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The Morning Rant
The Christians Who Mock Wokeness for a Living is yet another 'Gorillas In the Mist' excursion by our progressive betters, this time over at The Atlantic (the link is to archive.is) where author Emma Green ventures deep into the heart of Redlandia to make contact with strange and exotic aboriginal people who live way out in the untamed wild, far beyond the boundaries of civilization. In this case, it's Kyle Mann, editor-in-chief of the Babylon Bee. Her plaintive cluelessness throughout the interview is alternately hilarious and pathetic. For example:
Green: You guys wrote an article in January 2020 that was shared roughly 3 million times, claiming that Democrats called for the American flag to be flown at half-staff when the Iranian general Qasem Soleimani was killed in an American strike.And this is just the beginning. Toward the end of the interview, I was almost feeling sorry for her. On the one hand, it's a big, hilarious self-own on the part of Ms. Green. On the other hand, you have to ask yourself, is she completely incapable of viewing the world from a perspective that's not her own? And Mann sounds like he was caught completely off guard by the sheer magnitude of her blockheadedness. Instead of going through a stepwise explanation of the joke, he can only tell her that if she doesn't get it, she doesn't get it. Later on, when she brings up another joke that has evidently gone completely over her head, Mann says "I’m not going to sit here and deconstruct and explain every joke to you." Like he was losing patience. And can you blame him? The Atlantic is reputedly the in-flight magazine of the Smart Set™. Yet, thoughout the interview, it is obvious that Ms. Green has no idea who this rube-from-the-sticks Kyle Mann is, how he thinks, or why the Bee has a fan base. It's as if she's doing the interview with her left foot firmly planted in a wastebasket. Meanwhile, for the benefit of Ms. Green and others, the Bee published this helpful explainer, Here Are 10 Babylon Bee Jokes Explained (Just In Case You Don't Get Them).
What makes this funny? I know that’s the worst question to ask somebody who writes jokes.
Mann: It’s funny because General Soleimani died and then they called for flags to be flown at half-mast. Get it?
Green: But that’s what I’m saying. Besides just saying the joke again, what makes it funny?
Mann: Do you want me to explain the joke to you? Because the joke is that General Soleimani died and Democrats were sad.
If you don’t know why that’s funny, then you’re not the audience for the joke.
I Guess It Depends On Which Political Party He's a Member of:
Not At All A Violation of IRS 501(c)(3):
What Do You Mean, Conflict of Interest?
Wouldn't We All:
I Got Your Religious Exeemption Right Here:
222..."I am pleased to see that you and I agree that we don't own our own body and conscience. Where we disagree is to who owns both our body and conscience. You believe that the State and your current employer jointly owns you as chattel and can freely dictate what they can do with your body and your conscience. I on the other hand have been purchased by Christ's blood to be His own, and to Him I serve. Your master believes that you are fundamentally unfit to live unless you are modified by this a constant stream of gene therapy. Whereas I am transformed by the Paraclete.
No one can serve two masters, for you will hate the one and love the other.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (+LCoQ)
So They Consider a Creepy Murderous Clown An *Ally*?
Florida Woman > Florida Man
Who Dis:
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Friday Who Dis: Australian pop singer/actress Trisha Noble played Padmé Amidala's mom in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones and Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. Also appearing in those films was Jimmy Smits, and 'Jimmy' is actually his given birth name, not James.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Tough Choices:
Bonus Babylon Bee Explainer For Emma Green:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (JRipD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (oW3TG)
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Proof that the professional gay community is a group of mentally unhinged idiots who put way too much emphasis on popular culture to bring meaning to their lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
I just looked it up. I had no idea that's who his mom was.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 18, 2021 10:17 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 18, 2021 10:17 AM (/XOcP)
Yes! And the connection...?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:18 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:18 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021
I just looked it up. I had no idea that's who his mom was.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021
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[** Pushes dropped jaw back into position **] Really? I never knew she ever sprogged.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:19 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:19 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)
Actually, she didn't.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: King Hamlet at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (W6ugU)
Fucks given: zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:20 AM (/XOcP)
Right. As I said, the connection may surprise you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (oHd/0)
Also, crab legs. Who needs 'em.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (ZsR3z)
If she's a liberal, the answer is "Yes." Liberals are the most stone-headed people in existence.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (v9pBv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (/XOcP)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (W6ugU)
Then drove across the street, went inside, nobody said shit. They got my $70 for gas (thanks Fuck Joe Biden for $4/gallon prices) of gas and $10 for snacks.
I can't really fault the manager, he was just doing what the tyrants in the govt tell him to do. But still, if enough people did that, the entire insanity would stop.
Posted by: GOP at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:19 AM (Ez6QX)
The flavor sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (JRipD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (W6ugU)
Yeah, pretty much this.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (/XOcP)
That makes more sense.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Ectld)
Bat Guano and Batman!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Michael Christian at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (/LbTY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (2JVJo)
It is indeed. And she was probably the only feminist in those days who could successfully pass herself off as one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (W6ugU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (YIVH2)
Is it like a Friar's Roast ?
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (arJlL)
I have been watching these since last night. One of the ones on the link I posted had Groucho Marx! Also watched one of the Dean Martin get togethers (which seemed highly edited.)
One thing I noticed: The Dean Martin ones had lesser known comics. There were also more of them. Also, the banter was not as snappy from the younger guys. Came away noticing who seemed to have similar styles. Milton Berle and Don Rickles for example (although Rickles of course was more so.)
And the smoking. Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Michael Christian at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (/LbTY)
But a hollywood actor, so it's FINE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (gmo/4)
Nah, sea food can go. I spent too many years on the Ocean seeing what we did to them.
Luckily, I've never worked on a farm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (JRipD)
No, it's something else.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (hqNSX)
https://tinyurl.com/hc5xajcb
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (YIVH2)
You're supposed to pick one to get rid of forever.
I'm picking fried fish.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (Yjbgv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (bkUtD)
I don't know if West actually dated. Guy seemed more like a free-love swinger type perv.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (Yjbgv)
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It's just what happens when something is unpublished. All the comments will return when it's republished, unless CBD manually deletes the comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (pNxlR)
I don't know if West actually dated. Guy seemed more like a free-love swinger type perv.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (Ectld)
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Being mayor has it's benefits, ole chum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (flINI)
Maybe the "trans" part of trans dimensional has the alphabet folks confused?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (Adlwz)
Cohen, who has since broken ties with Trump, told ABC News that "I eagerly await his next secret dossier which proves the existence of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and that Elvis is still alive."
