The Morning Rant

"As I ranted on Monday, with Pelosi walking around in an impeachment skin and demanding respect, she doesn't seem to know (or care) that her fellow Democrats haven't impeached Trump. Instead, they've impeached impeachment.

"The Democrats have completely diluted 'impeachment' down to nothing. It's not going to be Trump's presidency that has an asterisk, it will be impeachment itself.

"Remember this, next time they try to pretend they were “prayerfully” or “reluctantly” impeaching Donald Trump. They weren’t.

"It's just like the Iran deal. There was never any deal. There was no vote in the Senate, no treaty produced, Iran didn't sign anything. It was just the Obama administration trying to appease the crazed mullahs. They wanted an agreement with the force of a treaty even though one was never signed. Because that requires hard work and a Senate vote.

"Just like an actual impeachment trial requires actual crimes, actual evidence, and actual witnesses, none of which the Democrats actually have. With this trifecta of suck the only thing they've got going for them, their strategy appears to be simply demanding that the impeachment be settled by a summary judgement and a complete restoration of the status quo ante, i.e. Trump gone, and a return to the unquestioned comfortable corruption, incompetence without consequence, and inexorable march toward some sort of shabby socialism and a diminished America where prices are high, gains are low, and Jim Acosta is taken seriously as a journalist."

New Impeachment Video 🚨: The Senate Exists for Moments Like This #HoldTheLine pic.twitter.com/k1Bif5M2JR
— The Senate Majority (@NRSC) January 21, 2020

Smartest Guy In The Room Beclowns Self, Doubles Down:

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Early Candidate, Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2020

Dumbness level = 825 millikohns

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Monday's Celebs: Most everyone recognized British actor Basil Rathbone, and when I went looking for a female celeb to pair him with, I found Sigrid Gurie, whom I had never heard of before. But they were together in the movie The Adventures of Marco Polo (193.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

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Praises:
Yudhishthira's Dice and girlfriend had their baby. Baby is small, 4 lbs., but can breathe on her own. (YD thanks people for prayers) Will be in NIC for at least another month. Prayers for healing and strength for baby and mom and continued wisdom for doctors.
Bye Gone’s daughter, Addie, had brain surgery for tumor. Surgery was a success, a miracle, praise God. Out of the hospital last Thursday coming home from Johns Hopkins. Bye Gone thanks everyone for their prayers.

Prayer and continuing prayer requests:
DB Cooper-Having intestinal surgery Thursday, Prayer for a successful treatment and recovery.
Fenelon’s organist has boot after having broken ankle. Doing better but needs continued healing so she can give glory to God through her music.
Witch Doctor, prayers for continued healing from depression and suicidal ideation.
Jean, friend of Lady L, has mantle cell lymphoma, which has become active and is difficult to treat. Prayers for healing and wisdom and skill for doctors.
Allison, mid 30’s, new mom, had stroke, needs healing.
Baby Elijah, son of notsothoreau’s co-worker, is on oxygen support in ICU. If breathing doesn’t get better may have to put oxygen tube in his lungs, other son Tylor, was running night fevers and throwing up and may need to be on oxygen as well. Both has asthma. Prayers for healing.
Horus Hearsay, needs healing and pain removal for 2 herniated discs.
Michelle’s son Ian recovering, after a bad accident. Need for stents to hold. Still having nightmares. Doing much better but needs more healing and ability to sleep peacefully. Needs recovery from PTSD for being in ICU so long. Also, mom needs healing for high blood pressure and issues with peripheral pain.
Baldy’s mom in hospital with bleeding. May have to have colon removed.
Barbara, Fenelon’s congregant, needs healing from recurrent cancer

Military Issues:
Prayer for safety of troops in Middle East.
Jane Doh’s husband’s office manager and friend, Theresa, single mom. Her son was deployed to Middle East and she is frantic.

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Ralph has new baby daughter but was downsized from job. Is getting a BA in business but needs job so he can support his girl or a financial blessing for school.
Hrothgar, sister-in-law is in serious debt, but H. cannot bail her out, but worries about her health and living conditons. He needs wisdom and strength as he deals with these matters ethically and practically.
Kallisto needs a job.
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Donna&&&& was having job interviews.
And anyone else who is looking for a job and needs prayer.

Requests for continued prayers:
12/8-MyLifeisInsanity- Caring for mom with dementia, Husband had non cancerous tumor in brain and having seizures . Prayers for healing from radiation, graceful acceptance of medical situation, clear path through financial questions and difficulties after losing job as a semi driver of 25 years. Boss has been very nice and husband has another lesser paying job, but has to make a decision about retiring, looking into disability or staying with company at another position. Prayers for strength for MLIS too.
12/8 Chavez the hugo- Wife blew out knee. Continued healing
12/8 Cheribebe-Has cancer, is also caring for elderly mother just diagnosed with cancer and dad who is also ill. Needs spiritual uplift and healing
12/8 MAB asked for prayers former co-worker who is a recovering addict. He was just laid off. Need recovery and new job.
12/8 Sock_rat_eez-Colonoscapy continued recovery from surgery
12/8 McKinley B, 5 month old baby diagnosed with brain cancer, needs healing
12/18 Prayers for family for comfort and strength for rhenninginTX, uncle died, prayers for comfort and strength for family.
1/1 Lizzie’s son has appointment with cardiologist this week. Blood oxygen stats being down, so he may need major heart surgery. Prayers for skill and wisdom for doctors and complete healing.
1/16 ibguy’s mother in law was still recovering from car accident. Recently took a turn for the worse. Prayers for healing.
1/17 Lady L reports that SlapWeasel doesn’t have cancer (Fenelon says: “That was my error; Sorry”, but is in need of a liver transplant and was probably going into the hospital Monday of this week for liver disease. He is also caring for parents, both of whom have health and senility issues. Would like prayers for brother and parents too please
1/20 Vn Redleg after prostate surgery is entering 5th of 8 weeks of radiation therapy on pelvic bed to reach lymph node cancer. Next has Lupron shot and next PSA blood test February 6. He thanks everybody for their prayers.
1/20 Agitator’s fishing buddy of 35 years died on operating table. Prayers for comfort for family and friends.
1/22-Sunny Dee was being induced this morning to have a caesarian section. Prayers for baby and mom and husband looking after their toddler.

Other ongoing prayer needs:
-OldDog’sinMo’s wife for healing from cancer,
-For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live.
-USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.
-Pooky and Pooky’s girl have had a major setback in the process to become adoptive parents. Pooky’s former therapist refused to sign the recommendation form, and now their social worker wants them to withdraw from the program. They ask for prayers as they try to figure out how to move forward.
-ibguy requests prayers for healing for Jenna, the daughter of a friend and colleague, a wonderful young mother with a very serious case of MS.
-ibguy also requests prayers for healing and a return to childhood for Elena, the grand-niece of a co-worker. Elena is a 2 ½ year old girl with serious cancer/tumor, who has been in a hospital most of her life.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.
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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Potstickers:

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Potstickers recipe here.

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Comments

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1 first?

Posted by: Trust your leaders at January 22, 2020 11:17 AM (P0MEW)

2 Sponge

Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:17 AM (ilTjN)

3 second

Posted by: Trust your leaders at January 22, 2020 11:17 AM (P0MEW)

4 Miranda Otto
Karl Urban

Eowyn and Eomer From LOTR

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (q80AH)

5 meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (d7Ww2)

6 I will nood

Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (ilTjN)

7 In before the guy who says it begins.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (aGp+D)

8 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (Jk+3L)

9 Miranda Otto from LOTR, and Karl Urban!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)

10 Don't know who she is, but she's pretty.

I love redheads.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)

11 Willowed.

463
Wuhan Update.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7915845

10,000 cases in Wuhan (estimated).

Hubei Government says 526 diagnosed cases and 17 deaths.

Same infection mechanism as SARS:

https://tinyurl.com/vqbp3a4

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (XzVUd)

12 Miranda Otto and Karl Urban, both in Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

13 Urban was in LOTR?

Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

14 10 Don't know who she is, but she's pretty.

I love redheads.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)

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No, you may not meet Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (q80AH)

15 Miranda Otto
Karl Urban

Eowyn and Eomer From LOTR
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020

*
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Missed it by *that* much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (Ejm1K)

16 Monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (muI26)

17 13 Urban was in LOTR?
Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

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Eomer, nephew to Theoden, brother to Eowyn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (q80AH)

18 Top 20? ish

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (CIEsd)

19 Just like an actual impeachment trial requires actual crimes, actual evidence, and actual witnesses, none of which the Democrats actually have. With this trifecta of suck the only thing they've got going for them, their strategy appears to be simply demanding that the impeachment be settled by a summary judgement and a complete restoration of the status quo ante, i.e. Trump gone, and a return to the unquestioned comfortable corruption, incompetence without consequence, and inexorable march toward some sort of shabby socialism and a diminished America where prices are high, gains are low, and Jim Acosta is taken seriously as a journalist.

