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Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 10-16-2021
Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.
Pic Note: Isabelle Choko was born in 1928 in Poland, where she spent a happy childhood. During the pogroms of the second world war she was sent to the Lódz Ghetto, and then to the Auschwitz and Bergen-Belsen concentration camps. She survived, typhoid stricken and weighing just 25 kg (55 lbs.), recovered in Sweden and finally found a home in France. There she nurtured her love for chess, and in 1956 she won the French Women's Championship. Amazingly, she is still alive - 93 years old. She must be one tough lady.
Beginner Problem - Black To Play (1447) Goal: Black can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: There's only one square to move the rook to
2k4r/pp2b1pp/2p2p2/5PP1/1r2b1BN/K7/P6P/R1B2R2 b - - 0 1
Oh Well, At Least It's Progress:
Intermediate Problem - Black To Play (1448 ) Goal: Black can force mate in 5 moves
Hint: Let White take the knight
4r2k/1p4p1/1pb5/8/3P1n2/2P2rN1/PP5P/R1B2RK1 b - - 0 1
Advanced Problem - White To Play (1445) How can White achieve a decisive winning advantage?
1q3k2/2b2p1p/8/6Q1/1p6/4B3/1K6/8 w - - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:
The black and pink #eveningdress here dates to 1945 and is partially made from #blackoutcurtain fabric. During the war, blackout fabric was not subject to rationing so it was a popular cloth for making do @Fashion_Museum #fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/W5jRqHfIHB
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) October 7, 2021
Today's #ootd is another of my favorite styles, Lanvin's robe de styles. It's from 1925 and made of black taffeta and lined along the neck and hem with gold and silver chain-stitch embroidery. It's like a gorgeous black tulip! #Fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/ODVFA1laDs
— Lauren Deutsch (@LaurenCDeutsch) September 21, 2021
Friday Treat Time and a gorgeous peach silk lace evening dress by Hardy Amies from about 1952. Dressmaker to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II from 1950, Hardy Amies produced beautifully elegant and feminine gowns alongside his trademark tailored tweeds. pic.twitter.com/FYGnOSwTNm
— Fashion Museum Bath (@Fashion_Museum) September 24, 2021
Willkommen Auf Dem Oktoberfest!
2k4r/pp2b1pp/2p2p2/5PP1/1r2b1BN/K7/P6P/R1B2R2 b - - 0 1
Intermediate Problem - Black To Play
4r2k/1p4p1/1pb5/8/3P1n2/2P2rN1/PP5P/R1B2RK1 b - - 0 1
3.Kh1 Rxg3+
4.d5 Bxd5+
5.Rf3 Bxf3# Advanced Problem - White To Play
1q3k2/2b2p1p/8/6Q1/1p6/4B3/1K6/8 w - - 0 1
4.Qg3+ Kh8
5.Be5+ f6
6.Qg5 fxe5
7.Qxd8+ winning Hope to see you next week!
___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 04:30 PM (2JoB8)
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Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:36 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 04:37 PM (cSyAR)
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Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 04:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2021 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY "JOAN COLLINS"!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 16, 2021 04:38 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 16, 2021 04:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:38 PM (arJlL)
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Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 04:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR)
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You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2021 04:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Susan Robbins at October 16, 2021 04:42 PM (hNICT)
God does work in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 04:43 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 16, 2021 04:43 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 04:44 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 04:44 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER
Only Insomniac is allowed to say "Joan Collins"
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 04:45 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 04:44 PM (HMNhg)
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Nachos with small dog? Pass.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 04:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 04:48 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 16, 2021 04:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Yes!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:48 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Skip
NUTHIN' ?
A bite of a sandwich ?
A sip of a cold liquid ?
An expired fast food coupon ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:49 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)
God does work in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
That's cool!
I don't think I'd try to improve on the 30degree improvement by falling again though...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 16, 2021 04:49 PM (ZawC/)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 04:49 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2021 04:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jewells45
It cooled right off here.
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 04:50 PM (ueGNX)
Wolfus, if you're still around, I have a suggestion for your cat:
Maybe try giving him a small bit of wild salmon, which should be available in your area in either small cans or little envelopes. Cats will like it like it's fish, but it'll be less irritating to their stomachs than tuna can be sometimes. . . .
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong
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Good idea. I'll pick some up at the store this evening or tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 04:51 PM (c6xtn)
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So why should the issue of Iran be any different?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 04:52 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:52 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 04:52 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 04:53 PM (Y+l9t)
By the way, someone suggested that I post some of my successful religious exemption statement on this thread. Miss Linda, the major author, would prefer not to do that. What I will do is post the essential points that she made, and perhaps that will inspire those of you who need a framework to begin on your own.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Jeesh she survived Auschwitz. Tough indeed. Boy, she must have some stories to tell. I like her face. What a brain she must have, to really do not too much with chess, struggling for her life an all, and then to become champion just by age 28.
Thank you for the thread! Melania looks great as always.