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (W6ugU)
Yeah, but they won't. Nobody will do jack shit about this. The IRS is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (hqNSX)
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It's just what happens when something is unpublished. All the comments will return when it's republished, unless CBD manually deletes the comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
It will turn into an entire thread of "Deleted [100 comment rule] - CBD"
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: squid_hunt
Let's hope he banged the hell out of Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (2JVJo)
It is indeed. And she was probably the only feminist in those days who could successfully pass herself off as one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:23 AM (hqNSX)
I could totally rock a bunny costume and the dip. If I wanted to ply my ultra femininity instead of my intellect.
Posted by: Bella Abzug at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (ZsR3z)
***
Surprisingly ... Crabs
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (flINI)
I doubt she really didn't understand the jokes. It's a strategy; pretend like the jokes are so obtuse and unfunny that it's really hard to understand the punchline and why it's funny, thereby implying that the teller of the joke is just weird.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (KbLYZ)
Fucks given: zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (DU+/6)
i like her, wonder if she's single...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (C1Lsn)
tinyurl.com/45dj54dt
I just find it sad that she was only married for three years or so and that she never had any children. No doubt she had many lovers and people who loved her, (and I'm not saying people have to be married and have kids to be happy) but considering how angry she was I hope at age 87 she's looked back and thought it was worth it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (ueGNX)
Ertha Kitt and what's her name Losira from Star Trek?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (W6ugU)
I wonder how many of the nameless Joes and Janes have passed away after doing what #Science! told them was the right thing to do.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM
If he hadn't been vaccinated, he'd have died at least three times as much!
Posted by: I love science(!) sexually at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (hqNSX)
Which is why the Dems want to increase the Budget of the IRS by close to $80 BILLION, so they can spy on all bank accounts in the US over $600.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (cSyAR)
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I thought that went out of fashion by the end of 2017. So very many press whores went on safari to exotic places like Ohio and Iowa to understand how people could vote for the Bad Orange Man. They brought their prejudices with them and learned nothing, vanishing back into the concrete jungles in America's parentheses while Salena Zito shook her head in bemused disgust.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (DU+/6)
Op-Ed: The story of sugar: Black suffering, white windfall
Posted by: PJ at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (G1dq6)
Maybe the "trans" part of trans dimensional has the alphabet folks confused?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (Adlwz)
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I'll be reading IT soon-ish. Finishing up MPPPP's manuscript, then finishing up The Shining, then on to more King, in order. Probably will read the Robert Bachman stuff too, if I have it, mostly because I don't want to cut out The Running Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (5Woea)
Why should she be rewarded for unrepentant nihilism?
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Right. It is the apex of class signaling. 'Oh, our humor is so much drier and wittier than your boorish and uncouth nonsense. I like the British comedy like Leaky Pipes...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (csEWM)
Basically, if they laugh they've committed wrong think, and if they argue with the joke they know they sound stupid arguing with a joke. For example, if you laugh at the AoC joke you are a racist. If you argue she isn't dumb well...no one can argue that.
So...they pretend to not get it since it is the safer choice.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Who loves you, and WHO DO YOU LOVE!!!??
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (IXZGh)
No one from Libtardia seems to be able to grasp very simple concepts, like this soiboi writer who just doesn't get why Kylie Irving won't get jabbed:
soiboi writer #89256 attempts to rationalize Kyrie Irving's anti-vax mandate position, and ends up with a very stinky word salad:
https://tinyurl.com/cdyc87ss
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
That'd be one short interview.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (xDXlt)
I thought that went out of fashion by the end of 2017. So very many press whores went on safari to exotic places like Ohio and Iowa to understand how people could vote for the Bad Orange Man. They brought their prejudices with them and learned nothing, vanishing back into the concrete jungles in America's parentheses while Salena Zito shook her head in bemused disgust.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (DU+/6)
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One imaginary conversation with a cab driver is really all you need to understand the hoi polloi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (N9/qT)
https://tinyurl.com/hc5xajcb
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (ZsR3z)
i do think mcauliffe is desperate. i was watching bleach last night on hulu, and he had an ad on EVERY damn commercial break. that is NOT the action of a confident man.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (8D42x)
Always remember, anytime you see ANYTHING and it says, "You may be entitled to compensation",
it was formerly approved by the FDA or other government entity before being recalled for some safety reason.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Minitrue at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:31 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (c2q/b)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:27 AM (Y5qcH)
bald eagles.... duh...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Watch out for the teen gang bang. To borrow a phrase: 'Life is too short to waste on bad books.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (Ectld)
I am not able to say whether it was complete nihilism. I think the womens rights movement made some good points initially and no I don't want to debate it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (ueGNX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I was born this way.
Posted by: a bald eagle at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (1NJfA)
The death came despite Powell being fully vaccinated against the virus that causes COVID-19.
Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)
As an historical fact, that's an accurate statement. I suppose that's not the main thrust of the op-ed, though.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (xDXlt)
Gawd, this was the very first claim that was disproven. The NSA illegally searched cell-phone records and found a record for someone named "Michael Cohen" in Prague that weekend - but when it was discovered that Trump's attorney "Michael Cohen" had a rock sold alibi in the states with multiple witnesses for the same time, AND that it wasn't his phone number, they realized they'd pulled the record on a different "Michael Cohen" who had nothing at all to do with Trump or politics and was just having a vacation there.
I shouldn't have bothered to remember that, but the ridiculous lies get under my skin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (trdmm)
His parting words, "Jay Inslee can kiss my ass"
It will be interesting to see how many follow.
While not as poetic as Fuck joe biden! It isn't bad.
For the record, I've seen Jay Inslee's wife.
Kissing my ass would be a step up.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (fpRbZ)
Posted by: Minitrue at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)
Yeah, I no longer buy the "I just don't like the taste and texture" spitting justification.
Posted by: That Guy at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (4I/2K)
I do love that movie.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (Ectld)
It's greatness.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (IXZGh)
That's the movie. The movie and the book have almost nothing in common.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (csEWM)
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Meh. I'm finally reading again. It's been too long, about a couple of years. I'll hitch myself to King if that's what it takes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
tacos-seems to contain all the food groups.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (xDXlt)
Had been battling multiple myeloma (which weakens the immune system) but also caught the 'vid. So yes, a COVID death.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (5Woea)
Old man w/his eyes pecked out must have been a klan member.
