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> I hope this works. You asked for some horse pictures and this one is about as sweet as it gets. I will be in the comments on Saturday to explain the picture so as not to tie up more of the main page. Thank you, Ben HadVery sweet. And of course, we try to be careful to protect the identity of hoomans in photos. Winnie (black and white) and Kroger (black) are quite happy to assist me on days I work from home. I met Winnie when she was just off the track and I was transporting her to her foster home. She decided that she'd much rather go home with me. Kroger was returned due to an instance of aggression. We fostered him, weaned him off Prozac and got him adopted out only to have him be returned again. My wife and I decided he could live with us. -NR PaxThey look like great office helpers. Interesting story about weaning Kroger off Prozac. This is Panda, she's now about 16 yo, a sweet and gentle cat to all but the dogs. She is very expressive with her voice and especially with her tail, and no longer pretends to be aloof,. She was born feral but was captured by 3 of the Dall progeny, enticed by cheese. She then captured said kids, then after she moved in with us she enthralled the elder Dalls into her service. Hal Dall, MDPanda has obviously earned her place in the family. Ok, the family has expanded beyond the three cats (Zim, Grrrrr, and Monster) and Princess the dog. We now have adopted a bunch of more unusual animals which I now present for the Pet Morons Pleasure. I just pray that I got the name pairs correct. As always, thanks for doing the PetMorons! It's a fun part of my weekend to see the pets. Wandering NeuronsHorse Sugar A nice collection of pets today. Thank you for sharing your pets with us. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 4. Some special PetMoron stories and photos there. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9) 2
Back from getting raw milk. Sure am glad I found that place. Jake got to bark at the farm dogs which is always fun.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 11, 2024 03:35 PM (yeEu9) 3
Nice to see other kinds of pets
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9) 4
Hiya
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 03:39 PM (T4tVD) 5
NRPax, your greyhounds are gorgeous. I have had two and they were both a delight.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 03:40 PM (D/6Qm) 6
Interesting story about weaning Kroger off Prozac.
Some details. The people who adopted him first had no greyhound experience and their vet put him on Prozac to deal with "aggression." When we took him in as a return, I reached out to a friend of mine about that. I got a response in under five minutes that said "I NEVER recommend that for ANY patient! One of the side effects is that it makes the animal more prone to bite." So we worked with our vet, got his thyroid tested and discovered it needed medication. Then he got adopted out and the vet that saw him said "Oh, he doesn't have a thyroid problem" and took him off cold turkey. Another aggression incident happened shortly afterward. So we took him in, got him on the meds he needed and as you all see, he's a happy boy. Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 03:41 PM (E7kpD) 7
Nice pictures of the pets!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:42 PM (bhlvH) 8
5 NRPax, your greyhounds are gorgeous. I have had two and they were both a delight.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 03:40 PM (D/6Qm) Thanks. I have one more by the name of Duncan whose picture I posted here a while back. They are the sweetest things in the dog world and I appreciate that "check them for breathing" is a normal thing to say. -:-) Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 03:42 PM (E7kpD) Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 03:45 PM (rrtZS) 10
Hocked some blooming ground orchids to co-worker for twenty
bones. So many I don't think wife will miss them... ... but first she sold some of my chickens (pet thread) so it's all good. Recently she mentioned she wanted a baby goat because cute! And when it grows up into asshoe we can eat it! She likes goats. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 03:47 PM (cOq4q) 11
Meow
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 11, 2024 03:48 PM (sAmhv) 12
Should be interesting to learn the story behind Ben Had's photo.
Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 03:49 PM (rrtZS) 13
NRPax, I saw a guy go past me with a truckload full of greyhounds so I flagged him down and purchased Maggie right there on the side of the road. When she went rabbit hunting she always brought one for her and one for me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 03:49 PM (D/6Qm) 14
The baby pygmy goats are my favorites. The horses are beautiful, too. The alpacas will probably look better after they are shorn.
Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 03:51 PM (rrtZS) 15
Dear St. Anthony, please come around.
Something is lost which must be found.* Preferably, still in working order. Son-in-law was mowing yesterday when he spotted Daisy dog's missing control collar. Still buckled, which means she got it off over her skinny little skull. Looked like it was charging, but didn't. Gotta get a new one; she was responding to it very nicely and we got to take unleashed walks. Also helpful in training her not to jump on people, her worst habit. *Not Catholic, but not above appealing to saints just to cover all bets. Figure they're as good as Moron prayers. Nice pets today, and the barnyard bunch. Posted by: mindful webworker - yay furry pals at May 11, 2024 03:54 PM (XC44l) 16
KT, I think bigger dogs to get thyroid issues. Kraken (Another one I posted on the thread) had the same problem and he was a big muscle boy also.
