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Overnight Open Thread (27 May 2016)
To Stewart, patriotism was a shared ideal. Even the wealthy and well-connected had the sacred duty to stand up and fight for their country. So Stewart prepared for war. He logged more and more hours piloting his airplane. He hired a trainer to help him bulk up. In March 1941 - nine months before Pearl Harbor - Stewart, who had just won an Oscar for "The Philadelphia Story," was sworn into the Army ... as a private. After the Pearl Harbor attack, the Air Force wanted Stewart to sell war bonds, contending that he was too old (mid-30s) and too famous to risk flying combat missions. But he pushed and wrangled and charmed until - finally - he was sent to England and put in command of a squadron of B-24 Liberator bombers.
Wish we had more folks like James Stewart and his adopted son Ronald McLean. This is a good sign though. Teen keeps American flag from hitting the ground.
European Vacation
Europe is screwed. Thousands of migrants saved this week as traffic on Liby-Italy route swells. In very relevant and related news, how ISIS is infiltrating the migrant route from Libya to Europe. The Dead On Everest Pretty deadly year so far on Mount Everest. The extraordinary cost of retireving dead bodies from Mount Everest. VDH President Obama is visiting Hiroshima. Why not Pearl Harbor? Hate Crimes See, this is why I hate "hate crime" legislation. One murder shouldn't be more special than any other. Just apply the highest punishment every time regardless of who is involved. It's not like the folks killing cops are going to now not do it because they're afraid of it being called a hate crime. 'Blue Lives Matter' bill makes attacks on cops a hate crime. Modern Art
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:02 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:02 PM (OQ9R7)
And, that's not a woman on the horse. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:04 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 27, 2016 10:05 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:05 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:05 PM (ntObR)
So the idiot brunette in the video. It appears that she might have a decent rack, but I couldn't watch more than 45 seconds of that garbage. Anybody able to confirm the rackage?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:06 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2016 10:08 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: RTW at May 27, 2016 10:08 PM (3frOv)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: GOP at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (7PB/U)
-Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Not the GIF, the video four blocks above it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (OQ9R7)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)
She's in a store?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:09 PM (39g3+)
There's a horse?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
The stereotype is bassackwards, likely because of the type of women who want to enhance their own boobage and all taht.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
Strychnine
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM (7PB/U)
Lots of dust on the set that night.
A wonderful man.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
The bitter draught of a lifetime of regret, with a sidecar of lost opportunities.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (ZxmMG)
So the idiot brunette in the video. It appears that she might have a decent rack, but I couldn't watch more than 45 seconds of that garbage. Anybody able to confirm the rackage?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:06 PM (7PB/U)
BC, that's a man. You can see his package at around 1:02 in the video.
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome ale.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (OQ9R7)
Thank you! Sheesh. Like I don't know who Jennifer Connolly is.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (rmw+9)
-Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
Budweiser tonight, Warsteiner tomorrow for birthday fiesta.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:13 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
..............
Nothing. I was so looped last week I made an absolute ass of myself on here. Have been on a self imposed time out and haven't touched a drop since. Ok I am drinking something, it's called ice tea .
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:13 PM (YUgLc)
Choose any combination:
A. Racist embroidered imagery in merit badges
B. Nylon thread, petroleum industry's gateway drug
C. Appendage discrimination
D. Carpet bombing advocacy
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:11 PM
Dude...after watching that 80mph video.....make mine a double. The stoopid. It burnz!!!11!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (7PB/U)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (OQ9R7)
There may be hope for Ireland or the powers that be
wanted to get him out of the way and decided to send him there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (rmw+9)
There used to be a thing called "noblesse oblige".
Noblesse oblige is a French phrase literally meaning "nobility obliges". It denotes the concept that nobility extends beyond mere entitlements and requires the person who holds such status to fulfill social responsibilities, particularly in leadership roles.
I can't recall the last time I've heard that term being used in reference to anyone in DC, NY, or LA. As Instapundit is wont to point out, our ruling class is the worst ever.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (R+30W)
The problem was I hadn't seen her in years. My only memories are of super curvy beautiful Jennifer. The Jennifer I saw looked like she had a serious eating disorder. Her clothes hung on her like sacks.
Fuckin' Hollywood.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:15 PM (4ErVI)
We. Are. So. Fucked.
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:15 PM (t9WXv)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:13 PM
Nice. Happy b-day! I'm doing my best to make sure the rum is gone.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:16 PM (Q7bO0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
Zzzzzzzzquil so that I can go to sleep.Chronic insomnia is no fun, (I don't mean the poster here named iInsomniac; He seems like fun-at least he has a very good sense of humor)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)
What was once absurd is now whateverdude.
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (MQEz6)
The thing about Vickers is that I was astonished to see they made him the fucking ambassador to ireland. Maybe Canada isn't totally gone yet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
I fully expect that commie twink Trudeau to fire Vickers within a week.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
****
Big Miller Lites. You?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (YLidQ)
Yeah, she lost a ton of weight for Requiem for a Dream and kept it off. Got a nose job, and a Boob reduction job too, I think. She's still pretty but nothing nearly like she used to be.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (rmw+9)
I'd avoid that if I were you. There's something in it that if you take it more than a few days you'll get awful withdrawals after stopping. One of the worst feelings in my life.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (4ErVI)
-Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:16 PM (Q7bO0)
Anything that's worth doing is worth doing well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (t9WXv)
see they made him the fucking ambassador to ireland. Maybe Canada isn't
totally gone yet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
He's of Irish descent. BTW, before he was the House of Commons Sergeant-at-Arms, he was RCMP, including many years in the protective detail division.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (jOi+y)
insomnia is no fun, (I don't mean the poster here named iInsomniac; He
seems like fun-at least he has a very good sense of humor)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM
I hear ya, FS. Haven't slept well myself all week. I blame work stress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (Q7bO0)
Zzzzzzzzquil so that I can go to sleep.Chronic
insomnia is no fun, (I don't mean the poster here named iInsomniac; He
seems like fun-at least he has a very good sense of humor)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (rmw+9)
I really, really needed one good night's sleep. Husband suggested I take one of his muscle relaxers instead of my melatonin. I took just half of it and it knocked me out. Left me woozy as all get out the next morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2016 10:19 PM (ZxmMG)
You're just trying to fuck with my buzz, aren't you?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 10:19 PM (R+30W)
Cops are probably in there too, unless the laws were written back when it was assumed that cop-killers wouldn't be captured alive. (And CO's don't carry guns in prison, obviously)
Not a big fan of "hate crimes" legislation, but there's always special classes of victims. And special classes of defendants, too.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 27, 2016 10:19 PM (ZsN9X)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h3ntps6
Iraqi muslim migrant attacked for wearing tshirt with "I'm Muslim Don't Panic!"
He was attacked (and hospitalized) by muslims.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (LncQn)
There is no evidence that ISIS members are among the sainted "migrants".
And stop being bigoted; it's 2016, come on!
Posted by: John Oliver, Euro-Git at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (rmw+9)
I'd avoid that if I were you. There's something in it that if you take it more than a few days you'll get awful withdrawals after stopping. One of the worst feelings in my life.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (4ErVI)
I'm not no fun, but I do tend to the melancholic. I agree with the NyQuil, I wouldn't take it as a sleep aid. An antihistamine based sleep aid might be better, or you could just take Benadryl. There are some natural sleep aids I've found to be helpful as well.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM
Rum. Pyrat XO. Good stuff. Nose like burnt orange and caramel. Can't understand why it's always gone....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (Q7bO0)
of Commons Sergeant-at-Arms, he was RCMP, including many years in the
protective detail division.
Posted by: Vendette
He is one tough, no nonsense man. A man's man. He knows right from wrong and acts on it, no apologies, ma' am.
Yeah, I expect Twink Trudeau to sack him soon.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (+1T7c)
South Park predicted it years ago with the "Jewfin"
Someone here recently remarked that South Park is basically Nostradamus but with cursing & poop jokes.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:15 PM (t9WXv)
....
Yep and have been for the last 7 or so years.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM (t9WXv)
Which gives me a sadz.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
-Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:16 PM (Q7bO0)
Anything that's worth doing is worth doing well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:18 PM
*nods sagely*
*raises glass*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (Q7bO0)
Yes, that's the problem with many OTC remedies such as stufff like zzzzzzzzquil or even prescription meds It can leave you groggy the next day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (rmw+9)
Well, at this point without surgery they'd have been at her knees.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:17 PM (jR7Wy)
I did! Unfortunately, I am not making the trip up. I had to make some decisions on where to apportion vacation time and money. At that point it looked like a no go, so I made other choices.
But if it goes, I'm sure y'all will have a blast. We've been working our way up to it, I expect someone to finally get arrested this year.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:22 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: JROD at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:06 PM (7PB/U)
Nothing special. Average at best.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:21 PM (rmw+9)
---
You know what leaves me even groggier? No sleep!
*mixes Zzzquil and vodka with splash of Curacao and a twist of lime*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Different eras, different temperments, but men who knew right from wrong and acted on it.
And I think Stewart flew in B-17's but I could be wrong. He was also a natural leader of men. Some men are like that, other men gravitate to them because they are confident without being abrasive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (+1T7c)
There's a book that was written a few years ago that focused strictly on Jimmy Stewart's military career (the author and title escape me at the moment, and I'm too lazy to bing it). I read a couple of chapters in the bookstore and......dood was a total badass, who went through some seriously hairy shit during the war.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (t9WXv)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 27, 2016 10:20 PM (+1T7c)
If the Spawn of Pierre has some sense in his noggin, he'll do nothing more than to call up Vickers and tell him to keep a low profile for the next little while.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:12 PM (7PB/U)
Back in high school a friend called in a radio show, the topic was "most beautiful actresses." He got irate with the host when he didn't know who Jennifer Connolly was & hung up on him.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)
It may be the medications I'm on for this stupid arthritis, or maybe just some change in me somehow.
Hell, Ambien won't phase me, and even Ativan won't do much unless the dose is pretty high, too high for me to want to try.
The sleep disturbance is due to this stupid RA of course. But somehow, when my brain finally decides to throw the sleep switch, I'll be out, but nothing will do it until it decides to throw it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (DW+jj)
Class. How the hell does it work?
Gah. I can't wait until the entire grifter family is out of our faces every single day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (YUgLc)
And, that's not a woman on the horse. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:04 PM (ntObR)
Kind of looks like her rack is the stationary point about which the rest of her oscillates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (V9xP3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:22 PM (7PB/U)
---
Challenge accepted!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (Q7bO0)
Whiskey and 7Up.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:25 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:25 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (1ZOkK)
..........
I hope you have a lot of patience because he never will be.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:26 PM (YUgLc)
Co-starring Jennifer Connelly as Bond Girl Babette Baboobs.
She'll need to restore her rack though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:26 PM (4ErVI)
Thanks for the warning. I found that what helped with my sleep was being outside (I spent about three hours at my son's track meet) but since it's going to be in the 90s tomorrow that isn't happening.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:26 PM (rmw+9)
Just reading it gives me the willies.
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:23 PM (lvcdd)
Finally. Thank you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:13 PM (YUgLc)
You did? Must have missed that one. You were sounding pretty nice one night.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (lbcdD)
It must be nicotine gum. That's how you use it - chew a little, stop, chew a little.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (7qAYi)
Poll finds Venezuela shortages to exceed 80 percent
http://tinyurl.com/jmtrghy
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (wQWv4)
Drugs are bad for you.
Say it again, drugs are bad for you.
Even at 80 MPH...even if you do not understand that at 80 MPH you travel 80 miles in 60 minutes...drugs are bad for you, Dude!
Posted by: Smelly Kat at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (4Dtjq)
According to Mayor Garcetti we owe them a debt of gratitude for doing their time in prison.
Hey thanks for robbing and raping grandma. Here's a job with Cal Trans and living skills training . WTF?!
Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (t9WXv)
Jameson Black Barrel tonight for me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (LuZz8)
Oh, and as for the dog thing, there's worse, much much worse.
http://tinyurl.com/h9uk8vg
Somewhere in Afghanistan a gentle Taliban shepherd is missing his....friend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Yes; I'm up early. I have to switch things around. Sometimes I use zzzzzquil. sometimes I use melatonin, sometimes I use some natural stuff in a pill.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:28 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
Vickers was appointed Ambassador to Ireland by our previous PM, Stephen Harper, a Conservative. Now we have the Liberal twit Justin Trudeau as PM. I fully expect him to recall Vickers, "because that's not who we are" and appoint some muslima scrunt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 10:28 PM (V9xP3)
Stay the fuck out and get the fuck out.
