The Morning Rant

So, it looks like, in 2021, after the craziness of 2020, the craziness is being kicked up a notch. Where a president speaking to his supporters at a rally is now an impeachable offense, and a guy taking selfies in the Speaker's chair is the gravest threat to democracy since-- oh, I don't know, maybe since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, and the 25th amendment must be invoked RIGHT NOW and Trump must be impeached RIGHT NOW even though he's only got two weeks left in his term of office. We haven't just lost our minds, we've put them in a weighted canvas bag, taken them out into the Pacific and dropped them into the Marianas Trench.

I don't mean to minimize the violence, especially not against that poor woman who was shot at point-blank range by a Capitol police officer, but after a summer of burning cities, looting businesses, toppling monuments, widespread vandalism, and billions of dollars of property damage, this all sounds like an immense overreaction. I mean, seriously, the Democrats are running around with their hair on fire calling the protests a "coup" and an "insurrection", an "invasion" and "an attempt to overthrow the government" ???. Like the crowd was going to set up some guy wearing buffalo cosplay as the country's new CEO. Yes, windows were broken and offices were trespassed. But the media were all like "something like this has NEVER happened EVER BEFORE", conveniently forgetting the 1954 U.S. Capitol terrorist attack by a group of Puerto Rican separatists who shot up the House of Representatives. Or, even more recently, when dozens of anti-Kavanaugh protestors "invaded" (what a great word that is) one of the Senate office buildings with nary a peep of alarm by the Democrat-media complex.

And they've been very busy on social media today, frantically carving out exceptions for themselves to the "protests are bad" rule they are insisting they have always upheld. This is different, they say. This is an attempt to overthrow the government. Conveniently forgetting that overthrowing the government is antifa's explicit raison d'etre. Donald Trump incited these riots, say they. Conveniently forgetting to explain what he actually said that incited the protestors, turning them into rioters.

And this is a tired joke, but I'm going to say it anyway: given the immense size of the crowd (a million?) and the tiny number (50-100, I think) of protesters who actually broke into the building, why can't we classify Wednesday's rally as "mostly peaceful"? Especially since, at the end of the day, pretty much everybody simply went home. That was the supposed "coup"? That was the attempt to "take over" the government? Are you freaking kidding me? If that was the plan, then whoever plotted the coup was real bad at it.

"I'm AOC And I Approve Of Protests"

Sally, Then:

Sally, Now:

Remember This?

None Dare Call It Incitement:

Seems Fair:

Oh My, Look At This Fearsome "Insurrection":

Who Dis:

Couple of easy ones for you today...

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1 Go-rilla!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:16 AM (L8ADy)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at January 08, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

3 And Wild, Wild West!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:16 AM (L8ADy)

4 So I see we have decided to let it burn

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2021 11:16 AM (Zmnko)

5 top 5

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:16 AM (8D42x)

6 Robert Conrad was hot

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (ONvIw)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Still, #WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Robert Conrad and some heroin chic lady.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (kTF2Z)

10 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (OE50I)

11 SOS. Dad's favorite. He'd have hated what the world's turned into now.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (OUMaO)

12 I don't mean to minimize the violence,

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Chris Hayes speaks!

Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

13 Couple of easy ones for you today...

Easy as in randy roundheels?

Posted by: spindrift at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (h5TKJ)

14 Robert Conrad and some heroin chic lady.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:17 AM (kTF2Z)

Yeah, some of them pics none too flattering.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (L8ADy)

15 I am going to focus on finding ways I can enjoy myself while living in a failed state.

Posted by: West at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (QY+6a)

16 Who Dis: Nancy Drew and James West

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (ch6++)

17 I don't think even CPT Charles wants to make SOS at home.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:19 AM (W+kMI)

18 Anyone who thought they wouldn't follow through with their coup is far too stupid to have an opinion. Of course a protest with the police killing protestors (and a very suspicious death of a murdering pic 24 hours later) will be punished much worse than looting and murdering. We're going to public school rules. Blacks rule with impunity, whites are punished for the slightest infraction...

... And Rosenbaum will be released after anally raping children, as part of the Antifa vanguard. Now protected by Joe Biden.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (hXwPq)

19 Pappy Boyington!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

20 West, James West.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (AwYPR)

21 "mostly peaceful"??

hell, the protest on Wednesday didn't even make it to the "fiery but mostly peaceful" stage. I'm not sure what democrats (and yes, i include most of the gope in that as well) are upset about. outside of one capitol police officer, which is sad, but i haven't heard how he died, only those evil trump supporters died ANYWAY...

it's not like they were people.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (8D42x)

22 Good.. Trump has said no to going to the fake inauguration...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (Zmnko)

23 Yeah, some of them pics none too flattering.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (L8ADy)

I guess you noticed my problem: it was surprisingly difficult finding good photos of her that I could use

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (bVK2s)

24 Chris Hayes speaks!

Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

1. I thought Benghazi wasn't a thing.

2. You're a lying sack of shit. Fuck off, fag.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

25 I dare ya.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (qH6FZ)

26 Creamed chipped beef on toast is pretty good. Haven't had it in years though.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (nakwk)

27 11 SOS. Dad's favorite. He'd have hated what the world's turned into now.
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I think your father would agree with me that soy meat that "looks and tastes like the real thing" is an abomination before the LORD, and a sign of bad things rising.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (W+kMI)

28 Robert Conrad and some actress who is either married to him, slept with him, or worked with him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (C+We0)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (arJlL)

30 OM says Who Dis is easy today, but I for one am stumped.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (dfRN6)

31 Quite the fivehead that lady's got. No idea who she is, not my type.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (oQ94s)

32 Stefanie Powers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (mzC78)

33 Loved SOS as a kid.

Just could never ask my mom to make it because "swear word."

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

34 The Wild Wild West is one of the very few TV shows I own on DVD. I love teh duo of Jim and Artemus.

Although I was born after its run on CBS, I was hooked when I watched it being rerun on cable.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (ch6++)

35 If that Who Dis guy had been the knight in today's painting, I could understand the naked nymphs in the garden going crazy.

Posted by: jmel at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (bVhJi)

36 I had a lot of shit on a shingle when I was a kid. I'm not sure I've seen that beef in a jar for years. But like Spam, I'm probably not really paying attention.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (L8ADy)

37 1. I thought Benghazi wasn't a thing.

2. You're a lying sack of shit. Fuck off, fag.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect

I've got one question for Chris Hayes. What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: AF at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (7TIB9)

38 Robert Conrad was so handsome.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (7bcfy)

39 Quite the fivehead that lady's got. No idea who she is, not my type.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (oQ94s)

I find her mostly homely.

Imma go back and stare at the Art Thread for a while.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Chris Hayes speaks!

Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

So Chris doesn't think Muslims are people? What a racist bigot. I bet he doesn't even know how many of the attackers were killed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (xfb67)

41 Fine. Pamela Sue Martin. Robert Conrad. Both in The Lady In Red.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (C+We0)

42 So that's what Abba was singing about.

Posted by: spindrift at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (h5TKJ)

43 Ugh. Creamed chipped beef on toast...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, fight smart at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (ifmtJ)

44 32 Stefanie Powers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (mzC7

Not Steph. Think Dynasty.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bVK2s)

45
I've got one question for Chris Hayes. What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: AF at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (7TIB9)

PLEASE tell me someone put that in his twat(ter) feed.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

46 That's James West, of Wild Wild West -- the original Mr. Tightpants!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

47 I mean, seriously, the Democrats are running around with their hair on fire calling the protests a "coup" and an "insurrection", an "invasion" and "an attempt to overthrow the government" ???.

They misspelled "election fraud" as "protests."

The election fraud was the coup and insurrection and invasion and government overthrow.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (ofYez)

48 The democrats have a few advantages over us:

1) they have no conscience, 2) they have developed and cultivated a legal defense network and the political willingness to run interference for felons "doing the right thing.", 3) the media.

Look I am not "sour grapesing" but do people here seriously not remember the decades people who understood what was happening warned of precisely what occurred during Trump and Bush the younger?

Like the line from the shrink to Carmala in the Sopranos, "you can never say you were not told."

The GOP base itself and "its" politicians have made the decision to surrender to the democrats by not engaging in simple game theory driven actions to make democrat excess painful.

By the way point )3 up there is the most important and most vulnerable.

The GOP cannot even tell every journalist they see every moment of the day to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Lzpvj)

49 22 Good.. Trump has said no to going to the fake inauguration...
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Like they'd let him in, anyway. He's had the Wuhan Flu, remember? Don't want to Tippecanoe ol' President Asterisk just yet, right?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (W+kMI)

50 These people have spent 4+ years riled up on hate and craziness. They are junkies. You can't just quit the endorphin rush of hate and discontent. They are coke addicts that "it just isn't working anymore and hey how about I try meth I hear that gets you high" They are never going to rehab and it will only end one way. They burn down their house, the fire spreads to your house and both don't have a home anymore.

Posted by: Fletch at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bpHgy)

51 Kinda OT but didja see the ChiComs bragging about the forced steriluzation of women?

Chinese Embassy in US
@ChineseEmbinUS

China government account
Study shows that in the process of eradicating extremism, the minds of Uygur women in Xinjiang were emancipated and gender equality and reproductive health were promoted, making them no longer baby-making machines. They are more confident and independent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)

52 Funny what these people call a "peaceful protest" vs a "mob attack". We are through the looking glass people.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (PZSHy)

53
Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

So Chris doesn't think Muslims are people? What a racist bigot. I bet he doesn't even know how many of the attackers were killed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Chris Hayes is a stupid drone on MSNBC, and repeats what he is told to say by his masters. Don't expect anything interesting, profound or truthful to come out of his cheesepipe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (vcOmj)

54 The Wild Wild West is one of the very few TV shows I own on DVD. I love teh duo of Jim and Artemus.

I still remember watching the first runs, and when my parents got a color TV, looking forward to the season starting in color. Still think the B&W ones were the best - when the animated character punched the gal at the beginning instead of kissing her.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (L8ADy)

55 Fine. Pamela Sue Martin. Robert Conrad. Both in The Lady In Red.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (C+We0)

Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner?

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (AwYPR)

56 Not Steph. Think Dynasty.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bVK2s)

I don't eat at Chipotles, so generally avoid Dysentery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (mzC78)

57 41 Fine. Pamela Sue Martin. Robert Conrad. Both in The Lady In Red.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (C+We0)

There you go. You can come up to the window to pick up your quatloos after the thread gets aced.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (bVK2s)

58 damn, in photo 7 she's got eyes that look like they could burn a hole through plate steel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (V2Yro)

59 22 Good.. Trump has said no to going to the fake inauguration...
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It should also be noted that John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's first inauguration either. Partly because he wasn't invited, it wasn't a tradition yet, and partly because he was very bitter about the election.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (W+kMI)

60 Pamela Sue did a Playboy shoot, I remember it was a disappointment to this 16 year old kid.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (qH6FZ)

61 So I see we have decided to let it burn
Posted by: It's me donna

I'm not wasting one iota of energy to try and stop it. Dems wanted this. Dems get it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (n2JA9)

62 OM says Who Dis is easy today, but I for one am stumped.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (dfRN6)

seems familiar but i'm blanking on early 80s ladies. i was more worried about the Cubs and Blackhawks back then.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (8D42x)

63 Benghazi: At least 75 people were killed in 2 days of fighting in Benghazi.

Chris is a fucking idiot and he's supposed to be a reporter of facts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (xfb67)

64 Trump isn't going to the inauguration on January 20th. He's posting on Gab now.

Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (//ATM)

65 At some point we're going to have to realize that there is no negotiating in good faith, there is no agreeing to disagree, and there is no honest discussion capable to be had with the Left. They mean to take everything we hold dear, crush it, and then destroy us. We'd better come to grips with that, and the sooner the better.

Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (J3x3K)

66 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

What a cold, soulless thing to say.

FOAD, prick. Burn in Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Shit on a shingle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (9AHqZ)

68 Thanks for the quatloos voucher! Now I can buy a pony!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (C+We0)

69 Test

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (vQJZv)

70 50 Posted by: Fletch at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bpHgy)

Correct and they have been mainlining hate since '68.

They will happily kill me because I believe that the individual is responsible for where they wind up.

Forget that at your own peril.

Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (Lzpvj)

71 I like the idea of the Great America Party. But it would instantly dissolve the already irrelevant GOP. Which I wholly support. Death to the coward party.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (eJn7u)

72 And what's the S.O.S. stand for?

I'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)

73 42 So that's what Abba was singing about.
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This
*applauds*

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (W+kMI)

74 69 Test

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (vQJZv)

F-

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (xfb67)

75 67 Shit on a shingle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (9AHqZ)

As my dad would explain to me when he was in basic training.

Or as the song goes...

