Merry Christmas: NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day

Little is known about the threat. However, while NYC and the NYPD have been informed of it, apparently it's not specific to NYC; it could take place in several cities, sources say.

I have my own guess but I don't wish to speak it because I don't wish to give them ideas.

If anyone in the NYPD terrorist division or DHS drops me a line, I'll mention it. It's a very, very obvious idea -- or rather, I hope it's obvious to them.


Posted by: Ace at 04:09 PM




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1 Darn, I thought it said NYT got a threat....

Posted by: donna at December 22, 2015 04:09 PM (/dSsq)

2 Firstly

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:09 PM (k0xxN)

3 Disgruntled elves, no doubt.

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:10 PM (YQYIg)

4 There's No Credible Threat of me missing any of my vacation.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at December 22, 2015 04:10 PM (NkNar)

5 Merry Christmas: NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day

Does it involve Michael Moore and food?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

6 I'm not surprised. We have useless commander in chief.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)

7 Didn't Obama tell you silly people that we could withstand a terrorist attack while he took his family as far from NYC as possible on you dime?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

8 I hope to be shocked when nothing happens on Christmas Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

9 Well of course, Religion of peace my eye.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (k0xxN)

10 fore!

Posted by: Barack Atah Adonai Obama III at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (YQYIg)

11 Someone referenced ferries being escorted by the USCG in an earlier thread. Makes sense now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (hLRSq)

12 Is it too late to declare Manhattan a Weapons-Free Zone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (8ZskC)

13 If only Obama had just explained his ISIS strategy better!

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (Z/8dZ)

14 Did SantaCon happen yet? Seems like the totally not a Muslim terrorist could put on a red suit and blend in pretty easily.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (D5hxK)

15 Someone referenced ferries being escorted by the USCG in an earlier thread.

Has ISIS threatened to toss them off rooftops?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

16 Since when did ISIS or Al-Qeda give notices for terrorist acts?

I sure hope NYC is on top of things.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (voOPb)

17 Fortunately I won't be near a Planned Parenthood on Christmas, so I should be safe.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (5/vU+)

18 Ace, be safe!

And wasn't there just an article a little while ago about how commonplace it is for Chinese hackers to hack the US power grid? Seems as though that is a terrorist target just waiting to be seized

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (uZNvH)

19 There are no credible threats from ISIL. Now watch this drive.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LYCUN)

20

Happy Jiholidays!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

21 Yesterday they closed 17 schools in Nashua, NH based on a threat.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (sj3Ax)

22 And right on time too, just after TFP assured us that he knew of no credible threat during the Holidays.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LUgeY)

23 Sadly, I think it will take a couple more attacks before half this country wakes up. And make no mistake, they WILL happen.
New Years celebrations are more likely.

Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minmum.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (mUsVF)

24 Does 14 days seem a little schlong for a vacation? Or is it just me?

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (NkNar)

25 There's probably no real threat of anything, and all this is doing is making people afraid to enjoy public Christmas activities. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not going to do anything different on account of the supposed threat of terrorism, I'm not letting terrorists win without even firing a shot. If all it takes to mute Christmas is to *threaten* something, we might as well buy our prayer rugs and start praying to Mecca now. So no, a "threat" isn't credible to me. Bring it you cowardly asswipes, let's see what's left of you after you try.

Posted by: cjw at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (UJ59J)

26 Stupid day for terrorism since most people are home?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (gf8BH)

27 14
Did SantaCon happen yet? Seems like the totally not a Muslim terrorist could put on a red suit and blend in pretty easily.


All I know is I'm not taking my eye off Santa this Christmas. This reindeer don't play no games.

Posted by: Rudolf, glancing backwards nervously at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LAe3v)

28 The infidel Rockettes and their high kicks which tempt the men shall not be left be! I shall scout the location and venue many times, watching them most closely and shall attempt to get as many phone numbers as possible.

For the jihad. Of course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (hLRSq)

29 If it happens, let's just nuke Mecca and get it over with.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:16 PM (YFFpo)

30 These maniacs just better not pull anything at or near MSG between 12/30 and 1/2. If they ruin my holiday, I will get vengeance.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (D5hxK)

31 The subway bombings in London some years back was always something I thought could be done in almost any big city with subways.. NY, Chicago..

Homeland featured this as a plot line a few weeks ago, so I'm not giving anyone ideas they haven't seen right on TV..

In Homeland, they were going to gas the tunnels...

So many people carry backpacks and satchels and even rolling luggage into subways, there's no way you would be able to prevent it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (UpGcq)

32 The infidel Rockettes and their high kicks which tempt the men shall not be left be!

Eh. Too biped-y.

Posted by: Achmed the Goat Humper at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (uZNvH)

33 Every threat, every actual terror event, is another nail in the coffin for Hillary Clinton. Even soccer moms love their kids.

At some point in time she either separates from Obama, and goes to jail, or stays glued to him, and hopes she doesn't go to jail anyway.

I'm trying to feel her pain, but it ain't happening. My concern is with next weeks terror victims.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (7v/r5)

34
We are at war.
We need to adjust our policies accordingly.
The failure to do so it a pathologic failure to react.
Its like the frog that freezes in front of the snake. Thefrogthat doesn't get hoppin get eaten.
Adapt or die.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (JTwsP)

35 Raise your hand if you *didn't* see this coming - an planned ISIS attack on Christmas.


Yeah, almost guaranteed after the last round of "no credible threats" claims from O.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

36 New York City supported the Crusades and has a very high horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

37 NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror

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Subtitled - Shit Midas President Opens Yap Yet Again.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

38 if ISIS lights off a dirty nuke anywhere, what's the likely response by the west?

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)

39 >>If it happens, let's just nuke Mecca and get it over with.

With Obama in charge? More likely he would bomb Dallas.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

40 I would have thought it would be Christmas Eve in NYC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (qES5k)

41
Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minimum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World


Not if we can help it!

Posted by: BATF, DOJ, etc at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (9YDUz)

42 But how can there be any credible threats in NYC???

It's a Socialist's paradise!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (wtvvX)

43 36
New York City supported the Crusades and has a very high horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


If memory serves, it was also heavily involved in Malaya in the 50s.

Posted by: pep at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (LAe3v)

44 Stupid day for terrorism since most people are home?



More than you think go to the movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)

45 13 If only Obama had just explained his ISIS strategy better!
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (Z/8dZ)


Well, he has to wait for the media he hates to tell him what's going on...

...and shit.

*sighs in despair*.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (9d6yS)

46
My guess is its just more bull from muzzie terrorists, like the school shutdowns. But whatever, they are gonna attack a vacant store while everybody is at home. Ok, blow yourself up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (ODxAs)

47 if ISIS lights off a dirty nuke anywhere, what's the likely response by the west?

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)


Articles asking "What Did We Do to Make Them Do This?" and other such rubbish.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (hLRSq)

48 39 >>If it happens, let's just nuke Mecca and get it over with.

With Obama in charge? More likely he would bomb Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

Would we settle for Chicago?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)

49 Of course the muslim bro's man in the white house is well away from ground zero.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (JTwsP)

50 >>MSG between 12/30 and 1/2.



You going to see Taylor Swift for New Years?

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (NkNar)

51 More than you think go to the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)


Only us Jooos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)

52 Lol. Because Ace knows more about terrorist threats than the experts.

Fmd you're a douche Ace

Posted by: Tony at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (n2jU+)

53 >>Since when did ISIS or Al-Qeda give notices for terrorist acts?


ISIS makes threats and announces strategy all the time via social media. Yeah, they may not pull off all of them (e.g. they plan to fly their flag from the WH), but they were announcing plans to flood Europe with immigrants, especially Rome, months in advance of the mass immigration. Also, the two ISIS dudes in Garland, TX apparently announced the attack 1 week in advance.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (NOIQH)

54 if ISIS lights off a dirty nuke anywhere, what's the likely response by the west?
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)

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I'll take "Well, we had it coming." for a thousand Alex.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

55 Christmas carolers run down by an SUV driven by an "Asian" driver. Identity and motive not known.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (Fmupd)

56 We know the motive, but I'm not going to tell you.

Posted by: Sheriff De Blasio at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (/FOB4)

57 More than you think go to the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)


Only us Jooos



Wait, you guys all get phone calls before the attacks, I thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (8ZskC)

58 More than you think go to the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)


Only us Jooos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)


I thought you guys would all be at a nice Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (LUgeY)

59 I wonder where they 'got' their information from? Chatter from intelligence gathering or a tip from a local mosque? So disturbing to be thinking this way before Christmas.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (a0IVu)

60
Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minimum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World

In Manhattan? The only civilians who are armed there are criminals.