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)
But it's the current year...right now!
Posted by: John Oliver, Euro-Git at May 27, 2016 10:28 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:27 PM (lbcdD)
...........
Thank you, really that helps. I have felt like shit since then. 99.9 % of my life is nothing but nice but I must have hit that itty bitty fraction that was left that night. Still feeling sheepish
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (YUgLc)
Oh, and as for the dog thing, there's worse, much much worse.
http://tinyurl.com/h9uk8vg
Somewhere in Afghanistan a gentle Taliban shepherd is missing his....friend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)
---
Another advocate for the nanny state.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (qUNWi)
wanted to get him out of the way and decided to send him there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:14 PM (rmw+9)
Vickers has family connections in ireland. He wanted the job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (V9xP3)
I must have missed it to, so maybe you thought it was worse than other people did.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:31 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (qUNWi)
So I wandered off into the WeirdZone on YouTube. This and that which shouldn't exist or you won't believe or whatever. Managed to extricate myself by clicking on a Natl Geographic show on UFOs. 45 minutes of "how would a flying saucer work"? No, thanks.
After which, I see what's up on AoS and find the ONT. With an extra-dose-of-stupid video. Good to see that those two black guys on the porch in a video months ago aren't the only ones too stupid to figure out the 80mph question. Diversity!
And if you go to the 80mph gals video's page on YouTube, the sidebar has lots more how-stupid-are-we videos.
Who needs alcohol to destroy the brain when we have our fellow citizens?
Morons, I loves ya, because I know 99% of you are not the burning stupid. Where else can say that. (If you're wondering who the 1% is, it's probably you.)
Posted by: mindful webworker going 80mph at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (5YE4e)
Posted by: !Jeb! at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (PLnZs)
Yes
and if so why?
Feed him too much. He should be about 70 pounds. Doggie diet time!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)
Ok I'll admit it. That name whistles past me too.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (lbcdD)
The story's got legs. And tails.
Oh. And I bought a buoyancy operated aquatic transport today. I must be the middle class that Ace was talking about that the left hates so much.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)
Ok I'll admit it. That name whistles past me too.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (lbcdD)
Dude...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks for the warning. I found that what helped with my sleep was being outside (I spent about three hours at my son's track meet) but since it's going to be in the 90s tomorrow that isn't happening.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:26 PM (rmw+9)
.............
It's like babies and dogs. Fresh air wears them out. I was looking forward to a long weekend of sweating my tail off in the yard and sleeping hard but forcast says it's not to be. ( need to google if Al Gore is in the vicinity)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: mindful webworker going 80mph at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (5YE4e)
When I first started using youtube it took many clicks to end up in the weird place. Then they improved the site and now it only takes two, maybe three clicks to get there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (4ErVI)
I've been off the grid a lot lately and was wondering about that!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 10:34 PM (wYnyS)
What would be an example? Benadryl. It's probbaly not good to take too much either
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:34 PM (rmw+9)
Well, you're in for a treat. Career Opportunities (where the horsey ride vid comes from) is a decent place to start. Rocketeer is another.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:35 PM (39g3+)
Do any of you have large dogs (90 lbs or more)
and if so why?
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (qUNWi)
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I have a pup who's about 5'10" and 170 lbs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy)
wanted to get him out of the way and decided to send him there.
Yes, in all the ways.
On the other hand, it was at a ceremony celebrating Britain's 1916 war dead.
Who decided that crushing the Easter Rebellion was something the Brits should be celebrating?
The People of the Freckles don't see it that way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:35 PM (1xUj/)
For example, I'll take the dog boys any day over the adult baby fetish types who get off on wearing diapers and pissing and shitting in them.
Remember that case of the lard ass adult baby who was on disability for his "condition", and threatened to kill himself if benefits were cut off. And the SJWs loved him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)
Any antihistamine. Just a couple. knocks me out.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)
That was baaaaad. *rimshot*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)
Ok I'll admit it. That name whistles past me too.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (lbcdD)
Dude...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Mulholland Falls. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: HTL at May 27, 2016 10:36 PM (hhBXE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:37 PM (rmw+9)
I've been off the grid a lot lately and was wondering about that!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 10:34 PM (wYnyS)
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Maaaayyyyybe. Perhaps more of a casual gathering rather than a MoMee. Nothing official yet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:37 PM (jR7Wy)
****
Yes. A 95 lb. Lab/Mastiff named Lulu. She is currently rightsized. If I let her go she would easily be 120+.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:38 PM (YLidQ)
I use Tylenol PM sometimes to do that too, when I am having a tough time getting to sleep. Curling up with Jennifer Connolly circa Rocketeer or Cake Girl would probably help too. Warmmmm sofffttt
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:38 PM (YUgLc)
Can't buy a beer in Canada. Can't buy a beer in Ireland.
Posted by: ThunderB, War Criminal at May 27, 2016 10:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:39 PM (39g3+)
I love hearing coyotes howl in the distance. Its not quite as sweet and wild as wolves but still. Very cowboy and wide open spaces.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:39 PM (39g3+)
Just so I have this straight a man can pretend to be a dog. A man can pretend to be a woman. A white woman can't pretend to be black. Can a white man pretend to be a black dog (not the Led Zeppelin song)?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (45oDG)
Class. How the hell does it work?
Gah. I can't wait until the entire grifter family is out of our faces every single day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (1ZOkK)
it's nicorette. He chews it pretty much every time he's in public and not giving a speech.
Smoking is a hard habit to kick, and he seemingly doesn't want to be pictured smoking, so... it's either that, e-cigarettes, or the patch.
The patch is kind of a wild ride and is no fun, so I can see why he chooses the gum.
I don't judge him too much on that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (AkOaV)
In fact I think if you criticize a cop you should be subject to immense tasing and or pepper spraying
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (2IvUu)
good actor and seemed like a good guy (He was a Hollywood actor married
for 45 years which is unusual). I think I will read parts of it at
church on Sunday when we have Memorial Day remembrances. We have a lady
there who husband died about a year ago. He was our least surviving WWII
vet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:37 PM (rmw+9)
Whether it's Memorial Day or November 11, "In Flanders Fields" is always an appropriate poem.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (jOi+y)
Ok, Dark City too.
Hell, she's still good looking.
Posted by: TheSev at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (Av8i6)
Gah. I can't wait until the entire grifter family is out of our faces every single day.
I was on the phone with an 'Ette earlier and said "when he's out of office he's going to follow the Bush model of decorum and..."
and I never got to finish the sentence for all the riotous mocking and laughing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)
That's good. I could see people wanting him out of the way-people such as Trudeau fils and I heard it suggested at the time. I'm sure Trudeau fils is glad he's out of Canada. Trudeau fils is not one of my favorite people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:41 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:41 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (N8hFs)
*****
I will contratulate you now on you future happiest day of your life.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:42 PM (YLidQ)
Thanks, please keep me in mind!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 10:42 PM (wYnyS)
said "when he's out of office he's going to follow the Bush model of
decorum and..."
and I never got to finish the sentence for all the riotous mocking and laughing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (1xUj/)
*Joins in with the mocking and laughing*
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:42 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:42 PM (k4M/B)
...............
No but if I didn't watch it she would be. I adopted her at about 40 lbs. She is now bucking 60. I make her walk every day and try to watch her feed. My problem is the puppy dog eyes when I eat and I tend to share. Lab/Retriever mix. Scared to death of storms and is on me and in my face the first gust of wind. We had a doozy Monday night and woke up with bruises on my ribs the next day because she had to be so close. I wish I knew how to fix that. Poor thing
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:43 PM (YUgLc)
I don't judge him too much on that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (AkOaV)
Sorry, but he was on the world stage giving a presser. If he can't go without Nicorette or whatever for that period of time, he's got worse problems than cigs. Like....oh, I don't know....blow?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:43 PM (1ZOkK)
http://tinyurl.com/zoqdw3f
Jen in Rocketeer
http://tinyurl.com/zjjerx2
Jen in Career Opportunities, sans horsie ride
http://tinyurl.com/hdhayct
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (qUNWi)
Three dogs. One 96 lbs., one 75 and one 65. All are rescues, so it's pretty much just what walks in the door. But the 96 lb. dog is by far the most amiable.
Posted by: HTL at May 27, 2016 10:44 PM (hhBXE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (1xUj/)
Scuse me. You misspelled swearing and blaspheming.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:44 PM (7PB/U)
Challenge accepted!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Hmmmm, this sounds fascinating...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 10:44 PM (bpTue)
I choked on my KFC when I read that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:44 PM (39g3+)
Coyotes are pretty much everywhere whether you knew it or not.
I mean every.where.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)
They've been living in downtown ATL for years.
One of son's battle buddies stayed with us last week, job and apartment hunting. He said when they were training at 29 Palms, the coyotes would come up to their tents at night and press their noses against them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)
I think there is now a lot of evidence of coyote-dog crosses, coydogs or dogyotes in "residential" areas.
I swear I heard a pack howling at the edge of my property a week or two ago and know that a local guy terminated a few that were after some of his calves!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 10:42 PM (k4M/B)
He hasn't done much for anyone since the Persians got a hold of him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (45oDG)
Do any of you have large dogs (90 lbs or more)
and if so why?
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27,
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Yup, she just turned 1 yr old yesterday. I haven't weighed her recently, but I'd guess she weighs about 110-120lbs. She is stronger than I am nearly.
The why part, I've wanted a Great Dane since I was a little kid. They're cool! Also very smart and funny and fiercely protective. I also like the challenge of training a giant breed dog. It makes me feel like a bad ass.
Why do you ask why? You don't like larger doggies?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (2YVzk)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (DW+jj)
One of those holes in the water you throw money into?
jk have fun.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (LncQn)
I mean every.where.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)
I haven't seen any coyotes but I see a lot of cougars on Rush Street
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:30 PM (YUgLc)
Well on the night I was paying attention, IIRC:
1) fluffs pillow for dog
2) likes to shoot varmints in the desert (or wherever you were)
3) drinks beer
Sounded like a keeper to me.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: eman at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:43 PM (1ZOkK)
If there were cocaine in nicorette gum, we'd all be chewing it.
It's just nicotine.
I take it you never smoked, but trust me... it can be difficult.
I mean, I would highly suspect that he still smokes if he's still this reliant on nicorette 9-10 years after he supposedly quit (and he was supposedly a light smoker, which I also don't really believe, but hey)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (AkOaV)
I would not at all be surprised if it wasn't only effective for some and not others. That's something medical science does not seem to always take into account. Most over the counter cold medicine doesn't do a thing for me. Alka Selzer works, but not much else. Of course, its packed with sugar so, I'm just miserable a different way
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: phreshone at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (12kBq)
We'll need pics or preferably video or it didn't happen
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (2IvUu)
And I'm sure by "active" he means in our faces every fucking day.
He'll make Jimmy Carter look Reaganesque.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Who decided that crushing the Easter Rebellion was something the Brits should be celebrating?
The People of the Freckles don't see it that way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:35 PM (1xUj/)
This was in Dublin, the Republic of Ireland. The ceremony was a remembrance of all the dead. Sort of in the spirit of peace and reconciliation, doncha know. Shit-disturber was some kind of Provo irredentist.
And when the Garda finally got their hands on him, they smacked him around, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (V9xP3)
Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (2YVzk)
See, I thought the rack age looked...doable. Heh. But I will admit that I also thought "Honey, you're nowhere near pretty enough to be that stupid."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (39g3+)
Oh. And I bought a buoyancy operated aquatic transport today. I must be the middle class that Ace was talking about that the left hates so much.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2016 10:33 PM (N8hFs)
You bought a busty Japanese lesbian?
Good God, I love Amazon Prime.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (LuZz8)
Challenge accepted!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Hmmmm, this sounds fascinating...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 10:44 PM (bpTue)
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C'mon Beebs, let's make the police blotter. Is COPS still on? We'll be pixilated but we'll flash the Horde gang sign so's you'll all know it's us.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh so you're a yacht-packing millionaire like Rubio then?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:50 PM (39g3+)
I swear I heard a pack howling at the edge of my property a week or
two ago and know that a local guy terminated a few that were after some
of his calves!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 10:46 PM (wYnyS)
Hroth, you know where I live. I saw a coyote last November.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:50 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2016 10:50 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)
Sounds like my kinda fun. Can we get drunk & start a brawl?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (bpTue)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j595xq3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (rmw+9)
The reason I ask is I don't know why someone would want such a large animal.
