Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“You don’t have a right to take away my constitutional rights because you’re afraid to die. You don’t have that right. You have the right to stay home … you have the right to protect yourself, to take any safety (steps) you need.” Wisconsin bar owner, Ken Sikora


Quote II

“Doing what feels good, what’s convenient, what’s easy, that’s how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grownups with fancy titles and important jobs still think that way.” Former POTUS Barack Husein Obama


Quote III

"[President Obama] was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent."POTUS Donald J. Trump


Quote IV

“He is vain, insensitive and raw. But he loves America more than any President in my lifetime,” he added. “He is the last firewall between us and this cesspool called Washington. I’ll take him any day over any of these bums.”James Woods

Amen

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Good bye Eddie Haskel (Ken Osmond) RIP.

Ken Osmond, who was best known for his role as Eddie Haskell on the comedy series “Leave It to Beaver,” has died, Fox News can confirm. He was 76.


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Capitalism is alive and well in Wyoming. Now ugly women can get stage time.

CHEYENNE, Wyo. – Cleo counts out crumpled dollars, straightening the bills as she stacks them neatly on her bare leg.

“Twenty-two dollars,” the 23-year-old exclaims. “Not too bad!”

All around her, more than a dozen nearly naked women are dancing on the stage and swinging from a brass pole as music thumps and customers shower the dancers with money. It's like any other night at this rural strip club on the Colorado-Wyoming border, with one notable exception: While the dancers are all wearing barely-there outfits, every one of them is wearing a mask.

Some are bandannas. Some are surgical masks. One looks as if it was swiped from a construction site. They're a seemingly odd accessory for women wearing a mix of g-strings, bikinis and lingerie.


Where were those masks at the old Boom Bay?


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I'm up for the VAMoMe, Looks like a number of people are.


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The balls on this guy. You elected him NYC, suck it up.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) on Monday warned people who attempt to swim at the city’s public beaches Memorial Day weekend will be removed from the water as part of an effort to combat further spreading of the Chinese coronavirus.

De Blasio said that New York City will begin installing fencing along the city’s beaches and asked residents to avoid large gatherings, and playing sports. Lifeguards will also be prohibited from being on duty.


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One company has done well during this Kung flu panic. Zoom is zooming along.


Zoom Is Now Worth More Than The World's 7 Biggest Airlines

Zoom Is Now Worth More Than The 7 Biggest Airlines
Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, many people have transitioned to working—and socializing—from home. If these trends become the new normal, certain companies may be in for a big payoff.

Popular video conferencing company, Zoom Communications, is a prime example of an organization benefiting from this transition. Today’s graphic, inspired by Lennart Dobravsky at Lufthansa Innovation Hub, is a dramatic look at how much Zoom’s valuation has shot up during this unusual period in history.


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The perfect Covid Song.............


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Quick quiz, pick out Allahpundit, Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes.

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New Jersey, doesn't care for the private sector making a buck.

But don't get in the way of the state making a few bucks with bullshit moves.

Hundreds of people in New Jersey stood in line to purchase beach access badges Saturday ahead of what could be a busy Memorial Day weekend.

New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy announced last week that the state's beaches would reopen in time for the holiday weekend with certain restrictions aimed at reducing the risk of spreading coronavirus.

Beachgoers will be asked to maintain six feet of separation, except for relatives or household members, and there will be admission and overall capacity limits at beaches.


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Amend? Just a term when you get caught in a lie?


Colorado has made a stunning and significant change to the way it counts COVID-19 deaths that reduced the statewide figure from more than 1,000 to 878, according to a report.

The change came after Colorado’s Department of Public Health admitted that its COVID-19 death toll was counting those who tested positive for the coronavirus but had died of other causes, Fox 31 Denver reported late Friday.

The department now says 1,150 Coloradoans who died had COVID-19 but only 878 of those deaths were “due to” COVID-19.


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The good Lord knows I battle weight issues. But then again I'm not the Minister of Health. Physician heal thyself and leave the damn ice cream alone.


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Born on this day:18 May 1942
Albert Hammond, Gibraltarian singer, songwriter, and record producer. In 1966 Hammond co-founded the British vocal group the Family Dogg, scoring a UK Top 10 hit with "A Way of Life" in 1969. As a solo artist he scored the 1972 US No.5 single 'It Never Rains In Southern California', and the 1973 UK No.19 single 'Free Electric Band'. Other hits Hammond has written with collaborator Mike Hazlewood include "Little Arrows" for Leapy Lee, "Gimme Dat Ding" for the Pipkins and "The Air That I Breathe" which was a hit for the Hollies. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 18 May 2017
American musician, singer and songwriter Chris Cornell died suddenly in Detroit after performing at a show with Soundgarden. Cornell was known for his role as one of the architects of the 1990s grunge movement, and for his near four octave vocal range as well as his powerful vocal belting technique. He released four solo studio albums as well as working with Audioslave and Temple of the Dog. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Pressing flesh and pressing Lady Luck. Genius Award Winners.

RAILWAY ROMP Randy couple put their lives at risk with steamy sex session on railway tracks


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Screw Covid-19. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Kentucky woman, with the help of her husband, gave birth over Mother's Day weekend in a hospital parking lot just steps away from the entrance. It was the middle of the night, the hospital doors were locked and the couple had to use a handmade face mask to tie off the umbilical cord.

Sarah Rose Patrick told her doctor on May 8, one week before her due date, that she was experiencing pressure, but not quite contractions. The doctor told her to go home, but said to return to the labor and delivery ward if the pressure became unbearable.


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1 Late!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (UUBmN)

2 Third!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (HuH1F)

3 Первый!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (7WaWV)

4 Ha!

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (w2TA9)

5 Flurfth!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 coulda been a contender

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at May 18, 2020 10:05 PM (+U5Yr)

7 Heck.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)

8 Top ten

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

9 Well top five

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 18, 2020 10:06 PM (w2TA9)

10 I whistled up the otters.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:07 PM (VcFUs)

11 There's a lot of bums out there in politics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

12 Threlfth

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:07 PM (oAY8z)

13 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Nicely done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

14 good evening

Posted by: wing at May 18, 2020 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

15 Do not take Music if you are allergic to Zappa-inhibitors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 Happy Birthday Iron Grandpa!

Posted by: Carol in Nevada at May 18, 2020 10:09 PM (KXVbH)

17 Sirius XM is running the Rolling Stones Radio on Classic Vinyl. Also, evidently there is also a Led Zeppelin station which I haven't yet found.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 18, 2020 10:10 PM (VNfwt)

18 Great ONT, Mis Hum! Thanks. Love the standing rocks photo and the Mystery Click. Peaceful, easy feeling indeed!

Love this quote: You don't have a right to take away my constitutional rights because you're afraid to die.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:10 PM (WFcrO)

19 Now I'll go back to lurking.

Posted by: Carol in Nevada at May 18, 2020 10:10 PM (KXVbH)

20 Don't forget "Zoom" is a ChinkCom product and is totes insecure, but if you can make a quick buck from it, well...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (jnM20)

21 Top pic looks like a painting on my iPad.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (UUBmN)

22
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (DUIap)

23 You guys are getting better. I sneezed and had to blow my nose. I would have only been fourth, possibly fifth, since I had nothing prewritten.

Go Horde!

*throws confetti*

...and thanks for the ONT @Misanthropic Humanitarian!

Back to the Clarence Thomas documentary...

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (Ckg4U)

24 Sharp mountains.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (QLPEO)

25 Excellent ONT, thank you, MisHum!

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:11 PM (w7KSn)

26 I did the Railway Romp once except it was in the middle of the street out in the industrial section of town.
We both had to scram when a tractor-trailer came barreling down the road.

Have a cartoon I drew of it somewhere.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2020 10:12 PM (vuisn)

27 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

28 The picture on top is beautiful! Where is that?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2020 10:12 PM (NZbXf)

29 Some are bandannas. Some are surgical masks. One looks as if it was swiped from a construction site. They're a seemingly odd accessory for women wearing a mix of g-strings, bikinis and lingerie.

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Great. Now the Japanese vending machines will be filled with used masks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2020 10:12 PM (+y/Ru)

30 17 Sirius XM is running the Rolling Stones Radio on Classic Vinyl. Also, evidently there is also a Led Zeppelin station which I haven't yet found.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 18, 2020 10:10 PM (VNfwt)


27, they f*cked up deep tracks to play the same Zep track over every 4 f*cking hours.

Don't get me wrong, I like Zep, but it on 30 instead of deep tracks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

31 About that shirt that says "The future is female" - all I can say is: gag! That is stupid beyond stupidity.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

32 Send that dog to DeBlasio's next presser.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:13 PM (JCrfD)

33 I guess JC Penny's finally threw in the towel.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (VNfwt)

34 >>>>Where were those masks at the old Boom Bay?

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)

35 Sirius XM is running the Rolling Stones Radio on Classic Vinyl. Also, evidently there is also a Led Zeppelin station which I haven't yet found.

I found Zep last weekend flipping around. chan 25 or thereabouts

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (snLXz)

36 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)


Insom, has the new job turned you into a cunning linguist?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (jnM20)

37 The picture on top is beautiful! Where is that?


Sharp Rock Idaho.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (QLPEO)

38 18 Great ONT, Mis Hum! Thanks. Love the standing rocks photo and the Mystery Click. Peaceful, easy feeling indeed!

Love this quote: You don't have a right to take away my constitutional rights because you're afraid to die.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:10 PM (WFcrO)

Well what can I say?
It can't be always be Jim Morrison and The End.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

39 De Block! De Block!

Posted by: Tattoo at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (aKsyK)

40 Insom, has the new job turned you into a cunning linguist?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (jnM20)

Perhaps. Or maybe I was one all along.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

41 That dog's expression of the State of Things pretty much mirrors mine, these days.

The doing of which, greatly benefits from an increased intake of fluids.

*pours bourbon*


Cheers, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

42
Facepalm because that's HIS dog.

Evenin' jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (EGyGV)

43
If the future is female, who's going to change flats and kill snakes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)

44 So tell me, Mr. Obama...

Inconvenient or difficult.

WHICH ONE WAS LIBYA, MR. DEEP THINKER?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)

45 Thirst!

lamb chops on the grill for dinner...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (5kusT)

46 34 >>>>Where were those masks at the old Boom Bay?

LOLOLOLOL
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)


***Snort***

One Sconnie Moron knows..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

47 There is an internet rumor that I desperately, desperately want to be true.

California Governor Gavin Newsom wife's family owns a big ranch in Montana (he had his wedding there).

Allegedly, he has been spotted there recently visiting.

Newsom's office denied this, but interestingly issued the denial only to a handful of Montana media outlets. It's almost as if Newsom's office is waiting to see if anyone has photos of Newsom in Montana.

He's definitely capable of it - he is the personification of arrogance and the belief that the rules don't apply to him. And, if it turns out to the true, it would be devastating to him and the California lockdown.

Keep hope alive!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

48 My sister and I watched the first episode of "Ozark" tonight. I was mildly drawn in, but not that thrilled by it - mainly because it's hard to root for an amoral sleazebag who caused his own problem by choosing to work for a Mexican drug cartel. "OMG, I and my family might get killed!!!"

Yeah. That never occurred to you before, dumbass?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (HabA/)

49 and someone remind me later to go to bed before Resident 3vil wakes up, unlike last night....


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (5kusT)

50 Sirius XM's best feed right now is the Top 1000 Country Songs of all time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (JCrfD)

51 Is that Endor?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (yQpMk)

52 Top pic could be Garden of the Gods.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (0ReGO)

53 "Doing what feels good, what's convenient, what's easy, that's how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grownups with fancy titles and important jobs still think that way."

Yeah, Barak, apply that to the baby mammas and baby daddies who are letting the taxpayers support themselves and their children, because being responsible isn't so much fun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

54 43
If the future is female, who's going to change flats and kill snakes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)

Or work oil fields. Or cut lumber. Or haul refuse. Or maintain power lines. Or build houses. Or install plumbing. Or rub wastewater facilities. Or...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

55 If the future is female, who's going to change flats and kill snakes

The ginger bearded bitchtit on the left

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2020 10:17 PM (snLXz)

56 The Future Is Indeed Female! (sob)

Posted by: Prince Harry! at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

57 I stopped after two episodes of Ozark. Hated every character in the show.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)

58 "[President Obama] was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent."POTUS Donald J. Trump

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Shit. I love Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (sbyCq)

59 Top picture looks like it could be an album cover.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (aKsyK)

60 The ONT may contain traces of wheat, tree nuts, caffeine, nicotine and alcohol.

What about ground nuts?

If I weren't dead, I'd be offended.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Peanut at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

61
He's definitely capable of it - he is the personification of arrogance and the belief that the rules don't apply to him. And, if it turns out to the true, it would be devastating to him and the California lockdown.

Wait, I was told we're all in this together!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (mht8P)

62 If the future is female, who's going to change flats and kill snakes?

Don't forget about us!

Posted by: Face size spiders at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (JY8Ei)

63 Good evening, Horde!

Another great ONT, MIsHum.

The Covid song expresses my feelings exactly.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

64 Ozark has lots of gay butt stuff in it. I bailed, not just for that reason. I thought it was overrated

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (oAY8z)

65 If the future is female, who's going to change flats and kill snakes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)
* * * *

Exactly! And that hairy spider in the corner...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (WFcrO)

66 Watching the Thomas documentary recap the Senate confirmation hearings, it occurs to me that Joe Biden is kind of a dick.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (pxDdN)

67 49 and someone remind me later to go to bed before Resident 3vil wakes up, unlike last night....


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (5kusT)


The failure on your part does not constitute an emergency on ours.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

68 How do you pre-write a comment? Asking for someone in the technological dark ages.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2020 10:19 PM (HuH1F)

69 63 Good evening, Horde!

Another great ONT, MIsHum.

The Covid song expresses my feelings exactly.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)


Yet you care not for Yoko or Tanya. I just don't understand your tastes in music.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

70 Hi Honey, I'm here! How was your day?

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (Lhcx9)

71 It is essential that the future be male, because there must someone to kill the snakes.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

72 evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (JFzNN)

73 Best laugh I had today was when TuCa was quoting from the WaPo tongue bath write up of Stacey Abrams.

According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (HabA/)

74 Top pic - wow.
Bottom pic - heh.
In between, just a minute, but first...


Next up on your Covid top 19, this classic

A World Without Gloves
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1
Disease locked me away
And won't allow the day
Here inside, where I hide as a paranoid
I don't care what they say
I won't stay in a world without gloves

2
...[still working on 2nd verse]

3
At the store, in single file
Masks make sure we cannot smile
We may touch, I know not when.
When they sound all clear
But baby, until then,

Lock me away
Don't go outside and play
Here inside I will hide since I'm unemployed
I don't care what they say
I won't stay in a world without gloves

... etc
... in two-part harmony

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (ATv6t)

75 How do you pre-write a comment? Asking for someone in the technological dark ages.


Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (QLPEO)

76 Saw my doc today. No one in the office had masks. Nurses said the doc left it up to them and they knew masks were just foolish. Had to have blood drawn and the lab wouldn't let me in until they took my temp and made me put a mask on. I put it on the top of my head and security would not let me go into the lab unless it was on my face. People have really gone insane.

Posted by: Abby at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (fcpQZ)

77 Or work oil fields. Or cut lumber. Or haul refuse. Or maintain power lines. Or build houses. Or install plumbing. Or rub wastewater facilities. Or...

Oh, stupid men can do those things. We want to sit in offices where we can dress nicely and engage in status competition with other females, while getting paid far more than the icky men doing the icky men jobs.

Posted by: Feminists! at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

78
Ozark has lots of gay butt stuff in it.

Contrast that to Leave It To Beaver.
OK, I'm old but don't want to see butt stuff. Sue me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

79 My sister and I watched the first episode of "Ozark"
tonight.

Posted by: DonnaV at May 18, 2020 10:16 PM (HabA/)

It gets better and better. Just accept the amorality and enjoy the character development.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2020 10:21 PM (dLLD6)

80 A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?

Plate tectonics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:21 PM (JCrfD)

81 57 I stopped after two episodes of Ozark. Hated every character in the show.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)

You didn't like Ruthie? She was a pistol.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:21 PM (Lhcx9)

82 66 Watching the Thomas documentary recap the Senate confirmation hearings, it occurs to me that Joe Biden is kind of a dick.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (pxDdN)

That's why I don't feel that bad when his senility is mocked. He is not and never has been a good man.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:21 PM (HabA/)

83 In addition to what James Wood said about Trump, Trump is also honest about saying EXACTLY what he thinks, politically correct, or not. Career politicians are bullshit artists. What you see with them is a facade. They do and say what handlers, and professional campaign people tell them to do and say.

Before they publicly discuss a hot button issue, they have sat around figuring out what to say that won't offend the most voters.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

84 According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (HabA/)

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Zeppelins came in several different models.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (sbyCq)

85 Mondays and Wednesdays are like Friday nights for me since we're on an alternate day in office schedule because of the Scamdemic. Sleep in tomorrow.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

86 Bankruptcy court is using zoom, we found out today. Had to go in extra early today to set up the firm laptop for a webex hearing in State Court. Hearing at 8 am. I think we were the ginny pigs for that one. Seemed to work.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (sNpqr)

87 One more CV-19 song...from REM

(Wasting Time) Sitting Still

https://youtu.be/-sqpF-Si4o8

Some key lyrics besides the title

"We could bind it in the scythe"- counting deaths from multiple causes as a covid death

"We could gather, throw a fit" - protesters saying end the lockdown

"You can gather when I talk, talk until you're blue"

"I'm the sun and you can read" - sun/corona, pick your latest flawed scientific data all you Karens to lecture over your neighbor(s)

You could get away from me, get away from me"

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Typical REM song with intended obscured lyrics. The album is called Murmur

Posted by: Rex B at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (CBkgK)

88 Joe Biden has always been a dick. Ask the guy driving the truck when his first wife was killed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

89 According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

Like a 747 on a runway.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (JY8Ei)

90 The coordinated MSM rumpswabbery to try and find a Veep for Joey Fingers:


Cuomo - Swabbed - not working out so good

MI Gov - Swabbed - not working out so good

Tank - Swabbed - (we'll see)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (oAY8z)

91 Abrams sure puts the Tank in supertanker

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (snLXz)

92
Best laugh I had today was when TuCa was quoting from the WaPo tongue bath write up of Stacey Abrams.

According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V


She's like a C-5A on the runway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (aKsyK)

93 That link for the Wyoming strippers gives an error code. What gives? I was headed for my bunk.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (7nPBp)

94 84 According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (HabA/)

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Zeppelins came in several different models.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (sbyCq)


Keep her away from Alaska, haunting memories of oil tanker crash

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

95 I'll say it again: Zoom is for people who want to share everything on your device and everything your device is connected to with the Chicoms.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

96 I'm having some dental work done tomorrow morning.
2 crowns.
That's what they're calling a second mortgage these days.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (Lhcx9)

97 My, you're looking very nice this evening, Mrs. Cleaver.

Posted by: Litlle Boomer at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (6fu25)

98 She's like a C-5A on the runway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I was gonna go with the C-130.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (sNpqr)

99 Career politicians are bullshit artists. What you see with them is a facade.

I will move the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem!

Posted by: Every Presidential Candidate For The Last Thirty Years, Except Trump! at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

100 "Well, hello, Mrs. Cleaver. I certainly do admire how you've been working with the Beaver."

The classic, smarmy, two-faced Eddie Haskell was how we knew that Wally wasn't as clean-cut as he pretended to be.

H/t Ken Osmond for bringing that little bit of dark, stark reality into the squeaky-clean fantasyland of the Cleaver universe.

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (ATv6t)

101 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) on Monday warned people who attempt to swim at the city's public beaches Memorial Day weekend will be removed from the water as part of an effort to combat further spreading of the Chinese coronavirus.

They could punish them by forcing them to stay in Cuomo's Chinese Lung Plague infected nursing homes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

102 According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (HabA/)


A 787Max runway?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (jnM20)

103 Well I'm possibly in for a long night. I think my sump pump is going out. All the hardware stores closed at 9 and I called roto rooter and they can't get out until tomorrow morning.

It's still draining the pit but sometimes it drains it incredibly slow and other times as fast as it used to.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (IYHxL)

104 Zoom, use it if you must, but be assured there is no expectation of privacy whatsoever. Zero. The purpose of the product is to broadcast, to share.
Also expect that the people who will use that against you are not your friends.

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (w7KSn)

105 Garden of the Gods was sandwiched between my grandfather's ranch and my Great uncle's ranch. Joe Iverson is one of my earliest memories.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (HuH1F)

106
May I play with the Beaver, Mrs. Cleaver?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)

107 Joe Biden has always been a dick. Ask the guy driving the truck when his first wife was killed.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

---------

"Dick" doesn't do him justice. "Steaming piece of shit" is closer to the mark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (sbyCq)

108 Tank Abrams
One of those life forms that has its own gravity well.
WaPo needs to burn for that alone.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at May 18, 2020 10:26 PM (d9Irc)

109 102 98 She's like a C-5A on the runway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I was gonna go with the C-130.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (sNpqr)


Hive
Mind

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:26 PM (jnM20)

110 Just think: In lib world, Melania is nothing special and Stacy Abrams is a supermodel.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:26 PM (HabA/)

111 Eddie Haskell was only 76. That sounds rather young, considering how many are living into their 90's.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:26 PM (Lhcx9)

112 Strippers with masks? Pfffft.

Posted by: The Dance of the Seven Veils at May 18, 2020 10:26 PM (ATv6t)

113 96 I'm having some dental work done tomorrow morning.
2 crowns.
That's what they're calling a second mortgage these days.
Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (Lhcx9)

Good luck with that, miserable experience

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

114 I can't wait to see the NYPD in full battle rattle wade out to drag a guy on a boogie board out of the waves. LOL

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (w7KSn)

115 Too bad Chris Cornell went bat shit crazy and killed himself.

Money, fame, talent, sex with hot groupies.

None of them will guarantee against depression, mental health and drug abuse issues.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (zAjYk)

116 I'll say it again: Zoom is for people who want to share everything on your device and everything your device is connected to with the Chicoms.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

This is what baffles me about my company. they are super careful about security, and yet, are totally sold on Zoom, despite several of us stating that This is not a secure platform.

Ah, well. what can I do? I'm just *counts audibly* one man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)

117 OMG..day one of privacy fence installation. They got the old chain link removed, dug the holes and installed the posts. No fence so poor dog doesn't understand why he can't just run into the back yard. I've taken him for 3 walks!! My poor back is screaming at me. Just shoot me now. Another day and a half of this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

118 Yes. I was shocked the court was using it. Won't give info for login until day before with all the warnings of contempt. Like that is going to work.

