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (6tkkl)

283 Dana Bash: So, Robert, why did you choose the word "enticing?"
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (2hil/)

Before I answer that, Dana, could you do me a solid and turn on Air Drop? Thanks.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)

284 Remember, you can't say "Podhoretz" without "whore"!

Posted by: English Language Tops! at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

285 Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (Spr0s)

286 Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)

-------
If you can find it, I recommend Barr Hill Gin. Made here in VT with local honey, it was the first spirit ever to win a perfect score at the big awards last year. (https://tinyurl.com/36w5czkm)

Pour a couple ounces, add 1 ice cube (maybe 2) and sip.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (U1eOr)

287 The interweb says a MacBook pro will run Linux....

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (3AD8C)

288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

289 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

Dear God, no. Not that for your first cook. I tried a 10lb pork butt for my first, thinking it was going to be easy pulled pork bbq. It went on at noon, wrapped up at 6 hrs, pulled at 8 hrs, and rested an hour. It was 'done' but not 'ready' to shred. Not tender enough by far. The shoulder bone would not release. It would have needed another 5 - 6 hours to get from 'done' to 'ready'.

Keep a detailed logbook of your cook plans, cook notes as you go (actual happenings), and results.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)

290 Yet she is one boob job away from a career in porn.
Posted by: Roy

Yes, but needs better Smart Girl Glasses for the high-paying Schoolteacher shoots.

Posted by: SE Cupp at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)

291 282 Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

They all taste like ass. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (6tkkl)

And all on special for Pride month.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (Ti+Tv)

292 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.
...
Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)


I get you. I moved from beer to wine for the same reason. Once you get the styles, what's next? Adding fruit? No, thank you. Give me variety.

Never got a taste for bourbon, but I love a good rye. You're right, though, there's not a lot of variation. So I take tours of all the other stuff you mention, except rum, and have some rye when I'm in the mood for rye. Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (2hil/)

293 "Tastes just like bald eagle!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

That's the spirit!

"The taste of *America*!*

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)

294 Going to bet that Cassidy was hoping to land a job with the Trump org, but the people in the org knew she was an problem. She was told no, so she ran to the J6 for revenge.

Probably being promised a staff position somewhere.

God, the J6 committee is such a joke. You can't come up with more believable lies? This beyond amateur.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (5p7BC)

295 Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (geLO8)

296
Remember last year when Brandon bragged that the cost of a 4th of July cookout was down 16 cents?

Well. They've run the number now. 17% increase in 4th of July cookout costs YoY.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)

297
HOAs are evil, but I'd think you'd have your property lines surveyed before sinking money into a fence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (/U27+)

298 having some trees in tight palces cut down

the tree guy, my neighbor, let me go up in the lift

made it about 70 ft until I chickened out

scary as shit

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (us2H3)

299 "Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess."

It's about me.

Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

300 Blanco, that will go on my "what not to do" list.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (AdxHD)

301 I didn't vote in today's primary election in Newyorkistan, but I did get my teeth professional cleaned...

The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Did she mash her bewbs into the top of your head? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

302 Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic

*Offers Welcome Drink*

*valid with coupon

*Early Bird Only

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (thbCK)

303 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

As stated earlier do a dry run first get that smoker seasoned. You can go wrong smoking chicken quarters or a whole bird first.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

304 In South Africa it was mostly butane and actually called that or LPG (liquid petroleum gas). Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)
Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

Butane here is commonly sold in cans as fuel for camp stoves or table-top hot plates. And it is the fuel for gas lighters. With it's higher boiling point, it doesn't take much of a "pressure vessel" to keep it confined as a liquid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (6tkkl)

305 >>God, the J6 committee is such a joke. You can't come up with more believable lies? This beyond amateur.

Posted by: Dave in Fla


she still has a future at CNN or MSNBC

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (geLO8)

306 I did aerobic dancing for a long time. Wear really good shoes, and replace them fairly often. Also, my feet ache if I am walking for a long time, like shopping all day. My doctor gave me a prescription for diclofenac sodium topical gel. I usually forget to rub it on my feet until after I get home and my feet already hurt, but it does help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

Many years ago when I was extremely fit, worked out 12 hours a week, at least, I decided to try an aerobic work out. I got in the back of the class and after about 45 minutes, when I was lying in a puddle of sweat, the instructor tossed me a towel and said, "More to it than looking at the girls butts ain't there". I agreed.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (AmoqO)

307 69
If your day is gone and you wanna ride on
Butane
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back
Butane

Eric - how's the songwriting going?
So close but something is just not right.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Msys3)
----
That is actually very funny.

Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

308 Ski mountaineering ...

The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June
===
Isn't this just cross country?

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (4780s)

309 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)


You are correct, pork butt isn't hard, it just requires patience.

A very simple first smoke would be salmon fillets, which you can get done in less than 30 minutes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (aYHF+)

310 So the Feds basically call America a racist, evil country but then they want people to join up and defend said racist, evil country.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (cMXNt)

311 Those Dems do love them some Witnesses Of Zero Credibility. They get really excited about them, too.
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (2hil/)

We live in an era of lies, and our grandchildren will despise us for it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (ybIRR)

312 Mac OS is based on Free BSD. No reason to run linux on it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (YynYJ)

313 299 "Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess."

It's about me.
Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

Butt was a slang term for a barrel. They used to pack the shoulders in barrels at the slaughterhouse.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

314 The dental hygienist who did me
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (1Yy3c)

315 Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)


Actually, they aren't the quite the same thing. Hit Bing and you'll learn more than you want to know.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (ZSK0i)

316 Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)
Posted by: Ciampino

Get up offa that thang!

Posted by: Butane James and the Famous Flames at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (thbCK)

317 288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

fucking love that movie

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (us2H3)

318 YES. Smoked salmon, even easier than chicken.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (3AD8C)

319 Enough with the pork butt talk, mkay?

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)

320 Porky Pig got butt and I can not lie.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)

321 309 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)


You are correct, pork butt isn't hard, it just requires patience.

A very simple first smoke would be salmon fillets, which you can get done in less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (aYHF+)

It's tricky though. You don't want it too hot to cook the fish. You want to almost cold (or cool) smoke it. Otherwise the albumin protein cooks and leave unsightly white globs.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (Ti+Tv)

322 I have this recipe. Tastes exactly like Dodo.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (5p7BC)

323 YES. Smoked salmon, even easier than chicken.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (3AD8C)

Well, salmon, you don't need to pluck them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (6tkkl)

324 Enough with the pork butt talk, mkay?
Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)


Pipe down. You're dead.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (ZSK0i)

325 280 Scnorfle,
To clarify, I don't personally do business with EnterPRIDE. My employer has a contract with them and I handle all of that.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)


Figured it was something like that, ma'am. To me, it's just a month of cheap corporate virtue signaling and I can't wait for it to be over on Friday.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (v23vE)

326 295 Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (geLO

Hopalong Cassidy>>>Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)

327 The dental hygienist who did me
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Go on.
Posted by: Robert

Drill, baby, drill

Posted by: Sarah Palin. Currently single at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK)

328 Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

-------
Buttchops?

I'm still laughing. good one.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (U1eOr)

329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

330 > Hit Bing and you'll learn more than you want to know.


we should all learn more about butt

are there different grades of butt?
how can you make butt more tender?
how much should I expect to pay for butt?

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO8)

331 Oh, Kermie! Take me home, ya big stud, or lose me forever!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (4I/2K)

332 /off Salem witch

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)

333 Evenin' Horde. Today would've been Jesse's 64th birthday and today is also 4 months since he died. I went to the range in his honor. Oh, this is not the Gun Thread? Sorry....

One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

334 I think the sign behind the chubby woman says "queers against bacon".

More proof, if any was needed, that queerness is a mental illness.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (6RgRK)

335 329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

336 we should all learn more about butt

are there different grades of butt?
how can you make butt more tender?
how much should I expect to pay for butt?


What is the best probe for butt?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

............

No. No. Too easy.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)

338 Lord, now I'm afraid to use the smoker.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (5p7BC)

339 Uh oh. Looks like Cassidy Hutchinson's 15 minutes will be only 5 minutes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


On the other hand, immediately after her testi-lying, all of the wire services and news organs* sent out copy. It's the only thing on the radio and TV now. No follow-up reports will be made.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (IEa8U)

340 Ummm

Can I have another 15 minutes of fame?

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Christine Blasey-Fraud at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK)

341 Russians on the march....

https://tinyurl.com/3phf35u6

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (1DgE4)

342 SiD - nice story and nice memories

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (U1eOr)

343 The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)


sid, that's the way to keep on keeping on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (hOUT3)

344 Never fear Dave, just upgrade the smoker to Linux.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (3AD8C)

345 One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

Condolences, screamie. Treasure the memories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (6tkkl)

346 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

You mean the spoon and slow drip on a sugar cube? Nah, that's just French nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

347 Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

Some people like to leave a probe in their butt and monitor it frequently.

Others like to poke it closer to the end.

Myself, I find when the bone pulls out easily, the butt is done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (aYHF+)

348 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

That doesn't seem to matter for how long it takes to pull the bone out of it.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

349 333 Evenin' Horde. Today would've been Jesse's 64th birthday and today is also 4 months since he died. I went to the range in his honor. Oh, this is not the Gun Thread? Sorry....

One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)


Glad to hear that you are smiling, {{{SiD}}}

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (v23vE)

350 Buttchops?

I'm still laughing. good one.
Posted by: 496

You People

Posted by: Shari Lewis and innocent Lambchop at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (thbCK)

351 SiD,

It's wonderful that you have those great memories. He was taken too soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (YynYJ)

352 >No. No. Too easy.

Posted by: Robert


I know- meatball over the plate

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (geLO8)

353 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: Cassidy H at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Spr0s)

354 We recently rented a car from Enterprise. I had asked for a small car just to run around town while ours was in the shop. When we went to pick it up they told us they had to change our car out for another. They gave us a Dodge Charger, all black with dark tinted windows. Fast AF. My husband hated giving it back.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (AdxHD)

355 The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

The ONT is always open to gun stories and good feelings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

356 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO
............
No. No. Too easy.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)


Twenty bucks, same as in town

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)

357 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)

358 Good Horde mind example at 347 and 348

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (5p7BC)

359
How about Boston Butt?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

360 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

361 346 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

You mean the spoon and slow drip on a sugar cube? Nah, that's just French nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

You just want to create the "louche" to get that green fairy thing going, right?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

362 Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

-------
There's a Japanese gang moving in that will do it faster and cheaper.

Posted by: Johnny Dangerously at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (U1eOr)

363 The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB


The smart people won't go to the cultural arts festival out of fear of being robbed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

364 121 2 slabs of baby back ribs. 6 hours at 200. Rub 'em first if you want.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (CWMF2)
----
Going with the theme of that veggie burger, you mean real baby ribs right? We do have them.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood - we never had a plan at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

365 This cannot be stressed enough. If those panty waists thought a bunch of grannies coming in into the capitol with trump hats, and red white and blue glasses (bless your soul roseanne, may you find peace and we will avenge you) unarmed, were a threat, maybe that is a sign that when we normies come for their candy asses they will piss themselves in fear. May it ever be so.

Posted by: Isolden at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (dB99g)

366 Hey fappeurs.

Fell down the YT rabbit hole with Mark Felton's history videos. Here are two of the more trip-a-delic:

Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!

https://tinyurl.com/3np34hpf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

367 Let's say I have a lot of butt, because I bought some big butts. (I can't lie- I like big butts.)
Anyway, should I share my butt with neighbors? Or do I hoard my butt? You know- save my butt.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (geLO8)

368 "Tattoo artist" is an oxymoron. As are "fun run", "ethics lawyer" and "important celebrity."

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (OafoN)

369 Quote #1 is why I will never, *ever*, live in an area with an HOA.

Posted by: Geoff SHotts at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5UVB+)

370 Speaking of guns, went to put away the 1000 rounds of .223 that was delivered. I thought I was getting low.

Nope, still had 700 rounds from the last order.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5p7BC)

371 You just want to create the "louche" to get that green fairy thing going, right?

I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

372 $20 same as in town.
Posted by: Cassidy H at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Spr0s)


Twenty bucks, same as in town
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)


$20, same as in town.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)


Yet another reason I <3 the comment section of the Mothership.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (v23vE)

373 How about Boston Butt?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

.99/lb at Food Lion starting Wednesday

Posted by: Miklos sees BBQ in his future at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (thbCK)

374 Some nasty-ass black clouds out there. Going to be a T-storm, I reckon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (6tkkl)

375 I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

I need to try that. Sounds intriguing.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

376 Butt butt the butt is the cut everybody knows that the butt is the cut....b b b b butt butt butt is the cut.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (0OP+5)

377 I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.

Although now I'm tempted to try it the traditional way.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

378

$20 USD, same as in town...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (iEO53)

379 329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

My favorite cocktail. I worked about 100 meters from the Sazerac Bar for about 15 years or so.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 11:07 PM (AmoqO)

380 There's a big push on right now to ban cooking with gas, purportedly because of global warming, in actuality because it doesn't suck, and there's plenty of it.

Do they have any idea how a lot of electricity is generated?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

381 Quote #1 is why I will never, *ever*, live in an area with an HOA.

Posted by: Geoff SHotts at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5UVB+)


You know who never gets $40k fines from the HOA?

That one guy that the head of the HOA genuinely feels might burn his house down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (aYHF+)

382 Hopalong Cassidy

Yes! Bill Boyd for the win!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

383 Anyway, should I share my butt with neighbors? Or do I hoard my butt? You know- save my butt.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (geLO


Depends on how much of it you eat.

Wink, wink.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)

384 How much is $20 in Ukrainian Hryvna, and where is town?

Posted by: Reasonably attracive and recently arrived Ukrainian chick at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (thbCK)

385 2 Hah! Too easy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

how was vacay? good to see you back.


ummm, maybe "Sponge!" would've been better for identifying as first?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (ZnzuZ)

386 Kevin McCarthy on Gutfeld!. Let's see if they drag him across the finish line or if he's funny at all.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (cupoy)

387 McCarthy-Luntz is on Gutfeld so off to bed. Goodnight!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)

388 Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!

https://tinyurl.com/3np34hpf
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

Well, I lasted about 15 seconds of the first one, apparently mostly about some sharks in the surf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6tkkl)

389 OK I'm done. I amused myself, anyway. Slow day here in Fat City.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (geLO8)

390 Kevin on Greg

wuta putz

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (us2H3)

391 I want a new endless war now that I think about it. Send off all the trannies the were recruited off to get their limbs blown off.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (lOrBg)

392 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)


One requires a runcible spoon for the sugar lump.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)

393

Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

394 That one guy that the head of the HOA genuinely feels might burn his house down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

There was the Tzompantli Issue. I suggested that Karen form the HOA could become "part of the project".

All good since.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos, loner, keeps to himself at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (thbCK)

395 317 288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

fucking love that movie
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (us2H3)

Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

396 I want a new endless war now that I think about it. Send off all the trannies the were recruited off to get their limbs blown off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (lOrBg)

They will even pay money, if the right "limb" gets blown off. Or just blown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (6tkkl)

397 Fell down the YT rabbit hole with Mark Felton's history videos. Here are two of the more trip-a-delic:

Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!
---------

Watch the one about the SS detail that was assigned to track down Hitler's other ball.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

398 Well, I lasted about 15 seconds of the first one, apparently mostly about some sharks in the surf.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6tkkl)
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That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

399 170 PennDOT > CalTrans

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)
----
In Illinois IDOT is called IDIOT for short.

Posted by: Ciampino - going over no dotted lines at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

400 Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

One of my favorite movie lines of all time.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (AmoqO)

401 Trump-backed Rep. Mary E. Miller is projected to beat Rep. Rodney Davis (R)ino in Illinois’s 15th District https://t.co/SX87pdyPLv

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (1DgE4)

402 392 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)


One requires a runcible spoon for the sugar lump.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)

I got a plastic spork. Cool?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Ti+Tv)

403 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Smoke'm peacepipe and babies aborted in tents in National Parks.

P.S. If you are good at signalling, I am looking for a communications director.

Posted by: Liz Warren, batshit crazy faux Indian at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (a4EWo)

404 That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

I tried. but it clung. Like napalm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (6tkkl)

405 I don't drink bourbon, but drink rye, single malt scotch, and a special kind of mezcal called bacanora.

The bacanora brands we can get here is Rancho Tepua and Aguamiel.

We were introduced to rye via a gift bottle of Koval, a small Chicago distillery. We can't get that everywhere we go, so we go with Woodford Reserve, $30 at Walmart.

Scotch, either 12 year old Glenfiddich, or if flush, Talisker 10 year old.

The rye and scotch is done in a short whiskey glass, a single clear ice cube. I make the cubes four at a time using a special mold with insulated box wrap from Das Tool Kit, available from Amazon at about $18.

In some markets you can get clear cube cocktail ice at the stores but not where we spend half the year, so there's the mold.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:15 PM (4ZE6o)

406 That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ad on You Tube?! What ad?

Posted by: Adblock at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ)

407 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

Is his 'lifelong friend' Luntz with him?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (08ncd)

408 Guys, I'm surprised you don't know how this works by now.

They will find a few molecules of Benzine floating around in the air, at the current technological limits of detectability. A relentless propaganda campaign will follow, and all the Karens will dutifully surrender.

This will be used as the "proof" they need to outlaw natural gas for new homes, and restaurants. Natural gas is icky.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (62au8)

409 In some markets you can get clear cube cocktail ice at the stores but not where we spend half the year, so there's the mold.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:15 PM (4ZE6o)

Maybe you should wash the mold off the ice tray, before making a batch? A little bleach might help, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (6tkkl)

410

I've just read the "runcible spoon" isn't real...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (iEO53)

411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

412 I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.
Posted by: Megthered


I use macs. It probably comes with a tutorial. When you first turn it on, use that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

413 356 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO
No. No. Too easy.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Twenty bucks, same as in town
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)
357 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)
--

Thanks to me, that's now $30.

Posted by: Senile Old Fart destroying America unlike any Russian army at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (sy5kK)

414 Turkey lifts its objections to Sweden, Finland joining NATO.

https://instapundit.com/528479/

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (1Yy3c)

415
Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (/U27+)

416 watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Chief Dan George and my Grandpa had the same mischievous smile and dark brown eyes that sparkled when amused. Kind of funny how human beings share similar traits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

417 Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (/U27+)

Last I read, Russians were in retreat. Forward.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)

418 Listen pilgrim! They're serving beer and sarsaparilla out back in the stables for the horses.

In this here saloon, we serve liquor to thirsty stockmen with bankrolls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (0ocXn)

419 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)
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When has that ever stopped me?

Posted by: Gretchen Resting Bitchface (D) at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (sy5kK)

420 407 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

Is his 'lifelong friend'penis slurping buddy Luntz with him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (08ncd)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

421 North MS Allstars -- Rollin' and Tumblin' -- I approve of this tune heartily. Never heard of 'em before.

Jeff Beck (with Imogene Heap on vocals) doing a version of Rollin' and Tumblin'

https://youtu.be/uuXcGHjBeac

Yummy. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.

And now for some good news -- Here in D4 of MS, a primary challenger to incumbent Steven Palazzo (GOPe), Mike Ezell (a former sheriff) has done whupped his bloated ass in the runoff; the 4 votes I brought to the party contributed to his defeat.

This being a heavily R district, Ezell should win the general election easily. YeeHaw!!! Oh, and Palazzo can suck my Rebel dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (F0YaR)

422 Hell's coming for breakfast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (89T5c)

423 >>> 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

What's the over/under on how much Gov. Whitler and her little AG buddy are breaking tonight?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (llON8)

424 >>I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Most Eastwood flicks are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

425 Ah. The "tattooist" was a juggalo. The quality is completely understandable.

When I was 12 or 13, this Indian (feather) kid got kicked out of summer camp for doing the jailhouse tattoo thing with the gun made from a Walkman motor. His shit was like 100x better than that guy. He was actually pretty talented.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (IXpV7)

426

Gutfeld is losing me... Must he have an unrepentant homosexual on every show??

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (iEO53)

427 Pork Butt?

Posted by: Hare lip at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

428 I have been on a campaign via email to shame Fox News into speaking of Jan 6 not as an insurrection or riot but as a mostly peaceful protest.

By the standards they set themselves covering stuff in 2020 and 2021 in places all over the country, Jan 6 was a mostly peaceful protest.

I write to everyone I can get an email contact for at Fox. I ask, why do you parrot the propaganda pushed by the left, and call it "the Capitol riot." I tell them that calling it that is lying and why do they want to keep repeating a lie to viewers?

I know it won't change a damn thing, but it make me feel better. That and a shot of bacanora, neat, salt before, a bite of fresh lime after.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (4ZE6o)

429 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Bd6X8)

430 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"

Yeah, Russians set to capture another city.

See #341 for link.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (1DgE4)

431 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

300+ posts since MisHum teed this one up and not one fart joke?

shakes head[/d]

Posted by: Average Guy at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (f7Cdr)

432 401 Trump-backed Rep. Mary E. Miller is projected to beat Rep. Rodney Davis (R)ino in Illinois’s 15th District https://t.co/SX87pdyPLv
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (1DgE4)

More GREAT news.

Let the RINO's rot in hell.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: Average Guy at June 28, 2022 11:22 PM (f7Cdr)

434 SiD, thanks for sharing your memories.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

435 A bit on the nose, MisHum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:23 PM (08ncd)

436 429 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Bd6X


LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

437 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM



*SNORT*

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (iEO53)

438 What is the best probe for butt?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

*********

We have them in all sizes and shapes.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (xxG/v)

439 424 >>I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Most Eastwood flicks are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

Two thumbs up.

Posted by: Siskel and Ebert, from the grave at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (sy5kK)

440 297
HOAs are evil, but I'd think you'd have your property lines surveyed before sinking money into a fence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


My fence installers required it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

441
Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf
Posted by: Blanco Basura


I thought it was going to end with a jump over the White House.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

442 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

Overruled!!
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:26 PM (OalnH)

443 438 What is the best probe for butt?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

*********

We have them in all sizes and shapes.
Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (xxG/v)

Let us show you.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy, Frank Lutz & Mayor Pete Buttplug at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

444 Trump: "Grab the wheel? Grab the pussy? Grab the wheel? Grab the pussy?..."

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

445 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

446 To go along with the link at 341.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8s8py5

Video purports to be artillery bombardment of a convoy of uke vehicles leaving the town.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (1DgE4)

447 Penis slurping? PENIS SLURPING???

Posted by: Frank Luntz at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)

448 244 Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)
----
H2S burns pretty well and there can't be much as it would stink the place out.

Posted by: Ciampino - bad eggs anyone? at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

449 426

Gutfeld is losing me... Must he have an unrepentant homosexual on every show??
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (iEO53)
--

Happening pretty much since the old Red Eye days. It's his schtick. But yeah, he's the top dog in late night comedy, even beating the over the air guys, so c'mon Greg, let's try something different.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

450
Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

____________

Don't be surprised if they play this at the next J6 hearing. It's explosive!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (/U27+)

451 445 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

Always ask to see the design laid out on paper before committing to the needle.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

452 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

----------

I asked for a 13 but they drew a 31,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (XG2Fi)

453 The only way I know to make clear ice in the freezer is to do it the way a lake freezes. The heat leaves the water from its top surface down, and the sides and bottom, don't freeze. That is what my Das Took Kit ice mold does. It is a silicone mold for four cubes 1 1/2 inch each, that fits into a plastic square tub, water under, and the tub fits snug like a plug into a foam box. The foam and water under the mold ensures the cubes freeze from the top down.

Clear as crystal.

Before refrigeration, ice came from frozen lakes, and of course was clear. Great big sawn blocks.

Get a cheap foam box cooler for a six pack, throw away the top, fill it to near the brim with water, stick in the freezer, and remember to take it out after only 10 to 12 hours.

You will emulate the ice on a frozen pond. Two inches or more of hard clear ice on top. Take it all out of the cooler, use a saw and mallet, make cubes.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:29 PM (4ZE6o)

454 Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?


How dare you ask this during pride month?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:29 PM (OalnH)

455 Evening, Horde!

I explained the car story to the son tonight, and even he thought it was ridiculous.

Saw "Elvis" tonight. Austin Butler as Elvis was solid. Tom Hanks played Parker as the conniving S.O.B. he was. I think it could have been shorter. Overall, a B.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:30 PM (aommx)

456 Always ask to see the design laid out on paper before committing to the needle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

I've never had one. But I was just like "fuck, Mikey, didn't you feel it going the wrong way?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:31 PM (IXpV7)

457
There are "gourmet ice" machines that will make clear ice. They are spendy, several thousand bucks.

They use the icicle method. Freeze from the inside out. A slow trickle of running water is circulated over the molds, gradually freezing in layers. That's the way icicles form.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)

458 Saw "Elvis" tonight. Austin Butler as Elvis was solid. Tom Hanks played Parker as the conniving S.O.B. he was. I think it could have been shorter. Overall, a B.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:30 PM (aommx)

---------

Did it take care of business?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)

459 Overruled!!
- Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Yes, the grass skirt does make your butt look big.

But hey, some guys like that.

Posted by: Cultural Observer at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (thbCK)

460 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld tonight and Frank Luntz is in the green room biting on a MyPillow and whipping himself frantically. Kevin McCarthy has done himself no favors tonight, he is only there because the Repubs sense a real sea change in the electorate. Kev is the barometer and it is getting shoved up his ass. Frank has now chewed off half the pillow, I hope that it is non-toxic.

Posted by: Liz Warren, batshit crazy faux Indian at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (a4EWo)

461 All July my plan is to be proud to be straight.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)

462 Closing time always a good choice.

But I have never heard Rollin and Tumblin before, that is a great tune, all the instruments I like.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (8GBH4)

463 Did it take care of business?
Posted by: Cicero

You have a Suspicious Mind

Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

464 Look, I know I'm late to the thread but...

Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (F0YaR)

465 Fuck! Wearing this filthy smallpox infested sock!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (a4EWo)

466 All July my plan is to be proud to be straight.

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero

In a kiddie pool full of Jell-O?

Oh yesss

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (thbCK)

467 She built a fence over her property line then acted like oh it’s only 8 inches so whatevs and then she wanted the HoA to pay to fix her fuckup. Smells like an AWFL Karen to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (OalnH)

468
CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (F0YaR)


this strategy works well with red wine, too.

open the best bottle first, and go down the rack until you either drink the cheap rock gut or pass out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (sy5kK)

469
Did it take care of business?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Don't be cruel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

----------

It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)

471 CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed

This was covered by Kingsley Amis in "On Drink"

Posted by: Diligent Researcher Miklos at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (thbCK)

472 Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

473 There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (7B5FA)

474

Did it take care of business?

Everyday

Posted by: BTO at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (89T5c)

475 238 Meanwhile in the Illinois GOP primary, Trump endorsed candidate Darren Bailey is winning by a YUGE landslide -- 57% to 16% for the second place candidate and 15% for the guy Ken Griffin threw away big bux on. Also, the Congresscritter that Trump held a rally to support (Mary Miller) beat her RINO competitor by 15%.
Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

JB Pritzker spent big bucks supporting Bailey, thinking that he would have been easier to beat than Griffin's guy, who couldn't squirm away from Trump fast enough.

In a wave election like this one, Pritzker may turn out to have been too cute by half with his version of Operation Chaos.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (uRvuO)

476 CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed

---------

After the third drink you can even switch to scotch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:38 PM (XG2Fi)

477 472 Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

Because he, like everyone else at fox is an actor reading a script. The script for this episode is fluff McCarthy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:39 PM (OalnH)

478 If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat

The left really, really seems to have a hankering for this particular taboo.

Remember Marina Abramovic party for our elites with a "cake" shaped to look like an actual human body...complete with blood filling? Or the German gay cannibal that cut off and ate his "boyfriend's" wedding tackle?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (ESjRY)

479 Did it take care of business?

Everyday
Posted by: BTO

Keep on Truckin'

Posted by: R. Miklos Crumb at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (thbCK)

480
Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


He's had Bret Baier on his show too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

481 Because he, like everyone else at fox is an actor reading a script. The script for this episode is fluff McCarthy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:39 PM (OalnH)

Evergreen.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (uRvuO)

482 Wise Native American says not to blame Biden for the baby formula shortage:

https://bit.ly/3OKMu00

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (Bd6X8)

483 Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

I skipped the gub'nor. Didnt like any of em TBH. I'll be voting against putzker in the general. So beetle gets my vote by default only.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:41 PM (1DgE4)

484 In a wave election like this one, Pritzker may turn out to have been too cute by half with his version of Operation Chaos.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Half of Pritzker would be approx. 19 Boston Butts.

Posted by: Miklos defers to Bob the Cannibal for precise assessment at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (thbCK)

485 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want for two reasons

1) Democrats tend to do better in elections where the voters don't see a difference between the candidates - compare 2008/12 with 2004 or 2016.

2) With hyper inflation, blackouts, and hunger likely for this fall, I suspect someone saying "mean" things about trannies or illegals isn't going to matter to the voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (ESjRY)

486 I've never had one. But I was just like "fuck, Mikey, didn't you feel it going the wrong way?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:31 PM (IXpV7)


It's a back tat, right? Here's an interesting experiment you can conduct with a trusted friend. Have him/her touch various parts of the body with two sharp pointed probes at various widths while your eyes are closed; report when you can detect TWO probes. This is a measure of nerve endings density.

Your back has the fewest density, iirc, of your entire body. Over an inch, again iirc. Fingertips are very sensitive (high nerve density) so the gap won't be very wide at all.

Science YOU Can Do At Home.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (F0YaR)

487
I skipped the gub'nor. Didnt like any of em TBH. I'll be voting against putzker in the general. So beetle gets my vote by default only.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80


Does it matter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

488 Blanco, I love that!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (a4EWo)

489 The T-storm is on! Power went out for about 2 seconds, and came back. Lightning and thunder in the area. Raining hard. No hail, yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (6tkkl)

490 Wise Native American says not to blame Biden for the baby formula shortage:

In 2004 the President wasn't just responsible for every NCO in the military, he was literally responsible for the weather.

Apparently in 2022 the President isn't responsible for what his agencies heads do...and that he signs off on.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (ESjRY)

491 in Outlaw Josey

one of the guys that try to hijack Josey and his bud

is Uncle Leo from Seinfeld

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (us2H3)

492 I can honestly say I've never craved the taste of human flesh.

But it's early. And the Burning Times are a-comin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (sJHOI)

493 Does it matter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Some guys apparently from Illinois at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (thbCK)

494 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

That's all right...uh..Miklos.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (aommx)

495
I got a plastic spork. Cool?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Ti+Tv)


bottom shelf absinthe and C&H sugarcubes . . . Sure, go for it. Make sure to use fresh tap water though.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (xhaym)

496 You want George Washington

You'll settle for Augusto Pinochet

You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)

497 Hello late nighters. Gonna try to catch up.

Could be a while.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (Jzz++)

498 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (6tkkl)

499 Word at our voting location is that turnout is unusually light. This is a conservative area in Colorado.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (6RgRK)

500 I've just read the "runcible spoon" isn't real...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (iEO53)


Tell that to the Owl and the Pussycat

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (xhaym)

501 You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)

*********

Not if we do an intervention soon.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (xxG/v)

502 JB Pritzker spent big bucks supporting Bailey, thinking that he would have been easier to beat than Griffin's guy, who couldn't squirm away from Trump fast enough.

Did he? I voted (mostly to humor my Dad who still wants elections to work) for Irvin as he seemed okay and I hadn't heard much of the others. Also Tillman in the senate race and he's coming in dead last.

Devore for AG (who's claim to fame is suing Pritzker over the covid nonsense) is at least ahead at the moment. I completely forgot to look into the House race, so I skipped that. Incumbent Marie Newman, who managed to have corruption issues in a single term, got kicked to the curb, which is about as much as I could hope for.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (kOpft)

503 We have our butt probes to try out, after all.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (xxG/v)

504 fun fact

last Republican speaker of the house from a state that Brandon didn't win

Nick Longworth-OH

from almost 100 years ago

see something wrong here ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (us2H3)

505 F*ck John Dean.

Maggot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

506 Can't stay long, folks. Have to guest host the morning show at work again.

Y'all have a good night.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (aommx)

507 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis?

Wasn't the real story there that Flint had a water deal that got cancelled, they didn't bother lining anything else up, and so they just started using a polluted river because they got some bureaucrat to declare it wasn't too polluted...but the pollution was enough to corrode the water pipes and leech a bunch of crap out down stream?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (ESjRY)

508 That's all right...uh..Miklos.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Note the Blue Suede Shoes.

Careful with your big feet

Posted by: Miklos "Carl" Perkins-Presley at June 28, 2022 11:48 PM (thbCK)

509 As I've said before I'm more of a rum person at the moment, exploring that a bit - as ballistic said above, there are a tremendous variety of rums (and tequilas and mezcals).

Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji. And part of the variety comes from a lack of order, or rules. The French/formerly French territories tend to have fairly strict rules, like AOCs in France for wine. Some countries have rules, some new ones are considering them, but meanwhile it's a truly diverse field.

Straight from cane juice (agricole, predominant style in French areas), or from molasses, pot or column still or both, finishing in all the different things other spirit makers are using these days (ex-bourbon, cognac, sherry, port, zinfandel casks). Barrel proof or 80 proof.

And plenty of great bottles for bourbon lovers wanting to tiptoe in.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (OTzUX)

510 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"
101st division is en route.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (jTmQV)

511

We've half the ACEPLAN comment quota before 0400Z...

50mL of vodka for everone!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (su4K9)

512 last Republican speaker of the house from a state that Brandon didn't win

It is pretty amazing...NAZI Pelosi is arguably from the most leftwing district in America, and Cuck Schumer is from one of the most leftwing states.

Which does partially explain why the Dem party is so extreme...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (ESjRY)

513 Does it matter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

At the state level? It may. I wish I could say 100% it will but memories of rauner the retarded rino haunt my nighttime reading.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (1DgE4)

514 Friend turned me on to Frey Ranch rye. 100 proof. Bottled in bond, from a NV ranch that grows all their own grain for it. Quite tasty. Something to keep in mind for rye lovers.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

515 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want

Pritzker in 2018 found 400k more votes in Cook County than anyone else in the decade prior (despite Illinois leading the nation in people fleeing the state before CA's covid meltdown), so he's got margin for error.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (kOpft)

516 another fun fact

Dagen McDowell's hubby was born and raised in the tiny town I now live in

Jonas Max Ferris

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (us2H3)

517 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's what Darleen calls it

Sometimes Marleen and Charleen too

Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep 'em all happy at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (thbCK)

518 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"

Last story I remember is the Russkies captures some British mercs...and maybe Canuck and American ones. That story seems to have disappeared which is interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:51 PM (ESjRY)

519 505 F*ck John Dean.

Maggot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM

--------

Back when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining

Posted by: radar at June 28, 2022 11:51 PM (aCYZU)

520 Something to keep in mind for rye lovers.
Posted by: rhomboid

Rye lovers on Government pensions, maybe.