I met a Great Dane recently that was sweeter than sugar but my god..the upkeep and the poop...
the slobber...
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi)
You'll most likely meet T in the process
It's a twofer!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:52 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:52 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 27, 2016 10:52 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:48 PM (7PB/U)
ALL rackage is doable. It just isn't that impressive.
And yeah, she can't get away with being stupid like Miss South Carolina or Andrea Tantaros can.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:53 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: a cowboy at May 27, 2016 10:53 PM (H9MG5)
"Woman trying to prove vegans can do anything among four dead on Mount Everest."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 27, 2016 10:53 PM (AHDxb)
Pictures and movies do her no justice
Of course T is a very close second
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (2IvUu)
1) fluffs pillow for dog
2) likes to shoot varmints in the desert (or wherever you were)
3) drinks beer
Sounded like a keeper to me.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:47 PM (lbcdD)
..................
Those are all true. That was a 99.9 percent night I think!
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (8aOqE)
I met a Great Dane recently that was sweeter than sugar but my god..the upkeep and the poop...
the slobber...
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi)
Known a lot of dogs. Honestly, it's almost an ironclad rule in my experience that the big dogs are just big babies. Big sweeties. In the pet store one time and a lady came in with a 140 Rottie. That thing was the biggest baby. Flopped on the floor and practically begged for a belly scratch.
Little dogs.....yippy little assholes.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (7PB/U)
I hate to laugh about anything involving death but...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Molly k
One of our dogs doesn't like storms. A Thundershirt and a dose of Rescue Remedy is pretty helpful.
Posted by: Aviator at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (c7vUv)
You'll most likely meet T in the process
It's a twofer!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (2IvUu)
You know, we could come to Hawaii and see how many Marines we could...ummm...hurt. You want to drive us around NCJ?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (bpTue)
/interesting that the only refugees are adult men claiming to be children...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (AHDxb)
Ummm, no, not even close to being true
Pls go to zombies website for photo evidence
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (bpTue)
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Yes, let's get a donnybrook going in the rough-and-tumble, working class streets of Alexandria.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (jR7Wy)
At least she's reduced her carbon footprint.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (8aOqE)
The thing about large breed dogs is, they live half as long as smaller dogs.
And they poop like horses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)
I'll even bust out the firepower and we can hit the range
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM
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Laughter isn't inappropriate.
She's a Darwin Award winner, that's for sure.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (AHDxb)
Dude ....Jennifer and Virginia Madsen both in that flick.
Crazymaking.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (qUNWi)
Jim
(see above)
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (McRlu)
Check this recent story out at OCWeekly. Yeah, the article is oh-so-PC but at the same time IMHO kicking out the guy who said the offending words is *just good business sense.*
"I Want Them Out of My Country" Says Loser to Muslim Ladies at Orange (California) Ice Cream Shop
http://tinyurl.com/jabhn6d
And BTW, said Muslim ladies are AFAIK neither suing or complaining about the shop, or filing a "hate complaint" with the gubmint. They just responded to the offender at the time, "we're here, sucks to be you."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (39g3+)
Little dogs.....yippy little assholes.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (7PB/U)
****
As someone who has always had Lab Retriever mixes, I concur. Love them, do not like little yappers.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (YLidQ)
Woman trying to prove vegans can do anything among four dead on Mount Everest.
I hate to laugh about anything involving death but...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (39g3+)
Dood, don't EVEN think about it.
Posted by: Zombie Jim Fixx at May 27, 2016 10:57 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (mvenn)
You know who else is a vegan? Billy Jeff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Aviator at May 27, 2016 10:55 PM (c7vUv)
...............
What is Rescue Remedy? I've never heard of it.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (fC9RO)
And for rSJW types all those dead bodies clutter up the place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (rmw+9)
Jogging is a pretty lousy way to exercise, but I guess its faster than walking.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (39g3+)
NEXT!
Sincerely,
-Cleveland
Now we get to lose another Championship!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 10:54 PM (YUgLc)
That's why you're now a "must meet." : )
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)
At least she's reduced her carbon footprint.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (T/cxb)
++++
Oh man, you are cold.
Almost as cold as she is! *rim shot*
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (R+30W)
And they poop like horses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Yeah. I knew a couple who had, at one point, three Irish Wolfhounds. Sweet critters, but dumb as a post. And tall. And when one of them dropped a deuce in Vancouver, seismographs in Victoria would record a magnitude 3 event.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:00 PM (V9xP3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 10:58 PM (fC9RO)
Huh. Deja vu.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)
NEXT!
Sincerely,
-Cleveland
Now we get to lose another Championship!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)
Hallelujah!
Posted by: The rest of Canada, forced to watch the media hype at May 27, 2016 11:00 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: E!SPN at May 27, 2016 11:01 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:01 PM (39g3+)
care about you or depend about you since the chances of dying are good.
I read somewhere that Everest isn't too bad, provided you're a seasoned climber and come prepared. The problem is that it's almost gotten too easy, to the point where inexperienced climbers think that they can handle it. They get into trouble and things go south.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO)
experience that the big dogs are just big babies. Big sweeties.)))
With a big sweetie dog if you attack it's owner/family in front of it you are way more likely to lose an arm compared to the more aggressive small dog.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:02 PM (LncQn)
Pls go to zombies website for photo evidence
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (2IvUu)
Ima just gonna take your word for it and walk that comment back.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:02 PM (lbcdD)
And they poop like horses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (1ZOkK)
*****
This is true when you are talking about purebreds. The mutts I have always rescued tend to live to 15 years plus.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Gravity at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (ntObR)
Or knock at all.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)
You're obviously going insane. It's probably your prostate. You better get it checked out.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (hVdx9)
And you have 30,000 dollars or whatever to kick around to pay for the attempt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:02 PM (LncQn)
Well, yes, a lot of the large breeds are incredibly loyal to and protective towards their owners. This is a plus.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Molly k
A homeopathic medication that is a mixture of herbs and flowers in a liquid form. (sold for people) You can buy it on Amazon. Sounds hokey, but it does seem to have a calming effect on the dog.
Posted by: Aviator at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (c7vUv)
Wonder if you've ever seen the show "The King of Queens." I admit, the show made drivers look like... well... not exactly quality-minded people.
Then again, it was a sitcom.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 10:59 PM (39g3+)
...............
I don't get it, Almost every jogger/runner I know that is above a certain age had new knees or hips. I prefer walking myself. Not crazy arm flailing skipping shit. Just a good clip with my dog. So relaxing and good for you.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (rmw+9)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (rmw+9)
That's the problem. People with more money than brains.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:05 PM (fC9RO)
The reason I ask is I don't know why someone would want such a large animal.
I met a Great Dane recently that was sweeter than sugar but my god..the upkeep and the poop...
the slobber...
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi)
Larger doggehs are immune to a lot of problematic human/doggeh interactions. If you step on one, it's likely to complain -- but not to bite you. If you shove it somewhere, it'll likely just accept the shoving. They don't circle around to sneak up behind you because they know you'll notice.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 11:05 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:05 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO)
Nepal should put it out for bids. Maybe Trump resorts could run oxygen lines up the mountain, and put in escalators, and yuuuge! luxurious shelter cabins. It'd be a Hell of a tourist attraction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (V9xP3)
Probably so. It's low-impact and you can set your own rhythm. Only problem is, it doesn't burn tons of calories at a time, unless you do tons of it at a time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (ntObR)
It seems to me that you shouldn't do Everest if you have people who
care about you or depend about you since the chances of dying are good.
I read somewhere that Everest isn't too bad, provided you're a seasoned climber and come prepared. The problem is that it's almost gotten too easy, to the point where inexperienced climbers think that they can handle it. They get into trouble and things go south.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO)
Back in the 80s, our Ranger-qualified battalion chaplain tried to climb Mt McKinley twice. Despite months of training, he had to turn back both times because of weather. The second attempt must have really been dicey. I remember seeing him about a week later and it looked like his face had been dragged behind a dirt bike.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 10:50 PM (jOi+y)
I haven't seen one yet (unless I saw a coyote and mistook it for a fox) but there sure as heck was a singing pack serenading the neighborhood a few weeks ago!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (wYnyS)
Oh my
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (2IvUu)
that is above a certain age had new knees or hips. I prefer walking
myself. Not crazy arm flailing skipping shit. Just a good clip with my
dog. So relaxing and good for you.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (YUgLc)
I used to run, years ago, in addition to barre classes. Two knee surgeries later, I can walk, but not power walk like I once did. However, taking tumeric capsules every day has been like a miracle for me for the knee pain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: michelle fields at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM
The vegan climbers? Yeah, from what I read they were very experienced.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
****
All I know is that the descent seems to be more deadly than the ascent. Many have simply dropped dead on the way down.
I looked up that Ghosts of Everest site 4 years ago. There were at least a dozen dead littering the mountain
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
Four variations on the bearded hipster "man enough" poster for Hillary:
I'm With Stupid
Only the he-manliest of the he-manly need apply.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/im-with-stupid
Posted by: mindful webworker is not with her at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (5YE4e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (bpTue)
I sure hope Eris is a chick.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Aviator at May 27, 2016 11:04 PM (c7vUv)
Oh shit! If I don't calm down, the Boss is going to give me another dose of that awful-tasting shit.
Posted by: Aviator's Dog at May 27, 2016 11:08 PM (V9xP3)
I think the number of folks going up to summit is slowing down the process causing one to spend even more time in the Death Zone.
Posted by: CDR M at May 27, 2016 11:08 PM (McoS+)
chaplain tried to climb Mt McKinley twice. Despite months of training,
he had to turn back both times because of weather. The second attempt
must have really been dicey. I remember seeing him about a week later
and it looked like his face had been dragged behind a dirt bike.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (LuZz
I've heard that McKinley is nasty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:08 PM (fC9RO)
I read it's 30,000 t0 60,000 an attempt so they forked out 60,000 so that she got killed and he now has no wife. I hope they had no kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:08 PM (rmw+9)
experience that the big dogs are just big babies. Big sweeties.)))
With a big sweetie dog if you attack it's owner/family in front of it you are way more likely to lose an arm compared to the more aggressive small dog.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:02 PM (LncQn)
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Mine is as gentle as can be but one day saw a side of her that proves your point. My granddaughter was about 4 and her mom had just about enough and raised her voice at her and walked toward her. My dog came unglued and almost took a piece out of Mom. Blew me away. Now say a burgler came in some night my dog would lead her to the loot if he rubbed her ears.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 11:08 PM (YUgLc)
Oh my
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (2IvUu)
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With all my time in Hawaii, I wonder if I ever crossed paths with you, NJC. You in Honolulu? You ever tell a brunette in a VW bug to "slow the fuck down!"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO)
Dammit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (7PB/U)
Wonder if you've ever seen the show "The King of Queens." I admit,
the show made drivers look like... well... not exactly quality-minded
people.
Then again, it was a sitcom.
Posted by: qdpsteve"
Yes, it's my second job that I'm working to be able to pay for my wife's insurance since TFGCare caused our rates to go through the roof.
I generally don't watch sitcoms, because they inevitably make the guys in the show idiots in some way or the other.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: ahnold at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (PLnZs)
The poop thing doesn't bother me bc she is the first dog I have ever owned so I have nothing to compare the quantity to. It just seems normal. The slobber is only an issue after she drinks water and I just wipe her mouth down to prevent the drool from getting on me or furniture.
Probably the only thing that bothers me is when she knocks me down. I look at her and think "Why is this small horse living inside my house with me?" Even then I can't be mad bc she does it accidentally. She thinks of herself as a lapdog and literally tries to sit on my lap. She winds up crushing my legs and Inhave to shove her off. She has no sense of her size, speed, or strength.
Here watch this video. MisHum sent it to me bc he is a total sweetheart. It's the first video about the little girl learning to walk again.
http://barkpost.com/video/
http://barkpost.com/video/
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (6IPEM)
I'd keep my distance from a pissed off chihuahua....just sayin'.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (X/tvA)
I believe in don't ask don't tell but post pics on AoShq
I'm a giver like that
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (2IvUu
Can T get us out if we start a brawl?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (lbcdD)
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Well I choose to identify as one.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (ntObR)
At least she's reduced her carbon footprint.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 10:56 PM (T/cxb)
If reincarnation were true, we could hope she comes back as bacon.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (M0ddJ)
dammit
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (1ZOkK) <<
It's not a turmer... ic.