Still not able to file evictions.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (sNpqr)

119 One of those life forms that has its own gravity well.

If she moves from Georgia to Washington, the Earth's orbit will change slightly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

120 just what i needed: another reason to be pissed off.

we're gonna need more rope.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/373942/

Treasury people spying on Flynn, Manafort, Trump family, and likely others, per a whistle blower.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (5kusT)

121 Too bad Chris Cornell went bat shit crazy and killed himself.



I did not know that.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (QLPEO)

122 Fat-skinny-fat-skinny-fattening ex-whore Oprah wants you to STEE SEEFER at Home.


Can we quit pretending that this isn't #resistance code for fuck with Trump's economy?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (WvQcX)

123
Use Zoom and your business conference will be on YouTube!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (mht8P)

124 To be fair, Females do have all the pussy.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

125 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (zAjYk)

Amen.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

126 Man, net neutrality killed me.

And then the Embassy move to Jersualem killed me again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:29 PM (JCrfD)

127 Tank Abrams. One of those life forms that has its own gravity well.

From which neither light nor accomplishment can escape.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2020 10:29 PM (snLXz)

128 Zoom, use it if you must, but be assured there is no expectation of privacy whatsoever. Zero. The purpose of the product is to broadcast, to share.
Also expect that the people who will use that against you are not your friends.


Under duress, use it in an old laptop with no hardware disk. Boot a linux live image through either the USB or cdrom.

Everything goes poof the instant you remove power. Put it on the unsecure side of your firewall with an ethernet cable, don't allow the wifi to have power or remove that at the bios.

you run a firewall, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (VcFUs)

129 Good luck with that, miserable experience
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

I am not looking forward to it that's for sure

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (Lhcx9)

130 Ugh.

Found out tonight that someone I know is a vicious, nasty bastard is running (as a D) for the WI State Senate.

And he has a ton of money.

He might do it - he's got the sociopathic personality required of a Dem pol.

There are yellow dog Dems in my family, but I predict they'll vote GOP at least once in their lives.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (HabA/)

131 Thanks for the ont Mis Hum, ain't it great to be able to choose your own rate of staying at home (though my new lib mayor tried to nix that).

Slap! If you see this I'm going to try calling Wed, or you can first when convenient.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (Ojki1)

132 Chris Cornell's "You Know My Name" was the best Bond theme ever.

Even better than "Goldfinger."

So there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)

133 Kurt Cobain was nothing compared with Chris Cornell.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (LxTcq)

134 {{{{Horde}}}}

We watched Created Equal at the theater. The most irritating and actually mind boggling thing we came away with......was how many of those jackasses are still around including the asshole biden

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (/UQ/R)

135 Chris Cornell's "You Know My Name" was the best Bond theme ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)
---
100% agreed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (Eicbe)

136 Popular video conferencing company, Zoom Communications, is a prime example of an organization benefiting from this transition. Today's graphic, inspired by Lennart Dobravsky at Lufthansa Innovation Hub, is a dramatic look at how much Zoom's valuation has shot up during this unusual period in history.



Zoom has major holes. So major, our IT Department has forbidden it on company equipment.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (dfEoR)

137 Hillary: Hurry up Joe. We need to get you counted as Covid death.

Joe: What?

Hillary: What?

Posted by: Hillary waiting for Joe to name her VP at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (WdocV)

138 Zoom says your meeting is secure, but participants take screen shots, sometime record the entire meeting.
Zoom says "you can't do that from our platform" but yes, you can.
You can set up a video cam in front of your "private" zoom conference, and then do with it what you will.
Watch you say. You could be a YouTube viral star.

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

139

Pluto keeps playing clips of some Scottish guy yelling at me to STAY AT HOME!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)

140 Under duress, use it in an old laptop with no hardware disk. Boot a linux live image through either the USB or cdrom.

Hi!

Posted by: The Cloud aka someone else's computer at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (WvQcX)

141 Margins. [CBD]

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (5kusT)

142 I like this bond theme

https://tinyurl.com/yac4caoo

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (WdocV)

143 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (aKsyK)

STAY FLIPPIN HOME IT'LL HELP

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (IYHxL)

144 She's a brick house.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:33 PM (Lhcx9)

145 Wait, I was told we're all in this together!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Of course we're all in this together. That's why gals on Nextdoor are rating out their neighbors to the cops.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

146 Thanks for the early Eagles.

Posted by: Tuna at May 18, 2020 10:33 PM (gLRfa)

147 The most irritating and actually mind boggling thing we came away with......was how many of those jackasses are still around including the asshole biden

The most irritating thing at the time was Planet-head Ted the Chauffeur pontificating about the maltreatment of women.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (JCrfD)

148 The trend for 90s Seattle front men to die young or outright kill themselves is kind of long.

Kurt Cobain
Shannon Hoon
Scott Weiland
Warrell Dain
Layne Staley
Chris Cornell

*looks at Eddie Vedder*

Well???

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)

149 "Fell on Black Days" made me almost not hate grunge.

Posted by: The Cloud aka someone else's computer at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (WvQcX)

150 Margins. [CBD]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)

151 Eddie Haskell was only 76. That sounds rather young, considering how many are living into their 90's.
Posted by: ALH


Story I read said he had respiratory issues. But they didn't say Covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (dfEoR)

152 @132...controversial, to say the least. I think Cornell's song was a portent of things to come. An early warning. Not of "Casino Royale", which is a fine film. But subsequent entries in the series were self-important, plodding, unfocused, bombastic, forced...just like "You Know My Name".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (ja/kn)

153 /off drunken Chinese data farm

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (WvQcX)

154 Is The Tank supposed to be the Atlanta Syndicate's answer to the Chicago Syndicate's Obama?

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (l3+k2)

155 Kurt Cobain was nothing compared with Chris Cornell.

.....

I used to drive around in my 280 Z blaring "Hands All Over" on my CD player when I was in a particularly surly mood during my more impetuous youth.

Cornell could scream with the best of them. I think even Steven Tyler was jealous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (WmnM/)

156 REM were a bunch of Lefties, but Murmur was a fantastic album. No one could make out what Stipe was singing , but it didn't matter-- The music was was catchy as hell. They never really put out a bad album in 30 years--even as they became more insufferable politically.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (o1fzk)

157 Reading outraged Leftist commentary about the Oregon judge's decision to reopen Oregon, they basically have two points:

The judge is from a tiny jerkwater county!

Yeah, which is shut down just as tightly as Portland under the Governor's order, despite being hundreds of miles away from any significant number of CCP virus cases.

The judge isn't respecting the science!

The judge was asked to rule on the narrow legal issue of whether the Governor needed legislative approval to extend the state of emergency past thirty days under the Oregon constitution.

"Science" had nothing to do with it, but of course modern Leftist legal theory is to determine the result you want first, and then develop "legal" reasoning to justify your decision.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

158 Making 'rona virus test kits over here, boss.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Essential Worker at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (q1Pj5)

159
I can't wait to see the NYPD in full battle rattle wade out to drag a guy on a boogie board out of the waves. LOL
Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:27 PM (w7KSn)


Think about how bad killing someone during an arrest over selling loosies looked bad.

This has the potential to look really bad

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (WyVLE)

160 Story I read said he had respiratory issues. But they didn't say Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (dfEoR)

---------

Oh yeah. It was COVID all right.

Posted by: The CDC at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (sbyCq)

161 @140, yep.

No zoom allowed in my house. I went to all the cameras on all the oca and dremeled a hole in the lenses and physically uninstalled their ability to function. I also shorted the two leads of a microphone plug together and inserted that into the pc microphone jack.


Smash insists on her damned wire tap Alexa, though. I don't speak in her office.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (VcFUs)

162 How did they find all those men who were willing to wear those stupid shirts?
$5 says none of those guys has any real experience with women.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (Lhcx9)

163 I detested grunge then and I detest it now.

I'll take a random Motley Crue song over anything Nirvana ever produced.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (JCrfD)

164 73 Best laugh I had today was when TuCa was quoting from the WaPo tongue bath write up of Stacey Abrams.

According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V


What was interesting is the Post described her walking back and forth on the stage "striking poses" while cameras flashed. And they viewed that as a good thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

165 The immediate future is somebody plowing my wife!

Posted by: Ball Donors at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (Eicbe)

166 155 Kurt Cobain was nothing compared with Chris Cornell.

.....

I used to drive around in my 280 Z blaring "Hands All Over" on my CD player when I was in a particularly surly mood during my more impetuous youth.

Cornell could scream with the best of them. I think even Steven Tyler was jealous.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:35 PM (WmnM/)

I never liked Kurt Cobain or Nirvana. The Soundgarden that I got into was Badmotorfinger and Superunknown. Good albums. My fave song is still "Jesus Christ Pose".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (ejsiI)

167 Battle-boo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

168 I know Screaming Trees weren't as popular as Nirvana or Pearl Jam, but when they talk about frontmen, no one ever mentions ME?

Posted by: Mark Lanegan. at May 18, 2020 10:37 PM (o1fzk)

169 Let's check your average Karen's Farcebook thread

1) We are all in this together

2) I hope everyone protecting the lockdown gets covid and dies

3) Wear a mask NAMASTE! It is SCIENCE!


4) 10 tips on how to cure cancer with essential oils

5) I saw children outside and it took like 15 minutes for the cops to get there!

6) 10 signs on how racist cops are. Number 7 will SHOCK YOU!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 10:37 PM (WdocV)

170 163 I detested grunge then and I detest it now.

.......

Grunge was the only time in my life when I was ever fashionable.

Being a greasy, unkept longhair with shitty clothes was in.

My hay day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:38 PM (WmnM/)

171 To be fair, Females do have all the pussy.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 10:28 PM (2DOZq)


There are always suitable substitutes.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2020 10:38 PM (2N7oZ)

172 Eddie Haskell was only 76. That sounds rather young, considering how many are living into their 90's.
Posted by: ALH


Story I read said he had respiratory issues. But they didn't say Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2020 10:34 PM (dfEoR)

Just speculating, but after his Hollywood stint, Ken Osmond was a cop in LA, and was shot 5 times during a foot chase. His body armor and his belt buckle mitigated the damage, but the badly written Wikipedia blurb said he went on disability and retired not long afterward. Perhaps lingering health issues could have been a factor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

173 To be fair, Females do have all the pussy.

___

So?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2020 10:39 PM (WdocV)

174 2 crowns.
Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM


Just say no. We did.

Posted by: Harry & Meghan at May 18, 2020 10:39 PM (DMUuz)

175 Good evening, Wing!

It is raining so hard here, I fear I am going to have to build an Ark.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

176 It gets better and better. Just accept the amorality and enjoy the character development.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a filthy bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

177 It gets better and better. Just accept the amorality and enjoy the character development.

Thank you CBD.. seems you're the only one besides me that likes the show.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

178 The service is not available

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (WvQcX)

179 There are always suitable substitutes.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2020 10:38 PM (2N7oZ)

Cease and desist or I will have MisHum do the thing.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)

180 that's not my dawg ... but, good boy.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (Cus5s)

181 Two random reactions:
You know "the future is female" when you have a whole room of guys wearing the slogan on t-shirts.
What's wrong with masks on strippers? How many of us guys were looking at their faces for more than a few seconds at a time?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypchondriac at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (rw/ga)

182 Quote IV from Mr. Woods is my sentiments exactly. Or, to quote Mr. Lincoln, speaking on Gen. Grant, "I can't spare this man. He fights!"

On another note, I am very surprised the passing this weekend of Phyllis George is not getting more run. Why? Especially in this day and age...back in the day, when she was a sports reporter, she was IT as far as women went. Nowadays having a woman in sports reporting is unremarkable, but in her day, it was a big deal. You would think that at least the "feminists" would comment on this, but no. The news of her death was almost slid under the door.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (ejsiI)

183 Bend and shape me
I love the way you are
Slow and sweetly
Like never before
Calm and sleeping
We won't stir up the past
So discreetly
We won't look back

Posted by: Doesn't Remind Me at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (Do5/p)

184 I took a lot of biology back in the day.
You are either an XX or an XY. You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (Lhcx9)

185 Screaming Trees' 'Dust' is a solid album, and not grunge at all. If anything, it's more classic rock than Seattle sound circa '90s

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (oAY8z)

186 Over the next week, will we see massive civil disobedience in blue states?

The Dems count on the sheeplike compliance of their voters. I truly pray that in November, they'll discover just how much they have overreached.

All those surfer dudes in Southern Cal can't be happy that they're not allowed to touch wet sand.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:42 PM (HabA/)

187 Funniest thing I've seen today:

Steyn sings "The Handsy Man"

https://youtu.be/Vuj0RZQb_g0

LMAO

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2020 10:42 PM (FB3c2)

188 "Grunge" was really an unfair term because all the major grunge bands really had nothing in common/

Pearl Jam was AOR rock crossed with Springsteen.

Alice in Chains was glam metal

Nirvans was The Beatles crossed with punk

Soundgarden was Zeppelin crossed with punk

Screaming Trees was Cream crossed with garage rock.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:42 PM (o1fzk)

189 That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a filthy bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)



But he was doing it in the service of a greater good, by providing for his family!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:42 PM (jnM20)

190 179 There are always suitable substitutes.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2020 10:38 PM (2N7oZ)

Cease and desist or I will have MisHum do the thing.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)


Both fillet knives are ready IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

191 I might like a lot of productions but for them tying murder, rape, kidnap, sodomy, child abuse, elder abuse, assault, strong arm robbery, fraud, and white collar crimes during the opening credits.
Then dissolve to two guys swapping spit.
I need my hip waders...

Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (w7KSn)

192 $5 says none of those guys has any real experience with women.
Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM


Calm down.

Posted by: 10th guy from the left at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (DMUuz)

193 184 I took a lot of biology back in the day.
You are either an XX or an XY. You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (Lhcx9)

You really are asking to be arrested by the Ministry of Truth and sent to Room 101.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (ejsiI)

194 Thank you CBD.. seems you're the only one besides me that likes the show.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

Count me in as a fan. I really enjoyed it.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (Lhcx9)

195 Anyone else watching "Created Equal"? Thanks for the notice!

Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (6lKe4)

196 "Dust" is one of the best albums of the '90's by any band in any genre

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (o1fzk)

197 Margins. [CBD]

Two years ago I saw the Super Guppy at Rick Husband International Airport at Amarillo. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (ejsiI)

198 That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a filthy bastard.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

The whole premise of "Breaking Bad" was that Walter White started dealing because the medical bills would bankrupt his family.

I was like, "What? He's a public school teacher and you want me to believe his insurance is shit?"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (HabA/)

199 Both fillet knives are ready IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

He's already been fileted.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (Lhcx9)

200 You are either an XX or an XY. You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (Lhcx9)


You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Commissaress Karenina at May 18, 2020 10:45 PM (jnM20)

201 I loved the subsequent Twitter exchange between the President and James Woods, where Trump said he considered it a compliment, and Woods said that's how he meant it.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2020 10:45 PM (dOV9E)

202 As was mentioned above, this Thomas doc really shows what a fool Joe Biden was. And likely remains.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 10:45 PM (ja/kn)

203 "You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure."

You're oppressing me!

Posted by: RuPaul at May 18, 2020 10:45 PM (w7KSn)

204 114 I can't wait to see the NYPD in full battle rattle wade out to drag a guy on a boogie board out of the waves. LOL
Posted by: navybrat


They need to make a decision, work for the people or work for government thugs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

205 103 Well I'm possibly in for a long night. I think my sump pump is going out. All the hardware stores closed at 9 and I called roto rooter and they can't get out until tomorrow morning.

It's still draining the pit but sometimes it drains it incredibly slow and other times as fast as it used to.

---

My sump pump is running for the first time in 12 years. I'm glad it works. 6+ inches of rain and a high water table from an overflowing Lake Mchigan will do that

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (7ZQe3)

206 184 I took a lot of biology back in the day.
You are either an XX or an XY. You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:41 PM (Lhcx9)


Well, that's what science says. But how does science explain Brian Stelter?

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (dOV9E)

207 i read someplace that, even if you "uninstall" Zoom, certain parts remain active on your computer, leaving you still vulnerable.

i was told i had to use it for a LA City body i am part of.

i told them LOLGF, and, if i can' call in on a dumb phone, i need the City to provide me with a device, because the home netw*rk has privacy act and HIPPA info on it, and i refuse to have a microphone or camera on my PC.

FTS!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (5kusT)

208 The whole premise of "Breaking Bad" was that Walter White started dealing because the medical bills would bankrupt his family.

I was like, "What? He's a public school teacher and you want me to believe his insurance is shit?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (HabA/)

Unstated: "See? This is why medical care MUST be free, universal, and provided only by the government!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (ejsiI)

209 "You are either an XX or an XY. You can pretend all you want, but you can't change your basic cell structure."

Ahem.

Posted by: Kleinfelter Syndrome at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (DMUuz)

210 So DeBolshevik is threatening to yank beachgoers out of the water?

What if NYPD officers don't want to get the uniforms wet?

He's already driven 425,000 people out of the city, I imagine that the Jersey Shore will be swamped with Noo Yawkahs who couldn't swing a long weekend in Florida

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

211 Charles the Simple: How do you pre-write a comment? Asking for someone in the technological dark ages.

eleven: Can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?

Perfect.

I ♥ this Hordemind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (ATv6t)

212 163---grunge was updated classic rock. The media attention turned a lot of people off to it.
It wasn't all great, but some really good music came out of that era.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (o1fzk)

213 Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2020 10:43 PM (6lKe4)

13 minutes until it's on.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (IYHxL)

214 Breaking Bad was fantastic. I don't get why people think Walter had to be seen as a hero type. It's a great story

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

215
I detested grunge then and I detest it now.



I'll take a random Motley Crue song over anything Nirvana ever produced.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2020 10:36 PM (JCrfD)


Grunge killed glam metal.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (2N7oZ)

216 Okay, well now that I've watched the Thomas documentary and the bit on the confirmation hearings, I want to go out and punch some liberals.

More than usual, that is.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (pxDdN)

217 ALH have you watched Dead To Me? It's great fun. Best thing I've ever seen Christina Applegate in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

218 I read in the previous thread that Herr Murphy sent the cops back to that gym after they left.

At this point it's not about "keeping people safe" with him, it's "YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHHHHH"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

219 Pearl Jam was AOR rock crossed with Springsteen.

Alice in Chains was glam metal

Nirvans was The Beatles crossed with punk

Soundgarden was Zeppelin crossed with punk

Screaming Trees was Cream crossed with garage rock.



The Smashing Pumpkins were punk crossed with Special Needs rock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:48 PM (WmnM/)

220 Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 10:46 PM (7ZQe3)

Mine goes off every 5 minutes. No joke.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 10:48 PM (IYHxL)

221 198
That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple
seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a
filthy bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)



The whole premise of "Breaking Bad" was that Walter White started dealing because the medical bills would bankrupt his family.



I was like, "What? He's a public school teacher and you want me to believe his insurance is shit?"

Posted by: DonnaV at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (HabA/)


Spoilers
In episode 1 at Walter's birthday party, before he knew he had cancer, he saw the drug bust on the TV and saw the big pile of money, and immediately became intrigued.

He was a greedy bastard from the start, the cancer etc was just window dressing.

Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2020 10:48 PM (l3+k2)

222 I've always liked the movie Hero with Dustin Hoffman. Complete scummy guy performs a fantastic act (while being scummy) while a media perfect story guy claims credit and seems to be the poster image people want.

Plus it pisses people off, so there is that.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

223 Breaking Bad was fantastic. I don't get why people think Walter had to be seen as a hero type. It's a great story
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

---------

Yep. Great character development.

Posted by: The CDC at May 18, 2020 10:49 PM (sbyCq)

224 The whole story of Walter is of his transformation.
Read Faust.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 18, 2020 10:49 PM (w7KSn)

225 That's why I don't feel that bad when his senility is mocked. He is not and never has been a good man.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:21

True dat.

Nice to hear the OR Morons had a good time.

Way too much rain here in N IL. You have the same Bruce and others?























tyue dqt.

Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2020 10:50 PM (NdOIs)

226 Breaking Bad was fantastic. I don't get why people think Walter had to be seen as a hero type. It's a great story

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

Son recommended it to me, but I thought why in the hell would I want to watch a glorification of drug dealing scum.
Then, there came an evening when there really was nothing else on, and Mrs H and I basically binge watched for days. The characters were so well developed...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 18, 2020 10:50 PM (jnM20)

227 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFS

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Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

228 217 ALH have you watched Dead To Me? It's great fun. Best thing I've ever seen Christina Applegate in.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

Best thing I saw her in were skin-tight dresses in Married With Children.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

229 >Chris Cornell's "You Know My Name" was the best Bond theme ever.


it is good
I like "The World Is Not Enough" by Garbage

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (iTXRQ)

230 I really wanted to like Smashing Pumpkins. I mean I liked Siamese Dream and when Mellon Collie and The long Album Title came out, I dove right in.
But it was meh, like any '70's double album, filler and bloat and a handful of great songs

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (o1fzk)

231 My high school yrs were '80-'84. Unfortunately, "glam metal" dominated the rock realm. There was nothing there for me then, nothing there for me now.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (oAY8z)

232 Obama: Stutting cluster fuck of a miserable failure. Yeah, I even have the coffee cup.

Posted by: RobinKaty at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (eFAZh)

233 It's Klinefelter (XXY), and there's also Turner syndrome (one X), super female (three Xs), and what used to be called criminal syndrome (XYY). Also, sometimes a person is genetically XY but the Y chromosome doesn't kick in, resulting in someone who is phenotypically female but genetically male.

That being said, those are all extremely unusual, and I don't think there's a lot of overlap between them and trannies.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (rWZ8Y)

234 The whole premise of "Breaking Bad" was that Walter White started dealing because the medical bills would bankrupt his family.

I was like, "What? He's a public school teacher and you want me to believe his insurance is shit?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (HabA/)


I never read that as being *quite* the premise. Because Walter had other outs. Those rich friends of his were more than willing to pay for his cancer treatment, gave him every opportunity to take them up on it; but he rejected it because of whatever happened in his past with them. Same goes for everyone else willing to provide money for it.

It was never a story of outrageously expensive medical care, it was a story of a man who rose and fell through his own monumental pride.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (pxDdN)

235 Nobody gives King Buzzo/Melvins his due. Fun, weird rockers.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (DY3v8)

236 https://tinyurl.com/yc65v8hh


I love how some Asian women can be anywhere from 14-60. Good luck guessing!


Posted by: Obligatory at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (WdocV)

237 Walter White was the classic protagonist with a coherent, compelling journey even if you didn't like where his character ended up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (sbyCq)

238 217 ALH have you watched Dead To Me? It's great fun. Best thing I've ever seen Christina Applegate in.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

We started that last night. It's very California. We watched Johnny Depp do Dillinger tonight.
Does Dead to Me get better after the 2nd episode?

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (Lhcx9)

239 Or work oil fields. Or cut lumber. Or haul refuse. Or maintain power
lines. Or build houses. Or install plumbing. Or rub wastewater
facilities.


Sure. Funny thing is, the guys I always hear singing this are never the guys I run into when I'm out doing those things. I could say a lot more about that..

We made our first million digging ditches. I have to say, I have never rubbed a wastewater facility in my whole career. You go right ahead.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (8IOEj)

240 Jerry Seinfeld has a very good stand up comedy called 23 hours.
You will LOL and will not be pissed off.
He hasn't missed a beat.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (w7KSn)

241 They need to make a decision, work for the people or work for government thugs.
Posted by: nerdygirl



They are the government thugs. And shall remain so unless/until they drag out the ring leaders and string them up. They are the enemy, they are the stasi, and they want us dead or under the boot.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:53 PM (VcFUs)

242 During the Thomas--Hill hearings, Biden came across as a smug wiseass, managing to patronize both Anita and Clarence.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:53 PM (o1fzk)

243 More Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFS

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Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

244 Grunge killed glam metal.

It also destroyed a hard rock revolution that was geared toward musicianship, talent and composition...