Posted by: Under-Miklos-Class at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK)

521 501 You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)


or their Only Fans moniker

Kevin Mac and Cheese

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (us2H3)

522 I think you mean that you could NOT care less.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (S7une)

523 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Bd6X8)

524 The two brit mercs have been sentenced to death. No date for execution has been set yet. So, wiggle room.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (1DgE4)

525 Back when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining

I'm so old I remember the greatest crime a government employee could engage in was trying to tap the communications of the other side.

Apparently though if you just say "Russia" three times it is totally legal. Someone should have told Liddy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (ESjRY)

526 510 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"
101st division is en route.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (jTmQV)

#twoweeks

and I'm not kidding

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (us2H3)

527 We've half the ACEPLAN comment quota before 0400Z...

50mL of vodka for everone!
Posted by: Zettai

*DRINKS!*

*returns to quota exceedings*

Posted by: Miklos the Stakhanovite at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (thbCK)

528 Funny, Exidor from Mork and Mindy was in Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (89T5c)

529 Oh my gosh, Larry Elder is now doing ads for Relief Factor, what's next Jerry Nadler doing ads for Depends?? Incidentally, how did the high pants wearing thirty pounds of shit in a five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (a4EWo)

530 She built a fence over her property line then acted like oh it’s only 8 inches so whatevs and then she wanted the HoA to pay to fix her fuckup. Smells like an AWFL Karen to me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (OalnH)

HOA should have said, "OK, what the value per square foot of land rental here? Alright, your 90 feet of fence, times 8" is 60 square feet. So, for the life of this fence, say 20 years, pay us the land rent for 60 square feet, and we're good. When the fence needs to be replaced, put it in the proper place, and the land rent ends."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (6tkkl)

531 Ironically the worst things look for the Dems for the 2022 election the more likely war with Russia becomes.

If the election is held on hyper inflation, hunger, and black outs...what are the results going to be?

The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)

532 For any bourboniacs looking to try a rum, good place to start (less expensive) would be R.L. Seale's 10-yr, or (more expensive) Real McCoy 12-yr (80 proof version).

Both bottles have bourbon-ish notes, Real McCoy very much so.

Both by Foursquare Distillery in Barbados, run by a purist maniac and very good rum maker, Richard Seale. Purist as in no additives, ever. Bit of an evangelist on it, trying to get Barbados to require different labeling for additives. Additives (mostly sugar) are a bit of a battleground in the rum world. The oldest most prestigious spirits in the world, like cognac, permit some added sugar, but some in the rum world want only "pure" rums.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (OTzUX)

533 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Sorry.

Holding out for a '64 Lincoln suicide door convertible.

Posted by: Miklos might consider a certain Chrysler at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (thbCK)

534
ack when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining
Posted by: radar


I was on the road a lot back in those days and tuned around from talk show to talk show. Listened to the G-Man quite a bit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

535 a five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

This is interestink

Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson at June 28, 2022 11:57 PM (thbCK)

536
The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?
Posted by: 18-1


You could draft Alvin York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

537 Holding out for a '64 Lincoln suicide door convertible.

Like this? https://bit.ly/3yuBSx7

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (Bd6X8)

538 Joe Xiden -- Yeah, I had the same reaction to the HOA story. Idiots and assholes on both sides.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (S7une)

539 I wouldn't know propane from butane if it exploded in my face, but just received my propane/gasoline generator ... worked fine after figuring out the directions were wrong (don't need full choke to start on propane).

I have a 500 gallon propane take sitting out there. Are we really going eotwawki? There are some scenarios like that .. so I guess, why not be a prepper?

What I like about many of the prepper blogs is they are moving toward "know/befriend" your neighbor, as opposed to living in a bunker till the smoke and nuke fallout recede.

BUT, I do see some potential for almost apocalyptic shortages .. though I put those odds at maybe 30% (in the USA, much higher in the third world). Still ... that is worth prepping against.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (Cus5s)

540 Actually Miklos just $55, which for me is the top of what I'll spend, but not often, and only if (as in this case) I know it will last me a while. Don't drink much of it at a time, or that often.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)

541 five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

This is interestink
Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson

That will be in August

Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson, revising and extending at June 28, 2022 11:59 PM (thbCK)

542
Funny, Exidor from Mork and Mindy was in Outlaw Josey Wales.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


So was Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

543 '64 Lincoln is a work of art.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (89T5c)

544 Actually Miklos just $55, which for me is the top of what I'll spend, but not often, and only if (as in this case) I know it will last me a while. Don't drink much of it at a time, or that often.
Posted by: rhomboid

A bottle-a-day man must plan differently

Posted by: Miklos, quoting a line about W. Churchill at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (thbCK)

545 500 gallon TANK, no, not a tank with treads. Need one of those as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (Cus5s)

546 WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

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Did it have tank tracks?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (XG2Fi)

547 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Bd6X

Read the link. The design was pre-War, but manufacture of the tractor didn't begin until 1949, and carried on into the 1960's. The glow plug indicator on the dash is the same as used on my 1962 International Diesel tractor, which was built in England.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (6tkkl)

548 yes he was, Bertram.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (89T5c)

549 You could draft Alvin York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

Just keep us out of it, ok?

Posted by: Simon and Theodore York at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)

550 Like this? https://bit.ly/3yuBSx7
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Like that.

But different color.

Oddly enough they have been getting cheaper.

Stupid Millennials

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a trend in many collectible cars at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (thbCK)

551 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I put battery backup UPSes on my computer, modem, mom's TV, the stereo; cheap ones from Walmart (aka China)

Well worth the $50 investment. They take out short term power surges/undervolt events, and you don't miss a beat.

HOA should have said, "OK, what the value per square foot of land rental here? Alright, your 90 feet of fence, times 8" is 60 square feet. So, for the life of this fence, say 20 years, pay us the land rent for 60 square feet, and we're good. When the fence needs to be replaced, put it in the proper place, and the land rent ends."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (6tkkl)


You seem to wish that HOAs are rational entities. They are not. *I have experience in this topic*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (F0YaR)

552 T-34 > Porsche Ferdinand

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (XG2Fi)

553 Rhomboid, straight from cane juice is Caçasa in Brazil, and in Colombia a type of rum was made from cane bagasse, and flavored with anise, and was called aguardiente.

Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

554 You could draft Alvin York.

Look fat do you think I'm stupid or something? With my first draft pick I'm taking Malcolm Nance

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (ESjRY)

555 I last heard G Gordon Liddy on the Howard Stern show in 2000.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 12:05 AM (zAq90)

556 Was gonna say. A WWII Porsche might interest me. Say, a Ferdinand SPG. Hell on gas mileage and maintenance, though. Not sure about ammo, but I don't think Target Sports carries it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:05 AM (OTzUX)

557 And, in an odd coincidence, I drove two Porsche-designed vehicles today, a '73 and a '71 Super Beetles. Well, there is stuff on them that never came off Porsche's drawing board, but still plenty of stuff that did.

I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)

558 470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

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It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)
----
You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Lonesome tonight at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (qfLjt)

559 Many of the countries the Germans fought in WWII had better tanks - including France and Russia.

But the Germans used them better, at least until the allies/Soviets caught on.

American tanks were crap...but lucky for us we had dominating air superiority.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 12:07 AM (ESjRY)

560 Miklos, I stand corrected, I thought the throw down was tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (a4EWo)

561 You seem to wish that HOAs are rational entities. They are not. *I have experience in this topic*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (F0YaR)

Oh, yeah. I know they are not. Evil, in fact. But if they were run by reasonable people, such an accommodation could be made.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (6tkkl)

562 You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.
Posted by: Ciampino - Lonesome tonight

I hear she's a hunk o' burnin' love

Posted by: Miklos, just what all the guys say at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (thbCK)

563 I hear she's a hunk o' burnin' love
Posted by: Miklos, just what all the guys say at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (thbCK)

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Your mind is In The Ghetto, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (XG2Fi)

564 Kindltot cachaca (can't do the cedilla) is also wildly diverse, though I think it's almost all agricole (from cane juice). I spent a lot of time in Brazil years ago, but at the time was not drinking much hard stuff. "Aguardente" is also used in Brazil for cane liquor. "Pinga" (a drop) was the most common colloquial term I heard.

After I make further progress with rum, was hoping to start with cachaca (aged stuff, not mixing), but availability is even more of a problem than with rum, which is a big problem. Europe is the biggest aged rum market, though I sense the American one is growing, fast.

And Colombia has aged rums, of course. Dictador is the brand easiest to find here. Known for their interesting flavor profile, usually including coffee notes. Have a bottle of the 12-yr in the pantry awaiting its turn.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (OTzUX)

565 Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

Who wants rum that tastes like anus?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)

566 I stand corrected, I thought the throw down was tonight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*offers canned Adult Beverage*

Mistakes must be made.

Posted by: Good Soldier Miklos Svejk at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (thbCK)

567 My first car was a yellow 71 Super Beetle. Bought it in 75 when I got out of the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

568 But the Germans used them better, at least until the allies/Soviets caught on.

---------

Well, radios.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)

569 "Apparently though if you just say "Russia" three times it is totally legal. Someone should have told Liddy."

like "BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice?

or "I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee"?

Seems legit ... "Trump/Russia. Trump/Russia, Trump/Russia" seemed to work, on the LIV crowd.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:12 AM (Cus5s)

570 The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)


Ayup. Wilson was a bastard

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

571 "Of what importance is an individual in the titanic collective achievements of our industrial age?"

"Hank Rearden is the type of man who sticks his name on everything he touches. You may, from this, form your own opinion about the character of Hank Rearden."

I am rereading Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (ufFY8)

572 Your mind is In The Ghetto, man.
Posted by: Cicero

*devious thoughts*

*infiltrates Dem party while all rats are ship-jumping*

Biden 2024 Campaign Theme Song

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little bastard if provoked and inclined at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (thbCK)

573 MLB now stands for
Melee, bytuch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:14 AM (jTmQV)

574 "A little baby boy
Can't be aborted
In the ghetto"

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little bastard if provoked and inclined at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (thbCK)

575 Your elections are belong to us.

Posted by: Ciampino - sending the bomb at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (qfLjt)

576 The problem with it now being proven Hutchinson didn't write ther note she claimed to write, is that the prosecutors (or this case witch burners) decide what the truth is. She's their witness, and even if handwriting experts say she didn't write it, they'll still say they believe her, or that she wrote the original note and then it got copied, or some BS. They'll run with this shit until mid January, then when Republicans take over both chambers they'll scream that they were just about to get Trump, but the Republicans shut them down.

Hopefully there's a committee about the January 6th committee, and everyone involved is tossed in prison for lying and squandering tax payer money for political purposes.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (yhRk0)

577 558 470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

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It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)
----
You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.


a moose bit my sister

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (I38CQ)

578 Bertram Cabot.. my first car was also a '71 SuperBeetle. Blue. Bought it (used) when I made E-3 in the USAF.

The '71 & '72 Superbeetles shared the flat dashboard and windshield with all "conventional" Beetles, but sported MacPherson strut front suspension, and about a 6" stretch to the nose. Meant the spare was laid down flat in a "well", beneath the load-floor of the trunk.

Best two years and the best models of the Beetle, I think. The '73 and onward curved dash (foam injected POS), could not accommodate modifications, like the flat dash could. And the Sun ate those foam dashes like sunburn on a red-headed stepchild.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)

579 a moose bit my sister
Posted by: kulak anachronda

Once

Yu fergot the "once" part

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little stickler for linguistic ONT protocol at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (thbCK)

580 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)


Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)

581 "a moose bit my sister"

That'll teach her to go out front again!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (1DgE4)

582 Off, stupid IWW sock.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:18 AM (xhaym)

583 508 That's all right...uh..Miklos.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Note the Blue Suede Shoes.

Careful with your big feet

Posted by: Miklos "Carl" Perkins-Presley at June 28, 2022 11:48 PM (thbCK)
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I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis at June 29, 2022 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

584 Rekieta will be ranting about R v W momentarily.
He is promising to grab people by their penis or labia.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2022 12:19 AM (ufFY8)

585 320: "Porky Pig got butt and I can not lie."

That brings back memories. My very first Tweet some years back was right after I'd tried out my new sous vide machine with a pork butt. I tweeted something like "To paraphrase Sir Mixalot, I like pork butts and I cannot lie." It was several years later that I realized I'd managed to miss the best part of the joke. I should have written: "I like pig butts and I cannot lie." Of course, I then tweeted that.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (p6eON)

586 411. Thanks for the news. Snyders first name is Rick not Dan. I think Dan Snyder is a football team owner, Lol.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (pdT3z)

587 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Cool!

AOP's Panhard

https://i.redd.it/44sh48bsjv301.jpg

Posted by: Miklos is a bit envious at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (thbCK)

588 I was never in a position to try aged Colombian rum. I was in a position to try aguardiente. Cristal is what you can get here.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:21 AM (xhaym)

589 The '71 & '72 Superbeetles shared the flat dashboard and windshield with all "conventional" Beetles, but sported MacPherson strut front suspension, and about a 6" stretch to the nose. Meant the spare was laid down flat in a "well", beneath the load-floor of the trunk.

Best two years and the best models of the Beetle, I think. The '73 and onward curved dash (foam injected POS), could not accommodate modifications, like the flat dash could. And the Sun ate those foam dashes like sunburn on a red-headed stepchild.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)

Pretty much agree. The MacPherson strut was not as strong as the torsion bar front end it replaced, but did give more trunk space. The '71 Super is a pretty good counterfeit Beetle, but the '73 is just plain odd.

VW should have left the Beetle as it was, and done the strut job on the Type III vehicles. Might have made them better sellers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:21 AM (6tkkl)

590 "Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was proud to have mowed down some edges and food plots, then meandered out to the grapes and discovered the few Jap Beetles had become a full invasion on the grapes. .. that was about 8:10pm .. filled the 4 gallon back pack sprayer and hopefully they will all be dead dy early tomorrow. (the Sevin I bought 20 years ago still works).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:23 AM (Cus5s)

591 I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis

That's all right

Any way you do

Posted by: Big Mama Miklos Thornton at June 29, 2022 12:25 AM (thbCK)

592 If SNL actually cared about comedy, the J6 show trials would be comedy gold.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

593 discovered the few Jap Beetles had become a full invasion on the grapes


The first Hungarian wax peppers are being eaten by something.

I blame Putin.

Posted by: Miklos, Geopolitical Horticulturalist at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (thbCK)

594 Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?
Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)

I know the Brits did that, and they used RAC (Royal Automobile Club) horsepower, the calculation of which placed entirely too much emphasis on engine cylinder bore. So the Brits thereupon built engines with tiny pistons, and great long strokes, like tractor engines.

The Panhard has two cylinders, about 800 cc, and makes 50 HP from that. Hemi heads, torsion valve springs, and full roller bearing crank. Redlined at 7000 RPM, and it has a tach, too. Pretty zippy, for a car of that tiny displacement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (6tkkl)

595 Rum, the demise of many a man.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (jTmQV)

596 Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

Who wants rum that tastes like anus?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)


Bagasse does smell like well used anus, so I get your point. It's "bottom of the barrel" sugar production process from sugarcane.

But if a thing still has sugars, it can be fermented. And distilled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:28 AM (F0YaR)

597 Why would Fauci be jabbed?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

598 580 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)

Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)
----
Yes. The Europeans, including the Brits, over the decades since cars came on the road, used to have different licensing costs depending on 'factors'. Tried factors have been: engine capacity - so a 1500cc engine is always 1496cc or similar even today; wheel diameter - big rims or big tires would incur higher fees; curb weight - which is what is mostly used today if there is a sliding scale; possibly others that I don't know about.

Posted by: Ciampino - do you have a license for that veeheecle? at June 29, 2022 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

599 Rum, the demise of many a man.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

After the lash and sodomy parts, not too bad

Double rations during Pride Month

Posted by: Crew of the Raging Queen at June 29, 2022 12:30 AM (thbCK)

600
With literally thousands of long pig oinkers having voluntarily withdrawn their sexual favors over RvW, I think Shit on Pride Month more likely than not will go out without a bang, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:32 AM (pNxlR)

601 There's rum and there's grog.
Sometimes these are indistinguishable.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:32 AM (jTmQV)

602 I think that some of the rum that was sold as surplus after the Royal Navy ended the grog ration in July 1971 is still being sold. Black Tot brand. But not sure it's still out there. But it was, for quite a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:33 AM (OTzUX)

603 You could always buy one of those stills off Amazon and run it through again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Run it through a Brita carafe filter. That trick sometimes works to clean up "meh" alcohol stuff.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:33 AM (tjZg/)

604 possibly others that I don't know about.
Posted by: Ciampino

And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.

Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.

Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)

605
The Panhard has two cylinders, about 800 cc, and makes 50 HP from that. Hemi heads, torsion valve springs, and full roller bearing crank. Redlined at 7000 RPM, and it has a tach, too. Pretty zippy, for a car of that tiny displacement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (6tkkl)


Yes, I suppose it would be, that is about the specs for a Harley engine for HP and displacement, though not RPM

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)

606
If we are no longer standing with Ukraine, are we at least loitering with it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

607 Lord only knows what comprised "grog".
The mind reels...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:35 AM (jTmQV)

608 Taxing "power", "strength", "effectiveness", etc. is ensuring a soyboy future.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:35 AM (NTUk0)

609 Run it through a Brita carafe filter. That trick sometimes works to clean up "meh" alcohol stuff.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

TAMPONS AND PANTY LINERS!!!!!

Posted by: a possibly non-existent militant lesbian purple-haired moonshiner at June 29, 2022 12:36 AM (thbCK)

610 If we are no longer standing with Ukraine, are we at least loitering with it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

Uh, why should we be? They made the opposition political party illegal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)

611 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.
Posted by: davidt


If memory serves me correctly, Clint is pretty much Anti-Trump (NeverTrump?). Clint may be dead by 2024, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (tjZg/)

612 gourmand I think what comprised grog was blended column still rum from Guyana, Barbados, and Trinidad. Something like that. Over-proof. But I think the proof level was historically related to the utility of a high-alcohol liquid on ships in days of sail, for non-drinking purposes.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

613 591 I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis

That's all right

Any way you do
Posted by: Big Mama Miklos Thornton at June 29, 2022 12:25 AM (thbCK)
----
Don't be cruel, I only want to follow that dream.

Posted by: Ciampino - Got my mojo going at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (qfLjt)

614 Who wants rum that tastes like anus?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)


Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (xhaym)

615 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (XG2Fi)

616 For some reason, I want a Peanut butter and nanner sammich.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who can't sleep at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (PiwSw)

617 I only want to follow that dream.
Posted by: Ciampino

Not that again

Posted by: the von Trapp family at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (thbCK)

618 Uh, why should we be? They made the opposition political party illegal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)

I do believe it's eleven (11) opposition parties that were proscribed by zelenski.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (1DgE4)

619 At the time, a common cause of death of a seaman was falling off the poop deck while, oh, never mind...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (jTmQV)

620 And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.
Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.
Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)


The initial rebellion in the two Sicilies against Austrian rule in 1851 was over, among other things, excessive taxes on tobacco and liquor.
It is nice to see that the traditional ways are maintained yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (xhaym)

621 Yes, I suppose it would be, that is about the specs for a Harley engine for HP and displacement, though not RPM
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)

The Panhard engine is a boxer twin, similar to the BMW motorcycle engines.

Here is one with the cooling tin removed:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dmt2c

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (6tkkl)

622 I thought grog was just diluted rum.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (zAq90)

623 We're all agog for grog.

Posted by: Royal Navy at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (5w4FU)

624 Skipped dinner tonight, so naturally I am starving, I just polished off a homemade Greek salad with sliced up flank steak from Sunday night, quite tasty. Now to finish off some canned spirits and toddle off to bed. Luv ya Horde, and that's The Wonder of You!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:43 AM (a4EWo)

625 Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (xhaym)

Anise is nasty in its own right. Puke-inducing, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (6tkkl)

626 Used to pick up 5-packs of Montecristo No. 3s (the Cuban ones) at the little "tabacchis" in Rome when I was lucky to spend time there for work. Mostly gave away as gifts back home. Not expensive. Even cheaper was when I could enlist FAO acquaintances to buy boxes in the FAO commissary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (OTzUX)

627 grog was blended column still rum from Guyana, Barbados, and Trinidad.

Grog had lemon or more commonly lime juice mixed in. They didn't understand how, but consumption of citrus juice was beneficial. So it was mixed with the rum rations.

Short term-reduction of Scurvy in the Royal Navy.

Long term-daiquiris and the Pina Colada Song

Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (thbCK)

628 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (XG2Fi)


I disagree. She is the demonic incarnation of Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (xhaym)

629 AOP. I don't think VW would''ve/could've ever solved the massive heating problems of the Type 3s, much less the dismal powertrain accessibility.

Their 412 series was an attempt at a "Modern" VW, and it looked like it'd work out well, on paper. You know where that effort went, of course.

The aftermarket sold all manner of curative, stronger and better geometry solutions to the SuperBeetle's Strut Suspension. Including disc brakes, Bosch dampers, shorter spring-stacks, anti-sway bars, tower braces, larger ball-joint/control arm assemblies, the works.

A SuperBeetle with upgraded "legs" on all four corners, a mild boost to engine tune, and radial tires on slightly wider wheels, and wow, what a difference!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (tkOps)

630 I've no idea what is the composition of grog.
But I want some.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (jTmQV)

631 Clint, nor Trump, or Reagan, nor any of the Founders are sacrosanct. God's word is.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (NTUk0)

632 Grog and Magrog when you really want to get wasted.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (5w4FU)

633 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (tjZg/)

634 Most rum is diluted, if by that one means from barrel proof levels, down to 80. I think grog was a pretty high proof, 100 or more (?). Again, because the alcohol had other potential utility on the ships (in the old days).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:46 AM (OTzUX)

635 Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?
Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs
--

Enter, the 2CV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 12:46 AM (/cR1m)

636 617 I only want to follow that dream.
Posted by: Ciampino

Not that again

Posted by: the von Trapp family at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (thbCK)
----
Hey, Hands off, I just want a Happy Ending.

Posted by: Ciampino - Got my mojo going again at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

637 Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.
Posted by: Kindltot

The aguardiente I have had was just more crudely distilled rum.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the aguardiente and FStewardesses on the late, unlamented SAHSA (Stay at Home, Stay A at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)

638 Miklos right - but wasn't the citrus added as they went? Not right in the barrels from the start? My grog history is spotty, mostly indirectly picked up from reading on rum in general.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (OTzUX)

639 We're all agog for grog.

Posted by: Royal Navy at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (5w4FU)


it is "rumchuck" in Chinook: rum = rum and chuck = water.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (xhaym)

640 Once upon a time, I enjoyed rum.
And then, I saw it made...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (jTmQV)

641

So... It was *grog*, sodomy, and the lash all along?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (/OeOS)

642 Enter, the 2CV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Pretty good car for the Burning Times

Posted by: Miklos speaks TRUTH (vraiment) at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (thbCK)

643 That's the easiest starter replacement I've ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (RKPlw)

644 So... It was *grog*, sodomy, and the lash all along?
Posted by: Zettai

You... are not new here...

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of the Entire ONT (the otters can speak for themselves) at June 29, 2022 12:50 AM (thbCK)

645 I just wish the homosexual faction would celebrate their homosexuality as I celebrate my heterosexuality.

Quietly , with no fanfare.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2022 12:50 AM (KATBx)

646 Probably the strangest thing I have ever drank is mulled wine, which we had north of the Arctic Circle.
It was just red wine with some lemon slices over a big vat lit by sterno.
Glorious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:51 AM (jTmQV)

647 A horde short story in 3 parts...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (L87Bl)

648 wasn't the citrus added as they went? Not right in the barrels from the start? My grog history is spotty, mostly indirectly picked up from reading on rum in general.
Posted by: rhomboid

As available.

They didn't understand how or why it worked (like Semmelweis in Hungary on sepsis/anti-sepsis) but practical is practical.

Posted by: Miklos, notorious fulfiller of unthinking quotas at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (thbCK)

649 "You sure you ain't got anything else to tell me muchacho?", Jim asked staring at the illegal alien, who was presently bobbing in the lake in his life jacket, his wrists duct taped to the handle of the ski rope.

The Latino man still spitting out water and coughing managed a defiant reply. "Chinga tu madre!" he shouted toward the boat.

Jim smiled, lit his cigar, and poured a fresh splash of bourbon into his favorite bourbon glass (a novelty glass with a 5.56 round embedded into the side to make it appear it was being shot). He nodded to his cohort who looked back at him awaiting instruction.

"Give her another lap, Ben", Jim said to his freakishly large friend sitting at the wheel of the bass boat. "We'll make him a true drug mule until he talks."

"HA HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE MULES FENTANYL ACROSS THE BORDER AND WE ARE DRAGGING HIM ACROSS THE LAKE!", Ben belted out in his usually obnoxiously overly-loud volume...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (L87Bl)

650 ....With that Ben pushed the throttle forward, causing Jim to take one side-step to regain his balance as he gazed contently upon their bounty, who along skipped along the top of the water, occasionally plunging under water before re-emerging in what Jim observed to be an oversized popping lure.

"Too bad there ain't bass big enough to hit that lure" he thought to himself, before holding up his hand and motioning for Ben to throttle down after a minute had passed.

Jim had seen a lot in his days, and as he scratched his grey goatee with his deeply tanned hand, he recalled his friend at the rifle range, who had recently lost his granddaughter to a fentanyl overdose and the single tear the rolled down his face when he told Jim of his loss.

"Now I'm gonna ask you one more damned time, puta. Who the hell were you gonna deliver them drugs to and how in God's name did your sorry ass sneak in my country? Comprende?"....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:53 AM (L87Bl)

651 633 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
=========

Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....
--------------

I've dissected a frog and slept at a Motel 6 - Liz Cheney is a man.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:53 AM (RKPlw)

652 A horde short story in 3 parts...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

A Horde short shorts story pls?

With pics

Posted by: Miklos suggests and requests at June 29, 2022 12:54 AM (thbCK)

653 .....Sensing that the old man wasn't going to relent, the Mexican motioned to be pulled in.

Jim began to retrieve the line and pulled the man to the edge of the boat. "No habla Ingles" he gasped, still trying to catch his breath. Jim flicked the remaining nub of his cigar out into the lake, and picked up the small oar underneath the seat and hit the Mexican squarely in the head.

"Please. I tell you what you want. Please, no mas" the Mexican cried out.

Jim cracked a wry smile and looked back at his compatriot "See Ben, just like a billiard ball. The harder you hit 'em the more English you get out of them."

Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)

654 620 And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.
Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.
Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)

The initial rebellion in the two Sicilies against Austrian rule in 1851 was over, among other things, excessive taxes on tobacco and liquor.
It is nice to see that the traditional ways are maintained yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (xhaym)
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Tabacchi or smoke shops sold all tobacco products but also stamps, both the mailing ones and the various revenue stamps that one had/have? to have to make a document legit. What a racket. I believe Greece, France and Spain do that. Not sure about others. I can't remember the salt part. However you can go to shops that sell plain alcohol and the flavorings you need to make almost any liqueur you want (with instructions). Cheap. In contrast try buying alcohol in any county that's ever been ruled by the Brits - yes us too.

Posted by: Ciampino - I love Strega at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

655 -
After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM -
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----

No. This "Cheney" thing lies awake at night dreaming of being a man, .. or a woman. This thing instead is a politician.
This politician is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead, or vote the proper way.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (NTUk0)

656 Probably the strangest thing I have ever drank is mulled wine, which we had north of the Arctic Circle.
It was just red wine with some lemon slices over a big vat lit by sterno.
Glorious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:51 AM (jTmQV)

Judas! Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine. It's Terrific.

Posted by: Comicus at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (7bRMQ)

657 Miklos right -
Posted by: rhomboid

Not saying Miklos is right, but....

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (thbCK)

658 That's the easiest starter replacement I've ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (RKPlw)

The entire engine comes out pretty easily, but the silly Frenchmen attached the motor mounts to the exhaust header pipes, and then used rubber biscuits loaded in shear to support the engine. Needless to say, when the car came to me, the rubber biscuits were peeled off their metal backing, and the exhaust pipes rested on a part of the frame. I made up some custom brackets, and used a pair of Studebaker biscuit mounts, but loaded in compression instead of shear. Seems to work OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (6tkkl)

659
The aguardiente I have had was just more crudely distilled rum.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the aguardiente and FStewardesses on the late, unlamented SAHSA (Stay at Home, Stay A at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)


Depends on what country you are in, it is like Cumbia, you know? Aguardiente just means "ardent water" in the Shakespearean meaning.
In Colombia it was real rotgut but nowadays it has some class, and is as uniquely Colombian as Tejo, or pardoning the communist revolutionary group every twenty years just to have themselves pick a new name and restart kidnappings, assassinations and random violent attacks in the name of whatever the fu^^ it is this time.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (xhaym)

660 BC, Nice story, I just think Jim would have shot the guy long before that!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

661 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.

Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

662 Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)

Secure the licensing rights and get a script adaptation going asap!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 12:59 AM (4I/2K)

663 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.

Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

Drink as much as you want. We're stuck with it.

Posted by: Sign of the Fish, Restaurant Y Cantina at June 29, 2022 01:00 AM (7bRMQ)

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (1DgE4)

665 I drank the mulled wine.
And yet, I LIVED!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (jTmQV)

666 ...as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM



That's beautiful, man...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (/OeOS)

667 I coulda been a contender....

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (1DgE4)

668 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.
Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

Wouldn't do to overmull thunk wine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (6tkkl)

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (/OeOS)

670 🥴

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:03 AM (4I/2K)

671 Coup fourree @666

Posted by: Miklos, consideringwho used to play Milles Bornes at June 29, 2022 01:05 AM (thbCK)

672 I just got in from going to the 9:45pm showing of Top Gun:Maverick at the Manassas IMAX. I was the only one in the entire theater.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:06 AM (GJnvT)

673 ..Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)


Dude. I'd told you all of that in confidence, and now go and lookit whatchve done!

Fuckin' cartels, now I've really got some shootin' to do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 01:06 AM (tkOps)

674 Is "heathered" (as apposed to "hopped") beer/ale anything anyone has an opinion on?

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 01:08 AM (NTUk0)

675 Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji.
Posted by: rhomboid


I don't think this is remotely true considering it requires tropical / near-tropical climate for the source. Vodka or clear spirits have sources that can be grown at any latitude on earth and are. You can grow potatoes anywhere on earth, to say nothing of grains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01:09 AM (IEa8U)

676 If that was an old Chevy the casting/crank case would have a tongue protruding, with two holes, from the front for two stem mounts with grommets attached to the front frame.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (RKPlw)

677

I've mastered the art of making my own simple syrup with lime juice...

It's a 2:1 mixture of cane sugar and water heated on the stove (not boiled!) until the sugar has dissolved, and when it has cooled, I had one (1) part of lime juice...

It's a perfect addition to crushed ice, water, and vodka served in a Mason jar!

Probably wards off scurvy, too!

Probably...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (/OeOS)

678

ADD one (1) part... Not "had"!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:11 AM (/OeOS)

679 Thanks for the Percy Sledge tune. Those were the days..

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 01:11 AM (NIYa7)

680 t's a perfect addition to crushed ice, water, and vodka served in a Mason jar!

Probably wards off scurvy, too!

Probably...
Posted by: Zettai

The mint in the back garden is doing very well...

Posted by: Mojito Miklos at June 29, 2022 01:12 AM (thbCK)

681 I'm gonna go do some law work. BBIAB

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 01:13 AM (KAi1n)

682 The difference between rum and vodka might be the definition of exaggeration.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 01:13 AM (NTUk0)

683 If that was an old Chevy the casting/crank case would have a tongue protruding, with two holes, from the front for two stem mounts with grommets attached to the front frame.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (RKPlw)

Yep. I have seen those. A stack-up of rubber biscuits and washers around a stud. Not unlike the setup on shock absorbers or stabilizer links; just bigger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:14 AM (6tkkl)

684 Heh.


Apparently there's a PSA starring the Sesame Street character Elmo encouraging little kids to get the covid vaccine.

Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:15 AM (U2p+3)

685 One major elephant in the room the military does not want to admit exist:

How can they recruit adequately from a population of young people that are taught from kindergarten to hate America?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 01:16 AM (CdZ4i)

686 Rum begins its journey to your liver as pure grain alcohol.
And then they step on it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:16 AM (jTmQV)

687 Hey, nurse, had Marine Son decided on the bike?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:17 AM (RKPlw)

688 Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.
Posted by: nurse ratched

During Pride Month?

Posted by: Bert and Ernie at June 29, 2022 01:18 AM (thbCK)

689 Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:15 AM (U2p+3)

Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:19 AM (6tkkl)

690 Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:19 AM



I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:20 AM (vsF7Q)

691 That house in the bottom pic looks familiar. Is it on Rt 23?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)

692 Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'll show you where I want to touch you

Posted by: The "Tickle You" Elmo Groomer Doll at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (thbCK)

693 75 The modern rock station I listen to sometimes plays 'Closing Time'. Never realized Semisonic is from Minneapolis--they sound so much like a Britpop act.

I love how the guy basically looks like a math teacher.
Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (UewuT)

Closing Time is a favorite song of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (CdZ4i)

694 I'm dying over here!
Posted by: Zettai

Not buggered dead already?

Posted by: Miklos admits to Biden Memory Moments at June 29, 2022 01:22 AM (thbCK)

695 687 Hey, nurse, had Marine Son decided on the bike?

Posted by: Braenyard

Nope. Hopefully it will be a while. I took a lot of screenshots of our conversation the other night with y'all's suggestions, so hopefully he reads them and considers. Thanks to all of you for your two cents.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:23 AM (U2p+3)

696

I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:24 AM (vsF7Q)

697 >>>Apparently there's a PSA starring the Sesame Street character Elmo encouraging little kids to get the covid vaccine.

Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.

>They wouldn't let Elmo play with Katy Perry's tits and now he's a fag with the monkeypox.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:24 AM (0ocXn)

698 Not buggered dead already?

Posted by: Miklos admits to Biden Memory Moments at June 29, 2022 01:22 AM



During Pride Month?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:25 AM (vsF7Q)

699 485 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want for two reasons

—-
Not in Georgia. They gave RatShitBerger the win.
And Cheney is pushing bigly to get Dems to vote for her.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:26 AM (3vQN0)

700 That house in the bottom pic looks familiar. Is it on Rt 23?
Posted by: Miley

Could be, if you mean Old Rt. 23, before they routed around Pixley Fountains, or after the Ft Bugtussle bypass, I mean the old Ft. Bugtussle bypass, which would be Rt. 23A, but the old timers still call the Old Haney Road, which it is, or was until they built Rt. 22C

Posted by: County Agent Miklos Kimball at June 29, 2022 01:27 AM (thbCK)

701 675 Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji.
Posted by: rhomboid

I don't think this is remotely true considering it requires tropical / near-tropical climate for the source. Vodka or clear spirits have sources that can be grown at any latitude on earth and are. You can grow potatoes anywhere on earth, to say nothing of grains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01 :09 AM (IEa8U)
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You are right that sugarcane grows at the Equator, in the tropics, and a bit further south - coastal Natal is a vast area of sugarcane. It needs abundant rainfall during the growing season and then relative dryness for the harvest to prevent rot. So not a semi-arid grower. The Western Cape, at the same latitude, has a Mediterranean climate, cooler and not enough rainfall.