Posted by: Doona and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (u0lmX)

61 Being observant is just what ISIS wants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (FkBIv)

62 38 if ISIS lights off a dirty nuke anywhere, what's the likely response by the west?
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)

In 2015 or 2016?

It is coming.

Posted by: Golfman at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (48QDY)

63 And I'm sure this credible threat didn't come from any muzzies. President dumbass said we don't have to worrie about them. Of course he also said there are no mass killings outside of the US while speaking in Paris so take that for what it is worth.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (HHE0Z)

64 Someone referenced ferries being escorted by the USCG in an earlier thread. Makes sense now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet!

I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (326rv)

65 More than you think go to the movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)



Only us Jooos

Unless the MOSSAD tells them not to.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (YFFpo)

66 Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minimum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World



I assume Howard Stern will be spending the holiday at his place in the Hamptons. Not sure if there are anymore armed citizens in NYC, well not legally at least.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (D5hxK)

67 6 I'm not surprised. We have useless commander in chief.


Actually he's very useful; too are enemies. Isn't it lovely to have a President that hates us so? Why should he care if an attack comes on Christmas. As far as he's concern, The One True God is vacationing in Hawaii.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (yru7T)

68 if ISIS lights off a dirty nuke anywhere, what's the likely response by the west?

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)



One helluva great jobs program!!!

Posted by: Marie Harf at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

69 Stoled from AoSHQ 2.0

"Bill Kristol: We'll have to start a new party if Trump is the nominee"

LIB?
No, WIB.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (9YDUz)

70 A Muslim attack on Christmas, the day we celebrate the birthday of the ( small p) "prophet' Issa?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (83uIZ)

71 >>MSG between 12/30 and 1/2.
You going to see Taylor Swift for New Years?
Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (NkNar)


Oh you joker, you know who I'm seeing. Your favorite group of Vermonter hippies

Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (D5hxK)

72 >>Stupid day for terrorism since most people are home?

Well, MB attacked Coptic Christian churches during Christmas eve services. Boko Haram also likes to attack churches during services (and Sunday).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (NOIQH)

73 Nuking Mecca should be on the table and should be the one card we hold against the vile oil ticks in SA against them funding, aiding and abetting all the 'non-moderate' mohommedans.

Technically, it is an innocents-free target as filthy infidels aren't allowed inside.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (27KAF)

74 Would we settle for Chicago?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)


Yes.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (9d6yS)

75 Tu3031,
Nuke Mecca? Not while TFG is president.
We need a president that loves America! I hope the FSA & LIVs don't vote next year.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (sj3Ax)

76 "Bill Kristol: We'll have to start a new party if Trump is the nominee"

LIB?
No, WIB.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

How about the "Standing at the back, dressed stupidly, and looking stupid" party?

Posted by: Iva Biggun at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (/FOB4)

77 Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minmum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (mUsVF)

So he can be charged for any paltry gun crime the DA can think up, and even if he beats the charges, he'll be broke. After all, we really can't have the citizenry taking up arms against those who would attack them. That is for the police.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (kKHcp)

78 Posted by: Tony at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (n2jU+)

Your second sentence indicates that Ace certainly knows more about written English than you do, Tony.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (qES5k)

79 I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.




Betcha they made you give it back, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (LO5Qy)

80 I'm safe, sound and snug as a bug in my little house.
Velveeta Village.
Nobody st.
Not NY State.
Zipcode: nowheresville, man.

Posted by: 13times at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (WHVu+)

81 We universally blame Donald Trump for the attack that will happen in a few days!!

Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (NOIQH)

82 Been nice knowing you Tony...well not really but bye bye

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (gf8BH)

83 I don't want to give them ideas either, but go to a church where the ushers are off duty and strapped.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (kKHcp)

84 51 More than you think go to the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)


Only us Jooos
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH

So do a lot of the dirty Gentiles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (voOPb)

85 Every threat, every actual terror event, is another nail in the coffin for Hillary Clinton. Even soccer moms love their kids.

Terror events are a result of Trump videos.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (FkBIv)

86 Looks like Tony has a crush on Ace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

87 Only us Jooos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)


I thought you guys would all be at a nice Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (LUgeY)

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No.... rike this

Fa ra ra ra ra .... ra ra ra rah !!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

88
Tony's real name is
Ibeen Farteen

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (JTwsP)

89 60, why not? Remember the Columbian cartel gangsters who opened fire on the Paris shooters? Hopefully, they'll be some gangbangers around doing some last minute shopping...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (83uIZ)

90 I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.




Betcha they made you give it back, huh?
Posted by: rickb223

They did! We had to take it right back to Staten island. The cheering that took place as we left was rather rude.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (326rv)

91 'Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
Run like an Isotope
Out of control!'

Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (NkNar)

92
I'm pretty sure the terrorists won't attack the south side of chicago.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxAs)

93 86 Looks like Tony has a crush on Ace.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

He went to Sooth's School of Cob Love

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (voOPb)

94 Hopefully, they'll be some gangbangers around doing some last minute shopping...


Gangbangers have trouble hitting targets because of the way they hold their pistols, yo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

95 I have a 360 degree policy that will revolve around and bring us back to where we are now. BRB.
*sound of fat flesh stuck in toilet*
Bill! Gawdamnit lower the toilet seat!
*picks up copy of Playboy next to toilet*
*sighs contentedly*

Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (7v/r5)

96 I'll repeat:


Just because this always seems to be a common occurrence when someone starts getting bitchy at ace's post choice.

Your search - n2jU+ site:acecomments.mu.nu - did not match any documents


And I'll add:

Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (zt+N6)

97 We strongly condemn the potential backlash against muslims resulting from next friday's attack.

Posted by: CAIR at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (/FOB4)

98 >>Lol. Because Ace knows more about terrorist threats than the experts.

You mean the experts who told us the attacks in both Benghazi and Egypt were because of a youtube video?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

99 92
I'm pretty sure the terrorists won't attack the south side of chicago.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxA

Well, it is Rahm's city, never let a crisis go to waste. And what better way to pull everyone together? Conspiracy theory time?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (voOPb)

100 It could give you pause if you remember that the NYPD got a similar message that the LA school district did and deemed it not credible. If it is credible, then they don't want to spill the beans. They want to stop it before it happens. And it does reference multiple cities.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (9iR5/)

101 Would we settle for Chicago?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)

Yes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain
............
Fuck youse guys...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (UpGcq)

102
Gangbangers have trouble hitting targets because of the way they hold their pistols, yo.

Saw a guy hold his pistol upside down and pull the trigger with his pinky and cut a playing card in half, edgewise.
Yeah, I was impressed.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (JTwsP)

103 Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

OK. I laughed.

Posted by: Golfman at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (48QDY)

104 Pretty sure Ace knows more about terrorism than the "experts" at DHS.

Hell, I'm pretty sure the first 200 names in the New York City phone book know more about terrorism than the DHS. It's what happens when "experts" are chosen based on fealty to a political viewpoint.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (16TRA)

105 "experts"? in the Obama administration?

you mean like Gruber?

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (YQYIg)

106 Yes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain

Nope; I want no American city hit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (qES5k)

107 So he can be charged for any paltry gun crime the DA can think up, and even if he beats the charges, he'll be broke. After all, we really can't have the citizenry taking up arms against those who would attack them. That is for the police.


Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (kKHcp)


Cuccinelli and 10 bucks a month to insure against that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (fWAjv)

108 I'm pretty sure the terrorists won't attack the south side of chicago.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


They got a 32 gun in their pocket for fun and a razor in their shoe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (FkBIv)

109 98 >>Lol. Because Ace knows more about terrorist threats than the experts.

