Bellmawr, NJ Gym Openly Defies Fascist Governor Phil Murphy's Illegal Lockdown; Police Show Up, But Just Issue Warnings

The police seem to know that they're being used as illegal thugs by power-hungry creeps.

A gym in southern New Jersey has reopened for business in defiance of a state order that shut down nonessential businesses to help stem the spread of the coronavirus.

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Around 10:30 a.m. Bellmawr police officers approached the door through the crowd to speak with the gym's owners. The officers informed them that they were "formally" in violation of the shutdown order.

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"Formally, you are all in violation of the executive order. On that note, have a good day. Everybody be safe," the officer said before walking away as the crowd erupted in cheers.

An attorney representing the gym tells FOX 29's Alex George that they later received a summons for disorderly conduct from Camden County police. New Jersey State Police say the patrons inside the gym were issued warnings.

The owners have said the decision to resume operations at the members-only facility was not about financial gain, but rather a question of Constitutional rights. They also say they plan on opening up again on Tuesday.

They owner of the gym had previously appeared on Tucker Carlson, vowing that he would defy an unconstitutional edict.

"We think so far, this has been just a gross violation of constitutional rights," Smith added. "The 14th Amendment states that no state shall pass any law that infringes upon our rights as citizens, and we’ve been forced into our homes. Enough is enough.

"We got to the point where I’ve watched many businesses around me collapse, I’ve watched people lose their jobs and there’s no progress moving forward."

Below, a video of a crowd gathered to support the gym's reopening, and the cops retreating after issuing a pro-forma "formal" announcement that the crowd is in defiance of Phil Murphy's decrees.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 USA USA USA

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:41 PM (KnJdm)

2 GAINZZZZZ!

Posted by: Flyguy at May 18, 2020 03:42 PM (v30M8)

3 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Phil "Woodchuck" Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:42 PM (NVYyb)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 18, 2020 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

5 Saw this on Instagram - AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2020 03:43 PM (adK3D)

6 He was interviewed by Tucker last week - he laid out a solid case and it was clear he would not back down.

Well Done!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

7 I truly hope that, when the burning times come, we can trust to have our side - not the side of the politicians.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 18, 2020 03:43 PM (xptlg)

8 The last thread was fun!

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (Cssks)

9 I'm assuming the cops didn't really have a choice about issuing the summons without starting an unholy war with the Governor's office.

Maybe I'm reading into it, but my take is that the cops are sick of this shit too. I would assume there are number of cop families who have family members who are hair dressers and who own restaurants and, hell, who are personal trainers and so they are seeing first hand just how bad this is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (GbPPJ)

10 This needs to go on everyday. Some caller suggested if every place opened they can't do much about it

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (ZCEU2)

11 I just called my gym and the owner answered and told me he is opening tomorrow for social distancing exercise, whatever the hell that is. Could NJ be coming to it's senses?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (NVYyb)

12 WTF kinda name is Bellmawr?

Must be some east coast thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (axyOa)

13 There are three different county sheriffs in MI that have said they're not going to enforce the lockdown orders from Herr Governor Whitler.

Posted by: shibumi, living in CV1984 at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (ZCiJZ)

14 The nation needs more business owners like this NJ gym guy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (ifmtJ)

15 One of the truly surreal scenarios of this scam is seeing cops patrolling for people who aren't social distancing to the satisfaction of the state fascists, while sitting a foot from one another in police vehicles not wearing any PPE of any kind then getting out and harassing and in some cases beating people down.


As has been said, the police are agents of the state and not the people.


Perhaps some Police officers are becoming uncomfortable with being the states jackboots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (T+XCu)

16 Holy jumpin'!

1000 points!

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (Cssks)

17 Bryan Mawr >Bellmawr.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (pfX2s)

18 My clients have a fundamental property interest in conducting business activities that are protected by the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment


That is pretty damned clever!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (axyOa)

19 Bryn. Fucking auto correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (pfX2s)

20 Michigan Gov semi-opened Upper Peninsula and upper lower peninsula Traverse City buT no lodging and onerous restrictions , masks etc

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (PHxng)

21 There already was a gym opening up today in Central N.J. Don't know what happened. It was supposed to open up at 3:00.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (+eVzC)

22

Hot chicks in workout clothing! Titties! Damp crotches!

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (d6DSt)

23 Bellmawr Police Lieutenant

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Wanna bet his Captain got a call from the Governor exactly 3.2 seconds later.


Be a shame if the Lieutenant decides to spend more time with the family.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (nw6Hr)

24
And there were protests in NYC as well over the weekend. Not massive, but still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (s2VJv)

25 All this nanny state government shit is going to turn more people away from Democrat party. It's a good thing, to the extent the vote for GOP and that voting GOP is a good thing. Maybe a better thing. I'll take anything. You with me?

Posted by: @dustcommander at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (WKV0e)

26 "Army of David's"

-Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

27 22

Hot chicks in workout clothing! Titties! Damp crotches!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (d6DSt)


I saw Damp Crotches open for Wet Willie at the Lonestar Cafe in '78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

28 17
Bryn Mawr >Bellmawr.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (pfX2s)

Bron-Yr-Aur >Bryn Mawr >Bellmawr.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

29 WTF kinda name is Bellmawr?

Must be some east coast thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (axyOa)

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I bet its pronounced "Booster"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (nw6Hr)

30 27 22

Hot chicks in workout clothing! Titties! Damp crotches!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (d6DSt)


I saw Damp Crotches open for Wet Willie at the Lonestar Cafe in '78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

Yeah, that sounds like the 70's all right

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (ifmtJ)

31 Can anyone point to me where in the constitution it says "unless an unelected bureaucrat in a lab coat gets a governor to sign off on it."

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (40d0J)

32 Amendments? Above my pay grade!

Kneel before Zod!

Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (qAR6u)

33 You know, without that archaic electoral college, these gym owners wouldn't be allowed to crush the governor of New Jersey....

or something...

Am i doing this right? I'm not quite sure yet....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

34 Lots of gym rats are as much addicts as any alcoholic or heroin junky.

So if you're going to keep liquor stores open, you have to keep gyms open. Same concept... except voter demographics, perhaps.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)

35 meanwhile, in the People's Republik of Seattle,

we still can't get a haircut.

and NOW we have to wear a mask in public areas.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (d7Ww2)

36 He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance

Posted by: x at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (nFwvY)

37 Can anyone point to me where in the constitution it says "unless an unelected bureaucrat in a lab coat gets a governor to sign off on it."
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (40d0J)
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It's a subsection under the "Good and Plenty" clause.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)

38 31
Can anyone point to me where in the constitution it says "unless an
unelected bureaucrat in a lab coat gets a governor to sign off on it."

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (40d0J)

It's right after the Good -n- Plenty Clause.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (KnJdm)

39 30
Yeah, that sounds like the 70's all right
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (ifmtJ)


And the much ballyhooed band that never really made it, Fumble.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

40
In semi related news. My gym opened up last week. Im still sore as hell.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (nw6Hr)

41 See? It must be true.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (KnJdm)

42 Im glad youse axed that question, Scooter. And how about our town motto, ' Progress Never Stops'. True story.

Posted by: Jersey Joe Walcott at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (6hLK2)

43 More, please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (sbyCq)

44 The police seem to ENJOY being used as illegal thugs by power-hungry creeps.
FIFY

Posted by: RONA SQUAD!! banned hiding out at May 18, 2020 03:50 PM (FV/Nl)

45 Anybody in work out clothes ?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 03:50 PM (V8uX9)

46
Good -n- Plenty Clause.

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Horde Mind.


Resistance is futile.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:50 PM (nw6Hr)

47 They got real close in trampling The Constitution for good but at least the democrat governors killed 25,000 grandparents... so they got that going for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

48 From the last thread:

The other beautiful George is Linda Day George, and she's still kickin'.
Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 18, 2020


*
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Go look her up on DDG Images. Now imagine if she as a young actress had been cast as Janice Rand in ST:TOS. That would have been A CAPTAIN'S YEOMAN for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)

49 Here's the Tucker interview with the gym owner - it's after the interview with the Maine brewery owner at ~2:39:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOHWJTu318

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

50 [67] DAYS WITHOUT A WORKOUT
[61] DAYS WITHOUT A HAIRCUT
[0.8] DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (sbyCq)

51 The video of the cops doing the right thing and the people cheering led to a very dusty office here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (sjdRT)

52 Looks like the cops should have stayed behind and made use of the facilities. Meal Team 3 perhaps.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (T6t7i)

53 When I used to work out at gyms, there would always be a cop or two working out on his day off.

They're not all like Ector County TX's "Meal Team Six"

Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (qAR6u)

54 Guvnor Despot must use extreme force to assert his authority. It is the only way to maintain order.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)

55 Outstanding
I wish some business owners here in Massachusetts had balls like this

Posted by: Madeline at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (J1xuv)

56 Second City Cop was quite angry about Lori Lightfoot blockading of parking lots, and posting entire blocks as tow-away zones just to keep parishioners out of churches.

The problem is his fellow cops are willing to go along with the fascists.

Posted by: rd at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (+0uDE)

57 All this nanny state government shit is going to turn more people away from Democrat party. It's a good thing, to the extent the vote for GOP and that voting GOP is a good thing. Maybe a better thing. I'll take anything. You with me?
Posted by: @dustcommander at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (WKV0e)

They've showed their true totalitarian nature to the whole nation, and everyone not completely blinded by fear cannot maintain any illusion as to what they are.

Their every act of pretended law during this crisis has marked them as tyrants.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (J+mig)

58

I could tell in a few stories on this the MFM was rather upset that there weren't arrests.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (hU5R7)

59 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

60 an anyone point to me where in the constitution it
says "unless an unelected bureaucrat in a lab coat gets a governor to
sign off on it."

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (40d0J)

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It's a subsection under the "Good and Plenty" clause.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
==-=
And before the "Trump is a Poopy Head" clause.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (pw+jk)

61 Can anyone point to me where in the constitution it says "unless an unelected bureaucrat in a lab coat gets a governor to sign off on it."
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (40d0J)
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It's a subsection under the "Good and Plenty" clause.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)

It's right after the Good -n- Plenty Clause.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:49 PM (KnJdm)


Damn, now I want some candy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (hku12)

62 Open this shit back up whether they "allow" it or not.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

63 >>Lots of gym rats are as much addicts as any alcoholic or heroin junky.

So if you're going to keep liquor stores open, you have to keep gyms open. Same concept... except voter demographics, perhaps.
- - -

They're not allowing the *healthy* ways to cope, such as exercising and religion.