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
Well, I think it was always nihilism and pretending otherwise is a good way to get more nihilistic feminism.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (Ectld)
Who loves you, and WHO DO YOU LOVE!!!??
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (IXZGh)
"Uplinks and undergrounds, if you don't shut up I will uplink your ass and you will be underground." - The Butcher of Bakersfield
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (CjHGv)
They have a slideshow on ways the government is spying on you which are mostly silly things like "replacing your parents" or "strapped an antenna to you head"
A couple are chuckle worthy but most are just dumb.
Of course, if they actually wanted to be funny they could "interview a 60s liberal about modern government surveillance"...but that likely wouldn't send the message they want.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
Concur.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (ZsR3z)
I thought the book was a little too dreary.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (1NJfA)
they all look alike
Posted by: kallisto
The late 60's look.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (OCTRt)
That's the movie. The movie and the book have almost nothing in common.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (Ez6QX)
It's why I don't read books.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (IXZGh)
They were. I read in Nick Tosches' bio of Martin, Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams that a lot of the later roasts were patched together, with (say) a reaction shot of Orson Welles laughing at something Red Buttons had said several days earlier. Unless you see an audience, very few of them were "live."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:35 AM (2JVJo)
Ertha Kitt and what's her name Losira from Star Trek?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021
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Lee Meriwether -- who had a cool classy demeanor, unlike Newmar's sizzling sensuality. Eartha Kitt I barely remember except for her role as a contortionist on a 1st-year Mission: Impossible.
West, according to wiki, was married 3 times, none of them to household names -- the last time for 46 years until his death. But there were gaps between his marriages.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:35 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (trdmm)
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BUT HIS CELLPHONE PINGED OFF A TOWER IN PRAGUE! HE HAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Posted by: RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA at October 18, 2021 10:35 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
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So anyone who has cancer and catches the 'rona is a 'rona death now. How convenient.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: PJ at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (G1dq6)
FFS, whipeepo harvested sugar cane too.
Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (JRipD)
Repeat an exaggeration of a political opinion you don't like WITH A RAISED EYE BROW. SO FUNNY!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (ESjRY)
"See, even I, an (unfrozen caveman) Atlantic reporter was challenged by it's confusing alleged satire!"
They've been trying to get the BB deplatformed for a while now by pretending to take their stories seriously and then fact-checking them.
Posted by: Minitrue at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (bDqIh)
I wouldn't be surprised if the Atlantic offices really did put their flags at half staff for Soleimani.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (trdmm)
That's surprising. Every interview I heard of him he sounded like the proverbial dirty old man.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (68WvR)
Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)
when the conservative talk show hosts who were anti-jab died from the 'ro, all the usual suspects were dunking on their graves.
I looked at Berenson's substack this morning, he is professional and reserved about it. But he does make his point.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (BFigT)
So anyone who has cancer and catches the 'rona is a 'rona death now. How convenient.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (xDXlt)
Gotta keep them numbers BOOSTED, baby.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
I am thinking of taking the plunge and finally reading Gibbon's Decline and Fall. Might be too on the nose though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:35 AM (/XOcP)
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And I'm sure he didn't fuck anyone else during those 46 years, lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:37 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: micky at October 18, 2021 10:37 AM (3byMq)
Officially everyone that dies WITH COVID, dies FROM COVID according to the government.
Which is why the extra deaths for the last couple of years are no where near the COVID death numbers in the US
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:37 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at October 18, 2021 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
So, had a weakened immune system, and then took shots which... weaken your immune system.
Darwin Award?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:37 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (DJFLF)
I do love that movie.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021
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What movie and/or book is that from?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:37 AM (ESjRY)
Note, CDC is STILL hiding the total death numbers for last year. They took them down in January, saying they needed time to finalize the numbers... and 10 MONTHS later, they are still not back up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (oHd/0)
She died in the 40's. She sounds much more of a nihilist than Gloria Steinem was:
https://tinyurl.com/4r9w7dae
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (cSyAR)
https://youtu.be/Q45yicposyI
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (W6ugU)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (Ectld)
It was a LOT too dreary.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (BFigT)
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Like trying to explain Quantum Physics to your dog.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (xDXlt)
Well, at least I'm in good company. Nothing but trash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (IXZGh)
Police on Sunday said they arrested 39-year-old Sharee Jones of Brooklyn
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (BqBIh)
Right. It is the apex of class signaling. 'Oh, our humor is so much drier and wittier than your boorish and uncouth nonsense. I like the British comedy like Leaky Pipes...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:30 AM (csEWM)
That sort of signalling requires, REQUIRES a response.
Like how Squid Games is the funniest series out there now, just LOL hilarious. Funnier that Breaking Bad, and better comedic timing, who knew the Koreans could do epic comedy like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (cSyAR)
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They don't want to understand us because we are sub-humans to them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (xDXlt)
The original selling point of the clot shots was that "you can't get COVID if you've had the shot".
Recently the FNM has started to admit the clot shots do nothing to stop you from getting it, but they argue that it reduces severity.
The actual data says they do...for 4-6 months. And I've started to see some FNM outlets mentioned the "waning affects of the shots".
They *want* to then transition this then to forcing everyone to get boosters, but the smarter members of the junta/FNM know that if they do that now they will get massive non-compliance.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)
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Nah. The dog gives you the dull-eyed stare, but doesn't ask stupid questions or uptalk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:29 AM (ueGNX)
Apparently my MIL let slip to my SIL that I opposed her as guardian for my children in the event that my wife and I both died. As I understand it, she had a brief moment of clarity and was saddened by the fact that she was old, alone and would die that way because she was an uber-feminist. It didn't last.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (nR2nR)
Instead, they would like Public Employees to concentrate on fulfilling the quest to "Drink Canada Dry"
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (+qa2x)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (iFTx/)
Death is pretty severe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)
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Nah. The dog gives you the dull-eyed stare, but doesn't ask stupid questions or uptalk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (DU+/6)
I think I could get a head tilt out of my dog.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (cSyAR)
I do love that movie.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021
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What movie and/or book is that from?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (/XOcP)
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The Running Man with Arnold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (LvTSG)
- Florida Women are Batshit.
