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The Morning Rant

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"LOOK MA, NO BRAKES!"

One thing about being 'woke' that the wokesters don't realize is that there's just no end to it. There's no point where all the wokesters can ever sit back and say, 'our work is done. Let's all sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labor.' Yes, there is, theoretically, a wonderful socialist utopia somewhere down the road a ways, but it's always there and never here. As such, it reminds me of The Big Rock Candy Mountain:

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains you're going on a holiday
Your birthday comes around once a week and it’s Christmas every day
You never have to clean your room or put your toys away
There's a little white horse you can ride of course
You can jump so high you can touch the sky
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Yes, a socialist utopia is very much a childrens' dream, but the point is, they're never going to get there.

No, nothing is ever good enough.

Take gay rights, for instance. Here's the lgbtq flag that came into common use in the late 70s:


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It's actually a pretty good choice for a symbol. It's simple, neat, and aesthetically pleasing. But now it's apparently not good enough. Now, all the various colors are obviously supposed to represent everybody, but apparently, this meaning has been lost on a number of latter-day grievance jockeys who are whining that it isn't inclusive enough. So now there's this flag:


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Now, I don't know what the additional stripes and shapes signify. I could do a bit of research and find out, but really, who cares? The point is, they feel that certain sexual minorities are being left out.

But, even with that, it's still not good enough. So now there's this:


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So do you think that this is finally going to be good enough to please all of the wokesters? Eventually no, and maybe not even now. So they'll have to put even more stripes and shapes on it and look at what's happened. It's gone from a simple, easily-understood symbol to a ghastly mess.

And if you want to listen to something that will make your ears bleed, try this one-minute discourse on "libragenders", that are not fluid nor fixed, but somewhere in between, if I'm understanding her correctly, and I'm not sure that I am. They could probably solve the problem with a single additional stripe for 'narcisexuals', which are people who choose bizarre sexualities for the attention. (h/t Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur)

This is just another example of progressivism's having no brakes. It's not like somebody cut the brake lines, they were never there to begin with. And I think this lack of any kind of restraining mechanism is the only thing that's saving us right now. They always overplay their hand and they fight each other with the same ferocity as they fight us.

In this Atlantic article on the history of the rainbow flag, I was amused by this tidbit:

Historically and today, the movements that birthed Pride were criminalized, radical, and led by organizers living in poverty. Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson, the mythic heroes of Stonewall, were sex workers and anti-imperialists. They both militantly resisted police brutality. Rivera was banned from reformist institutions and even publicly booed when she spoke out about the plight of queer people in jail. She also warned of those she called “normal homosexuals,” who eschewed fighting capitalism in favor of assimilation into the professional class.

So, it's not enough simply to be gay and go about your business and quietly live your life. No, you can't do that. You won't be allowed to do that. You have to embrace the entire panoply of left-wing positions on every conceivable issue in order to be authentically gay. Otherwise, out comes the guillotine, figurately now, and perhaps later, literally.

They won't leave you alone. As Strelnikov said in Doctor Zhivago, "the private life is dead." So if you're a wokester, you'd better know what each little stripe, circle, and doodad on the gay rights flag is supposed to represent, at any point in time, and if you screw up, you'll be sent to the Happy Fun Camps with the rest of us deplorables.

After several long and grueling struggle sessions, of course.



This Tweet Did Not Age Well:

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Neither Did This One:

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Dispatch From Clown World:

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2021: "2020 Ain't Got Nuthin' On Me"

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday Who Dis: Marshall Thompson was recognized right off the bat, not so much B-movie starlet Hazel Brooks. They were both in a little 1951 movie about corrupt sports betting, The Basketball Fix.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Onion Rings:

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(Click for bigger onion rings)

Onion ring recipe available here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:17 AM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

2 Hola

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)

3 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (kGduw)

4 joan collins and dolph lundgren

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (8D42x)

5 I would like some onion rings, please.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)

6 OK, onion rings for lunch it is!

Posted by: tbodie at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (hN5g8)

7 Would have been 1st, but the flags mesmerized me.

Posted by: Engineer at August 27, 2021 10:18 AM (ExIA1)

8 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 27, 2021 10:18 AM (qe5CM)

9 No clue on the mystery guests. She looks a little like Bobbie Gentry or like Sherry Jackson, but I know she's not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)

10 struggle struggle toil and trouble ...
the witches are Biden's top advisors.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2021 10:18 AM (Cus5s)

11 3 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (kGduw)


Hey, how's your vacay?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:19 AM (8dYpc)

12 This confirms my thesis that Maddow would be a decent, normal-looking woman if not for her monstrousness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (Jsjd7)

13 Best onion rings I've had were at Cheddar's. Yum!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (bDqIh)

14 Nothing - absolutely nothing whatsoever - about Jen Rubin has aged well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (Jsjd7)

15 I took one look at that flag, and I'm happy I'm not first.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at August 27, 2021 10:21 AM (HK8/E)

16 "the wokesters don't realize is that there's just no end to it."

Progressivism is by definition continuous change. Change for its own sake. Change without end. I think a lot of progressives know that.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at August 27, 2021 10:21 AM (qpX6U)

17 Hell of a rack on that chick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 10:21 AM (V6f9+)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

19 oh, and i want some onion rings now those look good.

and the maddow thing is funny, but kind of mean to shallit, or how ever you spell his name.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:22 AM (8D42x)

20 Milli and Levine balled together.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 10:22 AM (OCTRt)

21 "We need a flag to represent the universality and inclusiveness of our mission"
"How about a rainbow? Out of the rainbow, any color can be made. It's also a universal symbol."
"Cool! Sounds great!"

:: flash forward ::

"IT'S NOT INCLUSIVE ENOUGH BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CALLOUTS AND SYMBOLS FOR FRINGE ELEMENTS! THE RAINBOW IS PROBLEMATIC! RHEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:22 AM (Jsjd7)

22 Is there a stripe on the gay flag for people that don't give a shi+ about them?

Posted by: Bruce at August 27, 2021 10:22 AM (vd8XM)

23 Willowed:


My kids were on the bus for two hours yesterday because our county is 12 bus drivers short. No one wants to drive around a bunch of screaming kids when they can just sit at home and collect unemployment.


Atlas is starting to lose his grip.

Posted by: StefanH at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (v5han)

24 luv the big aip

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (yrol0)

25 The new flag needs a happy little starfish

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (VJsqe)

26 > Milli and Levine balled together.

Ouch

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (BFigT)

27 Best onion rings I've had were at Cheddar's. Yum!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (bDqIh)

burger king had great ones, but it's been forever since i had any.

and who dis is amazing. i want to borrow the time machine we totally don't have...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (8D42x)

28 Look at a national flag like Poland's. Somehow, they thought that an entire country, with multiple backgrounds, groups struggles, and concerns could be summed up with two proud colors. You didn't have the Jews insist on blue to represent them, or gypsies demanding purple be added to show their inclusion.

Red.

White.

And proud of their ability to withstand onslaughts from within and without that at one point wiped them off the map entirely.

So to the whiny hyper-inclusive crowd: you're not unique.

Posted by: red speck at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (gS3OW)

29 "Just get the shot and we can go back to normal"


If you'd just voted Republican, it'd still be normal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (OCTRt)

30 Hell of a rack on that chick
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021


***
A hind paw rating of 9.7/10, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (/XOcP)

31 Now, I don't know what the additional stripes and shapes signify


The brown is for Germans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (VxC1e)

32 There's "delusional".
There's "disassociated from reality".
And finally, there's "Republicans have a mass media ecosystem that always supports them, while Democrats don't"

Posted by: Chuck C at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (EughT)

33 12 This confirms my thesis that Maddow would be a decent, normal-looking woman if not for her monstrousness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (Jsjd7)


I think she looks kind of mannish even in the high school pic.

But normal and decent-looking, yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (8dYpc)

34 Who Dis: She looks like Persis Khambatta but I know it isn't. No idea who he is.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (TNyrE)

35 The actor makes me think Sixties Italian actor? Or maybe French? Not American, for some reason.

If he is Italian, then maybe she is too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (/XOcP)

36 FYI - just discovered that Gene Shalit is still alive at the ripe old age of 95.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (2FeAz)

37 The brown is for Germans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (VxC1e)


Germans are a sexual minority? I did not know that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (8dYpc)

38 This confirms my thesis that Maddow would be a decent, normal-looking woman if not for her monstrousness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:20 AM (Jsjd7)

would need some work i think. cute but kind of handsome in the high school pic.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (8D42x)

39 I eat onion rings from time to time, but they are not on my list of favorite foods.

Don't know who the "Who Dis's" are.

And that Art Thread pic is wierod.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (ORvUP)

40 Is there a stripe on the gay flag for people that don't give a shi+ about them?
Posted by: Bruce


Where's the brown stripe on the ghey flag for the chocolate higheay?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (OCTRt)

41 The best onion rings are Burgerville's Walla Walla sweet onion rings. That is all.

Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (uc0d+)

42 How far do you have to fall, how unacomplished do you have to be, where "the color that represent what I like to do with me genitals" being on a rag is important to you?

How empty of meaning is your life where "added a color for a new variety of genital amusement to a piece of cloth" is a resume line?

Posted by: Lrrr at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (jIL4c)

43 burger king had great ones,
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (8D42x)

horde card revocation in 5,4,3,2,..

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (uCLWI)

44 How can any sane human on earth think the media is unfair to Democrats? JFC we have entered an entirely new sphere of retarded.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (GQ5VU)

45 Milli and Levine balled together.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 10:22 AM (OCTRt)


And 'slap slap slap slap' came from a darkened locker room shower......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

46 I'm sorry I missed the art thread. I wanted to recommend that Wadsworth painting to CBD. I saw it last year in J.B. Priestley's book The English.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

47 Ore-Ida Onion Ringers is all you need.

Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (0jZnq)

48 The Bible tells us the rainbow is a sign of God's promise. That sign was given to Noah.

Every man has to live with their own sins and confess them to God. But usurping and corrupting God's sign for a movement imbued in sin, tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (8hXCT)

49 The rainbow was God's promise that he would never flood the world again.

The fact that the gays hijacked it as their 'symbol' offends me greatly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

50 What the hell did Milley do to Levine in high school?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (8x/s2)

51 23 Willowed:


My kids were on the bus for two hours yesterday because our county is 12 bus drivers short. No one wants to drive around a bunch of screaming kids when they can just sit at home and collect unemployment.


Atlas is starting to lose his grip.
Posted by: StefanH at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (v5han)

Just wait until the Hospitals make nurses get the shot, They already have staff shortages and it's gonna get worse.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dKiJG)

52 What's all this talk about Pride fags?

What? Oh, nevermind.
-- Emily Litella

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (mD/uy)

53 Have to admit that 1997 Rachel Madcow is very not bad.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dfRN6)

54 photo #6


Oh look, someone wants to play peekaboo!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (20dZh)

55 No idear, but a hint of areola on number six

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (DXFDM)

56 @kristina_wong

.@PentagonPresSec says the DOD will be more judicious with information in the days going forward for security purposes.

Translation: "We effed up telling you about our eff up of giving our list of Americans to the Taliban. In the future, we won't tell you about our eff ups."

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

57 Ore-Ida Onion Ringers is all you need.
Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (0jZnq)


The Horde covered Chef Boyardee yesterday. You would have fit right in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (VxC1e)

58 burger king had great ones,
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (8D42x)

horde card revocation in 5,4,3,2,..
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM (uCLWI)

you didn't like them?

it has been probably 15 years + since i had them, but they were good. especially on a road trip. perfect for driving.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (8D42x)

59 What the hell did Milley do to Levine in high school?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Hit him so hard he changed genders.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (OCTRt)

60 burger king had great ones,
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021


***
The only time I ever tried onion rings was an order put in by a friend. I bit into the ring and the onion came sliding out from the crust. Weirded me out.

Maybe others are better, but I'm never cared for onion rings since then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (/XOcP)

61 joan collins and dolph lundgren
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:17 AM (8D42x)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

62 35 The actor makes me think Sixties Italian actor? Or maybe French? Not American, for some reason.

If he is Italian, then maybe she is too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (/XOcP)


He actually is American but did a lot of movies in Italy. There is only about 4 lines of bio about his in imdb.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (8dYpc)

63 noticed on Fox News, some general doing his spiel. ISIS is still a threat, it seems. Trump's fault, I'm sure

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (4a9Vv)

64 Every man has to live with their own sins and confess them to God. But usurping and corrupting God's sign for a movement imbued in sin, tells me all I need to know.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Tells me that they want to spend eternity cursing God.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (3BxAr)

65 Peggy Cass and Allen Ludden

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (arJlL)

66 You guys heard about the court ruling that found that no reasonable person would consider anything coming from the Rachel Maddow program to be a statement of fact?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (DXFDM)

67 Pride is not a virtue.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (AD14M)

68 Have to admit that 1997 Rachel Madcow is very not bad.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dfRN6)


That was before she was tragically laid low by leftardism. For most, there is no cure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (VxC1e)

69 It was touch football.

Posted by: Gen. Mark Milley at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (ELgVT)

70 Yay, GP!

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (UnQlg)

71 If Afghanistan is such a great success for Democrats, like they claim, why has Biden done more public appearances in the past two weeks since this whole imbroglio started than in his entire presidency?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

72 >>> Have to admit that 1997 Rachel Madcow is very not bad.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dfRN6)


options:

A. Go back to my original hair color
B. Be a lesbian
C. All the above

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (20dZh)

73 Is the male actor Jean Marais?

Posted by: Napoleon at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (iuDzg)

74 Breakout was gay?

Posted by: zmdavid at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (xqRaG)

75 Ruth Buzzi and Spencer Tracey...

Posted by: kraken at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (6Je/Q)

76 Milley and Levine played football together? What other ball games did they play?

Posted by: f'd at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (Tnijr)

77 >The new flag needs a happy little starfish
Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:23 AM (VJsqe)

Should have been socked by Hope Solo

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (DXFDM)

78
Some chick and some dude

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (pNxlR)

79 @kristina_wong

.@PentagonPresSec says the DOD will be more judicious with information in the days going forward for security purposes.