"And the Navy gets the gravy and the Army gets the beans, beans, beans, beans..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (s2VJv)

76 I still remember watching the first runs, and when
my parents got a color TV, looking forward to the season starting in
color. Still think the BW ones were the best - when the animated
character punched the gal at the beginning instead of kissing her.

Posted by: clutch cargo

My fave, too!

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (4I/2K)

77 Wild Wild West had a midget bad guy, can you do midget bad guys now?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (+4EvF)

78 The funniest *and* scariest part of that AOC tweet is that someone from her office demanded that Twitter stop people from retweeting it.

Think about that.

The new fisrt impulse of the Democrats (and this is pretty much all of them) is to have Big Tech shut down speech they don't like.

Elizabeth Warren has demanded Trump be suspended (in the past), Michelle Obama just recently made that request, we know thanks to a lawsuit that it was a MA SoS who demanded Dr. Shiva's twitter be suspended after he raised a stink about his 2020 MA Senate primary results being very suspicious.

This is where we are in 2021: Government shuts speech down as first option.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

79 >>> 41 Fine. Pamela Sue Martin. Robert Conrad. Both in The Lady In Red.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (C+We0)

Ahhh! Dynasty, that's what I remember her from.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (l6b3d)

80 72 And what's the S.O.S. stand for?

I'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)

Shit on a Shingle

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (xfb67)

81 Trump isn't going to the inauguration on January 20th. He's posting on Gab now.
Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (//ATM)

He's on Gab?!? About 4 years too late. I just wish everybody else would leave - but they don't want to have to build up followers again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (L8ADy)

82 Fine. Pamela Sue Martin. Robert Conrad. Both in The Lady In Red.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.

He just acted big. He was actually pretty fit and good at martial arts, and did a lot of his own stunts.

They ran "The Wild,Wild West" off the air because it was a sop to the nannies who thought TV was "too violent".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (vcOmj)

83 "He's posting on Gab now."

Dammit, I'm too damn lazy to sign up for another site.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (qH6FZ)

84 Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner?

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (AwYPR)

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I'm sure if OM were going after that angle, the pairing would have been Gene Wilder and Kelly Lebrock.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (ch6++)

85 65 Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (J3x3K)

You cannot fight when the majority of your own caucus thinks fighting is immoral.

The GOP base thinks that "doing the right thing" and braying over and over "I trust the good cops and DAs" will save them.

Buckle up.

Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

86 I've been set free by the grace of God
I'm free (with a settled peace within)
No more the paths of sin I trod

Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (vQJZv)

87 What's interesting is they are calling this a "Trump attack" and not a "white supremacist attack".

They're going to keep the Trump brand going a while it seems.

Clear they want to make his name a dirty word. Make him difficult to support when they jail him and do lord knows what else.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (PZSHy)

88 He's on Gab?!? About 4 years too late. I just wish everybody else would leave - but they don't want to have to build up followers again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (L8ADy)

Why? Twitter followers are worthless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (xfb67)

89 Test
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (vQJZv)

Positive for Covid

- The CDC

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

90 I was happy when I heard the hysteria, I thought at last the right is fighting back. After years of being tossed around, not by schoolyard bullies, but by little twerps with Bartletts quotations in their back pockets, at last we were fighting back. Instead we were being our usual polite selves staying in the lines amd everything.

That is why we lost. This is why my son will never live in America. We are polite as the boot is being pressed down on our face. We won't fight. So we lost.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (CYk5a)

91 And those 100+ radical leftist rioters/vandals/arsonists who were arrested after Trump's inauguration in 2017 were released a week later, and all the charges against them were dropped.

"Justice" in America.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (k4dH2)

92 A joke. A sham. A put-on. That's what America has become. Look around at all the people just pretending everything is fine. They sure are going to be surprised when a nice young person in a sharp new uniform is holding a pistol at their head as they kneel in front of a ditch.

Posted by: Cinderfella at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (HI3xr)

93 48 The democrats have a few advantages over us:"

just to restate something I've posted before; Organization, Leadership, Planning.

The left has a very large organization, including a lot of street fighter foot soldiers that they can deploy on command any time. The left has a leadership that for now is united and focused on Power. The left has now shown that they had a comprehensive, multi-pronged plan that has succeeded brilliantly.

we have none of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (V2Yro)

94 I may be down, but Im not out. I hope others feel the same.
Posted by: LASue, rightful President by election Stolen by Asshoe china at January 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Ed8Zd)

Not me. I'm down and out. Nothing left to life, but bitterness and anger. Oh, and my wife's friends laughing in my face. Oh, and the camps. Can't forget the camps.

Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (9AFWN)

95 Remember the angry, violent feminists trying to break into the chamber during the Kavanaugh hearings?

I also remember the pussy hat brigade and Madonna wanting to blow up the White House.

Welp, now the left is literally hoping we'll all be killed. And they're not shy about saying so. But @Jack isn't shutting them down on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

96 >>Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

OK, now do summer of BLM and Antifa riots.

I'm sure Hates has no idea that over 30 people have died with those "protests."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

97 Wild Wild West had a midget bad guy, can you do midget bad guys now?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Miguelito Loveless.

They should allow midgets in the NBA !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

98 Dad made good SOS, but we didn't have it often because Mom couldn't get the hang of it (or didn't like it). It was his favorite when he was in the Corps.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (x8Wzq)

99 I'm here.

I have not seen what Blaster and others who were there on Wednesday have posted already, but have two comments.
First, we were at the back of the Capital building starting around noon, waiting for the official rally to start there. The crowd was sparse compared to the Ellipse and main part of the mall. There were however, agitators already calling for large men to move to the barriers as the plan was to immediately take them down. No one responded.
Things stayed peaceful where we were until the people from the front of the building came streaming around the building being directed through open barriers by police.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (sd8p8)

100 Trump's gab on not attending inauguration: https://tinyurl.com/y3zk7yns

Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (//ATM)

101 Why would a Hercules fly over my house? Man, what a rumble. I thought a truck was driving straight at me, which is impossible.

And, to the topic at hand, without double standards, would the Left have any standards at all?

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (vOGqy)

102 Nancy Drew and Pappy Boyington.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (yQpMk)

103 So has anyone compared what has happened these last 5 years to the movie Ghost Ship?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (vQJZv)

104 These people have spent 4+ years riled up on hate and craziness. They are junkies. You can't just quit the endorphin rush of hate and discontent.

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This worries me greatly.

It starts with people in California telling business owners in NC which children's' bathrooms they are required to allow adult cross-dressers to use.

It continued with pronouns, then antifa/BLM riots, and now how your vote is counted.

I dread to think about what is coming next.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - now is the time to understand what that weapon snatcher meant about being a gray man at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (9aYjv)

105 72 And what's the S.O.S. stand for?

I'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)

"Shit on a shingle."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (bVK2s)

106 77 Wild Wild West had a midget bad guy, can you do midget bad guys now?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (+4EvF)

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Michael Bloomberg?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (ch6++)

107 Wild Wild West had a midget bad guy, can you do midget bad guys now?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Well, Dr Evil had Minnie-Me!

Miguelito Loveless, arch miniature bad guy. Played by Michael Dunn, who also appeared on a Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (vcOmj)

108 I'm sure if OM were going after that angle, the pairing would have been Gene Wilder and Kelly Lebrock.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (ch6++)

I couldn't recall her name.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (AwYPR)

109 Wow, Gab can't even load right now - maybe because of Trump? Things would be very different today if he'd have only bailed twatter. @jack might be laying in a gutter he didn't even own.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (L8ADy)

110 Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (vcOmj)

No 'ettes care

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (ONvIw)

111 So has anyone compared what has happened these last 5 years to the movie Ghost Ship?

I'm likening it to The Poseidon Adventure, also staring Nancy Drew.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (yQpMk)

112 Test
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (vQJZv)

but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

113 >>Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.

He just acted big. He was actually pretty fit and good at martial arts, and did a lot of his own stunts.

Also: Blue eyes, nice tush!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

114 90 Posted by: BurkeanMama at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (CYk5a)

Well at least a lot of people have the clean conscience of "that is not who we are" to rest their heads on.

Well folks "who the democrats are" is in dictatorial charge of the nation for the foreseeable future, I think who you are is "losers."

Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Lzpvj)

115 'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)

Hurl? And I love these discussions that can happen only here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Dz5W3)

116
but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

You never studied.....

Posted by: Ray Stantz at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

117
OK, let's not get it twisted.

When you live in a decent society governed by respectful people who are accountable to the people they serve, there is no more powerful tool for justice than peaceful protest in the manner of Gandhi or King.

But that's not where we live. In tyrannies, protest is a weapon of intimidation against authority, and without the element of intimidation, it is useless. The Left may not like it when we do it, but they created this environment, so their complaints are hollow.

I'm only disappointed that the protesters didn't put the Capitol to the torch and then march on that Bastille called the Hoover Building with piked Congress-skulls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Bvn1K)

118 51 Kinda OT but didja see the ChiComs bragging about the forced steriluzation of women?

Chinese Embassy in US
@ChineseEmbinUS

China government account
Study shows that in the process of eradicating extremism, the minds of Uygur women in Xinjiang were emancipated and gender equality and reproductive health were promoted, making them no longer baby-making machines. They are more confident and independent.
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Yes, I was aware of that announcement. The doublespeak in full Planned Parenthood mode was disgusting and creepy. I hope the f*****g dam breaks.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (W+kMI)

119 Gab only repeats Donald Trump from Twitter.

I figure he's keeping that account free for the Day of the Rope. Gab will be quickly terminated by any means necessary when that becomes likely, but it will be too late.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (hXwPq)

120 113 >>Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.
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Most actors are small. How else can you fit them in a TeeVee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (vQJZv)

121 Miguelito Loveless, arch miniature bad guy. Played by Michael Dunn, who also appeared on a Star Trek episode.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (vcOmj)

He was the best. Steampunk before steampunk. And the traps! Giant meat grinders and human blenders behind sliding doors. The one that freaked me out as a kid were the steam powered robots he controlled with an organ. Brilliant stuff.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (L8ADy)

122 Dad made good SOS, but we didn't have it often because Mom couldn't get the hang of it (or didn't like it). It was his favorite when he was in the Corps.

-

SOS looks a lot very similar to what we make using cream of mushroom soup and ground beef. It's fantastic on rice and makes great leftovers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - now is the time to understand what that weapon snatcher meant about being a gray man at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (9aYjv)

123
They should allow midgets in the NBA !
Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

And Obese men and women, it's only equitable and diverse!

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (ONvIw)

124 The SOS is awesome!
Had a cook in my unit in Germany that was amazing.
Best Breakfasts EVAH!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (axyOa)

125 They ran "The Wild,Wild West" off the air because it was a sop to the nannies who thought TV was "too violent".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (vcOmj)

It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the late 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (bVK2s)

126 Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes

The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

When has that turd ever cared about Benghazi, or any military deaths for that matter?

He drips soy.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

127 Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:27 AM (vcOmj)

No 'ettes care
Posted by: CN a

Was he taller than Tom Cruise ?

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

128 We won't fight. So we lost.
Posted by: BurkeanMama at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (CYk5a)

The time to fight was the day after the steal. I can't count how many people, even here, said "well I'm going to wait to see all legal avenues tried first, then we'll see." Well guess what, now it's too late, the "fight" is over. Now the military will be used to hunt down anyone who dares to act up publicly, have no doubt about that. We're all just frenchmen standing on the Champs Elysees, waiting for the Wehrmacht's parade to start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (V2Yro)

129 'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)

Hurl? And I love these discussions that can happen only here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Reverse peristalsis

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (vcOmj)

130 Oh, Pamela Sue Martin. I used to watch the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew show sometimes.

I see from IMDB that she was also in The Poseidon Adventure. Had forgotten that, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (dfRN6)

131 Second, there were people handing out glossy posters for The Great American Patriot Party. Org.
Great logo with a lion.
I firmly believe that this is Trump's plan B. He would immediately have 70 million potential members. I know I would sign up in a heartbeat. This would decimate the Republican Party and a good part of the Democrat party as well.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (sd8p8)

132 Was he taller than Tom Cruise ?
Posted by: JT

Definitely.
Tom Cruise is just a gay homonuculus.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (vcOmj)

133
Hurl? And I love these discussions that can happen only here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Dz5W3)

A favorite from my youth: Wretch

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

134 They should allow midgets in the NBA !
Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

I have long contended that basketball would be a better sport if they had goaltenders. My solution would be to have a staging at each end of the court (made of Plexiglass, so fans seated behind could see through it), with a platform and a back board, with two holes in it, about eight feet apart. You'd have a midget goaltender on the platform, who could easily block one hole at a time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (mzC78)

135 Wild Wild West had a midget bad guy, can you do midget bad guys now?

*****

Have you not heard of Bloomberg TV?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

136 It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the late 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

And Green Acres !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (arJlL)

137 93 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (V2Yro)

We have none of that because every time we have started laying the groundwork the "high conscience right" has killed it.