Posted by: Arnold S. at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (H9MG5)
I'm already getting hip issues. I already know at some point in the future, surgery is coming. It is not debilitating yet but it is painful at times. I've been taking chondroitin glucosamine w/ MSM and it has helped greatly.
Posted by: CDR M at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (McoS+)
My 70 pound bully-dog Fatso McPoopsalot would try to climb into your shirt pocket if you let her.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (X/tvA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
For some reason, Eris, I just can't imagine you exceeding the speed limit!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Molly k
****
Power walkers look like someone with diarrhea trying to get to a bathroom before they lose control.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
"Mmm, nice hot tub massage... hey!! Wait a minute!!!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)
she was great in 'rescue me'
she told the denis leary character, "get out of my truck" when he tried going sensitve-male on her.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Post some pics and let us decide.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (lbcdD)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (8aOqE)
Depending on the years you were here it would most likely be you telling the skinny dude on the Yamaha sport bike to slow down or the crazy cabbie to hit a wall already
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (8aOqE)
Like pet rocks without the maintenance?
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (uAvJJ)
BCochran1981 #100 Oh, and as for the dog thing, there's worse, much much worse.
http://tinyurl.com/h9uk8vg
I'm sure you're right. I know you're right. But with all the else that's hit me today, I don't think I can click that link.
Posted by: mindful webworker is not with her at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (5YE4e)
Not as much fun as a woman, but guns and ammo never say no and always let me take them home, so there's that.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (lbcdD)
I looked up that Ghosts of Everest site 4 years ago. There were at least a dozen dead littering the mountain
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
It's 200+, including one body that most climbers have to go over in order to reach the summit.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:14 PM (jOi+y)
She is a lawyer after all
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:14 PM (2IvUu)
Not as much fun as a woman, but guns and ammo never say no and always let me take them home, so there's that.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (lbcdD)\
Plus your friends can watch.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (X/tvA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
the book "into thin air" emphasized that the traffic on the mountain is much of what creates the danger. There are choke points where only one climber can pass at a time, and they are not short passages. So waiting times at either end can become lengthy. Hours, IIRC.
Since weather is always iffy, it's the wait that can end up killing you.
And there's no one to meter the traffic or set a schedule.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (M0ddJ)
I'm already getting hip issues. I already know
at some point in the future, surgery is coming. It is not debilitating
yet but it is painful at times. I've been taking chondroitin
glucosamine w/ MSM and it has helped greatly.
Posted by: CDR M at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (McoS+)
I tried every over-the-counter remedy there is for my knees. I would have pain and swelling in my right knee (surgery for torn meniscus years ago) so bad I could barely walk, especially when it was cold and rainy.
Someone suggested taking turmeric every day, and I bought Nature's Bounty at Kroger, and instead of the one capsule per day recommended, began taking two. That was about two years ago. No more swelling. No more pain, unless I'm in heels all day. It's been like a miracle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (PLnZs)
chaplain tried to climb Mt McKinley twice. Despite months of training,
he had to turn back both times because of weather. The second attempt
must have really been dicey. I remember seeing him about a week later
and it looked like his face had been dragged behind a dirt bike.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 11:06 PM (LuZz
"Ranger-qualified battalion chaplain". Just gonna stop there.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Vendette
****
Cave of the green boots, wasn't it?
Hell, they have found bodies of climbers that disappeared decades ago.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: freaked at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (byyxn)
This is a first. There hasn't been video from this perspective before.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF7wQGkF8ZJ/
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 11:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2016 11:12 PM (8aOqE)
...............
There is a bit of truth to that. Had a Miniature Pom for 14 years. Pretty sure that little guy was made of rubber. Was hit by cars and trailers (you name it) and came out smelling like a Clinton every time. Sadly though all good things must come to an end and was finally sent to his running ground in the sky one night when we were on our way out for dinner.
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 11:16 PM (YUgLc)
She is a lawyer after all
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:14 PM (2IvUu)
I vote we go tear up Waikiki Eris. Bet Gushie would be in with ever so slight arm twisting.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:16 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: mindful webworker is not with her at May 27, 2016 11:13 PM (5YE4e)
Man leaves polite society to go live with goats. Has special prostheses made so he would "look like them." The goats did not accept him. He had a sad.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:17 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Vendette
****
He will help our enemies meet Jesus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (jOi+y)
I knew a chaplain that was former SF. Got out, went to seminary, and decided to serve god as a chaplain.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (fC9RO)
Having an actual free weekend rocks.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (2IvUu)
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Posted by: zombie buddy clinton at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
Nah. Run-walkers are those weird looking walkers. Power walkers just walk faster than normal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (1ZOkK)
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Had a bear turn up the other day in Pasadena, CA.
Smaller critters (skunks, possums) regularly show up from time to time. And the city had coyote problems a while back (though not recently). But this is the first time I can recall hearing about a bear.
Bears do regularly show up in Monrovia, though, which isn't far away.
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2016 11:19 PM (LRVQe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF7wQGkF8ZJ/
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 11:16 PM (sdi6R)
Thanks, that was fantastic!
Posted by: Hrothgar says 'BTW F@#k Cancer!' at May 27, 2016 11:19 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale)))
Isn't that the same job as all Rangers?
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:19 PM (LncQn)
Posted by: Vendette
****
He will help our enemies meet Jesus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
One way or another...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2016 11:19 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Have they made it into an Olympic event yet?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)
Having an actual free weekend rocks.
................
Good for you! Now please watch your mouth. They are not criminals, They are justice involved persons ( Something like that, I know I got the first 2 words right)
Posted by: Molly k at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (YUgLc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:16 PM (bpTue)
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Been there, tore it up on many occasions. You need to take your man there, ply him with likker, and loll about on the sand.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (jR7Wy)
http://bit.ly/jencon-bw
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's so artistic at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (5YE4e)
"Ranger-qualified battalion chaplain". Just gonna stop there.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (jOi+y)
I swear, it's the truth. I swear on Jen Connelly's unreduced boobs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM (LuZz8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UykyiKczbw
They are all pooh-poohing it like it was the KKK that created the ad.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
I heard bears turn up at the Super Bowl like they will at the end of this coming season!!!
Cutler will be the MVP!!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (2IvUu)
Yep. It is agonizing to watch....
JUST RUN!
RUN DAMMIT!
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Doesn't Hillary have a power walker installed/concealed in her pantsuit?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (ntObR)
He was the talk of the whole damn place, and when you saw him, you'd just laugh out loud.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Willy J
***
Technically true.
His bullets are extra holey tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:22 PM (NvC7m)
JUST RUN!
RUN DAMMIT!
Posted by: garrett
*****
The Olympics descends further into Idiocracy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gqkkpm2
And with that, I'll- try to-call it a night. God bless you all. Thx for the interesting chat and thanks for the great ONT, CDR M.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (rmw+9)
Yo garrett
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (2IvUu)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 11:18 PM (fC9RO)
He has a perspective that few others have, but can do so much good for so many.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (jOi+y)
WHY?!!!?!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:24 PM (1ZOkK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UykyiKczbw
They are all pooh-poohing it like it was the KKK that created the ad.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
In a similar ad for the US, a black gal puts the white guy in the wash and out comes money.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (X/tvA)
The Rio olympics are more likely to descend into The Hot Zone, from what I hear.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
Be still my heart. Barry is going, right???!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (1ZOkK)
how're your girls?
Tell me I don't need another Set Neck Strat.
I could really use that kind of advice right about now.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (NvC7m)
His bullets are extra holey tho.)))
I suppose he carries holy hand grenades too.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (LncQn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 27, 2016 11:20 PM
Ha, J & I tore up Oahu, Hawaii & Maui. Holy shit Mama's Fish House was awesome. Had fun visiting Uncle Pat & Auntie J on Kauai. Wranglers is Kekaha...damn those were incredible steaks.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:25 PM (bpTue)
WHY?!!!?!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Same reason that there is the high jump....next up is synchronized boxing.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (X/tvA)
The owners began swirling around, 2 in front and one behind. My dog freaked out and jumped in front of me, as one of them reached for their hip. This allowed me to not draw as my girl had it covered. I would hate to think of the legal trouble if I had been forced to draw, or worse, shoot these beaners.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (YLidQ)
You have to set aside a fairly large block of time and space to exercise with walking, its true. Which is why I think people jog instead, destroying their legs hips and ankles. Arches, etc.
Curling is an Olympic sport
WHY?!!!?!!!
Have you seen the women's teams???
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JROD at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (NvC7m)
Man, my leftist friends on Facebook are all aflutter over the most racist tv ad ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UykyiKczbw
They are all pooh-poohing it like it was the KKK that created the ad.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
https://youtu.be/BJP5f-fsHrs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:27 PM (k4M/B)
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The female lead is the actress who had the very public break with Scientology a few years ago.
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2016 11:27 PM (LRVQe)
Valve #1, which is the exhaust valve for #1 cylinder, had zero lift. All the others ran from about .280 to .310, and slop in the tappet adjustments could account for at least half of the difference. But cam lobe #1 was not flat! Close inspection revealed that when I put the rocker arm shaft and push rods in, somehow the bottom of that push got seated on a ledge in the block, and not in the lifter. Set that right, and #1 was back at about .300" lift.
I buttoned it up again, and hooked up battery and fuel lines. It did start and run, and sounded like it was indeed hitting on all four cylinders, and the nasty banging was gone. But it won't idle down, and surges something fierce. And since it was standing on a steel table, on its oil pan and a block of wood, that surging caused it to rock to and fro alarmingly. I ran it twice, for maybe 10 seconds each time, and the surge showed no signs of abating. Seems like a fuel-delivery issue. I packed it in, since there was simply too much risk of it taking a dive off the table, or rocking in such a way as to entangle me in the gear teeth on the exposed flywheel, and that would hurt.
So, no, it won't go to scrap, yay! But I can't find the transmission that belongs to it. If I had the transmission, I'd dummy it up in an old car chassis I use as a test stand, hook up a radiator, and really run it for an extended period.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:27 PM (V9xP3)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:28 PM (jOi+y)
Cutler will be the MVP!!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (2IvUu)
How are your Cubbies doing?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:28 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 11:28 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:15 PM (PLnZs)
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Mine has a life span of 6-8 yrs, but I knew that going in. Her mom is 10 yrs old now so maybe she has good genes and will defy that average. I hope so.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 11:30 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Willy J
****
Of course. Never know when you will meet killer bunnies on the battlefield.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blano"
Probably cheaper too.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:31 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: model_1066
****
There is a black joke in there I won't make, yet I still denounce myself.
I thought synchronized pooping would be next.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (qUNWi)
I suspect that the City of Pasadena would be just fine with the coyotes if they were cross-dressing.
The City Council reportedly had a bit of a fit when the new Chik-Fil-A went in a few years ago (ironically, it replaced a Burger King).
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (LRVQe)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:28 PM (bpTue)
Best team in baseball, even with the injury to Schwarber.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 27, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
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It wasn't Fluffyhaiir Von Fancysuit who appointed him. It was Stephen Harper.
Posted by: Gingy, who is not from A Moose, Canada at May 27, 2016 11:33 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
****
Curling is NOT a sport. Something you do when really drunk maybe, but not a sport!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:34 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 27, 2016 11:35 PM (zfvHs)
I suppose he carries holy hand grenades too.
And the number of the counting shall be three.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:32 PM (k4M/B)
Five is right out
Posted by: Josephistan at May 27, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:35 PM (LncQn)
https://youtu.be/BJP5f-fsHrs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:27 PM (k4M/B)
They didn't see the humor when I pointed out that it was racist and sezist to have a Chinese woman doing laundry.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:35 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
****
Fiiine. They can be my concubines. Happy now?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
There's a far side cartoon that has the "100 meter mosey", and all of the entrants are cowboys.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:36 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2016 11:36 PM (PLnZs)
WHY?!!!?!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Curling is actually fun to do, requires some skill and dedication to do well, and the outcome can be determined with simple measuring tools. No East German "judges" needed. So why not.
And curling involves drinking. A Moron sport, if ever there was one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:36 PM (1gGcE)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 11:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 10:32 PM (lbcdD)
One of cinema's greatest moments for those lovers of Compliance Pics
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:37 PM (2pm94)
Few individuals can drift across the screen and evoke, to me, what he didon the screen.
Patriot? Complete.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at May 27, 2016 11:37 PM (Ycgco)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
***
Heh. Jogged some brain cells there.
