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The Morning Rant
"Nancy Pelosi has been making the rounds proclaiming that Trump is 'impeached forever' and his presidency is 'forever stained'. "Progressives on social media have been taking these victory laps, too. "These are the people who were thrilled when they got a participation trophy in school. "Pelosi is walking around wearing the impeachment skin and demanding respect, but really isn't getting any. Respect, I mean. "She knows full well that the impeachment is going to go nowhere in the Senate, so she's declaring a moral victory. "So a bunch of Democrats all got together and agreed that Trump is icky. And that's about it. It's like those nude protests against the Iraq War, or even better, this Saturday's women's march. "You *did* know that there was a women's march on Saturday, right? "OK, so there was a women's march this Saturday in Washington DC where a bunch of silly women got together shrieking about how they all thought that Trump is icky, and waving silly signs. And I think a bunch of other left-wing protestors showed up, too. Because that's usually what happens. Most left-wing protests have a problem with focus. "But I digress. What, exactly, did waving silly signs and shrieking about Trump being icky accomplish? Pretty much zero. You know, like the impeachment."
Really Dumb Signs From This Saturday's Women's March:
The Replies To This Dumb Tweet Are Lit:
Raise a glass—today is the 100th anniversary of Prohibition, which led to the #FBI's pursuit of the American gangster. During the Roaring Twenties, mobsters spent their profits from bootlegging & speakeasies on “Tommy” guns & bribes. Read more #history at https://t.co/4MzKZXIJXd pic.twitter.com/J4pUEUwYB8
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 20, 2020 11:11 AM (lXa3i)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2020 11:11 AM (muI26)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:11 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 20, 2020 11:11 AM (lXa3i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:12 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 20, 2020 11:12 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:13 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:13 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:13 AM (bDqIh)
When films were in black and white, directors had to pay attention to shadows and lighting far beyond anything they deal with today.
That and they knew how to tell stories.
Fight me, TJM!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Of course she does. She's making lemonade out of sewage.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 11:15 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 11:15 AM (qhmX5)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:13 AM (bDqIh)
No, sorry.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:15 AM (so3dR)
That and they knew how to tell stories.
Fight me, TJM!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (WEBkv)
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They still need to pay attention to shadows in color pictures, it's just less noticeable because the contrast between the lights and darks tends to be lesser in color films.
You can easily tell when films aren't paying attention to shadows because they end up flat looking. Either everything looks lit the same or everything's dark.
And we don't remember all the shitty movies that studios were pushing out in the 30s and 40s. We just remember the ones that have stood the test of time.
I would wager that they produced as much garbage then as they do today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (q80AH)
Probably never will know one of those again, so I am just basking in the glow of finally, finally, knowing a movie/TV answer.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (MIKMs)
Makeup...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Right. But not Vivian Leigh. Not a well-known actress.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
#YasKweenSlay
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (3IfxN)
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (MIKMs)
Yes!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (so3dR)
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TWO threads in a row talking about Guineas.
WTF Muse???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (COOIw)
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (a0IVu)
Pretty soon they will be able to hold the march in a Hotel 6 Parking lot.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (B06Zw)
I saw it enough in the playoff commercials yesterday.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (muI26)
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (ch6++)
A Dominatrix and Jimmy Durante after a wee nose job.
The others are SHADY CHARACTERS for the BIRDS.
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
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No, he's just desperate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (WEBkv)
Get Greta on it stat!
Posted by: TheHoser at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (COOIw)
She goes to bed every night with that reality staring at her, and in the morning she wakes up and a team of handlers must roll her skin into her fabulous suits, and jam her corn covered feet into shoes 3 sizes too small, meant for women a third her age.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (hku12)
I just wanna punch these idiots.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (G546f)
WTF Muse???
Tonight, the third hour of 'The Irishman'.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (8erNz)
Dudes showing up at women's marches just seems stupid
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Really? Guy's plan is clearly to virtue signal, get some names, and possibly score tonight. I'm betting he doesn't.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)
http://bit.ly/30DFNou
Trump's racist rhetoric and bigoted policies fueled the resurgence of white nationalism.
8th grade history classroom.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (wzVKm)
afterwards to congratulate each other on being "witty" and "brave" and
"speaking their truth."
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LOL because apparently the preprinted signs were not showing the true 'grassroots' appeal of whatever lefty march was being publicized.
The only time you see preprinted signs nowadays is a specific union action.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
You go for the desperate crazy ones that will never know yourname
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (3IfxN)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
The husband of a friend of my wife went to the first one in Chicago, because she has problems with her legs and can't walk too well.
I'm sorry buddy, after 50 years of marriage, you ain't gettin' nothing extra.
And especially not that...
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (vd8XM)
I would wager that they produced as much garbage then as they do today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (q80AH)
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Heh.
I wasn't sure that would work.
I owe you a beer.
On another note, how's the little one doing
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (WEBkv)
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Teah. The local one here was sort of a catch-all.
KJCT News:
"Several speakers took to the podium to discuss Women's Rights Issues such as domestic violence, reproductive rights, and LGBTQ support."
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)
Bandersnatch, ok if I tweet that link?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (G546f)
icky accomplish? Pretty much zero. You know, like the impeachment
There's a funny article at npr that boils down to the women's march participants saying "Our appeal has become more selective!"
Npr quotes participants who announce they are women of color, and then attempts to imply that the leadership change that happened last year has shifted the organization's focus from "white feminist" issues to "more inclusive" non-white issues - climate change, reproductive rights and immigration. What a mess of contradictions and historical revisionism.
LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (ch6++)
Most of their headliners were outed as raging Jew haters, and/or have the inconvenient belief that people with weeners can't be women.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (hku12)
I would wager that they produced as much garbage then as they do today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:16 AM (q80AH)
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Heh.
I wasn't sure that would work.
I owe you a beer.
On another note, how's the little one doing
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (WEBkv)
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12 weeks and growing. Eating, pooping, crying, sleeping.
Thanks for asking!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (q80AH)
North by Northwest
Posted by: Tami at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)
Right men, wrong movie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (neool)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (so3dR)
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To Catch a Thief?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:22 AM (q80AH)
Machine Gun Kelly
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2020 11:22 AM (muI26)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:13 AM (q80AH)
My first thought as well! Hitchcock was famous for his cameo appearences; I think the most amusing one is how he got an image of himself into "Lifeboat", which only has 9 characters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)
I get Biden email ads which kinda baffled me when I first got them. But I worked for and donated to Romney in 2012 so I guess that asshole gave Slo Joe my email.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (B06Zw)
That guy Noah Berlatsky who's saying Trump supporters are so racist their votes should be nullified? He has an....interesting take on pedophilia.
https://tinyurl.com/uk2ze5l
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)
Bugs Moran I think
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (bBbl5)
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (5IHGB)
Thanks for asking!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:21 AM (q80AH)
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In other words, a normal healthy baby.
Congrats!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
That guy Noah Berlatsky who's saying Trump supporters are so racist their votes should be nullified? He has an....interesting take on pedophilia.
https://tinyurl.com/uk2ze5l
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (2PXwn)
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My Surprise-O-Meter must be broken.
It's not moving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM
I'm certain that the night cleaning crew were using my computer and got that on my search list.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Really? Guy's plan is clearly to virtue signal, get some names, and possibly score tonight. I'm betting he doesn't.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)
It reminds me of Willie Horton's answer to the question, "Why do you rob banks?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (G546f)
Posted by: jeannebodine at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (t1tHS)
just straight up bank robbers
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (bBbl5)
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But, do they identify as female?
If not, then, you're safe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM (wzVKm)
Public or private, or can I ask ?
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (zr5Kq)
The FBI says that it's Machine Gun Kelly so you may be correct.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (muI26)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:20 AM (X/Pw5)
I hadn't, either, until I went looking for someone to pair with Basil Rathbone.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (so3dR)
Forever.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (aeYiE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (G546f)
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Not yet.
