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Andrew Cuomo's Daughter Comes Out as LGBT... Sort Of
Gov. Cuomo's youngest daughter isn’t just out and proud, she's getting specific about her sexual orientation -- sort of. Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo, 23, who came out in an Instagram post last month as "queer," declared herself "demisexual" this week during an appearance on Instagram. Demisexual people only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond," according to WebMD.Yes, a "demisexual" is someone who only has sexual feelings for someone they have an emotional bond with -- also known as 25% of men and 75% of women. But this is the game: To make everyone LGBT, they invent "queer" labels for straight girls to call themselves. Shaming straight people -- boring, conventional, lame sexual normies -- is so vicious, especially to status- and identity-obsessed young girls, that they scramble to find any "LGBT" category to assign themselves to to avoid the stigma of being a mere breeder. As you can see from her "identity shopping" -- notice she never struck upon the possibility that, like 98% of women, she was just a run-of-the-mill straight girl who liked boys. That was not a possibility -- she could never be just that. She had to have a "sexuality" that made her a star, someone the representatives of the ruling class in her school and in the media counted as interesting, virtuous, and special.
I've mentioned this before, but I know (of course) people with high-school age kids, and, with girls especially: They all feel massively pressured to "come out" as some shade of gay or transexual. Girls are especially susceptible to peer and media pressure, and when everyone in the regular media and on social media is telling you that to be straight is to be a kind of low-class, low-IQ pervert, many, many straight girls are going to decide they're some kind of bisexual. Or a "demisexual." Below, Ryan Long discusses a HuffPo article written by a girl who is obviously straight but who desperately does not want to be a mere straight. She too decides that "demisexual" -- the stripe of the rainbow flag for straight girls who fall in love with boys -- is the fake sexuality she identifies with.
"When I was in elementary school, I feared that I was lesbian. When I was in middle school, I came out to my family and close friends as bisexual. When I was in high school, I discovered pansexuality and thought, 'That's the flag for me.' And I've recently learned more about demisexuality, and have believed that that identity resonates with me most," she said on a livestream with Donato Tramuto, the former CEO of Tivity Health and a donor to the Robert F. Kennedy Center, which employs her mother, Kerry Kennedy.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (qIQLc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (EjmvJ)
Posted by: Alcosexual at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (0Edx6)
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Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (Ojki1)
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Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (qIQLc)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: pep at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: brak at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (s/5s+)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (ueP5K)
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Am I wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2021 01:38 PM (Zmnko)
One wonders is this is just humanity entering the Panda stage, soon to die out as it just becomes uninterested in anything reproductive.
And looking at modern society around the world and where it seems to be rocketing to, would anything of value really be lost?
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (Ojki1)
as "queer," declared herself "demisexual" this week during an
appearance on Instagram.
Next month she'll be "trisexual" which means she'll try it with anything. Hedgehogs to hay balers. Nothing's off limits to this brave secksual warrioress!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (HaL55)
Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of women?
The Paolo knows....
//grinning pool boy
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (h5TKJ)
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the postman always comes twice.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (ueP5K)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (qH6FZ)
hahaha, so we've literally come full circle, because she's describing normal human sexuality.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (3j1lZ)
Put me down for that one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (Y5qcH)
Am I wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
You want someone this confused around things that could go splodey, or that you might one day consume?
You're braver than I thought.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (Ojki1)
I think she's trying to say that she hates her father without saying she hates her father.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (nExiz)
Posted by: Michaela Kennedy-Sebastian Bach at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (w9Wax)
This is precisely the same thing as the "cis" nonsense. "Cisgendered" doesn't exist - it also just means "normal." So this girl, this - using their language - "cisgendered demisexual" is merely a normal straight girl. But the language sure makes it sound otherwise, doesn't?
That's the point. To hide their corruption, they have to recast your normality into the frame of reference and on their terms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)
Horrifying that this is what she was thinking about in jr. high.
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
"I do not feel emotionally attracted to you, but I'd still like to ejaculate in you. I think there's a fancy Latin term for this, but I can't think of it. Do I have to know the term to legitimize my desire to ejaculate in you, or can we just, umm, do it without the fancy Latin term?"
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (3j1lZ)
They need to be laughed out of society.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 (xxG/v) at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (xxG/v)
The site was likely chosen because it sits in the open with very large distances to rural tree line perimeters, making sniper locations difficult to find.
McHenry was maybe the only IL county (population maybe 300,000) to not give Biden a majority in November.
The Ospreys blasting by as if it's Damascus, are a show of force, letting us unpersons know it will take nukes and F-15s to get this guy.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 01:40 PM (HaL55)
As long as she feels a "deep, emotional attachment" to said hay bailer of course, cause she doesn't want to give the idea she's a slut.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sniffy Joe Biden at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (xK9An)
@lorenzofb 3h
NEW: Hackers have scraped the new right-wing social media platform GETTR, getting 90,000 usernames and email addresses.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (M119n)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2021 01:39 PM (h5TKJ)
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Who knows what they looked like as 20-somethings. Almost all young women - those that aren't going out of their way to be repugnant, anyway - are cute.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (xVQEQ)
But you see, to claim the mantle of invented by millennials, a BS term had to be made up. Then all is right in this alternate reality.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Alcosexual at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (0Edx6)
**********
Beersexual works for me.
Just don't confuse it with Bearsexual, which is usually fatal when attempted.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 (xxG/v) at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
For a long time I thought I was Roseysexual, because the only one I could have sex with was Rosey. Rosey Palm.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)
"I do not feel emotionally attracted to you, but I'd still like to ejaculate in you. I think there's a fancy Latin term for this, but I can't think of it. Do I have to know the term to legitimize my desire to ejaculate in you, or can we just, umm, do it without the fancy Latin term?"
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (xK9An)
Would you settle for a crude Latin term?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (PnkSq)
I don't care. Go fuck a duck upside down hanging by your ankles in front of a herd of antelope braying like a donkey if it makes you happy. And then post it on Instagram.
Leave me alone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
NEW: Hackers have scraped the new right-wing social media platform GETTR, getting 90,000 usernames and email addresses.
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If you're not using throwaway email addresses at this point in the life cycle of the internet, I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (xVQEQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 06, 2021 01:41 PM (qH6FZ)
A ten-year-old shouldn't know there is such a thing as "lesbian."
But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)
"In elementary school, I thought I might be lesbian. " Can't even write cursive and she was already picking out pronouns. Bullshit.
Being the child of a shitty governor is getting harder by the day to be noticed.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (8Wb+m)
Posted by: Alcosexual at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (0Edx6)
I dunno, but I'd recommend the kinds that come in a wide mouthed bottle.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (BFigT)
NEW: Hackers have scraped the new right-wing social media platform GETTR, getting 90,000 usernames and email addresses.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (M119n)
FBI - employed Hackers?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Describes the whole "coming out" thing as well. Once corporations are making rainbow branded material, "stunning and brave" is dead, and your just a commodity to be pandered to for sales like everyone else.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (Ojki1)
I'm SUPER straight.
Stuff THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
You're braver than I thought.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:42 PM (Ojki1)
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More than 10 miles from me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (M119n)
*******
This is the reason why my public email has been jspicoliNNN@gmail.com for the past 15 years.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 (xxG/v) at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (xxG/v)
Those who used to have a gender but took Mom's good sewing shears to that mess..et voila!