Reminds me of Monty Python and the incontinence race.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:38 PM (X/tvA)
And curling involves drinking. A Moron sport, if ever there was one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
It involves sweeping. Definitely not a moron activity.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (qUNWi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736226611364761600
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736226820975124480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736227192334626818
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736227424241848320
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (2pm94)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:40 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: Adriane the Temporal Critic ... at May 27, 2016 11:40 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (qUNWi)
Had a busy day today putting out flags.It's the same each year, a mixture of pride and sadness.
Pride for what they accomplished and sadness they no longer walk with us.
Once more, several of us have the honor to parade.
My Class A's still fit amazingly enough, only minor alterations--not much Bud Bulge. I still wear the uniform with PRIDE, the brass is bright and the boots shine.
Little enough to honor those heroes.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM)
Yet another project started.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: model_1066)))
As a euphemism I think they use that to determine what city they are held in. Odd Chicago didn't make the cut.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (LncQn)
It involves sweeping. Definitely not a moron activity.
I'll go just about anywhere to drink and watch cute girls sweep.
If they made sammiches after the Match, I'd consider moving there.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"
And the Queen Victoria race.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (9ltS8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736227598120984576
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736227783987318785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736228204848001025
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736228420561043457
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (2pm94)
Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (wt2BS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UykyiKczbw
They are all pooh-poohing it like it was the KKK that created the ad.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:21 PM (1JnAL)
Oh God that's hilarious!!
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (lbcdD)
-Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (X35Yt)
God bless you.
--Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (OQ9R7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736228586936520704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736228878134415360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736229198650544136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736229485415141377
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (2pm94)
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2016 11:38 PM (X/tvA)
Could the entrants even pass a drug test?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Drunken sweeping is absolutely a moron activity.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:45 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****
Drunken weeping perhaps...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Blano)))
That was my reaction too. Life must really suck for lefties.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 11:45 PM (LncQn)
WHY?!!!?!!!
Have you seen the women's teams???
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:26 PM (39g3+)
Why, yes I have, I was about to make the same point.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (lbcdD)
And, thanks, andycanuck :-)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (6IPEM)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372094263431168
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372248735404033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372428289368064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372605251260416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372816191229956
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/736372980272373761
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (2pm94)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (89T5c)
A true drunken Moron uses the gas-powered leaf blower.
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2016 11:47 PM (wt2BS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
With the curling brooms of old, you'd soften up the broom in your toilet tank.
Curling is a game of angles, strategy, and knowing the ice. Once you know what is going on when you're viewing it you'll be second-guessing the curlers.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:47 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 11:48 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Drunken sweeping is absolutely a moron activity.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 11:43 PM (bpTue)
SCHWEEEPPP THEE LEEEEGGG!!! SCHWEEEPPP THEE LEEEEGGG!!!
Posted by: Drunken Sensei John Kreese at May 27, 2016 11:48 PM (1JnAL)
While I agree, a lot of the classic Olympic events aren't sports either, but they are athletic events. Hammer Throw, for instance. Sport? No. But athletic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2016 11:49 PM (wt2BS)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:49 PM (2pm94)
If they don't have at least a certain level of steroids in their system they are disqualified.
The 4 pound javelin toss?
10 pound discuss toss?
17 pound shot put?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:36 PM (1gGcE)
It actually looks like a lot of fun and I watch it whenever I cross paths with it on TV.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:50 PM (lbcdD)
Kate Upton's Easter Video
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2016 11:50 PM (NvC7m)
Irongrampa,
You are such an inspiration. Thank you so very much.
Head up high!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 27, 2016 11:51 PM (GzDYP)
Career Opportunities. Meh film overall but she's glorious every scene.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:51 PM (39g3+)
Pride for what they accomplished and sadness they no longer walk with us.
Once more, several of us have the honor to parade.
My Class A's still fit amazingly enough, only minor alterations--not
much Bud Bulge. I still wear the uniform with PRIDE, the brass is bright
and the boots shine.
Little enough to honor those heroes.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2016 11:41 PM (X35Yt)
Thank you, Sir.
Today I met a member of the 82nd Airborne. He told me what he does, and I can tell you he serves with pride.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2016 11:51 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:51 PM (hVdx9)
Life must really suck for lefties.
Posted by: Willy J.
They want the suck to be more equitably distributed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (hlMPp)
-Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 11:49 PM (2pm94)
Perhaps you've never seen "Blame it on Rio". The redhead was a Coming of Age Awakening.
...in more ways than one.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+)
Some of those original classic Olympic events were actually military training exercises for the ancient Greeks. Javelin throw, pretty obviously so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (1gGcE)
Amazing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2016 11:54 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 11:50 PM (lbcdD)
I would have joined a local fun league here, but at the time my oilpatch work kept me away from home so much, that it would have been pointless. Now that it's slowed way down, maybe I can reconsider.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:54 PM (1gGcE)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
You must be in the IAAF. You're missing some great stuff.
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2016 11:57 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2016 11:54 PM (Fbj4h)
Second look at Poppy Bush?
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 27, 2016 11:57 PM (1JnAL)
Was it SNL or Living Color that did the All Steroid Olympics?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:58 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2016 11:58 PM (RrDm2)
Our Best! Of which we have and have had many, many...a lot of good people. Not John McCain! But many others.
Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at May 27, 2016 11:59 PM (NvC7m)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2016 11:59 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: RWC
****
Never saw it. I want the real thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2016 11:46 PM (RrDm2)
Wait...... there's another way?
Seriously...?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at May 28, 2016 12:00 AM (Ycgco)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2016 12:00 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 27, 2016 11:58 PM (hlMPp)
SNL.
"He's torn his arms off!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:01 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2016 12:00 AM (dULJN)
Drink up!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2016 12:01 AM (oKE6c)
think I will chug some melatonin and go to bed
night all
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2016 12:02 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:02 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:01 AM (fC9RO)
Uh-oh. Now, you've done it. LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2016 12:02 AM (1gGcE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:01 AM (fC9RO)
I remember that!!! Who was the weightlifter? Not Kevin Nealon, he was in Hanz & Franz.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:03 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:04 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:04 AM (OC+TJ)
"He's torn his arms off!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:01 AM (fC9RO)
I remember that!!! Who was the weightlifter? Not Kevin Nealon, he was in Hanz & Franz.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Michael Fields
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:05 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:05 AM (fC9RO)
-Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:04 AM (OC+TJ)
That would be my guess. And it is only a guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:06 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:06 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2016 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Cousins hubby asked why don't I just use 'em.
Hell no. My rage is already high enough
-----
Thanks ColoradoAlex.
That's the part I remember. Arms off, blood spurting.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (1gGcE)
Pentathelon (sp?) = French military scout come in handy-es...
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)
One of the few times I LOLed at an SNL sketch.
Another time: Chris Farley's original pratfall as Matt Foley.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2016 12:09 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:09 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)
The 0.5 meter rifle drop? (I kid, I kid)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2016 12:09 AM (1gGcE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 28, 2016 12:11 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:11 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Transporter Maintenance & Calibration Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:12 AM (AoK0a)
-Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:11 AM (OC+TJ)
Little Chocolate Donuts.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:13 AM (OQ9R7)
They were panning Bruce Jenner's Wheaties endorsement, iirc ...
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:13 AM (AoK0a)
Oh, that's right. Belushi did the sketch of an overweight, smoking olympic runner endorsing donuts
Posted by: derit
Little chocolate donuts.
https://youtu.be/nrythD3kkoA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:13 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)
The 0.5 meter rifle drop? (I kid, I kid)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon)))
If I didn't know about Greek history I would have thought a Marathon was based on a French retreat.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 12:14 AM (LncQn)
I'd really like to shake your hand someday.
Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2016 12:16 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 11:52 PM (1gGcE)
Pentathelon (sp?) = French military scout come in handy-es...
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)
Actually... it was Napoleon who came up with the Pentathelon.... so.... Corsican....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 28, 2016 12:18 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 12:18 AM (mxCgt)
*Giggle* I dunno, but look at these hooties!
Posted by: Silly Brunette at May 28, 2016 12:18 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)
Depends on how long your run at that speed...
if you only run 10 minutes at that speed... and then stop to get your participation ribbon???
Forever...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 28, 2016 12:19 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA)))
for me personaly? Never.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 12:19 AM (LncQn)
"At least I died trying!!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2016 12:20 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA)))
for me personaly? Never.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 12:19 AM (LncQn)
If I ever need to go 26 miles, I'm driving.
Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2016 12:21 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 12:21 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)
Dam.... seeing as how that's less than 3 minutes per mile???
Lots of damn world records...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 28, 2016 12:22 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 28, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)
Forever. Because your heart will probably burst from the exertion before you have done a mile at that rate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2016 12:23 AM (1gGcE)
Remember,y'all,we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--above ALL on this weekend.
Cherish the country, because we WILL prevail.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 28, 2016 12:23 AM (X35Yt)
I think at least one theater in OC is showing a restored print.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:24 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Transporter Maintenance & Calibration Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:12 AM (AoK0a)
But, but, you got better!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:25 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2016 12:25 AM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Love all you morons, the good and the bad.
Posted by: Max Power at May 28, 2016 12:27 AM (QCc6B)
You're right. It was Napoleon.
I like his pastry recipe, too!
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at May 28, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
Watching The Longest Day also. Keep losing the damn Uverse signal though.
Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2016 12:27 AM (IEdV8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2016 12:25 AM (bpTue)
Better, HA! Joss killed me in the Threequel !!!!!
Posted by: Newt ... at May 28, 2016 12:29 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blano
-----------
How they squeeze video through twisted pairs mystifies me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 12:29 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Blano at May 28, 2016 12:30 AM (IEdV8)
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Max, I love this idea! I'm very much a picnic person. That's my idea of a perfect first date especially if it's by a body of water. I'll try to pass your suggestion on to CBD.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 12:30 AM (6IPEM)
Don't forget to bring a box of Hostess Mini-Chocolate Donettes under some ice in the cooler
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2016 12:30 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 28, 2016 12:32 AM (Hnglq)
How they squeeze video through twisted pairs mystifies me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Not very well, it seems.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:32 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: 500 million ants waiting nearby at May 28, 2016 12:32 AM (JO9+V)
I'm also old enough to have friends that fought in Vietnam and relatives from WWII. The force we have now is so small how personal is war to this generation?
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 12:32 AM (LncQn)
Love all you morons, the good and the bad."
-Posted by: Max Power at May 28, 2016 12:27 AM (QCc6B)
I like that idea, as well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)
That came up earlier today. May see something along those lines.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 12:34 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:34 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:36 AM (QDnY+)
I've mentioned Don Herbert before:
" His career as an actor was interrupted by World War II when he enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces, took pilot training, and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters."
Some of you remember him as Mr. Wizard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 12:36 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:34 AM (QDnY+)
....unless you're set to fight it to SCOTUS and have the shitsucking left do a partisan shaft.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Insomniac
The Target horse self identifies itself as a Ghila monster and uses whatever damn bathroom it pleases, bigot.
Posted by: CrustyB at May 28, 2016 12:37 AM (Hnglq)
Friend was on a Japanese govt.-sponsored speaking tour in Japan back in the 90s (trade issues). Foreign ministry escort took him through the museum in Hiroshima. As they exited, he asked for my friend's impressions.
"I guess you'll never attack US again" he responded, with a faint smile. The foreign ministry guy smiled uncomfortably and nodded.
Not sure that can be beat.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:39 AM (QDnY+)
Good Lord, I can't imagine a worse thing. I hope he lives to 128 so I don't have to live thru his deification.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2016 12:39 AM (RrDm2)
And, that's not a woman on the horse. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 10:04 PM (ntObR)
If wanting to be the horse is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2016 12:40 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)
An Addendum triggered by Rhomboid. The military have become farmers. Delivering freedom in nice packaging so efficiently people don't know what it takes to feed them.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 12:42 AM (LncQn)
It really is the definition of awesome. A principal - a protected dignitary - who does his own body work. Instinctively, instantly, effectively.
OK, maybe stretching it, but Vickers is an example of what both the US and Canada used to be on the world stage (not just us two, Brits and a few others too). I mean as individuals and as countries.
Now?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:43 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:45 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****
Where is it?
Posted by: Chicken Lady at May 28, 2016 12:45 AM (hVdx9)
Good Lord, I can't imagine a worse thing. I hope he lives to 128 so I don't have to live thru his deification.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2016 12:39 AM (RrDm2)
How 'bout a compromise? Stroke, and fifty year coma sound about right? No big deification at a State Funeral, at least for this generation, and pretty much a footnote fifty years hence.
And a merciful end to the bullshit baritone blathering, too.