Ben, that is a wonderful story. So they were retired racers or what? Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 03:55 PM (E7kpD) 17
Speaking of horses, some of the kids graduating from my son's university today were equine studies or equine science majors. I met a nice young woman as I was slowly going up to the second floor or his dorm several weeks ago. I said, "Please go by me. I am slow and old and kind of achy ," She said, "That's o.k. I am slow and young and kind of achy. I think I must have been kicked by horses in almost every part of my body." She was an equine science major but was persevering despite the kicks. Good for her!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 03:56 PM (XkYcA) 18
Nice Pets Y'all!...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2024 03:56 PM (R/m4+) 19
Great pictures!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 03:57 PM (XkYcA) 20
Great photos!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA) 21
Little girls and horses. Long story. When we decided to do the TXMoMe we coordinated with the Ohio Horde and did a Skype connection. When the connection was made the first thing the Ohio group saw was that big yellow horse. IB guy was laughing so hard he was almost in tears. Champ is a World Champion show horse that belongs to Rancherbob and Cow horse Queen.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 03:58 PM (D/6Qm) 22
There was a tall, pretty, blonde in the neighborhood who used to walk her greyhounds pretty regularly. They are pretty chill dogs and friendly. I haven't seen her around lately so I'm guessing she moved. I liked her dogs and she had pretty blue eyes so I'm kind of bummed.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 11, 2024 03:59 PM (sAmhv) 23
Ben Had. Lovely story, still miss IB guy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 11, 2024 04:00 PM (2NHgQ) 24
Beautiful Moronimals today, as always.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 04:00 PM (8zz6B) 25
Please read all of the directions before assembling your cat. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 04:02 PM (XkYcA) 26
Yay pet thread! Great looking pets ya'll!
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at May 11, 2024 04:03 PM (iF0sF) 27
Before the graduation they had a number of pictures put on a big screen.I laughed when some of the pictures were the back ends of sheep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 04:03 PM (XkYcA) 28
ould be interesting to learn the story behind Ben Had's photo.
Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 03:49 PM (rrtZS) "It was a dark and stormy night......" Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 04:04 PM (T4tVD) 29
Lovely pets as always.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2024 04:08 PM (JLq/1) 30
Rancherbob decided after he had won so much on Champ he wanted to move on to a younger horse. A match made in heaven occurred. The grandmother of young lady started riding with me when she was 13. She needed a good horse to go back to the show pen on and Rancherbob generously offered the use of Champ.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:08 PM (D/6Qm) 31
I, too, have heard that greyhounds are excellent pets. Used to see lots of them around Portland (and the occasional whippet) - retired racers. Then they closed down the Multnomah County Dog Track, and they disappeared - haven't seen a one for well over a decade.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 11, 2024 04:08 PM (Be/+i) 32
JEWELLS:
I've been wanting to catch a thread you're active on. Please look at Joe Tippens' blog, :my cancer story rocks." He had stage for cancer and he ended up using fenbendazole and is no longer showing any evidence of disease ... for 5 years now. No side effects and worth a shot. If you read his blog you will see how a Veterinary researcher friend discovered that it cleared up tumors in her lab mice and then she had a glioblastoma and tried it on herself and it worked. He was given a prognosis of 3 months to live but he wanted to see his soon to be born grandson. Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2024 04:09 PM (Epeb0) 33
Oh and about Winnie:
For a while, the wife and I volunteered to help with greyhound transports. The race track would hire a hauler in FL, they would drive all night and we would meet the dogs in Fredericksburg, VA. From there, we'd transport them to the next stop and so on. So one morning I'm hauling four and three of them are acting like absolute nuts. This little white and black spotted girl looks at me with an expression that says "I'm the sweetest little thing you've ever met, aren't I? Can I go home with you?" My wife got a text with a picture a little later that read "So you said you wanted a girl dog next." We picked her up the next weekend (She had to be cat tested) and she pretty much tried taking over (The other males were there before her and treat her orders as suggestions much to her irritation.). Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 04:09 PM (E7kpD) 34
Fenbendazole, made by Merck, is used as a dog deformed, very cheap and off-patent, so it will never be trialed as a cancer drug, but a small Swedish study found it had effectiveness vs breast cancer.