That right there is pure poetry, OM. Carve it in granite and erect a monument outside of Congress. Send a blurry snapshot of it Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (I2dne)

20 Read the content.
Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

21 13 Urban was in LOTR?
Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

I want to say he was Eomir? The dude that was the leader of the riders of Rohan.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

22 She played the role of Eowin in "Lord of the Rings."

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (DBGf/)

23 It is a parade of dolts on TV... aka normal.

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (JMDly)

24 Florida construction worker fatally stabs his 'Trump-loving boss' during a political argument

https://is.gd/z4VmCh

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (BeYX8)

25 13 Urban was in LOTR?
Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

The scenes in Minas Tirith were urban

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

26 "Jack, you should investigate."

I can't even. This flabby little man-child must have been pantsed, wedgied, purple-nurpled and swirlied on a daily basis when he was a real child, and for obvious good reason.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (XN+hF)

27 "Nood" they said.

"Continue reading" they said.

"Who dis" they said.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (QLPEO)

28 That tweet is actually frightening.

People now ACCEPT "Presumption of Guilt" as the standard.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (sm6Pk)

29 Joe Lockhart: Sooper jeanyus

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

30 Top 30?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (ZMw8e)

31 Hi kids... Ready for another fun day in the Senate?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (6XlcD)

32 Read the content.
Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Jukin

Didn't and I still didn't get in before #8.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (Jk+3L)

33 I have never had potstickers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (sjdRT)

34 I like both Who Dis folks. I'll refrain from commenting on LoTR movie.

Miranda is very cute, and Karl Urban is one of the coolest guys out there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (xPJvm)

35
Lawanda Page and Jimmy Page

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (kw5n8)

36

Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (JYVw2)

37 28 That tweet is actually frightening.

People now ACCEPT "Presumption of Guilt" as the standard.
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (sm6Pk)

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Well, looks like it's time to lay some baseless accusations against him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (q80AH)

38 I want to say he was Eomir? The dude that was the leader of the riders of Rohan.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

Eomer, but yes, you're right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (EcqY2)

39 Florida construction worker fatally stabs his 'Trump-loving boss' during a political argument

https://is.gd/z4VmCh

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (BeYX

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Trump's climate of hate has taken another victim. Thankfully this was not a black man... as usual.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

40 Schiff was doin' a riff when he mentioned the "Nixon Impeachment"....I quit watching.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

41 Also, I am going to go out on a limb and assume the "Crypto King" went to college and/or has never been outside a giant city with communist control. You have to completely and fundamentally misunderstand rights vis-a-vis the state and get obligations and responsibilities 100% backwards to arrive at such a short statement that demonstrates such ignorance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (I2dne)

42 No, you may not meet Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (q80AH)

Actually, that would be the best thing to happen to you. I make Rondo Hatton look like Cary Grant.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

43 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"

HOLY SH#T that is sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

44 I'm amused that the measure of idiocy in Kohns has stuck around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ae8bS)

45 Prayers up horde.

Karl Urban, handsome and funny.

Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (mFoNl)

46 Not seeing movie because blonde girl is unattractive; short brunette is meh and looks geeky; and tall hottie in the middle doesn't get nekkid.

Duh.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE!!! at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (XXwO0)

47 Karl Urban has always amazed me. He started off playing Cupid (yes, really) on Xena and graduated to playing Julius Caesar (albeit with hair); he's played the young Captain Call from McMurtry's Lonesome Dove series; he absolutely nailed the characterization of Dr. McCoy in the otherwise annoying Trek movies by Abrams. And of course, LoTR.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

48 CryptoKing proved his stupidity for all the world to see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (oBfF8)

49 I assume the movie in question is Little Women: Woke and Kicking Ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

50 38 Eomer, but yes, you're right.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (EcqY2)

Eomer Shabbos?

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (sm6Pk)

51 Potstickers rule.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (XN+hF)

52 Prayers for all children of the horde and for all who you love.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (oiNtH)

53 47 Karl Urban has always amazed me. He started off playing Cupid (yes, really) on Xena and graduated to playing Julius Caesar (albeit with hair); he's played the young Captain Call from McMurtry's Lonesome Dove series; he absolutely nailed the characterization of Dr. McCoy in the otherwise annoying Trek movies by Abrams. And of course, LoTR.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

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You're missing his greatest role.

Dredd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)

54 >>> Urban was in LOTR?
Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

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Eomer, nephew to Theoden, brother to Eowyn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Did not realize. I must not have been familiar with him when I watched. Granted. I haven't watched the trilogy since the last one was released on dvd.

Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (ilTjN)

55 Look you rubes.
You want me on that velvet rope line.
You NEED me on that velvet rope line.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

56 Prayers up for all the Hordelings in need of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (HaL55)

57
Straight White Males, This Movie is NOT For You

Straight White Males: "Okay. Have fun!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (pNxlR)

58 Prayers for all children of the horde and for all who you love

That's lovely.... I second it.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (6XlcD)

59 Are those Charlie's Angels reboot headlines real?
Because that is Babylon Bee level stuff right there. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

60 Don't know who she is, but she's pretty.

I love redheads.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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I know. We never learn, do we?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (Y4EXg)

61 57
Straight White Males, This Movie is NOT For You

Straight White Males: "Okay. Have fun!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (pNxlR)

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"Wait a second..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (q80AH)

62 Eowyn and Eomer

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (CLteG)

63 Look you rubes.
You want me on that velvet rope line.
You NEED me on that velvet rope line.
Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (pw+jk)
++++++++++
Anything that keeps you penned up is fine by me, Accoster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (I2dne)

64
Karl Urban was best in Streets Of San Francisco.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (JYVw2)

65 Actually, that would be the best thing to happen to you. I make Rondo Hatton look like Cary Grant.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

When he made an appearance at a NoVaMoMee, he was the best-dressed person there.

Posted by: Vendette at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (tX5RF)

66 I thought Karl Urban was the only one doing a decent job in the new Trek movies his McCoy was spot on.

So naturally they took his role and gave the McCoy part to Uhura.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (B06Zw)

67
Karl Urban was also good as the motorsickle in Judge Dredd.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (JYVw2)

68 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"
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The left will hate that new rule when applied to them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (pw+jk)

69 65 Actually, that would be the best thing to happen to you. I make Rondo Hatton look like Cary Grant.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

When he made an appearance at a NoVaMoMee, he was the best-dressed person there.
Posted by: Vendette at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (tX5RF)

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So HE's the one who wore pants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (q80AH)

70 33
I have never had potstickers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (sjdRT)

You are deprived then. There are chinese, korean, and japanese (gyoza) version. More-or-less identical.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (XzVUd)

71 Florida construction worker fatally stabs his 'Trump-loving boss' during a political argument

And if he has any social media presence, I guarantee you it is being scrubbed at this very moment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)

72 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (arJlL)

73 All Eowyn had to do was show her boobies and Aragorn woulda been all "I gotta have me some of that!"

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (CLteG)

74 64
Karl Urban was best in Streets Of San Francisco.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (JYVw2)

Seriously, though, with a name like "Karl Urban" (even if it's a stage name), how is he NOT a Country Singer?

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (sm6Pk)

75 68 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"
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The left will hate that new rule when applied to them.

LOL... Like that's gonna happen

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (6XlcD)

76 Merle Oberlon and Fred Astaire.

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (88xKn)

77 I like potstickers, haven't had them in a while

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

78 I like pretty redheads. The rest can suck an egg.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (1ISKN)

79 43 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"

HOLY SH#T that is sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

It always amazes me that Leftists go straight to the Stalinist model anytime they talk about these things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

80 HaHaHaHaHaHa HA! In the body of Tulsi's $50 mill lawsuit against GamGam: "Tulsi has not experienced, does not currently experience and does not expect to experience thoughts of suicide."
That's awesome!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (bWBdM)

81
Bro and sister of the Diarrhea-im from Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Karl Urban and Miranda Otto.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (pNxlR)

82 Yes the Democrats have made a joke out of impeachment. That is why I don't care that they state they will keep on impeaching Trump. All they are going to do is continue to diminish the process and make laughing stocks of themselves, going from insanity to inanity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (hLRSq)

83 I'm amused that the measure of idiocy in Kohns has stuck around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ae8bS)

A Horde original, no?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (y7DUB)

84 Layonda Sheets and I.P. Freeley.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (XN+hF)

85
Or a football coach.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (JYVw2)

86
Are those Charlie's Angels reboot headlines real?
Because that is Babylon Bee level stuff right there. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

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That is why Insty calls The Babylon Bee the paper of record.... and he is right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (pw+jk)

87 Tulsi Gabbard is suing Hillary for 50 large for defamation of character. Related to HRC's comments about Tulsi being a Russian asset or something. Gabbard's lawyers say that they will prove that this caused Tulsi economic woes, etc. Now that's entertainment!

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (oiNtH)

88
You're missing his greatest role.

Dredd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

That was an excellent movie. Especially since you never saw his face, which is a crying shame.

Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (mFoNl)

89 PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial

-
Hey, I thought this was Orwell and 1984 but it's morphed into Kafka and The Trial.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

90 >80
HaHaHaHaHaHa HA! In the body of Tulsi's $50 mill lawsuit against GamGam:
"Tulsi has not experienced, does not currently experience and does not
expect to experience thoughts of suicide."

That's awesome!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (bWBdM)

No way.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (sjdRT)

91 44 I'm amused that the measure of idiocy in Kohns has stuck around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ae8bS)

I keep using it hoping it will catch on.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (EcqY2)

92 In the body of Tulsi's $50 mill lawsuit against GamGam: "Tulsi has not experienced, does not currently experience and does not expect to experience thoughts of suicide."