They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

64 Bryn Mawr >Bellmawr > Brawdo>Dogshit>Bill Mahr

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (88+cf)

65 DEFIANCE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

66

Eddie Haskell died. RIP Ken Osmond.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (hU5R7)

67 End the admonition with, "...and don't neglect to vote this November."

Posted by: 80's music fab at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (glGDV)

68 Hot chicks in workout clothing! Titties! Damp crotches!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2020 03:46 PM (d6DSt)
........

Too bad those sports bras flatten the curves.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

69 Damn, now I want some candy.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (hku12)

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*shoves a Twizzler thru the USB port

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (nw6Hr)

70 They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .

Posted by: Lizzy


And CNN.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2020 03:54 PM (T6t7i)

71 Go look her up on DDG Images. Now imagine if she as a young actress had been cast as Janice Rand in ST:TOS. That would have been A CAPTAIN'S YEOMAN for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)

It would have taken a tractor beam to pull the Evil Kirk off of her

I remember Linda Day George from Mission Impossible

Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:54 PM (qAR6u)

72 WTF is "Reopening SEEFLEE"

Not hitting anyone with the door?

Mo

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (uG03k)

73 Texas restaurants go to 50% on Friday , still sucks.
Bars open to 25% Friday. Still don't like it. Makes no sense, sure ain't science.

Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (WX+x0)

74 They're not allowing the *healthy* ways to cope, such as exercising and religion.

They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

And abortion clinics.

Gotta keep the temples to Moloch open.

And any word on whether they closed the Mosques?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (J+mig)

75 >
They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)


You know where you are right? I mean, JackStraw is sitting right there.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (sjdRT)

76 In semi related news. My gym opened up last week. Im still sore as hell.
Posted by: fixerupper


It is a gay gym now?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

77 Smart cops understand that they don't want to get in the middle of a political dispute. The ones who are dragging women off beaches don't get that. Also, they have some discretion in how harshly they enforce non-violent infractions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (+lVUW)

78 I wonder what it's like when Eddie Haskell shows up at St Peter's door

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (qAR6u)

79 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (q2fym)

80 76
In semi related news. My gym opened up last week. Im still sore as hell.

Posted by: fixerupper





It is a gay gym now?


Walked right in to that one, you did.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (T6t7i)

81 >>And CNN.


Well, that's not coping, that's winding people up, working to make them cower in fear.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (bDqIh)

82 Open it up! I'm trapped here in Norcal in a County of over 500 thousand and 4 deaths... On another note and off topic, did you see the "judge" Sullivan is bringing in in the Flynn case wants oral arguments and possible witnesses? This is outrageous

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (Zmnko)

83 Yeah yeah yet another jaw-dropping obvious yet completely undiscussed thing at the center of this: governors acting in a wildly unlawful manner. Mayors, counties too.

Even assuming for argument there were a public health crisis as serious as some assumed 2.5 months ago (narrator: there isn't, and there clearly wasn't, up to a month ago), there are still annoying things called constitutions and laws.

Not sure I'm hopeful any of this will even be addressed in the aftermath.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (El6T/)

84 55 Outstanding
I wish some business owners here in Massachusetts had balls like this
Posted by: Madeline at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (J1xuv)

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The problem is you will lose your business, and all the money you have invested in it. They will happily bankrupt you and then throw your busted flat ass in jail.

It is easier just to quietly go bankrupt and try to start over.

Posted by: rd at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (+0uDE)

85 76
In semi related news. My gym opened up last week. Im still sore as hell.

Posted by: fixerupper





It is a gay gym now?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

Did you forget to stretch, first?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (KnJdm)

86 Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:54 PM (qAR6u)

Where is Zod "Guitar" Murphy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

87 Lots of gym rats are as much addicts as any alcoholic or heroin junky.

So if you're going to keep liquor stores open, you have to keep gyms open. Same concept... except voter demographics, perhaps.
- - -

They're not allowing the *healthy* ways to cope, such as exercising and religion.

They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)


Right, I think that goes to my point about demographics too.

And still, there is a genuine subset of people who work out, and it's really not healthy for them. The addiction to that sort of thing is probably more common than people realize. People who become moody and impossible to be around, just because they missed a workout.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)

88 Speaking of The Great Reopening:

The stocks that are really kickin' adz today are things like Carnival Cruise Lines; AMC theaters (& their landlords); and... wait for it... SHOPPING CENTERS are goin' nutz.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (Cssks)

89 Texas restaurants go to 50% on Friday , still sucks.
Bars open to 25% Friday. Still don't like it. Makes no sense, sure ain't science.
Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (WX+x0)

It's political expedience. If they tried to open things up all at once, the tantrums would have been deafening. This slow-roll gives them ammunition to go "see, look, system's not overwhelmed, we can open more."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (J+mig)

90 Let my people lift!

Posted by: Broses at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (/6GbT)

91 I wonder what it's like when Eddie Haskell shows up at St Peter's door
Posted by: kbdabear

Hello, St Peter.
Lovely gate you have here. I was in the neighborhood and...

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (vd8XM)

92 "Reopening SEEFLEE"

Moving really slow so maybe the viruses won't know your doing it?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (uG03k)

93 90
Let my people lift!

Posted by: Broses at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (/6GbT)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (KnJdm)

94 People who become moody and impossible to be around, just because they missed a workout.
Posted by: BurtTC

Yeah, I've missed them for the last 20 years. I'm moody as all get out

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 03:58 PM (vd8XM)

95 I wonder what it's like when Eddie Haskell shows up at St Peter's door
Posted by: kbdabear
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"Here's the bad news, Ed. I am *not* Mrs. Cleaver, and, bullshit flattery is not a pardonable offense."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 03:58 PM (WZ5i4)

96 I am not wearing a mask in public, and I don't care what Inslee says. If someone gives me a bad time, I will pull out a mask and my oximeter and tell them that we will see how long it takes my O2 to drop below 95%. At that point, they should be backing away.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 18, 2020 03:58 PM (JKNZq)

97
Did you forget to stretch, first?

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No.... I just didnt do "phrasing".....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (nw6Hr)

98 Let my people lift!

LOL... When I read that I thought shoplift!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (Zmnko)

99 The video of the cops doing the right thing and the people cheering led to a very dusty office here.
Posted by: Muad'dib


I honestly don't know what any of these cops are thinking when they show up at these places, but when they sense that they are outnumbered, and that they may also be outgunned (concealed carry), they exercise the better part of disgression.

There are decent people that are cops that know that this is petty tyranny and they don't want to be part of it. But it's too early to tell right now just who is on what side.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (vcOmj)

100 Go look her up on DDG Images. Now imagine if she as a young actress had been cast as Janice Rand in ST:TOS. That would have been A CAPTAIN'S YEOMAN for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)

It would have taken a tractor beam to pull the Evil Kirk off of her

I remember Linda Day George from Mission Impossible
Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020


*
*

True enough! She was Lynda Day for a number of years, guesting on every TV drama and cop show, I think. Then she married Christopher George of Rat Patrol and, unusually for H'wood, took his name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (rpbg1)

101 86 Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:54 PM (qAR6u)

Where is Zod "Guitar" Murphy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

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Forget it. He and his old lady opened up a soul food place and took Moo-Moo Lou with them.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (dfRN6)

102 On radio heard the gym owner did do lots of precautions so wasn't just doing whatever.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (ZCEU2)

103
Yeah, I've missed them for the last 20 years. I'm moody as all get out
Posted by: Bruce
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*!*

You've hit on something. This would explain my evolving curmudgeoness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (L47aO)

104 Maine went and stomped all over the guy on Tucker who was opening his bar/restaurant

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (q2fym)

105 Right, I think that goes to my point about demographics too.



And still, there is a genuine subset of people who work out, and
it's really not healthy for them. The addiction to that sort of thing
is probably more common than people realize. People who become moody
and impossible to be around, just because they missed a workout.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM

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When I used to be a long distance runner I would feel cheated if I couldn't run for whatever reason.


And yes, there is a chemical high that you can get from exercising. It felt like I was in the "zone" and when I got there I would run for miles and miles and be at peace.


That worked until I blew my knees out from running 7-10 miles a day 7 days a week. It became an obsession with me.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

106 I didn't know until today that Eddie Haskell was 86!

Thass a pretty good run.

Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (Cssks)

107 Damn, now I want some candy.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (hku12)

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*shoves a Twizzler thru the USB port
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (nw6Hr)


Thanks... to be honest though, if I'm going to have candy, I can't see how I'd ever choose something that wasn't chocolate.

It's like, if you're going to cheat on your wife, with a reasonable belief you're going to get away with it, you wouldn't choose Kathy Griffin or Amy Shumer, you'd go for... well, you get my point.

I was gonna say Morgan Fairchild, but Morgan's not anybody's first choice these days, I assume.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)

108 Screw you, Murph the Smurf

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (ONvIw)

109 44 The police seem to ENJOY being used as illegal thugs by power-hungry creeps.
FIFY
Posted by: RONA SQUAD!! banned hiding out at May 18, 2020 03:50 PM (FV/Nl)
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Well, the police lieutenant in this Bellmawr story evidently did not enjoy it...... which is why he refused to play the thug.
We'll see what happens to him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (M/9m0)

110 I linked this a few days ago, but it is topical
Starting Strength, Authority

https://youtu.be/_UsZBCi2VWk?t=1833

Mark Rippetoe builds up some furious anger here

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (LxTcq)

111 Let my people lift!

LOL... When I read that I thought shoplift!
Posted by: It's me donna
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Shoplifting - Not crime

Being outside - Crime

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (L47aO)

112 All this nanny state government shit is going to turn more people away from Democrat party. It's a good thing, to the extent the vote for GOP and that voting GOP is a good thing. Maybe a better thing. I'll take anything. You with me?
Posted by: @dustcommander at May 18, 2020 03:47 PM (WKV0e)


I think it's a difference between people who want to be treated like adults who can make their own decisions and take care of themselves, and people who are willing to be treated like children with government officials making their decisions for them.

I've noticed that SOME of my younger relatives are happy to be treated like children with decisions being made for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (+lVUW)

113 As for the topic of the thread, its good to see that not all the people in America are sheeple.

My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping" notice on the front door. I ignored it and walked right in. Nobody said a word, and there were more than a few others like me sans masks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (rpbg1)

114 >>People who become moody and impossible to be around, just because they missed a workout.

Ah, I have some family like that, and they are always out hiking now. Not keeping them locked down

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

115 azalea is correct. No science whatsotall behind *any* of the "distancing" stuff. Meaning, apart from the lack of science about the mechanics of distancing (beyond very close/prolonged contact, which has been studied of course for years for ILI transmission), there is no *public health* factor in play that isn't in play every flu season.

With the possible exception of the medically impaired, or elderly. But they can/should make their own calls on things like this.

It's really just an increasingly darkly humorous flaunting of scientific and public health illiteracy to have these "partial" "gradual" steps.