- They have high rates of hot to trashy hot.
- Holy Fuck Tallahassee (FSU) is a honey hole!
Lads, your move if you dare.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (NYKO9)
Endless content.
You might need a bigger blog.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (vivhj)
I still dislike the campiness of the series. Even at 12 and 13, I didn't think that was the way to do a Batman series. But I have to admit West was perceptive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (/XOcP)
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The Running Man with Arnold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (LvTSG)
As spoken by the late, great Richard Dawson.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (ESjRY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6fGcpp3KzE
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: micky at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (cSyAR)
Also, he can lick himself in many places. Liberals have all tried to do that, but failed.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (ZsR3z)
Well, at least I'm in good company. Nothing but trash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (2JVJo)
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I have many thoughts I'm keeping to myself until I finish. You've turned the book into something markedly different from the first draft, and I think it's a good thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021
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The Running Man with Arnold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021
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Love the King/Bachman novel, but I've never seen the film.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:39 AM (KbLYZ)
I dunno. Even if I had netflix, I am not sure it is one I would look up. I am not a huge fan of death porn. To me, death in a story has to MEAN something- or else my brain by default lumps it into crap like the saw movies. So this, Casino Royale or that ultra creepy Japanese teen suicide (of which I have only seen horrifying clips) movie are just a form of death porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)
*******
Maybe 87-year-old Gloria can earn redemption for never having borne children by helping wet nurse Pete -n- Chasten Buttigieg's designer accessory babies. She couldn't fail any worse than those two guys.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (c2q/b)
Ok 4 weeks.
OK Maybe 10 weeks
OK like 2 years
......
The shot will prevent you from getting Covid
OK some people may still catch it but very rare
OK lots of people will catch it but won't die
OK some people may die but very rate
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (vI/Pp)
Death is pretty severe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
Or Bell's Palsy, myocarditis, loss of use of limbs........
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:44 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Noah at October 18, 2021 10:44 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 10:44 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (/XOcP)
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It's one of those movies I associate with my dad. It was one of a few dozen movies he had, and he liked to throw it in fairly regularly. I like it more than Commando.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 18, 2021 10:44 AM (cSs/W)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (Ectld)
Green: But that's what I'm saying. Besides just saying the joke again, what makes it funny?
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Here's what makes it funny, dearie: Soleimani was a rabid islamist Iranian who dedicated his life to killing Americans, undermining American principles, and establishing a fascist islamic worldwide caliphate.
When he died, real Americans rejoiced, and Dim-o-crats mourned. Soleimani was one of their ideological comrades. He hated America and Americans almost as much as Dims do.
That's why it's funny. In a sad way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021
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Nah. The dog gives you the dull-eyed stare, but doesn't ask stupid questions or uptalk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021
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My cats just go to sleep or walk into the next room.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (mR6Gs)
Because people are people. Some are just trolling. However, the need to splinter an ideological movement by having purity tests and faction is kind of innate in human psychology. Monty Python was not mocking nothing in Life of Brian.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (NYKO9)
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I do wonder if she would have the same reaction to The Onion. Proggies really have no sense of humor.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (NYKO9)
Gay sex is good exercise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (Y5qcH)
@itsJeffTiedrich
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!eleventy!11
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (UClYt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:38 AM (flINI)
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Nah. The dog gives you the dull-eyed stare, but doesn't ask stupid questions or uptalk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:40 AM (DU+/6)
/adjust glasses...
Well Sherman...
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (oHd/0)
When do I get my medal?
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (Ectld)
Essentially the Goode Famiky was cast in a very sympathetic light as the idiosyncrasies of their woke liberal beliefs were used as joke material as their sensibilities invariably caused problems for them to deal with.
Like I said pretty much King of the Hill except liberal. And guess what we learned? Liberals cannot bear even the slightest gentle ribbing of their beliefs even when they are cast as "the good guys"
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (xDXlt)
Don't mind me. I have gotten overly picky in my movie/show viewing these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021
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It's one of those movies I associate with my dad. It was one of a few dozen movies he had, and he liked to throw it in fairly regularly. I like it more than Commando.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021
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The lead in the novel is a rather lean, wolfish fellow -- nothing at all like Arnold's beefiness. An actor on Search for Tomorrow back then, when I read the book, would have been perfect, a David Forsyth. (He'd also have been a better choice for Richard Kimble in the 1993 movie than Ford was.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (/XOcP)
@itsJeffTiedrich
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!eleventy!11
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
BLACK JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (trdmm)
We have only the best intentions and our only mistakes involve caring too much ... well that and supporting the murdering of babies on parental whim, performatively pretending not to understand that men and women are different, and blithely ignoring that Joe Biden is senile. BUT it's all for such a good cause!
Posted by: Emma Green-ish at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
Go back to the part where we put the cat in the box with the poison.
Posted by: your dog at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (1NJfA)
Do they mean to go as in takeout food (takeaway for you UK peeps) or to go as in remove from the choices?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
@itsJeffTiedrich
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!eleventy!11
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
OK, being the evil bastard I am... GOOD!
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (oHd/0)
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!eleventy!11
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
I am looking forward to your thoughts, though with a bit of trepidation, I must admit! But anything that will make this thing sell is welcome.
Back to work. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (cSyAR)
It looks like a twofer, with chicken?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (W/kCb)
Damn, sock off... yes I OWN that statement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ghost of Colin Powell's Globalist Vagina at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 10
Isn't that just the greatest fucking scam ever? Oh yeah you'll still get it but it would have been worse if you weren't vaccinated! Um how do you know. You cannot actually prove that as valid especially since most people before the vaccines weren't being hospitalized. And I saw a fully vaccinated douche post his fever from Covid at 104 degrees. And he was an in shape former punter. So I roll my eyes every time that is claimed.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2021 10:49 AM (G2zl5)
Green: But that's what I'm saying. Besides just saying the joke again, what makes it funny?
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Here's what makes it funny, dearie: Soleimani was a rabid islamist Iranian who dedicated his life to killing Americans, undermining American principles, and establishing a fascist islamic worldwide caliphate.
When he died, real Americans rejoiced, and Dim-o-crats mourned. Soleimani was one of their ideological comrades. He hated America and Americans almost as much as Dims do.
