aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Morning Rant
"So if the reason that all of those CNN stories that have blown up in their smug faces were due to innocent, could-have-happened-to-anyone reporting errors, you'd think that some number of them would be in Trump's favor. If these errors were truly random, I mean. Then you'd expect up to half of the errors would work to Trump's advantage. But the actual number is, get this, zero. Isn't that odd? And if reporters were such fearlessly unbiased champions of the truth that they like to portray themselves as, you'd think at least one of them would be questioning this weird statistical anomaly. But, not to worry. I'm sure they'll get around to asking these questions any day now." 
And Speaking of Character:
Ted Kennedy was a front-runner for the 1972 election, but in 1969 he got into a car accident, which killed a campaign worker, and fled the scene without contacting the police.( *facepalm* ) "He got into a car accident." No, you imbecile, he drunk-drove off Chappaquiddick Bridge into the creek. The campaign worker, whose name you couldn't be bothered to mention, was Mary Jo Kopechne, and she wasn't killed by the accident itself, but by Brave Sir Teddy running away and leaving her to die in the submerged car. This description misses being an outright lie by only a small fraction. It's disgusting that even now, decades later, people are willing to cover for those Kennedy vermin. And what kind of a man would leave a woman in a submerged car and not tell anyone for 8 hours? Did he want to make sure she was dead? If You Have To Say You're Real News, You're Not Real News
Compare & Contrast:
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AoSHQ Prayer List
Farmer- Friend lost his mother, age 93. She was ready to go, just a couple of yrs ago lost her youngest child, her only daughter to cancer. Rickl- Lung cancer. Redc1c4- General Health. Would like to be healthy enough to look for a j*b. Abby- Father has passed. Children have ex-communicated. Carol- Her Brother's eventual passing. kbdabear- Mother's dementia. CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer. Hrothgar- Lost Son in accident. Ritabootoo- Someone who may have colon cancer. Fenelon Spoke- Healing for my son and ability to pay healthcare bills. RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes, who's too weak for the heart surgery she needs, and whose condition is deteriorating rapidly. Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke. Bebe's boobs destroy- Former co-worker's four year-old has cancer. Mindful webworker- Wife's health due to longstanding issues. ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma). pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health. Jade Sea- Husband's cancer tcn- husband's possible lung tumor and swollen lymph nodes. Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery. junior- Employment Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing. Miley- Future employment, big move, Mother's cellulitis of leg. Captain Whitebread- Mother's health and stable employment. Jinx- Mother's passing. Emmie- Continued relationship with Daughter. Vic- Return of cancer. ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer. Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter. Just wondering- Sister, Lisa, has a brain tumor. Christopher Taylor- Health and depression. Lin-duh fell- My FIL passed away 9/27/17. Could use the prayers for my husband finding a job. Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer. Weirddave and Gingy- Gingy's father passing away. Alexthechick- Father's dementia. Molly K- Neice killed by elderly driver. Donna V- Bills to be paid and alcoholic Brother. Gushka- Infection after being bitten by her horse. Her friends' mental health after returning from battle. TonyPete- Friends' terminal diagnosis, Wife's, (Renee), terminal illness. bergerbuilder- Multiple strokes, out of hospital at end of September. Chi- Friend's passing, (Lewis), after battle with cancer. huerfano- Father's recovery from heart failure. The Oort Cloud- Thalassemia, genetic blood disorder, complicated my hemolytic anemia. "Given" two years by doctor. Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues. Hopped up on Something- Immediate Family member with cancer. Bone pain without opioids, Hospital Policy. Publius- Father's health. Rheumatoid arthritis, severe pain during flare-ups. Stamina, in general. Cannibal Bob- Two brothers in law. 1. Brain tumor hospice soon.
2. Just diagnosed cancer around heart and in aorta. Biopsy taken. Stage 3.
3. Cousin just completed 5 rounds of chemo for cancer in abdomen. Reoccurance from many years ago. Insomniac- 1) That my autoimmune disorder will stay under control. 2) That the work situation I have will continue to come together and grow. Oregon Muse- Shoulder replacement and recovery. Slapweasel- Father's dementia and Mother's attitude. Jane D'oh- My husband's elderly aunt, (89), who was admitted to the hospital 11/20/17 with pneumonia. She has COPD, is a lung cancer survivor. Jane broke her foot, prayer for resolve and healing. USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family. Iron Mike Golf- My grandsons. Safety and peace for them. Cheri- Lost Son, (21), in February to hiking accident. Teresa in Ft. Worth- Lost Daughter, (26) to suicide on September 7th. Alf767- Employment. 60 y.o. ex-pilot in aviation industry. Backwards Boy- B'Gal has Congestive heart failure, COPD, scleroderma and arthritis. Northernlurker- Money issues, does NOT want to dip into investments. Dang- Esophageal cancer. Starting radiation and chemo week of 11/26/17. westminsterdogshow- Best friend's Mom, Marge suffered a seizure/stroke. 12/1/17.
Additions, updates and corrections should be sent to Slapweasel. Look under Slap's nic in this comment for his e-mail address. I think this prayer list is a great idea. Thanks to Slap for compiling it. I hope he doesn't mind me posting it. Might give it greater visibility to the Horde.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 12, 2017 11:31 AM (rkIFo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:31 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 12, 2017 11:31 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 11:32 AM (vPJRN)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 11:32 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:32 AM (rXkis)
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Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:33 AM (RzgQJ)
Yep. Though in a really red county. Moore is going to win in this county by +30.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:33 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2017 11:34 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:34 AM (QQ+il)
A Husband?
>> Did he want to make sure she was dead?
No way MJK was not pregnant. Absolutely no way.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:34 AM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 11:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
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Nope, that's incorrect. It's true that random reporting errors would tend to be favorable towards a President half the time, and unfavorable the other half.
But all of the favorable errors were used up during the Obama administration, so now the press is left with no choice other than fulfilling the unfavorable quota against Trump.
Stop trying to demonize our glorious free press.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Horton at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (t/5UL)
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (sGtp+)
And what kind of a man would leave a woman in a submerged car and not tell anyone for 8 hours? Did he want to make sure she was dead?
I always heard THAT'S why he never ran for president. A deal was struck.
"You don't run, we don't investigate".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:37 AM (rXkis)
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 11:37 AM (1Oy/Q)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mika and Joe at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC
Crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (rXkis)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 11:38 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: IanDeal at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (qcIL3)
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/940385651102494720
Yeah, CNN printing fake news...provided by/in coordination with Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
And Prayers Up for everyone on that list. May God Bless us all, each and every one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (tRaq7)
kind of like Sirhan Sirhan saying that "if Bobby Kennedy were alive today he'd forgive me."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (ILitO)
That is both good and bad... for everyone else. Best wishes to everyone!
And why isn't Ace getting a mention? Surely his shelving skills need all the prayer he can get?
Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (HDMVB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 11:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cory at December 12, 2017 11:40 AM (insj0)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM (r9UYA)
Sort of like how everything Obama did was harmful to America. If he were merely incompetent, he would have occasionally done something good by accident. But nope.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM (xjiRE)
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I've got "Property of Karl Marx" tattooed on my ass. Wanna look?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Horton at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (t/5UL)
Yes it is, thank you. I saw the surgeon last week who looked at the X-rays and said everything looks very good and he sees no reason why I won't make a complete recovery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM (vPJRN)
A coward who saw his political future ruined. But he wasn't counting on the desperation of the left to protect the Kennedy name and legacy.
This man was seriously considered a presidential candidate several times. That's how ridiculous our political system is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (39g3+)
Voters elected a Democratic teen sex predator in 1984, and it was no big deal
https://tinyurl.com/ybrftxqr
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (IqV8l)
Our Farrier is a Jew!
Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (k1TUh)
#realboy
Posted by: Pinocchio at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (rnAwa)
"I'm something something and something else and doggonit, people like me."
- some congressgroper who won't quit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (39g3+)
they are pushing the misogyny narrative now, conflating old accusations of (maybe) unwanted kisses with "we knew not to get on the elevator with him" cover ups.
But the real point of all the salacious sex talk is to cover up Democrat treason in high places, like Hillary taking $150M from Russia for our uranium, and dealing with such treason on secret servers ... AND having a compliant FBI aggressively covering her tracks, and creating a Trump/Russia smoke screen.