"Slowing things down until a vaccine" is ridiculous on its face, with additional indefensibility thrown on top when the risk of death is considered by demo. Under 40, this bug is not *even as deadly as flu*. Maybe up to 50, or higher.

Didn't think the country as a whole could be shown to be more scientifically illiterate than it already had by the fact that "climate policy" was not a farcical satirical concept. Again, as so often, I was wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)

116 Damn, now I want some candy.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (hku12)


You asked for it.....


https://youtu.be/G6Vw9RGm1tM

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

117 If you were a business owner, why in the world would you bring attention to yourself by talking with the press?

just open up and go about your bidness.
and when the press shows up, tell them to go away.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (d7Ww2)

118 Related:

A county judge has declared Oregon Gov. Kate Brown's coronavirus restrictions "null and void" because she didn't have her emergency orders approved by the Legislature following 28 days.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb7962k9

The Oregon constitution gives the governor wide-ranging powers in an emergency (which, as I've shown in previous threads, this is not), but only for 28 days. After that, she has to get legislative approval to extend the emergency declaration.

She did not.

The emergency is thus ended.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

119 34 Lots of gym rats are as much addicts as any alcoholic or heroin junky.

So if you're going to keep liquor stores open, you have to keep gyms open. Same concept... except voter demographics, perhaps.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (hk


Not to mention all the Instagram thots that need to take selfies at the gym to look like they're working out.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (40d0J)

120 I didn't know until today that Eddie Haskell was 86!

Thass a pretty good run.
Posted by: mnw

76 according to the reports

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (vd8XM)

121 101 86 Posted by: Zod Murphy at May 18, 2020 03:54 PM (qAR6u)

Where is Zod "Guitar" Murphy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (ifmtJ)

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Forget it. He and his old lady opened up a soul food place and took Moo-Moo Lou with them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2020 03:59 PM (dfRN6)

Damn it, we'll never get Zod and Moo-Moo away from those high payin' gigs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (ifmtJ)

122 People who become moody and impossible to be around, just because they missed a workout.
Posted by: BurtTC

Yeah, I've missed them for the last 20 years. I'm moody as all get out
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 03:58 PM (vd8XM)


Hah!

Damn, 20 years of withdrawal symptoms. That's tough, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (hku12)

123 What are the odds if that was a crowd of Weight Watchers instead of muscle rats those cops might have started bonking heads?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

124 Well, the police lieutenant in this Bellmawr story evidently did not enjoy it...... which is why he refused to play the thug.
We'll see what happens to him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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The average cop is: rock -> cop <- hard place

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (pK7cg)

125 73 Texas restaurants go to 50% on Friday , still sucks.
Bars open to 25% Friday. Still don't like it. Makes no sense, sure ain't science.
Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (WX+x0)


Of course not. A restaurant occupied to 50% on Thursday will cause a resurgence of the black plague, but on Friday it won't? Does safety start at 12:01 am on Friday, 8:10 in the evening or what? It is all just for show and to make an attempt to placate the hysterical wine moms all the while to continue destroying peoples lives.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (aCcv7)

126 Justice Thomas is the only justice, AFAIK, who is on record as saying we need to take another look at whether the 14th Amendment "privileges and immunities" covers economic freedoms.

A whole shitload of government-- whole agencies up and down--are unconstitutional but for a shitty coerced decision

At the very least, applying strict scrutiny, rather than allowing anything under the BS rational basis, would eliminate volumes of regulations and licensing

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (aO8Gd)

127 >>Maine went and stomped all over the guy on Tucker who was opening his bar/restaurant


Oh crap, did they pull his business license?

That witch governor had a hard-on for keeping his place closed after he challenged her 'authoritay'.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

128 Second City Cop was quite angry about Lori Lightfoot blockading of parking lots, and posting entire blocks as tow-away zones just to keep parishioners out of churches.

Isn't she the same one who bitched about others not staying home, but got her own hair done?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (+lVUW)

129 I linked this a few days ago, but it is topical
Starting Strength, Authority

https://youtu.be/_UsZBCi2VWk?t=1833

Mark Rippetoe builds up some furious anger here
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (LxTcq)

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I love Rip. But he's downright gentlemanly when compared to Jim Wendler.

Id LOVE to see somebody stick a mic in Wendlers face for about an hour.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:04 PM (nw6Hr)

130 They only want vice available - booze, pot, porn. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

Also known as #5 on the list of common brainwashing techniques:

1. Isolation. Abusers isolate victims from family and friends.
2. Monopolization of Perception. The abuser keeps your attention on them.
3. Induced Debility Exhaustion
4. Threats
5. Occasional Indulgences
6. Demonstrating "Omnipotence"
7. Enforcing Trivial Demands
8. Degradation

Posted by: THE BARREL at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (uEbPt)

131 Watching Leave to Beaver as a kid ( reruns I think) who would have expected Eddie Haskell to live that long anyway? Armed robbery or a pissed of husband, who can say what that kids demise would be?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)

132
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM

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When I used to be a long distance runner I would feel cheated if I couldn't run for whatever reason.


And yes, there is a chemical high that you can get from exercising. It felt like I was in the "zone" and when I got there I would run for miles and miles and be at peace.


That worked until I blew my knees out from running 7-10 miles a day 7 days a week. It became an obsession with me.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (JUOKG)


Absolutely. Brain chemistry is brain chemistry, and obviously there are differences between different types of addictions, regarding which parts of the brain they hit with which chemicals, but the process is basically the same across the board.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (hku12)

133
Maine went and stomped all over the guy on Tucker who was opening his bar/restaurant


Oh crap, did they pull his business license?

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Was that the guy that got Child Services called on him??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (nw6Hr)

134
Don't think the size of these protests signifies as much as the NUMBER of them.

They're all over, even up here in North Country.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (KATBx)

135 Disappointed that the cops didn't roll up in an MRAP at the very least in a Stryker.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 18, 2020 04:05 PM (JY8Ei)

136 heard a dem on TV respond to the 4th amendment argument by saying "the constitution says congress shall create no law but it doesn't say no executive order so it's enforceable"

Posted by: DanMan at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (XTiHL)

137
82 Open it up! I'm trapped here in Norcal in a County of over 500 thousand and 4 deaths... On another note and off topic, did you see the "judge" Sullivan is bringing in in the Flynn case wants oral arguments and possible witnesses? This is outrageous
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2020 03:56 PM (Zmnko)



I really wish I could remember who all kept getting excited here every time this judge yelled at the prosecutor for this case. See if they still think he's awesome and if they would like to say anything more on it now.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (40d0J)

138 GOOD! Go NJ!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (SK2xO)

139 Where's Kurt?


CLOSED
Last Updated: May 18, 2020 4:05 p.m. EDT
24,597.37
+911.95 3.85%

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Damn it, we'll never get Zod and Moo-Moo away from those high payin' gigs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (ifmtJ)

We're on a mission. From God.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

141 [67] DAYS WITHOUT A WORKOUT
[61] DAYS WITHOUT A HAIRCUT
[0.8] DAYS WITHOUT ALCOHOL


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2020 03:51 PM (sbyCq)

0.8? slacker...

and i saw this on the morning fox show. .the crowd was too large for the cops to move in. it would have been well and truly ugly if they came in to arrest the owner and patrons. sort of like the lady a week or two a go on the beach, i think in cali. when the cops when to arrest her, hundreds poured onto the beach, and the gestapo left everyone alone...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (8D42x)

142 Well, the police lieutenant in this Bellmawr story evidently did not enjoy it...... which is why he refused to play the thug.
We'll see what happens to him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Some Police are assholes...but many, if not most, are decent people. And they even may have a friend of family person in a small business and understands the issues involved. Plus they also do not want to be on the business of enforcing morality. How'd that prohibitoin thing work out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)

143 I was gonna say Morgan Fairchild, but Morgan's not anybody's first choice these days, I assume.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)
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Like Indiana Jones, she was named for the dog.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (4o2K3)

144 Florida is opening up %50 too I heard on radio

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

145 12 WTF kinda name is Bellmawr?

Must be some east coast thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 03:44 PM (axyOa)

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'Mawr' is Welsh for 'big'.
So the college town of Bryn Mawr either means 'Big hill' - Bryn meaning hill, obviously - or named after the town in South Wales of Brynmawr, where I lived for 7 years decades ago. Seeing as it seems a lot of Welsh settled around Philadelphia a century or two ago, there's a lot of Welsh or pseudo Welsh place names. It could be that Bellmawr is called that because they just thought a Welsh name sounded cool or its a corruption or abbreviation of a much longer more unpronounceable Welsh name the original settlers gave it. For instance, not far from the original Brynmawr is the village of Bwlch. Go on how would you pronounce that? It's out past Llangynidwr. lol.



Pronounced "Bulth" and "cLan-ginn-ee-durr" respectively.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (Vmx11)

146 Lots of gym rats are as much addicts as any alcoholic or heroin junky.

So if you're going to keep liquor stores open, you have to keep gyms open. Same concept... except voter demographics, perhaps.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 03:48 PM (hk


Not to mention all the Instagram thots that need to take selfies at the gym to look like they're working out.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (40d0J)


Yep. Truly, that type of attention seeking can become addictive too.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

147 Now all the people at the bank trying to cash checks with some other peoples names on them are clogging the drive throughs.

Posted by: klaftern at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (RuIsu)

148 35 meanwhile, in the People's Republik of Seattle,

we still can't get a haircut.

and NOW we have to wear a mask in public areas.

I checked on that and masks are thankfully not mandatory:
https://tinyurl.com/y82rb529

So we can disobey this ridiculous order.

The wording of the order fits my theory about WA state. If we stand up to them they back down. They know their orders are unconstitutional but are relying on fear to keep us under control.

BTW, I am a lifelong WA state resident. I grew up in the Seattle area but now live in NE WA.

I am getting a haircut in a couple weeks. Masks will be involved which is annoying but I will comply in this case to help out my small business owner.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:07 PM (CxERZ)

149 I double checked. Lynda Day, later George, started her career in the early '60s, and appeared on The Green Hornet, Hawk, and T.H.E. Cat in 1966. She'd have been old enough to play Janice Rand.

