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Overnight Open Thread (3-21-2016) - Édition de Surprise
Quote of the Day I - The Real Che Edition
The fog of time and the strength of anti-anti-Communism have obscured the real Che. Who was he? He was an Argentinian revolutionary who served as Castro's primary thug. He was especially infamous for presiding over summary executions at La Cabaña, the fortress that was his abattoir. He liked to administer the coup de grâce, the bullet to the back of the neck. And he loved to parade people past El Paredón, the reddened wall against which so many innocents were killed. Furthermore, he established the labor-camp system in which countless citizens - dissidents, democrats, artists, homosexuals - would suffer and die. This is the Cuban gulag. A Cuban-American writer, Humberto Fontova, described Guevara as "a combination of Beria and Himmler." Anthony Daniels once quipped, "The difference between [Guevara] and Pol Pot was that [the former] never studied in Paris."
-- Jay Nordlinger
Remaining Mysteries From the Paris Attacks
Four months after the November attacks in Paris there's still a lot that authorities don't know. The attackers apparently had crates of disposable 'burner' phones, and only activated them shortly before the attack. But none of the burner phones or the attackers' personal devices contain any emails or texts linking them to the attacks which suggests that they were using some kind of hidden encryption or have another undiscovered communication network altogether and were disciplined about using it. Furthermore the bombs used were sophisticated and showed evidence of having been mass produced which indicates there could be a yet-to-be-found bomb factory somewhere within Europe.
One of the gunmen pulled out a laptop, propping it open against the wall, said the 40-year-old woman. When the laptop powered on, she saw a line of gibberish across the screen: "It was bizarre - he was looking at a bunch of lines, like lines of code. There was no image, no internet," she said. Her description matches the look of certain encryption software, which Isis claims to have used during the Paris attacks.
...New phones linked to the assailants at the stadium and the restaurant also showed calls to Belgium in the hours and minutes before the attacks, suggesting a rear base manned by a web of still unidentified accomplices. Security camera footage showed Bilal Hadfi, the youngest of the assailants, as he paced outside the stadium, talking on a cellphone. The phone was activated less than an hour before he detonated his vest. From 8.41pm until just before he died at 9.28pm, the phone was in constant touch with a phone inside the rental car being driven by Abaaoud. It also repeatedly called a cellphone in Belgium.
The jury's decision came just hours after Judge Pamela Campbell informed the four women and two men deciding the case that Denton is worth $121million while the site is valued at $83million.Judge Campbell also informed the jury that the former editor of the site who posted the video, 41-year-old AJ Daulerio, has no assets and owes $27,000 in student loans.
He was hit even harder than Denton by jurors Monday, who ordered him to pay $100,000 of his own money despite being told about his financial status earlier in the day.
Like Baseball: Cry at Work If You Never Want to Succeed
Crying is an absolutely spiffing way to get what you want - in the short term. But once you've hosted a one-person snivel party, people tend to remember it. And nobody wants to see it again. People will start finding excuses to gently steer you away from challenging situations. They'll do your work themselves. They'll find someone else to give the hard-deadline gotta-have-this-now project.All of which means you'll become devalued and marginalized. If you want to secure the promotion, snag the bonus, make it to the top, you'll have to prove you can do the tough stuff. Women will be set back 100 years if they start believing it's OK to cry on the job.
But hey, OK, fine, if you just want to remain on the Girl Track for the rest of your life, by all means interrupt the weekly departmental meeting to fill your empty venti cup with your hot, salty tears. But take a good look around you as you do so. In my experience, women bosses tend to be even less sympathetic than men to female issues. Why? Because women bosses know what it's like to be women. They managed to make it anyway, and they think other women should, too. Bosses like employees who remind them of themselves.
Thanks to a 70s era law, the Indian Child Welfare Act, which says that native american children can only be placed with native american families.
Department of Children and Family Services agents were expected to take Lexi from her home at 10am on Sunday but postponed after a large group of protesters took a stand against her removal.The family is under 'specific orders' not to tell Lexi or their other children what is happening.
'As a grandmother, it's ripping my heart. It's ripping me apart to see Lexi has been a part of our family for almost five years, and she's not going to understand what's going on.
'The children are not going to understand the separation. This is going to destroy these children,' Tari Kelly, Lexi's foster grandmother, told ABC 7.
The Choctaw tribe has decided to place Lexi with extended non-blood relatives in Utah, who are not Native Americans and will not be living on the reservation.
So they've managed to maximize everyone's pain and suffering with no actual benefit. Good job assholes.
Welcome to the age of narcissism and indulgence, now enforced by the state.
The boy, identified only as PD, expressed that he wanted to be a boy in 2014 and was referred to the Tavistock Gender Identity Clinic with gender dysphoria.He later changed by deed poll. However his parents, who adopted PD when he was six, struggled to come to terms with his decision and called him by his previous name.
In a ruling made public today, Mr Justice Keehan said the couple's use of the wrong name had caused PD 'great annoyance and distress'.
PD came to the decision that he no longer wished his parents to be involved in his life; or receive any information about him, his assessment or any possible treatment.
His parents came to accept they should not receive any medical information but, in the hope they would one day be reconciled with their son, asked to receive quarterly updates on PD's life and welfare.
However the judge said PD, who has taken two overdoses and now lives with foster carers, did not agree with the request.
His views are held so strongly that he does not want his parents notified even if he needs emergency medical treatment.
Why You Shouldn't Let The Internet Name Things: Meet The RRS 'Boaty McBoatface'
The eccentric moniker emerged as a favourite after Britain's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) sought input in naming the new vessel, which will be a flagship of its scientific fleet.The public were urged to find an 'inspirational name' that reflects the ship's mission, studying ice sheets, and celebrates Britain's long naval history.
Former BBC radio presenter James Hand said that while he stands by Boaty McBoatface as a 'brilliant name' for a ship, he has actually voted for RRS David Attenborough to be the new name.
...Boaty McBoatface is currently leading with 28,590 votes. The second-favourite - the RRS Henry Worsley, named after the explorer who died trying to make the first unassisted solo crossing of the Antarctic in January - has just over three thousand votes.
Meanwhile the US Air Force is asking people on Twitter to name the new B-21 bomber. Bomby McBomberface?
News You Can Use: The Assfish is Actually a Kind of Cusk-eel
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rex B at March 21, 2016 08:51 PM (RNBDV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 08:51 PM (voOPb)
We didn't buy but she was charming and hot. Did I mention she was hot?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 08:54 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 08:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 08:55 PM (i9Cjp)
And Barry loves him some Che
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 08:56 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 08:57 PM (voOPb)
I'm going to assume that Ace has stayed away from the Obama/Cuba story because it would cause a rage stroke. I UNDERSTAND!! I really do. I just don't have words to describe how awful this president is. Yet, I work with Obama cultists. He can still do no wrong with a certain segment of the population.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2016 08:57 PM (oU8Y7)
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Looks like embracing that whole "transgender" thing and telling his parents to get lost has really helped him get back on with his life!
Oh, and the kicker is we all get the honor of paying for the mutilation surgery!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2016 08:57 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 21, 2016 08:58 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)
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I'd go with the Tepes or the Martel...both for the obvious reasons...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2016 08:59 PM (pibXr)
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Don't forget the shooting of people you don't like part.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2016 08:59 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:59 PM (J/xBL)
Posted by: Cryin' Boner at March 21, 2016 08:59 PM (gyKtp)
PD came to the decision that he no longer wished his parents to be involved in his life; or receive any information about him, his assessment or any possible treatment.
I would tell it, it was nice knowing you. Good luck on your own you ungrateful fck
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:00 PM (45oDG)
citizens - dissidents, democrats, artists, homosexuals - would suffer
and die."
If you walk through any arts event in Scum Scamfrisco, you will find variations on the iconic Che photograph either on display as artwork, or for sale as merchandise.
These people are so vacuous that their skulls must contain a harder vacuum than any now recognized by physics. In reality, Che Guevara HATED the arts. Thought they were bourgeois and a waste of time and energy. He even prohibited turgid Soviet "socialist realism" in Cuba while he was alive.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (pibXr)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jlutaww
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)
The left is criminally insane.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (hVdx9)
Pretty sure he doesn't give two shits about mine. And fuck being the bigger man. I am no longer in the mood.
Might change my mind, maybe, when media quits trying to change my mind.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: James T Kirk at March 21, 2016 09:01 PM (e8kgV)
Funny how muderous commie bastard lovers scream control on their Heros
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:02 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2016 09:02 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2016 09:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Beth M at March 21, 2016 09:03 PM (kiy9d)
Che perfectly illustrates my pet theory about the left, that they aren't interested in building a socialist utopia, they're just interested in death and destruction. As long as they personally get the opportunity to shoot kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck, they're happy.
Similarly, Che was happy when he was shooting people, but once the major part of the killing was done after Castro took over, Che decided "fuck this" and split for the Congo.
Blowing trains up is a hell of a lot more fun than making the damned things run on time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 09:03 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Spellcheck at March 21, 2016 09:04 PM (HKBpI)
Posted by: Dick Vermeil at March 21, 2016 09:04 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 09:04 PM (EzgxV)
Beria? Himmler?
Whoa man. Hold up there. I've been super busy and I haven't had time to see the new Star Wars yet, so, like, no spoilers here, OK?
Posted by: Average American Voter at March 21, 2016 09:04 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2016 09:05 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Rex B at March 21, 2016 09:05 PM (RNBDV)
Posted by: Crowd-Sourced Collective Genius at March 21, 2016 09:06 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2016 09:07 PM (AkOaV)
While in the jungle on his last attempt to overthrow a country he forbade his men from having sex (yes with women).
Yet in camp he was regularly hooking up with a woman who was actually a KGB agent.
Oh, that beard of his? That was to cover up a scar. The buffoon accidently shot himself during the Bay of Pigs invasion. This was after marching his men to a part of the island where a rowboat playing sounds of gunfire was floating. Yes, a decoy.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
The adoration of Che shows how the left will love anyone who can look
cool in a picture, as long as they're perceived as being on the left.
We've suffered over 7 years for their superficiality.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)
And this is, in many ways, the story of obama.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2016 09:08 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:08 PM (ubByS)
Ash Carter's story how Obama said he wanted to wrap up ISIS before he leaves office made me want to throw stuff. No more thought to it than let's wrap this up. Sorry, I want a real policy and strategy. Not this hand waving bullshit. They owe the military more than that. *spits*
Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2016 09:09 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2016 09:09 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:10 PM (hVdx9)
part of the killing was done after Castro took over, Che decided 'fuck
this' and split for the Congo."
Castro, an astute student of Stalin's methods, was aware that Stalin had found it prudent to regularly rotate in new heads of the Cheka. Giving the old heads a carefully administered dose of a few grams of lead as he did so. The better to reduce the risk of palace coups.
It's really hard to figure a scenario under which Castro wouldn't have discreetly ratted out his former chief executioner. To eliminate any future lethal threat to the person of the capo di tutti capi, and to create a revolutionary martyr for agitprop use, in one fell swoop.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 09:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 08:55 PM
Isn't time here on now Central Daylight Time as it never changed w/ the switch last Sat?
I don't remember that happening before.
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 09:10 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:11 PM (iQIUe)
You wouldn't expect a protocol droid to have a dry wit like that.
Posted by: human-Cheborg relations at March 21, 2016 09:11 PM (MKGhQ)
re: Nick Denton's net worth
Saw a factoid floating around that Nick the Dick's only worth $3 point something million hard money, with the rest in doggy Gawker stock and the like.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 09:11 PM (kdS6q)
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You know, it can be a bit harder to wrap up rampaging jihadis then you might expect.
Posted by: Romanos IV at March 21, 2016 09:11 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (ceWrl)
Except this is even worse. Louisiana's one drop rule had a cutoff at 1/32.
Didn't we already do 'name that B-21 bomber'?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (gyKtp)
Che thought that bathing was bourgeois.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
In one of WF Buckley's Blackford Oakes novels, he noted that Che had a rather "casual attitude towards personal hygiene". In other words, he smelled like a sweaty goat.
That line always stuck with me, for some reason.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (o98Jz)
Being of Cuban lineage I have some strong opinions on the matter.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:10 PM (hVdx9)
Stunning. Are you trying to tell me that Communist leaders don't live the bullshit they preach and force on those they rule?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 09:11 PM (kdS6q)
Now he's worth a whole hell of a lot less.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (ubByS)
Posted by: Sandra's enormous hoo-haa at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)
And our f*cking president loves the guy.
Lord have mercy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Papillion's plan at March 21, 2016 09:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 21, 2016 09:13 PM (R5HRU)
Some people say it's all an Israeli CIA thing but I'll allow it.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2016 09:14 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: torquewrench
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Che was getting very popular in Cuba and elsewhere. Castro could not risk that.
IIRC Castro did not supply him as promised.
I too think he was sent off to be killed.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:14 PM (hVdx9)
Been a good night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 09:15 PM (GEICT)
Some people say it's all an Israeli CIA thing but I'll allow it.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2016 09:14 PM (2Ocf1)
I'm clearly not spending enough time in malls.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Hard to believe, I know.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)
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How 'bout "Made in China?"