Posted by: MikeM at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (5Y7fX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I thought she fractured her shoulder....or was that the piano player ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2021 04:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 04:57 PM (pTHOC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 04:58 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (c6xtn)
It's not Norma. For the correct answer, see comment #17.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:58 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 16, 2021 04:58 PM (5l6FZ)
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 16, 2021 04:59 PM (vlXMQ)
Speaking of 93 as some may know I've been watching Route 66. Just got through the first season, 30 episodes! Anyhoo.. George Marahis was a damn hunk and I now remember why I was so infatuated with him as a young girl. The man was gorgeous. I thought he died years ago. Nope.. he's 93 living somewhere in Cali.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:00 PM (nxdel)
The boat in this movie is boss.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:32 PM (arJlL)
Kurt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
Thanks for clearing THAT up !
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT
Last night's Dateline was interesting. It was about a cult leader who styled herself Mother God. Apparently, in earlier incarnations she had been Jesus, Cleopatra, and the Hawaiian volcano god Pele, among others. (Ironically, the only of her impersonations that got her into real trouble was her impersonation of Pele. Don't piss off Hawaiian pagans.). Anyway, she eventually decided she was Donald Trump's daughter. Also, she converted and spoke to dead celebrities such as Robin Williams.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (d9FiS)
I never get to be dressed up anymore. Seattle is extremely casual. People wear jeans to the opera.
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:02 PM (nLrWw)
Next came the detail about the vaccines all being made using fetal cell lines, that this was immoral, and that for me to profit from that would put my immortal soul at risk.
Next point, that since the vaccines all tinker with our RNA and DNA, this is usurping God's proper role as Creator and is idolatry. Thus you won't inherit the Kingdom of Heaven. Finally, I wound up with my statement of having been a loyal and even honored employee for a total of 27 years, and that I hoped we could reach an accommodation that would pose no hardship to either of us.
Maybe that will help you get started on your statement.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:02 PM (c6xtn)
1. ... Rf2 (threat 2. .... Rg2+ leading to discovered check & mate)
2. RxR Re1+ ( if 2. KxR Nh3#)
3. R(N)f1 Nh3#
If white plays 2. h3 can hold out longer, but still loses.
Still looking for mate in 2
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 05:03 PM (9BID/)
The Goal seems optimistic.
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 16, 2021 04:59 PM (vlXMQ)
I didn't look but that statement makes me optimistic that I might have it right.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:04 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 05:05 PM (cSyAR)
https://is.gd/7peT6T
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 16, 2021 05:05 PM (vlXMQ)
So, you and your lame ass chess game...well... Pffft.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 05:05 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 16, 2021 05:05 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (d9FiS)
Seems legit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:06 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (MVjcR)
I never get to be dressed up anymore. Seattle is extremely casual. People wear jeans to the opera.
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Why not become a trend setter ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (arJlL)
Still looking for mate in 2
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 05:03 PM (9BID/)
Well, I screwed *that* one up. It's actually a mate in 5. Oops. I corrected the hint.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (MVjcR)
Why not? They're legit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (CnKpC)
Expect me to wear a dress at least one night in Tx. I don't care if everyone else is in sport shorts and sweatpants. I like being a girl. And I like wearing dresses.
The firing line, however, there will be no dress. Although that could be funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 05:09 PM (cSyAR)
.....
Last night's Dateline was interesting. It was about a cult leader who styled herself Mother God. Apparently, in earlier incarnations she had been Jesus, Cleopatra, and the Hawaiian volcano god Pele, among others. (Ironically, the only of her impersonations that got her into real trouble was her impersonation of Pele. Don't piss off Hawaiian pagans.). Anyway, she eventually decided she was Donald Trump's daughter. Also, she converted and spoke to dead celebrities such as Robin Williams.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:01 PM (d9FiS)
I told her to drink Ovaltine.
Posted by: Zombie Robin Williams at October 16, 2021 05:10 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (MVjcR)
Why not? They're legit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (CnKpC)
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Don't like the idea of my machines reading. That's how we got the whole Skynet and Terminator business!
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:10 PM (MVjcR)
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They're white supremacist and cis-normative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:10 PM (d9FiS)
The firing line, however, there will be no dress. Although that could be funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (U2p+3)
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That's right! The firing line is clothing optional.
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:07 PM (MVjcR)
Not to worry.
Basically it says "Drink your Ovaltine!"
Oh, and the Mole Men attack Christmas Eve 2021.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 05:12 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Ronster at October 16, 2021 05:12 PM (OKqKK)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:13 PM (2JoB8)
Expect me to wear a dress at least one night in Tx. I don't care if everyone else is in sport shorts and sweatpants. I like being a girl. And I like wearing dresses.
The firing line, however, there will be no dress. Although that could be funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (U2p+3)
This is appropriate. You need to change out of your gub clothes before you go to the party.
Posted by: Zombie Robin Williams at October 16, 2021 05:13 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 05:13 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2021 05:14 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:32 PM (arJlL)
Kurt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:52 PM (CnKpC)
Ok, I laughed out loud. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 05:14 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:13 PM (2JoB
++++
He's a patient at a children's hospital.