Posted by: Ciampino - I love Strega at June 29, 2022 01:28 AM (qfLjt)

702 Closing Time is so very 90s. And I say that in a good way.

I read that the song was written about a baby being born, ie closing time, time to get out of the womb. His wife was pregnant at the time. Kind of weird, but also kinda cool.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:28 AM (3vQN0)

703 During Pride Month?
Posted by: Zettai

TWO DAY REPRIEVE

Posted by: Miklos what wonders what is next, Homos and Wimmins and Black peoples having already had their month at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (thbCK)

704 Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.I love that line.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (3vQN0)

705 One of the BEST all time movie lines...

Hitman...

Nicka, stop talking or I''ll put you back in the truck...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 01:32 AM (oHd/0)

706 Didn’t the Rooskies blow up a Ukistan mall recently? That was the thing to be outraged about for a nanosecond. Then Roe happened.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (3vQN0)

707 BB - With Progressive Women Out Protesting For Abortion, Men In Office Final Get Some Work Done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (nByzo)

708 I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...
Posted by: Zettai

We are a Simple People

Posted by: The Horde at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK)

709 Posted by: Miklos what wonders what is next, Homos and Wimmins and Black peoples having already had their month at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (thbCK)

Every month is White Supremacy Month.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

710

We may hear the SCOTUS ruling on the West Virginia v EPA case tomorrow, during Pride Month!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (7i0hW)

711 Is coal gay?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (3vQN0)

712

What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)

713 711 Is coal gay?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (3vQN0)
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Well I have never seen a coal fartclam, have you?

Posted by: Ciampino - I love most sweet liqueurs at June 29, 2022 01:37 AM (qfLjt)

714 708I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...
Posted by: Zettai
I'd be careful about using the word "syrup" around here, especially if combined with "French" or Toast" or "Maple." I learned that yesterday the hard way.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:38 AM (GJnvT)

715 Every month is White Supremacy Month.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

My part will be GoulashFest 2022

Posted by: Miklos will do his part at June 29, 2022 01:38 AM (thbCK)

716 Good night all.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:39 AM (GJnvT)

717 We may hear the SCOTUS ruling on the West Virginia v EPA case tomorrow, during Pride Month!
Posted by: Zettai

Oh You!

Posted by: Joe Man Chin (D) at June 29, 2022 01:39 AM (thbCK)

718 Well, the dog wants out, and it's late, and time for me to go to bed, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:40 AM (6tkkl)

719 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:40 AM (3vQN0)

720 Jo Ejszakat, AOP!

Posted by: Miklos up late and early at June 29, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK)

721 576 The problem with it now being proven Hutchinson didn't write ther note she claimed to write, is that the prosecutors (or this case witch burners) decide what the truth is.

She was formerly questioned via video conferencing by at least 4 congressional reps months ago and there are transcripts. (I would think they are at some point before or during the 'hearing' turned over to the other side for their case/a rebuttal.??) Her testimony yesterday should certainly match what she gave before.

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 01:41 AM (NIYa7)

722 The very special Sesame Street episode were Elmo teaches its ok for MAPs to touch you, cause they are born that way will have Elmo's original performer brought back.

Posted by: Big tech at June 29, 2022 01:42 AM (a0KPx)

723 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.

Posted by: Miklosian Products LLC at June 29, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)

724 What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)


I had to overrule that one.

Posted by: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (ldL4g)

725 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.
Posted by: Miklosian Products LLC at June 29, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)

May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (4I/2K)

726 723 Your social media account doesn't have enough flair ribbons...

Posted by: Chotchkies manager now at Facedesk at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (a0KPx)

727 And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.
Posted by: Miklosian
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I'm not wearing the ribbon.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 29, 2022 01:49 AM (/cR1m)

728 Your social media account doesn't have enough flair ribbons...

Posted by: Chotchkies manager now at Facedesk at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (a0KPx)


Fairy ribbons are totally acceptable.

Posted by: Social Media Rules Committee at June 29, 2022 01:50 AM (ldL4g)

729 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (4I/2K)

Yeah that was the shit. If you couldn't find the right color in that thing it probably didn't exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)

730 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)

731 232 We'll need cannibal Bob's opinion on the burger. I don't think omnivores would taste that great. I don't think I would taste that great specifically.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (0fVbu)

The New Guineans call it long pork, as opposed to regular, or short pork.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (ynpvh)

732 What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)


Whose to say when a month starts or ends. Do you have a doctorate in Calender-ism, hater?

Posted by: Judge Jumanji, USSC at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (a0KPx)

733 George Carlin had a rant about all the ribbons. He said he wears a brown ribbon for eat shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

734 the Crayola No. 64 pack

Presidential Father's Day gift

Posted by: Hunter luvvs his Dad at June 29, 2022 01:55 AM (thbCK)

735 I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)


Street art!

Posted by: Willem de Kooning at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (ldL4g)

736
I watched my recording of Tucker a while ago. It's clear to me now, and really sunk in. This country is being run by some very evil people. Satanic. Govt. and corporate.

The oligarchs truly want to be feudal lords with the population being nothing but wage slaves and serfs working their lives as drones for the benefit of the lords. Once you're too old to work, then die.

Tucker was going on about how the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it. Much cheaper than maternity leave and adding a kid or two to the corporate health care plans.

These people are pure evil. Ghouls. This really sunk tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

737 the Crayola No. 64 pack

Presidential Father's Day gift

Posted by: Hunter luvvs his Dad at June 29, 2022 01:55 AM (thbCK)


But you had to buy one without the sharpener. Way too dangerous for your 'Big Guy'.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (ldL4g)

738 the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it.



I need six months of all-inclusive prostate therapy in Barbados.

Posted by: Miklos Memo to HR at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (thbCK)

739 Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)

A definite upside of the crayola 64 combat pack of crayons... the sharpener.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD)

740 Tucker was going on about how the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it. Much cheaper than maternity leave and adding a kid or two to the corporate health care plans.

These people are pure evil. Ghouls. This really sunk tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)


One guest he had on said it best: The Left is a death cult.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 02:01 AM (ldL4g)

741 Tucker played clips of economics assholes on CNBC and MSNBC talking about how abortion is good for the labor participation rate. Having babies fucks up the labor participation of womyns.

In the old days, the participation rate of men was very high, like close to 90%. Womyns, not so much. They took care of the kids.

Not any more. Womyns having babies is bad for the economy. That's where these ghouls are. Fuck them. They need to die. They are pure, satanic, Moloch worshipping demons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

742 But you had to buy one without the sharpener. Way too dangerous for your 'Big Guy'.
Posted by: RickZ

The Secret Service and Dr. Jill, but mainly DR. Jill removed that.

Don't think Dad noticed, barely even peels off the paper wrappers when he's hungry. Mainly they crumble them up to make colors and "crunchies" in the pudding.

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 29, 2022 02:03 AM (thbCK)

743 Don't think Dad noticed, barely even peels off the paper wrappers when he's hungry. Mainly they crumble them up to make colors and "crunchies" in the pudding.

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 29, 2022 02:03 AM (thbCK)


Sprinkles!

Posted by: Guy In GEICO Commercial at June 29, 2022 02:06 AM (ldL4g)

744 736. Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
Rabindranath Tagore

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 02:07 AM (NIYa7)

745 Sprinkles!
Posted by: Guy In GEICO Commercial

Again?

Hunter pays OK, if late

If asparagus, cost is EXTRA

Posted by: Russian Prostitutes at June 29, 2022 02:08 AM (thbCK)

746 ..I need six months of all-inclusive prostate therapy in Barbados. Posted by: Miklos Memo to HR at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (thbCK)

You'll settle for six weeks of deep tissue massage from the Hildebeest, herself.

They'll give you six days of all-invasive prostate therapy from Big Mike in a Chicago Bathouse.

They do NOT play fair. They hate us, and want us to die.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:09 AM (tkOps)

747 Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
Rabindranath Tagore
Posted by: Lola

I would love for Trump to tweet such things.

Posted by: Miklosian Politico-Social marketing SA de CV at June 29, 2022 02:10 AM (thbCK)

748 Trump Take the Wheel is my favorite Carrie Underwood tune.

Posted by: Ketchup Splatter Is, Like, Totally Gross at June 29, 2022 02:10 AM (5w4FU)

749 Trump Take the A-10C controls would be my favorite tune.

Sharks' mouth on the nose, over the gun. Gold tinted canopy, in the classic Golden Scalp Weasel Wave.

Brrrrrrppppp!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:17 AM (tkOps)

750

For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham

Posted by: Which Miklos actually likes, by the way at June 29, 2022 02:18 AM (thbCK)

751 Brrrrrrppppp!

Jim

The DC Beltway AKA Highway of Death

Posted by: A Miklos Boy can dream at June 29, 2022 02:19 AM (thbCK)

752
For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham
Posted by: Which Miklos
-----

Ah. Next up: Potted Meat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:21 AM (/cR1m)

753 Work done and I'm back.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:22 AM (KAi1n)

754
I loves me some Underwood deviled ham. That Armour potted meat ain't too bad either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

755 ..The DC Beltway AKA Highway of Death. Posted by: A Miklos Boy can dream at June 29, 2022 02:19 AM (thbCK)

Such a good and efficient way to expend all aged and expired ordnances, all in one mighty action. Those cluster bombs aren't going to dispose of themselves, you know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:24 AM (tkOps)

756 Mile Hammer #64-Trick or Treet

Posted by: hard Boiled Miklos at June 29, 2022 02:24 AM (thbCK)

757 *flips hair, shows a little leg*

Posted by: SPAM at June 29, 2022 02:25 AM (KFhLj)

758 Ah. Next up: Potted Meat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:21 AM (/cR1m)


Good stuff.

Posted by: Hook-Up At O Dark Thirty With Beer Goggles On at June 29, 2022 02:27 AM (ldL4g)

759 *flips hair, shows a little leg*
Posted by: SPAM

Well hey little lady

Posted by: Pickled pig's feet at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK)

760 For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham
Posted by: Which Miklos actually likes

Fuck you, now I have to run up to Safeway before midnight and buy a few cans. (Actually, I like their roast beef spread which I'd eat as a cub scout. I don't eat ham.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)

761

Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (RF/pZ)

762 underwoodspreads.com/product/premium-roast-beef-spread/

Wow, a little more fat than protein, but no sugar. That surprises me. Everything has sugar added to it.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:30 AM (KAi1n)

763 Actually, it contains sugar, but not enough to qualify for > 0 status, which is ok.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:31 AM (KAi1n)

764 ..Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats! Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (RF/pZ)

"C" Rations for the win. It's what I fed on as a young USAF puke, training, in the field. Which was often.

"K" rations were inferior, and I was well out of the Service before the MRE era. But, I could live on "C" rats for as long as it took for things to even out. I can even cook the Ham & Beans or Limas into something edible, with a few trades.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)

765 Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats!
Posted by: Zettai

FUN FACT

Tushonka in its infinite varieties was not only bought, but made at home. Canning in actual cans, not "canning" in Mason jars.

I helped make some, but didn't eat much, because I knew what was in it.

Posted by: Misty water Coloured Miklosian Youth at June 29, 2022 02:35 AM (thbCK)

766 I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)

767

I could always trade a John Wayne bar for an entrée, because cessation of hunger > flavour!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (RF/pZ)

768
The Underwood Deviled Ham has only about 2g of carbs per can. 30g fat, 16g protein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

769 I could live on "C" rats for as long as it took for things to even out. I can even cook the Ham & Beans or Limas into something edible, with a few trades.

Jim

It was guys like you who got the extra ration of saltpeter.

Posted by: Mikloos, Master of Military Culinary Arts at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (thbCK)

770 My part will be GoulashFest 2022
Posted by: Miklos

I better have guest list action.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (KAi1n)

771 The Underwood Deviled Ham has only about 2g of carbs per can. 30g fat, 16g protein.
Posted by: publius

Gluten.Free.

Posted by: Miklos, in defense at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (thbCK)

772 ..I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)


Saturday Night Feast at the TxMoMeet is gonna be "C Rats Surprise".

Served (forcefully) by Otters!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (tkOps)

773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)

774 I better have guest list action.
Posted by: SFGoth

I can send some to CA if Mason jars can be safely shipped.

Or come to SC.

Posted by: Miklos, quite sure that Winter is Coming at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (thbCK)

775 I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM



One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (RF/pZ)

776 Saturday Night Feast at the TxMoMeet is gonna be "C Rats Surprise".

Served (forcefully) by Otters!

Jim

Just got message from some Buttgig guy who wants an invite.

Posted by: Miklos, not touching this at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (thbCK)

777 ..It was guys like you who got the extra ration of saltpeter. Posted by: Mikloos, Master of Military Culinary Arts at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (thbCK)

Added to the stash for my blackpowder mix. No worries.

Now, shuddup and eat your limas and eggs. You'll thank me after you quaff your morning covfefe.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:42 AM (tkOps)

778 The history of the Underwood Company is actually very interesting. Let's if this will fit without blowing the margins:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
William_Underwood_Company

Looks risky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:42 AM (/cR1m)

779 One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful!
Posted by: Zettai

The rich kids had ground venetian glass in theirs.

We had ordinary ground glass. Grandpa's spectacles, but they were re-used to give some flavour to each pot 'o gruel.

Posted by: Miklos, not like it is today at June 29, 2022 02:44 AM (thbCK)

780
Guess what? I'm eatin' me a little bit of Underwood deviled ham leftovers right now. I remembered I had a piece of a can left in the fridge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)

781 ..One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful! Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (RF/pZ)

Pairs well with South African Biltong and commandeered wines.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)

782 730 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.
----
You had sidewalks? Plushy comforts. We had to walk on broken glass from all the bottles hurled form cars. We had to sharpen ours with each other's tooth.

Posted by: Ciampino - we jelously guarded the incisors at June 29, 2022 02:46 AM (qfLjt)

783 "773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz) '

to be sold to people with zero understanding of how distillation works.

in LaCrosse they make one that's not only gluten free but organic as well ! actually not bad stuff.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 29, 2022 02:47 AM (a82Er)

784 ...I remembered I had a piece of a can left in the fridge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM



Did you remember to scrape the fur off of it first?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:47 AM (RF/pZ)

785 (Actually, I like their roast beef spread which I'd eat as a cub scout. I don't eat ham.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)


Funny, when I'm in the mood for that, I make my own. Small cubed chuck steak, boiled in water with some Better Than Bouillon Beef. Once tender (a couple of hours), I mash the shit out of the cubes with a wooden spatula, breaking them down/apart. Add some seasoning. Cook down the liquid until I have a meat paste/spread. Makes a decent sized batch which freezes well, too. No sugar and less salt than the can.

Kitchen hacks by RickZ.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 02:49 AM (ldL4g)

786 >> Did you remember to scrape the fur off of it first?

No fur yet. Only about 2 -3 days old, I think.

That shit is best right out of the can, room temperature. In the fridge, it looses a little bit of goody or something. But still a nice snack. I've got two cans left, but I don't want to open one, 'cause I ain't that hungry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

787 Looks risky
Posted by: Mike Hammer

the things one learns here.

*wanders off to make sammich*

Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at June 29, 2022 02:53 AM (thbCK)

788 ...*wanders off to make sammich*

Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at June 29, 2022 02:53 AM



I thought that was Darleen's job...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:55 AM (EDr3W)

789 I thought that was Darleen's job...
Posted by: Zettai

Shift Change in one hour and three minutes.

Posted by: Miklos has some Me time at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (thbCK)

790 773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
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Well I saw car tires with "gluten-free" on the sign but it may have been an attempt at making fun of all those idiots without any real problems but looking for sympathy. Funny because I usually give a scornful look when someone says they have dairy related problems, allergy to XYZ, etc.

Posted by: Ciampino - cereal-free books at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

791 Around this time of the month, I encourage Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen to have their Private Time, and well the hell away from me.

Posted by: Miklos has some experience at June 29, 2022 02:59 AM (thbCK)

792
Now, Vienna sausages. Armour. I like a can of those pretty good as well. The last few years, the taste of those seemed off to me. Wondered if it was my taster, or Covid pandemic shutodwn shit. They have improved of late.

I made the mistake of trying some off-brand Viennas, Libby's I think it was. God-awful. Also, tried some of the chicken. Turrible.

Locally, we refer to cans of Armour Vienna after a local fellow, named Jim. I won't mention his full name, I'll just say "Jim Does". He used to stop off at a local country store joint to eat lunch, and would grab a can of Armour Vienna sausages and some crackers. Thus, we'd refer to them as a can of "Jim Does".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

793
Ol' Jim Doe came to a bad end. His son was a local HVAC guy, still does it (as best as he can). Ol' Jim managed to get run over by his tractor way back, probably early 2000s.

Poor guy *crawled*, all broken up, back to his house. He made it nearly to the doorsteps of the back porch. That's where they found him. The tractor had run off in the woods, hit a tree, and choked down.

Ol' Jim's wife died just a few weeks ago, Miley and me went to the funeral, representin' the family. She was either 93 or 95, one year older or younger than my father, can't remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

794 781
Pairs well with South African Biltong and commandeered wines.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)
----
Biltong. We love that stuff. Impala and Kudu meat is particularly good but that made with beef is very good too. I specially like the peppery kind. Sure beats jerky.

Posted by: Ciampino - definitely gluten-free at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (qfLjt)

795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?

Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)

796
Ol' Jim there and my father had a fallin' out. It was awkward. Ol' Jim was sort of a smart-ass, jest funnin' but sort of with an edge, and Daddy got enough of it. They had some words.

Me and Jim's son, the HVAC guy just sort of ignored it. I let Jim know quickly that I wasn't in on the feudin', and his son let my father know as well. We didn't say anything, mind you, just spoke and joked, so's each would know we ain't participatin' in this here feud with our daddies.

They were still feudin' when Jim bought the farm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)

797 That Underwood article was pretty cool.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:06 AM (KAi1n)

798 HOAs are nothing more than America's version of Cuba's Committees for the Defense of the Revolution. They are exactly why I want to live out in the country when I can get a house at long last.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:07 AM (CdZ4i)

799 795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?
Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)

Been to OH, I see...

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:08 AM (CdZ4i)

800 Ol' Jim managed to get run over by his tractor way back, probably early 2000s.

Poor guy *crawled*, all broken up, back to his house. He made it nearly to the doorsteps of the back porch. That's where they found him. The tractor had run off in the woods, hit a tree, and choked down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

Not sure if that would be Maximum Overdrive or Killdozer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:09 AM (VwHCD)

801 Been to OH, I see...
Posted by: Cow Demon


Nope, just Kay-ro Illinois, Where the syrup comes from, apparently.

Posted by: Miklos learnt English in Hungary (but tried Real Hard) at June 29, 2022 03:10 AM (thbCK)

802 795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?

Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)
----
The town in Southern Illinois is pronounced Vie-Ana,
vie as in vi-able.
Cairo is Keh-ee-ro(w) - with or without the W, depending on speaker.

Posted by: Ciampino - Go to Austria and ask in Austrian for the bus to Vie-ana. at June 29, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

803 Not sure if that would be Maximum Overdrive or Killdozer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I heard a much more horrific story from Publius, that I hope and pray is not true.

Posted by: Miklos wished that story had not been told at June 29, 2022 03:12 AM (thbCK)

804 790 773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

----
Well I saw car tires with "gluten-free" on the sign but it may have been an attempt at making fun of all those idiots without any real problems but looking for sympathy. Funny because I usually give a scornful look when someone says they have dairy related problems, allergy to XYZ, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - cereal-free books at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

Welcome to my world. I night stock as I come to grips with the reality that America is divided into insiders and outsiders, and as I am an outsider, I am cordially invited to drop dead. Anyways, here's where I learn people are idiots when it comes to food. "Non-GMO corn." HAHAHAHAH!!! Corn requires vast human intervention to grow!!! GMOs, people, began 6000 years ago. And everything that we all know (like vodka) has zero wheat has to be labeled as "gluten-free". Oh, and don't get me started on how countless items that are clearly derived from vegetation are labeled "plant-based", which is also a sign of the dumbing down of language.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:13 AM (CdZ4i)

805 801 Been to OH, I see...
Posted by: Cow Demon


Nope, just Kay-ro Illinois, Where the syrup comes from, apparently.
Posted by: Miklos learnt English in Hungary (but tried Real Hard) at June 29, 2022 03:10 AM (thbCK)

LOL, I was close by there two years ago. My old man was brought up (more or less) across the river and always pronounced that town the way you would the capital of Egypt. I never knew it was pronounced any other way for many years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:15 AM (CdZ4i)

806
'Round here, some of the bona fide rednecks pronounce it, "Vie-EEEners".

You'll have to ask Miley how I pronounce it. She says I pronounce things different soundin' than what I think I is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)

807 is pronounced Vie-Ana,
--------

Vie-Ana

Why you done me so wrong

Sweet Vie-Ana

How could you do yo' man so wrong

Posted by: Miklos sees that this name has been uniquly neglected in the Blues Ouvre at June 29, 2022 03:16 AM (thbCK)

808 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2022 03:17 AM (sAmhv)

809 Well I fired the last nail into the new dining room molding tonight. My new super duper cool tool of the week...the pin nailer. Holy shit is that thing amazing for outside miters in crown molding. $25 at harbor freight. frigging steal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:18 AM (VwHCD)

810
Believe it or not, ol' Jim's son also managed to let a tractor run over his leg. Stupid mother----. It was some soft ground. Junior started the tractor by jumping off the solenoid with a screwdriver. It was in gear, or course.

He didn't get hurt, other than bruised. His wife had a shit-fit and put the fear of God in him. Damn you, you nearly got killed just like your Daddy.

Seriously, there are some people who are just accident prone, and do stupid shit. I can't process that stupidity some times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

811 frigging steal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Fliggin A!

Posted by: Me Chinee, me make joke and also cheap crap for Loundeye at June 29, 2022 03:20 AM (thbCK)

812 Fliggin A!
Posted by: Me Chinee

It's not the Rs, it's the Ls. Not the craw, the craw.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (KAi1n)

813 Seriously, there are some people who are just accident prone, and do stupid shit. I can't process that stupidity some times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Yore daddy din' raise no fool, {{{Publius}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)

814
If any of you remember me telling the story of the guy with the old trap trailer who overloaded it with some of our heated up corn one time. He blew two tires and broke the tongue on the trailer in two miles getting home.

Well, he himself let a tractor run over him, same stupidity. Starting it by jumping the solenoid, with it in gear.

He broke some ribs in that stupid episode. That was back in the '80s, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)

815 GMOs, people, began 6000 years ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:13 AM (CdZ4i)


No one would touch a banana that hadn't been GMOd centuries ago. Ugly critters they were, too, not that gorgeous yellow with the cream-colored fruit inside. Same with carrots; I don't think they were originally orange, either.

It's like organic vegetables. Do you want chemicals that help them grow (and that you wash off before eating) or do you want them grown in animal shit?

People are dumb. P.T. Barnum was correct: There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:26 AM (ldL4g)

816 It's like organic vegetables. Do you want chemicals that help them grow (and that you wash off before eating) or do you want them grown in animal shit?

People are dumb. P.T. Barnum was correct: There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:26 AM (ldL4g)

Give me miracle grow and keep the cow shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:28 AM (VwHCD)

817 It's not the Rs, it's the Ls. Not the craw, the craw.
Posted by: SFGoth

DO NOT ASSUME!

Could I hire you to sue yourself for that?

Posted by: Miklos thinks Califirnia is the Land of Legal Opportunity (ADA, did I mention) at June 29, 2022 03:29 AM (thbCK)

818 Give me miracle grow and keep the cow shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I want some Miracle Grow from Earnest Angley and Tammy Faye Bakker

Posted by: Miklos will do his own rRain Dance at June 29, 2022 03:31 AM (thbCK)

819 I want some Miracle Grow from Earnest Angley and Tammy Faye Bakker

Posted by: Miklos will do his own rRain Dance at June 29, 2022 03:31 AM (thbCK)


Cultural appropriation by sock!

Posted by: The Hekawi Tribe at June 29, 2022 03:37 AM (ldL4g)

820 Howdy all, what's shakin?

Another drive today, took Jules to DeKalb to the eye
clinic. Seemed like a very short drive compare to what I just did, up and back to Stevens Point to see Dad.

Was up for his 86th birthday. We had a good time. The next day we stopped at two of the bars he frequents, he's a popular guy. He really is an extrovert and needs human interaction.

Started stopping at local places more after the covid shutdown, which came a few yrs after Mom died, they were together since they were 15, he still misses he terribly.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2022 03:38 AM (55Qr6)

821 These are the times that try Moron Souls.

The Summertime Patriot and the daywalking Moron

Must, in this hour, come to defense of this thread

(nods with Respect to the Hekawi people)

Posted by: Miklos, just getting worked up at June 29, 2022 03:39 AM (thbCK)

822 Dutch farmers protest livestock cuts to curb nitrogen.
https://tinyurl.com/yt532prv

Posted by: Ciampino - also less methane farts? at June 29, 2022 03:50 AM (qfLjt)

823 These are the times that try Moron Souls.

The Summertime Patriot and the daywalking Moron

Must, in this hour, come to defense of this thread

(nods with Respect to the Hekawi people)

Posted by: Miklos, just getting worked up at June 29, 2022 03:39 AM (thbCK)

Kneels down. Looks up.

It's dead, Miklos.

Posted by: Bones at June 29, 2022 03:51 AM (7bRMQ)

824 FDA panel recommends new COVID-19 shots to target the Omicron variant
https://mol.im/a/10962801

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)

825 I loves me some Underwood deviled ham. That Armour potted meat ain't too bad either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:23

My Grandma made a great dip, for chips or whatever, from Underwood deviled ham, combined w/ cream cheese and I'm not sure what else, it's great J still makes it. If someone wants the recipe let me know, it's very tasty.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (55Qr6)

826 FDA panel recommends new COVID-19 shots to target the Omicron variant

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)


Just like the poor, the COVID-1984 jabs will always be with us.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:55 AM (ldL4g)

827 Unvaccinated baby who was initially DENIED a new heart because his evangelical parents refused to get him jabbed is finally approved for the transplant: Medical ethics expert says doctor was playing 'COVID politics' with decision.
https://mol.im/a/10962979

The doctor(s) should be made to give valid scientific reasons why the vaxx was deemed necessary. And the fired.

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil for no reason at June 29, 2022 03:55 AM (qfLjt)

828 Busy tonight I see

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 03:57 AM (2JoB8)

829 I wish my Hearts of Iron III wouldn't keep crashing every week or so of game time. I save it often, but it's still annoying. I wonder why it does this. Not like I have a lot of stuff open and it's not a graphics-intensive game.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:58 AM (KAi1n)

830 I'm getting tired now and I need a nap.

Posted by: Ciampino is getting sleepy so goodnight at June 29, 2022 03:59 AM (qfLjt)

831
Stay the hell away from these Omicron specific mRNA products. If you've already been jabbed with the original, OAS means there's is no benefit to them at all.

If not previously jabbed, it's the same damn thing as before. Non-sterilizing, single epitope targeting inferior immune response generated. At the expensive of massive production of toxic spike protein in the body.

Stay the fuck away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)

832 Working for breakfast, Skip.

Posted by: Miklos, back froma nother flawless Shift Change ta the Waffle Hut at June 29, 2022 04:07 AM (thbCK)

833 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 04:07 AM (2JoB8)

834 Morning, all,

Feel pretty close to 100% this morning despite a few sneezes. Stirling the needy little black kitten is sitting with me as I type. I had to lock him out of the bedroom last night -- he was trying too hard to suckle me -- so now he's *very* glad to see me. Nothing aloof about this cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)

835 Stay the fuck away.
Posted by: publius

Elixir of Okra Extract

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at June 29, 2022 04:09 AM (thbCK)

836 Feel pretty close to 100% this morning despite a few sneezes. Stirling the needy little black kitten is sitting with me as I type. I had to lock him out of the bedroom last night -- he was trying too hard to suckle me -- so now he's *very* glad to see me. Nothing aloof about this cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)

Pix on pet thread. And thanks for the help.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 04:09 AM (7bRMQ)

Monkey Picnic Cafe

sumelamonestaryturkey.jfif
Sumela Monestary, Turkey


Sumela Monastery is a Greek Orthodox monastery dedicated to the Theotokos located at Karadağ (Greek: Sou Melá, meaning "Black Mountain")within the Pontic Mountains, in the Maka district of Trabzon Province in modern Turkey.

Nestled in a steep cliff at an altitude of about 1,200 metres (3,900 ft) facing the Altındere valley, it is a site of great historical and cultural significance, as well as a major tourist attraction within Altındere National Park. Due to an increase in rock falls, on 22 September 2015 the monastery was closed to the public for safety reasons for the duration of one year to resolve the problem; this was later extended to three years. It reopened to tourists 25 May 2019. The monastery is one of the most important historic and touristic venues in Trabzon.

The word "Sumela" comes from the Laz language which is of the Kartvelian language group and means means "trinity" in English.

Just wanted to get that all in there. Bigger picture of the monastery here.

Elephant nose-training.

Cute baby chimp looks like an old man.

He's officially not a donkey-brained individual.

Bird crossing.

Can't improve the caption -- Ocean's 1011 on a gold heist.

Very useful bird. Really "feathering its nest." Really making a nice "nest-egg" for itself.


Saving a turtle who got caught in the hot sun-baked sand.

How fire-fighters save people threatening to jump from high places. I like a job where you get to kick people and then get called a hero.

Right in the sushi rolls, as Steve Inman would say.

Dog guiding abandoned kitten to her new home. I mean, maybe. There's a guy recording all this so who knows what's really going on.

Giraffe smiles for the camera. Whoops: That was from a digital short.

Dogs are natural-born lifesavers. This might not always be to humans' liking.




Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Huh?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

2 I come back for the previous topics, and this happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

3 Cuteness OD!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

4 Touch my monkey! He's triple-vaxxed.

Posted by: Deter at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (DTX3h)

5 Well, there you go

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (BFigT)

6 Does your minkee hav a liceense?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (ex2Cx)

7 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

-
And they made such a BIG DEAL out of the Moon landing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (FVME7)

8 Would you like to pet my monkey?

Then we dance!

Posted by: Sprockets at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (ex2Cx)

9 Beautiful monastery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (FZ2cV)

10 Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out the trees, now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please


Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
Hey, hey

Posted by: Sprockets at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (ex2Cx)

11 offen soxen

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ex2Cx)

12 Dammit, willowed, but now on topic:

@Breaking911 13m
JUST IN: The U.S. will allocate 296,000 monkeypox vaccine doses to states in the coming weeks, including 56,000 immediately - Reuters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (IEa8U)

13 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

On the shitter! Throw me a roll!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ex2Cx)

14 Clarence Thomas is the greatest living American!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at June 28, 2022 07:42 PM (qjI+U)

15 14 Clarence Thomas is the greatest living American!
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at June 28, 2022 07:42 PM (qjI+U)

If he had a pet monkey he brought to court as a service animal.

HO LEE FOOK

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:43 PM (ex2Cx)

16 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"


Is this not sarcasm?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 07:45 PM (zAq90)

17 If Roe v Wade was delivered by a service monkey it would be the shits!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ex2Cx)

18 That was the scariesst tightrope walk I've ever done!

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (S7une)

19 Concerning that last clip, it was my understanding that filming at MoMees was verboten.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (/NCI4)

20 " Does your minkee hav a liceense?"

Pink Panther movies never get old.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

21
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (ENBF0)

22 Okay, I'll just say it. With those ears, the baby chimp looks like Obama.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (/NCI4)

23 I saw that elephant video earlier, and i figured elephants could pick up a bottle a hell of a lot earlier than 5 years (as it states) then again while I enjoy Butenbigen (sp) videos, they often are captioned with complete BS made for maximum clicks... but still adorable.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (msyPh)

24 see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil 1

Wait wut wtf!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (ex2Cx)

25 Do you get air lifted to the monastery? I'm not seeing any ingress / egress .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (zAq90)

26 During a Monkey Pox epidemic?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (b2nrj)

27 Pink Panther movies never get old.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

Except when Steve does them!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (ex2Cx)

28 7 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

-
And they made such a BIG DEAL out of the Moon landing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



And people will answer, 'Who?'. These people live in a bubble. I work with them. It's aggravating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv)

29 Okay, I'll just say it. With those ears, the baby chimp looks like Obama.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (/NCI4)

Dats Rayciss!

Posted by: General Urko at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (R/m4+)

30  George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ex2Cx)

What Conway means is that decades from now a DA will be asking George where he was when Hutchinson testified, because they have credible video evidence that he was eating chocolate covered mashed potatoes out of a cub scout's rectum.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (msyPh)

31 Is this not sarcasm?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter


No. He's a TrueBeliever beltway bootlick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (IEa8U)

32 Pink Panther movies never get old.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

Lets see
Shot in the dark

Else Summers make me harder than cashing my Mommas welfare check!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (ex2Cx)

33 Peter Sellers was The Man.
Steve Martin is actually quite good on the banjo.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

34 Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ex2Cx)

Narrator: Nobody will ever ask that question

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (dscaa)

35 https://youtu.be/yPUzxMnmhkQ

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

36 ELKE sorry

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (ex2Cx)

37 Where were you when Trump said doody and the twenty billion other things we made up about him and then forgot two days later?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (dscaa)

38 Looks almost like Minas Tirith

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB8)

39 34 Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ex2Cx)

Narrator: Nobody will ever ask that question
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (dscaa)

Dates to remember

11/12/2001
Juneteenth 2009
Jan 13 2020

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (ex2Cx)

40 In keeping with the theme of the Eastern Orthodox Monastery here is a lovely clip (two minutes) of EO chanting in a vey impressive liturgical setting:

tinyurl.com/54xzx5jx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (FZ2cV)

41 Elephant chugging down a magnum of wine

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 07:55 PM (2JoB8)

42 23 I saw that elephant video earlier

I saw an elephant in my pajamas.

And they were perfect!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:55 PM (ex2Cx)

43 Among the many stupid things about that Conway tweet is that 24-48 hours from now (and I'm being generous) nobody will know or care who this lying broad is. They'll completely forget about her. Nobody cares about these dumb show trials. It's bread and circuses for the masses except the masses are watching something else.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 07:55 PM (sAmhv)

44 Who's George Conway?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

45 9 Beautiful monastery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (FZ2cV)
----
Every brick had to be hauled there. I can't imagine building that -- insane construction crew. Anyone curious to know how many died?