That's amazing! It's just missing an Epstein Didn't Kill Himself joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

93 It always amazes me that Leftists go straight to the Stalinist model anytime they talk about these things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

Those are the ones running the show.

The minions that follow them REALLY are that ignorant to think the point of a trial is to prove your innocence.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (CqE5x)

94 89 PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial

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Hey, I thought this was Orwell and 1984 but it's morphed into Kafka and The Trial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

===========

Orson Welles made a really good adaptation of The Trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (q80AH)

95 >>>Instead, they've impeached impeachment.

That's a pretty great take.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (KXX3K)

96 Yes the Democrats have made a joke out of impeachment. That is why I don't care that they state they will keep on impeaching Trump. All they are going to do is continue to diminish the process and make laughing stocks of themselves, going from insanity to inanity.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (hLRSq)
++++++++++++++
It will be bad long-term, I suspect, but it is what it is.

Now that impeachment is meaningless, the next rubicon to cross is to make removal meaningless, too. We're not there yet. A few more administrations' worth of pre-Trump business-as-usual and it will be meaningless - because the administrators run everything as they see fit anyway, with their oligarchy calling the shots.

Fingers crossed against that outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (I2dne)

97 Urban was best in Riddick

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (CLteG)

98
Uncanny:
All my local fake news tv stations have used the word "historic" in their daily fake impeachment updates since the beginning.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (JYVw2)

99 Wait, is Tulsi suing Felonia for calling her a Russian asset or something?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (XN+hF)

100
I used to make potstickers. I needed a source for the wrappers, though.

Time to get back in practice, I guess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

101 The point of a trial is for you to prove you shouldn't be on trial.

I is smart. I is journalist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (1ISKN)

102 >>> HaHaHaHaHaHa HA! In the body of Tulsi's $50 mill lawsuit against GamGam: "Tulsi has not experienced, does not currently experience and does not expect to experience thoughts of suicide."
That's awesome!!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Babylon Bee?

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (ilTjN)

103 Goon mandoo >> potstickers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (1g7ch)

104
Tulsi Gabbard has filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against Hillary Clinton because Clinton said she was a Russian asset. Tulsi Gabbard did not kill herself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (kw5n8)

105 Layonda Sheets and I.P. Freeley.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (XN+hF

Ace Frehley and William Frawley

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (CqE5x)

106 43 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"

HOLY SH#T that is sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

And that person could end up on a jury.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (KXX3K)

107 It's not Off Topic, as this *is* the Monkey Thread.

Featured on last night's Houston TV News (at least one channel, maybe more)

There is a Monkey on the loose here on Galveston Island. It got out of the house as a result of burglars breaking in and leaving a door open.

Reports were that it was struck a glancing blow by a passing vehicle, but appeared to be unharmed.

Police are searching for it, and are also considering citing the owner for the possession thereof.

Seems it's illegal to own or keep a primate as a pet here on Galveston Island.

Word is that it's a small monkey, with a calm and mild disposition.

So, now you know, the whole island here has gone ape over a missing monkey.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (QzJWU)

108 Eowyn and Eomer From LOTR

Posted by:�TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill�at January 22, 2020 11:18 AM (q80AH)

You could do worse than point to these two as why
GoT will be forgotten while LOTR will endure for decades to come. Otto absolutely nailed a woman fighting her way to legend just on sheer grit, and Urban's been amazing in every role he was in. And the Helm's Deep battle will stand as one of the best fantasy sieges ever.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (JZ7Oh)

109 75 68 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"
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The left will hate that new rule when applied to them.

LOL... Like that's gonna happen
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (6XlcD)

It's useful to examine why that will never happen. First, it's because we are NOT leftists; and second, it's because unlike leftists, we recognize that any weapon that can be pointed in one direction can easily be turned around and pointed in the other. As Sir Thomas said (well, at least in the play) "I'd give the Devil himself the benefit of Law, for my own safety's sake."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)

110 Terry Jones died.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (XzVUd)

111 I buy frozen potstickers at Walmart. They turn out great.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (DBGf/)

112 How can anyone with a Grade 6 education believe proving one's innocence is the point of a trial?
That idiot's Twitter account should be shut off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

113 I have never had potstickers.

I've never been to Spain

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (arJlL)

114 83 I'm amused that the measure of idiocy in Kohns has stuck around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ae8bS)

A Horde original, no?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (y7DUB)

A Morning Rant thread original, if I may toot my own horn.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (EcqY2)

115 Wait, is Tulsi suing Felonia for calling her a Russian asset or something?

Yes. And the lawsuit starts out like this: "Tulsi Gabbard is running for President of the United States, a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain."

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

116 Tulsi Gabbard is suing Hillary for 50 large for defamation of character. Related to HRC's comments about Tulsi being a Russian asset or something. Gabbard's lawyers say that they will prove that this caused Tulsi economic woes, etc. Now that's entertainment!

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Will Hillzebub have to prove her innocence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

117 Wait, is Tulsi suing Felonia for calling her a Russian asset or something?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:29 AM (XN+hF)

Yes.

Trump should do the same.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (CqE5x)

118 I keep using it hoping it will catch on.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:28 AM (EcqY2)
++++++++++++
It's like computer storage, OM. When we got too many bytes, we moved to kilobytes, megabytes, etc. The root measure didn't change, but the multiplier did.

Since we are in an era of such profound stupidity, the scale might just need a tweak. I think we're probably into mega-Kohn territory now. If the Left keeps banging that chicken, we'll be up to giga-Kohn requirements within five years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (I2dne)

119 112 How can anyone with a Grade 6 education believe proving one's innocence is the point of a trial?
That idiot's Twitter account should be shut off.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

==========

How can anyone with a Grade 6 education in the American education system think otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)

120 And the lawsuit starts out like this: "Tulsi Gabbard is running for President of the United States, a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain."

-
Burn!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

121 President Pence is better for them ... how?

Posted by: Texicanette at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (gou4q)

122 Excellent ape rant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (LISuA)

123 Four word quotes?

"I am not man."

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (DBGf/)

124 Good morning Horde.

Posted by: Frozen Surfperch at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (tVQUs)

125 Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

Thanks. I've been moving (ugh) and haven't been able to keep up on all the news.

Just getting caught up now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (XN+hF)

126
Straight White Males, This Movie is NOT For You

MOST movies are not for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

127 I always said that Obama deal with Iran was an unrated and illegal treaty. For that alone he should have been impeached for real. Hell he committed more felonies while in office than Al Capone did during prohibition.

Posted by: Vic at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

128 CBS has canceled impeachment coverage due to lack of interest.

Posted by: MHK at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (iQIUe)

129 Terry Jones.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7916055

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (XzVUd)

130 Terry Jones did not kill himself

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

131 Scenes I'd pay money to see:
Pelousi - No one is above the law!
Reporter - If no one is above the law, then how come you support sanctuary cities who routinely let criminal illegal aliens out of jail so they can't be deported?
*sounds of Pelousi's brain stripping gears*

Posted by: Old Blue at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (VNmG1)

132 >You are deprived then. There are chinese, korean, and japanese (gyoza) version. More-or-less identical.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (XzVUd)

I was just making the deprived argument to Chani.....

Given the fact that I have spent years of my life in Japan, you'd think I would have run across gyoza, but nope. I swear to you I have eaten everything else in that country, including pickled insects.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (sjdRT)

133 I can see for miles and miles.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (EgshT)

134 And the Helm's Deep battle will stand as one of the best fantasy sieges ever.
Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (JZ7Oh)

I agree, and I think it's even better than the siege of Minas Tirith in RotK.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (EcqY2)

135 President Pence is better for them ... how?
Posted by: Texicanette at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (gou4q

They'll go after him next.
OR they think he'll fold....OR they think he's more beatable than Trump at the polls

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (CqE5x)

136
Wait, is Tulsi suing Felonia for calling her a Russian asset or something?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020

Yes, and it's a beautiful piece of legal fanciness.

https://bit.ly/2ukk7Sy (pdf)

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (2GPSc)

137 @ZekeJMiller 2 minutes ago

DC sues Trump inaugural committee, alleging abuse of funds.

They will just never effing stop.

Imagine what it will be like WHEN he's re-elected!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

138 Actually, that would be the best thing to happen to you. I make Rondo Hatton look like Cary Grant.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)
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MP4 is very good looking and a snappy dresser.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

139 Terry Jones died.

AGAIN ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

140
Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (JYVw2)

141 139 Terry Jones died.

AGAIN ?
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

=========

3rd time today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (q80AH)

142 Now that we're past 100, I can bitch for a moment - I hate Wednesdays. It's the one day I have to work 8 hours, and when you're used to working part-time, it becomes very annoying (yes, I know, first world problems).

I did make it known that I don't like it, so we will see if next month brings a schedule change. I hope so.

In writing news, I wrote a page this morning and when I finished, realized I could just condense the whole thing into one paragraph. So that was somewhat of a waste.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Ki5SV)

143 111
I buy frozen potstickers at Walmart. They turn out great.

All the major grocery stores in Toronto carry them. Typically $4-5 for 16-20.