People chose what was coming when they chose to rise above what Obama telegraphed he wanted.

You remember Obama hyping his "civilian force" in 07-08 on the campaign trail?

What do you think Antifa is?

Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (Lzpvj)

138 What's interesting is they are calling this a "Trump attack" and not a "white supremacist attack".

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And now, from the ice cream front:

Ben & Jerry's
@benandjerrys
Yesterday was not a protest-it was a riot to uphold white supremacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

139 No 'ettes care
Posted by: CN

Was he taller than Tom Cruise ?
Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

No 'ettes care. Photo 3 is fabulous!

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

140 Clear they want to make his name a dirty word. Make him difficult to support when they jail him and do lord knows what else.
=====

Reminds me of how Nixon was treated. Even into the 90s (and current meme of 'worse than Watergate') (D)s would physically spit when they said his name. Ironically, Nixon was BigGov all the way.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (MIKMs)

141 Also: Blue eyes, nice tush!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

Calm down, Lizzy, I can hear your heavy breathing all the way out here.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (bVK2s)

142 Those insurgents taking the guided tour are obviously an advanced reconnaissance element of the insurrection! Arrest them all!!!
/sarc

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (axyOa)

143 98 Dad made good SOS, but we didn't have it often because Mom couldn't get the hang of it (or didn't like it). It was his favorite when he was in the Corps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (x8Wzq)

same with my Dad. I always liked it, honestly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (V2Yro)

144
He drips soy.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

From his mouth.

After the blow.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

145 I'd like to hold Tom Cruise upside down by the ankle and shake him until he gives up his pot of gold.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (yQpMk)

146 Old Joe isn't gong to be able to contain himself and keep lecturing and hectoring us like an angry parent scolding the kids, which is only going to piss people off worse. With the MSM and other Dems piling on things are going to spin out of control.

The inauguration is going to have to be on a military base or aircraft carrier . Or maybe at the capitol but with at least that 7' wall, lots of tear gas in the air and multiple lines of riot police. Just like in a South American third world country which my wife is from and she commented yesterday this is is all very familiar.

Posted by: Ripley at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (MxEKc)

147 He was the best. Steampunk before steampunk. And the traps! Giant meat grinders and human blenders behind sliding doors. The one that freaked me out as a kid were the steam powered robots he controlled with an organ. Brilliant stuff.
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Yep. Excellent TV show that was closed down due to production costs not lack of viewers. This coincided with the rise of the All in The Family one stage theater. Basically an extended Jackie Gleason Honeymooners format. Cheap to produce.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (vQJZv)

148 You'd have a midget goaltender on the platform, who could easily block one hole at a time.

*********

I think they already have those at gay bath houses.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (m45I2)

149 Want to know how finished we are as a free country?

A campaign spied on a political rival, was completely exposed and suffered no consequences. And in addition, they aided and abetted voting fraud on a massive scale and suffered no consequences.

This isn't Tim Geitner not paying his taxes. This is the ultimate in political sabotage. Sorry folks, you don't come back from that. Ever.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

150 .... because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

I know I hate having to put sticks in my rubes. That hurts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (vcOmj)

151 Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.
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Most actors are small. How else can you fit them in a TeeVee.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (vQJZv)

5' 7". Stallone 5' 8.25". I remember seeing Sylvester at the WB lot, wearing cowboy boots, and he didn't even come up to the rear view mirror of the truck he was driving. The most entertaining part of Judge Dredd was how they tried so very hard to make him look imposing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (L8ADy)

152 I may be down, but Im not out. I hope others feel the same.
Posted by: LASue, rightful President by election Stolen by Asshoe china at January 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Ed8Zd)

Not me. I'm down and out. Nothing left to life, but bitterness and anger. Oh, and my wife's friends laughing in my face. Oh, and the camps. Can't forget the camps.
Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (9AFWN)

there's a lot left to life. it might require movement, but there's a lot left. and i find a derisive snort or hearty fuck you works for sneering "friends".

but the camps should be happy fun time...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (8D42x)

153 Nancy Drew and Pappy Boyington.

Robert Conrad was just everywhere on TV when I was little. He must have had a great career.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (9Fwwf)

154 They should allow midgets in the NBA !
Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

they do. they are called coaches and GMs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (tsZQ+)

155
I love how "strong wahman" AOC was pleading with Twitter to somehow block access to her past tweets wherein she praised protests and disruptions as the highest public good. You go, "strong gurrrrl"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (/52yu)

156 143 98 Dad made good SOS, but we didn't have it often because Mom couldn't get the hang of it (or didn't like it). It was his favorite when he was in the Corps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (x8Wzq)

same with my Dad. I always liked it, honestly.
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Always reminded me that someone threw up on the toast.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (vQJZv)

157
You remember Obama hyping his "civilian force" in 07-08 on the campaign trail?

What do you think Antifa is?
Posted by: sven at January 08, 2021 11:33 AM (Lzpvj)

We're aware.

We're just not allowed to fight back. See: Rittenhouse, Kyle

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

158 The left never faces consequence. Therefore, running around with lit road flares in a country doused in gasoline and thermite seems logical to them.

So yeah, keep it up, idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (9AHqZ)

159 Tree-climbing chick is a 1. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (HaL55)

160 I got Robert Conrad's autograph waaaaay back in the day at an air show (that'll date me). He was very cool about it as I recall.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (fpng3)

161 Black Sheep Squadron was my favorite show as a kid. Can't find it to stream anywhere.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)

162 we have none of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2021 11:28 AM (V2Yro).

PAID out soldiers. Mercenaries. And supply chains for weapons and assault gear. Again, paid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (Dz5W3)

163 They should allow midgets in the NBA !
Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 11:29 AM (arJlL)

And Obese men and women, it's only equitable and diverse!
Posted by: CN

The obese are beautiful, healthy, and athletic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

164 Jesus Christ on a pogo stick ... f'in SOS.
Now my apatite is shot to hell and gone. If I never see that abomination again it will be too soon. It's like invoking Yoko on the ONT.

I have not deleted my twatter or fb accounts ... yet, but they have gotten close to 0 usage since the election. I seriously do have other things to devote my time to that are more important to me than seeing who did what or pictures of their grandkids.

Yeah, I'm a grumpy old man now get the hell offa my lawn.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (qZdIZ)

165 Thanks for the quatloos voucher! Now I can buy a pony!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:26 AM

There's probably one underneath Chris Hayes' Twitter feed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (OssQ4)

166 Robert Conrad broke his back doing the stunt work on WWW. Seriously injured.

Posted by: JAS, former commenter at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (2BZBZ)

167 Damn. Foot soldiers. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (Dz5W3)

168 Been waiting for the election to be a done deal before presenting the situation to my husband.

He is not going to believe it and will be pissed at me for bringing it up. He will hate having to make hard decisions with little concrete information in what should be our golden years. It will take forever to break through the normalcy bias (and I never fault anyone for that- I have no room to talk) and make it clear that the country we grew up in is gone for good.
Given our ages, we will not see the resolution, but perhaps our grandchildren will.

Relations with family may be strained, and if he should grasp the gravity of what the future will be like, he will worry himself to death over what will happen to the kids and the inability to do anything about it.

This is going to be like telling someone they have a painful chronic condition that could kill them at any time.

Posted by: Sal at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (KTdeA)

169 64 Trump isn't going to the inauguration on January 20th. He's posting on Gab now.
______________

Good. He should not go. Biden did not win the election legitimately, so the elected president should not do anything that conveys, even symbolically, that Biden's administration will be anything other than completely illegitimate.

He'll take shit for it from the left, but who cares? Obama didn't "peacefully" transfer power to Trump in 2017. Yes, Obama attended Trump's inauguration, but behind the scenes Obama was doing everything possible to hamstring Trump, including having the FBI/DOJ frame Trump's incoming National Security Adviser for the "crime" of trying to do his damn job.

So f*ck Biden and Obama too. They're both corrupt criminals, and Trump owes nothing but contempt to either of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (k4dH2)

170 Michael Malice was right. Trump was the dam, not the river. It took me a minute.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (FOVe3)

171 lalalalalalala

I can't hear you!

*puts fingers in ears*
*closes eyes*
*hides under desk*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (W2Pud)

172 Dig deeper! Dig deeper! Quickly now! Make that memory hole deeper! We have a ton of shit coming in and can't run out of space. Keep digging, men!

Posted by: Your Media Overlords at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (UZVEt)

173 Black Sheep Squadron was my favorite show as a kid. Can't find it to stream anywhere.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)

DailyMotion seems to have a few episodes available.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

174 I met Robert Conrad on the back lot of Old Tucson (film studio outside Tucson where they do a lot of western theme TV and movies). He was riding his horse. I was bored and wandering around while the missus was shopping for crap for the kids. Nice guy. And yeah, short. Him...not the horse.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (axyOa)

175 All decisions are made in the face of uncertainty.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (C+We0)

176 Kinda OT but didja see the ChiComs bragging about the forced steriluzation of women?

I won't point out that Ace did a whole post on that yesterday but I did see that somewhere.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (ExV1e)

177
Yon young woman did a cracker jack job of cultivating the cadaverous look.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (/52yu)

178
By the way, just to pile on the DOOM!, apparently BATFEIEIO is considering changing their classification of AR15 lower/upper receivers, with the goal of making the UPPER the serialized firearm. Which would wipe out all of the 80% lowers that some folks have been hoarding.

The gun blogs/yootoob channels have been talking about it for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (EGyGV)

179 Per Twitter
*NY FED PURCHASES $12.801B IN TREASURY COUPONS

A wheelbarrow of money to buy a loaf of bread. Which horseman is this?

Posted by: jmel at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (bVhJi)

180 He was the best. Steampunk before steampunk. And the traps! Giant meat grinders and human blenders behind sliding doors. The one that freaked me out as a kid were the steam powered robots he controlled with an organ.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may
contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (L8ADy)

That's actually a disturbing image.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (bVK2s)

181 Yep. Excellent TV show that was closed down due to production costs not lack of viewers. This coincided with the rise of the All in The Family one stage theater. Basically an extended Jackie Gleason Honeymooners format. Cheap to produce.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:34 AM (vQJZv)

Didn't know why it went off - but it seemed that they destroyed every #$%& TV show about that time by trying to make everything camp to compete with Batman. Man From Uncle one example.

I guess if they couldn't just shoot everything on the western lot at Universal and have only a handful of actors instead of new people every week things would get out of hand fast.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (L8ADy)

182 They should allow midgets in the NBA !
Posted by: JT

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Muggsy Bogues at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (iiCuU)

183 It's probably wrong to pray for an f13 tornado to hit Washington on Jan 20th, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (9AHqZ)

184 Steve Schmidt / the Lincoln Project promises to "forment" consumer blowback against corporations who "donated to Kevin McCarthy or any committee that funded Ted Cruz or Hawley, promising to "work to paralyze companies by instigating employee rebellions and undermining partnerships through advertising targetted at the CEOs, Boards of Directors, Senior Management and Brands."
So, that's the Lincoln Project's new grift.

Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (//ATM)

185 And yeah, short. Him...not the horse.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (axyOa)

He was 5'8". Good enough for me

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (ONvIw)

186 Stouffers makes a great creamed chipped beef that you boil in a bag

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (mpXpK)

187 https://tinyurl.com/y7tyt2ym

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

188 Want to know how finished we are as a free country?

A campaign spied on a political rival, was completely exposed and suffered no consequences. And in addition, they aided and abetted voting fraud on a massive scale and suffered no consequences.

This isn't Tim Geitner not paying his taxes. This is the ultimate in political sabotage. Sorry folks, you don't come back from that. Ever.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel

You paint a grim picture. But...we can watch it all in Hi-Def, so we got that going for us.
Part of me is blazingly angry, and part of me just thinks that this is how it HAS been for some time, and now the masks have dropped and we see things as they really are. Ugly, but the real way things are in Amerika.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (vcOmj)

189 NY FED PURCHASES $12.801B IN TREASURY COUPONS

A wheelbarrow of money to buy a loaf of bread. Which horseman is this?

Posted by: jmel at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (bVhJi)

The purchased bonds, the coupon is the rate the bonds pay. Doesn't anyone know what f'ing words mean?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)

190 Black Sheep Squadron was my favorite show as a kid. Can't find it to stream anywhere.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)

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I found it on a BitTorrent site. Great season one. Season two not so much.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (C+We0)

191 It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the late 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.
Posted by: OregonMuse

Yep. The whole thing is even recorded by Wikipedia as the "Rural Purge". I'm sure there are better articles out there, but that one is a good outline.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (OssQ4)

192 Reposting from the morning thread, with some modifications:

I am not advocating for violence against anyone or anything [Good morning to my FBI agent, I hope you have a splendid day], but I'm done with the ritual denunciations of folks on our side when they step over the line. I'm done with saying "rioters should be punished no matter why they're rioting.'