That's why it's funny. In a sad way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 18, 2021 10:45 AM (k4dH2)
But like, we were sad? Why is it funny when we're sad?
Posted by: Emma Green at October 18, 2021 10:49 AM (ACi07)
https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Kory-WStein
They discuss Ivermectin as a proven therapeutic and prophylactic for C19, as well as the censorship by the Powers That Be. FLCCC has protocols for people to use if they come up positive. Long listen but essential.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 18, 2021 10:49 AM (AzKUO)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (c2q/b)
Whoooaaaaa Nellie (Ohr)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021
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E.g., Johnny Smith in King's The Dead Zone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (/XOcP)
https://is.gd/RkspJf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (QU5/8)
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Dude was 84, had cancer and Parkinson's. I doubt he spent a lot of time out in public rubbing elbows with the unvaxxed. His life probably consisted of being at home with his wife and maybe some home-care assistants, and the occasional doctor's appointments.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (k4dH2)
That first 'who dis" - I thought it was Hillary Clinton, lol
they all look alike
Posted by: kallisto
The late 60's look.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:34 AM (OCTRt)
Also known as the "stopped using deodorant" look.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
https://is.gd/RkspJf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
Nice tits
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021 10:48 AM (W/kCb)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT DUMB BINT COULD UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (ACi07)
Green: But that's what I'm saying. Besides just saying the joke again, what makes it funny?
- - -
The "Green-Mann Amnesia Effect" -- describes the phenomenon of an expert believing satire on topics in which they are passionately woke are full of misunderstanding.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (bDqIh)
But if I had to choose one to eliminate from my life I'd vote for crab legs. The damn things walk sideways after all. Don't trust them.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (5Woea)
Have mercy! Wait. Don't.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (ZsR3z)
Do they mean to go as in takeout food (takeaway for you UK peeps) or to go as in remove from the choices?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
It means get rid of forever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (hqNSX)
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I think washing it down with wine improves the flavor. Who knew?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (ifUkZ)
I was no where near him
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (mR6Gs)
https://is.gd/RkspJf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021
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Nice tits
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021
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Yes. And it's a shame she's not barefoot, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 18, 2021 10:42 AM (vivhj)
I was thinking that myself.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (c2q/b)
Good Point... that is Steele, was was not even a Brit Government agent anymore, so the NSA was giving a FOREIGN POLITICAL OPERATIVE data on US citizens.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (5Woea)
And they look like giant spiders. *shudder*
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)
I saw Green-Mann open for Wayne Newton in Vegas.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)
I was just being sarcastic, and I haven't watched more that a few clips of it.
I do believe it is an attempt to address S. Korea's problem with suicide. All the participants started out hopeless and dealing with standard situations that drive people to suicide, like financial, societal issues, and isolation.
And of course, being Korean, there is no chance this could ever have been dealt with like an ABC Afterschool Special or that hugs would be included at any time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (KbLYZ)
I would have had a bit more respect for Mayor Pete if he had just said "I'm on parental leave. To hell with you," rather than trying to justify himself by whining and saying "All civilized countries have parental live and it is a wonderful and joyous time to spend time with new babies." We were very happy that we had our son and it was a wonderful blessing , but his dad went back to work within three days after our son was born (Two of which were with me in the hospital) and I don't recall time with the baby being particularly joyous. It was mostly sheer exhaustion from a having a baby and nursing it and being up at all hours. FenSpouse carried the baby back and forth on the landing for hours because FenSon was colic. Therefore, I look at Pete B's comments with a rather jaundiced eye. They must have a lot of help
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (ueGNX)
https://is.gd/RkspJf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
Nice tits
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (mR6Gs)
Okay, NOW I'll go look. Jumpin' jehosaphat!
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (UClYt)
I mentioned it looked a lot like her. Didn't realize it was actually her. I'm guessing the show that was the lead up to wrestle mania that had her, Charlotte Flair and Rhonda Rousey all got arrested.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (KbLYZ)
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So many of the Korean movies I've seen have some component of private prisons.
It's gotten to the point where I'm a bit weirded out by it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Crab legs can go. I can get my foods slathered in melted butter fixes from garlic bread and lutefisk.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (pNxlR)
Sweet. Can I officially notch my gun now?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (c2q/b)
Good Point... that is Steele, was was not even a Brit Government agent anymore, so the NSA was giving a FOREIGN POLITICAL OPERATIVE data on US citizens.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (oHd/0)
Is that wrong? No one told me that was wrong...
Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 18, 2021 10:55 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (5Woea)
***
What do you have against Jim J. Bullock?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:55 AM (flINI)
I saw Green-Mann open for Wayne Newton in Vegas.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (ZsR3z)
Green Man amnesia? Is that when you can't remember the title of 'The Green Knight' movie?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:55 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (oHd/0)
++++
I suspect the NSA is giving out information that they obtained and/or reviewed illegally to a whole lot of people who are on the The Good List.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:55 AM (DU+/6)
It was even worse than that because Adm. Rogers discovered that *FBI contractors* were behind the sharp increase in the 702 queries. There was no passing, there was "hey, deep dive our db yourself, guys!" The contractors were never identified.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 10:55 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:52 AM (hqNSX)
OOOOOHHHHHH..... I did not get that. That makes it easier. I thought you had to choose one to eat as takeout forever.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (RoIW/)
I do believe it is an attempt to address S. Korea's problem with suicide. All the participants started out hopeless and dealing with standard situations that drive people to suicide, like financial, societal issues, and isolation.
And of course, being Korean, there is no chance this could ever have been dealt with like an ABC Afterschool Special or that hugs would be included at any time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:53 AM (KbLYZ)
Huh. Interesting argument and method. Point out the pointlessness of death. Couch it in terms of a shadowy cabal doing it for their own pleasure. Make living an act of defiance against these shadowy forces.
I kind of like that interpretation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (csEWM)
Sweet. Can I officially notch my gun now?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (OCTRt)
/looks at his 'Piss on their Grave' list...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021
***
That was so long ago, people called those sandals "thongs."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 10:57 AM (zhiuO)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:57 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021
***
It's when you've blanked out all memory of your drunken visit to a rural British pub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:57 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 10:51 AM (bDqIh)
this is the most trenchant and funny thing I have seen in a month.