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Alcosexual at July 06, 2021 01:37 PM (0Edx6)
I dunno, but I'd recommend the kinds that come in a wide mouthed bottle.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (F0YaR)
"Cansexual."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)
I don't care. Go fuck a duck upside down hanging by your ankles in front of a herd of antelope braying like a donkey if it makes you happy. And then post it on Instagram.
Leave me alone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
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"You will be made to participate AND like it!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (PnkSq)
Posted by: Mob at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (S8KeN)
No one cares about who you are attracted to , sleep with, etc. Go away. You don't stand for anything of importance in this world and just stick to what you know - living like a young millionaire, clothes, shoes, and vacations in the Hamptons.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
I don't care. Go fuck a duck upside down hanging by your ankles in front of a herd of antelope braying like a donkey if it makes you happy. And then post it on Instagram.
Leave me alone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
You know what they say about people who fuck ducks upside down hanging by their ankles in front of herds of antelopes while braying like a donkey.
They'll never leave you alone.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (z5Vrg)
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Its a TRAP! Run.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Michaela Kennedy-Sebastian Bach at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (w9Wax)
But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)
I had an unmarried female PE teacher in grade school. But, we didn't have a fancy technical term for it.
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (xK9An)
Of course some women have strong emotional bonds with LOTS of men.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (jsWA8)
Now you've got to cut off your bits a la Ellen Page.
Ladies...not worth it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (DpkTQ)
Sis-gendered.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (xK9An)
My poor keyboard.
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (Rbu5d)
Does that get me a prize?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (haWye)
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Works for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (Jsjd7)
But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)
I had an unmarried female PE teacher in grade school. But, we didn't have a fancy technical term for it.
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
There was a time when the kids knew to mock such a woman as an old maid. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)
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Like David French's wife?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)
I had an unmarried female PE teacher in grade school. But, we didn't have a fancy technical term for it.
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
One of them 'rough gals,' as my dad would say.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (M119n)
Jason Miller was another brilliant Trump hire.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (xPl2J)
Of course some women have strong emotional bonds with LOTS of men.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)
Fifty bucks can develop a strong emotional bond.
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
Damn. She's going to be changing her sexID like it's underwear.
Let's just let you cut to the chase, Special Snowflake, and let's all agree that you're Cuomosexual. You can even trademark it if you'll just quit bothering the world.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: f'd at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (Tnijr)
Further evidence we should keep all teenagers away from the Internet.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (qQcQl)
Just don't confuse it with Bearsexual, which is usually fatal when attempted.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 (xxG/v) at July 06, 2021 01:44 PM (xxG/v)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Zombie Timothy Tredwell at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (Ojki1)
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There were several spinsters living together in my small home town. I had two aunts like that. Doubt they were lesbo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (/MaDp)
Does that get me a prize?
Well, it means you didn't win a mental illness.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (DpkTQ)
https://is.gd/WdGHps
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (FWn1L)
https://is.gd/WdGHps
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)
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Wrong. She definitely dabbled in college with the girl on girl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
Latin term: In femina expultrice.
This is Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
++++
LUGs barely count...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (4fSQf)
Question asked and answered: So why aren't men interested in marriage any more?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Mob at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (S8KeN)
Girls who DON'T sleep around are "shamed?"
Boy, I have been out of the loop for a LONG time
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
That was almost certainly an extremely weird show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (Jsjd7)
But years years lter, like Scientilogy apparently, what was once a known joke amonst the person wh stated and his/her online friends has morphed into a now recognized sexual identuty -- complete with it's own stupid flag!!!
Add this to the OK symbol = white nationalism list of things that the Left took from joke -> totally serious you guyz.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (bDqIh)
Turns out I had no desire to dye my hair pink or blue, get fat or buy a Subaru so - missed it by that much.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: lights out now at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (aAP3z)
Cuomo fille is lucky in that she doesn't look as stupid as she obviously is.
She can get dates based on her looks, but once she starts talking...well....*flips coin*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (d6gDP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
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"You will be made to participate AND like it!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 01:46 PM (PnkSq)
You say comedian, I say prophet as I nailed it.
And got out before hand.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM (/MaDp)
How cute!
Posted by: Your Two Aunts at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (BFigT)
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Her lower body identifies a mullet -- party in the front hole, including piercings, and business in the back hole.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (O/0WU)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (83lwH)
Just one donkey? Oh, how boring. You should try being tri-ass-ic
Oh, wait - you were fucking the duck, not the donkey. My bad!
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (FWn1L)
right. at that age I thought Peppermint Patty was just an asshole.
Posted by: x at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
A guy having the "sixes" helps too, I'm told.
6'(+) feet tall, 6-figure income, 6-pack, 6"(+) below the belt...
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (wQb4c)
Put me down for that one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
You and me both baby! Put me down as "I don't give a fuck about your perversions and feel no need to explain mine" !
Wait.....that may have sounded wrong.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (xPl2J)
Nah. Kumswala Harris' bent offspring.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
"Yes, we can have sex. But first (pulls out blade) you must bleed."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (xK9An)
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Okay, I'm calling it. This is the next thing. Not the blades, but the concept. If you only get down during that time of the month, you're a hemosexual. The term can apply to anyone, as the preference could manifest in either sex or anywhere on their weird spectrum.
I shall sit back and await my woke points.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (Jsjd7)
Not long ago to be a "unique individual" you came out as gay. Now...there is more harm here, and you might never get completely normal, but you could outgrow it (and I've known a LOT of women that claimed to be lesbians and now are married with kids...and no not after dating me!)
But now to be a "unique individual" you have to permanently maim yourself. What a horrid time we live in.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (kB2EL)
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Ya got it better than me. I'm sitting in libe at the truck test lane in DeKalb. It seems to be school bus day.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (CO3sN)
Posted by: lights out now at July 06, 2021 01:52 PM (aAP3z)
Really? Cuz I 've been assured, by experts even, that everyone is interested in what I do with my naughty bits.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (83lwH
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"I studied for my chemistry test last night."
"Holy shit...I've never heard of anyone doing that. Far out, man."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (J52vk)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (CO3sN)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 01:51 PM (mD/uy)
Yeaaaah boy!
Posted by: Freudian at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (nExiz)
That's hot!
Posted by: PornHub at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Cthillary
That is oddly specific. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (wQb4c)
Metrosixual.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (xK9An)
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Its a TRAP! Run.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (/MaDp)
Don't warn him, let him go to Thailand and find out. Hopefully there will be a reaction video.] for us all to enjoy.
Well, probably less him than us, but still, mirth to be had!
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 01:55 PM (Ojki1)
as "queer," declared herself "demisexual" this week during an
appearance on Instagram.
So she'll fuck anything?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 06, 2021 01:55 PM (BOlp8)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2021 01:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wally at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (Cge5i)
Posted by: Shirley Manson at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (DpkTQ)
Does that get me a prize?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (haWye)
*Starts writing up indictment*
Posted by: Soros DA at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 06, 2021 01:55 PM (BOlp
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (EERbD)
Imagine my confusion.
Posted by: Lubin' Toobin at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (3j1lZ)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (O/0WU)
DSSS- Stay Strong!
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Wally at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (Cge5i)
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Does that make Representative Omar an Eichmann-sexual?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
(Examines IKEA assembly manual)
So complications.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (gmo/4)
someone who chooses bizarre sexualities for the attention.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (83lwH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (3j1lZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 01:53 PM (wQb4c)
What is this you speak of? I have no real income. I could lose a pound or two, and I'm not quite six feet tall.
And what does 6" mean??