In favor of the "Seattle Sound" aka some tweaker groaning over three repetitive drop tuned powerchords.


The guitar solo was replaced by whining.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 10:53 PM (WvQcX)

245 "Dead to Me"' definitely has its moments. Applegate and Cardellini are easy to look at, and both are good comic actors. The writing is pretty good too.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 10:53 PM (ja/kn)

246 OOOps, no idea what happened there.

Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2020 10:54 PM (NdOIs)

247 Christina Applegate has aged quite well, IMO. She's sexier than ever

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:54 PM (oAY8z)

248 It was never a story of outrageously expensive medical care, it was a story of a man who rose and fell through his own monumental pride.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (pxDdN)

----------

Near the very end, someone asked him why he did it. He said "because I was good at it it."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 10:54 PM (sbyCq)

249 That being said, those are all extremely unusual, and I don't think there's a lot of overlap between them and trannies.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (rWZ8Y)


But even those people can't change from who they are by wishing it so.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:54 PM (Lhcx9)

250 Does Dead to Me get better after the 2nd episode?

Oh God yes!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

251 That being said, those are all extremely unusual, and I don't think there's a lot of overlap between them and trannies.

***

Yes - people who have a real, physical problem we should feel sympathy for.

People that want to force you to say something that isn't true deserve scorn.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 10:55 PM (WdocV)

252 I'm pretty certain I could make a treadle lathe. That said, I own a Powermatic industrial model 90.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 18, 2020 10:55 PM (HuH1F)

253 Where does Limp Bizkit fall on the music tree?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 18, 2020 10:55 PM (DY3v8)

254 I went to a Lollapalooza during the height of grunge. It was great.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam (pre-douche), Tool, Rage Against the Machine, and the best of them all.....Ministry.

I had consumed some party favors and got tossed in the air on a blanket that had been set on fire in the middle of a giant mosh pit during the middle of the Ministry show.

Good times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 10:56 PM (WmnM/)

255 Does Dead to Me get better after the 2nd episode?
Posted by: ALH


Yes. Christina Applegate curses like a six year army e-4.
Its glorious.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 10:56 PM (VcFUs)

256 Grunge killed glam metal.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (2N7oZ)

It killed glam metal and marginalized good old fashioned metal. As a headbanger coming up in the late 1980s-early 1990s, it was something of a golden age. Think of all the great metal albums put out back then. MCMXC saw major releases by Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Iron Maiden, and others, and many of them are metal classics (especially "Rust In Peace" and "Seasons In The Abyss".

Two things essentially put a stop to this, both in 1991: the release of the Black album by Metallica. While good, it gave me a distinct feeling of "That's it?" Soon thereafter, Nirvana exploded onto the scene with "Smells Like Teen Spirit", which entirely passed me by. The album "Nevermind" got big and suddenly everyone in music chasing the Next Big Thing decided it was time to sound as much like Nirvana as possible.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:56 PM (ejsiI)

257 147 The most irritating and actually mind boggling thing we came away with......was how many of those jackasses are still around including the asshole biden

The most irritating thing at the time was Planet-head Ted the Chauffeur pontificating about the maltreatment of women.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Someone I worked with said that during the "Anita Hill" travesty, a republican senator should have just sat there and repeated the word "Chappaquiddick" over and over again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

258 Super Guppy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Aero_Spacelines_Super_Guppy
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2020 10:32 PM (5kusT)

Two years ago I saw the Super Guppy at Rick Husband International Airport at Amarillo. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 10:44 PM (ejsiI)




I've been inside the Super Guppy one time at Redstone Arsenal. Late 60s or very early 70s.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2020 10:56 PM (yQpMk)

259 237 Cicero

I agree.

It was a superb MELODRAMA! Made no claim whatsoever to being "Citizen Kane"!

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 10:57 PM (Cssks)

260 Okay, tomorrow we'll watch some more Dead to Me, based on all y'alls recommendations. Who am I to argue with Democracy?

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (Lhcx9)

261 Mine goes off every 5 minutes. No joke.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

---

I haven't timed but it's at least that fast if not faster. It's more than a bit concerning. But as long as it's still working. If not, that's why there's an insurance.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (7ZQe3)

262 Albert Hammond stuck on the 405 in Gibraltar?

Posted by: klaftern at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (RuIsu)

263 162 How did they find all those men who were willing to wear those stupid shirts?
$5 says none of those guys has any real experience with women.
Posted by: ALH


How many of them are gay?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

264 My high school yrs were '80-'84. Unfortunately,
"glam metal" dominated the rock realm. There was nothing there for me
then, nothing there for me now.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (oAY8z)


I'm a little bit older and listened to Sabbath, Deep Purple, Nazareth in High School, so more hard rock. But loved the whole NWOBHM, and never really got into the LA bands.
I'd rather listen to Saxon or Motorhead than any of the "Cinderella" type bands.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (2N7oZ)

265 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) on Monday warned people who attempt to swim at the city’s public beaches Memorial Day weekend will be removed from the water as part of an effort to combat further spreading of the Chinese coronavirus.
De Blasio said that New York City will begin installing fencing along the city’s beaches and asked residents to avoid large gatherings, and playing sports. Lifeguards will also be prohibited from being on duty.
-----
Today is the 148th anniversary of the birth of Bertrand Russell.

"Next to enjoying ourselves, the next greatest pleasure consists in preventing others from enjoying themselves, or more generally, in the acquisition of power." - Russell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (ysC0S)

266 How many of them are gay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

My guess would be all of them.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (Lhcx9)

267 Was that black dog commenting on an Obama commencement speech? Dogs are pretty smart after all.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (NVDjf)

268 244-- I disagree.
Hair metal was ghey. It was rock TOTALLY divorced from it's blues roots, and while Guns Roses had the chops and the songs, Axl was a dickhead,

But rock was losing ground to Hip-Hop even back then. Grunge was rock's last moment in the spotlight.

There was Metallica though.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (o1fzk)

269 What the hell is "Dead To Me"?

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (Cssks)

270 Stop copying and pasting that goddamned Wikipedia link. It's fucking up the margins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

271 Bryan Cranston's movie the Upside was really good. I'm surprised it didn't do very well at the box office.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

272 Free of merely banging heads, Metal went exploring the realm of the subconscious via Queensryche and Dream Theater.

Not saying that Metal isn't thinking man's rock to a certain extent, but it was actually more experimental in the post-Black '91 era. It had to evolve when going up against a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, had a meal.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (DY3v8)

273 Rage Against the Machine
***

I hate that guy. Is there a Spanish translation for Kyle?


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (WdocV)

274 269 What the hell is "Dead To Me"?
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (Cssks)

It's on Netflix.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (Lhcx9)

275 274 ALH

Ok, thx.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (Cssks)

276 Biden pulled "Long Dong Silver" out of Hill. What an asshole.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (ja/kn)

277 Just timed it. 1 minute, 20 seconds between cycles.

O.O

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (7ZQe3)

278 IMO symphonic metal is thinking man's rock n'roll.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (WdocV)

279 My high school yrs were '80-'84. Unfortunately, "glam metal" dominated the rock realm. There was nothing there for me then, nothing there for me now.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:51 PM (oAY8z)

Which is why me and my buddies dug into the underground. There was some good metal back then. Hell, Scorpions "Animal Magnetism" was a really dark ,edgy album. Plus Iron Maiden, Judas Priest (sans point of Entry), Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio, Saxon, Motorhead.

Plus we listened to all the old stuff, Thin Lizzy, old Sabbath, Nazareth, Alice Cooper, etc.

The best stuff is seldom the most popular, in any generation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

280 ''I'm having some dental work done tomorrow morning.
2 crowns.
That's what they're calling a second mortgage these days.
Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 10:24 PM (Lhcx9)

Good luck with that, miserable experience''

Ah...fun and games and high speed drills.

Posted by: Tuna at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (gLRfa)

281 can somebody do a test of bat flu vs pool water?

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2020 11:02 PM (SxBH1)

282 I loved grunge. It cleansed the palate of bad hair band rock of the late 80s. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, Disturbed, Soundgarden were awesome. I mourned the death of Kurt. I also was very sad when Chris died. His voice is haunting and lives on. The Shape of Things to Come is also a great song by Audioslave. Those bands tried to resurrect rock n roll. Alas, I think Rock is almost dead. The classics are all that I play now. No new bands have any major following.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 18, 2020 11:02 PM (haWye)

283 I'm running a virus scan against one of my external backup disks. It's at 17M files so far and maybe 75% through.

I cannot imagine why I have so much shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2020 11:02 PM (yQpMk)

284 Albert Hammond sued Radiohead because "Creep" "borrowed" liberally from "The Air That I Breath"--which I noticed the first time I heard it.
He got big bucks and is listed as a co-writer of Creep.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:02 PM (o1fzk)

285 Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 10:58 PM (7ZQe3)

We live over what I've been told is swamp land. It's fucking insane.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (IYHxL)

286 Stacey Abrams is Nationwide IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (Lhcx9)

287 Ward ... don't be so hard on the Beaver, Honey.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (7E4CF)

288 268 244-- I disagree.
Hair metal was ghey. It was rock TOTALLY divorced from it's blues roots, and while Guns Roses had the chops and the songs, Axl was a dickhead,

But rock was losing ground to Hip-Hop even back then. Grunge was rock's last moment in the spotlight.

There was Metallica though.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 10:59 PM (o1fzk)


You have a good point there. Talking about Grunge killing something doesn't feel like what happened in the moment. It felt like Rock was about to die, having given way to some sort of pussy impulse, as exemplified by the hair bands. Grunge was a rescue.

Metal was vital all along, but was very much a separate track, a realm of specialist fans.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (dOV9E)

289 I thought the big reason that Walter White turned to crime was because he helped invent some chemical or medication and his partners fucked him out of his share while getting filthy rich, and he resented being an Aztek driving teacher while his students rode in Beemers

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

290 Where does Limp Bizkit fall on the music tree?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 18, 2020 10:55 PM (DY3v

Poseurs.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

291 189 That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a filthy bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)


But he was doing it in the service of a greater good, by providing for his family!

/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together!


And people in the entertainment industry are way too comfortable with making bad behavior seem understandable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

292 Radiohead's Creep and Weezer's Sweater Song were the two most overplayed songs of the 90s.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (WdocV)

293 282--sadly, this is true.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (o1fzk)

294 I'm running a virus scan against one of my external backup disks. It's at 17M files so far and maybe 75% through.

I cannot imagine why I have so much shit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2020 11:02 PM (yQpMk)

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If you don't cull the Lithuanian midget pr0n occasionally, the stuff just grows like kudzu.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (sbyCq)

295 276 Biden pulled "Long Dong Silver" out of Hill. What an asshole.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (ja/kn)

Dude. Phrasing.

Posted by: ALH at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (Lhcx9)

296 282 Czech Chick

I wonder if we're the same species.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (Cssks)

297 Someday Rock will come back.

It's too good not to. Some generation will emerge that's Sick Of This Shit.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 11:04 PM (QLPEO)

298 292---along with Stone Temple Pilot's "Creep", a totally different song.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:05 PM (o1fzk)

299 Grunge didn't interest the ladies. Can't dance to that shit. Surprised it lasted as long as it did.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 11:05 PM (ja/kn)

300 DC's daily report includes "Covid-19 related deaths". Nice way to skew the stats.

Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:05 PM (6j2Bg)

301 thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at

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We're normally bone dry but with the Lake pushing the river back upstream there's nowhere for the water to go. And it's still raining. Water tables are at all time highs

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 11:07 PM (7ZQe3)

302 Super Guppy pulled into McDonnell here in STL now and then for parts of something. MOL maybe?

Posted by: klaftern at May 18, 2020 11:07 PM (RuIsu)

303 The classics are all that I play now. No new bands have any major following.
Posted by: Czech Chick


Kidney Thieves, Collide, The Raconteurs, & (wierdly) Ugly Kid Joe.

Give them a try.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:08 PM (VcFUs)

304 Just finished watching Created Equal on PBS, I am so glad that I did, it was very powerful. Now back to read the content.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2020 11:08 PM (a4EWo)

305 IMO symphonic metal is thinking man's rock n'roll.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:01 PM (WdocV)


I like Night Wish, Within Temptation (I love the song Jane Doe), Xandria, etc.

I tell people if you like Andrew Lloyd Webber, you might like Symphonic Metal.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)

306 According to Thomas, Biden privately assured him that he would not do what he eventually did at the hearings. You could tell that Thomas would choke out Biden if God gave him permission.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

307 Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 11:07 PM (7ZQe3)

Pretty miserable.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (IYHxL)

308 Driving an Aztec would force a man into a lot of bad life choices. It's a domino effect

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)

309 I will give them a try! Always looking for a new sound.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (haWye)

310 The vast majority of the discussion tonight doesn't interest me at all. So I'll show myself out. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (6j2Bg)

311
300 DC's daily report includes "Covid-19 related deaths". Nice way to skew the stats.
Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:05 PM (6j2Bg)


The left is juicing the numbers as a way to keep this shit going, oust PDT, and bring America down.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

312 The Swedish band Opeth puts out some great stuff in the progressive metal genre.
I find their albums fascinating---everyone from Deep Purple to Tull to early Iron Maiden to King Crimson to '70's Italian prog to Southern Rock is in the mix.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (o1fzk)

313 @295...May or may not have been intentional. You'll never know.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (ja/kn)

314 198 That was why I couldn't stand "Breaking Bad". I had recorded a couple seasons of it and ended up deleting them. Cancer doesn't justify being a filthy bastard.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

The whole premise of "Breaking Bad" was that Walter White started dealing because the medical bills would bankrupt his family.

I was like, "What? He's a public school teacher and you want me to believe his insurance is shit?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V


I don't know what it is like now, but in Michigan in the past, when they talked about "Cadillac Insurance Plans", they were referring to what public school teachers and auto industry employees had.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

315 The Future is Female.

Posted by: Ball Donors at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (Eicbe)

316 Can't listen to classic rock anymore save a few bands- Rolling Stones (earlier stuff), CCR, AC/DC (Bon Scott)

I've heard all those classic rock songs a billion times already
I like old rockabilly & surf
gimme The Ventures or Link Wray or The Centurions
Johnny Horton "Honkytonk Man"

so anyway
hey

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (iTXRQ)

317 299---Pearl Jam has a lot of female fans, my "kid" sister among them. She's seen them everywhere.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

318 I don't know what it is like now, but in Michigan in the past, when they talked about "Cadillac Insurance Plans", they were referring to what public school teachers and auto industry employees had.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

Nothing even remotely true about Cadillac ins for school teachers...at least in our district

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2020 11:11 PM (SxBH1)

319 {{{Vendette}}}

Happy Victoria Day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 18, 2020 11:11 PM (jnM20)

320 156 JoeF re REM. I grew to hate them politically too, by the time I was 30. I remember there environmental agenda and also a Amnesty Intl sticker from one of their concerts. I was happy for Bill Berry - 1st member to leave the band jn '97? Their politicrap dampens the music too much for me.

Posted by: Rex B at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (Pi2Vs)

321 Well, that's what science says. But how does science explain Brian Stelter?
Posted by: Splunge


Tater? That would be agricultural science. Ask Michigan State University about him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

322 Grunge didn't interest the ladies. Can't dance to that shit. Surprised it lasted as long as it did.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 18, 2020 11:05 PM (ja/kn)


That was the killer. I went to a Motley Crue concert and half the audience was chicks. Dressed up in cop costumes, fishnet stockings, mini-skirts. Grunge never got those women to their concerts.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (2N7oZ)

323 Anybody who watched a lot of Biden on CSPAN 2 in the 90s, I think is justified in finding Biden a complete snake or slime.

Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (Eicbe)

324 263-Bet they all identify as "pan" something and list pronouns on their Twitter page.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (Ojki1)

325 I'm running a virus scan against one of my external backup disks. It's at 17M files so far and maybe 75% through.

I cannot imagine why I have so much shit.
Posted by: Grump928
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Bloatware, and other shit. I received a .docx file attachment with some meeting notes. Just text, maybe a page and a half. 17.7 f*cking Kb. I converted it to a .txt, 750 bytes.

So, 17.5 Kb being sent to everyone, is clotting up the internet, clotting up drive space.

I have tried and tried to get people who disseminate such stuff to DO IT AS A DAMN TEXT FILE. "Whut? Huh? Whut difference does it make?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (pK7cg)

326 I forgot how hard Thomas' grandfather was.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (IYHxL)

327 My favorite music genre is Pop Punk. From Elvis Costello to Blink 182

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

328 321 Well, that's what science says. But how does science explain Brian Stelter?
Posted by: Splunge

Tater? That would be agricultural science. Ask Michigan State University about him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:12 PM (+lVUW)


Hey what about Cornell?

Posted by: Keith Oberbite at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

329 hi everyone. phys therapy went OK today. still hurts like crazy but you can't get what you want. talking to a chiropractor later this week.

got an email notice that my Jewels45 shipment has, um, shipped!

PS: I love cats AND dogs.

Question--

--too drunk to ask. See you tomorrow!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (l9m7l)

330 The Future is Female.

Posted by: Ball Donors at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (Eicbe)


And it smells great!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (2N7oZ)

331 I've heard all those classic rock songs a billion times already
I like old rockabilly & surf

Posted by: DB- just DB[/p


I've been binging on early 70s disco. I know, I need to report to sick call and get my head examined.

Had ABBA on (loud) in my car and smash took it on a grocery run. Now I've got her listening to early 70s disco as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (VcFUs)

332
Tater is corn fed.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (rCwaK)

333


Frack

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (VcFUs)

334

I'm looking at that great pic of the mountain croppings, and I can't see Eagles, but I can hear them. They are there somewhere.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

335 The left is juicing the numbers as a way to keep this shit going, oust PDT, and bring America down.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)


Follow the money...

Birx basically said that the CDC guidelines require allow you to cook the books by not discriminating between death "from" Covid and death "by" Covid.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (jnM20)

336 223 Breaking Bad was fantastic. I don't get why people think Walter had to be seen as a hero type. It's a great story
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

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Yep. Great character development.
Posted by: The CDC at May 18, 2020 10:49 PM (sbyCq)

--The best scene was where Walter admitted to his estranged wife (when she asked him why he got immersed in the meth trade) that he stayed in the game because he liked it; he was good at it; and he got rewarded for it.

Very primal.

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (oZuI0)

337 325 I'm running a virus scan against one of my external backup disks. It's at 17M files so far and maybe 75% through.

I cannot imagine why I have so much shit.
Posted by: Grump928
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Bloatware, and other shit. I received a .docx file attachment with some meeting notes. Just text, maybe a page and a half. 17.7 f*cking Kb. I converted it to a .txt, 750 bytes.

So, 17.5 Kb being sent to everyone, is clotting up the internet, clotting up drive space.

I have tried and tried to get people who disseminate such stuff to DO IT AS A DAMN TEXT FILE. "Whut? Huh? Whut difference does it make?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (pK7cg)


Call me old fashioned. I like paper

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

338 Well, I'm a bit relieved. I checked out the state senate district where the sociopathic asshole will be running as a D.

It's a GOP district. He'll have his work cut out for me. I'm sure he thinks he'll just be able to outspend the Republican and buy himself a seat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (HabA/)

339 I don't know what it is like now, but in Michigan in
the past, when they talked about "Cadillac Insurance Plans", they were
referring to what public school teachers and auto industry employees
had.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

One quick post before I go: The original Obamacare law had a "Cadillac Tax" for just those plans (the high-cost employer plans), but it wasn't going to take effect for 2 years (I think it was 2) after enactment. The lobbyists, especially for the unions, were extremely effective getting the start dated delayed until it got repealed.

Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (6j2Bg)

340 That's weird--I've been listening t early disco too

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (o1fzk)

341 334

I'm looking at that great pic of the mountain croppings, and I can't see Eagles, but I can hear them. They are there somewhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

So are we

Posted by: snipers at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (SxBH1)

342 Call me old fashioned. I like paper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
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Call me old fashioned. I like paste.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at May 18, 2020 11:16 PM (Eicbe)

343 According to WaPo, she's like a "supermodel" on a runway.

A supermodel for Lane Bryant? Or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 10:20 PM (HabA/)

Stacey doesn't need a runway. Blimps use mooring masts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2020 11:17 PM (LZcDP)

344 I'm looking at that great pic of the mountain croppings, and I can't see Eagles, but I can hear them.
---
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2020 11:17 PM (Eicbe)

345
Can't wait to see what happens when he sends NYPD to break up block parties in the hoods and barrios

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

346 I have tried and tried to get people who disseminate such stuff to DO IT AS A DAMN TEXT FILE. "Whut? Huh? Whut difference does it make?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer



I took petty revenge against an ahole that did that shit. I kept forwarding a meeting invitation with a 23mb map graphic to him. Crashed his inbox for three weeks until the it peeps came to me and asked me to stop.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (VcFUs)

347 {{{Vendette}}}



Happy Victoria Day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 18, 2020 11:11 PM (jnM20)

(Looks at calendar)
It is!
I'm just proud to know it's Monday.

Now I'm gone. After all, not responding to Hrothgar is sinful.

Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (6j2Bg)

348 Nothing even remotely true about Cadillac ins for school teachers...at least in our district
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2020 11:11 PM (SxBH1)

Their insurance is pretty damn good in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (HabA/)

349 photo at top looks like Garden Of The Gods down in Colorado Springs

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (iTXRQ)

350 Call me old fashioned. I like paper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Same here. I am bombarded ceaselessly with harangues, 'Go Paperless!' Yeah, no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (pK7cg)

351 338 Bet he's also counting on a blue wave as well.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (Ojki1)

352 My favorite music genre is Pop Punk. From Elvis Costello to Blink 182

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (2DOZq)


Would you add the Offspring to that list? I love their music.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)

353 That's weird--I've been listening t early disco too
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 11:15 PM (o1fzk)

Disco reminded me of Donna Summer but her non disco song early in her career made this pre-teen feel funny in his pants.

Love to Love You Baby

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

354 Posted by: Vendette at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (6j2Bg)

Good night dear {{{Vendette}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 18, 2020 11:20 PM (jnM20)

355 351 338 Bet he's also counting on a blue wave as well.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (Ojki1)

Yep. If you get all your news from the MSM, why wouldn't you think that?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 11:20 PM (HabA/)

356 @352,

Oh hell yes!

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:20 PM (VcFUs)

357 It was never a story of outrageously expensive medical care, it was a story of a man who rose and fell through his own monumental pride.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:52 PM (pxDdN)


Yeah, I see that. I also, at the time, liked "Law & Order", but didn't like to watch "Law & Order SVU" because of the rape and sexual assault aspect.
Of course, then I started noticing a liberal agenda with the regular "Law & Order" plot lines and stopped watching that too.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:21 PM (+lVUW)

358 Can't wait to see what happens when he sends NYPD to break up block parties in the hoods and barrios
Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)
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What do you thing a two-tiered justice system is for anyway?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (Eicbe)

359 Covid drove some to disco.

It was a troubling time. Alas.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (QLPEO)

360 86 Bankruptcy court is using zoom, we found out today. Had to go in extra early today to set up the firm laptop for a webex hearing in State Court. Hearing at 8 am. I think we were the ginny pigs for that one. Seemed to work.
Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2020 10:22 PM (sNpqr)



Zoom?