Translation: "We effed up telling you about our eff up of giving our list of Americans to the Taliban. In the future, we won't tell you about our eff ups."
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

yeah, i could have sworn someone important on the left said something a democracy and darkness...

if only i could remember who...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (8D42x)

80 That high school picture of "Rachel" Levine looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

81 47 Ore-Ida Onion Ringers is all you need.
Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (0jZnq)

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Truthfully, Nathan's (the coney island hot dog place) makes the best frozen onion rings I've found. Plus Nathan's was recently touted on this site for doing something that pissed off the woke crowd, so that's good too.

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (VJsqe)

82 Is the brown for the Bronies?

Posted by: Lrrr at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (jIL4c)

83 If Afghanistan is such a great success for Democrats, like they claim, why has Biden done more public appearances in the past two weeks since this whole imbroglio started than in his entire presidency?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)



You never heard of victory laps?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (VxC1e)

84 80 That high school picture of "Rachel" Levine looks like Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

========

Another very handsome woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

85 Progressivism is by definition continuous change. Change for its own sake. Change without end. I think a lot of progressives know that.

Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at August 27, 2021 10:21 AM (qpX6U)

I think that's part of why they're so unhappy - nothing is permanent, therefore they don't have a solid foundation to even stand on.

Posted by: pookysgirl, humming the Wise Man Built song at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (XKZwp)

86 Joan Collins, and some homo

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (faXIs)

87 50 What the hell did Milley do to Levine in high school?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (8x/s2)


Maybe we should be asking what Levine did to Milley in high school?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (8dYpc)

88 Peggy Cass and Allen Ludden
Posted by: JT at August 27, 2021


***
"This kind of thing never happened on Password."

Posted by: Betty White at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (/XOcP)

89 McCain made the biggest own goal that I've seen in awhile with her tweet on octogenarians.

That is one clueless bint.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (2DOZq)

90 Just wait until the Hospitals make nurses get the shot, They already have staff shortages and it's gonna get worse.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dKiJG)

Between the crime, wokeness, failing management, and COVID Harris County needs about 3 to 4 thousand hospital nurses.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (yrol0)

91 83 You never heard of victory laps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM (VxC1e)

========

They gonna put Biden in a jet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

92 New Orleans politicians, cops, and thugs this week, it's like the Night Before Lootmas, with visions of shoes, electronics, and government money dancing in their heads.

Category 3 on the way, stay safe NOLa Morons!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (OssQ4)

93 Doesn't the color white contain all other colors? So just switch to a white flag. Lots of benefits
1) Contains all colors so it's inclusive
2) Won't have to keep updating for new groups
3) Great for the woke military because it can also be used to surrender.

Posted by: Dave at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (mXUCw)

94 High School Rachel Maddow was pretty. She looks a lot like the daughter of some friends of ours who's getting married in January.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (ptqGC)

95 The latest acronym I've seen is this:

2SLGBTQIA+

*Guess what the "2S" stands for

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

96 Oh, should have looked at the other pics. Definitely not Jean Marais.

Posted by: Napoleon at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (iuDzg)

97 Cheated and looked up who dis.

Never heard of her, but then again, she's not from my preferred era.

Anyway, another lousyday at work beckons. Going back to bed for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (2JVJo)

98 So Milley was a dumb jock in high school and was football buddies with a guy who thinks he's a woman.

Okay.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (3BxAr)

99 @81 496-Nathan's.....might have to check them out.

Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (0jZnq)

100

That explains a LOT about that MIlley guy, Mr Tough He Man.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (svg5M)

101 Us poor Democrats, having all of Hollywood, Silicon Valley, every tech and social media platform, billions in settle-and-sue from the Obama administration, the CIA, the FBI, and every NGO all over the Western Hemisphere. Our ideas just aren't represented enough compared to the big evil empire of Tucker Carlson and a guy who makes pillows for a living.

We just want equality, you see?

Posted by: Jonathan Shait at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (HK8/E)

102 Madcow had a man face even at her best.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (2DOZq)

103 73 Is the male actor Jean Marais?

Posted by: Napoleon at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM (iuDzg)


No, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (8dYpc)

104
Why do we never see the flag of Pronounia, the eternally sworn enemy of Peruvia?

Because it's never finished, seeing as how it is required by statute to have every recognized pronoun displayed on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

105 Flag needs another stripe for the necrophiliacs in the Taliban.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (QDEj3)

106
---76 Milley and Levine played football together? What other ball games did they play?
---

Smear the queer.

There was no football.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (jIL4c)

107 Only a matter of time before the fag flag is considered not inclusive enough and each one of those weirdo's goes off an creates their own, unique fag flag.

It'll be like a gay UN. Only more gay. And with more fag flags.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (BFigT)

108 McCain made the biggest own goal that I've seen in awhile with her tweet on octogenarians.

That is one clueless bint.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (2DOZq)

----


She's the spawn of Crash McCain and a Budweiser heiress.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

109 Milley named his paddle Jeff Striker

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (8x/s2)

110 *Guess what the "2S" stands for
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

2 shits?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (8D42x)

111 When I can actually find someone who is gay that wants to have a truthful conversation about their lifestyle and God, we often find common ground. I don't believe anyone can make a cogent, plausible argument that lifestyle isn't an abomination to God. It is, and it's certainly not alone. But it's pretty inarguable it is one of those things God doesn't want us to do. People inspired by pathos and perhaps guilt become emotional and irrational in that conversation. They believe it's judgmental. I tell them it's not my judgement.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 27, 2021 10:31 AM (8hXCT)

112 Sometimes, this is all you can do......


https://youtu.be/1PIzTNI9auc

The Verve - Sit & Wonder

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

113 95 The latest acronym I've seen is this:
2SLGBTQIA+
*Guess what the "2S" stands for
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

Two Sluts?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (ynpvh)

114 Random synaptic firings:

Madame Who Dis does nothing for me...that's a first!

Who made Jen Rubin an "opinion shaper"?

When does this circus close down and leave town?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (BgMrQ)

115 Best onion rings I ever had were at The Hardware Store in Charlottesville, VA. They were served stacked up on a long spike. But that was 30 years ago and I've no idea if the place is still there.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (dfRN6)

116 "One thing about being 'woke' that the wokesters don't realize is that there's just no end to it."

The end will be reached when Our Betters put the wokesters into the labor camps. The same camps containing the white supremacists, antifa clowns, BLM leaders and followers, La Raza leaders and followers, PETA, ACLU, etc.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (AMIL/)

117 Arrgh, off very old and smelly sock!

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (iuDzg)

118 Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson were more than just radically leftist sex workers. They were among the first -- and maybe THE first -- of the militant trans lunatics. They were ahead of their time in that regard. I've always laughed that the "gay rights" movement was birthed in large part by a bunch of truly creepy, mentally-ill men pretending to be women. We have now come full circle.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (iFTx/)

119 Big Rock Candy Mountains

Rock Candy?? You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/CtDO3qBo72M

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (mZUr4)

120 Much prefer onion rings with bread crumbs opposed to batter. Maybe because I grew up with the things, also seem a bit less greasy. Used to be a place called Dairy Belle Freeze (a few locations remain in the bay area) that sold a giant bag full of onion rings for $.75. Also had chili burgers 5 for $1.00. Speaking of which, what ever happened to that chili relish they put on burgers all the time?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (wAnMi)

121 *Guess what the "2S" stands for

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)


( *waves hand frantically* )

I know!

2 spirit!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (8dYpc)

122 "There's a little white horse you can ride of course
You can jump so high you can touch the sky
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain." ...


sounds like they mean "rock cocaine"? These commies are high (on power and dreams) right now, and they will do anything for their next "fix". $5Trillion for the Green Nude Eel ... no problema. Free Income/HealthCare for all illegals forever, sure.. we can touch the sky on our big rock candy mountain.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (Cus5s)

123 The pride flag should consist of a pile of jigsaw puzzle pieces. One piece from a thousand different puzzles. To represent that they are all unique. That they don't fit in with anyone. That they are useless alone and that their insistence on being part of that pile lessens something else, somewhere else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (T7iTv)

124
Category 3 on the way, stay safe NOLa Morons!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2021


***
I'm a moron all right, and not in the AoS good way, for staying around here. I wrote earlier that I'm not worried about flooding. My concern is whether the power at my place will go out (I never had an outage with all the hurricane brushes last year), and how long it will be out.

Posted by: Betty White at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (/XOcP)

125 Milley's mustache in that school pic is exactly the reason I didn't try to wear a 'stache until my late 30s.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (nfrXX)

126 Stumbled into NYMag's Intelligencer section yesterday. Talk about being detached from reality.

The best/worst titles (I kid you not):

"Why the Media is Worse for Biden Than Trump"

"The Media Manufactured Biden's Political 'Fiasco' in Afghanistan"

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

127 A properly made batch of fresh onion rings are good enough to be properly illegal.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (faXIs)

128 121 ( *waves hand frantically* )

I know!

2 spirit!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (8dYpc)

==========

So, people with schizophrenia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

129 the wokesters don't realize is that there's just no end to it."
--------

I think they do. It's their raisin detray. It doesn't end because they don't want it to end. What fun is a gravy train with no gravy?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (KOP8q)

130 Best flag ever was the Greendale Community College flag on the sitcom Community.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

131
So just switch to a white flag. Lots of benefits
1) Contains all colors so it's inclusive
2) Won't have to keep updating for new groups
3) Great for the woke military because it can also be used to surrender.
Posted by: Dave


Try it, and France will haul you ass into the International Court at The Hague so fast it'll make your head swim!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (pNxlR)

132 93 Doesn't the color white contain all other colors? So just switch to a white flag. Lots of benefits
1) Contains all colors so it's inclusive
2) Won't have to keep updating for new groups
3) Great for the woke military because it can also be used to surrender.
Posted by: Dave at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (mXUCw)
-------
That's in light. In pigments, black contains all the other colors, and white would be racist, so black it is.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (xqRaG)

133 The latest acronym I've seen is this:
2SLGBTQIA+
*Guess what the "2S" stands for


Tsk, tsk. Someone wasn't in class last night when we learned about acronyms.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (ELgVT)

134
Rock Candy?? You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/CtDO3qBo72M
Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (mZUr4)



First thing that popped into my head......

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Flag needs another stripe for the necrophiliacs in the Taliban.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ

Kevin - that's beating a dead horse.

Literally in some cases.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (mD/uy)

136 Milley and Levine....two sides of the same perverted coin.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (sI15f)

137 130 Best flag ever was the Greendale Community College flag on the sitcom Community.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

========

Go Greendale Human Beings!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

138 Milley's mustache in that school pic is exactly the reason I didn't try to wear a 'stache until my late 30s.
___

heh

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (3BxAr)

139 So a flag you can hang upside down and no one would know. Doesnt matter whats on top. I guess thats the point.

Yawn.

What now?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (axyOa)

140 Doesn't that Brown Stripe need some blood in it?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (8C3Zl)

141 Now, I don't know what the additional stripes and shapes signify.

Profound mental illness?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (Xrfse)

142 *Guess what the "2S" stands for
Posted by: Lizzy

Two-spirit. No idea what it means.

My favorite quip when they do what they do around, or to, children is, "It was always there, in the +."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (OssQ4)

143 Mary Wickes and Frank McHugh?

Posted by: The Expert at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (JPtHE)

144 Guess what the "2S" stands for

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)


2 sick.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

145 Pretty soon the gay flag triangle is going to cover up the rainbow flag. I recall reading about what that new circle and yellow back represents - the original was the trannie flag and brown and black people. The rainbow was supposed to include everybody, but apparently they need visual confirmation. So it seems to me it's getting to be exclusive instead of inclusive.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (wAnMi)

146 That is a strange connection, surprised Milley isn't in a dress though.

Also I have to admit I don't get the Sam meme.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (r+sAi)

147 That's in light. In pigments, black contains all the other colors, and white would be racist, so black it is.
Posted by: zmdavid at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (xqRaG)

-----
It occurs to me that without the white in it, the BLM flag would be just black. It is the white in it that gives it any meaning. Not sure they thought that through?

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (VJsqe)

148 You can raise good money selling flags for your cause. You can raise a lot more if you convince your adherents that last week's model is obsolete and they need to buy the newest edition.