Posted by: Poalo at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (o2MD2)
someone who chooses bizarre sexualities for the attention.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (83lwH)
THIS needs to go viral.........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
They are a lot less valuable than they used to be-further this idiocy distracts the electorate from the idiocy fueled obliteration of America by our "betters."
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (0Edx6)
What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
I will be here all week. You will eat the veal. Do this now.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (xK9An)
someone who chooses bizarre sexualities for the attention.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (83lwH)
Please tell me you just coined that. It's pretty good.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 01:59 PM (KnJdm)
Good for you, your also annoying and a dumbass and your whole family is a bunch of stupid dickholes, too.
You have bigger worries, dum-dum.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 01:59 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (xK9An)
We only eat veal that we have an emotional bond with.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 01:59 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:57 PM (xK9An)
Tab B when fully inserted against the upright end of the outer slot appears to be rigider. Then tighten by handjob the 4 remaining screws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2021 01:59 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2021 01:54 PM (EERbD)
A quick pat with goldbond after the shower is nice. I'm not sure if that's what people are lookin for but that's the extent of my contribution.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2021 01:59 PM (nExiz)
Posted by: Former Emperor Elagabalus at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (DpkTQ)
@Breaking911 9m
BREAKING: NY Gov. Cuomo issues first-in-the-nation Executive Order declaring gun violence in New York as a Disaster Emergency - WNBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (M119n)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2021 01:55 PM (gmo/4)
Stupid is, as stupid does.
Posted by: Mrs. Gump at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (Rbu5d)
Funny attraction to foam latex footwear and Italian accessory bags?
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (4fSQf)
Or just make up your own bubble. Hate has a home in America its not us normals that hate through.
White male Christians are the prey of these people.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (0OmEj)
None of those "friends" came to her funeral after she committed suicide 14 years later.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 06, 2021 02:00 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (o2MD2)
What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
I will be here all week. You will eat the veal. Do this now.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:58 PM (xK9An)
What do lesbians do on the 2nd date?
Rent a uhaul.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (yrol0)
And she cucked Andrew Boy.
Posted by: Poalo at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Asking the important questions at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2021 01:56 PM (3j1lZ)
She decadently-smashed Ashton Kutcher, are you sure?
I like to (helpfully) remind people who crushed and still crush on Katy Perry because boobehs that she willingly slept with Russell Brand for years. So imagine those chest-centered sacks of flesh-and-fat covered with Russell Brand's STD-and-weed-laden love juices. And her *enjoying* that drenching,
.
You're welcome!
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 01:50 PM (Jsjd7)
Was discussing (gossiping) about a young girl who was obliviously sexually confused and was attending a prestigious girls collage. I speculated that she was probably a LUG. Several boomer ladies had no idea what that was. Young male Ivy League grad had to explain.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (zDtZm)
declaring gun violence in New York as a Disaster Emergency - WNBC
Who knew guns had declared war on NYC? I thought it was either the gangs or Cuomo himself to be honest.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
If only NY had multiple interlocking levels of democrat dominated givernment to thwart this crisis...
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Asking the important questions at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (DMUuz)
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The family does that at the christening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 06, 2021 02:02 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:02 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)
Those folks don't need an emotional attachment to do somebody--they just like doing the poor citizen in the violet time in the vilest way imaginable.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (NVDjf)
evolution is UN-possible. Natural selection should have selected out
that amount of stupid long ago.
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
Natural selection skipped town decades ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (4fSQf)
In other words, it can't just be visuals unless the visuals are smoking hot.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (gC/9d)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
That is the tragedy of all this horseshit. It has real and devastating consequences for 10s of thousands of folks and their families. I fear my daughter is on the same path for the same reasons.
Your daughter and family remains on my prayer list Teresa. The whole thing is heartbreaking.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 02:04 PM (mD/uy)
I'm sorry for your loss, part of why I hate the educrats is they built that thresher.
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2021 02:04 PM (Lzpvj)
They said when they allowed sexuality to be "taught" in "health" class back int he 80s that it was a Trjan horse for the gays and NAMBLA types.
That was just all nosense! Of course that wouldn't happen!
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 06, 2021 02:04 PM (NuVOb)
Dear Lord, Teresa.
My heart just broke for you.
Posted by: Mrs. Gump at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (Rbu5d)
Aston Kusher was Demi sexual at one time....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Flyover at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (Rbu5d)
"Is great we are dong this," said Japanese CEO Sum Yun Gai. "More to help earn our company more monkey."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (xK9An)
Traditionally (before modern education) kids didn't live in a separate world from the adults and so they interacted more with them.
I think we did develop a whole set of maladies basically confining kids to spending almost all their days with other kids - who haven't had the time to develop any sort of wisdom or perspective.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (DpkTQ)
Dear Lord, Teresa.
My heart just broke for you.
Posted by: Mrs. Gump at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (Rbu5d)
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Yeah, that's really bad. I'm sorry this happened to your family
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:06 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 06, 2021 02:06 PM (Oka5v)
as "queer," declared herself "demisexual" this week during an
appearance on Instagram.
So she'll fuck anything?
No. it means she's perfectly normal but needs a catchy LGBTQ-approved non-heterosexual label to be special -- because younger generations have a burning need to be something on the LGBTQ spectrum instead of the dreaded hetero!!
This is so dang RIDICULOUS!!
All she's announcing is that she doesn;t do hookups; shee need to know the person before engaging in sex. Whooptydooda, hon.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Kangarew at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (jf/9u)
AP: Swedish furniture manufacturer IKEA has announced that its
pictographic assembly instructions, long mocked for their
incomprehensibility, will now be accompanied by text in Engrish. The
company announced that a Japanese translation firm would be contracted
to translate the instructions from the original Swedish into English.
"Is great we are dong this," said Japanese CEO Sum Yun Gai. "More to help earn our company more monkey."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:05 PM (xK9An)
great, get ready for all your shelves are belong to us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ham Sandwich at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (X0GHK)
"Is great we are dong this," said Japanese CEO Sum Yun Gai. "More to help earn our company more monkey."
Posted by: ZOD
Hopefully, they will point out the needful and remain blessed.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
No. it means she's perfectly normal but needs a catchy LGBTQ-approved non-heterosexual label to be special -- because younger generations have a burning need to be something on the LGBTQ spectrum instead of the dreaded hetero!!
This is so dang RIDICULOUS!!
All she's announcing is that she doesn;t do hookups; shee need to know the person before engaging in sex. Whooptydooda, hon.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)
As coined above, "narcisexual."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (xK9An)
back int he 80s that it was a Trjan horse for the gays and NAMBLA types.
Pretty much every slippery slope the so-cons mentioned over the last 40 years has come true.
But those people are CRAZZZZZY!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (DpkTQ)
Today: Colleges now admitting children who CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHETHER THEY'RE BOYS OR GIRLS.
Posted by: red speck at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (VwHCD)
++++
I have no fear. My master will protect me! Or else.
Posted by: Ace's Shelves at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (VwHCD)
Somebody set us up the hex wrench!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2021 01:45 PM (W2Pud)
You know what they say about people who fuck ducks upside down hanging by their ankles in front of herds of antelopes while braying like a donkey. They'll never leave you alone. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (z5Vrg)
So.. Crossfitters?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (QzJWU)
And, yet, Cuomo himself has not been declared a Disaster Emergency given he's responsible for more deaths in his tenure than deaths caused by people using guns.
BTW, how's the tourism industry doing in NY these days?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (aXxgO)
Set the standard!