Isn't that owned by the Chinese?

And, is there a delay for a while before the Judge announces his verdict, as he gets direction from his Chinese government masters who are watching?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

361 NYPD pensions must be really lucrative for their officers to enforce the unconstitutional orders of a mayor they detest, who throws them under the bus whenever a dead dindoo's family goes to the media

Or some of them love the power trips

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (qAR6u)

362 355 I wonder if the special election up north might have given him pause.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (Ojki1)

363 It's still draining the pit but sometimes it drains it incredibly slow and other times as fast as it used to.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 10:25 PM (IYHxL)

Something may be clogging the suction screen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2020 11:23 PM (LZcDP)

364 @kndabear,


Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (VcFUs)

365 Deblasio didnt leave himself with an out. Its a stupid pride thing now. Its all gonna look pretty bad when the cigar blows up in his face.

Posted by: Pliney at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (nzKWW)

366 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2020 11:23 PM (LZcDP)

That's on the underside correct?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (IYHxL)

367 350 Call me old fashioned. I like paper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Same here. I am bombarded ceaselessly with harangues, 'Go Paperless!' Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 11:18 PM (pK7cg)


I have a huge project i'm working on.
I print off everything and will submit a booklet to an attorney instead of countless files.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

368 The Future is Female?

Well, let's see.

There's, me, the son, the doggeh, and then there's her. So, ...No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (EZebt)

369 California is the King of two-tier law. Comes in handy sometimes. Mrs. Splunge's usual hair person was not able to work, so she went to a probably-illegal Mexican, who did it for about 1/3 of the price. Not as good, but OK. The law doesn't reach there.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (dOV9E)

370 Gdmf Autocucomber


@kbdabear

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (VcFUs)

371 My favorite music genre is Pop Punk. From Elvis Costello to Blink 182

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

Would you add the Offspring to that list? I love their music.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)

Actually would probably classify them as punk grunge.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

372 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2020 11:20 PM (HabA/)

Who is running in WI?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (aA3+G)

373 My favorite Within Temptation song right now is Covered by Roses.


https://tinyurl.com/ycazuznh

The things Sharon den Adel can do with her voice are amazing (and yes she sounds like that live).


Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (WdocV)

374 Of course, then I started noticing a liberal agenda with the regular "Law & Order" plot lines and stopped watching that too.

A long while ago, I was watching an episode of Law and Order at a friend's house - the plot was a Vietnam vet was accused of war crimes, so they went to the Vietnamese mission to the United Nations to ask for corroborating evidence. Because the North Vietnamese would never lie about things like that.

My friend was a Vietnam war vet. He was not pleased by the plot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (I2/tG)

375 The Future is Cucks!

Posted by: Said the Bull at May 18, 2020 11:27 PM (95j/9)

376 There are still some good rock and metal acts out there.

It's just a lot more varied than it used to be.

I was gonna catch Godsmack, Dropkick Murphy's and Deftones at Epicenter in Charlotte earlier this month until muh virus.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2020 11:27 PM (WmnM/)

377 272 Free of merely banging heads, Metal went exploring the realm of the subconscious via Queensryche and Dream Theater.

Not saying that Metal isn't thinking man's rock to a certain extent, but it was actually more experimental in the post-Black '91 era. It had to evolve when going up against a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, had a meal.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 18, 2020 11:00 PM (DY3v

In the fall of 1992 I was minding my own business, walking home from a bus stop (I took a bus from work to that stop then walked home) in San Antonio's northeast side. I was a full fledged teenaged headbanger at the time. My tape player stopped on my Walkman for lack of battery power but I could still hear the radio. I was listening to the radio when "Pull Me Under" played by some band called Dream Theater.

I was instantly blown away. I wanted to know, right then, who was this band, who was the lineup, is this album out, are they on tour, when are they headed to San Antonio, etc. This began what is now a lifelong obsession with Dream Theater. (Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not the same without Portnoy, I get it..)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 11:28 PM (ejsiI)

378 Of course, then I started noticing a liberal agenda with the regular "Law & Order" plot lines and stopped watching that too.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:21 PM (+lVUW)

Takes a big suspension of belief or non-familiarity with the Upper West Side of Manhattan to buy the weekly plotlines that the (name the minority) was innocent and the guilty were Right Wing Christian Republicans. Anyone with familiarity would know that you could gather all the RWCR's in Manhattan and fit them into a Honda Civic with plenty of elbow room left over.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 11:28 PM (qAR6u)

379 The things Sharon den Adel can do with her voice are amazing (and yes she sounds like that live).






Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:25 PM (WdocV)


I have never seen them live. That would be amazing.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:28 PM (2N7oZ)

380 The Future Is Mongolians On Small Ponies Slaughtering The Soft Effete Urbanites!

Posted by: Genghis Khan Redux! at May 18, 2020 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

381 31 About that shirt that says "The future is female" - all I can say is: gag! That is stupid beyond stupidity.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

Whenever I see that shirt, I think to myself, "The future is short."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 11:30 PM (ejsiI)

382
I have never seen them live. That would be amazing.
***

They put on a really good show. There music has a 'big' sound so it is much better in a theater then listening at home, IMO.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2020 11:31 PM (WdocV)

383 The Future Is Status Competition And Backstabbing!

Posted by: Feminists! at May 18, 2020 11:32 PM (I2/tG)

384 *points* Ponies!

Posted by: Soft Effete Urbanites at May 18, 2020 11:32 PM (EZebt)

385 The Future Is Mongolians On Small Ponies Slaughtering The Soft Effete Urbanites!

Posted by: Genghis Khan Redux!


Now THAT'S a recruiting poster.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2020 11:33 PM (Sw+uz)

386 I have never seen them live. That would be amazing.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:28 PM (2N7oZ)

I saw them live in NYC, Denver and Baltimore. If you can go see WT live, DO IT. They will blow you away.

(Though I still want to see "Jillian" live. I have not heard that song in concert yet. "The Silent Force" and "The Heart of Everything" are amazing albums.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 11:33 PM (ejsiI)

387 381 31 About that shirt that says "The future is female" - all I can say is: gag! That is stupid beyond stupidity.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

Whenever I see that shirt, I think to myself, "The future is short."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 11:30 PM (ejsiI)


When I see it, I think it really says "Kill me now before I reproduce," but then I realize that that would be redundant.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2020 11:33 PM (dOV9E)

388 Nite all, I'm off for a nap. Gonna have some Italian beef and take a snooze.

Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2020 11:33 PM (NdOIs)

389 Paper?

Gaia, she weeps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 11:35 PM (sbyCq)

390 Awesome ont, sir! Thank you! The top pic could be a Magic the Gathering card. Mountains?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 18, 2020 11:35 PM (dH/BH)

391 I saw them live in NYC, Denver and Baltimore. If you can go see WT live, DO IT. They will blow you away.



(Though I still want to see "Jillian" live. I have not heard that
song in concert yet. "The Silent Force" and "The Heart of Everything"
are amazing albums.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 18, 2020 11:33 PM (ejsiI)


Thanks! Maybe after this Chinese Lung Rot is finally over, they will tour again.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:36 PM (2N7oZ)

392 I have tried and tried to get people who disseminate such stuff to DO IT AS A DAMN TEXT FILE. "Whut? Huh? Whut difference does it make?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I took petty revenge against an ahole that did that shit. I kept forwarding a meeting invitation with a 23mb map graphic to him. Crashed his inbox for three weeks until the it peeps came to me and asked me to stop.
Posted by: BifBewalski

I used to convert everything sent to me to a rtf before sending it back ... People hated me

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 11:36 PM (4hmZU)

393 Now THAT'S a recruiting poster.

I have sixteen million male descendants in Central Asia!

Imagine what YOU can accomplish!

Posted by: Genghis Khan! at May 18, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

394 318 I don't know what it is like now, but in Michigan in the past, when they talked about "Cadillac Insurance Plans", they were referring to what public school teachers and auto industry employees had.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

Nothing even remotely true about Cadillac ins for school teachers...at least in our district
Posted by: a dude in MI


I don't think their insurance is as good as it once was. My sister in law, who is a retired public school teacher, has watched hers change.

My father was UAW, not auto company, and his changed a lot. When I took over my elderly parents' bill paying, my mother hadn't been paying copay bills from doctors, etc., because she thought their insurance still covered everything, with no out of pocket at all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

395
Oh please! The best Bond theme songs were Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey & Thunderball by Tom Jones. Great songs & great singers. You youngins...

Posted by: MHK at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (iQIUe)

396 389 eh, Gaia will make more trees.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

397 359 Covid drove some to disco.

It was a troubling time. Alas.
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 11:22 PM (QLPEO)

Not seeing this.

As a young man when disco started, the allure was that you could actually TOUCH the woman you were dancing with!

Vice just gravitating around the same space of dance floor.

Disco does not allow Social Distancing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (NgKpN)

398 Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

Bete!!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 18, 2020 11:39 PM (+50cl)

399 Driving an Aztec would force a man into a lot of bad life choices. It's a domino effect
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)

It could signal you don't give a fuck what other people think

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 11:41 PM (4hmZU)

400 400

The night is young.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 11:42 PM (sbyCq)

401 Hey insanity, how goes it?

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:42 PM (Ojki1)

402 Now THAT'S a recruiting poster.

Join Us!

https://tinyurl.com/y9xsemrt

Posted by: Your Local Mongol Recruiting Office! at May 18, 2020 11:42 PM (I2/tG)

403 Oh please! The best Bond theme songs were Goldfinger
by Shirley Bassey Thunderball by Tom Jones. Great songs
great singers. You youngins...

Posted by: MHK at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (iQIUe)


I have both those albums! But Shirley Bassey rules. Diamonds are Forever is still my favorite.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 18, 2020 11:43 PM (2N7oZ)

404 Having sleep issues tonite, but other than that same old. Mostly.

Question is: How are you?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 18, 2020 11:44 PM (+50cl)

405 Driving an Aztec would force a man into a lot of bad life choices. It's a domino effect

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)



It could signal you don't give a fuck what other people think

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 11:41 PM (4hmZU)


Unfortunately.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at May 18, 2020 11:44 PM (2N7oZ)

406 MLiI....I lurk

Posted by: The alarm at May 18, 2020 11:49 PM (4X5xS)

407 I took petty revenge against an ahole that did that shit. I kept forwarding a meeting invitation with a 23mb map graphic to him. Crashed his inbox for three weeks until the it peeps came to me and asked me to stop.
Posted by: BifBewalski



That was you?

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 11:50 PM (QLPEO)

408 The silence is deafening.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2020 11:51 PM (2N7oZ)

409 My lasting impression of Breaking Bad will be a delicious pizza on a garage roof.

I think it might be the last thing I see when I die.

Wasted pizza!

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2020 11:52 PM (QLPEO)

410 Mlii, what are you doing here at this hour? Do you have tomorrow off? I hope that you and yours are well, sorry about all of your rain and crummy weather.At least your state is released from confinement, here in Maskachusetts we are still imprisoned and will be for some time.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2020 11:53 PM (a4EWo)

411 Driving an Aztec would force a man into a lot of bad life choices. It's a domino effect

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)



It could signal you don't give a fuck what other people think

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 11:41 PM (4hmZU)

Unfortunately.
Posted by: Tiger Woods

10% of Tigers cash and I drive an Aztek wearing a kilt

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 11:53 PM (4hmZU)

412 That's on the underside correct?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 11:24 PM (IYHxL)

Generally, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2020 11:54 PM (LZcDP)

413 Doing ok. Physically getting better (though opposite of you on sleep, feeling a bit too tired there).

My labs are well from last month. There are 3 numbers in my light chains (iirc) and all three are low but climbing, which is actually a good thing as the numbers when the cancer are active have 2 of them bottomed out and one sky high (which you may already know).

June 10 I get to have another bone marrow biopsy but hope is things continue to improve. The treatment study is showing such great results overall that i wouldn't be eligible for it if I was diagnosed right Now as they are focusing on people who have already had one or more of the drugs stop working when given individualy.

So the average life expectancy for this is looking like it'll change quite a bit, though it's still early in the study.

Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:58 PM (Ojki1)

414
HA! Trump is WAILING on the WHO.

He's making the temporary freeze permanent if htey don't get theyr shyt together in 30 days. That's it -- 30 DAYS.

Long letter concludes:

"I cannot allow American taxpayer dollars to continue to finance an organization that, in its present state, is so clearly not serving America's interests."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)

415 thathalfrican, I think your pump is working just fine, I have two in the basement and when things are really bad they can go on every minute or so and then they just run continuously until we have several sunny days. Just be thankful that it is emptying out the pit, floods are nasty, depressing events!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2020 11:58 PM (a4EWo)

416 >>Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2020 11:53 PM (a4EWo)

Maskachusetts. That's funny in a sad way. WI is coming to it's senses (in some places anyway.) Although, we have a lot of Karens here

No, I don't have tomorrow off. Can't sleep. One of those nights I can't turn my brain off. Lots to deal with lately isn't helping!

Hope all is going well with you and your husband.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (+50cl)

417 Quick comment to say, without looking at any comments or reading anything yet.

Top picture is Garden of the Gods in Colorado.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (5p7BC)

418 >> Amend? Just a term when you get caught in a lie?

It's becoming clear to more and more people that the ChiComs and the Dem governors are responsible for these deaths, not Trump.

Thus, a high death toll has suddenly changed from a political asset to a political liability.

I don't think it's going to work.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (mNq/0)

419 395
Oh please! The best Bond theme songs were Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey & Thunderball by Tom Jones. Great songs & great singers. You youngins...
Posted by: MHK at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (iQIUe)

I have The Best of Bond on my iPhone: all the Bond themes up to Die Another Day, IIRC. It's interesting to play it from the beginning and hear the evolution of music from one song to the next.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 12:00 AM (ejsiI)

420 Elon Musk is now fully red-pilled. He said so on Twatter, explicitly.

The communist screeching is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 12:01 AM (mNq/0)

421 This is why I hired Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y7z7jzrx

Read it all the way to the end.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2020 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)

422 Elon Musk is now fully red-pilled. He said so on Twatter, explicitly.

The communist screeching is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


He seems a bit of a doofus to me but hey...if he's against my enemies....

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2020 12:03 AM (QLPEO)

423 Well, the lawn mowing is done here at stately Peon Manor. Leastwise, all that can be readily done with the riding mower, anyway. There are some cluttered areas where I will have use a walk-behind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:03 AM (LZcDP)

424 423 Well, the lawn mowing is done here at stately Peon Manor. Leastwise, all that can be readily done with the riding mower, anyway. There are some cluttered areas where I will have use a walk-behind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:03 AM (LZcDP)

---------

Fine work is done with a precision weedwhacker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 12:05 AM (sbyCq)

425 >>Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2020 11:58 PM (Ojki1)

That is all Good News!

My appt for lab work was postponed from last week to July, so I won't know my numbers for a while. The marker # has been slowly rising but as of last year it was still in a safe range. Yes, eventually you will get to yearly tests! The underlying anxiety has stuck with me, though.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:05 AM (+50cl)

426 Off sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2020 12:06 AM (aA3+G)

427 > He seems a bit of a doofus to me but hey...if he's against my enemies....

He is a bit of a doofus, but his shit works. His cars work. His rockets work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 12:06 AM (mNq/0)

428 This is why I hired Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y7z7jzrx

Read it all the way to the end.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2020 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)

Got a better source than Twatter? I have a 23" screen, and that text is smaller than a blonde...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:06 AM (LZcDP)

429
I've been pondering Virtue Signaling devices. Someday there may be a small museum.

1. Lapel diaper pins (retired)
2. Screaming at the sky (retired, I guess)
3. Six foot poles (status uncertain)
4. Face masks (active, very active)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2020 12:07 AM (bk3Sg)

430 418 >> Amend? Just a term when you get caught in a lie?

It's becoming clear to more and more people that the ChiComs and the Dem governors are responsible for these deaths, not Trump.

Thus, a high death toll has suddenly changed from a political asset to a political liability.

I don't think it's going to work.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (mNq/0)

Just a hunch, but...

There are plenty of Dem govs out there who are all getting off on the arbitrary, heavy-handed exercise of power, and some are in states that voted for Mr. Trump last time. Now, in many of those cases, I don't think the govs are up for re-election. I don't think there are a whole lot of gov races on the agenda this year, in fact.

So, while you can't vote those govs out of office (yet), what you CAN do is flip them the bird by voting for Mr. Trump. It would be embarrassing, no, for Ms. Whitmer to see her state vote for Mr. Trump AGAIN?

Such is my thoughts, anyway: you can't get rid of your gov just yet, but in the meantime, by voting for Mr. Trump, you flip them off.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 12:07 AM (ejsiI)

431 The future is female?
No.
The future is silent.
https://youtu.be/l7S3QUEj_MQ

Posted by: OMD at May 19, 2020 12:07 AM (xgpfE)

432 Fine work is done with a precision weedwhacker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 12:05 AM (sbyCq)

Oh, there is no end of weed-whacking to do, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:07 AM (LZcDP)

433 Happy Mount Saint Helens Day!

Can't believe it's been 40 years...

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2020 12:08 AM (whOIk)

434 >>MLiI....I lurk
Posted by: The alarm at May 18, 2020 11:49 PM (4X5xS)

LOL!

I have 2 cats (who think they need to be fed because I am awake now) that are my alarm clocks.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:08 AM (+50cl)

435 433 Happy Mount Saint Helens Day!

Can't believe it's been 40 years...
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2020 12:08 AM (whOIk)

--------

Gaia has a very long refractory period.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 12:09 AM (sbyCq)

436 Happy Mount Saint Helens Day!

Can't believe it's been 40 years...
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2020 12:08 AM (whOIk)

There was an Earth-shattering Kaboom! I heard it from Vancouver, B.C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:09 AM (LZcDP)

437 (it's still the 18th in my time zone)

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2020 12:09 AM (whOIk)

438 So, I'm not sure what Tucker got last week (though I suspect it was a fake leak to smoke out a leaker), but Trump doesn't seem to be looking to resume funding of WHO. He just released a letter giving the organization 30 days to reform or the suspension of US funding will become permanent and we will leave it.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7z7jzrx

Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2020 12:10 AM (kOpft)

439 Hey everybody. MisHum, I hear your Gov Evers just got slapped down majorly. Also great song choice! I knew I wasn't the only one here who liked the Eagles unironically...

Had to share, someone found a pic of Gov Whitmer removing her makeup after a recent press conference:

https://tinyurl.com/ydgrzcvb

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

440 There was an Earth-shattering Kaboom! I heard it from Vancouver, B.C.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Damn.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2020 12:11 AM (QLPEO)

441
Got a better source than Twatter? I have a 23" screen, and that text is smaller than a blonde...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=======

aop, there's a way to embiggen those Twitter images if you don't know (sorry if I'm insulting your intelligence otherwise).

Right-click the image >Open image in new tab.

When you open it, it should size to your monitor, but it might be bigger in its original size and you can click your mouse on the image (cursor will look like a magnifying glass with a plus sign in it) to see it in all its bigness.

The Trump letter is great. I quoted the last lines @414.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:12 AM (G51Gf)

442 Watching this hearing with Joe Biden is painful. What a smug fuck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 19, 2020 12:13 AM (IYHxL)

443 I have 2 cats (who think they need to be fed because I am awake now) that are my alarm clocks.
Posted by: My life is insanity
---------

When Mike Hammer's Cat thinks it is time for me to get up and feed him, he begins to walk the perimeter of the mattress, stopping to complain each time he passes my head.

If he happens to step on my face along the way, well, c'est la vie. He is still alive only because he is faster than I am at 7:30 a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2020 12:14 AM (830x5)

444
Horde medical advice doesn't suck as advertised.

I was having crippling cramps in my legs that were lasting for days in the mild form, after lasting for hours in the agonizing form.

I've been washing magnesium tablets down with Pedialyte every night, and they've been gone for two months.

Learned it from the Morons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2020 12:14 AM (h6CJG)

445
There's not a chance in hell the WHO will reform itself to the necessary extent within 30 days. Trump's letter is a formality the true purpose of which is to lay out the reasons for cutting US funds to WHO in 30 days, and bugging out of that shyt show shortly thereafter.

HOORAY!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:14 AM (G51Gf)

446 > Such is my thoughts, anyway: you can't get rid of your gov just yet, but in the meantime, by voting for Mr. Trump, you flip them off.

Also, there are state legislative seats in those states to consider.

I don't think even they believe that Biden has a prayer, but they're desperate to save the down-ticket races.

That's not going to happen, IMO. The petty tyranny and general incompetence is going to mean the difference between an ass-kicking and a curb-stomping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 12:16 AM (mNq/0)

447 445
There's not a chance in hell the WHO will reform itself to the necessary extent within 30 days. Trump's letter is a formality the true purpose of which is to lay out the reasons for cutting US funds to WHO in 30 days, and bugging out of that shyt show shortly thereafter.

HOORAY!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:14 AM (G51Gf)

Ireland will virtue signal by increasing the amount of money it gives to the WHO to make up for the money yanked from it by the United States. SJWs have gushed and will continue to gush over Ireland's decision.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 12:16 AM (ejsiI)

448 >>If he happens to step on my face along the way, well, c'est la vie. He is still alive only because he is faster than I am at 7:30 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2020 12:14 AM (830x5)

I saw a picture of your cat. Too cute to not love the antics!

I have one that sits on my chest, and repeatedly boops my nose with his wet nose. Purring and poking at me til I comply. Mostly it's his brother that gets me up, though. He will push things off my dresser onto the floor, or get into something that crinkles until I break.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:18 AM (+50cl)

449 aop, there's a way to embiggen those Twitter images if you don't know (sorry if I'm insulting your intelligence otherwise).

Right-click the image >Open image in new tab.

When you open it, it should size to your monitor, but it might be bigger in its original size and you can click your mouse on the image (cursor will look like a magnifying glass with a plus sign in it) to see it in all its bigness.

The Trump letter is great. I quoted the last lines @414.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:12 AM (G51Gf)

Well, that kinda-sorta works. I could view two pages of the letter, but could not embiggen them. Twatter is a cesspool of bad code.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:19 AM (LZcDP)

450 Didn't hear the 'Earth-shattering Kaboom!'. Didn't know anything was wrong until I saw that huge mass of blackness in the sky, headed our way.



youtu.be/PECjfHjvVQA

Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2020 12:19 AM (whOIk)

451
Donna: He didnt volunteer to work for the cartel. His business partner got involved. It was then work for us or we will kill you & your family.

#ozark

Posted by: MHK at May 19, 2020 12:20 AM (iQIUe)

452 WHO is just an appetizer, something to get the juices flowing, - why not kick the fucking UN to the curb while we're in the mood for love?