He's keeping his head up pretty well on his own, but not nearly well enough for that.
Dolley's suspicious that he might already be teething, though it feels early to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (q80AH)
Nothing is written in stone. A new, republican led house along with a republican Senate could pass a bill that, in effect, would negate the original impeachment vote because it was not constitutionally based.
Of course, liberal heads would explode, but who the fuck cares?
It's important that people on our side realize that when you write the rules, there are no rules. When you hold the gavel, you can do anything you want.
Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (bBbl5)
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I hear you, Ladyl, I hear you.
However, on Friday I will be at the March for Life with lots of women who won't embarrass us!
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
PJ Watson's latest vid is titled "Simps," a word I had not heard before. It's rather all-encompassing, not just cucks, not just fedora wearing "nice guys," not just your average white knight, or the only dupe who sends shedloads of cash to internet thots... it is indeed, all of them.
Guys who bend over, so gals can piss on them... literally or figuratively.
Put enough soy in their burgers, and you WILL create more and more of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (hku12)
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It was a better country when mothers named the children after firearm.
Machine Gun Kelly
Bazooka Joe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (BD/yx)
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White feminists and minority feminists need to split off into different groups. Maybe they could organize them as political parties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: jeannebodine at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (t1tHS)
No, but I've noted her for future use. Thank you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (so3dR)
The accusation is both false, and the wrong charge.
So this is like a Bad Prosecutor celebrating he got an indictment that will be thrown out of Court.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (hku12)
BUNKA, DWOP ZUIZ OPPO ZOOP.
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (5IHGB)
Might be the most sapient comment you've posted.
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (q80AH)
That could be because he is munching on her sensitive area's, not yours.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (kUmUV)
where they keep out those who are opposed to alcohol, they're now places
where they keep out people who are opposed to dressing and acting like
adults.
Why do we need that? Don't we already have CNN?
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Really? Guy's plan is clearly to virtue signal, get some names, and possibly score tonight. I'm betting he doesn't.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM
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Chicks at marches will do their thing for an hour and then look around for a real man to buy them a drink.
The dude carrying the sign has been kicked in the nuts so many times he identifies as a xer.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (J+mig)
A group of men have a protest march. They want everyone to treat them seriously, because they are serious about a very important topic. So important, that they wear baseball hats with a stuffed sock and two tennis balls sewn to the top.
Oh, yes, everyone will definitely take these men seriously. And be impressed. And want to embrace whatever their political beliefs are. Yeah.. sure...
Posted by: George V at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (U2Tva)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: josephistan at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM (66rlH)
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I learned it on South Park.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (q80AH)
I just wanna punch these idiots.
*fist bumps vmom*
It's also annoying that they make such a big deal out of menstruating (it's part of being a woman, do you want a medal? *yawn*) while also screaming that there's no difference between men and women - "Transwomen are Women! [repeat over and over]" - and also, stop sexualizing me (while I yammer on about my lady bits). They dwarf real women's health issues by pretending the ordinary is something to argue and protest over.
*sigh*
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (QzF6i)
Dudes showing up at women's marches just seems stupid
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
PJ Watson's latest vid is titled "Simps," a word I had not heard
before. It's rather all-encompassing, not just cucks, not just fedora
wearing "nice guys," not just your average white knight, or the only
dupe who sends shedloads of cash to internet thots... it is indeed, all
of them.
Guys who bend over, so gals can piss on them... literally or figuratively.
Put enough soy in their burgers, and you WILL create more and more of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (hku12)
I'd at least have a little respect for the soyboys if they were at least trying to get laid. But the pics I saw of them, I doubt they'd know how to undo a bra strap, unless it was their own.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
where they keep out those who are opposed to alcohol, they're now places
where they keep out people who are opposed to dressing and acting like
adults.
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I wonder if there are speakeasies that allow smoking cigarettes now. Just seems like the next step for the wokescolds.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (CqE5x)
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It was a better country when mothers named the children after firearm.
Machine Gun Kelly
Bazooka Joe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020
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I know a couple who named their kid Barrett for that reason.
Posted by: irright at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (aSKRB)
The FBI says that it's Machine Gun Kelly so you may be correct.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 20, 2020 11:25 AM (muI26)
Yeah that's him. They do look alike though. Why post Dillinger and Kelly on a prohibition tweet. They were bank robbers and hit men. Capone and Moran were the bootleggers. Rosenstein would have been the most appropriate to post.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM (BD/yx)
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White feminists and minority feminists need to split off into different groups. Maybe they could organize them as political parties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (q80AH)
These splits are real (and they're NOT fabulous).
The white feminazis represent an older generation, and as they get replaced, they find themselves increasingly on the outs, with beliefs that don't mesh with the 4th/5th wave feminazis.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (hku12)
You get no points!
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (BD/yx)
What is Queef?
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM (QzF6i)
To UrbanDictionary.org you go. But let me warn you............
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:19 AM
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Chicks at marches will do their thing for an hour and then look around for a real man to buy them a drink.
The dude carrying the sign has been kicked in the nuts so many times he identifies as a xer.
Posted by: Diogenes
I didn't say it was a GOOD plan.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (X/Pw5)
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Yeah, there's a lot of not-logic in my comment which I think may cause confusion...the idea is that the new speakeasies are drinking establishments that have dress codes...kinda. No t-shirts or flip-flops or jeans, that sort of thing.
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: local brotherhood of chinamen chefs. at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (wiXsO)
Don't let any Indians get in your face!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (bBbl5)
Notorious.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Right!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (so3dR)
BUNKA, DWOP ZUIZ OPPO ZOOP.
Posted by: saf at January 20, 2020 11:23 AM (5IHGB)
Nah, she's a Football Fan.
Kansas City Queefs.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM
****
Good on you Bluebell!!!
With you in spirit.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (QzF6i)
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queef
Learn to pronounce
VULGAR SLANG - NORTH AMERICAN
noun
an audible release of air from the vagina, typically during or after sexual intercourse.
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (66rlH)
Every single one of those protester signs is just a prop for playing acting the fantasy role of, "The Rebel who is definitely not a boring, run-o-the-mill middle-class type who is finally going shock all those knuckledraggin' rubes back in in my hometown that didn't realize I was the absolute tits back in high school into once and for all accepting that the politics I picked up first semester at college are the final stage of history."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (hdzef)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Fixating on your period is like men fixating on morning wood. It is just a part of being who you are, not some magical witch power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (KZzsI)
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This is the FBI. We're lucky they got the right decade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM (wiXsO)
Wait, what? Is there a Bloomberg ad on the front page? I have an ad-blocker running, so I won't see it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
>>Notorious.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
>>Right!
I had a head start on that one. I had not one but two sailboats named Notorious.
I made a deal with my ex, I got the sailboats but she got to name them. She loves that movie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mjc
Forget it. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Tinker at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (jPtGI)
Still feel like shit but actually getting better
On my way to DC this afternoon to commence the turnover
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (nRk/c)
Oh, yes, everyone will definitely take these men seriously. And be impressed. And want to embrace whatever their political beliefs are. Yeah.. sure...
Posted by: George V at January 20, 2020 11:28 AM
I have a friend who would love to be taken seriously, and would like to know where to obtain a hat like that.
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: C. Spartacus Booker at January 20, 2020 11:34 AM (DMUuz)
Every single one of those protester signs is just a prop for playing acting the fantasy role of, "The Rebel who is definitely not a boring, run-o-the-mill middle-class type who is finally going shock all those knuckledraggin' rubes back in in my hometown that didn't realize I was the absolute tits back in high school into once and for all accepting that the politics I picked up first semester at college are the final stage of history."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (hdzef)
It's like a giant LARP, but at least the guy dresses as a wizard screaming "Lightning Bolt!" is having fun.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 20, 2020 11:34 AM (J+mig)
Fixating on your period is like men fixating on morning wood. It is just a part of being who you are, not some magical witch power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (KZzsI)
That's it! We should have a Men's March where we all carry around pieces of wood--stakes, baseball bats, sticks, twigs, limbs, 2X4's....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (88+cf)
I think may cause confusion...the idea is that the new speakeasies are
drinking establishments that have dress codes...kinda. No t-shirts or
flip-flops or jeans, that sort of thing.