Posted by: f2000 at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (PWcd9)

149 you didn't like them?

it has been probably 15 years + since i had them, but they were good. especially on a road trip. perfect for driving.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:27 AM (8D42x)

next, you will be telling me you like the chili at Chili's

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (uCLWI)

150 Well, she isn't Ursa, regrettably, but that won't stop me from making my usual plea for Ursa to kidnap me and subsequently treat me as her sex slave.

Posted by: Marvin Martian at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (E2E6t)

151 The new Liberal High Priestess of New York wants to make the vaccine or mandatory testing a requirement for all teachers. We have a bunch of local teachers who are ready to walk if that happens. I don't think they realize how big an issue this is going to be. We had only mask mandates last year and very few cases of COVID. We had zero cases where there were multiple students or teachers got COVID from the same case/origin.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (8hXCT)

152 His mustache tickled!

Posted by: Rachel Devine, RT at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (8x/s2)

153 Good onion rings should be so greasy that you can see clean through your own hands after handling them.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (20dZh)

154 *Guess what the "2S" stands for
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

IDGAFLGBQ

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (KOP8q)

155 2SLGBTQIA+

Why is there no E for Ewok?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (My+Yr)

156 Greetings:

This past June, my municipal ruler hoisted the homosexual "Pride" flag on our local flagpole beneath the Star-Spangled Banner and the California State flags.

Is this legal ??? My understanding of flags would indicate no. I have no obligations to the Pride gang and indicating that it has preference over my wishes is more than somewhat disturbing.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (uuklp)

157 For the ever changing LGB thing, I prefer to say
"LGBT-Q-4-Batman Symbol".

That's my homage to Peter Griffin on Wheel of Fortune:
https://youtu.be/8o_n79BlQGA

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (mZUr4)

158 The Rachel Maddow progression pic got a huge laugh out of me.

I guess we can look forward to seeing her on NBC's Today program, giving movie reviews in the near future.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (TNyrE)

159 That's in light. In pigments, black contains all the other colors, and white would be racist, so black it is.
Posted by: zmdavid at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (xqRaG)/i]

Exactly, additive color process and subtractive color process. RGB vs CMY. So if you're looking at it on a monitor you're racist and a homophobe.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (wAnMi)

160 It's impossible to reinvade afg. Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade afg. It's impossible. We have no base, they have as good of weapons as we do now... And the million dollar question - who are you going to convince to help you and be interpreters after the Biden regime gave all their names on a kill list to the taliban? Nobody there is going to help us again

Posted by: Pudding Head at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (AApC4)

161 153 Good onion rings should be so greasy that you can see clean through your own hands after handling them.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (20dZh)

Cooked in pig fat....

Posted by: kraken at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (6Je/Q)

162 Rock Candy?? You asked for it!

Man, that takes me back. One of my all-time faves.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (Xrfse)

163 Coolest connection to me for celebrities is that Terry Bradshaw was Phil Robertson's back up QB at Louisiana Tech. He got the starting job when Robertson quit to open up his Duck call business.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (2DOZq)

164 but that won't stop me from making my usual plea for Ursa to kidnap me and subsequently treat me as her sex slave.
Posted by: Marvin Martian

You'd have to beat me to get me to do that stuff.


Wait. A. Minute. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (mD/uy)

165 Pretty soon the gay flag triangle is going to cover up the rainbow flag. I recall reading about what that new circle and yellow back represents - the original was the trannie flag and brown and black people. The rainbow was supposed to include everybody, but apparently they need visual confirmation. So it seems to me it's getting to be exclusive instead of inclusive.
Posted by: clutch cargo

The evolution of this flag over time will look like an animation of territory and conquest in an Eve Online map, ever changing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (OssQ4)

166 115 Best onion rings I ever had were at The Hardware Store in Charlottesville, VA. They were served stacked up on a long spike. But that was 30 years ago and I've no idea if the place is still there.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (dfRN6)


Worst onion rings I've had are the ones at Sonic. The batter is sweet. WTF?

In my area, good onion rings at local places are almost extinct. Places that had excellent rings twenty years ago now serve lousy ones.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (AMIL/)

167 jrubinblogger's communist masters have convinced her to eagerly participate in her own debasement and humiliation. She will now do anything they ask.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (cSyAR)

168 Did anybody notice the WH pulled yesterday's video from YT? Guessing they gave up trying to cover up the 2356k down votes vs 12 up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (wAnMi)

169 Rock Candy?? You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/CtDO3qBo72M
Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (mZUr4)


First thing that popped into my head......

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)


*returns Red Rocker fistbump!!*

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (mZUr4)

170 How far do you have to fall, how unacomplished do you have to be, where "the color that represent what I like to do with me genitals" being on a rag is important to you?

How empty of meaning is your life where "added a color for a new variety of genital amusement to a piece of cloth" is a resume line?
Posted by: Lrrr at August 27, 2021 10:25 AM


As far as my neighbors, Heather's two mommies, who have that silly flag, the rainbow, and a huge Joe Won sign in front of their house. Of course, a little farther down is the guy with the huge Trump 2024 flag, so there's hope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (m+jkK)

171 2-spirit is some allusion to supposedly native american beliefs that "non-conforming" people had a male and female spirit residing in them. It's an oddly binary belief to adopt into the cause this late.

Posted by: f2000 at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (PWcd9)

172 49 The rainbow was God's promise that he would never flood the world again.

The fact that the gays hijacked it as their 'symbol' offends me greatly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

I found it fascinating that they somehow stumbled across using God's reminder to Himself to forebear sin, to not again destroy the world in a flood. As if they feel the need to remind Him of His promise not to destoy them.

Of course, like Paul says, it's easy to mistake forebearance for forgiveness.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (2FeAz)

173 Just wait until the Hospitals make nurses get the shot, They already have staff shortages and it's gonna get worse.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Emperor Inslee already done that. All health care workers. Going to hit the Adult care industry hard. Soon to be seen on local TV stations: It's 10 pm, do you know where your parents are?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (iQd8k)

174 "Category 3 on the way, stay safe NOLa Morons!"

my hunter friend (they hunt deer here) called this morning from Houma, said it is targeted right for them.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (Cus5s)

175 rock crystal >>>>> rock candy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (uCLWI)

176 Can't remember his name, but I went to high school with the guy that was one of the first "celebrated" transexuals, he was on Donahue show in the 90s and all that stuff, he went "national". Thing was as I recall he was pretty much a decent looking guy from a good family and could have had a nice babe and family but he threw it all away. One of the first indications I had woke up in bizarro world

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (faXIs)

177 We had a local incident where some dude ripped down a rainbow flag. He was very offended they corrupted God's sign. They asked why he di it and he replied Deus Vult. Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (8hXCT)

178 The Driftwood in Cascade MT has pretty awesome onion rings. Cut to order. Great burgers, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (8C3Zl)

179 Coolest connection to me for celebrities is that Terry Bradshaw was Phil Robertson's back up QB at Louisiana Tech. He got the starting job when Robertson quit to open up his Duck call business.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (2DOZq)


Yep. Started ahead of the future #1 pick. Dude had skills.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (AVDhF)

180 why would Rachel Maddow dye her hair darker?!?! unless she was bleaching it in high school?

totally bizarre

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

181 Man, that takes me back. One of my all-time faves.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (Xrfse)


Montrose is underrated!

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (mZUr4)

182
A basketball fix? Hurl LeBron James into Kilauea. That should fix basketball.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (s2VJv)

183 rock crystal >>>>> rock candy
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (uCLWI)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

184 LGBTQ+ rights are irrelevant to communists. They are irrelevant to those who are seizing power. In due time they will be bussed to the camps because they are the ultimate parasites.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (cSyAR)

185 2-spirit is some allusion to supposedly native american beliefs that "non-conforming" people had a male and female spirit residing in them. It's an oddly binary belief to adopt into the cause this late.
Posted by: f2000 at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (PWcd9)

Oh so spirits have genders...? That won't last.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (KOP8q)

186 Told this story before. Stepdaughter had to go in for indoctrination for her previous job, diversity you know. She explained to me that if someone wakes up and says I'm a male and then a few hours later decides to be female you have to accept it/xher/xhim/whatever. I told her I would accept them as mentally handicapped. She was not amused.
Onion rings look great, since I'm missing 10 inches of colon they would cause serious issues. I'd still eat them and suffer.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (2NHgQ)

187 For those who've missed this gem, video of Meggie Mac saying "my father!" in a one minute loop.

https://tinyurl.com/pv9t5jr3

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (ptqGC)

188
Wait, was that really Richie Madoff in that first shot? Sheesh, you take one tiny lick of mish in high school and the next thing you know you look like Brains from Thunderbirds. Minus the intellect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (s2VJv)

189 >>Montrose is underrated!


There is a LOT of Montrose in the Soundgarden sound.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (8C3Zl)

190 OMG It's the Hanky Code on a flag.

Which one is for water sports?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (OssQ4)

191 First thing that popped into my head......

Same. Horde mind or are we just dating ourselves?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (iQd8k)

192 why would Rachel Maddow dye her hair darker?!?! unless she was bleaching it in high school?

totally bizarre

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

Self-hate is a helluva drug

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (KOP8q)

193 2S = SS

QED

Posted by: Marvin Martian at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (E2E6t)

194 Best onion rings I ever had were at The Hardware Store in Charlottesville, VA. They were served stacked up on a long spike. But that was 30 years ago and I've no idea if the place is still there.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:32 AM (dfRN6)

Worst onion rings I've had are the ones at Sonic. The batter is sweet. WTF?
In my area, good onion rings at local places are almost extinct. Places that had excellent rings twenty years ago now serve lousy ones.
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2021 10:37 AM (AMIL/)


Not a fan of any of the batters - I've had some beer batter that's good, but still prefer straight up bread crumbs. I want to taste the onion, not the batter. The 2 best places in my area now are Habit Burger and Mr. Falafel. Mr. Falafel has the best french fries by a country mile as well. Habit burger is my favorite of the "chains". The worst ones I've ever had were at a burger king, I have no idea WTF they were supposed to be. I think it was some sort of onion paste cast in a ring, then covered with bread crumbs. One. Bite. Glad to be boycotting them for years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (wAnMi)

195 >>> It's impossible to reinvade afg. Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade afg. It's impossible. We have no base, they have as good of weapons as we do now... And the million dollar question - who are you going to convince to help you and be interpreters after the Biden regime gave all their names on a kill list to the taliban? Nobody there is going to help us again
Posted by: Pudding Head at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (AApC4)


Hey Leon, here's an airplane ticket. You go knock yourself out asshole. It's on me.

On a related note, would you happen to have any children that can tote a rifle?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (20dZh)

196
Montrose is underrated!
Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (mZUr4)


When Ronnie died, they did a tribute on Axis TV. Sammy said they met when Sammy answered an ad in the paper. He showed up and knocked on the door. Ronnie answered and they talked for a minute. He asked Sammy "You got any songs?" "Yeah, I got a couple..." The stage band started playing Bad Motor Scooter.

Not a bad thing to show up with.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

197 192 why would Rachel Maddow dye her hair darker?!?! unless she was bleaching it in high school?

totally bizarre

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)

Self-hate is a helluva drug
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (KOP8q)

========

Look at those roots in the high school picture. She's not a natural blonde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

198 A black flag also has every possible color.

I add my picture in white so they know I'm an ally.

Pure coincidence I look like a skull with crossed bones ...

Posted by: Lrrr at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (jIL4c)

199 Eventually, the evil that you feed in your heart comes to the surface.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (xopIz)

200 There is a LOT of Montrose in the Soundgarden sound.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (8C3Zl)


Which contributes to the awesomeness of Soundgarden

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (mZUr4)

201 183 rock crystal >>>>> rock candy
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (uCLWI)


*fistbump*
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 27, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Hunter probably thinks rock crystal comes in quartz

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (uCLWI)

202 Original last lyric from "The Big Rock Candy Mountain" song was a warning to avoid taking to the road lest the ute become a hobo's whore to be buggered until his ass was sore, was omitted in the 1928 recording by Harry McClintock. Cleaned up for public consumption.

Lot of sodomy in those Hobo camps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (R/m4+)

203 >>Which contributes to the awesomeness of Soundgarden


Indeed.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (8C3Zl)

204 Oh so spirits have genders...? That won't last.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (KOP8q)

If you think that spirits don't have genders you're antiscience.
If you think that people have spirits then you're antiscience.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (2FeAz)

205 For those who've missed this gem, video of Meggie Mac saying "my father!" in a one minute loop.

https://tinyurl.com/pv9t5jr3
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (ptqGC)


Or, the 47 stages of botox, plastic surgery and breast implants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Guess what the "2S" stands for

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)


I'm gonna claim it stands for Super-Straight. If anyone disagrees then they are a hating hater who hates.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (T7iTv)

207 At the end of the day all of those flags will merge into the soviet hammer and sickle, which is the whole purpose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (r+sAi)

208 All three of those flags can be used to fabricate makeshift parachutes for the Flying Gaylendas base-jumping from Kabul rooftops during the next few months.