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2020 12:21 AM (95j/9)

453 Fritz: UN is in the US because it's easier to spy on everyone there if they're in NYC than other spots. :-)

Not a justification, just an explanation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

454 -
-
Ireland will virtue signal by increasing the amount
of money it gives to the WHO to make up for the money yanked from it by
the United States. SJWs have gushed and will continue to gush over
Ireland's decision.Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 12:16 AM-

------
Heh. Ireland still exists? I could have sworn Trump bought that place and turned it into a resort/theme park of some sort.

Posted by: irright at May 19, 2020 12:24 AM (RVcmP)

455 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

It's also easier for them to pay off corrupt US politicians when they're in the states.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 19, 2020 12:24 AM (jnM20)

456 The Future Is Mongolians On Small Ponies Slaughtering The Soft Effete Urbanites!



I want this on a tee-shirt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2020 12:24 AM (yQpMk)

457 Mlii, I hope that you get some much needed sleep, Hubs is having a tough time with the shutdown, his routine has been upended. Be well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2020 12:24 AM (a4EWo)

458 Hrothgar, hmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2020 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)

459 Mlii Yeah, hitting yearly check ups I think will be a major step with this cancer, though I might get screened more often due to the study I'm involved in.

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

460 >>Hubs is having a tough time with the shutdown, his routine has been upended. Be well.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2020 12:24 AM (a4EWo)

Mom has been extra insane lately, I'm thinking routine changes also, but not entirely certain of that. She has been having waves of worsening behaviors.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:28 AM (+50cl)

461
Well, that kinda-sorta works. I could view two pages of the letter, but could not embiggen them. Twatter is a cesspool of bad code.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=======

Hrrrrmmm. I just know I could get it to work for you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:28 AM (G51Gf)

462
HA! Trump is WAILING on the WHO.

He's making the temporary freeze permanent if htey don't get theyr shyt together in 30 days. That's it -- 30 DAYS.


I hope he won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK)

463 Hrrrrmmm. I just know I could get it to work for you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:28 AM (G51Gf)

Probably not, since I am using Brave browser. Its security settings don't play nice with Twatter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:30 AM (LZcDP)

464 Watching the Thomas documentary recap the Senate confirmation hearings, it occurs to me that Joe Biden is kind of a dick.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2020 10:18 PM (pxDdN)


That shit when he was holding up his hands and talking about natural law made him look like as much of a pinheaded retard as I remembered. Even Thomas talked about how it made no sense. And the hero of Chappaquiddick and Leaky Leahy were as dumb as turds then too.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2020 12:30 AM (y7DUB)

465 421 This is why I hired Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y7z7jzrx

Read it all the way to the end.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2020 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)


Divorce papers. All wrapped up and legal.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2020 12:31 AM (fNjs9)

466 >>though I might get screened more often due to the study I'm involved in.
Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

Ah, yes, most likely. Amazing stuff. Keep positive, and I'll continue to pray for the best outcomes.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:31 AM (+50cl)

467 >>> 414
HA! Trump is WAILING on the WHO.

He's making the temporary freeze permanent if htey don't get theyr shyt together in 30 days. That's it -- 30 DAYS.

Long letter concludes:

"I cannot allow American taxpayer dollars to continue to finance an organization that, in its present state, is so clearly not serving America's serving the CHYnese' interests."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (0ReGO)

468
Probably not, since I am using Brave browser. Its security settings don't play nice with Twatter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=========

Huh. Must study this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (G51Gf)

469 Ireland will virtue signal by increasing the amount of money it gives to
the WHO to make up for the money yanked from it by the United States.
SJWs have gushed and will continue to gush over Ireland's decision.
---

US was the top source of funds to WHO. Can Ireland even afford that?

Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (kOpft)

470

Well, well, FYI I just stumbled on: Microsoft quietly added a packet sniffer utility to Windows 10 during one of the last updates. It's called pktmon.exe, and resides in the System32 directory.

You can monitor with filters all the network traffic from the machine.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

471 461
Well, that kinda-sorta works. I could view two pages of the letter, but could not embiggen them. Twatter is a cesspool of bad code.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=======

It's a set of four images. On iPad double click each one.

I imagine a right click on the mouse then select open or copy image location would get you there.

Maybe I can tinyurl them. Going over to the pad.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2020 12:35 AM (fNjs9)

472

I said last update. Pktmon has been there since late 2018. It was just noticed recently and they started writing about it.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:35 AM (rCwaK)

473
US was the top source of funds to WHO. Can Ireland even afford that?
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (kOpft)

--------

They'll need to up their exports of blood plasma.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 12:35 AM (sbyCq)

474 Wandered off. Wandered back. Got caught up on convo, altho my brain started blanking with the not-my-era-or-genres music talk. If I recognized a band name, I felt like Capt America: Deep Purple--I get that reference!

Most of today was taken up with tech probs.

I have a graphic linked in my nic depicting my day. It's on my otherpeople'sstuff blog even though it's mine, because my ISP won't let me post any files to the mindfulwebworks website! Sure hope that clears up soon.

Gnite

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Slaying Dragons
at May 19, 2020 12:37 AM (ATv6t)

475

In the future, it will be known as the Jay Inslee wave of bankruptcies.

The Jay Inslee wave of divorces.

The Jay Inslee wave of suicides.

The Jay Inslee Depression.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)

476
Pktmon is completely undocumented, apparently. No mention of it in public MS documentation. It's a command line program, of course, and it has some help system.

WHy MS does this shit, I don't know. Add a very useful utility and not say a word about it.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:37 AM (rCwaK)

477 Mlii thanks. I'll keep you in mine as well.

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 12:38 AM (Ojki1)

478 No, ipad won't give me the image url. Funky ipad.

But break my fingers if I buy another MicroAlpabetical OS again.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2020 12:39 AM (fNjs9)

479 Pktmon is completely undocumented, apparently. No mention of it in public MS documentation. It's a command line program, of course, and it has some help system.

WHy MS does this shit, I don't know. Add a very useful utility and not say a word about it.
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:37 AM (rCwaK)

I wonder if it could be run under Win 7?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:40 AM (LZcDP)

480 No, ipad won't give me the image url. Funky ipad.

But break my fingers if I buy another MicroAlpabetical OS again.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2020 12:39 AM (fNjs9)

I expect the full text of the letter will be released on a serious platform before long.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 12:42 AM (LZcDP)

481
Pktmon is completely undocumented, apparently. No mention of it in public MS documentation.
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike


https://tinyurl.com/ybur2ehr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2020 12:43 AM (aKsyK)

482
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (0ReGO)

========

I want a talking Trump doll that says "CHY-nah."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)

483 >> I wonder if it could be run under Win 7?

You could try, but I'm almost certain it wouldn't. The programs that are part of the OS itself do very strict version checking (and even using undocumented APIs to do it) and will refuse to run on anything but the specific version they are targeted at.

With a few very popular utilities and stuff that have disappeared or changed, hackers have gone to great lengths to try to get around that with varying success.

If the program uses APIs that have changed, then one is out of luck completely. Built-in OS programs make use of undocumented APIs as well, and that is another big problem.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:44 AM (rCwaK)

484 Mt St Helens day? I'll never forget that old caretaker who refused to leave his lodge up at Spirit Lake. Sure, ghe mountain took his life, but leaving that place and all ig meant to him would have hastened the end anyway and been no less painful. Told the Feds to f@ck off, I'm not leaving. RIP Harry Truman without the 'S.'

Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2020 12:46 AM (Pi2Vs)

485 >>> 482
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 12:32 AM (0ReGO)

========

I want a talking Trump doll that says "CHY-nah."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)

LOL

That would be awesome.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 12:46 AM (0ReGO)

486 >>I'll keep you in mine as well.
Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 12:38 AM (Ojki1)

Thanks, bete.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:50 AM (+50cl)

487 The cats won out. Fed and settled down. I best turn this thing off because 2:30 gets here fast.

Nite, all.

(Join Skip, Miklos and me for coffee and breakfast if you are still here!)



Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 12:53 AM (+50cl)

488 Quick comment to say, without looking at any comments or reading anything yet.

Top picture is Garden of the Gods in Colorado.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (5p7BC)


I have a quick comment too -- All y'all are far too cynical for a buncha 29 year olds.

The reactions of Americans over the last couple of weeks have reaffirmed to me my contention that

The true national motto of the USA is Fuck You.

In a kinder but less gentle time, it was Don't Tread On Me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 12:55 AM (Z4rgH)

489 ..I want a talking Trump doll that says "CHY-nah."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)

** break **

LOL

That would be awesome.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 12:46 AM (0ReGO)



I needs to be a Bobblehead.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

490 Hey Jim!

Mind if I drop an email to you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 01:02 AM (0ReGO)

491 > I want a talking Trump doll that says "CHY-nah."

I find Trump's accent (and most New York accents) grating most of the time, but I love the way he says that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 01:04 AM (mNq/0)

492 Jim Comey always reminded me of Eddie Haskel (the character). Smarmy, unctuous and an inveterate liar.

He gave "teacher's pets" a bad name.

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:05 AM (ybC9u)

493 Did a road trip to Mt. St. Helens round 86? Massive thing even years later. Really something to see large areas of forest knocked down in rows like it was combed. Spirit lake was still filled with timber. Trails were open so you could walk around. I wonder how that thing would compare to a nuclear explosion.

Posted by: dartist at May 19, 2020 01:06 AM (K22Va)

494 re Music Discussion:

Disco sucks.

it did then, and it still does now.

next question?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:06 AM (5kusT)

495 492 groovygirl

That;'s perceptive.

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2020 01:07 AM (Cssks)

496

Ok, winding down for the evening, so here are a couple of efforts that are working well for me right now, from Susan Tedeschi, hubby Derek, and the rest of the Tedeschi-Trucks Band. Both live.


https://tinyurl.com/y7vmrz5z

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright.


https://tinyurl.com/y8sgg8rp

Midnight in Harlem - about 1:45 or so, that guitar kicks in and is so sweet.

you're welcome.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 01:10 AM (sy5kK)

497 'Night Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2020 01:11 AM (a4EWo)

498 ..Mind if I drop an email to you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 01:02 AM (0ReGO)




Long as you don't shoot it at me. I've seen you shoot. You're a deadly shot, and I don't want you mad at me, ever!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

499 Blonde Morticia:
"I want a talking Trump doll that says "CHY-nah.""

Absolutely the best idea. Has to be made anywhere by CHY-nah.

Then Kayleigh can give one to the obnoxious (CBS) Weijia Jiang. Leave it on her chair with a mask on it

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:12 AM (ybC9u)

500 Mt St Helen's in the news.

https://www.koin.com/news/washington/40-years-
later-spirit-lakes-looming-threat/

Mother Nature, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:12 AM (5kusT)

501 anywhere BUT China....

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:12 AM (ybC9u)

502 494 redc

The film "54" with Mike Meyers is a gas, though!

National Lampoon once observed that "sending Steve Rubell to prison is the only useful thing the federal government has done since VJ Day."

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2020 01:13 AM (Cssks)

503 mnw,
Comey is tops on my list of despised Deep Staters--after Obummer of course.

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:14 AM (ybC9u)

504 Mis Hum,
The picture tonight is eerily reminiscent of LOTR. Expected to hear epic-type music when I clicked.

The quotes tonight are fantastic. TY!

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:16 AM (ybC9u)

505 500 Mt St Helen's in the news.

https://www.koin.com/news/washington/40-years-
later-spirit-lakes-looming-threat/

Mother Nature, the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:12 AM (5kusT)



Jay Inslee and the Olympia Democrats will pass a law making eruptions illegal. Problem solved.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 01:18 AM (sy5kK)

506 503 groovygirl

Yes. The worst of the worst.

It's going to take a generation for the FBI to recover its reputation.

Conservatives used to be the govt's best jurors. No more. Gone with the wind.

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2020 01:18 AM (Cssks)

507 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2020 01:19 AM (LZcDP)

508 Trump is morbidly obese.

Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:20 AM (c3pwJ)

509 i got a letter from the VA today, asking for my "rank and honest" opinion of the "healthcare" they allegedly provide me with.

they will not be happy with my response.

fucking hacks that they are.

as a true healthcare professional since 1992, i'm embarrassed they claim to be my peers.

bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:20 AM (5kusT)

510 mnw,
too true...lots is gone with the wind these days.

Incredible how easily swayed people--that used to be more reliable--have been. Alternate between sorrow and grrrr aggravation

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:22 AM (ybC9u)

511 my Mom is morbidly obese, and so am i.


Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:20 AM (c3pwJ)

---
and you're an unimaginative asshole too.

sucks to be you!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:22 AM (5kusT)

512 496 Left Coast Dawg,
Those are some great late night wind down tunes. Thx!

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:24 AM (ybC9u)

513 Fine work is done with a precision weedwhacker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2020 12:05 AM (sbyCq)


goats in moats,
eating oats ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 01:25 AM (LPnfS)

514 as a true healthcare professional since 1992, i'm embarrassed they claim to be my peers.

Then you really know. As long as I can get my meds through the mail, I won't be back. I'll go to emergency at another hospital. Gov't jobs will kill your ass.

Posted by: dartist at May 19, 2020 01:25 AM (K22Va)

515 i wonder why these polls haven't been trumpeted by the MFM?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/373846/

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:26 AM (5kusT)

516 512 496 Left Coast Dawg,
Those are some great late night wind down tunes. Thx!
Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 01:24 AM (ybC9u)



In the last few years, I have come to love Susan's voice and Derek's guitar metaphysically.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

517 Interesting quotes near the end of the Spirit Lake (the one in Oregon, not Iowa) that redc14 posted. Essentially, the U.S. Forest Service and the Army Corps of Engineers think they can prevent a major flood from ever happening again.


What's the first rule of Civil Engineering? WATER ALWAYS WINS.

Good luck, Oregon! You're going to need it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted mom at May 19, 2020 01:28 AM (XKZwp)

518 Mt St Helens eruption calculated by some to be energy equivalent of 24 megaton nuclear detonation.

That's a decent pop.

Hiroshima/Little Boy = 15 kilotons or a bit more
Nagasaki/Fat Man = 20 kilotons or a bit more

1000 kilotons = 1 megaton

I think you'd usually express it in tera-joules of energy.

Natural events and processes dwarf any man-made things into invisibility.

But don't tell the dimmer "science loving" authoritarians now making the world a worse place.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2020 01:28 AM (El6T/)

519 That's a decent pop.

Damn, thanks for that.

Posted by: dartist at May 19, 2020 01:30 AM (K22Va)

520 >>> 498 ..Mind if I drop an email to you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 01:02 AM (0ReGO)



Long as you don't shoot it at me. I've seen you shoot. You're a deadly shot, and I don't want you mad at me, ever!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

No shooting! (and you are too kind!)

Sent...


Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 01:31 AM (0ReGO)

521 The US Senate, the only place where you can find bums with a net worth in the millions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2020 01:32 AM (XLJ/O)

522 The official number of people who have died from coronavirus in the
United States has passed the 90,000 benchmark according to the Johns Hopkins University tracker.
MAGA


Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:39 AM (c3pwJ)

523 Johnston Ridge is about 8 miles from the crater of St Helens. It was named after the young geologist studying the volcano back in 1980. I remember a park ranger when I was visiting the site around year 2000 say that the pyroclastic flow that killed him was travelling at around 300 mph and was 900 degrees when it hit that ridge.

Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2020 01:40 AM (Pi2Vs)

524 Posted by: dartist at May 19, 2020 01:06 AM (K22Va)

I was just 200 miles east of MSH when it blew. We got 4" of ash. Finally got back to MSH a few years ago. All the trees Boise Cascade planted in regular intervals are all the same size and when driving by them they almost have a hypnotic strobing effect. Really weird.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:40 AM (DjiZK)

525 @c3pwj Stay safe!

Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2020 01:41 AM (Pi2Vs)

526 >> Natural events and processes dwarf any man-made things into invisibility.

This is why such numbers, no matter what units you put them in, are meaningless to the human mind.

The best way to convey such things is by progressive scaling. Which goes something like this, imagine X, now Y is this much bigger. Now, Z is this much bigger than Y. And so on up the scale.

Example is size of the Milky way Galaxy. I'm too lazy to look up the exact numbers and objects used, but it goes something like this.

Most people have an idea of how big the Earth is. Or think they do (not really). We take say, a big ol' orange beach ball, one of the big suckers. We call that the Sun and plop it down.

We then take so many paces, and drop a little peppercorn. That's the Earth. Now, we pace off some figure of yards, 1000 or on the order and plop a little grain of sand down. That's Pluto.

Now, that's the Solar system.

Now, how big is the Milky Way? Let the width of the continental US be the diameter of the Milky Way.

Now, take a quarter and drop it on the ground in Tennessee somewhere. That's our solar system that we just constructed above.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:42 AM (rCwaK)

527 Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:42 AM (rCwaK)


So in relation to that, the women's toilet seat at the Flying J in Dayton OH would be the Crab Nebula?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:48 AM (DjiZK)

528
It could very well be. You'd have to take the ratio of toilet seats to quarters. Then figure out the relative locations.

Now, I wonder what Hope Solo's butthole would correspond to?

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:51 AM (rCwaK)

529 my mom gave 200 free blowj*bs last week, and i filmed them all.

come see them on RedTube and upvote them: it turns her on, so i can get one too.

Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:39 AM (c3pwJ)

---
you were saying?

you must have had a lot of friends in high school.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 01:51 AM (5kusT)

530 Trump is morbidly obese.


Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:20 AM (c3pwJ)

srsly?

Posted by: Gov. Flintstone at May 19, 2020 01:52 AM (kOpft)

531 Hey! I found a quarter!

Posted by: A Guy in Tennessee at May 19, 2020 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

532 Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:39 AM (c3pwJ)

Don't worry you're safe in your mother's basement. Loser.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 01:54 AM (2DOZq)

533 Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:51 AM (rCwaK)

Dark matter? All I know is that Billy Barty was a white drawl.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:54 AM (DjiZK)

534 Trump is morbidly obese.

You said it!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler! at May 19, 2020 01:55 AM (I2/tG)

535 Damn - drawf

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:55 AM (DjiZK)

536 530 Trump is morbidly obese.


Posted by: President Fatso at May 19, 2020 01:20 AM (c3pwJ)

And Obama likes to suck dick.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 01:56 AM (2DOZq)

537

Jerry Nadler would be a whole spiral arm.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:56 AM (rCwaK)

538 ..So in relation to that, the women's toilet seat at the Flying J in Dayton OH would be the Crab Nebula?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:48 AM (DjiZK)



Can you really catch the Nebula from toilet seats, or is that just a myth that the Crabs are passing around to deflect attention?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 01:56 AM (QzJWU)

539 Trump is morbidly obese.

That's right!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Runway Model! at May 19, 2020 01:57 AM (I2/tG)

540 It could very well be. You'd have to take the ratio of toilet seats to quarters. Then figure out the relative locations.



Now, I wonder what Hope Solo's butthole would correspond to?

---

The crab nebula?

Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2020 01:57 AM (kOpft)

541 "Please think twice before printing this email."

Me: "I think I'll print this email twice."

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 01:57 AM (li+1I)

542 Trump is morbidly obese.

He's disgusting!

Posted by: The Belgian Health Minister! at May 19, 2020 01:58 AM (I2/tG)

543
Ace is going to be pissed, MoveOn.org lied to him again.

They promised him a better quality troll.

Damn liars.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)

544 I have a quick comment too -- All y'all are far too cynical for a buncha 29 year olds.


The reactions of Americans over the last couple of weeks have reaffirmed to me my contention that



The true national motto of the USA is Fuck You.



In a kinder but less gentle time, it was Don't Tread On Me.


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 12:55 AM (Z4rgH)

Let me sing you the song of my people..... No, really! I think the rebellious Scots-Irish spirit has permeated the American DNA. The Borderers were truly the first Americans.

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted mom at May 19, 2020 01:59 AM (XKZwp)

545 Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 01:56 AM (QzJWU)

If we only knew what the medical code for "catching the nebula " was.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:59 AM (DjiZK)

546 At least they seem to have moved on from Drumpf. Only took three years.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 01:59 AM (li+1I)

547 470

Well, well, FYI I just stumbled on: Microsoft quietly added a packet sniffer utility to Windows 10 during one of the last updates. It's called pktmon.exe, and resides in the System32 directory.

You can monitor with filters all the network traffic from the machine.
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

Folks at DISA are not going to be amused with that.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (qyH+l)

548 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2020 01:55 AM (DjiZK)

3rd time's the charm ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (LPnfS)

549
I find Trump's accent (and most New York accents) grating most of the time, but I love the way he says that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

=========

Do other New Yorkers say "China" that way? Whatever, the way he says it is inimitable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (G51Gf)

550 And Obama likes to suck dick.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 01:56 AM (2DOZq)

But obama is a dick, so he is a self sucking dick, but he has no dick so he can't be a self sucking dick, but he is a dick, and he likes to suck dick, but he has no dick....norman coordinate...coordinate...norman...norman

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

551 The size of the known universe is 90 billion light years. A light year is about 6 trillion miles. I'm going to need a faster space ship.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (2DOZq)

552 There are (is) nothing natural about what is happening right now.

We are left to react, daily, sometimes hour by hour....not something your grandparents had to deal with ...unless bombs were falling in their memories

bombs are falling, but of a different kind...not physical

mental

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:01 AM (u1WYs)

553
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 12:55 AM (Z4rgH)


I spell it America. It's the only way I know how to think.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

554 Hey! I found a quarter!

Posted by: A Guy in Tennessee at May 19, 2020 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

---
and this is just another example of why i love this place...

all y'all rock!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:02 AM (5kusT)

555 GnuBreed, if you're still here, I hope this makes you happy: The first word for Pookette's spelling test tomorrow is "gnu."

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted mom at May 19, 2020 02:03 AM (XKZwp)

556 publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 01:42 AM (rCwaK)

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=GCTuirkcRwo

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 02:03 AM (LPnfS)

557 But obama is a dick, so he is a self sucking dick,
but he has no dick so he can't be a self sucking dick, but he is a dick,
and he likes to suck dick, but he has no dick....norman
coordinate...coordinate...norman...norman


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

---
why do you think he "married" Michael Obama?

anyone ever seen pictures of the wedding?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:04 AM (5kusT)

558 just in time....

say the word

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:04 AM (u1WYs)

559 554 Hey! I found a quarter!

Posted by: A Guy in Tennessee at May 19, 2020 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

---
and this is just another example of why i love this place...

all y'all rock!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:02 AM (5kusT)


I missed the setup, and had to go back and find it.

officially nominated for the Thread Award.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:05 AM (sy5kK)

560 Reposting for the nightwalkers. Here is the list of the common brainwashing techniques, along with my real world examples:

1. Isolation. Isolate victims from family and friends. (Quarantine *everyone*!)
2. Monopolization of Perception. The abuser keeps your attention on them. (Every famous person, every commercial, every day - "We're all in this together")
3. Induced Debility Exhaustion (The news media's apparent primary function)
4. Threats ("If you do not obey, you will go to jail")
5. Occasional Indulgences (Pot stores, Liquor stores open, a "stimulus" check)
6. Demonstrating "Omnipotence" (KAREN is always watching)
7. Enforcing Trivial Demands ("Stay six feet apart", "Don't walk alone in the woods or on the beach", "No haircuts")
8. Degradation ("Wear the mask")

This is what is going on in my opinion. Fundamental transformation via mass mind control. Can't convince me otherwise, and certainly not since I looked up this list.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:06 AM (li+1I)

561 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2020 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

Progda makes it much more complicated than it really is, blame them.