You mean the experts who told us the attacks in both Benghazi and Egypt were because of a youtube video?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (/tuJf

Haven't you seen all those Jihadists at Trump Rallys?
Thats according to Hillary

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (voOPb)

110 Even republican conservatives, supposedly, don't know that congress is reflected every two years.
Someone on Twitter asked when Paul Ryan is up for reelection & I answered next year. I had a lot of people thank me.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)

111
How about the "Standing at the back, dressed stupidly, and looking stupid" party?
Posted by: Iva Biggun


To Be Fair (tm) That's my camouflage look.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (9YDUz)

112
Dear New Yorkers:

Sorry the government you elected took away your guns, knives and any pepper spray more effective than Binaca Sugar-free Spearmint.

Let us know how your rape whistle works out in a tactical situation.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (kdS6q)

113 Hard for me to even twitch my giv-a-fuk meter for anything related to NYC these days.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)

114 Pretty sure Ace knows more about terrorism than the "experts" at DHS.

You tell em! They're being mean to me!!!

Posted by: Spokesditz Marie Harf at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (326rv)

115 Fuck youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (UpGcq

You and dumbartist leave town for the weekend.

Ok Jerry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (voOPb)

116 Saw a guy hold his pistol upside down and pull the trigger with his pinky and cut a playing card in half, edgewise.
Yeah, I was impressed.


Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (LO5Qy)

117 Hell, I'm pretty sure the first 200 names in the New York City phone book know more about terrorism than the DHS. It's what happens when "experts" are chosen based on fealty to a political viewpoint.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (16TRA)


It is what happens when the government is used to employ the unemployable.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (HHE0Z)

118
Plus you don't mess around with Jim. Or Slim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qUXcXuMSE

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:32 PM (ODxAs)

119

Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.
Naw. It was a demonstration. One of the instructors at sig sauer academy.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:32 PM (JTwsP)

120 >>It's what happens when "experts" are chosen based on fealty to a political viewpoint.

And what happens when FBI and DHS leadership/Obama tell their analysts to stop focusing on mosques and Muslim because it's racist or something, so they focus on white militias in flyover states.

Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (NOIQH)

121
Molon Labia!!!!

**hic**

Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

122 Right on cue, Emperor Put Put just told an NPR interviewer he is confident America is safe from an ISIS led Paris style attack.

He should just shut the hell up. Let the adults deal with these scum. Play golf. Eat ice cream. Watch Sports Center.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (LISuA)

123 113 Hard for me to even twitch my giv-a-fuk meter for anything related to NYC these days.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96

Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (voOPb)

124 NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day
Little is known about the threat. However, while NYC and the NYPD have been informed of it, apparently it's not specific to NYC; it could take place in several cities, sources say.


My worldwide intelligence network is uploading data right now.

Let me decipher it...decoding...decoding...OK, I've identified the source of the threat, and the location of the planned attack!

The threat is coming from a group known as Islam, and the attack could happen anywhere at anytime.

Sources report that they commit terror attacks because they are an evil death cult.

Quick, someone sent this info to the NYPD!

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)

125 About time for me to come out and assure the stupid scared Americans that all is well and i got this handled.

Posted by: King Shit Midas at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (AhyHb)

126 Puddle gum,
I know that The JEF hates the U. S.
& aiding Iran!

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (sj3Ax)

127 Right on cue, Emperor Put Put just told an NPR interviewer he is confident America is safe from an ISIS led Paris style attack.



We're getting hit in 3 days. I'll take the under at two days.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (LO5Qy)

128 Actually the "experts" (CIA) did get it right on the Benghazi attack.

The experts' memo was then rewritten by the current crop of liars in charge to make it sound like it was about a video.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (uZNvH)

129 Pro-Tip for the NYC Morons:

If you opted to get that special lady a pressure cooker rather than a vacuum, take a cab over to her apartment, not the subway.

Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (NkNar)

130 You and dumbartist leave town for the weekend.
Ok Jerry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
...........
Actually I live so far out of the city now, I am not personally worried about an attack.

We used to have a family outing in the Loop on Christmas Eve.. see exibits at the Art Institute and lunch.. but we don't do that any longer.. we'll saty out here in the "safe" burbs this Christmas..

That said.. the number of "Asians" has quadrupled out here..
situational awareness is something I learned growing up on the south side and I haven't lost it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (UpGcq)

131 Right on cue, Emperor Put Put just told an NPR interviewer he is confident America is safe from an ISIS led Paris style attack.


Which should put every city on high alert for an ISIS led Paris style attack.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (LUgeY)

132 29 If it happens, let's just nuke Mecca and get it over with.
Posted by: tu3031
___________

Oh, just great. You take a perfectly sensible policy and then go attaching conditions to it.

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (3GAnN)

133 >>>My worldwide intelligence network is uploading data right now.
-----
Hawaii? Get the hell out of the islands NCJ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (voOPb)

134 zomb

Negative, NYPD has been told not to profile in that manner. Your IP has been reported to the authorities. Thank you and have a nice day.

Posted by: DOJ at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (YQYIg)

135 Disgruntled elves, no doubt.

I keel u with my little wooden hammer.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (DL2i+)

136 Molon Labia!!!!

**hic**

Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

Not even with Xerxes pierced penis.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (fWAjv)

137 106 Yes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain

Nope; I want no American city hit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (qES5k)



At this point, and God help me, I'd almost help them.

....after I bugged the parents out, of course.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (9d6yS)

138
Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Yahbut, those guys have jet-packs and are swivel-headed.

Or, they do in my imagination.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (9YDUz)

139 Oh, no, what are the Christians up to this time?

Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (7Kbxu)

140 Man, this has the Amish written all over it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (IPirI)

141
free range jihadist @ #33, I get your reasoning there.

But really? I don't see Hillary paying any price - any - no matter what happens.

That's the major, astonishing, inescapable transformation of US politics: absolutely no consequences for disastrous policies, no accountability.

Obviously many wheels turning in this: no press, generally a wildly distorted public square in terms of info, ignorant electorate (esp. incl. "educated" people), what seems to be an historically unique absence of any leadership qualities in the leadership class, etc.

Last time there appeared to be *any* accountability/consequences for outrageous political misbehavior was the 2002 mid-terms. The backlash mid-terms of 2010 and 2014 were superficially cases of consequences/accountability, but as we know now - not really.

Not impossible to imagine the combo of robot Dem voter disengagement/demobilization and GOP/swing voter enthusiasm that would sink Hillary - but oit seems highly improbable, given the state of the nation.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (QDnY+)

142 >>Haven't you seen all those Jihadists at Trump Rallys?
Thats according to Hillary

When you have to constantly lie about your foreign policy and the failures it causes, a rational person will rethink their position.

The attacks on 9/11 in Egypt and Libya were carried out with groups associated with al Qaeda. In fact the attack in Egypt was coordinated by Muhammed al Zawahiri, yea, his brother. And the reason they stated quite openly and plainly was because of the imprisonment of Omar Abdel-Rahman, the Blind Sheik and the guy who first tried to take down the World Trade Center.

But he isn't in Gitmo, he's in prison in North Carolina. You will never hear this from Hillary, her husband had him tried as a criminal and thrown in a US jail, or Obama who is pathologically obsessed with closing Gitmo and claiming terrorists won't care about prisoners if we would just transfer them to US jails.

Because they lie. All. The. Time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (/tuJf)

143 Btw. Anyone hear anything about the Las Vegas attack today?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Swept under the rug.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (Fmupd)

144 "There is no credible threat..."

KABOOM!

"Let me be clear..."

KAPOW!

"ISIS does not represent Islam!"

FOOMPF!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (4ErVI)

145 127 Right on cue, Emperor Put Put just told an NPR interviewer he is confident America is safe from an ISIS led Paris style attack.


His stupidity is truly the only unlimited part of his psyche.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (xWW96)

146 If the sky above you should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow,
keep your head together and call my name out loud.
Soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name, and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall, all you have to do is call and I'll be there.

Posted by: From a Bunker somewhere in the Pacific at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (BngQR)

147
So, I'm not in the zone of danger, but I'm going to pray for all those people at risk. Those who areinnocent, those who arein charge -misguided as they have been -that they wake up and act, and those who protect and serve that they be in the right place, at the right time, and in force.
OurLady ofVictory Prayfor Us.
Rosary right now.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (JTwsP)

148 "That's the major, astonishing, inescapable transformation of US politics: absolutely no consequences for disastrous policies, no accountability. "

preach it, rhomboid

Posted by: DOJ at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YQYIg)

149 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (UpGcq

Glad to hear you are in the safer area of Chi-town. Us Morons have to back one another.