Cruel, but effective.
*pours bourbon*
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2016 12:46 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 28, 2016 12:47 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)
Not that uncommon in WWII, or even earlier wars. In WWII you had a massive expansion of the military, so anyone with any skill was promoted through the ranks, especially as units started to see combat and leaders died or demonstrated that they were no longer effective. In the Civil War you had similar tales, where men would start the war as privates or junior officers, and end it as generals.
My former boss liked to tell the story of meeting a West Point class of '39 grad. The man had commanded a regiment on D-Day.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 12:47 AM (fC9RO)
For now.
If you're interested in local gun-nuttery when you're out here, check out calguns.net forums. Most questions about ranges, stores, etc. can be explored there.
If you head south from the LA area I can be your resource.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:49 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 28, 2016 12:49 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 12:50 AM (9ym/8)
1943. He has the ribbon for those who were "in" before Pearl Harbor (he enlisted in November 1941 - as he always jokes, "timing is everything" - and was learning to shoot his Springfield at Camp Matthews (now UC San Diego and a shopping mall etc.) on Dec. 7.
The Marine Corps by the surrender in September 1945 was nearly the size of today's Army. In a country not half the size.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+)
Meijer's stores have a mechanical horse. It costs one penny to ride.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****
Where is it?
Posted by: Chicken Lady
http://www.meijer.com/custserv/store_locator.jsp
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2016 12:53 AM (k4M/B)
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Also, being a movie star with some public cache didn't hurt.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 12:50 AM (9ym/
Also, the whole "enlisted as a private" thing is misleading, because some fellas were targeted for officer positions, and not having been formally trained through West Point or similar direct commission avenues, had to enlist first.
Which is nowhere near the same as some kid who enlists as a private, gets promoted to corporal, then sergeant, and eventually gets a battlefield commission as a lieutenant, moving up the ranks that way. When that happens, folks above him in his chain of command are wounded or killed on the battlefield first.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2016 12:55 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Yes, but today's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 12:56 AM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****
Where is it?
Posted by: Chicken Lady
http://www.meijer.com/custserv/store_locator.jsp
I'm so there!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qj3n4q7
Posted by: Chicken Lady at May 28, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
Which reminds me, my older Guadalcanal vet friend mentioned above was in "To the Shores of Tripoli" (Randolph Scott, Maureen O'Hara) in some scene using real Marines as extras - I think graduation at MCRD or something. Very brief.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:57 AM (QDnY+)
For now.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 12:49 AM (QDnY+)
Well, part of that is the conflict inherent in a Federal system, is it not? States have primacy in matters of criminal law, but gun rights a Constitutional matter. You would be worse off if America were a unitary state, or if criminal law were the sole purview of the Fed, as it is in Canada. (Provinces administer the criminal law, but the Criminal Code, and penalties are the purview of the Feds.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2016 12:58 AM (CIyVc)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Yes, but today's serviceman serviceperson is much more sensitive. So, better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 12:56 AM (ANVXm)
I'm sure it exists, but it would be interesting to see an illustration of the difference between combat trained service men (and women!) from today vs. various other time periods in our history.
Once upon a time, I'm sure, it was almost unheard of that anybody would be in uniform who wasn't formally or informally expected to assume combat duties, when the time came, and were fully trained to do so.
These days lots of people wearing uniforms are functionally no different than any other civilian federal employee.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2016 01:00 AM (Dj0WE)
Being a bomber pilot in WWII with prior flying experience didn't hurt either.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 01:02 AM (LncQn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****
Where is it?
Posted by: Chicken Lady
http://www.meijer.com/custserv/store_locator.jsp
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Ooops.
Now let everyone watch
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qj3n4q7
Posted by: Chicken Lady at May 28, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2016 01:03 AM (hXu8T)
Posted by: BurtTC
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at May 28, 2016 01:03 AM (ANVXm)
I'd wager on today's Soldiers and Marines. During WWII the push to get bodies into units meant training tended to be bare-bones. At one point the Marine Corps experimented with a three-week basic training.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 01:03 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at May 28, 2016 01:05 AM (ANVXm)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 28, 2016 01:05 AM (UHKOQ)
Absurd, utterly artificial "rights" have been confected and crammed down the throats of the states, yet obvious, unambiguous, fundamental rights expressly protected in the constitution are trampled, wholesale.
It's a part of the larger crisis of lawlessness in the US. Which, as I always say, has several aspects - administrative and judicial.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 01:06 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2016 01:03 AM (hXu8T)
I know that. I wear the poppy in November.
Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2016 01:06 AM (jOi+y)
YES!
That's why the aristocratic folk in 19th and 20th Century America would join the military and serve in combat units.
It's why Teddy Roosevelt and Kermit Roosevelt, served ,in entirely different wars.
George S. Patton was born a rich man. He didn't need to become a warrior, yet he did.
George H.W. Bush was the youngest Navy fighter pilot.
Fer chrissake, even the Kennedys felt an obligation to serve!
Today, all we have are sneering, louche, hipster douchebags who mock the military.
When the shit gets real, I hope they are put on planes and dropped into active war zones.
Sure, they'll be killed.
But so what???
Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 28, 2016 01:06 AM (bIhmV)
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I'd wager on today's Soldiers and Marines. During WWII the push to get bodies into units meant training tended to be bare-bones. At one point the Marine Corps experimented with a three-week basic training.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 28, 2016 01:03 AM (fC9RO)
And then after basic training, then what?
Right now, there are people who go through that experience, which is what, about 10 weeks? Never pick up a rifle again during their entire time in the service, wouldn't dream of finding themselves in a hostile zone.
So yeah, I would take that wager.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2016 01:07 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 28, 2016 01:05 AM (UHKOQ)
****
*Raises hand.*
Nighty night all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 28, 2016 01:08 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 28, 2016 01:09 AM (GzDYP)
Today ...... if there, suddenly, universal conscription and a huge call-up ..... obesity apparently would loom as the largest rejection factor.
!!!!
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 01:09 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Willy J. at May 28, 2016 01:10 AM (LncQn)
Posted by: Chicken Lady at May 28, 2016 01:10 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 28, 2016 01:12 AM (hVdx9)
"Every Marine a rifleman". Apparently, at least still *some* validity to that wonderful principle.
Red Devils, VMFA-232. Think he's off to Okinawa and out of the cockpit soon.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 01:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 28, 2016 01:05 AM (UHKOQ)
Iam sotally tober.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2016 01:14 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 01:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 01:16 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 27, 2016 10:24 PM (1ZOkK)
it's nicorette. He chews it pretty much every time he's in public and not giving a speech.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2016 10:40 PM (AkOaV)
We've got a president who doesn't have the cobs to go 2 hours without smoking a cigarette. Being CIC how would he do in interrogation???
Posted by: Don at May 28, 2016 01:17 AM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at May 28, 2016 01:18 AM (ZVFID)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
Switch to a higher proof.
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2016 01:24 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2016 01:26 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:28 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:29 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 28, 2016 01:05 AM (UHKOQ)
Not quite, but another beer could do it. But I am in need of sleep, so will do that, instead. Night all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2016 01:29 AM (CIyVc)
...for my birthday.
...which is weird, but traditional.
If they didn't talk about baseball all night, I'd just quit doing it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Seen many times but never noticed, until tonight, that Peter Lawford is not carrying an Enfield or Sten. He has a Euro-stock flappy bolt gun. Like he's carrying his own personal rifle into combat
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 01:33 AM (9ym/8)
Hey, I just now got home. Gimme couple minutes.
I won't be drunk, but I'll be ready to pass out soon enough anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker - where the beer and the cantaloupe splay at May 28, 2016 01:33 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 01:35 AM (FZxI4)
...and the scene where The Hulk slams Loki is one of the best scenes ever.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:36 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 01:39 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2016 01:44 AM (hXu8T)
Thanks, Ricardo! I've never been "felonious", but in my twenties, I was Count Multiple Misdemeanor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:44 AM (OQ9R7)
If the mime had not peeled off, I intended to say, loudly, "I consider you a serious threat from which I am withdrawing. If you pursue, I may take actions to neutralize you as a threat -- which may include your physical injury or death." If pursuit continued after that, I fully intended to incapacitate or kill the mime.
People today have no concept of limits. While I appreciate Milo, I would have loved it more if he had broken the arm of the asswipe that slapped him.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zbSnoQHLDM
I'll let Pablo say it for me!
Posted by: goon at May 28, 2016 01:46 AM (WCaSy)
S
Slapweasel: the scene where The Hulk slams Loki is one of the best scenes ever.
I'm an old comics fan - read Amazing Fantasy #15 (1st Spider-Man story) when it was current. I remember Stan teasing us about a Silver Surfer movie back in something like '67. I've been a fan, and critic, of the translation of four-color superdupers in all media. Highlights like Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman (stories notwithstanding) and lowlights like the 1970s Capt America, Spider-Man and Dr Strange TV movies.
And of all the adaptations, stories, cartoons, tv shows, movies, of all those characters, I gotta concur...
...the scene where The Hulk slams Loki is one of the best scenes ever.
"Puny god!"
Posted by: mindful webworker - where the beer and the cantaloupe splay at May 28, 2016 01:46 AM (5YE4e)
I cook a lot around this time of year... lol. Maybe one of these days, someone will cook for me. Until then, I enjoy this weekend for what it is.
I can be grateful and solemn, alongside enjoying friends and Family each and every year.
*plants American flag*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2016 01:51 AM (VdICR)
-Posted by: mindful webworker - where the beer and the cantaloupe splay at May 28, 2016 01:46 AM (5YE4e)
Indeed! I enjoy the entire flick! That scene gets me every time!!!
...and when they are all dead-tired, eating schwarma at the end!!! LMAO!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:52 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: PJ at May 28, 2016 01:52 AM (cHuNI)
Entirely understandable and justifiable. Clowns are scary. Mute clowns several orders of magnitude worse.
Posted by: mindful webworker - with water-spraying lapel flower at May 28, 2016 01:52 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:53 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:55 AM (OQ9R7)
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Well, make that your bday wish then. I imagine you're probably picky about steak and how your favorite foods are prepared so if you had someone else cook, it would probably be a little disappointing. That said, I hope you find the perfect cook to cook for you one day on your bday weekend. That would be nice.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 01:56 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2016 01:58 AM (hXu8T)
Thanks, L, Elle!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Entirely understandable and justifiable. Clowns are scary. Mute clowns several orders of magnitude worse.
Posted by: mindful webworker - with water-spraying lapel flower at May 28, 2016 01:52 AM (5YE4e)
I don't give a shit who-or-what he-or-she is trying to be....if they can't keep a safe distance, after warning, they deserve whatever they get. The word, "pursue", and the phrase, "neutralize the threat" should be sufficient notice that shit is real.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2016 02:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - with water-spraying lapel flower at May 28, 2016 01:52 AM (5YE4e)
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Idk about that. Mimes are annoying, but the clowns are creepy and frightening and are sometimes serial killers. They also know it. Hence the latest rash of clowns stalking neighborhoods and public places.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:01 AM (FZxI4)
Yeah, that was a good scene.
Was just thinking of a scene that brought something new to a character (AFAIK - haven't read the comics in many years) - Bruce Banner's saying, right before he transforms, "I'm always angry." A riff on Bixby's worn out line, "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry," a great depiction of the transformation, and good display of the Hulk's power in his taking down that contraption.
Now y'got me wanting to see that flick again. Adds to the list, under Rocketeer (thanks to Jennifer Connelly gif & discussions above).
Posted by: mindful webworker - we've got a Hulk at May 28, 2016 02:01 AM (5YE4e)
-Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2016 01:58 AM (hXu8T)
I've rarely laughed so hard!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:01 AM (OQ9R7)
There are rarely "throwaway lines" that turn out as brilliant as the writing for the entire series.
And the insertion of Stan Lee always makes me smile!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:06 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:06 AM (OQ9R7)
I did it in the Chinese side and it was the toughest three miles I've ever staggered through.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2016 02:07 AM (sl+zA)
Hmmm. Must be bedtime, ready or not.
As soon as I can get my little fuzzy yellow kitteh off my lap. So. hard. to. do.
♥
"Prosperity" appears 17 times in the Old Testament. Nowhere in the New.
Let them shout for joy, and be glad, that favour my righteous cause: yea, let them say continually, Let the Lord be magnified, which hath pleasure in the prosperity of his servant. And my tongue shall speak of thy righteousness and of thy praise all the day long.
