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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Democrats' New Game: State Goes Back and Retroactively Classifies Emails Sent to Powell's and Rice's Personal Accounts, So They Can Say "Everybody Does It"Then they leak this to Hillary Mob Lawyer Elijah Cummings, who in turn passes it on to the media. Keep pushing it, guys. The interesting thing here is that State can classify, or declassify, information originating with State. But they cannot classify, nor declassify, information originating with another service, like the CIA or NSA. Hillary is claiming that State "disputes" the CIA's and NSA's determination that the information she was passing around was top-top-secret. Shockingly secret. State is disputing this on her behalf -- but they have no such power to classify or declassify CIA or NSA information. State does, however, have the power to retroactively classify emails originating from State -- such as an Ambassador sending Colin Powell an email -- and that, I say, is what they have done. I can't prove this -- but I have a feeling I know the game here. T hey are picking out some innocuous emails and retroactively declaring "Those are now classified" in order to provide cover to this disgusting vulture they've already been providing cover to. Colin Powell suggests as much -- at least that these are perfectly innocuous, being falsely claimed to be classified.In a statement, Powell said the two emails he received were not judged to contain confidential information at the time they were sent to him by American ambassadors. "I wish they would release them," Powell told NBC News, "so that a normal, air-breathing mammal would look at them and say, 'What's the issue?'"The issue is that the government is now engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the country. The entire government is in under the control of a gang. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
...we do indeed live in stupid times.
Posted by: billygoat at February 04, 2016 06:57 PM (INxoa) 2
Hi
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 06:57 PM (hVdx9) 3
"The entire government is now simply a criminal organization."
Getting conquered by China or Russia would have some benefit. Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 04, 2016 06:57 PM (TZYqp) 4
Damned content
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 06:57 PM (hVdx9) 5
Animal Farm lives and breathes at Dept of State.....
IF you ever wondered about this 'UniParty' stuff...stop wondering. Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 04, 2016 06:58 PM (jagfX) 6
"The entire government is now simply a criminal organization"
Then there is no law. Free for all!!! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 06:58 PM (hVdx9) 7
...now go shower Ace!!!
Posted by: billygoat at February 04, 2016 06:58 PM (INxoa) Posted by: Spiracy at February 04, 2016 06:58 PM (q4hvt) 9
*sniff* someone needs another shower.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 06:58 PM (rwI+c) 10
Let's talk about her success in Libya, then.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2016 06:59 PM (BHlIM) 11
And just think - there's a significant percentage of the electorate who wish to keep the levers of power in these same hands.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at February 04, 2016 06:59 PM (ErTgp) 12
...or...now go shower, Ace!!! Better!
Posted by: billygoat at February 04, 2016 06:59 PM (INxoa) 13
Or her successes defending child rapists.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2016 06:59 PM (BHlIM) 14
The govt has the power it does, because we the people gave it o them. They refuse to use it properly, therefore we get to take it back.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 07:00 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2016 07:00 PM (BHlIM) 16
The issue is that the government is now engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the entire country. The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
I would slightly amend that to be closer to what I think is the truth: The Obama Administration is one vast unending Act of Treason. Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 07:01 PM (jBuUi) 17
They've spent years abusing, trolling, and gaslighting us, so who can be shocked by anything these people do?
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at February 04, 2016 07:01 PM (ErTgp) 18
Or her successes defending child rapists.
Posted by: garrett **** Or her "sluts and nuts" attack plan Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 07:01 PM (hVdx9) 19
"You're a thief."
"No, I'm not. To prove it, I'm going to plant stolen property in your house and then accuse YOU of being a thief." Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:02 PM (UikQM) 20
>The Obama Administration is one vast unending Act of Treason.
They really are the Most Transparent Administration, ever. Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2016 07:02 PM (BHlIM) 21
Colon Bowel may be a loathsome bastard, but there's no way in hell he's going to take it in the neck to protect Hilary - especially since she might very well lose the nomination to the old Joo Commie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:03 PM (zLP1L) 22
Wouldn't State only know about these old emails because Rice and Powell turned them over for archiving? Like Hillary was required to do, but didn't?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:03 PM (rwI+c) 23
20 They really are the Most Transparent Administration, ever.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2016 07:02 PM (BHlIM) Transparent frauds, crooks and traitorous pigs. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:04 PM (zLP1L) 24
What level of criminality is necessary to cross the banana republic threshold?
Posted by: Rastus at February 04, 2016 07:04 PM (ETUnb) 25
This witch makes president we are f ed
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:04 PM (HWcaz) 26
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:03 PM (rwI+c)
Woah...let's not get in the weeds with facts and such! Posted by: State Department at February 04, 2016 07:05 PM (BHlIM) 27
There has GOT to be a way to clean out govt. agency bureaucrats. Jaysus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 07:05 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:05 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (qCMvj) 30
It's the Chicago way. I always said, "If ya want to clean up DC politics, get some Chicago politicians in there, stat!"
Posted by: BuckIV at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (CLfqv) 31
You can't imagine what she will do as president, you probably can imagine what Bill will get away with as Hildabeast as president
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (HWcaz) 32
There has GOT to be a way to clean out govt. agency bureaucrats. Jaysus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale You know my recommendation. Posted by: Ripley at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (zmW4B) 33
Thanks for willowing us downstairs, you lazy bastards.
You coulda told us Nood. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (ZjHNW) 34
Long shower.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (qCMvj) Prob best not to ask. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (GEICT) 35
How this is supposed to be a defense confuses me. Let's say Rice and Powell both were trading state secrets on their own secret private emails. Let's say they sent out top secret stuff unsecured over a private server they kept in their bathroom.
How does that make what Hillary did legal? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (39g3+) 36
27 There has GOT to be a way to clean out govt. agency bureaucrats. Jaysus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 07:05 PM (hVdx9) Correct me if I'm wrong but executive orders. The bureaucracy is part of the Executive Branch so it is within the Constitutional purview of the POTUS to do things affecting the functions of those agencies, no? Anyone care to weigh in? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (zLP1L) 37
Huh.
Electing a machine politician from the most corrupt city in the most corrupt county in the most corrupt state in the whole of the USA- led to a corrupt, criminal government. Imagine that. Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (0cMkb) 38
The Democrats' New Game: State Goes Back and Retroactively Classifies Emails Sent to Powell's and Rice's Personal Accounts, So They Can Say "Everybody Does It"
They're down to admitting it... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (o98Jz) 40
If trying Colin Powell for mishandling classified information is the price to pay to get Hillary on her emails, it's a price I'm willing to pay.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (QdAXQ) Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (bA+CL) 42
Rush said it early in his show, NBC performed random act of journalism.
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2016 07:08 PM (sj3Ax) 43
L, Elle -- My response to your dog query got willowed, but is on previous thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 04, 2016 07:08 PM (ml1PM) 44
Colin Powell suggests as much -- at least that these are perfectly innocuous, being falsely claimed to be classified.