I would ask you submit this to The Bee, now, as written. If you don't have a subscription, it is short enough to go through their email
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 10:57 AM (KbLYZ)
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I don't think I knew that. But it's dumb! Why? I find it dangerous to drive in flip flops because they can slide off your feet too easily and get possibly get caught under the pedal.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:43 AM (c2q/b)
Fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (hqNSX)
Now this ghoul is blaming everyone not vaccinated for killing someone who was vaccinated.
Bizzarro Superman is so confused.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (W6ugU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (ueGNX)
I laughed so hard I almost did myself an injury.
Posted by: Synova at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)
@itsJeffTiedrich
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!eleventy!11
Posted by: Tami
Ah, of course. He died because he was over 80 and had other health issues. Getting the ChiCom Flu was just too much for him. The great Golf announcer Renton Laidlaw died of ChiCom Flu this past weekend. He was over 80, had cancer. Living is bad for your health and you cannot control when death comes. When God calls on you, that's it. I will miss Renton Laidlaw. He was a Son of Scotland, loved Golf, and was a wonderful announcer. He seemed to be an all around good guy.
I won't miss Powell.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2021 10:58 AM (QFVV9)
@itsJeffTiedrich
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't "
Maybe he died because he was very old (84), like most covid deaths, and any illness could could kill you.
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (ZsR3z)
Hard shell tacos can go. All the rest can stay along with SOFT shell tacos.
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 10:22 AM (gmo/4)
This heresy cannot stand. Soft tacos are an abomination. Without the crunch, it's just another wrap.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (4I/2K)
Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. he died because you weren't
I had no idea how powerful I am. Deposit $10M in my account by noon tomorrow or Powell's fate will be yours.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (BFigT)
Canadian broadcasters forbidden to use the phrase:
"Let's Go Brandon!" anywhere at all
https://tinyurl.com/cyej8ykj
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (DJFLF)
Now this ghoul is blaming everyone not vaccinated for killing someone who was vaccinated.
--
Geez, these vaccinated person deaths being instant political tools against the unvaccinated reminds me of their rush to blame the 2nd amendment every time someone dies from a leaded projectile.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (sVtYq)
Powell was 84 with Parkinson's and cancer, he was already standing on the precipice of death. All the Wuhan Flu did was give him a tap on the shoulder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (W6ugU)
That Canadian "Let's Go, Brandon" letter sounds fake. I'll believe it when I hear the official denial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (/U27+)
Not recommended.
Posted by: Bale's method for handling crazy libtard stepmother at Thanksgiving at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (vI/Pp)
That Canadian "Let's Go, Brandon" letter sounds fake. I'll believe it when I hear the official denial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (/U27+)
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"No, we fucking mean it because we're not hiding the tyranny anymore."
-The Canadian government
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
"Let's Go Brandon!" anywhere at all
https://tinyurl.com/cyej8ykj
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (DJFLF)
Damn, now I know how Karen feels.
Posted by: Brandon at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (oHd/0)
Death is pretty severe.
don't think of it as a "vaccine adverse effect", think of it as "saving you from a fate worse than death".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (v3pYe)
https://tinyurl.com/3v425y4u
Posted by: pep
He won't.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (QFVV9)
... no dummies, it is funny that you mourn the loss of a terrorist. Of course, Biden makes up for it by giving the terrorists Bagram and $85B in weaponry and our tech.
And shortly after bin Laden was killed, Seal Team Six had 15 (?) dead in a strange helicopter crash that killed 38. But allegedly none of them were on the raid. idk if there was any quid pro quo deal on that, but it is a popular conspiracy theory, and given Bagram surrender and China surrender and the DC cartel war on America ... it is not impossible.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (Cus5s)
The death came despite Powell being fully vaccinated against the virus that causes COVID-19.
Posted by: LASue
He was 84 years old and suffered from Multiple Myeloma, a cancer which destroys your immune system, among other things.
He died of cancer complications, ie, the Covid infection finished him off. The cancer killed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (c2q/b)
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Funny how 1 million just doesn't cut it anymore.
Posted by: Haywood at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (CAX4j)
Me: "Okay, when you put it like that it IS pretty damn funny!"
Green: " I don't get it."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Anyone not over..ahem..."29" at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (SqpTW)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2021 11:02 AM (7GGtE)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 18, 2021 10:47 AM (UClYt)
I was wondering about this. She looked a bit too attractive to be n authentic Florida nut-case.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 11:02 AM (hqNSX)
He was 84 years old and suffered from Multiple Myeloma, a cancer which destroys your immune system, among other things.
He died of cancer complications, ie, the Covid infection finished him off. The cancer killed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (vcOmj)
You're wrong.
- The CDC
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 11:02 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Anyone not over..ahem..."29" at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (RoIW/)
A great way to give your thighs a work out in stop and go driving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
https://tinyurl.com/3v425y4u
Posted by: pep
He won't.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (QFVV9)
Werd
Posted by: Dominion at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (oHd/0)
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Posted by: The Bushy's at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (2xGy+)
you're just saying because the signature block salutation ("sincerely") is not in a bilingual format, as demanded by the letter itself.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (oY6Yp)
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Dumbass law and the Virginia legislature is obviously full of dumbass people, worried about the damndest stuff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (vI/Pp)
But FNM will not cover it.
If they did, they'd have to show you how French farmers dumped tons of merde on the front lawns of government buildings.
It was on YouTube, believe it or not
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (MxEKc)
He died of cancer complications, ie, the Covid infection finished him off. The cancer killed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (vcOmj)
So the 'vid delivered the coup de grace.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (4I/2K)
Canadian broadcasters forbidden to use the phrase:
"Let's Go Brandon!" anywhere at all
https://tinyurl.com/cyej8ykj
Posted by: kallisto
Our Northern cousins' leadership isn't too big on this 'freedom' thing, are they?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (mD/uy)
https://tinyurl.com/3v425y4u
Posted by: pep
He won't.
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If he wins, the win will be interpreted to mean VA wants guys in dresses porking they're young daughters in school girl's rooms cuz woke and tolerant.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (ifUkZ)
He died of cancer complications, ie, the Covid infection finished him off. The cancer killed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (vcOmj)
So the 'vid delivered the coup de grace.
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (4I/2K)
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Much like the flu.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (oWBc3)
Now this ghoul is blaming everyone not vaccinated for killing someone who was vaccinated.