My town, barely noticeable, let alone attack worthy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (voOPb)

150 Something happened in Boston, I had Howie Carr on & mid sentence it went to Christmas Carols.
Maybe something happened to Howie?

Now more songs. Strange?

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (sj3Ax)

151 Pish, nothing will happen. James Taylor is on tour.

Posted by: Lord Kerry at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YQYIg)

152 Btw. Anyone hear anything about the Las Vegas attack today?

I heard she was "turning her life around". Oh yes I did.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YFFpo)

153 Wow, Christmas is an odd day to threaten people on. I wonder if there is some symbolism implied there?

Naaaah.

Posted by: West at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (1Rgee)

154 Emperor Put Put just told an NPR interviewer he is confident America is safe from an ISIS led Paris style attack.


------

Fucker ALWAYS hedges his bets. "Paris style."

Hey ..... President Fuck Me In the Ass..... you mean like "not a Marine Barricks Style" or not a "Twin Towers Style"..... or not a "Mali Bombing Style" ... or not a "Major Nidal Hassan Workplace Violence Style'????

Because youre always to fucking clever by half in the word play games you use. So fuck you in your fucking fuck hole fucker.

Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

155 So tired of this shit. I truly believe God protects this nation or it'd be much worse. But like is often said, the bad guys only have to get lucky even one percent of the time.

Posted by: Beth M at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (kiy9d)

156 Guys, we have nothing to worry about. President Obama is safe in his Hawaiian compound, surrounded by armed security personnel.

Repeat, the President is safe.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (LXJ1e)

157 I heard she was "turning her life around". Oh yes I did.
Posted by: tu3031

She was looking forward to going to college. She Dindoo Nuttin. (It's a unisex name.)

Posted by: Dindoo Nuttin's Momma at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (/FOB4)

158 Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.

I have a brother with business in Manhattan far too often for my likes. He was a block away from World Trade on 9/11. It helps mitigate the impulse to see a blue city turned to rubble.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (9krrF)

159 And the guy who wanted to blow up a mosque..

no, the other guy

no, the other one

no, not me

the one that the press is saying is a Trump supporter.

Actually supports Hillary!

*shhhhh

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (fWAjv)

160 Seeing that TFG has the reverse Midas touch, I wouldn't be surprised if we are attacked after he dismisses the idea.

Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

161 >>Muhammed al Zawahiri, yea, his brother. And the reason they stated quite openly and plainly was because of the imprisonment of Omar Abdel-Rahman, the Blind Sheik and the guy who first tried to take down the World Trade Center.



Whom Obama and Shrillery we're trying to get released to Egypt. A la the Lockerbie Bomber.

Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (NkNar)

162 "Because youre always to fucking clever by half in the word play games you use. So fuck you in your fucking fuck hole fucker."

smart military blog whatever

I come for the poetry

Posted by: Lord Kerry at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (YQYIg)

163 ugg off Hilary sock. I want credit for that rant.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

164 Btw. Anyone hear anything about the Las Vegas attack today?

I saw a police press conference on the local LV news yesterday. Police have concluded that it was not terrorism.

Next Question: "Then what was it?"

Answer: "We don't yet know the motive."


*Facepalm*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (8ZskC)

165 He's back on as if nothing happened.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (sj3Ax)

166 Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (JTwsP)

Very positive faith orientated approach.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (qES5k)

167 My Boss just gave me a large bottle of Crown Royal. Resisting.......resisting........

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (xWW96)

168 Please tell me that there aren't any Nativity scenes in NYC with live goats.

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (3GAnN)

169 Fucking Lutherans!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (LYCUN)

170 I *hope* I am right in calling this bullsh*t.

IMHO, the gubbermint is just fear mongering, so that when the new year hits, they can claim the only way to stop terrorism is to get rid of all the guns in America.

Except for guubbermint guns of course.

And yes, I am crazy enough to think "false flag" as well, just to make sure our guns to away.

/adjusting tin foil hat...

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (9JJgN)

171 LOL nobody's going to attack you, you fear-mongering douchebag Republicans who hate analysis and facts.

I'm a Bernie Sanders supporter because I care about people. I have a huge heart. Now fuck you, you racist Islamophobes. The call to Islamic prayer is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard, and only stupid rubes go to Christian churches.

Posted by: My Nitwit Facebook "Friends" at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (7Kbxu)

172 That said.. the number of "Asians" has quadrupled out here..
situational awareness is something I learned growing up on the south side and I haven't lost it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (UpGcq)

Hey, Jerry, I grew up in NW Indiana, Crown Point to be exact. I visited my sister this past August and we went into the Loop and visited the Art Institute. We had a perfect day there.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (kXoT0)

173 116 Saw a guy hold his pistol upside down and pull the trigger with his pinky and cut a playing card in half, edgewise.
Yeah, I was impressed.

Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (LO5Qy)

Evidently Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (GrXXa)

174
"NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day"
..................

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (HgMAr)

175 He's back on as if nothing happened.



Maybe Howie ate at Chipotle and had that call from nature that MUST be answered?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (LO5Qy)

176 Woman in LV attack.


No name or picture.


Take a guess

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (jJRIy)

177 Who's bitch this is?

Even the dead have not seen the last of lilTony.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (DL2i+)

178 Who the hell is shocked by this? If not NYC it will be somewhere else in America. These mohamadan savages attack and kill innocent people. It's what their book tells them to do. Read the damn book, people. You better do that before the caliphate gets her. When that happens if will be illegal for infidels to touch that book.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (b+df9)

179 The Colorado Springs shooter nut case was talked into a baby saving confession which was ran out in record time. The LV woman on said something but it can't be disclosed

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (k0xxN)

180 Hey, Jerry, I grew up in NW Indiana, Crown Point to be exact. I visited my sister this past August and we went into the Loop and visited the Art Institute. We had a perfect day there.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
.......
Cool! Yeah, I love it down there.. for a visit.. I don't think I could live in the city anymore..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (UpGcq)

181 My Boss just gave me a large bottle of Crown Royal. Resisting.......resisting........
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (xWW96)

Nice, all my boss ever gave me was one piece of "artisanal" chocolate in a twee little box. My last boss was Eastern Indian and Hindu, so he basically ignored Christmas.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (kXoT0)

182 OFF

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (NkNar)

183 >>Whom Obama and Shrillery we're trying to get released to Egypt. A la the Lockerbie Bomber.

yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

184 159 And the guy who wanted to blow up a mosque..

no, the other guy

no, the other one

no, not me

the one that the press is saying is a Trump supporter.

Actually supports Hillary!

*shhhhh
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (fWAjv)

Mosques have been attacked in the ME. And you know what? It isn't the Coptic Christians, its not Hindus, its not Buddhists, its not atheists its fucking Muzzies attacking other Muzzies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (voOPb)

185 Woman in LV attack.

Another LV attack?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (qES5k)

186 i lied, LV killer, Obama voter. SHOCKED



http://tinyurl.com/z77ppjx





Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (jJRIy)

187 No name or picture.


She has a name and a picture. There are conflicting accounts as to whether she is muslim. I read on one site that she was a member of a radical mosque in Oregon but it wasn't substantiated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8ZskC)

188 I thought Obama assured us there were no "credible threats"?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8HTq1)

189 There's a pic of the woman in LV at Gateway Pundit. Named " Lakeisha Holloway."

My guess is Nation of Islam.

All read rumors that she was yelling "aloha snackbar" as she mowed people down.

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (9JJgN)

190 Mohammadans blow up something with Trump's name on it.

Hillary says it's evidence Trump is turning peaceful muslims against us.

Trump changes campaign slogan to:

World War 3: This Time It's Personal

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (ZbV+0)

191 Just another one of the minor inconveniences we gladly suffer for the privilege of living with all the nice, moderate Muslims who are our friends and neighbors.

Posted by: Pastorius at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (gMAUH)

192 But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.


JJ and CBD are tribe. They automatically get the courtesy call not to show up for work tomorrow. So the phone chain kicks in. Ace misses the call, cause lesbian porn (OF COURSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT).

Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (7v/r5)

193 Dammit. I just sent Ace a nice picture of Benjamin Franklin. Then I find out Ace is going to be blown to kingdom come in a couple of days. I could have saved that portrait for myself! The lousy luck I have.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (fMQoG)

194 176 Woman in LV attack.


No name or picture.


Take a guess
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (jJRIy

Her name and picture is out there. Quite the looker.




NOT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (voOPb)

195 IIRC the Mumbai terrorists came into the city on rubber rafts to avoid getting noticed before the attack, and knew where the cells were that would aid them.

NYC is a coastal city with a shitload of water around it.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (GrXXa)

196 Stay safe, morons. Have a wonderful Christmas, and blessings for you all in 2016. Love you. xoxo

Expecting son from airport any minute to begin festivities. So will be busy/more insane for a few days. I will probably check in on the 26th, my day of taking to the bed with a book. Y'all try to behave.

Prayers for safety of our nation due to feckless leaders.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (7lqMl)

197 Mosques have been attacked in the ME. And you know what? It isn't the Coptic Christians, its not Hindus, its not Buddhists, its not atheists its fucking Muzzies attacking other Muzzies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love

That's what muzzies do when there are no infidels around, they kill each other. Gotz to kill somebody.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (/FOB4)

198
NYPD spox to @jonathan4ny: "No new specific, credible threat" to New York City



My my -- a sentence consisting completely of qualifiers.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (kdS6q)

199
heh. got caught up listening to some old tunes I forgot about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqMG3VR5PP4


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (ODxAs)

200 @190, Oh my, if they blow up one of Trump's buildings, it will get ugly real fast. For them.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

201 Nice, all my boss ever gave me was one piece of "artisanal" chocolate in a twee little box. My last boss was Eastern Indian and Hindu, so he basically ignored Christmas.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (kXoT0)

Heh. My Boss is a transplanted yankee from the northeast. Came here on vacation and never went home.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (xWW96)

202 188 I thought Obama assured us there were no "credible threats"?
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8HTq1

He wouldn't know a credible threat if it hit him along the side of the head.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (voOPb)

203 Golly!!!

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 04:48 PM (mR7Es)

204 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 22, 2015 04:46

Merry Christmas and God bless you and your family, Christy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (qES5k)

205 Fucker ALWAYS hedges his bets. "Paris style."


And if nothing happens over Christmas, the pimp will run around and do victory laps with the media he hates trying to catch him to continue a blow job.

I believe I have never hated anyone, anywhere close, to this piece of runny shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (9d6yS)

206 >>Dammit. I just sent Ace a nice picture of Benjamin Franklin



I send Ace Penis Portraits of the Founders all the time!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (NkNar)

207 So LV killer another terror attack?



Nah, Work place violence.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRIy)

208 I got a nice little cash Xmas bonus/gift from the company. Went towards property taxes. And a little something something for Mrs. MH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (voOPb)

209 How embarrassing for Donald Trump!

Posted by: Jeb's Communication Director at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (LYCUN)

210 The Threat hasn't made it to WSJ or Faux News app.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (sj3Ax)

211 I went into JC Penney about a half hour ago to pick up some pictures. As I was walking back out, a woman in a black bag with eye-slits was going in. I admit that I hurried to my car a little faster than I normally walk. I half expected the place to blow up. We don't really see too many hardcore muslim women around here. Sometimes ones with the head scarf thing, but seldom the whole hefty bag look.

Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (dFi94)

212 @190, Oh my, if they blow up one of Trump's buildings, it will get ugly real fast. For them.

Really? What do you think Trump could/would do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (qES5k)

213 207 So LV killer another terror attack?



Nah, Work place violence.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRI

Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.


////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (voOPb)

214 Glad I'm a flyover country moron. Not much PR for the jihadis in blowing up a cornfield.

Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj)

215 OT,
But, the guy that loaned gun to Tsarnaev is being freed!

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (sj3Ax)

216 How embarrassing for Donald Trump!
Posted by: Jeb's Communication Director

Top. Men. That's why you need to support the GOPe.

Posted by: Rinse Prius at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (/FOB4)

217
another good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8nXCx5qgo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (ODxAs)

218 The Vegas chick -

My guess is that this wasn't related to The Death Cult "religion" of pieces at all.
If we ever hear what the police are so "not comfortable saying," it will come out that she's attached to BLM & that crowd. And that her reasoning was along those lines.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (mUsVF)

219
He wouldn't know a credible threat if it hit him along the side of the head.
.................

And left him with a huge scar that he covers up with canned spray-on hair.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (HgMAr)

220 That's what muzzies do when there are no infidels around, they kill each other. Gotz to kill somebody.
--

And that's why I think they're the unofficial religion of S@t@n.

/think about it...

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (9JJgN)

221 Would we settle for Chicago?

Hey-- losing the NL pennant to the Mets wasn't enough for youse guys?

Posted by: Teh Cubbies at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (3C9q2)

222 Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.

She was driving a 1986 Audi 5000!

Posted by: 60 Minutes, faking stories for 40 years at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (2WoCi)

223 Technical difficulties made Howie Carr Show go to Christmas music.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (sj3Ax)

224 Sometimes ones with the head scarf thing, but seldom the whole hefty bag look.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (dFi94

it is an eerie sight here in little town (2,300 population) NW Wisconsin up the road.
Big population of Somalis.
Big turkey processing plant, turkey farms, etc

Wish Jenny-O produced pork .

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (voOPb)

225
Ace must think it is related to some sort of Christmas event in NYC. If so, it's da joos who will suffer most since they are the only ones out and about on Christmas Eve/Day. Movie and Chinese!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 04:55 PM (iQIUe)

226 Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.


...defective transmission that shifted into forward, then reverse, depending on where the pedestrians were.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

227
A star wars showing?

Maybe its LA giving payback for NYC razzing them about closing the schools.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)

228 214 Glad I'm a flyover country moron. Not much PR for the jihadis in blowing up a cornfield.
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj

Or a soy bean field

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)

229 ...defective transmission that shifted into forward, then reverse, depending on where the pedestrians were.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Christine?

Posted by: Steven King at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (/FOB4)

230 You damned media, misdirecting us like that...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (Kucy5)

231 I got spooked right away when Ace spoke of things that are or might be vulnerable because everyone knows or should know that Christmas is Chinese Restaurant Night for Jewish Americans all over the country and especially NYC.

Posted by: MikeD at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (uKJIC)

232 Posted by: 60 Minutes, faking stories for 40 years at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (2WoCi)

But just imagine how exciting the crash would have been with fireworks!

Posted by: NBC Dateline at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (8ZskC)

233 Most of you will not be unaffected. It's just media coverage that's scaring you.

I've directed my people to open the Strategic #Hashtag Reserve. We will fight them!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (OLNwX)

234 "But this year
One of the last remaining years
Santa Claus is a sniper
On the roof of Macy's
Picking off the customers
Splattering packages
And miscellaneous toes
Everywhere."

Phil Ochs 1940-1976

Saw all this coming; probably approved.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (YBRsJ)

235 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (kdS6q)

They ain't got mine.

Posted by: gzulux at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (2pOTb)

236 Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (voOPb)

You know the leftist shitheads who say that because Red States vote in politicians who deny global warming, they deserve to get smashed by tornadoes?

Don't be those guys.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (GrXXa)

237 OT:
- Believes that restricting immigration is okay, as long as it is done
for the right reasons, i.e., based on legitimate economic or security
concerns, and not based on irrational fear


Any Americans reason is more important. Rational or not, fear or not.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (DL2i+)

238 Hey-- losing the NL pennant to the Mets wasn't enough for youse guys?
Posted by: Teh Cubbies at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (3C9q2)

------

Knock Knock

Whos there???

Nacho.

Nacho who???

Nocho year!!!!

Posted by: The Kansas City Royals at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

239 I would think that Christmas Day wouldn't hold many opportunities. New Years Eve, however...

Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (9iR5/)

240 Thankfully, Commander Kickass is strategizing a first response to terror as we speak.

tinyurl.com/z9urzkb

Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (BngQR)

241 228 214 Glad I'm a flyover country moron. Not much PR for the jihadis in blowing up a cornfield.
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj

Or a soy bean field
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)

But I'd be pissed if they blew up a bacon farm.

Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (D7iLj)

242 Laurie David's Cervix,
Your comment at the beginning made me laugh!

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)

243 I went into JC Penney about a half hour ago to pick up some pictures. As I was walking back out, a woman in a black bag with eye-slits was going in. I admit that I hurried to my car a little faster than I normally walk. I half expected the place to blow up. We don't really see too many hardcore muslim women around here. Sometimes ones with the head scarf thing, but seldom the whole hefty bag look.

Believe me, it's getting harder and harder for me to see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the head scarf things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)

244 Moar OT:
Well, Bill Kristol said they should start a new party if Trump is nominated.

Perfect!!! I thought we would have to create our own, but they could simply just leave!


You take the poop, We'll keep the elephant.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)

245 How many people on average attend midnight mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral?

Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (dFi94)

246 A dem nephew is claiming on Facebook that Obama has taken the least vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute him? Thx.

Posted by: Missouri Red at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (+DpJV)

247 OT and sigh.

Wasn't there a post here awhile back about phrases that sounded profound but were actually bullshit?

My son just received his Class B from his Cub Scout troop. The idiot tshirt organizer put a quote from Harry Potter on the back: "it isn't who you are but who you grow up to be."

Um, what the fuck does THAT mean....? I've been looking at it for two hours and have no clue what deep meaning it's supposed to impart.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 05:01 PM (16TRA)

248 Believe me, it's getting harder and harder for me to
see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the
head scarf things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)
==================================================

Similar thoughts ran through my head too. "Hon, you don't have to live like that. This is America. You're free."

Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (dFi94)

249 176 Woman in LV attack.


No name or picture.


Take a guess
Posted by: Nip Sip


I've seen her picture in several sites.

She is a rather attractive young black girl.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)

250 My son just received his Class B from his Cub Scout troop. The idiot tshirt organizer put a quote from Harry Potter on the back: "it isn't who you are but who you grow up to be."

Um, what the fuck does THAT mean....?




It means, "fuck up now before everything goes on your permanent record."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (8ZskC)

251 Bacon ranch. Git along little piggies.

Posted by: Jolly Rancher at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (FkBIv)

252
I saw Xerxes' Pierced Penis open for King Missile at the Cow Palace back in '98.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (OMTVG)

253
OMG! Hillary is an idiot. and she doesn't understand basic math.

http://tinyurl.com/gmbzszk

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (ODxAs)

254 Stupid day for terrorism since most people are home?

Or, you know, packed into churches...

Posted by: GMan at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (nPdsm)

255
@186 ... LV killer, Obama voter. SHOCKED
.....................

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (HgMAr)

256 Don't they realize they should focus on murdering people from conservative states, not folks in NYC who love them

Sincerely,

M. Moore

Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (il4FI)

257 Las Vegas killer's pictures here (remove space from URL):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370491/ She-drank-cared-Driver-24-living-car-plowed-Vegas- crowd-overcame-homelessness-teen-alcoholic-mother-family-graduate-high-school.html

Plenty of 'em.

Not bad...especially for a stone-cold murderer.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (jBuUi)

258 Hacking the EFT site, and zeroing out all funds on file or transferred would crush America with one stroke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

259 Or, you know, packed into churches...
Posted by: GMan at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (nPdsm)


Not on Christmas day itself.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (vgIRn)

260 I'm cancelling The Weekly Standard.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (sj3Ax)

261 She is a rather attractive young black girl.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)


The picture I posted does not support your story. Butt ugly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (jJRIy)

262 You take the poop, We'll keep the elephant.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)


What will the GOPe call their new party? Democrat is already taken.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (xWW96)

263 But I'd be pissed if they blew up a bacon farm.
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (D7iLj

Amen!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (voOPb)

264 The picture I posted does not support your story. Butt ugly.


Jail photographers are notoriously untalented.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (8ZskC)

265 Um, what the fuck does THAT mean....?

It's not supposed to mean anything, per se, it's supposed to make you feel good. The sounds are pleasing.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (OLNwX)

266 261 She is a rather attractive young black girl.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)


The picture I posted does not support your story. Butt ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (jJRIy

After conviction she will be screaming that she has a right to a smooth face and will demand her own dermatologist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (voOPb)

267 Oh? Tannenbomb?

Posted by: DavidR at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (K7l7c)

268 Not on Christmas day itself.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (vgIRn)
================================================

Depends. Some do Christmas Eve, some do Christmas Day. I've been a member of a couple of churches that do BOTH days. That's a bummer for the church staff's families, especially when they have little kids or have to travel to family gatherings.

Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (dFi94)

269 I have my own guess but I don't wish to speak it because I don't wish to give them ideas.

Dumping a bunch of e. coli into the Chipotle meat supply?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (pxwYc)

270 It's not supposed to mean anything, per se, it's supposed to make you feel good. The sounds are pleasing.
Posted by: t-bird

And really, isn't that the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (/FOB4)

271 260 I'm cancelling The Weekly Standard.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (sj3Ax

Good Lord Carol, can't believe you threw money Kristol's way. He's a douceweasel.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)

272 Change my plans?
Fuggedaboutit. FYNQ

Aunt Ralph
57th & 1st
Manhattan

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (6VG2o)

273 So is the rumor she is a Mohammedan been confirmed?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)

274 Jail photographers are notoriously untalented.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (8ZskC)


Want to look like a hungover child molester in your passport pic? Go to your local USPS office to get it taken.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)

275 Dumping a bunch of e. coli into the Chipotle meat supply?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (pxwYc)

e. coli? Or terminal doucheness?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)

276 And the Mumbai massacre had roots in Illinois. But we are still clueless.

Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (il4FI)

277
This seems Christmasy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)

278 And that's why I think they're the unofficial religion of S@t@n.

/think about it...


Already done did that.

There is nothing in that so-called "religion" that compels it's adherents to become better people.

No. Thing. No forgiveness, no patience, no empathy, no treating others as you want to be treated, nothing.

It's not a religion by any definition of the term.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LUgeY)

279 273 So is the rumor she is a Mohammedan been confirmed?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy

I heard that, but I've heard more about the BLM bullshit. She was homeless, it was whitey's fault.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (voOPb)

280 My suspicion, based on the sheriff's statement that he is "uncomfortable" revealing what the killer said was her motive, is that it has nothing to do with Islam and everything to so with race, e.g. something along the lines of "I just wanted to kill some cracka-ass white mothafuckers."

We will likely never know for sure, but what else could she have said that would make a white sheriff "uncomfortable" repeating it?

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (jBuUi)

281
e. coli? Or terminal doucheness?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)


I figured they had the insufferable hipster smug pretty much covered.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (pxwYc)

282 Catholic Churches and Episcopal Churches have services on Christmas Day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (qES5k)

283 Hillary is bitching about bullying from Trump.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (sj3Ax)

284
I figured they had the insufferable hipster smug pretty much covered.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (pxwYc

I take it the coffee beans at Starbucks will suffer the same fate OM?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (voOPb)

285 ""experts"? in the Obama administration?
you mean like Gruber?"

Ze are all Top Xers working on it.

Top. Xers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (nSW/N)

286
280 My suspicion, based on the sheriff's statement that he is "uncomfortable" revealing what the killer said was her motive, is that it has nothing to do with Islam and everything to so with race, e.g. something along the lines of "I just wanted to kill some cracka-ass white mothafuckers."

Sounds about right.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (pxwYc)

287 We will likely never know for sure, but what else could she have said that would make a white sheriff "uncomfortable" repeating it?
Posted by: zombie

Religion of Pieces, BLM...what difference does it make?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (/FOB4)

288 How do you think we make Bac-O Bits?

Posted by: Betty Crocker at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (HgMAr)

289 My guess is that this wasn't related to The Death Cult "religion" of pieces at all.
If we ever hear what the police are so "not comfortable saying," it will come out that she's attached to BLM & that crowd. And that her reasoning was along those lines.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (mUsVF)


Yeah. The transcripts of what went on at the station would likely sound just like a torrent of ghetto trash spew.

And I say that in the most "I don't give fuck" way possible.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (9d6yS)

290 Hillary is bitching about bullying from Trump.

I've tried whining as a negotiating tactic and it's never gotten me very far.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (8ZskC)

291 Darn, I thought it said NYT got a threat....

That would be an Own Goal.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

292 I don't wish to give them ideas.

Dumping a bunch of e. coli into the Chipotle meat supply?