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (Ti+Tv)

209 1 2-spirit is some allusion to supposedly native american beliefs that "non-conforming" people had a male and female spirit residing in them. It's an oddly binary belief to adopt into the cause this late.
Posted by: f2000 at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM


My people used every part of the spirit.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (My+Yr)

210 When Ronnie died, they did a tribute on Axis TV. Sammy said they met when Sammy answered an ad in the paper. He showed up and knocked on the door. Ronnie answered and they talked for a minute. He asked Sammy "You got any songs?" "Yeah, I got a couple..." The stage band started playing Bad Motor Scooter.

Not a bad thing to show up with.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)


That's awesome -- had not heard that

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (mZUr4)

211 The fact that the gays hijacked it as their 'symbol' offends me greatly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)


At least it's not a proper rainbow, but still. The left has an unending need to hijack all the things we value. It's no fun to actually create from scratch. Their idea of creation is to taint what exists and bend it to fit their ideals. We need to start taking back our language before it too is gone. Or shooting. Shooting also works.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (wAnMi)

212 Yeah, I was pretty hot.

Posted by: Gene Shalit at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (pbStR)

213 I found one place that really does have great food. I've always had it delivered so no idea what it looks like. They do beer battered onion rings and they are so good. They also do a pulled pork slider with bourbon coleslaw. I haven't tried anything else because those two items are perfect.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (5HBd1)

214 Megan is a cake whisperer.

Posted by: My-T-Fine Pudding at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (buTO7)

215 Montrose is underrated!

Dude could play.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (Xrfse)

216 Look at those roots in the high school picture. She's not a natural blonde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

Not my point. She could look better than she does.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (KOP8q)

217 Same. Horde mind or are we just dating ourselves?
Posted by: Sock Monkey

If you date yourself, that's a separate color on the flag.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (mD/uy)

218 150 Well, she isn't Ursa, regrettably, but that won't stop me from making my usual plea for Ursa to kidnap me and subsequently treat me as her sex slave.

Posted by: Marvin Martian at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (E2E6t)


Wait, you fantasize about being manhandled by a *bear*?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (8dYpc)

219 garrett. Thanks for the tip on the Driftwood Bar and Grill. Sounds like a day trip for the hubby and I.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (2NHgQ)

220 why would Rachel Maddow dye her hair darker?!?! unless she was bleaching it in high school?

totally bizarre

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)
***
She has to work to make herself look gay.
An attractive girl. I've read that many younger women who discover they are lesbians (up to 70% depending on what you are readng) do so after a significant emotional and tragic event in their lives. Typically it is being molested by someone they trusted. I have often wondered if that was the case with Maddow.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (axyOa)

221
Which contributes to the awesomeness of Soundgarden
Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2021 10:42 AM (mZUr4)


My uncle stopped and helped them fix their PoS bus outside Chicago in the 70's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

222 General Milley and Rachel Levine are probably still friends. I would not be surprised if he consults her about combating male white rage.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (NpAcC)

223 The freckled redhead with generous sideboob/cleavage doesn't really care about the two-spirit addition to the alphabet soup:
https://is.gd/oBt00y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (Jsjd7)

224 Meggie Mac is Ben Domenech's third wife. I wonder how long she'll last? Ah, who am I kidding. She's rich and she's given him a baby daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

225 211 The fact that the gays hijacked it as their 'symbol' offends me greatly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)


Agreed

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (cSyAR)

226 I think it was some sort of onion paste cast in a ring, then covered with bread crumbs. One. Bite. Glad to be boycotting them for years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:41 AM (wAnMi)

-----
That's exactly what they are. It's a sad but accurate commentary on modern life that BK finds it cheaper to grind up the onions, extrude them out of a metal teat into a ring shape and bread that than just cutting an onion and breading it.

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (VJsqe)

227 There is a LOT of Montrose in the Soundgarden sound.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM (8C3Zl)

Montrose is the name of Houston's gay district .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (2DOZq)

228 The latest acronym I've seen is this:

2SLGBTQIA+

*Guess what the "2S" stands for
Posted by: Lizzy

Super Straight?
lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (4zA5e)

229 Onion rings are like cold fried chicken at a picnic.

Great concept. Generally disappointing results.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (xopIz)

230 General Milley and Rachel Levine are probably still friends. I would not be surprised if he consults her about combating male white rage.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (NpAcC)

-------------------


And the art of tucking.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (ptqGC)

231 We had a local incident where some dude ripped down a rainbow flag. He was very offended they corrupted God's sign. They asked why he di it and he replied Deus Vult. Lol
Posted by: Marcus T

Aldofo Martinez was sentenced to 16 years in prison in Iowa for stealing a church's rainbow flag and burning it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (iQd8k)

232 A black flag also has every possible color.
I add my picture in white so they know I'm an ally.
Pure coincidence I look like a skull with crossed bones
swords...

FIFY

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (nfrXX)

233 >>Dude could play.


He isrtight up there with the best of the Riff masters. Not quite an Iommi...but Angus couldn't touch him, imo.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (8C3Zl)

234
The ocean liner companies run that flag up the mast for the cuck cruises.

When the ships dock at Fire Island, David French watches it ripple in the breeze and is moved to tears as he murmurs "ahoy, Liberty... ahoy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (rZA2o)

235 Wait, you fantasize about being manhandled by a *bear*?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (8dYpc)


You bet your ass.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (AVDhF)

236 216 Look at those roots in the high school picture. She's not a natural blonde.


which means in HS or college or whenever that was she was probably having to do AT LEAST a triple process to get that blonde. she was taking half a day to make that blonde happen!

then suddenly ... what!??! I guess she gave up and went lesbo is what. the boys weren't biting?

sometimes you just can't get over the "personality" part I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (j9HX3)

237 Onion strings > Onion rings

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (2DOZq)

238 Stupid left wing ( but of course) gaming streams Twitch has 9 flag emotes for various perversions. Probably that number will go up every update...

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (uUDKV)

239 For those who've missed this gem, video of Meggie Mac saying "my father!" in a one minute loop.

https://tinyurl.com/pv9t5jr3
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Very well done. What painful research to conduct.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (CTJwJ)

240 Phil Robertson did the eulogy at Dusty Hill's funeral.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (3/XaG)

241 Truthfully, Nathan's (the coney island hot dog place) makes the best frozen onion rings I've found.

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:29 AM
------------------
Concur.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (PUOGq)

242 Same. Horde mind or are we just dating ourselves?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:40 AM


Who's pays for the first date?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (My+Yr)

243 The freckled redhead with generous sideboob/cleavage doesn't really care about the two-spirit addition to the alphabet soup:
https://is.gd/oBt00y
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (Jsjd7)



The link misspelled booty, even tho there isn't one in the shot.

That being said, TAKE MY SOUL!!! PLEASE!!!!

Damn....she cute.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

244 223 The freckled redhead with generous sideboob/cleavage doesn't really care about the two-spirit addition to the alphabet soup:
https://is.gd/oBt00y
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (Jsjd7)

I hope she has some sunblock or she will be in a world of pain.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (cSyAR)

245 Flags must feed on blood like Hellraiser movie if they are to live through time.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 27, 2021 10:46 AM (b6XqY)

246 >>Thanks for the tip on the Driftwood Bar and Grill. Sounds like a day trip for the hubby and I.


Don't worry about a dress code...
but there is nothing better in the area for a propper burger and rings.
One of the best parts of fishing the lower section of the Missouri.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (8C3Zl)

247 231 But burning the American flag is free speech. I guess the problem is he stole the flag....

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (uUDKV)

248 Levine to Milley -- "if you don't push the gay pride agenda, I'll release that pic of you and me kissing in the locker room". (hence, Woke Milley perverting our military?)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (Cus5s)

249 224 Meggie Mac is Ben Domenech's third wife. I wonder how long she'll last?
---
Till the cake runs out

Posted by: My-T-Fine Pudding at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (buTO7)

250 216 Look at those roots in the high school picture. She's not a natural blonde.


actually no those roots are not dark roots
they are normal for a natural blonde (maybe she was lightening, but if her hair naturally was darker than medium brown she'd have ROOTS like serious roots.)

I'm kind of an expert I have really dark hair and kept it blonde for YEARS. ha ha until my scalp got really messed up from all the processing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (j9HX3)

251

And the art of tucking.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (ptqGC)



That's the book written by that Donald Tramp guy, right?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

252 General Milley and Rachel Levine are probably still friends. I would not be surprised if he consults her about combating male white rage.
Posted by: redridinghood
___

Him.

I don't care what Levine prefers, he's a guy.

He, him, his.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (3BxAr)

253 @SkyNews 5m

BREAKING: Three British nationals were among the 95 killed in the terror attack outside Kabul airport.

Foreign Secretary confirmed two British nationals and the child of another British national were killed by yesterday's attack, with two more injured.

https://tinyurl.com/yetzgl9n

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (cF8AT)

254 you will be telling me you like the chili at Chili's
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2021 10:35 AM (uCLWI)

honest to god,...

i didn't know they HAVE chili there...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (8D42x)

255 If you date yourself, that's a separate color on the flag.
Posted by: Tonypete

If I date myself do I have to respect myself in the morning?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (iQd8k)

256 I hope she has some sunblock or she will be in a world of pain.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

I volunteer to slather slippery, cooling stuff all over her.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (mD/uy)

257 >>i didn't know they HAVE chili there...


It's not real chili.





No carrots.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (8C3Zl)

258

Steve Smith of Jean Luc Ponty was playing some insane jazz-rock drums, more rock than jazz, with Montrose opening for Journey, they saw him and recruited him for the band.

Space Station 5 is one of the great rock songs. Denny Carmassi on drums, that riff kicks major ass.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (svg5M)

259 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

260 https://is.gd/oBt00y
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021

I hope she has some sunblock or she will be in a world of pain.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021


***
I'll make sure she has plenty of shade.

Posted by: Betty White at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (/XOcP)

261 Do you think Levine was center to Milley's QB or visa versa?/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (r+sAi)

262 "I guess the problem is he stole the flag...."

prison time for stealing a flag? oh, "hate crime". Obviously it is malicious prosecution. Add it to a long list of victims.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (Cus5s)

263
Meggie Mac is Ben Domenech's third wife. I wonder how long she'll last?
---
Till the cake runs out
Posted by: My-T-Fine Pudding at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (buTO7)
----
Well, that'll be the end of their marriage, because it'll be the end of Domenech. The cops will just find a pile of offal and some bone splinters on the floor of their kitchen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (rZA2o)

264 I have a lot of anxiety. I had to put on the mask to go in my favorite running store yesterday. In about 2 minutes I had to run out the door and rip off the mask. Ended up sitting on the ground outside the door and a young lady brought out shoes for me to try.

I know it is mental and I so worry what it is doing to little kids.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (yrol0)

265 >>I know!

2 spirit!



Correctamundo!
I like how they put it first because this is for indigenous peoples and they were scared to tack it onto the end, might look like they didn't care enough. LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (bDqIh)

266 If I date myself do I have to respect myself in the morning?
Posted by: Sock Monkey

'Respect you in the morning? Hell, I don't respect you now!"

-- Heard during a live Rodney Dangerfield show

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (mD/uy)

267
Just replace the "pride" flag with a Jackson Pollock painting and your future proof.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (CEdW0)

268 garrett. Haven't found a restaurant with a dress code yet in the Missoula/Bitteroot area. Must be dining in the wrong places.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (2NHgQ)

269 I am grilling up a hot dog for lunch, so I guess I am beating inflation today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)

270 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x
___

Bless her heart.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (3BxAr)

271 It's impossible to reinvade afg. Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade afg. It's impossible. We have no base, they have as good of weapons as we do now... And the million dollar question - who are you going to convince to help you and be interpreters after the Biden regime gave all their names on a kill list to the taliban? Nobody there is going to help us again
Posted by: Pudding Head at August 27, 2021 10:36 AM (AApC4)

Build it. Launch it. Problem solved:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Crowbar

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (JHX+o)

272 Even in HS Rachel had that linebacker's neck. Face was kinda cute though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (GQ5VU)

273 ( types deletes thoughts about woke soldier dyke)

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (uUDKV)

274 The black is for necrophilia, yellow is for urophilia. Which color is for pedophilia?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (ts6Zs)

275
Meggie Mac saying "my father!" in a one minute loop.

https://tinyurl.com/pv9t5jr3
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Very well done. What painful research to conduct.
Posted by: t-bird


After a few seconds it sounds more like a loop from a morning farm report -- "... my fodder, my fodder, my fodder ..."

Keep those udders full nearly to bursting with the preferred feed of Meggie Mac, "My Father's Fodder"! Superior yields, guaranteed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (pNxlR)

276 I know it is mental and I so worry what it is doing to little kids.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (yrol0)

Not mental .. I can't breathe in masks either

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (I2VcN)

277 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)


Further fuels my theory that women slurping woman juice go batshit mental.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

278 If I date myself do I have to respect myself in the morning?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM


Just kiss your cheek and walk away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (My+Yr)

279 No carrots.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (8C3Zl)


I mentioned this before - a friend who lives in Northern Ireland sent a photo of some chili he made. With mushrooms.
I said that's nice, but realize that can get you put in jail or even killed in some states here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (wAnMi)

280 If you think that spirits don't have genders you're antiscience.
If you think that people have spirits then you're antiscience.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 10:43 AM (2FeAz)

I don't even know what's happening anymore.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (KOP8q)

281 Haven't found a restaurant with a dress code yet in the Missoula/Bitteroot area. Must be dining in the wrong places.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2021


***
I presume they do insist on a shirt and pants of some kind, so that's a *sort* of dress code.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (/XOcP)

282 269 3 cents less than last year!