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (4fSQf)
No more No Cash Bail for those guns! That'll show them!
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (Ojki1)
That was just all nosense! Of course that wouldn't happen!
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 06, 2021 02:04 PM (NuVOb)
They also said it would reduce teen pregnancy rates.
Take a wild guess what happened
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, I don't really blame her. I blame the social engineers who are using children as their experimental test bed.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: red speck at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)
Even the 4-year-old kid in Kindergarten Cop had this one figured out cold.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (II3Gr)
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Zod.
Im sooooo going to hell for laughing at that...
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
See this is why we have to help them with certain things
Posted by: Some Public School Teacher who is also a MAP at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: red speck at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)
Even the 4-year-old kid in Kindergarten Cop had this one figured out cold.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (II3Gr)
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That movie is a hate crime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (R2gO3)
Some people can't handle it.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)
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Of course not, he's declaring war on law-abiding people who believe in the "extremist" idea that you have a right (let alone obligation) to defend yourself, your family, and others from murderous thugs intent on murdering -- and doing all manner of things to -- future victims.
Gun Control == Victim Disarmament.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (O/0WU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
It is now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:10 PM (II3Gr)
I don't care. Go fuck a duck upside down hanging by your ankles in front of a herd of antelope braying like a donkey if it makes you happy. And then post it on Instagram.
**********
*takes notes for new category*
Posted by: Marketing Research Group, Brazzers at July 06, 2021 02:10 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)
No. Which is why he is declaring war on the guns. The persons using them are obviously just mind controlled, or maybe gunsexuals and have no control over themselves and their actions.
Unless they are white, of course. Because they have expectations for how white people should act.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (O/0WU)
==========
"This is good stuff. Very good stuff..."
-The Democratic Party, circa 1870
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
I blame social media for a lot of this bullshit.
Some people can't handle it.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)
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It's a technological plague. Humanity was completely unready for it, and it's driven large numbers of people, perhaps a critical mass, completely insane. It's fascinating to watch it happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (Ink9N)
Some people can't handle it.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (mR6Gs)
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Social media was steroids for the Age of Narcissism we now live in.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (O/0WU)
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Which is something I dont get.
Between nonstop k-12 sex ed, free and widely available birth control, and a million abortions a year.... (not condoning just observing).....
..... the fricking teenage birth rate SHOULD be ZERO!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
No joke... I was just about to post about how that little boy from K-Cop knew a universal truth that eludes half of the friggin country.
Posted by: red speck at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (gS3OW)
(Man in ice-cream van, sotto voce) Hey man. Take a walk on the child side.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (xK9An)
In the old days the risk is you'd wake up with a dog in a dress due to beer googles.
Now you have to worry about waking up with a dude in a dress....
Posted by: Obligatory at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (Ink9N)
And how then shall we purge the narcissism from our midst?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
It's not a tumor.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (Ink9N)
And how then shall we purge the narcissism from our midst?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (II3Gr)
You're the tire iron expert. Why are you asking us?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (z5Vrg)
People may disagree, but social media will one day be remembered as the most evil invention ever.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (4fSQf)
I've never understood why people find Ikea's instructions difficult. I grew up following build instructions to put Lego and model kits together, so maybe that helps, but Ikea's have always seemed pretty straightforward to me.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (h5TKJ)
And how then shall we purge the narcissism from our midst?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (II3Gr)
Look, I know you're a tire-iron guy, and I'm not knocking your hustle.
But I think the knout is called for. Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Obligatory at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (DpkTQ)
i can't get that drunk.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (o2MD2)
"My dad looks at vaginas all day."
Your dad played his cards right, young man.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: John Holmes at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (mR6Gs)
http://bitly.ws/fnUM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sWM8x)
people . . . .
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (O/0WU)
Someone made the case to stop using "law-abiding." I can't remember the replacement term. But at some point, abiding unjust laws = "just following orders."
"Civilly disobedient?"
Posted by: pornhub at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (KnJdm)
Does that get me a prize?
Posted by: Czech Chick
Hiya !
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm so sorry for your loss. I fear my daughter 25 is on the same destructive path. She came out to the world about 2 years ago and lives with her girlfriend they plan on getting married? Soon and having kids without a father. I'm just trying to hold on and not get disowned for not approving. What can i do? Nothing. I can't voice any disapproval without inviting a shitstorm of hate.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 01:43 PM (xK9An)
Erant ejacio, Zodicus Galleasus Dramaticus.
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sJHOI)
Unprotected sex feels good (because mother nature wants you to have kids). Teenagers don't have a good understanding of long term consequences and poor control of their emotions and hormones.
So telling them to just do it, but with a condom, isn't going to work.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
Are you from central Louisiana? We had one too. Built like a bulldog and a hell of a soccer coach. She had a constant sunglasses tan line even in the winter.
Posted by: Mishdog at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (cqAUI)
Posted by: pahound at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (OUjM5)
But I think the knout is called for. Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (Ink9N)
Have you seen our new line of knouts with tire-iron handle and steel cable whip attachment?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (II3Gr)
The entire country is being forced to use this nonsense language to make them part of this cult. once you are in the cult, it is hard to see a way out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (uY8dB)
Take a wild guess what happened
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (sJHOI)
We got to expand how many "clinics" we have?
OK, that wasn't really a guess.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (Ojki1)
People may disagree, but social media will one day be remembered as the most evil invention ever.
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Only if we win the Rebellion Against the Overlords.
Otherwise.... we live in Clockwork Orange.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (h5TKJ)
For you then new style instructions not as much. Bug as feature. Or bug.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (xK9An)
People may disagree, but social media will one day be remembered as the most evil invention ever.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (4fSQf)
Agreed.
Before Social Media, most stupid ideas were killed in the crib
Posted by: John Holmes at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2021 01:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
Softball coach.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (II3Gr)
I've seen people use the term "nicklefucker"
How do ya fuck a nickle ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sJHOI)
Marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (II3Gr)
How do ya fuck a nickle ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)
That makes no cents.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (fCEyg)
Remember, someone trying to injure officer Sicknick indites everyone at the DC protest, but a riot attempting to kill cops and burn down the city is perfectly normal and expected.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: red speck at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)
Even the 4-year-old kid in Kindergarten Cop had this one figured out cold.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (II3Gr)
Has the internet hounded him down yet, forcing him to denounce the film and the hate it made him say? And unfortunately, that is an honest question these days, not (just) snark.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Marketing Research Group, Brazzers at July 06, 2021 02:10 PM (xxG/v)
Early bird gets the perverted worm.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (KnJdm)
Between nonstop k-12 sex ed, free and widely available birth control, and a million abortions a year.... (not condoning just observing).....
..... the fricking teenage birth rate SHOULD be ZERO!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
I love the stories about how schools tried making the girls "care" for a sack of flour as a way of showing them how hard being a new parent was. Obviously the girls would be careful not to get pregnant. Instead, pregnancy rates increased.
The girls want to get pregnant. For many of them, broken homes and distant parents mean that they long for family, for some connection. They think that a baby will provide that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (0OmEj)
Voice your disapproval man. WTF? Its your kid. Fuck their hate. Who gives a fuck?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (o2MD2)
Does that get me a prize?