Please check it out. People who have tried it in late stage cancers of various types have reported being cleared of all tumors and even pancreatic cancer patients have shown that it has held it at Bay so it is apparently cancer agnostic. There are three plausible mechanisms of action for this drug to fight tumorigenesis. God bless. Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2024 04:14 PM (Epeb0) 35
Afternoon, pet peeplz,
Panda has remarkable coat pattern and is very good-looking with thos blue eyes. "No longer pretends to be aloof"? I hope little Dagny my Siberian gets to that point someday. As for the more outre critters: Horse Sugar has a beautiful color him/herself. And Alpaca Mutt -- holy cow, that face and attitude looks like it ought to be staring out from a '70s album cover for a band like the Marshall Tucker Band or something. (Is the animal noun part of their actual names, or are they "Sugar" and "Mutt"?) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2024 04:15 PM (omVj0) 36
Beverly thank you! I think Ben Had had mentioned it but I had completely forgotten (chemo brain). I will surely ask the doctor about it when I see him.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at May 11, 2024 04:17 PM (iF0sF) 37
Dewormer. Franking autocorrect.
Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2024 04:17 PM (Epeb0) 38
Great looking group of Moronimals. Thanks for the Pet Thread, KT.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 04:21 PM (ju2Fy) 39
Despite being able to run flat out and turn a cow on the fence Champ will pack that 5 year old little girl around all day being the gentlest of souls. The very next day you can go back to the pen and have the perfect show horse.
Champ stands 16 hands and weights about 1300 lbs. Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:24 PM (D/6Qm) 40
Never heard of this dog. From Wiki:
The Xoloitzcuintle (or Xoloitzquintle, Xoloitzcuintli, or Xolo) is one of several breeds of hairless dog. It is found in standard, intermediate, and miniature sizes. The Xolo also comes in a coated variety, totally covered in fur. Coated and hairless can be born in the same litter... aka, Mexican hairless dog. Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 04:25 PM (ju2Fy) 41
Right now my kitty Scout is snoozing on the couch. She has a cute little snore.
My wife's former boss had a greyhound. Racing dog rescue. Super cool doggie. Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at May 11, 2024 04:26 PM (l+fvR) 42
The video of the little dog defending his human from the moose: If it's moose country and there's snow on the ground, why is Truck Guy wearing a T-shirt and no jacket, even a light one? I know people in Alaska and such moose-infested climes get used to the cold -- and from the look of the snow it seems a dry cold, easier to bear -- but that still seems odd.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2024 04:26 PM (omVj0) 43
NRPax, the truckload of greyhounds were all off the track . Guess there weren't any good runners in that lot.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:29 PM (D/6Qm) 44
That moose seemed annoyed at the annoying little dog but stopped running at the guy. So, a win for annoying little dog!
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 11, 2024 04:30 PM (sAmhv) 45
Right now my kitty Scout is snoozing on the couch. She has a cute little snore. . . .
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at May 11, 2024 *** Big black Stirling sleeps with me at least part of every night, and often when I nap. He was on the bed with me when I just woke up. As I sat typing, he climbed to the arm of the sofa and gave me what I thought was the "lap look." But when I moved the computer for him, he bumped me with his head, then sprang down and trotted off. Cats. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 11, 2024 04:31 PM (omVj0) 46
Ben Had, I sent you an email of a picture of Rebecca with a horse that she made friends with at the Icy MoMe a couple of years ago. Was wondering if that might have been Champ. He was wonderfully patient with her - she enjoyed getting to feed him a snack!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 11, 2024 04:31 PM (SRRAx) 47
36 ... "I will surely ask the doctor about it when I see him."
Jewells, Screw the appointment. Please get a hold of the doctor this week. Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 04:31 PM (zudum) 48
There've been many Pet Threads over the years.
THIS is one of the best. Much happymaking, here. And now, back to work with me, another three hours behind the wheel. Seeyaz in the ONT, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2024 04:31 PM (e6UQI) 49
NR Pax, bless you for helping those dogs! Do Winnie (black and white) and Kroger (black) get along?
Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 04:32 PM (o3SCB) 50
Teresa, yes that was Champ.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:33 PM (D/6Qm) 51
Please read all of the directions before assembling your cat. LOL. Posted by: FenelonSpoke Star Trek transporter malfunction. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2024 04:34 PM (63Dwl) 52
My cat Allie--who bears an uncanny resemblance to the cat being assembled at the top of the page--has just decided to grace us with her presence. She left the library and hopped up on my desk.