DNC/FusionGPS/FBI ... and their oligarch friends like Soros, and now Bezos and his new improved (more left than ever) WaPo.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (otAqJ)
hope I am repeating that correctly.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (ILitO)
"You don't run, we don't investigate".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:37 AM (rXkis)
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Ted Kennedy did run, or at least he tried to. In 1980, he launched an attempt to wrest the Dim nomination from Jimmy Carter.
Kennedy lost when, during a t.v. interview, he was asked why he wanted to be president, and he couldn't come up with an answer.
Posted by: Argentine Navy at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (fqUgw)
Are you trying to say that Trump drinking 12 Diet Cokes or Coke's as CNN writes, a day isn't "real" news?!?!?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (TiIoH)
I'm a real boy Mister President! How dare you.
#realboy
Posted by: Pinocchio at December 12, 2017 11:42 AM (rnAwa)
Tell me another lie! Tell me another lie!!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 12, 2017 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)
History is made at night. Character is what you are inna the dark.
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (sGtp+)"
came to the comments thread hoping to find this, was not disappointed
Posted by: Bored383 at December 12, 2017 11:44 AM (70HTk)
"You don't run, we don't investigate".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:37 AM (rXkis)
Except he did run against incumbent Carter in 1980. Although his campaign practically blew up on the launchpad when he couldn't answer one simple question from Roger Mudd:"Why do you want to be President?"
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 11:44 AM (wtvvX)
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I've got "Property of Karl Marx" tattooed on my ass. Wanna look?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM
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Next to the one that says "Will culturally appropriate for tenure"?
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 11:44 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (ILitO)
Yes, it was in an article in an East Coast newspaper, like the NY Times or Boston Glob.
It made 'quote of the year' on the Newsbusters site, iirc. You should check there first.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM (vPJRN)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 12, 2017 11:43 AM (TiI
Perhaps the accusations are not true.... I know, unpossible, because... accused, but...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM (zSVEm)
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Have we ever lied to you? I mean, lately. Say, last five minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)
http://www.nytimes.com/1987/12/09/obituaries/bishara-sirhan-assassin-s-father.html
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM (CSaCX)
I've got "Property of Karl Marx" tattooed on my ass. Wanna look?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM
I have one on my dick. Wanna see?
Posted by: Michael Obama at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM (r9UYA)
I still remember the interview that sank him when he was trying to primary Jimmy Carter. A very sympathetic reporter had him in a puff piece interview, set him up with a very easy question that he thought would help Teddy, "So why do you think you should be President? What would you do?"
And Teddy just hemmed and hawed and stammered and let his mouth hang open, until the reporter went on to another question - it was clear that Teddy had never woken up from his lifelong drunken stupor long enough to even consider the question.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (k1TUh)
So given the way I'd like treat Congress and the Federal judiciary ... I guess I've got a bad character.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
Probably important to remember that CNN employs Evan Perez, good friend and former WSJ colleague of Fusion GPS' Glenn Simson. They wrote several stories together at the WSJ. Perez is also the guy who just published the quickly corrected story about Jeff Sessions failing to declare meetings with Russian agents.
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/940385651102494720
Yeah, CNN printing fake news...provided by/in coordination with Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
As jackstraw noted yesterday, "Evan Perez, good friend and former WSJ colleague of Fusion GPS' Glenn Simson" also penned a piece in April saying the dossier was support for the FISA warrant.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (AjNMO)
Basically they can (and often do) take any story and juxtapose it with some vague, anti-Trump text and whip up some nice, subliminal agitprop.
Story about "childhood poverty"? Gin up the Chyron to blurb about "Trump Tax plan to benefit the top 1%..."etc
Islamic terrorist attack? Chyron will doubtless be describing "Muslim Americans fear that Trump's Muslim ban is a radicalizing force.." or "Trump cuts funding for outreach to deradicalize Muslims" etc etc etc.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (W/SyC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 11:47 AM (wtvvX)
Prayers do amazing things (both great and small) for the soul. Please know you are cared for and loved.
Posted by: LR at December 12, 2017 11:47 AM (43LV+)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2017 11:47 AM (398bZ)
Two serial gropers in '72. So Bubba Clinton and Joey Bidet the early years.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 11:47 AM (FX/O0)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (9TK8E)
I don't read Cherokee. Have you seen it? The guy who developed the Cherokee alphabet knew what literacy was, but wasn't literate himself. It's just plain whacky.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherokee_syllabary
Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (sGtp+)
He was a democrat (as is almost everyone here who is not me...) BUT he was sane.
He collapsed at the same grocery store where my wife and I normally shop.
Whoever replaces him will be more along the line of commie mayor of NYC, only will be a trans-something illegal alien.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (w7KSn)
Really, I just want to tell the world to eff off for a while.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (ul9CR)
beat me to it! :-)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 11:47 AM (wtvvX)
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Yes, but I forgot to change my socks first.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 11:44 AM (wtvvX)
Heh. That was when he realized that "Because it's my turn now" was not a good answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (vPJRN)
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It's almost like they have strict immigration laws or something. Funny that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (xFBfz)
Pickled hobo for supper! Well, not tonight because that takes a while, but still...
It's a COOKBOOK!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (tRaq7)
Then I see the prayer list. Puts things into perspective.
Really puts humanity behind these gray boxes we type into.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Ted Kennedy did run, or at least he tried to. In 1980, he launched an attempt to wrest the Dim nomination from Jimmy Carter.
I remember Carroll O'Connor (aka Archie Bunker) doing TV spots for Teddy back then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)
Yes, I recall that quote exactly. Can't remember who said it but they were pretty big deal at the time.
It was one of the most absurd things I'd ever heard. If only all those Jews were alive today, they'd thank Hitler for saving the German economy!
Sometimes I think Ted Kennedy was just a regular schlub who was kind of forced onto the national stage and knew nothing of what to do or how to act, he just wanted to go watch football and drink beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 11:50 AM (2X7pN)
I don't think he knew or had thought about it. It was just what everyone expected him to do and said he should do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: H Badger at December 12, 2017 11:50 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Asking that makes you all the more deserving.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (AM1GF)
Ready to get back south of I10
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (BIr2P)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Billy Carter knew how to act.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (rXkis)
...and rape women.
But, mostly the Rape thing.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (RzgQJ)
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Character is what happens after you hit the secret lock-the-door button.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Slight correction which makes it worse. Teddy actually did go back to the party to quietly get his two buddies to come back and check out the scene. Mary Jo's friends were still at the party but Teddy said nothing to them. The two buddies went back with Teddy to look at the scene. Teddy told them he was going to get help but never did. He went back to his hotel to sleep it off. Also, the two buddies were lawyers and Teddy claimed attorney-client privilege and forbid them to cooperate with police.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (ul9CR)
There was a scene from a movie called 'Repossessed', with Leslie Nielsen and Linda Blair that was a spoof of 'The Exorcist'. A dad and his kids were playing with a ouija board, and the dad asked if Ted Kennedy would ever be President. The planchette flew off the board bounced off walls and hit a model car which rolled off a shelf and into a fish tank.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (4i6ln)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (FX/O0)
Wake up at 10:00pm, unable to sleep because of troubles.
Then I see the prayer list. Puts things into perspective.
Really puts humanity behind these gray boxes we type into.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 11:49 AM (LWu6U)
This.
Well wishes for all the horde, and especially for those in need.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (BIr2P)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (r9UYA)
Ask them if they have even one source, and keep bringing it up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IanDeal
You forgot the Rethuglicans are doody head constant
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (RrtlF)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (RzgQJ)
And Teddy just hemmed and hawed and stammered and let his mouth hang open, until the reporter went on to another question - it was clear that Teddy had never woken up from his lifelong drunken stupor long enough to even consider the question.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 11:46 AM (k1TUh)
A very important question that needs to be asked. I never saw any interview where Hillary Clinton was asked the question. I guess word got around to reporters - STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION!!!
But then when deciding who to vote for the voters never had any idea just WTH Hillary would do.
Versus Trump -- if you didn't know what he wanted to do you must have been just back from a trip to Mars.