My wife has made them from scratch as well.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (XzVUd)

144 Terry Jones died.

AGAIN ?
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

=========

3rd time today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, he got better.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Jk+3L)

145 I'm not canadian but yes

and it's awesome and his son is also in it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Rarvo)

146 And the lawsuit starts out like this: "Tulsi Gabbard is running for President of the United States, a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain."
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Hillary...Hillary...not the ashtray...please don't throw the ashtray!

Posted by: Bill at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (eYD0A)

147 Captain the Borg ship is 120 Kilo Kohns away.... now 110 Kilo Kohns...

Posted by: Lt. Worf at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

148 Tulsi's suit won't get far, because she's a public figure, but that's not the point. The Point is to annoy Hillary and keep Tulsi's name in the papers by forcing Hillary to file responses and issue some kind of mealy mouthed walkback of what she said.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

149 PetaKohns. impeachment is at that point.

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (JMDly)

150 Since we are in an era of such profound stupidity,
the scale might just need a tweak. I think we're probably into mega-Kohn
territory now. If the Left keeps banging that chicken, we'll be up to
giga-Kohn requirements within five years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (I2dne)

AOC insured they're way passed that already and heading to yotta-kohn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)

151 MP4 is very good looking and a snappy dresser.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

And has a very very nice library.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (IttZ7)

152 140
Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (JYVw2)

I'm not a Canadian, but yes, he does.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (7HtZB)

153
Karl Urban has always amazed me.

Badass Russian assassin in the employ of the oil oligarch in the second of the Bourne Trilogy movies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (pNxlR)

154 I hope a naked Terry Jones double played the organ at Terry Jones' funeral.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (Dc2NZ)

155 140
Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (JYVw2)

I'm not Canadian, but yes.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (sm6Pk)

156 Are those Charlie's Angels articles real?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (E+OcO)

157 141 139 Terry Jones died.

AGAIN ?
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

=========

3rd time today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (q80AH)

"I'm not dead yet!"

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

158

It's not a candidian series? I never heard of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (JYVw2)

159 139
Terry Jones died.

AGAIN ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL)

I must have missed the first time.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (XzVUd)

160 In the body of Tulsi's $50 mill lawsuit against GamGam: "Tulsi has
not experienced, does not currently experience and does not expect to
experience thoughts of suicide."

That's amazing! It's just missing an Epstein Didn't Kill Himself joke.

I'm pretty sure that was the EDKH joke. That and an insurance policy (so to speak) in case anything ever happened to her. Which is a real, genuine concern in any dealings with Her Heinous.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (HaL55)

161 I think Doom was first movie I remember Urban from.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (ilTjN)

162 Karl Urban has always amazed me.

He plays a mean Telecaster.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (EgshT)

163 Hi kids... Ready for another fun day in the Senate?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:22 AM (6XlcD)
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I watched quite a bit of it while wfh yesterday, and then until the bitter end last night. Still wondering when "we" win - and why they seemed to run the show. Finally unfollowed the other Senator from MN - got on Twitter to hear directly from folks a few years back and it's pointless. If we can't begin to agree on what happened yesterday I've no use for her, all it does is piss me off.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (Xvo1a)

164 109 75 68 "PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"
---
The left will hate that new rule when applied to them.

LOL... Like that's gonna happen
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (6XlcD)

It's useful to examine why that will never happen. First, it's because we are NOT leftists; and second, it's because unlike leftists, we recognize that any weapon that can be pointed in one direction can easily be turned around and pointed in the other. As Sir Thomas said (well, at least in the play) "I'd give the Devil himself the benefit of Law, for my own safety's sake."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)

This goes to show that their legal philosophy truly is "guilty until proven innocent."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (J+mig)

165 140
Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (JYVw2)

Yes...and what's her name also from SCTV is in it. Plays his wife.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (cF8AT)

166 121 President Pence is better for them ... how?
Posted by: Texicanette at January 22, 2020 11:31 AM (gou4q)

Because he can be bullied. They did it once when he was governor and he caved on the RFRA law. Don't know if he's learned anything from watching Trump.

He's a good man, but I'm old enough to remember when George Bush became president in 1988 and basically pissed all over Reagan.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (EcqY2)

167 Karl Urban, is he Keith Urban's estranged brother? Both are Aussies I believe. Karl was awesome in Dredd.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (bd5wx)

168 It's not a candidian series? I never heard of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (JYVw2)

Netflix

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

169
WTF is "abuse of funds?"

Sounds both flimsy and ironic, especially coming from a corrupt and inept municipality.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (JYVw2)

170
Miranda Otto starred in a sweet Australian film called "Danny Deck Chair".

Really.

Worth a look.

Yes, I called it "sweet." As in, "nice, but not cloying".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (pNxlR)

171 Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes. Schitt's Creek. 80 episodes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Jk+3L)

172 CryptoKing proved his stupidity for all the world to see.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (oBfF

The Mao - Stalinist need people like him to act as judge-jury-executions as they roll into each village and give each person 30 seconds to prove their innocence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (1g7ch)

173 168 Netflix
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

And before that, Pop TV.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (sm6Pk)

174 Someone should tweet to the CryptoKing that he's a pedophile and a necrophiliac and until he proves otherwise, he's guilty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (oBfF8)

175 "I'm not dead yet!"
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

"He's pinin' for the fjords."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (EcqY2)

176 https://tinyurl.com/tulsiGamGam

Twit pic of the suit doc.
Could be fake. I WANT to believe!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (bWBdM)

177
Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones are two different people?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (JYVw2)

178 Dredd 2 needs to be made now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI8)

179 Yes...and what's her name also from SCTV is in it. Plays his wife.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:36 AM (cF8AT)

Catherine O'Hara?

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (X/Pw5)

180 I'm not dead really. It's just a flesh wound.

Posted by: Terry Jones at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

181 Twitter is not known for having the most intelligent people posting there.

It is a swamp where liberals are permitted to flame and slander with impunity. A conservative trying such things will be banned.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (4q/mG)

182 Who Dis.. 2 Aussies

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (so+oy)

183 Someone should tweet to the CryptoKing that he's a pedophile and a necrophiliac and until he proves otherwise, he's guilty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (oBfF

++++++++++++
It wouldn't matter. You only have to prove your innocence when on trial by the infallible and almighty State.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (I2dne)

184 137 @ZekeJMiller 2 minutes ago
DC sues Trump inaugural committee, alleging abuse of funds.
They will just never effing stop.

Imagine what it will be like WHEN he's re-elected!
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

They had been trying for a criminal indictment - that effort failed. That's why they've fallen back on a Civil Suit.

Prediction - the suit will be tossed out for Lack of Standing. Even if everything that the District (Plaintiff) alleges is true, the District cannot show any direct financial harm which came to them because of it. Therefore, there is no basis for the suit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

185 174 Someone should tweet to the CryptoKing that he's a pedophile and a necrophiliac and until he proves otherwise, he's guilty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (oBfF

Alleged Necrobestialist CryptoKing, who has yet to disprove the very serious allegations...

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (sm6Pk)

186 178
Dredd 2 needs to be made now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI

*Fistbump* Urban never took off the helmet, true Dredd style

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (bd5wx)

187 Terry Jones died.

I saw that, but I figured it had been mentioned on another thread.

If you've never seen his Terry Jones Medieval Lives, it's worth a look:

https://tinyurl.com/ybt9c8y5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Ki5SV)

188 Tulsi's suit won't get far, because she's a public figure, but that's not the point. The Point is to annoy Hillary and keep Tulsi's name in the papers by forcing Hillary to file responses and issue some kind of mealy mouthed walkback of what she said.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

Plus it might involve an outflow of funds from the Clinton Crime Family Foundation to one of their shyster ambulance chasers which the grasping avaricious crone hates as much as she does us.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (y7DUB)

189 Twitter is not known for having the most intelligent people posting there.

It is a swamp where liberals are permitted to flame and slander with impunity. A conservative trying such things will be banned.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (4q/mG)
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Don't tell a Leftist that. The sixth-sigma Leftists don't like Twitter because it is a den of neo-Nazi white supremacy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (I2dne)

190 Terry Jones did not kill himself

-
It said he had dementia. Like Sundown Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

191
I never heard of of Shitt's Creek until yesterday when Youtube put a vid from CBC on my home page.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (JYVw2)

192 Catherine O'Hara?

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (X/Pw5)

Yeah, her.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (cF8AT)

193 Urban was good in Red.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (VzbI8)

194 OM, what did you think of 1917?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (BLT3V)

195 Miranda Otto was the perfect casting for Eowyn. Ever since the LOTR triology that is how I pictured her in my mind whenever I did a re-read of the books.

Posted by: Augustine at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (BDZWU)

196 186 178
Dredd 2 needs to be made now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI

*Fistbump* Urban never took off the helmet, true Dredd style
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (bd5wx)

It is the way

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

197 Schiff's eyes bug out his fa-ace
He's got no human grace
His eyes bug out his fa-ace.

Posted by: Billy Idle at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (XN+hF)

198 It said he had dementia. Like Sundown Joe.

Did the hair sniffing give it away ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (arJlL)

199 He's a good man, but I'm old enough to remember when George Bush became president in 1988 and basically pissed all over Reagan.
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And for all his pandering to the Swamp Inc., the m@!&er f'ing media still hated him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (bWBdM)

200
Terry Jones died

"Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here ... oh, how do you do?"