You had it right the first time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:10 AM (sy5kK)

562 493 Did a road trip to Mt. St. Helens round 86? Massive thing even years later. Really something to see large areas of forest knocked down in rows like it was combed. Spirit lake was still filled with timber. Trails were open so you could walk around. I wonder how that thing would compare to a nuclear explosion.
Posted by: dartist at May 19, 2020 01:06 AM (K22Va)

Is there a place where we can see before and after photos (2020 vs 1980) of the area, I wonder?

I seem to remember the comparison to a nuclear explosion on a video I saw was "15 Hiroshimas", which would be about 300-350 kT of TNT.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 02:11 AM (ejsiI)

563 Sorry,

Tripped on a dog leash and planted one on the hell strip

go figure...then

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:12 AM (u1WYs)

564 560 Reposting for the nightwalkers. Here is the list of the common brainwashing techniques, along with my real world examples:

1. Isolation. Isolate victims from family and friends. (Quarantine *everyone*!)
2. Monopolization of Perception. The abuser keeps your attention on them. (Every famous person, every commercial, every day - "We're all in this together")
3. Induced Debility Exhaustion (The news media's apparent primary function)
4. Threats ("If you do not obey, you will go to jail")
5. Occasional Indulgences (Pot stores, Liquor stores open, a "stimulus" check)
6. Demonstrating "Omnipotence" (KAREN is always watching)
7. Enforcing Trivial Demands ("Stay six feet apart", "Don't walk alone in the woods or on the beach", "No haircuts")
8. Degradation ("Wear the mask")

This is what is going on in my opinion. Fundamental transformation via mass mind control. Can't convince me otherwise, and certainly not since I looked up this list.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:06 AM (li+1I)


So, how is everyone enjoying my World's Biggest Lab Experiment Adventure so far?

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 19, 2020 02:12 AM (sy5kK)

565 This is what is going on in my opinion. Fundamental transformation via mass mind control. Can't convince me otherwise, and certainly not since I looked up this list.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:06 AM (li+1I)

"Mind control, pain unfolds
I own all your sensations
Weakening, reasoning
Mesmeric full demolition
Hypnotized, victimized
Behold the threshold to the web
Scream souls fear echoes
Piercing boundaries of death..."

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2020 02:13 AM (ejsiI)

566 395
Oh please! The best Bond theme songs were Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey & Thunderball by Tom Jones. Great songs & great singers. You youngins...
Posted by: MHK at May 18, 2020 11:38 PM (iQIUe)

Was there a brief flash of Sheena's Eastons while she was singing the For Your Eyes Only theme?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2020 02:14 AM (qyH+l)

567 Huge admiration for The Horde and its joint takedown of upthread, creepy troll.

Great peeps here--work together via telepathy

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 02:15 AM (ybC9u)

568 Diamonds are Forever >> Goldfinger ...

both sung by the sultry Dame Shirley Bassey

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 02:16 AM (LPnfS)

569 Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:06 AM (li+1I)

---
my reply to all of the above:

LOLGF. not only am i an American, but i'm US Army retired, and i have a life time exemption from doing stupid shit because some moron thinks i should.

i walked through a post office here near me, with 20 some sheep standing in line, w/o a mask, to go to the UPS store to pick up mail. evil eyes at my unmasked eyes everywhere, but no one said shit.

got lots of looks though. Teflon w*rks, as does Kevlar.

went in, got my shit from the people i've known for years, then went back through the PO, to get to the parking lot.

stopped towards the rear of the line where an LAFD guy was talking to the next person in line about the BS, and told them the line about being retired Army, loud enough the rest of the line to hear (narrow hallway)

they weren't sure what to say, and, as usual, i didn't care.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:17 AM (5kusT)

570
St Helens before and after, net effect on the mountain.

https://tinyurl.com/y9e9bhlf

the eruption took out about 1300 feet off the top, and a whole lot more from inside.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:19 AM (sy5kK)

571 Breaking Bad was very good. The problem with it was it was very difficult to watch. The main character ruined or destroyed the life of every single person around him without remorse. I'll never watch it again.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:22 AM (li+1I)

572 Do I get at least High Dose Benzos......or maybe some Propofol drip to kill my AMERICANISM..after they catch me....as if they would CATCH me as I would most likely drop them in a pool of ruin before me.gee only Monday and this of all things


Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:23 AM (u1WYs)

573 ..stopped towards the rear of the line where an LAFD guy was talking to the next person in line about the BS, and told them the line about being retired Army, loud enough the rest of the line to hear (narrow hallway)

they weren't sure what to say, and, as usual, i didn't care.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:17 AM (5kusT)




"I've picked up more contagions in shitty Third World Countries than this fucking Covid bug has even heard of.

Sure, I can wear a mask, but every time I fart, twenty or more people are instantly infected.

Come to think about it, those refried bean n' cheese tacos I had for lunch are kind of TALKING to me now, if y'know what I mean?"


*watch them flee in terror*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 02:24 AM (QzJWU)

574 In the last few years, I have come to love Susan's voice and Derek's guitar metaphysically.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Assuming Trucks/Tedeschi Band. Too lazy to read up thread.

*fistbump*

Fook social distancing and His majesty Jay I

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:25 AM (581br)

575 Count down to rage?

Takers?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:25 AM (u1WYs)

576 G'night Horde!

... and Fcuk Off, Karen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2020 02:26 AM (0ReGO)

577
Around me, a lot more people are wearing masks than a month ago.

A few Karen-ish looks, but more so people with weary-looking eyes and just wanting their normal lives back.

We will see.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:28 AM (sy5kK)

578 LCD ask yourself why Jay the I hasn't called the legislature back into special session. Emailed both my reps and senator and told them their silence proved them to be worthless pieces of Inslee excrement. Need to have a ceremony to strip them of that (R) and remove their parking privileges.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:30 AM (581br)

579 fucking Oregon Supreme Court gave the bitch a stay.

we are NOT voting our way out of this Fing sewer.

/fix bayonets

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:32 AM (5kusT)

580 Well horde looks like I'm staying up all night. Sump will occassionally kick on but drain slowly. I have to push the float arm down and let it start up again which has done the trick. Then in the morning I'm gonna go buy another pump and install it.

Gonna take AOPs advice and check the suction grate.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 19, 2020 02:32 AM (IYHxL)

581 and yes, know what that means.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:33 AM (5kusT)

582 fucking Oregon Supreme Court gave the bitch a stay.

A court comprised of left-wing Portlanders?

Shocked! Shocked, I am!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2020 02:33 AM (I2/tG)

583 I'm fading into the osleepium of sloblivum.

Or something similar.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TXzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (QzJWU)

584 forgot the link...

it's hell getting old. got thing shooting is muscle memory!

https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/05/oregon-judge-strikes
-down-governors-lockdown-orders/#more-318529

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (5kusT)

585 Assuming Trucks/Tedeschi Band. Too lazy to read up thread.

*fistbump*

Fook social distancing and His majesty Jay I
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:25 AM (581br)


Bingo


I remember where I put it.

Here you go. Enjoy, my friend.

496

Ok, winding down for the evening, so here are a couple of efforts that are working well for me right now, from Susan Tedeschi, hubby Derek, and the rest of the Tedeschi-Trucks Band. Both live.


https://tinyurl.com/y7vmrz5z

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright.


https://tinyurl.com/y8sgg8rp

Midnight in Harlem - about 1:45 or so, that guitar kicks in and is so sweet.

you're welcome.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 01:10 AM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

586 Around me, a lot more people are wearing masks than a month ago.


Around me a lot more people are open carrying than a month ago.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (581br)

587 I'll be calling out of work with a household emergency

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (IYHxL)

588 Night all.
As Horde members, you can sleep the sleep of the just.
Sorry about the Sump Pump thathalafrican. Won't venture into stoopid puns given the late hour.

Posted by: groovygirl at May 19, 2020 02:38 AM (ybC9u)

589 We have been aware of this now for the what... last 9 years?

Seen the signs, and gamed out the potentials good and bad?

Now here we all are, never thinking we would actually BE here....yet here we are,

here we are....games a foot.....ya think?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:39 AM (u1WYs)

590 Dammit! A quarter fell out of my pocket...somewhere.

Posted by: The Cosmos at May 19, 2020 02:40 AM (dP625)

591 Count down to rage?



Takers?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 02:25 AM (u1WYs)

---
hey neighbor... i'm just going around planting seeds of "fuck this"...

the fields are fertile, and the sheep want to stampede.,

i'm just egging them on, one mask less face or improperly worn raggedy mask at a time.

i'm an American, not a serf. this country was founded by people who told the government: "LOLGF".

i am their progeny.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 02:42 AM (5kusT)

592 578 LCD ask yourself why Jay the I hasn't called the legislature back into special session. Emailed both my reps and senator and told them their silence proved them to be worthless pieces of Inslee excrement. Need to have a ceremony to strip them of that (R) and remove their parking privileges.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:30 AM (581br)


Sock, I have been screaming to anyone who will listen to read the wording in the state Constitution. From the time the Guvnor declares an official emergency, it requires, not suggests, the majority votes of the legislators of both the House and Senate. Or his actions are null. Says so right there.

And hell, it would be just a Democrat whitewash for Inslee, but at least it would be legal and they would be on record. Now it is just a bunch of fuching dogs going "squirrel"?

Do we have fuching laws? Or not?

Hey, Washington state elected officials. Sock and I are just two regular citizens talking. Guess what, we aren't the only two.

So I will repeat it: Do we have fuching laws? Or not?

You really want to think about your next answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 19, 2020 02:43 AM (sy5kK)

593 This is what is going on in my opinion. Fundamental transformation via
mass mind control. Can't convince me otherwise, and certainly not since I
looked up this list.



Posted by: ... at May 19, 2020 02:06 AM (li+1I)



With a little side dish of killing off the old it seems. My 92 year old aunt is in the hospital on a ventilator. She passed out and hit her head. They take her to the hospital, she tests positive for corona, but has no symptoms, and its not why she passed out. The hospital says gee her oxygen level is a tad low, and right on the machine she goes. My brother warns my idiot cousin not to let them stick her on the ventilator, but he says some bullshit like "well it's in god's hands". My brother says fuck god, when he shows up with an oxygen tank and a few nurses then you can say that. This is the hospital that most likely killed our own mother before the cancer could do it. My aunt is a whip at 92, and was actually pretty healthy for her age. Its like the hospital says ok you're old, have a tube down your throat. Well I already know if she dies it will get counted as corona.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2020 02:43 AM (9Om/r)

594 GnuBreed, if you're still here, I hope this makes you happy: The first word for Pookette's spelling test tomorrow is "gnu."

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted mom at May 19, 2020 02:03 AM (XKZwp)


I'm still wandering by ever so often...

I sure hope she gets it right.

One thing I did with my kids to build their vocabulary was to use increasingly obscure words. If they didn't know it, I could define it for them for a dime, or they could look it up in the dictionary themselves for free.

They rarely paid up. Also, I used the concept of 'ownership'. To own a word, you have to be able to spell it, define it, and use it correctly in a sentence.

By eighth grade, they both had college level vocabularies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 02:51 AM (Z4rgH)

595 Hey, Washington state elected officials. Sock and I are just two regular citizens talking. Guess what, we aren't the only two.


Definitely not. The legislature needs to be brought to a level of understanding that the letter behind their name has diminished significantly in its value. I'm hearing political conversations from people who normally avoid them with effort. The underlying theme is anger. I'm about to include Sheriff Manke ( Stevens Co ) and Sheriff Knezovich (Spokane Co) in that group as well. I'm sick and tired of the silence of people who have a duty to serve and protect.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 19, 2020 02:56 AM (581br)

596 "I'm sick and tired of the silence of people who have a duty to serve and protect their pensions."

FIFY

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2020 03:00 AM (ejsiI)

597 Sorry berserkerr, prayers for the best.

I know I trust my oncologist but I've never had the sense she is on autopilot with my care. Plus she does a good amount of disclosure of pluses and minuses rather then just saying this is what we do next.

The first hospital I was at where they were just doing things without any information? Not a fan.

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 03:00 AM (Ojki1)

598 I'll be calling out of work with a household emergency
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 19, 2020 02:34 AM (IYHxL)


Good luck with the sump pump ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 03:00 AM (LPnfS)

599 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2020 02:43 AM (9Om/r)

Fuckity -- ventilators suck. Best wishes for your aunt. Sounds like this hospital doesn't have their shit together at all. Ventilators are supposed to be used as a last resort.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 03:03 AM (Z4rgH)

600 But a police officers number one priority is to go home every night.

Anyone else remember not having overwhelming cynicism towards law enforcement?

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 03:04 AM (Ojki1)

601 GnuBreed, if you're still here, I hope this makes you happy: The first word for Pookette's spelling test tomorrow is "gnu."

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted mom at May 19, 2020 02:03 AM (XKZwp)


Reminds me of a gnu I once knew !!!

Unpleasantness at Bludleigh Court, FTW !!!

- PG Wodehouse

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 03:04 AM (LPnfS)

602 591

Can't tell you how many times we posters have spec'd this type of business over the last ....what 10 years?

This time, we better be ready to back our bravado cuz
this time it's for keeps.

The Republic stands or falls prior to November 2020.


Sleep on that Horde


The Nightwatch out

Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 19, 2020 03:04 AM (u1WYs)

603 I'm sorry, but "Good luck with the sump pump" is not an approved ending comment for an ONT. [AOS Style Guide, pp. q-9]

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 19, 2020 03:04 AM (YqED9)

604 Good luck with the pump of sump ???

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 03:06 AM (LPnfS)

605 604- isn't that a sister company to Lacy Whigs?

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 03:08 AM (Ojki1)

606 Good luck with the pump of sump ???

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 19, 2020 03:06 AM (LPnfS)


Sump up the volume?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 03:09 AM (Z4rgH)

607 A little sump'n sump'n?

Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 03:11 AM (Ojki1)

608 So. I saw that yesterday Speaka O'De House, Liar Pelosi, had some criticism of Trump taking HCQ with zinc.

Now, considering that everyone with a functioning cortex knows she wishes him dead and/or gone tomorrow, and considering further that the Left is screaming that HCQ will KILL you...

Her optimum strategy is to say nothing, or praise his decision. For her to bitch about it, she's afraid it might work to keep him CCPV free.

*armchair analysis complete*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 03:15 AM (Z4rgH)

609 Sumpumping iron !!!

Posted by: Arnold S ... at May 19, 2020 03:16 AM (LPnfS)

610 Don't hump the sump pump ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 03:18 AM (arJlL)

611 F the whore.

#Film@11

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 03:22 AM (i6uJ1)

612 Sumpumping iron !!!

Posted by: Arnold S ... at May 19, 2020 03:16 AM (LPnfS)


Sumpumping iron. 'Iron'. That's a funny way of spelling 'live-in maid'.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2020 03:23 AM (Y8PSl)

613 I heard Naked Eyes' "Always Something There To Remind Me" on the radio the other day, and found myself wondering whether the original version was by Dionne Warwick or whether it was a much older song. So I looked it up.

Turns out it was written by Bacarach/David in 1963 as a demo for Warwick, but she decided not to record it. It first came out in 1964 done by Lou Johnson, cracking the top 40. Warwick finally did her version in '67, and several other artists did successful versions in between.

Here's Johnson performing it on American Bandstand, Halloween, 1964.

https://tinyurl.com/y9r7yyh2

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 19, 2020 03:25 AM (YqED9)

614 Birth at the closed Hospital Section.

I bet it was closed because the Chinese Coronavirus scared all other patients away, and they closed due to lack of business.

Why didn't they have the doors alarmed, and send a security guard to check it out? Maybe put up BIG signs saying go to the ER.

-------

Good old Eddy Haskell was in more episodes of "The New Leave It to Beaver," than the original "Leave It to Beaver"? I never saw an episode of the "new show."

Posted by: rd at May 19, 2020 03:26 AM (+0uDE)

615 Sumpin' Wicked This Way Comes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2020 03:26 AM (Z4rgH)

616 Birth at the closed Hospital Section.

I bet it was closed because the Chinese Coronavirus scared all other patients away, and they closed due to lack of business.

Why didn't they have the doors alarmed, and send a security guard to check it out? Maybe put up BIG signs saying go to the ER.

Da Moose was taking a smoke break.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 03:29 AM (arJlL)

617 Sumpin' Wicked This Way Comes.

By The Clogging Moose Turds.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 03:30 AM (arJlL)

618 RIP Eddie Haskell.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 03:31 AM (arJlL)

619 Nancy Pelosi is morbidly addicted to Botox.
She has Botox for brains.
And she's a bitch.

Posted by: Case at May 19, 2020 03:33 AM (tWAkG)

620 Hey, man, I flipped the lever. What happens after that ain't up to me.

I thought I tolja that out front.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 19, 2020 03:34 AM (YqED9)

621 Oops, sock fail.

Posted by: Moose at May 19, 2020 03:36 AM (YqED9)

622 How much sump,
Could a sump pump pump,
If a sump pump could pump some sump ???

Posted by: Inquiring Minds ... at May 19, 2020 03:42 AM (LPnfS)

623
"If a sump pump could pump some sump"

It's directly proportional to the amount of suk

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 03:50 AM (YHcGR)

624 How many times have
You heard someone say,
"If I had a sump pump,
I'd do things my way."
But little they know that
It's so hard to to find
One sump-pumper in tee-en
With a satisfied behind.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 19, 2020 03:51 AM (YqED9)

625 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 03:52 AM (+50cl)

626 Hiya kid !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 03:53 AM (arJlL)

627

No commenting on Tank Abrams being declared a runway model
by the WaPoo?? I think she'd make a fine in-air refueler... and

you'd need a runway to land that mass on....road wouldn't hold it...

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 03:54 AM (YHcGR)

628 beanervt! How ya been?

51° here, and OMGosh the rain has let up. For now, anyway. I haven't measured, but I'll bet we got close to 5" of rain over the past few days.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 03:54 AM (+50cl)

629

Hey MLii,,, 45 going to 69... going to be a nice week for temps..

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 03:55 AM (YHcGR)

630 Feeling better JT? How big of a garden do you plant?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 03:55 AM (+50cl)

631 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, May 19, 2020. On this day in 1828 President John Quincy Adams signed the Tariff of 1828 into law, protecting wool manufacturers in the Northern United States. This was known as the Tariff of Abominations in the South and it was one of the many things that led up to the South leaving the Union.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 03:59 AM (mpXpK)

632 Fox's this day in History.


https://tinyurl.com/y5gjlel9

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

633 My garden is a strip 2 and a half feet wide by 24 feet, alongside my house.

And yes, I'm feeling better, thanks.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:00 AM (arJlL)

634 Barr is going to let Obama and Biden skate on all their criminal activities. I guess he does not believe in tit-for-tat.


https://tinyurl.com/ycxl362k

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

635 RIP Ken Osmand, AKA Eddie Haskill from Leave it To Beaver. He was 76.


https://tinyurl.com/y9ufslbe

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

636 Trump writes a blistering letter to the WHO after completing an investigation in them and the coronacrap. He told them unless they make substantial improvements the US funding freeze will become permanent. I guess they will have to crawl out of China's ass.


https://tinyurl.com/y72qh7ra

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

637 Senate Republicans have become increasingly frustrated with the FBI's refusal to come clean on their corruption during the Obama regime.


https://tinyurl.com/y886sjed

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

638 Yet another State gets hit by a ruling on the coronacrap lock-downs. My question is what action gives governors and mayors the authority to put people under house arrest w/o a law or a trial? And then when they disregard the order send the PoPo with guns to arrest them.


https://tinyurl.com/ya3w7pxj

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

639 Shriveled up old hag calls Trump morbidly obese.


https://tinyurl.com/y8ya8y3y

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

640 RAMIREZ (repeat)



https://tinyurl.com/y888ppsq



And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

641

"RIP Eddie Haskell....."

Ditto JT,,, he was the friend who always got you in trouble...
the thorn in Beev's parents bonnet...

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 04:03 AM (YHcGR)

642

Barnaby Jones: Tonight's Episode: Hear some evil, Do some evil.

Guest star: Roddy McDowell, who just shot some dude. And another accurate portrayal of a suppressor. No "pew pew", but just a muffled bang. A less loud gun shot. Roddy is pretending to be blind.

So Barnaby did it right as well.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 04:04 AM (rCwaK)

643 >>My garden is a strip 2 and a half feet wide by 24 feet, alongside my house.

And yes, I'm feeling better, thanks.
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:00 AM (arJlL)

Nice!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 04:07 AM (+50cl)

644 Guest star: Roddy McDowell, who just shot some dude. And another accurate portrayal of a suppressor. No "pew pew", but just a muffled bang. A less loud gun shot. Roddy is pretending to be blind.

So Barnaby did it right as well.
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike

He brought in Tank Abrams and said "Your wife is here for your conjugal visit" and Roddy confessed.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:08 AM (arJlL)

645 An observation: One of the great ironies of 2020 is the fact that the Free States and the Slaves States from the Civil War era have flipped. Now the South are the Free States while the North are the Slave States. Oregon and California, which both came into the Nation as Free States, are now Slave States, too.

Don't know what it means but that observation and five bucks will get me a shitty cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2020 04:09 AM (Y8PSl)

646 Oy...

Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
It's getting to the point,
Where eyelids are seen ...

Good Night // Happy Morning as you see fit ...

Posted by: Inquiring Minds ... at May 19, 2020 04:10 AM (LPnfS)

647 Oy...

Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
It's getting to the point,
Where eyelids are seen ...

Good Night // Happy Morning as you see fit ...
Posted by: Inquiring Minds ...

'Night Adrienne.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:12 AM (arJlL)

648

Roddy is a lounge piano player. With a white cat who sits on top of the piano. Some galls is a singer there. She attended the funeral of the guy Roddy shot in a wig and dark glasses. Barnaby was intrigued. I think we've got the beginnings of a motive.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 19, 2020 04:15 AM (rCwaK)

649

Will the TSA be using rectal thermometers for the temp checks????


Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 04:15 AM (YHcGR)

650 It is odd to see the ONT from this angle (waking up to after missing the beginning.)

Strange.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2020 04:16 AM (A5zUN)

651 Wish I could stay in bed 2 more hours

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:16 AM (ZCEU2)

652 600 But a police officers number one priority is to go home every night.

Anyone else remember not having overwhelming cynicism towards law enforcement?
Posted by: Bete at May 19, 2020 03:04 AM (Ojki1)

Long ago as a young, naive youth...

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2020 04:18 AM (ejsiI)

653 >>Wish I could stay in bed 2 more hours
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:16 AM (ZCEU2)

I'm hearing my dad's voice: ' but the day will be 1/2 over by then!'

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 04:19 AM (+50cl)

654 Weekends sometimes but its the top of the ONTs I don't see as much.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:23 AM (ZCEU2)

655 Wish I could stay in bed 2 more hours

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:16 AM (ZCEU2)


. . .
And Morons everywhere now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon The Overnight Thread.