Posted by: ShainS at March 21, 2016 09:16 PM (a6Ff7)
/sarc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:16 PM (/i7Ua)
Boy, a wire really got crossed in their somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 09:17 PM (i9Cjp)
We didn't buy but she was charming and hot. Did I mention she was hot?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 08:54 PM (hJrjt)
But was she hot? That's all we wanna know.
Posted by: Blano at March 21, 2016 09:17 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)
My worldview is rocked.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 09:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ShainS
****
Hahahahahaha! We alleddy have the plans for it.
Posted by: Chinese Govt. at March 21, 2016 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: the new, fabulous Armed Forces at March 21, 2016 09:18 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 09:18 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: Barky Owrapper man at March 21, 2016 09:18 PM (a/d9J)
president is. Yet, I work with Obama cultists. He can still do no wrong
with a certain segment of the population.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2016 08:57 PM (oU8Y7)
----------------------------------That sounds vaguely familiar this election season ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 21, 2016 09:19 PM (a6Ff7)
Boy, a wire really got crossed in their somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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He was never a doctor and I am not sure he was ever really a med student. My memory fails me...again.
The lesson he took away from those countries is that it is better to be the tyrant than the peasant.
Posted by: Chinese Govt. at March 21, 2016 09:19 PM (hVdx9)
http://linkis.com/dVZdO
A small ray of sanity.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (gyKtp)
>>PD came to the decision that he no longer wished his parents to be involved in his life; or receive any information about him, his assessment or any possible treatment.
You can't fix crazy. You can only hope to contain it.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (F3ax6)
I think there may be a dead walrus in my back yard. The dog just came in smelling like he rolled in a carcass of some sort. Or pigshit, maybe?
Oh gawd, it's awful...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (BNgss)
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Is is the guy that played C-3PO or is it another Anthony Daniels?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (PR6+t)
re the 1.5% NA kid -- so, the 'one drop' rule?
Posted by: GnuBreed
Per:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Child_Welfare_Act
it's not a blood quantum thing. Enrolled tribal member or child of same, or otherwise linked to a specific tribe.
Quanta nowadays can be pretty darn low, but enrolled is enrolled.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 09:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Wisdom at March 21, 2016 09:21 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:21 PM (hVdx9)
http://linkis.com/dVZdO
A small ray of sanity.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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They will be disappeared for that.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Oh gawd, it's awful...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (BNgss)
Hey Chi, that book came on Saturday. Thanks, looks like it will be a fun read. You want me to shoot you some $$ for postage?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:23 PM (/i7Ua)
My ex was related to Che. He was from a very rich family.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2016 09:23 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sounds like she needs help with dead walrus removal. Know anyone?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Well, dynamite worked for Oregon on a dead whale. Oh, wait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:25 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2016 09:14 PM (2Ocf1)
Not here, or I'd spend a lot more time in malls.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Think you used enough dynamite there butch?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)
They say he was adopted at age six. You have to wonder what went on in his life before then. May not be pretty.
I feel for his parents who obviously care about him.
Or her. Or whatever.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (T/5A0)
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/
It was Jane D'oh who mentioned it and linked it recently.
It's veteran owned, and the reviews are a hoot.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 21, 2016 09:27 PM (ceWrl)
I think there may be a dead walrus in my back yard. The dog just came in smelling like he rolled in a carcass of some sort. Or pigshit, maybe?
Oh gawd, it's awful...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (BNgss)
I'm thinking he was probably pretty proud of himself about it, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (k53nK)
The Amex ad just writes itself: "Slingshot, $4.95, box of dead squirrels, free, Happy Hour for nothing, priceless!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (bLnSU)
You'd have to bring a supply of dark side cookies with you so they don't wander off and rub other hands.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Jenny Brings The Facts at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (dgZpy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (k53nK)
The moron lifestyle strikes!
I won't say again, I've never gotten hit up by the karmamobile like that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (ubByS)
http://linkis.com/dVZdO
A small ray of sanity.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM (gyKtp)
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I think there is going to be a war between the peds and the psychs.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (iQIUe)
Sounds like she needs help with dead walrus removal. Know anyone?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at March 21, 2016 09:29 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Hillary 2016
****
You were never a human...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Meanwhile the US Air Force is asking people on Twitter to name the new B-21 bomber. Bomby McBomberface?
Enola Gay II
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 09:29 PM (FkBIv)
Hey Chi, that book came on Saturday. Thanks, looks like it will be a fun read. You want me to shoot you some $$ for postage?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Not at all. Just pay it forward.
See something cheap & cool at a swap meet that some random Moron may like? Pick it up, send it on.
Glad you like it. I thought of you the instant I saw it, really. I perused it, and while I couldve tossed it on the shelf to flip through occasionally, i doubt I'd get half the enjoyment (or useful info) out of it than you would.
I've been making a concerted effort on my good karma points lately...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:29 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:30 PM (gyKtp)
They say he was adopted at age six. You have to wonder what went on in his life before then. May not be pretty.
I feel for his parents who obviously care about him.
Or her. Or whatever.
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Just a terribly sad story all around. The bright spot is that PD is definitely young enough that a turn-around and eventual reconciliation with the parents wouldn't be terribly shocking.
Posted by: Jenny Brings The Facts at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (dgZpy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:28 PM (k53nK)
Oh, if only that were all it took...
Hope things are going well for you!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (bLnSU)
I mentioned in the last thread that I ordered my first bag from the Black Rifle Coffee Company.
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/
It was Jane D'oh who mentioned it and linked it recently.
It's veteran owned, and the reviews are a hoot.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
The coffee's good stuff. Finished off a bag of the Just Black last week.
Their promo videos are hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (o98Jz)
Life gives you lemons, you......make a stiff drink and sprinkle some lemon juice in it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 09:33 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at March 21, 2016 09:29 PM
Want me to phone in a dinner reservation for you? Call if for, 3 say?!
Posted by: John Wick at March 21, 2016 09:33 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Hillary 2016
****
You were never a human...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Is that a constitutional requirement?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 09:33 PM (FkBIv)
I think there may be a dead walrus in my back yard. The dog just came in smelling like he rolled in a carcass of some sort. Or pigshit, maybe?
Oh gawd, it's awful...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:20 PM
Lordy, Bailey loves to roll in horseshit when we walk the park district trail that allows horses.
And BTW I can tell the difference between a pig farm and a cattle farm by the smell. Just part of living in N IL.
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 09:34 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 09:34 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: a B-21 at March 21, 2016 09:34 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: James T Kirk at March 21, 2016 09:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (bLnS
Meh, looking for a new job. I'm 99.99999% certain I'm going to get downsized in fairly short order. Nervous time, since I also need to get a new renter.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:36 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 21, 2016 09:36 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 09:36 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Craig Stadler at March 21, 2016 09:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: iforgot at March 21, 2016 09:37 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 09:38 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 21, 2016 09:38 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Jenny Brings The Facts at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (dgZpy)
Aspiring rap'r to be sure....
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (RK8AH)
Posted by: iforgot at March 21, 2016 09:37 PM (5o5ek)
If they'd have named it "Darrell", they could've had two new provinces.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (McRlu)
Their promo videos are hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 09:31 PM (o98Jz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUzAqIM9f5g
I note that the ice looks a bit red.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:36 PM (k53nK)
Well, I hope it all works out. Too far for me to move and I have too much stuff anyway!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:40 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: a B-21
And we're supposed to believe the "B" in your name stands for "Bad Ass"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2016 09:40 PM (YJmuy)
"Will Barack Obama Meet the Real, Invisible Cubans?"
http://tinyurl.com/zwn5msd
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2016 09:41 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2016 09:41 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 09:42 PM (nBgQo)
downsized in fairly short order. Nervous time, since I also need to get
a new renter.
Should have kneed that guy in the groin when you saw him in the store. Would have removed all uncertainty.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2016 09:42 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 09:42 PM (EzgxV)
Enola Gay II
Gay? That is soo today! It's a fabulous name...
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 09:43 PM (/dSsq)
Don't worry. Only stupid, old white people are racist.
Posted by: Thothial Juthith Warriah~! at March 21, 2016 09:43 PM (A/3fN)
The main reason he hated the Batista regime is because Batista was half black. He thought it was a disgrace to have a mulatto ordering white people around.
Y'no, an enterprising reporter might ask Obama what he thinks about it.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 21, 2016 09:43 PM (T/5A0)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (McRlu)
They could have named the two provinces after Mooch's butt and called them "Left Cheek" and "Right Cheek."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 09:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 09:44 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: cthulhu
-----------------
Maybe not extra proud, but certainly content. And the rotten bastard wants to curl up next to me?!?
T,
You know that I live in the city. But I spent most of my summers growing up on farms in rural Va (and one in the UP) - I know what a pig farm smells like, and this is very reminiscent of that.
I guess it's bath night...
And how did I become a "she?" I would make one ugly bitch.
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:45 PM (BNgss)
Don't let anyone say you never live life the wrong way Bebe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2016 09:39 PM (McRlu)<<<
I'd love to have two brothers.
Posted by: Larry Province at March 21, 2016 09:46 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Suspicious Jealous Reggie at March 21, 2016 09:46 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (FkBIv)
Yes, mother of Col. Paul Tibbets. The pilot
So it wasn't a statement honoring gays? some dumb LIB....
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 09:42 PM (EzgxV)
California is, among its other problems, endlessly confusing to people outside the state.
They think the whole thing is just scorched with earthquakes, it's all beach, and everything is right next to each other.
I've been asked by companies to "hop over" to somewhere that's a 10+ hour drive.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 09:49 PM (i9Cjp)
What's shaking, horde? (Please be boobs, please be boobs, please be boobs)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 09:49 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 21, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (BO/km)
119 Islam is a mental disease. There's only one cure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Exposure to a very large microwave?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Merovign
-----------------
And Texas is one giant desert. The whole state.
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:36 PM (k53nK)
You mean somebody is immune enough to the boobehs to actually let them go?
Hard to believe.
Posted by: Blano at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (heN73)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (2TUVm)
At least it didn't get you zapped.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 09:49 PM (e+1S5)
https://youtu.be/9e-n_Z678yI
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (bLnSU)
Well, when the speed on the Interstates is effectively limited to 55 because of the rolling roadblock caused by semis in the truck lane, what's a 10-hour run in California could be done in 8 hours in Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (/i7Ua)
Saw a factoid floating around that Nick the Dick's only worth $3 point something million hard money, with the rest in doggy Gawker stock and the like.
I'm thinking Gawker stock ain't worth much any more.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (Pby3z)
This story inflames/validates just about every prejudice I have.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 09:52 PM (oKE6c)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961193276121088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961316391575552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961450722566149
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2016 09:52 PM (9hYrP)
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (Pby3z)
The certificates would be worth something in Venezuela.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 09:53 PM (oKE6c)
His opponents have so far spent $520 Million running against him....
that more than $1/2 Billion in economic Stimulus!
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 21, 2016 09:53 PM (RK8AH)
Posted by: Merovign
There are several version of a map that have an overlay of the US / NoAm on Europe. It should be required office material in any international office.
One version of the map in nic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2016 09:53 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:40 PM (bLnSU)
Thanks. How have you been feeling?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (k53nK)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961623884402688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961778872315904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/711961924125270016
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (9hYrP)
no sympathy for losers
Loser? Dude is getting anonymous trim on a ferris wheel and banging a Vegas stripper. The getting killed in a carjacking is just evening out the balance sheet.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Exposure to a very large microwave?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (voOPb)
Close. The cure involves fission/fusion.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (e+1S5)
Does it count as a carjacking if you were giving the carjackers a ride? Seems as though there should be a different word for that. Wait, I know this one. Oh, yes. "Stupid."
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:51 PM (/i7Ua)
That's maybe 3% of the time on a trip like that. Most of that distance would be mindless, numbing farmland or foothills or empty fields.
If any state needed an autobahn, though, it's CA (maybe Texas and Nevada too).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (bLnSU)
His opponents have so far spent $520 Million running against him....
that more than $1/2 Billion in economic Stimulus!
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 21, 2016 09:53 PM (RK8AH)
$520 million will buy a hell of a lot of signs on the freeway.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)
So you're saying we have another Obama "one pound weights, Jazzercize, limp wrists" workout video to look forward to?
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (iMxBJ)
They are all painfully hot. On Christmass I bought some kind of nail buffing shit from them, and I don't .. er .. buff, as it were.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)
Me either!
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 21, 2016 09:38 PM (BO/km)
You might want to help with that dead walrus thing up thread
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Mrclark at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (7YnaR)
Posted by: RSS Boaty McBoatface at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)
?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:57 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2016 09:40 PM (YJmuy)
======================
The US Air Force has some folks who have way too much time on their hands.
I've already got a name. The B stands for Bob. I'm one of a long line of flying Bobs. My Dad's brother is named Bob. Bob's my uncle.
Posted by: Bob The XXI at March 21, 2016 09:58 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 09:58 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (bLnSU)
Florida has the same issue. It's staggeringly long, and people from out of the state, particularly out of the country just don't get it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 09:58 PM (HalrA)
Well, it is "America's Wang." It should be.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)
+++++++++++
please no...