Now don't you feel guilty!
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 16, 2021 05:14 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:32 PM (arJlL)
Kurt.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 04:52 PM (CnKpC)
Ok, I laughed out loud. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 05:14 PM (VwHCD)
Can't be him, the kid looks capable of basic hygiene and human speech.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2021 05:15 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 16, 2021 05:15 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 05:16 PM (5NkmN)
The firing line, however, there will be no dress. Although that could be funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (U2p+3)
It wasn't exactly surfing weather there last year. It was frigging cold at night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 05:17 PM (VwHCD)
The bad news is he does not seem to be aware - they mentioned something called sensorium. They are investigating whether there is something going on in the brain - did an MRI but haven't yet told the family what it says.
So your continued prayers are requested and deeply appreciated.
Also, on the fundraiser - because of the Paypal issue- some friends have offered to send me donations for me to wire to the family. If any of the horde also wish to do that, I can give you my venmo.
Just email me - votermom at g m a i l
They are grateful for any amount, specially as a lot of the tests are "pay first".
Thank you for all your support and kindness.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:18 PM (YZG/i)
1. ... Rf2 2. h3 Nxh3#
1. ... Rf2 2. Rxf2 Re1+ 3. Rf1 Nh3# (or 3. Nf1 Nh3#)
1. ... Rf2 2. Bxf4 Rg2+ 3. Kh1 Rxg3+ 4. Rf3 Bxf3#
Can't see any more lines. Looks like mate in 4.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:18 PM (nLrWw)
The organist broke her foot a couple of years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:19 PM (ueGNX)
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I once read a review of a book by or about Lillian Hellman which said that while her experiences put lines on her face they also put a face on her lines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:20 PM (d9FiS)
Dresses are lovely. Thank you! I know nothing about chess.
Good evening all!
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 16, 2021 05:20 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Ann Wilson
Praying for you. Hugs
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:21 PM (YZG/i)
The firing line, however, there will be no dress. Although that could be funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:08 PM (U2p+3)
Dress like Annie Oakley from "Annie Get Your Gun".
Like so:
https://tinyurl.com/xarrffx2
Up your game, little missy. You're goin' to Texas.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 05:21 PM (5NkmN)
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https://tinyurl.com/3m3uzfzn
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (2JoB8)
Joe Rogan: "I drank water last week."
CNN: "Joe drinks dihydrogen monoxide, a solvent used to cool nuclear reactors!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (pTHOC)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:18 PM (nLrWw)
I agree. with your solution & Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (9BID/)
She converted from being Mother God to what?
I would think if you could prove that you were Donald Trump's daughter it would be more lucrative than being Pele.
And what was the purpose of this Dateline report. To make it sound like all religious people are nutcases, or some connection with Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (ueGNX)
JUST IN - China tested a nuclear capable hypersonic gliding vehicle that traveled around the globe through low orbit in space before cruising to the target. US intelligence and military officials stunned.
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JROD at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (c6xtn)
Congrats on your success!
Ya know, the purpose of the shot requirement is to show that the State is your god and can force you to do self-harm because it is your lord and master. I don't think you need to be particularly devout in your beliefs to have a good reason to not serve the State as your god.
Of course, I believe that everyone should trust Christ Jesus to save them from sin and death and should serve Him with a glad heart all of their days. This is another good reason to not serve the State when the true God is the One we should serve.
Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (t62xj)
JUST IN - China tested a nuclear capable hypersonic gliding vehicle that traveled around the globe through low orbit in space before cruising to the target. US intelligence and military officials stunned.
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
What I don't understand is -
How is the Big Guy gonna get his 10% of that?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2021 05:25 PM (5NkmN)
She converted from being Mother God to what?
I would think if you could prove that you were Donald Trump's daughter it would be more lucrative than being Pele.
And what was the purpose of this Dateline report. To make it sound like all religious people are nutcases, or some connection with Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:22 PM (ueGNX)
....yes?
Posted by: MSDNC at October 16, 2021 05:25 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:25 PM (arJlL)
Maybe that will help you get started on your statement.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 05:02 PM (c6xtn)
I plan to add excerpts from Canon Law and appropriate parts of the Catechism. And quotes from the Archbishop of the Military Services. And the post nominals for my Theology degree.
latae sententiae[/], baby.
Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 16, 2021 05:25 PM (RUnSJ)
It wasn't exactly surfing weather there last year. It was frigging cold at night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at
That's when you wear a cashmere sweater dress, tights and boots.
Duh
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:26 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Satai Dalen at October 16, 2021 05:26 PM (RUnSJ)
JUST IN - China tested a nuclear capable hypersonic gliding vehicle that traveled around the globe through low orbit in space before cruising to the target. US intelligence and military officials stunned.
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
No one could have predicted this!!
Posted by: General Milli Vanilli at October 16, 2021 05:26 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: The Guy Who Keeps Asking About Arthropods at October 16, 2021 05:27 PM (VxC1e)
She's in her early sixties but looks younger and she's a great cook. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:28 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at October 16, 2021 05:28 PM (b+v9B)
*smooches!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:27 PM (U2p+3)
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See you in a few days!!