Always a pleasure! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2024 04:34 PM (BpYfr) 53
21 Little girls and horses. Long story. When we decided to do the TXMoMe we coordinated with the Ohio Horde and did a Skype connection. When the connection was made the first thing the Ohio group saw was that big yellow horse. IB guy was laughing so hard he was almost in tears. Champ is a World Champion show horse that belongs to Rancherbob and Cow horse Queen.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 03:58 PM (D/6Qm) ^^I miss IB guy too. I may have been at that OH MoMe. I remember skyping TX - don't remember the horse. Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 11, 2024 04:36 PM (n3DL0) 54
Moose the Lab waves hi to the pet thread.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 04:36 PM (R4t5M) Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 11, 2024 04:37 PM (yeEu9) 56
Iris, we did it the first two years of the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:38 PM (D/6Qm) 57
50 Teresa, yes that was Champ.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:33 PM (D/6Qm) He was very sweet and gentle! Rebecca really enjoyed interacting with him. Apparently horses are great hippotherapy animals for people with Down syndrome; we live too far away for Rebecca to get involved in that. Maybe one day something will open up closer to us. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 11, 2024 04:38 PM (SRRAx) Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 11, 2024 04:39 PM (n3DL0) 59
That little dog understood. Float like a butterfly...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 04:39 PM (CmpAx) 60
49 NR Pax, bless you for helping those dogs! Do Winnie (black and white) and Kroger (black) get along?
Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 04:32 PM (o3SCB) Oh yes. All three dogs get along very well. Winnie and Kroger will even chase each other sometimes. Duncan is too old to join in but he's quite relaxed. Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 04:42 PM (E7kpD) 61
Our cats started acting "weird" a couple days ago. They'd not show up for breakfast as is usual and then, once they did, they'd remain on the porch for a really long time. Not their normal behavior.
I wonder if they have some sensitivity to magnetic fields related to the solar flares/storms that gave us the beautiful auroras last night. 🙀🌎🙀 Just..... odd. BTW... there's another show tonight @ 10:30PM EDT. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2024 04:44 PM (Q4IgG) 62
Prayers up for our nurse!!
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2024 04:50 PM (lX8VI) 63
Not pets but not politics either...
Maple Leafs say Ron Ellis, who spent his entire career with Toronto, has died at the age of 79. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 04:51 PM (ZdexC) 64
61 ... "I wonder if they have some sensitivity to magnetic fields related to the solar flares/storms that gave us the beautiful auroras last night"
Don't know about magnetic fields but our poodles one night started howling, which they never did before or after. Turns out the area had a rather minor earthquake about that time. Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2024 04:52 PM (zudum) 65
I love the pets today! So cute, every last one of them.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 04:52 PM (pZEOD) 66
Allow me to share a brief horse story. My baby sister has Downs Syndrome. When she was about 10, my parents started taking her to riding lessons. They found an instructor who worked with disabled and welcomed a new client. My sis did very well for herself in Special Olympics Equestrian events - all the way up to the state level (NY).
When she competed at the state level, I went to watch. What I saw amazes me to this day. I saw disabled people bent up like a pretzel due to Cerebral Palsy or other ailment who, when placed on top of a horse, could sit straight. I saw horses that were known to be "nudges" and difficult be the kindest of the lot when they had a "special" rider. I'm not a horse person, but it was one of the most incredible things I ever saw in my life. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2024 04:53 PM (UcAQV) 67
57 50 Teresa, yes that was Champ.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 04:33 PM (D/6Qm) He was very sweet and gentle! Rebecca really enjoyed interacting with him. Apparently horses are great hippotherapy animals for people with Down syndrome; we live too far away for Rebecca to get involved in that. Maybe one day something will open up closer to us. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 11, 2024 04:38 PM (SRRAx) Just saw your post. See #66 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2024 04:55 PM (UcAQV) 68
Ps. Of someone has a Xolo they want to send me, please do!
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 04:55 PM (pZEOD) 69
62 Prayers up for our nurse!!
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2024 04:50 ----------------- Has there been any update since she posted at 10:26a (11:26a EDT) today? Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 04:55 PM (ju2Fy) 70
What happened to nurse?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 11, 2024 04:56 PM (UcAQV) 71
41 Prayers please.
I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday. I'm scared. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 04:58 PM (ju2Fy) 72
Greyhounds seem to sleep 23 hours of the day except for 1 hour of insane hyper activity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 04:58 PM (CmpAx) 73
What a feature packed Pet Thread today, thanks!