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 09:59 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: Blano at March 21, 2016 09:50 PM (heN73)
The scuttlebutt is they are too expensive. And they're natural!!!! WTF?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 09:59 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)
Maybe the Cubans will hold Barky and Mooch as hostages for ransom. Then you could start a gofundme to raise the ransom money.
And another to raise money to persuade the Cubans to keep 'em.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 09:59 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Splunge
****
Worse. Him and Reggie..."working out".
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
"Hulk Hogan Delivers Epic Facial To Gawker"
Posted by: Mrclark at March 21, 2016 10:00 PM (7YnaR)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 09:47 PM (bLnSU)
My FIL was about to fly in from Europe around 9 am and said he'd be at our house for lunch.
We lived almost a thousand miles away from where he landed. My wife told me this, her hand over the phone. I told her to ask him, "Lunch on which day?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 21, 2016 10:01 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:01 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:45 PM (BNgss)
Still laughing about that.
Well Fenelon was both a dude and a lesbian one day, so anything's possible.
Posted by: Blano at March 21, 2016 10:01 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:02 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:02 PM (jJWEk)
the Ferris wheel guy , we had another three murders and a couple of
armed robberies. All the perps could have been Obama's son.
Wow. What are the odds?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:02 PM (oKE6c)
Stripper is not a Vegas stripper
She is a 36 year old Houston Stripper. Lots of miles. Rode hard and put away wet so to speak
He got killed in Houston. The whole thing just makes you want to visit doesn't it?
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:03 PM (k53nK)
Or....not.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:03 PM (i9Cjp)
And Che? Fuck that trash sideways with a barbed pineapple. Oh, wait, that's what Satan has been up to for a few years, so, wish come true!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 21, 2016 10:04 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:00 PM (oKE6c)
I imagine Canadia and Chinastan have similar problems.
Not sure anyone expects to get across Russialand quickly.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:04 PM (bLnSU)
The airport was 300 miles away.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:04 PM (oKE6c)
hmmm.
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:04 PM (FbIkx)
--------------
Ambiguous antecedent, but either way works...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:05 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 09:45 PM
LOL, agreed, I've seen a pic of your ugly mug.
Reminds me of last night when Infidel? was glad she connected w/ her adopted daughter and several referred to her as sir.
Keep up folks. If I can it's not too hard. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (qKfed)
Well Fenelon was both a dude and a lesbian one day, so anything's possible.
Posted by: Blano
----------------
Was that the same day she became a murderer?
It IS funny how you can't tell who is what sometimes. Not that it matters at all.
I chuckle when I see the confusion about Fen, zombie, SMFH, GoK, etc.
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:02 PM (jJWEk)
Cannonball Run's cancelled. Burt Reynolds Impersonator out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (bLnSU)
the rooms of famous or important people who went there. Then they
blackmail them with the footage/info they capture.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)<<<
Nah. I'm sure we swept and prepped POTUS's room real well... after our long nights of Cuba libres and Cuban poon.
Posted by: SCOAMF's crack Secret Service detail at March 21, 2016 10:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:07 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)
Not sure anyone expects to get across Russialand quickly.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:04 PM (bLnSU)
"Oh, you're from Canada. Do you know so-and-so? He's from Toronto."
Me: "I live 2000 miles from Toronto, and have never set foot in that benighted burg. So probably not."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:07 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (jJWEk)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM
Not to worry, Mr. Meat Locker is zapping politics in here. Jump back on in!!!! Ms Tammy might even wander in!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (qKfed)
But I get it, most of the time I skip or lurk now, too.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (bLnSU)
Back when I used to visit such dens of immorality, you always had the head on a swivel in the parking lot. Never knew who/what you might run into at 2AM.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SCOAMF's crack Secret Service
****
Top...men...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)
Maybe the Cubans will hold Barky and Mooch as hostages for ransom. Then you could start a gofundme to raise the ransom money.
And another to raise money to persuade the Cubans to keep 'em.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ransom of Red Commander in Chief.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (FkBIv)
Well, it is "America's Wang." It should be.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)
That means America has hands on the large side. Yuuge, in fact.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:10 PM (7qAYi)
--------------
Ambiguous antecedent, but either way works...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:05 PM (n22zQ)
Only in Newspeak, which does not require to require consistency in number within a sentence. To let "him" go would imply letting a person* go. Letting "them" go, however, ...
* Fuck that "him or her" noise. English defaults to male gender when the gender of person is left unspecified. Of course, in this case ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (FbIkx)
/jk
Posted by: Infidel
****
One scary lesbian...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
And that is why we love this place. Except for that murderer Fenelon.
/jk
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (jJWE
You have to watch out for Grammie Winger too. If she doesn't kill you outright, she'll feed you her special pizza and you'll wish you'd died!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (k53nK)
Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (zt+N6)
It IS funny how you can't tell who is what sometimes. Not that it matters at all.
I chuckle when I see the confusion about Fen, zombie, SMFH, GoK, etc.
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:06 PM (BNgss)
I believe it was, yes.
I myself only recently became "aware" of NDH and redbanzai. There are probably others I'm a little confused about.
Posted by: Blano at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (heN73)
We're America's wang
But it ain't no thang
Come over and drink some Tang
...okay, I got nuthin' else.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2016 10:12 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:12 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 21, 2016 10:12 PM (MZ65M)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM (FbIkx)
IIRC, Germany is the size of Oregon.
Distance from London to Berlin? 500 miles. Pffft.
Distance from London to Moscow? 1500 miles. About the same distance I am right now from Chicago.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:12 PM (oKE6c)
So, family is coming down next week for spring break. I get to have The Talk with Bomber Jr. He's 11. Got in trouble last week in technology class. Because he googled "sex." Several times.
Catholic schools are still good at preemptive guilt, so I got that going for me.
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:13 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (jJWEk)
I bring up the weight of this trio to point out that, like P.J.O'Rourke once noted about Ed Asner, they clearly were not missing any meals due to the grave injustice of the capitalist system. They should move to Che's old Havana hangout. they could be speak the language, be surrounded by Commies to their heart's content and go on a crash diet, guarantteed to be successful.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (P8951)
It's kind of like I don't know what do--maybe I'm just momentarily depressed, pissed off or discouraged but I'm really not liking my job. Pray for some kind of clarity.
BTW I'm a car salesman. Make that my job right now is selling cars. Too many bosses--too much bullshit.
I just wanted to get that off my chest. Maybe I can find a job as a sales manager for hot Israeli chicks selling skin care products.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (jJWEk)
You fly from DFW to LAX......and half the flight is over Texas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Blano
---------------
'Confused' is okay, 'curious' is another matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (n22zQ)
Back when I used to visit such dens of immorality, you always had the head on a swivel in the parking lot. Never knew who/what you might run into at 2AM.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:09 PM (i9Cjp)
NOTHING good happens in the street at 2am.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:15 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Feliks Dzerzhinski at March 21, 2016 10:16 PM (MKGhQ)
Posted by: Possum at March 21, 2016 10:16 PM (FkBIv)
Florida, America's wang. It all tastes better here.
Come to Florida and play with America's wang lovers.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)
+++++
Pensacola? or somewhere else in NW FL?
saw a screen shot that a dad took of his kid googling 'fagina'
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (7qAYi)
Heh!! I was stationed at MacDill AFB in Tampa during the mid-late 90s. I'm from Pennsylvania. I thought to myself one weekend "gee, Key West doesn't look that far". and drove down there on a Saturday morning. Got there late Saturday evening. Didn't see much of it since it took 9 hours to get there and 9 hours back. I stayed at the campgrounds at the Navy base there. Still, I did go again and planned ahead to give me a few days to enjoy the Keys. Key West is a tourist trap but I liked it (Hemmingway's cats were cool).
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (oU8Y7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:15 PM (o98Jz)
Hence the ER intake history shorthand "SOCMOB," which stands for "Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:11 PM (k53nK)
Does her pizza have lutefisk as a topping?
I dunno, chemjeff's steaks sound nearly as deadly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (P8951)
^^^
Says a lot, both about the quality of the workforce at Gawker, and their boss' generosity.
I'm guessing one might be related to the other. In a self-reinforcing circle that destroyed Gawker.
Posted by: Oschisms at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (ZsN9X)
Met one a couple of weekends ago. Is that a thing?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (MNgU2)
NOTHING good happens in the street at 2am.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:15 PM (o98Jz)
Nothing good ever happens "down by the airport" either.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (4rzL1)
Yeah that's a high burnout/turnover job. I'd look to polish the old resume and look for something in sales in maybe financial or service industries. Or medical, where all the money is (and massive new terminology).
Maybe some other morons will have more direct advice.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (bLnSU)
The "Keep 'Em" side has raised $36,877, plus three
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)
In Belgium, a good extra base hit lands in Germany or the Netherlands.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (oKE6c)
Okay, that's fkn funny!
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (jJWEk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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You've obviously never been down to Bourbon Street...
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (BNgss)
Met one a couple of weekends ago. Is that a thing?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (MNgU2)
There are certain types of skin care products that seem to import Israeli girls for their sales staff. And they are invariably hot with very seductive accents.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:20 PM (4rzL1)
Or "the docks"....or "across the tracks"...or "at the bus station."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:20 PM (i9Cjp)
NOTHING good happens in the street at 2am.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:15 PM (o98Jz)
Nothing good ever happens "down by the airport" either.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (7qAYi)
You can add "train depot" and "bus station" to those, as well.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 10:21 PM (EzgxV)
Hence the ER intake history shorthand "SOCMOB," which stands for "Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (oKE6c)
*snort*
I mentioned that rule because I have a LONG history of violating it. Luckily, I weaned myself off of the night life a long time back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:21 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 10:21 PM (XjJuS)
Miami to Settle is around 3k.
Oh and I saw a map of counties after the FL primary -- All Trump except Dade, which went to Rubio...
In other words, if FL is America's Penis, Rubio got just the tip.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 10:21 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:20 PM (4rzL1)
This. They got one at the King of Prussia mall. My hands have never been so exfoliated.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:14 PM (4rzL1)
Yeah that's a high burnout/turnover job. I'd look to polish the old resume and look for something in sales in maybe financial or service industries. Or medical, where all the money is (and massive new terminology).
Maybe some other morons will have more direct advice.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:18 PM (bLnSU)
The sales close can be a high. But, prior to getting this job I was not a car person (I'm a lot more interested in cars now than I was.) Putting somebody in a car does not particularly excite me. Putting somebody in debt for eight years on a depreciating asset frankly bothers me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (4rzL1)
Lucky dawg. At our malls we get Amish chicks who are cross eyed & need shaving
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
I've lived in Florida for 15 years and have still never been to Miami. It's too far to drive, but too close to fly.
Key West I've been to, but only because the cruise ships stop there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 09:54 PM (e+1S5)
Sounds like they knew him and there's more to the story. My guess is that the victim was fucking around on his fiance with more than one girl.
Either that, or drug-related.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:23 PM (i9Cjp)
You people with your fancy "reading comprehension". Or even your "actually reading the article". Sheesh.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 21, 2016 10:23 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 10:24 PM (zK6nG)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
But don't you dare put public park bathrooms on that list!
Posted by: George Michaels at March 21, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (EZebt)
Hell, a lot of lifetime NYC and LA residents don't realize how damn big the country is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (fC9RO)
My favorites are: "for no apparent reason, suspect came up to witness and shot/punched/stabbed him"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (P895
Nope, it features the big #2
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (k53nK)
Or "the docks"....or "across the tracks"...or "at the bus station."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:20 PM (i9Cjp)
You can add "train depot" and "bus station" to those, as well.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 10:21 PM (EzgxV)
Ricardo with the KILL
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (ubByS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (n22zQ)
1. They have cash
2. They may not want to report it, because, strip club
It's a target rich environment
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:26 PM (zOTsN)
Kinda the same reason I never went to St. Augustine. Too far to day trip, not far enough to justify making a longer vacation out of it. Now that I live in TX, I kinda wish I had while I was there.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:26 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (4rzL1)
Yeah, I'd only buy a new car if I was so lumbered with money I was desperate to get rid of it to keep it from cluttering up the place.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:26 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Good, working too many hours. Waiting for the weather to warm up so I can get outside and put the yard in order.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 10:26 PM (XjJuS)
back in the 90's when they were all locals you never knew what sort of talent would be on stage
some were good at what they did others not so much....
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:27 PM (FbIkx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:27 PM (/i7Ua)
Thanks for that quote about Che Maet. I was a little surprised Ace
posted nothing today about the attack on freedom by the U.S. Preznit in
Havana. Freedom loving people all over the world took a big hit thanks
to Obama.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (EZebt)
I think we're so used to it that he probably didn't rate it as particularly newsworthy. Castro's snub and attempt to make Obama salute him (and the ensuing limp wrist pic) are just rubbing salt in the open wounds, at this point.
Cuba's doing victory laps. They won and they know it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:27 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
Think you used enough dynamite there butch?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)
Probably should have doubled up on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE
Posted by: George Thornton at March 21, 2016 10:27 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:27 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (BNgss)
Hey I was super careful, there is absolutely NO footage of the girls making an appearance!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:28 PM (k53nK)
Or "the docks"....or "across the tracks"...or "at the bus station."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:20 PM (i9Cjp)
Nor in Congress. Or the White House. Or the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 10:24 PM (zK6nG)
Call it the "I don't have to pay for STD treatments after this ride" discount.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2016 10:28 PM (s87AC)
Rented mule, I understand. I was going to ask about the weather.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:28 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:28 PM (k53nK)
They ran out of beads?