Posted by: Ciampino - VERTIGOOOOooooooo! at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

46 Else Summers make me harder than cashing my Mommas welfare check!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM


Perhaps you meant the mid-1960's star Elke Sommer?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

47 44 Who's George Conway?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

Kelley Annes side piece!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (ex2Cx)

48 Perhaps you meant the mid-1960's star Elke Sommer?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

see correction above ELKE

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (ex2Cx)

49 here's my comment on the current thing

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO8)

50 46 Else Summers make me harder than cashing my Mommas welfare check!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM

Perhaps you meant the mid-1960's star Elke Sommer?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

PS you missed the joke!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:59 PM (ex2Cx)

51 9 yes, it should not be a "museum"

Posted by: the Butcher at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (QEsfM)

52 The guy giving bananas to monkeys was clearly being racist

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (kf6Ak)

53 While watching the elephant drink from the bottle, I heard Roger Miller singing "Chug-A-Lug".

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: JTB at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (7EjX1)

54 Dates to remember

11/12/2001
Juneteenth 2009
Jan 13 2020
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (ex2Cx)

June 28, 2022, when Dems finally jumped the Shark.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (oHd/0)

55 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (OX9vb)

56 Since little kid seeing the Wadena ( ? ) but at awe tight rope walkers.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

57 52 The guy giving bananas to monkeys was clearly being racist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (kf6Ak)

Now do EBT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (ex2Cx)

58 Juneteenth 2009
__

What happened?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 08:02 PM (84qeE)

59 Thieving Magpie: it's not just a song.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:02 PM (qpX6U)

60 58 Juneteenth 2009
__

What happened?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 08:02 PM (84qeE)

N O T H I N G

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:03 PM (ex2Cx)

61 49 here's my comment on the current thing
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO8

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 08:03 PM (u73oe)

62 Elke Sommer. Joey Heatherton

Needs the "decision stress" meme applied.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 08:03 PM (tkOps)

63 I loved T ball when I had a little one. I had to hide my laughter. They were so earnest.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (AmoqO)

64 >>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

Posted by: Duke Lowell


read between the lines

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO8)

65 I don't have a great fear of heights but that tight rope walk is nuts!
I also don't have superb balance.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (DB16e)

66 That monastery is amazing. And I bet it was built without volumes of specs, hundreds of RFIs, and thousands of drawings. Not to mention all the alphabet safety and code weenies.

Posted by: Mookie at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (u+Y3T)

67 There was a T Ball video below the dog and cat video.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (AmoqO)

68 read between the lines
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO

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Can't believe you'd post that during pride month.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (u73oe)

69 Beautiful picture up top.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (08ncd)

70 Re: cliffside monastery

when you flush the toilet, where does the poop go

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO8)

71 That monastery reminded me of my Aunt's house, now her daughter's, in Rocca di Papa on Montecavo just outside Rome. It had an open air balcony suspended from the outer wall. Looking down was a sheer drop to the main road from Rome. I'm not sure the height but maybe 500 or more feet. The cars looked like toys. Last time I was there it had been enclosed and converted into a bathroom - very cold in winter.

Posted by: Ciampino - VERTIGOOOOoooooo! at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (qfLjt)

72 62 Elke Sommer. Joey Heatherton

Needs the "decision stress" meme applied.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 08:03 PM (tkOps)

Let me retire to my bunk and I shall render at decision!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:06 PM (ex2Cx)

73 I have a friend named after Joey Heatherton. I'm just named after my grandfather

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 08:06 PM (xhaym)

74 Re: "This is great. God bless him."

Uh, no. He's like the jackass who feeds french fries to seagulls at the beach. Then they make a big mess for everybody.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (nfrXX)

75 Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?

Dain bramage is a turrible thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OTzUX)

76 If anybody has an interest and has been following the J6 hearing (I haven't except for the stuff on Cassidy Sundance today) what is the deal with people testifying that Trump new that the mob had guns an that was part of the plan. The post in the thread below (Cassidy Hutchinson/ Gislaine Maxwell) post #312. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (FZ2cV)

77 I'm just named after my grandfather

It would be weird if you were named before him.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (nfrXX)

78 On the other hand, remember the Blurred Lines gal, Emily Ratajakowski?

Definitely a 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (08ncd)

79 >Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?


Ursula

Dr No

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (geLO8)

80 Who was the SCTV character based on Joey Heatherington?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV)

81 That monastery is sick. I think I had to deal with that sucker in a Tomb Raider game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (VwHCD)

82 70 Re: cliffside monastery

when you flush the toilet, where does the poop go

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO
----
Depends which way the wind is blowing.

Talking of flushing, I wonder if originally there was a waterfall that they incorporated into the building for water?

Posted by: Ciampino - VERTIGOOOoooooo! at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (qfLjt)

83 Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?


Dr. No

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (Xrfse)

84 >what is the deal with people testifying that Trump new that the mob had guns an that was part of the plan.


guns makes it more insurrection-y

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:10 PM (geLO8)

85 Ursula in Dr No

Posted by: Bruce at June 28, 2022 08:10 PM (vd8XM)

86 Keeping all their weapons in the car is kind of mistake in tactical terms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (08ncd)

87 Never feed the monkeys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (89T5c)

88 when you flush the toilet, where does the poop go
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO

In the lumberyard Danny

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (ex2Cx)

89 Ahh, Dr No. That was me shopping with my daughter for bating suits this weekend. Ok, maybe Dr Hell No.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)

90 The post in the thread below (Cassidy Hutchinson/ Gislaine Maxwell) post #312. Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (FZ2cV)

They are lying to make it seem that Trump planned an armed insurrection. Nobody had any weapons except the Capitol Cops who shot Ashli Babbitt.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (okGHj)

91 49 here's my comment on the current thing
Posted by: DB



Well written essay, sir! You should start a blog!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)

92 75 Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?

Dain bramage is a turrible thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OTzUX)
----
Ursula Andres in Dr No.

Posted by: Ciampino - VERTIGOOOoooooo! at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (qfLjt)

93 Clearly ace is pimping for RUSSIA! here. Connect the dots, people. Eastern Orthodox. RUSSIA! is in that flavor category. Until now, the stalwart bumbling heroic efforts of NATO! have doubled the price of the ruble, and the Ukes won the Eurovision song contest!!!

This is just sly promotion of Vlad's evil agenda. Remember, democracy! is in peril if the wrong gang of crooks runs Severodonetsk! Not to mention Lisichansk! Be better.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

94 what is the deal with people testifying that Trump new that the mob had guns an that was part of the plan.


And none of them have any evidence whatsoever. Not that the J6 committee has ever bothered with something so trifling as "evidence".

Posted by: Mookie at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)

95 75 Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?

Dain bramage is a turrible thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OTzUX)

Ursala

Maude was a double Bond!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (ex2Cx)

96 "when you flush the toilet, where does the poop go"

Mt Everest is poopier than San Francisco.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (qpX6U)

97 70 Re: cliffside monastery

when you flush the toilet, where does the poop go

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geLO

Probably don't need flushing. It all goes downhill, and that hill has plenty of down.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (okGHj)

98 7 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"
-
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM

Well, it's been a decade and nobody has ever asked me "Where were you when Sandra Fluke testified?". If I recall, that was also supposed to be a world-changing event.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (rbKZ6)

99 Dang, peoples know their Bond girls. Thanks to all.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

100 49 here's my comment on the current thing

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO

I'm opposed to this sort of thing.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (AmoqO)

101 Mt Everest is poopier than San Francisco.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (qpX6U)

So much for "bring it in, take it out." No environmentalists on that mountain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (okGHj)

102 Keeping all their weapons in the car is kind of mistake in tactical terms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (08ncd)

Car guns are the most dangerous kind

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (dscaa)

103 76:what is the deal with people testifying that Trump new that the mob had guns an that was part of the plan.


It's called lying.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (sAmhv)

104 87 Never feed the monkeys.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (89T5c)

or pet them

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (ex2Cx)

105 99 Dang, peoples know their Bond girls. Thanks to all.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

Well, not Biblically, per se, but yeah, the horde has an interest in Bond girls. Boobs, side boob, backsides, gams....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (okGHj)

106 And yet Pussy Galore was a lesbian. Go figure.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (okGHj)

107 hello I am a bottle of mustard and I was there when Mr Trump had his nuggets for lunch and he most certainly did not throw my friend ketchup on the wall but in fact was a perfect gentleman and cleaned his plate without any smashing on the wall whatsoever. I will testify with an oath if necessary, thank you

Posted by: Trustworthy Mustard Bottle at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (qdRGj)

108 Saving monkeys is the devil's work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (llsW/)

109 99 Dang, peoples know their Bond girls. Thanks to all.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

I played card with Solitaire!

dayum

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (ex2Cx)

110 Well, it's been a decade and nobody has ever asked me "Where were you when Sandra Fluke testified?". If I recall, that was also supposed to be a world-changing event.

Pretty sure only The Horde is bothering to keep her meme alive. And only because we can't let go of anything, ever.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2022 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

111 Pretty sure only The Horde is bothering to keep her meme alive. And only because we can't let go of anything, ever.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2022 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

Integrity!

Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at June 28, 2022 08:16 PM (08ncd)

112 89 Ahh, Dr No. That was me shopping with my daughter for bating suits this weekend. Ok, maybe Dr Hell No.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (u73oe)
----
So you admit to bating young men into making advances, by flaunting the poor kid?

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't wear a suit when taking a shower or bath, is that wrong? at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

113 IIRC, there was some Egyptian or Holy Land tombs that were damaged by the tourist sewage from the restrooms aboveground. They were then replumbed I guess.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (qpX6U)

114 Posted by: Trustworthy Mustard Bottle at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (qdRGj)

Thank you, Mr. Bottle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (FZ2cV)

115 I'm just waiting til the Big Reveal in all this "insurrection" stuff.

Specifically what was the diabolical plan? So far, all I know is that the Cap Police failed (they had one job) spectacularly, some s**t-stirrers rumbled with cops and broke into the building, a mentally ill guy painted up like a drunk Packers' fan in December wearing a horn hat walked around the Senate, and some idiots broke into Pelosi's office.

Surely there is some key missing link that would connect this to, you know, taking over the US Government? Because so far, not seeing it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (OTzUX)

116 100 49 here's my comment on the current thing

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO

I'm opposed to this sort of thing.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (AmoqO)

-----------------------------

That's just what the people who are opposed to the things you are for want to you think.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

117 Posted by: Trustworthy Mustard Bottle at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM


Good sir, are you related to Colonel Mustard by any chance?

Posted by: Mookie at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (u+Y3T)

118 Jane Seymour was my favorite Bond girl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (89T5c)

119
Who was the SCTV character based on Joey Heatherington?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Lola Heatherton

https://youtu.be/KBj2B_0r7FI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

120 "Well, it's been a decade and nobody has ever asked me "Where were you when Sandra Fluke testified?". If I recall, that was also supposed to be a world-changing event."

How could you forget Net Neutrality!?! Jeez, their hair was on fire over that one.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (qpX6U)

121 "Will Monkey Pox close down bathhouse like Rona shut everything?" he asks, knowing the answer.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (a0KPx)

122 Cassidy Hutchinson will be the answer to a Jeopardy question. People won't remember the answer

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (5HBd1)

123 Conway's cheese has slid of the cracker.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (0qX6y)

124 104 - or shock them. Spanking them is okay.

Posted by: Jeffrey toobin at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (33kEg)

125 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (arJlL)

126 63 I loved T ball when I had a little one. I had to hide my laughter. They were so earnest.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (AmoqO)

Sometime watch the 8 and unders skate hockey. You have never seen such concentration and seriousness. It is perfectly awesome.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (okGHj)

127 It's called lying.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (sAmhv)

Well, yes, but is there any written response to this from conservative columnists. This is a a "thing" from my liberal neighbor's latest e-mail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (FZ2cV)

128 Gee! Sanskrit numerals look like mirror___ Arabic ones!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (yikp0)

129 118 Jane Seymour was my favorite Bond girl.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (89T5c)

This.

Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

130 So you admit to bating young men into making advances, by flaunting the poor kid?
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't wear a suit when taking a shower or bath, is that wrong? at June 28, 2022 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

--------------

Yeah, I saw that typo and knew it was coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (u73oe)

131 Specifically what was the diabolical plan? So far, all I know is that the Cap Police failed (they had one job) spectacularly, some s**t-stirrers rumbled with cops and broke into the building, a mentally ill guy painted up like a drunk Packers' fan in December wearing a horn hat walked around the Senate, and some idiots broke into Pelosi's office.

Theater for retarded people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (89T5c)

132 /Off Anka sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

133 Fuck
mirror i m a g e

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (yikp0)

134 Well, it's been a decade and nobody has ever asked me "Where were you when Sandra Fluke testified?". If I recall, that was also supposed to be a world-changing event.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (rbKZ6)

Where were you in 62?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (ex2Cx)

135 That groovin' dog looks like the horny jail dog.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (La6gB)

136 120 "Well, it's been a decade and nobody has ever asked me "Where were you when Sandra Fluke testified?". If I recall, that was also supposed to be a world-changing event."

How could you forget Net Neutrality!?! Jeez, their hair was on fire over that one.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (qpX6U)

Well, it established that Sandy was the world's biggest whore. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (okGHj)

137 A year from now: I miss the old days when James Bond liked girls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (FVME7)

138 I like IKE!

Wait, what are we doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (08ncd)

139 I like mustard, but I never trusted mustard.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (qpX6U)

140 129 118 Jane Seymour was my favorite Bond girl.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:18 PM (89T5c)

This.
Posted by: Mr Paul Anka at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

I played cards with her!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (ex2Cx)

141 >> Jane Seymour was my favorite Bond girl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


(it begins)

Jill St John "Tiffany Case"

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (geLO8)

142 Jane Seymore certainly was a beauty, but I preferred Caroline Cossey with her crossbow and hair down to her, um, waistline

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (llsW/)

143 Yeah, I saw that typo and knew it was coming.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Duck!

Posted by: Bruce at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (vd8XM)

144 I forget
what was Sandra Fluke's claim to fame?

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geLO8)

145 141 >> Jane Seymour was my favorite Bond girl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

(it begins)

Jill St John "Tiffany Case"
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (geLO

Doctor Goodhead in Moonraker was the best part of that movie. Plus the space shuttle with a fricking laser beam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (08ncd)

146 Although apparently Caroline was born with both sets of wedding tackle which makes her confusing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (llsW/)

147 Sumela Monastery is hewn into the living rock. Just like Stonehenge.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

148 I played cards with her!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (ex2Cx)

But did you see more?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

149 No..."Who the fuck is Cassidy Hutchinson?" will be the question to a Jeopardy answer.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (S7une)

150 142 Jane Seymore certainly was a beauty, but I preferred Caroline Cossey with her crossbow and hair down to her, um, waistline
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:21 PM (llsW/)

For your eyes

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (ex2Cx)

151 146 Although apparently Caroline was born with both sets of wedding tackle which makes her confusing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (llsW/)

I thought the main gal was a gal, it was one of the other, random gals in the movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (08ncd)

152 "what was Sandra Fluke's claim to fame?"

She wanted free govt contraception I think.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (qpX6U)

153 what was Sandra Fluke's claim to fame?

Obamacare birth control floozie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (89T5c)

154 Tuckers monologues get better and better, this might have been his most sober and prescient one yet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (tUr2j)

155 Plenty O'Toole was stacked, and that's a fact.
She wasn't holding nothing back.

Pity she got whacked.

Posted by: Not The Commodores at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)

156 I thought Sandra Fluke was famous for swimming after troopships.

Posted by: vivi at June 28, 2022 08:25 PM (33kEg)

157 I go back to work tomorrow. I'll show up in a few hours at 0300, lurking about.


Off to bed I go.
https://youtu.be/xDCIcdD74ro

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2022 08:25 PM (sAmhv)

158 When Sandra Fluke testified I was standing on the floor of a print shop. Told my coworker she was a cum dumpster. He laughed. The end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:25 PM (IXpV7)

159 baby chimp reminds me of someone

hmmm

lets see

now who has jug ears ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:25 PM (us2H3)

160 144 I forget
what was Sandra Fluke's claim to fame?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geLO

She needed $2000 annually to get fucked! She wante us to pay!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (ex2Cx)

161 Was it Elke Sommer, or Ursula Andres, in the bikini in the Bond flick? And which Bond movie? Thunderball?

Dain bramage is a turrible thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OTzUX)
***

Elke Sommer was from Erlangen Germany. She and her mother would invite American soldiers to her house on Thanksgiving to give them a home cooked meal. Troops were from the local US Army base. Very cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

162 a mentally ill guy painted up like a drunk Packers' fan in December wearing a horn hat walked around the Senate, and some idiots broke into Pelosi's office.
Theater for retarded people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (89T5c)

Free Buffalo Guy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

163 Cassidy can team up with the tramp from FL who had evidence that DethSantis was changing Rona death numbers in the forgotten limbo. They'll be greater at the gate by Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (a0KPx)

164 But did you see more?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

her hole cad?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (ex2Cx)

165 card not cad

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (ex2Cx)

166 there has to be something fundamentally wrong with Kellyanne Conway in the manner in which she clings to George

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

167 Barbra Bach had a pretty nice boob scene in "The Spy Who Loved Me." Damn near tore her top off. IIRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (BFigT)

168 165 card not cad
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (ex2Cx)

It kind of works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd)

169 Elke was the type you'd bring home to mother.
Joey... was not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 08:28 PM (bW8dp)

170 a mentally ill guy painted up like a drunk Packers' fan in December wearing a horn hat walked around the Senate, and some idiots broke into Pelosi's office.
Theater for retarded people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (89T5c)

Free Buffalo Guy!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

Make the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo Great Again!
Lodge meeting Thursday night, 7pm.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (4I/2K)

171 Hutchinson said Trump traveled in “The Beast” over to the Ellipse that day.

But Trump was in the Presidential SUV not “The Beast.”

Caissidy by lying cunt

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (ex2Cx)

172 ..Although apparently Caroline was born with both sets of wedding tackle which makes her confusing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:22 PM (llsW/)

Many Grumman seaplanes were like this. Wheels up, you could land on the water, but you could lower the gear and make a conventional runway landing, too. Consolidated's PBY5A Catalina was similarly equipped.

The seaplanes were.. ..more useful.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (tkOps)

173 Me so hawney.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (Xrfse)

174 there has to be something fundamentally wrong with Kellyanne Conway in the manner in which she clings to George
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

Serious Catholics stay married. I bet she stays with him til his heart quits pumping Olestra through his veins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (IXpV7)

175 I want to know how Maxwell can be found guilty of trafficking without johns. They supposedly have four girls that claim to have been trafficked, but without corroborating johns, it's she said/she said.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (c8pZY)

176 Who was the SCTV character based on Joey Heatherington?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV)

Lola Heatherton

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (eoQWY)

177 Also, Maryam D'Abo in Living Daylights was a delight

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (llsW/)

178 169 Elke was the type you'd bring home to mother.
Joey... was not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 08:28 PM (bW8dp)

Mom I got a Bond girl
OK Can she cook
Mom BOND GIRL
OK Ill cook

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ex2Cx)

179 Oddbob, my other grandfather was supposedly named after his dad, but during a security clearance for a civil engineering job post WW2 it was revealed that great grandfather never formally changed his name from his birth name , so great grandfather legally changed his name to the name he had been using all his life, technically making him named after his son.

I know at times it seems my life makes no sense and believe me it is inherited

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (xhaym)

180 131 Specifically what was the diabolical plan? So far, all I know is that the Cap Police failed (they had one job) spectacularly, some s**t-stirrers rumbled with cops and broke into the building, a mentally ill guy painted up like a drunk Packers' fan in December wearing a horn hat walked around the Senate, and some idiots broke into Pelosi's office.

Theater for retarded people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 08:20 PM (89T5c)

After commandeering the limo Trump was going to go to the Capitol where the crowd would declare him emperor by acclaim.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (b2nrj)

181 Serious Catholics stay married. I bet she stays with him til his heart quits pumping Olestra through his veins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (IXpV7)

I would assume anyone serious stays married!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (ex2Cx)

182 174 there has to be something fundamentally wrong with Kellyanne Conway in the manner in which she clings to George
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

Serious Catholics stay married. I bet she stays with him til his heart quits pumping Olestra through his veins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (IXpV7)

so, you agree with me, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (us2H3)

183 I was.in a Caldor watching the Mets beat the Astros to win the NLCS. Sandra Fluke? Was that a Paul Shanklin song?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 28, 2022 08:32 PM (b+v9B)

184 Trump wanted to pimp The Beast like it was in Zombieland 2.

Woody Harelson heard it himself when they were filming the movie in the White House.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 08:33 PM (a0KPx)

185 182 174 there has to be something fundamentally wrong with Kellyanne Conway in the manner in which she clings to George
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

Serious Catholics stay married. I bet she stays with him til his heart quits pumping Olestra through his veins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:29 PM (IXpV7)

so, you agree with me, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (us2H3)

You prefer the UnSerious Catholics?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:33 PM (b2nrj)

186 125 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM

Hi JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 08:33 PM (rbKZ6)

187 At the BEE:

Reminder: All Women Required To Report To Mike Pence To Receive Standard-Issue Handmaid Outfit By 5 PM Today

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ex2Cx)

188 >>>Tuckers monologues get better and better, this might have been his most sober and prescient one yet.

>Holy crap. The first half hour of this guy's show is so negative I want to slit my wrists.

Abortion, death of the family, suicide. I had to turn that shit off. America is still the best place on earth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (0ocXn)

189 Sometime watch the 8 and unders skate hockey. You have never seen such concentration and seriousness. It is perfectly awesome.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:19 PM (okGHj)

I saw a vid of tiny tot football with unis and everything. The helmet + head was almost the size of body and legs. But they ran things that looked like plays and few got lost and wandered off so it looked well managed.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

190 I do remember that Elke Sommer, a very beautiful lady, was in one of the Pink Panther movies (A Shot in the Dark). She played the maid.
https://tinyurl.com/y5c3a8y

Posted by: Ciampino - Blonde Germans are two-a-penny at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

191 Also, Joey was a little too stabby for my taste.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 08:37 PM (bW8dp)

192 The Handsmaid Tale was the worst communist manifesto with some Bible.

The worst case in the Bible is the handmaid. Sarah was promised a child and sent her husband to the housekeeper.

And thats the story??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:37 PM (ex2Cx)

193 Imagine the size of the pile of shit at the bottom of that cliff.

Going out for a couple of beers doesn't look none too easy either. It's a long way to the top if you want to rock a growler.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 08:37 PM (F0YaR)

194 In case you didn't notice this is Impeachment III.

In Impeachment IV, I believe it is customary to go to space.

They *really* want to get rid of Trump. It should be enough for people on the fence about him for whatever reason.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:38 PM (dscaa)

195 Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (0ocXn)

He briefly covered the Fenatyl bust in Calif. 150,000 pills found due to a traffic stop.

2 guys involved let out in hours, on their own recognizance...

Damn, brain fart... what was the Holder op where they allowed illegal gun purchases? Someone leaned on that Judge to let them go... I won't say its an Op... but...

Its an op.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

196 Damn, brain fart... what was the Holder op where they allowed illegal gun purchases? Someone leaned on that Judge to let them go... I won't say its an Op... but...

Its an op.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

Fast and Furious?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:39 PM (b2nrj)

197 Damn, brain fart... what was the Holder op where they allowed illegal gun purchases?

-----

Fast and Furious

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)

198 190 I do remember that Elke Sommer, a very beautiful lady, was in one of the Pink Panther movies (A Shot in the Dark). She played the maid.
https://tinyurl.com/y5c3a8y
Posted by: Ciampino - Blonde Germans are two-a-penny at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

I remember her as a semi regular on the Love Boat.... different characters... different stories...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

199 101 Mt Everest is poopier than San Francisco.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (qpX6U)

So much for "bring it in, take it out." No environmentalists on that mountain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (okGHj)
----
O there may be some but probably among the corpses littering the high points where it's too much effort to even recover anyone. Perfect place for an Eiger Sanction.

Posted by: Ciampino - Everest? Now that's Mountain Sickness! at June 28, 2022 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

200 195 Only doctors are responsible for too many narcotics. Seriously, ever try suing the Cartels?

Posted by: Trial lawyers at June 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a0KPx)

201 No..."Who the fuck is Cassidy Hutchinson?" will be the question to a Jeopardy answer.
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 28, 2022 08:23 PM (S7une)

You know, it would really be funny if every contestant answered their Jeopardy question with "Who/what the fuck is..."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 28, 2022 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

202 191 Also, Joey was a little too stabby for my taste.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 08:37 PM

Ah yes, Lance Rentzel!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 08:42 PM (rbKZ6)

203 What actual "plot" was to be found in HT was a direct ripoff of Heinlein's "Revolt in 2100". She didn't even bother filing off the serial numbers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 08:42 PM (bW8dp)

204 197 Damn, brain fart... what was the Holder op where they allowed illegal gun purchases?

-----

Fast and Furious
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)

Thought that was it... wasn't sure... went to Bing to search.... not a single hit about that issue... all movie crap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:42 PM (oHd/0)

205 154 Tuckers monologues get better and better, this might have been his most sober and prescient one yet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (tUr2j)

He has developed a missionary’s zeal.

Posted by: 7man at June 28, 2022 08:43 PM (qwO6y)

206 205 154 Tuckers monologues get better and better, this might have been his most sober and prescient one yet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (tUr2j)

He has developed a missionary’s zeal.
Posted by: 7man at June 28, 2022 08:43 PM (qwO6y)

F You money gives one freedom.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

207 204 ...but we don't lay a finger on searches, we swear. It's all an algorithm.

Posted by: Big tech at June 28, 2022 08:44 PM (a0KPx)

208 Also, Joey was a little too stabby for my taste.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Claudine Longet was a little too shooty for me.

Just ask Spyder Sabich. Or....not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 28, 2022 08:44 PM (tjZg/)

209 Damn, brain fart... what was the Holder op where they allowed illegal gun purchases?

Kill dem all blame Heysus

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ex2Cx)

210 No mention of what Theotokos means?

The barer of God (i.e. The Blessed Virgin Mary)

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ih3BQ)

211 If it hasn't been said yet (but I'm sure it has).....


but Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 28, 2022 08:46 PM (tjZg/)

212 I think A Shot In the Dark was the Alan Arkin pink panther movie

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 08:46 PM (xhaym)

213 Also, Joey was a little too stabby for my taste.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Claudine Longet was a little too shooty for me.

Just ask Spyder Sabich. Or....not.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 28, 2022 08:44 PM (tjZg/)

Lorena was a little too snippy for me.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at June 28, 2022 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

214 Claudine Longet was the rarest of all women.

She killed the Spyder, herself!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 08:47 PM (tkOps)

215 Lola Heatherton

Let me just be serious for a minute Sammy, because you know I've been in this business for a long time, and there is no one better in this business than Lola Heatherton. No one.

Posted by: Bobby Bittman at June 28, 2022 08:47 PM (Spr0s)

216 Apparently, according to job alerts that I didn't really want to get from some website, one The Walt Disney Company is looking for someone with my particular set of software skills.

lolnope

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 08:48 PM (UewuT)

217 It was worse than "allowing" purchases. The government was running guns to the cartels iirc. Part of that might have been the government's alliance with the Sinaloas though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:48 PM (b2nrj)

218 All the J6 circus has to do is put a cloud over Trump. The idea is to "disqualify" him from running, or dabbling in politics ever again. The so called "disqualification" is up to whatever the J6 committee says it is. This has been mentioned by the J6 star chamber numerous times.

Trump will be "ineligible" to run in '24. By bullshit standards.

But they'll stick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 08:49 PM (BFigT)

219 Lola Heatherton

Let me just be serious for a minute Sammy, because you know I've been in this business for a long time, and there is no one better in this business than Lola Heatherton. No one.
Posted by: Bobby Bittman at June 28, 2022 08:47 PM (Spr0s)

Lola's trademark line 'I want to BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!" said whenever things got smarmy when the guests on the Sammy Mauldlin show were complementing each other (or she was too drunk) was apparently something the actress' brother used to say to his girlfriends / dates /

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:49 PM (eoQWY)

220 DIVORCE

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 08:49 PM (zAq90)

221 I love you Sammy Maudlin and I want to bear your children!!!

Posted by: lola heatherington at June 28, 2022 08:50 PM (yikp0)

222 Where were you in 62?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Those were happy days.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 08:50 PM (KAi1n)

223 210 No mention of what Theotokos means?

The barer of God (i.e. The Blessed Virgin Mary)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ih3BQ)

We Catholics, Orthodox, Copts et al hold her to be analogous to the Ark of the Covenant. A pure vessel for the Word (Logos).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:50 PM (b2nrj)

224 Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (yikp0)

225 102 Keeping all their weapons in the car is kind of mistake in tactical terms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (08ncd)

Car guns are the most dangerous kind

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:14 PM (dscaa)
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Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/588djfxw

Posted by: Ciampino - Toyota Hilux popular amongst rebels at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

226

Trump to drive Truckasaurus to the White House to take over on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

227 200 195 Only doctors are responsible for too many narcotics. Seriously, ever try suing the Cartels?
Posted by: Trial lawyers at June 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a0KPx)

Let's talk deep pockets. Imagine all the University Endowments in America all combined and your cut is 1/3rd.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (cupoy)

228 Lola Heatherton ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (zAq90)

229 They can't stop Trump from running unless they actually jail him (a possibility).

I suppose the Republicans could try to say he's disqualified from representing their party or something but then fundraising would be essentially donezo for a decade).

That's how they would have to do it if they were gonna do it. Barring some physical limitation Trump will be the nominee in 2024.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:52 PM (dscaa)

230 britt ekland, that's the one I always get confused with elke summer.

britt ekland was in man with the golden gun and also spent most of the movie in a bikini. More of a waifish type tho.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)

231 So I was watching the 1968 release of The Thomas Crown Affair and halfway thru, the beautiful Faye Dunaway and Steve McQueen were playing chess with a magnificent set and board.

Made me think of the Silverback Sage from Oregon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 08:54 PM (0ocXn)

232 106 And yet Pussy Galore was a lesbian. Go figure.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (okGHj)
----
Well in the book Bond did finally get to know her Biblically.

Posted by: Ciampino - love that 'biblically' at June 28, 2022 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

233 The intention of this J6 bullshit is to get Trump declared an insurrectionist under the 14th Amendment. It should work about as well as it did against MTG.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 08:55 PM (Bd6X8)

234 i feel like joey heatherton was supposed to be one of the sexy girls in the USO show in Apocalypse now, or parodied there

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 08:55 PM (B3oWe)

235 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 08:51 PM (zAq90)

America's greatest actress in the second half of the 20th century. Here she is with me on On the Waterfront.

https://youtu.be/1GRN-ZAycqA?t=534

Posted by: Bobby Bittman at June 28, 2022 08:56 PM (Spr0s)

236 Made me think of the Silverback Sage from Oregon.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Every time I see a checker board...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2022 08:56 PM (45/dC)

237 Here is a sheer cliff, we should build our house here.

Oh, no! Rocks are falling on our house! Government should do something!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:57 PM (AutJR)

238 212 I think A Shot In the Dark was the Alan Arkin pink panther movie
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 08:46 PM (xhaym)


Never saw it (prolly should). My recollection is seeing the trailer as a wee lad at the drive-in. Nood Peter Sellers walking sideways hiding behind a guitar.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 28, 2022 08:57 PM (8C7+r)

239 212 I think A Shot In the Dark was the Alan Arkin pink panther movie

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 08:46 PM (xhaym)
----
Nope, Peter Sellers 1974
https://tinyurl.com/2p97kcsc

Posted by: Ciampino - love that 'biblically' at June 28, 2022 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

240 A lot of you are dating yourselves.

Also unintentionally revealing your age.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (dscaa)

241 237 Here is a sheer cliff, we should build our house here.

Oh, no! Rocks are falling on our house! Government should do something!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:57 PM (AutJR


Like everyone that lives near the ocean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (9qSw/)

242 FJB is not expected to know anything about his sons overseas business dealings, but Trump is expected to know every detail about every person at the Capitol protest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AutJR)

243 Huh. Shot in the Dark screenwriter did Exorcist.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 28, 2022 09:01 PM (8C7+r)

244 Made me think of the Silverback Sage from Oregon.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

We were so lucky to have him.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2022 09:01 PM (OX9vb)

245 Hey how was lunch in the White House Mr Trump?

Food was shit but the plates were smashing!

Heyo
Honk honk

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 09:01 PM (qdRGj)

246 FJB is not expected to know anything about his sons overseas business dealings, but Trump is expected to know every detail about every person at the Capitol protest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AutJR)

I do feel like it's gotten to the point where if you believe enough lefty lies, you actually physically go insane. I'm completely serious.

It's like they're willing subjects in the biggest mindfuck experiment in history.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:01 PM (dscaa)

247 Bwahahaha... Fauci said he experienced a rebound in covid symptoms after taking Pfizer's paxlovid pill.

He tested positive, then neg, then positive again.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 28, 2022 09:01 PM (wYs5L)

248 Where were you in 62?
Posted by: rhennigantx


American graffiti. The movie that made me a gear head at a ripe young age.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2022 09:02 PM (VwHCD)

249 248 Where were you in 62?
Posted by: rhennigantx


American graffiti. The movie that made me a gear head at a ripe young age.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2022 09:02 PM (VwHCD)

It was written about... and filmed on.. McHenry Blvd in Modesto CA. Yeah... cruised that many many a night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

250 Boffo is a new troll, right? Slightly retarded?

Posted by: RI Red at June 28, 2022 09:03 PM (ZdALX)

251 >>Like everyone that lives near the ocean.

I live near the ocean. The only thing government is doing for me is taxing the crap out of me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:04 PM (pq9Le)

252 FJB is not expected to know anything about his sons overseas business dealings, but Trump is expected to know every detail about every person at the Capitol protest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

One is a vegetable. The other uses his brain and is pretty smart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2022 09:04 PM (45/dC)

253 237 Here is a sheer cliff, we should build our house here.

Oh, no! Rocks are falling on our house! Government should do something!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:57 PM (AutJR)


Houses on Cliffs have cave basements you can drive a boat into.

Fed Flood Insurance covers those, amirite?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 28, 2022 09:04 PM (8C7+r)

254 I saw the premier of American Graffiti in Modesto. But the cafe was actually in San Francisco

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

255 Huh. Shot in the Dark screenwriter did Exorcist.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

====

I know it's a different movie, but it has to be said ..

It was the dingo that ate my baby!



Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 28, 2022 09:05 PM (8AONa)

256 237 Here is a sheer cliff, we should build our house here.

Oh, no! Rocks are falling on our house! Government should do something!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 08:57 PM (AutJR


*Remembering a song we sang in Sunday School, "a wise man builds his house upon the rock..."