Posted by: WTP
I've posted here before on the trend among the more successful millenials to ape the social drinking of their grandparents. Bar carts, and a well-stocked bar are required. I imagine a dress code is part of the overall experience.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mjc
Forget it. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Tinker at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (jPtGI
I thought Willie Horton was the guy who killed people while out on probation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM
*****
Shhhhhh!!!!
All these years and Mrs D still thinks she has magic powers!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (axyOa)
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Two squat to pees in a pod.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
It fits their tweet. They think prohibition was great because it was when the FBI gained its power and influence, by going after mobsters of all sorts. This was the genesis of their power in America, because people were desperate to stop the crime and violence and gave them more and more powers, passed more and more federal laws.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM (hdzef)
Another comment for entry into my AoSHQ comment Hall of Fame. Well done.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (so3dR)
However, on Friday I will be at the March for Life with lots of women who won't embarrass us!
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM
May God richly Bless You for doing that BlueBell. Thank you for standing up for the unborn.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (N39Ws)
Wait, what? Is there a Bloomberg ad on the front page? I have an ad-blocker running, so I won't see it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM (so3dR)
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https://tinyurl.com/whbtkmb
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 20, 2020 11:27 AM (ldmQR)
One of my favorites is "Comedy of Terrors" with Rathbone, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff. You can tell all of them are having a great time, and trying to outdo each other in overacting their parts. And there's a very brief but memorable role played by an actress who called herself "Beverly Hills", and she lived up to her name.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (iTXRQ)
It reminds me of Willie Horton's answer to the question, "Why do you rob banks?"
Posted by: Tom Servo
I thought Willie Horton ran a chain of Canadian donut shops?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by:
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (hSIB4)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (G546f)
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Man, looking at those protester signs really brings home the point about just how "performative" being left wing really is.
Every single one of those protester signs is just a prop for playing
acting the fantasy role of, "The Rebel who is definitely not a boring,
run-o-the-mill middle-class type who is finally going shock all those
knuckledraggin' rubes back in in my hometown that didn't realize I was
the absolute tits back in high school into once and for all accepting
that the politics I picked up first semester at college are the final
stage of history."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 20, 2020 11:32 AM
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Heh. I think you just gave a good summation of the coding of a NPC.
Posted by: irright at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (aSKRB)
I nod and chuckle making a note to self that my Sunday rants are having an effect.. and they will continue.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (+ldAm)
******
Willie Nelson got high.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM
Willie Peter glowed brightly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Profligate Austere at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (DMUuz)
groups. Maybe they could organize them as political parties.
https://www.shethepeople.org/ and https://twitter.com/_shethepeople?lang=en
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)
The Oppression Olympics is a different situation but when your identity and source of importance is being a feminist activist, it's a little hard not to make yourself the center of all attention.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (BD/yx)
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I find it rather refreshing, actually. It did my heart good to see so many young people out on the town dressed like adults going out on the town and not teenagers headed to the skateboard park.
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (Pg+x7)
Women are magical but a period is not the result of an incantation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 11:26 AM
May God richly Bless You for doing that BlueBell. Thank you for standing up for the unborn.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (N39Ws)
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Agreed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (WEBkv)
******
Willie Nelson got high.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:33 AM
****
No way in Hell am I going to google "Famous Willies" just to come up with a clever name to add to this.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon
and what is the fascination with periods all about
real headscratcher there
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2020 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
I just finished reading "The Last Tycoon," and although the book seems, I don't know, rather incomplete somehow, it would seem Fitzgerald presents a view of Hollowwood that was much more "top down" when it came to decisions as to what got made and what did not.
So you had people like Thalberg (represented by Stahr in the book), who seemed to have a genius for what worked on film, and what did not. And Fitzgerald presents the directors as not much more than technicians.
All that was to change, of course, in not too far into the future from the timeline of that book. Eventually directors reclaimed creative control, and when they did, I think it would be accurate to say the great ones made great movies, while the hacks worked for the studios, in the same old way.
Anyhoo, yeah, I don't agree with any assessment that they were making as much junk then as they are now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
'cause when we rob gun stores they shoot at us !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (LPnfS)
******
Willie Nelson got high.
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Aaaand, Little Willie Won't Go --
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6I-pmV0RA
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Banjo at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (tSiV9)
The rate of liver cirrhosis fell dramatically and workplace accidents also went way down as drinking while working no longer allowed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by:
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
*Snort
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (neool)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I thought Willie Horton ran a chain of Canadian donut shops?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
No, no. He heard a who
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
I can't believe this actually happens
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Which? The queefing or the milennials dressing and acting like adults? jk. I actually learned the word for it from my second gf decades ago.
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (66rlH)
I nod and chuckle making a note to self that my Sunday rants are having an effect.. and they will continue.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (+ldAm)
*************
Keep up the good work. These are the stories I like to hear.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (RfzVr)
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Because his silhouette is also unmistakable. Rowrrrrr.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
I just googled Beverly Hills ( Beverly Powers).
Wow.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (CqE5x)
heart good to see so many young people out on the town dressed like
adults going out on the town and not teenagers headed to the skateboard
park.
Posted by: WTP
Absolutely agree. I enjoy all of those aspects of drinking and feel like an adult, even though I'm only 29.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (Pg+x7)
I know KTY is very fashion (on a budget) conscious
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (axyOa)
Little Willie took a drink
Of what he'll drink no more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:35 AM (VzbI
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (QLPEO)
Don't let any Indians get in your face!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 11:31 AM
Would it be Ok if we had a beer together?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (DMUuz)
Its like banning minor drugs such as marijuana. Yes, you'd be better off not drinking booze, or at least drinking a lot less of it (treat it as a beverage rather than entertainment) but its wrong and destructive to ban the stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (66rlH)
OMG. Sorry I asked.
Posted by: sharon every commenter here after they've asked The Horde a question
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 11:36 AM (hSIB4)
Come here for the Smart Military Blog, and you'll also find the Horde has the wisdom of Solomon offering dating advice, suggestions on Ginger vs. Marianne, 9mm vs .45ACP, not to mention an extensive vocabulary covering not only the classics but the vulgar.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: sharon
Once they self-identified as crazy, no guy is going to stick it in them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (neool)
Wow.
Posted by: JoeF
so did I
they don't make 'em like they used to
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (iTXRQ)
Of what he'll drink no more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 20, 2020 11:40 AM (LPnfS)
Willie took his sister Nell
Then he pushed her down the well
She's there now because it kilt her
Now we have to buy a filter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (so3dR)
"Several speakers took to the podium to discuss Women's Rights Issues such as domestic violence, reproductive rights, and LGBTQ support."
Posted by: Muldoon"
What, no climate activists? Impending human extinction from global warming isn't a Woman's issue?
Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (MxEKc)
At least they seem to have given up on the pussy hats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 11:42 AM (mGQEH)
Its like banning minor drugs such as marijuana. Yes, you'd be better off not drinking booze, or at least drinking a lot less of it (treat it as a beverage rather than entertainment) but its wrong and destructive to ban the stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (KZzsI)
It's a case of the cure being worse than the disease.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 20, 2020 11:42 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: sharon every commenter here after they've asked The Horde a question
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
*Snort
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM
And don't ever...never...ask for medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Young Padawan, ask questions, you must not.
Posted by: Horde Yoda at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
That and just lies.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (koNhm)
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Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (neool)
What is Queef?