Colin Powell has been siding with these monsters. Now he's getting it from them. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:08 PM (qCMvj) 45
well, who would really trust powell either after the plame mess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (vb33c) 46
The issue is that the government is now engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the entire country. The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
Yup. Of course, I wonder if the Dems don't get that some of us consider national security more important than my team yay and thus would fully support the prosecution of Powell and Rice if they were found to have violated security protocols. Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (IrByp) 47
Ace he smells ooh-la-la!
Posted by: Frenchy at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (INxoa) 48
The material itself dictates the classification level as determined by the originator. It shouldn't be done on the whim of the reclassifier.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (jR7Wy) 49
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (0cMkb)
I will cheerfully agree with all but the state part. NJ and NY will give IL a run for its money. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (Zu3d9) 50
Second
_______________________ 40 If trying Colin Powell for mishandling classified information is the price to pay to get Hillary on her emails, it's a price I'm willing to pay. Posted by: BuckIV at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (CLfqv) 51
35 How this is supposed to be a defense confuses me. Let's say Rice and Powell both were trading state secrets on their own secret private emails. Let's say they sent out top secret stuff unsecured over a private server they kept in their bathroom.
How does that make what Hillary did legal? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:06 PM (39g3+) It doesn't. My reaction is, well then all of them should be prosecuted and jailed. But since this whole thing is bullshit since Powell's e-mails did not contain info that was classified at that time, then it's a non-starter. But, MFM and Clinton. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (zLP1L) 52
The Democratic Scandal Cycle
1. We didn't do it. 2. We did it, but it was legal 3. Okay it was illegal but Republicans do it too 4. What are we talking about? 5. It's old news Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (rwI+c) 53
"I wish they would release them," Powell told NBC News, "so that a normal, air-breathing mammal would look at them and say, 'What's the issue?'"
Interesting choice of words... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (qCMvj) 54
Flamethrower?
Posted by: Grump928( **** I like the idea, but we want to keep the expensive buildings in one piece...if we can. If not, I say we seriously consider Ripley's method. Only way to be sure. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (hVdx9) 55
42 Rush said it early in his show, NBC performed random act of journalism.
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2016 07:08 PM (sj3Ax) He was being facetious/sarcastic, darling. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:10 PM (zLP1L) 56
The bureaucracy is part of the Executive Branch so it is within the Constitutional purview of the POTUS to do things affecting the functions of those agencies, no?
Yes, but at least some if not all of them have signed contracts for working x amount of time (thank you SEIU and other statutes trying to limit nepotism etc). Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:10 PM (39g3+) 57
Of course, I wonder if the Dems don't get that some of us consider national security more important than my team yay and thus would fully support the prosecution of Powell and Rice if they were found to have violated security protocols.
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:09 PM (IrByp) Ummm...I'm pretty sure the Republicans don't get that kind of thinking. I'm damn sure the Democrats don't. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:10 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 04, 2016 07:10 PM (a5HYV) 59
>>> Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 04, 2016 07:08 PM (ml1PM)
------ Thanks for that. Going to check the willowed thread immediately. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:10 PM (ZjHNW) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (8ZskC) 61
even if powell and Rice did get confidential emails I am sure yahoo or google has a much higher level of security and are less likely to be penetrated than hillarymail.com.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (vb33c) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (zLP1L) 63
Confidential is a level of classification that's something like an unlisted telephone number.
That top secret stuff that Hillary exposed, like the NOC list is truly dangerous stuff that can get someone killed. Which obscures the very obvious fact that she had her own server in violation of the official records act, deliberately set up to violate the official records act and the FOIA act. But instead, lets prosecute Powell for mishandling documents that were improperly classified until after the fact, and ignore the evidence that Hillary ordered aides to remove the classification markings and send that information over an insecure network. Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (pi5El) 64
What level of criminality is necessary to cross the banana republic threshold?
Posted by: Rastus at February 04, 2016 07:04 PM (ETUnb) *stamps wee feets* WHERE ARE THE EPAULETTES! I DEMAND EPAULETTES! Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (IrByp) 65
61 even if powell and Rice did get confidential emails I am sure yahoo or google has a much higher level of security and are less likely to be penetrated than hillarymail.com.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (vb33c) The e-mails were retroactively labeled classified 10 years after the fact, now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (zLP1L) 66
I like the idea, but we want to keep the expensive buildings in one piece...if we can.
We've got seven canisters of CN-20. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (rwI+c) 67
Ace needs a shower like they gave Farva in Super Troopers, delousing with powdered sugar.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (39g3+) 68
I find it amusing as hell that they decided to frame the only two BLACK Secretaries of State.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:07 PM (o98J ohhh Racists! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (qCMvj) 69
Yeah, I saw that and said, "of course." The State Department is aptly named, ain't it? The State.
Mob lawyer Elijah Cummings. Heh. Would you like to see him coming at you in a dark alley? It's all so Ministry of Truth and Disinformation, innit? Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (U6f54) 70
The Democrats' New Game: State Goes Back and Retroactively Classifies Emails Sent to Powell's and Rice's Personal Accounts, So They Can Say "Everybody Does It"
Well ... Colon Powell loved Barky and Condi gave the Indonesian dog-eating retard as close to an endorsement as any sitting cabinet member of the other side can ... so they can lie in the beds they have made. Couldn't happen to two more deserving people. let them all eat each other. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 04, 2016 07:12 PM (zc3Db) 71
Ace needs a shower like they gave Farva in Super Troopers, delousing with powdered sugar.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor Talk about a sticky Wicket. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 04, 2016 07:13 PM (zmW4B) 72
cummings would have been more appropriately named swallowings.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:13 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2016 07:13 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2016 07:13 PM (YFFpo) 75
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (IrByp)
Here you go! http://tinyurl.com/h3meru4 NSFW Oh...wait...you said Epaullettes! never mind. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2016 07:14 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 07:14 PM (heN73) 77
WHERE ARE THE EPAULETTES! I DEMAND EPAULETTES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (IrByp) You want epaulettes. You'll take lots of medals. You'll get Biden wearing a "Hi! My name is Joe!" name tag. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:15 PM (GEICT) 78
The last sentence is spot on .... And if i was the bern id be pretty concerned about being able to stay alive. Watch out for those polonium prunes ....
Posted by: E.T. at February 04, 2016 07:15 PM (yq4gk) 79
Can't you just FEEL how Jeb & Marco are going to fix all this?!
Posted by: Weasel at February 04, 2016 07:15 PM (e3bId) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:16 PM (39g3+) 81
WHERE ARE THE EPAULETTES! I DEMAND EPAULETTES!
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (IrByp) *Awards self, and all others in thread, the Victoria Cross* Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:16 PM (UikQM) 82
This is the global warming trick all over again.