It gets us nothing with anyone on the left. The left pockets the concessions we give them, and does not offer concessions of its own. The left's rules of engagement are "By any means necessary," and while I don't adopt that rule for myself, if my ideological allies start punching and setting fires and breaking shit, I've got better things to do than tell them that he shouldn't.

I'll consider telling the folks on my side that they can't burn, loot, and murder when the left begins policing their own side. The left started the BAMN rules of engagement. They need to stop first. Until then, to me right-wing violence is just an idea, and not one that I'm going to waste time arguing is a bad idea.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (LqtEe)

193 Need another pic of Conrad with a battery on his shoulder.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (dfRN6)

194 151 Robert Conrad was actually not that tall.
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Most actors are small. How else can you fit them in a TeeVee.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (vQJZv)

5' 7". Stallone 5' 8.25". I remember seeing Sylvester at the WB lot, wearing cowboy boots, and he didn't even come up to the rear view mirror of the truck he was driving. The most entertaining part of Judge Dredd was how they tried so very hard to make him look imposing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:35 AM (L8ADy)
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You think it's normal when you see they leading actor and actress on the screen and they're about the same height or even the actress is a bit taller. Then you realize, wow, that guy must be really short.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

195 Stouffers makes a decent SOS if you don't want to go through the DIY hassle.

Posted by: dingbat at January 08, 2021 11:41 AM (U39us)

196 So, that's the Lincoln Project's new grift.
Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (//ATM)

And I'm gonna help!

Posted by: That skank Kellyanne at January 08, 2021 11:41 AM (ONvIw)

197 It should also be noted that John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's first inauguration either. Partly because he wasn't invited, it wasn't a tradition yet, and partly because he was very bitter about the election.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (W+kMI)

Wasn't that the election where Jefferson threw out disputed electoral votes and ENDED UP AS PRESIDENT?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 08, 2021 11:41 AM (qyH+l)

198 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:38 AM (W2Pud)

*joins nurse under the desk*

*whispers*

"What are we doing?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 11:41 AM (Dz5W3)

199 193 Need another pic of Conrad with a battery on his shoulder.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (dfRN6)

Post it...I DARE YA!

Posted by: browndog at January 08, 2021 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)

200 161 Black Sheep Squadron was my favorite show as a kid. Can't find it to stream anywhere.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)

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It's on the H and I cable network on Saturday evenings these days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (dfRN6)

201 Regarding the blatant double standard the left seems to be so proudly trumpeting regarding "protests": The examples in today's Morning Rant should be the only thing said to anyone on the left from this point forward.

No need to engage in a drawn out conversation, argumentative or otherwise. Just point out their blatant hypocrisy regarding "protests" to anything they say (even if that is not the topic of conversation) and leave it at that.

That's how I plan to handle anything brought up politically from the left-leaning relatives in my wife's family. And thank you, Lord, that there is no one of that sort in my family.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (ch6++)

202 The left wants Trump to attend the faux inauguration because they want him humiliated.

Expect lots of pearl clutching about how he's not going. Lots of first time ever and horrible statesmanship bullshit.

We loathe you and hate your guts! Why won't you attend our party??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (9AHqZ)

203 64 Trump isn't going to the inauguration on January 20th. He's posting on Gab now.
Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:25 AM (//ATM)
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Good. But he has two remaining tasks before then:

(1) Declassify everything
(2) Pardon everyone

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (LqtEe)

204 It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the late 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (bVK2s)

The crazy thing about that whole action is the fact that all the cancelled shows were still drawing a large amount of viewers. ???

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (9rDAZ)

205 So f*ck Biden and Obama too. They're both corrupt criminals, and Trump owes nothing but contempt to either of them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 11:37 AM (k4dH2)

Biden's past will continue to haunt. And people aren't about to stop digging dirt on the election. At some point the laundry will be aired.

BTW, what ever happened to the Ratcliffe report on election interference? Is that not being released until 1/21 now?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (L8ADy)

206 That pic is of creamed beef.

The actual military SOS was/is loose hamburger meat immersed in a tomato sauce and ladled over a piece of toast.

So it looked like what they called it: Shit on a Shingle.

That's the genuine stuff not the chipped beef in gravy poured over some biscuits.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (u+4Rc)

207 It's basic NIMBY,
They were fine with the protests/riots when they were burning minority neighborhoods, minority and poor white businesses, attacking the rubes.
But they never thought the violence they'd been encouraging would ever show up at their own door.
Cry me an f'g river. When you endorsed violence to achieve political ends-- you sent that message to everyone, supporters and opponents alike.

Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (g4VnN)

208 Need another pic of Conrad with a battery on his shoulder.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

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Better make it a triple A.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

209 After he's officially out of office, I hope he goes scorched earth and lists everyone and every back stabbing they gave him.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

210 202 The left wants Trump to attend the faux inauguration because they want him humiliated.

Expect lots of pearl clutching about how he's not going. Lots of first time ever and horrible statesmanship bullshit.

We loathe you and hate your guts! Why won't you attend our party??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (9AHqZ)

Impeach! Invoke the 25th! He must be removed!

What?! He won't attend the inauguration? That bastard!

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (KbCG3)

211 The actual military SOS was/is loose hamburger meat immersed in a tomato sauce and ladled over a piece of toast.

So it looked like what they called it: Shit on a Shingle.

That's the genuine stuff not the chipped beef in gravy poured over some biscuits.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (u+4Rc

This guy has seen things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:44 AM (9AHqZ)

212 >>> The crazy thing about that whole action is the fact that all the cancelled shows were still drawing a large amount of viewers. ???
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (9rDAZ)

What's your point?

Posted by: Fux News at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (l6b3d)

213 Well, time for me to go make some sawdust.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (mzC78)

214 'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC

Spew?

Technicolor yawn is a personal favorite.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (iiCuU)

215 SolarWinds has a new CEO.

Sudhakar Ramakrishna

I feel so much safer now.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

216 You think it's normal when you see they leading actor and actress on the screen and they're about the same height or even the actress is a bit taller. Then you realize, wow, that guy must be really short.
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I rewatched The Godfather and Godfather II last week. Great movies but Dianne Keaton should have been cast by some shorter chick to make Al Pacino look normal. Also, Dianne Keaton is not hot. She struck me as a stringy piece of meat and not the type that would appeal to an Italian. Other than that I enjoyed the flixs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (vQJZv)

217 Expect lots of pearl clutching about how he's not going. Lots of first time ever and horrible statesmanship bullshit.

We loathe you and hate your guts! Why won't you attend our party??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They want Trump to acknowledge and embrace Biden, to give him his sanction. Biden deserves the middle finger.
Biden is and always has been an vulgar third rater, now with added senility.
His inaugural address will likely be an obnoxious call to arms for his Leftist party. "The First 100 Days!" will be momentous for Biden and his regime.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (vcOmj)

218 ... And Rosenbaum will be released after anally raping children, as part of the Antifa vanguard. Now protected by Joe Biden.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2021 11:20 AM (hXwPq)

Rosenbaum has been permanently relieved of his earthly troubles. Thanks, Kyle!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (z79tQ)

219 So after 6+ months of moving the Overton window over what constitutes a "mostly peaceful protest" the whole swamp now declares the minor fracas at the Capitol on Wednesday to be "insurrection?" I know I'm making the same point that's already been made dozens (if not hundreds) of times already, but the double standard is breathtaking! I am shocked that ANYONE is taken in by this; and yet, the narrative is being swallowed. I think we lost 50 years ago and we've just now discovered the dead body.... I weep

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (pcsoT)

220 Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (g4VnN)

No I'm not, and no, it didn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (VP4Cd)

221 Nice to have a non-goofy-looking "who dis" guy today.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (ofYez)

222 The left wants Trump to attend the faux inauguration because they want him humiliated. ...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (9AHqZ)
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In part, but I think it's more that they want him there to shake Biden's hand and confer some legitimacy in the hopes that Trump's supports will dial back their "it's all bullshit, he stole stole it, I hate him and everyone else" attitude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (UZVEt)

223 These people have spent 4+ years riled up on hate and craziness. They are junkies. You can't just quit the endorphin rush of hate and discontent. They are coke addicts that "it just isn't working anymore and hey how about I try meth I hear that gets you high" They are never going to rehab and it will only end one way. They burn down their house, the fire spreads to your house and both don't have a home anymore.
Posted by: Fletch at January 08, 2021 11:23 AM (bpHgy)

Sadly, I think this is where I am as well. To be honest, I load this page without even thinking about it and read multiple times a day. During the Christmas break, I took a break and it good for my mental health. I want to be able to do that during an average week, it the draw is just too great. So yeah, an addiction to be precise.

Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (9AFWN)

224 Quite the fivehead that lady's got. No idea who she is, not my type.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:21 AM (oQ94s)

I find her mostly homely.

Imma go back and stare at the Art Thread for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

I stirred things up a bit back there, saying I didn't think a couple of the lady flowers were ladies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (oQ94s)

225 The crazy thing about that whole action is the fact that all the cancelled shows were still drawing a large amount of viewers. ???
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM

The CIA never really cared much about studio profits. That wasn't the goal.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (OssQ4)

226 221 Nice to have a non-goofy-looking "who dis" guy today.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (ofYe

Yes, definitely something for the 'ettes today!

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (ONvIw)

227 I am never voting for a GOP establishment candidate again.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (0jZvB)

228 I still remember watching the first runs, and when

my parents got a color TV, looking forward to the season starting in color. Still think the BW ones were the best - when the animated
character punched the gal at the beginning instead of kissing her.

These days he'd have to let her stab him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (SchxB)

229 146 Old Joe isn't gong to be able to contain himself With the MSM and other Dems piling on things are going to spin out of control.

The inauguration is going to have to be on a military base or aircraft carrier . Or maybe at the capitol but with at least that 7' wall, lots of tear gas in the air and multiple lines of riot police.
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Oh, I'm certain that President Placeholder and his puppeteers won't be able to control themselves, and believe their own BS that their stolen votes entitle them to a "mandate". remember, they will push and push, convinced of their own superiority, until they are firmly & decisively stopped, and run out of D.C.. Anyone who pretends otherwise is fooling themselves.

But, the revolution will be televised, in this case. It'll be the same as the campaign appearances by him. Nearly empty room, hand-picked representatives of Demokrats and Media in clearly marked Safe Space circles, he'll be led onstage, take the oath (with some coaching from Dr. Jill), make a canned statement, then be led off again. And all the Corporate News outlets will swoon over it on cue.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (W+kMI)

230 I'm so aggravated right now I'm actually going to go clean something.

Pray for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (nakwk)

231 64 Trump isn't going to the inauguration on January 20th. He's posting on Gab now.
Posted by: Revenant

awesome
I have an account there - @vm
going now

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (nUhF0)

232 'm trying to figure out a word that could be suggestive of upchuck, without much success. Cuz that's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: BurtTC

Spew?

Technicolor yawn is a personal favorite.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (iiCuU)

Thanks, that's perfect! S.O.S. = Slathering of Spew.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (oQ94s)

233 The actual military SOS was/is loose hamburger meat immersed in a tomato sauce and ladled over a piece of toast.

So it looked like what they called it: Shit on a Shingle.

When my dad went through Air Force basic training in the early 70s, he got tasked with cleaning out those old-school big coffee warmer/dispenser things they had. When he opened the top, dozens of roaches came running out. No more coffee for my dad.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (YYlyE)

234 Today seems like an appropriate day to reaffirm the oath I swore when I became a naval officer on November 18, 1988:

I, Robert Joseph Vaughn, having been appointed an Ensign in the United States Naval Reserve, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the office upon which I am about to enter. So help me God.

The United States of America is the greatest country in history and she is still worth fighting for.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (1YlHz)

235
In part, but I think it's more that they want him there to shake Biden's hand and confer some legitimacy in the hopes that Trump's supports will dial back their "it's all bullshit, he stole stole it, I hate him and everyone else" attitude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (UZVEt)

Maybe. But they simultaneously call Trump illegitimate and then ask him to add legitimacy?

Just the thousandth example of their duplicity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (9AHqZ)

236 Remember, we have a King that the left can't depose.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (ofYez)

237 A campaign spied on a political rival, was completely exposed and suffered no consequences.
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A campaign . . . and A SITTING PRESIDENT spied on a political rival. That same sitting president also used the federal bureaucracy to spy on his rival, and to frame his rival's incoming National Security Adviser for a crime he did not commit.

And not only were there no consequences for that president's criminal conduct (nor for his vice president or other aides who were part of the conspiracy), but the vice president subsequently participated in a massive fraud to steal the 2020 election from the rival.

And now we're being told to just shut up and take it.

F*ck that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (k4dH2)

238 Only two officers were hospitalized and the DC police statement doesn't say WHY they were hospitalized. Probably due to "medical Emergencies". Two protestors died of heart attacks, one was trampled (probably due to panic to get away from police violence) and one was murdered by the DC Police.