Posted by: mindful webworker - that went fast at May 28, 2016 02:08 AM (5YE4e)
Through faith, I find comfort. In comfort, joy.
G'Night, MWW.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)
I did it in the Chinese side and it was the toughest three miles I've ever staggered through.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2016 02:07 AM (sl+zA)
We did a 3 mile hike with a 600 foot vertical at Bryce Canyon and got our butts kicked. When we got home, less than a week later, we did a 3 mile hike with a 600 foot vertical to relax. The difference? Bryce Canyon was 8000 feet above sea level -- carrying two waters felt like toting 80 pounds of cement.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2016 02:12 AM (EzgxV)
Words escape me. I cannot express how this made me feel.
And of her teachers and her parents should report to the nearest euthanasia booth. Or prison for a life sentence for producing the depth of ignorance.
This is what being cute does to you. It makes you terminally stupid.
It's like God said: "I've got bad news, Honey, you're going to as stupid as rock. The good news is it won't matter."
She's cute and all. I hope she has some innate wit about her in how to manipulate men and make them happy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2016 02:14 AM (Xo1Rt)
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That's so very cool, Cicero. I've watched a few documentaries on Everest. It looks so brutal. That's quite an accomplishment that you did that.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:15 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: PJ
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Nailed it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2016 02:18 AM (mxCgt)
Lots of outdoor/physical challenges intrigue me, but climbing to high altitude isn't one of them, for whatever reason.
The "no oxygen" stuff I read about in "Into Thin Air" (IIRC) just floored me. Seemed incredibly stupid and pointless (like trying to survive in the vacuum of space w/out a pressure suit - it's just not a natural environment for our species).
But to each their own! (well, except in America, now, all too often)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 02:18 AM (QDnY+)
-Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2016 02:14 AM (Xo1Rt)
As the Prophet Howard Stern once said: "There is nothing more important than being a hot chick."
I knew I girl, (I swear to God that this is true), in High School who thought the Sun and Moon were the same thing.
...it just cooled-off at night.
I wanted to fuck/punch her.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:20 AM (OQ9R7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gF3S79nQiQ&index=11&list=PLvFnNWr2vBEB9k9lvBmgOT1IHl4t4rFVg
Posted by: goon at May 28, 2016 02:20 AM (WCaSy)
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Seeing Everest in person was a longtime dream of mine. I finally booked a trip from Kathmandu to Lhasa in Tibet, followed by a week long road trip across the north slope of the Himalayas including Everest and then back down to Nepal. I spent three days above 16,000 ft. It was a high point of my life, literally and figuratively.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2016 02:21 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 02:22 AM (T/cxb)
Many wouldn't believe how little I've actually heard this idiot actually speaking since the country beclowned itself in 2008.
My disgust, anger, and disbelief (still) have not diminished one bit since Nov. 2008 (even though the only night I can recall literally being unable to sleep due to big public events was the night McCain clinched the nomination).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 02:24 AM (QDnY+)
I would bet she gets stoned a lot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2016 02:25 AM (Xo1Rt)
♦
If I was gonna be in the vicinity of Mt Everest, I'd like to be viewing it from here rather than actually on the mountain.
http://bit.ly/1TL3P7K
c/o BlazingCatFur
♦
Speaking of superdupers
Why Superheroes Wear Their Underwear On The Outside
Today I Found Out 2:30
https://youtu.be/h8Q699A6egU
♦
And just because:
The Brave Who Wear The Badge
NRA (1:54)
https://youtu.be/KKZcD46CfTQ
♦
Okay, gone for real now.
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bright-tailed and bushy-eyed at May 28, 2016 02:25 AM (5YE4e)
I also hope he stubs his toe more often than average.
As far as people who could use a beating?
I would actively provoke Geraldo Rivera until I could hand him his teeth in a baggie. ...to go.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:28 AM (OQ9R7)
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This is why I don't believe you about being picky about steak. You're a perfectionist when it comes to correcting typos.
Btw, how do you find porterhouses up there? I only know one place, a gourmet butcher shop, that sells them for an outrageous price per pound like $16/lb. I always think of porterhouse steak as a Texas thing. Every supermarket sells them down there. The best, priciest steak restaurant in town doesn't even have them on the menu here.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:32 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:34 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 28, 2016 02:35 AM (XwTyM)
Get to know your local butcher. Mine is about seven miles from here. He'll do "center-cut" T-Bones for $12.00/lb.
The stores are still sixteen/lb.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:36 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:36 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:38 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 02:40 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: goon at May 28, 2016 02:41 AM (WCaSy)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:43 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 02:40 AM
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That's really shitty, obnoxious behavior. This is why I don't have neighbors. Stupid, petty people.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:46 AM (6IPEM)
-Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 02:43 AM (6IPEM)
Butchers are awesome for leftover beef bones! Every now and then, they have a nice, durable bone that nobody wants.
If nobody wants marrow, then you are set. Once, every couple-a months the dude has a leg bone that he needs to "get rid of". Nobody wants it, so I get it for ten bucks.
I freeze it and let the Sheltie at it, frozen, when she is good. He even cuts it into four or five segments for me.
I have to keep her in the kitchen, (the Sheltie, not the butcher), or else she "buries" it under cushions and pillows on the couch.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 02:58 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: LeRoy Washington Jefferson Jr. at May 28, 2016 03:00 AM (gKIWe)
I don't think they're bright enough to know they're interfering. So I made some adjustments to my gear. If they show up on the channel I'm using now, then I'll be proven wrong and I'll have to figure out which asshole neighbor it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 03:04 AM (T/cxb)
Many wouldn't believe how little I've actually heard this idiot actually speaking since the country beclowned itself in 2008.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2016 02:24 AM (QDnY+)
Oh, I can. I go out of my way to avoid seeing and hearing him.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 03:05 AM (sdi6R)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 02:40 AM (T/cxb)
I only have five available access points around me. Two, of which, are mine. Are you on a Public, (government), access point?
Mine are Private, Secured and Password protected with the latest firmware downloaded.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2016 03:05 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:10 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:15 AM (zfvHs)
-Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:15 AM (zfvHs)
Try "admin" and "password"... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:18 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:18 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:21 AM (zfvHs)
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I think you're pretty much screwed then unless it allows you to reset it. But I don't know anything.
Okay, I was catching up on all the important news and just read about Johnny Depp beating up his wife. When did he get so old? Last I saw him, he wasn't bad looking.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 03:23 AM (6IPEM)
-Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:18 AM (zfvHs)
Unless you can find the scrap paper that you've written them upon, I would suggest another hour of Trial and Error before searching for a Brute Force Password Breaker.
They're out there, but finding one that isn't a virus is tough.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:29 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:31 AM (zfvHs)
Both young ladies are very pretty, but holy mackerel... I need some way to flush the stupid out of my head.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 03:33 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 03:36 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 03:42 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:43 AM (zfvHs)
-Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 03:42 AM (6IPEM)
Quality suggestion.
...and my last load of laundry is done.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2016 03:44 AM (OQ9R7)
If yes, do you remember something personal or important happening that day that you might have been thinking about when you changed the password?
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 03:47 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 03:52 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:55 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 03:59 AM (zfvHs)
Second, what is a good amount to spend on a baby or bridal shower or wedding or graduation gift for a friend? Someone who isn't family, I mean. Is there such a thing as a reasonable amount? I was thinking $50.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:01 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 28, 2016 04:02 AM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 04:03 AM (zfvHs)
Good Morning all.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:06 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:09 AM (WVsWD)
Good Morning all.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:06 AM (WVsWD)
Noooooo!
nah, I got a few hours.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 28, 2016 04:09 AM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:10 AM (WVsWD)
648 Do you remember when you changed it?
If yes, do you remember something personal or important happening that day that you might have been thinking about when you changed the password?
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 03:47 AM (AoK0a)
My passwords for Apple devices often include variations on the phrases "FuckOffApple" or "FuckYouApple". Mrs. Krebs is a huge Apple snob - "Everything they have the user do is SOOOO intuitive!" I beg to disagree and whenever an idly done or unconscious finger(s) movement turns the display screen into some half-witted concoction whose purpose I cannot fathom or whose charm escapes me, those phrases come to my mind and lips. Petty vulgarity is my revenge.
I had a computer security / disk cleaner program for MacBook insist that I answer their request to do a survey by blocking normal means to shut it down yesterday. So I surveyed them into negative ratings oblivion before closing with the comment, "If you ever block me from closing your product's window again with a survey request, I'll toss your ass off my computer so fast it'll make your head spin. Who the hell do you think you are?" Annnnnnnnnd... [ Submit ]!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2016 04:11 AM (nKPgU)
Second, what is a good amount to spend on a baby or bridal shower or wedding or graduation gift for a friend? Someone who isn't family, I mean. Is there such a thing as a reasonable amount? I was thinking $50.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:01 AM (6IPEM)
Once I gave a 1/2 ounce gold coin for a baby shower, in January 1998.
I was madly in love with that woman. Then she got married to another guy, and so forth.
Think of Rose throwing the diamond necklace into the sea at the end of "Titanic".
I actually had the idea before I saw the movie in December 1997. When I saw it, I was mortified. I thought, "I can't do it now. It will be too obvious."
Then I decided that if I didn't do it, I would regret it for the rest of my life. I remember they were both kind of stunned.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 04:13 AM (sdi6R)
Ah...
I thought you changed it a few weeks ago & only remembered the 'old' pw ...
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 04:16 AM (AoK0a)
BTW, a big "thank you" to whomever posted the link to the site that enables you to block Windows 10. Another example of untrammeled arrogance on the part of software vendors.
"But the upgrade is free!"
"All ass rapings come with a price, jerkwad!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2016 04:17 AM (nKPgU)
I use pass phrases.
Also, if it for the user accounts that online merchants make you set up, It frequently included some variant of the merchant.
That way if they break/steal that pw, they can't open any other accounts ...
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 04:18 AM (AoK0a)
On a more pleasant note, you really should get outside and observe the sky. Jupiter (now set here), Mars (in opposition and very bright and very red) and Saturn (in Scorpio with Mars) are now prominent and visible in the night sky.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2016 04:22 AM (nKPgU)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:22 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:22 AM (WVsWD)
I'll spend a lot on people I care about, but I don't know what is too little and what is too much and what crosses into showing off or being cheap. I went to a bridal shower for a friend and she opened all the gifts with everyone there. I wound up buying gifts that were nicer than her own family's or the grooms family. It was a little awkward.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:23 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 04:24 AM (zfvHs)
This is a toughie.
Young couple, probably a little more than older couple already owning more household things ...
Baby showers, I give diapers, and shampoo/soap almost exclusively ... cause they get used!
Graduation presents ... gift cards ...
Some gift cards, candy, and modern Israeli music at a bas & bar mitzvah ...
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 04:24 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:25 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:23 AM (6IPEM)
Not a bit. I actually got the idea from opening a piggy bank that was given to me when I was born, and finding it full of various coins dated 1958.
I had already bought the gold coin before I saw the movie.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 04:31 AM (sdi6R)
The young women in the 80 mph video could play the "Pete and Repeat went down to the lake. Pete fell in; who was left?" game for hours and be continually amused.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2016 04:35 AM (nKPgU)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:36 AM (WVsWD)
I had already bought the gold coin before I saw the movie.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 04:31 AM
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Right answer, rickl, sweet guy, though sad story. Sorry that didn't work out. That part really sucks.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:40 AM (6IPEM)
Goodnight or Good Morning, whichever?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2016 04:47 AM (6IPEM)
For our daughter's Senior Show at art school nine years ago, four or five of them would exhibit their work at a gallery in Corcoran Museum of Art. One exhibit showing at the same time as hers was an "audience involvement" piece that consisted of inviting viewers to place Post-It notes on the wall and thereby create a communal artistic "experience". My BiL, neither amused nor charmed by the concept, posted "If you were my kid and after my spending tens of thousands of dollars to send you here, this is all you had to show for it, we'd be having words right now." I LOLed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2016 04:48 AM (nKPgU)
Personally, in this day and age, I would avoid giving anything that would be an Heirloom item unless you are sure that the Couple will be together "until death do they part"
I think that chance is under 50% theses days.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:48 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 04:49 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:57 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 04:59 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 05:00 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 05:00 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 05:06 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 05:10 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 05:18 AM (AoK0a)
Mark Isham's Tibet: Part V.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drdIaFKgveg
(music only)
Posted by: Adriane the Computer Critic ... at May 28, 2016 05:24 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tung Dawg at May 28, 2016 05:25 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at May 28, 2016 05:26 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 05:33 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 05:33 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Sam ... at May 28, 2016 05:43 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Nocturnal Critic ... at May 28, 2016 05:44 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 05:52 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1FEyoF0
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:09 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:10 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:10 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/20NmjXb
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:11 AM (vvmPQ)
Literally hundreds of studies have shown there is no evidence of any link of cancer to cell phones. But all of a sudden Obamananite thugs find some in yet another "study". I suspect cell phones will be the subject of yet another tax here shortly.
http://bit.ly/1P5Ro7L
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:11 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1sDHGPD
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:11 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:12 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/22rqj0S
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:12 AM (vvmPQ)
New York City plans to start enforcing a first-of-its-kind requirement for chain restaurants to use icons to warn patrons of salty foods after getting an appeals court's go-ahead Thursday to start issuing fines. But it's not the final word on whether the regulation will stand.