--
Geez, these vaccinated person deaths being instant political tools against the unvaccinated reminds me of their rush to blame the 2nd amendment every time someone dies from a leaded projectile.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (sVtYq)
He died because you are not of the body.
Posted by: Landru at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (SqpTW)
I agree. And the huge mess you have to clean up afterwards. Totally not worth it, at least for me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (ifUkZ)
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And in 10 years, VA will unexpectedly lose a house seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (MxEKc)
You'll be happy, or else!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:04 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (W6ugU)
"standing on the precipice of death". Me likee. Wait wasn't that a 60's song lyric?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (RoIW/)
Fucks given: zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:21 AM (DU+/6)
I'd let her eat the trouser trout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (WMJCC)
Posted by: Haywood at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (CAX4j)
Inflation...it's real.
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (MxEKc)
And per American Thinker, he had a comorbidity -- myeloma. Which is a cancer of the white blood cells.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (F0YaR)
They do mention it but really more in passing esp. in the headline.
Yeah it was the covid 19 which we all know republicans get and die from cause they're stewpid anti science.
They didn't press the point that Colin had late stage cancer and at 84 that in itself was a death knell. The secondary conditions that make covid more deadly all have to do with the immune system either being overwhelmed by a condition/disease or where the immune system is acting badly and is not doing it's job.
Keep your immune system healthy and well provided with nutrients and supplements and there shouldn't be any problems.
And don't forget to take your horse paste.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (H5Y9p)
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Canada never caught on to the difference between subjects and citizens. They're slow that way.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM (Ib6c4)
Posted by: Anyone not over..ahem..."29" at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (RoIW/)
A great way to give your thighs a work out in stop and go driving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
Try the ThighMaster.
Posted by: Suzanne Somers at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (oWBc3)
So anyone who has cancer and catches the 'rona is a 'rona death now. How convenient.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM
Now, and the last 19 months or so.
Posted by: Government Statistics Tracker at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (zhiuO)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (SqpTW)
Concur. Too much work for what you get.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (y7KuV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (/U27+)
No, it's real because it starts out "Good Day", just like Bob and Doug McKenzie used to do.
Hosehead.
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (DJFLF)
Steak Oscar...gone?
I don't think so.
Buh-Bye Hardshell Tacos. You suck. I am not sorry.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (i3fhP)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (SqpTW)
Concur. Too much work for what you get.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (y7KuV)
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You people are using your illegal immigrant servants wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:06 AM (LvTSG)
https://bit.ly/3jxrfll
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (Do5/p)
*******
"Dammit! I ordered a Coupe de Ville!"
/General Powell
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: GnuBreed
If you or a loved one ever handled myeloma, you may be entitled to compensation. Please call. Lawyers are standing by....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (i3fhP)
*******
"Dammit! I ordered a Coupe de Ville!"
/General Powell
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (5Woea)
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"OMG! I have a great idea for a last name!"
-Cruella, in stupid Disney prequel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (c2q/b)
++++
That's a distinction, but I don't think it is all that meaningful, and here's why. If a contractor (or, more likely, a whole bunch of contractors) are doing and not the NSA proper, that doesn't absolve the NSA or make them legitimate. These contractors are vetted by the NSA and/or its chieftans, and their activities within those databases are known or knowable. So the NSA proper either knows and enables it anyway (which is likely), or the NSA proper is playing "See no evil, say no evil" while loudly looking the other way.
Either way, that's on the NSA.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (DU+/6)
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Ham and eggers. Ham...and...eggers...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Another one who is not of the body.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 11:08 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (DJFLF)
It's gotten to the point where I'm a bit weirded out by it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
You also have to remember that Korea is a very stratified culture, is very class conscious, does not see class mobility as a comfortable thing, and that the Heroes are the ones who never turn aside from a task even to the point of dying horribly as a sacrifice to achieve the goal of the group.
This is not to say they are not fun people, but it is not like partying in Miami
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (KbLYZ)
Tacos are generally crap.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (i3fhP)
...and talk about messy. (shut up you guys).
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (RoIW/)
He can say anything he wants. He is NOT going to lose.
Hear me now and believe me later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (2xGy+)
He can say anything he wants. He is NOT going to lose.
Hear me now and believe me later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (2JVJo)
Well duh.
Posted by: Massive Fcking Election Fraud at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (ACi07)
No problem. Just use the original "Fuck Joe Biden" instead. And start a new "Fuck You, Justin" trend for good measure.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:09 AM (5Woea)
...and pudding.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (dwws+)
I'm picking fried fish.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (IXZGh)
I'd lose the crab legs. While they can be mighty tasty, they are a bit of a PITA to eat, and I have them so rarely, I'd not miss them, if never again. All the others I enjoy pretty often.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (WMJCC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (W6ugU)
the breakout in cases seems to be among the vaccinated, even if they are somewhat less likely to die once they get it. BUT (from various reports) the vaccinated are also much more likely to be contagious while asymptomatic.
So Powell almost certainly was being very careful because of his comorbidities were rather severe. And he was probably hanging with masked and vaccinated people ... one of which "killed him" because they were vaccinated and covertly contagious. ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (Cus5s)
Riding on the shuttle with mostly younger, college age kids, a few people were giggling with "Let's go, Brandon".
So some ditzy woman almost stepped right in front of the bus (probably looking at her phone), and one of the younger people laughed..."What a Brandon!"
So, it's now a euphemism for doing something REALLY stupid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (vcOmj)
Tacos are generally crap.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (i3fhP)
You're taking too big of a bite.
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Close - 1981 - My translator converts the lyrics below into the above:
'Tempted by the fruit of another'
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 11:11 AM (mD/uy)
I'm picking fried fish.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (IXZGh)
I'd lose the crab legs. While they can be mighty tasty, they are a bit of a PITA to eat, and I have them so rarely, I'd not miss them, if never again. All the others I enjoy pretty often.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Pasta.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 11:11 AM (OCTRt)
You not supposed to put a whole human in a soft taco shell...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (W6ugU)
see and now we have soft and hard tacos? It's just mayhem.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:11 AM (RoIW/)
Make a Vaccine that works.
TEST it.
Then...maybe.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:11 AM (i3fhP)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (dwws+)
Who says it's always the same for every injection? Don't you like surprises? We do!