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (MNgU2)
2. They may not want to report it, because, strip club
It's a target rich environment
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:26 PM (zOTsN)
If the club was doing its job right, #1 is wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:29 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 10:24 PM (zK6nG)
Hey, good on both of 'em. Somebody's life got a little better.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:30 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:30 PM (4rzL1)
You came up with a better list than any of us.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:31 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:31 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2016 10:08 PM
LOL
Our ONT pastor, FS. This place rocks, never been involved in a blog that was so spiritual at times.
Be well all Bed time approaches.
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 10:31 PM (o/90i)
My mom and dad lived in NYC for a few years in the early 60s. They went a dinner party and my mom got asked where she was from. She said near Pittsburgh. Mom then got asked if that was near LA. My mom, God bless her, said yes. Its about 2000 miles east.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2016 10:31 PM (oU8Y7)
+++++
ha
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (FbIkx)
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You've obviously never been down to Bourbon Street...
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Chi odds are bad will be more of an outcome than good.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)
I sold cars for nearly ten years, and made my way up to Internet Sales Manager, with every Ford certification you could get.
Along the way, I'd worked with GMC, Pontiac & Buick, as well as Honda and Toyota.
Selling on a truck-heavy inventory is the only way to really make steady money, and though the job itself (the process of working with the customer, working the deal, selling the vehicle, doing the paperwork) does not suck....hell, it's actually fairly easy and usually nearly fun.
The fact that your financial fate is in the hands of whoever the store has hired as a General Sales Manager is the First Sux, and the ungodly hours are the Second Sux.
And that's before you get to cheating sales managers, who shuffle the gross profit to the back end of the F&I desk, or who take a dislike to a given sales rep, and make sure the poor SOB can't sell fire extinguishers to a burning man.
Those are the parts of the job that kill your soul.
Probably the easiest conversion to less stressful money, at least on straight commission, is to hook up with a highly reputable residential roofing company in your area.
Your normal commission, even starting out, will be right at +/- $1,000, vs. the usual "mini" of a tight car deal. Bigger houses, higher roofs, steeper ones, all pay more. You don't have to climb and measure like the olde days, that can all be done via satellite now. (Eagle View).
And you'd be far more in control of your own hours, can run those errands you need to run, too.
Other than a few later deals to meet homeowners after work, you're usually home for dinner. At least, most nights per week. Yeah, you might work a weekend or three, but it's all a tradeoff.
Just don't do like I did and fall though a commercial skylight. Good thing I'm not a horse, cause that one would've put me in the glue factory.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (McRlu)
When I lived in Europe I was once asked how a rainstorm the day of the Presidential election would affect results (apparently a big consideration in Europe, as "the poor" are thought more likely to stay home and not vote if it rains).
"A rainstorm? That covers the whole f'ing country?? Never mind the election; everyone will be building arks."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (oKE6c)
I've lived in Florida for 15 years and have still never been to Miami. It's too far to drive, but too close to fly.
Key West I've been to, but only because the cruise ships stop there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM (kBIIG)
Even states that don't look that big or long on the map take longer to drive through than you'd think they would. I have heard the Apostle Islands on the northern, Lake Superior shore of Wisconsin are beautiful. I've never been there though and probably never will because it's a 7 hour round trip to get up there from here. It's easier to fly to NYC or Florida than it is to visit the northernmost part of my state.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:30 PM (bLnSU)
Somewhat later. "Sniff, sniff, Hey, why does my hoo-hah smell like Dexron II?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:32 PM (/i7Ua)
And I guess that's why you don't never turn your back on nobody around here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:34 PM (i9Cjp)
Yeah, WWII was pretty much fought between Austin and Nashville.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:34 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 21, 2016 10:34 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 21, 2016 10:35 PM (R5HRU)
What's this we shit? some guy named Obama gave up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:35 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: jake at March 21, 2016 10:35 PM (FbIkx)
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I timed a flight across Italy on a trip from Spain to Israel a few years ago. 20 minutes. 20 MINUTES.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qKfed)
Robbed in a strip club parking lot
Early in the evening you rob the patrons while they are flush
Later in the evening you rob strippers when they are trying to go home
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
What in the actual fuck?!
I have been avoiding the news because my blood pressure us getting higher by the minute... please tell me the dickless wonder didn't salute that puke?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (q1FtT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (k53nK)
She puts Number 2 on her pizza?
So how would a poop pizza differ from one with lutefisk on it?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
Wait, I did that once
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (kBIIG)
Hell, a lot of lifetime NYC and LA residents don't realize how damn big the country is.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:25 PM (fC9RO)
That is usually after chiding Americans because they have not traveled outside of the US.
Why would you need to? Every type of geography is located within our borders.
Want to ski? We have world class skiing areas.
Want to go to the tropics? We have Florida and Hawaii.
Want to go to the mountains? The Rockies and the Appalachians are awesome.
Want great cuisine? New Orleans, Memphis, Kansas City, Miami, NYC, Chicago, San Fran, Dallas, Austin are all awesome.
Why go out of country when you can see what Europeans have to go all over Europe to see?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2016 10:31 PM (oU8Y7)
Naw, that's in the Bay Area.
http://www.ci.pittsburg.ca.us/
People say LA as Louisiana (correctly) here a lot, and I always have to think a second because my brain reads it as Los Angeles.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (bLnSU)
In Europe, okay. The Pacific was a 1/3rd of the world with a lot of nothing in between.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:38 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:38 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:38 PM (MNgU2)
It's got to be worse in Texas. Can you imagine driving from El Paso to Ft. Smith?
Wait, I did that once
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (kBIIG)
Someone once asked wouldn't it be great to drive across the moon? I answered I've done one better I've driven across Kansas. Several times. No craters but lots of corn and wheat.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (4ErVI)
318 "And that is why we love this place. Except for that murderer Fenelon/jk "
And I guess that's why you don't never turn your back on nobody around here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:34 PM (i9Cjp)
A guy I know says a guy he knows said a guy said she din do nuffin.
Posted by: eman at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (MNgU2)
The flip side of the coin:
Many Americans generally don't understand how small Europe is, which is part of the reason that you find people advocating for goofy shit like high speed rail in the States because "it works so well in Europe".
See also: uncritical cultural Europhilia.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (noWW6)
And this is totally random OT but I just read the story about the British guy who got fitted with a bionic penis (not sure what bionic about it) after losing his original one in a childhood accident and he finally lost his virginity to a sex worker...who waived her fees for him. I thought it was sweet of her.
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 10:24 PM (zK6nG)
Call it the "I don't have to pay for STD treatments after this ride" discount.
Posted by: Thrawn
He may need STP treatments.
Posted by: Possum at March 21, 2016 10:40 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (bLnSU)
I joke that my gym is Louisiana Fitness. Turns out they don't have much of a sense of humor there.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (oKE6c)
That is usually after chiding Americans because they have not traveled outside of the US.
Why would you need to? Every type of geography is located within our borders.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2016 10:37 PM (1JnAL)
Word.
You could spend a lifetime traveling the US and still not exhaust the possibilities.
Fact is, the rest of the world has nothing to offer the US, except the relics of their centuries-past glory.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)
Maybe it was knowing it was coming.
Maybe it was spending time with people literally oppressed by Communism.
Maybe it's the smug sanctimonious hypocritical narcissism of TFG.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (q1FtT)
I count myself lucky he didn't give them Miami.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2016 10:36 PM (4ErVI)
I'm not even Cuban, but that's always been my view of Castro, growing up in FL during the 80s and 90s. He's basically every evil Socialist dictator rolled into one, just far less capable of being a genuine threat if he doesn't have a USSR to send him missiles.
His government still deserves to be destroyed and sent to The Hague for crimes against humanity tribunals.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (HalrA)
I might know this guy. And he may/ may not be covering for some other shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
I once characterized Europe as the world's biggest theme park, a characterization that Europeans really appreciated.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (oKE6c)
Right after Christmas I drove from Colorado Springs to San Antonio by way of Kansas (trying to dodge the blizzard), and then back home via Abiline and Amarillo. That was a long three days.
I used to drive from El Paso to Denver for a tango festival. I'd leave at 2am so that the roads were clear and I'd be driving during the day when I was tired.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (fC9RO)
They get uptight about how we are wasteful because of our big houses and cars. They don't understand how much land there is here, how far it is to build a railway to places people need to get to, and how much land is still undeveloped.
You can fly over Utah/Nevada at 37,000 feet and be able to see one building.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (MNgU2)
Hello 3D printers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:43 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: eman at March 21, 2016 10:39 PM (MQEz6)
I saw Dindu Nuffin open for Nunya Bidness in Sausalito.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:43 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:43 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Strip-ku at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (k53nK)
I we just buy them, ship them back here, and reassemble them on a hilltop somewhere.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 10:45 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (fC9RO)
The London Bridge dipsy-doodle?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:45 PM (oKE6c)
Lucky dawg. At our malls we get Amish chicks who are cross eyed & need shaving
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:22 PM
ROTFLMAO
Seen the Israeli chicks. I've not yet seen the Amish MH.
Sounds like you are on the road to recovery. Congrats. Good for you.
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 21, 2016 10:46 PM (q1FtT)
Flying over AZ a few years ago in my requisite window seat and I see "something" casting a giant shadow over Northeastern AZ. WTF? There are no large structures up there.
Power plant steam cloud on a still day.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:47 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (oKE6c)
Ma'am, Cooter has been at the Catfish tickling machine for the past half-hour. I need to get my superset in with the quad-simulator before I head into the office.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:47 PM (fC9RO)
I we just buy them, ship them back here, and reassemble them on a hilltop somewhere.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (fC9RO)
start with the pyramids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 10:47 PM (vb33c)
Maybe it was knowing it was coming.
Maybe it was spending time with people literally oppressed by Communism.
Maybe it's the smug sanctimonious hypocritical narcissism of TFG.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I know a few people who escaped real oppression. They are horrified by what they are seeing from our "leaders" and their supporters.
They keep telling me this is how it started in their countries.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)
speaking of how big the US is, I heard someone saying all cars would
have auto braking by 2020, should be a lot of fun once someone hacks in
and bricks everyone's brakes. whether is is the government or a terror
org.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 10:45 PM (vb33c)
I might be getting a bit tinfoil hat here... but so much of a car is computer controlled, and almost every car has a satellite link in the form of a Sirius radio. What if they're not interested in everyone, but only bricking specific ones.
The real world Hydra wouldn't build flying supercarriers to take out threats to the system. They'll just disable your steering inputs and turn your brakes off when you're going into a turn.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:48 PM (HalrA)
Narkivick.
*Totally making that up but I'd wager it's close."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:48 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)
Fact is, the rest of the world has nothing to offer the US, except the relics of their centuries-past glory.
I we just buy them, ship them back here, and reassemble them on a hilltop somewhere.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 10:44 PM (fC9RO)
I'm liking the warm Arizona climate better than rainy old England.
Posted by: London Bridge at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Safety is still a problem because people don't take it seriously. Foregoing it is not taking it seriously, it's just diminishing your own capacity in favor of allowing someone else control.
That *really* appears to turn some people on. For them, we have dominatrixes. Hands off my car.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)
Mackinaw Bridge?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
You understate the matter.
The papers in the Soviet archives confirmed that Castro urged the USSR to launch a first strike on the US during the '62 event.
So, no, Castro wasn't just another 3rd world client of the soviets.
He actually entertained the kind of global nuclear war lunacy that the Let insists was a infection in the US leadership.
If Castro and his crew had the ability to kill millions in the free West, they would do so without a second thought even today.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (A/3fN)
I might be getting a bit tinfoil hat here... but so much of a car is computer controlled, and almost every car has a satellite link in the form of a Sirius radio. What if they're not interested in everyone, but only bricking specific ones.
The real world Hydra wouldn't build flying supercarriers to take out threats to the system. They'll just disable your steering inputs and turn your brakes off when you're going into a turn.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:48 PM (HalrA)
more likely they hack your gps and send you down mlk drive.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2016 10:41 PM (n22zQ)
I heard that. Everyone thinks that Roanoke is the farthest point west in Virginia. If you look at the map, Roanoke would be close to dead center of Virginia.
It's about the same distance to Myrtle Beach as it is to Virginia Beach.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM (bLnSU)
I think you've just explained the Left. "People in need of Dominatrixes who want the government to fill in for their missing Mistress."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (HalrA)
That picture of a limp wristed Obama getting his arm raised by Raul Castro is truly weird looking. That was probably off topic.
Posted by: Northernlurker
https://vine.co/v/idYg76bmdH9
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 10:51 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
****
Why are people tickling catfish?
Wait, don't tell me. Forget I asked.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:51 PM (hVdx9)
Hmmm.