Posted by: Czech Chick
How's it goin'?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (sJHOI)
But I think the knout is called for. Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (Ink9N)
Nobody likes one-size-fits-all solutions.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (KnJdm)
I've seen people use the term "nicklefucker"
How do ya fuck a nickle ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)
Ask MP4. It's his word, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
great, get ready for all your shelves are belong to us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:07 PM (VwHCD)
Somebody set us up the hex wrench!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (II3Gr)
Funny story. Last week the wife comes home with some cheesy unassembled shelf unit to stick in the closet of her office to use for extra book space. I unpack it, I see these 3 inch long screws, a shit ton of them, and a cheesy allen wrench. The wife says "oh thats gonna suck with all those screws". I said not today, and walked away. The wife asks where the hell am I going. I said really? Then I vanished into the garage. I came back with a battery powered 3/8 ratchet, an extension, and a rack of snap-on allen sockets. I said this is how you do things when you're not a fucking retard. I zipped it together in like 3 minutes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sJHOI)
Sleep.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (fCEyg)
We thought we were doing the right thing by accepting Michelle's "identity", but who knows?
All I know is that tomboys were allowed to be girls when we were growing up, and most of them ended up happily married with children - and they still were tomboyish.
Because that's normal.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (7qcQR)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (W4eKo)
You're a flopsexual.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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So.... whats the term for married guys.
Sanssexual ??
Begasaurus Rex ??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:12 PM (4fSQf)
Concur. *signs up for anti-social media*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2021 02:17 PM (QzJWU)
How do ya fuck a nickle ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)
First, you have to want change in your life
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:17 PM (sJHOI)
Gun Control == Victim Disarmament.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:09 PM (O/0WU)
Shrug. Good and Hard NY. Good and Hard.
Posted by: Travis Bickle at July 06, 2021 02:17 PM (Ojki1)
Tell us all about it. Don't leave anything out. Because we give a shit about your life and this topic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2021 02:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Uncle Vud at July 06, 2021 02:17 PM (0Edx6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (VwHCD)
And then you said "The sandwich. Make it. Now."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: dartist at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (VwHCD)
Like a one man shelving pit crew
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
And aren't emotionally mature enough to realize that that path will introduce a boatload more issues than it solves.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (mD/uy)
Fascinating and. . . frightening. Was just saying to my sister that our kids (now 1
narrowly escaped the big push on all this nonsense. What % of the kids under 18 will have the formation of their sexual identity distorted like a funhouse mirror thanks to the PRO-deviancy pressures from school, social media, media, etc.?Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (7qcQR)
Does that get me a prize?
Posted by: Czech Chick
How's it goin'?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:16 PM (sJHOI)
These "prizes" are non-refundable.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (z5Vrg)
*clang clang clang*
Oooo, you're a dirty little nonstick aren't you?
*clang clang clang clang clang*
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (xK9An)
Don't sell short. That was worth at least a steak and a blowjob, with swallowing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (o2MD2)
Yeah, Demi-sexual must mean you have or like YUGE young Demi Moore bush.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (Mzdiz)
I am a unipolar bisexual. I am bisexual but only develop sexual attraction to the opposite sex.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (pqfmj)
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What % have shit parents?
Posted by: Uncle Vud at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (0Edx6)
Something like a drug dealer giving out the first hit for free I suppose.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:18 PM (bDqIh)
My 16 year old daughter likes boys/men. She doesn't care what your chosen 'sexuality' is as long as your not a shit person, mostly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler: "I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey."
So, as you can see, I can readily recommend Japanese to English translations of IKEA manuals.
Posted by: Jimmy James at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: flounder
Yep. Same shit has happened throughout history. Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (YQ8tF)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sJHOI)
post-nut clarity.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (4I/2K)
*clang clang clang*
Oooo, you're a dirty little nonstick aren't you?
*clang clang clang clang clang*
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:19 PM (II3Gr)
Seems, painful.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (7qcQR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (uxJPn)
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Human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 06, 2021 02:21 PM (O7b05)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:20 PM (uxJPn)
Bouncy. Very bouncy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (HaL55)
"Wait -- like, you have your own tools and stuff. . . you can do that?"
-- Milenials and Gen Z
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (bDqIh)
So telling them to just do it, but with a condom, isn't going to work.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:14 PM (DpkTQ)
Unintended consequences. If you have 1000 students, of which 10% are having sex, and 80% are using condoms (assuming 100% effectiveness), then you'll have about 20 pregnancies. If your sex ed program increases condom usage to 90%, then you might consider that a success. But, if at the same time it encourages students to have sex, increasing that share to 40%, the result would be an increase to 40 pregnancies a year.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)
JERRY: I feel terrible. I mean, I've seen her a couple of times since then, and I know I can't go any further, but... she's just got this like, psycho-sexual hold over me. I just want her, I can't breathe. It's like a drug.
KRAMER: Woah, psycho-sexual.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (Do5/p)
I remember that episode. But wasn't it English translated into Japanese and then retranslated back into English?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (UuD2k)
Unintended consequences. If you have 1000 students, of which 10% are having sex, and 80% are using condoms (assuming 100% effectiveness), then you'll have about 20 pregnancies. If your sex ed program increases condom usage to 90%, then you might consider that a success. But, if at the same time it encourages students to have sex, increasing that share to 40%, the result would be an increase to 40 pregnancies a year.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)
Fucking math...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Kramer at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (YQ8tF)
And I remember thinking when MySpace came out: "man, is this ever lame. Who wants to read this? Who wants to participate in this. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, and it'll be gone like a flash in the pan."
How. Wrong. I. Was.
MySpace was the proof-of concept, and it's gone, but the technology sucked in most of the world and ate their brains. I badly misjudged that whole thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: CN at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (ONvIw)
For Ace and the other Demirosesexuals out there:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
tvshowbiz/article-9690793
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (Mzdiz)
Fucking math...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (II3Gr)
LITERALLY!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (KnJdm)
*clang clang clang*
Oooo, you're a dirty little nonstick aren't you?
*clang clang clang clang clang*
I identify as a bundt! A shiny, new Nordicware one, not some Walmart knockoff.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
Something about the tone is just intentionally nauseating. I am getting really sick of this haughty I'm your moral teacher lecturing bullshit. I swear half our society caught it from the Obamas.
I get that it's just supposed to be a cool way of saying "I know this isn't popular" but there's this rote certainty to it that just peels my skin away. Just have a fucking opinion and stand by it. But remember, it's just your fucking opinion.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2021 02:24 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2021 02:24 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (sJHOI)
Rape.
Posted by: Women of Modernity at July 06, 2021 02:25 PM (YQ8tF)
Guess she didn't have enough pesos to buy a guide for a midnight wade across the Rio Grande.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 06, 2021 02:25 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2021 02:25 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (0OmEj)
The worst part is your child begging you to accept/love them for "who they are" - how do you deal with that?
Don't ask me - judging by the results, loving her for who she was wasn't the right answer. And she knew that we loved her.
But not accepting her lifestyle would have been so much worse.
No good answers in that situation.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 06, 2021 02:25 PM (SRRAx)
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Ill just leave this here.
Just saying.
Drives.me.fucking.nuts.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
What follows isn't anywhere near as entertaining as what usually follows "y'all ain't gonna believe this shit"
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (II3Gr)
250 It's a technological plague. Humanity was completely unready for it, and it's driven large numbers of people, perhaps a critical mass, completely insane. It's fascinating to watch it happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:11 PM (Ink9N)
I'd never thought of social media in these terms before. Thank you YD! Maybe Fauci can work on the cure.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (vkS2Z)
Lemme tell you in a song or two. . .