That's about as on the rock as it gets.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2022 09:05 PM (OX9vb)

257 A lot of you are dating yourselves.

Also unintentionally revealing your age.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (dscaa)

. . . the goods are odd.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at June 28, 2022 09:05 PM (4I/2K)

258 251 >>Like everyone that lives near the ocean.

I live near the ocean. The only thing government is doing for me is taxing the crap out of me.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:04 PM (pq9Le)

Government subsidies for flood insurance.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:06 PM (b2nrj)

259 240 A lot of you are dating yourselves.

Also unintentionally revealing your age.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:59 PM (dscaa)

Well post RvW, all the sluts say they are on strike, so what changes gonna do?

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 09:06 PM (a0KPx)

260 Today I regret the loss of comments at the Salem sites. Specifically, I wish I could read the comments to Allahpinhead's columns. They were the only reason to click on anything he did.

Generally, I suspect they'll end up deciding that was a bad idea.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 28, 2022 09:06 PM (TgBWG)

261 Boffo is a new troll, right? Slightly retarded?
Posted by: RI Red

'Slightly'?
He seems to be equal to the pResident at all times.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2022 09:06 PM (45/dC)

262
I live near the ocean. The only thing government is doing for me is taxing the crap out of me.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:04 PM (pq9Le

That's ok, Jack. I moved from the Ocean State and now get taxed on my mountain view.

Posted by: RI Red at June 28, 2022 09:07 PM (ZdALX)

263 If Trump runs as an R (he will), then no 3rd vote from YD. I'm tapped out on that Party once and for all. My only exception to that rule was him, and I've seen enough of how that worked out, even if he hasn't.

So I hope the Party does jump on board with this, and forbids him to run as an R. Not sure how that would work. Personal proscription, I guess. Sort of a Party bill of attainder. But it would be one giant step toward the final elimination of the GOP from the impacted bowel of the American body politic. Particularly if he ran against it anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:08 PM (IXpV7)

264 >>Government subsidies for flood insurance.


Government provides a lot of subsidies for things like tornado and earthquakes too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:08 PM (pq9Le)

265 Speaking of Inman, did he finally get kicked off twitter?

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 28, 2022 09:09 PM (Rbu5d)

266 264 >>Government subsidies for flood insurance.


Government provides a lot of subsidies for things like tornado and earthquakes too.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:08 PM (pq9Le)

Far as I can tell they don't subsidize insurance for that. They might get involved in case of a disaster occurring, but lower premiums for flood-prone areas are a government benefit regardless of incident.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:11 PM (b2nrj)

267 Real friends would have been shaking that rope.

Posted by: Devildog Dan at June 28, 2022 09:11 PM (R/gyP)

268 Yeah Boffo seems... special

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 09:11 PM (llsW/)

269 "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

I can't believe this move. Can she perjure herself telling the Committee what somebody told her to say? No. She can be completely truthful entering falsehoods into the record.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 09:11 PM (D6lWx)

270 I can't believe this move. Can she perjure herself telling the Committee what somebody told her to say? No. She can be completely truthful entering falsehoods into the record.
Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 09:11 PM (D6lWx)

'I was told', is the perjury cop out, which is why its not allowed in normal Courts of Law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (oHd/0)

271 Like everyone that lives near the ocean.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Here is a thin strip of sand a mile offshore. I am going to build a million dollar house on stilts. Oh, no! Hurricane! Government help me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (AutJR)

272 Jackstraw has a beach house??

Party at JackStraw's place!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (mE7cY)

273 A lot of you are dating yourselves--what part of old as dirt did you miss?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (0qX6y)

274 Bwahahaha... Fauci said he experienced a rebound in covid symptoms after taking Pfizer's paxlovid pill.

He tested positive, then neg, then positive again.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


The pill is working as intended.

Posted by: Pfizer CEO sleeping on a pile of cash at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

275 That poor turtle. "Now I'm flying. I guess this is it, I'm going to see the Lord."

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at June 28, 2022 09:14 PM (rEXI5)

276 >>Far as I can tell they don't subsidize insurance for that. They might get involved in case of a disaster occurring, but lower premiums for flood-prone areas are a government benefit regardless of incident.

Not might, do. Who do you think pays those FEMA bills for tornados that occur every single year? Who pays when wildfires break out in the west every single year? Not many earthquakes where I live either.

Been paying flood insurance for a very long time. Never had a claim. Pretty sure I'm not making any money on this exchange.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:14 PM (pq9Le)

277 230 britt ekland, that's the one I always get confused with elke summer.

britt ekland was in man with the golden gun and also spent most of the movie in a bikini. More of a waifish type tho.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
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Britt Ekland ended up married to Peter Sellers for a while and even had a child.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 28, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

278 Slightly???

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 09:15 PM (yikp0)

279 If miss cassidy was 23 in 2020, that means she started working in the WH straight out of college. She purposely sought employment in the Trump WH.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:16 PM (AutJR)

280 All of us down at the Brattleboro Reproductive Health Center agreed nots to supports the Subpine Corts decision because it be Justices appointed by Trump the lier. We will continue to supports womin of coler and childrin of coler. All those who be comes and use are service fore repreductive health will receives a Branck Obama T-Shirt. Thanks yew and we hate Trump and he be most be arrested for his lyes now !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 28, 2022 09:16 PM (PYJJG)

281 Not wanting to be the monk that had to clean the outside of the windows.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

282 Far as I can tell they don't subsidize insurance for that.

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Yeah, they don't so much subsidize as "pay for everything after people decided not to get insurance and something bad happens."

There are some really nice new 3000 square foot houses in Alabama where single wide trailers used to sit until a bad storm a few years ago. They hit the lottery, though, while their neighbor directly beside them (who didn't lose a trailer home) is still living in the same run down singlewide that they were living in prior to their winnings.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:17 PM (kX8x4)

283 I have a place in WV about 90 feet above the Ohio River. My flood insurance, for a once in a 1000 year flood is off the hook.

If the Ohio River is above 90 feet at my joint, there are much, much bigger issues at hand. Like the end of times.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 09:18 PM (BFigT)

284 Been paying flood insurance for a very long time. Never had a claim. Pretty sure I'm not making any money on this exchange.
Posted by: JackStraw

*

I'm guessing you don't get $800 in food stamps for energy drinks and frozen pizzas every month, either.

Spoilers: We're the dumbasses. Honorable, moral, ethical dumbasses, but still dumbasses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:18 PM (kX8x4)

285 Speaking of Inman, did he finally get kicked off twitter?
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No. It backfired like George Costanza trying to get fired by the Yankees so he could get hired by the Mets. They gave him a blue checkmark!

[Some or all of this report may be in error.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 09:19 PM (yikp0)

286 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:08 PM (IXpV7)

I get it but at least understand he's only running as an R because that's unfortunately the only realistic way to win. I mean if anyone could successfully do a third party run at this point I would guess it's him but why do a third party when you could do what *they* do and wear all their shit as a skinsuit?

There are an unfortunate number of people who only understand R vs D. And anything new will be slandered badly like the Tea Party was, and easily forbidden from things the same way Trump and conservatives have already been shut out of everyday life. Plus an R and a D could conceivably use a pincer movement to strangle him.

Strategy 101, why give yourself a hard time unnecessarily? And why give them an extra weapon when you could otherwise use 150 years of cachet?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:19 PM (dscaa)

287 The pill is working as intended.
Posted by: Pfizer CEO sleeping on a pile of cash at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

Exactly. If one pill cured the Covid, and it never came back again, there's no resale opportunity, is there?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 09:20 PM (EaR0y)

288 A lot of you are dating yourselves--what part of old as dirt did you miss?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 09:13 PM (0qX6y)

I was doing a thing.

It's okay, ace took me seriously earlier too. I really need to lighten up I guess.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa)

289 Lola Heatherton morphed a little into Judy Garland for one episode, where she was doing a live TV special. She stumbled out, high as a kite, sang some horribly self-pitying dirge, and exclaimed "I am going to SING ALL NIGHT!!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at June 28, 2022 09:23 PM (rEXI5)

290 Bab bee... any COB out there able to add it to the thread???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LI4UEHUvtM

Satan, or the latest about Roe v Wade.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:23 PM (oHd/0)

291 The state medical board and my hospitals director of "women's health" have both assured me that women will still be able to get all of the reproductive justice they desire in PA. Nothing has changed, we are still all committed to women's rights.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:24 PM (AutJR)

292 Britt Ekland ended up married to Peter Sellers for a while and even had a child.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 28, 2022 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

Proof positive that Jessica Rabbit's line of... he makes me laugh?

Works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

293 Has anyone explained why Planned Parenthood offices are closing?

Don't women still need ultrasounds and things like that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:25 PM (kX8x4)

294 >>>A lot of you are dating yourselves--what part of old as dirt did you miss?

>For me, I just suddenly realized, like I was shot with a diamond, that there was world that existed before 1993.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 09:26 PM (0ocXn)

295 Has anyone explained why Planned Parenthood offices are closing?

Don't women still need ultrasounds and things like that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:25 PM (kX8x4)

Yeah abortion is only 2% of what they do. That's what I was told.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)

296 293 Has anyone explained why Planned Parenthood offices are closing?

Don't women still need ultrasounds and things like that?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:25 PM (kX8x4)

Real money was in the organ trafficking. Who knew?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:26 PM (b2nrj)

297 One pill cures the covid and one pill gives it back, and the ones that Pfizer gives you, don't do any good at all. Go ask Fauci, cuz he's 4 feet tall.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

298 “Stacey Abrams has repeatedly shown complete disdain for law enforcement and the risk we take every day putting our lives on the line to serve our communities,” the sheriffs wrote.

Yep. And when Gov Abrams tells them to stomp their boots on citizens necks, they will ask "How hard?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:27 PM (AutJR)

299 >>Has anyone explained why Planned Parenthood offices are closing?

I'm so old I remember when PP said that abortions only were about 5% of their total business which explains why overturning Roe which won't stop abortions in blue states means PP is now having to close offices.

Or maybe they lied. One of those things.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:28 PM (pq9Le)

300 Lola Heatherton morphed a little into Judy Garland for one episode, where she was doing a live TV special. She stumbled out, high as a kite, sang some horribly self-pitying dirge, and exclaimed "I am going to SING ALL NIGHT!!!!"
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When the Tubes were the musical guest of the Fishin' Musician??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 09:29 PM (yikp0)

301 Nice story about a kindly tennis player at Wimbledon. From the Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/4wpmapr4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 09:29 PM (msyPh)

302 Dem Rep. Abigail Spanberger Dodges Question On Whether She Would Support Biden In 2024…

Why do they play this game? They will support the nominee. They are not GOPEs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:29 PM (AutJR)

303 The monastary has a "sacred spring" and an aquaduct at its entrance. Apparently you enter from inside and climb up. You don't approach it from the side in the picture.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2022 09:29 PM (eiN05)

304 >>> Government subsidies for flood insurance.
~~~~~

Well, if the government is subsidizing flood insurance, they sure aren't helping all that much.

My area was hit hard by Superstorm Sandy. Those houses that sustained a lot of damage were given the option to raise the houses at least five feet above grade at a cost of about $140,000 for an average size house, or pay upwards of $30,000/year flood insurance. Most of these areas had never sustained any flood damage before--Sandy was a 500 year event.

Where our Obama phones be?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:30 PM (VhE0u)

305 ..., love Ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 09:30 PM (0qX6y)

306 Lola Heatherton sings James Brown:

https://youtu.be/vauYjOCHaAs

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

307 Sandy wasn't even a hurricane anymore. It just hit at the perfect spot to give north Jersey a good powerwashing. And give Obama the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:32 PM (AutJR)

308 290 Bab bee... any COB out there able to add it to the thread???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LI4UEHUvtM

Satan, or the latest about Roe v Wade.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:23 PM (oHd/0)
Merciless Babylon Bee channels the ghosts of Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

309 Don't women still need ultrasounds and things like that?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:25 PM (kX8x4)

As if. PP doesn't do cancer screening, they don't do ultrasounds (except to guide the abortionist's tools), and they don't do planning, at all.

They count ever visit as 1, and every prescription as 1, and every phone call as 1, and every abortion as 1, so that's how they get the 5% number. It's horseshit, and based on $$, it's about 85%.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:33 PM (LOVUx)

310 297

Alice would concur, From a former member of the Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic circa: 1979 "Rock Medicine."

Before I was robbed at gunpoint in Oakland by 2 black youts.

Been on the right side ever since.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2022 09:33 PM (J00IM)

311 I get it but at least understand he's only running as an R because that's unfortunately the only realistic way to win.

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I understand that. I just see it differently than him. What is winning? We have different views on that. And if the Party itself presented the fait accompli, I'd be overjoyed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:34 PM (IXpV7)

312 When the Tubes were the musical guest of the Fishin' Musician??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 09:29 PM (yikp0)


Yes, and Willie Nelson was their guide, who kept getting them lost in the reeds.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at June 28, 2022 09:34 PM (rEXI5)

313 The monastary has a "sacred spring" and an aquaduct at its entrance. Apparently you enter from inside and climb up. You don't approach it from the side in the picture.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


They tell you that after you get here.

Freakin' hazing.

Posted by: a young monk removing his parachute at June 28, 2022 09:34 PM (P1f+c)

314 Well the russkis are celebrating the 100th anniversary of the establishment of Russian clandestine foreign intelligence today.

So there's that.

Not sure if they've commemorated any internal intel anniversaries. Even now, might be a bit touchy topic. In any case, there was so much organizational change or even chaos over the decades since the Bolsheviks took over, might be complicated.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 09:35 PM (OTzUX)

315 Tell me your website is leftarded without telling me your website is leftarded: "You are unable to view this tweet because the owner has only enabled access for certain people"

Just make it a blank space. Why tell the reader there is a tweet there...? Am I supposed to feel left out in the cold because I can't see your scary intelligent thoughts that are just slightly reworded samethoughts as everyone else, Mx. Rainbow Ukraine Fetus Flag?

Seriously that's not a coding issue, that's specifically done to mind control users. It's a form of negging.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:35 PM (dscaa)

316 304 >>> Government subsidies for flood insurance.
~~~~~

Well, if the government is subsidizing flood insurance, they sure aren't helping all that much.

My area was hit hard by Superstorm Sandy. Those houses that sustained a lot of damage were given the option to raise the houses at least five feet above grade at a cost of about $140,000 for an average size house, or pay upwards of $30,000/year flood insurance. Most of these areas had never sustained any flood damage before--Sandy was a 500 year event.

Where our Obama phones be?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:30 PM (VhE0u)

NFIP is sitting on a accumulated loss of about $20.5B. That seems to be about 2 years of total revenue for flood insurance as a whole, which if a business were making 10% profit would be 20 years of earnings (except as losses). Could be a lot more I suppose.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:36 PM (b2nrj)

317 @279

>>If miss cassidy was 23 in 2020, that means she started working in the WH straight out of college. She purposely sought employment in the Trump WH.

She is among the cadre of "assistants" and Red Sparrows that were assigned to Trumps people.

They were all f**king spies, leakers and agents for the Deep State/LE/IC.

Pence's aide was also an undercover agent posing as the help.

They're all f**king spies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 09:36 PM (oi4hK)

318 Lola Heatherton sings James Brown:

https://youtu.be/vauYjOCHaAs
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

Motörhead and James Brown mashup.

https://youtu.be/r1cUIXVWaV8

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:37 PM (1Yy3c)

319 [You are unable to view this comment because ellipsis has restricted access to certain people who are better than you. Try again next time, twat.]

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:37 PM (dscaa)

320 298 “Stacey Abrams has repeatedly shown complete disdain for law enforcement and the risk we take every day putting our lives on the line to serve our communities,” the sheriffs wrote.

Yep. And when Gov Abrams tells them to stomp their boots on citizens necks, they will ask "How hard?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:27 PM (AutJR)


In total fairness to the county sheriffs, they're elected and weren't 100% onboard with covidian thuggery so they might well object, or at least have a sudden shortage of staff and resources when Tank wants them to do something. City PDs, on the other hand, are appointed by the system and thus guaranteed to be good bois who serve the hand that feeds.

The defund crowd would have gotten a lot farther had their argument been to shift the money to sheriffs. Too bad they went full retard and demanded social workers.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (UewuT)

321 305 ..., love Ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 09:30 PM (0qX6y)

Right back at ya with finger guns and everything.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (dscaa)

322 Sandy wasn't even a hurricane anymore. It just hit at the perfect spot to give north Jersey a good powerwashing.
~~~~~

It was a bit more than a powerwashing. Many people lost everything and some lost their lives.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (VhE0u)

323 Nice story about a kindly tennis player at Wimbledon. From the Sunny Skyz site:
https://tinyurl.com/4wpmapr4


Thanks for that, Fen. Kudos to Jodie. Still some good people in this messed up world.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

324 277 230 britt ekland, that's the one I always get confused with elke summer.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
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Spelling: Elke Sommer not Summer.

Posted by: Ciampino - an O rather than a U at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (qfLjt)

325 There is a maximum you can receive from govt flood insurance, depending on your house. Used to be 250K but it might be more now.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (AmoqO)

326 demanded social workers.
Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (UewuT)

The bureaucracy must expand to meet the ever growing needs of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (b2nrj)

327 315 Tell me your website is leftarded without telling me your website is leftarded: "You are unable to view this tweet because the owner has only enabled access for certain people"

Just make it a blank space. Why tell the reader there is a tweet there...? Am I supposed to feel left out in the cold because I can't see your scary intelligent thoughts that are just slightly reworded samethoughts as everyone else, Mx. Rainbow Ukraine Fetus Flag?

Seriously that's not a coding issue, that's specifically done to mind control users. It's a form of negging.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:35 PM (dscaa)
What's negging, Precious?

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)

328 Know a devout Catholic - donor to PP, in some card about such things at some event she wrote "for women's health" explaining the donation.

So. Indeed, why would PP abandon its broad mission of women's health just because they can't do abortions?

I mean, "women's health". And stuff.

And lord knows the oceans and oceans and oceans of $$$ poured into the sand in the US for "health care" of all kinds includes several oceans' worth of $ for women's health.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (OTzUX)

329 So... been fighting with the company who is putting solar on the House. The outsourced company who was supposed to do the building permits, did not sent it to the correct address.... so after two weeks, nothing had happened.

Tracked the problem down myself... because my solar company was not doing shit. Friday got them to resend docs, permit was approved Monday (small town, I'm fairly well known).

Friday sent an email with all the strings of emails to the Pres of the company.... Vet owned business... talking about accountability... and explaining that as a Retired Senior NCO from the Navy, I knew there were times you HAD to be the squeeky wheel.

Well... suddenly... they are starting the install TOMORROW... I think someone took my communication seriously.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (oHd/0)

330 >>It was a bit more than a powerwashing. Many people lost everything and some lost their lives.

It was only 40,000 homes severely damaged or completely destroyed. Don't exaggerate.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:40 PM (pq9Le)

331 [You are unable to view this comment because ellipsis has restricted access to certain people who are better than you. Try again next time, twat.]
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:37 PM (dscaa)

Is that what you can get with the AOS Premium Membership? Pretty sweet!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:40 PM (1Yy3c)

332 Still 250K on the structure and 100K on contents, max. Not sure tidal surge is considered flood.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 09:41 PM (AmoqO)

333 I got a AOS Premium Membership for Christmas.

Really wanted socks but beggars choosers and all that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 09:41 PM (mE7cY)

334 291 The state medical board and my hospitals director of "women's health" have both assured me that women will still be able to get all of the reproductive justice they desire in PA. Nothing has changed, we are still all committed to women's rights.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 09:24 PM (AutJR)

What the hell are "women's rights?" Do we have extra ones? Are they like gay rights? As far as I can tell, the trans-pushers have determined that we aren't really women if we don't have penises, so that's an issue. And then there's the NCAA, where you can't win if you don't have a penis, and then there are the elite at the universities who can't figure out what a woman is, so how can we have extra rights?

It is all so damned confusing.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:42 PM (LOVUx)

335 NFIP is sitting on a accumulated loss of about $20.5B. That seems to be about 2 years of total revenue for flood insurance as a whole, which if a business were making 10% profit would be 20 years of earnings (except as losses). Could be a lot more I suppose.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:36 PM (b2nrj)
~~~~~

Yep. A lot of home insurers took a huge hit also. I was fortunate in that my home wasn't damage--miraculously, but my homeowners increased about 400%.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:42 PM (VhE0u)

336 What's negging, Precious?

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)

It's a way for certain guys to hit on attractive girls. Instead of kissing their ass, they say shit that makes the girl lose confidence and question herself. So for example you ask if she did something with her hair and then whatever the answer is, you just kind of shrug your shoulders about it.

It's supposed to make her come running back chasing for approval, and the D.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa)

337 Yep tidal surge is considered flooding. Should look this stuff up first I guess.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 09:43 PM (AmoqO)

338 She is among the cadre of "assistants" and Red Sparrows She is among the cadre of "assistants" and Red Sparrows
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Did you say sparrow? There are no sparrows. Red or otherwise. Can I buy a sparrow??

Posted by: Mao at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (IXpV7)

339 It's a way for certain guys to hit on attractive girls. Instead of kissing their ass, they say shit that makes the girl lose confidence and question herself. So for example you ask if she did something with her hair and then whatever the answer is, you just kind of shrug your shoulders about it.

It's supposed to make her come running back chasing for approval, and the D.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa


That's some grade A dumb shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (mE7cY)

340 American graffiti. The movie that made me a gear head at a ripe young age.
Posted by: Berserker
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After the film wrapped, the deuce coupe was offered at $1500. No takers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (2e5jC)

341 What the hell are "women's rights?

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White upper middle class women have the right to make sure there aren't a lot of genetically inferior black babies that genetically inferior black mothers are genetically incapable of raising, feeding, and educating.

"Healthcare"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (kX8x4)

342 I liked that, Robert. Thanks! And I'm not into metal at all.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

343 If you get banned nobody can read none of what you type. Ask me how I know that.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

344 329

Careful my friend.

You need to check out the shit going down in other states (Florida) re: solar. Utilities are being little bitches on buying back power and are telling customers there will still be a bill of a minimum of 30 bucks "to support the infrastructure' even if your bill was only 19 bucks..

These Fu***rs never quit.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2022 09:46 PM (J00IM)

345 I've always heard that girls prefer jerks. I don't get it, but maybe there's some evolutionary psychology at play wrt alpha males.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 09:47 PM (UewuT)

346 What's negging, Precious?
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)

Negative approval or, more to the point, back handed compliments.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (1Yy3c)

347 I saw Rainbow Ukraine Fetus Flag open for Communist Abortion at Lollapalooza

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (OX9vb)

348 >>Yep tidal surge is considered flooding. Should look this stuff up first I guess.

Tidal surge is what causes the vast amount of damage in a coastal hurricane not wind.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (pq9Le)

349 It's supposed to make her come running back chasing for approval, and the D.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa)

I've seen it work and I've seen it not. I admit to being in a bar or two but certainly nothing I would do.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)

350 White upper middle class women have the right to make sure there aren't a lot of genetically inferior black babies that genetically inferior black mothers are genetically incapable of raising, feeding, and educating.

"Healthcare"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (kX8x4)

Well, as an upper middle class white woman I adopted a nice brown baby from Guatemala, because all the domestic black babies were aborted. So how's that for irony?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (LOVUx)

351 Bagging on chicks can work, but only if they're fucked up to begin with, and usually dumb, too. You're setting out to violate Rule #1. Running that play is like tackling the ref right after the coin toss. Not smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)

352 When I drink San Pellegrino Blood Orange Sparkling beverages I feel classy, cultured and socially superior.

But in my heart, I know I am really just a trailer park trash drinking Orange Crush.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 09:49 PM (aYHF+)

353 Well, as an upper middle class white woman I adopted a nice brown baby from Guatemala, because all the domestic black babies were aborted. So how's that for irony?
Posted by: tcn in AK

*

Clearly you're a racist.

Ta-dah!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:49 PM (kX8x4)

354 Maybe find a normal woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (mE7cY)

355 343 If you get banned nobody can read none of what you type. Ask me how I know that.
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

Well, I've heard that in space, nobody can hear you scream....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (LOVUx)

356 I liked that, Robert. Thanks! And I'm not into metal at all.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

It starts with a mash up. Before too long you're wearing leather jackets with nine inch spikes and black and white corpse paint all over your face.

Posted by: Robert invites you to the dark side at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

357 Poor Lizzy. Has she even been around on her phone? Miss that girl.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (dscaa)

358 It was only 40,000 homes severely damaged or completely destroyed. Don't exaggerate.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 09:40 PM (pq9Le)
~~~~~

Yeah, no biggie.

Maybe you'll know this...a couple of neighbors had trouble getting their insurance money and it had to do with the way the storm was categorized--in other words because it was sub-tropical by the time it hit and no longer a hurricane, or something like that.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (VhE0u)

359 344 329

Careful my friend.

You need to check out the shit going down in other states (Florida) re: solar. Utilities are being little bitches on buying back power and are telling customers there will still be a bill of a minimum of 30 bucks "to support the infrastructure' even if your bill was only 19 bucks..

These Fu***rs never quit.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2022 09:46 PM (J00IM)

"Buying back" power was always dumb. The infrastructure costs are huge and don't go away just because less fuel is used. It's a huge fixed cost that doesn't go away as long as a state wants energy when the sun isn't shining.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (b2nrj)

360 Clearly you're a racist.

Ta-dah!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:49 PM (kX8x4)

Yeah, but look at all the attention I get for being one.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:51 PM (LOVUx)

361 351 Bagging on chicks can work, but only if they're fucked up to begin with, and usually dumb, too. You're setting out to violate Rule #1. Running that play is like tackling the ref right after the coin toss. Not smart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)
I blew snot out of my nose. Glad it wasn't this fine fine superfine whiskey.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 09:51 PM (0OP+5)

362 Maybe find a normal woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (mE7cY)

Or me!

Posted by: Needle in a Haystack at June 28, 2022 09:51 PM (dscaa)

363 I used to have a co-worker that was a metalhead. Her husband was too and they have a young daughter. They would take her to concerts with them. Always seemed a bit strange to me, but I knew that was just the music they grew up with. Hope the daughter didn't lose her hearing.

I do wear Doc Martens, if that counts.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

364 I know some people haven't had dinner yet, but it's bedtime for me. Here are some evening prayers by Matthew Henry. 17th century Biblical scholar and dissenting clergyman. It it doesnt show up automatically go on the upper right top section "read now" and click on occasional adresses and then evening prayers. I'd check again but I am suddenly really exhausted.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhtpfhu

Keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 09:52 PM (FZ2cV)

365 Those San Pellegrino flavored waters are pretty good, including that blood orange one. A local store often has them at absurdly low price/per case, so it's a staple in our canned beverage line-up.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

366 351 Bagging on chicks can work, but only if they're fucked up to begin with, and usually dumb, too. You're setting out to violate Rule #1. Running that play is like tackling the ref right after the coin toss. Not smart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)

Funny thing is it took me a moment to remember what Rule #1 was.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:52 PM (b2nrj)

367 It's been my experience that too many young men and women misunderstand "confidence" and exhibit/interpret it as something worse, and the young ladies aren't experienced enough to recognize the difference between a self-centered jerk (which certainly lends a type of confidence) vs. a nice guy with the same confidence in himself and his abilities who doesn't present it outwardly.

With age comes wisdom, but lots of choices are made before then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:53 PM (kX8x4)

368 There is some petition online to impeach Thomas. Libs are wetting themselves over it. These people really think if they stomp their feet hard enough Roe will be back. Its’s wild.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (lOrBg)

369 I do wear Doc Martens, if that counts.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

How *YOU* doin'?

Posted by: Robert invites you to the dark side at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (1Yy3c)

370 Yeah, but look at all the attention I get for being one.
Posted by: tcn in AK

*

(presses thumbs down button on social media, creates new account to press it again under another name, tries to find out where you work to get you fired for your lack of caring that you're a racist)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (kX8x4)

371 *searches for 'Rule #1' on the internet*

Okay, now I'm *really* confused.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (UewuT)

372 338 She is among the cadre of "assistants" and Red Sparrows She is among the cadre of "assistants" and Red Sparrows
-----
Did you say sparrow? There are no sparrows. Red or otherwise. Can I buy a sparrow??

Posted by: Mao at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (IXpV7)
----
I read both books and I hope there's a third in the pipeline. Loved the plots and characters. I love good spy novels so if any of you come across one I would always appreciate a recommendation/suggestion.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spy versus Spy at June 28, 2022 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

373 Red Turban, yep - and f***king those without solar by shifting more of the fixed-cost share to them is behind the recent enormous spikes in bills for certain CA utility customers. In no economic or engineering sense does any such cost-shifting pass muster, but in so many ways the society is now just various degrees of looting, coercion, theft, and grift - enabled by the idiot populace itself.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 09:55 PM (OTzUX)

374 371 *searches for 'Rule #1' on the internet*

Okay, now I'm *really* confused.
Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (UewuT)

Don't stick it in crazy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:55 PM (b2nrj)

375 Wait wait wait...

What's tile #1?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:55 PM (1Yy3c)

376 Nope, Peter Sellers 1974
https://tinyurl.com/2p97kcsc
Posted by: Ciampino - love that 'biblically' at June 28, 2022 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

Nope. 1964. Saw it in the Majestic Theater during it's first run.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Zvtjl)

377 I'm sorry for all the people that lost everything in
super storm Sandy. However, I know that living in Missouri, if my house gets flattened by a tornado, the feds won't give a shit. Neither will anyone else.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)

378 Don't stick it in crazy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:55 PM (b2nrj)

Riiiiiiiiiiighr! I remember now.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:56 PM (1Yy3c)

379 Rule #2 is "If it can bleed for a week and doesn't die, you have no chance of defeating it."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 09:57 PM (aYHF+)

380 It was a bit more than a powerwashing. Many people lost everything and some lost their lives.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:38 PM (VhE0u)

Yeah, ask the guy who had to replace his entire basement because the whole thing floated to the first floor - and that was in Long Island - can't imagine NJ.

Hurricane Irene was worse though - spent thousands cutting downed trees on my property - and that was after insurance coverage.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 09:57 PM (5iUNf)

381 (presses thumbs down button on social media, creates new account to press it again under another name, tries to find out where you work to get you fired for your lack of caring that you're a racist)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:54 PM (kX8x4)

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (LOVUx)

382 341 What the hell are "women's rights?

*

White upper middle class women have the right to make sure there aren't a lot of genetically inferior black babies that genetically inferior black mothers are genetically incapable of raising, feeding, and educating.

"Healthcare"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 28, 2022 09:44 PM (kX8x4)
----
You stole that from me.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

383 Does anybody know when Col. Bearclaw Vindman had a sex change and became Cassidy Hutchinson?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (mOs5Q)

384 A favorite thing when I used to listen to some local radio were the "conservative" hosts whose ads were half for the solar power grift. Which is a key part of the idiotic degradation of the local economy on behalf of authoritarian lysenkoism. Beautiful.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (OTzUX)

385 I know that living in Missouri, if my house gets flattened by a tornado, the feds won't give a shit. Neither will anyone else.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)
~~~~~

You'll get FEMA money, which is all most of the people around here got after Sandy.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (VhE0u)

386 379 Rule #2 is "If it can bleed for a week and doesn't die, you have no chance of defeating it."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 09:57 PM (aYHF+)

Just not trying hard enough I reckon. Is it flammable with a little starter?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:59 PM (b2nrj)

387 Rule #2 is "If it can bleed for a week and doesn't die, you have no chance of defeating it."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 09:57 PM (aYHF+)

Why hasn't this been codified?

*Gets a tablet and chisel*

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 09:59 PM (1Yy3c)

388 377 I'm sorry for all the people that lost everything in
super storm Sandy. However, I know that living in Missouri, if my house gets flattened by a tornado, the feds won't give a shit. Neither will anyone else.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)

Ya know what? The same thing is true if my house slips off the foundations and slides in to the ocean in the next big earthquake. Risk of living where you do. Not sure why my tax dollars go to paying for someone else's disaster, when I'm prone to one at any time and it WON'T get paid for. I can't even get earthquake insurance here. Of course, this paying for your shit is an east coast thing. Doesn't happen out here.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:00 PM (LOVUx)

389 155 Plenty O'Toole was stacked, and that's a fact.
She wasn't holding nothing back.

Pity she got whacked.
Posted by: Not The Commodores at June 28, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2KI thought she ended up with Commander Bond in an escape module on the deck of one of Her Majesty's Submarines.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (wUe0m)

390 I like the off-the-grid potential that solar offers, but I certainly won't dispute that much of it is underwritten by some major league chicanery.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (UewuT)

391 Does anybody know when Col. Bearclaw Vindman had a sex change and became Cassidy Hutchinson?
Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at June 28, 2022 09:58 PM (mOs5Q)

Butch Cassidy and the Hutchinman Kid?

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (5iUNf)

392 >>Maybe you'll know this...a couple of neighbors had trouble getting their insurance money and it had to do with the way the storm was categorized--in other words because it was sub-tropical by the time it hit and no longer a hurricane, or something like that.

Sounds about right. Insurance companies like to collect money, paying out not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (pq9Le)

393 "Buying back"You need to check out the shit going down in other states (Florida) re: solar. Utilities are being little bitches on buying back power and are telling customers there will still be a bill of a minimum of 30 bucks "to support the infrastructure' even if your bill was only 19 bucks..

These Fu***rs never quit.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 28, 2022 09:46 PM (J00IM)

Never banked on THEIR numbers. Retired US Navy Electronics tech... know more about electricity and power than most.

Putting enough solar on the house to run air con and such in Central Calif summer. Even if the never buy an erg from me, It becomes cost effective after 5 years, due to the HIGH cost of electricity here.