St. Louis Arch? Boulder Dam?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:51 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 10:52 PM (F3ax6)
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Like Iran, Partners in Peace then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (sl+zA)
They keep telling me this is how it started in their countries.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)
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And our media *glorify* it instead of exposing it! Totally maddening.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)
I've driven across Texas a couple times. Best time was when I was stopped by a state trooper. "Son, you're from out of state and you're driving 20 mph over the speed limit. You'll have to go see the judge." I follow the trooper into town and I meet the sweetest old lady that you could imagine. "Young man, the trooper says you are very respectful and you've got a nice short haircut. I'm only going to charge you $10 if you promise to slow down a little bit." I sure was glad I still had a govt issued haircut and $10 in my pocket. And that they never found all the guns in my car.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (XjJuS)
I got a surprise visit to Lenin's original office while in Russia last summer. It was right after going to the Harley Davidson dealership
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Kim Kardashian's ass?
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Soviet Bumber.
Posted by: Soviet Bumber Peelot at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:53 PM (i9Cjp)
I-10 covers all four. And I've driven all of it. And most of it in one trip, twice.
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 10:54 PM (qKfed)
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So my goal is to keep the 98 Chevy 4x4 alive?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
yeah, I have an old car but it is not practical so I was thinking the sme thing, get my hands on an old truck or suv. not expensive and maybe good in a pinch. suppose I willl have to park it in a faraday cage.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 10:54 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: the White House lit up by aquamarine spotlights at March 21, 2016 10:54 PM (MKGhQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:49 PM
You walked a mile? Sounds like recovery is going well.
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 10:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 21, 2016 10:50 PM (HalrA)
Oh, it's worse than that, they *actively* want you to be like them, and they're fanatics about it. (Most) think things like "the only way to (X) is for everyone to work together," and a million variations on that theme.
So, when they can't have everyone (and their goofy plan doesn't work), it becomes *your* fault for not singing kumbaya loud enough.
It's maddening, and I don't know where the impulse comes from except that it seems to be so deep-seated it's almost instinctive.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:54 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (7qAYi)
I must be a car salesman's dream. I had always bought used cars from their owners. In the summer of 2014 I needed to replace my car, which was rotting away and wouldn't pass inspection.
I was expecting an ardurous process of comparing different vehicles, features, prices, and whatnot. I had never set foot in a dealership before, nor had I ever bought a new car. I went into a dealership to look at a car that was on sale, took it for a test drive, and said, "OK, I'll take it". I signed the paperwork, showed up the next day with a check from the bank, and drove home. Bang. Done.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 10:55 PM (sdi6R)
Fountain Hills AZ where the Trumpin' just took place was his, too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:55 PM (xq1UY)
Apologies to Maet and the horde it wasn't meant to incite. Just a 'in the moment' post.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 10:55 PM (hlMPp)
They look like hairy potatoes.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 10:56 PM (F3ax6)
Scenery there is stark, but beautiful. Would definitely go again, if the opportunity arose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:57 PM (/i7Ua)
I heard someone saying all cars would have auto braking by 2020
News reports this week stated that it was to be mandatory and the car companies were wondering "who was going to pay for it." Seemed like a stupid question to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 10:58 PM (FkBIv)
3 walks today, I'm pretty sure I got a mile in plus my leg flossing exercises. Moving is ok, sitting sucks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)
We actually do like outsiders here.....if they're carrying plenty of guns.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 10:58 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Completely covers or straddles?
Hoover Dam would be one.
Posted by: AD at March 21, 2016 10:59 PM (GRTL5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 10:59 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 11:00 PM (XjJuS)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2016 10:17 PM (7qAYi)
I must be a car salesman's dream. I had always bought used cars from their owners. In the summer of 2014 I needed to replace my car, which was rotting away and wouldn't pass inspection.
I was expecting an ardurous process of comparing different vehicles, features, prices, and whatnot. I had never set foot in a dealership before, nor had I ever bought a new car. I went into a dealership to look at a car that was on sale, took it for a test drive, and said, "OK, I'll take it". I signed the paperwork, showed up the next day with a check from the bank, and drove home. Bang. Done.
Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2016 10:55 PM (sdi6R)
bought one car over the phone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:00 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
****
They glorify it because they support it.
They fantasize about being the ruling class, not one of the Kulaks.
Anyone saying big deal about Cuba should read the following link:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjdncaf
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:00 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (hVdx9)
I wouldn't sweat it. I say stupid shit all the time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (vb33c)
Do you have an exercise ball?
Really good way to get back to sitting comfortably...just don't try it in socks. barefoot or shoes.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 21, 2016 11:03 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:03 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: Michigan State at March 21, 2016 11:03 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Cicero
To kill Jews? Yes, others, not so sure.
The mullahs are more calculating than most give them 'credit' for. They aren't the Castro crew who were willing to be the Major King Kong to Kruschev's Strangelove.
Posted by: Soviet Bumber Peelot at March 21, 2016 11:03 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:04 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 21, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)
that's funny. road trips gone awry are some of the funniest stories.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)
Yeah I bought a car quickly, but that was after reviewing the features ad-naseum.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2016 11:04 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:05 PM (qKfed)
No exercise ball I will look into that tomorrow. The pt instructions I got from the hospital were leg flosses, heel sliders & walking. No need to go to a pt. but will look into the exercise ball
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
A sock or a troll.
Twas a harmless looking post, but kaboom. It was gone in a flash.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 11:06 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:06 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: ave atque vale at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (MKGhQ)
If they have that kind of video they could hold US for ransom by threatening to post it to twitter! Who wants THAT in their stream?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (qKfed)
I'll say this. Driven Dodge and Ford most of my life. I've got a '14 Chevy pickup that is a hoss. Bought it on the cheap, but, its a darn good pickup. It has some things wrong, but it has some things that are really right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (i9Cjp)
Took about 20 minutes to hash out the rest.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (F3ax6)
Why did it have to be Lee Majors' The Last Chase and Zardoz with Allah in the role of Zardoz?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 11:08 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)
It was bizarre. One guy got out his heavily annotated Atlas to show Raj how impossible the plan was to no avail.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 21, 2016 11:08 PM (kXoT0)
And who will be fired over this? Oh wait, government workers aren't beholden like us little people.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2016 11:08 PM (VdICR)
Fuck, most of us live stupid shit all the time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)
Thing is it wasn't bad but it may have violated a new rule of mentioning a certain candidate so early in a thread.
(Rule that I'm unaware of but support if there is one)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (hlMPp)
when i walked into the office the salesman had his feet on his desk and was snoring.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: garrett
Some guy named Eli will be stopping in to talk with you tomorrow. He'll smell like pig shit and try to sell you some eggs. I gave him your name . Thank me later.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (XjJuS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (hlMPp)
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In many ways, this too is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2016 11:10 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:10 PM (/i7Ua)
They were.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:06 PM
Hey Bomber!
Did I get this right, you and yours are leaving the area?
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i)
I had my car all loaded up and enough money for gas for a 1000 miles. she was hot so I was going to go regardless of the fact that my parents would have my scalp if they found out where I was.
We drove out of the city and a half hour later she says, "get off here." we were there. never let her know I thought we had another 460 miles to go.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:11 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:11 PM (qKfed)
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Hey, I thought we weren't suppose to deal with terrorists!?!
Castro is a terrorist and therefore TFG is on his own
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (F3ax6)
As I was about to leave, his youngest daughter took me aside and asked, real quietly, "How stable is gunpowder?" There followed a series of brief, very concerned, questions. It's commercial (he was a hobby chemist, so I had to ask). It's locked in a good safe. It's up to 30 years old, but not "ancient" formulas. And it's in its original cans.
The thought came to her that, should someone really go after the place, they might try to burn through the safe door. Well, how much can there be in there anyway? "About 300 pounds."
I instructed her in the first tenet of the Leverite faith.
Leverite there.
You're going to ask anyway. Yeah, she's "hawt." And, she has gunpowder.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 11:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:13 PM (qKfed)
We didn't buy but she was charming and hot. Did I mention she was hot?
Posted by: Northernlurker
I've joked to several friends in the 'other' world, that the hoy Israeli chicks selling dead sea salts at Tyson's Corner mall are Mossad sparrows.
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2016 11:13 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:14 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (F3ax6)
Are you talking exercise balls or interns?
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at March 21, 2016 11:14 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Barry at March 21, 2016 11:15 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: I've just been cutting onions, making a lasagne for one at March 21, 2016 11:15 PM (3fTXW)
Well, we gotta be good boys. We don't own this thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:15 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:07 PM (i9Cjp)
my family drives gm and Ford, for American cars. my perference was aways for gm but since the bailout not going to buy gm ever.
chevy pickups were always good. my comment was mostly about the front end, they seem wider at the front than the rear. the new design has a really huge square font end.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:15 PM (vb33c)
(Rule that I'm unaware of but support if there is one)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:09 PM (hlMPp)
It's more, I think, a general attempt to de-war the ONT, what with all the madness all day over the primary.
Not so much one person, as just stuff likely to re-ignite the day's warfare.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (bLnSU)
Leverite there.
You're going to ask anyway. Yeah, she's "hawt." And, she has gunpowder.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (xq1UY)
Heh. Leverite. One of my favorite prospecting terms. Not to be confused with Heaverite. As in, "Heaverite over there, it's just another worthless rock."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:19 PM (qKfed)
Power steering pumps are straight out of an 87 caprice, though. Or, at least, that's how they feel after 20k or so.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:19 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
From what I understand, back surgery has about a 5% chance of hell, where knee surgery has a 20% chance of heck.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)
As I was about to leave, his youngest daughter took me aside and asked, real quietly, "How stable is gunpowder?" There followed a series of brief, very concerned, questions. It's commercial (he was a hobby chemist, so I had to ask). It's locked in a good safe. It's up to 30 years old, but not "ancient" formulas. And it's in its original cans.
The thought came to her that, should someone really go after the place, they might try to burn through the safe door. Well, how much can there be in there anyway? "About 300 pounds."
I instructed her in the first tenet of the Leverite faith.
Leverite there.
You're going to ask anyway. Yeah, she's "hawt." And, she has gunpowder.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Sorry about your friend SD. Sounds like he sure had fun tho.
Glad your son did so well. One heck of a return.
Burning into a safe holding lots of gunpowder.
If that isn't proof you got real unlucky, nothing is.
I am out for the night morons. Try to play nice and remember, things that get cut off can't always get sewn back on.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 21, 2016 11:21 PM (hVdx9)
It's all I use at my tying desk, anymore. Just have to be real careful not to drop any hooks!
If you need a short list of recovery exercises, let me know and I'll find one for you.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:22 PM (F3ax6)
The privates at Fort Huachuca apparently get a brief about not chatting up the gorgeous Israeli girls at the Sierra Vista mall.
The officers just get told to stay the hell out of any place in town, and instead go to Tuscon or Phoenix.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2016 11:22 PM (fC9RO)
Castro is a terrorist and therefore TFG is on his own
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
We don't deal with terrorists? Bwaaahaahaaa.
Wouldn't put it past the POS to say he was being held 'hostage' and we need to give Cuba 149 billion dollars.
Cheaper than the Iranians so Historic First Epic Deal!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:23 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:23 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:13 PM
Great. Give me a shout when you are in town. Best to you and yours.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 21, 2016 11:23 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:24 PM (qKfed)
They have a strange look. But, quieter than you can imagine. Aerodynamic is shit regardless of how they look. They are not great in town. They handle heavy and the engine/tranny. At low speed are a mess. Get out on the highway and drive like Hell they are fantastic. The harder you drive it the better it likes it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:25 PM (i9Cjp)
Posted by: Bomber at March 21, 2016 11:24 PM (qKfed)
good looking car.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:25 PM (vb33c)
Any Moron needs "ammo" for a carbide cannon, or fuel for a carbide lamp, let me know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:25 PM (/i7Ua)
Not so much one person, as just stuff likely to re-ignite the day's warfare.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (bLnSU)
Thanks. Like I said, in the moment post. I don't like to bring up candidates names in any thread that doesn't involve them but thought it was funny.
Post was basically sitting in the sauna being the only English As A First Language candidate while others are talking. And they Me Gusta'd a certain candidate. 4+ years of Spanish and I could decipher some of it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:28 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 11:25 PM (i9Cjp)
that's good, looks are secondary for a truck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:29 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 11:30 PM (XjJuS)
The boy who stood next to Chairman Zero while he signed his healthcare stupidity into law is now... no longer a boy.
http://moonbattery.com/?p=70168
The lesson: don't stand too close to Obama. And if he hands you a pen (even if it's a famous pen) wash it!
Posted by: RKae at March 21, 2016 11:31 PM (52Hks)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:31 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:29 PM (vb33c)
Oh yeah?
http://media-cache-ec0.pin___.com/736x/89/ab/27/89ab279e656a85378e06d606ab556c37.jpg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:32 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 21, 2016 11:30 PM (XjJuS)
heh, seems as if lots of stuff works like that with wives.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:32 PM (vb33c)
Thanks. That's A funny story!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)
Perhaps I'll try giving him a treat while playing another song a few times and see if that works.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 21, 2016 11:33 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2016 11:33 PM (R4ofR)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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Heh.
I have been known to sing aloud when I'm in a good mood & hanging around the house. Usually Sinatra or Stevie Ray Vaughan.
The only time I get a response is when I sing the theme song from "Courtship Of Eddie's Father" - and then, the pup just goes nuts and dances around.
Strange.
Posted by: Chi at March 21, 2016 11:33 PM (BNgss)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Did your surgeon recommend swimming?