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah. Old-timey Mexican opera. I think Google isolated something that literally nobody cares about.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2021 02:27 PM (Cxk7w)
If socialist media came in powdered form, it'd be illegal. Instead, it's conveniently packaged as an electronic toy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 02:27 PM (HaL55)
Who knows she could be lesbian for real. I can't approve but i cant go through life not loving my daughter or hating her partner.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:27 PM (0OmEj)
battery powered 3/8 ratchet, an extension, and a rack of snap-on allen
sockets. I said this is how you do things when you're not a fucking
retard. I zipped it together in like 3 minutes.
"Wait -- like, you have your own tools and stuff. . . you can do that?"
-- Milenials and Gen Z
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:22 PM (bDqIh)
Well that was actually part of the discussion. There were a few wooden dowels in the pack that were pre glued. Pre...glued. You just wet them. I said this is why mankind has peaked, who doesn't have glue in the frigging house??. The wife says, well it's probably for college dorm types and milenials. Then she comments on how it will suck using the little allen wrench. Thats when I said yeah not today.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 06, 2021 02:13 PM (0OmEj)
Well...look. You're not alone. Regardless of the gay angle, if your kid won't to marry someone inappropriate to you, they're going to do it. However-
you seem to be playing this the smart way because if there is one thing that will guarantee your daughter marries that inappropriate person is for you to criticize them.
I've seen it too many times. It's some quirk in human nature. You don't have to be all happy-clappy about it. Just be neutral in the sense that "you're an adult. This is a big step. So, be sure you're doing the right thing right now.
A long engagement isn't a bad idea if she has some doubts.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (98nHh)
A female detective in my division calls Zuck, Jack, etc. the embodiment of Hitler. They spend all day trying to destroy people and make everyone hate each other.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (XSRBF)
Don't ask me - judging by the results, loving her for who she was wasn't the right answer. And she knew that we loved her.
But not accepting her lifestyle would have been so much worse.
No good answers in that situation.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 06, 2021 02:25 PM (SRRAx)
A good friend's son came out as gay not too long ago. He told his son, "Fine. Just don't expect me to treat you any differently than I treat your brother or anyone else."
The kid's mother is a psycho piece of shit, tho, so the kid is emotionally unbalanced to boot and has been in therapy for a while now.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 06, 2021 02:08 PM (aXxgO)
++++
Interesting question, that. There were around 13,000 nursing home COVID deaths in NYS. I don't how many of them are attributable directly to his policies. Let's assume half of them - but I don't really know, so let's say it was between 10% and 50%. That puts his death count at 1.3k to 6.5k as our range.
Cuomo came into office in 2011, so he had nine years' tenure when the outbreak started. Taking the period of 2011-2019, major cities in NYS that are *not* NYC had a total of 1,311 "gun violence deaths" according to NYS GIVES data. NYC over that period is trickier - the data I can easily find gives me murder counts, "gun violence" counts, but not murder-by-gun counts. Going with murder and assuming the lion's share is done with a gun, they had a total of 3,657 over that period. The combined total is 4,968.
So in the best case assumption, he only killed as many old people as the non-NYC total over his tenure...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (Jsjd7)
I have long held that Demi Rose should be generous and donate some of that YUGE badonkadonk to Brie Larson.
Demi wouldn't even miss it, and Brie could have Kardasshian level ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (II3Gr)
Number 6 will really shock you!
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (Ojki1)
https://is.gd/bjmqhJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (DpkTQ)
Yes, but it's funnier in this context to exclude part A.
Posted by: Jimmy James at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (aXxgO)
https://is.gd/bjmqhJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)
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She looks hungry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/bjmqhJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)
My type
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (o2MD2)
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Skynet Breeder Prototype.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (O/0WU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (VwHCD)
Sure you glue, but do you have any idea which box it is in?
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman
Seems like geometry would be better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)
A lot of that goes both ways. My oldest is a handsome kid, smart, but he can't find a girl because they're "crazy" or no one wants to leave the house. Millennials are like Europeans. They'll stay single and the population will take a nosedive.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (sWM8x)
Yeah, you can blow THAT out your ass, Sack.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Erectorsexual.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (xK9An)
https://is.gd/bjmqhJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (Jsjd7)
If she doesn't even know how to make a sandwich for herself how could you expect her to make one for you?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (nExiz)
Psaki says the administration is going to send people door-to-door in "targeted communities" to increase vaccination rates.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (sWM8x)
=--------
She misspelled "porch shootings"
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: 18-1
I read that as "20 inch lesbians"
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (VwHCD)
Sure you glue, but do you have any idea which box it is in?
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:30 PM (Ojki1)
Actually I do. Anything tools and materials got special packing, labeled, and put exactly where I know it is. The rest is a crap shoot. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (VwHCD)
Social media and the damned smart phones are rewiring brains. These kids ain't normal. It's producing the masses of braind-dead zombies that will serve the oligarchy in the brave new world they are creating.
I stopped at a little convenience store the other day. The clerk, some 30-something looked like, was so enthralled with his phone that he couldn't look up nor say anything as he went through the motions of ringing me up. He was annoyed that I interrupted his smart phone concentration.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (YQ8tF)
A female detective in my division calls Zuck, Jack, etc. the embodiment of Hitler. They spend all day trying to destroy people and make everyone hate each other.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:28 PM (XSRBF
I always hear 'but it allows me to keep in touch with so and so' as a counter argument against banishing social media. I always ask if they've heard of the 'telephone'.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (4fSQf)
Pretty sure that beach is down here. Oh, and thanks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ihOKA) at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (ihOKA)
Then I became Michelle Johnson-sexual after Blame it On Rio.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (gC/9d)
1. She does not have 7 tattoos.
2. Women from Pensacola have 7 tattoos.
3. She is not from Pensacola.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
Old and busted: Juden 'raus!
New and shiny: Vermin 'raus!
OK, it's not that new.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2021 02:29 PM (DpkTQ)
Most 20ish men seem to have the same amount of estrogen as any 20ish women. I'm guessing most 20ish 'lesbians' opt for other women because 1) it's trendy, 2) it's the closest they'll ever come to being edgy, 3) they don't have to overcome their near-paralyzing penis envy.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Alabama
Thank you! I say the same thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (XSRBF)
If you're talking about tools around here, never simplify a fraction. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)
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Drill a hole in it an be hung like a hamster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (Mzdiz)
That's when you give him a zinger to the nuts and walk out without paying.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (Y5qcH)
And do what?
Do they really think there are adults who need someone at theor door explaining the vaccines -- that there is anyone, anywhere in the US (apart from the Amish, perhaps) who has somehow missed the 24x7x 8+ months of GET THE JAB! GET THE JAB! GET THE JAB! messaging from pretty much every corner of their lives (hospitals and healthcare workers, tv, social medial, schools, governments, sports, entertainment, etc.)?
She's either saying unvxxed are stupid, and/or that they will be delivering threats in person.
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
Not to be a party pooper; but, aren't they dead ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 06, 2021 02:32 PM (KATBx)
Spoiler: No one gets out alive.
Yes, yes, I know you are one of the two exceptions Elijah. But the point stands.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
Not to be a party pooper; but, aren't they dead ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (arJlL)
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Both voted in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
>>Psaki says the administration is going to send people door-to-door in "targeted communities" to increase vaccination rates.
Yeah, good luck with that sugar tits.
Everybody who wanted the "vaccine" got the vaccine.
No amount of hectoring is going to get more people to take the shot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (hhkwL)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (K5tfC)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
What about the delta/lamba/super-super bad WuFlu variants?!?!
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (UHVv4)
Erectorsexual.