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:29 AM
Humphrey Bogart's character in The Caine Mutiny
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (9C0cu)
Posted by: John Leeming at January 20, 2020 11:44 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:39 AM (66rlH)
the former
unless she's yeasty maybe
Muldoon, is there an ICD for queefs?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:44 AM (G546f)
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Right. Never heard of her until I looked up someone to go with Rathbone.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 11:44 AM (so3dR)
real headscratcher there
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM
Although poorly punctuated, this!
Posted by: Oxford Comma at January 20, 2020 11:44 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Horton Kondracke at January 20, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)
The rate of liver cirrhosis fell dramatically and workplace accidents also went way down as drinking while working no longer allowed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI
AA was started in the 30s. It really was the first time anybody had shown a way for men to stop their self-destructive ways with alcohol.
Countless lives have been saved by this organization.
The government's efforts at prohibition? Yeah, no. I doubt you can attribute more than dozens of people who stopped drinking because it was illegal for a while.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (LPnfS)
Has bestiality always been historically so taboo? Why? It doesn't result in pregnancy; did it result in diseases? Why did humans evolve to get so repulsed from touching genitals with other species?
I have no clue who this person is of why on earth they might rate special protected status from Twitter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (VzbI8)
That and just lies.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (koNhm)
++++++++++++++++++++
Don't forget the classic move of selective editing. Stretch a net across a major street and ask 100 people about that quote. Most people will leave off - because they don't know - the "they'll let your do it" part. Because it was almost never shown.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 11:46 AM (mGQEH)
*******
I've seen kids named Colt and at least one Ruger.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)
These people are not very thoughtful-obviously-because if you think Trump is a sexist pig, why would you want to undress and get close enough so that he can supposedly experience your vaginal farts? Dopey kids and immature adult women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 11:46 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Sussex Royal Butt Plugs at January 20, 2020 11:47 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
See also; "War on Drugs"
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)
workplace accidents also went way down as drinking while working no
longer allowed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI
Think how healthy and safe we could make everyone if we only implant tracking beacons, prohibit private ownership of cars, and restrict calorie and food types available.
And I know an historic method to guarantee 100% employment . . .
Posted by: John Leeming at January 20, 2020 11:47 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:41 AM (N39Ws)
Oh right, ask a bunch of morons for dating advice. What could *possibly* go wrong?
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Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2020 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
We need to get her out there to the public more so the Dems can step on that rake again.
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Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM (axyOa)
These people are not very thoughtful-obviously-because if you think Trump is a sexist pig, why would you want to undress and get close enough so that he can supposedly experience your vaginal farts? Dopey kids and immature adult women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
And now my life is complete.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM (QLPEO)
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Kinda like when a woman says F-you. Am I the only one who gets mixed signals from that?
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: CN at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (FDGTP)
Posted by: Ladyl
Yeah, me too. I think personality theory explains it: most women are "feeling" types, while a small minority are "thinking" types.
My theory is that "feeling" women are liberals and "thinking" women are conservatives.
I know that the 'ettes are thinking types!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (gauLa)
Has bestiality always been historically so taboo? Why? It doesn't result in pregnancy; did it result in diseases? Why did humans evolve to get so repulsed from touching genitals with other species?
I have no clue who this person is of why on earth they might rate special protected status from Twitter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)
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Because it's gross, you humongous doofus. Sex with animals is a taboo because it's gross. It can't result in reproduction - and if somehow it were to do so, it would just result in some demonic chimera. Also, dangerous. Also, gross.
I find it odd that a blue-check master is going here. They haven't conquered mainstream polygamy or de-tabooed sex with children yet. This freak's jumping the gun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (mGQEH)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM
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Posted by: Duncanthrax The Profligately Austere at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (DMUuz)
"Gawd, you're cranky - are you on your period?" = Male chauvinist pig!!
However. . .
"Warning: We are synching our periods!" = Totally empowering!
You can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Some call this "having a big tent".
You know what else has a big tent?
A carnival freak show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (qUFPp)
Posted by: John Leeming
**raises hand**
Posted by: Yersinia Pestis at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM (QLPEO)
So you didn't know what "queef" meant either?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (6rS3m)
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Oh right, ask a bunch of morons for dating advice. What could *possibly* go wrong?
Posted by: OregonMuse
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It's pretty much the Animal House Devil/Angel on shoulder scene.
Posted by: irright at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (0CAiK)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
See also; "War on Drugs"
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)
I'm a big fan of closing the southern border, so the Mexican cartels couldn't freely send their shite across, and keeping the flow of Chinese opiates out of our ports.
If we were having THAT war on drugs, I'd be all for it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VzbI
Other similarities too. Maybe a relative on mother Stanley's side.
Posted by: CN at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (FDGTP)
Unless the internet was lying to me which is impossible.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (QLPEO)
And animal abuse, and potentially nasty for your heath (see the South American boys who got RABIES for raping a donkey, or the origin of AIDS in humans).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sussex Royal Butt Plugs at January 20, 2020
This isn't going to be a surprise, is it?
Posted by: The Otters at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (DMUuz)
Prohibition did have some positive aspects though it may have occurred anyway only at a slower pace.
The rate of liver cirrhosis fell dramatically and workplace
accidents also went way down as drinking while working no longer
allowed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:38 AM (VzbI
AA was started in the 30s. It really was the first time anybody had
shown a way for men to stop their self-destructive ways with alcohol.
Countless lives have been saved by this organization.
The government's efforts at prohibition? Yeah, no. I doubt you can
attribute more than dozens of people who stopped drinking because it
was illegal for a while.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
My grandfather ran booze around Burlington VT and into Canada. I've found newspaper articles of him being arrested with a car full of booze. Plus I have a border crossing attempt by him trying to get into Canada being denied - for running booze. They kindly invited him to never ever return.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM
Now that you mention it, that would be a hell of a comeback line.
She says, "EFF You!!!"
You say, "Baby, I'm getting some mixed signals here."
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (axyOa)
... and willie horton is still loved by detroiters.
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM
the guy Dukacas (sp?) let out of prison?
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (9C0cu)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
I only half-blame them for thinking they can, though. It has been the feminist mantra for generations. Have it all. Have it your cake and eat it to. The world is your oyster and you can do anything with your girl power if only men would quit holding you down.
If you buy into that, it is almost conceivable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (mGQEH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (Uu+Jp)
because it's gross. It can't result in reproduction - and if somehow it
were to do so, it would just result in some demonic chimera. Also,
dangerous. Also, gross.
And also, to put it in terms they can understand: the animal can't give you consent.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (bDqIh)
Well logically no, but a lot of women have lived their who lives thinking they can in everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)
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Same here, IC. Same here.
These women are so pathetically silly. Tell me again, what are they shrieking about? Something something women's rights (that they already have)? Something something they have periods? Um, okay.
I mean, seriously, what grown woman (chronological, not maturity level) sits around gluing menstrual pads and tampons with "blood" to a board? What is the purpose!?!?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (JoUsr)
in pregnancy; did it result in diseases? Why did humans evolve to get
so repulsed from touching genitals with other species?
Many diseases began zoonotically, i.e. by transmission from animal to human. Guess what one vector is. In fact, at one point it was thought that AIDS began via simian-human "interaction".
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (C1Lsn)
ex: A dude would pay 20 bucks to get a seat close enough to the stage so that the stripper can queef ping-pong balls into his beer glass.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (9C0cu)
Hahahaha. The baseball player
Posted by: CN at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (FDGTP)
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (Cssks)
You say, "Baby, I'm getting some mixed signals here."
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You do that and let me know how it works out for you. We can compare notes.
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: vmom 2020
***********
Is There A Code For That? - a limerick
My unofficial medical role
Has taken a bit of a toll
But on counsel's advice
I'm trying to play nice
I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (m45I2)
However. . .
"Warning: We are synching our periods!" = Totally empowering!