Posted by: Shit Will Shakespeare Would Have Said, Had He Known About The ONT at May 19, 2020 04:23 AM (Y8PSl)

656 Wish I could stay in bed 2 more hours
Posted by: Skip

So, in the words of Max Schmeling's manager " I shoulda stood in bed " ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:25 AM (arJlL)

657 Have had at least 4 firsts and lasts

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

658 I saw the mid section of this ONT. Doesnt happen often on a weeknight.

Hence the larger mug of coffee this morning

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 04:26 AM (+50cl)

659 Skip

On CBS, every morning at 4:28 AM, a young lady with a BEAUTIFUL voice sings the Star Spangled Banner.

Check it out.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:32 AM (arJlL)

660 Have had at least 4 firsts and lasts

Parenthesis

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:33 AM (arJlL)

661 How appropriate for my mood.....

Posted by: pookysgirl going for you-know-what at May 19, 2020 04:35 AM (XKZwp)

662 Eh, close enough!

Posted by: pookysgirl going for you-know-what at May 19, 2020 04:35 AM (XKZwp)

663 I'm out the door.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 19, 2020 04:35 AM (+50cl)

664
Local motorcyclist killed in NY after failing to negotiate a sharp curve

Death determined to be by covid19

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 04:36 AM (YHcGR)

665 I'm out the door.

Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity

You too !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:38 AM (arJlL)

666 Covid-19 deaths are coming down, Pa added 87, but NY 110, NJ 79, Wi 6 and Mi 24.
Pa will catch Michigan soon, down only 410.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:39 AM (ZCEU2)

667 WTF does retail curbside only mean for shoe stores or clothing stores? Every kind of fashion shopping requires looking at all the alternatives, trying things on.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 19, 2020 04:39 AM (+fPHo)

668 Flattening the sharp curve !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:39 AM (arJlL)

669 Pa will catch Michigan soon, down only 410.

We're gonna catch the Mitten Kingdom !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:41 AM (arJlL)

670 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Not a whiff of scandle.. Yeah, right, Joe, sure thing

Dip is always a good read.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 04:42 AM (ZCEU2)

671 WTF does retail curbside only mean for shoe stores or clothing stores? Every kind of fashion shopping requires looking at all the alternatives, trying things on.

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Ya stand on the sidewalk and they throw shoes at you until ya see one ya like !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 04:42 AM (arJlL)

672 Well miss puppy is back asleep after the 4 a.m. poop and pee walkabout, so I'm gonna hit the switch.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 19, 2020 04:42 AM (+fPHo)

673
" Covid-19 deaths are coming down

We've had 1 in the last 2 weeks (54 total) and now

the communist enclave of Burlington want's mandatory mask...

I stopped shopping there 20 yrs ago...

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 04:46 AM (YHcGR)

674
Mornin, ya Morons!

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 04:49 AM (nX54l)

675
How long before Demonic rats try the commie hong kong version


of vote manipulating??? they sent in the political police to arrest
9 pro democracy legislators before a vote on a leader which the


commie supported one wins... not rigged one bit...

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 05:03 AM (YHcGR)

676
re the beach openings fuss:

it hit me last night that the elite have always absolutely LOATHED the notion of commoners having access to such prime real estate.
Celebs in LA ignoring access laws, governors just blithely closing the things except for, well, themselves, and so on.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 05:10 AM (nX54l)

677 Barr is going to let Obama and Biden skate on all their criminal activities. I guess he does not believe in tit-for-tat.

more proof that no one will ever be held accountable for these crimes.

#wordsfailme

or would get me banned.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2020 05:12 AM (i6uJ1)

678 The Socialists in Vermont feeling left out of all the Covid-19 death hoopla?
Vermont has just 54 in 3 months, Pa had more than that since yesterday.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:15 AM (ZCEU2)

679
or would get me banned.
Posted by: redc1c4

Serious question for anybody, if they know. A few weeks ago, Ace basically rescinded any language limits here, but it wasn't a couple of hours before a mod was chastising somebody over their violent tone. So, wtf?

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 05:17 AM (nX54l)

680 Red - As wrote doubt the Democrats will have that same courtesy with President Trump, Republicans are still trying to play nice while Democrats play for keeps.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

681
Mornin" Skip! I got a little F1 vid for ya, hang about a sec.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 05:19 AM (nX54l)

682

"The Socialists in Vermont feeling left out"

Well our Rino gov'ner has sure been acting like most the leftist in


closing shit down.. but I think they do miss the power he's been
welding... Burlington is the center of stupid that runs our state government
and they control easily 90 percent of what's done by all except the gov'ner..

Posted by: beanervt at May 19, 2020 05:23 AM (YHcGR)

683 I'm beat. 6am can't get here fast enough

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 19, 2020 05:24 AM (IYHxL)

684
Actually, anybody with a need to present statistics might like this; I've never seen numbers done this way:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywbxGfE4mRg

At first it seems chaotic but you'll quickly appreciate it, I think. This vid is driver points, 1959 to date. He has more of these, I found the one showing wins more historically compelling.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 05:25 AM (nX54l)

685
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2020 05:25 AM (mht8P)

686 americanthinker.com/why ag barr is right about not criminally prosecuting obama or bidenl

As sure as I am the sun will rise tomorrow, I am DJT will never be free of lawsuits the rest of his life.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)

687 Albert Hammond is a wannabe James Taylor. Livingston Taylor maybe.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2020 05:33 AM (vGJY7)

688 americanthinker.com/dan bongino offers two shocking theories about the target on flynns back
https://tinyurl.com/y7g6keej

I listened to this show yesterday evening, not sure I get all of it but just as possible as any other explanation.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:34 AM (ZCEU2)

689 OMG had a all 6, wasn't watching. Now I am going to have a bad day

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:35 AM (ZCEU2)

690
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2020 05:35 AM (nGvcv)

691 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2020 05:39 AM (FgJKq)

692

"...based on the information I have today."

Let those words settle in a bit.

Posted by: Relax - buy popcorn at May 19, 2020 05:46 AM (l1wsb)

693 Morning hordians! Waiting for my courier to deliver kitties. I will say from my small and of the world once the Lung rot lockdown ends the economy will come back fast. It seems that my customers at least still have money for what is a definite luxury.. one or more of my cats! I really think in a month lid on this is completely blown off and the economy will surge back!

Posted by: Catman at May 19, 2020 05:51 AM (RHNCM)

694 americanthinker.com/covid19 is killing vermonts restaurants
https://tinyurl.com/y8wqg725

The $600 extra a week was the best thing the Democrats did to shut down the economy. Giving people more money not to work than if they were working was genius.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:51 AM (ZCEU2)

695 "...based on the information I have today."

Known knowns

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:53 AM (ZCEU2)

696 I'm outta here
Try and have a great day, sure I won't

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2020 05:56 AM (ZCEU2)

697 Birx basically said that the CDC guidelines require allow you to cook the books by not discriminating between death "from" Covid and death "by" Covid.

-

Yep. And "by" has to mean it includes pneumonia (gosh, imagine that standard for a respiratory infection), rather than "thirty years of eating six cheeseburgers while watching TV for 14 hours a day every day."

10K deaths nationwide, tops.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 06:01 AM (ADuZP)

698 mornin peons

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:04 AM (Tnijr)

699
Peon?
I'm a PEASANT, dammit!
I'm revolting!
*shakes fist*

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 06:10 AM (nX54l)

700 Mornin'. 4 more days before a 4 day weekend

Pumped status : Very

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:10 AM (aFWbw)

701 Boker tov dear morons.

I think the quarantine is ending by its own nature. The bureaucrats and fascists can ball up their fists and shout about it, but they are far, far outnumbered by people who simply need to go about their lives again.

Posted by: Soft Effete Urbanites at May 19, 2020 06:12 AM (EZebt)

702 699 I'm revolting!

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 06:10 AM (nX54l)

You said it, you stink on ice.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:12 AM (aFWbw)

703 701 Boker tov dear morons.

I think the quarantine is ending by its own nature. The bureaucrats and fascists can ball up their fists and shout about it, but they are far, far outnumbered by people who simply need to go about their lives again.
Posted by: Soft Effete Urbanites at May 19, 2020 06:12 AM (EZebt)

Agreed. The cracks are widening. The inch becomes a mile. It's over and the more the Totalitarians squeeze, the more they will lose control.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:15 AM (aFWbw)

704
You said it, you stink on ice.
Posted by: jsg

cha-ching!

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 06:16 AM (nX54l)

705 700 Mornin'. 4 more days before a 4 day weekend

Pumped status : Very
Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:10 AM (aFWbw)

Due to bat flu reduced work hours, my weekend just began

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 19, 2020 06:18 AM (/6GbT)

706 679
or would get me banned.
Posted by: redc1c4

Serious question for anybody, if they know. A few weeks ago, Ace basically rescinded any language limits here, but it wasn't a couple of hours before a mod was chastising somebody over their violent tone. So, wtf?

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 05:17 AM (nX54l)


I'm very sure he didn't rescind any language limits. There are definitely things you can say that will get you banned. Are you talking about that bit in the side bar about Michelle Obama? That was pretty specific.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 06:19 AM (wGeit)

707 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 19, 2020 06:19 AM (eMtQa)

708 Due to bat flu reduced work hours, my weekend just began
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 19, 2020 06:18 AM (/6GbT)

As much as I bitch about certain aspects of work, I am glad to still be doing so. We weren't meant to be endlessly idle.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:21 AM (aFWbw)

709 Hong Kong ice cream shop develops Tear Gas flavored ice cream

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybddqaup

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2020 06:21 AM (WyVLE)

710 All of these restrictions put in place by Governors require what Ayn Rand termed the Sanction of the Victim.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:26 AM (aFWbw)

711 Morning all.
A 3 day drop in WooHoo deaths here in Illinois instead of the usual 2 day drop over the weekend. Maybe it's going down?

Or is there a trunk load of death certificates waiting to be added in?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

712 Or is there a trunk load of death certificates waiting to be added in?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

#twoweeks

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:28 AM (aFWbw)

713
I'm very sure he didn't rescind
any language limits.

---------
I wish I'd saved it, it was epic, not a side bar, I almost never read those. And it was pretty clear. at least to me, that he was unleashing the horde, consequences be damned.
He might have immediately changed his mind and I missed it.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 06:29 AM (nX54l)

714 #twoweeks
Posted by: jsg

That's what I'm afraid of. People will see some light at the end of the tunnel, there will be a one day spike and Governor Spanky will see his immense shadow and say, "6 more weeks of shutdown!"

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

715
And a ps, it was about violent content.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 19, 2020 06:31 AM (nX54l)

716
Or is there a trunk load of death certificates waiting to be added in?

Posted by: Bruce


All those dead people who vote? They can die again, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2020 06:37 AM (mht8P)

717 #twoweeks

-

Just like two months ago.

Now we have to find the cure and you need a vaccine injection for The Common Good because We're All In This Together. You can't return to work or school until then, citizen.

It's amazing what the left has accomplished. You have to admire them. The best economy, lowest unemployment, and booming retirement accounts in decades, and they can still pull off punishment at-will for our rejection of their plans for 2016. Boom. A reset button pushed to destroy everything the middle class has gained in the last four years of their betrayal.

That's badass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 06:37 AM (ADuZP)

718 Its going to be warm in NYC over Memorial Day. Beach time for many.Probably not many parades this coming weekend, except in the small towns and villages.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2020 06:40 AM (PWsjb)

719 How come the House has to notify the Supreme Court the are going to impeach Trump, I didn't know they had to inform the court.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2020 06:43 AM (PWsjb)

720 That's badass.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 06:37 AM (ADuZP)

That's todays Democrat Party. Destruction is all they know. And don't give a shit who gets hurt.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:46 AM (aFWbw)

721 @679 Gushy,

Ace didn't rescind any rules on language concerning acts of violence towards specific people.

CBD gave a one week time out to a commenter.

The Cobs usually give people a warning and delete the offensive comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2020 06:46 AM (aA3+G)

722
Aw fuck this is a local story:

"Whitehead, 55, was found on the front steps of the The Daybreak Day Resource Center, on the 100 block of Walnut Street at approximately 4:00 a.m. When authorities arrived, he was still in the act of intercourse with an unidentified woman. After police told Whitehead to get dressed, they discovered that the woman was dead."

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:47 AM (Tnijr)

723 The Daybreak Center is Chuck Levell's pet. It's a gathering place for scum.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:48 AM (Tnijr)

724 In the Winter that have a "Sleep outside with the bums" event to raise money for it.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr)

725 After police told Whitehead to get dressed, they discovered that the woman was dead.
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:47 AM (Tnijr)

Of Covid-19

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:49 AM (aFWbw)

726 Climb every mountain........except Big Dong Mt.(Rt.) and Needle Dick (centre). and of Course Brokeback MOUNTING (sic).

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 06:50 AM (5IHGB)

727 723 The Daybreak Center is Chuck Levell's pet. It's a gathering place for scum.
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:48 AM (Tnijr)
-----------------
I thought trees were his thing?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at May 19, 2020 06:50 AM (Ylvpt)

728 Just driving by that place will get you 2 or 3 diseases even with a mask on.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:50 AM (Tnijr)

729 When authorities arrived, he was still in the act of intercourse with an unidentified woman. After police told Whitehead to get dressed, they discovered that the woman was dead."
Posted by: freaked

Auditioning for Biden's VP?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)

730 Levell does have a tree farm the next county over. I can't stand that fucker.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:52 AM (Tnijr)

731 After police told Whitehead to get dressed, they discovered that the woman was dead."
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:47 AM (Tnijr)

Dead women need love too!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

732 Auditioning for Biden's VP?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)

Good one!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at May 19, 2020 06:53 AM (aFWbw)

733 Macon is a shithole Chicago wannabe infected by racist Democrats.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:54 AM (Tnijr)

734 What kind of STRIP KLUB has girls wearing G strings,Lingerie and bikinis (mask could be kinky !) .
Answer Victoria Secret show..GO NUDE OR GO HOME FFS ***.

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 06:55 AM (5IHGB)

735 the rules are there are no rules
or something like that

Posted by: Case at May 19, 2020 06:55 AM (tWAkG)

736 "Emergency services concluded she had been "dead for some time," according to a statement posted to Facebook by the Bibb County Sheriff's Office, but do not presently suspect foul play."

What I want to know is if they were wearing masks.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:56 AM (Tnijr)

737 but do not presently suspect foul play."

No siree, just walking down the street and saw a dead lady and decided to intercourse her some.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

738 The Cobs usually give people a warning and delete the offensive comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2020 06:46 AM (aA3+G)

Especially French Toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2020 07:00 AM (dLLD6)

739 How about the Wyoming Strip Club...starts out with the GALS (CowGirls & Oil Riggers?) wearing ever diminishing masks on their cootches,then end up with a wee US Stamp...Patriotic Pussy...stand to attention you DICKS.

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:00 AM (5IHGB)

740 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:00 AM (3D/fK)

741 How about the Wyoming Strip Club...starts out with the GALS (CowGirls & Oil Riggers?) wearing ever diminishing masks on their cootches,then end up with a wee US Stamp...Patriotic Pussy...stand to attention you DICKS.
Posted by: saf

Do they serve wings?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

742 ...^^ Foul Play & Foul Smell your Honor.

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:02 AM (5IHGB)

743 'Foul Play & Foul Smell' this fall on ABC

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

744 I used to have an office right next to a Bibb County Sheriff's precinct office and can confirm that they conform to the typical fatass dumbass Southern cop stereotype. The stories I could tell...

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:03 AM (Tnijr)

745 ^^ "Do they serve wings?" Bruce asks....

ONLY FOR THE BLIND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:04 AM (5IHGB)

746 How on earth did Mark Cuban get rich. The man seems too stupid to drink water out of a glass, without drowning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:04 AM (3D/fK)

747 That's todays Democrat Party. Destruction is all they know. And don't give a shit who gets hurt.

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 06:46 AM (aFWbw)

-

The 30% or so of true believers no longer disagree with us. They literally view us as their enemies. IIRC Barry even said so to a group of Hispanics he was trying to buy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:04 AM (ADuZP)

748 ONLY FOR THE BLIND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted by: saf

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

749 Gross. Who would want to bang a corpse?

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at May 19, 2020 07:05 AM (aFWbw)

750 724 In the Winter that have a "Sleep outside with the bums" event to raise money for it.
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr)

It is called Practicing for the next Socialist Revolution.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

751 Gross. Who would want to bang a corpse?
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere

Why do people climb mountains?

Nothing else to do.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

752 "Gross. Who would want to bang a corpse?"

The grimey guy standing beside the freeway offramp with a sign that says "Horny. God Bless"

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr)

753 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2020 07:00 AM (dLLD6)

Don't you have some weather to go and shape shift?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (aA3+G)

754 In the Winter that have a "Sleep outside with the bums" event to raise money for it.
Posted by: freaked

This years event all participants will be wearing a "I ain't dead, I'm sleeping" sign

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

755 'morning. Off to the white collar works and cubicle farm.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (VcFUs)

756 Bruce are the Nanaimo Bars OPEN?

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (5IHGB)

757 'morning. Off to the white collar works and cubicle farm.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Do some crop dusting for the cause!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM)

758 Bruce are the Nanaimo Bars OPEN?
Posted by: saf

If you open them, you ruin the looks

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

759 Man, she was cold. Just laid there, didn't move at all. On the other hand, she didn't say no. Never let an opportunity go to waste, I always say.

Posted by: Guy with problems at May 19, 2020 07:09 AM (COzlW)

760 21956 1,219 3.44%
12176 1,251 3.42%
Texas Update

Test/Day New Positives Growth%

24684 1,009 2.67%
11719 1,000 2.57%
12475 1,179 2.96%
49259 1,355 3.30%
35853 1,448 3.41%
22708 1,347 3.07%
32479 1,801 3.98%
14805 785 1.67%
29737 909 1.90%

23 days to double

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

761 Might have my nieces out for a properly distanced pizza party on our deck this Saturday.
My sister is so afraid of the WooHoo and even though she lives in Wisconsin, doesn't want them to visit, or some such. I can't keep up with her logic, but then again she thinks Rachel Maddow is the best.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

762 759 Man, she was cold. Just laid there, didn't move at all. On the other hand, she didn't say no.
--------------
Reminds me of the ex wife...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at May 19, 2020 07:11 AM (Ylvpt)

763 Right across from the Daybreak center is an urban campground surrounded by garbage. The local doogooders clean it up from time to time and within a week it's a garbage dump again.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:12 AM (Tnijr)

764 Right across from the Daybreak center is an urban campground surrounded by garbage. The local doogooders clean it up from time to time and within a week it's a garbage dump again.
Posted by: freaked

Like the local HS. Signs all over the place about how it's earth day and recycle and crap like that.
Then you drive into the parking lot after school lets out and see the garbage they throw our of their cars

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

765 but then again she thinks Rachel Maddow is the best.
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

So glad I do not have any immediate family that are proggie bobbleheads.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (aFWbw)

766 755 'morning. Off to the white collar works and cubicle farm.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 19, 2020 07:07 AM (VcFUs)

have fun eat half of the chocolate donut and then put it back. take the last cup o coffee and leave pot on the burner

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

767 Wow, Albert Hammond wrote a lot of great pop songs from the 80's. I had no idea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (NVYyb)

768 have fun eat half of the chocolate donut and then put it back. take the last cup o coffee and leave pot on the burner
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oh jeez, I remember those days.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

769 I was at a place yesterday getting a beer. It was open in the back. Sat at bar with about 20 others. No rules.

10 cops in front (diner in front and bar in back) having birthday party ignored us.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

770 768 have fun eat half of the chocolate donut and then put it back. take the last cup o coffee and leave pot on the burner
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oh jeez, I remember those days.
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)


Hahaha. I'm so glad I'm not working anymore.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:16 AM (wGeit)

771 You'd think the media would encourage Trump to take hydroxychloroquine since it's so darn dangerous, deadly, and devastating. If it's going to take him out, their greatest wish, why criticize him? They know it works and Trump is getting the word out. Nuff said.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 19, 2020 07:16 AM (COzlW)

772 767 Wow, Albert Hammond wrote a lot of great pop songs from the 80's. I had no idea.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (NVYyb)

I had 80s on 8 on my sirius but it got to where it suck. Now I have new wave replacing it.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

773 Still no discovery of stacks of deceased homeless under the urban overpasses?

Just seems....odd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (3D/fK)

774 #763 same phenomenon happens in Susanville.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (7E4CF)

775 I'm starting to like Korean baseball.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)

776 Hahaha. I'm so glad I'm not working anymore.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Ace's liver isn't working ?

Won't he turn yaller ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (arJlL)

777 have fun eat half of the chocolate donut and then put it back. take the last cup o coffee and leave pot on the burner
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

That eating 1/2 a doughnut thing pisses me off. I saw someone do that once and threw the rest of the doughnut at them. Nobody wants the other 1/2 of the damn donut you just touched, asshole.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at May 19, 2020 07:18 AM (aFWbw)

778 We have now test 1 out of 40 people in Texas to find WhuFlu in about 1 out of 1000 people. What a waste of time and money!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

779 Maria B just asked Sen Marsha Blackburn when we can expect the Durham report. I thought Durham wasn't writing a report but either indicting or not.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 19, 2020 07:19 AM (VNfwt)

780 'Still no discovery of stacks of deceased homeless under the urban overpasses? '

Down here they call that an "Urban Orgy".

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:19 AM (Tnijr)

781 Lifeguards will also be prohibited from being on duty.

********

"Small price to pay if it saves one life!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2020 07:20 AM (Fc5rx)

782 I'm starting to like Korean baseball.
===========
hilarious that some team had to apologize for filling their stadium with blow-up sex dolls. seemed like a good way to mimic a crowd of fans in the seats, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:20 AM (NVYyb)

783 I hear rumors that the New Jersey gym was actually issued a citation later yesterday.


But I can't find any actual information to back it up.


Someone please place me some knowledge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:20 AM (3D/fK)

784 What the hell won't post ?

Posted by: jsg at May 19, 2020 07:21 AM (aFWbw)

785 775 I'm starting to like Korean baseball.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)

kimchi farts vs beer farts

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

786 ^^ "By eighth grade they had College level vocabularies" .....

Like ..Umm ..whatever...like I said...totally...err....weed?....condoms !....X-BOX............

...............really great idea,,Readers Digest redux.

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (5IHGB)

787 When authorities arrived, he was still in the act of intercourse with an unidentified woman. After police told Whitehead to get dressed, they discovered that the woman was dead."
Posted by: freaked



Was her name Ethyl?

https://youtu.be/JwFE9tkq4KM

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (AQigM)

788 That eating 1/2 a doughnut thing pisses me off. I saw someone do that once and threw the rest of the doughnut at them. Nobody wants the other 1/2 of the damn donut you just touched, asshole.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at May 19, 2020 07:18 AM (aFWbw)

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

789 The slogan, "The Future is Female," makes me want to wretch. Amplify it by 100x if it's coming from some wimpy guy. Good grief, have some self respect, dude.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (O+I8R)

790 "When local police arrived on the scene, Smith was told he was in violation of the state order, but an officer then told the assembly to "have a nice day," allowing the gym to open as planned. Officers later returned to the scene and served Smith and Trumbetti with a disorderly conduct summons."

https://tinyurl.com/yagtqsh2

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:23 AM (ADuZP)

791 I was thinking Chuck Levell, the MMA guy, but when I look him up, he is in my wife's hometown. And he is an Allman Bros guy? Never heard of him.

Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:24 AM (PYnuI)

792 782 Huck, I'm waiting for a bench clearing brawl. I bet it isn't this push and shove girly stuff like in American baseball (if it happens, Koreans seem pretty disciplined).

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:24 AM (C1Lsn)

793 771 You'd think the media would encourage Trump to take hydroxychloroquine since it's so darn dangerous, deadly, and devastating. If it's going to take him out, their greatest wish, why criticize him? They know it works and Trump is getting the word out. Nuff said.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 19, 2020 07:16 AM (COzlW)

Piglosi said he was obese and gonna die

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

794 'Was her name Ethyl?'

I don't even have to click that link.

Welcome to my nightmare.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:24 AM (Tnijr)

795 789 The slogan, "The Future is Female," makes me want to wretch. Amplify it by 100x if it's coming from some wimpy guy. Good grief, have some self respect, dude.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 19, 2020 07:22 AM (O+I8R)

there are two type of guys those that lie to get a piece of ass and those that just ask for it

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

796 So what's the theme up for Terror Tuesday? MSM needs something big, the lemming are starting to notice there are not bodies stacked like cordwood et and and it's nice outside, dammit!

Remember, for propaganda, the bigger the lie, the better.



Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (MxEKc)

797 Levell is a keyboard player. Yes ABB but also the Stones and a lot of other bands.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (Tnijr)

798 773 Still no discovery of stacks of deceased homeless under the urban overpasses?

Just seems....odd.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Through out this whole ChiCom Virus stuff, I haven't heard much about it's affects on the homeless population. I figure the msm/dems (birm) would be all over it with sad stories and #ORANGEMANBAD. Yet, next to nothing. You're right, odd.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (AQigM)

799 Nascar xfinity live from Darlington tonight

Darlington oh Darlington
I can hear your asphalt calling
Into the walls we will be balling

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

800 775 I'm starting to like Korean baseball.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)


The opening pitches are the best part. #3 is my favorite.
https://tinyurl.com/ydf7kubx

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:28 AM (wGeit)

801 Still no discovery of stacks of deceased homeless under the urban overpasses?

Well, yeah, but that's mostly the smack.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:29 AM (wGeit)

802 Heard the Dead Intercourse laddie got off "They were High School Sweethearts !"


If this had happened in N.E England the newspaper headlines would be " Interscousers at it,one Stiff"

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2020 07:29 AM (5IHGB)

803 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:20 AM (3D/fK)


The owner was on Tucker Carlson last night and said the cops came back and did issue a citation, but the man did not seem to be too concerned and said his lawyer was going to contest it. Apparently, some unidentified "higher ups" made to coppers return and write the gym a ticket.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:29 AM (NVYyb)

804 Remember, for propaganda, the bigger the lie, the better.



Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (MxEKc)

I have fired exactly 2 rounds during this zombie apocalypse and that back in March at some brownies selling GS cookies.

It was just a warning shot no harm done

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

805 A real downer to hear about Eddie Haskel. I grew up with that guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (M7udi)

806 So why is Trump hording all the hydroxychloroquine for himself?


Mr. President, what do you say to Americans that cannot get hydroxychloroquine becasue you took their dose?

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (MxEKc)

807 Thanks, Robbie.


So their Attorney wasn't too upset about the citation.


Let's see what happens.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

808 Through out this whole ChiCom Virus stuff, I haven't heard much about it's affects on the homeless population. I figure the msm/dems (birm) would be all over it with sad stories and #ORANGEMANBAD. Yet, next to nothing. You're right, odd.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM (AQigM)

Because it is a virus that only really effect person of color. Whites cant get it!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

809 807 Thanks, Robbie.


So their Attorney wasn't too upset about the citation.


Let's see what happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)


How many attorneys are upset by more billable hours?

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:31 AM (wGeit)

810 775 I'm starting to like Korean baseball.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)

I saw a baseball game in Seoul once. The cultural differences are fascinating. Whereas in the United States there isn't much crowd noise unless, say, an HR happens, a Korean baseball game sounds like an NFL game on a typical Sunday.

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2020 07:32 AM (ejsiI)

811 "Still no discovery of stacks of deceased homeless under the urban overpasses?



Just seems....odd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

They are putting the in the schools. Which why the schools must remain closed. To keep the truth from the people.



Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:32 AM (MxEKc)

812 That commercial with the Rasta man jerking off a giraffe for Skittles is kind of disgusting. But at least it doesn't end with we're all in this together.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (C1Lsn)

813 Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM

I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?

Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (PYnuI)

814 good morning horde ...


another day 12 degrees below normal, and not a single sunny day in the 10-day forecast ... all cloudy or scattered thunderstorms ... going into solar minimum. Then the next mini-ice age ... I guess ... gloom and doom ... but the stock market has perked up for now. And a few indictments would add some sunshine to our day.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2020 07:34 AM (Cus5s)

815 I heard last night that the ChiComs are locking down Jilen. Only a 110M in Jilen, should be a snap.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2020 07:35 AM (M7udi)

816 Jamie Dimon is being being quoted saying the CCP Attack Virus economic fallout is a "call for a more inclusive economy". I would have thought a guy as smart as Dimon would have understood PDJT's election was an even stronger signal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:35 AM (NVYyb)

817 The opening pitches are the best part. #3 is my favorite.
https://tinyurl.com/ydf7kubx
Posted by: Ace's liver


Cool. I'd actually watch baseball on a regular basis if this was happening

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

818 "That commercial with the Rasta man jerking off a giraffe for Skittles ....."

So I'm not the only one who said 'WTF?' the first time I saw it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:35 AM (3D/fK)

819 good morning horde

Posted by: wing at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (JFzNN)

820 I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?"


He daid.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

821 The slogan, "The Future is Female," makes me want to wretch. Amplify it by 100x if it's coming from some wimpy guy. Good grief, have some self respect, dude.

It's usually not a matter of self respect. Guys wearing those shirts are almost always some kind of sexual predator. For a while there was a parade of minor media figures who were loud about "women's rights" being arrested for rape/molestation.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (6XLoz)

822 > The true national motto of the USA is Fuck You

> Posted by: GnuBreed

I see that an Illinois county sheriff has said FU to Governor PutzKisser. DuPage County, I believe.

I expect to see more of this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (mNq/0)

823 810 Slayer, I just noticed the stands are empty but they're playing crowd noise over the speakers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (C1Lsn)

824
Let's see what happens.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

-

It would be interesting to see what happens to the officers who didn't roll up with their guns drawn, although I doubt there's any way we'll ever know unless they quit or are fired. Internal discipline, kept from promotions, reduced OT hours, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (ADuZP)

825 I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?

Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (PYnuI)

============
The Allman's had two of everything, two drummers, two lead guitars, and two keyboards.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:36 AM (NVYyb)

826 We can open up the VFW on Friday. However, there are a tremendous amount of restrictions on us.


The bar has to be roped off and we can only serve customers seated at tables. 25% of occupancy maximum and no parties larger than 6 people.


Everything has to be sanitized the minute anyone leaves the table and tables and chairs must be arranged to maintain 6 foot social distancing which may prove impossible for us.

Additionally TABC (the liquor police) will be spot checking bars to ensure they comply with the new rules. Failure to abide by them will result in an immediate suspension of your liquor license for 30 days for the first occurrence and 60 days suspension for 2nd and subsequent violations.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

827 820 I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?"


He daid.
----------------------
Yep. I was surprised at how good looking and healthy he was just before daiding.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (M7udi)

828 749 Gross. Who would want to bang a corpse?
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at May 19, 2020 07:05 AM (aFWbw)

A necrophiliac, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8mAcEHWzI

I FEEL THE URGE THE GROWING NEED
TO FUCK THIS SINFUL CORPSE
MY TASK'S COMPLETE THE BITCH'S SOUL
LIES RAPED IN DEMONIC LUST

Posted by: Slayer at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (ejsiI)

829 I like the "songstress" with the ukelele. Very cute.

On another forum I'm on, one for my brand of car, the moderator has established a COVID forum. Yesterday I posted about my ignoring of a "Must Wear Masks" notice at my grocery. Suddenly half the posters are haranguing me about how I'm endangering everybody. I pointed out:

"We had a serious influenza in 1968-69, in fact I think I got it when I was in high school. Did we shut down everything in terror? No, we held Woodstock . . . and there were no mass deaths. This COVID-19 is NOT the Black Death, people.

"If I were sneezing or coughing, displaying symptoms, of course I'd take necessary precautions and stay home even more. But I'm not, and I have yet to see anybody in the grocery, or anywhere else I've gone, who is displaying symptoms."

I'm just waiting to see what they have to say about that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (rpbg1)

830 I see that an Illinois county sheriff has said FU to Governor PutzKisser. DuPage County, I believe.

I expect to see more of this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Excellent.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)

831 Guys wearing those shirts are almost always some kind of sexual predator.

-

That's usually my first read, too. I bet every one of them has some *really* interesting browser histories.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:37 AM (ADuZP)

832 From his website:

Leavell played for " Eric Clapton, The Rolling Stones, John Mayer, The Black Crowes, George Harrison, The Allman Brothers Band, The Indigo Girls, Blues Traveler, Train, Montgomery-Gentry, Lee Ann Womack and many, many more."

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:38 AM (Tnijr)

833 This is a war and we've lost over 90000.

Remember how exercised the left was about the Al Salami whacking?

That was part of a war where al salami killed hundreds of our troops but the left was defending him.

I suspect that the left is with the virus too.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2020 07:38 AM (7E4CF)

834 > I hear rumors that the New Jersey gym was actually issued a citation later yesterday.

Yeah, I also read that. The Powers That Be eventually found a cop that was willing to go back out there and give them a ticket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2020 07:38 AM (mNq/0)

835 Lifeguards will also be prohibited from being on duty.

*******

HEADLINE: Gov Cuomo's office has ordered drowning people to be returned to the ocean.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2020 07:38 AM (Fc5rx)

836 Here's a pretty funny parody of a Jen Rubin column:

https://freebeacon.com/satire/jennifer-rubin-column-bot/

They claim it was computer-generated, but it pretty clearly isn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2020 07:39 AM (6XLoz)

837 Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM

I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?
Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (PYnuI)


He was, but Leavell would play the piano while Gregg was on the B3 or would switch to guitar. I think he joined the band shortly after Dwayne and Oakley died.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2020 07:39 AM (y7DUB)

838 The Future Is Female (?) Those guys are just trying to get laid. Some need all the help they can get.

Posted by: John Juan at May 19, 2020 07:39 AM (SwRix)

839 812 That commercial with the Rasta man jerking off a giraffe for Skittles is kind of disgusting. But at least it doesn't end with we're all in this together.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (C1Lsn)

25 bucks same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

840 "HEADLINE: Gov Cuomo's office has ordered drowning people to be returned to the ocean."

Shut it down.


We're done here.


Muldoon, please come up and collect your golden Ewok statuette..


And maybe a few words....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (3D/fK)

841 Rise and shine

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (ejsiI)

842 Yeah, I also read that. The Powers That Be eventually found a cop that was willing to go back out there and give them a ticket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The owners should give him a free one year membership

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM)

843 Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:38 AM (Tnijr)

And a really good MMA fighter. All those times in Macon and I've never heard of the guy.

Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (PYnuI)

844 The opening pitches are the best part. #3 is my favorite.
https://tinyurl.com/ydf7kubx
Posted by: Ace's liver

My favorite was #8. They did some impressive acrobatics.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (FgJKq)

845 On another forum I'm on, one for my brand of car, the moderator has established a COVID forum. Yesterday I posted about my ignoring of a "Must Wear Masks" notice at my grocery. Suddenly half the posters are haranguing me about how I'm endangering everybody. I pointed out:

--

Here you go. Have fun.

https://tinyurl.com/y9osraka

https://tinyurl.com/ybylssgn

https://tinyurl.com/y7v5r52g


Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:41 AM (ADuZP)

846 "HEADLINE: Gov Cuomo's office has ordered drowning people to be returned to the ocean."


Um, I'd like a moment or two with the deceased please.

...Necrophiliac Ned from Macon...

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)

847
"The Future Is Female (?) Those guys are just trying to get laid. Some need all the help they can get.

Posted by: John Juan "


For that group, the Future is Celibacy. Or Gay

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:42 AM (MxEKc)

848 I need some all beef hotdogs. Think I will go scare the Karens at the grocery store and not wear a mask. Boo!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2020 07:43 AM (M7udi)

849 The bar has to be roped off and we can only serve customers seated at tables. 25% of occupancy maximum and no parties larger than 6 people.

--

Nice, completely arbitrary figure...25%. That won't even hardly cover the light bill for any establishment. Thank you, King George, for allowing me to still not survive economically.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 19, 2020 07:44 AM (O+I8R)

850 837 Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2020 07:27 AM

I thought Gregg Allman was the keyboard player?
Posted by: clutch at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (PYnuI)

He was, but Leavell would play the piano while Gregg was on the B3 or would switch to guitar. I think he joined the band shortly after Dwayne and Oakley died.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2020 07:39 AM (y7DUB)

The piano in Layla is Gregg

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

851 I need some all beef hotdogs.
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You can get those at the grocery store?

Posted by: Zombie Shep Smith, iconoclast at May 19, 2020 07:44 AM (NVYyb)

852 Oh, one more:

osha.gov/Publications/osha3079.pdf

Restricting breathing is dangerous as hell without knowing pulmonary function.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:45 AM (ADuZP)

853 and no parties larger than 6 people.

We're not having a party, just sitting here drinking!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:45 AM (vd8XM)

854 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2020 07:45 AM (dfEoR)

855 And since we're here. Page 15 of that OSHA link:

"Respiratory protective devices must be approved by
NIOSH for the contaminant or situation to which the
employee is exposed."

All of those workplaces making their employees wear masks?

Guess what.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:47 AM (ADuZP)

856 Okay. Off to do some stuff

Have a good one all!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:47 AM (vd8XM)

857 And maybe a few words....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



************

WOOT!!! Thank you, everyone, from the bottom of my heart. And a special thank you to my high school typing teacher, Mr. Berwich!! WOOT!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2020 07:48 AM (Fc5rx)

858 Your essentialness has expired. But we'll take good care of you. Ignore the sign on the knacker's van.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:48 AM (H8QX8)

859 856 Okay. Off to do some stuff

Have a good one all!
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2020 07:47 AM (vd8XM)

no donkin the dead gals please

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:48 AM (JFO2v)

860 Robbie, as part of my response I mentioned your detail, that only about 1000 health-care workers world-wide have died from the Hong Kong Fluey.

A lot of the same posters on another thread in that forum were getting their hair all twisted up because someone called it a Chinese virus. I'm tempted to nip into that thread and post about the names General Tso's Sicken, the Peking Pox, Chinese Lung AIDS, and Moo-Goo-Gai-Pandemic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 19, 2020 07:49 AM (rpbg1)

861 Yesterday, JJ had a linky from Mollie saying the enemdia had to cover the Obama crimes too regain its reputation.

I love Mollie, but, I think Mollie still thinks corporate media is trying to get it right instead of simply forging the leftist, OrangeManBad narrative uber alles. Our vaunted press is completely unreliable.

If any other product or service performed as abysmally as our press, no one would ever buy it again.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 19, 2020 07:49 AM (VNfwt)

862 The piano in Layla is Gregg

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

===========
Did not know that. Thought it was Bobby Whitlock.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:49 AM (NVYyb)

863 WOOT!!! Thank you, everyone, from the bottom of my heart. And a special thank you to my high school typing teacher, Mr. Berwich!! WOOT!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2020 07:48 AM (Fc5rx)

Was that when typewriters did NOT have QWERTY?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:50 AM (JFO2v)

864 Bonjour fappeurs!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 07:50 AM (NWiLs)

865 862 The piano in Layla is Gregg

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

===========
Did not know that. Thought it was Bobby Whitlock.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 19, 2020 07:49 AM (NVYyb)

And Duane is the slide guitar

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:50 AM (JFO2v)

866 Masks? In this tropical hellhole? It's getting so you'd need to pull off the mask every few minutes to let your face dry from the steamy humidity. Which it never does until you get into the air-conditioning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 19, 2020 07:50 AM (rpbg1)

867 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2020 07:51 AM (85Gof)

868 Robbie, as part of my response I mentioned your detail, that only about 1000 health-care workers world-wide have died from the Hong Kong Fluey.

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Read the comments at that link if you haven't. Pro-virus folks are finding names of people they know and saying "wait, that guy died in a plane crash" or "She was a doctor when she was working but when she died she was 97 years old and had been retired for twenty years" and the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:51 AM (ADuZP)

869 839 812 That commercial with the Rasta man jerking off a giraffe for Skittles is kind of disgusting. But at least it doesn't end with we're all in this together.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (C1Lsn)

25 bucks same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)


I can't believe everyone remembers that joke.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:51 AM (wGeit)

870 "no donkin the dead gals please"

It's OK.


She she doesn't have a fever.

Not coughing, either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)

871 Robbie, yep I think medical folks live under different rules.

Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2020 07:52 AM (4hmZU)

872 869 839 812 That commercial with the Rasta man jerking off a giraffe for Skittles is kind of disgusting. But at least it doesn't end with we're all in this together.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 19, 2020 07:33 AM (C1Lsn)

25 bucks same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

I can't believe everyone remembers that joke.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 19, 2020 07:51 AM (wGeit)

I'm old enough to remember when it was only 20 bucks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 07:52 AM (NWiLs)

873 And since we're here. Page 15 of that OSHA link:

"Respiratory protective devices must be approved by
NIOSH for the contaminant or situation to which the
employee is exposed."

All of those workplaces making their employees wear masks?

Guess what.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



A governor's overreaching emergency directive overides OSHA.

Olly olly oxen free.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2020 07:53 AM (dfEoR)

874 hogmartin posted a BEAUTIFUL business card that said "I can't wear a mask and you can't legally ask me why under the ADA. If you do, this is the fine, and this is your employer's fine, and here is the phone number to report it."

(goes to look for link)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:53 AM (ADuZP)

875 "806 So why is Trump hording all the hydroxychloroquine for himself?


Mr. President, what do you say to Americans that cannot get hydroxychloroquine becasue you took their dose?

Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2020 07:30 AM (MxEKc)"



Go to Mexico ...
apparently it's an OTC thing there, or something.
Mrs Eez is talking to a friend of hers in Arizona, who sees a dentist across the border; at the pharmacy she fills her scrip at, they are selling it in bottles of 100. No shortage.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 19, 2020 07:53 AM (cqteU)

876 870 "no donkin the dead gals please"

It's OK.


She she doesn't have a fever.

Not coughing, either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)

Ew. Well, warm her up a little first at least. I hear sous vide is a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 19, 2020 07:53 AM (NWiLs)

877
They claim it was computer-generated, but it pretty clearly isn't.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2020 07:39 AM (6XLoz)

Marry Cloggenstein wrote that.

Posted by: Joe "just the facts" Friday at May 19, 2020 07:54 AM (/LQkF)

878 https://stoatnet.org/maskcard.jpg

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 19, 2020 07:55 AM (cqteU)

879 A governor's overreaching emergency directive overides OSHA.

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I wouldn't be surprised. I'd love to see them square the circle with the part where state OSHA legislation has to be equal to or more strict than federal OSHA laws.

I'm guessing the feds win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020 07:55 AM (ADuZP)

880 870 "no donkin the dead gals please"

It's OK.


She she doesn't have a fever.

Not coughing, either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's A

pprentice at May 19, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)

and they dont make that dolphin eheheheh noise when you wrong hole them

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

881 According to this, drummer Jim Gordon (who ultimately murdered his mother) played the piano on Layla

https://tinyurl.com/ybypnkxg

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2020 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

882 Nooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 19, 2020 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

883 Go to Mexico ...
apparently it's an OTC thing there, or something.
Mrs Eez is talking to a friend of hers in Arizona, who sees a dentist across the border; at the pharmacy she fills her scrip at, they are selling it in bottles of 100. No shortage.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 19, 2020 07:53 AM (cqteU)

I think you can order from Canada too. I was think of putting about 100 in my bug out bag when this settles down

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 19, 2020 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

884 861 Yesterday, JJ had a linky from Mollie saying the enemdia had to cover the Obama crimes too regain its reputation.

I love Mollie, but, I think Mollie still thinks corporate media is trying to get it right instead of simply forging the leftist, OrangeManBad narrative uber alles. Our vaunted press is completely unreliable.

If any other product or service performed as abysmally as our press, no one would ever buy it again.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 19, 2020 07:49 AM (VNfwt)


I think she wrote it saying what they should do if they had any integrity knowing full well that they don't.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 19, 2020 07:57 AM (40d0J)

885 'Morning Frenchie !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 07:57 AM (arJlL)

886 'Morning Captain !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2020 07:58 AM (arJlL)

887 36 States had leass than 9 to zero deaths yesterday. The Cuomo/Murphy/Pritzker death camps still lead the death parade. When I see Maryland and Louisianan numbers I gonna guess these are black inner city deaths mostly. Evidently, urban living is deadly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2020 07:58 AM (M7udi)

888 I'd love to see them square the circle with the part where state OSHA legislation has to be equal to or more strict than federal OSHA laws.

I'm guessing the feds win.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


It's the same with the Karens and Hectors that'll be non medical contact tracers.

Square that with HIPAA.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2020 07:58 AM (dfEoR)

889 Robbie, as part of my response I mentioned your detail, that only about 1000 health-care workers world-wide have died from the Hong Kong Fluey.

--

Read the comments at that link if you haven't. Pro-virus folks are finding names of people they know and saying "wait, that guy died in a plane crash" or "She was a doctor when she was working but when she died she was 97 years old and had been retired for twenty years" and the like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 19, 2020


*
*

Right. An enormous number of these "casualties" have been from other causes, and the so-called authorities have been listing them as COVID deaths. And most of these people were way over 60 -- closer to 70 or 80.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 19, 2020 07:58 AM (rpbg1)

890 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 19, 2020 07:58 AM (cqteU)

891
"You don't have a right to take away my constitutional rights because you're afraid to die. You don't have that right. You have the right to stay home ... you have the right to protect yourself, to take any safety (steps) you need." Wisconsin bar owner, Ken Sikora


A better idea:

Your forebearers' home countries want you to come back -- go there."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2020 08:00 AM (oTIO6)

892 Blacks and Latinos aren't exactly fans of the cops here as it is, and the optics of them going in and physically pulling people out of the water will be disastrous.

J..J., I think you meant for that last word to be 'hilarious'.

Posted by: Shit Will Shakespeare Would Have Said, Had He Known About The ONT at May 19, 2020 08:29 AM (Y8PSl)

893 OOPS! Wrong thread and old sock.

Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2020 08:32 AM (Y8PSl)

894 Did you know that Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) was also a cop, and was involved in a shootout where he was shot in the vest four times, and the fifth round deflected off his belt buckle? True story.
https://twitter.com/BravoKiloActual/status/1262463652906459136?s=20

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at May 19, 2020 06:39 PM (m51Uh)

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