Posted by: Sigmoid Fraud at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (7n4KQ)
And yes, I'm out of trenchant analysis of the election.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (4u7kU)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (HgMAr)
Posted by: GeoSTI at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (w1GWh)
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A Viking raping and pillaging? Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (df+Zi)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 11:54 AM (geAkB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 11:54 AM (k1TUh)
Ace dropped hi iPod?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
I'm a weak RINO but I'll run again!
Posted by: Dino Rossi at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (r9UYA)
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Yup, and why there is not a gif of him buggering a boy on the encyclopedia dramatica website is certainly a wonder.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (QAOZh)
*cough*song came out in '83*cough*album in '84*cough*
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Asking that makes you all the more deserving.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 11:51 AM (AM1GF)
We've all got problems, some more severe on their face than others, but it doesn't mean we don't need prayer and support. And besides, that's what this community does.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (6n332)
I remember it too. That interview effectively ended his presidential hopes once and for all.
I used to live across the street from Joan Kennedy after her divorce. She was a lovely lady and he absolutely destroyed her.
Ted Kennedy was a horrible, evil piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (/tuJf)
that seems to be a place the elite plan to escape to in lavish bunkers, if "things go bad". Peter Thiel managed to get expedited citizenship iirc. "Nice" to put the stock market funny money billions to work like that.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Mo Brooks at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (398bZ)
Acosta was Sarah's slap bitch yesterday at the briefing. At the end of his whipping I thought he was going to cry. LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (xFBfz)
Posted by: sofa saver
I have him by 7 in yesterday's pool...
Posted by: kraken
8.5
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 11:56 AM (rXkis)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (ILitO)
His bad luck, I guess, to have shot and killed the one guy that would have supported his freedom.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 11:57 AM (geAkB)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 11:57 AM (pMGkg)
111
Roy Moore will win by 13.
Posted by: sofa saver
I have him by 7 in yesterday's pool...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 11:55 AM (zSVEm)
I'll take 11.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 11:57 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 11:57 AM (RzgQJ)
Bush doesn't know how supermarket scanners work. (false) Bush used hand sanitizer after shaking hands with a black man. (misleading-ALL POTUS's do that-under doctor's orders-after shaking hands) "Mission Accomplished." (completely misleading) I could go on.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (ul9CR)
years ago said that if the Mary Jo K were alive today she'd be thankful
for everything Teddy Bare did to protect Medicare
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I think Brit Hume tweeted that on what would have been her 65th
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (XQvuQ)
The Kennedy Klan makes the Hapsbergs seem downright friendly and normal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (FX/O0)
Posted by: garrett, one to the left of rickb at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Caliban at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (vBGc/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That right there is bullcrap, friend. It's not a contest. We all need the prayers. It is shocking how much pain and suffering is on that list of our little community. Keep posting, I always enjoy what you have to say. Thanks for the prayers. Know that I'm praying for you and all the others.
Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (QQ+il)
I really thought that they were pushing the timeline because that album was released in November 1989 and the wall coming down, which figured prominently in the movie, occurred on November 9th, 1989. So how did the Stasi already have a copy of the song on the 4th or 5th of that month?
CNN got the dates wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (lKyWE)
I wish I could prove it, but I am pretty sure someone once not too many
years ago said that if the Mary Jo K were alive today she'd be thankful
for everything Teddy Bare did to protect Medicare
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I think Brit Hume tweeted that on what would have been her 65th
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (XQvuQ)
Pretty stupid on Hume's part, if true..
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 11:59 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (KP5rU)
Nena was hot.
Armpit bush and all.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (RzgQJ)
True story. Years ago some friends were in Hyannis harbor waiting in line to gas up at the gas dock.
Kennedy came swooping in on his sailboat with his usual cast of actual deplorables and just moved in ahead of everyone because of course he did.
A little thing but that was Ted Kennedy. Just an all around horrible human being and as you said, just like the rest of that putrid clan.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (HgMAr)
Eh, I wouldn't have any objection to evacuating all Christians out of that region, while halting Muslim immigration. And for the tin foil hat folk, there is more to the Sirhan case than meets the eye. Frankly, I don't know what to believe about it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (/qEW2)
We're all here, and I'll be praying for you, and everyone.
BTW, pimping my own problem that isn't really a problem -- my first ultrasound is next week at 7.5 weeks. I'm really worried. I have been pregnant once before, and everything was fine at 7 weeks, and I went back at 11.5 weeks and found out that my little daughter had died the week before (missed miscarriage). I am trying to stay at peace, but I would really appreciate prayers for my two little embryos that got transferred for the next few weeks. It's probably a lack of faith, but I'm scared.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (QAOZh)
Glad you're getting better and looking forward to a full recovery. Glad you're back and thanks for all you do here.
Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (lfXAE)
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I think Brit Hume tweeted that on what would have been her 65th
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM
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I'm not sure twatter was around.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (ul9CR)
Well, hairy pits are an acquired taste... Okay though, once upon a time... girls who did not shave their legs, though... never could get used to that....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (Enq6K)
"Ficus" is when others are watching...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 11:33 AM (MINbv)
*rimshot*
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (lfifx)
Posted by: Cornholio at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (5clls)
Gabe under one arm and Epstein under the other.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 12:00 PM (KP5rU)
Vastly better taste in music. I don't even know what that crap is that joe plays. I was a better guitar player when I was 10.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 11:50 AM (2X7pN)
They also protected Barney "Brothel in my Basement" Frank.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (FX/O0)
Yes.
But - and here comes the Pro Tip :
If she'll let you shave her pits, she'll let you shave just about anything.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (RzgQJ)
The reason is simple. The average Republican voter no longer is willing to let Democrats get away with anything they want, while Republicans must play by stringent rules. Even worse those stringent rules are set by leftists and enforced by gate keeping so called "conservatives".
I hope Roy Moore is elected and by a large margin. Not because of who he is, but because the message it will send to the gatekeepers and to the leftists.
We are willing to go there to protect ourselves and our nation.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (MuTTO)
someone once not too many years ago said that if the Mary Jo K were
alive today she'd be thankful for everything Teddy Bare did to protect
Medicare
kind of like Sirhan Sirhan saying that "if Bobby Kennedy were alive today he'd forgive me."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 11:39 AM (ILitO)
Well, if Mary Jo were alive today, that would mean one of two things: either Teddy never drunk-drove his Oldsmobile into the water, or that he rescued her after the wreck. In either case, she'd really have no axe to grind against him, would she?
Kind of like saying, "If Abel were alive today, he'd have no gripe with Cain."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:03 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (ul9CR)
BTW, pimping my own problem that isn't really a
problem -- my first ultrasound is next week at 7.5 weeks. I'm really
worried. I have been pregnant once before, and everything was fine at 7
weeks, and I went back at 11.5 weeks and found out that my little
daughter had died the week before (missed miscarriage). I am trying to
stay at peace, but I would really appreciate prayers for my two little
embryos that got transferred for the next few weeks. It's probably a
lack of faith, but I'm scared.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (QAOZh)
Extra prayers for you sunny-dee and for your little mites.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (Enq6K)
...........
Is he drinking a Diet Coke?
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: sunny-dee
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Prayers out for you sunny-dee.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (vE0fx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)
The resistance is trying to reanimate that story about Trump being an octopus on an airplane. I know that many details were picked apart, such as the airplane she claimed this happened on did not have armrests that could be raised as she claimed in her story.
But another thing - her story sounded very much like she just plagiarized an actual event involving a British television executive, even down to the "octopus" descriptor.
Now I can't find the British TV exec story and I know I read it during the campaign.
Anyone else remember this?
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
He's shaking a 2 liter bottle of it and it's pointed at the press.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
I wath shocked--shocked to find dickthucking occurring in my houthe!
Posted by: Brawney Frank at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)
Trump making a statement on visa lottery system and chain migration.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (Enq6K)
...........
Is he drinking a Diet Coke?
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
Well, Pepsi had their Obama product logo....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (zSVEm)
stay at peace, but I would really appreciate prayers for my two little
embryos that got transferred for the next few weeks. It's probably a
lack of faith, but I'm scared.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (QAOZh)
Double prayers for you sunny-dee!
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
Another thing is that it's always the feds who take them down, never the state AG's, who are too busy suing Exxon for global warming to actually go hunting for their fellow Democrats. Not that they'd want to.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:06 PM (O5Q3r)
Having lost a child myself, you definitely have my prayers for a successful pregnancy and a healthy, happy child.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 12, 2017 12:06 PM (uiwCw)
Thanks sunny-dee!