I came to TOS after Grace Lee Whitney had left the show, and there were no pics of her (and hardly a mention) in the Making of Star Trek book in 1968. So when I heard about Rand, I pictured someone much like LDG.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (rpbg1)

150 However error in Salem Oregon, the salon that opened in defiance of Governor Kate Brown is being fined 50K.

Not sure of the basis of that fine, or the autho-ree-tay, but there that is

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (bMMCK)

151 Maine went and stomped all over the guy on Tucker who was opening his bar/restaurant
Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:00 PM (q2fym)


Funny, they never do that to illegal aliens who loudmouth on the news

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (1g7ch)

152 My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping" notice on the front door. I ignored it and walked right in. Nobody said a word, and there were more than a few others like me sans masks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (rpbg1)


Probably all corporate edicts and one size fits all stupidity.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (40d0J)

153 heard a dem on TV respond to the 4th amendment argument by saying "the constitution says congress shall create no law but it doesn't say no executive order so it's enforceable"

This is what happens when nobody learns basic civics any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

154 I think that's why you won't see a single state push any fine or jail from this

Because if it hits the Supreme Court, a lot of BS "health and safety" regulations, which are nothing but thinly discussed rent seeking and cartel protection will be struck down

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (aO8Gd)

155 I was gonna say Morgan Fairchild, but Morgan's not anybody's first choice these days, I assume.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)
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Like Indiana Jones, she was named for the dog.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (4o2K3)


I watched a Rodney Dangerfield special recently. She was his guest, and of course Rodney did all his usual with her.

Morgan.... aaaaawooooofff! They don't much make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (hku12)

156 the crowd was too large for the cops to move in. it would have been well and truly ugly if they came in to arrest the owner and patrons. sort of like the lady a week or two a go on the beach, i think in cali. when the cops when to arrest her, hundreds poured onto the beach, and the gestapo left everyone alone...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2020


*
*

In that sense, we are "all in this together." Or as Franklin put it, "We must hang together, or we shall all hang separately."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:09 PM (rpbg1)

157 Not sure of the basis of that fine, or the autho-ree-tay, but there that is

With this court case it becomes pretty simple to get that fine overturned. Of course, the hard-left, radical extremist Democrat supermajority in both houses of the Oregon legislature can just meet and pass an extension to the emergency...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

158 Maine has had 70 deaths in 3 months of this Covid-19, probably had that many deaths from moose accidents this year.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:09 PM (ZCEU2)

159 Probably all corporate edicts and one size fits all stupidity.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (40d0J)

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Staff lawyers write that shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:09 PM (nw6Hr)

160 BTW, I am a lifelong WA state resident. I grew up in the Seattle area but now live in NE WA.



I am getting a haircut in a couple weeks. Masks will be involved
which is annoying but I will comply in this case to help out my small
business owner.



Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:07 PM (CxERZ)

Howdy, neighbor. You missed the emergency MoMe this weekend. Tri-Town Float Down is Aug. 8. If you are down, email Mark A Edwards to get on the secret mailing list.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2020 04:10 PM (KnJdm)

161 We need to see a whole lot more of this. A whole lot more.

That said, I've been harshly critical of Gov. Charlie "Lockdown" Baker (RINO-MA) and for good reason. So he's released his "Re-opening Massachusetts" plan, Phase 1 of which got started to say. Credit where due, it's fare more comprehensive (even at "Phase 1") than I thought we were going to get.

Not nearly as comprehensive as I would like, mind you. But it's far, far better than I expected from this dipshit.

Posted by: DocJ at May 18, 2020 04:10 PM (DU2N9)

162 My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping" notice on the front door. I ignored it and walked right in. Nobody said a word, and there were more than a few others like me sans masks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (rpbg1)


Probably all corporate edicts and one size fits all stupidity.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020


*
*

It's not a Walmart or a giant national chain, just a small-ish regional chain that prides itself in its ads on being "local."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:10 PM (rpbg1)

163 Also known as #5 on the list of common brainwashing techniques:

1. Isolation. Abusers isolate victims from family and friends.
2. Monopolization of Perception. The abuser keeps your attention on them.
3. Induced Debility Exhaustion
4. Threats
5. Occasional Indulgences
6. Demonstrating "Omnipotence"
7. Enforcing Trivial Demands
8. Degradation
- - - -

Exactly!
That's why it was so weird when Fauci said Tinder hookup were OK.

So you can get all physically entwined with some stranger who swiped right but not workout near them at the gym, or sit near them on a pew?? Riiiiight.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

164 Okay, now my gym should open up.

HEAR THAT IN-SHAPE?!

Posted by: Dansgirls at May 18, 2020 04:11 PM (V25ON)

165 This is a carefully crafted and executed act of civil disobedience and stand on Constitutional rights. Good on them.

The Camden County PD does not operate patrols outside the City of Camden.... they do respond to requests from municipalities within the county. Hmmm....

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:11 PM (gRXTc)

166 Bellmawr is a phonetic rendering of Baltimore, isn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2020 04:11 PM (bMMCK)

167 Wisco governor was told to get stuffed.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (88+cf)

168 142---Some Police are assholes...but many, if not most, are decent people. And they even may have a friend of family person in a small business and understands the issues involved. Plus they also do not want to be on the business of enforcing morality. How'd that prohibitoin thing work out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)
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EXACTLY.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (M/9m0)

169 This is a great post.
It would be much better with boobs though

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (q2fym)

170 For instance, not far from the original Brynmawr is the village of Bwlch. Go on how would you pronounce that? It's out past Llangynidwr. lol.



Pronounced "Bulth" and "cLan-ginn-ee-durr" respectively.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (Vmx11)
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"I am Jones from Builth Cywyd. He is Jone from Builth Wells. Confusing, isn't it, Dutchy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (4o2K3)

171 Damn it, we'll never get Zod and Moo-Moo away from those high payin' gigs!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 18, 2020 04:03 PM (ifmtJ)

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*Lights cigarette*

Oh, yeah? Well me and the Ewok have an understanding.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (dfRN6)

172 My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping"


How many divisions do they have?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (uG03k)

173 Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:09 PM (ZCEU2

Probably more DBM (Deaths By Moose) You hit one of those big prehistoric looking elks going at a good speed and it's all over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (+eVzC)

174 Good on these cops and even better on the owner.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (OB8Fp)

175 Mind you, popular culture, the left's media cabal, and the Democratic Party are portraying this stuff as scary, crazy, terrorism, people who want to kill grandma so the dow jones can go up, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

176 It's political expedience. If they tried to open
things up all at once, the tantrums would have been deafening. This
slow-roll gives them ammunition to go "see, look, system's not
overwhelmed, we can open more."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 18, 2020 03:57 PM (J+mig)



WI went 0 to 60 in a minute and a half.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

177 I was gonna say Morgan Fairchild, but Morgan's not anybody's first choice these days, I assume.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)
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Like Indiana Jones, she was named for the dog.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:06 PM (4o2K3)


I watched a Rodney Dangerfield special recently. She was his guest, and of course Rodney did all his usual with her.

Morgan.... aaaaawooooofff! They don't much make 'em like that anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020


*
*

Maybe not these days . . . but in the early '80s when she first hit the national scene, TV Guide asked, "Is She Too Sexy for TV?"

And she was still hot as Chandler's mother on Friends.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (rpbg1)

178 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead. I am not a six year old who needs to have sharing and manners explained. I want the damn court to tell this hideous witch she is past her 28 day emergency power and to get out of the way.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (OFGpZ)

179 For those who don't know or don't remember, the citizens of my home state of New Jersey threw off the shackles of the Route 287 HOV lanes, which were put up, ignored with impunity by almost all drivers, and then abandoned without fanfare by the state government. Good on ya, NJ!

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (YIsx4)

180 >>Was that the guy that got Child Services called on him??


Not sure - see link to interview #49

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

181 meanwhile, in the People's Republik of Seattle,

we still can't get a haircut.

and NOW we have to wear a mask in public areas.

I checked on that and masks are thankfully not mandatory:
https://tinyurl.com/y82rb529

So we can disobey this ridiculous order.

The wording of the order fits my theory about WA state. If we stand up to them they back down. They know their orders are unconstitutional but are relying on fear to keep us under control.

BTW, I am a lifelong WA state resident. I grew up in the Seattle area but now live in NE WA.

I am getting a haircut in a couple weeks. Masks will be involved which is annoying but I will comply in this case to help out my small business owner.


Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:07 PM


***

Sadly WA will be one of the last to return to normal because most of Inslee's support is along the I-5 corridor. The libs there will do what ever they are told and to and the PoPo will support it. If I were on the East side I'd tell Olympia to stick it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (axyOa)

182 However error in Salem Oregon, the salon that opened in defiance of Governor Kate Brown is being fined 50K.

Not sure of the basis of that fine, or the autho-ree-tay, but there that is
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2020 04:08 PM (bMMCK)



Which if very interesting given this:

https://apnews.com/858075236a56cad769c96c0187b8bfe6

County court in Oregon just threw out the restrictions because the governor didn't seek legislative renewal after 28 days.




Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)

183 It's political expedience. If they tried to open things up all at once, the tantrums would have been deafening. This slow-roll gives them ammunition to go "see, look, system's not
overwhelmed, we can open more."


Yeah the shutdown, the mask thing etc its all about keeping phoney baloney jobs. Even Trump is playing that game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

184 Milt Romney
54s

Ann and I are saddened to learn of the death of Ken Osmond. We admired his work immensely--as well as the recordings and performances of his brothers and the entire Osmond Family, the pride of Ogden, Utah.
Rest in Peace, sir!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)

185 Just left Dr office. When I sat down, I told the nurse, "I'm deaf, I won't be able to hear you with that fucking mask". She pulled it off and sighed. Said thank you.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (r5k3Z)

186 The person who got Child Protective Services called on her was the salon owner in Oregon, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (+eVzC)

187 Since were talking about gyms.
MAGA hulk is on fire and has some nice guns.

https://tinyurl.com/y8od77jz

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (wiXsO)

188 The police seem to know that they're being used as illegal thugs by power-hungry creeps.
+++++++++++
They are, and it is obvious. But here's the thing: this is always so, depending on who's in charge. The cops are tools of the state. It is why "cop" exists as a profession. Sometimes they have systemic illegality (such as the unidirectional application of law based exclusively on political alignment like they have in Portland), sometimes not - but they are always tools.

What the cops have to decide - and there is no pattern that I have been able to discern - is where the people fit into it. Some cops are all-in on doing as ordered by the state. Some cops are rejecting that in favor of the people. This is happening because the people and the state are at odds. They are in fact at odds so extreme that it is not possible to align with both. You're on the side of the public, or you're on the side of the state. It shouldn't be this way, but it is.

As a result, the cops have a fairly unenviable job at the moment. To do their jobs, they have to act in a way that will destroy public confidence and thus their ability to do their jobs without extreme measures and it will also breed vigilantism. If they choose to not go down that road, their agencies will be punished - perhaps even disbanded and replaced - by the state.

Unless the state moves back into the public interest, it can be no other way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

189 The Left has turned this country into a bunch of cowards

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

190
eanwhile, in the People's Republik of Seattle,

we still can't get a haircut.

and NOW we have to wear a mask in public areas.