You can't have it both ways."
See:
Sexuality is a construct and while the LGBTQRX are correct to encourage "questioning" in all young people as to whether they might be attracted to the same sex, and put it in the school curriculum, it is straight up homophobia and Nazi to suggest that a sexually curious adolescent might just get over a phase and end up heterosexual.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (koNhm)
They don't call him John "Pencil #2" Brennan for nothing.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: WTP at January 20, 2020 11:48 AM (66rlH)
LOL, when a woman says that to me, I stop, look them up and down.
Then answer either, OK if she is really hot (which pisses her off).
Or, no thanks, you don't meet my minimum standards (which REALLY pisses them off).
Its good to have various set answers in your arsenal of comebacks.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ABjxW)
In Bangkok, right?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (G546f)
So let me get this straight:
Simple biology re gender: BANNED!
Advocating the Catherine the Great approach to the animal kingdom: We're totes okay.
I don't care if some species of worm is able to mate both or all ways.
Evolution or God turned us (absent unfortunate accidents) into one thing or the other, and you don't get to choose. If dude wants to lay with dude, or chick wants to lay with chick, fine, but don't pretend that makes you a girl or a boy.
And especially not the surgery part. You want to do that, you want to PAY for it, you want to live with the consequences, fine, but don't EVER expect me to accept you for what you are not.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (8erNz)
Has bestiality always been historically so taboo?
No. But, before domestication, they'd simply eat you.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (neool)
I had a young lady tell me that at work once. Then she said "no my boyfriend wouldn't like that". Pretty sure she was hitting on me but her boyfriend was an actual rodeo rider who would have beat me into a Beetle Bailey heap if I'd touched her. Plus, morals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 11:53 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (Cssks)
Probably a graduate student from a very well off family
Posted by: CN at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (FDGTP)
What about 'baaa' ?
Posted by: that creep on twitter ✓ at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (hSIB4)
If the Women's March becomes a thing of the past, I'll miss my chance to cruise it in my special outfit.
Instead of a pussy hat, I was thinking of a 'specialty' pith helmet. And jodhpurs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (1PyAH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (nRk/c)
This idiot has obviously never heard of zoonoses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (le94c)
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ABjxW)
In Bangkok, right?
Posted by: vmom 2020
Tijuana.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (neool)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VzbI
But Michelle looks like Dillinger from the waist DOWN
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ABjxW)
In Bangkok, right?
In Nerf cannon ads?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:55 AM (8erNz)
And animal abuse, and potentially nasty for your heath (see the South American boys who got RABIES for raping a donkey, or the origin of AIDS in humans).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM (KZzsI)
Preach it, brother!
Posted by: the chicken at January 20, 2020 11:55 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: mnw at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (Cssks)
Some time in the gym wouldn't be amiss either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 11:55 AM (le94c)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (CqE5x)
Any man who has been in an intimate RELATIONSHIP with woman, knows she has periods and/or she occasionally has sounds coming "from there."
And it doesn't gross us out.
You know who might be grossed out by it? A guy who you're only sleeping with, but have no other form of intimacy. So you hide your natural body functions from him. And you think WE are going to be offended by YOU mentioning you have them.
Silly whores.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (hku12)
My period is not a disability. . . we deserve days off during menstruation. . . my period/PMS is a superpower!. . .how dare you assume my uterus is responsible for my attitude. . .there is no difference between men and women, it's fluid. . .we need special workplace protections/scholarships/sports awards/etc. for women . . . men can menstruate/transwomen are women . . .all women need "access" [government paid] to tampons. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ironwood at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (n5L++)
real headscratcher there
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 11:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Been considered a sign of resistance ever since "Our Bodies, Ourselves."
Posted by: Caliban at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (qEujL)
Comedy movies aside, being on your period doesn't give you superpowers, ladies. You're still well out of your weight class.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (CqE5x)
Sigrid Gurie
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM
Only one that comes to mind is Adam Driver...aka Kylo Ren, Solo's boy.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (axyOa)
I'm sorry, but for me Virginia got enrolled on the same list as Albania when they enacted the radar detector ban. Back when Albania was still Hoxha.
You want to fix your freedoms there, dudes, get rid of the V1 ban. Matters more to me than 2A.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: JoeF.
A very young Golda Meir.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (bDqIh)
What are you ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY ???!!!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (koNhm)
Posted by: garrett wearing his Pussyhat at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (6IMLD)
menstruation. . . my period/PMS is a superpower!. . .how dare you assume
my uterus is responsible for my attitude. . .there is no difference
between men and women, it's fluid. . .we need special workplace
protections/scholarships/sports awards/etc. for women . . . men can
menstruate/transwomen are women . . .all women need "access" [government
paid] to tampons. . .
If only I had the will to apply myself and get therapist credentials. Between "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and "Feminist Confusion," I'd be rich.
But only if I could keep my mouth shut and not tell my patients how stupid they were. Which would be... kind of impossible.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (gauLa)
***********
Sounds like this guy has literally jumped the shark IYKWIM.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:58 AM (m45I2)
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Au naturel or stap-on - what possible difference can it make? To give is as to receive!
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 11:58 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Rabid Donkey with a ruptured asshole at January 20, 2020 11:58 AM (aeYiE)
Like the Punisher except for porn, man.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:51 AM
South America, Africa, who cares, as long as you're not incontinent.
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged
https://youtu.be/APwfZYO1di4
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 11:58 AM (m45I2
ISWYDT
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (0oVJn)
Any man who has been in an intimate RELATIONSHIP with woman, knows she has periods and/or she occasionally has sounds coming "from there."
And it doesn't gross us out.
Posted by: BurtTC
Any guy who has been elbows deep in an animal pulling it's guts out skinning it, isn't going to be bothered by a little blood.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (neool)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (6IMLD)
https://tinyurl.com/whqwfqq
"NRSC Russia Expert escorted from White House Under Intelligence Investigation..."
speculation is that Team Trump has uncovered another mole trying to operate inside the White House.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
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If offspring, is it really bestiality?
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:00 PM (5NMZN)
Who hasn't laughed at the Death Queef of a doe when you are gutting her?
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:00 PM (6IMLD)
Posted by: rickb223
Thanks for you contribution, Mr. Dahmer.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 12:00 PM (T6t7i)
willie horton was the leftfielder on the 1968 world champion detroit tigers.
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Pg+x7)
What's worse is that the Feds let them get away with it. What's worst is that the Feds then stuffed that onto commercial drivers too.
We had a state Assemblyman who kept the CHP from getting radar for damn near two decades. I accord him a saint, even though his reasons were somewhat personal - he was zipping up and down from his sick wife to Sacramento pretty much nightly.
When he quit government suddenly chippies got everything.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (8erNz)
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That must qualify as extreme bestiality.
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 11:56 AM (CqE5x)
Sigrid Gurie
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (X/Pw5)
Name doesn't ring a bell at all. But she was very pretty.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ABjxW)
In Bangkok, right?
Posted by: vmom 2020
Tijuana.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 11:54 AM (neool)
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The Mardi Gra in Springfield Mass. The strippers would be students from Smith College in Northampton (Used to be the College for daughters of Presidents, Despots and War Lords). Not everyone's dad is a President, Despot or War Lord and bills must be paid.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (0oVJn)
++++++++++++++++++
It was never anything but the garbage it became. The architects of feminism explicitly wanted to destroy the family, encourage homosexuality and pursue radical Maoist cultural revolution in the West. This was always their goal, always their endgame.
If they started polite, it was only to gain a following and lay the groundwork for what they really wanted. It was never pure or honorable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (mGQEH)
Depends on who is catching, right?
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 11:59 AM (6IMLD)
It's always been a feature of Iranian goat farms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
>>speculation is that Team Trump has uncovered another mole trying to operate inside the White House.