Posted by: ZOD
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I went through that phase as an adolescent. Well, okay, it's lingered. I have dreams of Erector box-girders forming themselves into motorized cranes and such.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (ELgVT)
Then I became Michelle Johnson-sexual after Blame it On Rio.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 06, 2021 02:33 PM (gC/9d)
I can admit to this as well......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Just how incestuous are these "elites" of ours?
Posted by: motionview - saying Fauci Flu (non-racist, eh?) at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
On the whole, I'd prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: brak at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (s/5s+)
Boy, all this sex on the brain by today's young ins.
We need a new drug.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2021 02:35 PM (kB2EL)
https://tinyurl.com/b7u37r3c
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
I see someone else is on Shout Factory's mailing list.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: brak at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (s/5s+)
Psaki says the administration is going to send people door-to-door in "targeted communities" to increase vaccination rates.
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I should sprinkle my patio with used hypodermics splattered in pig blood. I'll the crunchy old hippie loser doing the canvassing I've had hundreds of vaccines.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Seems an invasion of my privacy. You don't know if I've been vaccinated or not, cannot ask me and can't make be get one.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
I see someone else is on Shout Factory's mailing list.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Ojki1)
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No, I just spend too much time at Blu-ray.com.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)
Ideological noncompliance data-gathering network population.
Nice work, Jugs.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston
not a dancer, huh ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
Life is a lemon and I want my money back?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (N3El/)
Unless that's not what they're ackshully doing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: andycanuck
No one has a thing for Demi Moore anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (HnNKD)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (U3vI3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
GI Jane killed her career.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (Y5qcH)
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Um, some of those communities that have least accepted the jab really, really don't like outsiders. Especially govt sponsored ones. Can't imagine bullet proof vests are comfortable during a summer heat wave either.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (Ojki1)
Or does this mean Michaela can have sex with her daddy? Or mommy?
Just so you know, Michaela, I don't give a crap who you or anyone else is sexually attracted to, unless it impacts me personally. Since you are far, far away (thank God), I think I'm safe from your predation.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
Even before "Striptease", Demi was meh.
She probably peaked at or around "Disclosure".
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:31 PM (XSRBF)
Online dating combined with the destruction of most social activities for young adults and the end of workplace romances has been horrible for both sexes. Too many women overestimate their looks, while simultaneously bringing little to the table in terms of personality or intelligence. Too many men either view hooking up as a video game where they are trying to get the high score, or are shut out completely.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
It is, they don't, they can, that's not why they're adding you to this list.
Thank you for participating.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Skip
We'll all have to go to NY to stand outside Ace's window to hear him read his blog.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (XSRBF)
Keep it up and the shots might start going the other way. Patience is not unlimited.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (aXxgO)
Good point.
Just when I think i'm boss level cynical and conspiracy minded, someone comes along to one up you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (hhkwL)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (Cxk7w)
Close. Yes, their control but you will a) be made to care and 2) given a score on your social viability.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (UuD2k)
My son's high school stopped school dances. Kids can't meet girls anymore, and that's the problem.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (XSRBF)
You're thinking of de-MEE-sexuals.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (O6DoG)
Truth be told, she didn't change her name until later in her career, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
*Considers raising his hand*
Well....I will say she had a good, long run as a 1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
Dinty Moore Demi Moore demisexual.
I can't have sex with Demi Moore until she's covered in stew.
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
I thought Ace lived in Iceland ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (arJlL)
They are hell-bent on 70% of the population vaccinated. They will got to outright force is necessary. They're just going incrementally, but they will get there if they have to do.
They started with the "free shit" incentives and now they're going to in-person hectoring. A gun to your head will follow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm confused as to who the government wants to kill. Is it blacks, or all young men, or ?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz
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Everyone who doesn't draw a Treasury check.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (r+sAi)
I'm confused as to who the government wants to kill. Is it blacks, or all young men, or ?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Conservatives. They want to CONTROL everyone else.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:37 PM (XSRBF)
*Considers raising his hand*
Well....I will say she had a good, long run as a 1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (uxJPn)
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*searches for new pictures of Demi Moore, ready to announce support for her bonability*
Oh my GOD! What happened to her face?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM (4fSQf)
I think it's as much about trying to get the economy to reopen fully, including schools. The public teacher unions have come out in favor of mandatory vaccinations, which is going over about as well as a fart in church. The Administration is probably afraid of going into another school year of online schooling because the teachers refuse to return to the classroom.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Ummmmmmm......Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2021 02:42 PM (kB2EL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)
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They'd rather not kill if they can avoid it. It's bad economics. But it is inevitable, because their lust for control and self-reinforcing cycles will demand it.
But they want whites and men dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:42 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:42 PM (Mzdiz)
"So, wait...you live in an Islamic goatfuck country because you like being treated like shit by these halfbreeds? Well, hell, woman. You need someone to fuck some good sense into you. Take off them clothes, kufr."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:43 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (XSRBF)
Yup. No HS dances. No dance halls. Sure, you can go to nightclubs/bars... when you're 21. But those tend to be awful for meeting people.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:43 PM (jOcSX)
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At best.... this is a payola sop to Big Pharma via forced purchaser of their products.
Moore likely a population reduction strategy.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
I remember that movie WELL from my teens.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
"Lambda" represents anything that can be created when needed. In computing, a lambda function is something that's created on-the-fly whenever it's needed. It's discarded right away.
It's a freaking hoax and they are rubbing it in your face. Not very subtly.
Posted by: lambda-this at July 06, 2021 02:44 PM (bSEQ2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Anyone not already in their club, and only keep a minimum number of those will do domestic work/landscaping for cheap. Whites need not apply for these jobs, cause they like having an ethnic flavor to the help.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
battery powered 3/8 ratchet, an extension, and a rack of snap-on allen
sockets. I said this is how you do things when you're not a fucking
retard. I zipped it together in like 3 minutes.".
That's hot.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2021 02:44 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (XSRBF)
Mandatory high school gay-dances.
"But...I'm not gay."
"Everyone is gay. Now, dance."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 06, 2021 02:23 PM
So you're saying you're into bundtsecks?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Time. And plastic surgery.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wQb4c)
"But...I'm not gay."
"Everyone is gay. Now, dance."
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (xK9An)
This is every commercial on TV now.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Unless that's not what they're ackshully doing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.
If I were a gun nut conspiracy theorist, I might think it was a dry run for gun confiscation.
But note, Bob from the NSA, I said I'm NOT a gun nut conspiracy theorist. Not me. No siree!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:46 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Time. And plastic surgery.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wQb4c)
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There are pictures from 10 years ago where she just looks MILF-y as hell. Then she became a plastic doll that's gotten discarded due to a manufacturing error.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
I remember that movie WELL from my teens.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Ione Skye > Jennifer Connelly > Demi Moore
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (M+Lyo)
.........
Do it in Chicago. Late at night on weekends.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (v0R5T)
The shit we are going through was all proselytized in newsletters in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2021 02:39 PM (O6DoG
That's probably how the term should be spelled with no reference to the actress. That or "de-ME-sexuals. It's all about ME! ME! ME! (or rather THE, THEM, THEM as they take to Twitter, Instagram and other platforms to talk about their like totally amazing insights on their sexuality which everybody needs to hear about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (k39e/)
What makes 70% the magical number -- what are they really wanting with this?
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: lambda-this at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bSEQ2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (d9FiS)
Bob@NSA has everything we've all typed here stored in some server in Utah and other places. Every damned thing. The only question is how far back. There are storage limitations (which are getting less and less), and they can't keep everything forever.