Just adjust previous data to yield desired results. They adjusted old temps down to get rising. Now they adjust normal old emails to appear red hot classified, to make Hillary's hot crimes appear normal. Posted by: Illiniwek at February 04, 2016 07:16 PM (5Gpe2) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:16 PM (o98Jz) 84
The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
I believe that is the natural state of government. Look at almost every government in history, across all times and cultures. It was one man or one family that was ruthless enough to eliminate the opposition. Take the English War of the Roses in the late 15th century between the Yorks and the Lancasters. How was that any different than turf wars between rival mob families or drug cartels? Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (sdi6R) 85
*stamps wee feets*
WHERE ARE THE EPAULETTES! I DEMAND EPAULETTES! Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:11 PM (IrByp) --- You're not a real dictatoress without an official food taster, a team of lookalikes, and an Amazonian Guard. I'll have my pool boy Fulgencio blot your fevered brow with all that fiat currency. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (jR7Wy) 86
If we pool our resources, we can all have gold plated AKs, as well
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (UikQM) 87
Our government is a poorly-managed goat rodeo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC) 88
Government.. what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
Posted by: jewells45 at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (CNHr1) 89
Don't post again unless you're squeaky, sparkly clean ace!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (ubByS) 90
Government.. what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Posted by: jewells45 at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (CNHr1) Say it again. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (o98Jz) 91
I understand that State have gone back and retroactively declared several of Condi Rice's airport arrivals to have been "under sniper fire", too.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (noWW6) 92
I imagine the statute of limitations has run out on Powell and Rice. Hillary not so much. So sorry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (rwI+c) 93
An important clarification. Rice and Powell may have used a private e-mail account for some official business but they never set up an entire e-mail server to cover all of their official business.
So Hillary can't say everyone was doing it. A related lie is her saying that she never got or sent anything marked classified. That may be literally true because Huma was stripping off the labels. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (r1fLd) 94
Take the English War of the Roses in the late 15th century between the Yorks and the Lancasters. How was that any different than turf wars between rival mob families or drug cartels?
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (sdi6R) *waves hand wildly in air* I know I know pick me! Longbows. Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:18 PM (IrByp) 95
Georgia Godfrey, Rice's chief of staff at Stanford University's Hoover Institution, said Rice did not use email while at the State Department, and that the 10 emails to her staff were reports on "diplomatic conversations." Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (qCMvj) 96
Good God Y'all.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c) 97
I knew this was coming. Everybody does it so what the hell.
Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (BO/km) 98
The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
Pfft. My criminal organization ran in the black. Posted by: Michael Corleone at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (8ZskC) 99
81.
Today, sublieutenant Ogily, was awarded, posthumously, the Order of Conspicuous Merit ,Second Class for his gallantry in our glorious victory on the Malabar Front. Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (ErTgp) 100
I always laughed at McConnell's nickname of turtle on here before, but I always thought it was a little stupid. Adolescent.
Holy shit. bit.ly/1L1EBM5 Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (ubByS) 101
L, Elle -
I see that your question downstairs was answered a few times, but yeah, normal behavior. You haven't seen funny until you've seen a 90 pound pit bull show her dominance over a 15 pound min-pin! Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (ENe42) 102
How was that any different than turf wars between rival mob families or drug cartels?
Posted by: rickl The leaders of the factions were actually on the battlefield alongside their men. When was the last time El Chapo was on the front lines firing an AK-47? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 04, 2016 07:20 PM (zmW4B) 103
I am sure yahoo or google has a much higher level of security and are less likely to be penetrated than hillarymail.com.
Other than the high probability that Hillary probably posted her password on a bulletin board, this is likely not true. The issue with Yahoo and Google mails are the insecurity questions that use public knowledge to let someone without the password for an account access the account. You know, the ones that let you say, I don't remember my password! But I do know where I went to high school, so let me in. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2016 07:20 PM (2lndx) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:20 PM (o98Jz) 105
Take the English War of the Roses in the late 15th century between the Yorks and the Lancasters. How was that any different than turf wars between rival mob families or drug cartels?
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (sdi6R) The English had worse taste in food Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:20 PM (UikQM) 106
You're not a real dictatoress without an official food taster, a team of lookalikes, and an Amazonian Guard.
I'll have my pool boy Fulgencio blot your fevered brow with all that fiat currency. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:17 PM (jR7Wy) *taps chin* Most cromulent points. I hereby nominate BC as the official food taster. You, of course, are in charge of the Amazonian guard. As far as lookalikes, I'll get Bander to fetch some hacksaws to start cutting people down to size. Literally. Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (IrByp) 107
http://bit.ly/1UP2AUe
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (rwI+c) 108
We ain't seen nothing yet, as far as the protect Hillary campaign goes. And each additional excuse will be worse than the last. Oh, look, TMZ is on. No one will notice.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (ShIkh) 109
I always laughed at McConnell's nickname of turtle on here before, but I always thought it was a little stupid. Adolescent.
Holy shit. bit.ly/1L1EBM5 Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 04, 2016 07:19 PM (ubByS) haha, oh yessss Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (qCMvj) 110
Dear Ace
This is News? We are currently in the middle of the complete breakdown of the Republic. This situation is nothing new.. I believe this will change when our beloved trading partners the Chinamen accept a million Syrian refugees... All the Love Pathe' News A Four Star production. Posted by: recycled Wild Irish Rose through my liver at February 04, 2016 07:22 PM (hforh) 111
I hereby nominate BC as the official food taster. You, of course, are in charge of the Amazonian guard.
As far as lookalikes, I'll get Bander to fetch some hacksaws to start cutting people down to size. Literally. Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (IrByp) You know what? I'm ok with this. I'll depend on fear of the Ravage to keep them from screwing with your food. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:22 PM (GEICT) 112
"everybody is doing it" was the first response by Hillary but she didn't mean "...in the previous administration" She meant "in the Obama administration."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:22 PM (39g3+) 113
I always laughed at McConnell's nickname of turtle on here before, but I always thought it was a little stupid. Adolescent.
Holy shit. http://tinyurl.com/h8wagv3 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (8ZskC) 114
Bingo! The government-corporate-media complex is a criminal syndicate. Voted for by the bleeding-heart free shit army and those that benefit from it. SMOD 2016.
Posted by: plum at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (h+OMg) 115
It's amazing how fast and forthcoming they were with these. Cummings is a tool for his white masters.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (FuBZa) 116
Just read Andrew C McCarthy on Hildabeast emails, makes me have doubts about a indictment
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (HWcaz) Posted by: chemjeff at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (lVU49) 118
I see that your question downstairs was answered a few times, but yeah, normal behavior.
So that exotic dancer working her way through nursing school was exhibiting dominant behavior on my buddy's lap at the bachelor party? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2016 07:23 PM (39g3+) 119
The State Department has just learned that shockingly Benjamin Franklin maintained a private e-mail server AND he sent SAP information on it while he was in France!
Posted by: JB1000 at February 04, 2016 07:24 PM (DYdhz) 120
well someone is going to have to start tarring and feathering republicans because everyone who knew hillary was using her own server and did not report it is guilty of violating the law. everyone from obama on who sent or received email fomr her server or knew of her server is guilty.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:25 PM (vb33c) 121
I kind of suspected retroactive classification too, Ace, as soon as I saw the story.
(Great minds, eh, Ace? God it's good to see you again! Can you... take the afternoon off? What are you wearing?) Posted by: mnw (CAIR and trounced) at February 04, 2016 07:25 PM (NiHAc) 122
I'd just like to remind everyone of a small, tiny little thing.