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So. Antifa was ahead of its time, no ???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (nw6Hr)

191 Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (r5k3Z)

You actually dropped the f bomb on her?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (OB8Fp)

192 I saw Damp Crotches open for Wet Willie at the Lonestar Cafe in '78.

Lori Lightfoot told the band to just close it up and go home......

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (U2+zT)

193 I have an almost one hour commute and I scan sirrius radio...

CNN and MSNBC are in overdrive reporting on the wuflu for the past week or so. All that stuff on Fox is Trump trying to distract with bizarre conspiracies. You know, like the one that got Trish Regan fired.

Posted by: DanMan at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (XTiHL)

194 I got my jump rope today.

Back to some cardio this week!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

195
Bet the Karens are having fits.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (t6XCL)

196 As this is wrapping up, I predict some very sporty court cases and very sad executives. Most of what they tried to pull, they did not have the authority to do and the courts tend to look dimly on that sort of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

197 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead. I am not a six year old who needs to have sharing and manners explained. I want the damn court to tell this hideous witch she is past her 28 day emergency power and to get out of the way.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (OFGpZ)

How about imagining 5000 seniors in a nursing home and now THEY are all dead....oh wait.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (CqE5x)

198 Yup

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (ZcCp2)

199
Texas restaurants go to 50% on Friday , still sucks. Bars open to 25% Friday. Still don't like it. Makes no sense, sure ain't science.

Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (WX+x0)


Her Majesty and I went to our favorite Cajun place last Saturday and it was seating 50%. The bar was closed but HM got her drinkie all the same.

Lockdowns will end not when our rulers say but when people stop obeying. You ain't gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Paree.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P)

200 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead.

Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)

201 It is all just for show and to make an attempt to placate the hysterical wine moms all the while to continue destroying peoples lives.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 18, 2020


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*

How about we go back to the founding principles of this country, and ignore the "hysterical wine moms"? You know, tell them, "Sit down, shut up, and stay that way"?

If only we had "leaders" willing to do that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:17 PM (rpbg1)

202 Hard to understand how these governors don't understand how tone deaf they appear. They truly believe that constituents are sheeple and are perplexed to find amongst the flock a good number of human beings who think for themselves.

Posted by: iandeal at May 18, 2020 04:17 PM (vgGyZ)

203 I'm sick of this pretend bullshit. The numbers just don't justify this kind of crap. I'm old, and stay off my fucking grass.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2020 04:17 PM (r5k3Z)

204 well, Camden was a sh*t-hole in 1971 and people tell me it's even worse now

ace, all five seasons of "Spiral" are on Hulu now. Tu sais que tu aimes ca....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 18, 2020 04:17 PM (8KSPd)

205 Bellmawr, Blue collar suburb just south of Camden, where the guidos live and train to be guidos.

Belmar, overpriced, seasonal beachside town where the guidos go to be guidos.







Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2020 04:18 PM (u6xw0)

206 That cop in Idaho May rethink his decision to arrest the mom at park with her kids.

The locals showed up and protested at his house

From the vid whole bunch of people on his street

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:18 PM (q2fym)

207 Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)

Now let's pretend 5000 people with guns shoot the person to the right of them.

See? Guns are bad!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (CqE5x)

208 Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2020 04:15 PM (wiXsO)

That's a big dude. Good message too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (OB8Fp)

209 202 Oh I fully believe my Emperor Wolf has a agenda and couldn't cared less what I or any other citizen thinks of his agenda.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)

210 Maine has had 70 deaths in 3 months of this Covid-19, probably had that many deaths from moose accidents this year.
Posted by: Skip
---------

One wonders how many Avoidable Medical Error deaths there were in the same period.

I mean, it is *possible* that Covid is less dangerous, in the absolute sense, than going to the hospital.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (830x5)

211 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead.

--

Now do abortion numbers, Witless.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (O+I8R)

212 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead.



Hw the Hell do voters take this twit seriously?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (axyOa)

213 No surprise, Rubio to take over as Chair of the Senate Intel swamp.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

214 Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)
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Trick question. There will never be a CA bullet train.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (4o2K3)

215 I've been pissed off all day. Ever since someone used "Moist" to describe Tank Abrams.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (r5k3Z)

216 Now let's pretend 5000 people with guns shoot the person to the right of them.

See? Guns are bad!
Posted by: JoeF.

So the trains collided at an Indiana Gun Show?

Winner!

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (vd8XM)

217 113 As for the topic of the thread, its good to see that not all the people in America are sheeple.

My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping" notice on the front door. I ignored it and walked right in. Nobody said a word, and there were more than a few others like me sans masks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


It'll be interesting to see what happens this summer. I don't see myself wearing a mask in 90 degree heat. Also, people in Michigan won't like it if they can't go to the beaches and lakes. It's tolerable now, when no one wants to go anyway, but in July?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM (+lVUW)

218 The Trump hate is so bad I was expecting the Left to bash Trump for criticizing Gov Kemp of Georgia for opening up too soon. That would be indicative of the bizarro world we live in.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 04:21 PM (V8uX9)

219 Texas restaurants go to 50% on Friday , still sucks. Bars open to 25% Friday. Still don't like it. Makes no sense, sure ain't science.

For them, its about fear of lawsuits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

220 Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:18 PM (q2fym)

Link?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 18, 2020 04:21 PM (OB8Fp)

221 Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)
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Trick question. There will never be a CA bullet train.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:20 PM


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Double trick question.
Trains can never leave Bakersfield because that place sucks so much.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)

222 So short round replaces Miss Lindsey or diff. committee? Whatever.

Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (WX+x0)

223 I did think Saturday Pa would pass Michigan by Friday but while gaining a little every day it will take some funny numbers to get past them.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (ZCEU2)

224 Double trick question.
Trains can never leave Bakersfield because that place sucks so much.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
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Well...ya got me there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (4o2K3)

225 DO YOU EVEN WEAR A MASK, BRO ?

Posted by: Karen's Gym at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (786Ro)

226 Hopefully someone sets up a go fund me for this dude.

Then everybody wins - cops can issue their tickets, day after day, and the owner can stay in business

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (Lg/Uq)

227 Lol. Presser at WH

Reporterette: "How are you going to hold China responsible?"

DJT: "I'm not gonna tell you. You think I'm gonna tell you? Next."

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (gRXTc)

228 Oh I fully believe my Emperor Wolf has a agenda and couldn't cared less what I or any other citizen thinks of his agenda.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++
Replace "Wolf" with basically anyone.

The state is no longer aligned to public interest at any level. There are specific exceptions in certain cities and counties, but in general the government at every tier and in every domain is now aligned against the citizen. This is manifested in our elected officials and some are certainly better than others, but the problem itself is systemic and there is only so much an elected official can do without going to war with the government he leads.

And that's hard. The only person I have ever seen try it (Trump) has been fighting for over three years and his progress is like trying to wade through molasses in December.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)

229 Double trick question.
Trains can never leave Bakersfield because that place sucks so much.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
----------------

Hey!

Bakersfield is fine. It's that it's located in CA is the problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (WEBkv)

230
All right, so I just found a bunch of puddles out on the porch/sidewalk. I came to find that the girl had devised "self-cooling boots" for bicycling on hot days, by pouring water in her rain boots.

I had to explain that this was a bad idea, she refused to believe it was anything short of a brilliant new industrial design, and I told her to learn for herself. And also not to try using them on her electric scooter under any circumstances.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (h6CJG)

231 My local supermarket just posted a "Patrons MUST wear masks while shopping" notice on the front door. I ignored it and walked right in. Nobody said a word, and there were more than a few others like me sans masks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:02 PM (rpbg1)


Probably all corporate edicts and one size fits all stupidity.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020

*
*

It's not a Walmart or a giant national chain, just a small-ish regional chain that prides itself in its ads on being "local."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:10 PM (rpbg1)


I was out in the middle of nowhere yesterday, and the highways had a couple of those digital readouts hanging over the road, the kinds that say "click it or ticket," type things during normal times.

Well, now they say "stay 10 miles from home, save lives."

WTF... I thought, if a county sheriff pulls me over here, is he going to ask me how many miles from home I am? I doubted it, but hell, this is the State of Jared Penis. Who knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)

232
1. Isolation. Abusers isolate victims from family and friends.
2. Monopolization of Perception. The abuser keeps your attention on them.
3. Induced Debility Exhaustion
4. Threats
5. Occasional Indulgences
6. Demonstrating "Omnipotence"
7. Enforcing Trivial Demands
8. Degradation

So you've been married too, I see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

233 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"
I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)

234 Do wyimmins wear wake-up under their designer WuFu masks?

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

235
Which if very interesting given this:

https://apnews.com/858075236a56cad769c96c0187b8bfe6

County court in Oregon just threw out the restrictions because the governor didn't seek legislative renewal after 28 days.




Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)


This is the sort of thing DeWine the tyrant was bitching about the legislature proposing a bill for. How dare the representatives of the people expect to have a voice in their rule by a bitch in a lab coat holding everyone hostage!

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (40d0J)

236 Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:23 PM (gRXTc)


That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (+eVzC)

237 Lol. Presser at WH

Reporterette: "How are you going to hold China responsible?"

DJT: "I'm not gonna tell you. You think I'm gonna tell you? Next."

-----

Gawd I totally no homo love that man.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (nw6Hr)

238 So are the wheels falling off of the lockdowns? Are the walls closing in on these governors and mayors?

Posted by: Bert G at May 18, 2020 04:25 PM (OMsf+)

239 Whitmer ended her press conference today with the same whiny story time crap about imagining 5000 Michiganders in the Fox Theater and now they are all dead.

Did the actual death rate in Much change at all?

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2020 04:25 PM (4hmZU)

240
At close, DJIA: 24,597.37 (+911.95).

Off to sell apples at the street corner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2020 04:25 PM (mht8P)

241 JackStraw, you're here. Why are you not reacting to the Trump in real time?

He's pointing at reporters and saying John you know the whistleblower better than anyone.

Why aren't you people doing your jobs? I'm not going to do it for you but you should look at whether he's a big Democrat donor.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM (gd9RK)

242 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"
I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)
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Why not just wear the mask as instructed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM (WEBkv)

243 This is the sort of thing DeWine the tyrant was bitching about the legislature proposing a bill for. How dare the representatives of the people expect to have a voice in their rule by a bitch in a lab coat holding everyone hostage!
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (40d0J)

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Yo. Blue pillers. Think of it as a "War Powers Act" for ruthless tinhorn Democrat wannabe dick taters.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM (nw6Hr)

244 160 BTW, I am a lifelong WA state resident. I grew up in the Seattle area but now live in NE WA.



I am getting a haircut in a couple weeks. Masks will be involved
which is annoying but I will comply in this case to help out my small
business owner.



Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:07 PM (CxERZ)

Howdy, neighbor. You missed the emergency MoMe this weekend. Tri-Town Float Down is Aug. 8. If you are down, email Mark A Edwards to get on the secret mailing list.

Thanks I will keep it in mind. I am glad to see our state is well represented here at AOSHQ. The resistance lives!

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM (CxERZ)

245 For them, its about fear of lawsuits.

Too bad there isn't a way to put a sign up front that says something about entering the establishment is affirmation that the visiting party accepts all risks and personal responsibility for their own health.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (C+evo)

246 9oh and on radio coming back from store heard Barr is saying he didn't think Jug Ears or Creepy Uncle Joe wou ld be investigated.
Wonder if he can guarantee President Trump won't be 3 years after he leaves office?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (ZCEU2)

247 I watched a Rodney Dangerfield special recently. She was his guest, and of course Rodney did all his usual with her.

Morgan.... aaaaawooooofff! They don't much make 'em like that anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020

*
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Maybe not these days . . . but in the early '80s when she first hit the national scene, TV Guide asked, "Is She Too Sexy for TV?"

And she was still hot as Chandler's mother on Friends.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2020 04:13 PM (rpbg1)


I haven't seen her in anything from recent times. But I ain't gettin' any younger either... I bet she's still a 1.

But yeah, back in the day... good grief.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (hku12)

248 Double trick question.
Trains can never leave Bakersfield because that place sucks so much.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
----------------

Hey!

Bakersfield is fine. It's that it's located in CA is the problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing



***

Well...at least it isn't Barstow.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (axyOa)

249 217 Nerdygirl Grand Haven blocked off the Grand Haven Beach parking lot so that no one could drive there and then walk on the beach. There was a protest organized a few days later there people walked on the beach anyway.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (OFGpZ)

250 237 Lol. Presser at WH

Reporterette: "How are you going to hold China responsible?"

DJT: "I'm not gonna tell you. You think I'm gonna tell you? Next."

-----

Gawd I totally no homo love that man

LOl... Perfect

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (Zmnko)

251 WTF... I thought, if a county sheriff pulls me over here, is he going to ask me how many miles from home I am? I doubted it, but hell, this is the State of Jared Penis. Who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)

Fuck that shit. Wife and I are going to Utah this weekend. We'll be outlaws like Pretty Boy Floyd and Beulah Baird. probably won't rob any banks, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (x8Wzq)

252 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"
I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)
---------------

Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM (WEBkv)



I just got this.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (GbPPJ)

253 I got a new neighbor yesterday . When I met them I introduced myself and instinctively put my hand out to shake hands. . The guy pulled back which brought me back to present day. He was good natured about it though.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (V8uX9)

254 DJT takes Hydroxchloroq. and z pac.

Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (WX+x0)

255 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"

I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)


I'm thinking of just carrying a can of chrome paint with me.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (hku12)

256 >>JackStraw, you're here. Why are you not reacting to the Trump in real time?

Less than a nothing burger. This IG was already under investigation for mishandling classified information.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)

258 249 217 Nerdygirl Grand Haven blocked off the Grand Haven Beach parking lot so that no one could drive there and then walk on the beach. There was a protest organized a few days later there people walked on the beach anyway.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (OFGpZ)

There is definitely less beach to walk on...dat water level

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (/6GbT)

259 Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM

To be nice about it
Those so called scientists have no reason to believe outdoors that virus can be transferred.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

260 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.

Did everyones head explode?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (dUJdY)

261 Yo. Blue pillers. Think of it as a "War Powers Act" for ruthless tinhorn Democrat wannabe dick taters.

More like Ermachtigungsgesetz. (the 1933 Enabling Act).

Posted by: 🐧 at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (C+evo)

262 I just got this.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (GbPPJ)

----

Hey girl....We all miss . . . get your chin off the floor.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (nw6Hr)

263 Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)
.........

35 years cuz thats when the Bakersfield track will be finished.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

264 257 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)


I thought as much

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (Zmnko)

265 >>It is all just for show and to make an attempt to placate the hysterical wine moms all the while to continue destroying peoples lives.


They created the wine moms; they created the *demand* for their nanny state tyranny of caring for us.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

266 Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM

Who's not wearing the ribbon?

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (vd8XM)

267 Trump presser.

Reporters all competing for the sickest burn, the most creatively-schemed accusatory question.

High-five-elbows after out in the halls.

It's a sport for them now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (+fPHo)

268 All videos censored here in my neck of the hanging S.W Ontatrio Canada . shrug...........can I get a play by play in Sebo-Croatian.

Posted by: saf at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (5IHGB)

269 Took note all the covers on the grocery cart corral have been unroofed. Very smart as the UV rays are killing those germs as fast as anything humans can do,

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (ZCEU2)

270 Did everyones head explode?
Posted by: Jewells45

Fish tank cleaner sales thru the roof!

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (vd8XM)

271 @257

He's probably been taking it a lot longer than that.


But screw the press they deserve nothing less than to be treated like mushrooms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (T+XCu)

272 Today was the day the lockdown ended.

Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (sRP8d)

273 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
It would not surprise me if that was a bald-faced lie. I suspect he's been on HCQ for longer than that - more like six weeks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)

274
To be nice about it
Those so called scientists have no reason to believe outdoors that virus can be transferred.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)



Read the actual words, not what your brain fills in. (hint: there's a significant letter missing from public)


SEE! SEE I'M NOT THAT ONLY ONE WHO MISSED THE JOKE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (GbPPJ)

275 DJT takes Hydroxchloroq. and z pac.
Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (WX+x0)



I thought he was talking about Zinc ?

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (zr5Kq)

276 OK I think I am done with all calls and taskers for today.

Watching the BOSS now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (85Gof)

277 >>County court in Oregon just threw out the restrictions because the governor didn't seek legislative renewal after 28 days.

Yeah, Kate "Karen" Brown immediately sought a stay with the communist Oregon Supremes - expect this to, unfortunately, not hold up long.

Posted by: Boswell at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (32YRo)

278 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
PDT
on now
President Trump Participates in a Roundtable with Restaurant Executives and Industry Leaders

Posted by: m at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (Fqlfr)

279 He said he takes Zinc everyday. I think...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (zr5Kq)

280 WTF... I thought, if a county sheriff pulls me over here, is he going to ask me how many miles from home I am? I doubted it, but hell, this is the State of Jared Penis. Who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)

Fuck that shit. Wife and I are going to Utah this weekend. We'll be outlaws like Pretty Boy Floyd and Beulah Baird. probably won't rob any banks, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 18, 2020 04:27 PM (x8Wzq)


I'm going to have to learn how to pack food. There are lots of places we want to go that are too far away to skip a meal while out.

I'm even thinking of hitting some of the tourist towns here in the state, but I'm guessing they're all overrun with lefties, and the cops and karens will make it too unpleasant to make it worth the trip.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (hku12)

281 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"
I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)


Codpieces for men will finally make a fashion comeback.

Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (Y8PSl)

282 Today was the day the lockdown ended.
Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (sRP8d)
++++++++++
Lucky you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (hYcqw)

283 The barber in MI is still doing business. The county and city police both told the governor they weren't going to do anything. Meanwhile, the state police have stated that, by policy, they need two officers per person at the scene to make an arrest. They regret they do not have the manpower at this time to make said arrest. I guess last time they had difficulty rounding up six officers.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (g3hz7)

284 266 Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM

Who's not wearing the ribbon?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (vd8XM)


Personally, because I choose not to.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (bCLt0)

285 Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM


That's a fargin' trick question!!!11!!!

Posted by: Roman Moroni at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (ejd/p)

286 267 Trump presser.

Reporters all competing for the sickest burn, the most creatively-schemed accusatory question.

High-five-elbows after out in the halls.

It's a sport for them now.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (+fPHo)

Well they loved asking the Purple Lipped Messiah gotcha questions--wait, no, they gave him blowjobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 County court in Oregon just threw out the restrictions because the governor didn't seek legislative renewal after 28 days.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)

Hmmm, need to look up Illinois rules. Maybe this is how we roast Fatso Pritzker.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (Xt7n2)

288 Did everyones head explode?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 04:29 PM (dUJdY)

Unfortunately, no.

Oh, you didn't mean literally....

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (cF8AT)

289 DJT takes Hydroxchloroq. and z pac.
Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (WX+x0)



I thought he was talking about Zinc ?
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (zr5Kq)

I have plenty of z pac and zinc...My wife has a shit load of Hydroxchlo but threw it out??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

290 Almost end of roundtable with Restaurateurs. Roundtable was pretty good.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (zr5Kq)

291 I have no issue months ago with doctors dealing with Covid-19 patients taking HDQ and certainly not the leader of the free world doing it.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (ZCEU2)

292
Preference cascade in progress.

Posted by: ArthurK at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (gk/9Q)

293 For them, its about fear of lawsuits.

Too bad there isn't a way to put a sign up front that says something about entering the establishment is affirmation that the visiting party accepts all risks and personal responsibility for their own health.

---------


Proximate Cause used to have legal meaning. While it still exists as an element of negligence, it has been watered down significantly.

Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (sRP8d)

294

Anti government Bundy protest meridian Idaho officers home

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (q2fym)

295 Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM



Hah!

I'm wondering. If the sign says you must wear a mask, but doesn't say exactly where on your person the mask should be located. It could work. Just have a mask anywhere on you.

Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (786Ro)

296 >>> 231
.....
I was out in the middle of nowhere yesterday, and the highways had a couple of those digital readouts hanging over the road, the kinds that say "click it or ticket," type things during normal times.

Well, now they say "stay 10 miles from home, save lives."

WTF... I thought, if a county sheriff pulls me over here, is he going to ask me how many miles from home I am? I doubted it, but hell, this is the State of Jared Penis. Who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)

I've been staying off interstates and (mostly) US highways to avoid that shit.

Also, the scenery is nicer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (PV8Xg)

297 Shoot, the livestream is over, now!
I caught the last 3 minutes, I think.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (Fqlfr)

298
Hey girl....We all miss . . . get your chin off the floor.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (nw6Hr)


No, no, The Rack provides ample blockage between chin and floor.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (GbPPJ)

299 Wouldn't wearing a mask while in a pubic area be kind of insulting?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (V8uX9)

300 Hmmm.... Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine for a week and a half now.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (wiXsO)

301
Im tempted to call them on their "executive power" and dare them to just go ahead and declare martial law.

THAT would make their orders legal.


But.... my fear is they would call my dare.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (nw6Hr)

302 SEE! SEE I'M NOT THAT ONLY ONE WHO MISSED THE JOKE!

What joke?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (SchxB)

303
294
Search on

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (q2fym)

304 "MASKS MUST BE WORN IN ALL PUBIC AREAS"

I am expecting all Morons to travel with a black sharpie to correct decree
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (SK2xO)


I'm thinking of just carrying a can of chrome paint with me.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (hku12)


Oh.