Wouldn't that be funny. "WTF? Everybody who eats there has built up an immunity! Curses!!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (OLNwX)

293 I heard that, but I've heard more about the BLM bullshit. She was homeless, it was whitey's fault.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (voOPb)

Homeless in LV means she was a hooker

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (jJRIy)

294 >>"I just wanted to kill some cracka-ass white mothafuckers."

Isn't this really the story of Obama?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

295 @283, Carol, Trump had a spate of 'bullying' remarks for Jeb on Twitter an hour or so ago. It was pretty funny actually, so I expect Jeb to come out grumbling about being bullied pretty soon.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

296 64
Someone referenced ferries being escorted by the USCG in an earlier thread. Makes sense now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet!



I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.

I got in Sunday on a cruise @ NYC, lots of armed gofast boats around the ship

Posted by: Yankee-ROTOR, Self Winding at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (mZS3c)

297 It's not a religion by any definition of the term.

One of the many basic problems is that it's not A religion by their terms. It's THE religion or I Keel U.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (DL2i+)

298 Hillary is bitching about bullying from Trump.

Let's ask the women Bill has molested about how Hilly is on 'bullying.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

299 246
A dem nephew is claiming on Facebook that Obama has taken the least
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx.



Posted by: Missouri Red at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM
---

The beloved NYT says the president with the least vacation days is Carter.

When said nephew starts screaming "BUSH!!!" ask him how many rounds of golf Obama has played vs Bush.

I'm guessing it's now about 250 to 24.

Also.. ask how many hours O has played golf. Estimate as of August is 1100.


Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (9JJgN)

300
I've tried whining as a negotiating tactic and it's never gotten me very far.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (8ZskC)


It's gotten Hillary! elected several times, so you're probably not doing it right.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (pxwYc)

301 >>>I've tried whining as a negotiating tactic and it's never gotten me very far.<<<

If you're negotiating sexual favors, begging works better. I heard it from a friend.

Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (BngQR)

302 >>Hillary is bitching about bullying from Trump.

Just like Jeb did.

They don't get it: whining that they are the victim of bullying demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

303 We will likely never know for sure, but what else could she have said that would make a white sheriff "uncomfortable" repeating it?
Posted by: zombie


She was playing this song on the car stereo :

https://youtu.be/vKXZCbpYgSo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (FkBIv)

304 zombie @ 280

Not sure if you saw, my 218 comment, but I just said the same thing. Only, not quite as eloquently. I've been thinking it ever sine I saw the "not comfortable" line.

So, yeah ^ what she said.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 05:16 PM (mUsVF)

305 Whining about Trump won't help Beast. It just makes her look the weakling she is. Keep it up granny.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:16 PM (xWW96)

306 MisHum,
I cancelled paper version & occasionally they have good videos on website.
I haven't read much in last two days.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:17 PM (sj3Ax)

307 I'm sure this is just a figment of the NYPD's imagination -- we know that the only reason anyone is afraid is because of the media! ISIS isn't really, silly. The NYT made them up!

-Barack F'n Obama

He is purposely acting callous and outright telling Americans that he doesn't care about us because, for once, he's decided to tell us the truth and he knows THAT will only scare us more. Win/win. He actually has me pining for the days of Bill Clinton's empathy.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:17 PM (xetep)

308 Finish drink take nap.


it's a plan

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (jJRIy)

309 Nah, Work place violence.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRI



Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.




I believe I read that she was just looking for a place to park. One of the official versions. Also she had gotten recognized as an outstanding person from Portland.

Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (T3Tpd)

310 I think Christmas is too obvious. Threat must be another day or it's not credible.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:19 PM (sj3Ax)

311 Instead of keeping the details of the "credible threat" secret, would it not make more sense to reveal them, thus improving everyone's chances? Avoiding it. Thwarting it. Whatever.

Keeping the details secret seems overly focused on catching the perpetrators and less so on preventing disaster and saving lives and limbs.

Posted by: Rapsial at December 22, 2015 05:19 PM (QolCq)

312 Nakatomi Tower.

BOLO for Hans Gruber...

Posted by: Giant Polish Vagina at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (9G6N1)

313 We need to invest in affordable personal-security mercenaries. Can I get a subsidy for that?

Posted by: Stephanie at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (eLvFT)

314 It's not a religion by any definition of the term.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LUgeY)

And therefore it should not be protected by the 1st Amendment... can't even defend it as "expression" since it wants to overthrow the Constitution and is treasonous.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (xetep)

315 "A dem nephew is claiming on Facebook that Obama has taken the least
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx."

========

I can't advocate getting into political fights with family. Never had a good experience with it, finally gave up. Now I just ignore their politics.

Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (7Kbxu)

316 >>Whining about Trump won't help Beast. It just makes her look the weakling she is. Keep it up granny.

Andrea Tantaros was saying this a.m. that Trump was baiting her just so that she would have to choose between playing the victim (which is what she does best) OR showing she's tough enough to handle jabs about bathroom breaks.
She chose....poorly. Can't say you're a victim over middle-school humor and tough enough to lead us in troubled times.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (NOIQH)

317 Religion of Pieces, BLM...what difference does it make?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:

At least BLM doesn't ban Pork?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (voOPb)

318 304 zombie @ 280

Not sure if you saw, my 218 comment, but I just said the same thing. Only, not quite as eloquently. I've been thinking it ever sine I saw the "not comfortable" line.

So, yeah ^ what she said.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World


I see it now. GMTA.

Impossible to say something true or insightful on a thread here after comment #60 or so without later discovering that you've just repeated what someone else already said.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (jBuUi)

319 BOLO for Hans Gruber...
Posted by: Giant Polish Vagina


Found 'im.

Posted by: Nakatomi Parking Attendant at December 22, 2015 05:21 PM (9YDUz)

320 I have a Constitutional right to blow you up because religion.

Posted by: Mohammed Alblowemup at December 22, 2015 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)

321
I can't advocate getting into political fights with family. Never had a good experience with it, finally gave up. Now I just ignore their politics.
Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (7Kbxu

I am not on FB alot. And when I am i have made it known its not for politics. Yesterday I got fed up and unfriended 2 people. Politics is for here not my FB friends & family

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (voOPb)

322 "The beloved NYT says the president with the least vacation days is Carter."

Jimmy cut short his visits back to Plains after our little encounter.

Posted by: The Killer Rabbit at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (noWW6)

323 Credible threat of terror for Christmas Day?
I'll bet they close their schools this time, by damn.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (YBRsJ)

324 I believe I read that she was just looking for a
place to park. One of the official versions. Also she had gotten
recognized as an outstanding person from Portland.




Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (T3Tpd)

May I be the first to call TOTAL BULL SHIT on this story.

You can turn you car off. There is a switch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:23 PM (jJRIy)

325 I have it on good authority that ISIS... er... ISIL...uses the comments on this blog as a recruiting tool.

If you post, the terrorists will win.

Posted by: Hillary !! --> at December 22, 2015 05:23 PM (QolCq)

326 Homeless in LV means she was a hooker
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (jJRIy

with a kid in the back seat? yikes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (voOPb)

327 At least BLM doesn't ban Pork?
Depends. Vinegar sauce, or mustard?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (YBRsJ)

328 Kurt Schlichter was on a CNN show last night & was asked about Trump. He changed subject to Hillary by saying her husband turned his intern into a humidor.

Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (sj3Ax)

329 243 I went into JC Penney about a half hour ago to pick up some pictures. As I was walking back out, a woman in a black bag with eye-slits was going in. I admit that I hurried to my car a little faster than I normally walk. I half expected the place to blow up. We don't really see too many hardcore muslim women around here. Sometimes ones with the head scarf thing, but seldom the whole hefty bag look.

Believe me, it's getting harder and harder for me to see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the head scarf things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)
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I saw a young woman in Wegman's swathed in the entire black Omar Sharif in Lawrence of Arabia affair, though the kerchief was pulled down under her chin a la a medieval wimple rather than the eye slit effect. She looked like a white suburban diversity warrior type.

Modest dress is fine (for other women); I get that. But why would God need you to be so encumbered?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (jR7Wy)

330 >>Religion of Pieces, BLM...what difference does it make?