But you can figure a couple of years. Unless they flag something and then keep it forever.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)
*searches for new pictures of Demi Moore, ready to announce support for her bonability*
Oh my GOD! What happened to her face?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
She decide it would be better to look like Courtney Cox than Demi Moore.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wQb4c)
So it looks like her cheekbones are down by the edges of her lips.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:40 PM (XSRBF)
Given this current crop of "empowered" girls ? I've firmly instructed my son to lease or rent - but never buy. He seems to agree. This bunch is mostly out of their minds.
And they're encouraged by certain segments of the previous generations. This is a war by proxy.
Posted by: East of Omaha at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (c1sSU)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
It's the magical number for the MSM to declare Biden "shut down" the virus.
Posted by: lambda-this at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (bSEQ2)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Dont forget biracial families.
Nothing agaisnt them.... at all. But theyre EVERYWHERE in advertising.
One of the insurance bigs had a white dad, black mom and Asian kids in their 30 second spot.
Not kidding.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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Effective herd immunity for the wider population, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2021 02:38 PM
He'll have warned us, though, the act of which will go down in history as The Midnight Vespa Ride of Ace O'Spades.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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Effective herd immunity for the wider population, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)
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Surely they're including the number of people who have test positive for covid in these calculations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
I believe it was thrown out early. My theory is that they figured it would be easily achievable, but was high enough to seem plausible, and thus they could claim victory over COVID, unlike El Diablo Naranja.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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2 out of 3 ????
Aint bad.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (d9FiS)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/ODWt1-ZdbWw
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
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Surely you jest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
I think Courtney Cox peaked in sexiness right with her bit part in The Longest Yard and then she took the rollercoaster down. Plastic surgery overboard plus lip injections I think.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)
And that's why everyone still has to wear masks?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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Effective herd immunity for the wider population, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)
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70% is way too high for historical herd immunities.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
One of the insurance bigs had a white dad, black mom and Asian kids in their 30 second spot.
Not kidding.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Fuck. It's even in peanut butter commercials......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Further evidence we should keep all teenagers away from the Internet.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2021 01:49 PM
Hmmm. I seem to recall the mass-media promoted "social cachet" of deviancy being promoted back in the '60s? Or was it the Roaring 20s? Pre-Net, anywhy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - richard at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (8mOxN)
Yeah, the 70% represents some naive herd immunity figure they pulled out their ass. At least that's the "cover story". But it doesn't take into account natural immunity that's already there.
We're at herd immunity levels now most certainly based on natural + vaccinated.
But they're still going for the 70%.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
phrasing?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (v3pYe)
Not kidding.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
I saw that! I'm guessing we are supposed to think they adopted the kids?
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
You put your peanut butter in my chocolate !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (BF4ks)
Oh my GOD! What happened to her face?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
She decide it would be better to look like Courtney Cox than Demi Moore.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
What was she thinking?!?! She looks like a freak.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (YQ8tF)
But they're still going for the 70%.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
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So, you're saying that our government is becoming obsessed with the optics of fixing a problem that doesn't need fixing?
Sounds about right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Creation would not design the species thusly, and Natural Selection would have eliminated them eons ago.
Posted by: NeverBiden at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (uA3aJ)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2021 02:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ZOD
Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston
I got ants in my pants!
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2021 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:45 PM (wQb4c)
So it looks like her cheekbones are down by the edges of her lips.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)
She was seriously cute for a long time. Now she looks like Skeletor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2021 02:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2021 02:53 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Ken at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (RXE8a)
The herd immunity level varies with the disease. For measles for instance, it's probably 90% or greater.
The measles vaccine is a well-known, truly safe and effective vaccine. Even there, you get some rare deadly reactions, but the safety profile is well known.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (Mzdiz)
And those who have had it and... survived.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (M+Lyo)
I said that to someone at work once and she had no idea what I was talking about. Friggin kids.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ZOD at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: NeverBiden at July 06, 2021 02:52 PM (uA3aJ)
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The transgender thing is a serious philosophical problem for both the gay rights crowd *and* the feminists.
Except that it isn't, because they aren't superficially consistent and the problem doesn't really bother them. Fundamentally, all of it helps with the dynamic class war in all dimensions simultaneously, and thus the inconsistencies are irrelevant even though the entire trans development has nuked all of their prior premises.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:54 PM (Jsjd7)
We're at herd immunity levels now most certainly based on natural + vaccinated.
But they're still going for the 70%.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 06, 2021 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)
They want to pretend natural immunity doesn't exist. And yeah the pulled out of ass theory on why 70% fits. They did it with social distancing. They did it with lockdowns. They did it with masks. All pulled out of their asses and pretending their were facts behind them.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2021 02:55 PM (G2zl5)
My theory is that they figured it would be easily achievable, but was high enough to seem plausible, and thus they could claim victory over COVID, unlike El Diablo Naranja.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 06, 2021 02:50 PM (jOcSX)
I, too, am partial to "Diablo Naranja."
https://tinyurl.com/2nk3yjwt
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2021 02:55 PM (Ink9N)
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
When I visited DC in 2009, I was shocked to see every single low-level gov employee was Black. Every single one.
Apartheid is very real in the swamp.
Posted by: lambda-this at July 06, 2021 02:55 PM (bSEQ2)
What makes 70% the magical number -- what are they really wanting with this?
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 06, 2021 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
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Effective herd immunity for the wider population, I think.Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)
No. If they reach 70 - then the new magic number will be 80.
They have figured something out - how to manipulate a certain segment of the population. The segment that really, really needs to comply and feel satisfaction from it.
All they have to do is keep jacking up the number. Because that new number moves people, and moves some people to move other people. It really does. It's a "nudge".
Posted by: East of Omaha at July 06, 2021 02:56 PM (c1sSU)
If you subscribe to the concept that this is all part of the well documented communist plan to destroy the west.
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:56 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2021 02:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ihOKA) at July 06, 2021 02:57 PM (ihOKA)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 06, 2021 02:48 PM (UHVv4)
No, they did Hot for Teacher.
Posted by: flounder at July 06, 2021 02:58 PM (KnJdm)
I'm sure you're all *shocked, shocked*.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2021 02:58 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Alabama at July 06, 2021 02:56 PM (4fSQf)
They will be the first to the camps too. Real commies won't put up with loud, unproductive weirdos once they've served their purpose.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2021 02:58 PM (UuD2k)
Why would anyone trust ANY math that comes from The Swamp?
Seriously, its credibility is right up there with the MFM because it's the same sewer of people. They will use any numbers necessary to get citizens to heel.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 06, 2021 02:59 PM (aXxgO)
And then " well we should really include flu shots on the passports too." And then etc...
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2021 02:59 PM (G2zl5)
Mark my words, the CD mayor will throw a 'rona victory parade soon. And eveey single journo will pretend it's the most important milestone in US history.
Posted by: lambda-this at July 06, 2021 02:59 PM (bSEQ2)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2021 03:00 PM (Dryq8)
All this stupidity was performed [because that's what it is -- a performance] on instagram.
Again, I mention what I read yesterday about some idiot hollywood celery named florence pugh complaining about "receiving unwanted attention on social media" after she posted something about herself and her boyfriend....
on social media...
for attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2021 03:00 PM (yMctG)
In conclusion, as bad as this agenda for Perversion is, it's the Social Media platforms that are tearing this country apart.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 06, 2021 03:02 PM (yMctG)
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