I could write for a software product , I think, pretty much spent years in IT. My problem is a yuge unemployment / stay at home gap.
Is it possible to connect with anyone legit for on-spec or freelance writing?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 12:06 PM (hMwEB)
A deputy director of the CIA, along with the rest of the intel community, decides to take on Trump, and doesn't consider the consequences.
Huh.
Top. Men.
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 12:06 PM (WonQS)
"If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I think it was worded in a way that criticized Ted, like 'If only she hadn't drowned, ...etc.'
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (FX/O0)
But the family is dying out. Too much entitlement and not enough actual work. Say what you will about Joe and his sons....but they worked hard at cheating and stealing and worse.
The third and fourth generations are just scummy rich kids with dissolute attitudes and not much else besides a tenuous link to a thieving family.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (wYseH)
Two touchdowns, one PA and one missed PA.
I have him by a TD + PA.
Roll Tide!
Speaking of, I was at the grocery store the other day when this little old lady came up behind me and said she was an Auburn fan (I was wearing my 'Bama shirt and houndstooth cap as usual). She started a conversation I haven't had about Bama and Auburn football since I left Alabama. She absolutely loathed My Beloved Crimson Tide, but she let me know it in the nicest possible way. Turns out she was from B'ham and my GMa lived there too, so I know it well.
She also had that endearing Southern lilt to her voice, so sweet. She could stick the knife in and twist it repeatedly and you'd never feel a thing until much later. Instead of calling you a "dumb SOB," she'd say, "Well bless your heart." With a smile. And mean it. Sorta.
I chuckled for a couple of hours afterwards. I hope I run into her again. Friendly rivalry FTW!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (tRaq7)
Kennedy came swooping in on his sailboat with his usual cast of actual deplorables and just moved in ahead of everyone because of course he did.
A little thing but that was Ted Kennedy. Just an all around horrible human being and as you said, just like the rest of that putrid clan.
Posted by: JackStraw
When John John decided to turn that Piper Cub into a submarine.
Who else could commandeer a naval vessel to search for a missing loved one?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: CNN - at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
He's shaking a 2 liter bottle of it and it's pointed at the press.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
You'll know he means business when he whips out the Mentos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (zSVEm)
They are both buttheads, so it can be confusing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (7UW64)
A recipe with Brussel Sprouts.
Truly a great book. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll break out in hives.
At least it wasn't okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 11:35 AM (KUaJL)
This parallels my response to those who keep telling me kneeling is a silent protest against racial injustice. "If you have to keep reminding me how honorable your protest is, when all I see is total disrespect to this country and those who stand up for it, then your protest is not worth a damn.
Posted by: Bill R. at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (IuYIh)
And for the tin foil hat folk, there is more to the Sirhan case than meets the eye. Frankly, I don't know what to believe about it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Parallax View
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
You'll know he means business when he whips out the Mentos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 11:54 AM (k1TUh)
I still say "laugh-a now, monkey boy" to my kids and they still don't get it. Not going to explain either.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 12:02 PM (hLRSq)
Heh. Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (vPJRN)
Of course that makes it sound like she was standing there screaming at the press corps.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
Another true story. I used to work with Joyce way back in the day when I actually was 29.
Even then he was a creepy, slimy dude and I wasn't a bit surprised to hear about his arrest. My ex and I have been laughing about this, she worked with him too.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf)
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Maybe I'm completely misremembering the format and it was on Special Report?
The original comment suggested it was from *just* a few years ago.
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (FX/O0)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (zSVEm)
He hears all prayers, and his grace is a rushing river, wider than the Mississippi, raining down at all times. Reach out and receive it.
Sometimes the answer to prayer is that you must go through something. Not always something nice. But there is a reason, and trust in God's plan for you, because all will be made clear and straight in the end.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
"It's not my g*****n planet, understand monkey-boy?"
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (AM1GF)
Plus another one for you, too.
The world needs more 'Rons. And 'Ettes, too, as the case may be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (tRaq7)
A recipe with Brussel Sprouts.
Truly a great book. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll break out in hives.
At least it wasn't okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Oh you hush, you. They really are good!
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM (7UW64)
Sometimes it feels like that purpose is to serve as a warning for others, and then be a nice meal for worms at the end.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Call Jones Dougy Blue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)
I am trying to stay at peace, but I would really appreciate prayers for my two little embryos that got transferred for the next few weeks. It's probably a lack of faith, but I'm scared.
I'm so sorry for your loss, and you are in my prayers. May God grant you a child you can raise with love and care. We need all the little rons and ettes we can fill the world with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/p5cjszb
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 12:11 PM (BIr2P)
At this point, I am pretty sure God is a Lab Tech and I'm in the Control Group.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:11 PM (RzgQJ)
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I can't remember (might have been lost in a fog of, um, substances) which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead.
----------------------
Beavis is The Great Cornholio!
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (pMGkg)
"The resistance is trying to reanimate that story about Trump being an octopus on an airplane."
That they have to recycle stories and accusers from the 2016 campaign shows they haven't found anything else.
And just imagine how they have been frantically digging. Probably asked women who were in Trump's 1st grade class if they remember him grabbing them inappropriately while playing "Duck Duck Goose."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (ZM2xo)
https://tinyurl.com/p5cjszb
Well yeah but that's different because Democrat.
Posted by: The MFM - Better Than You! at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (ul9CR)
I guess technically it should be "Go Dawgs" except wrong state.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Seriously, I'm pretty much outta the pool, y'all gotta pick up the slack!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (AM1GF)
don't make me kill another intern Beavis errr Mika
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I've got "Property of Karl Marx" tattooed on my ass. Wanna look?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 11:41 AM
I have one on my dick. Wanna see?
Posted by: Michael Obama at December 12, 2017 11:45 AM
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LOL. You guys slay me.
Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)
I have a good friend, while I was just starting the process, who went in for a routine Pap smear and found out she had a tumor the size of a grapefruit in her uterus -- and they can treat it, but there's a 90% chance she won't be able to have children.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:01 PM (QAOZh)
My wife came home from a gyno visit with the news her gynecologist told her she had a mass the size of (once again) a grapefruit in her uterus. She was scheduled for an MRI three months in the future.
Being a math guy, and knowing her body the way I do I knew that was impossible and it was borderline malpractice to wait that long for an MRI.
She got a new gynecologist within the week. No mass. No problem.
Second opinions are good.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (ajiE5)
May be more accurate to say that Ted seriously considered himself a serious candidate, and a few starry-eyed naifs and diehard Kennedy parasites joined him in the delusion. Hard-eyed pros realized he was the runt of the litter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)
The sudden death of SF Mayor Ed Lee may the thing that finally drives me out of here, after living here since 1967.
He was a democrat (as is almost everyone here who is not me...) BUT he was sane.
He collapsed at the same grocery store where my wife and I normally shop.
Whoever replaces him will be more along the line of commie mayor of NYC, only will be a trans-something illegal alien.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 11:48 AM (w7KSn)
Evidently not sane enough to overturn the sanctuary-city nonsense, though. Karma is a bitch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (HpUpB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (ul9CR)
Prayers up!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)
Well played. Deadly ear-worm.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (5wSNN)
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The original comment suggested it was from *just* a few years ago.
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM
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Maybe it was her 70th or 75th.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (pMGkg)
https://tinyurl.com/p5cjszb
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 12:11 PM (BIr2P)
Why, of course he did! It's the original Russian collusion.
Somebody should make a vodka-based drink and name it the Russian Collusion.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (vPJRN)
And I noticed CNN was on a TV here at work and a headline this morning was "Sanders goes off on media."
Of course that makes it sound like she was standing there screaming at the press corps.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (ZM2xo)
Saw Sean Spicer on Hannity last night and made me realize how lucky we are to have Sarah Sanders as press secretary.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (Enq6K)
Your recipe looks very good - I love roasted Brussels sprouts!
My favorite joke in the cookbook is the one that comes with the very last recipe.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (ZM2xo)
Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy tried again for the POTUS job in 1980, looking to unseat the peanut farmer. But he was again shot down in flames when he agreed to an interview with then CBS reporter Roger Mudd, who basically rammed Chappaquiddick down his throat in that interview, killing forever his White House hopes.