Oh, and the 10K for the Battery? numbers work out as well because a LOT of our Air Con use, is right after sundown, at peak rate. Let's just say that Navy Nuclear Power School... which I flunked out of, still taught me a whole lot about power and thermodynamics.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (oHd/0)

394 Hurricane Irene was worse though - spent thousands cutting downed trees on my property - and that was after insurance coverage.
Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 09:57 PM (5iUNf)
~~~~~

Everyone forgets about Irene--that was a nightmare. I had friends all the way up in Warwick, NY whose house was flooded with two feet of water and then completely destroyed when two large trees crashed down on it. Thankfully they had already left because of the flooding.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (VhE0u)

395 390 I like the off-the-grid potential that solar offers, but I certainly won't dispute that much of it is underwritten by some major league chicanery.
Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (UewuT)

A lot is dependent on where you live. Lattitude is KING when it comes to solar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (oHd/0)

396 Then, there was that dude who had a joint built near Mexico Beach, Florida that withstood Hurricane Michael.

IIRC

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (BFigT)

397 Look up the story of the farmer who told Congressman David Crockett why he would not vote for him. That's how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (u73oe)

398 "Buying back" power was always dumb. The infrastructure costs are huge and don't go away just because less fuel is used. It's a huge fixed cost that doesn't go away as long as a state wants energy when the sun isn't shining.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 09:50 PM (b2nrj)

"Net metering" is a bit of a scam. What you or I take out of the grid is somewhat predictable. What you or I put back into the grid from our solar panels or wind turbine is entirely unpredictable. And if there are enough people out there with grid-tied local generators, a sudden calm, or a bank of cloud blocking off the Sun could cause a large sudden drop in generation, which the utility has to make up, suddenly. That means keeping "spinning reserves", so the coal is being burned, the turbines are running, but the generators are idle. So less of a saving than might otherwise be expected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (6tkkl)

399 Hurricane Ike in Texas 2008, I got bogged down in my own upper property. Went around a downed pine cause I didn't want to get the chainsaw and the dog was wanting to get to Whataburger for her sausage bisket. A King Ranch Expedition slinging mud with all four tires cost a smooth $100 for wrecker to get rolling again.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (0OP+5)

400 Going solar...

I'm on a grid serviced by a COOP. Different rules. They have openly discouraged both EV's and solar as it impacts their bottom line... which is regulated. IOW they are not in the business to make money. It's all subsidized.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (BFigT)

401 Putting enough solar on the house to run air con and such in Central Calif summer. Even if the never buy an erg from me, It becomes cost effective after 5 years, due to the HIGH cost of electricity here.

Oh, and the 10K for the Battery? numbers work out as well because a LOT of our Air Con use, is right after sundown, at peak rate. Let's just say that Navy Nuclear Power School... which I flunked out of, still taught me a whole lot about power and thermodynamics.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (oHd/0)

If you can make it work for you, without a grid tie, then more power to you. No pun intended.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (6tkkl)

402 I like the Monkey God at the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (yQpMk)

Quick Hits
Update: Secret Service Agents Prepared to Testify That the Hot Intel Cassidy Hutchinson Got From Her Good Friend Madison Cornbread at Cinnabon's Is False

Oh:


Peter Alexander
@PeterAlexander

A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel.


Christina Pushaw
@ChristinaPushaw

Not surprising. Because it makes no sense. Obviously the president is not sitting in the passenger seat. He's always driven in the back of the vehicle.

MaDiSoN cOrNbReAd'S iNtEl wAs WrOnG?!?!?!

Mollie
@MZHemingway

I don't mean to be rude to the entire political and media class operating in Washington and New York today, but you would have to be a complete idiot to have believed that story. Pretending to believe it or reporting it uncritically is likewise discrediting.

Noted Conservative and Skeptic AllahPundit believed it.

...

Ghislane Maxwell has been sentenced to twenty years in prison for sex trafficking, but that could increase to 40 years if she ever reveals her client list.


Just kidding about that last part but also kind of not kidding.

The Bee:

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By the way, Ghislane Maxwell was put on suicide watch before sentencing despite not being suicidal, which I think is the same VIP treatment they gave to the non-suicidal Jeffrey Epstein.

How long will it be before we hear "oh the cameras were turned off, prison officials are at a loss, no one can explain how she was unobserved as she built her own gallows out of recovered wood and rope fashioned from her own hair"?


The British Boris Johnson told Jake Tapper that America was an exceptional nation. Jake Tapper disagreed, but the foreigner did his best to persuade him.


Biden ambassadorial nominee: "The Jewish Factor, it's money." Antisemitism is always percolating in the subterranean sectors of the right, we're endlessly warned.

Whereas, on the left, it's right there at the very top, among the elites and party elders. And yet no one utters a word of caution or concern about that.

The Biden administration's nominee to serve as the U.S. ambassador to Brazil spoke at length about the influence of Jewish money in politics, claiming the "Jewish lobby" exerts undue influence over the Democratic Party with its "major money."

Elizabeth Frawley Bagley, a longtime diplomat and Democratic Party insider, is scheduled on Thursday to have her nomination advanced to the full Senate by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. But Bagley's comments about Jewish money in politics--tropes long considered anti-Semitic in nature--are raising red flags among Democratic and Republican members of the committee, senior congressional sources told the Washington Free Beacon.


Bagley, in a 1998 interview, a full copy of which was obtained by the Free Beacon, bemoaned "the influence of the Jewish lobby because there is major money involved." She went on to claim "the Democrats always tend to go with the Jewish constituency on Israel and say stupid things, like moving the capital to Jerusalem always comes up." Support for these Israel-related issues are due to "the Jewish factor, it's money." The interview was conducted by a historian at the Association for Diplomatic Studies and Training for an oral history project.

Senate sources involved in the confirmation process said Bagley's comments should disqualify her from the ambassador's role and told the Free Beacon that both Democrats and Republicans on the Senate committee have privately expressed concerns about these remarks.

"Under a normal administration this kind of vicious anti-Semitism would be disqualifying. You couldn't get hired as an intern," said one senior congressional Republican staffer, who was not authorized to speak on record about the concerns related to Bagley. "It speaks volumes that the Biden administration was confident enough to nominate Bagley and send her to the Senate for confirmation. They know that Democrats are going to fall into line."


Bagley opened up about the "Jewish lobby" and its impact on Democratic Party politics in the 1998 interview. She was asked about "the Israeli influence" on the Clinton administration, where Bagley served as the ambassador to Portugal.

Incredibly, one of the most hateful and grievance-filled things ever to live on the earth -- a "woman" who hates the idea of "baking cookies" and acting as a housewife and hates the idea that anyone would even suspect her of ever having sunk so low, a woman who refused to take her husband's name until politically imperative to do so (for herself as well), a woman who enlisted the FBI, DOJ, and CIA in a coup attempt at a legally elected president out of her sense of outrage that the American voters had rejected her -- now accuses Clarence Thomas of "anger" and "resentment" and "grievance"!

I've broken bread with CT. He is as good-humored and well-tempered as you could want. He's almost a caricature of the sweet-natured chuckling older black guy. He's virtually Dr. Hibbard, but softer spoken. He's a man who can obviously dominate any conversation any time he wants to, but chooses not to.

Without doubt he is passionate about certain topics -- such as the corruption of judicial interpretation by leftwing politically-motivated "reasoning" -- it's simply false that he's "angry" or filled with "grievance" or "resentment."


Now, Hillary Clinton on the other hand...

Twitchy has rounded up some of those tweets of leftwingers spitting the n-word at Clarence Thomas. Obviously a little discretion is advised about clicking on the links.

And speaking of Hillary Clinton: Tubby toady Chris Cillizza points to a substack suggesting that Hillary Clinton will be the nominee in 2024.

The substack is by John Ellis, who's actually a cousin of George W. Bush, so he's connected, and, I'm sure, part of the Uniparty.

Is he just speculating, or has someone from Hillary World told him she'd consider it a favor if he pushed her as a candidate?


Now is her moment. The Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade creates the opening for Hillary Clinton to get out of stealth mode and start down the path toward declaring her candidacy for the 2024 Democratic presidential nomination.

Conditions are favorable:

1. Joe Biden is too old to run for re-election. Everyone knows this. Virtually everyone in the Democratic Party is at their wit's end over what to do about it. The most recent last straw was the cue card. Here's what the cue card said:

"YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants."

"YOU take YOUR seat. "

"Press enters."

"YOU give brief comments [...]" This note was partially blocked by Biden's finger.

"Press departs."

"YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question. Note: Liz is joining virtually."

"YOU thank participants."

"YOU depart."

2. It isn't going to get better. Everyone knows it isn't going to get better. Which explains this:

A majority of Democratic voters want President Joe Biden off the party's ticket for the 2024 presidential election, according to a recent poll.

The survey, conducted by Marist, found that among registered Democrats and Democrat-leaning independents, 44% (or 55% of those with an opinion) of respondents want another candidate to replace President Joe Biden as the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024.

Just 36% (45% among those who had an opinion) of registered Democrats and Democrat-leaning independents want Biden to run for reelection. Twenty percent of respondents did not have a clear preference.

3. There is no bench. I made this point in a subscriber note last December. Others did as well. Nothing has changed since then. If anything, veteran Democrats are even more pessimistic about Kamala Harris as a potential presidential nominee. As for the others, former Vice President Al Gore is probably the party's best bet. He has indicated zero interest in running.

That leaves former Secretary of State John Kerry, Senators Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo, California Governor Gavin Newsom and....maybe....possibly....an outsider like Sheryl Sandberg (ex-Facebook COO) or Bob Iger (ex-Disney CEO).

That's the field. When describing it, the word "formidable" does not spring to mind. Nor do the words "up to it."


Cillizza also notes that Noted Paste-Eater Juan Williams is predicting Hillary Clinton will start making a fat, bloated, drunken appearance on the campaign trail, supposedly for Joe Biden:

Writing in The Hill newspaper, Democratic pundit Juan Williams makes the case that Clinton should become a major figure on the campaign trail this year.
"Clinton is exactly the right person to put steel in the Democrats' spine and bring attention to the reality that 'ultra-MAGA' Republicans, as President Biden calls them, are tearing apart the nation," Williams writes, adding: "Keep talking and talk louder, Hillary!"

She says she's not running, because Biden is running.

But no one seriously believes Biden is running. Democrats, and the media, which are just Democrats with lower back tattoos and untreated herpes, are required due to politics to publicly pretend that they think Biden is running, or will be allowed to run again, or will be alive to run again, but none of them believe this at all.

So what if Biden doesn't run? Who else would the Democrats have that would be an obvious alternative to Hillary -- who, as noted above, has spent six or seven years now claiming that the Russians stole the 2016 election from her?

So she already won the presidency once. She already beat Trump once. She just has to do it again, and stop The Russians from rigging it.

Right?

Oh and of course the media won't permit any of that stolen-election election-rigging talk from Hillary and the Democrats, right?

Right.

Occupy Democrats
@OccupyDemocrats

BREAKING: Oklahoma Democrat announces that hes planning to introduce a bill that will "mandate that each male, when they reach puberty, get a mandatory vasectomy that's only reversible when they reach the point of financial and emotional stability." RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIS BILL!

democratvasectomy.jfif

Just by looking at him, I'm assuming he wouldn't support a bill to imprison people for 50 years if they infect another person with AIDS without disclosing their HIV-positive status, huh?

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1 ALL women are going to die, Gayle.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 28, 2022 06:31 PM (QYPq3)

2 Someone mentioned sidebar and came to find a thread

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:32 PM (2JoB8)

3 Wouldn't that be more like "shrinks to a couple days plus life" after she doesn't kill herself?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:33 PM (llON8)

4 >>>I've broken bread with CT.

Ooh. Still not putting on pants.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:34 PM (nByzo)

5 48 seconds.
Such endurance!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (jTmQV)

6 No one else ever caught for child prostitution, just Ghislaine. All kinds of black books, phone records, flight lists but everyone is pure and clean except Ghislaine.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (2JoB8)

7 48 seconds?

Marathon man. Jeez.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (C35Jn)

8 Speaking of women dying, when is that detestable old bag of greasy maggots and stale booze gonna relieve this mortal coil of her infestation?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (QSjkU)

9 That OK politician *ought* to already have had a vasectomy, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (llON8)

10 "the same VIP treatment they gave to the non-suicidal Jeffrey Epstein."

Bill Barr had oversight of the Epstein prison, and made sure Jeffey boy was safe. He was super duper upset when the event happened, and he was certain to get to the bottom of it.

No cover Up by Bagpipe Bob, you can take his word as a bagman on that. (same low Barr that guaranteed, his word as top cop, there was no major cheating in the 2020 election)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (Cus5s)

11 Read the content.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (qH6FZ)

12 Funny how this plays out. Hillary's cohorts get free as a jailbird and now it's Hillary 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:37 PM (C35Jn)

13 The OK guy looks like a tranny so what would she care about balls

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 06:37 PM (2oJif)

14 “It was probably the third — third or fourth week in January. I spent a lot of time in the office," he said. “And I started peeling back layers and what it started to unveil to me is how we just had this good shell, but underneath — it’s bad.”

Crime skyrocketed in the final years of deBlasio's tenure as NYC's Mayor. As the Post notes, grand larcenies and auto thefts have skyrocketed 50% and 48% and robberies are up about 40%.

Speaking about the NYPD, Adams commented: “We have not utilized this amazing agency and all our skills.”

“You know, they hold onto this one thing,” he said, criticizing his predecessors like Bill deBlasio, for focusing on a sole project instead of improving the city as a whole. “That’s why when people try to say, ‘OK, Eric, you know, what is your one or two things?,’ I’m saying: To fix this mess!”

Adams said his first initiative would be to crack down on rule breaking in the subways and stop homeless people from living in stations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:38 PM (AutJR)

15 >>>Bill Barr had oversight of the Epstein prison, and made sure Jeffey boy was safe.

I suspect there might have been a few levels of management between the attorney general of the united states and the warden of a single federal lock-up.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 06:38 PM (B3oWe)

16 >>>Oklahoma Democrat . . . .

They've lost their minds. And it is glorious.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (nByzo)

17 Kamala will be running as the incumbant.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (oTZbj)

18 Ofuckstick made unrepentant anti-semite Samantha Power secretary of someshit or other. And I think she's in THIS so-called administration too. May be a job prerequisite.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (dscaa)

19 Ghislane is that UFO they caught on tape that they showed in congress that looked like a two-dimensional, triangular piece of green tinsel.

You gotta open that reefer to see the dead bodies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (0ocXn)

20 Rulebreaking in the subway? Why, that sounds like raycis broken windows policing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (AutJR)

21 Day two of the sex strike.

I hope the batteries die so I won't be tempted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:39 PM (C35Jn)

22 I've broken bread with CT.

Of course, Clarence is into breaking bread. It's the only way a man that angry can stand to eat things: if he can break them first. I can see him now: "Fucking lembas, again?!? Eat shit and die, Wicket!"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (SseOZ)

23 Sinema is going to be the only hope the dems have- she's bi partisan.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (0qX6y)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (arJlL)

25 No one else ever caught for child prostitution, just Ghislaine. All kinds of black books, phone records, flight lists but everyone is pure and clean except Ghislaine.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (2JoB


Odd, isn't it?

Posted by: Antifa at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (guGkK)

26 One glance at Hillary and you can just smell the demonic stench of sulphur.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (l0Cy4)

27 Occupy Democrats
@OccupyDemocrats
BREAKING: Oklahoma Democrat announces that he�s planning to introduce a bill that will "mandate that each male, when they reach puberty, get a mandatory vasectomy that's only reversible when they reach the point of financial and emotional stability." RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIS BILL!


WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT...

'scuse me, I have to turn my gaydar down.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2022 06:41 PM (AiZBA)

28 No one else ever caught for child prostitution, just Ghislaine. All kinds of black books, phone records, flight lists but everyone is pure and clean except Ghislaine.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (2JoB


I don't get it at all!

Posted by: Hunter's Laptop at June 28, 2022 06:41 PM (guGkK)

29 Ghislane Maxwell has been sentenced to twenty years in prison for sex trafficking, but that could increase to a broken hyoid bone while the guards are away and the video feed has failed if she ever reveals her client list.


small correction, with more cruelty

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

30 The problem with running a new candidate when the current one has failed is that the new candidate can never win. The whole party is tarred and will be punished.

So the choices are.
- Biden as a sacrifice to the Gods (of the copybook heading) knowing he will loose big.
- Someone else very old where this is their last realistic chance to run and so they get feted for a few months and dissapear
- Someone young enough to use the loss as a "starter candidacy" for future runs.

My money is on a ambitious unknown who will run to the center, or they plan another steal in which case it will be another puppet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 06:41 PM (aojbU)

31 I had a miserable day
This Gov is incompetent
I hate the fuckin left

Other than fuckin that is has been a great fuckin day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (burST)

32 Manchin/Sinema 2024! Vote for the Sane Democrats! We’re Bi (partisan)!

Maybe swap out Manchin for that broad, also a far leftist but not insane… the one Hillary has a beef with. She’s bi as well, isn’t she?

Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (tgIla)

33 No one else ever caught for child prostitution, just Ghislaine. All kinds of black books, phone records, flight lists but everyone is pure and clean except Ghislaine.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (2JoB


It's almost as though there are two systems of justice in this country!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2024 at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (guGkK)

34 This blond does a pretty funny impersonation of Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/44uk79vx

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (jTmQV)

35 Ace has dined with Justice Thomas? What did he order?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (iOYJn)

36 Writing in The Hill newspaper, Democratic pundit Juan Williams makes the case that Clinton should become a major figure on the campaign trail this year.

--

Remember when she ran in '16 and she could barely draw flies? The only ones she'd influence are those crying girls at the Javits Center.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (sVtYq)

37 I will bet our rainbow guv of CO will run for prez.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (8GBH4)

38 By the way while I could not give 2 shits what happens to maxwell, we do not give murderers 20 years in Blue States anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (burST)

39 Truly the world shudders from a sex strike by morosely obese screaming loons who have to spread their rolls of disgusting lard to wash the dirt and greasy sweat from them and still smell like day old tuna and cat urine.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (QSjkU)

40 Whereas, on the left, it's right there at the very top, among the elites and party elders. And yet no one utters a word of caution or concern about that.

These ain't yer grandpa's Nazis.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (xgLH3)

41 I had a miserable day
This Gov is incompetent
I hate the fuckin left

Other than fuckin that is has been a great fuckin day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (burST)

I am still riding high on guns, babies, and religious freedom. Sorry your day sucked. Nice nick.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (nByzo)

42 A thought:

We are much closer to a deep recession because Health care is an additional artery pumping American's saving into corrupt pockets.

Like increasing the cost of energy, which hits everyone. Many are in trouble and more will suffer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

43 Ace has dined with Justice Thomas? What did he order?
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (iOYJn)

A black russian?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (burST)

44 31 I had a miserable day
This Gov is incompetent
I hate the fuckin left

Other than fuckin that is has been a great fuckin day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (burST)

Hate that but we need this to happen to about 50 million people. But I guess the destruction of the black family and community will suffice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (ex2Cx)

45 I watched a Joe Rogan episode about Jeffrey Epstein being alive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (eGTCV)

46 >>> 35 Ace has dined with Justice Thomas? What did he order?
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (iOYJn)

Which "he"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (llON8)

47 I've broken bread with CT.
-----------

Alright now I'm jealous.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

48 "It speaks volumes that the Biden administration was confident enough to nominate Bagley and send her to the Senate for confirmation. They know that Democrats are going to fall into line."


Umm, hey little GOP senate staffer, how many Senators in your own party are going to vote Yea, too? I'm guessing quite a few.

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (786Ro)

49 Speaking of suicide watch, has someone done a health and welfare check on Sonmez?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (SseOZ)

50 I've broken bread with CT.

Dude. I think you stole my bucket list.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (2hil/)

51
I have a proposal - that each political candidate, once on the ballot, have their faces welded into an iron mask, and be tossed headfirst into an unlit oubliette until they reach the point of being skeletonized by the ravenous rats inside.

RT IF YOU SUPPORT MY BILL!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (IXpV7)

52 Out by my compost pile, two very young hawks are in branch over me

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

53 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (ex2Cx)

I presume that was a failed copy paste? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (burST)

54 rafal, fistbump.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (0qX6y)

55 Does Vegas have odds yet on how long Ghislane stays alive in the joint?

She should go all Chuck Manson and tattoo a swastika into her forehead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

56 Secretary Pete Buttigieg on the deadly Amtrak derailment:

"The fewer points we have in the country where it's even physically possible for a train and a car to collide, the safer this country will be."


Judges would have also accepted end roads!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (ex2Cx)

57 Ace has dined with Justice Thomas? What did he order?

--

What else? Kaboom!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (sVtYq)

58 >>Just by looking at him, I'm assuming he wouldn't support a bill to imprison people for 50 years if they infect another person with AIDS without disclosing their HIV-positive status, huh?

More realistically, required testing before sodomy with proof of negative result (say, up to a week prior,) or they are suffer criminal charges if they infect someone.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (aojbU)

59 Hillary will be 77 in 2024.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (AutJR)

60 I still think it will be Biden or Kamala. But if not Bootyjudge is next up.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)

61 POG

Person Of Grievance

I thought that meant everyone on the Left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (guGkK)

62 The Military was suppose to "migrate" our Emails next month, LOL, someone threw the switch early and VALA, no Emails.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (burST)

63 Continually making Illogical comparisons is one of the ten mental defects common in all Leftists.

Forced vasectomies and banning killing a growing baby has to be one of their more stupid comparisons.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (zAq90)

64 We do like to think that we have our host, with his strange profane genius, and wild talents, all to ourselves, but think about it: if you were one of the great people in a conservative leadership position, wouldn't you want to chat with Ace?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (2hil/)

65 Hillary will be 77 in 2024.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:45

BFI?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (eGTCV)

66 8 Speaking of women dying, when is that detestable old bag of greasy maggots and stale booze gonna relieve this mortal coil of her infestation?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (QSjkU)

If there's any justice she'll be smote by lightning mid soliloquy at the celebrity filled opening night of her one woman Broadway show of the Cloaca Monologues.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (cupoy)

67 Ace is like low-key famous, isn't he?

Dining with Justices.

Endorsed as somewhat cruel by VDH.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (C35Jn)

68 Name dropping ace.

Any remarks on the sweet vespa and messenger bag? Maybe 'Are those crocs as comfortable as they look?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (08ncd)

69
Other than fuckin that is has been a great fuckin day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (burST

Well, you're not incompetent and technically the military is part of the government, You;ve had some good days and other days will be better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (FZ2cV)

70 Ace has dined with Justice Thomas? What did he order?

I suppose that depends on who picked up the check

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (burST)

71 20 years might be her life, or long enough those in the little black book will be.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB8)

72 Speaking of suicide watch, has someone done a health and welfare check on Sonmez?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (SseOZ)


Her cats report that she's fine and well, delicious!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)

73 If Hillary got dementia, how would you tell?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (2hil/)

74 see update at top of post

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (B3oWe)

75 Ace: "By the way, Ghislane Maxwell was put on suicide watch before sentencing despite not being suicidal, which I think is the same VIP treatment they gave to the non-suicidal Jeffrey Epstein."

Isn't AG Merrick Garland overseas right now? So plausible deniability already in place.

If Hillary! reintroduces herself to America, Maxwell will die of natural causes by bedsheets, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

76 >>> 37 I will bet our rainbow guv of CO will run for prez.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (8GBH4)

Yeah, he will run in 2024. No idea if he'd actually get the nomination but he'll try.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (llON8)

77 Nevergiveup

Good afternoon, Sir. Sorry you are having a bad day.

Just got back from seeing a matinee for TOP Gun, in IMAX format. Much better that the first movie. Great flying scenes.

Still, I had more than a few quibbles. If we followed our own doctrine, there would be no movie. A B-2 with a MOAB or deep penetrator solves the big problem. I can't believe I
saying this, but the AF has the right tools.

There are other points I could raise. But OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

78 53 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:43 PM (ex2Cx)

I presume that was a failed copy paste? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:44 PM (burST)

nope The Big Govt fought the war on poverty and killed the black family.

Its their 1 success!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (ex2Cx)

79 I saw Tubby Toady open for Thin Lizzy at a pub in Dublin in '72

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (786Ro)

80
We do like to think that we have our host, with his strange profane genius, and wild talents, all to ourselves, but think about it: if you were one of the great people in a conservative leadership position, wouldn't you want to chat with Ace?
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (2hil/)

No shit - if I were elected President, Ace (and any of his own selected guests) would be the only people permitted any access to me or my administration. This site would become bizarrely important in a hurry.

But most journalists would be oubliettes by then anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (IXpV7)

81 73 If Hillary got dementia, how would you tell?
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (2hil/)

She'd start ranting more about Bill.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (b2nrj)

82 Leftard stupidity is just a symptom that their evil has metastasized.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (QSjkU)

83 We can finally figure out who ace really is! Round up a list of everyone Thomas has ever dined with.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (AutJR)

84 Yeah, he will run in 2024. No idea if he'd actually get the nomination

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No chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (IXpV7)

85 Other than fuckin that is has been a great fuckin day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:42 PM (burST)


I spent the afternoon pulling blackberry vines out of an arborvitae hedge. I hate blackberries and arborvitaes, and one day I will saw the whole thing down.
Today I am sweaty and bloody.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (xhaym)

86 50 years of never having to debate abortion and the best they got is, "then men should be forced to get vasectomies?"

Intellectual firepower like that could almost make a Christmas tree bulb flicker

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (+oDTt)

87 80
We do like to think that we have our host, with his strange profane genius, and wild talents, all to ourselves, but think about it: if you were one of the great people in a conservative leadership position, wouldn't you want to chat with Ace?
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (2hil/)

No shit - if I were elected President, Ace (and any of his own selected guests) would be the only people permitted any access to me or my administration. This site would become bizarrely important in a hurry.

But most journalists would be oubliettes by then anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (IXpV7)

One word: Epaulettes

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (b2nrj)

88 Ace did you ask CT to say ' Luke I am your Father'

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (zAq90)

89 We do like to think that we have our host, with his strange profane genius, and wild talents, all to ourselves, but think about it: if you were one of the great people in a conservative leadership position, wouldn't you want to chat with Ace?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (2hil/)

Was Ace trying to get in CT's pants or the other way around?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (nByzo)

90 >>>Bill Barr had oversight of the Epstein prison, and made sure Jeffey boy was safe.

I suspect there might have been a few levels of management between the attorney general of the united states and the warden of a single federal lock-up.
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 06:38 PM (B3oWe)
=====
Buffers. Yeah. Yeah. There were lots of buffers.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (dr4Q1)

91 The military is a clusterfark, and those in it should get out asap.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (84qeE)

92 Ace did you ask CT to say ' Luke I am your Father'

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (zAq90)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (nByzo)

93 If SS agents are prepared to testify in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (dscaa)

94 Horseface and paleface '24!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (AutJR)

95 Hillary signed her name in blood on Satan's contract. She may be 77, but she survives on the blood of others and a deal with Hades.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (sVtYq)

96 83 We can finally figure out who ace really is! Round up a list of everyone Thomas has ever dined with.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (AutJR)

I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm pretty sure ace is Chief Justice Roberts.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (b2nrj)

97 ]Hillary will be 77 in 2024.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (AutJR)


age or confirmed kills?

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (786Ro)

98 Bevis and Butthead do college.

https://tinyurl.com/463vauz4

and white privilege's!

HA

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (ex2Cx)

99 But they won't allow any other witnesses and there are nor rebutal questioning at the show trial. Hope the two men aren't Democrat-sided which is another version of Araknicded.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (FZ2cV)

100 If you have an election "stolen" from you twice, are you allowed to run again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (K5n5d)

101 Peter Alexander: "A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel."

So they're saying the J6 Witch Trial, the MFM, Bret Baier, and the DNC are lying to me? I shan't believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (aXxgO)

102 nope The Big Govt fought the war on poverty and killed the black family.

Its their 1 success!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (ex2Cx)



I meant as a reply to what i wrote?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (burST)

103 I've had morning dumps that lasted longer than Cassidy's lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (C35Jn)

104 It would be just my luck that my lucky ticket to Dine with a Justice would draw Sotomayor.

I'd go home hungry and smelling like cat urine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (guGkK)

105 Was Ace trying to get in CT's pants or the other way around?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (nByzo)

Not today, flounder. Ace is in a mood.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

106 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:38 PM (AutJR)

What are you quoting?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (aojbU)

107 Of course the story of DJT lunging for the wheel was nonsense. Same as the rest of her story.
What's the Latin phrase "False in part, false in total"?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

108 9 That OK politician *ought* to already have had a vasectomy, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:36 PM (llON
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He needs castrating with a butter knife.

Posted by: De-testes him? at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (qfLjt)

109 "YOU thank participants."

"YOU depart."
.......

"YOU get diaper changed."

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

110 "In order to testify under oath, you need to be called as a witness and placed under oath. That ain't gonna happen." - Captain Kangaroo

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (Ti+Tv)

111 96 83 We can finally figure out who ace really is! Round up a list of everyone Thomas has ever dined with.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:48 PM (AutJR)

I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm pretty sure ace is Chief Justice Roberts.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (b2nrj)

Roberts has Irish ancestry, has dined with Clarence Thomas, and is from New York.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (b2nrj)

112 Peter Alexander: "A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel."

And plenty of people testified that he did not call the military suckers and losers, but that did not make it less fake but accurate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (AutJR)

113 Envious, ace. One of the few public figures today worth meeting.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (OTzUX)

114 95 Hillary signed her name in blood on Satan's contract. She may be 77, but she survives on the blood of others and a deal with Hades.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (sVtYq)

Kind of mixing your underworld metaphors. IIRC, Hades was not particularly evil, just no one wanted to spend time in the land of the damned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (08ncd)

115 I thought there was going to be an update on what Thomas ordered for dinner, unless it was for breakfast!

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (iOYJn)

116 "Madison Cornbread" is a keeper.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (B3oWe)

117 So the President was suppose to jump over a table ( which divides the President's front facing seat with the 3 rear facing seats) the 3 rear facing seats and then reach thru the divider and grab the wheel? Who is he Huddini?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (burST)

118 Guess what 2 guys will never see the inside of the Jan. 6 investigation?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (QSjkU)

119 If SS agents are prepared to testify in an empty forest, does it make a sound?
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (dscaa)

Ummmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

120 Ghislane Maxwell has been sentenced to twenty years

Her lawyer tried to argue (well, to whine, really) that twenty years is harsh for an old lady like Ghislaine.

She's old because she was very good at her job and did it for a very long time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (D6lWx)

121 Not today, flounder. Ace is in a mood.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

I think he can see through my thinly-veiled envy. His powers of perception are tight!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:52 PM (nByzo)

122 Little miss thing felt safe lying to congress because she is absolutely sure nobody will question her lie, and there would be no consequences anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (AutJR)

123 Mollie is so gosh-darn nice.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (qH6FZ)

124 One of these days someone should sue the Daily Mail in an American court.

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU)

125 114 95 Hillary signed her name in blood on Satan's contract. She may be 77, but she survives on the blood of others and a deal with Hades.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (sVtYq)

Kind of mixing your underworld metaphors. IIRC, Hades was not particularly evil, just no one wanted to spend time in the land of the damned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (08ncd)

Well Hades in this sense might refer to Hell, not the Greek god.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (b2nrj)

126 FHC

Posted by: Zeera at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (cjyv8)

127 No Lunge, there was no lunge.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (8GBH4)

128 One good thing about the large number of intellectually and emotionally stunted pupae in the generation that's about 25 now, is they can't lie convincingly, because they don't know how anything works.

"And then he lunged for the steering wheel, breaking the security barrier like a superhero. Then he saw me by the side of the road and roared out and raped me. Then he said congratulations, you're the first victim of January 6. Putin says hi."

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (2hil/)

129
I know a guy who had BBQ with Scalia. Said he was very cool, very friendly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (IXpV7)

130 48 seconds?

Marathon man. Jeez.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
_______________
That's almost as long as Damone made it with Stacy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (es0Dj)

131 This Just In: Democrats don't give a flying shit about being proven to be lying sacks of crap

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (dscaa)

132 >>> 84 Yeah, he will run in 2024. No idea if he'd actually get the nomination

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No chance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (IXpV7)

I wouldn't bet on him, and he might be fine with the "campaign funds" grift. Are you expecting Biden, Hillzebub or someone else?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (llON8)

133 I'd like to thank all of you for joining me for dinner, and... hey, what the f--- is that Ewok doing to my garbage can??? Scalia told me not to feed that damned thing, but did I listen?

Posted by: Clarence T. from DC at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (g5qx+)

134 I know a guy who had BBQ with Scalia. Said he was very cool, very friendly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (IXpV7)

Recently? I am sure he was cool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (burST)

135 I've had morning dumps that lasted longer than Cassidy's lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (C35Jn)

Boffo the Minor-Attracted Clown hardest hit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (nByzo)

136 and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath

Would love to hear the J6 oath, because I think you have to do the same thing to get into the Mickey Mouse Club.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (D6lWx)

137 This talk of “no bench” is silly.

Biden was the most preposterously bad prez candidate in modern times. And had no campaign.

So many still don’t appreciate what an unbelievable disaster 2020 was.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (OTzUX)

138 >>>127 No Lunge, there was no lunge.


What lunge? At most there was a start.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (B3oWe)

139 Gabbard would make a good opponent to any Republican.
But Democrats are too insane to nominate her.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (DB16e)

140 So getting up in front of Congress and lying at the request of Democrats is pretty commonplace.

This was the entirety of Justice Kavanaugh's hearing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (C35Jn)

141 116 "Madison Cornbread" is a keeper.

I suspected all along that if I let her rest her pulsating truth on my face it'd end up covered in veracity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (SseOZ)

142 Does anyone believe Epstein killed himself?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (eGTCV)

143 And for the record:

1) TOPGUN. One word. All caps.

2) The great Naval Aviator that wrote that, Neptunus Lex, was an adrenaline junkie like all Naval Aviator Fighter/Attack pilots. He always wore a helmet when riding his BMW motorcycle. Because a) regulations, and he was b) smarter than Tom Cruise.