There is no way in hell that Hillary is going to be indicted by Obama's government. Not now, not tomorrow, not next month, or even next year when Obama is gone. The DNC, the media, Obama himself will drag that festering pile of ill fitting polyester into the White House regardless the cost. These true believers will gladly sacrifice themselves, their parent companies, their careers, and their reputations to get the shrieking harpy to the finish line. They've been gearing up for Hillary's attempt at the White House for years. It's her turn. Even Joe 'Choo Choo' Biden stepped aside to clear her path. Of course they can't be too happy about Bernie gumming up the works...but they only need to beat him in the primaries. So expect to see some serious nastiness directed at him in the coming months. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 04, 2016 07:25 PM (0IhFx) 123
I hereby nominate BC as the official food taster. You, of course, are in charge of the Amazonian guard. As far as lookalikes, I'll get Bander to fetch some hacksaws to start cutting people down to size. Literally. Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at February 04, 2016 07:21 PM (IrByp) ---- I accept the challenge! And since we already had Bannion measured for Dungeon Master leathers, might as well bring him along for the ride. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy) 124
Put a shell on McConnell' back then tell me how juvenile it is.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (HWcaz) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (8ZskC) 126
greta hates cruz i guess
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5) 127
Of course they can't be too happy about Bernie gumming up the works.
You forget your teeth ONE time... Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (39g3+) 128
O'Keefe's team need to train full-on eye-spy techniques. Catch the witch on video. Something that simply cannot be disputed, nor filtered. Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (qCMvj) 129
The issue is that the government is now engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the entire country. The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
And don't point it out, or protest it, or you'll be designated a Domestic Terrorist. Posted by: Country Singer, Enemy of the State at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (GUBah) 130
122 Sticky Wicket - Hhrummmph Hhrummmph
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (HWcaz) 131
when yo ulook at how bill clinton wiaved export restrictions for rockets and other technology to the chicoms and how the chicoms got the w88 you have to wonder if hillary was not running her own server to sell access.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (vb33c) Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (U6f54) Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (48QDY) 134
greta hates cruz i guess
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5) Isn't she a self-declared Democrat anyway? Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (qCMvj) 135
So that exotic dancer working her way through nursing school was exhibiting dominant behavior on my buddy's lap at the bachelor party?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor ---------------- Dominance over his wallet, maybe. Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (ENe42) 136
133 Chris Matthews just dropped shit on air.
Couldn't apologize fast enough. Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (48QDY) --- Oral or anal? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (jR7Wy) 137
greta hates cruz i guess
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5) yeah she is a little deranged about the whole cruz carson thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (vb33c) 138
The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
This will not change with an election. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (oVJmc) 139
yeah she is a little deranged about the whole cruz carson thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (vb33c) Fox propaganda. Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (qCMvj) 140
In my own twisted way, I can almost hope that Hillary gets elected President, just to see how bad it would be, how far she would go, and how much the people would put up with.
Almost... Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (pi5El) 141
Day 112 of Funemployment.
My phone is finally fixed and in service, thanks to my Mom who lent me money, and in spite of the computer glitch at the State that has eaten my last two weeks of benefits. I now sort of have net access away from the library again. I turn it on and see ODickShit wants a special excise tax on the US oil industry to help pay for Driverless Cars. (Among many other wet dreams). Is it just me, or is this something that they want to do because they think it'll cement their control over the rest of us (not to mention in the near term help the funders of 9/11 drive the rest of the US oilfield out of business)? Damn assholes. I have Tourettes' now. Garcon! Epaulettes for the Napoleonette! Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (kCfMX) 142
Damm, I need t socialize her with other dogs then. When I boarded her and let her be put out with other dogs to socialize her, the kennel owners said she did well with the other big dogs, but she came out of ther with bite marks on her. So, I don't know.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (2x3L+) 143
yeah she is a little deranged about the whole cruz carson thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (vb33c) Ahhhh. That explains the "Cruz is playing dirty tricks!!" text I got from my mother about 15 minutes ago. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (GEICT) 144
One of my cats has been asleep on my lap for the last two hours, hate to throw her off but I need a shower, OK should have been on the last thread
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (HWcaz) 145
Isn't she a self-declared Democrat anyway?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:28 PM (qCMvj) is she? i didn't know that..... her husband was an advisor to sarah palin and her husband at one time..... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:31 PM (0O7c5) 146
Chrissie. Blames Trump.
Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2016 07:31 PM (48QDY) 147
Ahhhh. That explains the "Cruz is playing dirty tricks!!" text I got from my mother about 15 minutes ago.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (GEICT) my mom doesn't like cruz either.... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:31 PM (0O7c5) 148
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2016 07:29 PM (vb33c)
And she's a Scientologist. Aaaaannnd shekindalookslikeadude. Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:31 PM (UikQM) 149
By all means, let's expand this FBI investigation to the Congress and all federal agencies!
Posted by: scrood at February 04, 2016 07:31 PM (3b9U4) 150
>>>O'Keefe's team need to train full-on eye-spy techniques.
Catch the witch on video. Something that simply cannot be disputed, nor filtered. Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (qCMvj)<<< Bwahahahahahaha! It's so cute you think that would mean a damn thing. Actually, you know, we might be for it... he may even end up getting indicted. Posted by: Planned Parenthood and their complicit protectors on the Left at February 04, 2016 07:32 PM (H9MG5) 151
If you want the Republican nominee, ANY Republican nominee, to be sworn as the new President in 2017, then PRAY that Hilary ISN'T indicted.
Posted by: mnw (CAIR and trounced) at February 04, 2016 07:32 PM (NiHAc) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 04, 2016 07:32 PM (oVJmc) 153
So, who will throw the first puff in tonight's "debate?"
I say it's Andrea Mitchell, who will pose one for Herself, totally scripted, about how much fun she is having since having won Iowa so strongly. Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2016 07:33 PM (U6f54) Posted by: Nanny G at February 04, 2016 07:33 PM (BJd/X) 155
If the government ever becomes illegitimate, then Texas is de jure independent. The how is quite simple: We joined by treaty, and treaties with entities that no longer exist in a real sense are null and void.
I hold the following to be self-evident: A government that capriciously alters the law on a whim, that does not live up to its Constitutional obligations, and does not maintain a secure border can not be said to be a legitimate entity. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 04, 2016 07:33 PM (HalrA) Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:34 PM (qCMvj) 157
'ODickShit wants a special excise tax on the US oil industry'
Of course he does. Dumbass probably can't drive anyway. Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at February 04, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km) 158
Catch the witch on video. Something that simply cannot be disputed, nor filtered.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:27 PM (qCMvj) That worked well! Posted by: Planned Parenthood Butchers at February 04, 2016 07:34 PM (wYnyS) 159
L,Elle - in Jersey across the Commodore Barry bridge they have a dog park with many fences that you can let a dog run and let them interact with other dogs with the fences to keep them apart if need be. Pretty neat I thought.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:35 PM (HWcaz) 160
If it was up to me, Burundi, Ghana, and Mali would have enormous US Embassy staffs next year. No we cannot convict you of a crime, but we can reassign you!