To be sure, Teddy had his vengeance against Mudd, as his reporter career pretty much came to an end not long thereafter, at CBS and everywhere else. Only time I ever saw Mudd on the air after that was several years later, doing promos for the then-brand new "History Channel", when it first started on cable.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (PNxM1)
http://tinyurl.com/y8qslctb
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (Enq6K)
I just saw a fox poll claiming jones leads moore 50-40.
So once again, someone is lying, and lying big time.
For my part I notice that the fox poll had 39% disapproval for Moore, which I might believe, so put me down for:
60% Moore
39% Jones
1% People who will vote for Shelby in his next primary
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2017 08:34 PM (XQvuQ)
I actually don't think a 20 point blowout by Moore is such a stretch since, according to the article over at zerohedge, Trump won the state 62-34 last year, and nothing's happened to make voters more pleased with DC.
So that's make take, on the assumption that the fake allegations never got any real traction, nor did the polls designed to convince everyone that everyone else had fallen for those fake allegations.
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (XQvuQ)
That one needs Moar Weed in it.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
Pass the menthos
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 12:14 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Oil Field Trash at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (tz3/F)
That's wonderful news.
My grandmother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, she was in such pain my mom remembers her screaming and beating her head against the floor.
They opened her head up and... nothing. She was much better after that, though. Prayers? Misdiagnosis? Who cares. She was a dear, devoted lady with enormous dignity and class like a regal queen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/p5cjszb
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 12:11 PM (BIr2P
Yep; he was colluding with the Russians.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (/A+Cl)
The move will be a royal pain in the a**.
Not so much for me, but my mother will not take it well.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Your Heavenly Father loves you way too much for that to be the case.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (zRZaJ)
Naahh.....gzhelka and Diet coke.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (O5Q3r)
215 200 Been reading the Cookbook and "Tami" caused me to break out in hives.
A recipe with Brussel Sprouts.
Truly a great book. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll break out in hives.
At least it wasn't okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Oh you hush, you. They really are good!
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:10 PM
Actually Tami, they sound pretty good. I look forward to trying them. :-)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (0tfLf)
She got a new gynecologist within the week. No mass. No problem.
That's wonderful news.
My grandmother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, she was in such pain my mom remembers her screaming and beating her head against the floor.
They opened her head up and... nothing. She was much better after that, though. Prayers? Misdiagnosis? Who cares. She was a dear, devoted lady with enormous dignity and class like a regal queen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (39g3+)
So... trepanning? Saw that on Master and Commander...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (zSVEm)
I don't believe in karma. I see too many good people get awful shit heaped on them, and too many wicked, awful people getting all they could ever want from life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
If you pay attention as the credits roll, you'll see there are *three* variants of the song listed in the credits.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (5clls)
Horde?
Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (HpUpB)
Where lived a city boy named Donnie Two Scoops
Who never ever learned to politic so well
But he could Twitter outrage the Media like playing a bell
GoGo! Go Donnie go!
Donnie Two Scoops
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (QLvwG)
Evidently not sane enough to overturn the sanctuary-city nonsense, though. Karma is a bitch.
I don't believe in karma. I see too many good people get awful shit heaped on them, and too many wicked, awful people getting all they could ever want from life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
I dunno... the instant kind is not so bad...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 12:09 PM
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Maybe it was her 70th or 75th.
Posted by: irright
Mary Jo 07-26-1940 - 07-18-1969
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (O5Q3r)
Rape, drugs, alcohol, philandering and rape.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
That's wonderful news.
My grandmother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, she was in such pain my mom remembers her screaming and beating her head against the floor.
They opened her head up and... nothing. She was much better after that, though. Prayers? Misdiagnosis? Who cares. She was a dear, devoted lady with enormous dignity and class like a regal queen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (39g3+)
Fluid pressure? Is there such a thing?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:19 PM (5clls)
--
Don't know if it was mentioned, but Me Again Kelly had a "victim" Of
Trumps on who said he groped her... In front of Ray Charles......
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM
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Did he give Ray a play-by-play?
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 12:19 PM (pMGkg)
Don't know if it was mentioned, but Me Again Kelly had a "victim" Of Trumps on who said he groped her... In front of Ray Charles......
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (O2RF
At the rate she's going, she will be resorting to face tattoos for attention any day now...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM
I like to take them and wrap in gold foil then hand them out at Halloween.
But I'm going to try Tami's recipe. But alcohol will be involved.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at December 12, 2017 12:19 PM (IqV8l)
Economy sucks, low employment numbers, hey, that's just how things are now. Its the new normal. Nobody could turn it around, just ask Bill Clinton. There's no magic wand to fix things.
Terrorism in the streets, that's just how big cities are these days, its the new normal. Can't be stopped.
I'm waiting for someone to declare sexual harassment by people in power as the new normal. That's just how things are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+)
Horde?
Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (HpUpB)
Donnie Coke Float
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 12:20 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (0tfLf)
Feel free to add some crumbled bacon....because....bacon.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:20 PM (Enq6K)
89 Warren Moon has a history of being a pussy hound...he got into his share of trouble back when he was with the Vikings.
Posted by: H Badger at December 12, 2017 11:50 AM (n/0Nw)
It all started when he got a QB job with the Edmonton Eskimos.That unusual kissing is a gateway.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (0tfLf)
The science is settled. They are of the devil and wicked. Trying to cover them up with the goodness of bacon is an insult to all that is good and right in the world.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
Yes. Hydrocephalus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
I don't believe in karma. I see too many good people get awful shit heaped on them, and too many wicked, awful people getting all they could ever want from life.
Kharma proper isn't visited upon you in this life, it adheres to you in your various incarnations. When it comes back to you in this life it's called instant Kharma.
That's a good John Lennon song, but it's not the way Kharma works.
Posted by: Bandersatvah at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (fuK7c)
And that one doesn't need a special investigator. Only Gloria Allred and microphones, and of course CNN and the rest of the MFM.
And it can rocket-boosted by Senator Roy Moore and the Senate witch trials.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (5clls)
Actually Tami, they sound pretty good. I look forward to trying them. :-)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2017 12:16 PM (0tfLf)
Feel free to add some crumbled bacon....because....bacon.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:20 PM (Enq6K)
Shred some grated Romano ( no Ray) over the bacon topping, for a nice cheese crust...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (zSVEm)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
And when he was a Husky.
Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
"Rape, rape, rape, rape, wonderful raaaaaaaape!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (vPJRN)
Also my company is FANTASTIC about working from home (I do myself). My personal email is deon -at- deonlackey -dot- com if you think you'd be interested. I'm in marketing writing right now, but we have a large technical department, as well, and I worked there for about 8 years. I am not a hiring manager, but I can put you in touch with a recruiter.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (QAOZh)
I was naked under the robe! And? I'm naked under... well I'm not wearing any pants, but you get the idea. Where do they find these people??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (RzgQJ)
Maybe it is the most indirect and complex effect. Maybe thinking about a person (or praying) makes you mention it to someone later in the day, and maybe that person is kind to another person and after 100 interactions it gets back to the person you were thinking about. And maybe that is the best we can do, and it isn't direct, and it isn't much, but it is something.
So I go through the list, and I try to think of the person, and also think of how I can be a better person to strangers as well as people I know, or people I only know inside these gray boxes. That is what I do whenever I see a prayer request on the HQ, because I think the HQ people are unique. Kind of a motley crew of misfits and malcontents. We no longer fit into this new SJW world, and we care too much to go gently.
And a lot of credit has to go to Ace. I have seen so many promising people in media over the years. Some got old and died, some just disappeared. Some said something really stupid and got fired. But mostly they just stray into an area where I disagree. Maybe it is careerism, or maybe they were impostors, but I can think of no other opinionist who I have followed for any length of time and whom I still respect besides Ace.
I can't remember when I first started reading the HQ, but it was long ago and I always figured he was good for a couple years and then would peter out. Well, Ace has kept this thing going, and kept to his principals and to reason and honesty and fairness, all that time. He built this community, but the morons have as well. All of you.
I wish for nothing but the best for you all.
(sorry, this started as an encouragement for other non believers who come across the prayer list, but started going another way. I will leave it fwiw)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hokiemom at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (WUYxS)
Don't know if it was mentioned, but Me Again Kelly had a "victim" Of
Trumps on who said he groped her... In front of Ray Charles......