Oh....

Well nevermind then.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (hku12)

305 Today was the day the lockdown ended.
Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM


Ours just got extended mostly for another week. At least the churches are being allowed to open. I just have to wait another week to even think about getting a haircut. Bastages.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (ejd/p)

306 I have plenty of z pac and zinc...My wife has a shit load of Hydroxchlo but threw it out??????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

What's the street value of that thing....

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (zr5Kq)

307 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.

Did everyones head explode?
-----
Cavuto is breathless.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (gRXTc)

308 181 meanwhile, in the People's Republik of Seattle,

we still can't get a haircut.

and NOW we have to wear a mask in public areas.

I checked on that and masks are thankfully not mandatory:
https://tinyurl.com/y82rb529

So we can disobey this ridiculous order.

The wording of the order fits my theory about WA state. If we stand up to them they back down. They know their orders are unconstitutional but are relying on fear to keep us under control.

BTW, I am a lifelong WA state resident. I grew up in the Seattle area but now live in NE WA.

I am getting a haircut in a couple weeks. Masks will be involved which is annoying but I will comply in this case to help out my small business owner.


Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:07 PM


***

Sadly WA will be one of the last to return to normal because most of Inslee's support is along the I-5 corridor. The libs there will do what ever they are told and to and the PoPo will support it. If I were on the East side I'd tell Olympia to stick it.

Yes the conservative parts of the state get dragged down with the rest. Vote by mail isn't helping us.

I have been feeling somewhat encouraged though. I joined with others on FB who are fighting the injustice. Anyone interested, check out a People's Rights- Washington. (They have a web site as well as being on FB.)

I have been quite depressed about the situation here but connecting with other likeminded people and figuring out actions to take makes me feel better about it.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (CxERZ)

309 Caputo shitting on PDJT for taking hydroxyocholoriquine. Sites VA study that we're all going to die if you take it.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (Dhht7)

310 300 Hmmm.... Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine for a week and a half now.

---

And now Cavuto is throwing shade on it. Good old Neil

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (7ZQe3)

311 254 DJT takes Hydroxchloroq. and z pac.
Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:28 PM (WX+x0)
----------

Press got all indignant. "What proof do you have that it works?"

Trump: "What do you have to lose?"

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (G0vdT)

312 Today was the day the lockdown ended.
Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (sRP8d)
++++++++++
Lucky you.

---------


I meant that figuratively, not literally.

But the people have spoken. The country is opening back up - there is no doubt about that now.

Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (sRP8d)

313 Why not just wear the mask as instructed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 04:26 PM

Who's not wearing the ribbon?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (vd8XM)


Personally, because I choose not to.

Posted by: tubal at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM


***

I'm lazy. Just haven't gotten around to sewing that yellow star on.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (axyOa)

314 This is the sort of thing DeWine the tyrant was
bitching about the legislature proposing a bill for. How dare the
representatives of the people expect to have a voice in their rule by a
bitch in a lab coat holding everyone hostage!

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (40d0J)

DeWine is quickly backing down on everything anyways. He's smart enough to realize people are sick of it. And I'm going camping this weekend at a state park.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (g3hz7)

315 Hey girl....We all miss . . . get your chin off the floor.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:30 PM (nw6Hr)


No, no, The Rack provides ample blockage between chin and floor.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (GbPPJ)

-----

Ha.


You made my shitty day all better.!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (nw6Hr)

316 Cavuto is a better doctor than Trump and he wants you to know that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (gd9RK)

317 I have plenty of z pac and zinc...My wife has a shit load of Hydroxchlo but threw it out??????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

What's the street value of that thing....
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (zr5Kq)

Probably could make a pretty penny on it today. LOL

And that VA study was not a good study and covuto should STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (85Gof)

318 Trump just told the press he's been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week or so.

Now they'll be hyperventilating about him taking it when it's not available to the entire population of the country for free. "He's hoarding it!"

Posted by: Bert G at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (OMsf+)

319 >>166 Bellmawr is a phonetic rendering of Baltimore, isn't it?

Actually the Philly area pronunciation of Baltimore is "Baldy More" as in the Avenue.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (vuisn)

320 @ChadPergram 4 minutes ago

McConnell: I am glad to announce that Senator Marco Rubio has accepted my invitation to serve as Acting Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (cF8AT)

321 FYI...this the second time today that Governor Cocksucking Murphy got bitch-slapped.

He was sued by ANJRPC (Association of NJ Rifle and Pistol Clubs) in federal court last week to reopen outdoor ranges, and he just caved...they will be reopening on Friday.


Their next target is indoor ranges.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (dLLD6)

322 Today was the day the lockdown ended.


Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:31 PM (sRP8d)

I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night the lockdown died

Posted by: Paper Lace, probably at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (uhPTO)

323 Well, now they say "stay 10 miles from home, save lives."

WTF... I thought, if a county sheriff pulls me over here, is he going to ask me how many miles from home I am? I doubted it, but hell, this is the State of Jared Penis. Who knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)
++++++++++++
It's everywhere in CO. The electronic highway signs bleat about being "safer at home" and warning motorists that the cops are out in force.

And they are. We have a lot of cops here, but their concentration is ludicrous. People are increasingly rejecting the "safer at home" crap and traffic is building for the past few weeks and is really accelerating now. As a result, the proles must be punished through aggressive enforcement. Plus, revenues.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

324 Cracking down on the law-abiding is nice, because you can fine them and get money.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (SwCv8)

325 So did PDJT just prescribe it himself? Or does he actually have a physician overseeing his care?

Maybe Dr. Cavuto could take the case.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (7ZQe3)

326 Hmmm.... Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine for a week and a half now.
Posted by: redridinghood

He said it helped him to lose weight and gives him renewed energy in the bedroom

Heads explode
/jk

Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (vd8XM)

327 @ChadPergram 4 minutes ago

McConnell: I am glad to announce that Senator Marco Rubio has accepted my invitation to serve as Acting Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

------------


In other words, McConnell is in charge.

Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (sRP8d)

328 paging BEN ROTHLIESBURGER

Posted by: x at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (nFwvY)

329 hydroxyocholoriquine = Hydroxychloroquine. That's a hard word to spell.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (Dhht7)

330 No, no, The Rack provides ample blockage between chin and floor.

lol! God, I love you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (dUJdY)

331 Cute that they are all concerned about PDT dropping dead from the hydroxichloroquine...

Posted by: Pliney at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (nzKWW)

332 Cavuto is breathless.
Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (gRXTc)
+++++++++++
He should go get tested. Shortness of breath is a COVID symptiom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

333 I have been quite depressed about the situation here but connecting with other likeminded people and figuring out actions to take makes me feel better about it.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM



I'm near Puyallup. I haven't listened to the news in weeks so I've no idea what the rules are now and I don't care. And judging by the traffic lately, no one else cares either.
Civil Disobedience is now my creed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (axyOa)

334 Posted by: Nancy B. at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM

I have to ask if you listen to Radio Free Redoubt on KTW.

Posted by: Bert G at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (OMsf+)

335 309 Caputo shitting on PDJT for taking hydroxyocholoriquine. Sites VA study that we're all going to die if you take it.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (Dhht7)

I cannot stand Cavuto. I change the channel as soon as he comes on FBN.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (cF8AT)

336 Ken Osmond, who was best known for his role as Eddie Haskell on the comedy series Leave It to Beaver, has died, Fox News can confirm. He was 76.

The original kiss ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (85Gof)

337 Nood completely safe vaccine against the cold virus that was developed in two months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (L+kF6)

338 Formally, the governor is guilty of violating New Jerseyan's Constitutional rights.

Posted by: Flyover, tired of covid theatre at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (Rbu5d)

339 "The 14th Amendment states that no state shall pass any law that infringes upon our rights as citizens, and we've been forced into our homes. Enough is enough.

False imprisonment is also a thing, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (SwCv8)

340 Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)

I've been staying off interstates and (mostly) US highways to avoid that shit.

Also, the scenery is nicer.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (PV8Xg)


I was contemplating a specific route, and a significant part of it would include a dirt road.

I was trying to use Google maps to determine if the road would be too rough for my pretty little sedan.

Alas, before the year is out the plan includes a nice 4WD vehicle with lots of ground clearance.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (hku12)

341 The beauty of Emperor Wolf's plan is after voting day so everyone voted by mail, but me.
Will see but doubt my lockdown won't be extended

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

342 332 Cavuto is breathless.
Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:34 PM (gRXTc)

Maybe he has French asthma, and can only catch his breath in snatches.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

343 283 That is great. There is a salon owner who has been open and has been getting the threatening letters. She was interviewed the other day and was in tears explaining she is going to lose her shop and possibly her home if she is not open now after two months of closure.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2020 04:38 PM (OFGpZ)

344 I live in Bakersfield....Damn, where'd that come from?

Posted by: DooDad at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (SnLSx)

345 Barr makes changes to the DC US Attorney's office.

https://tinyurl.com/yb8xoxyk

Interesting timing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

346 hydroxyocholoriquine = Hydroxychloroquine. That's a hard word to spell.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (Dhht7)


It will yield 1,700 points in Scrabble--if you land it on 3X score

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (CqE5x)

347 I cannot stand Cavuto. I change the channel as soon as he comes on FBN.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (cF8AT)

and fucking Hannity is all about the masks. wtf Hannity?? Its bullshit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (XEfKE)

348 Cavuto is asshoe

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (CqE5x)

349 Hmmm.... Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine for a week and a half now.
Posted by: redridinghood

He said it helped him to lose weight and gives him renewed energy in the bedroom

Heads explode
/jk



Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM



***

Can you imagine the Melania ad?

Looks seductively at the camera: "My man takes hydroxychloroquine...and I'm glad he does!"
Smiles....camera fades.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (axyOa)

350 @ChadPergram 4 minutes ago

McConnell: I am glad to announce that Senator Marco Rubio has accepted my invitation to serve as Acting Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.



Marco will come
#TwoWeeks
#TrustThePlan

Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (786Ro)

351 I've been drinking tonic water and periodically taking zicam for over a month now. May not prevent anything but I don't see the harm.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (V8uX9)

352 @ChadPergram 4 minutes ago

McConnell: I am glad to announce that Senator Marco Rubio has accepted my invitation to serve as Acting Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

------------


In other words, McConnell is in charge.
Posted by: SH at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (sRP8d)


Bleh. Looks like status quo.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

353 I no longer shop at places that require masks during these uncertain times.

Be safe, Menard's, without me!

Posted by: Flyover, tired of covid theatre at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (Rbu5d)

354 And this exchange with the reporters and Trump about the efficacy of HCQ is why Fauchi and Birx need to be fired immediately.