3) The movie hinted at the ego of fighter pilots. But the actual level in the Fleet is far beyond what was shown on the screen. Usually, they can back their ego with performance. The movie stars would get chewed up in a real Fighter-town O-club.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

144 I had a great day. 2 of my nieces came over with 2 of their kids. Won't say anything about them eating ice cream.

Posted by: dartist at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (+ya+t)

145 There is one Machine Politician in that list who stands out:
Pelosi's family ties to Greasy Gavin. Be vewwy vewwy afwaid.
They will not let him lose.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

146 OK democrats are a lot like CA republicans. They are down to just the crazies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (YynYJ)

147 While Uk courts are all about apologies and negligible fines, US courts will make their ass pay. Real money. Because fuck the British press.

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (V13WU)

148 "I suspect there might have been a few levels of management between the attorney general of the united states and the warden of a single federal lock-up." Posted by: ace

I recall Coulter at the time saying "get him to a SuperMax or they will kill him" or some such.

And after the first "suicide attempt", it had surely gotten Barr's attention, especially is he was servicing the rich and powerful and had important testimony to offer (as the Bee suggests).

But even so, AFTER the "suicide", Barr made comments (about being angry or something), but did NOT get to the bottom of it. It is my opinion Barr is a company man ... knows the cheating in the election, knows certain inconvenient witnesses get murdered, and he best not get in the way.

But ... sure, layers of protection, cut outs, buffers ... they are well established old ways, like with the mob.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (Cus5s)

149
I know a guy who had BBQ with Scalia. Said he was very cool, very friendly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (IXpV7)

Recently? I am sure he was cool
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (burST)

Shortly after 9/11. My friend was in DC because he made a small sculpture commemorating the attacks that was selected for display in the Pentagon. I don't remember how that turned into BBQ with Scalia, but it did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (IXpV7)

150 >>> 101 Peter Alexander: "A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel."

So they're saying the J6 Witch Trial, the MFM, Bret Baier, and the DNC are lying to me? I shan't believe it. I shannot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 06:50 PM (aXxgO)

That's because he LEAPED and POUNCED!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 28, 2022 06:55 PM (llON8)

151 *invites the OK dem to dinner*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 06:56 PM (0qX6y)

152
The Paolo laughs at your 48 seconds. He can do exhausting sex to your wife for a whole MINUTE and leave her begging for more.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 28, 2022 06:56 PM (n+4am)

153 "YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and cackle at the participants."

"YOU sit your fat wrinkly ton of cottage cheese ass DOWN. "

"Press enters."

"YOU give brief ORANGE MAN B[...]" This note was partially blocked by Huma's elbow.

"Press CURTSIES AND departs."

"YOU ignore participants."

"YOU depart."

Posted by: President Hillary's note card at June 28, 2022 06:56 PM (786Ro)

154 POG
Person Of Grievance
I thought that meant everyone on the Left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 06:46 PM (guGkK)


I thought it was a game you played with milk-bottle caps.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 06:56 PM (xhaym)

155 I've broken bread with CT.

I'm assuming this was some kind of dispute at a bakery. Perhaps involving a marble rye?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 06:57 PM (BJKQV)

156 But Democrats are too insane to nominate her.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (DB16e)

The word I think you're looking for is corrupt. But honestly I don't trust her anyway.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 06:57 PM (dscaa)

157 Ghislane Maxwell has been sentenced to twenty years in prison for sex trafficking, but that could increase to 40 years if she ever reveals her client list.


Who'd she traffic and to whom?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 06:57 PM (05ST2)

158 I'm 3/4 through CT's autobiography again after picking it up to check on Hillary's claim. I have to admit it still makes me choke up.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:57 PM (zAq90)

159 23 Sinema is going to be the only hope the dems have- she's bi partisan.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 06:40 PM (0qX6y)
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Is that like bipolar or bisexual?

Posted by: Ciampino - bi- x bi- = Math at June 28, 2022 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

160 Damone was a five pump chump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 06:58 PM (89T5c)

161 Ace dined with CT? Hell, I drink with him.

Posted by: Israeli Tank at June 28, 2022 06:59 PM (aXxgO)

162 >>>Pretending to believe it or reporting it uncritically is likewise discrediting.

Ouch, a kick right in Brett Baier's sandy vagina.

Posted by: flounder at June 28, 2022 06:59 PM (KwS+R)

163 >>>Noted Conservative and Skeptic AllahPundit believed it.

That's because he's a faggot.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (QYPq3)

164 One good thing about the large number of intellectually and emotionally stunted pupae in the generation that's about 25 now, is they can't lie convincingly, because they don't know how anything works.
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (2hil/)

Excellent point. Dumb as stumps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

165 That queer steer in OK is talking about putting kids on puberty blockers, basically. He's known as the OK Groomer.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

166 158 I'm 3/4 through CT's autobiography again after picking it up to check on Hillary's claim. I have to admit it still makes me choke up.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:57 PM (zAq90)


Thanks, I've got my headline, "Clarence Thomas Chokes Supporter." Can I call you to get more details? If you say no, I'll just write the story my own way. I'm sure you want to get your story out, right?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (2hil/)

167

bilateral..bipedal...biodegradable...

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (V13WU)

168 50 years of never having to debate abortion and the best they got is, "then men should be forced to get vasectomies?"
Intellectual firepower like that could almost make a Christmas tree bulb flicker
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (+oDTt)


I guess three generations of imbeciles WERE too much

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (xhaym)

169
Recently? I am sure he was cool
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (burST)



ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (n+4am)

170 48 Seconds?

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

171 AOS styleguide demands "Bill Clinton's Wife" is the proper nomenclature

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2022 07:01 PM (62au8)

172 The left always wants to mess with the natural order of things. It's a mental illness that makes them want to destroy.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (vrz2I)

173 >>> 172 The left always wants to mess with the natural order of things. It's a mental illness that makes them want to destroy.
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (vrz2I)

It's not like their daddy can create anything...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (llON8)

174 People are posting this clap trap all over Facebook:

Get an abortion or don't. Be gay. Be straight. Be transgender. Believe in God. Be an atheist. I am pro leave people alone. I'm pro-respect people even if you disagree with them.

Until you ask them if that extends to owning guns?
Then you hear crickets and get ghosted.

Thanks for dropping masks people.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (05ST2)

175 Cassidy is now be calling Timmy, who will then text Sally who will then blow Johnny in the back of his '73 Buick Elantra tonight just to reconfirm Johnny's story that it was Trump at Graceland with the pipe wrench that offed Elvis on the toilet in the upstairs library restroom.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 07:03 PM (5iUNf)

176 CT kept wondering what's with all the comic book and shelving talk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 07:03 PM (EZebt)

177 Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy
17m
The fact that not A SINGLE Epstein customer name has been leaked tells you everything you need to know about the United States Justice Dept.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2022 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

178 170 48 Seconds?
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd

I know. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (C35Jn)

179 Until you ask them if that extends to owning guns?
Then you hear crickets and get ghosted.

Thanks for dropping masks people.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (05ST2)

Or vaccine mandates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (08ncd)

180 >>> 176 CT kept wondering what's with all the comic book and shelving talk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 07:03 PM (EZebt)

"Oh shit, ANOTHER movie review?!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (llON8)

181 Evening.

Home, baby!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (1Yy3c)

182 It would be funnier if it was "you can do this for 69 seconds"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (kf6Ak)

183 If Hillary runs, what are they going to offer to Kakala?

She's already veep. And it's not like they could just bounce a black woman off the ticket in this insane party. "we'll give you more work?" No. "We'll really, really support your run for the topslot?" What's that worth, besides zero?

I think the only promise they could make that she'd accept would have to have 9 zeros in it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (IEa8U)

184 Until you ask them if that extends to owning guns?
Then you hear crickets and get ghosted.

Thanks for dropping masks people.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (05ST2)

Don't forget drilling for oil.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (b2nrj)

185 48 Seconds?
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

Bragging

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (cknjq)

186

Madison Cornbread. He's buddies with Haven Monahan if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (5hqLO)

187 Clarence Thomas has withstood everything with more quiet strength than anyone can ever expect. Hillary Clinton spends every campaign lying about how she was told she couldn't do something because she was a woman. Who's engaged in grievance again?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (vMCab)

188 Get an abortion or don't. Be gay. Be straight. Be transgender. Believe in God. Be an atheist. I am pro leave people alone. I'm pro-respect people even if you disagree with them.
-----------

Murder or don't. Molest or don't. Steal or don't. You do you. I'm very live and let live.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:05 PM (dscaa)

189 59 Hillary will be 77 in 2024.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2022 06:45 PM (AutJR)

That's still fairly young.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2022 07:05 PM (Qhnrt)

190 "The fact that not A SINGLE Epstein customer name has been leaked tells you everything you need to know about the United States Justice Dept."

That it's working like a fine Swiss watch.

Posted by: Bill "Client 56" Clinton at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (qH6FZ)

191
Eh, somewhere in the next six months or so, a new Bill Clinton will arise. Probably after the upcoming election.

He'll be a Dim guv of an insignificant state that no one's really paid attention to, and like Clinton he'll make a couple of feints at the most egregious members of the looney left. (His/her sister soulja moment) and the media will fall all over themselves hailing him/her as the greatest thing evah!

Someone who can really heal the divisions in this country with his/her new fangled ideas!!!!(Spoiler: he/she is the same old bag of flaming dogshit with worn out progtard ideas)

And this will fire up the Dims.

Whoever is willing to gamble on the Dim side, the prize is their's for the taking.

It just depends on who has the courage

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (5NkmN)

192 I know a guy who had BBQ with Scalia. Said he was very cool, very friendly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 06:53 PM (IXpV7)

Recently? I am sure he was cool
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 06:54 PM (burST)

I know a guy who clerked for him. I feel like a groupie talking to him

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

193
The fact that not A SINGLE Epstein customer name has been leaked tells you everything you need to know about the United States Justice Dept.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2022 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

It at least tells me that every customer was Uniparty. If a single person who did business with Trump on a building back in '87 was on that list, it would have been "LONGTIME TRUMP ASSOCIATE IMPLICATED IN PEDOPHILIA SCANDAL" on the front page of every paper in the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (IXpV7)

194 My bet is that ace was at a formal dine-in with CT as part of a group, like a law school graduation class, and may have been near the head table. Just a guess.

But if he was in a Waffle House Booth shooting the shit and breaking bread -- much respect.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

195 >>> 179 Until you ask them if that extends to owning guns?
Then you hear crickets and get ghosted.

Thanks for dropping masks people.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 07:02 PM (05ST2)

Or vaccine mandates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 07:04 PM (08ncd)

I am tempted to update my vaxx exemption request (which the cvnts never approved, they just decided to put everything on hold) to include the phrase "My Body, My Choice."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (llON8)

196 ..He needs castrating with a butter knife pair of Vice-Grip pliers, dialed down tight!. Posted by: De-testes him? at June 28, 2022 06:51 PM (qfLjt)

*minor edit* Hope you don't mind?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (tkOps)

197 48 Seconds?
Posted by: LASue


I guess you can re-use 'em.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 07:06 PM (D6lWx)

198 Did you call him CT? While smoking a cigar and wearing spats?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2022 07:07 PM (es0Dj)

199 It still looks to me as though the Left, which was all abortion all the time for 30 years, can't quite muster the enthusiasm for it that they have for trannies.

They don't pivot well.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (2hil/)

200 198 Did you call him CT? While smoking a cigar and wearing spats?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2022 07:07 PM (es0Dj)

They make spats for crocs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (08ncd)

201 naturalfake

Tulsi Gabbard talks a good game for a SOROS acolyte. She is the Dems best shot, but maybe not corrupt enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

202 I am tempted to update my vaxx exemption request (which the cvnts never approved, they just decided to put everything on hold) to include the phrase "My Body, My Choice."


==


PUBLIC POLICY !

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

203 PAWG>POG

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (jpY3D)

204 I heard that a lot of the abortion rallies are requiring proof of vaccination. "Bodily Autonomy!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (vMCab)

205 I think someone must have misheard. It's 4 to 8 seconds.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:09 PM (dscaa)

206 I think Ace was the maitre'd at CT's dinner. Or a busboy.

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 07:09 PM (786Ro)

207 I almost feel like this intern's testimony was a Political Jujitsu move since only the most ignorant and depraved would swallow it and believe it for one millisecond. To any thinking person this simply proves beyond any doubt that the committee is more full of shit than Biden's diaper and that there is no limit to the blatantly false and ridiculous accusations that they will push as if it were unassailable truth.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at June 28, 2022 07:09 PM (af5xa)

208 Hands

Nyah.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

209 Any photographers among us?

So there's this guy on YouBoob I sometimes watch who is a music producer. Metal, specifically (natcherly).

Anyway, he dabbles in photography and I'm watching this video right now and he seems to have all sorts of useful tips. A lot of it seems to be specifically for metal band promo stuff but more still seems to be useful in general. Also, the guy is just fucking hilarious.

Anyway, worth a watch.

https://youtu.be/iNHFsAXYby0

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (1Yy3c)

210
I think Ace was the maitre'd at CT's dinner. Or a busboy.
Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 07:09 PM (786Ro)

He was the entertainment. Dancing Ewok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (IXpV7)

211 165 That queer steer in OK is talking about putting kids on puberty blockers, basically. He's known as the OK Groomer.
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 07:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

Probably from Tulsa.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (Qhnrt)

212 "Hillary signed her name in blood on Satan's contract. She may be 77, but she survives on the blood of others and a deal with Hades.
Posted by: Lady in Black"
**********
But Satan is going to be pissed when he comes to collect her soul and finds out she never had one.

Posted by: Cosda at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (sWy2N)

213 I think someone must have misheard. It's 4 to 8 seconds.
Posted by: ...


Your sister was better. Aka, rodeo sex. Hang on for 8 seconds.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 07:11 PM (05ST2)

214 207 I almost feel like this intern's testimony was a Political Jujitsu move since only the most ignorant and depraved would swallow it and believe it for one millisecond. To any thinking person this simply proves beyond any doubt that the committee is more full of shit than Biden's diaper and that there is no limit to the blatantly false and ridiculous accusations that they will push as if it were unassailable truth.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at June 28, 2022 07:09 PM (af5xa)


So all the committee members and the people that they are asking for donations from believe it.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:11 PM (vMCab)

215 That North is North CT speech in the sidebar is wonderful. He has an amazing voice. Wonder if he sings?
Saw a picture of the RV he and his wife travel around in on vacation. Can you imagine looking over at the RV parked next to you and seeing Clarence Thomas?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:11 PM (Y+l9t)

216 But Satan is going to be pissed when he comes to collect her soul and finds out she never had one.

Posted by: Cosda at June 28, 2022 07:10 PM (sWy2N)

I thought the deal was she gets his soul

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:12 PM (dscaa)

217 Double up on the condom and you can last 96 seconds.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 07:12 PM (zAq90)

218 Ciampino, I'm looking at it like this- The progs are still going to have to barter and the economy is going to keep them tamped down so they go with Sinema that checks the odd sex box but still is willing to look at some legislation that doesn't kill the country outright.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:12 PM (0qX6y)

219 There are girls that have you wear a raincoat to give you a blow?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:12 PM (Q3N/0)

220 {{{ Sharon(willow's apprentice)}}}

I would take a bullet for Clarence Thomas, but I think that possibility is unlikely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

221 Dear Democrats,
YOU can go fuck YOUR selves.
Love,
Me

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 28, 2022 07:13 PM (O5cA+)

222 Kamala/Hillary 2024. Cackles & Cankles.

"You'd do anything to stop hearing the way we laugh. Even vote for us."

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 07:14 PM (2hil/)

223 I like "Madison Cornbread", but I thought Cassidy got the info from her other fiend, Sundance Sundae?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 07:14 PM (FZ2cV)

224 Pounced. Maybe Trump pounced on the steering wheel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 07:14 PM (J+KYX)

225 >>> 224 Pounced. Maybe Trump pounced on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 07:14 PM (J+KYX)

That's what we SAID!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 28, 2022 07:14 PM (llON8)

226 Cassidy, you may have fucked but it just might not be in the upward direction you believed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:15 PM (0qX6y)

227 The Left can EABODs.

Remember all this in the burning times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

228 Looking at that democrat queef makes me wonder, is Brokeback Mountain in Oklahoma?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 28, 2022 07:16 PM (O5cA+)

229 Ben Had

♫ Good afternoon! ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

230 My conservative kitties are tuckered out from practicing their pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 28, 2022 07:16 PM (aaGzp)

231 I almost feel like this intern's testimony was a Political Jujitsu move since only the most ignorant and depraved would swallow it
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See: Trump and urinating Russian prostitutes.

Posted by: Peter Strozk at June 28, 2022 07:16 PM (J+KYX)

232 Remember all this in the burning times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

Burning Times?

Coming right up!

https://youtu.be/Btd2KxXOvNc

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:16 PM (1Yy3c)

233 {{{SMH}}}

I sent in a message resigning my commission the day Bill Clinton was elected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

234 Beavis and Butthead find out they have white privilege:
https://tinyurl.com/vce8fexm

Posted by: scruboak at June 28, 2022 07:18 PM (I+dwr)

235 "If you did this for two years, you can do this for forty eight seconds."

I never did the two-year mask thing; but if I did, there's no friggin' way I could fit a condom over my face. Not even for a second. That's crazy! But you do you, ya' freaks!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 07:18 PM (aXxgO)

236 In certain circles, the Secret Service denial is proof the story is true, or at minimum confirms that something happened.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 28, 2022 07:18 PM (8AONa)

237 This year in Corsicana.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

238 73 If Hillary got dementia, how would you tell?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 06:47 PM (2hil/)
----
She would switch from Vodka to Gilbeys Gin?

Posted by: Ciampino - alcohol is alcohol no matter how you disguise it at June 28, 2022 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

239 Tested postive for Covid, and I sure feel a bit down, but glad I'm VAXXED and BOOSTED, or else I'd feel really really bad. Yayyyy!!!!

*waves gangly arms around*

Posted by: Vax-Me Elmo at June 28, 2022 07:19 PM (786Ro)

240 {{{SMH}}}

I sent in a message resigning my commission the day Bill Clinton was elected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

Salty!

I just decided not to reup when the JEF was elected.

Took a hit in the pocketbook, but no regrets.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:19 PM (84qeE)

241 So I'm listening to one of those YouTube live streams. Ya know, the "Lo-Fi Beats To Study To," streams.

Do these assholes know what freakin' lo-fi even means?

These guys are full'a shit, man.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:19 PM (1Yy3c)

242 We'll see, Salty.

God-willing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:20 PM (84qeE)

243 Jeez, ace. Break bread with your HANDS. Don't smack a supreme court justice with it. You could get arrested.

Well, OK, maybe not these days, and that justice, but whatever.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2022 07:20 PM (mZOHK)

244 NaCly, Dearest,

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:20 PM (0qX6y)

245 RE: J6 Committee

When do they start shouting Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (anj39)

246 Did the lying bitch lie under oath or nor? Is lying to Congress a crime?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

247
I sent in a message resigning my commission the day Bill Clinton was elected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I did the same thing when Hubert Humphrey was nominated. Curiously, my Sgt. Major laughed at me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (J+KYX)

248 246 Did the lying bitch lie under oath or nor? Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

Yes. Effectively, no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (b2nrj)

249 {{{Salty}}}

Yes, he is an amazing person. His hearings were just as bad as Kavenaugh's and in a way, even worse. He was betrayed by someone who he mentored and helped only to be falsely accused.
Yet, he is one of those rare personalities that just seems to love life and to hell with the naysayers.
Reminds me of a Kenny Cheney song: Happy is as Happy Does.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (Y+l9t)

250 Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

Depends on who is lying and depends on which bunch of scumbags controls Congress.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (1Yy3c)

251 SMH

I took a big hit too, but is was the smart move at the time. I would not get promoted, except if I fell on a grenade meant for Barbara Bush. Which was most unlikely.

Our year group was savaged with the end of the Cold War.


Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

252
Seth Rich
Jeffrey Epstein
John McAfee


Ghislaine Maxwell
Julian Assange

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (a+5hg)

253 Chesney, not Cheney

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (Y+l9t)

254 Lying to Dems is a crime. Lying to Repubs is the highest form of patriotism. Those are the rules.

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (786Ro)

255 is this her way of saying I never want to be even allowed to vote republican, ever again?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (Q3N/0)

256 Did the lying bitch lie under oath or nor? Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane!
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You'll have to be more specific re 'Lying bitch'.

Posted by: The DoJ at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (J+KYX)

257 Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

Ummmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Federal Layabout at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

258 Did the lying bitch lie under oath or nor? Is lying to Congress a crime?

Nobody testifying is being put under oath in the J6 kangaroo court.

You're not supposed to notice that.

Posted by: The Democrats! at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (I2/tG)

259 No one else ever caught for child prostitution, just Ghislaine. All kinds of black books, phone records, flight lists but everyone is pure and clean except Ghislaine.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM



A pimp without customers apparently.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

260 There's a new Beavis and Butthead movie? I must watch.

It's only on Paramount+????? Crap.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (2hil/)

261 in fairness, mcaarthy and luntz were warned that she hated the surprise anal spitroasting

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (Q3N/0)

262 BREAKING: Oklahoma Democrat announces that he�s planning to introduce a bill that will "mandate that each male, when they reach puberty, get a mandatory vasectomy that's only reversible when they reach the point of financial and emotional stability."

And that, more than anything, is why I'm not a Conservative.

Yes, I get it, it's a Liberal that's pushing this. But, sure as the sun rises in the East, when something like this becomes law of the land ...

... there will be a well informed, "actually" paragraph leading Conservative more than willing to smarten me up that this is "simply how the system works". Complete with exhortations about how divided government ends with things like mandatory snips, and on and on.

Probably be a reference to Chesterton's Fence in there. And plenty of snark. We can all name names. We know who those folks are.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (/j+eF)

263 257 Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

Ummmmmmm...No.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Federal Layabout at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (R/m4+)


Definitely not.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (2hil/)

264 The Democrats!

How convenient to not be under oath.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

265 That Cassidy person's hearsay testimony was ludicrous and not credible, but it got the left what they wanted, which was screaming headlines about Trump's insane behavior.

When the agents testify and contradict her, that won't be reported on, or it will be reported on some back page, in very small type.

So mission accomplished, as far as the left is concerned.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 28, 2022 07:25 PM (MvHI3)

266 There's a new Beavis and Butthead movie? I must watch.

It's only on Paramount+????? Crap.
Posted by: Splunge
___

https://tinyurl.com/2p83hzdw

You're welcome.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (84qeE)

267 As long as Assange remains alive, I have to assume he's got a serious dead-man switch, and every single two-bit hoodlum piece of shit in DC knows it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (IXpV7)

268 I always felt that Bill Barr knew everything that Trump called the establishment out about - the Russian Hoax, the stolen election, the undermining by junior DOJ and FBI slobs with good paying jobs - okay, heh, it was all true, sure.

But, hey, it just sooo sooo distasteful, nasty and upsetting to one's delicate humor to have to over-turn the apple cart. Why? Why make all these folks lives miserable? Can't we just play ball with the way it is? See...no gets hurt?

He just didn't want the "drama" of all that truth.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (5iUNf)

269 it is interesting to wnder what she got for disgracing herself

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (Q3N/0)

270 Is lying to Congress a crime?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 07:21 PM (eFxeZ)

Ummmmmmm...No.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Federal Layabout at June 28, 2022 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

Definitely not.
Posted by: Eric Holder

I can confirm this

Posted by: Peter Strzok at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (J+KYX)

271 Jeez, ace. Break bread with your HANDS. Don't smack a supreme court justice with it. You could get arrested.
------------------------------
Hit me with your baked breadstick!

Posted by: ian dury at June 28, 2022 07:27 PM (yikp0)

272 200 198 Did you call him CT? While smoking a cigar and wearing spats?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2022 07:07 PM (es0Dj)

They make spats for crocs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (08ncd)
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With matching holes or, if you prefer, randomly dispersed.

Posted by: Ciampino - you gotta have the ventilation at June 28, 2022 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

273 261 in fairness, mcaarthy and luntz were warned that she hated the surprise anal spitroasting

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (Q3N/0)


***scratches head dimwittedly****
Who hated it? Hillary?

***Runs screaming from room to drink bleach because the thought of hillary and oh gaak...ergggg....it overwhelms him....barf******

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 28, 2022 07:27 PM (mZOHK)

274 I admit that I'm still surprised that Epstein's/Maxwell's list has never seen the light of day.

I'm even more surprised if neither China nor Russia have a copy of it.

Cuz if I was a foreign power, oh yes, very much yes, I would release that info widely and in irrefutable form (videos) and sit back and eat popcorn, while the US political system ate itself alive.

And when we're so badly weakened, economically and politically and militarily, it might just be the coup de gras.

Who knew the FBI or CIA was competent enough to keep that data perfectly hidden? They sure suck at everything else.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2022 07:28 PM (5NkmN)

275 >>>He's been a person of grievance for as long as I have known him - resentment, grievance, anger.

I think she got Justice Thomas mixed up with Eric Holder.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2022 07:28 PM (hVqGz)

276 Tents for abortions in national parks is the new hot item of the day. Conceived by the light of a dashboard, aborted by the light of a Coleman lantern. Could be country music material.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 07:28 PM (lz5hY)

277 >>>50 years of never having to debate abortion and the best they got is, "then men should be forced to get vasectomies?"

>If the Indians on these reservations were enterprising, they'd offer abortions, nuclear power, tobacco discounts and drink chips in the slots area of the casino.

Payback for colonialists.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 07:28 PM (0ocXn)

278 I sent in a message resigning my commission the day Bill Clinton was elected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I did the same thing when Hubert Humphrey was nominated. Curiously, my Sgt. Major laughed at me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 07:22 PM (J+KYX)

You guys were officers ?
I never knew that......

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2022 07:28 PM (arJlL)

279 I always felt that Bill Barr knew everything that Trump called the establishment out about - the Russian Hoax, the stolen election, the undermining by junior DOJ and FBI slobs with good paying jobs - okay, heh, it was all true, sure.

All you had to know about Bill Barr was the history of Bill Barr. He made his bones in the FBI by defending Lon Horiuchi. He did such for a couple decades.

All you had to know about the folks that gushed and golleyed about Bill Barr was that they didn't want to know a damn thing about Bill Barr as he related to Lon Horiuchi.

I'd like that stink to stick to the defenders of Bill Barr. But it won't. They pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:29 PM (/j+eF)

280 naturalfake

Every competent Intel Agency in other countries is holding back. But Russia should release it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

281 88 Ace did you ask CT to say ' Luke I am your Father'
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 06:49 PM (zAq90)


Or, "*This* is Ace of Spades."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 28, 2022 07:29 PM (DTX3h)

282 I was. A Sargeant Colonel in the Seals.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 07:30 PM (mZOHK)

283 it is interesting to wnder what she got for disgracing herself
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (Q3N/0)

I bet it wasn't much... They got John Bolton for like free dinners at Applebee's or something. Especially since she's what? 12? They might have gotten her for free. Just for the fifteen minutes of fame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 07:30 PM (IXpV7)

284 President Joe Biden’s federal agencies will soon begin resettling and housing Unaccompanied Alien Children (UACs) from the United States-Mexico border to a luxury private school in Greensboro, North Carolina.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz9z6rd

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:30 PM (84qeE)

285 TrivialPursuer--FJB: "That Cassidy person's hearsay testimony was ludicrous and not credible..."

Just like the pee pee dossier.

Designed expressly to give their campaign surrogates, the MFM, a headline to be milked until something better comes along.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 07:30 PM (aXxgO)

286 It really is weird how Clarence Thomas is getting all the credit/blame for Dobbs.

Getting called "Uncle Tom" and "N*gg*r" for writing the NY Gun case seems extreme. The Left/Libs/Commies/Progs (BIRM × 3) are all jumping right back into their historical "truths" about race in order to make him Dat Ol' Debil!!

Weird.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 07:31 PM (V5qxr)

287 101st Airborne is being deployed to "Europe".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)

288 >>> 269 it is interesting to wnder what she got for disgracing herself
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (Q3N/0)

More like what she didn't get.

Posted by: Seth Rich at June 28, 2022 07:31 PM (llON8)

289 The real takeaway to that story, is Oklahoma apparently has a Democrat resident. Who knew?!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2022 07:31 PM (62au8)

290 Probably be a reference to Chesterton's Fence in there. And plenty of snark. We can all name names. We know who those folks are.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:24 PM (/j+eF)
===

Joe Biden's reputation as a pervert is not new or recent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 07:32 PM (EZebt)

291 He just didn't want the "drama" of all that truth.
Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 07:26 PM (5iUNf)

He was hired because he had publicly dismantled the Russian hoax. When he took office his focus was shutting down the investigation which he did post haste. What he didn't do afterwards is what was disappointing and where you are correct.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 07:32 PM (zAq90)

292 YD, Maxwell gets twenty but won't tell all in fear of a longer sentence? She's dead and like Assange that info dies with them.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:32 PM (0qX6y)

293 SMH at what's coming

The Roman elites did this for barbarians. When the barbarians took over the elite families were gone from history in 20 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

294 "Conceived by the light of a dashboard, aborted by the light of a Coleman lantern. "
Fed to the wild life...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 07:32 PM (jTmQV)

295 The real takeaway to that story, is Oklahoma apparently has a Democrat resident. Who knew?!

Oklahoma City is, after all, a major city. No part of the county is immune to the collective attitudes of those who live urban by choice.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:33 PM (/j+eF)

296 Common Tater

* Snort *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

297 Salty,

With our tech and weapons, won't take 20 years.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:33 PM (84qeE)

298 Ah, California. AG says you have to issue CC licenses to whoever wants them.Then......a list of all current CC license holders leaks. So the ability to Red flag that neighbor you don't like or the ex boyfriend who just found out has a cc license. Or you now know where the exgirlfriend who got a cc carry because she was afraid of you, lives.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:33 PM (Y+l9t)

299 "it is interesting to wonder what she got for disgracing herself"

$20 gift card from the DNC merchandise store and a bag of Skittles.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

300 *makes shakeweight motion at BSG*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

301 101st going to the EU???!!!

We suck at strategy and holding strategic reserves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

302 I know because I have a cousin that is a Democrat in OK. We don't talk politics. The Dems in OK are like Bernie Sanders voters for the most part. They think fracking causes earthquakes. It's funny because when I was a child there, there weren't any Republicans.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

303 Hundreds of Screaming Eagle Soldiers departed June 27 from Campbell Army Airfield on a nine-month deployment to Europe to assure NATO allies and deter Russian aggression in the region.

Elements of 2nd Brigade Combat Team, and 101st Headquarters and Headquarters Battalion, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), have been assigned to carry out the mission, which marks the first time the division has deployed to Europe in nearly 80 years.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (burST)

304 In 2016 I lost. jewish friend because Trump. He said he couldn’t be friend with someone who supports a Nazi. I said something like a Nazi tht ha Jewish grabd kids, that is a shiity ass Nazi dude. But you can support a party that booed Israel at their convention?To which he said that is bullshit and it never happened it’s just Fox News lies. To which I said OK let’s just part ways.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (lOrBg)

305 289 I saw a Biden sign in Sallisaw, OK. Right on the corner of "Bless His Heart Lane" and "What a 'Tard Ave".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 07:35 PM (lz5hY)

306 the funny bit in the hearings was where bennie stood in his chair and screamed "We can"t handl the truth!"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 07:35 PM (Q3N/0)

307 >> [Secret Service] are prepared to testify under oath that
>> neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never
>> lunged for the steering wheel

Does this mean that my 30 seconds of fame are over?

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 07:35 PM (uWF4x)

308 . The Dems in OK are like Bernie Sanders voters for the most part. They think fracking causes earthquakes

—-

How dare you question SCIENCE?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (lOrBg)

309 Designed expressly to give their campaign surrogates, the MFM, a headline to be milked until something better comes along.
______________

Yep, they got their headlines about Trump's "crazed" behavior, and that's what they wanted.

They know most people won't bother to ask questions, especially the kind of people who know everything they know from what they read on Twitter or see on the network news shows. They'll never hear that the agents who were actually in the car with Trump say that Cassidy's silly story never happened.

It's all about managing the message that the LIV's see, and let's face it, most voters today are LIV's. It's never about facts, or truth. It's just about the lies the left is selling to remain in power.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (MvHI3)

310 To which I said OK let’s just part ways.
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Did y'all drive off in EVs?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (84qeE)

311 The Dems in OK are like Bernie Sanders voters for the most part. They think fracking causes earthquakes.

Who knew there was so much fracking in the New Madrid area in 1811.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (/NCI4)

312 Today's J6 e-mail from my liberal neighbor:

"I hope you are tuning into the J6 Hearings today or hearing about them from your sources, Here's a summary of one of my sources" "Trump knew there would be violence. He knew e mob had weapons, He sent them to the capitol. That was all part of the plan."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (FZ2cV)

313 Mmmmmm, Skittles!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (1Yy3c)

314 The liberal responses are hilarious. These people believe that she's telling the truth and the secret service agents are lying and refusing to testify since they'll be perjuring themselves (though telling the truth won't stop dems from charging them and trying to ruin their lives) Are these people that insane that they believe this crap?

We know the Democrats whole plan though. They are going to keep putting out this nonsense and they'll claim they have enough to get Trump the day before the new Republican lead Congress is sworn in, then the Dems will shout that they would have had Trump, but the new Republican majority stopped them. It's all a show to string along thier mentally ill followers.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (msyPh)

315 Cassidy better have some Only Fans page set up cuz dat bitch is never working in politics again.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (lOrBg)

316 >>> 304 In 2016 I lost. jewish friend because Trump. He said he couldn’t be friend with someone who supports a Nazi. I said something like a Nazi tht ha Jewish grabd kids, that is a shiity ass Nazi dude. But you can support a party that booed Israel at their convention?To which he said that is bullshit and it never happened it’s just Fox News lies. To which I said OK let’s just part ways.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:34 PM (lOrBg)

Some of those types, if you had a freaking time machine and snuck them in to witness that very moment, would STILL deny it happened or at best, come up with a half-dozen excuses.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (llON8)

317 Clarence Thomas graduated from Yale Law in 1974. Hillary Clinton graduated in 1973. Their times at Yale overlapped, but it is stretching to say she "went to law school with Clarence Thomas". Given her record of lying, I doubt she even saw him there.

Posted by: timactual at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (Cmxuw)

318 Thanks for the heads up, NGU.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (84qeE)

319 Tomorrow we'll hear about the time Trump rushed the cockpit of AF1 and tried to buzz NYC.

No wait that was Barky.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (vrz2I)

320 Given her record of lying, I doubt she even saw him there.

Oh, I'm sure she did. She probably told him to carry her luggage.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (/NCI4)

321 Hundreds of Screaming Eagle Soldiers departed June 27 from Campbell Army Airfield on a nine-month deployment to Europe to assure NATO allies and deter Russian aggression in the region.

They're going to be deployed, sooner or later, as a trip-line. And if Russia doesn't take the bait, the trip-line will be pushed forward. This regime is dead set on a shooting war, one way or the other, if that's what it takes to institute FDR level controls here at home.

And now watch. I can tell you those, halfway into the shit-storm, who will write Peggy Noonan level crap about how "Our Country has called, it's time to answer" Lee Greenwood tripe.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (/j+eF)