It's hard to believe, but if you don't trust me
ask the blind man, he saw it all.
Posted by: Victim #37 at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
"Rape, rape, rape, rape, wonderful raaaaaaaape!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 12:22 PM (vPJRN)
"That one's only got a little bit of rape in it."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Don't know if it was mentioned, but Me Again Kelly had a "victim" Of Trumps on who said he groped her... In front of Ray Charles...... Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM (O2RF
It's true I saw the whole thing.
Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (lKyWE)
I used to occasionally go on a business trip to Germany. Problem with such business trips is that you arrive after a full day of travel, but you don't dare go to sleep because then you'll be up all night and exhausted for your business meetings the next day.
So I turned on the TV. And there was Nena performing some song that I've never managed to find. Her backup singers were men dancing around in earthworm costumes and the line from the chorus that stuck in my mind was "In die Erde".
I have tried several times over the years to find the thing, but have not succeeded.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (sGtp+)
And that one doesn't need a special investigator. Only Gloria Allred and microphones, and of course CNN and the rest of the MFM.
And it can rocket-boosted by Senator Roy Moore and the Senate witch trials.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 12:21 PM (U6f54)
And Gillibrand is going to try to ride it to the presidency.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (/qEW2)
That's just a fancy way to say ' Bad Humours ' .
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:23 PM (RzgQJ)
If you have hydrocephalus you're definitely going to be in bad humor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
But that longing for justice is evidence of a greater, higher judge. Its a natural part of us, to seek justice and reject injustice. We all know, its why the child cries "that's not fair!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)
Ingredients
2 pounds Brussels sprouts, trimmed
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
4 teaspoons Dijon mustard
4 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
1 cup sweetened dried cranberries
1 cup cinnamon-roasted almonds
Directions
Cut cores out of Brussels sprouts using a paring knife. Peel layers apart to separate individual leaves; place leaves in a large bowl.
Whisk maple syrup, olive oil, Dijon mustard, and apple cider vinegar together in a small bowl. Drizzle over Brussels sprout leaves; add cranberries and toss to coat. Add almonds and toss again before serving.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Enq6K)
I said a prayer for the receptionist at my dentist's office this morning. She was diagnosed with cancer a year ago and is undergoing chemo once a week. I asked her how it was going before I left and she said the spots on her liver have grown considerably. I said I'd pray for her.
I've been going to the same dentist for 20 years and she's been his receptionist for 30 years. It's not like I know her well or anything - but when we wished each other "Merry Christmas" our eyes locked because we both know that's probably the last time I'll see her behind that desk.
Sometimes the loss of the incidental people in your life - a receptionist, a baker, a mailman, a mechanic- people who are not friends but have been a part of the fabric of your life for a long time - really hits you hard. It did this morning.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (ZM2xo)
.............
Either one is great, much better than the Lightworker or Chocolate Jesus or whatever the f*ck that was all about.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (HgMAr)
Yep. The Science is settled.
What's next?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (jsWA8)
not sure if i like Donnie 2 scoops or Donnie 12 cans better.
.............
Either one is great, much better than the Lightworker or Chocolate Jesus or whatever the f*ck that was all about.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (HgMA
I just called him Lucifer and left it at that...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:26 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 12:26 PM (LnOh3)
The xenomorph regularly breathed heavily on my neck and breasts while licking it's inner-mouth teeth in a clearly sexual manner.
#MeTwo
Posted by: Ripley - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 12:26 PM (dUOAV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 12:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (5clls)
What's next?
The way you can read bumps and size of a man's head to determine their character! Phrenology for the win!
Exit poles have Jones way out in front.
LOL Exit Polls. The ones that gave Kerry the clear win in 2004?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
She'll be Mooch'd as soon as the 2018 midterms are over.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (jsWA
You said it, bro.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (ajiE5)
apart to separate individual leaves; place leaves in a large bowl.
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I'll wait for a blender version...
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (5NMZN)
>> Exit poles have Jones way out in front. Call it now.
Gonna be an early afternoon?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (RzgQJ)
I think the East Europens should stay out of this...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (jsWA8)
So really, "Jones is ahead by 200 points" just makes Moore's base more determined, while the Jones fans are more likely to stay home, since he's "guaranteed."
Just like the FAB was guaranteed.
Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (jsWA
Why just Polish people!? That's discrimination!
Posted by: Hunkies at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yeah at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (Mcj83)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:27 PM (39g3+)
I think it was at Breitbart I read that all the early exit polls for Trump looked horrible, too.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (jsWA
Why just Polish people!? That's discrimination!
Posted by: Hunkies at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (RD7QR)
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)
Who is conveniently dead, so he can't tell what he saw.
Trump is a monster.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:29 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (zSVEm)
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Spritz olive oil on leaves.
The olive oil helps when scraping sprouts into garbage can.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (rXkis)
So really, "Jones is ahead by 200 points" just makes Moore's base more determined, while the Jones fans are more likely to stay home, since he's "guaranteed."
Just like the FAB was guaranteed.
Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)
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If Grump's report from his polling place was any indication, that's the effect it's having, if any.
Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (fDby/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Euro at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (0UUAc)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 12:25 PM (jsWA
Exit poles are now the official arbiter in elections.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:31 PM (zSVEm)
The move will be a royal pain in the a**.
Not so much for me, but my mother will not take it well.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 12:15 PM (w7KSn)
Well, if the recently-deceased mayor had been sane enough, he would have tried to overturn the Sanctuary City nonsense, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:32 PM (oPNmq)
Now, now. Let's not get overconfident. I'm sure most of Moore's supporters have let to rise from their shanties and double-wides and dragged their staggering, opiate addicted, bacon created fat asses to the polls in order to vote for their reprehensible candidate.
Cheers!
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at December 12, 2017 12:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Do people actually vote there? I have always assumed the poll workers just write some numbers down.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:32 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (zOpu5)
"Some of our best friends are Jews and we fellowship with them. One of our lawyers is a Jew."
Bless her heart.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kraken
In the hood or with a hood?
(We're talking Alabama after all)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: A Buick with Minnesota Plates at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (2z74n)
Who is conveniently dead, so he can't tell what he saw.
Even when he was alive he couldn't tell you what he saw
Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (lKyWE)
I was at a small party when there was talk of him running. The major issue was withdrawal from Viet Nam. One of the guests was the classic 'little old lady in tennis shoes'. During a lull in the midst of conversations came her voice; loud a clear.
"Shit. Son of a bitch can't drive a whore across a bridge! How's he gonna' get an army across an ocean?"
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (AcRuC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
I remember C Johnson saying anyone making a negative comment on his blog about one of his Gods -Edward Kennedy - (right after Kennedy died) would be banned from his blog. I stopped reading LGF after that.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (LilNs)
"They make the best Lawyers because lying comes so easy to them!", She finished.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (RzgQJ)
Got 8 in the trunk. Good luck.
Posted by: A Buick with Minnesota Plates at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (2z74n)
No need, Minnesotians can legally vote in any election anywhere, as many times as the individual deems fair.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (72PAC)
Equal parts of fruity Stoli and Fireball.
It should taste awful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 12:35 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:35 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 12:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Archie Bunker
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (fSf/G)
Bill Wynn doesn't know the definition of pederasty. He should ask Gerry Studds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (39g3+)
Equal parts of fruity Stoli and Fireball.
It should taste awful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (tRaq7)
Has to be Peach flavored, because impeachment, or some shit.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (9TK8E)
The olive oil helps when scraping sprouts into garbage can.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:30 PM (rXkis)
Just one bite and you'd change your mind.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
I believe she finished 'We cherish our Jewish and Colored friends.'
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (r9UYA)
I remember C Johnson saying anyone making a negative comment on his blog about one of his Gods -Edward Kennedy - (right after Kennedy died) would be banned from his blog.
I was booted before that. How do I know? I would have loudly exclaimed, "Challenge accepted!" and proceeded to run down Kennedy and clan.
No one can call themselves Conservative OR Libertarian if they follow the Kennedys.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)
Hmmm.. I can use this example for a book I'm writing.
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (vPJRN)
Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (cHbmY)
"He's right over there...the one with the big nose!"
Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: Internet Research Agency, St. Petersburg at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (KdDCu)
Megyn will end up doing a show which features her guests throwing chairs at each other.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Maybe Me Againwill livecast her colonoscopy....or her botox injections...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (zSVEm)
I remember C Johnson saying anyone making a negative comment on his blog about one of his Gods -Edward Kennedy - (right after Kennedy died) would be banned from his blog. I stopped reading LGF after that.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (LilNs)
I got sick of Chuckie long before that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (WbIyz)
Back when I used to read Little Green F**tballs (around 2009)I remember C Johnson saying anyone making a negative comment on his blog about one of his Gods -Edward Kennedy - (right after Kennedy died) would be banned from his blog. I stopped reading LGF after that.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2017 12:34 PM (LilNs)
Or if you made fun of the Tour de France.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Horde?
Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 12:13 PM (HpUpB)
I might like 'Donnie 2 cans' or 'Donnie 12 scoops' even better...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 12:39 PM (vPJRN)
Posted by: Jim S. at December 12, 2017 12:39 PM (Zhn+g)
No democrat ever overturns a policy of another democrat, at least to my recollection.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 12:39 PM (w7KSn)
err, did I need to sarc stamp that?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:38 PM (WbIyz)
Nah... we're not Progs....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:39 PM (zSVEm)
But all but 99% of us already knew that.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 12, 2017
Yeah. That is what the recent assault/harassment/rape outings of multiple leftists shows.
How will leftists hide their proclivities now that the mantle of "champion in the war on women" is torn away?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 12, 2017 12:39 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 12:40 PM (RzgQJ)
If someone calls you racist and you say "but Keith is my best friend and he's black" that kind of negates the entire accusation. No racist is best friends with someone they supposedly hate and feel contempt for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Or suggested that chuckles preferred to ride a bike sans seat...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:40 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)
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If it's a substitute for the NFL, then it's a good thing. A lot of people need some event that is going on in real time to get that sports "high". If this can wean people off of NFL, so much the better.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 12:40 PM (/qEW2)
I might like 'Donnie 2 cans' or 'Donnie 12 scoops' even better...
Donnie 2 cans sounds like a mafia tranny name
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (lKyWE)
Arthur "2 Sheds" Jackson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
Posted by: Jim S. at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zhn+g)
We're homers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at December 12, 2017 12:32 PM
This assumes the 'walking around' czechs that motivated the early voting haven't bounced, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (ctuyM)
Man groping a woman with pictoral proof: Champion of women!
/leftist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (be0vm)
-Guardian UK
Ooops.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:42 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 12:42 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:42 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:42 PM (ZM2xo)
OK, gotta go hang Christmas lights on stately Casa Backwardio and then go tree shopping.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (tRaq7)
Thank you for posting it, OregonMuse.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (Ckg4U)
think Moore will win, but I don't think it will be as much of a blowout as some here are predicting.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:42 PM (ZM2xo)
57-43 Moore
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (HgMAr)
It's lame in part because it's a cliche going back to at least the 60s of saying 'some of my best friends are black'. It has always sounded disingenuous, which is why it gets mocked.
It would take an ear of tin to not scorns Mrs. Judge Moore.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (fuK7c)
357 Megyn will end up doing a show which features her guests throwing chairs at each other.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:36 PM (O5Q3r)
***
Megyn will end up doing a show that concludes with the DNA results.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
1 shot peach liqueur
1 shot triple sec
1 shot vodka
Actually tasty, if that's okay? Or if it's supposed to be gnarly, add 1 shot sour apple.
Posted by: Euro at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (0UUAc)
Yeah between the big city fraud and the publicity, probably 1-2 point victory. Enough to prevent recounts, but a close win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Internet Research Agency, St. Petersburg at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (7HtZB)
-Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2017 12:41 PM (be0vm)
I post the updates every Sunday as close to Noon Eastern as possible. The last two have been closer to 1pm, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (yGY/h)
But if its true its an absolute defense against racial hate. Clearly you do not despise this person if you're friends with them.
Its an attempt to preemptively negate a defense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (39g3+)
I think Moore will win, but I don't think it will be as much of a blowout as some here are predicting.
Yeah between the big city fraud and the publicity, probably 1-2 point victory. Enough to prevent recounts, but a close win.
.
.
.I have Moore by 5 in the pool. $5 in.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Elaine at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:46 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Zombie Bowie at December 12, 2017 12:46 PM (RzgQJ)
How revealing of the typical feminist mindset of today. Report anyone I don't like to HR where other feminists will deal with him.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
-Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
I have updated it on my list. It will be posted Sunday around Noon Eastern.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 12:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2017 11:58 AM (FX/O0)
But the family is dying out. Too much entitlement and not enough actual work. Say what you will about Joe and his sons....but they worked hard at cheating and stealing and worse.
The third and fourth generations are just scummy rich kids with dissolute attitudes and not much else besides a tenuous link to a thieving family.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 12:07 PM (wYseH)
Bobby's kid Chris is running for governor of Illinois. Because we don't have enough problems already
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 12:47 PM (OE2ur)
But all but 99% of us already knew that.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 12, 2017 12:35 PM (oHrQ/)
You know Bill, you're just going to have to face the 'new reality' that the Alinsky methods of the past are of little value anymore. Keep dealing from the bottom of the deck a month before the election and people catch on.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM (ajiE5)
The WaPo is featuring an article claiming that the GOP will lose either way the election breaks.
Translation: he's going to win.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM (mkSUb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (MINbv)
Borscht is the major source of Russian gas. Baumgarten hub is the distribution node.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 12:49 PM (gaxup)
259 Someone must like Brussels Sprouts, they sell in stores. I
haven't found any way I like them yet but I haven't tried fresh roasted.
Split, breaded and fried, they are less awful at least. Still too
bitter for me, like concentrated cabbage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:17 PM
***
I have always loved Brussels Sprouts - but understand that most people don't. Then I found a recipe that everyone I know, even those (like Mrs. Redux) who are not fond.
1 Package Brussels sprouts
3 Strips of bacon cut into squares
1/4 of large white onion diced
2 Tbsns of roughly chopped pecans ( or 1 and 1/2 Tbspn o
1 Tbspn of olive oil
1 tspn freesh parsley
1/4 tspn fennel seeds
splash of lemon
'salt and pepper to taste
Take one package of fresh brussels sprouts (its usually about 4 cups of sprouts when whole, clean, and prep and let cook for two minutes in a pressure cooker when it comes to a boil. immediately rinse off to cool and cut in half.
In a cast iron skillet put in the olive oil and bacon over medium heat - get the bacon fairly browned but NOT super crisp. remove bacon. heat up teh pan over high heat until smoking. add the onions first - then a few seconds later the Brussels sprouts - torn constantly to get everything with a nice edge of blackened/browned around the edges ( but down 't burn all over).
Lower heat to medium, add the pecans, splash of lemon and bacon. Turn a few times and salt and pepper to taste. Serve still sizzling. Never fails to make convert out of even the most die hard Brussels sprouts haters - I mean, c'mon , everything is better with bacon!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Well, go ahead Marie. Report Trump to HR.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (ZM2xo)
For a tick tock of the events of the night of Chappaquiddick you can't beat Senatorial Privilege.
It has all of the actions he took after fleeing from the live girl in his sinking car, who he talked to, who he lied to, where he pretended to have been. It's sickening.
Also lots of fun Kennedy details, like he didn't have a valid driver's license at the time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (Fb9aZ)
Prayers for all.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (89T5c)
Or Barney "I had no idea my boy toy was running a gay prostitution ring out of my apartment" Frank.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (mkSUb)
Snort.
And yes, it's the distribution point. Futures markets have been interesting this AM...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (MINbv)
"Hillary's America: The Secret History Of The Democratic Party"
On Watchfreeze.com
Actually if you haven't seen it, its well made.
Posted by: Colin at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (3vI3Z)
Yeah, read it years ago. Definitely an interesting read.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:44 PM (MINbv)
Borscht is the major source of Russian gas. Baumgarten hub is the distribution node.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM (oPNmq)
Please tell me there isn't one single distribution node for natural gas in Europe, which node anybody with a backpack bomb can sabotage.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tu3031
Megyn will wind up being the bouncer on the Steve Wilkos Show.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 12:51 PM (u54O2)
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (QAOZh)
Just boil 'em and dip 'em in mayo and pepper. Great side dish for hot dogs with ketchup.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (39g3+)
For a tick tock of the events of the night of Chappaquiddick you can't beat Senatorial Privilege.