Good to finally have the numbers. This actually was a "peaceful protest" as all the deadly violence was caused by the police.

Posted by: rcocean at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (evE25)

239 Speaking if WWII air combat shows, I finally saw Red Tails, last half hour anyway. Now, I've seen bad movies (I saw Pearl Harbor) but Red Tails, many donkey dongs were sucked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)

240 There is much anger in the Home of Diogenes this morning.
Daughter #1 had a good friend who attended the march in DC. Nice lady...owns a small business in the San Jose/Menlo Park area. At the march, she was there when the crap started and before she could get out of the way, her ankle was stomped. (Antifa) She will recover. Her business probably won't.
A friend took her picture at the march and sent it to other friends. One sent it to a not friend and it promptly went into Social Media. As you can imagine, the hatred ensued.
When she got back home from DC, she discovered protesters in front of her house, along with the scum from NBC. Her kids have been threatened in school and they are doxing her and her business.
Anger...I feed on it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (axyOa)

241 but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

You never studied.....
Posted by: Ray Stantz at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

i didn't know they'd demand results. this is college not the outside world...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

242 I'm so aggravated right now I'm actually going to go clean something.

Pray for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (nakwk)

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Dude. I'm praying for you.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (C+We0)

243
It occurs to me that if the commies and GOPe traitors actually follow through on their threats to attempt to impeach/25th A, he should immediately resign and walk out of the White House. Just leave everything sitting on his desk. Which would preempt all of the commie bloviating, and it would preserve his ability to run again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (EGyGV)

244 Biden labor secretary pick is a hard core unionist who wants $15 minimum wage. What could go wrong?

Posted by: RIP America at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (3KdIp)

245
I am never voting for a GOP establishment candidate again.
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (0jZvB)

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Good. And I think millions of others are with you (and me), now.

GOP's gotta go. Ain't nobody got time for that mess anymore. Their rancid collaborationism is past its shelf-life. Finally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (Bvn1K)

246
I, Robert Joseph Vaughn, having been appointed an Ensign in the United States Naval Reserve, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the office upon which I am about to enter. So help me God.

The United States of America is the greatest country in history and she is still worth fighting for.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (1YlHz)

God Bless you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

247 aand I'm back -I'm guessing gab servers are overloaded right now
soon!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (nUhF0)

248 Nice to have a non-goofy-looking "who dis" guy today.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:46 AM (ofYez)

I actually knew who he was immediately, had no clue about the dame.

He's the battery on the shoulder guy. Was in that military show I never watched.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (oQ94s)

249 Speaking of vomit on toast, does anybody remember sandwich spread? It was an Oscar Meyer product, I think, but since discontinued. I'm not sure what it was - it was spam like, but not spam. I loved it as a kids and I'd get razzed that it was a vomit sandwich.

Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (9AFWN)

250 GOP's gotta go. Ain't nobody got time for that mess anymore. Their rancid collaborationism is past its shelf-life. Finally.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (Bvn1K)

Totally agree!

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (ONvIw)

251 Cashier asked for a donation today.

Told her I' m not feeling particularly patriotic anymore.

Posted by: Desultory joe at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (L9P9s)

252 (From the link to the recipe.)

"My mom used to make this recipe. It can also be made with 3/4 pound browned, drained hamburger. We called it SOS: Same Ole Stuff. Great comfort food! Either recipe is easy to make and tastes great with a cold beer. Serve over toast."

LOL! That's not what S.O.S. stands for. But I can believe that her mom told the kids that it did.

Posted by: Synova at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (BD/yx)

253 Regarding chipped beef and gravy..
I used to work for a brick layer and one morning we met for breakfast. He as already half way through his plate of the above when I arrived and asked, "Hows the chipped beef and gravy" he replied: "Great Ive already had it down twice"....I ordered something else.

Posted by: DaveJ at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (o1wSh)

254 184 Steve Schmidt / the Lincoln Project promises to "forment" consumer blowback against corporations who "donated to Kevin McCarthy or any committee that funded Ted Cruz or Hawley, promising to "work to paralyze companies by instigating employee rebellions and undermining partnerships through advertising targetted at the CEOs, Boards of Directors, Senior Management and Brands."
So, that's the Lincoln Project's new grift.
Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 11:39 AM (//ATM)

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Posted by: Reverend Jesse Jackson at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (Wm5SB)

255 The crazy thing about that whole action is the fact that all the
cancelled shows were still drawing a large amount of viewers. ???

Proving you don't have to be smart to be a snob.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (SchxB)

256 its odd that no one can say how many Trump supporters were in DC, and we just have to guess. But the bottom line, is that even it was 200,000 and the Capital Hill trespassers were 200, that means 999/1000 trump supporters were law abiding.

And we don't know how many of the 200, were actually "Trump supporters" as opposed to troublemakers, anarchists, and Antifa False flaggers.

Posted by: rcocean at January 08, 2021 11:50 AM (evE25)

257 236 Remember, we have a King that the left can't depose.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (ofYez

Sure wouldn't mind a visit right about now!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (9AHqZ)

258 - -

Dude. I'm praying for you.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (C+We0)

Always.

However, I get his sentiment and will just do some work and put this place down for awhile.

I love this place, but I'm in mourning and need to dive into something besides desires to go scorched earth.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

259 Rosenbaum has been permanently relieved of his earthly troubles. Thanks, Kyle!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2021 11:45 AM (z79tQ)

Exactly. The Rittenhouse solution is not the best way to break Antifa... but it's better than what most of the military has been doing to them. Which is nothing.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (hXwPq)

260 >>Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 11:40 AM (LqtEe)

I'm with you.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (CWMF2)

261 Maybe. But they simultaneously call Trump illegitimate and then ask him to add legitimacy?

Just the thousandth example of their duplicity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (9AHqZ)

Truthfully, they don't want anything other than to react with rage to whatever Trump had decided. That's it.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (KbCG3)

262 Yesterday was not a protest-it was a riot to uphold white supremacy.

-

When are you racists going to accept that only everyone else has the right to look out for themselves and their children's best interests?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Four one hundreths of one percent of the population is in the hospital with COVIDs at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (bm04m)

263 but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

You never studied.....
Posted by: Ray Stantz at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

i didn't know they'd demand results. this is college not the outside world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

What am I holding up right... now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (oQ94s)

264 When my dad went through Air Force basic training in the early 70s, he got tasked with cleaning out those old-school big coffee warmer/dispenser things they had. When he opened the top, dozens of roaches came running out. No more coffee for my dad.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (YYlyE)

Sounds like San Antonio, TX. Ah, memories of growing up alongside the bugs.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (9rDAZ)

265 Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly, she should never see public office again!

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (ONvIw)

266 Bob Crane > Bob Conrad

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (R/m4+)

267 >>Steve Schmidt / the Lincoln Project promises to "forment" consumer blowback against corporations who "donated to Kevin McCarthy or any committee that funded Ted Cruz or Hawley, promising to "work to paralyze companies by instigating employee rebellions and undermining partnerships through advertising targetted at the CEOs, Boards of Directors, Senior Management and Brands."

So, that's the Lincoln Project's new grift.

But there's no such thing as "Cancel culture," am I right??

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

268 >>It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the lawte 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

And Green Acres !

It was called the "Rural Purge". Pat Buttram quipped that "CBS cancelled everything with a tree-- including Lassie"

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2021 11:52 AM (G/mW5)

269 When she got back home from DC, she discovered protesters in front of her house, along with the scum from NBC. Her kids have been threatened in school and they are doxing her and her business.
Anger...I feed on it today.

Thank God that has not (yet) happened to me.

My response is not printable. But it would be final.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2021 11:52 AM (2JVJo)

270 Good looking breakfast there.
My Dad used to make it but called it Dog Puke on Toast or DPOT.

Posted by: CheapTalk's Wife at January 08, 2021 11:52 AM (BB1BQ)

271 >>Bob Crane > Bob Conrad

Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

272 Speaking of vomit on toast, does anybody remember sandwich spread? It was an Oscar Meyer product, I think, but since discontinued. I'm not sure what it was - it was spam like, but not spam. I loved it as a kids and I'd get razzed that it was a vomit sandwich.
Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (9AFWN)

Are you thinking of Hormel Deviled Ham?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (oQ94s)

273 BTW, EVERY movement has crazies. If you bring together 200,000 people of any political movement, .001 percent will be nut cases.

BUT... the democrat party and the democrats in the Media create our political reality. Its scary how they can lie and everyone just goes along and believes their lives. And poor Trump fights alone in DC. The Repubican Traitors like Romney are the allies of the Democrats.

Posted by: rcocean at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (evE25)

274 "We haven't just lost our minds, we've put them in a weighted canvas bag, taken them out into the Pacific and dropped them into the Marianas Trench."

Who is Mariana?

Who dis?

Posted by: Post-Millennial Poster at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (MkuC5)

275 230 I'm so aggravated right now I'm actually going to go clean something.

Pray for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2021 11:47 AM (nakwk)

That is my go-to expend stress therapy. This place is going to be gleaming!

Posted by: Sal at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (KTdeA)

276
Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

No way was Crane better than Conrad. No way

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (7bcfy)

277 The one dish I hated the most was Tuna Casserole. Who the fuck thought that shit up?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (vQJZv)

278 Credibly accused rapist, plagiarist, foreign agent, and liar with dementia, who is a puppet of the Chinese communist party is inaugurated at the Capitol today.

If I got to write headlines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (9AHqZ)

279 Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly, she should never see public office again!
Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (ONvIw)

She won't.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

280 Sure wouldn't mind a visit right about now!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (9AHqZ)

Maranatha!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (ofYez)

281 >>Bob Crane > Bob Conrad. Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

I was thinking the same thing. Loved Hogan's Heroes but Bob Crane's personal life is right up there with Joe Biden's actions.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (9rDAZ)

282 I look forward to the campaign mailer that the Lincoln Project will create from what happened in DC on Wednesday. I will never forget how they tried to portray the rioters, arsonists, and murders of "Recovery Summer 2020" as Trump's base.

Rick Wilson and Co. can *muffled noises*

That is of course, if their pay masters still feel they serve a purpose after Jan 20.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (ch6++)

283 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And amazingly, his family NEVER KNEW about it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

284 "It was part of the CBS massacre of a lot of its shows in the lawte 60s, early 70s, shows like "Petticoat Junction", Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbillies, and some others because the execs wanted to play to a hip, urban crowd and were tired of having to cater to the rubes out in the sticks."

It was also because CBS owned 10-12 TV stations in Big cities. So, they got more money if they showed TV shows that were popular in NYC, Boston, SF, LA, etc. If you look into Showbiz history almost every decision is made due to the Executives politics or their pocketbooks. "Art" has zero to do with it.

Posted by: rcocean at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (evE25)

285 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

She's insane and evil.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

286 Speaking of vomit on toast, does anybody remember sandwich spread? It was an Oscar Meyer product, I think, but since discontinued. I'm not sure what it was - it was spam like, but not spam. I loved it as a kids and I'd get razzed that it was a vomit sandwich.
Posted by: InCali at January 08, 2021 11:49 AM (9AFWN)

Are you thinking of Hormel Deviled Ham?

Posted by: BurtTC

Potted meat it sounds like.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (n2JA9)

287 Oh, wow. Has Sally Kohn finally been liberated from The Camps? Haven't seen her lunacy in awhile.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (4uSHG)

288 The inauguration is going to have to be on a military base or aircraft carrier . Or maybe at the capitol but with at least that 7' wall, lots of tear gas in the air and multiple lines of riot police.

There were photos last week of them taking down the grandstands for where the inauguration usually takes place. They were also putting up rainbow/trans flags from various countries.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (L8ADy)

289
Maranatha!
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (ofYez)

Wasn't that an ally of Godzilla?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

290 283 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And amazingly, his family NEVER KNEW about it.
------------------
Some people tought Liberace was queer. They never proved it, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (vQJZv)

291 Our School Superintendant, right on cue, has mass emailed all the parents about "teachable moments" and grief-counseling our kids about the "violent insurrenction on the Capitol"
I have no words.

Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (w/5KC)

292 266 Bob Crane > Bob Conrad

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (R/m4+)

Um, no...unless it's a guy thing?

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (ONvIw)

293

Hawaiian Eye

www.imdb.com/title/tt0052472

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (63Dwl)

294 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And amazingly, his family NEVER KNEW about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Until they did.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (oQ94s)

295 When are right wingers ever going to stop patting themselves on the back for NOT getting angry or disliking con-man, grifters, and Traitors?

Posted by: rcocean at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (evE25)

296 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

Oh go fuck yourself, bitch.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

297 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

She's insane and evil.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

25th Amendment her ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (n2JA9)

298 When my dad went through Air Force basic training in the early 70s, he got tasked with cleaning out those old-school big coffee warmer/dispenser things they had. When he opened the top, dozens of roaches came running out. No more coffee for my dad.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (YYlyE)

One of the girls in my flight at basic survived on nothing but sealed yogurt.