Mine did, and he told me that most of his clients that swim after the surgery don't have as many problems later.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2016 11:34 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 21, 2016 11:34 PM (hipNa)
A scouting friend, southern lawman right out of central casting, used to hide a few granules in a small can (heh, "film cans" we used to call them) before a scout cooking lesson. Fire-building, he'd "find" them, say, "heck rocks won't burn, I'm just gonna spit on these..." and the joke was on. Never failed to amaze!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:34 PM (xq1UY)
Doggehs are awesome.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:35 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2016 11:31 PM (F3ax6)
I had numerous GM vehicles from that era and got up to 250K. I was an independent adjuster put on 60,000 miles per year.
Change the fluids as recommended, rotate tires
My 98 1/2 ton Chevy has 165k fighting rust not mechanical issues
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
more accurately, one which reacts to television, another which does not respond to television.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:38 PM (vb33c)
Putting this on t-shirts.
Just for myself but I'll post the link after I create it.
Don't know how CafePress works but j won't see a penny. But just to piss people off.
http://tinyurl.com/zsf84co
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:38 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2016 11:40 PM (vb33c)
Good topic for the pet thread!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 21, 2016 11:41 PM (GzDYP)
Charlie (setter) would start dancing to Neil Young & Crazy Horse Hey Hey My My into the blue.
You don't say anything about Neil and I won't say anything about Duran Duran
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 11:46 PM (bLnSU)
Tasty, very tasty. What's wrong with a dead commie?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 21, 2016 11:47 PM (GzDYP)
Win the beer bet: "The Fishin' Hole" was written by the same guy who wrote "Harlem Nocturne."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:47 PM (xq1UY)
A scouting friend, southern lawman right out of central casting, used to hide a few granules in a small can (heh, "film cans" we used to call them) before a scout cooking lesson. Fire-building, he'd "find" them, say, "heck rocks won't burn, I'm just gonna spit on these..." and the joke was on. Never failed to amaze!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:34 PM (xq1UY)
I had a carbide miner's lamp back in the day. Bought new, too, at Payne Hardware on Lonsdale Avenue in North Vancouver, BC. One of the great old-time hardware stores. Yes, they sold dynamite, too.
But this lot came to me much later, a result of TDG rules making it uneconomic for small carriers to transport small quantities. Used to be, you wanted to check "lag time", defined as the time it takes for gas from the depth of the drill bit to get pumped back to surface, you'd wrap an ounce or two of carbide in a piece of toilet paper, and drop it into the drill pipe when the roughnecks were making a connection. Now the internal volume of the drill pipe is known, to better than two decimal places. And pump rate and efficiency are known, too. So you can calculate darn near exactly how long it takes for that carbide, and the gas it generates, to be pumped down the drill string, and out the jets in the bit. So you drop the carbide at 14:25, and see the gas peak or Acetylene peak on the chromat at 15:13, and you have calculated your down time is 3.3 minutes, you know your bottom-up lag time is 44.7 minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:47 PM (/i7Ua)
Fell of the ladder like a damn fool. I'll be sore tomorrow.
If I have an accident back here nobody will find me until they miss me....now there's a cheery thought.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2016 11:47 PM (FpybW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
Not a damn thing...except not enough.
I won't put stickers on the car or signs in the yard but I'll wear whatever the hell I want.
*surprisingly, never been spray painted or vandalized.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
They're embedding ultrasonic beacon tones in certain television programming now, and there are smartphone apps which listen for that through the phone mic, and then report home on what you're watching.
I wish I were making that up. I am not.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2016 11:51 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:52 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 21, 2016 11:52 PM (hipNa)
I'm a bumper sticker guy
I subbed on a fb crew a number of years ago. The back judge had one of those damn Che shirts on. Turned out he was also a public fucking defender. Told him & the crew chief I would never work with the little Castro wanna be. They fired him & hired me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:53 PM (voOPb)
To recap, there are rumors the NSA actually has a working quantum computer. Many don't think it's possible. If they did, they would be sitting on a lot of advanced knowledge and skill that they've managed to keep utterly secret and out of the public domain. So many don't believe that's possible. But, those guys are good. They've been at the sneaky, lying, backdooring, deception business since WWII and before in one form or another.
However, it is highly likely, almost certain, that the NSA can break most encryption in common use. That includes VPNs and HTTPS and just about any "secure" traffic over the internet.
There are weakness in the implementations of all these protocols. I wonder why? That's those NSA moles all over the private sector tech companies, of course.
Here, you don't put a backdoor proper in. You just put in a weakness. A subtle weakness. One that no one will easily notice, and even if they do, think it's so complex, no one can really exploit it.
I was reading one long explanation of this. It's in the standard Diffie-Helman key exchange protocol. Not in the protocol itself, but in how everyone implements it. He demonstrated that someone determined, someone who drop $100s of millions here and there in specialized equipment, could easily exploit that weakness.
And guess who that someone is? Ol' Bob at the NSA.
All of this shit with Apple and similiar is just Kabuki theater, I'm now convinced. It's about law enforcement and that. The super spooks, if they wanted to, could have owned that particular Apple phone. They probably have. But LEO, the FBI here, doesn't get the benefit of that. They operate at a different level, one of court warrants, admissible evidence, and trials and jail time.
The FBI doesn't have a clue what Bob at the NSA can do. And Bob wants it to stay that way.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj)
http://moonbattery.com/?p=70168
The lesson: don't stand too close to Obama. And if he hands you a pen (even if it's a famous pen) wash it!
Posted by: RKae at March 21, 2016 11:31 PM (52Hks)
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They have been pushing this trany bullshit and now we have all these severely damaged kids.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 11:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 21, 2016 11:47 PM (GzDYP)
Don't know the Rogue - spend some time in one first.
My old experience with Nissans was good, but the last few I've driven were cheaply made and performed in the fashion of a car that does not perform well.
Mind you they were rentals.
Mind you the Infiniti G37 was excellent, if cramped inside for a car that size.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 11:56 PM (bLnSU)
Nice.
I just don't like identifying my property when it's unprotected.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:52 PM (xq1UY)
Naw, just the cheap-ass stuff that turns to pulp and won't plug the jets in the bit. There's enough time that even lazy carbide will react. And if you get two peaks? One much sooner than expected? You have a washed-out joint in the string. Get 'er out of there, or plan on going fishing.
Nowadays, they use oil-base mud so much, and also down-hole motors and survey tools, that putting any solids into the drilling fluid is a no-no.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:59 PM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: publius
What's the number one goal of any agency or bureaucracy?
To expand the scope and reach of their power.
The Fibbers know and don't care because it doesn't harm their goal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2016 11:59 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 21, 2016 11:59 PM (hipNa)
Stop by the pet thread on Saturday and maybe we can help you out. When our 2 oldest pass, we probably won't get reasonable facsimiles for them. But then again it will be another truck of some sort
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)
There are a bunch of doorbell and cell-phone ringers in recent commercials, too. They certainly do make you look. And then you're pissed off, which as any adman can tell you, is the way to get people to buy your product.
The dogs are smarter. And have more fun.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:00 AM (xq1UY)
*surprisingly, never been spray painted or vandalized.
Posted by: RWC
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I used to have one bumper sticker on my old F250. A plain white sticker with big black letters:
Annoy A Liberal.
Work. Succeed. Be Happy.
This elicited a one finger salute from many commuters - either a thumbs up, or the other one. The ugly ones far outnumbered the happy ones, and were usually accompanied by very nasty, red-faced tirades from grey haired commies at various rates of speed.
The irony was lost on the unhappy harpies.
Posted by: Chi at March 22, 2016 12:00 AM (BNgss)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Well, take your laptop with you, duh!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2016 12:02 AM (A/3fN)
Work. Succeed. Be Happy.
This elicited a one finger salute from many commuters - either a thumbs up, or the other one. The ugly ones far outnumbered the happy ones, and were usually accompanied by very nasty, red-faced tirades from grey haired commies at various rates of speed.
The irony was lost on the unhappy harpies.
Posted by: Chi at March 22, 2016 12:00 AM (BNgss)
I see a bumper sticker on a truck in town, back home in Alberta: "Annoy a Liberal, Buy a Gun".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:02 AM (/i7Ua)
Nice.
I just don't like identifying my property when it's unprotected.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)
Oh I hear ya, the problem is that I would be able to show off dead commie on a bumper sticker more than clothing. My public appearances for my job would be a no no.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)
Suppose you have a VPN tunnel set up. The NSA owns that. If they want to listen it, you're encrypted traffic is copied and sent to the Death Star facility out in Utah. Bob sees it all if he wants to.
Their budget, which is black and hidden, is estimated to be billions of dollars per year directed at attacking computer networks the world over. A special project, a lump sum to do something special, well that can be arranged any time they need it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 12:03 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:49 PM (noWW6)
Sadly tis true. I do wonder, now that I think about it, if this is one reason I find TV so unbearable. I don't even have one, and it annoys me when it's on somewhere else. Not movies, just broadcast.
Winds me up something terrible. I thought it was the lousy shows.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:03 AM (bLnSU)
Declinin' numbers at an even rate
At the count of one we both accelerate
We hit fifty and then, the auto-brakes intervene
My Delphi EZ-Stop feature makes the chicks scream
Posted by: the Bleach Boys at March 22, 2016 12:04 AM (MKGhQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 21, 2016 11:52 PM (hipNa)
Thank you! I already have far too much material to work on, someone else can have Charlie Setter.
I've probably just have a big monster come and eat him, and nobody wants that!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:04 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 22, 2016 12:04 AM (GzDYP)
Still, roughed-in a master bathroom, no leaks, life is good...or at least tolerable sometimes.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 22, 2016 12:05 AM (FpybW)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 22, 2016 12:06 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 22, 2016 12:07 AM (FpybW)
Posted by: that explains ... well, nothing at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (MKGhQ)
The oil boom here ended about 1910, but you know how it goes, stripper wells are still pumping. He bought up the rights to a bunch in the 50's, and would go around with a small tank truck every once in a while to collect, just to keep his hand in. Then in the 70's oil prices did what they did, and he was making significant money. All the relatives called him "Cousin Arnold the Oil Baron." In his career, he saw crude go from 3 cents to over 100 dollars.
Something about his branch of the family. His son runs a log-sawing mill, only one in three counties. That's how he invested his oil fortune.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (xq1UY)
And ol' Bob at the NSA can tap into that little data stream if he gets interested in you.
And the FBI and even your local cop shop would love that capability as well.
It will be for your own safety see. You might have fallen and can't get up and they'll need to know so they can save you.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 22, 2016 12:06 AM (j2xmV)
And then she hit me with her cane!
("Everybody lies" is one of TV's Dr. House's mottoes.)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (bLnSU)
To recap, there are rumors the NSA actually has a working quantum computer. Many don't think it's possible. If they did, they would be sitting on a lot of advanced knowledge and skill that they've managed to keep utterly secret and out of the public domain. So many don't believe that's possible. But, those guys are good. They've been at the sneaky, lying, backdooring, deception business since WWII and before in one form or another.
However, it is highly likely, almost certain, that the NSA can break most encryption in common use. That includes VPNs and HTTPS and just about any "secure" traffic over the internet.
There are weakness in the implementations of all these protocols. I wonder why? That's those NSA moles all over the private sector tech companies, of course.
Here, you don't put a backdoor proper in. You just put in a weakness. A subtle weakness. One that no one will easily notice, and even if they do, think it's so complex, no one can really exploit it.
I was reading one long explanation of this. It's in the standard Diffie-Helman key exchange protocol. Not in the protocol itself, but in how everyone implements it. He demonstrated that someone determined, someone who drop $100s of millions here and there in specialized equipment, could easily exploit that weakness.
And guess who that someone is? Ol' Bob at the NSA.
All of this shit with Apple and similiar is just Kabuki theater, I'm now convinced. It's about law enforcement and that. The super spooks, if they wanted to, could have owned that particular Apple phone. They probably have. But LEO, the FBI here, doesn't get the benefit of that. They operate at a different level, one of court warrants, admissible evidence, and trials and jail time.
The FBI doesn't have a clue what Bob at the NSA can do. And Bob wants it to stay that way.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj) 520 The encryption talk and the mention of quantum computers got me to reading.
To recap, there are rumors the NSA actually has a working quantum computer. Many don't think it's possible. If they did, they would be sitting on a lot of advanced knowledge and skill that they've managed to keep utterly secret and out of the public domain. So many don't believe that's possible. But, those guys are good. They've been at the sneaky, lying, backdooring, deception business since WWII and before in one form or another.
However, it is highly likely, almost certain, that the NSA can break most encryption in common use. That includes VPNs and HTTPS and just about any "secure" traffic over the internet.
There are weakness in the implementations of all these protocols. I wonder why? That's those NSA moles all over the private sector tech companies, of course.
Here, you don't put a backdoor proper in. You just put in a weakness. A subtle weakness. One that no one will easily notice, and even if they do, think it's so complex, no one can really exploit it.
I was reading one long explanation of this. It's in the standard Diffie-Helman key exchange protocol. Not in the protocol itself, but in how everyone implements it. He demonstrated that someone determined, someone who drop $100s of millions here and there in specialized equipment, could easily exploit that weakness.