Enjoy your new posting. By the way, you get the same security level that Ambassador Stevens and Sean Smith had. Posted by: rd at February 04, 2016 07:35 PM (v0YLX) 161
Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:34 PM (qCMvj)
It still shocks me how few people know that Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:35 PM (UikQM) 162
It still shocks me how few people know that
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:35 PM (UikQM) me too!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:36 PM (0O7c5) 163
Is it just me, or is this something that they want to do because they think it'll cement their control over the rest of us?
Not just you. The personal vehicle is one of the most freedom-enhancing things you can buy. That is why the left hates it. But at least they can force the lovely public transportation system on people who can't drive. In twenty years, people who can't drive but can afford a car will be able to use a car. And for people who can't afford a car? There's always Uber and similar private companies. All these people going where they want when they want without submitting to government schedules and routes. It's a control freak's worst nightmare. (This is, I strongly suspect, why they are looking into "Vehicle to Grid", which is where the government decides to transfer power from your electric car's battery to someone else.) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2016 07:36 PM (2lndx) Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2016 07:36 PM (zt+N6) 165
Rupert Murdoch: FNC Not All Republicans, Greta "Close To The Democratic Party" Van Susteren may be surprised to learn just how close she is to the Democratic Party. It is true her husband, John Coale, has advised several prominent Democrats in the past, including Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. But he also informally advised Sarah Palin. Of course, revealing the political affiliations of say a random Fox News correspondent is not appropriate either. she came from CNN Posted by: artisanal 'ette (Mourinho signs w/ManU! yay!) at February 04, 2016 07:36 PM (qCMvj) 166
greta hates cruz i guess
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:26 PM (0O7c5) So do I. I unsubscribe from his various PACs every day. When I do, I get another e-mail, forward:support Cruz. Either he is getting rich off this or others are. Posted by: ryukyu at February 04, 2016 07:36 PM (FuBZa) 167
Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to make sure.
Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 07:38 PM (s5o+q) 168
There has to be a tax angle to that Scientology gimmick. Too many rich people involved in it.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at February 04, 2016 07:38 PM (pi5El) 169
I'm in Cali and am being bombarded by Cruz adds on radio. Been going on for a while. The OC is Republican almost, anchor babies have had a big impact. Be forewarned, it's coming to you too. Cruz is my 2nd choice, VP maybe. Or Justice would fit too.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2016 07:38 PM (ShIkh) 170
soros gave $6m to hillary super pac
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 04, 2016 07:38 PM (0O7c5) 171
>>> Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 07:35 PM (HWcaz)
----- Thanks Skip, but Jersey's a little far from me. :-) I don't want to take mine to a dog park just yet. She's so big and I'm worried she will try to jump up on or try to hump other dogs and have the other dog owners give me dirty looks. I have to get this bad behavior under control. I refuse to have to have a badly behaved doggie. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:39 PM (2x3L+) 172
140 In my own twisted way, I can almost hope that Hillary gets elected President, just to see how bad it would be, how far she would go, and how much the people would put up with.
Almost... Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (pi5El) Funny, I can picture the opposition to Hugo Chavez saying the same thing. Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 07:39 PM (sdi6R) 173
Ahhhh. That explains the "Cruz is playing dirty tricks!!" text I got from my mother about 15 minutes ago.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (GEICT) I was thinking just a little bit ago that I would vote for any GOP type who brought back Rat Fucking to the process. Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 07:39 PM (heN73) 174
Some girl scouts just came to my door with cookies. I couldn't say no to them.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2016 07:41 PM (3DIzJ) 175
There is not tar and feathers in the world to properly express our contempt for all of these people.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 04, 2016 07:41 PM (NPofj) 176
Posted this stupidly on the wrong thread: I wouldn't dare to presume to give enough advice about financial matters, so don't pay any attention to what I say. That said, I'm feeling a disturbance in the force. Things are likely to shit the bed again. Go to ZH: T. Boone Pickens has cashed out his oil holdings. And he did that while touting that oil has hit bottom and will double by the end of year. He said the same thing last year. But his money is going the opposite way of his mouth. He headed for the exits. That's the key. When there's a fire in the proverbial crowded theater (imagine the tinder boxes of old, which is where the metaphor comes from) and you're the first to notice, you don't shout "Fire!". No, you quietly head for the exits, to get out before the stampede. If you get caught in the stampede, you'll either be trampled to death or burned to death. Either way, you're dead, Jim. The smart money sneaks out while telling the dumb masses everything is okay. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 04, 2016 07:42 PM (dvuhZ) 177
Some girl scouts just came to my door with cookies. I couldn't say no to them. Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2016 07:41 PM (3DIzJ) Were the cookies made with real girl scouts? Posted by: Wednesday Addams at February 04, 2016 07:42 PM (o98Jz) 178
I was thinking just a little bit ago that I would vote for any GOP type who brought back Rat Fucking to the process.
Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 07:39 PM (heN73) After the last two cycles, I'm looking for someone who will, you know, actually run against their opponent in the general. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:42 PM (GEICT) 179
'In twenty years, people who can't drive but can afford a car will be able to use a car'
They are trying to do this shit right now. Buy a share or renta car needed. No f'n way I want to share my car with someone. Or my truck. They can kiss my ass. They are are trying to make everyone so broke you can't afford a car. Just a place to live and a supplemented income to survive on. Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at February 04, 2016 07:42 PM (BO/km) 180
Re Carson,
Why do I have the feeling if this shit had not blown up about CNN and Cruz? We would be hearing Dr. Carson saying at the National Prayer Breakfast that after prayers and contemplation, he was suspending his Presidential Campaign? He has already cut way back this week, and slashed his campaign. He must know this is not his year. And he isn't the only one, Jeb! Posted by: rd at February 04, 2016 07:43 PM (v0YLX) Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 07:43 PM (heN73) 182
>>> Some girl scouts just came to my door with cookies. I couldn't say no to them.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2016 07:41 PM (3DIzJ) ----- Please tell me at least that you got the Samoas, renamed Caramel Delights for PC purposes. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (2x3L+) 183
Oh, by the way, I found this link in a comment at Belmont Club. I posted it in one of the afternoon threads, but it belongs here as well.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jgvxgle There may be more to that Hammond Ranch thing than meets the eye. Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (JO9+V) 185
Ahhhh. That explains the "Cruz is playing dirty tricks!!" text I got from my mother about 15 minutes ago.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:30 PM (GEICT) Did you clue her in? Posted by: redbanzai at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (NPofj) 186
There is NO parity here. HRC had a system CREATED to bypass DoS and Federal government REQUIREMENTS. When you're "read on" you agree to abide by the rules. For violations on this magnitude, FIRST step is suspension of account AND suspension or revocation of clearance.