It broke over the weekend and our cracker jack media did what they always do with stories they don't like, they ignored it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (ZLI7S)
So you didn't know what queef meant either?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
So, in my limited experience, if I were in a position to be *queefed*upon by the fairer sex, then that meant carnal knowledge was/is involved. I*m failing to see the down side of their threat. Well, other than if it came directly from the one holding the sign.
Posted by: Tinker at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (jPtGI)
Unless the internet was lying to me which is impossible.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 11:50 AM (QLPEO)
It's possible, but not necessarily more likely than it being introduced into humans by eating infected animals. Or a human virus that simply mutated over time.
I haven't been looking in a while, but last I heard the reality is that HIV has been around for several decades, at least, and probably around for much much longer. Just not as "well-traveled" until the 20th century created opportunity for it to leave its relatively narrow place in a world where dying from one horrible disease or another was fairly commonplace.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (hku12)
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If offspring, is it really bestiality?
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:00 PM (5NMZN)
He came to the island and said he wanted a little Pussy.
A bit of Tail.
Sooooo
Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Is there a fresh mound of plantings in the Rose Garden?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (yL25O)
Jimmie Shtewart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)
God, I hate that urban legend.
Periods don't synchronize. If
Simple, really. No need to invoke some mystical and hitherto undetected pheromones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (le94c)
Posted by: Constantine XI at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (yiAMj)
Damn. Sometimes going to a state college sucks. Or doesn't.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (8erNz)
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How many times must it be repeated? Protection, protection, protection. Always protection.
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: mjc at January 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Pg+x7)
I thought that was Edward Evrett Horton and in was the 1928 Tigers
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: creeper at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (XxJt1)
Is there a fresh mound of plantings in the Rose Garden?
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (8erNz)
"Mr. President, the roses in the Rose Garden are especially luxuriant this year."
Trump: Mona Lisa-esque smile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (le94c)
Posted by: sharon at January 20, 2020 11:45 AM (QzF6i)
Dating advice, modified as you appear to be an ette:
Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you.
Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (6IMLD)
SIMP: Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
Basically guys who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female.
Posted by: Augustine at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (le94c)
Friend, listen to a man with three daughters.
Posted by: Caliban at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Followed by stroking his cat and holding his little finger to the corner of his mouth.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)
Minotaurs never could escape the stigma of their parentage. That's why they were so angry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: bluebell
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Bluebell, I'll be there too - look for me, I'll be wearing a winter coat!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:03 PM (le94c)
+++++++++++++++++
This was always my understanding.
Example: You're waiting a stop light, in the turn lane. The car in front of you and the car next to him both have their signals on. Sometimes, those lights blink at the same time. Sometimes, those lights are perfects opposed. Often, there's some overlap. Over the course of the light, the small timing differences will cause all three conditions for many cars.
Same phenomenon, per my understanding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (mGQEH)
Sztrok and Page worked for the FBI not the CIA.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (6IMLD)
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And soon this person will be all over the media crying how Trump hurt their feelings and muh impeachment.
Posted by: Augustine at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (BDZWU)
Simple, really. No need to invoke some mystical and hitherto undetected pheromones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Like a platoon of Amazons.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (neool)
Or maybe they were expecting something--but it didn't pan out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
Audace, audace, tojours l'audace.
To paraphrase, of course.
Of course, he bagged half the hotties of Europe, he didn't need donkeys.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (6IMLD)
The Circus Is Shutting Down - a limerick
The clowns heard the news and got drunk
The tumblers flipped out. (who'd a-thunk?)
The tears fell like rain
Now they're loading the train
And the elephant packed up his trunk
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (m45I2)
SIMP: Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
Basically guys who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female.
Posted by: Augustine at January 20, 2020 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
Actually not a new term.
Its the young E-2 Sailor with the pregnant wife who is about to balloon to 300 lbs.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (NgKpN)
Sent you an email. Please check your spam filter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (u82oZ)
>>speculation is that Team Trump has uncovered another mole trying to operate inside the White House.
It broke over the weekend and our cracker jack media did what they always do with stories they don't like, they ignored it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (ZLI7S)
They are still working the spin,
"Firing this guy is OBSTRUCTION... of Congress?
Hmmm, Schitt expressed some degree of impact.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Fritz
Or hooking up the come-along to pull a dead calf...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (neool)
Posted by: Kaolas with chlamydia at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)
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Where's that Putin wry laugh .gif when you need it?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
Not unless they're having extreme symptoms. Slightly moody and irritable?-yes. Excessively Hostile and irrational-no. It's not like we are about to become axe murderesses every month.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (WI7YS)
I think D'oh Boy and his friends labeled that a Dependopatomus...still makes me laugh.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (6IMLD)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (CTdps)
"A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
Or maybe they were expecting something--but it didn't pan out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
++++++++++++++++
I think they're playing Calvinball. My nickel says that this started out with an elaborate battle, which began with Schiff reading his fake transcript into the record. Like most battle plans, though, it didn't survive first contact with the enemy - when Trump released the real transcript and blew their plan into its component atoms.
Now they're just winging it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (mGQEH)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (BU88g)
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Don't forget the phases of the moon!
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (5NMZN)
You want to fix your freedoms there, dudes, get rid of the V1 ban. Matters more to me than 2A.
Posted by: JEM
They banned buzz bombs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (aKsyK)
Now don't be snubbing 300 pounds of good Navy wife. Seen at commissaries everywhere, when the guy is deployed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (6IMLD)
Maybe, but can HIV be transmitted NOW by ingestion? IDK, but I don't think so.
And (puts on cynical hat) if it HAD been introduced to humans through the bruthas making whoopee with the livestock in Africa, I can easily imagine that that little nugget would be buried deeper than whale shit in the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (le94c)
Its a matter of perspective.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
Modern Lysistrata?
Posted by: BignJames at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (vsrWD)
Or maybe they were expecting something--but it didn't pan out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
Nope, she held onto the Articles to help Biden in his campaign.
Sanders and Warren cannot effectively campaign as long as the 'Trial' lasts.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 11:52 AM
Only one that comes to mind is Adam Driver...aka Kylo Ren, Solo's boy.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (axyOa)
Speaking of, I watched the move "Dead Don't Die," which is Jarmusch's attempt at a zombie comedy.
I'd like to say it was dryly humorous, and that it was character driven... but I can't.
Basically it has Driver and Bill Murray dead-panning their way through the zombie apocalypse, with occasional fourth wall-breaking dialogue.
I'm sure they fun making it.
Everybody says Driver is a fine actor, and I've not seen any of the Star Wars movies, so I don't know. You would never know it from this film, that's for sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Followed by stroking his cat and holding his little finger to the corner of his mouth.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)
....
If i were Trump I'd have my own version of the Trump baby blimp.
And I'd send it out over crowds of protestors. And the diaper would be leaky.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (vEIlU)
BBB - no, not Better Business Bureau.
Brilliant But Blind.
He still has a brutally hard time accepting that the people he worked around for two decades are utter and complete shit and everything they've touched needs to be burned and the ground salted.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (WI7YS)
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I have known a couple of seem to. It always makes me wonder if it's an excuse. Something like, "I'm a bitch and want to act like it all the time, but I can't get away with it. The pressure of pretending combines with this ready-made excuse to behave terribly once a month."
I don't know, but part of me thinks that some people capitalize on the opportunity to behave badly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (mGQEH)
It was never anything but the garbage it became. The architects of feminism explicitly wanted to destroy the family, encourage homosexuality and pursue radical Maoist cultural revolution in the West. This was always their goal, always their endgame.
If they started polite, it was only to gain a following and lay the groundwork for what they really wanted. It was never pure or honorable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (mGQEH)
Yes, and no?
There was always that part of it from the very beginning if one were into the "literature" or leadership, but some things did need to happen. Legal and financial stuff, employment stuff. Domestic violence and marital rape stuff.