*peck!*
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:28 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 05:29 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sharkman
Let's not forget the Polish jokes, too!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:29 PM (/yD0A)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 05:30 PM (QqFUn)
Up your game, little missy. You're goin' to Texas.
Posted by: naturalfake
Um. Not my style. But I do have a red dress.
I lived in Tx from age 2-high school graduation.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:30 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:30 PM (2JoB8)
1. Bc5+ Bd6
2. Qf6 Ke1
3. Qh8+ then take queen.
if:
2. Q moves
3. Bxd6+ and/or many other winning combos
Posted by: Random Person at October 16, 2021 05:30 PM (p8Dz9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 04:54 PM (c6xtn)
Congrats on your success!
Ya know, the purpose of the shot requirement is to show that the State is your god and can force you to do self-harm because it is your lord and master. I don't think you need to be particularly devout in your beliefs to have a good reason to not serve the State as your god.
Of course, I believe that everyone should trust Christ Jesus to save them from sin and death and should serve Him with a glad heart all of their days. This is another good reason to not serve the State when the true God is the One we should serve.
Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (t62xj)
Heh. To my great surprise, my employers *still* have not sent the vax-demand email. When they do I think I'll mention the whole "no other g-ds" concept.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2021 05:31 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 16, 2021 05:31 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 16, 2021 05:32 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 05:34 PM (QqFUn)
Duh
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:26 PM (U2p+3)
Hey I don't dress like that. Thats your dept. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2021 05:35 PM (VwHCD)
1. Bc5+ Bd6
2. Qf6 Kg8 (or Qh8+ followed by QxQ - most lines*)
3. Bd4 Kf8
4. Qh8+ Ke7
5. Qxb2
Also (pixy is complaining)
3. Bxd6+ Ke8 4. Qe7# (unless Q stays on 7th rank)
3. Bxd6+ Kg8 4. Qg5+ Kh8 5. Bd4# (unless Q moves to 4th rank)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:35 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB8)
Can't see any more lines. Looks like mate in 4.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 05:18 PM (nLrWw)
Well, you missed 4.d5, a check that serves no purpose other than to delay the mate by one more move.
So, technically, it's a mate in 5. But you found the winning forced line, so you done good.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:36 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 16, 2021 05:36 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
No, she made headlines a year or so ago because when she died, her disciples drug her corpse around and worshipped it. Eventually, she was found in a followers bed in his bedroom which had been decorated with Christmas lights and what not to make it garishly holy.
They talked to several former followers and the thrust, I would say, is that even responsible, intelligent people can fall for this hokum. They mentioned that recruiting was good during the covid lockdown hysteria. Her spiel was all about peace, love, and understanding with UFOs, reincarnation, environmentalism, and a hodge podge of other new agey crap thrown in. I was surprised that she lowered herself to claim relation to Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:37 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Skip
Those poor babies.
They will either be dead from suicide by age 8 or to the right of the John Birch Society.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:37 PM (U2p+3)
Who's the kid with Melania ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:32 PM (arJlL)
I was going to say that his nickname was "Lucky", but then someone had to mention that he likely has cancer, so now I feel bad about making the joke.
Not bad enough to delete it from the comment, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2021 05:37 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at October 16, 2021 05:38 PM (7EjX1)
1. Bc5+ Bd6
2. Qf6 Ke1 (bishop no longer pinned)
3. Qh8+ then take queen. (Bishop can now take Queen)
Posted by: Random Person at October 16, 2021 05:30 PM (p8Dz9)
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Badger version:
1. Bc5+ Bd6 (not Ke8 or 2. Qe7#)
2. Qe6 and wins the Bishop
- Black Bishop pinned, so cannot take White queen and Black bishop cannot take White bishop or loses Queen
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 05:38 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB
Yes. And for those morons who are depressed and lonely.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: nurse ratched
And the homeless bum that Skip didn't give a bite of a sandwich to.
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:41 PM (arJlL)
This always makes me see red. Illegals and welfare families pay nothing to get treated. This family should get the same treatment. WTF do they mean pay first? Do they refuse the testing if you can't pay? Of course they can do that, since they are refusing unvaxxed patients in the ER.
Posted by: megthered at October 16, 2021 05:41 PM (vvWGB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:43 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 05:44 PM (cSyAR)
JUST IN - China tested a nuclear capable hypersonic gliding vehicle that traveled around the globe through low orbit in space before cruising to the target. US intelligence and military officials stunned.
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
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Their quality control is improving exponentially.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 05:45 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (2JoB8)
Right now the donations are going directly to the meds and tests while the charges for hospital stay are accumulating.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (YZG/i)
Jason Rantz on KTTH Radio
@jasonrantz
EXCLUSIVE: A Seattle elementary school canceled Halloween over "equity" concerns.
The district claims that black male students don't celebrate Halloween--it marginalizes them.
Instead, the school will provide "thematic units of study about the fall."