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (uUDKV)

283 >>Haven't found a restaurant with a dress code yet in the Missoula/Bitteroot area. Must be dining in the wrong places.


Wouldn't matter. The hayseeds would still walk in with their high heeled boots covered in shit.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (8C3Zl)

284 He isrtight up there with the best of the Riff masters. Not quite an Iommi...but Angus couldn't touch him, imo.

+1

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (Xrfse)

285 Further fuels my theory that women slurping woman juice go batshit mental.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)


I'd like to see a study on that with a proper control group.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (wAnMi)

286 I presume they do insist on a shirt and pants of some kind, so that's a *sort* of dress code.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (/XOcP)
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Heh. Reminds me of a gas station I stopped at in Missouri. The sign on the door said, "No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service."

It makes me wonder how many Morons live in the service area...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (Jsjd7)

287 "Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade"

Tinfoil hat on...

This whole thing was done on purpose to get us to re-invade and re-occupy the country for another 20 years. The money ran out for Afgnaistan and the military industrial complex needed a boost of funing

Tinfoil hat off....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (GQ5VU)

288 The best onion rings here in my small town are at the Sonic Drive-in

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (mpXpK)

289 287 "Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade"

Tinfoil hat on...

This whole thing was done on purpose to get us to re-invade and re-occupy the country for another 20 years. The money ran out for Afgnaistan and the military industrial complex needed a boost of funing

Tinfoil hat off....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (GQ5VU)

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What have I been saying for two weeks? Oh, right, we'll have at least 10,000 troops in Afghanistan in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

290 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

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It's Pat.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (ptqGC)

291 The point of leftwing politics is power, so in theory there is an end state that looks something like Stalin's Soviet Union.

BUT...you can't keep that sort of state functioning without constant terror. So...even then there will constantly be NEW leftwing "virtues" that you must adhere to. And if you don't well...obviously you are a Trotsky-ite!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (DpkTQ)

292 What have I been saying for two weeks? Oh, right, we'll have at least 10,000 troops in Afghanistan in 2024.

Or we could just nuke the place

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (I2VcN)

293 The Driftwood in Cascade MT has pretty awesome onion rings. Cut to order. Great burgers, too.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:38 AM (8C3Zl)

Is that steakhouse in Ulm a good one?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (JHX+o)

294 If re invasion was the plan they would have kept Bagram. The scary thing is they really had NO plan.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (uUDKV)

295 I presume they do insist on a shirt and pants of some kind, so that's a *sort* of dress code.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (/XOcP)

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And no belt buckles less than 6" across

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (VJsqe)

296 garrett. Haven't found a restaurant with a dress code yet in the Missoula/Bitteroot area. Must be dining in the wrong places.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM


Have you tried wearing white fur-lined Crocs loaded with bling in any of them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (My+Yr)

297 But burning the American flag is free speech. I guess the problem is he stole the flag....
Posted by: steevy

Hate crime. Using that logic, same could be said of burning Old Glory but logic is inconvenient.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (iQd8k)

298 269 I am grilling up a hot dog for lunch, so I guess I am beating inflation today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)

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At least you have the luxury of grilling. My pleb status has reduced me to boiling hot dogs.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (TNyrE)

299 I wonder how Papa McCain felt about his daughter becoming some dude's third wife?

Posted by: mr tmz at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (m/Gc2)

300 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

Further fuels my theory that women slurping woman juice go batshit mental.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

Antifa Bitch in a military uniform. This is a case for preemption.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (2DOZq)

301 BUT...you can't keep that sort of state functioning without constant terror. So...even then there will constantly be NEW leftwing "virtues" that you must adhere to. And if you don't well...obviously you are a Trotsky-ite!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (DpkTQ)
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Constant low-grade terror is necessary to maintain control in totalitarian systems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (Jsjd7)

302 "So, people with schizophrenia?"

No. the demonically possessed.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (xopIz)

303 Charlie The Unicorn Goes to Candy Mountain

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

304
Further fuels my theory that women slurping woman juice go batshit mental.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

Like how feeding beef to cattle causes BSE? Munchboxen Syndrome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (rZA2o)

305
I don't even know what's happening anymore.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (KOP8q)

When Jesus said that a foolish man builds his house on shifting sand, I think He may have had some of this in mind.

The sand, it shifts. And a whole lot of young people are building their lives on it.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (2FeAz)

306 I'd be surprised if a California girl who played volleyball and swam did *not* have blonde hair. That's a lot of sunshine. You can see from her high school pic that it's going to turn lighter brown when she leaves the state.

Now, why she decides to get a perm before 2027 is another question.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (9Fwwf)

307 298 269 I am grilling up a hot dog for lunch, so I guess I am beating inflation today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)

Don't forget the ketchup

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (I2VcN)

308 The best onion rings here in my small town are at the Sonic Drive-in
Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 10:52 AM (mpXpK)


Somebody upthread mentioned the worst they've had were at Sonic. Where my Sonic is I need to drive past Habit Burger (Or Luu Tung Kee Noodle), so I've never been.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (wAnMi)

309 All the resturuants in my town require shirt, pants, and shoes. Its a city law.

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (mpXpK)

310 It's Pat.

I don't understand this comment. Is she some well-know LARPer or something?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (nfrXX)

311 Cake. Whisperer....great name for a bakery.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (b6XqY)

312 How would we hold a base in AF? There's no Afghan government now, just the Taliban.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (5HBd1)

313 I like how they put it first because this is for indigenous peoples and they were scared to tack it onto the end, might look like they didn't care enough. LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (bDqIh)

Yeah that's very funny

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (KOP8q)

314 Like how feeding beef to cattle causes BSE? Munchboxen Syndrome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (rZA2o)
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Well, I don't think that "Munchboxen Syndrome" is going to be topped today. Roll it up, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (Jsjd7)

315 General Milley and Rachel Levine are probably still friends. I would not be surprised if he consults her about combating male white rage.

Also, the latest on the best way to suck d*ck.

Posted by: Gen Milley at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (DpkTQ)

316 231 But burning the American flag is free speech. I guess the problem is he stole the flag....
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (uUDKV)

He should have burned the church and the flag and stated he felt "oppressed".

Then the court would have released him on his own recognizance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (R/m4+)

317 The best type of onion rings are ones that are done in batter - not breaded. Just west of Baltimore, in Catonsville MD there is a sub shop - Mr G's. They have been the best for all my life. They have changed ownership, but kept the recipe. Yum!

Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (aQ25I)

318 Schlichter's running gag about the "Pride Flag" in his books is proving to be rather on the nose.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (OUMaO)

319 I am grilling up a hot dog for lunch, so I guess I am beating inflation today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)


"You fired up the grill for ONE HOT DOG?!?"

- That woman from that commercial

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

320 Don't forget the ketchup
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (I2VcN)
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I don't have any. It's gonna be brown mustard and horseradish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (Jsjd7)

321 299 I wonder how Papa McCain felt about his daughter becoming some dude's third wife?

Shocked and relieved someone would marry that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (I2VcN)

322 This video has been all over SM this morning - Soldier threatening to kill citizens because martial law. Oddly, a lot of vets chiming in suggesting that perhaps she doesn't realize they've had the same training.

https://tinyurl.com/4umkpt4x
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)
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Hhmmm...this seems "off to me. I wonder if it is legit? If there really is a SSG Bronson, she'd be standing in front of my desk deciding to accept an Article 15 or go for Court Martial.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)

323 65 Peggy Cass and Allen Ludden
Posted by: JT at August 27, 2021 10:28 AM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (qe5CM)

324 "You fired up the grill for ONE HOT DOG?!?"

- That woman from that commercial
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yup. I did. It's my propane to waste. I am only using one burner, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (Jsjd7)

325 Why is Pfizer vaccine called Comirnaty?

The meaning behind the name 'Comirnaty' Comirnaty is an agglomeration of the words "Covid-19 immunity" and "mRNA," the latter indicating the technology that makes the vaccine work. As a whole, the word is intended to evoke "community," a Brand Institute executive said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (RHGPo)

326 >>Is that steakhouse in Ulm a good one?


I haven't been in there. The Beef 'n Bone or some shit?

I usually sneak through Augusta and Chocteau and if I want a Steak I grab it up by Shelby ...forget the name of the place.
Just east of Shelby on the RR Tracks.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:56 AM (8C3Zl)

327 Just kiss your cheek and walk away.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Guess that explains why I can't remember my phone number.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:56 AM (iQd8k)

328 The chief of security for the taliban in kabul is a wanted terrorist with a $5 million bounty on his head.


What could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 27, 2021 10:56 AM (JUOKG)

329
Like how feeding beef to cattle causes BSE? Munchboxen Syndrome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (rZA2o)



Boom.

Imma have to remember that. Munchboxen....LOL

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Pat was a SNL skit about a sexually ambiguous person.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (5HBd1)

331 the scary part about that dumbass chick is she is not the only one who thinks that way in the military, she didn't come to film that without talking with a bunch of others. We are their enemy, these are the type of people they recruit now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (r+sAi)

332 Someone was mentioning the other day about the disparity between Ike and Milley's dress uniform and displayed decoration. I believe it was also brought up about the similarity between Milley and the old Soviet officer's displays.

One thing that was distinctly American (and possibly Western) was a distinct sense of humility. A Man does not brag about his accomplishments- and other men respect him more and more for it the more awesome he is. George Washington. Audie Murphy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (csEWM)

333 294 If re invasion was the plan they would have kept Bagram. The scary thing is they really had NO plan.
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (uUDKV)

___

Would it be that hard to re-take it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (GQ5VU)

334 Munchboxen Syndrome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM


Shut 'er down, folks. We have a winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (m+jkK)

335 This video of our abandoned Bagram base is must-see. It's by Richard Engel of NBC, but it's good/sad/anger inducing.

https://tinyurl.com/3mw76cnj

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (ptqGC)

336 "Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade"

I mean, do you really want to pay retail for your opium?

Posted by: The CIA at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (pbStR)

337 Sweet Baby Ray's makes a "Secret Sauce" that is very similar to onion ring dipping sauce. Kind of horseradishey. That type of sauce is a necessity for onion rings.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (KOP8q)

338 Watched a crime show where group of thugs kidnapped , robbed and executed a guy . The trigger guy got life but his older brother who ordered the kill only got 14 years.

16 years for stealing and burning a flag is outrageous.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (2DOZq)

339 Screw onion rings... go with Funions.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (BFigT)

340 I believe it was also brought up about the similarity between Milley and the old Soviet officer's displays.

__

That asshole is close to North Korean general level with his medals.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (GQ5VU)

341 A Man does not brag about his accomplishments- and other men respect him more and more for it the more awesome he is. George Washington. Audie Murphy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Right. Listen to any MOH awardee - it's never me, me, me. They always talk about the other men in their unit.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (mD/uy)

342 >>Munchboxen Syndrome.


This is fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (8C3Zl)

343 So is she (or someone else) cupping her boob in pic 5?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (kl0Wi)

344 Aldofo Martinez was sentenced to 16 years in prison in Iowa for stealing a church's rainbow flag and burning it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (iQd8k)

Quadcopter fitted with a flame thrower FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (JHX+o)

345 After a few seconds it sounds more like a loop from a morning farm report -- "... my fodder, my fodder, my fodder ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (pNxlR)


"Yonder lies the castle of my fodder."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (8dYpc)

346 Antifa Bitch in a military uniform. This is a case for preemption.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (2DOZq)


Unfortunately, the military is probably full with these types thanks to shits like Milley. I saw a gab several months back of some very well armed antifa types at the rifle range practicing with their sniper rifles claiming military ties. Special rifles, special ammo. No doubt they'll manage well in urban environments. Game changes as soon as they're out of the cities. They also forget about stepping on the toes of gangs. Los Angeles should be a hoot.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (wAnMi)

347 Weirdly, my wife hates onions but loves onion rings.

Never have figured that out, unless it's the breading and deep fryer working its magic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (V6f9+)

348 @JaniceDean 48m

There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.


Stay safe Louisiana morons!

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (cF8AT)

349 Right. Listen to any MOH awardee - it's never me, me, me. (mD/uy)

___

What a bunch of weirdos.

Posted by: President Baracka CaCa at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (GQ5VU)

350 Just when you thought the pervert flag couldn't get any uglier.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (NXZ4e)

351 344 Aldofo Martinez was sentenced to 16 years in prison in Iowa for stealing a church's rainbow flag and burning it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 10:45 AM (iQd8k)


Seems a bit harsh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (8dYpc)

352 317 The best type of onion rings are ones that are done in batter - not breaded. Just west of Baltimore, in Catonsville MD there is a sub shop - Mr G's. They have been the best for all my life. They have changed ownership, but kept the recipe. Yum!

best ones i've had were at crown burger in salt lick city, but it's been 20 years or so since i ate there.

there's a local place, golden ox, that used to have similar onion rings, but the last time i had them they were crunchy and tasted like fish.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (v3pYe)

353 "They could probably solve the problem with a single additional stripe for 'narcisexuals', which are people who choose bizarre sexualities for the attention."