You know, it wasn't that the kitchen wasn't clean (lord knows we cleaned it!) but the issue was, it was Texas. The big roach in the bread warmer was the size of a baby kitten...at least if you included the length of the antena.

Our mess hall was "closed for entomology" and we had to sweep up the piles of roaches that fell out of the warming/serving tables. Heaps of roaches such that the next one that fell out of the table rolled down the side of the cone of roachy death. Little mountains of roaches.

I still ate the food though. Just not bread on that one day.

Posted by: Synova at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (BD/yx)

299 >.Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly, she should never see public office again!

There has to be a way to send a message to the GOP similar to the abrupt ~50% drop in Fox News viewership after the election night betrayal.

I know this complicates things for voting at the state/local level, but why can't we do a mass voter registration update from Republican to independent/unaffiliated (whatever your state offers)?

Not giving money doesn't matter as long as they've got the billionares who have been funding them and setting their policies. Changing voter registration says "Bye" at no monetary cost.

Any other ideas?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

300 >>> Are you thinking of Hormel Deviled Ham?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (oQ94s)

That's just unfancy pate like braunschweiger or liverwurst.

Posted by: Fux News at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (l6b3d)

301 but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)

You never studied.....
Posted by: Ray Stantz at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

i didn't know they'd demand results. this is college not the outside world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

What am I holding up right... now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (oQ94s)

a ... a star

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (8D42x)

302
Until they did.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (oQ94s)

Not while he was alive, but yes.....the did learn of it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

303 236 Remember, we have a King that the left can't depose.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (ofYez)

Thank you very much. And on my birthday, too!

Posted by: Elvis Presley at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Izzlo)

304 The one dish I hated the most was Tuna Casserole. Who the fuck thought that shit up?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:54 AM (vQJZv)

-----

Uh, some genius who needs a Congressional Medal of Tastiness, bruh.

Just a quick unrelated question... Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the American Communist Party?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Bvn1K)

305 Speaking of vomit on toast, does anybody remember sandwich spread? It was an Oscar Meyer product, I think, but since discontinued. I'm not sure what it was - it was spam like, but not spam. I loved it as a kids and I'd get razzed that it was a vomit sandwich.

They make this, maybe it's similar?
https://bit.ly/3hWnqE6

There's a bologna sandwich spread recipe in the comments here that might be close.
https://bit.ly/2LdiFKp

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (YYlyE)

306 @297
Oh so basically inviting confusion and potential nuclear first strike by an adversary.
So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (w/5KC)

307 Some people tought Liberace was queer. They never proved it, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (vQJZv)

Oh, I'm sure LOTS of people proved it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (oQ94s)

308 but i haven't studied. we weren't told about a pop quiz...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:30 AM (8D42x)
You never studied.....
Posted by: Ray Stantz at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
i didn't know they'd demand results. this is college not the outside world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

What am I holding up right... now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (oQ94s)
a ... a star
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (8D42x)

YOU CAN KEEP THE FIVE BUCKS!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

309 297 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

She's insane and evil.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
----------

So thinking she's making the country safer, she's actually opened the window a bit for an attack.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (G0vdT)

310 I have questions for God. Like, why my sweet, patriotic parents died before their time, and Pelosi, Schumer, Soros, Biden, the Clintons et al still breath and lord it over us.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

311 I know this complicates things for voting at the state/local level, but why can't we do a mass voter registration update from Republican to independent/unaffiliated (whatever your state offers)?

Any other ideas?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

Did this. I am an "independent".

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (ONvIw)

312 >>Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

How exactly does she presume to have the power to do such a thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

313 180 He was the best. Steampunk before steampunk. And the traps! Giant
meat grinders and human blenders behind sliding doors. The one that
freaked me out as a kid were the steam powered robots he controlled with
an organ.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may

contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:31 AM (L8ADy)

That's actually a disturbing image.
could be worse. there was a music store in a mall at a place where i used to live that would occasionally put up "adult organ classes" signs.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (5br8a)

314 Okay, here's a good one. Some people took freeze frames of the shooting - which I'd always said didn't look like a DC cop, because suit.

Well, the bald head resembles a particular person we all know alright.

https://tinyurl.com/y28zbl44

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (L8ADy)

315 Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly, she should never see public office again!

Why anyone was liked her is beyond me. She more or less was given the special "swarthy Republican with a pussy" discount. What did she do that's so remarkable? If saying mean things about tyrants at the UN is all you can think of, that's not much.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (H5knJ)

316 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy

Stunning and brave! He was stunning and brave!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

317 197 It should also be noted that John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's first inauguration either. Partly because he wasn't invited, it wasn't a tradition yet, and partly because he was very bitter about the election.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:24 AM (W+kMI)

Wasn't that the election where Jefferson threw out disputed electoral votes and ENDED UP AS PRESIDENT?
--------
That would be the one, yes. To be fair to Jefferson, the rules weren't as defined as they would be later, as the 1800 election pointed out some Constitutional omissions and loopholes that needed to be addressed. Burr still dug his own presidential grave by refusing to concede once the House had voted against him...six times.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (W+kMI)

318 The one dish I hated the most was Tuna Casserole. Who the fuck thought that shit up?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Someone who had $1.05 for dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 11:58 AM (n2JA9)

319 I think the sandwich spread is from Underwood. It's a deviled ham product.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (JKNZq)

320 I, Robert Joseph Vaughn, having been appointed an Ensign in the United States Naval Reserve, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the office upon which I am about to enter. So help me God.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (1YlHz)

You're the man from U.N.C.L.E.? Cool!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (bVK2s)

321 When do we get to punch someone in the mouth in this corny tv show?

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (FhXTo)

322 25th Amendment her ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (n2JA9)

BWWAWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

- The GOPe

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

323 May 2021 be a bigger dumpster fire than 2020, be my wish.

Posted by: saxinis at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (NFxwz)

324 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And amazingly, his family NEVER KNEW about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Actually, no - both his wife, Sigrid Valdis and son Bob Jr, knew about it. It was one of the many reasons Valdis separated from him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (2JVJo)

325 Random thought:

Eagle Eye was an interesting, decent enough movie. The ending needs a rewrite though.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (iiCuU)

326 I've been sick to my stomach since the panty-fa Black Wednesday Op. I still haven't fully accepted just how fucked we really are right now. We were supposed to be immune to corruption since we had guns, but if nobody is willing to use them to stop our government from a communist takeover, we're in some truly deep shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (HaL55)

327 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

She's insane and evil.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM

I wonder if that stupid bi*ch understands that one of the primary targets in a first strike is the political leadership.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (axyOa)

328 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

--

The President that ended all of THEIR wars?

That guy? You're preventing him from using the nuclear codes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Four one hundreths of one percent of the population is in the hospital with COVIDs at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (bm04m)

329 *joins nurse under the desk*

*whispers*

"What are we doing?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

hiding
and drinking

*passes irish*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (W2Pud)

330 Okay, here's a good one. Some people took freeze frames of the shooting - which I'd always said didn't look like a DC cop, because suit.

Well, the bald head resembles a particular person we all know alright.

https://tinyurl.com/y28zbl44
Posted by: clutch cargo

Lon Horiuchi?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (n2JA9)

331 I'm registering as a decline to state today. No more Republican for me. Cannot support the RINOs, polite orderly caretakers of America's decline.

Posted by: PJ at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (qlTN9)

332 It has been rumored that Yao Ming retired only after they found out he was really 3 midgets in an overcoat.

Posted by: David Rappaport at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (HI3xr)

333 Now Napoleon Solo was handsome, Hogan from Hogan's Heroes? Nope

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

334 >> I have questions for God.

He doesn't listen, Jane.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (CWMF2)

335 Prehensile organs are lit!

Posted by: Baby hold on to me at January 08, 2021 12:00 PM (+AASJ)

336 I, Robert Joseph Vaughn, having been appointed an
Ensign in the United States Naval Reserve, do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America
against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith
and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without
any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and
faithfully discharge the office upon which I am about to enter. So help
me God.

The United States of America is the greatest country in history and she is still worth fighting for.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (1YlHz)

You're the Man From UNCLE and one of the Magnificent Seven? He was Robert Francis Vaughn but close enough.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (402VC)

337 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

Well this is going well

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (ZfRYq)

338 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

Found bludgeoned to death in a sleazy motel in Arizona amidst piles of hardcore pr0n. What a pathetic life.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (bVK2s)

339 Why would PDT want to go to this bullshit inaug....They did NOTHING for 4+ years but to try and undermine and tear down this Presidenbt. No thought what so ever for America or the American People. It will much easier for them to insult PDT anyway without him there.

Fuck the left and their phony outrage

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (tsZQ+)

340 James West came to the Sikeston Rodeo around '69 or '70. He autographed my baseball mitt.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (ViCCR)

341 If this was 2005, Fox News would be defending Trump and showing the photos of antifa protestors.

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (qpzdM)

342 i didn't know they'd demand results. this is college not the outside world...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)

What am I holding up right... now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:51 AM (oQ94s)

a ... a star
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (8D42x)

Sorry, this isn't your lucky day!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (oQ94s)

343 Stouffers makes a great creamed chipped beef that you boil in a bag
Posted by: Vic

Made many of them for dad.

Amazingly I never tried it. I should, at least once.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (OUMaO)

344 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

Can she do that??

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (bVK2s)

345 Question to the horde
How do I scrub farcebook and get out
Is parlar a sensible alternative
Have a great day

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (+ITg4)

346 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

yeah? and how is she doing that exactly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (tsZQ+)

347 Our School Superintendant, right on cue, has mass emailed all the parents about "teachable moments" and grief-counseling our kids about the "violent insurrenction on the Capitol"
I have no words.

Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM

It would be...like... a real fucking shame if his email address was suddenly...oops...made public.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (axyOa)

348 There's a movie about Bob Crane's sexual stuff -- stars Greg Kinear as Bob Crane. No idea what it's based on, but if Hollywood thinks your sexual perversion are worthy of a movie, there was something there, and it was known by a few people.

Crane was into making porno movies with his pal and whatever ladies they had picked up for the night, IIRC.

What's sad is typing that now, in 2021, what Crane did has become the norm w/Kardashian sex tapes, OnlyFans, Grinder, Tinder, and so on. UGH

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

349 338 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

Found bludgeoned to death in a sleazy motel in Arizona amidst piles of hardcore pr0n. What a pathetic life.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (bVK2s)

=========

"At least he died with someone."
-David Carradine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

350 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

Was he planning on nuking anyone in the next 2 weeks?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (402VC)

351 No matter what the story is, they will disparage us, demean us and try real hard to punish us. Race will be at the top of everything, jobs, education, banking, opportunity that has defined America's promise will only be available to those who are non-white and woke. The most difficult thing will be the death of truth. This is absolutely a coup and the minute Biden takes office it will be complete. I have never seen evil like this personally. I read about it from dissidents from Venezuela, Cuba and other countries. It is heartbreaking that we are them.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (cRbt7)

352 Until they did.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (oQ94s)

Not while he was alive, but yes.....the did learn of it.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Helluva way to find out.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (oQ94s)

353 Any other ideas?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

None that they care about, but it doesn't matter. The liberation of the Capitol was a warning that terrified them more than anything they can imagine.

No more warnings will be offered from either side.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (hXwPq)

354 "Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.
Can she do that??

Posted by: OM"

I'm pretty sure she can issue statements all day long.

Posted by: Baby hold on to me at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (+AASJ)

355 209 After he's officially out of office, I hope he goes scorched earth and lists everyone and every back stabbing they gave him.
====
I dunno. I do think he will take the wife and Barron and go rest in Mar-A-Lago for a few years. Then in 2023-24 he'll host a series of audiences with candidates hoping to inherit his populist mantle. He can be kingmaker, if he wants to be. The Leftards know this, hence the efforts to smear him so much in the final 2 weeks.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

356 278 Credibly accused rapist, plagiarist, foreign agent, and liar with dementia, who is a puppet of the Chinese communist party is inaugurated at the Capitol today.
________________

Don't forget lifelong corruptocrat who has illegally been selling favors and the influence of his various federal offices to America's enemies (and anybody else who could pay millions) for nearly 5 decades.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (k4dH2)

357 Posted by: clutch cargo

I really don't think Chuck Schumer was the shooter. Chuck was hiding under his desk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (VP4Cd)

358 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

yeah? and how is she doing that exactly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Eye of bat, tongue of newt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

359 Can she do that??
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (bVK2s)

She can issue statements, yes

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (ZfRYq)

360 *joins nurse under the desk*
*whispers*
"What are we doing?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob
hiding
and drinking

*passes irish*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM

Gonna need a bigger desk!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (axyOa)

361 Speaking of vomit on toast, does anybody remember sandwich spread? It was an Oscar Meyer product, I think, but since discontinued. I'm not sure what it was - it was spam like, but not spam. I loved it as a kids and I'd get razzed that it was a vomit sandwich.