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I did not know that blacks were pumpkinphobes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 16, 2021 04:58 PM (5l6FZ)
That was my rationalization for buying twice as much merch at the Quilt Show in June.
Posted by: sal at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (3c1fY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 05:38 PM (9BID/)
If you're going into the end game up only a bishop, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:47 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:48 PM (YZG/i)
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And I don't steal cars. So people who steal cars marginalize me. Where do I get my justice?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 05:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:50 PM (/yD0A)
I posted this the other day. A speaker at the church I serve mentioned this woman, Alice Bailey, whom I didn't know about. She was born in the 1800's and died in the '40-a founder of New Age ideas. She had a plan to destroy Christianity many decades ago. Sounds familiar:
tinyurl.com/4r9w7dae
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:50 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 05:50 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 05:50 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 05:51 PM (BFigT)
The just keeps on manufacturing this garbage. At least their supply chain seems healthy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 05:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:52 PM (YZG/i)
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami
That must mean we already have one. All the fucking chicoms can do is steal shit.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (/yD0A)
Right now the donations are going directly to the meds and tests while the charges for hospital stay are accumulating.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:46 PM (YZG/i)
Dang! MIL in Mindanao is sick, near 90, and she can't go anywhere or get anyone to come to her. She has to have grandkid try to buy antibiotics for her. Still haven't found out what it is for your family?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Former president to remain in California hospital at least another night, his spokesperson said Friday ... _The Guardian20h
So, he really does have syphillis
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Yeah; by Movieque
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)
Meanwhile we fought a war for decades against guys living in caves, and lost...
Posted by: casual observer 1016 at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (aAP3z)
ent.uci.edu/learning-center/useful-links/
best-ent-hospital-in-california.asp
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (HMNhg)
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami
Yikes
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (RLGan)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (/yD0A)
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Ours spreads confetti and inclusiveness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (VxC1e)
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Canada stands second to none!
Canadian police arrest pastor, padlock church for exceeding "health limit" during Thanksgiving service
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Drinking light status:
[ ] lit
[x] lit AF
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:54 PM (/yD0A)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (/yD0A)
We are educating them and allowing the PLA to participate in the high level university research that leads to these things. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if half of Los Alamos and Oak Rigde wasn't PLA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 05:52 PM (YZG/i)
Yes. In about an hour, I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (CnKpC)
*weeps softly, wondering what to watch next*
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (pTHOC)
The just keeps on manufacturing this garbage. At least their supply chain seems healthy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Well, it's plugged directly into the sewer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 05:56 PM (d9FiS)
Former president to remain in California hospital at least another night, his spokesperson said Friday ... _The Guardian20h
So, he really does have syphillis
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (HMNhg)
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His dick must have rotted by now to the point where it looks like a black truffle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 05:57 PM (VxC1e)
Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Posted by: Tami
Technology undoubtedly provided to China by the DemonRat Party and Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 05:57 PM (pTHOC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 05:57 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 05:58 PM (QqFUn)
It seems that perhaps the Korean model has fallen into 2nd place, with the bottle blonde now getting 2 pics (at least, they look like the same gal to me)...
NTTIAWWT. Thanks for the thread, OM.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (pTHOC)
latae sententiae[/], baby.
===============================
Just submitted my exemption request to my employer. Review is said to be less than 5 days. We are required to be vaccinated by Dec. 1.
I took the same tact, citing the same letter from the Military Services Archbishop, a letter from 4 bishops in CO, citing the fetal cells used to develop the vaccines, my long time KofC membership and pro-life activities, etc. My tact essentially said while the Pope says you can take the vaccine, it should only be for urgent need (like you work in the ER) and I'm a software engineer and I work in a private office or at home. If that doesn't work next step is probably to lawyer up.
Going to the Saturday vigil Mass to pray...
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (SdoX8)
That was terrible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (ueGNX)
Former president to remain in California hospital at least another night, his spokesperson said Friday ... _The Guardian20h
So, he really does have syphillis
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (HMNhg
"We hope it falls right the hell off!"
Posted by: Monica, Paula, Kathleen, & Juanita, at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 06:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
That it is. Damn, I left out an entire word in my post.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:00 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 05:58 PM (QqFUn)
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DON'T TELL JOEY!
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 06:00 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 05:59 PM (0ryfU)
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If Israel does it, it's a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 06:01 PM (VxC1e)
I probably missed a meme along the way. I read every post, though I don't comment on many.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:01 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:01 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:01 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 06:02 PM (HMNhg)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 06:03 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2021 06:03 PM (pTHOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 05:58
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Didn't the top Tech guy at DoD just resign and say that we've lost the tech war China already?
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:03 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:04 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain*
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There's the leaker.
Take his passport.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2021 06:05 PM (HMNhg)
If you're going into the end game up only a bishop, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing
===============
Ok Over simplified my conclusion, let me elaborate:
1. Bc5+ Bd6
2. Qe5 Kg1 ( if Q moves 3. BxB+ Kg8 4. Qg5+ & mate in 2)
3. Qg5+ followed by Be5 mate
Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:05 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
With you. I didn't want to be the first to say it, so thanks!