Can't they just make the whole thing a reflective silver color with, say, a mirrored sheen to it and be done with it?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (SOV+T)

354 339 Screw onion rings... go with Funions.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2021 10:57 AM (BFigT)

Under certain circumstances, I rate this as true. Onion rings can vary WILDLY in quality. Funions? You know exactly what you are going to get.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (csEWM)

355 Outback Bloomin Onion is damn good. Only reason that place is worth going to really

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (uUDKV)

356 If re invasion was the plan they would have kept Bagram. The scary thing is they really had NO plan.

If we had kept Bagram and $85 billion in equipment, there would be no re-invasion, no refugees, no bombings, no evacuation. Everything would have proceeded smoothly. That's why I think re-invasion was the plan.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (2nFxy)

357 2 Spirit?
lmao. just wow after looking that one up.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (4zA5e)

358 >>crunchy and tasted like fish.


What is Jen Rubin?

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (8C3Zl)

359 They could probably solve the problem with a single additional stripe for 'narcisexuals', which are people who choose bizarre sexualities for the attention.
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That needs disambiguation. It could also mean people who only have sex on, for or with narcotics...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (Jsjd7)

360 @JaniceDean 48m

There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

Stay safe Louisiana morons!
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021


***
My employer needs to wise up and tell us all to go home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (/XOcP)

361 Him.

I don't care what Levine prefers, he's a guy.

He, him, his.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 10:47 AM (3BxAr)

This!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (JHX+o)

362 345 After a few seconds it sounds more like a loop from a morning farm report -- "... my fodder, my fodder, my fodder ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 10:50 AM (pNxlR)

"Yonder lies the castle of my fodder."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (8dYpc)


"Hak, I heah da cannons roah"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (PiwSw)

363 I can't see how a sentient being could say what Jonathan Chait said.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (cSyAR)

364 358 >>crunchy and tasted like fish.


What is Jen Rubin?
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (8C3Zl)

___

Close it up.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (GQ5VU)

365 The rainbow was God's promise that he would never flood the world again.

The fact that the gays hijacked it as their 'symbol' offends me greatly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

I started rethinking about alot of the Bible school I went to in the early 90s. I read a few years ago how some bishops were trying to be more inclusive around that time by putting rainbow banners around churches. The sanctuary during Bible school week would be filled with rainbows, ostensibly for Noah's Ark, but could they have been promoting something else especially with the older kids. With the priest abuse scandals going on at the time, and not yet blown open, I think there was something happening.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (cqAUI)

366 >crunchy and tasted like fish.


What is Jen Rubin?
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (8C3Zl)


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Mick Jagger looks at her and says, DAYUM that's a big ass mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

367 342 >>Munchboxen Syndrome.


This is fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (8C3Zl)

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So will watching lesbian pr0n lead to Munchboxen by Proxy?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (kl0Wi)

368 What is Jen Rubin?
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (8C3Zl)
+++
Man. *Two* solid candidates for threadwinner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (Jsjd7)

369 If we had kept Bagram and $85 billion in equipment, there would be no re-invasion, no refugees, no bombings, no evacuation. Everything would have proceeded smoothly. That's why I think re-invasion was the plan.
Posted by: t-bird


Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (OCTRt)

370 I use to like rainbows because they were colorful now I only associate them with being gay.

Although, I do see a doctor that I always thought was gay because she wears a rainbow watch, socks and shoes. Then last year she told me she's pregnant and showed me a picture of her husband.
I was shocked.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (NpAcC)

371 How would we hold a base in AF? There's no Afghan government now, just the Taliban.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 10:54 AM (5HBd1)

Same way we did before we abandoned it.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (2DOZq)

372 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)

373 So will watching lesbian pr0n lead to Munchboxen by Proxy?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (kl0Wi)

LOL!

And now I know what I'm doing this weekend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (V6f9+)

374 370 Her husband is Pat?

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (uUDKV)

375 If you see them only as a fascist franchise managers...it's easier to throat punch.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (b6XqY)

376 OK.

Martinez had two previous felony convictions, meaning that under Iowa law, he was sentenced as an "habitual offender." It was this legal provision, triggered by the hate crime charge, that multiplied his prison sentence to 15 years.

Via Snopes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (8dYpc)

377 >>> Weirdly, my wife hates onions but loves onion rings.

Never have figured that out, unless it's the breading and deep fryer working its magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (V6f9+)


My wife is the same. If they forget to take the onions off, per her instruction, of whatever she's having she will meticulously pick every single one out and pile them up on the side of her plate. But she loves onion rings.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (ZOfsH)

378 Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (OCTRt)

-----
Well we won't be alone! Our allies will be right there with us!

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (VJsqe)

379 Leaving behind $85B = the military has to spend $85B on new toys. The CEOs of Lockheed and Boeing are creaming themselves right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (GQ5VU)

380 372 Its a tax
John Roberts

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (uUDKV)

381 373 So will watching lesbian pr0n lead to Munchboxen by Proxy?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (kl0Wi)

LOL!

And now I know what I'm doing this weekend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (V6f9+)

========

Watching Blade Runner?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)

382 294 If re invasion was the plan they would have kept Bagram. The scary thing is they really had NO plan.
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 10:53 AM (uUDKV)

I would like to say that this is all cover for some grand conspiracy on Biden's part because that would at least mean that we had a competent, albeit corrupt, government. But yeah, you're right. There was no plan.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (2FeAz)

383 Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM (OCTRt)
++++
We can build new stuff. It's accretive to GDP...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (Jsjd7)

384 Hhmmm...this seems "off to me. I wonder if it is legit? If there really is a SSG Bronson, she'd be standing in front of my desk deciding to accept an Article 15 or go for Court Martial.
Posted by: Diogenes
___

I'm sure she's being FOIA'd as we speak.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (3BxAr)

385 372 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)

No, and more importantly they do not care.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (csEWM)

386 Any time you get french fries or onion rings that tastes like fish it means some clue-less idiot fried fish in the deep fat fryer and didn't replace the grease. Don't eat there again.

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (mpXpK)

387 372 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)

___

Legal? LOL. Come on, it's 2021, legal is whatever the left says is legal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (GQ5VU)

388 @JaniceDean 48m

There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

Stay safe Louisiana morons!
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021


***
On my employer's emergency page, they had to slip in a line, "Be sure you have hand sanitizers and face coverings in your emergency kit." Yeah, right, as I dog-paddle for my life in the middle of a flood, I'm gonna be worrying about a face diaper.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)

389 Big magazine sale on CDNN, if you need spare pistol or rilfe mags. Most of them are $20

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (V6f9+)

390 My wife is the same. If they forget to take the onions off, per her instruction, of whatever she's having she will meticulously pick every single one out and pile them up on the side of her plate. But she loves onion rings.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:03 A

I'm not crazy about raw onions (unless salted and rinsed), but I love them cooked. The more caramelized the better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

391 No carrots.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 10:48 AM (8C3Zl)

I mentioned this before - a friend who lives in Northern Ireland sent a photo of some chili he made. With mushrooms.
I said that's nice, but realize that can get you put in jail or even killed in some states here.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 10:51 AM (wAnMi)

work had a chili cookoff a couple years ago. there were a number of entries, but the oddest one was by some of the indians (dot not feather) at work. full of veggies, no meat, and not chili sauce.

but it was good. not chili, but really good.

ad hot as hell, as indian food can be...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (8D42x)

392 Oops. Close tags ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

393 Mick Jagger looks at her and says, DAYUM that's a big ass mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)


And he should know. He once sang backup on one of Carly Simon's hit songs. Now *that* woman has a mouth you can fit a phone booth in sideways.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (8dYpc)

394 If you drown in a flood the cause of death will still be COVID

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (uUDKV)

395 So is she (or someone else) cupping her boob in pic 5?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (kl0Wi)

i volunteer as tribute...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (8D42x)

396 And now I know what I'm doing this weekend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (V6f9+)

========

Watching Blade Runner?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)

Is there a porn parody of Blade Runner?
And is it any good?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (V6f9+)

397 385 372 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)

No, and more importantly they do not care.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (csEWM)


That law has not been enforced since the days of Eisenhower.

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

398 >>> Outback Bloomin Onion is damn good. Only reason that place is worth going to really
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (uUDKV)


I love those things too. I hope they serve them in the happy fun time wellness camps.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (ZOfsH)

399 394 If you drown in a flood the cause of death will still be COVID
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (uUDKV)

---
It was a cytokine storm!

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (VJsqe)

400 Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: OregonMuse,

Ya think?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (iQd8k)

401 Right. Listen to any MOH awardee - it's never me, me, me. They always talk about the other men in their unit.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2021 10:58 AM (mD/uy)

Damn, TP. You just dropped a horrifying realization on me: they are going to start handing out MOHs for all sorts of woke heroes.

That may be one of the most depressing things I have thought of this year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)

402 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)

No, and more importantly they do not care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


They will when they get shot

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (OCTRt)

403 Weirdly, my wife hates onions but loves onion rings.

Never have figured that out, unless it's the breading and deep fryer working its magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 27, 2021 10:59 AM (V6f9+)

i'm with her. i don't like raw onion, and usually only eat really carmalized onion, but i'll kill a pile of onion rings.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (8D42x)

404 U.S. Soldier Shuts Down Conservative Woman Who Asked Why Military Isn't Overthrowing The Gov't

https://tinyurl.com/w9pp9k9b

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (3BxAr)

405 I worked at a place that had regular potlucks. You didn't sign up for a particular category, you just brought whatever you wanted. One time, everyone brought chili. Must have been over 20 different kinds.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (5HBd1)

406 There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

Let us know if you need help.

Posted by: Gen. Mark Milley at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (B2mhs)

407 I'm not crazy about raw onions (unless salted and rinsed), but I love them cooked. The more caramelized the better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)


Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (8dYpc)

408 On my employer's emergency page, they had to slip in a line, "Be sure you have hand sanitizers and face coverings in your emergency kit." Yeah, right, as I dog-paddle for my life in the middle of a flood, I'm gonna be worrying about a face diaper.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)


Stay safe down there. And watch those fucking water moccasins.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (AVDhF)

409 The meaning behind the name 'Comirnaty' Comirnaty is an agglomeration of the words "Covid-19 immunity" and "mRNA," the latter indicating the technology that makes the vaccine work. As a whole, the word is intended to evoke "community," a Brand Institute executive said.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2021 10:55 AM (RHGPo)

"Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (JHX+o)

410 53 Have to admit that 1997 Rachel Madcow is very not bad.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dfRN6)

My lez-dar still goes off. She's got a mannish... throat.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (vuisn)

411 On my employer's emergency page, they had to slip in a line, "Be sure you have hand sanitizers and face coverings in your emergency kit." Yeah, right, as I dog-paddle for my life in the middle of a flood, I'm gonna be worrying about a face diaper.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:05 AM (/XOcP)

Oh good grief!

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (cF8AT)

412 If a hurricane falls during a Dem administration does it still make a sound?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (ZOfsH)

413 Interesting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA

Posted by: dri at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (T8So0)

414 There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

Sometimes you look at New Orleans and wonder who stopped there and said "yeah, this would be a good place to put a major city." Same thing for Phoenix but for different reasons.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (nfrXX)

415
Damn, TP. You just dropped a horrifying realization on me: they are going to start handing out MOHs for all sorts of woke heroes.

That may be one of the most depressing things I have thought of this year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)



I said it earlier.....Biden will give one to the dude that murdered Babbitt. Mark it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

416 I'm sure she's being FOIA'd as we speak.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 11:04 AM (3BxAr)
***

SMH,
I hope so. Hopefully xer commander is seeing this as well. What happens after that would be equally interesting. Does the Command tollerate this kind of talk?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (axyOa)

417 That may be one of the most depressing things I have thought of this year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)


Hold our beers.

Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Nominating Committee at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (PiwSw)

418 I worked at a place that had regular potlucks. You didn't sign up for a particular category, you just brought whatever you wanted. One time, everyone brought chili. Must have been over 20 different kinds.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (5HBd1)


I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (Ez6QX)

419
They will when they get shot
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (OCTRt)


Her panties will fill as soon as she realizes it's not camel humpers on the other end of the barrel.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

420 402 Does the military chick understand that it's illegal to deploy the military in the US?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:03 AM (5HBd1)


Didn't Joe just deploy 30,000 troops at the beginning of the year to protect DC from LARPers?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (8dYpc)

421 Only Chili question asked in this house is venison or beef? Both acceptable.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * there's a storm a comin Ma. at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (iQd8k)

422
Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM


go ahead, we'll make more

-The Military / Industrial Complex

(think of it as a jobs program...)

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (DUIap)

423 Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (8dYpc)
***

What kind of cheese?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)

424 A 'ron in the right place at the right time could have sent Rachel Maddow off in the right direction.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 11:09 AM (cSyAR)

425
There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.


Wait, does this mean everyone NOT in Louisiana is going to go there? Or everyone in Louisiana is going somewhere else?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (pNxlR)

426 415 Probably a medal if Freedom, the highest civilian award( which they just give to any celebrity they feel like now anyway)

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (uUDKV)

427 I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room.
====

We always made note of whose food we should eat and whose we shouldn't.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (IytoW)

428 Michael Jackson and God knows who else.

Posted by: RobertM at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (qWhQP)

429 Hot dog status: eaten.
Satisfaction level: moderate to high.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (Jsjd7)

430 413 Interesting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA

Posted by: dri at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (T8So0)


How far away is that from Grovers Mill, NJ. Because that would explain a lot.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (PiwSw)

431 They will when they get shot
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (OCTRt)

That does not enter into their fantasies. They gleefly imagine storming into Texas. Arresting Ted Cruz and throwing him in jail or lining people up against a wall and shooting them.