None, as they've joined forces. BLM works with CAIR and Palestinian activists. They have the same goal: destabilize America.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (NOIQH)

331 They don't get it: whining that they are the victim of bullying
demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you
have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.
---

I think their warm and fuzzy logic is: "I get bullied just like you did/do and that makes me just like you! And if I am just like you, you LIKE me. And if you like me, you'll vote for me! Yay! I'm gonna be president!"

But their train is thought is nowhere near that coherent.

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (9JJgN)

332 And therefore it should not be protected by the 1st Amendment... can't even defend it as "expression" since it wants to overthrow the Constitution and is treasonous.

Agreed, but that'd never happen, not with all the muz in high places in TFP's clown car of an administration.

It's also a perfect reason to halt muz immigration. Treason is as treason does.

President Boy would outlaw it here. It's a big wide world out there and plenty of places to live that support it. And before anybody says anything, try declaring your Christian faith in Mecca and watch what happens to you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (LUgeY)

333
Impossible to say something true or insightful on a thread here after comment #60 or so without later discovering that you've just repeated what someone else already said.

Posted by: Fahreed Zakaria at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (Fmupd)

334 My Lutheran church has a service both days. Our organist is the pastor's son, so the church worker thing is pretty well covered.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (FQKBL)

335
Jimmy cut short his visits back to Plains after our little encounter.



Posted by: The Killer Rabbit at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM

Actually, it was because of us.

Posted by: The Aliens from Planet X at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (9JJgN)

336
I believe I read that she was just looking for a

place to park
---
Well sure, that explains why she went back on the road and picked up speed before slamming into the crowd again.

Twice.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (ZbV+0)

337 It's not a religion by any definition of the term.


Lets see, it posits a theory on 1) the nature of God 2) the nature of man 3) the origin of the universe 4) the purpose of the universe 5) the definition of good and evil 6) how man can achieve harmony with God and 7) what happens after death.

Sounds like a religion to me.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)

338 Is Preznint Barky vacationing in Tehran with ValJar next year?

I got a goat, grew a beard and I memorized a couple of passages from the Quran. I should make out alright when the terrorists show up.
The rest of you better lock and load.

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (AqfcR)

339 With a pocket full of pennies you need never be homeless in Vegas. You can sit in the most comfortable chairs at any penny video poker machines and, if you play slowly enough, for about 20 cent per hour, you've got a nice place to chillax all night long.

And if you know how to play right, you can always walk away a winner too! Video poker machines are defeatable.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (jBuUi)

340 The whole concept of presidential "vacation days" has been rendered effectively meaningless by the gaming of the system.

Obama's staff will stick one meaningless en route ribbon-cutting and perfunctory comment at some federally funded municipal or county level project (which are EVERYWHERE), and that makes the entire day a "work day", even if Prince Chooming casually kicks back and completely ignores all official functions for the rest of it.

He does the same thing on days when he's on the fundraising circuit.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (noWW6)

341 Depends. Vinegar sauce, or mustard?
------------------------
Ok - THAT was funny.
Out. Time for a drink, and I have to go turn on the neighbor's Christmas lights.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (mUsVF)

342 *flushes toilet, sprays Febreeze throughout thread*

Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (7v/r5)

343
with a kid in the back seat? yikes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (voOPb)

Not a surprise in the democrat community.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (jJRIy)

344 331
They don't get it: whining that they are the victim of bullying

demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you

have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.
---

Another take on libtard/ Jeb logic:

1. Everyone gets bullied.
2. I get bullied
3. Everyone can relate to me so they'll vote for me
4. Presidency here I come!

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (9JJgN)

345 Modest dress is fine (for other women); I get that. But why would God need you to be so encumbered?

They make nice weapons. You can't tell what's in it nor how it's armed. Male assassins have employed them for generations.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (LUgeY)

346 >>But why would God need you to be so encumbered?

It's not about the women, it's about eliminating the temptation for men.
If you look at Muslim societies, they prevent "sin" by outlawing the things that cause/tempt one to sin, instead of putting the responsibility on the person to resist it. So, no alcohol, music, dancing, co-ed facilities, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (NOIQH)

347 "No new specific, credible threat"

As you were, Obama was right, there is no there there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (T78UI)

348
Actually you don't even have to play in Vegas, just sit in the sports book. Man those are some comfortable seats.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (ODxAs)

349 315 "A dem nephew is claiming on Facebook that Obama has taken the least
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx."


It's a load of complete crap. The usual suspects, imagine that, have declared that, ANY Camp David trip for whatever reason and any Bush trip to Crawford, TX constituted a vacation.

Of course, the dunderheads have no conception of the difference.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:29 PM (9d6yS)

350 I believe I read that she was just looking for a place to park


"That woman's torso looks like it will do..."

Posted by: Lakeisha Holloway at December 22, 2015 05:29 PM (8ZskC)

351 Sounds like a religion to me.

Which part of it advocates peace? Which part of it promotes patience with your fellow man? Self-examination? Anything that helps you become a better person?

What part of it says "Peace on Earth, good will towards men?"

Hmmm?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:32 PM (LUgeY)

352 Heh. My Boss is a transplanted yankee from the northeast. Came here on vacation and never went home.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (xWW96)

My boss was also a transplanted jackass Liberal Yankee who came here for a job, married a local, and has looked down his nose at the place ever since.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 05:32 PM (kXoT0)

353 NYC get's threat? They have I believe the third largest army/police force in the world.



35,000

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:34 PM (jJRIy)

354 "It's not a religion by any definition of the term."

Religion is a small part of 'It'.

Consider if Christianity was in the broader sense of including civil, criminal, and international law and was so totalitarian in breadth to include such mundane acts as how one engages bodily functions and kite flying.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 05:34 PM (T78UI)

355 "I believe I read that she was just looking for a place to park "


If she was a prosty, she wasn't the high-dollar Vegas kind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)

356 Sounds like a religion to me.

If by religion you mean the feverish ravings of a seriously flawed egomaniac with a medical reference text of issues....

Yeah, sure it is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:36 PM (9d6yS)

357 Heh. My Boss is a transplanted yankee from the northeast. Came here on vacation and never went home.



Yankees visit. Goddamn yankees stay.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 05:37 PM (LO5Qy)

358 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)

I saw one at the grocery store... it's spine-tingling. Even without the whole "is she going to explode any second now?" aspect, those things are simply an assault on human asethetic. It's like they are dressing for Halloween all year round. A Freddy Kruger costume would be less scary. Black, flowing, no face. *SHIVVERS* this is the stuff of horror films.

There was another woman at my Target the other day in a long black robe but her face was at least exposed. I realized I was still wearing my winter hat and I whipped it off because I am a proud free Western woman who does not cover her head. Silly protest of mine.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:46 PM (xetep)

359
Blue Hen

Well, BH, the least you could have done was to buy me an overpriced beer on the Ferry. My group was crossing over around 10:00 AM.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2015 05:46 PM (BK3ZS)

360 Come to think of it, I may have seen Overpriced Beer on The Ferry open for, oh, I guess it was Blues Image. The ones with that Ride, Captain, Ride ditty.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:53 PM (YBRsJ)

361 PS, full burkas are what the Ring Wraiths wear, so, yeah, terrifying to any human's sense of aesthetic.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:53 PM (xetep)

362 I am not on FB alot. And when I am i have made it known its not for politics. Yesterday I got fed up and unfriended 2 people. Politics is for here not my FB friends & family
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (voOPb)

Hear ya. My friends list is about half the size it was in 2008

Don't really miss 95% of them either.

Posted by: Nomad at December 22, 2015 06:00 PM (JOG+K)

363 Don't worry we're on this! We're going to start strip searching grannies carrying presents out of an abundance of caution and cultural sensitivity to muslims.

Posted by: tsa at December 22, 2015 07:10 PM (S/oW7)

364 If I were a terrorist... and if you are one, and are reading this, here is some advice.

Christmas Day is the worst day to do an attack. No body is paying any attention to the news on Christmas Day. I was once in a fender bender in San Francisco on Christmas Day... we saw the news crew so we watched, and we were the top story. In a very large city--a fender bender, no ambulance no one hurt, just a red light problem.

Don't bother. We will likely not hear about it for a week.

Posted by: petunia at December 23, 2015 02:02 AM (VoCyE)

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