He suffered from a form of dementia, yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

201 I just hope they don't make up a law of obstruction of penis... because that little squirt hole is obstructed by my 48 inch waist.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 22, 2020 11:41 AM (pw+jk)

202 "Dumbness level = 825 millikohns"

The Dumbness level of this quote is underestimated. When someone is so stupid that they turn the foundation of our entire justice system into a roof, then 825 Millikohns is way too low. This is at least 1500 Millikohns, minimum.

Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (a2F+C)

203 Why, I did 500 squats with Terry just this morning!

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (EgshT)

204
The classic Pepi Longsocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLq_DAeex4

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (JYVw2)

205 From the same article in Tulsi's lawsuit where it announces that she is not suicidal, she is also described as a "natural person."

Is she implying possibly that Hillary is not? That would be funny. #HillaryIsAnAlienDemon would be nice to see as a "trending hashtag" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)

206 Prayers up. None of those pictures look like Joan Collins, I'm confused. Potstickers, meh

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (X+a7J)

207 It said he had dementia. Like Sundown Joe.

Did the hair sniffing give it away ?
Posted by: JT

I'll bet there's a link between dementia, hair sniffing and Aqua Net.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (Jk+3L)

208 Who Dis? - white actors who look like other white actors. Where's the diversity? C'mon man!

Posted by: Jean Shallot at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (6VO15)

209 ""PROVE your innocence that's the point of a trial"

Once they rig the evidence and the kangaroos vote to impeach, Trump really is left to "prove his innocence" as far as the PR goes.

For the senate vote they need to prove guilt, and I'm still not sure "trial" is the right word since it is not criminal or civil ... but that is the word being used. For this kabuki theater impeachment, some more theatrical term would apply. ... "Theater of the Absurd" ... or "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?" ... since they keep coming up with new comedic lines of attack.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (Cus5s)

210
Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes. Schitt's Creek. 80 episodes.
Posted by: rickb223

Do they use Schiit audio products?

https://www.schiit.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (aKsyK)

211 >Are those Charlie's Angels articles real?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

they're real and they're spectacular

I always liked the one who wasn't Farrah or Kate
help me with the name

Posted by: DB just DB at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)

212 It's a nice day for a white supremacist wedding.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (EgshT)

213 205 Is she implying possibly that Hillary is not? That would be funny. #HillaryIsAnAlienDemon would be nice to see as a "trending hashtag" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)

Hillary is Baba Yaga.

This is known.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (sm6Pk)

214 I'll bet there's a link between dementia, hair sniffing and Aqua Net.

When ya spray the Aqua Net on yer hairy legs ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

215 MP4 is very good looking and a snappy dresser.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (Dc2NZ)

**blushes**

Thank you, dear lady.

And for those of you who have never been fortunate enough to meet Eris, imagine a cross between Louise Brooks and Bettie Page, with the mind of Dorothy Parker.

And now I must go to work for real. Might pop in on a thread here and there. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (Ki5SV)

216 I'll bet there's a link between dementia, hair sniffing and Aqua Net.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (Jk+3L)

Yes, Aqua Net, that's it. Yes, Totally agree...

Posted by: The American Paste Council at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (IttZ7)

217 Prayer request

Poster DB Cooper is having major intestinal surgery tomorrow. Please keep he and his surgical/medical team in prayer. Thanks.

So if you were wondering where DB Cooper had ended up,-he's a poster on ASHQ often on the ONT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (WI7YS)

218 211 >Are those Charlie's Angels articles real?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

they're real and they're spectacular

I always liked the one who wasn't Farrah or Kate
help me with the name
Posted by: DB just DB at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)

Jacyln Smith?

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

219
The Karl Urban photo on display is him in the second Bourne Trilogy film, "The Bourne Dyspepsia".

No, really, it's from the second Bourne film.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

220 I always liked the one who wasn't Farrah or Kate
help me with the name

Posted by: DB just DB at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)

Jaclyn

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

221 Miranda Otto is delicious.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (N4r5a)

222 Good morning all...are those fuckers back at their impeachment trial waste of time and money yet?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (a0IVu)

223 lindsey graham just burned the democrats with their very own words from yesterday:

"The House Managers on the floor admitted that going to federal court
would get in the way of impeaching the President before the election.
And in that case -- the Court be damned!"

He is on a roll.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (JUOKG)

224 I kind of liked Schitt's Creek until they ramped up the ghey to eleventy with the son.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

225 Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes. Schitt's Creek. 80 episodes.
Posted by: rickb223

Do they use Schiit audio products?

https://www.schiit.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Schitt Catering and while on location filming, Schitt Transportation

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:45 AM (Jk+3L)

226 Canadians: Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"

Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes. Schitt's Creek. 80 episodes.

Posted by: rickb223

Do they use Schiit audio products?

https://www.schiit.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Schitt Catering and while on location filming, Schitt Transportation

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:45 AM (Jk+3L)

Sounds like a shitt show.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (9Om/r)

227 I was wondering why I sort of recognized the guy playing Dr McCoy on the rebooted Star Trek.
I only just realized that's Karl Urban.
I remember Rachel Lucas saying something about getting pregnant just watching Urban play Eomer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (Uu+Jp)

228 25 13 Urban was in LOTR?
Posted by: Tinker at January 22, 2020 11:20 AM (ilTjN)

The scenes in Minas Tirith were urban
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

So, yer sayin that when they stormed Mordor and were going to take Minas Morghul, that would be Urban Renewal?

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

229 Late but Miranda Otto and the mighty Karl Urban, both from LOTR: Two Towers and Return of the King.

Karl Urban is Quality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (l4C/z)

230 Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd were the yummiest.

Met Kate Jackson in 93 and she was still a 1.

Posted by: Wut at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (NSFCQ)

231 I think Tim Scott had it right this morning - none of the Dems actually believes they can remove Trump. This is all about trying to manufacture talking points to try to help them flip 4 vulnerable Senate seats in November. So, any questions about "do they think Pence will be better?" are foolish - this isn't actually about Trump at all, and it isn't about Pence either. It's a long shot bid to try and recapture power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

232 133 I can see for miles and miles.
Posted by: Adam Schitt

Do you blink?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (vN4+Q)

233 It's a nice day for a white supremacist wedding.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings
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That's just idol talk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (eYD0A)

234 So, yer sayin that when they stormed Mordor and were going to take Minas Morghul, that would be Urban Renewal?
Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

Trust me, you don't want to see an Urban sprawl.

Well, maybe some of the ettes do, but you don't.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (KUaJL)

235 Read my new thought provoking article at The Dispatch; The Conservative Case for having to Prove your Innocence in American Court Rooms.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

236 This goes to show that their legal philosophy truly is "guilty until proven innocent."

You can't get much more anti-American (and anti-human) than that.

The presumption of innocence is a universally-recognized human right, even the UN considers it as such. These people never, ever stop to think for a nanosecond how they'd feel if what they propose was used against them.

They'd change their tune real quick-like.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (HaL55)

237 A current executive order, requiring computers to have an operating system that is supported by the vendor, is causing nightmares for defense contractors.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (3aI0K)

238 I never heard of of Shitt's Creek until yesterday when Youtube put a vid from CBC on my home page.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (JYVw2)

Tried to watch it, got about 3 episodes, I couldn't bring myself to care about any of the characters. Not my cup of tea.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (EcqY2)

239 Alleged Necrobestialist CryptoKing, who has yet to disprove the very serious allegations...
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:39 AM (sm6Pk)
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I'll allow it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (oBfF8)

240 217
Prayer request

Poster DB Cooper is having major intestinal surgery tomorrow. Please keep he and his surgical/medical team in prayer. Thanks.

So if you were wondering where DB Cooper had ended up,-he's a poster on ASHQ often on the ONT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (WI7YS)

Prayers up, raised a glass at Barrio Brewery last night for him. It's located on the Phoenix Mesa Gateway Airport flight line. The airport he flies USFS air tankers out of.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (bd5wx)

241
Karl should star in a remake of "Urban Cowboy". The irony would be off the charts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

242 -
--
Does Eugene Levy have a tv series called "Shitt's Creek?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM

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I have seen several episodes. Pretty funny.

Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (pMGkg)

243 We have a very bad weather day today, a little snow, but a steady cold rain that could turn into an ice storm in seconds. I went out, did the things needed, came home. Put laundry and groceries away. Poured an adult beverage. Turned on the TV and Nadless is spewing. Switched to Blue Bloods reruns, and I can't figure out how one family shoots so many criminals. Beats Peachmint Foty Five.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (C1Lsn)

244 78
I like pretty redheads. The rest can suck an egg.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 11:27 AM (1ISKN)

That's no egg.

Posted by: Peter North at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (ufFY8)

245 231 I think Tim Scott had it right this morning - none of the Dems actually believes they can remove Trump. This is all about trying to manufacture talking points to try to help them flip 4 vulnerable Senate seats in November. So, any questions about "do they think Pence will be better?" are foolish - this isn't actually about Trump at all, and it isn't about Pence either. It's a long shot bid to try and recapture power.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
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RBG weighs heavy on their minds.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (G0vdT)

246 >>Urban was in LOTR?