HCQ has been used as an antiviral for decades, it was also touted by the Fauchi weasel as a promising general use virus prophylactic as recently as 2015.


It's only being denigrated as way of attacking Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2020 04:40 PM (T+XCu)

355
What joke?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at May 18, 2020 04:33 PM (SchxB)


How to respond when there's a pretty significant letter missing from a requirement that masks must be worn in public areas.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2020 04:41 PM (GbPPJ)

356 Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)
++++++++++++
It's everywhere in CO. The electronic highway signs bleat about being "safer at home" and warning motorists that the cops are out in force.

And they are. We have a lot of cops here, but their concentration is ludicrous. People are increasingly rejecting the "safer at home" crap and traffic is building for the past few weeks and is really accelerating now. As a result, the proles must be punished through aggressive enforcement. Plus, revenues.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)


That's what I'm wondering, even if these counties don't want to be Jared's attack dogs, they sure won't mind the extra revenue.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2020 04:41 PM (hku12)

357 Cavuto is a better doctor than Trump and he wants you to know that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (gd9RK)

That fat giggler is one nutty buddy bar away from his heart blowing out of his chest...

Posted by: Boswell at May 18, 2020 04:41 PM (32YRo)

358 Well, y'all. Now I will be on lookout for pubic masks and know to elbow bump you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:42 PM (SK2xO)

359 "238 So are the wheels falling off of the lockdowns? Are the walls closing in on these governors and mayors?
Posted by: Bert G"

Yup. Even Newsom is backtracking on sports. Honestly, I give a lot of credit to Clay Travis. He has been fantastic these last two months. His evisceration of that hack Peter King during his interview was fantastic. No wonder The Bulwark did a hit piece on him. Of course, Travis hilariously blasted beta simp Tim Miller over it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2020 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

360 O.k., I'm going to start watching the tape of the Roundtable with Restaurant Executives and Industry Leaders. Two hours or so?

Posted by: m at May 18, 2020 04:42 PM (Fqlfr)

361 My first born daughter will move from Spokane to Post Falls, Id. , commute back for the job. Grandson also thinking to move cross the border.
Democrat party will be losing voters, not enough in WA. but it's a start.

Posted by: azalea city at May 18, 2020 04:42 PM (WX+x0)

362 Perhaps some Police officers are becoming uncomfortable with being the states jackboots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2020 03:45 PM (T+XCu)


I saw a video posted by a police officer (deputy?) from one of the jurisdictions around Seattle, WA last week in which the officer (apparently former US Army combat veteran) in which he is ruminating about this state of affairs. Flat out said that he would not violate a citizen's civil rights, other officers are in fact doing so and most police aren't ready for combat but if they keep it up, that's exactly what would happen. Last I heard, he was on administrative leave because he had been in uniform and driving a patrol car.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 18, 2020 04:43 PM (pJWtt)

363 I'm near Puyallup.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2020 04:37 PM (axyOa)

And you made fun of Belmawr?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2020 04:43 PM (dLLD6)

364 "@ChadPergram 4 minutes ago

McConnell: I am glad to announce that Senator Marco Rubio has accepted my invitation to serve as Acting Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence"


Big upgrade over Burr.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2020 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

365 309 Funny thing about that , Neil. We were fed a lot of that stuff in Vietnam. Like every week, like it or not.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 18, 2020 04:44 PM (C1Lsn)

366 PDT says, of the restaurant industry: "It's an industry that's been tremendously impacted by what's happening with COVID."

Covid, he says. Hmmm.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2020 04:44 PM (Fqlfr)

367 Does Zicam have zinc in it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2020 04:45 PM (dUJdY)

368 > 9oh and on radio coming back from store heard Barr is saying he didn't think Jug Ears or Creepy Uncle Joe wou ld be investigated.


saw that too on various twitters
0bama and Biden have gotten away with it


but remember, justice is blind...!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 18, 2020 04:46 PM (iTXRQ)

369
I'm sure POTUS will have no problem getting whatever he wants prescribed for him.

Remember JFK and Dr. Feelgood?

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 18, 2020 04:46 PM (rCwaK)

370 I know, nooded late but Murphy has issued a threat to the NJ gym owners
https://tinyurl.com/y9wq9ymt

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2020 04:47 PM (gRXTc)

371
DeWine is quickly backing down on everything anyways. He's smart enough to realize people are sick of it. And I'm going camping this weekend at a state park.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline at May 18, 2020 04:35 PM (g3hz7)

Yeah but it's ultimately not about this time. It's about preventing this goofy looking tyrant and his bitch health director (and whoever comes next) from being able to pull this shit again.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2020 04:47 PM (40d0J)

372 And abortion clinics.

Gotta keep the temples to Moloch open.

And any word on whether they closed the Mosques?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 18, 2020 03:55 PM (J+mig)

Moloch is greedy and jealous.

Oddly enough, not a peep anywhere about the religion of pieces.

Posted by: Flyover, tired of covid theatre at May 18, 2020 04:47 PM (Rbu5d)

373 He said it helped him to lose weight and gives him renewed energy in the bedroom

plus it gets me high as a tick on flea dust.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 18, 2020 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

374
Maybe Victoria's Secret can revive their failing business with a new line of hot pubic masks. Have a fashion show.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 18, 2020 04:48 PM (rCwaK)

375 Is President Trump taking meds to prevent covid? Or he has it?
Do any of the stupid reporters ask that?
Prayers several times a day for President Trump's safety and health. Somehow he looks YOUNGER than 4 yrs ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at May 18, 2020 04:48 PM (SK2xO)

376 so after much searching I found the CO emergency powers act: excerpt



The state of disaster emergency shall continue until the governor finds that the threat of danger has passed or that the disaster has been dealt with to the extent that emergency conditions no longer exist.
The governor terminates the state of disaster emergency by executive order or proclamation, but no state of disaster emergency may continue for longer than thirty days unless renewed by the governor. The general assembly, by joint resolution, may terminate a state of disaster emergency at any time.


SO- the 'emergency' lasts as long as the governor says it lasts- unless the state legislature gets up on its hind legs and says STOP

and that won't happen here in progressive Colorado

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 18, 2020 04:49 PM (iTXRQ)

377 For anyone interested, mawr means "large" and Bryn means "hill" in Welsh, I believe.

Posted by: Grannymimi at May 18, 2020 04:49 PM (u5LFV)

378 Gym should stay open in the face of their idiot Phil Murphy's Imperial Order forcing them all to close Time this Dirty Democrat got a good abmount of those who would tell this Rotten Democrat screw you

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 18, 2020 04:49 PM (FLiOE)

379 Second City Cop was quite angry about Lori Lightfoot
blockading of parking lots, and posting entire blocks as tow-away zones
just to keep parishioners out of churches.



The problem is his fellow cops are willing to go along with the fascists.

Posted by: rd at May 18, 2020 03:52 PM (+0uDE)


Last week I saw photos of people who had cut through some of the barriers and fences they put up to block access to parks, bike and running trails. The shootings on the south and west sides are going on like it's business as usual but Dykefoot has cops stationed along the lakefront so people can walk, jog or bike there.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2020 04:51 PM (FAVxD)

380 This man, He fights

Posted by: LTCHAM at May 18, 2020 04:52 PM (HQbXM)

381 "Yeah but it's ultimately not about this time. It's about preventing this goofy looking tyrant and his bitch health director (and whoever comes next) from being able to pull this shit again.
Posted by: Buzzion"


That is why I have been so critical of Hogan here in Maryland although he finally seems to have pulled his head out of his ass. He is the best we could hope for here and he still handled it badly. Heaven forbid next time and we have a Whitmer or Northram type as Gov.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 18, 2020 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

382 Posted by: Grannymimi at May 18, 2020 04:49 PM

Can't say knew what it means but can pronounce it

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2020 04:56 PM (ZCEU2)

383 Don't have access to HCQ, of course, but I have done one thing in terms of COVID avoidance: added a vitamin D and zinc supplement to my daily multivitamin. Since basically everyone is vitamin D deficient, I figure it is a good idea on general principle, COVID notwithstanding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)

384 Reporters all competing for the sickest burn, the most creatively-schemed accusatory question.

Yeah, that's all it is which is why Kayleigh is handling it perfectly, she takes a stupid attack question then jiu jitsu's it into an attack on them or their ideas, then promotes what Trump has accomplished and is doing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

385 Cavuto is a bad man. Really bad.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at May 18, 2020 05:13 PM (xXx5y)

386
Now imagine if they're on a train leaving New York city going 55 mph. Another train is leaving the Bakersfield Ca. station going 1000 mph, because it's a new bullet train. How long will it take them to collide into each other?
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2020 04:16 PM (vd8XM)


Never. The NY train is heading north. The Bakersfield train is headed east, will blow through the station, and punch a hole in the bed of the East River.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2020 05:16 PM (oTIO6)

387 Last I heard, he was on administrative leave because he had been in uniform and driving a patrol car.

Yeah the causes aren't equivalent, but its the same concept as Kaepernick. If you want to protest or make a statement... don't do it on the job in uniform.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

388 I live in Bakersfield....Damn, where'd that come from?
Posted by: DooDad at May 18, 2020 04:39 PM (SnLSx)
--------------

Another Bakersfield Moron!

Woot!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 05:21 PM (WEBkv)

389 Its eerie to me how accurate Animal Farm was. Eventually the pigs become the owners. The left has become everything it used to hate and fight against.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

390 Yeah, that's all it is which is why Kayleigh is handling it perfectly, she takes a stupid attack question then jiu jitsu's it into an attack on them or their ideas, then promotes what Trump has accomplished and is doing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
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That's after President Trump has used Twitter to bait the press into asking the questions PDT wants asked.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

391 https://youtu.be/mB7oUI32E1Y

Hat tip to Bakersfield

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

392 Hat tip to Bakersfield
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
--------------

Evidently, Buck was pretty good at spotting talent and giving sage advice to up and coming talent.

For instance, he advised Dwight Yoakum to "Keep his hat on."

I guess Dwight was a bit thin on top at a young age.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 18, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

393 Old and tired - G Strings

The New Hotness - Pubic Masks

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at May 18, 2020 05:38 PM (U2+zT)

394 I knew we had Bellmar here in (very nice small beach town) but never heard of Bellmawr, then i noticed it was by Philly and now understand why the name sounds like it was created by someone having a stroke, or who was severely intoxicated.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2020 11:14 PM (MSzCl)

395 Them Dimocrats sure are showin' their ass, aren't they?
heh heh heh

Posted by: Beverly at May 18, 2020 11:50 PM (SBMUk)

396 Mayor Lori Lightfoot, aka 'Groot,' aka Beetlejuice.
See: Goolag image

Posted by: Beverly at May 18, 2020 11:52 PM (SBMUk)

Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2020 11:59 PM (KATBx)

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