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 16, 2021 06:05 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 16, 2021 06:06 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB
Ahhh... thanks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:06 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 06:07 PM (MVjcR)
>>Well I feel secure...don't you? FFS.
Well, China unleashed a bio/psychological weapon on the world without so much as stirring the intelligence community.
Apparently no one has the China beat.
Or alternatively...
** Smash cut to the year 2000, int. CIA coffee break room.
CIA OP one, laughing hysterically: And then what did he say?
CIA Op two, barely able to contain himself: He said, hey Bob something weirds going on, got a report that some Muslims are hitting up flight schools asking for peculiar flight lessons.
CIA Op One: And???
CIA OP Two, dead panning: I said, stop being racist or I'll write you up.
CIA Op One: Classic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (3I7CD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:03 PM (ju2Fy)
He was, iianm, the head cyber security guy. Said we are the amateurs now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2021 05:23 PM (t62xj)
I've been musing as to this line of argument:
"I am pleased to see that you and I agree that we don't own our own body and conscience. Where we disagree is to who owns both our body and conscience. You believe that the State and your current employer jointly owns you as chattel and can freely dictate what they can do with your body and your conscience. I on the other hand have been purchased by Christ's blood to be His own, and to Him I serve. Your master believes that you are fundamentally unfit to live unless you are modified by this a constant stream of gene therapy. Whereas I am transformed by the Paraclete.
No one can serve two masters, for you will hate the one and love the other.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 16, 2021 06:08 PM (+LCoQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y7jc3rw6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:09 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 06:07 PM (MVjcR)
Air shocks ftw!
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:10 PM (F0YaR)
Okay, Army Air Corps!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 06:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:10 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 06:07 PM (MVjcR)
Air shocks ftw!
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:10 PM (F0YaR)
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Too late. I'll just turn up the radio.
Posted by: Weasel at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (ueGNX)
I probably missed a meme along the way. I read every post, though I don't comment on many.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:01 PM (F0YaR)
Chess ratings. A '500' is pretty close to being an absolute beginner and '1500' is about average for a club player, maybe a bit below. By comparison, grandmasters are typically rated > 2600.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 06:12 PM (0ryfU)
I am sure its some weird shibboleth to a fraternity you don't want to be in.
(I have no idea either, and really don't care to know)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 16, 2021 06:12 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:13 PM (ueGNX)
I've asked HR:
- Will the company accept liability for adverse reactions?
- How many employees have died from Covid? (Current answer: we don't know)
- How many employees have been hospitalized by Covid? (Current answer: We don't know)
I've asked these questions at multiple levels no response. Not holding my breath for one.
Also got called into HR for not wearing my mask over my nose (have an overweigh Karen in the office who kept reporting me). Asked above questions, and for a written response. Was told 'We don't do written responses.'
Since I'm not getting the clot-shot, plan to go full Honey Badger when I'm fired....
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:14 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:16 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:17 PM (2JoB8)
Chess ratings. A '500' is pretty close to being an absolute beginner and '1500' is about average for a club player, maybe a bit below. By comparison, grandmasters are typically rated > 2600.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:11 PM (CnKpC)
Did it used to have a different name? In the, er, 29+ year ago times, I had a rating of around the 1600s in college.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:17 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:17 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB8)
Mostly peaceful protest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2021 06:19 PM (csEWM)
I am sure its some weird shibboleth to a fraternity you don't want to be in.
(I have no idea either, and really don't care to know)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 16, 2021 06:12 PM (+LCoQ)
Oh, and also 'ELO' is actually a name, Arpad Elo, who invented the ratings calculation formula. While developed for chess, it's based purely on statistics and depends not at all on chess itself, so any one-on-one sport can use it to assess relative player strengths. I think pro tennis uses version of Elo ratings.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:20 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:20 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:17 PM (F0YaR)
ELO = rating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system
Invented by Arpad Elo
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 16, 2021 06:20 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:14
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I'll pray for you and fat Karen. Different prayers of course.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:21 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:22 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:17 PM (F0YaR)
I dunno, in my tournament days, I was rated 1274 and I just called it 'my rating'. It didn't have a proper name as far as I knew.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:22 PM (CnKpC)
I know of some dude who has/had a significant position at Raytheon, works remote, yet was informed of the "mandate" weeks ago to make a decision as to who owns his body. I think he and his family have moved out into the sticks to take a stab at self-sufficient living. His FiL is furious that he is leaving a good gig over something so simple as the mRNA injection.
I'm sure China would love to know what this guy knows - and his employer and his government is basically pushing him in to the arms of a foreign entity. Why be patriotic when your employer and your nation hates you?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 16, 2021 06:22 PM (+LCoQ)
*
Order a cheap half face respirator. Pull the one way flaps so you can breathe freely.
Criticize others for not taking the virus seriously.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:23 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:13 PM (ueGNX)
I think Tucker kicked this off with one of his segments, joking about his paternity leave. Pete replied on twitter about bottle feeding etc, and the war was on.