He Loves this Turambar!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (psgO+)

247 Ah, man, the bit about suicide was doctored. The filing is up at Bullshitico (Politico) and it doesn't have the suicide bits in it. Of course, it is possible that Politico doctored it, but I kinda doubt it.
https://tinyurl.com/wgessea

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (I2dne)

248 >>> Schitt Catering and while on location filming, Schitt Transportation

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:45 AM (Jk+3L)

Sounds like a shitt show.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Just wait until the storm hits.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (ilTjN)

249 They'd change their tune real quick-like.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (HaL55)
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Nope, they'd sit in jail, puzzled, and murmur, "If only comrade Stalin knew..."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM (oBfF8)

250 I think Tim Scott had it right this morning - none
of the Dems actually believes they can remove Trump. This is all about
trying to manufacture talking points to try to help them flip 4
vulnerable Senate seats in November. So, any questions about "do they
think Pence will be better?" are foolish - this isn't actually about
Trump at all, and it isn't about Pence either. It's a long shot bid to
try and recapture power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

I want to know when they get strung up and their corpses machinegunned for an attempted coup, and completely abusing their power on a 3 year long DNC campaign stunt to influence the elections.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (9Om/r)

251 I'd like to thank you all for your prayers, My wife's health insurance has changed she is past due for her infusion the new insurance company has denied coverage for the drug she was taking and even denied access to the infusion center that needs to administer the drugs. So new drug that may or may not work that has a high chance for allergic reactions and no place to go to get the drugs she needs to slow down the pain. Pray for us please.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (0OmEj)

252 >These people never, ever stop to think for a nanosecond how they'd feel if what they propose was used against them.

they have famously said for decades: 'by any means necessary'

believe it

Posted by: DB just DB at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (iTXRQ)

253 I agree, and I think it's even better than the siege of Minas Tirith in RotK.

Posted by:�OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar�at January 22, 2020 11:32 AM (EcqY2)

I know the book describes the siege of Gondor, but to me ROTK as a movie felt like less of a siege and more like a series of running battles. Grond was AMAZING, though. I've never seen a -prop- take on supernatural, city-breaking malice before. Either way, the various battles take precedence over the brutal siege of Minas Tirith.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (JZ7Oh)

254 202 "Dumbness level = 825 millikohns"

The Dumbness level of this quote is underestimated. When someone is so stupid that they turn the foundation of our entire justice system into a roof, then 825 Millikohns is way too low. This is at least 1500 Millikohns, minimum.
Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (a2F+C)

Nah, poster is just French.

Code of Napoleon and all that.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

255 probably already been said, but I love Karl Urban in Red.

Particularly enjoy his frustration with being continually outsmarted and ass-whupped by "grandpa" Bruce Willis.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (W7IZQ)

256 Karl should star in a remake of "Urban Cowboy". The irony would be off the charts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

********

Keith Urban should do the music and Urban Meyer would coach the Urban Cowboy football team

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (flINI)

257 Tanya Roberts was hot too.

Posted by: Wut at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (NSFCQ)

258 >>I like pretty redheads.

Meh...better than blondes. But not Brunettes.

But that one up there? No.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (psgO+)

259 How's the world's worst mini series going today?

According to my bro, late last night really brought out the stupid by the Dims.

Anyone have videos of that?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (9X624)

260 Uh oh, Coco Gauff (15 year old African American tennis player) just said she most looks forward to her drivers license so she can drive to.....Chik-fil-A without per parents.

Going to have to boycott her, I guess, for not being woke enough.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (JRaU+)

261 194 OM, what did you think of 1917?
Posted by: jewells45 at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (BLT3V)

What an amazing movie. Not what I expected. I thought WW1, the move would deal with grand sweep of battles and armies marching hither and yon, did not think it would be so narrowly and intimately focused.

Still a remarkable movie and yes, Mrs. Muse made liberal use of the tissues she brought. Very much recommended.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (EcqY2)

262 Is Crypto King a blue check mark?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (Uu+Jp)

263 220 I always liked the one who wasn't Farrah or Kate
help me with the name

Posted by: DB just DB at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)

Jaclyn
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

Jaclyn - but when it's pronounced as "bunk"

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (DDeWs)

264
For the senate vote they need to prove guilt, and I'm still not sure "trial" is the right word since it is not criminal or civil ... but that is the word being used. For this kabuki theater impeachment, some more theatrical term would apply. ... "Theater of the Absurd" ... or "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?" ... since they keep coming up with new comedic lines of attack.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2020 11:43 AM (Cus5s)
+++++++++++++
Given that Jerry Nadler is involved, it could be considered "Theater of the Round."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne)

265 Tanya Roberts was hot too.

Posted by: Wut at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (NSFCQ)

Yes she was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (9Om/r)

266 I think Tim Scott had it right this morning - none of the Dems actually believes they can remove Trump. This is all about trying to manufacture talking points to try to help them flip 4 vulnerable Senate seats in November. So, any questions about "do they think Pence will be better?" are foolish - this isn't actually about Trump at all, and it isn't about Pence either. It's a long shot bid to try and recapture power.
Posted by: Tom Servo

This is why Barr needs to start arresting people.

NOW.

Not at some date in the future. Recapture the narrative.

"These people ARE criminals".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (Jk+3L)

267
I watched 5 minutes of the new Roseanne yesterday. Not funny at all. And they had a little boy in the show, the grandson, and he's a fag -- and I know this from watching just 5 minutes of the show because they made a point to tell me. So I suspect they do this at least once in every episode (tell the viewers the little boy is queer).

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (JYVw2)

268 74 64
Karl Urban was best in Streets Of San Francisco.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:25 AM (JYVw2)

Seriously, though, with a name like "Karl Urban" (even if it's a stage name), how is he NOT a Country Singer?
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:26 AM (sm6Pk)

Real name: Karl-Heinz Urban, born 1972 in New Zealand.

Posted by: Flyover at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (Rbu5d)

269 58 >>I like pretty redheads.

Meh...better than blondes. But not Brunettes.

But that one up there? No.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (psgO+)

She still has souls having from her belt.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (DDeWs)

270 Fingers crossed against that outcome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
==========================

Stock up ammo against that outcome.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (prSvo)

271 Is Crypto King a blue check mark?

With that type of display, he is well on his way.

Posted by: no good deed at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (MmFTx)

272 Had to look it up - Karl & Keith Urban are not related.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

273 >>Karl Urban was best in Streets Of San Francisco.

Karl Douglas was better at fighting.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (psgO+)

274 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

The House Dems have admitted this is about using the power of the Congress and Constitution, for opposition research, for the NEXT election.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

275 Poster DB Cooper is having major intestinal surgery tomorrow. Please keep he and his surgical/medical team in prayer. Thanks.
----

Somehow, I missed this. Thanks for the reminder, and prayers indeed, for DB.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (eYD0A)

276 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (0OmEj)

on it

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (X/Pw5)

277 Given that Jerry Nadler is involved, it could be considered "Theater of the Round."

With 7 hour lunches

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:52 AM (arJlL)

278 Karl Urban has always amazed me. He started off playing Cupid (yes, really) on Xena and graduated to playing Julius Caesar (albeit with hair); he's played the young Captain Call from McMurtry's Lonesome Dove series; he absolutely nailed the characterization of Dr. McCoy in the otherwise annoying Trek movies by Abrams. And of course, LoTR.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

==========

You're missing his greatest role.

Dredd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020

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Never knew he'd done that. I only recall the Sylvester Stallone version (though I've never seen it either).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:53 AM (Ejm1K)

279 Update on my co-workers family: the older boy is out of the hospital. The baby is still in the ICU but seems to be doing a bit better.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 22, 2020 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

280 RBG weighs heavy on their minds.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM

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Yep and you know with absolute certainty that they have their copy coordinated and ready to go......an impeached President can't appoint SCOTUS Judges for a lifetime appointment no matter that the Senate did not vote to remove him. Trump has been impeached forever (fist bump)and is therefore an illegitimate President, blah, etc. blah.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2020 11:53 AM (JUOKG)

281 Dredd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020

Misspelled DOOM.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 11:53 AM (KUaJL)

282
Real name: Karl-Heinz Urban, born 1972 in New Zealand.
Posted by: Flyover

Ahh, no wonder he ended up on Xena.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (JYVw2)

283 261 194 OM, what did you think of 1917?
Posted by: jewells45 at January 22, 2020 11:40 AM (BLT3V)

What an amazing movie. Not what I expected. I thought WW1, the move would deal with grand sweep of battles and armies marching hither and yon, did not think it would be so narrowly and intimately focused.

Still a remarkable movie and yes, Mrs. Muse made liberal use of the tissues she brought. Very much recommended.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (EcqY2)

I saw it last night as well, and concur. It reminded me of Sam & Frodo's quest in LOTR.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

284 At this point, I'm fairly sure all trannies, transgenders or whatever the fuck you call them, should be impeached.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (2Mnv1)

285 RBG weighs heavy on their minds.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2020 11:49 AM

Last I seen, she don't look like she weighs anything

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (9Om/r)

286 255 probably already been said, but I love Karl Urban in Red.