All these years I never knew Prozac was used by dogs... Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 11, 2024 04:58 PM (MeG8a) 74
1 41 Prayers please.
I'm heading to the ER. Acute abdominal pain. Getting worse since yesterday. I'm scared. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 11:26 Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 04: I am praying. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 11, 2024 05:00 PM (JLq/1) 75
Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05:00 PM (zudum) 76
Our Country, one of my clients son's has CP and he rode and it saved him many surgeries. It does work.he
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:00 PM (D/6Qm) 77
72 Greyhounds seem to sleep 23 hours of the day except for 1 hour of insane hyper activity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 04:58 PM (CmpAx) I like the look on the faces of potential adopters when they learn that fun fact. Oh, and that hour is spread out in 5-10 minute increments during the day. -:-) Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 05:01 PM (E7kpD) 78
75 Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05:00 PM (zudum) Doh! Good luck to her. At least they found the cause. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 05:02 PM (CmpAx) 79
Sighthound trait. Short intense activity followed by lengthy naps.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:04 PM (D/6Qm) 80
I have an Ibezan hound and he looks very much like the Xolo .
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:06 PM (D/6Qm) 81
79 Sighthound trait. Short intense activity followed by lengthy naps.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:04 PM (D/6Qm) sighthound | ˈsīthound | noun a hound originally bred to hunt independently from humans, such as a greyhound or a whippet. New to me! Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:14 PM (o3SCB) 82
Awesome Neuron person . God blesses those that care for his creatures,
Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 05:16 PM (MNhXM) 83
m, both of my greyhounds would go off rabbit hunting on their own. They never hunted anything but rabbits.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:17 PM (D/6Qm) 84
83 m, both of my greyhounds would go off rabbit hunting on their own. They never hunted anything but rabbits.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:17 PM (D/6Qm) And bring them back to you? Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:18 PM (o3SCB) 85
Whippet! Whippet good!
You must whippet! Posted by: Devo at May 11, 2024 05:21 PM (ZdexC) 86
I had a friend that lived in SF and was the president of a Country Club near by in Napa.He loved my greyhound and when he dropped his daughter off to ride he would take my dog to the club with him. He even had the restaurant cook for her.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:22 PM (D/6Qm) 87
86 I had a friend that lived in SF and was the president of a Country Club near by in Napa.He loved my greyhound and when he dropped his daughter off to ride he would take my dog to the club with him. He even had the restaurant cook for her.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:22 PM (D/6Qm) Ha! Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:23 PM (o3SCB) 88
m, she would always bring one for her and one for me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:23 PM (D/6Qm) 89
Cooling off out thar.....
Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 05:26 PM (T4tVD) 90
88 m, she would always bring one for her and one for me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2024 05:23 PM (D/6Qm) "Good dog!" Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:27 PM (o3SCB) Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:28 PM (o3SCB) 92
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all There's another more extensive photo update #252 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6 ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well Twitch: https://is.gd/qyDILz OR http://tinyurl.com/2rvjn93v YouTube: https://shorturl.at/grR06 Posted by: Ciampino - Humour is cattish at May 11, 2024 05:30 PM (qfLjt) 93
8 75 Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05 Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing. Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34 PM (p4NUW) 94
Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34 PM (p4NUW) I need to write down these jokes for when she's better... Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 05:42 PM (CmpAx) 95
Nood. Hobby.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 05:43 PM (CmpAx) 96
Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34 PM (p4NUW) a good one would show up at the hospital with singlepacks of pudding and a rose Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 05:43 PM (D7oie) 97
a good one would show up at the hospital with singlepacks of pudding and a rose
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 05:43 PM (D7oie) Gotta go big. Either they will love it or they will hate you forever. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 11, 2024 05:54 PM (CmpAx) 98
, 99, 100
Posted by: m at May 11, 2024 05:57 PM (o3SCB) 99
Beautiful pets. Prayers for nurse, my BIL just got out of the hospital last week for appendicitis.
Posted by: Palolojo at May 11, 2024 06:13 PM (tBMEq) 100
Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
OK, now I can tell the joke just a little. Wife had an urgent appendectomy several years ago. Getting appendicitis on a Friday evening is several thousand dollars more expensive than, say, on a Tuesday morning. Every single billing detail of the hospital system is arrayed against the sufferer. Doctors who have to be called from another wing of the same building are suddenly on consultants' rates. The operating room is prime-time. They call in an extra billing tech to add all the asterisks. You do usually live, though. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2024 06:56 PM (zdLoL) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0241 seconds. |
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