Feminists today, though, are really good at borrowing oppression from their grandmothers and acting like it's their own.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:02 PM (yL25O)
Jimmie Shtewart.
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Well, I knew it wasn't Joe Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Or maybe they were expecting something--but it didn't pan out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
Or ... they want the trial to be in progress during the early primaries, neatly scuppering the campaigns of Sanders, Warren, and Klobuchar, and boosting Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (le94c)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (0oVJn)
Posted by: JEM
They banned buzz bombs?
Uh, no, dude. The Valentine One. The price one pays for being able to drive.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (8erNz)
The easy way to defeat such a strategy would be for those people to RECUSE THEMSELVES.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (KZzsI)
A spectacularly bad idea. Nancy knows about Biden's corruption and she also knows it will come out before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)
the early primaries, neatly scuppering the campaigns of Sanders, Warren,
and Klobuchar, and boosting Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. It'll be all the more delicious when a nude Biden debates Trump while wearing a spittoon on his head.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 12:13 PM (T6t7i)
the early primaries, neatly scuppering the campaigns of Sanders, Warren,
and Klobuchar, and boosting Biden.
A spectacularly bad idea. Nancy knows about Biden's corruption and she also knows it will come out before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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Leaves Buttguy for the win!
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:13 PM (5NMZN)
She also knows all about the Corruption in the Pelosi Family.
I can only hope that Trump's second term will lead to a reckoning for all of these Grifters in DC.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (6IMLD)
No Adobe, just hours in the darkroom and probably made their own paper formula to boot. Much admiration.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Don at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (b5LPG)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (rpxSz)
The extremists were always the driving force, its just that their earliest goals and complaints were completely reasonable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: pep
Excellent.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (KZzsI)
Sure, but think of the tension that that would engender among the hard left.
"You're out here campaigning when our democracy is hanging in the balance?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (le94c)
And (puts on cynical hat) if it HAD been introduced to humans through the bruthas making whoopee with the livestock in Africa, I can easily imagine that that little nugget would be buried deeper than whale shit in the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (le94c)
The old saying goes, you put enough fresh blood in any scenario, with enough access to susceptible tissue, and you could be infected with HIV.
No matter how unlikely.
So yeah, no matter how you slice it, the unlikely happened somehow. Either an animal virus mutated and became a human virus, or an already existing human virus mutated.
Have humans had sex with animals? Sure.
But humans also hunt and eat animals, so the means of contact with substantial amounts of animal blood could have been any of those scenarios.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (hku12)
as for me, I seem to synch to bad weather
or the start of a vacay
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (4N6Pk)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (WHmC/)
It'd be easier to tell if anyone ever took them seriously.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (6IMLD)
Read the early feminist tracts. They were pretty much out there from the get-go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (le94c)
I'll visit you in prison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
He's kind of...well, he's not classically attractive but he seems to fit well in the modern era and my daughter thinks he's cute.
Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (8erNz)
>>I can only hope that Trump's second term will lead to a reckoning for all of these Grifters in DC.
Rudy is practically begging the Senate to call him as a witness.
Talk about an own goal.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (sriwy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (vEIlU)
Their drummer just dies.
What's so "hilarious?"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (CqE5x)
It's synched to them wearing brand new white pants.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (6IMLD)
The problem is that they can never just claim victory and quit.
Their are people getting rich and powerful off of these causes, and so nothing will ever be enough.
Same thing happened with Martin Luther King and the Black movement. It pretty much WON, but has now morphed into something else, so it can continue.
Same with Gays and Gay marriage. They won, but now its transgenders and soon bestiality.
The Woman's movement is now having to create a new enemy to fight.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (0oVJn)
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Their commanding heights intellectual leadership were communists going back *at least* to the initial agitation around the NOW and that organization's formation. Many people who supported them wanted to solve some actual problems but the leadership who herded those efforts always had the destruction of the west as their goal - from the destruction of the family to the destruction of taboo to outright Maoism. Not every person who followed them believed this - indeed, many did not and many dropped out as they either learned its underpinnings or saw some practical progress being made - but their intellectual front lines have always been this way.
And the increasing triviality of their objections was inevitable. It is a similar problem that many labor unions face. If you solve the basic problems (you have fair pay, you have a weekend, you have a safe working environment, you have overtime compensation, etc.), what's left? You can't close up shop because there's money and power involved, but there is nothing big left to fix - so trivialities get amplified.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:17 PM (mGQEH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)
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I could tell it was Cary Grant by the chin and the hair do. Very distinctive.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM
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I thought it looked like Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: irright at January 20, 2020 12:17 PM (aSKRB)
...
Read the early feminist tracts. They were pretty much out there from the get-go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (le94c)
I think this is true but it's also true that there were enough legitimately important things that early goals were completely reasonable.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 12:17 PM (BD/yx)
heh.
video at thegatewaypundit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2020 12:18 PM (vEIlU)
"Wait, you're saying that eating chilled monkey brains is bad for you?"
--Bad Guys in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (C1Lsn)
"A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
That's nice. I'm sure it's a lovely song.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)
substantial amounts of animal blood could have been any of those
scenarios.
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To avoid speceism and in the interests of general fairness, it should be noted that animals have sometimes bite humans whether for hunting/eating or counter-hunting/eating purposes.
Posted by: G at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2020 11:17 AM (0xMqp)
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No, he's just desperate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 11:18 AM (WEBkv)
To get pegged
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (REzVc)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 11:57 AM (axyOa)
Drew Carey ...
Jon Huertas (he played Javier Esposito one of the detectives on Castle).
Both were Marines, iirc ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (LPnfS)
That exact thought occurred to me. I figured it was Grant, but then realized he could have easily played Lincoln. Looks a lot more like him than Henry Fonda, at least.
Of course he'd have to ditch the faux British persona he built up for his career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dalai Lama at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (7YqDN)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (6IMLD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)
>>I can only hope that Trump's second term will lead to a reckoning for all of these Grifters in DC.
Rudy is practically begging the Senate to call him as a witness.
Talk about an own goal.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Peter Schweizer's new book Profiles in Corruption is about to come out.
Reports are 87 pages of notes on where he go all his information, all legitimate sources.
Not a single Anonymous source.
Its already one of, if not the top, of the bestseller list, and its not even out yet.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (NgKpN)
feminism explicitly wanted to destroy the family, encourage
homosexuality and pursue radical Maoist cultural revolution in the West.
This was always their goal, always their endgame.
A while back, I read a book-- maybe it was Freakonomics-- that claimed the women's movement was really a big business construct; they liked the cheap female labor they got in WWII and wanted to keep having cheap labor from them.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: bill
I know, right? 'Tis a mystery.
Posted by: Tinker at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (ilTjN)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (C1Lsn)
The extremists were always the driving force, its just that their earliest goals and complaints were completely reasonable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)
...
They sank the ERA Amendment on the verge of it passing.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
Nope, she held onto the Articles to help Biden in his campaign.
Sanders and Warren cannot effectively campaign as long as the 'Trial' lasts.
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)
I don't think YOU'RE wrong, but I'm baffled as to why they are still solidly backing Biden. Yeah, I get that he's polling well--but that's purely name recognition.
Once people see him out on the trail, once they see him standing next to Trump.....c'mon. I don't see Biden getting anyone not already a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat, the kind who would vote for a '57 Chevy as long as it has a (D) by it's name....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
True, but Democrats are full of spectacularly bad ideas. I can attest to that being here in California.
A couple considerations. First, I suspect Pelosi was getting a lot of pressure from the hard left to impeach, pressure to which she succumbed before a lot of the Biden corruption story came out. So it's possible that the impeachment saga was intended at the time to mollify the hard left and to torpedo Sanders and Warren in favor of the DNC's favored candidate.
Now she's got the articles of impeachment, what to do with them? She can't just sit on them indefinitely without facing a lot of awkward questions.