And guess who that someone is? Ol' Bob at the NSA.
All of this shit with Apple and similiar is just Kabuki theater, I'm now convinced. It's about law enforcement and that. The super spooks, if they wanted to, could have owned that particular Apple phone. They probably have. But LEO, the FBI here, doesn't get the benefit of that. They operate at a different level, one of court warrants, admissible evidence, and trials and jail time.
The FBI doesn't have a clue what Bob at the NSA can do. And Bob wants it to stay that way.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj)
They certainly have something stuck out in the Utah desert -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center. They say it's data storage, but it'd also be a good place for a quantum supercomputer or two.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
I'm glad you are doing well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 22, 2016 12:10 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: slightly-altered history at March 22, 2016 12:12 AM (MKGhQ)
Something about his branch of the family. His son runs a log-sawing mill, only one in three counties. That's how he invested his oil fortune.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (xq1UY)
One of my cow-orkers was talking about buying up some under-performing wells and running them as a "cottage industry". I might call him up and see if he is still wanting to do that. Of course, we'd be responsible for taking on abandonment costs. But that could be 20 years down the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:12 AM (/i7Ua)
Oh good grief. Megyn Kelly on Hillary Clinton-"everybody lies". What the hell, Megyn?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 22, 2016 12:06 AM (j2xmV)
Tell us about *your* lies, Megyn.
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (8aOqE)
They certainly have something stuck out in the Utah desert -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center. They say it's data storage, but it'd also be a good place for a quantum supercomputer or two.
Posted by: cthulhu
Built by the Roswell aliens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (bLnSU)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
There was something I remember reading, something the Euroland data guys were spooked by. Back, hell, it's 20 years now, in the 90s or so, the NSA was going ape shit about all the encryption they were starting to use. A lot of their traffic would get routed through equipment here. The NSA was bitching about them encrypting that traffic.
And the US govt started using all it's carrots and sticks to try to throw a monkey wrench in that.
ANd then, all of the sudden, they stopped worrying about. Hey guys, encrypt all you want. We give up. Why? Well, if you just did something like break Diffie-Hellman, that's exactly what you'd do.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 12:15 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:15 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (bLnSU)
Well, that's what you have to do when your engine has a power band about as broad as Barack Obama's private-sector work experience.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:17 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:13 AM (xq1UY)
Yeah, gotta debounce bounce bounce the freakin' mouse mouse mouse driver. I should probably just swap it out and see if other mice are less of a problem.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:15 AM (xq1UY)
I think now, you have to cement off all permeable zones, plus cut off the surface casing 10 meters below ground and pull it out. And you have to run logs to prove the cement job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:20 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2016 12:20 AM (ntObR)
Nah ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q0Svvdrx_E
This should've been the last Top Gear episode ever, but 600 hp Ford friggin' Mustangs later, technology continues to laugh at David Suzuki, Michael Mann, and the IPCC.
Posted by: carbon tax this at March 22, 2016 12:24 AM (MKGhQ)
("Everybody lies" is one of TV's Dr. House's mottoes.)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:08 AM (bLnSU)<<<
But her nagging cough is definitely not lupus.
Posted by: Dr. House at March 22, 2016 12:24 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:17 AM (/i7Ua)
It's hard to find dyno slips for a V12 Vantage, but it does not seem to have that problem. Kind of "plenty from 1500 to 7500" actually.
It's probably for a higher top speed and closer ratios.
I drove a (totally unrelated) Honda today with a *terrible* 1-2 ratio gap. It was *shocking*.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:25 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: carbon tax this at March 22, 2016 12:24 AM (MKGhQ)
Nice car. Too bad it looks like a jelly bean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:27 AM (/i7Ua)
A non-mathematical explanation of how Diffie-Hellman works is this. In the lingo, we have A and B, Alice and Bob, who want to send secrets between them. Alice and Bob want to be able to be anywhere in the world, and a send a secure message.
Now, they could have each other's keys of some sort. But that is dangerous. Bob could lose the key, or someone could steal and duplicate it, and thus open anything Alice sent him.
So, Alice locks up her secret message in a box and secures with a padlock that only she has the key to. She sends it to Bob. Bob can't open it. What Bob does is take a second padlock of his own, any padlock, and lock it second time, say on a second clasp. He then sends it back to Alice. She unlocks her lock, then sends it back to Bob, who then unlocks his lock and retrieves her secret message.
Diffie-Hellman is the mathematical equivalent of that process. THe secret being sent is an assymetric encryption key that will be used to encrypt the actual real messages being sent. It would take too much computing time to do a Diffie-Hellman for every piece of info being sent.
It is almost certain now that the NSA has broken that process. It can open that key that Alice sends Bob. That's what they do out in Utah.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 12:28 AM (DW+jj)
There are only a couple of mechanical engineering crews in the world up to the task of designing a 7-speed manual for a powerful engine. I'd guess ZF?
For as robust as US-made manuals were in the golden age, the big hold-up in getting 5-speeds was that no firm was willing to develop a shop for new designs. We kind of lost a generation there, because everything we had was "Good enough." That used to make me grind my teeth, because a smallish US sedan with a small-block V8 in those days was just crying out for one more gear.
Your only choices to improve matters were Laycock and Bendix, and people would look at you funny just for saying the names. Not as bad as asking for a Quaiffe cluster for your Sturmey-Archer, though...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:29 AM (xq1UY)
It's probably for a higher top speed and closer ratios.
I drove a (totally unrelated) Honda today with a *terrible* 1-2 ratio gap. It was *shocking*.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:25 AM (bLnSU)
If the torque curve is that broad, you don't need a multiplicity of gear ratios. Unless it's for bragging rights.
Three gears under, one over, is all you need.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:31 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:29 AM (xq1UY)
Bendix? Did they have a hand in the Warner gear overdrives?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:34 AM (/i7Ua)
The more bureaucratic we become the less likely that is.
Nevertheless, there is a tiny market for converting auto-only cars to manual (like midyear turbo Volvos, Dodge Chargers, the turbo Galants and a few others - oh, and Old People Cars too).
The problem is REGULATION, especially in "progressive" states.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:34 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Dr. House
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Lupus?
The kid makes a damned good martini.
Posted by: Coach Buttermaker at March 22, 2016 12:35 AM (BNgss)
Oh I hear ya, the problem is that I would be able to show off dead commie on a bumper sticker more than clothing. My public appearances for my job would be a no no.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb
Doing what we can.
I take special joy when I drive into Mordor and have to pick up slugs and no, my radio is not on NPR or some other bullshit. You're going to listen to conservative radio all the way. Levin on the way home...volume goes up.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)
The problem is REGULATION, especially in "progressive" states.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:34 AM (bLnSU)
What the world needs is a nice, small 6-speed transmission for Crosley cars, which have small, but anemic engines. The standard 3-speed just strangles them. Beautiful engines, too. Gear-driven overhead camshaft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:38 AM (/i7Ua)
Three gears under, one over, is all you need.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:31 AM (/i7Ua)
Man, I wouldn't even know where to start.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:38 AM (bLnSU)
Those stump-puller firsts are very common on modern minicars. Not all of them have a smooth move to second, either. Make me think bad thoughts about the designers' notion of one's driving needs.
Now, on a big truck, it's different. First could be way down in the corner, with two or three moves to the rest of the pattern, because you really were pulling stumps, or pulling a load up out of the hole. All the time in the world. Foot-long throw.
Studebaker had a 7-speed with every damn gear in a different spot on the pattern. Unscrew the engraved knob, and it was virtually theft-proof. Nobody could drive it away.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:39 AM (xq1UY)
Piss off some libs with a smile on your face and watch the friendly fire (really doesn't need to be said with the ONT.)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2016 12:39 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:38 AM (bLnSU)
Start in second gear, less'n you are on a steep hill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:40 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:38 AM (/i7Ua)
Dude, I just drove a Honda Insight. That's enough suffering of anemia for one year.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:40 AM (bLnSU)
There you get to operate and engine for prolonged periods under WOT (wide open throttle) conditions. You are geared low, and that torque is being used to drag a heavy load up a hill.
Some of us would have our own sort of races with that. It was not speed. Oh no, you don't want to get too fast with a heavy load at all. It was to get up a steep hill with as much speed as possible, and see who would lag behind and who could make first or lose the least speed.
It's different than racing. But it's just as fun. And you get to hear and feel engines running WOT at max torque.
Your gearing is critical. But also the skill of the driver in knowing when to downshift and how.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)
Now, on a big truck, it's different. First could be way down in the corner, with two or three moves to the rest of the pattern, because you really were pulling stumps, or pulling a load up out of the hole. All the time in the world. Foot-long throw.
Studebaker had a 7-speed with every damn gear in a different spot on the pattern. Unscrew the engraved knob, and it was virtually theft-proof. Nobody could drive it away.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:39 AM (xq1UY)
My old Morris Minors had 4-speed transmissions, and first gear was a granny gear, and unsynchronized. It wasn't until years later that I learned that you were expected to start in second, except on steep hills. Which was why it was unsynchronized. VW's were the same way until 1961, for the same reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:44 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: crazy American, you want to cruise at 75 mph? at March 22, 2016 12:44 AM (MKGhQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:49 AM (bLnSU)
http://m1.i.pbase.com/o6/93/463093/1/136402591.8OteWDyO._E6497_Crosley_4cyl.jpg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 12:50 AM (/i7Ua)
I imagine it was the "invisible hand" of the engagement unit. But when I was coming up, every auxiliary overdrive was called a Bendix Unit by truckers. And every auxiliary gearbox was a Brownie-Box.
Those Crosleys were still built as marine engines until the 70's. Some versions claimed to be all stamped parts. Not even as much of what we'd call a "car engine" as Jeep's Go-Devils, but, pretty good motor for what they were. I think everybody, but especially performance drivers, ought to learn on something as comically underpowered as that. You really learn a lot, and you have a lot of time to think about it too.
You'd know, but others may not, that the Cooper Climax was a fire-pump engine when it started. What a lifetime that block had! Guy down the street used to rebuild odd factory motor equipment, and had a small airport snow-blower taken apart, complaining to me how long it took for parts to come in. The "Made in England" stamp kind of caught my eye, as it will. Darn if he didn't have Stirling Moss's Formula engine in his snowblower!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:55 AM (xq1UY)
https://i.yt___.com/vi/zvg19hER9iI/maxresdefault.jpg
Bare motor:
http://www.pineappleracing.com/images/companyinfo/Bekefi3a.jpg
Odd ducks, those little bizzy bees.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:59 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 01:00 AM (bLnSU)
You'd know, but others may not, that the Cooper Climax was a fire-pump engine when it started. What a lifetime that block had! Guy down the street used to rebuild odd factory motor equipment, and had a small airport snow-blower taken apart, complaining to me how long it took for parts to come in. The "Made in England" stamp kind of caught my eye, as it will. Darn if he didn't have Stirling Moss's Formula engine in his snowblower!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 12:55 AM (xq1UY)
I understand they also were used to power truck reefer units for many years. I tore down one that came from a military genset. Said "Aerojet" on the block, but it was a Crosley engine. Four-ring pistons, on pistons that would be too small for a weed whacker. Forged crank, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:00 AM (/i7Ua)
And, now that these public/corporate deals are "going foom" right-and-left, what's the over/under on the day when IRA owners are going to be forced to turn their IRAs over for "public administration" or "pay a tax"?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2016 12:59 AM (bLnSU)
Ah, rotary engines! Now there's an engine that needs lots of gears in the box. Huge horsepower at higher RPM, but little torque at low speed. I swapped a Mazda 12A engine and tranny into a Triumph TR7. If my friend still has the car, I'd buy it from him. It was a hoot to drive. Headers, we built them. Glow red hot, they would. That one car is probably responsible for 1/8 of the total global warming in the last 20 years of the 20th Century.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:06 AM (/i7Ua)
(Kid has one with the "wrong" supercharger. Just loves the girl-car line.)
Publius you are sure right about truck-driving. Bill Vukovich was a farmer.
We used to really admire the skill of "Euc" drivers, who had to bring those big damn things up the long ramp roads out of quarries. I never worked in a strip mine, but they had really big trucks. And in my day sonny (I was 13) even the loaders were manual transmissions. Men shifted for their living.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 01:06 AM (xq1UY)
That's over ten HP per cylinder. Gotta be careful with that kind of power.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2016 01:06 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 22, 2016 01:06 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2016 01:06 AM (YJmuy)
Uh, no. 44 cubes, 24 horsepower, so 6 HP per cylinder. But the basic design was very strong. Cylinders and head cast en bloc, so no pesky head gasket leaks. You could probably supercharge the snot out of it. And make it rev to 9000 RPM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:11 AM (/i7Ua)
The human mind just wants to think linearly and can't grasp the behavior of exponentials. There are a couple of common examples to illustrate the behavior, the "lily pads on the pond" and the "rice on the chessboard" parables.
The lesson is an that a runaway exponential is already too late before you know it. With linear growth, you can tell something is getting out of hand, and have time to stop it. With exponentials, it's too late before you notice it. The last chance mark occurs well before you see anything is wrong.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 01:12 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: goon at March 22, 2016 01:13 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:14 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 01:15 AM (xq1UY)
Glad to see the destruction of Western civilization isn't strictly on our hands.