Yes, yes I do. It had like, relish in it didn't it? Like most traumas, I had totally blocked that. I remember the Red Devil meats in a little can, but that's not the same stuff. Think it did come in a tube, and you'd squeeze it out.

A quick look and yes, that's what it was - discontinued in 2015.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (L8ADy)

362 Pelosi is claiming PDT is mentally unstable. I'm completely out of words.

Would be a shame if an enemy launched a nuke at the Capitol, and Trump couldn't respond.

I don't think Drunken Nancy has thought this through.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

363 Our School Superintendant, right on cue, has mass emailed all the parents about "teachable moments" and grief-counseling our kids about the "violent insurrenction on the Capitol"
I have no words.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (w/5KC)
I can't help but think this whole big stink over nothing was planned. The corporation for which I work, schools and many other places of business sent these broadcast emails to their employees about how the 6th was "insurrection"... after their corona practice, they're getting very good at mass psy-ops

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (pcsoT)

364 What's sad is typing that now, in 2021, what Crane did has become the norm w/Kardashian sex tapes, OnlyFans, Grinder, Tinder, and so on. UGH

Yeah, it's funny and it's not. Crane still gets stuck with the deviant label, but really he was just ahead of his time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (H5knJ)

365 338 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

Found bludgeoned to death in a sleazy motel in Arizona amidst piles of hardcore pr0n. What a pathetic life.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:01 PM (bVK2s)

HBO did an excellent movie about his life and death, "Autofocus". Check it out

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (Izzlo)

366
Eh, Bob died doing what he loved. I won't knock it. They'll prolly find me slumped over my desk, dead of a stroke one day. Not sure if that's better or worse, TBH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (Bvn1K)

367 I dunno. I do think he will take the wife and Barron
and go rest in Mar-A-Lago for a few years. Then in 2023-24 he'll host a
series of audiences with candidates hoping to inherit his populist
mantle. He can be kingmaker, if he wants to be. The Leftards know this,
hence the efforts to smear him so much in the final 2 weeks.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

The GOPe too. They are terrified of him and that's why they are in on this too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (402VC)

368 It's not simply all the shit they just got away with - it's that they did that for the purpose, soon, of throwing open the border to foreign invasion. It's not just election fraud that makes this the last semi-plausible election, it's raw demographics.
They mean to take us down the same path as the EU. Obama even laid the groundwork, then chickened out.
Both the EU refugee surge and the "unaccompanied minor" bullshit were preceded by 1-2 years of arranging contracts for housing and transport. None of it was spontaneous. And somewhere in south or central america, more caravans are spinning up...

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (EEVQU)

369 344 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

Can she do that??
-------
Uh, no she can't. The football is directly controlled and accessed by POTUS and only POTUS. Makes me wonder if the Wicked Witch of the West hasn't gone as deranged as President Placeholder.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (W+kMI)

370 Some people tought Liberace was queer. They never proved it, though.
_________________

There was plenty of proof of Bob Crane's sexual activities.

He left behind a bunch of videos.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (k4dH2)

371 .Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly, she should never see public office again!

--

The GOPe still thinks they can pretend Trump never happened and carry on as usual. They think they can nominate Nikki Haley in 2024 and tell us "If you don't elect Haley, America will be socialist and Israel will be all alone!" and we'll just fall into line.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (LZ7Gl)

372 362 Pelosi is claiming PDT is mentally unstable. I'm completely out of words.

Would be a shame if an enemy launched a nuke at the Capitol, and Trump couldn't respond.

I don't think Drunken Nancy has thought this through.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

She telegraphed vulnerability. Let the chips fall...

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (KbCG3)

373
I don't clearly recall the details of Crane's death. But I seem to remember there was some suspicion that Colonel Klink caved his head in. Is that real, or did I imagine that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (Bvn1K)

374 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Actor. I assume all actors are creepy sexual deviants.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (YYlyE)

375 359 Can she do that??
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM (bVK2s)

She can issue statements, yes
Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (ZfRYq)
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She can pull out her Trump voodoo doll and tie its hands behind its back, saying adamantly "Now that ought to do it!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (G0vdT)

376 Pelosi wants to deny "unhinged" Trump access to nuclear codes:

https://tinyurl.com/yypzhl2g

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

377 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And amazingly, his family NEVER KNEW about it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

They problem was the always asked Schultz about it and he said I KNOW NOTHING!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (402VC)

378 I really don't think Chuck Schumer was the shooter. Chuck was hiding under his desk.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (VP4Cd)

I could also see him knowing this was staged and wanting to kill a maga type. I'd thought secret service when I saw the pics and still do, that isn't a DC cop. I really don't see Chuckie as a CCW holder, or doing any range time TBH. I have a feeling we're never going to find out, they'll memory hole this with everything else.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (L8ADy)

379 #345
Parler = TwatterMeWe = Fbook

Just delete it? I did yesterday (I cleaned it up and reduced use) and got an email that I have 30 days to change my mind. Not going to, so they wasted an email. I moved over to MeWe months ago, but outside of hobby stuff I really don't need social media. Changed personal browser to Firefox, am considering a VPN, and anything else to lower my online fingerprint outside of cancelling it.

Posted by: saxinis at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (NFxwz)

380 Next time, vote for us. We will release you from your misery.

Posted by: E. Vent Carrington and V.P. SMOD at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (GECYo)

381 Question to the horde
How do I scrub farcebook and get out
Is parlar a sensible alternative
Have a great day

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM

Daughter of Diogenes is doing that today as well. I've asked her the same thing.
The only question is do I go quietly or full scorched earth?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 12:07 PM (axyOa)

382 Hall of Fame baseball manager Tommy Lasorda has died, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced Friday. He was 93.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (tsZQ+)

383 I'm happy Trump is just quietly going away. If he says anything, all of the action and adventure for the first month are going to be directly blamed on him...it will anyway...but anything he says will be used as proof.

After a month or so, it gets harder and harder for the media to blame Trump for whatever is going to be happening in the country.

President Trump did his job. He revealed ALL the traitors and apparently EVERYONE did it. This has been revealed. An election has been stolen. The entire system is corrupt. The 7 weeks of agonizing were HELL. I'm strangely at peace now. The uncertainty was the worst part.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (v2c9/)

384 372 362 Pelosi is claiming PDT is mentally unstable. I'm completely out of words.

Would be a shame if an enemy launched a nuke at the Capitol, and Trump couldn't respond.

I don't think Drunken Nancy has thought this through.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

She telegraphed vulnerability. Let the chips fall...
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (KbCG3)

The only issue is, America's supposed enemies were just gifted an administration of their greatest allies.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (KbCG3)

385 >Regarding the blatant double standard the left seems to be so proudly trumpeting regarding "protests": The examples in today's Morning Rant should be the only thing said to anyone on the left from this point forward.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 08, 2021 11:42 AM (ch6++)

Shit, they were going after the White House a few months ago and calling Trump "Bunker Boy" (I think even some TV pundits used that term). Their outrage is 100% fake, but they are seemingly impervious to charges of hypocrisy, because MSM brainwashing and gaslighting works.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (poEUH)

386 I do enjoy the net collecting past comments on the Kamala Summer Riots as something just fine and dandy and shoving it back in the medias face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (r+sAi)

387 285 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

She's insane and evil.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 08, 2021 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

She is lying. The SOH has nothing to do with the nuclear codes.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

388 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:5

And that makes me a saaaad panda.

Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (L8ADy)

389 RIP Tommy Lasorda. Third strike.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (n2JA9)

390 I think the sandwich spread is from Underwood. It's a deviled ham product.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (JKNZq)

I think that's the one I was thinking of. Little red devil on the can?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (oQ94s)

391 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

It's just the next step in delegitimizing PDT. They've probably got a focus group going round the clock to gauge what will sound most damaging to the sheeple who give a damn about that sort of gaslighting.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (2k7BX)

392 Uh, no she can't. The football is directly controlled and accessed by POTUS and only POTUS. Makes me wonder if the Wicked Witch of the West hasn't gone as deranged as President Placeholder.

Maybe Pelosi had Matt Damon pickpocket the nuclear codes card out of Trump's pocket while pretending to be running away from an angry black man.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (YYlyE)

393 367 I dunno. I do think he will take the wife and Barron
and go rest in Mar-A-Lago for a few years. Then in 2023-24 he'll host a series of audiences with candidates hoping to inherit his populist
mantle. He can be kingmaker, if he wants to be. The Leftards know this, hence the efforts to smear him so much in the final 2 weeks.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

The GOPe too. They are terrified of him and that's why they are in on this too.
====
This is true, their fear and jealousy were on full display these past two months. But mark my words; in 2024 the GOPe front-runners and then their nominee will come to Trump, hoping for his support.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (W+kMI)

394 I don't clearly recall the details of Crane's death.
But I seem to remember there was some suspicion that Colonel Klink
caved his head in. Is that real, or did I imagine that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 12:06 PM (Bvn1K)

He found out that he wanted to put Helga his secretary in his pron movies and lost it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (402VC)

395 NOOD!!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (Wm5SB)

396 *passes irish*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM

LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (Dz5W3)

397 In a year or so, when you get a
Mailed plea for money to recapture the Senate etc.... from the RNC ,think of Rick Wilson etc... and tear it up

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (qpzdM)

398 SOS. My Dad (30 year, Chief Master Sargent ) used to make awesome SOS. Good memories.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (eJn7u)

399 Ace is up.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (2k7BX)

400 hiding
and drinking

*passes irish*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (W2Pud)

Drinking? Without a professional like me? Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (2JVJo)

401 NOOD cancel culture continues

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (L8ADy)

402 FB gives you 2 options, deactivate your account, or deleting it.
Option 1 gives you the possibility to resume in the future.
I deleted back in November.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (w7KSn)

403 209 After he's officially out of office, I hope he goes scorched earth and lists everyone and every back stabbing they gave him.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
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I predict that Trump will continue fighting as hard to build a true conservative movement as he fought to get pork out of the federal budget, to limit the power of the tech giants, to prevent election fraud, to get the stimulus checks up to $2,000, to get the Wall built, and to end the carried interest loophole.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (LqtEe)

404 381 Question to the horde
How do I scrub farcebook and get out
Is parlar a sensible alternative
Have a great day

You can do a search and find the current way to delete your facebook account. Look for Delete Facebook account. When I did that a few years ago, it took 2 weeks and if you logged in for any reason, your request was cancelled.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (v2c9/)

405 yeah? and how is she doing that exactly?

She'll just do it. Welcome to Postmodern Amerika where there are laws, but only for us Normals with traditional values.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (HaL55)

406 373
I don't clearly recall the details of Crane's death. But I seem to remember there was some suspicion that Colonel Klink caved his head in. Is that real, or did I imagine that?
_____________

Wasn't Klink, it was Crane's wingman in his sexual escapades. Or at least, that was the cops' and prosecutor's theory. They believe that Crane was trying to cut the guy loose, and the guy got mad and bashed Crane's head in with one of the video cameras that Crane used to film his sex stuff for his library collection.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (k4dH2)

407 nood bans

Posted by: banana Dream at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (l6b3d)

408 SolarWinds has a new CEO.

Sudhakar Ramakrishna

I feel so much safer now.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elec

His close friends call him Sudsy !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (arJlL)

409 Just for fun, I think Trump should send some troops to bring Nancy to his office.

And then, while she's pissing herself, thank her for the wonderful 4 years and that they should keep in touch.

Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (gAMkn)

410 Uhhhh, you know Bob Crane was quite the creepy sexual deviant, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

His neighbor was one Carroll O'Connor.

Bob would invite Carroll over to view some of his home movies. Colonel Hogan and Archie Bunker. Doesn't get any weirder than that.

True story.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2021 12:10 PM (R/m4+)

411 Can she do that??
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM

It has been years since I dealt with that stuff. And without getting into shit I can't say, even after all this time, no, I do not think she can.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (axyOa)

412
Pelosi wants to deny "unhinged" Trump access to nuclear codes

America is a gun free zone.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

413 There's a movie about Bob Crane's sexual stuff -- stars Greg Kinear as Bob Crane. No idea what it's based on, but if Hollywood thinks your sexual perversion are worthy of a movie, there was something there, and it was known by a few people.