They do not think about a guy who spent his entire life deer hunting turning that talent toward two legged prey. And now he finally has a use for that NVG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)

432 Looks like military chick doesn't understand that they call out the National Guard to handle internal problems. They would be called out if martial law was declared.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (5HBd1)

433 389 Big magazine sale on CDNN, if you need spare pistol or rilfe mags. Most of them are $20
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

CDNN Sports is also having a sale on Taurus pistols (also Ruger and H&K among others). If you need a concealed 9mm, they have a Taurus G2C in basic black with two 12 round mags for 249 Decent firearm for a decent price.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (xunV5)

434 Unitarian Universalist "churches" and rainbow flags are to be expected. But the Episcopal Church?

Posted by: Ziba at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (S1hrL)

435 "Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (JHX+o)


Da. Now, turn around, face wall, comrade.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (8dYpc)

436 Outback Bloomin Onion is damn good. Only reason that place is worth going to really
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM


---------------------

Used to love those in my younger years. Too greasy for me now.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (G/mW5)

437 Stay safe down there. And watch those fucking water moccasins.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2021


***
My place stayed high and dry during Katrina and all the storms since. It's counter-intuitive, but the closer you are to the river here, the higher the ground. My place is relatively close to the big stream. Plus my actual apartment is a couple of feet higher than the street. Water rising is probably not my concern.

If I had a house, I'd have bought a generator long ago to ensure against power outages.

Water moccasins? No plans to go wading in the water, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (/XOcP)

438 I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (Ez6QX)

----------------


This. I've accepted deviled eggs from some women in my church for receptions, and quietly placed them in the kitchen fridge and later threw them out. I saw dog hair in a plate of eggs a woman brought and nearly hurled. Some people's kitchens are a hot mess.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (ptqGC)

439 Has anybody ever seen General Milley and Rachel Levine in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (pPbje)

440 On my employer's emergency page, they had to slip in a line, "Be sure you have hand sanitizers and face coverings in your emergency kit." Yeah, right, as I dog-paddle for my life in the middle of a flood, I'm gonna be worrying about a face diaper.
======

These fuckers are so wedded to this bullshit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (IytoW)

441 It's best to eat and not think about things. My immune system can take a punch..

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (uUDKV)

442 @LucasFoxNews

Pentagon: Of the more than 100,000 evacuated from Kabul, only 7,000 are Afghan special immigrant visa (SIV) holders. Roughly 5,000 of those evacuated are Americans

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

443 Outback Bloomin Onion is damn good. Only reason that place is worth going to really
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (uUDKV)


I love those things too. I hope they serve them in the happy fun time wellness camps.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:06 AM (ZOfsH)


Notice they never offer *those* things to get the jab.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (wAnMi)

444 nteresting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA

Their five sons went there.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (KDCRD)

445 Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM


We'll buy our equipment back from the Taliban, funding terrorism for the next 25 years.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

446 >>"Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?


What a stupid name.

Posted by: Moland Springs at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (8C3Zl)

447 434 Unitarian Universalist "churches" and rainbow flags are to be expected. But the Episcopal Church?

Posted by: Ziba at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (S1hrL)


Yes. The Episcopal Church is basically the Democrat Party at prayer.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (8dYpc)

448 With the priest abuse scandals going on at the time, and not yet blown open, I think there was something happening.

FYI, the Red Pope has called people who've accused pedo-priest anti-Christs and over the objections of his advisors promoted a bunch of pedo-priests to leadership positions.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (DpkTQ)

449 They could probably solve the problem with a single additional stripe for 'narcisexuals', which are people who choose bizarre sexualities for the attention.
++++
That needs disambiguation. It could also mean people who only have sex on, for or with narcotics...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:01 AM (Jsjd7)

reminds me of the joke,

how do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist.

ask them to pronounce unionized...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (8D42x)

450 IDGAFLGBQ

++++

ISWYDT

lol

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (Y+l9t)

451 Prepare to enter a bidding war.

Posted by: Russia and Red China at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (Jsjd7)

452 >>> "Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM (JHX+o)


It's a merging of the words Communism, Girn, and Stupidity.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (ZOfsH)

453 @CBS_Herridge 1 min

#Afghanistan UPDATE DOD @ellee_watson 1 suicide bomber NOT 2. NOTE: This further suggests device contained military grade explosive, shrapnel given high + rising death count, injuries. @CBSNews

https://tinyurl.com/yefb5vou

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

454 Whodis: Lola Falana and Bob Barker

Posted by: Minuteman at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (LaNzR)

455 reminds me of the joke,

how do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist.

ask them to pronounce unionized...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:12 AM (8D42x)
++++
That's a great joke, and it has to be written down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (Jsjd7)

456 Let's Get Biden To Quit

Posted by: f'd - LGBTQ at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (Tnijr)

457 >>I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room.


Even with a gun, you'd be unable to force me to eat anything at a PotLuck.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (8C3Zl)

458 Outback Bloomin Onion is damn good. Only reason that place is worth going to really
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:00 AM (uUDKV)

I had an 8oz filet yesterday evening from there. Have to admit it was pretty damn good. 25 bucks for the steak , baked potato and salad.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (2DOZq)

459 #nicFix

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (Jsjd7)

460 Hold our beers.
Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Nominating Committee at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (PiwSw)

I could give one tenth of one shit about the Nobel. It is a pile of crap anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)

461
"Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Commissars are natty dressers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (pNxlR)

462 Yes. The Episcopal Church is basically the Democrat Party at prayer.
====

Did the Church of Satan become too big a giveaway so they migrated?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (IytoW)

463 Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM


This winter I'm going to have to try making the Food Wishes baked brie filled with his bacon onion jam instead of dried fruits and nuts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (m+jkK)

464 420 Didn't Joe just deploy 30,000 troops at the beginning of the year to protect DC from LARPers?
Posted by: OregonMuse

They were National Guard which does have arrest powers depending on the Civil Govt--out of jurisdiction Nat. Guard usually have agreements with the local state Nat. Guard hq (or DC in that particular case). Posse Comitatus Act does not permit active duty military to enforce civil law (perform arrests) unless Insurrection Act is invoked.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (xunV5)

465 Why wouldn't it be military grade? Nobody has to mix fertilizer and diesel fuel when there is ordinance everywhere...

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (uUDKV)

466 Wait, does this mean everyone NOT in Louisiana is going to go there? Or everyone in Louisiana is going somewhere else?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021


***
I'll take one of each: me to relocate to someplace higher and drier, all the undesirables from Mexico and Trashcanistan to come here. Win-win. (Well, a win for me.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (/XOcP)

467 Well I think I need to take my fusspot dog out and then I will get lunch at the local.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 11:14 AM (cSyAR)

468 SMH,
I hope so. Hopefully, her commander is seeing this as well. What happens after that would be equally interesting. Does the Command tolerate this kind of talk?

Posted by: Diogenes
____

Her command may actually support her in this.

Remember, look who her CinC, Sec Def, and Chairman of the JCS are.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 11:14 AM (3BxAr)

469 "Comirnaty" has a distinctly Soviet ring to it, da?

That's why I thought, too. "Comintern". It's such a poor product name that it had to be on purpose.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:14 AM (KfC1e)

470 On my employer's emergency page, they had to slip in a line, "Be sure you have hand sanitizers and face coverings in your emergency kit." Yeah, right, as I dog-paddle for my life in the middle of a flood, I'm gonna be worrying about a face diaper.

The Wu is deadlier than any natural disaster. Good grief.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (Xrfse)

471 458 They can be hit or miss with steaks, I've had great sirloins and ones you needed to chew for 15 minutes per bite....

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (uUDKV)

472 Cominternity is where lefties hope to go upon death.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (cSyAR)

473 Anyone get the WhoDis yet?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

474 "Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade"

Glenn Greenwald latest Rumble video is about this. Only the examples of those calling for it are McConnell and Sasse and some general I believe Trump fired. "Redouble our efforts" and stuff. They want endless war and getting soldiers killed will persuade some to go along with it.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (DB16e)

475 I thought we just had pride month. Is every month pride month?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (buTO7)

476 I hear it all the time but they never let you know
on the TV and the radio

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (vuisn)

477 439 Has anybody ever seen General Milley and Rachel Levine in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (pPbje)

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Yes. I instantly went blind. *shudder*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (kl0Wi)

478 Do we are going to re-invade with no equipment?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2021 11:02 AM

We'll buy our equipment back from the Taliban, funding terrorism for the next 25 years.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

Iran will buy it with the money Obama gave them.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (2DOZq)

479 This. I've accepted deviled eggs from some women in my church for receptions, and quietly placed them in the kitchen fridge and later threw them out. I saw dog hair in a plate of eggs a woman brought and nearly hurled. Some people's kitchens are a hot mess.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (ptqGC)


I've mentioned this before, but the taquerias around here are good, but many put their salsa in little squeeze bottles. The Hispanic families take them back to their table (supposed to put in the little cups they supply and leave at the salsa bar), and then "inject" the salsa into their burrito, bite, inject, bite, inject, bite. Third worlders. Also why I won't eat at a place with condiment bar. More than once I've seen kids put their finger in every damned thing. Chopsticks? My noodle place used to put them in a big jar at the table. Watched a kid stick some up his nose for a yuk, and his parents put them back. Third worlders. I eat at home a lot. A. Lot.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (wAnMi)

480 I thought we just had pride month. Is every month pride month?
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 27, 2021


***
I take great pride in the fact I have never observed Pride Month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:16 AM (/XOcP)

481 Hold our beers.
Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Nominating Committee at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (PiwSw)

no one values you anymore anyway so you might as well go jerk off in a corner...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:16 AM (8D42x)

482 There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

To be welcomed by woke governors across the country.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:16 AM (lIIT7)

483 Why wouldn't it be military grade? Nobody has to mix fertilizer and diesel fuel when there is ordinance everywhere...
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:13 AM (uUDKV)


It also means that they're killing our boys with OUR OWN EQUIPMENT.

Leadership heads need to roll......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

484 Interesting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA
Posted by: dri at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (T8So0)

How far away is that from Grovers Mill, NJ. Because that would explain a lot.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 27, 2021 11:10 AM (PiwSw)


At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they had all attended Miskatonic University.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2021 11:17 AM (ZOfsH)

485 They can be hit or miss with steaks, I've had great sirloins and ones you needed to chew for 15 minutes per bite....
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (uUDKV)

Agree. Their sirloins are hit and miss. Mostly miss.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:17 AM (2DOZq)

486 t also means that they're killing our boys with OUR OWN EQUIPMENT.

Leadership heads need to roll......
=======

Why? We're totally OK with this.

Posted by: Anyone Who Could Potentially Do Anything About It at August 27, 2021 11:17 AM (IytoW)

487 Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:07 AM


We regret to inform you, Comrade, that your sandwich is only 16.66667% cheese by ingredient count.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (6YOs9)

488 The gal looks familiar, but I cannot place her. Smoky though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (csEWM)

489 Spoiler Alert: No heads will roll. Milley will get another row of ribbons.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (uUDKV)

490 Adventures in piss-poor interface design:
I am taking a training - well about to start it. I was signed in from this morning and just hit the "launch" button. Nothing happens. Try again. Nothing happens. Refresh the page, learn that the session has timed out and I need to reauthenticate.

If the session expires you really ought to throw up a pop-up notice or just redirect back to login. Unacceptable bullshit for a modern UI.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

491 I miss Mammaw's grilled cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (csEWM)

492 There will be mandatory evacuations for Louisiana shortly.

To be welcomed by woke governors across the country.
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021


***
After the horror of trying to bug out for Katrina 16 years ago (12 hours to get to Baton Rouge????), I'm not doing it again. I'll wait until the rain ends or slacks off. Then I'll skip out the back way, not on I-10 in town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (/XOcP)

493 We regret to inform you, Comrade, that your sandwich is only 16.66667% cheese by ingredient count.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM


Who knew that the commissary had a commissar?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (m+jkK)

494 489 Spoiler Alert: No heads will roll. Milley will get another row of ribbons.
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (uUDKV)

He'll take the cognomen: Afghanicus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (csEWM)

495 I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room

May want to rethink that.

Posted by: The burning times at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (iQd8k)

496 Germans are a sexual minority? I did not know that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 10:24 AM (8dYpc)

Never heard of a "plate job"?

Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (AwYPR)

497 489 Spoiler Alert: No heads will roll. Milley will get another row of ribbons.
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (uUDKV)

Exactly.. After yesterday the whole lot of them should have been fired... Of course none of them were or will be

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (Zmnko)

498 438 I'm not a fan of potlucks. Because I've watched Hoarders. And witnessed coworkers hygiene habits in the ladies room.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (Ez6QX)

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This. I've accepted deviled eggs from some women in my church for receptions, and quietly placed them in the kitchen fridge and later threw them out. I saw dog hair in a plate of eggs a woman brought and nearly hurled. Some people's kitchens are a hot mess.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 11:11 AM (ptqGC)

___

Do you never eat at restaurants?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (GQ5VU)

499 We regret to inform you, Comrade, that your sandwich is only 16.66667% cheese by ingredient count.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM

Who knew that the commissary had a commissar?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (m+jkK)

Alle ist char, herr Commissar?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (8D42x)

500 >>Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

>Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.