Posted by: rld77 at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (TzrSE) 187
181
If the government ever becomes illegitimate...... The government is already illegitimate. Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 07:43 PM (heN73) Exactly, but I was making a sort of rhetorical point there. I'd say we're well within our rights to assert our status at any time. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (HalrA) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:45 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 07:45 PM (1xUj/) 190
Dirks Strewn, perfect: "If trying Colin Powell for mishandling classified information is the price to pay to get Hillary on her emails, it's a price I'm willing to pay." Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2016 07:46 PM (QDnY+) 191
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Please tell me at least that you got the Samoas, renamed Caramel Delights for PC purposes. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (2x3L+) They did? One of my nieces is still in it and my sister sent me a photo of the order form to pick some. Still called Samoas. Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2016 07:46 PM (zt+N6) 192
Of course.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:45 PM (GEICT) Hopefully, she passes it on:-P Posted by: redbanzai at February 04, 2016 07:47 PM (NPofj) 193
174 Some girl scouts just came to my door with cookies. I couldn't say no to them.
Posted by: Lauren ------------------- That surprising, coming from you. I have no problem telling them no, and why. And, yes, I've had the moms get really offended because I said the word abortion (usually when they're in front of the grocery store). Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2016 07:47 PM (ENe42) 194
did Ace clean the tub out?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 04, 2016 07:48 PM (Cq0oW) 195
I may have to change my registration to vote for Hillary in the upcoming primary.
Or Sanders. Or, maybe I'll have another drink. Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 07:48 PM (s5o+q) 196
Did you see the story about the 9 yr old transgender girl scout going door to door selling cookies? Did not work out well, so a SJW took over and she/ he sold 3000 boxes online. Good thing we all don't live in the real world, could be hazardous.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2016 07:48 PM (ShIkh) 197
I was out of Bourbon.
Yes, I feel shame. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 07:45 PM (1xUj/) --- These are maddening times. It's okay. Now, Luxardo cherries...overpraised? I'm thinking they're not worth the price, plus, NO STEMS. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:48 PM (jR7Wy) 198
yeah she is a little deranged about the whole cruz carson thing.
She became so agitated that her face moved. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c) 199
193 Yeah,ask them how much of the price goes to the baby parts dealers at Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (8HTq1) 200
Hopefully, she passes it on:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at February 04, 2016 07:47 PM (NPofj) Doubtful. She hates Cruz. Loves Rubio. As I told AtC earlier, she's a Fox News junkie. So...*shrug* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (GEICT) 201
I'm waiting for Hillary to offer jobs to Gadaffi's all-female bodyguards.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (hJrjt) 202
>>> They did? One of my nieces is still in it and my sister sent me a photo of the order form to pick some. Still called Samoas.
Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2016 07:46 PM (zt+N6) ---- Maybe that was a brief thing. I know they did for certain for a little while. Every time I was hit up to buy the cookies, I had to tell the little girls that I can't buy abortion cookies. Maybe they got shrewd and went back to the original name. I haven't both those cookies for a long while now. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3L+) 203
so that a normal, air-breathing mammal
How many years of experience will it take for Colin to realize they're not normal? And will it be more or less than the GOPe average. Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 07:50 PM (DL2i+) 204
Hi MUMR
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 04, 2016 07:50 PM (AkOaV) 205
She became so agitated that her face moved.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c) Now that right there is just a damn lie. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:50 PM (GEICT) 206
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2016 07:48 PM (ShIkh)
I assume by 'transgender girl' you mean 'boy with twisted parents who's going to suicide or OD before he's thirty'? Posted by: Van Secundus at February 04, 2016 07:50 PM (UikQM) 207
Whoa! Banhammer!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:50 PM (jR7Wy) 208
BMX legend Dave Mirra was found dead in his truck Thursday afternoon. The 41-year-old, who also hosted two seasons of the popular MTV show Real World/Road Rules Challenge died of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound according to the Greenville Police Department in North Carolina. He leaves behind a wife and two children.
Sad. RIP, Dave. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (iQIUe) 209
Getting conquered by China or Russia would have some benefit.
$%^* that, let's surrender to Canada while we can still get TimBits. Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (DL2i+) 210
The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.
But without the moral code of the Gotti's or Luciano's. Plus, this crowd don't like Joos much so Lansky is out. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (gh5uh) 211
Drop me a line when this site is not all crapped up with autoplay videos that clobber half my keystrokes. What a fucking POS.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (IiR2y) 212
211 Drop me a line when this site is not all crapped up with autoplay videos that clobber half my keystrokes. What a fucking POS.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (IiR2y) Feel free not to visit. I do believe Hot Air is still up and running. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:52 PM (GEICT) 213
Hey Colin, how does Hillary's nasty Depends taste now? These are your people! You and Armitage deserve it.
Posted by: cheri at February 04, 2016 07:52 PM (ylAck) Posted by: mnw (CAIR and trounced) at February 04, 2016 07:52 PM (NiHAc) 215
>>>Getting conquered by China or Russia would have some benefit.
$%^* that, let's surrender to Canada while we can still get TimBits. Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 07:51 PM (DL2i+)<<< Soon... eh. Posted by: President Cruz at February 04, 2016 07:52 PM (H9MG5) 216
Hahahahahahahaha. I love watching the BanHammer in real time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (GEICT) 217
What videos? I don't see no videos.
Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (BO/km) 218
Now, Luxardo cherries...overpraised? I'm thinking they're not worth the price, plus, NO STEMS.
May we assume that you can do...tricks...with the stems? Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (1xUj/) Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (2x3L+) Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 07:54 PM (s5o+q) 221
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:42 PM (GEICT)
Yes....just imagine as Hillary's meat curtains descend over Marco Rubio he sputters with his last breath..."Hillary would make a fine president!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2016 07:54 PM (Zu3d9) 222
fully support the prosecution of Powell and Rice
Or just morons who want to see more of Condi's boot collection. Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 07:54 PM (DL2i+) 223
Okay banhammer is the funny today.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (2x3L+) Ace took it with him into the shower. No, you don't want to know details. Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 07:54 PM (s5o+q) 224
Italian wife faces six years in jail for 'mistreatment of her family' because she doesn't do enough housework
http://goo.gl/nlCCMW ============ Hahahaha! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 04, 2016 07:54 PM (iQIUe) 225
Alright, dinner time. See you folks a little later.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 04, 2016 07:55 PM (GEICT) 226
Thought experiment for you...after all this and then some, she takes the oath of office next January.
Then what? Posted by: Mentor of Arisia at February 04, 2016 07:55 PM (ybzJi) 227
May we assume that you can do...tricks...with the stems?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 07:53 PM (1xUj/) --- Ha! No, I believe others have made that their gig. I'm just a traditionalist. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 04, 2016 07:56 PM (jR7Wy) 228
Re Carson,
Why do I have the feeling if this shit had not blown up about CNN and Cruz? We would be hearing Dr. Carson saying at the National Prayer Breakfast that after prayers and contemplation, he was suspending his Presidential Campaign? He has already cut way back this week, and slashed his campaign. He must know this is not his year. And he isn't the only one, Jeb! Posted by: rd at February 04, 2016 07:43 PM (v0YLX) I am kinda thinking the same thing. I am also wondering why, even if his campaign wasn't CNN's source, Rubio isn't taking heat too since his people were also telling caucusers that Carson was dropping out? The last is a rhetorical question since I know he is the one that the GOPe has chosen and so he is off limits. Posted by: redbanzai at February 04, 2016 07:56 PM (NPofj) 229
Thought experiment for you...after all this and then some, she takes the oath of office next January.