Auto-Focus, based on the book of the same name by Robert Graysmith.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (2JVJo)

414 Pelosi is trying to get Trump to resign, by threatening some kind of impeachment or 25th amendment removal.

Posted by: Revenant at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (//ATM)

415 Friend who grew up in Scottsdale. The husband Plumber of a woman Crane was cheating with, killed him, but police could not find evidence to convict him

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (qpzdM)

416 397 In a year or so, when you get a
Mailed plea for money to recapture the Senate etc.... from the RNC ,think of Rick Wilson etc... and tear it up
Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:09 PM (qpzdM)
---------

I'm not saying that you have to send the GOPe money to help win Senate races, but what does that have to do with the Dread Pirate Wilson?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:11 PM (LqtEe)

417 Ow.

Posted by: Bob Crane at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (GECYo)

418 Eh, Bob died doing what he loved. I won't knock it. They'll prolly find me slumped over my desk, dead of a stroke one day. Not sure if that's better or worse, TBH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2021 12:05 PM (Bvn1K)

Good point. Many of us will go under lousy circumstances.

Like Nicole Brown, who didn't even get to finish her ice cream.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (oQ94s)

419 I could also see him knowing this was staged and wanting to kill a maga type. I'd thought secret service when I saw the pics and still do, that isn't a DC cop. I really don't see Chuckie as a CCW holder, or doing any range time TBH. I have a feeling we're never going to find out, they'll memory hole this with everything else.
Posted by: clutch cargo

The one thing I could see about it being him?
Not knowing the RoE and that you NEVER shoot an unarmed person. Especially thru a locked door.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (n2JA9)

420 390 I think the sandwich spread is from Underwood. It's a deviled ham product.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 08, 2021 11:59 AM (JKNZq)

I think that's the one I was thinking of. Little red devil on the can?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2021 12:08 PM (oQ94s)

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Yes. It was a mainstay of my school lunch. I still buy a can now and again just for old times' sake.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (dfRN6)

421 Nancy Pelosi has just issued a statement saying she is preventing PDT from using the nuclear codes.

yeah? and how is she doing that exactly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

She changed the code to 1-2-3-4-5. The same combination on AOCs luggage.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (iiCuU)

422 Guess I missed the part where they made the Speaker a part of the national command authority.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (kTF2Z)

423 >>Question to the horde
How do I scrub farcebook and get out
Is parlar a sensible alternative
Have a great day

I am not on any of those, but what I've seen (feel free to research, I am not claiming to be an authority) is that:

-- Parler is there to datamine and has overlooked security. They ask for copy of drivers license (IIRC), and yet people have had fake accounts set up in their name. Also have seen concerns about your liability part of their TOS?

-- Parler relies on other systems that can easily -- and likely will -- deplatform them in the near future, such as their web host, Google App store/Apple Itunes app store. What the mob did to Gab and 8chan they WILL do to Parler. The rumbling about Parler allowing "insurrectionists" to organize has already started.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

424 Or the coward in "The Magnificent Seven."

/sarc

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (2BZBZ)

425 Bannon's war room is pretty good, he had Rudy on this morning. He is also pushing for Trump to declassify and release a lot of damninng evidence on "the coup" (my words) over the last four years. People on the inside keep blocking it ... no reason to let that stop Trump now ... (unless even now Trump is making deals to save himself and his family)

imo it is likely Trump has made many such "deals" over the last four years, maybe including putting Pence in as (DeepState) VP, and various other appointments that just kept him under control, despite promises, promises. Trump has a duty to the people to declass and release ... to keep evidence of the coup secret is a disservice (saving his own hide is understandable, but despicable really ... he is still our point man, he took the oath)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (Cus5s)

426 Trump should issue an EO stating that no military aircraft will ever be used by Congress critters for personal travel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (kTF2Z)

427 411 Can she do that??
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:02 PM
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Of course she can't. Not by herself. Not without two veto-proof majorities. And, as a practical matter, not before noon on 1/20.

But she can say crazy shit like this and no one in the press will call out the fact that she's fucking lying, because she's a Democrat.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (LqtEe)

428 They do not want trump to pardon Assange or Snowden. I think Trump will
At last minute to fuck over deep state

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:14 PM (qpzdM)

429 Some people tought Liberace was queer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2021 11:56 AM (vQJZv)

*Everybody* thought Liberace was queer.

I thought it was one of those "open secret" kind of things, like Jim Nabors. That is, everybody knew, nobody talked about it.

Know why? Because nobody cared.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 08, 2021 12:14 PM (bVK2s)

430 426 Trump should issue an EO stating that no military aircraft will ever be used by Congress critters for personal travel.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM (kTF2Z)
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This is an excellent idea with a lifespan slightly longer than that of a mayfly.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:14 PM (LqtEe)

431 I'm so aggravated right now I'm actually going to go clean something.

Pray for me.
Posted by: Insomniac

I'll pray for you AND I'll let you clean my bathroom !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2021 12:14 PM (arJlL)

432 He can issue whatever EO he wants, the Left will ignore.

Posted by: Citizen at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (GECYo)

433 Chris Hayes apparently doesn't count all the 100s BROWN people who died trying to storm the Benghazi compound* If leftists weren't sacks of shit he'd be groveling and apologizing already.

*cuz if we count people who got killed for/by protesting too vigorously and that's the only way there are 5 deaths from Jan 6 protest.

Not that I GaS when jihadis get their 72 virgin olives, but supposedly the *liberals* DO care about all lives.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (Aashi)

434 >>I'm not saying that you have to send the GOPe money to help win Senate races, but what does that have to do with the Dread Pirate Wilson?

See #184 above

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

435 saw on twatter the DC police union head is defending the protestors as peaceful
I think the interview is on gateway pundit

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (nUhF0)

436 384 372 362 The only issue is, America's supposed enemies were just gifted an administration of their greatest allies.
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Remember, if Iran gets their nuke and threatens to blast D.C. off the map, the official AOSHQ response is, "We bet you're just bluffing. We dare you to do it, Iran. Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah."

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (W+kMI)

437 In the early days after Bob Crane's demise, I heard a rumor that Bob recruited a Sheriff's daughter for a porn film and the Sheriff settled the score.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (2BZBZ)

438 There's an interesting story which I'm sure I'll screw up some small detail in the retelling but whatever.
The Russians were planning on invading Finland, and in those days of talking about it before doing it, a Russian official and a Finnish official were discussing how it would go about. Apparently the Russian was trying to convince the Finn to cede without firing a shot, but the Finn was rather pleased with the marksmanship of his troops and was having none of it.
The Russian said my army is twice as large as yours.
The Finn said my troops will have to shoot twice before going home.

Make of it what you will.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2021 12:17 PM (z79tQ)

439 434 >>I'm not saying that you have to send the GOPe money to help win Senate races, but what does that have to do with the Dread Pirate Wilson?

See #184 above
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
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That says that the Lincoln Cucks are going to work against Cruz, etc. Why is that a reason for me to withhold money from GOP Senate candidates?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:17 PM (LqtEe)

440 416. Rino scum campaign strategists will be back in power. Scum similar to past gop losers like Wilson, schmidt etc... paid millions to run losers like Loeffler

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:18 PM (qpzdM)

441 *makes "calm down" gesture with hands*

Natalie Wood?

Why do you ask?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 12:18 PM (1YlHz)

442 Word is that Perdue will run in 2022 against Warnock, and Ducey in Az against Kelly. I know, who gives a shit

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:19 PM (qpzdM)

443 440 416. Rino scum campaign strategists will be back in power. Scum similar to past gop losers like Wilson, schmidt etc... paid millions to run losers like Loeffler
Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:18 PM (qpzdM)
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So we should help Rick Wilson achieve his goal of defating GOP Senators to own Rick Wilson?

This is too much underwater 4D Chutes & Ladders for me.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:20 PM (LqtEe)

444 My favorite old Army breakfast:

SOS
bagel with cream cheese
cheese omelette (thin and flat the way Sgt. God intended)

Posted by: motionview at January 08, 2021 12:21 PM (pYQR/)

445 442 Word is that Perdue will run in 2022 against Warnock, and Ducey in Az against Kelly. I know, who gives a shit
Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2021 12:19 PM (qpzdM)
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It would be cool to have candidates who didn't suck all the balls, but I guess you go to war with the army you have.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:21 PM (LqtEe)

446 Nikki Haley is mouthing off bigly

Seems to be another pandemic. This one is the latest mutation of the Stoopid-19 virus.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 08, 2021 12:21 PM (W4eKo)

447 Off stinking Post-Millennial sock

Posted by: Post-Millennial Poster at January 08, 2021 12:22 PM (MkuC5)

448 I once spent an entire month on a mission trip to Malawi drinking only bottled water and eating only plain rice and protein bars I'd brought in my suitcase.

No fucking way I was eating goat that'd been left out on the kitchen counter for a week after it was cooked.

"Oh, no thank you. I have a very weak stomach and am a practicing [insert term for person who only eats rice here]."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2021 12:22 PM (1YlHz)

449 Trump should issue an EO stating that no military aircraft will ever be used by Congress critters for personal travel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2021 12:13 PM

I'm thinking a maintenance and safety stand down while the pilots and crews attend mandatory Diversity training.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2021 12:24 PM (axyOa)

450 My new (old) congresshole, Darrell Issa, points out that turmoil did not start Wednesday. San Diego Tribune commenters heads explode. https://bit.ly/39fTheW

Posted by: motionview at January 08, 2021 12:26 PM (pYQR/)

451 Was he planning on nuking anyone in the next 2 weeks?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2021 12:03 PM (402VC)

Perhaps the Chinese if they get sporty and move on Taiwan.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 08, 2021 12:28 PM (ZSK0i)

452 I'd pay good money to see (No)Nads Nadler to shart on Neil Cavuto's microphone.

And that "presidential historian" croaker Goodwin saying PDT should be there for Faux Presidente "Jo-Jo the Mumbling Chimp" Biden...

No words.

Posted by: Post-Millennial Poster at January 08, 2021 12:29 PM (MkuC5)

453 It's probably coming for everyone on the voter rolls who voted for Trump or any republican the RINOs will out us and then the doxxing and banning of us will ruin us in the next how ever many years the Trump deranged crowd rage subsides, if ever.

Posted by: obsidian at January 08, 2021 12:30 PM (7+yqP)

454 Oops off sock headfake. I am undone.

anyways...

She changed the code to 1-2-3-4-5. The same combination on AOCs luggage.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2021 12:12 PM (iiCuU)

Spewed the Juul across the room on that one.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 08, 2021 12:32 PM (MkuC5)

455 The Left: "Trump is illegitimate. He poisons everything he touches. He must be shunned from polite society."

Also the Left: "What? Trump's not coming to our heckin' inaugurino? Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 08, 2021 12:39 PM (LqtEe)

456 Crane's buddy that helped him with his "art films" was John Carpenter. Not the director with the same name that made the Thing, Escape from New York, etc., but an unrelated one. He was acquitted of the murder at trial a few years back, decades after the event occurred.

Posted by: AmericanHawkman at January 08, 2021 01:01 PM (VfMhS)

457 I'm fairly sure the Trump Gab is just a Twatter repost bot. And since Gab federated, it's a lot easier to do since any nerd with a Raspberry Pi and a reliable ISP that allows server hosting can run a fedi instance. The problem is that too many normies are married to the idea of centralization even with all the problems (too easy to abuse admin privileges like what we're seeing with Farcebook and Twatter, etc). Lacking the "convenience" of having "everything in one place" (or rather, the illusion of it) is apparently a dealbreaker, even with the near limitless freedom and ability to tag anyone across the fedi regardless of instance.

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 08, 2021 01:10 PM (1WXqU)

458 What the heck, Morons? No one guessed Tanya Roberts for today's femme Who's Dis? A brief period on Charlie's Angels (not my favorite but still remember her) and then hot mom next door on That 70's Show. RIP

Posted by: CARoasted at January 08, 2021 03:16 PM (JOV2V)

459 Pamela Sue Martin > Emma Samms

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 08, 2021 03:21 PM (xA3Xo)

460 Sorry about that. It is Pamela Sue Martin. Admin, Please delete my above post. Shot 3 looked like Tanya, and I posted before reading the whole thread I will do better.

Posted by: CARoasted at January 08, 2021 03:21 PM (JOV2V)

461 Don't forget Obama in the early 1990s when he was acting as a lawyer for the communist community activist group ACORN. He was a behind-the-scenes guy when ACORN activists took over a House hearing on forcing banks to issue sub-prime loans as a form of affirmative action in home ownership.

Yup, Obama was a key actor behind the subprime fiasco that created the 2007-8 mortgage meltdown, which he successfully blamed on Bush to win the 2008 election.

Stanley Kurtz describes the House hearing room scene:

With the hearing interrupted and the demonstrators refusing to leave, Roukema called the Capital Police, who arrested Hurd and four others for "disorderly conduct in a Capital building" -- a charge carrying a penalty of a $500 fine, six months in prison or both. As the police arrived, two of the protesters menacingly approached Roukema's desk, still demanding the hearing microphone.

Requests to the Capital Police to release the activists from Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) and Rep. Joe Kennedy (D-Mass,) failed. Then Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) showed up at the jail and refused to leave until the protesters were released; the Capital Police relented.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at January 08, 2021 05:17 PM (wh9C3)

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