Particularly enjoy his frustration with being continually outsmarted and ass-whupped by "grandpa" Bruce Willis.
Posted by: barbarausa at January 22, 2020 11:50 AM (W7IZQ)

Oh me too! Red was a great movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

287 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:48 AM (bd5wx)

I imagine he'd be pleased you raised a glass to him. I don't often get on the ONT, because I'm often asleep by then, but I have found it interesting when DB Cooper has shared about his experience as a pilot and he seems like a nice man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (WI7YS)

288 Karl Douglas was better at fighting.

He was no Mike Douglas

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (arJlL)

289 The Dumbness level of this quote is underestimated. When someone is so stupid that they turn the foundation of our entire justice system into a roof, then 825 Millikohns is way too low. This is at least 1500 Millikohns, minimum.
Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 11:42 AM (a2F+C)

The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (EcqY2)

290
The actor who played "Aries" on Xena and Hercules went mort many years ago. So much for immortality...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (JYVw2)

291 Never knew he'd done that. I only recall the Sylvester Stallone version (though I've never seen it either).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:53 AM (Ejm1K)

Bypass Stallone, very campy. Dredd with KU is very well done, violent as hell, but very well done. Never got over Sly wearing blue contact lenses in Judge Dredd. He looked like Meg Foster on hormone replacement therapy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (bd5wx)

292 262 Is Crypto King a blue check mark?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020 11:51 AM (Uu+Jp)

Doubtful.

Ironically, most commies think that Crypto Bros are Nazis.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (sm6Pk)

293 The actor who played "Aries" on Xena and Hercules went mort many years ago. So much for immortality...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (JYVw2)

I think it was an accident, no? Something about him falling from a scaffold, or some shit like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (9Om/r)

294 I saw it last night as well, and concur. It reminded me of Sam Frodo's quest in LOTR.
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

That's a great comparison.

I also can't believe how intricate those trenches were. When did they have time to dig them?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (EcqY2)

295

So, to recap:
Urban Meyer has two sons: Karl Urban and Keith Urban.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (JYVw2)

296 >>I think it was an accident, no? Something about him falling from a scaffold, or some shit like that.

Gravity is a cruel mistress.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (psgO+)

297 I imagine he'd be pleased you raised a glass to him. I don't often get on the ONT, because I'm often asleep by then, but I have found it interesting when DB Cooper has shared about his experience as a pilot and he seems like a nice man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

He learned to fly when he hijacked the plane......

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (arJlL)

298 WTF is "abuse of funds?"

Sounds both flimsy and ironic, especially coming from a corrupt and inept municipality.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (JYVw2)

Used the same funds for deposit at multiple venues and did not even take it to breakfast the next day?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (1g7ch)

299
Yeah, a stunt gone bad, supposedly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (JYVw2)

300 Is Crypto King a blue check mark?

No.

But apparently he stepped on his dick hard enough that his tweets are all protected now.

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (7s3Gx)

301 Prayers up, DB !

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (arJlL)

302 294 I saw it last night as well, and concur. It reminded me of Sam Frodo's quest in LOTR.
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

That's a great comparison.

I also can't believe how intricate those trenches were. When did they have time to dig them?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (EcqY2)

If you weren't going "over the top" into No Man's Land, you had nothing else to do but dig.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

303 Gravity is a cruel mistress.
Posted by: garrett
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It's The Law.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (eYD0A)

304 I watched 5 minutes of the new Roseanne yesterday. Not funny at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

It's horrible and yes, not funny at all. I can't believe that they renewed the series and thought it had been cancelled.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (oiNtH)

305 The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable.

So how does Sally Kohn do it then?

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (7s3Gx)

306 Bypass Stallone, very campy. Dredd with KU is very
well done, violent as hell, but very well done. Never got over Sly
wearing blue contact lenses in Judge Dredd. He looked like Meg Foster on
hormone replacement therapy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (bd5wx)

But stalone version had the beautiful young Diane lane

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (9Om/r)

307 But apparently he stepped on his dick hard enough that his tweets are all protected now.
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (7s3Gx)
++++++++++++++
Does that mean no one but "followers" are allowed to see his tweets?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (I2dne)

308 >>If you weren't going "over the top" into No Man's Land, you had nothing else to do but dig.

Not true.

You had the option of Trench Foot and Dysentery, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (psgO+)

309 Yeah, a stunt gone bad, supposedly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:57 AM (JYVw2)

Why can't we have that luck with Dems in congress?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (bd5wx)

310 The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (EcqY2)

What happens when you have 2 peeps in the same vicinity, whose level exceeds 1K?

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

311 167 Karl Urban, is he Keith Urban's estranged brother? Both are Aussies I believe. Karl was awesome in Dredd.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:37 AM (bd5wx

Pope Urban's great-great-great-great grand nephew.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (Vy7tf)

312
I AM THE LAW

Posted by: Gravity Dredd at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (JYVw2)

313 295

So, to recap:
Urban Meyer has two sons: Karl Urban and Keith Urban.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020 11:56 AM (JYVw2)

Urban Meyer, the hot dog guy?

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

314 Jordan, also liked him very much in Ragnarok--stupid, avaricious, weak, and ultimately redeemed.

I can't think of anything I haven't enjoyed him in

Posted by: barbarausa at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (W7IZQ)

315 306 But stalone version had the beautiful young Diane lane
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (9Om/r)

Yeah, but you've got Streets of Fire to scratch that itch.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (sm6Pk)

316 The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM

Does not Sally Kohn = 1 Kohn?

And the speed of light is attainable. Photons do it all the time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (X/3Mv)

317 Gravity is a cruel mistress.
Posted by: garrett
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It's The Law.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The one law the Kennedy's are not exempt from, huh John John?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (Jk+3L)

318 @ChadPergram

Schumer: I publicly offered to delay some of the votes and so today to spare everyone from staying late. Leader McConnell was so unwilling to let the trial of President Trump go on for one session longer than he had planned. He declined to delay any votes.

Schumer: The bottom line is this. The very first thing the American people saw when they tuned into the impeachment trial with President Trump was Republican senators voting against having a fair trial with relevant evidence.

Schumer about the late night trial session: Leader McConnell wanted to stack votes. We said no, but we didn't want to go late into the night that was McConnell's choice.

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

319 Heh Sick of Blue Blood reruns. Turned on TCM and they have a Red Skelton a movie, A good, kind man.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (C1Lsn)

320 But stalone version had the beautiful young Diane lane

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (9Om/r)

True, the only redeeming quality of that movie

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (bd5wx)

321 Karl Douglas was better at fighting.

He was no Mike Douglas
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (arJlL)

********

Buster Douglas had a better right cross

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (flINI)

322 I was wondering why I sort of recognized the guy playing Dr McCoy on the rebooted Star Trek.
I only just realized that's Karl Urban.
I remember Rachel Lucas saying something about getting pregnant just watching Urban play Eomer.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 22, 2020

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He does a darn good job playing the younger Woodrow Call in the McMurtry Lonesome Dove prequel, Comanche Moon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (Ejm1K)

323 Good morning. We actually got a light layer of snow overnight. Pretty! and even better, requires no action other than watching it slowly melt through the day. OOOooohhh-OH!klahoma...
___

Prayers for those on the list. Prayers for those not also.

Occurred to me that - with all the problems I could ~~gripe~~ pray about - maybe I might ask for prayers for something good going on, just to be different.

You may have seen me mention Dear Daughter has somehow found a real man. Or, he found her. They just announced their (already obvious) intent to get married, sometime this year. (I'm pushing for next week, but that's just ol' Dad.)

These kids (well, both slightly over 29 (eyeroll)) have survived devastatingly bad past relationships, and marriage-to-crazy. Now they each have someone they like to be with, tolerable mutual level of crazy (we all are m/l after all), and they're talking about kids.

I pray for their staying together for life, for their happiness, for their desires for children.

Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker needs more grandkids to spoil at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (0mP7b)

324 Nood whistlepuffer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (QbTK/)

325 >>> Bypass Stallone, very campy. Dredd with KU is very well done, violent as hell, but very well done. Never got over Sly wearing blue contact lenses in Judge Dredd. He looked like Meg Foster on hormone replacement therapy.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

And Lena Headey as the baddie.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (ilTjN)

326 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (EcqY2)

What happens when you have 2 peeps in the same vicinity, whose level exceeds 1K?
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

They start the beginning of the impeachment trial?

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (NgKpN)

327 "Compare + Contrast"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95_m35kruw

Posted by: Groundhog at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (VYwSh)

328 What happens when you have 2 peeps in the same vicinity, whose level exceeds 1K?
Posted by: BignJames
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Critical mass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (eYD0A)

329 321 Buster Douglas had a better right cross
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2020 11:59 AM (flINI)

Busta Rhymes?

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (sm6Pk)

330 310 The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM (EcqY2)

What happens when you have 2 peeps in the same vicinity, whose level exceeds 1K?
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

That's just called Groupthink.

The intelligence of any committee or such is equal to the highest IQ in the room, divided by the number of people in the room.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (J+mig)

331 Come on man. Everybody knows that president Coolidge was corrupt and coolluded with Monrovia in the 80s. Hell we had hearings on it in 1945. I swear that hair smells like cornflakes in the morning after harvest time. You know why they call it once in an Orange Moon? Because it makes my leg hairs stand on end.. you know like when you rub a balloon on your chest.
Hey look fatty if you want to have an IQ test with me get down and we'll do some push ups. Barak's campaign is firing on all pedals. Just look at what the Nicky Average is doing.