It has all of the actions he took after fleeing from the live girl in his sinking car, who he talked to, who he lied to, where he pretended to have been. It's sickening.
Also lots of fun Kennedy details, like he didn't have a valid driver's license at the time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
Yes, but if she had lived, she could have gotten an abortion legally thanks to Ted, so that's all that matters to the Left.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Because woman don't lie about these kinds of things.*
*Unless they're accusing Lena Dunhams friend of rape, then they sometimes "misreport" accusations.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (wmaTe)
Let's dance!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 12, 2017 12:37 PM (r9UYA)
I'm in!
Posted by: Elaine at December 12, 2017 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
You two foxes mind if a couple of wild and crazy guys join in?
Posted by: Yortuk Festrunk at December 12, 2017 12:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM (ajiE5)
That's the beauty of this one, in particular. This blew up in their stupid, fat faces so thoroughly that you have people attesting to the fact that they are going to vote for Moore, EVEN though they don't like him.
People don't like carpetbagging outsiders telling them what to do, and Americans, in general, have a sense of fair play.
I am still chuckling.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 12:53 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Colin at December 12, 2017 12:53 PM (3vI3Z)
Bill Wynn doesn't know the definition of pederasty. He should ask Gerry Studds.
Or Mel Reynolds, or Jeffrey Epstein, or Bob Menendez, or Bill Clinton.
Or half of Hollywood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 12:53 PM (oVJmc)
any other way, they are inedible.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 12:54 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
========
No, I don't think it's a sock. Bing the hash - it conforms to a pattern.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 12:54 PM (/qEW2)
She's telling Trump to stop slut shaming Gilabrand.
LOL. You can't this stuff up.
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5clls)
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5HBd1)
Yep. Witness Mrs928 this morning.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (WbIyz)
I think Alinsky Methods had a good run. Worked for a long while. But like any football team that runs the same play, time after time, the defense knows what is coming and adjusts.
RIP Saul, you bastid.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (ajiE5)
And those in the south have loooong memories.
They remember the last yankee carpetbaggers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (rXkis)
Probably preparing their political ticket
Since when is saying someone will do anything for women slut shaming?. Most politicians will do anything for money-men and women
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (8+Ozj)
The Nena song might also be "Wir Fliegen", as it
also mentions "die Erde" a number of times:
http://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/Nena:Wir_Fliegen
There's also music of it on YouTube, so you can
listen to hear if that's what you remember!
Posted by: gdgm+ at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (jeDOS)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (fuK7c)
Or suggested that chuckles preferred to ride a bike sans seat...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:40 PM (MINbv)
and his reporting on how racist this blog was.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5clls)
I was mostly there for the commenters. Den Beste was for long, chewy technical reads and Lileks was for comic relief.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
I've been saying for years that Russia's real motive in the Middle East has been the establishment of a an oil and gas terminal in Syria for distribution of products from Iran and Qatar. That's it. That is there entire reason.
Russia is a gas station that needs to increase their product and distribution to keep the regime in power. Any disruption in the flow of their oil and gas will hurt their customers, it will hurt Russia even more.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (/tuJf)
Harry Reid is in the Tea Party?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (OE2ur)
Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (oiNtH)
------
Or she could have gone to NY, where it was already legal.
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Usually Sunday ONT. Sometimes the Monday ONT.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:57 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (yGY/h)
She's telling Trump to stop slut shaming Gilabrand.
LOL. You can't this stuff up.
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Doesn't "slut shaming" imply that she is in fact a slut?
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
RIP Saul, you bastid.
-
Trump is the monkey wrench in the works.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (fuK7c)
I don't know...I'd have to sniff her hair to be sure.
Posted by: Joe Biden (D) at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
Why yes, yes it does.
Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5clls)
It was the people. Ace picked up most of the good ones. They're still here most days.
I provided Chuck with a story that got him a couple million hits and went international. A story that after the purge the NYT linked to.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (ajiE5)
And those in the south have loooong memories.
They remember the last yankee carpetbaggers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (rXkis)
I'll say. Vicksburg didn't celebrate the 4th of July until after WWII
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (lKyWE)
the late night threads there were a lot like the ONT here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (mjooP)
just one of the big ones...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 12:56 PM (4dz1m)
The wealthy and the politically connected never had any trouble getting safe abortions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (oPNmq)
-
Also implies she has shame and we all know that isn't true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 12:48 PM
I would have thought cabbage was the culprit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 12:58 PM (yGY/h)
Nah. That's lefty stuff.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5clls)
It was the people. Ace picked up most of the good ones. They're still here most days.
I provided Chuck with a story that got him a couple million hits and went international. A story that after the purge the NYT linked to.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (ajiE5)
Yes, but the photos of the oil tankers on the horizon? Those were all Chuck.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (O2LSH)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (5clls)
It was the people. Ace picked up most of the good ones. They're still here most days.
I provided Chuck with a story that got him a couple million hits and went international. A story that after the purge the NYT linked to.
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:59 PM (ajiE5)
You were buckhead?
482 I wish Lileks would comment here but its probably too rough and chaotic here for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (39g3+)
He's a busy, busy guy if his blog is any indication. I need to check out his site, haven't been in a while and he's always good for a smile.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Messican Robo Caller at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: josephistan
Don't forget the bicycle seat photos.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (rXkis)
Odds they say "yes, and we rule that Trump must resign"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Worse, Cheap firewater.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)
The Corpulent Creep himself was always a linker, not a thinker, who can barely write a coherent paragraph (not that he'd be bothered to if he could-he's fundamentally lazy.)
It was always about the comments and only the comments.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
She is a politician, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:03 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM (mjooP)
Buck up, man. What would this country be without a massive infusion of relatively unskilled and uneducated labor. Just 'Press 2 for English' and end it.
Posted by: Thurston Donovan Pendergrast III at December 12, 2017 01:03 PM (ajiE5)
Odds they say "yes, and we rule that Trump must resign"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (39g3+)
I got this.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 01:03 PM (72PAC)
Call me when you get to 69, SugarTits.
Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 01:04 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM
Oprimo ocho por Ingles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:04 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:01 PM
wait...Warren Moon paid Gillibrand for sex?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2017 01:04 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (WbIyz)
Every month I get my portfolio statement, or rather a reminder of why I am grateful to Trump.....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:04 PM (zSVEm)
The "kids" are front puppets for their parents.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:04 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (QCc6B)
Odds they say "yes, and we rule that Trump must resign"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Parents and Teachers who use the children who trust them absolutely as political props are disgusting, narcissistic monsters.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (RzgQJ)
Posted by: The Guy That Voted For Moore But Lied to the Pollster at December 12, 2017 12:55 PM (ajiE5)
There is no evidence that the GOP(e) has learned anything about countering the left's Alinsky tactics. Trump, yes, he knows the playbook and can counter, but the GOP(e)? Nope.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (vPJRN)
"I'm sure I do not know what you're talking about"
--Jimmy Kimmel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 12:43 PM (fuK7c)
I myself try and not take offense and statements that were not meant to offend.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (geAkB)
group lawsuit by a bunch of kids against the president for climate
change can go through or not.
Odds they say "yes, and we rule that Trump must resign"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Probably not. Because they have to be aware of the fact, that should they allow the case to proceed, the discovery process might very well end up discrediting many of the Climate Change pimps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (mjooP)
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (QCc6B)
Translation: he's going to win.
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I wonder if WaPo is tired of winning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (hLRSq)
482 I wish Lileks would comment here but its probably too rough and chaotic here for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:00 PM (39g3+)
He's a busy, busy guy if his blog is any indication. I need to check out his site, haven't been in a while and he's always good for a smile.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
Buckhead...there's a blast from the past. I was reading Free Republic the night that Buckhead posted his infamous comment.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (geAkB)
Posted by: lb at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Ea9jC)
Prayers and supplication for everyone on that list, and for those who aren't. OregonMuse and Slapweasel, thank you for posting this. I think it's a great idea.
I hope everyone is having a pretty ok day. Hugs and love,
Moki
Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (V+V48)
The Nena song might also be "Wir Fliegen", as it
also mentions "die Erde" a number of times:
Thanks! I'll check it out after work.
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