What I'm really sad about is the adopted kids of Mayor Pete, Anderson Cooper etal... and what their upbringings will do to the kids.
It cannot be good.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:23 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 06:24 PM (nxdel)
Amy Westervelt
@amywestervelt
If Manchin isn't stopped, climate destruction is *ensured*. That's what we're talking about here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 06:24 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:22 PM (QqFUn)
Possibly, or they could figure that the confirmation of the radical chic means they have all the power and they are throwing it around.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2021 06:24 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:24 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:25 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:21 PM (ju2Fy)
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Thanks. What ticks me off is that the mask, almost everyone wears, aren't rated for viruses. It's pure virtue signaling. I went along to the point of covering my mouth, but that wasn't good enough.
I'm really saddened how far the company has fallen since I've joined it.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:26 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:24 PM
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Yes. Most deliciously.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:27 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:27 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:27 PM (CnKpC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)
Shatner was also the murderer in an original 1971 episode as well. Too bad this network is only showing the 1990's ones.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (UHVv4)
@amywestervelt
If Manchin isn't stopped, climate destruction is *ensured*. That's what we're talking about here.
Yikes. They really are insane.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:29 PM (QqFUn)
@amywestervelt
If Manchin isn't stopped, climate destruction is *ensured*. That's what we're talking about here.
Yikes. They really are insane.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (Xrfse)
'stopped' is interesting usage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:31 PM (Xrfse)
Putting together my exit plan.
Don't plan to burn my bridges, instead, mine the bridge's entrance & exit, then C4 its pylons.
Was planning to retire at the end of the year anyway, might as well do it with a bang!
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:31 PM (9BID/)
https://tinyurl.com/3fkbxdrp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:31 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 06:03 PM (ju2Fy)
This guy?
https://tinyurl.com/yfzoklrd
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2021 06:32 PM (cF8AT)
Watch this school board rant from a parent
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:32 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 16, 2021 06:34 PM (Y+l9t)
Wear the respirator.
When they demand you not wear the respirator, confirm that they want you to remove an actual protective mechanism rated against contaminates in order to don a fashion mask with pictures of Mickey Mouse on it.
Record the interaction.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:35 PM (vnhb5)
If you believe this, shouldn't you want Chinese industry nuked from space.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2021 06:35 PM (ZHVt1)
Noah Smith
@Noahpinion
Fireside chats were FDR's specialty! Biden could release a weekly podcast in which he explains what he's doing to achieve his vision for America. Why hasn't he done this? Why hasn't ANYONE done this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 06:37 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 06:37 PM (UHVv4)
They actually wanted me to wear my mask in my cubical. Didn't work for me, so never did. My immediate co-workers didn't have a problem with that, but the Karen did.
Like your ideas, will take them under consideration.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 06:37 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2021 06:37 PM (QOKZr)
Because it's too big.
Have you ever been to DC? Holy shit. It's yuge.
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 16, 2021 06:39 PM (xopIz)
Noah Smith
@Noahpinion
Fireside chats were FDR's specialty! Biden could release a weekly podcast in which he explains what he's doing to achieve his vision for America. Why hasn't he done this? Why hasn't ANYONE done this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 06:37 PM (d9FiS)
It's always: they just haven't explained what they are doing well enough to the dumb rubes who are shocked at meat prices or not being able to find a selection of energy drinks that are not mango.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2021 06:40 PM (csEWM)
Great idea. Just keep him gagged and away from the fire.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:40 PM (Xrfse)
Thank you so much for that, FS!
So relevant for our household today.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at October 16, 2021 06:40 PM (dB4Iz)
Because it's too big.
Have you ever been to DC? Holy shit. It's yuge.
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 16, 2021 06:39 PM (xopIz)
Which is... kind of sad when you think about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2021 06:40 PM (csEWM)
When Obama came along their "racist" roots took hold and many of the electorate drifted right. I put racist in quotes because the majority of West Virginians aren't racist, but they're very suspicious of "outsiders." Obama was an outsider.
In 2016 they overwhelmingly voted for Trump over Clinton and much was made about the misogynic hicks in the hills. Clinton promised to close coal mines and rob the locals of their means to survive. A huge mistake.
Throughout this ordeal Manchin watched. He's a bullshitter and a leftist at heart, but I think he's seeing a bit more clearly these days. It won't stop him from siding with his leftist brethren, but it is giving him pause.
If the Democrats attack him he very well may jump ship.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 06:40 PM (BFigT)
Shatner was also the murderer in an original 1971 episode as well. Too bad this network is only showing the 1990's ones.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (UHVv4)
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Just saw that one last week. What the heck were they thinking with Shatner's mustache? Just awful.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2021 06:41 PM (QOKZr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:41 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 16, 2021 06:41 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:42 PM (vnhb5)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2021 06:43 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 16, 2021 06:42 PM (vnhb5)
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Biden knows as much about logistics as the Mafia knew about olive oil importing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 06:43 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 06:44 PM (2JoB8)
I'm just enjoying the "purity wars".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2021 06:46 PM (pRWa3)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2021 06:46 PM (KAi1n)
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It's a clue! [according to the IMDB spoilers] Although I haven't gotten to the end yet to see if that's accurate.