No way we should switch elephants when we are in the middle of the mountains. Hey.. I bet that biker chick has nice smelling hair. Has anybody seen my paste cup? I'll say something stupid if I don't have at least two cups in the evening.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

332 I can't watch any of these impeachment crap. I have hypertension and can't allow my blood pressure to spike. It is really theater of the absurd and maddening. I can only hope that this results in a major backfire for the Marxists.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (oiNtH)

333 Nood whistlepuffer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Mayor Pete?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (eYD0A)

334 305 So how does Sally Kohn do it then?

practice

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (sGtp+)

335
So how does Sally Kohn do it then?
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (7s3Gx)

We have yet to reach a Unified Theory of Stupidity that can account for this phenomenon. Some Morons believe that Quantum Loop Stupidity holds the key, but others prefer String Stupidity. Unfortunately, neither theory has been able to yield testable results thus far. Perhaps when we get funds for the LHC (Leftists' Head's Collider), we'll finally be able to make progress in this area of fundamental research.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 12:01 PM (KUaJL)

336
True Hollywood Fact: Karl Urban's stunt double in all his films is referred to colloquially as "Suburban"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 12:02 PM (pNxlR)

337 -
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Karl Douglas was better at fighting.

He was no Mike Douglas

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 11:55 AM

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I could take em, if I got lucky, maybe.

Posted by: Buster Douglas at January 22, 2020 12:04 PM (pMGkg)

338 Ways to use the prayer list

Some people have told me that they would like to pray using the prayer list, but are not sure how to do that because it is long.I have some suggestions.

1. Highlight and print it out. I could never remember some of this stuff if I didn't do that,

2. Break it up into sections. There's no need to pray the whole list everyday unless you want and are able to For instance, on Monday, for example pray for the job concerns and pray for the most recent prayer concerns-in the last week.
On Tuesday pray for the oldest prayer concerns.

3. Wednesday-Do a general prayer of concerns for children and grandchildren of horde members and any prayers related to children that are on the list

4. Thursday-Pray for ongoing prayer concerns which are at the bottom of the list.

5. Keep a pad near your computer and if someone mentions a prayer request not on the list, note it down and pray for those concerns.

There are probably other ways to divide this. It's entirely up to you naturally, The important thing is to pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2020 12:04 PM (WI7YS)

339 335, Brilliant scientific explanation. You should win the Nobel Prize for your study and overall excellence.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2020 12:04 PM (EUDB2)

340 Tulsi files 50 million defamation lawsuit against Shillary. Gonna need more popcorn.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2020 12:05 PM (jsWA8)

341 They cancelled a very good Karl Urban TV series Almost Human after only one season. I don't know the thought process of these TV people. They cancel Almost Human but let Two Broke Girls run for more than one episode.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 12:05 PM (VzbI8)

342 What an amazing movie. Not what I expected. I thought WW1, the move would deal with grand sweep of battles and armies marching hither and yon, did not think it would be so narrowly and intimately focused."

I've long noted that in war movies, it usually is a much better story when its focused on just a small part of the war, rather than trying to capture the grand sweep of the entire thing. For example, "Battleground" (1949) relates the Battle of the Bulge from the point of view of just one platoon defending Bastogne, but I think it holds up as a far better movie than the subsequent "Battle of the Bulge" (1965) which attempted to capture the entire thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

343 What happens when you have 2 peeps in the same vicinity, whose level exceeds 1K?

Posted by: BignJames

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Critical mass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 12:00 PM (eYD0A)

Makes your ears pop.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2020 12:06 PM (88+cf)

344 The actor who played "Aries" on Xena and Hercules went mort many years ago. So much for immortality...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 22, 2020

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The casting on those two series, especially of Xena herself and the Greek gods, was excellent. Lucy Lawless really sold that role. And the gods -- Ares, Aphrodite (who laughed and giggled as much as she presented sexiness -- but laughing should be part of love!), Discord the black-haired jailbait-looking girl, and Anthony Quinn in the Hercules[/] pilot as Zeus -- all were outstanding.

Urban made a good young Julius Caesar. True, Caesar was bald by early middle age, so he probably started losing his hair early. But hey, if we're playing fast and loose with Greek and Roman history, why worry about a detail like that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)

345

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)

346 True Hollywood Fact: Karl Urban's stunt double in all his films is referred to colloquially as "Suburban"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 12:02 PM (pNxlR)

That's a 9.5 on the Muldoon scale. Possibly a 10.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 12:07 PM (VzbI8)

347 nood

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2020 12:09 PM (88+cf)

348 WTF is "abuse of funds?"

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Paying for pron?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

349 305 The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light.
Approachable but not attainable.

So how does Sally Kohn do it then?
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 22, 2020 11:58 AM (7s3Gx)

'Tis a mystery...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 12:11 PM (EcqY2)

350 289 "The Kohn Dumbness scale has an absolute upper limit of 1,000 mk or 1 Kohn, which is the point of singularity at which point the universe collapses in on itself due to all the dumbness. So it's kind of like 'c', the speed of light. Approachable but not attainable."

Point taken, however I still contend that 825 is too low. It should be at least five 9's of Millikohns, i.e. 999.99

Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 12:12 PM (a2F+C)

351 "Point taken, however I still contend that 825 is too low. It should be at least five 9's of Millikohns, i.e. 999.99"

On second thought, I am going to revise my estimate and say that it qualifies for a full Kohn. If a full Kohn is the point of singularity where teh universe collapses in on itself, then flipping our justice system to the standard of Guilty until proven innocent would collapse the justice system in on itself.

Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 12:18 PM (a2F+C)

352 I will also charge that Crypto King is a sockpuppet of Sally Kohn. It is up to her to prove that she is not.

Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 12:21 PM (a2F+C)

353 Urban was also the Russian bad guy in one of the Jason Bourne movies, Ultimatum I think.

(checks IMDB...)

Nope, it was Supremacy.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at January 22, 2020 12:22 PM (p1BAr)

354 "It was just the Obama administration trying to appease the crazed mullahs."

You're being far too nice. Obama's goal was to weaken and humiliate the United States in every way possible, even to the point of Obama's personal humiliation.

Considering that every single decision made by the Obama administration was the WRONG decision for America, the above is the only explanation for their behavior that makes sense.

Posted by: Chris W at January 22, 2020 12:23 PM (TlL+m)

355 Geez stuff happens fast around here. Credit to Krebs who beat me to that fact by almost an hour.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at January 22, 2020 12:24 PM (p1BAr)

356 What a wonderful blessing for you, grampaw! Praise you, Jesus.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 22, 2020 12:24 PM (+CiEK)

357 Considering that every single decision made by the Obama administration was the WRONG decision for America, the above is the only explanation for their behavior that makes sense.
Posted by: Chris W at January 22, 2020 12:23 PM (TlL+m)

I think the goal of the Obama administration was to "bring America down a notch", to make America more like all of the other countries. Obama wanted to destroy American exceptionalism.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 22, 2020 12:27 PM (EcqY2)

358 Miranda Otto looks different in every scene in Lord of the Rings and looks different in every picture you've posted here. I didn't recognize her at first.

Posted by: Chris W at January 22, 2020 12:28 PM (TlL+m)

359 Urban was also the hitman in one of the Bourne movies. The one with the car chase in Moscow.

Posted by: browndog at January 22, 2020 12:31 PM (gD6Ka)

360 Turned on TCM and they have a Red Skelton a movie

If you ever have a chance to see him with Ann Sothern in 1942s Maisie Gets Her Man, you won't be sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/sp3wl7q

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 12:31 PM (Ki5SV)

361 47 -- Wolfus Aurelius -- Urban was great in RED. I thought he went a bit over the top playing McCoy.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 22, 2020 12:33 PM (0oVJn)

362 Isn't the dude of "who is this" Alex the Chick's boy-toy?

Posted by: Paladin at January 22, 2020 12:36 PM (1IDog)

363 I thought (Urban) went a bit over the top playing McCoy.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 22, 2020 12:33 PM (0oVJn)

I think he was trying to capture the more tongue-in-cheek tone of movie McCoy vs tv show McCoy.

Agree that he was a little over the top.

Posted by: Chris W at January 22, 2020 12:42 PM (Y9uNK)

364 Thank you Fenelon and all the Horde. Johns Hopkins is an amazing place and it was not first on my list of places for healing.

Posted by: Bye Gone at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (zOtIE)

365 Wait, is Tulsi suing Felonia for calling her a Russian asset or something?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020

Yes, and it's a beautiful piece of legal fanciness.

https://bit.ly/2ukk7Sy (pdf)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 22, 2020 11:33 AM (2GPSc)

It's fake.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (8NaeH)

366 God damn Jew to hell for what Jew have done to this world!!!

They openly yearn for the "good old days" of their Messiahs - Lenin and Stalin!!!

Posted by: Mark Matis at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (nZJej)

367 Miranda Otto and Karl Urban, played Eowyn and Eomer in Lord of The Rings. I'm surprised you didn't show Karl Urban in Thor Ragnarok or Star Trek.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at January 22, 2020 06:58 PM (0tmoY)

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