322 Hillary thought that Clarence was a custodian at Yale.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (a4EWo)

323 Did y'all drive off in EVs?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (84qeE)

Snort.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (lOrBg)

324 "So what if Biden doesn't run?"

Wrong question, ace. What if he DOES run? Can the police state apparatus and propaganda organs track down everyone who points out he's a vegetable and hide him? Will the Democrats break into two or three parties?

If Biden is primaried, I will make sure to donate to him. His candidacy will speed up where all this is going, as would a Trump re-election, and the only circumstance under which I would vote would be if DJT ran and only for this reason. Things need to be sped up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (nMx88)

325 I hope the DoJ can get the guys from Ghost Hunters to track down the apparent spirits that were sexually assaulting Epstien's victims, since apparently not one human, besides these two, was involved.

Maxwell's ultimate defense should have been "how did i traffic girls for sex if there was no one proven to have sex with them?"

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 07:39 PM (msyPh)

326 I was behind a Tesla yesterday that had a license plate that said NoCrude. How much of that car was actually built without fossil fuels? People like that are just dumb and narcissistic.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (Y+l9t)

327 Oh joy...

@Breaking911 13m
JUST IN: The U.S. will allocate 296,000 monkeypox vaccine doses to states in the coming weeks, including 56,000 immediately - Reuters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (IEa8U)

328 I can tell you those, halfway into the shit-storm, who will write Peggy Noonan level crap about how "Our Country has called, it's time to answer" Lee Greenwood tripe.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (/j+eF)

Lee Trevino > Lee Greenwood

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

329 So I get home and I got a box from Cigar Bid.

Pack of Victor Sinclair cigars, Manowar cigarillos and Romeo Y Julieta cigarillos.

The Romeo Y Julieta's are a waste of money. Not that they're bad, but that they're tiny. Like they last maybe a couple of minutes.

Live and learn.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 07:42 PM (1Yy3c)

330 48 seconds? Ok, Superman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

331 And now watch. I can tell you those, halfway into the shit-storm, who will write Peggy Noonan level crap about how "Our Country has called, it's time to answer" Lee Greenwood tripe.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (/j+eF)

That bilge is being spilled pre-war. To prevent a nuclear war, Vlad needs to announce he's developed a really nasty strain of flu and weaponized it to use against Karens.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 07:43 PM (nMx88)

332 JUST IN: The U.S. will allocate 296,000 monkeypox vaccine doses to states in the coming weeks, including 56,000 immediately - Reuters
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This junta is determined to wipe us out.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:43 PM (84qeE)

333 People like that are just dumb and narcissistic.
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And soon to be starving.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:43 PM (84qeE)

334 Lee Trevino > Lee Greenwood

Lee Trevino was cool. He did commercials for La Quinta - a better than average, nice hotel back in the day that we used quite a bit on the road.

Dude played with an open stance. And always gave a good interview. I would have bought Lee Trevino a beer. If I was old enough to buy beer back then.

I did not like Lee Greenwood. Or Peggy Noonan.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:44 PM (/j+eF)

335 I went to law school with [Justice Thomas]. He’s been a person of grievance for as long as I have known him — resentment, grievance, anger

Yeah um, I thought black men had good reason for grievance, Ms white bread southern cracker woman. Why don't you come out and say "uppity n-word" and get it out of your system?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 07:45 PM (llsW/)

336 It's gonna be Gavin Newsom....... he is from the most populous state, dark blue politically with large GDP, he is very progressive, attractive in a gay-not-gay way that will make suburban moms all across America swoon, has young kids and an attractive wife, will be the new shiny toy on the Democrat stage full of people who run for President every four years, he is youngish, unlike almost all the other democrats and Nancy Pelosi is his aunt (well sort of... Gavin Newsom's aunt is married to Paul Pelosi's brother)..... and she'd be more than happy to clear of the stage for Gavin.

Posted by: Monica at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (5uslS)

337 332 I join the Corps, get a bunch of shots. Off to Vietnam, another series. Go to Japan, more shots. Deploy south to Vietnam, another series. Come back, get some stupid flu shot and got sick as hell. I've had enough shots.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (lz5hY)

338 Biden was a fucking vegetable in 2020, campaigning from his basement, and still "won" the election.

Of course the police state can do the same thing in 2024.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (V5qxr)

339 326 I was behind a Tesla yesterday that had a license plate that said NoCrude. How much of that car was actually built without fossil fuels? People like that are just dumb and narcissistic.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (Y+l9t)



None of it? Because ever the metal was mined by machinery running on fossil fuel. And all basically all the electricity it uses is likely from it as well.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (vMCab)

340 I went to law school with [Justice Thomas]. He’s been a person of grievance for as long as I have known him — resentment, grievance, anger

If black folks don't have a legit grievance - why are the rules tilted in their favor ?

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (/j+eF)

341
326 I was behind a Tesla yesterday that had a license plate that said NoCrude. How much of that car was actually built without fossil fuels? People like that are just dumb and narcissistic.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 28, 2022 07:40 PM (Y+l9t)

Conversely I saw an M3 plate once that said EPALOL or LOLEPA one of the two. Which I thought was clever. Also surprised it made i through the DMV since political plates are supposedly not allowed. And definitely not anti-leftist political plates. Guess nobody at the dmv was smart enough to get it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (lOrBg)

342 315 Cassidy better have some Only Fans page set up cuz dat bitch is never working in politics again.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:37 PM (lOrBg)

dos cocks aint gona blow demselves

Posted by: Cassidy at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (us2H3)

343 I hope the DoJ can get the guys from Ghost Hunters to track down the apparent spirits that were sexually assaulting Epstein's victims, since apparently not one human, besides these two, was involved.
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Ugh! Ectoplasm!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (yikp0)

344 Oh, and Gavin Newsom is running political ads on TV in FLORIDA this 4th of July weekend.

Posted by: Monica at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (5uslS)

345 Are we supposed to be happy that we are back to defending Europe again? Let them defend themselves for a change.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 07:47 PM (5HBd1)

346 Nancy Pelosi is his aunt (well sort of... Gavin Newsom's aunt is married to Paul Pelosi's brother)..... and she'd be more than happy to clear of the stage for Gavin.
Posted by: Monica at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (5uslS)


I've heard some say that isn't true. Like same name but not the actual relation.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (vMCab)

347 If black folks don't have a legit grievance - why are the rules tilted in their favor ?

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (/j+eF)

Sustained

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (dscaa)

348 A black Man angry in The early 70s? Weird.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (lOrBg)

349 How much of that car was actually built without fossil fuels?

Like 33%, maybe? I mean there are some metal parts in it, and some rubber. And of course the batteries are made of cancer causing mystery metals and Uyghr bones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 07:48 PM (llsW/)

350 Are we supposed to be happy that we are back to defending Europe again? Let them defend themselves for a change.

I've asked this, several times. Apparently, it's something about "RealPolitik". Also, being the adult in the room and understanding how things really work on the global stage.

You have to be mature to even talk about these things. To even ask the question is to disqualify yourself.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (/j+eF)

351 338 Biden was a fucking vegetable in 2020, campaigning from his basement, and still "won" the election.

Of course the police state can do the same thing in 2024.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (V5qxr)

He’ll be a single cell amoeba by 2024. Devolution the origin of idiocy.

Posted by: 7man at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (qwO6y)

352 SMH at what's coming

Those vaccines are for gay men. Take the shot, guys. What could go wrong?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

353 334 Lee Trevino, in his USMC days on Okinawa, used to hustle a few bucks playing a round of nine holes (probably a short course) using a quart beer bottle for a driver and putter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

354 Gavin Newsome looks like I expect the anti-Christ to look like.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (vrz2I)

355 Lying to Congress as a crime is a matter of dates

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

356 Newsom is definitely the best choice Dems could make. He is from central casting of what “presidential” looks like. AWFL panties would be soaked for the entire campaign. Plus to the LIVs he comes across as the guy who gets things done cuz well just look at him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (lOrBg)

357 352 SMH at what's coming

Those vaccines are for gay men. Take the shot, guys. What could go wrong?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)



Perhaps they should first consider not sticking it in every hole at the club or letting everyone stick it in theirs.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (vMCab)

358 I've asked this, several times. Apparently, it's something about "RealPolitik". Also, being the adult in the room and understanding how things really work on the global stage.

You have to be mature to even talk about these things. To even ask the question is to disqualify yourself.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (/j+eF)

Have you asked it here? Because that's not a realpolitik position. Realpolitik is about ruthlessly pursuing national interests to the exclusion of other concerns (humanitarian, agreements, internationalism). US literally has no significant interest there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (b2nrj)

359 At least someone confirms C.T. went to law school, no one has confirmed Bozo did

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

360 For that matter Kissinger (famous big Realpolitik guy) said Ukraine should basically surrender to Russia's terms, land for peace.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (b2nrj)

361 352 SMH at what's coming

Those vaccines are for gay men. Take the shot, guys. What could go wrong?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

I doubt many will go ape over getting this shot.

Posted by: 7man at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (qwO6y)

362 Notsothoreau - move forward

The real threat is China, who paid off in bribes the leaders in the Executive Branch. Esp. Hunter and Dad.

Note we are uncovering any possible defense for Taiwan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

363
He’ll be a single cell amoeba by 2024. Devolution the origin of idiocy.
Posted by: 7man


Is he not man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

364 Did y'all drive off in EVs?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 07:36 PM (84qeE)
===

And this is very funny.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (EZebt)

365 Oh goody, stick your dick in some cocksuckers ass during your bacchanalia pride month and the gov't will vaccinate you. I hope all your cocks fall off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (0qX6y)

366 Jommy Dore has been great on the Uke war, pointing out all the deep state lies and propaganda, which are then echoed on Msnbc and cnn.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:53 PM (lOrBg)

367 Look, I am okay with being the world police, slapping the wrist of scumbags who get out of line but...

lets fix things at home first, huh? Lets make sure our own house is in order before going out to fix the world. Secure the borders, fix our infrastructure, fix our crime problems in inner cities, stabilize and shore up the economy, that kind of thing.

I'm sorry Ukraine, Nigeria, all the other crappy places in the world. I know it sucks. I'm sorry Israel, I know you're surrounded by enemies. I am sorry Europe, you have a crappy united government and yeah Russia is acting like it wants to invade all its neighbors.

But we have our own problems, and we gotta fix em first okay? We're gigantically in debt and cannot afford to prop you all up any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 07:53 PM (llsW/)

368 And now watch. I can tell you those, halfway into the shit-storm, who will write Peggy Noonan level crap about how "Our Country has called, it's time to answer" Lee Greenwood tripe.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:38 PM (/j+eF)

I think that outside of the hard Left, there is very little support for this war, and opposition will harden very quickly after it begins (if it begins).

But yes, there were ALWAYS be some number of people on the Right who will support any foreign adventure, no matter how insane it is. I think it's probably because we all supported the disastrous GWoT, and a certain contingent can't come to terms with that, so they'll double down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 07:53 PM (IXpV7)

369 Lee Trevino, in his USMC days on Okinawa, used to hustle a few bucks playing a round of nine holes (probably a short course) using a quart beer bottle for a driver and putter.

According to Harvey Penick, Lee Trevino won his first minor tournament on the PGA and promptly said to the field "Nice hustle you have here."

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:53 PM (/j+eF)

370 Who knew Trump would leave office like such a loser?

Oh well, Heinz sight is 2020!!

Heh heh heh
Honk honk

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (qdRGj)

371 I bet Inslee runs again, to get a bunch of cash if nothing else.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (5HBd1)

372 Gavin Newsome looks like I expect the anti-Christ to look like.

Yeah he is pretty much Damien in the Omen without the creepy soundtrack

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 07:54 PM (llsW/)

373 367 Christopher R Taylor

^^^^^
This.

Deep State: There is no money for me in doing that sensible thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

374 I never understood those people that would talk about US colonialism. China practices real colonialism. They move their nationals into a country and run it. And I always knew they would not be nice people to be subservient to.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (5HBd1)

375 This guy is gonna ruin clowns for me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (aaGzp)

376 G7 announced a $600b infrastructure bullshit deal of which Biden chipped in $200b. $600b in lure graft and nobody blinks an eye in the msm.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (lOrBg)

377 We *can't* be the world police when all "we" are is a bunch of corrupt cocksucking bastards. I'm for sending nobody to anywhere ever again. Not that I was for anything *but* turning places to glass in the first place. But it's not an option because it's not nearly as profitable as endless bullshit.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:56 PM (dscaa)

378 China practices real colonialism. They move their nationals into a country and run it.

I am sure the Confucius Centers at US colleges are working over time to spin this as some UN outreach or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (llsW/)

379 Boffo seems to be just killing time while waiting for his Monkey Pox vaccine.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (a4EWo)

380 353 334 Lee Trevino, in his USMC days on Okinawa, used to hustle a few bucks playing a round of nine holes (probably a short course) using a quart beer bottle for a driver and putter.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

he used to play out at Tennison Golf course in Dallas when I was a kid

I caddy for him a few times, which means I carried his bag and goffered

and I have watched him hustle duffers with a bottle but it was a family size coke bottle

he also played all comers with only 7 iron, sometimes a 5 iron

he also had an adjustable iron

Posted by: Cassidy at June 28, 2022 07:57 PM (us2H3)

381
You guys were officers ?
I never knew that......
Posted by: JT
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No. Sergeant Majors rarely laugh in the face of officers. Behind their backs, quite a bit....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (J+KYX)

382 The whole point to the EU was to be a competitor to the US. With that many member states, they can handle their own defense

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

383 I hope all your cocks fall off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 07:52 PM (0qX6y)

Would save a lot of them the trouble of the surgery.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (dscaa)

384 Have you asked it here?

Red, honestly, how far back do you go ? This is what gets tired to me. Nobody remembers "whatever it takes for that officer to get home at night". Nobody remembers that applied to the military. Nobody seems to remember that when applied to the War on Drugs.

Hell - nobody seems to remember the collective cheer when dudes were being pulled off airplanes, just because they didn't give up their seat.

I see the same nics. They just pretend they never said the things they said.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (/j+eF)

385 Notsothoreau - move forward

Those people are profoundly uneducated, deliberately. The history and dictionary definitions are out there. They exist, for now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

386 LOL hey there DDS!!!

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 07:59 PM (dscaa)

387 Main guiding force behind US foreign policy in the past few decades has been Wilsonianism for the most part.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 07:59 PM (b2nrj)

388 With that many member states, they can handle their own defense

Indeed. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, I called for the US to shut NATO down and leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (llsW/)

389 naturalfake

Tulsi Gabbard talks a good game for a SOROS acolyte. She is the Dems best shot, but maybe not corrupt enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

They hate her because either she still likes America or she's a better liar than them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

390 China practices real colonialism. They move their nationals into a country and run it.

—-

Virtually ignored by the media, but remember how Italy had a huge explosion of Corona cases early on? And it was like Italy? How the hell did that happen? Well because in Northern Italy there are hundreds of thousands of Chinese workers in the fashion industry who go back and forth between China and Italy. That’s how.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (lOrBg)

391 What's red and bad for walls?

Donny's ketchup!!

Heh heh heh
Honk honk

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (qdRGj)

392 There's an interesting book, "White Lotus" by John Hersey. The Chinese win and they take slaves from the US. The book follows one woman through those times, up to their own civil rights period. I'm surprised it hasn't been banned yet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (5HBd1)

393 380 Was it Lee Trevino who said anytime they shut down because of lightning, just hold up a 1 Iron because even God can't hit with one?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (lz5hY)

394 Tulsi Gabbard talks a good game for a SOROS acolyte.

I don't think she is.

She talks like a Classical Liberal. And she's intellectually consistent.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:02 PM (/j+eF)

395 I see the same nics. They just pretend they never said the things they said.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 07:58 PM (/j+eF)

Well I've been around for the Ukraine thing, and it's weird as hell and definitionally wrong to identify the pro-Ukraine intervention side as realpolitik-based. Arguments for have been ideological and humanitarian(also international law which realpolitik considers a joke).

If I'd been seeing someone claiming the realpolitik view backed intervention here I'd have been arguing against them. Kissinger as I noted above came down on the other side. Most realpolitik thinkers favor aligning with Russia against China.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:02 PM (b2nrj)

396 Indeed. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, I called for the US to shut NATO down and leave.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:00 PM (llsW/)

Yup, and think what would've happened... With Russia prostrate, the EC/EU guns up, and handles their own damned Ukraine problem (if it even came to pass in the first place).

But, how would that benefit people who donate to campaigns?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:03 PM (IXpV7)

397 I mean, how many hundreds of billions of dollars a year would we save by not having all those bases in Europe, "defending" them from the nonexistent Soviet Union?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (llsW/)

398 I join the Corps, get a bunch of shots. Off to Vietnam, another series. Go to Japan, more shots. Deploy south to Vietnam, another series. Come back, get some stupid flu shot and got sick as hell. I've had enough shots.
Posted by: bill
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On the upside, one of them was almost certainly for the plague, I know that I got one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 08:04 PM (J+KYX)

399 I mean, how many hundreds of billions of dollars a year would we save by not having all those bases in Europe, "defending" them from the nonexistent Soviet Union?

Wish we could wind the blog back to the Romney election. And the same loud folks weigh in on this topic. Because it was heresy back then.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/j+eF)

400 Once More With Feeling

Tulsi Gabbard is a member of Young Global Leaders, Class of 2015, and knows Klaus Schwab.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

401 Bribe'em's 2020 strategy was brilliant, No sound bites, no rebuttals and no policy choice except the green bullshit that was on the ascendency from aoc and the progs.

We chide him for hiding in the basement and that was the very best thing he could have done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (0qX6y)

402 Christopher R Taylor

Transfer payments like Welfare are a much bigger slice of the budget.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

403 397 Hey, those bases kept the economy going. I remember Viet water buffs getting hit by a truck and the family collecting dough. From what I've heard, our NATO allies had that stuff down to an art form. He hit my mailbox, I want 1000 marks. Here you go, Fritz.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (lz5hY)

404 Tulsi Gabbard is a member of Young Global Leaders, Class of 2015, and knows Klaus Schwab.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)


And the Bush Clan know ... whomever. I don't care.

If I'm choosing between a Bush, or Gabbard ? I'll take Gabbard.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (/j+eF)

405 Christopher R Taylor

20 Trillion on Welfare alone. For what?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

406 "the media, which are just Democrats with lower back tattoos and untreated herpes"

Look, Ace, I know you've got a reputation for sassiness and being a bit abrasive, but this is really going too far.

I think you should apologize to whores everywhere for that characterization of the media.

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (LGfjK)

407 Because it was heresy back then.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/j+eF)

Russia is no more a rival to the US than I am to the Colorado Avalanche. That was ridiculous. Even if they were capable (they're not), they have no motive to be our enemy.

As always - Romney was full of shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:08 PM (IXpV7)

408 I mean, how many hundreds of billions of dollars a year would we save by not having all those bases in Europe, "defending" them from the nonexistent Soviet Union?

Wish we could wind the blog back to the Romney election. And the same loud folks weigh in on this topic. Because it was heresy back then.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/j+eF)

Jeez dude, even if true that was ten years ago. You need to let things go.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (eoQWY)

409 20 Trillion on Welfare alone. For what?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Hey, votes don't come cheap!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (J+KYX)

410 The guy that plays the bishop in Caddyshack

yeah, the guy who gets hit by a lightning bolt

also played Marc Antony in the 1934 version of Cleopatra with Claudette Colbert

now that's a long carrer

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

411 "Now is her moment."

Because she can finally beat the senile old man?
Way to set a high bar, man.

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2022 08:10 PM (LGfjK)

412 Russia is no more a rival to the US than I am to the Colorado Avalanche.

My odds of getting shot by a Putin paid merc or Russian ? Less than my odds of getting shot by a Fed.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:10 PM (/j+eF)

413 Jeez dude, even if true that was ten years ago. You need to let things go.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 08:09 PM (eoQWY)


No. Because people need to remember. That's how we got here. People listening to the wrong, loud people.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (/j+eF)

414 As to who could be the replacement for Joe Biden?
I'll go ahead and say it:
They should run the current governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2022 08:11 PM (LGfjK)

415 Gabbard knows the right things to say like all the Republican "Tea Partiers". Rubio was a Tea Partier.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (dscaa)

416 Nood Cafe

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

417 The funny part was when Obama said the 80s called and want their foreign policy back, he was right... And then proceeded to instigate and agitate against Russia across Eastern Europe and Central Asia like he was the Dulles Brothers' retarded little sibling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (IXpV7)

418 Gabbard knows the right things to say like all the Republican "Tea Partiers". Rubio was a Tea Partier.

As Milton Friedman said, Government is solid when it makes the wrong people do the right thing out of self preservation.

Does it make you feel better when a slick dressed, morally upright Mitt Romney screws you ? It shouldn't. I'll take the Tulsi Gabbard, or Sinema, or whomever, that votes scared to simply keep their job.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (/j+eF)

419 417 The funny part was when Obama said the 80s called and want their foreign policy back, he was right... And then proceeded to instigate and agitate against Russia across Eastern Europe and Central Asia like he was the Dulles Brothers' retarded little sibling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 08:13 PM (IXpV7)

Apparently what he meant was that the US was too passive during the Cold War what with detente and all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 08:16 PM (b2nrj)

420 Does it make you feel better when a slick dressed, morally upright Mitt Romney screws you ? It shouldn't. I'll take the Tulsi Gabbard, or Sinema, or whomever, that votes scared to simply keep their job.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 08:15 PM (/j+eF)

No but although I liked Mitt in 08 I was pretty sick of him by 12.

I just don't wanna be screwed by anyone and Tulsi's D tells me everything I need to know. Mind you I hate 98.8% of R's.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (dscaa)

421 It's gonna be Gavin Newsom....... has young kids and an attractive wife,

Posted by: Monica at June 28, 2022 07:46 PM (5uslS)

"Attractive wife" is another way to say "beard".

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2022 08:30 PM (LGfjK)

422 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2022 08:01 PM (lz5hY)

I was there at the Western Open in 1974 about 100 feet from Trevino when he got struck by lightning.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 28, 2022 08:31 PM (Spr0s)

423 Perhaps they should first consider not sticking it in every hole at the club or letting everyone stick it in theirs.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 07:51 PM (vMCab)

Is that comment about monkey pox or Lee Trevino?

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2022 08:34 PM (LGfjK)

424 Interestingly enuf - in the first years post RvW there wasn’t an downturn in abortion-related deaths. Is the whole “womens r goin’ to dieeeee!” Meme reality based? Just read an article from a (admittedly pro-life) Obgyn where he relates in 45+ years of practice he’s never seen a case where a patient died either from a “back-alley” procedure pre-RvW being denied regular treatment for a problematic pregnancy.

Also - the presidential limos are armored up substantially - including permanent barrier between front and back seats. The whole Paul Bunyan story of Trump lunging to assault his driver and grab the wheel from the backseat is a fever Dream fabrication. An obvious one.

Posted by: BobM at June 28, 2022 09:30 PM (YOycR)

425 Ace item #1: About two Mossad agents

Ace item #2: Jake Tapper, Jew, hates America

Ace item #3: Antisemitism is rampant on the left, amirite?

Posted by: Tonay Tonay Tonay at June 29, 2022 03:59 AM (SKkKl)

426 "at Cinnabon's"
That right there is where I lost the ability to breathe.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 04:43 AM (0ixKl)

Voicemail Proves That Joe Biden Did Speak To Hunter Biden About His Business Dealings, Specifically With His Dealings With The Man Hunter Biden Himself Identifies as "The Spy Chief of China"

In a way, this is just redundant -- we already know that Joe Biden had most of Hunter Biden's business partners, and Joe Biden's intended business partners, over at the White House for meetings and photo ops.

And that he had lunch with Hunter's shady Russian and Ukranian business partners.

It's always been a lie that he never talked to Hunter about this. We know from Hunter's emails that Joe and Hunter insisted that no one ever mention "the Big Guy" as involved in these dealings, even as 10% was being set aside for Joe Biden, to be held by Hunter, so it couldn't be directly connected to Joe Biden.

We know this.

But we are required to prove and re-prove that which is already proven, I guess, while the left and NeverTrump continue babbling about Trump being a trained Spetznaz Financial Commando.


So here we go again.


EXCLUSIVE: 'I think you're clear': VOICEMAIL from Joe Biden to Hunter about NY Times report on his Chinese business dealings proves he DID speak to his son about his relationship with criminal dubbed the 'spy chief of China'

Joe Biden called Hunter in December 2018 saying he wanted to talk to him after reading a New York Times story about Hunter's dealings with the Chinese oil giant CEFC

Files on Hunter's abandoned laptop previously disclosed by DailyMail.com show that he struck a deal with the Chinese company worth millions of dollars

The Times' 2018 story pointed out CEFC's chairman Ye Jianming had been arrested in China and his lieutenant Patrick Ho had been convicted of bribery

Hunter accidentally recorded himself referring to Ho as the 'spy chief of China'

After seeing the story online, Joe called Hunter and left a voicemail

'I thought the article released online, it's going to be printed tomorrow in the Times, was good. I think you're clear,' Joe said in the voicemail

Clear of what?

That's something criminals say, you know?


The message flies in the face of the president's repeated denials that he ever discussed Hunter's overseas business dealings with his son

By JOSH BOSWELL


President Joe Biden spoke with Hunter about his business dealings with a Chinese criminal his son dubbed the 'spy chief of China,' a voicemail to his son reveals.

The president has repeatedly denied personally and through his press secretary that he ever talked about Hunter's foreign business with his Hunter -- despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Now, in a voicemail left on Hunter's iPhone, the evidence has come from POTUS' own mouth.

Joe called Hunter on December 12, 2018 saying that he wanted to talk to him after reading a New York Times story about Hunter's dealings with the Chinese oil giant CEFC.

Files on Hunter's abandoned laptop previously disclosed by DailyMail.com show that he struck a deal with the Chinese company worth millions of dollars after touting his family connections.

The Times' 2018 story pointed out CEFC's chairman Ye Jianming had been arrested in China and his top lieutenant Patrick Ho had been convicted in the US for bribing African officials to help Iran evade oil sanctions.

Oh, is that what Joe Biden meant that Hunter was "clear of," as far as the New York Times article went?


It revealed that Ye had met with Hunter at a Miami hotel in 2017 to discuss 'a partnership to invest in American infrastructure and energy deals.'


The Times' 2018 story pointed out CEFC's chairman Ye Jianming had been arrested in China and his lieutenant Patrick Ho(right) had been convicted in the US of bribery.

The Times reported that when Ho was arrested, he called Joe's brother Jim Biden -- who told the newspaper that he believed the call was meant for Hunter.

The Gray Lady said it was 'unclear whether Hunter Biden struck any business deals with CEFC', not knowing at the time the depths of his connections with his Chinese business partners.

After seeing the story online, Joe called Hunter and left a voicemail.

'Hey pal, it's Dad. It's 8:15 on Wednesday night. If you get a chance just give me a call. Nothing urgent. I just wanted to talk to you,' he said.

'I thought the article released online, it's going to be printed tomorrow in the Times, was good. I think you're clear. And anyway if you get a chance give me a call, I love you.'

The message flies in the face of the president's repeated denials that he ever discussed Hunter's overseas business dealings with his son.

Oh, and this is a minor story in the pile of Biden Crime Family corruption: Joe Biden "unwittingly" paid for Hunter's Whores.

Unwittingly, sure, unwittingly.

Joe Biden inadvertently financed his son Hunter's dalliances with a Russia-linked escort ring, according to a report Monday.

President Biden wired his 52-year-old son $100,000 to help him pay bills from December 2018 through January 2019, the Washington Examiner reported, citing records from a laptop Hunter Biden left behind at a computer repair shop in Delaware.

Hunter Biden, meanwhile, had spent more than $30,000 on sex workers between November 2018 and March 2019, records show -- including many linked to Russia-based email addresses and connected to an "exclusive model agency" called UberGFE, the outlet reported.

Lot of commingling of funds between the sitting Vice President and the whoremonger crackhead bagman he sent to collect donations from foreign spies and gangsters.

Almost as if the family was collecting up its overseas graft money into one common pot all controlled by "The Big Guy."

Joe Biden wired Hunter $5,000 while his son was "actively engaged" with one escort and was also convinced to send another $20,000 to pay for his stay at a New York drug rehabilitation program that never came to fruition, according to the report.


My friend Madison told me that her friend Britney told me that Jason said that Toby said that Joe Biden sent Hunter Biden out to collect money from Chinese spy chiefs and corrupt Ukranian government officials and Russian gangsters and to build up a huge nest-egg for the Biden family of money looted from foreign criminals and despots, all with the assistance of Joe Biden, with 10% expressly earmarked for him, but with all parties agreeing that "The Big Guy's" name would never be mentioned, the way you'd never mention the mafia don.

But I don't think we'll see any hearings about that. Even if the GOP wins the congressional elections.

Below, the voicemail of Joe Biden wanting to talk about the business deal with the chief spy of China.

Below, Biden's wondering where he is.


Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze


YOU take YOUR seat.

That's a reference to this series of embarrassingly-detailed instructions written out for this sad puppet at a recent appearance.

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Next time someone tries to tell you Joe Biden isnt a geriatric nursing home patient trapped in the White House, show them this.

He needs a notecard with step by step directions telling him what to do, including "YOU take YOUR seat".

This is beyond embarrassing.

youtakeyourseat.jfif

18 You shit YOUR pants. YOUR pants!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 05:35 PM (F9322)

2 Uncle "Leo" Biden, "I'm old, I get confused!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 28, 2022 05:35 PM (c+XL5)

3 But Trump said Pussy!

Norms are restored!

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 05:35 PM (F9322)

4 But unlike a call to Ukraine, this isn't an impeachable thing.

-GoPe

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 05:36 PM (F9322)

5 Yeah, but Trump threw a plate !!!

Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at June 28, 2022 05:36 PM (bs+z0)

6 That was, like, three or four days ago man!

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 05:37 PM (VJsqe)

7 But, but, but Trump reached way over so that his belly was over the divide of the car seat and he trying to steer the car so that he could run an insurrection!!!!! My friend's brother's sister's old baby sitter told me so!

Posted by: Cassidy confidante at June 28, 2022 05:37 PM (FZ2cV)

8 Norms restored! Doddering confused old man shows the world just how confused and doddering he is!

No mean tweets at 11!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 28, 2022 05:37 PM (5pTK/)

9 Yeah, but Trump threw a plate !!!
Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at June 28, 2022 05:36 PM (bs+z0)
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Piker.

Posted by: Hillary at June 28, 2022 05:39 PM (5pTK/)

10 Ace should set up a poll around the midterm election for how quickly will McConnell and McCarthy talk about working with Biden. The next day? within a week? before December?

And those will be the only options because we know they will do it and it will be that quick. Because they are as corrupt as him.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 05:39 PM (vMCab)

11 The "media" will not mention this... It's all "Trump attacked a SS agent and threw a plate at the wall !" By the way.. F' Bret Baier.. He says this "testimony " today was worse than Watergate

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 05:39 PM (bs+z0)

12 Reminds me of the old mafia dons who are too decrepit to testify at their own trials "I-sa sick. I gotta da bronkite."

Posted by: Regular joe at June 28, 2022 05:40 PM (nnp+f)

13 Hey Dad! Would you buy me a whore for Christmas. And some snow too, please? I been a good boy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 05:40 PM (QSjkU)

14 America: Now running on inertia and drug fumes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 05:40 PM (aXxgO)

15 Cheese it, the cops!

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

16 Out: Trump fighting for control of a limo/suburban/whatthefuckever

Also out: Biden fighting for control of a bicycle


Way out: Biden fighting for control of his bowels

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 05:41 PM (VYjdj)

17 We are in the very best of hands!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 05:41 PM (jTmQV)

18 You shit YOUR pants. YOUR pants!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 05:41 PM (C35Jn)

19 I am curious if Biden even knows how much shit has been pinned on him or how many people spit on the ground after saying his name. There has to be some kind of protective bubble around him or is he so far gone that this doesn't even affect him.

Posted by: pawn at June 28, 2022 05:41 PM (wsHtO)

20 Babylon Bee Slicing and Dicing:

https://tinyurl.com/2p853mhn




Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (C35Jn)

21 10 Ace should set up a poll around the midterm election for how quickly will McConnell and McCarthy talk about working with Biden. The next day? within a week? before December?

And those will be the only options because we know they will do it and it will be that quick. Because they are as corrupt as him.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 05:39 PM (vMCab)

How about before the end of summer, to show they can get along and also to avoid being in power and having to pretend there is still no way to block the Dem agenda without also having the White House.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (F9322)

22 The Biden family may be compromised by the Chinese spy agency, but TRUMP TRIED TO GRAB THE STEERing WHEEL!! OMG

-Brett Baier, AKA Stephen Hayes' Bottom Guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (VF4WI)

23 And then Trump jumped from the back of the limo, his body amazingly spry from snorting the bodies of dead fetus’s of BIPOC, grabbing the wheel from the secret service agent and gunning it toward the Capitol. He wanted that riot, he needed that riot. Without the brave patriots in the car we would be in a constitutional crisis right now with our gov taken over by trumpists and the shamen. I don’t care about Biden being a criminal, no more mean tweets and our norms are restored

Posted by: AllahPundit at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (rzoWe)

24 But we are required to prove and re-prove that which is already proven, I guess, while the left and NeverTrump continue babbling about Trump being a trained Spetznaz Financial Commando.

Thats the mistake. This idea that if you prove it two or three times maybe people will finally believe it.

Thats the JackStraw Fallacy. That is simply not how reality works.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Jtj4f)

25 Meanwhile, Hunter gets a job as a driving instructor...

Posted by: Vishnupundit at June 28, 2022 05:44 PM (VYjdj)

26 How about before the end of summer, to show they can get along and also to avoid being in power and having to pretend there is still no way to block the Dem agenda without also having the White House.
Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (F9322)


Nah, that will be them announcing that impeachment is not on the table.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2022 05:44 PM (vMCab)

27 Hey! Wait! I'm not finished! Did I tell you about the time Don Jr. grabbed me by the p&$$%?

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 05:44 PM (uWF4x)

28 Allahpundit talks like a fag an his shit is all retarded, and pushed in.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (QSjkU)

29 "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul" feature an actor who plays a Mexican crime boss, who, due to a stroke sits in a wheel chair with a little bell which he rings, once for yes, twice for no.
And he runs an entire criminal enterprise.
So, Joe's got a ways to go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (jTmQV)

30 I still wonder what the instructions are when he goes to the crapper.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (TgBWG)

31 The minute the Republicans take the house and Senate they should put together a 1 party committee to look in to Joe Biden's ties to the leaders in communist China. Make every one of these pictures, videos and voice mail play off the congressional record.

Thus will accomplish two things, showing the world that Biden (and almost the whole democratic party) is in the pocket of China, and it'll be a warning to China that their US elected spies are no longer safe.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (J9KXc)

32
A reporter asked Brandon today for his opinion of his new press secretary. "Well, she is clean and articulate and is only filling in until I can swear her in to the Supreme Court."

Posted by: Jast the Facts at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (yxWuV)

33 Yeah, but Trump threw a plate !!!

But the really amazing thing is that a table can be set with dishes and he can pul outl the tablecloth without a plate falling. If he doesn't run for President again he's going to have a magic act like the gay guys-Seifried and Roy (only Trump's not gay). It will feature lions an also and also have Melania as his assistant .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 05:46 PM (FZ2cV)

34 If the dems were unable to lie, they'd be rendered mute.

The Biden Fraudulency is likely the worst (or best) at prevarication.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2022 05:46 PM (KATBx)

35 I not only grabbed the wheel, I was banging two chicks at the time.

#TrumpUpton2024

Posted by: President Donald Trump at June 28, 2022 05:46 PM (kCuqt)

36 together a 1 party committee to look in to Joe Biden's ties to the leaders in communist China. Make every one of these pictures, videos and voice mail play off the congressional record.

Thus will accomplish two things, showing the world that Biden (and almost the whole democratic party) is in the pocket of China, and it'll be a warning to China that their US elected spies are no longer safe.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 05:45 PM (J9KXc)

*Gasp*

Over my dead body That's not who we are.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, made in China at June 28, 2022 05:47 PM (F9322)

37 Look we're tied up trying to track down the very elusive SCOTUS opinion leaker. Right after that we'll be all over Hunter and Joey B. Promise.

Posted by: FBI at June 28, 2022 05:47 PM (/FzoP)