Posted by: Great Resetters at October 18, 2021 11:12 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:12 AM (i3fhP)
Nah - I lived in Tucson. Even the best Tacos are meh.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:12 AM (i3fhP)
=========
Peasant food.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM (AwYPR)
Ok, I shouldnt have, but that made me laugh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (dwws+)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (i3fhP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (W6ugU)
Close - 1981 - My translator converts the lyrics below into the above:
'Tempted by the fruit of another'
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 11:11 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (RoIW/)
At least someone got it.
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM
But if we lose sandwiches, can
Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (JCZqz)
I kind of like that interpretation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:56 AM (csEWM)
I think it is even more allegorical than that (they don't have censorship as such but . . .)
You flirt with suicide you get the choice to live or die, and like walking on the edge of a cliff, you make a misstep you die and it is not your choice.
If you really don't care you are done.
If you care and make a mistake you are done.
The only way to survive is to decide to live and make no mistakes.
And people being people there are those you fear, those you hate and those you look to for support and hope you don't get betrayed.
Then again this might be talking more about me than a television show.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:15 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (i3fhP)
Cilantro is gag worthy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:15 AM (RoIW/)
I was not conciously thinking of any song, just liked that turn of phrase. Could have used 'standing upon Death's abyss' I guess
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:15 AM (W6ugU)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 11:05 AM
Yep, there are likely tens of millions of people across the world who were infected with SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19, were asymptomatic and went on with their daily lives never knowing they were infected, because their immune system is healthy.
Yet, I know of nowhere that they are encouraging people to go get an antibody test. The narrative is "get the 'vaccine' or you will die or you will kill someone else!"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 18, 2021 11:15 AM (Do5/p)
Either way, that's on the NSA.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM (DU+/6)
And either way, its illegal under US Law... a felony. And since its a felony, and they hid it, we get to play with the Conspiracy laws as well.
Posted by: Dominion at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (oHd/0)
You're taking too big of a bite.
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:10 AM
No biting my taco!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (AwYPR)
Please don't ask for Ben. You get it or you don't. Bens explanation would ruin it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (RoIW/)
As an historical fact, that's an accurate statement. I suppose that's not the main thrust of the op-ed, though.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM (ZsR3z)
Well, maybe in the case of cane sugar. Sugar beets? Not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (WMJCC)
Posted by: Christy Canyon, pron star and noted size queen at October 18, 2021 11:17 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pigford Settlement at October 18, 2021 11:17 AM (i3fhP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 11:17 AM (63Dwl)
Which is BS if you ask me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (vN+oL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: GnuBreed
*****
I noticed that the fried chicken is the only one without any accompaniments (sauce, butter, veggies, etc.). Just the core ingredients. As such it stands on its own merits! Doesn't rely on a supporting cast.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (5Woea)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (i3fhP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:19 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:13 AM (i3fhP)
Cilantro is gag worthy.
so... bondage?
Posted by: Sexytime Cilantro at October 18, 2021 11:19 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I'd let her eat the trouser trout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Not bad for a mug shot. I see Florida people are doing their Florida stuff in other states now (Atlanta PD)? Did not realize that was a thing.
AOP, do not take this the wrong way, I know you work on cars a lot. And I do not know if you are busy. Retired. I do not know anything about you. There is a website I like, BringATrailer, they need people to do their auction write ups. I like the job Hadrian is doing, he does not have to interact with people, unless he wants to, etc. He does searches, I will leave it at that. So I thought to mention this as a side gig for you.
Posted by: MikeM at October 18, 2021 11:19 AM (5Y7fX)
He is Vaxxed.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (i3fhP)
You mean, he was 'Gene Therapied'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 11:19 AM (oHd/0)
He is Vaxxed.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 11:18 AM (i3fhP)
he was taking HcQ.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (RoIW/)
Instead Of Kryptonite, New LGBTQ+ Superman Will Be Crippled By Anyone Using Wrong Pronouns
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (4olE8)
-Cruella, in stupid Disney prequel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM
"Cruella de Ville's mother was murdered by dalmations?"
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Producer Guy at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 11:15 AM (F0YaR)
If you make a move toward my country fried steak and gravy *drools* what were we talking about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 11:21 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Brett at October 18, 2021 11:21 AM (r0Fqv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 11:20 AM (XvPQV)
Lol. you are so weird Mark. You're welcome.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:21 AM (RoIW/)
I'm so glad the celebrity that joke was explained to me.
Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2021 11:21 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 11:07 AM
But if we lose sandwiches, can I we still eat hot dogs? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM
In your "friend's" case, there are perfectly good bags of dicks available.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
Don't worry, no Moron would ever dream of doing this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 11:24 AM (hqNSX)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:14 AM (AwYPR)
Please don't ask for Ben. You get it or you don't. Bens explanation would ruin it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 11:16 AM (RoIW/)
Eating a taco and a rim job are different things...unless...
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 11:24 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021 11:24 AM (W/kCb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 11:24 AM (ueGNX)
As an historical fact, that's an accurate statement. I suppose that's not the main thrust of the op-ed, though.
Posted by: pep at October 18, 2021 10:32 AM
Don't tell them about Haiti after 1802.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 11:25 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 11:30 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 11:00 AM (W6ugU)
And with myeloma, a blood cancer, it's not impossible that a bad reaction to the vaxx weakened his immune system further.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:33 AM (WMJCC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel (has no pronouns) at October 18, 2021 11:34 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: MikeM at October 18, 2021 11:19 AM (5Y7fX)
Interesting thought! Thanks. Got a lot on my plate right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 11:41 AM (WMJCC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 11:43 AM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 11:49 AM (r5BVk)
Also, I'd give up crab legs. Too much work for my lazy self.
Posted by: Heli at October 18, 2021 12:57 PM (C/QHQ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 18, 2021 12:59 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Dagwood at October 18, 2021 01:02 PM (MNaS0)
Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 18, 2021 01:08 PM (RUnSJ)
How did photo one turn into photo 7?
Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 18, 2021 01:08 PM (RUnSJ)
Age + feminism.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 18, 2021 01:13 PM (GLULz)
We were in Ohio a couple months ago where they sell actual booze in Walmart.
Came across two women that were toodling around in motorized carts drinking Tequila.
Posted by: deadrody at October 18, 2021 02:01 PM (/jrmI)
Posted by: JY at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (7NCvj)
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