I have no idea, I'm just throwing out another possible scenario. The whole idea has blown up spectacularly in the Dems' faces, so it's difficult to assess just how delusional they were when they decided to do this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (le94c)
Or maybe they were expecting something--but it didn't pan out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
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I think they're playing Calvinball. My nickel says that this started out with an elaborate battle, which began with Schiff reading his fake transcript into the record. Like most battle plans, though, it didn't survive first contact with the enemy - when Trump released the real transcript and blew their plan into its component atoms.
Now they're just winging it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:08 PM (mGQEH)
They're running the Kavanaugh playbook. Expect a lot of shenanigans after the clock has run out and a succession of witnesses, each one more outlandish and unbelievable than the last.
They know they have no leverage to make demands, but they can gaslight the RINOs into believing they do. Because "fairness". So get ready for the clown show from hell.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (so3dR)
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on"
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And they make such a BIG DEAL out of Shakespeare's sonnets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (CTdps)
Yeah, I know Joe's got a lot of baggage, too, but it's baggage that, with the help of the media, can be glossed over as simply more Republican lies.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (0oVJn)
Dang. The fiddler is aloof.
The chaair is against the wall.
Posted by: Muldoon
Ladyl has a tennis bad......
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (arJlL)
Their Voters are idiots. They don't have to learn them a new name if they back Joe.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (6IMLD)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:06 PM (CqE5x)
Or ... they want the trial to be in progress during the early primaries, neatly scuppering the campaigns of Sanders, Warren, and Klobuchar, and boosting Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:11 PM (le94c)
No one had even thought about it until mid December when Lawrence Tribe ran some op/ed claiming it would be a "great idea!" that would Hurt Trump, and all the Dems said "Oooh! He's Shmart! We should do that!!!" so they did.
And it only took them a month to figure out well, this was just a really stupid idea that accomplished nothing at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Chris Rock had a bit on guys who attend women's marches - men go because the women are easy (known since they're marching for consequence-free sex) and they'll take care of any oopsies.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 20, 2020 12:20 PM (gauLa)
And they wanted more women available in the office to boff....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (CqE5x)
...
Read the early feminist tracts. They were pretty much out there from the get-go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:15 PM (le94c)
I think this is true but it's also true that there were enough legitimately important things that early goals were completely reasonable.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 12:17 PM (BD/yx)
The way I see it, there were women who saw themselves at the bottom of a tall hill, and they figured it was going to take a massive effort to get up the hill. So they started the car, and floored it, chewing up gravel and stalling, and fishtailing and otherwise revving the engine as hard as they could... to achieve some amount of progress.
Right or wrong, they weren't worried about hurting anyone's feelings as they went.
So, fast-forward to the 21st century, and almost all the gains women sought in the early days of the movement, they got 'em!
You'd think it was time to ease up on the gas pedal.
Yeah, nope. They still got the pedal to the floor.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (hku12)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)
Republicans need to demand that Warren, Biden, and Sanders recuse themselves due to their blatant conflict of interest.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (so3dR)
"I'm Willing To Settle!"
I miss the heady days of "Iron My Shirt" guy.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:23 PM (6IMLD)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (yL25O)
I know that is the choice of the DNC and they will probably use the same tricks as they did last time for Hillary but I don't think he makes it to Super Tuesday without a major health collapse. Both he and Bernie are very old and in very bad health.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
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I've got to think it's tied to the black vote.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
got willowed on the last thread...make an effort to see the FISA/FISC abuse video from OAN. In one hour you get what Jack's been saying for three years.
Posted by: DanMan at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: DanMan at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (XTiHL)
They know they have no leverage to make demands, but they can gaslight the RINOs into believing they do. Because "fairness". So get ready for the clown show from hell.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (so3dR)
I don't think McConnell will let them do it, because he's in charge and it's HIS reputation on the line. He's not going to let Pelosi and Schiff mess with His Senate.
and the claims of Parnas are already contradicting themselves and falling apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
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They're running the Kavanaugh playbook. Expect a lot of shenanigans after the clock has run out and a succession of witnesses, each one more outlandish and unbelievable than the last.
They know they have no leverage to make demands, but they can gaslight the RINOs into believing they do. Because "fairness". So get ready for the clown show from hell.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (so3dR)
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The Lev Parnas debacle indicates that this may be part of the plan - except skipping Blasey-Ford and jumping right to Swetnick as a starting point.
And the Republicans *desperately* need to learn that "fairness" is a profoundly stupid idea when both sides are not playing fair. If you're in a chess game and both sides agree to the rules, you shouldn't violate them - it would be unfair and you will be excoriated for doing so and your victory will be nullified.
If one side has no rules, your side following the old rules is just a recipe for defeat.
The Dems destroyed the rules. They're dead. Forget fairness and go for the kill.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:25 PM (mGQEH)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (bDqIh)
Does Chris Rock still have a career?
I don't think you can tell jokes like that anymore. You'd be cancelled. So maybe he's still out there, but if so I'm guessing he's much quieter about such things.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2020 12:25 PM (hku12)
Once people see him out on the trail, once they see him standing next to Trump.....c'mon. I don't see Biden getting anyone not already a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat, the kind who would vote for a '57 Chevy as long as it has a (D) by it's name....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:21 PM (CqE5x)
Agreed, but that's true of ALL of their candidates. Betoff and Kalamari initially were touted as future superstars, and they're interviewing for reverse mortgage commercials now. Sanders is anathema to the DNC, I suspect, judging by the lengths they went to in 2016 to shiv him. Warren will clobber DNC fundraising on Wall Street.
The Democrat bench is hopeless. Yet another thing we can thank Barky for, in addition to leaving all those judicial appointments unfilled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2020 12:25 PM (le94c)
Nood but... almost all young guys going to protests are just there hoping to hook up with protest girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2020 12:22 PM (6IMLD)
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Joe has the appearance - if you don't look too deep or seriously think about it - of being a normal big-government Democrat and not a radical communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2020 12:27 PM (mGQEH)
I said "Not unless they're having extreme symptoms" or as Chris noted, "It's a matter of perspective"
I'm not a big fan of the stupid phrase from whatever that movie was about how to write female characters "I think of a man and take away all accountability or reason" because what it isn't helpful IMO to talk about women allies on the conservative side as being bat*** crazy and ready to bash their spouses head in with a hammer every thirty days, because I'm assuming the men here who speak fondly or fondly amusingly of their spouses are/were not really worried about being murdered by their wife or they would not still be married.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 12:27 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 12:27 PM (REzVc)
and the claims of Parnas are already contradicting themselves and falling apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Mitch looks like a turtle and a dweeb, but he didn't get to where he is--and where he intends to stay--by acting like one....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 12:28 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: MW at January 20, 2020 12:28 PM (hNTtn)
shadows and lighting far beyond anything they deal with today.
Yea, like today's problems. "How do I use CGI to deify the laws of physics today?"
Posted by: Paladin at January 20, 2020 12:31 PM (1IDog)
Asking for a friend.
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I can assure you that somewhere on the Internet there is a crochet pattern for the decoration you want.
May I suggest Red Lion acrylic yarn, which has no reason to exist other that to make hats like that?
Posted by: sal at January 20, 2020 12:37 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 20, 2020 12:38 PM (H8QX8)
And when he wakes up tomorrow, he will be President.
Pelosi will still be ugly.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 20, 2020 12:47 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Horde Yoda at January 20, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
PADAWAN ASK NOT
Posted by: Horta Yoda at January 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ufFY8)
https://sistercelluloid.com/2015/11/05/world-war-i/
Posted by: Chubfuddler at January 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Nrfxw)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2020 05:19 PM (FLiOE)
BTW, interesting that you mention the film "Love Letters". The screenplay was by Ayn Rand, back when she was writing "women's pictures" for Hollywood. She should have stuck with what she did well.
Posted by: Brown Line at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (S6ArX)
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Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)