I would replace the Black Forest w/ Salt Cured Ham and leave the mustard off.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (8C3Zl)

501 ordinance? ORDNANCE!!

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Plenty at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (VIHhA)

502 Just wait until the Hospitals make nurses get the shot, They already have staff shortages and it's gonna get worse.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 27, 2021 10:26 AM (dKiJG)


---

I work for Ascension Seton and they are mandating the vaccine, even for stay at home, no patient contact employees. I'm applying for an exemption, but may well be out of a job come November.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (BgxRI)

503 489 Spoiler Alert: No heads will roll. Milley will get another row of ribbons.
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (uUDKV)

___

Miley will get a new row of ribbons, a $3M book deal and when he does retire, a regular slot on MSNBC as the "military expert".

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (GQ5VU)

504 They want endless war and getting soldiers killed will persuade some to go along with it.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (DB16e)


Reposted with little comment:

https://youtu.be/i1qbc3O5TMw

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

505 House republicans have introduced articles of impeachment against SoS Blinken.

Talk about profiles in courage!

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (VJsqe)

506 Black forest ham
cheese
mustard
mayo
carmelized red onion

>Best grilled-cheese sandwich ever.

use gruyere and it sounds bloody fab. but it's not a grilled cheese

#Purist

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (8D42x)

507 Miley will get a new row of ribbons, a $3M book deal and when he does retire, a regular slot on MSNBC as the "military expert".

And will not stop wearing the uniform!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (JioHo)

508 Rock Candy???? Its just for lookin thru,

Posted by: t-dubya-d at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (1Nt+J)

509 Never heard of a "plate job"?
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM


Unless this involves electrodes, silver, and flatware, I'm not sure I want to know about it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (m+jkK)

510 490 Adventures in piss-poor interface design:
I am taking a training - well about to start it. I was signed in from this morning and just hit the "launch" button. Nothing happens. Try again. Nothing happens. Refresh the page, learn that the session has timed out and I need to reauthenticate.

If the session expires you really ought to throw up a pop-up notice or just redirect back to login. Unacceptable bullshit for a modern UI.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

-----------------------------

One company I worked for had an internal system for learning courses. The launch button for the course just took you to another page. It took two more clicks to actually launch the course.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (kl0Wi)

511 Yeah, that is one of those words that screws me up

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (uUDKV)

512 Wendy's is the only place I'm hesitant to eat. Only place I've gotten food poison.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (2DOZq)

513 >>Reposted with little comment:


Is that War Pigs?

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (8C3Zl)

514 We've gone from 10k+ Americans stranded to 5k rescued and 1k remaining. My math here sucks.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (uhPTO)

515 514 We've gone from 10k+ Americans stranded to 5k rescued and 1k remaining. My math here sucks.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (uhPTO)

========

Needs moar common core.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

516 This is a heartbreaking, yet hpeful plost by a Marine Battalion Commander.
You may need LinkedIn access to see it. It is from LTG (Ret) Mike Flynn's post.

https://tinyurl.com/42njzfrk

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (axyOa)

517 Hope the ewok is ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (csEWM)

518 House republicans have introduced articles of impeachment against SoS Blinken.

Talk about profiles in courage!
Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (VJsqe)

well, nothing like starting somewhere near the beginning of the route to t the top.

wouldn't want to push too hard, or make too much of a fuss you know...

Posted by: the gop at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (8D42x)

519
Is that War Pigs?
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:22 AM (8C3Zl)


No sir.

Course of Empire - Let's Have a War

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

520 Do you never eat at restaurants?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 27, 2021 11:19 AM (GQ5VU)


Yes. But at least when I'm at a restaurant I can fool myself into believing they have been inspected regularly and have cleanliness procedures.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

521 This would be an excellent opportunity for the "Republicans" to re-invade Afghanistan and take blame for the complete mess that results. This would be in keeping with their assigned role as pinata

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (faXIs)

522 After the horror of trying to bug out for Katrina 16 years ago (12 hours to get to Baton Rouge????), I'm not doing it again. I'll wait until the rain ends or slacks off. Then I'll skip out the back way, not on I-10 in town.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:18 AM (/XOcP)

Why not just shelter in place? If they go door to door checking, just refuse to answer the door.

Or holler, "Dave's not here!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (JHX+o)

523 House republicans have introduced articles of impeachment against SoS Blinken.

Talk about profiles in courage!
Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM


No doubt it will be as successful as all of their bills to repeal Obamacare.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)

524 She has to work to make herself look gay.
An attractive girl. I've read that many younger women who discover they are lesbians (up to 70% depending on what you are readng) do so after a significant emotional and tragic event in their lives. Typically it is being molested by someone they trusted. I have often wondered if that was the case with Maddow.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 10:44 AM (axyOa)


Did she work on a Biden campaign?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (T7iTv)

525 Wait, you want to be manhandled by a bear

********

Nope. Ursa is Zod's right hand woman. Susan York.

Posted by: Marvin Martian at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (E2E6t)

526 Hope the ewok is ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (csEWM)

someone check under the pile of shelving

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)

527 No doubt it will be as successful as all of their bills to repeal Obamacare.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)

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Let's all send them some money to help them out.

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (VJsqe)

528 474 "Leon panetta now saying we need to reinvade"

Glenn Greenwald latest Rumble video is about this. Only the examples of those calling for it are McConnell and Sasse and some general I believe Trump fired. "Redouble our efforts" and stuff. They want endless war and getting soldiers killed will persuade some to go along with it.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 27, 2021 11:15 AM (DB16e)

Panetta was on the list of National Security Leaders 4 Biden

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (mdjgu)

529 Her command may actually support her in this.

Remember, look who her CinC, Sec Def, and Chairman of the JCS are.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 27, 2021 11:14 AM (3BxAr)


I know. Thats what worry's me.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2021 11:24 AM (axyOa)

530 I'm definitely not for re-invading Afghanistan but I am in favor of punitive bombing , droning and gun ships.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

531 Why not just shelter in place? If they go door to door checking, just refuse to answer the door.

Or holler, "Dave's not here!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2021


***
I wish I had done that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (/XOcP)

532 Unless this involves electrodes, silver, and flatware, I'm not sure I want to know about it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2021 11:21 AM (m+jkK)

Nope...clear glass dinner plate.

Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

533 Had to look up the gal- not someone I knew:

https://tinyurl.com/yzjrkfud

I like her. She makes me feel funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (csEWM)

534 WAR PIGS

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=pQD-u6FfXp0

Posted by: FAITH NO MORE at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (8C3Zl)

535 I work for Ascension Seton and they are mandating the vaccine, even for stay at home, no patient contact employees. I'm applying for an exemption, but may well be out of a job come November.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 27, 2021 11:20 AM (BgxRI)

@RepAndyBiggsAZ 7 min

I just introduced legislation prohibiting businesses that received federal COVID-19 relief funds from mandating vaccination of their employees.
See full story below:

https://tinyurl.com/yzu97hju

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

536 I thought we just had pride month. Is every month pride month?

You can never have too much ghey!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (Xrfse)

537 391 work had a chili cookoff a couple years ago. there were a number of entries, but the oddest one was by some of the indians (dot not feather) at work. full of veggies, no meat, and not chili sauce.

but it was good. not chili, but really good.

ad hot as hell, as indian food can be...


chili vindaloo?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (sGtp+)

538 So Milley-Vanilli was the tight end?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (sGM9H)

539 Wasn't going to comment but remember I have a kite not much different than the original flag, I liked it and always took it out on the beach
Doubt It will ever fly again very sadly for me

Posted by: Skip's Phone at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (ItlGJ)

540 Noodus ace-itonia

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (/XOcP)

541 House republicans have introduced articles of impeachment against SoS Blinken.

We also demand...a shrubbery!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (Lt1JN)

542 Correction Sarah Douglas was Ursa .

Posted by: Marvin Martian at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (E2E6t)

543 Course of Empire - Let's Have a War
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 27, 2021 11:23 AM


Could we just put on a show instead?

Posted by: Mickey Rooney at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (m+jkK)

544 538 So Milley-Vanilli was the tight end?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (sGM9H)

Oddly enough, not so tight.

Posted by: Shep! at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (csEWM)

545 538 So Milley-Vanilli was the tight end?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (sGM9H)

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That makes Rachel the wide receiver!

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (VJsqe)

546 >>Hope the ewok is ok.


He's gonna post as soon as he does his 200 Pushups...


and finishes reading Hound of the Baskervilles.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (8C3Zl)

547 Assume link to clip of 1941 movie tank thru paint factory here.

Posted by: DaveA at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (FhXTo)

548 Nooooooood! Murderer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2021 11:27 AM (T7iTv)

549 501 ordinance? ORDNANCE!!

how about an ordnance ordinance?

Posted by: Your Friendly, Neighborhood BATFE at August 27, 2021 11:28 AM (v3pYe)

550 Back when I was married wife and I would drive over to Florence to the Outback for a steak and blooming onion. Haven't been back for a long time. Don't eat out at all any more.

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2021 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

551 OMG! Joe is blathering about his dead son again!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 27, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

552 444 nteresting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA

Their five sons went there.

Even weirder connection.

Posted by: dri at August 27, 2021 11:28 AM (T8So0)

553
Nood. The Brave Little Racist Capital Hill Cop Who Shot An Unarmed Civilian.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2021 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

554 Am I the only one that sees the man face on the young Madcow? I definitely would have been repulsed by it in HS.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

555 413 Interesting Connection: Mitt Romney owned a house one block away from where General Milley and Rachel Levine went to school in Belmont MA

Posted by: dri at August 27, 2021 11:08 AM (T8So0)

Maybe it's something in the water

Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 27, 2021 11:29 AM (aQ25I)

556 chili vindaloo?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 27, 2021 11:26 AM (sGtp+)

pretty much lol

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 27, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

557 I made onion rings the other day and they were amazing. I was shocked!

I think that what might have made a difference was precooking the onion a little bit. Instead of slicing the onion and separating the rings or pulling the little membranes off each ring, I did what a chef I saw on You Tube did and sliced them into 1/2 inch slabs and then fried the slabs for a little bit on each side to get them started cooking but not limp and then put them in the fridge to cool. I think pre-cooking the onion like that made a big difference.

And then I used a recipe for batter that had baking powder in it with milk and an egg.

The recipe used the flour to dredge the (now cool, partly cooked and separated) onion rings and then added the milk and egg to the same bowl of flour. Handy!

And I put the batter covered rings in bread crumbs before frying them. They were great and yes, I'm far more excited about this than I ought to be.

Posted by: Synova at August 27, 2021 11:30 AM (BD/yx)

558 He got the starting job when Robertson quit to open up his Duck call business.

I thought Phil Robertson wound up in the Army in that time period, not running a duck call business.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Chernyenko My Coat At The Cleaners at August 27, 2021 11:35 AM (TdeaM)

559 No wonder Levine went tyranny. What an ugly guy! It goes without saying, but he's equally ugly as a "woman."

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2021 11:40 AM (O+I8R)

560 Edwige Fenech had saggy tits.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at August 27, 2021 11:42 AM (xVV4Y)

561 That pride flag is a perfect representation of the childish insanity of the Left. They have a bottomless pit of stupidness.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2021 11:43 AM (O+I8R)

562 554 Am I the only one that sees the man face on the young Madcow?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 27, 2021 11:29 AM (2DOZq)


No, see comment #33.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 27, 2021 11:57 AM (8dYpc)

563 Just pick any Jackson Pollock painting and be done with it.

Posted by: Anotheranon at August 27, 2021 12:18 PM (HDo58)

564 Their flag should be a field of white with a big kinetic-looking vomit splatter in the middle.

Posted by: jbspry at August 27, 2021 12:22 PM (ATe9j)

565 The original 1978 "fag flag" had a pink stripe on top...

Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2021 12:35 PM (Y08Vx)

566 I thought Milley did a great job in 'Oh Borother, where art thou'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, director. at August 27, 2021 01:28 PM (n/szn)

567 transgender spectrum pride and dysfunction

Posted by: n.n at August 27, 2021 07:01 PM (qfsFY)

568 transgender spectrum liberal pride and progressive confusion

That said, send in the lions, lionesses, and their unPlanned cubs playing in gay revelry.

Posted by: n.n at August 27, 2021 07:05 PM (qfsFY)

569 What's the blue ring for?
Shouldn't it be brown?

Posted by: obsidian at August 28, 2021 10:04 AM (zsKs7)

570 The Woke will not be satisfied until they've replaced the American flag--which they hate--with the rainbow flag. Mark my words that they will push for this before long.

Posted by: William Guess at August 28, 2021 02:11 PM (9vwjh)

571 Now try raising that flag in Afghanistan. Without being thrown off buildings or shot or beheaded on the spot.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 29, 2021 11:46 PM (R4j1g)

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