The novel rule took effect in December, and some eateries already have added the requisite salt-shaker-like icons to menu items that contain more salt than doctors recommend ingesting in an entire day.
The BS salt thing is a myth with little or no actual science showing that it is harmful and the FDA recommendations are stupid. The FDA limits have nothing to do with doctors either.
http://bit.ly/1sf6D41
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:13 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1TGtv3e
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:13 AM (vvmPQ)
O'Choom wants her out of the race but he doesn't want her being forced to reveal how much he was involved in the Benghazi fiasco.
http://bit.ly/1TGtgVH
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:13 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:14 AM (vvmPQ)
Johnny Depp can no longer own a gun despite never have been charged with a crime.
http://bit.ly/1Ubt6oM
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:14 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1WqL64X
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:14 AM (vvmPQ)
http://dailysign.al/25mIRRW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:15 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:15 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 06:15 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2016 06:19 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:29 AM (vvmPQ)
Morons have asked who were the 43 RINO traitors who voted for Obama's illegal bathroom orders. Here is the list.
http://dailysign.al/25mIRRW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:15 AM (vvmPQ)
Not a day goes by that I'm not reminded that Congress' sole function is to protect their perks, and phony baloney jobs.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 28, 2016 06:35 AM (ns1FV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2016 06:37 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 28, 2016 06:35 AM (ns1FV)
Well after a massive phone-in campaign the conservatives did block passage of the bill.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:39 AM (vvmPQ)
He's been accused of beating his (ex?)wife (Amber something). Not sure if criminal charges have been happened yet.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2016 06:39 AM (OYgID)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2016 06:39 AM (OYgID)
Doesn't matter if charges have been filed or not. That lautenberg amendment goes into affect as soon as wifey files for an order. IIANM the amendment was shot down once by the courts only to be repassed by a Democrat congress.
And from one article I saw the cops have not filed any charges because they said that there is not enough indication of domestic violence to file charges. IOW that "black eye" is not so black.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/j39xnkp
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 28, 2016 06:49 AM (ns1FV)
Posted by: Love Hertz at May 28, 2016 06:54 AM (no0Da)
Johnny Depp looks awful. Saw him in some news blurb on a movie premier. Looks like he auditioning for Leaving Las Vegas 2.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2016 06:55 AM (OYgID)
Posted by: fluffy at May 28, 2016 07:00 AM (2hcmo)
Also, at the time this BS amendment was passed the Republicans had gained control of the Senate by a narrow majority.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)
Right. The question then becomes, "Why was it necessary to do this?" Do you think these "conservatives" didn't understand the legislation they voted for, or do you think these "conservatives" knew very well what they voted for?
In other words, are they idiots or are they filthy, lying motherfuckers?
I take the latter position.
And we really, really need to stop calling these cocksuckers "conservatives."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 28, 2016 07:09 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:09 AM (3wHFl)
I was waiting for the EMT before going out, glad I didn't.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:09 AM (3wHFl)
Krak must be down at the beach this weekend.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 07:12 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Wandering William at May 28, 2016 07:13 AM (40hem)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:13 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2016 07:15 AM (WTSFk)
When I was younger I challenged my political assumptions and was PISSED to discover that most everything I'd been led to believe was a lie. I became more conservative as a result.
I've voted for Republicans for the last 20 years only to find myself in the same place.
So now I'm depressed AND PISSED off.
Good times.
.
Posted by: Love Hertz at May 28, 2016 07:16 AM (no0Da)
There is a advantage to going out to do laundry, 5 loads all at once and nice out to hang outside.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:19 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:21 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Love Hertz at May 28, 2016 07:23 AM (no0Da)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:23 AM (3wHFl)
The answer is obvious.
There's been a coup. Both parties are fully committed to realizing a left-totalitarian state. The people we've elected to office are lying to us.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 28, 2016 07:25 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:26 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:27 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 28, 2016 07:25 AM (ZEzaq)
We really oughta bring back tar and feathers...but mostly tar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:28 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:28 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 28, 2016 07:29 AM (L62jT)
http://bit.ly/22rqj0S
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 06:12 AM (vvmPQ)
Good grief.
I had ants on my kitchen counter for awhile, but they were merely a nuisance.
I like living in the temperate climate of Pennsylvania, where most of nature is not out to kill me. I can do without fire ants, tarantulas, scorpions, etc.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 07:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:30 AM (3wHFl)
Facebook announced that it would begin tracking people who are not on Facebook who visit websites with the Facebook like button.
Resistance is futile.
Posted by: Wandering William at May 28, 2016 07:32 AM (40hem)
Was looking forward to lying around being lazy for a while, maybe enjoy a few old westerns.
But still no power. I heard the transformer blow an hour or so ago...
And if today is going to be anything like yesterday, I'll be wanting the AC before long.
Posted by: Chi at May 28, 2016 07:32 AM (eKxUP)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:33 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:33 AM (3wHFl)
You would think, but in a way, I kinda doubt it. The left runs those networks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:36 AM (Ozsfq)
Supposed to be 90 degrees and muggy today. Blecch. Good day to stay indoors with the A/C blasting and read.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 28, 2016 07:36 AM (jR7Wy)
Didn't look above but American thinker has story of 70 year old woman stripped and beaten in Egypt . I hate Muslims.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:23 AM (3wHFl)
I linked it yesterday
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 07:38 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:23 AM (3wHFl)
I linked it yesterday
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2016 07:38 AM (vvmPQ)
Sorry to say but Same Old Same Old
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:40 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:41 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 07:45 AM (9ym/8)
I didn't want to use poisonous chemicals for fear that it would harm my cats.
This spring, I finally had enough and decided to buy ant traps. I bought a package of Maggie's Farm "No Spill Ant Kill". The active ingredient is borax in a gel form. The package contained six traps for about $5. I put out three of them on the counter, and within a couple of days the ants were gone. It was amazing. As far as I can tell, they only ate from one of the traps. The other two appear untouched.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 07:47 AM (sdi6R)
They Were Expendable (1945) 1 pm
The Caine Mutiny (1954) a favorite of mine
A Bridge To Far (1977)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:47 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:47 AM (805dc)
They Were Expendable (1945) 1 pm
The Caine Mutiny (1954) a favorite of mine
A Bridge To Far (1977)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:47 AM (3wHFl)
Some great flicks there.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:48 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:47 AM (805dc)
Thanks... 5 more pounds and I will be at my going to War Weight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:49 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:49 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:50 AM (3wHFl)
Did not know that. I assume that would extend to all ant variations, I.E., fire ants?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:49 AM (Ozsfq)
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Atta boy.
I just got a mental image of you standing in white linen pants, with a helmet on, holding a dentist's drill in a menacing fashion. [shudder]
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (805dc)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (805dc)
My Battle Station
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:54 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:54 AM (3wHFl)
*looks down at my own ever expanding waistline*
Found it!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 07:54 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (805dc)
The caption would have to be, "Is it safe?"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 28, 2016 07:56 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:54 AM (Ozsfq)
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Serious question: how do you dentists get used to that horrible noise the drill makes? Do you just become inured to it? It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:56 AM (805dc)
My rep is on that list and is the quientisential CON-servative he's been running ads during Levin's show touting his "conservative" principles not so much his voting record because it's not.
Every time I've confronted him on his not very conservative voting voting record he either deflects by regurgitating GOPe boilerplate or just not responding.
I'm sure he'll come up with another bullshit reason.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2016 07:57 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:57 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:56 AM (805dc)
What?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:57 AM (Ozsfq)
For who? We're talking about a dentist with a drill here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 07:58 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (805dc)
***
"Is it safe?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 07:58 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 07:52 AM (805dc)
My Battle Station"
Now that waterboarding is prohibited, we had to have a way to extract information from captured enemy troops.
"Is it safe?"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 07:58 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 07:58 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 07:59 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2016 07:59 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 07:59 AM (3wHFl)
The Horde Hive Mind on full display..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 07:59 AM (ptqRm)
Alternately, a bunch of retards jumping on the obvious joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2016 08:00 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 07:57 AM (Ozsfq)
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Your dentist's drill. It makes a noise when you use it, right? At least I hear a noise. Maybe dentists don't.
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 08:00 AM (805dc)
And yes, I'm pissed that y'all beat me to it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2016 08:01 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:01 AM (MH4k8)
Posted by: Paul Ryan. at May 28, 2016 08:01 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 08:00 AM (805dc)
What? A little louder, I can't hear you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 08:02 AM (Ozsfq)
The Future Empress - whose dentition was always well above-par - now positively gleams....
(And, yeah, she said she did get the idea a few times that her little sister was getting some payback for their childhood......)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 08:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 08:02 AM (Ozsfq)
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Ah. I get it now. I'm humor-impaired this morning, I guess.
More coffee, please. And don't spill it on those white linen pants or Mrs. NGU will never forgive you.
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (805dc)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (MH4k8)
Like Corky on a trampoline
*Boing*
*boing*
*Thud*
Ouch.
Posted by: Paul Ryan. at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:03 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 08:02 AM (Ozsfq)
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DO NOT WANT NGU running Marathon Man interrogations on me...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 08:04 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 08:04 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2016 08:04 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2016 08:05 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:07 AM (MH4k8)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:09 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:11 AM (3wHFl)
Why do sailors put a little salt in a pot of coffee when they make it? My Pa - a marine - picked up the habit, and it wasn't til I was at university I realized that not everybody makes it that way.
There has to be a reason, but damned if I can figure it out.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 08:12 AM (lutOX)
And, of course, I'll be pulling for that Aussie Daniel Ricciardo.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 08:12 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 28, 2016 08:15 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:15 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Chi at May 28, 2016 08:17 AM (eKxUP)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:17 AM (3wHFl)
Makes coffee less bitter.
And speaking of Fleet Week, on a completely different scale this is the M32 Match Race week in Newport. Gonna go help some friends tune their sailboat and then watch the races and perhaps enjoy an adult beverage or 7.
If you've never seen these things go click on the Play Promo Video button. Not enough wind today for true carnage but fun nevertheless.
http://wmrt.com/events/newport-2016/
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2016 08:17 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:19 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2016 08:20 AM (e3bId)
That would surely cause a morning thread to get posted while I was typing.
Problem is, as usual, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: teej at May 28, 2016 08:21 AM (oScPm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 08:22 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:22 AM (3wHFl)
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I have that FB plug-in block on my 'puter. I never see FB comments unless I unblock it. Hoping that keeps Zuckerjerk from tracking me.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 28, 2016 08:23 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 28, 2016 08:23 AM (fSpRi)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:24 AM (MH4k8)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:25 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 08:26 AM (sdi6R)
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Heh. I don't like it either. Not a very well-though-out nick, I suppose. I happened to be wearing black the day I had to come up with something. Cleeeeeeeever.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 28, 2016 08:26 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:26 AM (MH4k8)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:27 AM (MH4k8)
At least you weren't wearing something in a neutral tan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2016 08:27 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:27 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 28, 2016 08:29 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: creeper at May 28, 2016 08:27 AM (MH4k
Feel free to mow my lawn, then. I'll just relax indoors with a beverage. D:
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 08:30 AM (sdi6R)
I don't know if that's about mowing yards but I spend around 8 months of the the year mowing in 80F-plus weather.
You get used to it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2016 08:30 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 08:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2016 08:31 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 28, 2016 08:31 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun! at May 28, 2016 08:31 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2016 08:31 AM (3wHFl)
Me and store bought bait. Except for minnows that really ain't me.
If I manage to drag my old ass down to the lake I'll let ya know if anything good comes of it.
Anything good means over 35 inches as that's the minimum limit at my lake.
Grrrr
Posted by: teej at May 28, 2016 08:35 AM (oScPm)
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