And there was just this great line: "Yes, Lieutenant, there's always "one more thing"! Do you have a problem with short term memory? Perhaps you should consult a physician?"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 06:47 PM (UHVv4)
Great idea. Just keep him gagged and away from the fire.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I'd rather watch a weekly PPV where he's beaten with a fireplace poker.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2021 06:47 PM (/yD0A)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 06:47 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (F0YaR)
Yes, OK, you're right. I've heard "USCF rating", too. I guess the ratings calculation formula used by the USCF is slightly different than the one used by the international chess org, the FIDE.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:48 PM (CnKpC)
A guy working for the Dept. of Agriculture comes to work and one is his colleagues is crying at his desk.
"What's wrong?" the guy says.
"My farmer died."
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 16, 2021 06:48 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Well, I heard she swings both ways.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2021 06:50 PM (d9FiS)
Truth. Yet people like Manchin haven't been exposed to this. They've been background noise. A Democrat vote regardless of the topic. However things have changed politically for a lot of people on both sides of the so called aisle.
An effort is underway to consolidate power under the "UniParty" and it's making great strides. I find it interesting that there are people like Manchin and Sinema who are on the "other side" feeling some pangs of guilt while there's nobody on the GOP side with similar feelings.
At least they're not vocal about it. Which unto itself is very telling.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 06:52 PM (BFigT)
"What's wrong?" the guy says.
"My farmer died."
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 16, 2021 06:48 PM (xopIz)
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His next assignment might have been a hippo. The Dept of Agriculture regulates zoos too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 06:52 PM (VxC1e)
Shatner was also the murderer in an original 1971 episode as well. Too bad this network is only showing the 1990's ones.
Posted by: andycanuck
The IMDB channel on Roku has all the old ones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2021 06:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2021 06:53 PM (Xrfse)
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It isn't, but the episode is pretty entertaining.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2021 06:53 PM (QOKZr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2021 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 06:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
And the pencil-moustache being dyed dark and not left transparent blond is supposed to be important -- I assume because dye stained the handkerchief Shatner left at the scene but I guess I'll see soon!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 07:00 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 07:00 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2021 06:28 PM (F0YaR)
Yes, OK, you're right. I've heard "USCF rating", too. I guess the ratings calculation formula used by the USCF is slightly different than the one used by the international chess org, the FIDE.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 16, 2021 06:48 PM (CnKpC)
================
United States Chess Federation ratings what it was called back when I was playing. My last USCF rating was about 1700, but only averaged 4 tournaments a year. Wonder what that would be in current system.
Like back in High School, 4.0 was the highest Grade Point Average. Now it's 5.0... Inflation I guess
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 16, 2021 07:01 PM (9BID/)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well, not worked . . .
Posted by: Hank Kimball at October 16, 2021 07:02 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Hank Kimball at October 16, 2021 07:02 PM (d9FiS)
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Hah! I read that in Hank Kimball's voice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 16, 2021 07:07 PM (VxC1e)
never mind
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 07:08 PM (UHVv4)
Okay, Army Air Corps!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 16, 2021 06:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Not a 20xx/13Sx/308/02C, obviously,
Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2021 07:08 PM (qyH+l)
I will never forget this story. The Band Class teacher is touting about how his students are the best at academia.
A really smart kid says "But sir, I am getting 5 points on all of my other classes (btw the kid is really smart and hardworking) but I can only get 4 in Band. This class is lowering my GPA."
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 16, 2021 07:12 PM (xopIz)
Those poor babies.
They will either be dead from suicide by age 8 or to the right of the John Birch Society.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 05:37 PM (U2p+3)
They aren't "adopted children". They are purchased accessories.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 07:16 PM (82VRK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2021 07:20 PM (QqFUn)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 05:55 PM (ju2Fy)
I hate those stupid car alarms that make a huge racket. Nobody ever responds to them. First, because they false so often the default assumption on the part of bystanders is that the person entering the car is the owner, and second, even if they believe that person is a thief, nobody is going to try to confront a thief stealing somebody else's car.
The only car alarm to have is one that causes a pager in your own pocket to beep. Then you can rush out, and apply tire iron therapy to the miscreant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2021 07:23 PM (82VRK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 16, 2021 05:53 PM (7bRMQ)
They still don't know. I'll pray for your Lola, OrangeEnt
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 07:55 PM (YZG/i)
You present the line:
1. ... Rf2
2. KxR Re2+
3. Kg1 Nh3#
What prevents
1. ... Rf2
2. KxR Re2+
3. NxR ...?
Posted by: W Krebs at October 17, 2021 12:07 AM (yu/hn)
Why is that little lad wearing Melania's muff on his head?
Posted by: Saf at October 17, 2021 05:32 AM (PgqFp)
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