Then what? Posted by: Mentor of Arisia at February 04, 2016 07:55 PM (ybzJi) Well, we'll still have a metric buttload of pudding left over, that's for sure. Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 07:56 PM (s5o+q) Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 07:56 PM (DL2i+) 231
Could be worse. Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (FkBIv) 232
Time for Cool Hand Luke on TCM.
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (8HTq1) 233
I do believe Hot Air is still up and running.
Or he could go over to Breitbart, that's a clean site that's easy on the browser. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (2lndx) 234
Told this one before, but on-topic. There's a nifty outfit called PizzaIDF that allows you to send pizzas or other goodies to evil jooo IDF units in the field. A way of expressing your solidarity with the oppression of innocent, meek Paleostinians. Anyway, you can include a message that goes along with the food. Years back, when I first encountered this operation, and was preparing to send some pizza to the boys, I read some of the sample messages on the website. Most were normal, some biblical references, etc. But my favorite (it must have been around 2002 or so): "Consider this pizza a small down payment to compensate for the behavior of Colin Powell" Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (QDnY+) 235
Been telling you folks. The Washington City regime is a all about tyranny. Think King George, connect the dots.
Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (BO/km) 237
I'm waiting for Hillary to offer jobs to Gadaffi's all-female bodyguards. Posted by: Northernlurker at February 04, 2016 07:49 PM (hJrjt) Would that be like the DoS "Hillary's Angels" security force from a few years back? http://viiphoto.com/articles/hillarys-angels/ Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (o98Jz) 238
>>> POWELL WILL BE MY SEC DEF
GOD BLESS Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARCO RUBIO at February 04, 2016 07:56 PM (XzRw1) ----- Holy Shit! Who writes these? It must be either Maetenloch or Ace. Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (2x3L+) 239
>>> Italian wife faces six years in jail for 'mistreatment of her family' because she doesn't do enough housework
Don't lefties keep saying we should be more like Eurotrash? Posted by: fluffy at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (AfsKp) 240
Yes, but fuck Colin Powell just the same.
Posted by: Sam in va at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (9stgl) 241
King George III was a piker compared to what Washington has become.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 04, 2016 07:58 PM (dvuhZ) 242
I can eat a whole box of girl scout peanut butter cookies, but sometimes I just have to by a pack of nutter butter for half the price
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2016 07:59 PM (ShIkh) 243
Good News Regarding the Presidential Election Thus Far: 1. Jeb Bush, the anointed Republican nominee, was laughed out of the race and then curb-stomped into toothless irrelevance by media and voters both right and left, dashing the dreams of the Establishment. 2. Ted Cruz is not only still in the running, he's moved to the front of the pack and now has a good chance at winning. 3. Hillary has become so morally damaged that even if she wins the nomination she will limp into the general election permanently hobbled by the highest negatives and the general disapproval of almost everyone except hardcore Democrat diehards. 4. Sanders has made no attempt to hide his communist past, so that he will be easy pickin's to destroy if he wins the nomination. Bad News Regarding the Presidential Election Thus Far: 1. Trump is such a loose cannon that if he wins the nomination, it's possible he could implode in a blinding fireball of self-imposed gaffetastic oafishness, and in the process hand the election to the Dem candidate, however damaged and/or "unelectable" they may be. 2. Sanders is, incredibly, still a viable candidate, with the highest "enthusiasm rating." 3. The GOP field is an embarrassing circular firing squad. By the time nomination day rolls around, there may be no one left standing. 4. Leftists still dominate the media and "the national zeitgeist," so will have to spend the next 10 months arguing about Stupid Shit. All in all, "good" and "bad" are about tied. Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 07:59 PM (jBuUi) 244
Please tell me at least that you got the Samoas, renamed Caramel Delights for PC purposes.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 04, 2016 07:44 PM (2x3L+) ---------- We're still selling Samoas, so I guess our troop will be shipped off to the reeducation camps. I expect Thin Mints are probably considered "sizest" too. Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 04, 2016 07:59 PM (VMKPX) 245
Marco Rubio = Speaker Paul Ryan contingency plan.
Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2016 07:59 PM (zt+N6) 246
I don't know why we take so long to choose a President. The suspense is killing me, not to mention the arguments and the damn political ads.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at February 04, 2016 08:00 PM (pi5El) 247
Mark Steyn complains about the length of our presidential season as well. Also, the ossified two-party system. Parties should come and go, he says. I agree with him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 04, 2016 08:01 PM (dvuhZ) 248
Hillary! is not a normal air-breathing mammal.
She is Gollum seeing the brass ring that leads to the Presidency melting away before her eyes. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2016 08:01 PM (nYJAj) 249
>>>The entire government is now simply a criminal organization.<<<
Didn't we already suspect this if and when we were to ever put a Chicago pol in the fucking White House? I always thought this was common knowledge since what, the 1920s? Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2016 08:01 PM (BngQR) 250
so will have to spend = so we'll have to spend
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 08:01 PM (jBuUi) 251
Excellent summation zombie. Uh unless you are just f'n with our minds.
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 04, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km) Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2016 08:02 PM (DL2i+) 253
Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2016 07:57 PM (QDnY+)
They are still around! http://pizzaidf.org/ You can send sushi now. [pretty good organization.....if you like Joooos] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 04, 2016 08:02 PM (Zu3d9) 254
Ace, you magnificent bastard, you totally made up that "normal air-breathing mammal" part. No way Stuffy Colon Powell said that!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2016 08:03 PM (xqy8I) 255
251 Excellent summation zombie. Uh unless you are just f'n with our minds.
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it Unfortunately, it is REALITY that is f'n with our minds. Everything that happens every god damn day is beyond toleration. Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 08:03 PM (jBuUi) 256
Ace, you magnificent bastard, you totally made up that "normal air-breathing mammal" part. No way Stuffy Colon Powell said that!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2016 08:03 PM (xqy8I) OMG no, it's in the linked story. Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 08:04 PM (s5o+q) 257
I went to New Hampshire and couldn't even get the clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at February 04, 2016 08:04 PM (FkBIv) 258
I went to New Hampshire and couldn't even get the clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at February 04, 2016 08:04 PM (FkBIv) You looked in a mirror lately, Jeb-jeb? Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 08:05 PM (s5o+q) 259
"Consider this pizza a small down payment to compensate for the behavior of Colin Powell"
The Israelis must by now think of the Powell years as the "good old days". Thinking here of the Israeli ambassador being greeted by Hillary Clinton, who had ignored weeks of his attempting to reach her by telephone to deal with a succession of local diplomatic crises urgently requiring State Department attention. When he finally met with her again in person, she actually had the chutzpah to say to him, "You never return my calls!" I'd have smacked the bitch one and gone inside to e-mail my resignation to Bibi. Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2016 08:06 PM (noWW6) 260
CBD, yeah, and there has also been HamburgerIDF for a while too. Sushi? Truly a wondrous world in which to live. Who could have imagined, just a few years ago, that one could sit down at one's home computer and in a few clicks, have sushi sent to troops in the field in the most prolonged active conflict zone of the last several centuries? Or, on the otherhand,that an utterly forgettable and unfit affirmative action empty suit freak would be "president" of what was formerly the greatest and most powerful nation in history? Wondrous. Not wonderful. Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2016 08:06 PM (QDnY+) 261
Jeb! is the Fredo of the Bush Family. Who would've figured W. was the smart one? I think it's time for Poppy or W. to take Jeb for a little boat ride. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Or hell, maybe Big Mama Barb will be the one to do it. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 04, 2016 08:08 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Chris M at February 04, 2016 08:09 PM (6RZos) 263
"Also, the ossified two-party system."
We have a two-party system? ::: befuddlement ::: Is there, like, something to back this up? Some factual basis? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2016 08:09 PM (noWW6) 264
I read about that MRE study and did some research.
Findings: You should BUY food that has been FREEZE DRIED instead of dehydrated because dehydration causes a significant loss in nutritional value, especially in vegetables. Just thought someone here would want to know that. Posted by: CozMark at February 04, 2016 08:10 PM (CbGSW) 265
Hey....if you folks are tire of all the Joooos around here, come up to the new post!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 04, 2016 08:10 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 04, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km) 267
My favorite episode of King of The Hill is on: Hank & the guys go camping, only to have their campsite overrun by a Hippie gathering.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 04, 2016 08:11 PM (7qAYi) 268
Our options for redress are increasingly skewing towards one solution.
We when in the course of human events.. Posted by: Kreplach at February 04, 2016 08:12 PM (HX/A+) 269
Is it time to go gutter? OK, I'm totally going gutter.
There's a controversy over whether this guy's dick is real or prosthetic. It's in a music video. Scroll all the way to like the 3:00 mark because for the rest of the time he's just standing in front of the water and seen from the waist up. Then the camera pans. And keeps panning. And it defies expectations. So this is all the NSFW. The link is in Krautish but the video is just a video so you can figure it out. http://bit.ly/1X6UqYQ Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 08:13 PM (1xUj/) Posted by: Chris M at February 04, 2016 08:13 PM (6RZos) 271
Well, "good old days" from the Israeli perspective would have to be that joint press conference with Dubya and Sharon, the one where Dubya was clearly pissed off, and gave the clearest and least toned-down direct beat-down to the slimy evil Palestinian "leadership" by any US president. The "Karine A" incident. Remember watching that live and then discussing it with other foreign policy types. It was electrifying, yet depressing as well. It took a ridiculously clownish episode of contemptuous mendacityon the part of the Pals (working with their new best friends, the Persian islamist vermin) to finally provoke a direct public condemnation from an American president. Powell's influence declined steadily in that first term, so that he was not able to mess up anything as badly as he did the China/Hainan/P-3 incident down the road. Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2016 08:14 PM (QDnY+) 272
My grandma is a yeller dog democrat but I think her thieving, raping and murdering days are well behind her (she's 92).
Posted by: CozMark at February 04, 2016 08:15 PM (CbGSW) 273
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There's a controversy over whether this guy's dick is real or prosthetic. It's in a music video. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 04, 2016 08:13 PM (1xUj/) I think you just answered your own question. Music videos have never been known to use special effects, trick photography, or such. No, I'm not watching it. Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 08:17 PM (sdi6R) 274
NOODity upstairs, folks.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 04, 2016 08:18 PM (7qAYi) 275
So...Hillary will take anyone down with her to save her own ass.
I recall seeing a report that Hillary had Bush era emails on her server --- ones she had no business possessing. I had suspected this was her collecting dirt on others for use as blackmail. Looks like it was just for this purpose. Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2016 08:19 PM (NOIQH) 276
I'm in Cali and am being bombarded by Cruz adds on radio. Been going on
for a while. The OC is Republican almost, anchor babies have had a big impact. Be forewarned, it's coming to you too. Cruz is my 2nd choice, VP maybe. Or Justice would fit too. Why California? Cruz doesn't stand a leftover hamburger's chance in Michael Moore's refrigerator of winning that state. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 04, 2016 08:19 PM (0IhFx) 277
"I wish they would release them," Powell told NBC News, "so that a normal, air-breathing mammal would look at them and say, 'What's the issue?'"
~~~ Powell's pissed that the Lefties would lynch him (oh, yeah...I went THERE) to save Hillary's sorry arse. There is a lesson here for any other turncoats--or prospective turncoats. Posted by: socalcon at February 04, 2016 08:23 PM (vHlQ5) 278
Why California? Cruz doesn't stand a leftover hamburger's chance in Michael Moore's refrigerator of winning that state.
~~ This is the primary season now. Granted, in the General Election Cali goes full on Dem. But pre-convention candidates do weirder things...didn't Gilmore make a ten minute appearance in Iowa-a to garner a dozen votes? What up w/that? Posted by: socalcon at February 04, 2016 08:27 PM (vHlQ5) 279
OMG no, it's in the linked story.
Posted by: filbert at February 04, 2016 08:04 PM (s5o+q) Okay, that's fucking awesome. I take back all the bad things I've ever said about Powell. And that's a lot. Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2016 08:31 PM (xqy8I) 280
So Jean Fraud Effin Kerry is covering Hillary's butt? Whatever did she do for him? Ol Horseface ain't too bright. You got to have some quid to give the gou.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 04, 2016 08:42 PM (Sda6L) 281
I think you're missing the bigger message here. In a word, "DESPERATION." Ma Barker is calling in some major markers. And, this is high risk for a career St Dept flack. It's, also, dependent on a media people trust (which no longer exists) to focus the narrative. This is a lifeboat with holes in the bottom of it. And, I'd be more interested in why it's happening now. What's coming our way next that requires a pre-emptive strike? It's not the Iowa results. Bernie is going to fade away after New Hampshire.
Posted by: OrsonSnow at February 04, 2016 09:22 PM (+FZwm) 282
Sad part ace is that your theory is sooooo believeable. SMOD in DC when they are all there. Big do-over or something.
Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at February 04, 2016 09:29 PM (g1MTt) 283
Methinks the Democrats have misjudged this situation.
I have no problem with Colin Powell going to prison too. Posted by: Bush '43 at February 04, 2016 09:42 PM (e8kgV) 284
Whatever Hillary has these people must be incredible. Those 900+ FBI confidential files sure have served her well.
Posted by: Buffalbob at February 04, 2016 10:07 PM (8nL8o) 285
"the government is now engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the entire country. The entire government is now simply a criminal organization" ~~~ you've just now figured that out? To misquote george Carlin oligharchy, it's a big club and your not in it.http://tinyurl.com/zq7d7dy
Posted by: rumcrook at February 04, 2016 11:32 PM (uiVGU) 286
"The entire government is in under the control of a gang."
You're just now figuring this out? I thought you were quicker than that. Posted by: creeper at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (6VV2R) 287
So, Powell is getting schlonged by his BFF Obama. What a shame.
Posted by: Bob at February 05, 2016 10:36 AM (fVGlW) 288
Can't wait for "60 Minutes" to expose this Democrat government cover up and scandal!
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