What a stupid time to be alive...
Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2016 01:16 AM (30qi/)
The human mind just wants to think linearly and can't grasp the behavior of exponentials. There are a couple of common examples to illustrate the behavior, the "lily pads on the pond" and the "rice on the chessboard" parables.
The lesson is an that a runaway exponential is already too late before you know it. With linear growth, you can tell something is getting out of hand, and have time to stop it. With exponentials, it's too late before you notice it. The last chance mark occurs well before you see anything is wrong.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 01:12 AM (DW+jj)
Which is why "defined-benefit" pensions should be as illegal as other Ponzi schemes. And that's at the public, private, governmental, or any other level.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 01:16 AM (EzgxV)
Indeed, this has been a real drawback in the design of 7-speed transmissions.
I think they dodged a bullet with "Boatface." If the other choice was HMS Richard Attenborough? That's a boat-face if I ever saw one.
Time for me. Funeral tomorrow, although it should be a good-natured one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 01:21 AM (xq1UY)
"Now you just think about that."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 01:15 AM (xq1UY)
I have a '48 Crosley Panel Delivery with a running engine, which is a little tired. Burns oil, it does. Also have a complete, supposedly low-miles engine and tranny on a cart, pulled out to make a hot rod. Thinking, swap the spare into the car, see if it's as good as was advertised. If so, leave it there, overhaul the takeout, and use it to build a 5/8 scale T-bucket hot rod, with exposed engine, just to fuck with peoples' heads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:23 AM (/i7Ua)
Checking in late. Won't be here long.
Just in case nobody's posted it, Barry posing in Cuba in front of .... waitaminnit... what, b worry? (Funny pic)
http://bit.ly/1MyUzye
Now to go read the post.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 22, 2016 01:24 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2016 01:21 AM (xq1UY)
Night, Stringer. Not all funerals are sad occasions. Some are celebrations of a life well-lived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:25 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:25 AM (/i7Ua)
And some are a reassurance...
Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2016 01:28 AM (30qi/)
Soopermexican posted a link to a petition to (possibly?) help on this issue:
Soopermexican page:
http://bit.ly/1LCWnew
Petition:
https://www.change.org/p/keep-lexi-home
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 22, 2016 01:31 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:19 PM (/i7Ua)
I will throw in a 1975 Chevy C-10 steering column, tan, with keys. Tilt, even.
Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2016 01:33 AM (30qi/)
I was recently recruited for a job in Sacramento, which would be a 700 mile or so daily commute.
By coincidence, whenever I get an offer like that the recruiter almost always has an Indian name. I suspect these guys are not even in the US but I can map a commute between two addresses in India, so why can't they take a moment to see if the commute is even within the realm of reason?
Posted by: Epobirs at March 22, 2016 01:34 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2016 01:33 AM
If it's from a floor-shift pickup, and therefore has no column shifter, that's a very saleable item in the hotrod marketplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:36 AM (/i7Ua)
Still just as fraught with irony and dark humor - or something - as when I saw it in the morning.
Thanks for the work you do, Mr. Maetenloch. Another amazing post. You should get twice what you're paid.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 22, 2016 01:37 AM (w46Mb)
But what does that depend on. It depends on younger people keeping you up. You may protest that you'll love on your savings. That is true. But how does that work? You use your savings to buy the things you need to keep living without working for them yourselves. And what if there aren't enough people to make all the shit the retired people need to live?
That is the basic demographic crisis we are all facing. The Baby Boom was followed by a baby bust, with Western birthrates falling hard. It's too late. If everybody started making babies like crazy now, it would still be too late.
If you're wondering why Western govts seem so damn suicidal, wanting to import all these barbarian immigrants, well there's your answer.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 01:37 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 22, 2016 01:34 AM (IdCqF)
Well, if they are going to pay you $800 per day for a telephone support job, you could afford to commute by air. LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:39 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 22, 2016 01:37 AM (w46Mb)
You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:40 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Neil at March 22, 2016 01:43 AM (G0czZ)
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at March 22, 2016 01:47 AM (tKRSZ)
Two "debaters" at the University of West Georgia argue that White lives have not value and that if White people believed in fighting for justice, they would kill themselves.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11386
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2016 01:48 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Neil at March 22, 2016 01:43 AM (G0czZ)
Well, she's unattached, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 01:49 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Neil at March 22, 2016 01:43 AM (G0czZ)
It's a small world. Dee Dee Myers, the Clinton's press secretary, was in my High School graduating class. I remember going "WTF?!?!?" in 1993.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
always has an Indian name. I suspect these guys are not even in the US
but I can map a commute between two addresses in India, so why can't
they take a moment to see if the commute is even within the realm of
reason?
They don't give a shit, they just want their cut.
I'm getting hit up by these idiots all the time, to move across country for a 6 month contract job with no relocation and a cut in pay.
The keywords matched when they ran a search. Why not cast a line and see if they can get a bite?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2016 01:53 AM (YJmuy)
http://tinyurl.com/jhchcjd
What is the number 1 in both? Lesbo, of course. But there are some fascinating and disturbing states that go in a different direction.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 22, 2016 01:59 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2016 02:00 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 22, 2016 02:02 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:01 AM (WVsWD)
"In soviet Russia, pussy licks your cookie!"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:16 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:16 AM (WVsWD)
Cats eating cookies. Dogs eating lettuce. Dogs and cats living together. The end of the world as we know it.
My doggie had a couple of bites of Vienna sausage. Does that count?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:20 AM (/i7Ua)
If you're wondering why Western govts seem so damn suicidal, wanting to import all these barbarian immigrants, well there's your answer.
Does Europe really expect these people with zero skills to pay as much taxes as is needed?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2016 02:21 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:22 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:20 AM (/i7Ua)
Nope. Our Cats love Vienna Sausages. Just try opening a can and they come begging. The Dogs will wolf down a whole can is a single bite and then look at you like...
"why you teasing me bro................"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:23 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:20 AM (/i7Ua)
Nope. Our Cats love Vienna Sausages. Just try opening a can and they come begging. The Dogs will wolf down a whole can is a single bite and then look at you like...
"why you teasing me bro................"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:23 AM (WVsWD) 627 My doggie had a couple of bites of Vienna sausage. Does that count?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:20 AM (/i7Ua)
Nope. Our Cats love Vienna Sausages. Just try opening a can and they come begging. The Dogs will wolf down a whole can is a single bite and then look at you like...
"why you teasing me bro................"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:23 AM (WVsWD)
I was mulling this over recently -- everything beef is steaks now. Used to be, you'd braise or stew lesser cuts to make them palatable....
.....as a matter of fact, much of the art of cooking in olden days was attempting to improve the edibility of sketchy inputs. Funny how that's undergoing a resurgence since top sirloin has pegged to $7.99/lb.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Political Hat is Go! at March 22, 2016 02:35 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:41 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 22, 2016 02:42 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:41 AM (WVsWD)
Still listening to Chuck Berry. Cat had, well still still has, I guess, amazing diction. You can understand, clearly, every word he sings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:44 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:53 AM (WVsWD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeE7eR24n9U
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 02:57 AM (/i7Ua)
Expositions what?
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 02:58 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 03:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: the morigu at March 22, 2016 03:03 AM (X4/8S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCR1KDxAnZ4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 03:13 AM (/i7Ua)
think some of the bombs have been found.
think Maet was prophetic in this ONT item.
Posted by: the morigu at March 22, 2016 03:14 AM (X4/8S)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 03:37 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 03:41 AM (fizMZ)
Multiple explosions 4 or 5?
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 03:46 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 22, 2016 03:47 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2016 03:47 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 22, 2016 03:47 AM (wqVD1)
I'm fresh out of outrage for this evening. Listening to the extended live version of Dixie Chicken by Little Feat.
This shit from the muzzies won't stop until they are hit so hard that their assholes are wrapped around their eyebrows. A hundred magatons on mecca? Just a start.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 03:51 AM (/i7Ua)
Take a break today and help us name our bomber for the 21st Century!
***
I'd go with the Tepes or the Martel...both for the obvious reasons...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2016 08:59 PM (pibXr)"
In the interest of cultural diversity, I would like to suggest that the new bomber should be called "Matamoros" or Muslim killer.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 22, 2016 03:51 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 22, 2016 03:51 AM (QHgTq)
That works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 03:56 AM (/i7Ua)
Yeah, I know - that just sounds "CRAZY"!!
Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2016 03:56 AM (/q6+P)
Affirmative Suicide for Whites
Two "debaters" at the University of West Georgia argue that
White lives have not value and that if White people believed in fighting
for justice, they would kill themselves.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11386
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2016 01:48 AM (vBeA5)"
Is the University of West Georgia an historically black college? They must be really convinced that nobody takes them seriously.
The thing is that since the presidency of Barack Obama it is now necessary to take seriously the rantings of any black orator, no matter how deranged. They might get into a position where they can put their policies into practice.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 22, 2016 04:01 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2016 04:04 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2016 04:06 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 22, 2016 04:09 AM (rlfds)
She's never shown any interest in Cookies before. Why start now other than to show me who the Boss is?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 22, 2016 02:16 AM (WVsWD)"
As Bart Simpson said, "Cats are the Devil's handmaidens." The cat was doing that just to vex you. It is the same reason that they torture mice before they eat them. If your cat was big enough it would eat you, after torturing you for a while. As it is, eating your cookies it the best it can manage.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 22, 2016 04:10 AM (QHgTq)
I can't watch her any more. There are long stretches where there might be a good guest, and she does a great interview, and then THAT sort of crap comes along. One would think people would have figured this out by now: she's a media darling - TO THE MSM! And what about that time where she had that friendly interview with Michael Moore where he got all creepy on her?
That being said, I DID happen to catch a short clip when she had Herman Cain on vs some jerk, and Herman read that guy the riot act like nobody's business. It was pretty awesome.
Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2016 04:12 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2016 04:14 AM (/q6+P)
Yeah - the scroll on Fox news said something like, "Twin bombings at Brussels airport.....shots and Arabic shouts heard right be fore blasts...reason for explosions unknown..."
Can you imagine how much energy it takes to remain that ignorant of reality? I hope it was just PC news people and not Brussels authorities who claim the motives are unknown.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:18 AM (NOIQH)
Enola Gay II
Enola Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2016 04:22 AM (TyRdK)
They damn well know why.
They just don't want to make some goatfuckers feel bad.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 22, 2016 04:23 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 22, 2016 04:27 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:29 AM (NOIQH)
Yet our borders are still open, and Trump is too mean to the Muslim invaders/migrants that just want to share in your health care plan, so he must be Hitler or KKK, or just like Clinton, or something.
Americanist versus globalist. Some Europeans are wishing they could keep their culture, but Brussels tyrants want "diversity" by force.
Posted by: Illiniwek at March 22, 2016 04:35 AM (N8i7l)
I have no idea what time it is in Cuba right now (probably 1961), but has anyone woken up the goatfucker in chief so he can apologize for the American Airlines counters being in the way of the jihadis at the Brussels airport? *expectorate*
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 04:37 AM (d1RNN)
Dear Brussels,
You might be a dumbfuck if...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 04:38 AM (gyKtp)
I can hear people screaming "false flag! conspiracy!" from here.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 04:39 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 04:40 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 04:40 AM (gyKtp)
http://news.sky.com/story/1664469/brussels-airport-and-metro-blasts-live-updates
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2016 04:44 AM (abt6/)
Get with the program!! The new thing is "or worse". They never really say what's worse than a batshit crazy liberal, or Hitler, but there was the one guy in here who seemed to be seriously claiming that Trump would "nuke Mecca", based on the fact that somebody somewhere who Trump has probably never heard of suggested it. He seemed to have no self-awareness at all that it was crazy talk.
And don't forget, he countered a joke about small hands with his own, so obviously he's not right in the head.
Posted by: Optimizer at March 22, 2016 04:44 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 04:45 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: bony eared assfish at March 22, 2016 04:53 AM (2hcmo)
Indeed, many witnesses at Brussels Airport today immediately jumped to the conclusion that there had been a terrorist attack, which reflects the nature of the country.
How dare they!
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2016 05:00 AM (gyKtp)
It seems to be "critical theory" of the left being applied to Trump, who has been consistent on fighting the globalists' export of our manufacturing, since at least 1990. Trump was praised in testimony to congress by R's and D's way back then, for his deep understanding. Now he is deemed a stupid poopy head by young bucks in Conservatism Inc.
Giuliani and many others think he would be much better than Cruz (at winning and governing), yet only the most extremist language about Trump AND his supporters is used now, by those demonstrating their true allegiance to ... to WHAT? To conservatism?
America First is what the founders believed ... these globalists are the enemy, not just the leftist Democrats. The globalists are "organized crime" at the highest level. These European bombings are a wake up call to one of the problems with their multi-culti plan to break down our western culture.
Posted by: Illiniwek at March 22, 2016 05:09 AM (N8i7l)
The nature of Belgium does indeed lend itself to terror attacks. They've been cultivating jihad for years.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 05:09 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2016 05:14 AM (61CqJ)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 22, 2016 05:19 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2016 05:21 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2016 05:24 AM (ptqRm)
This dipshit is our leader.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2016 05:25 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: saf at March 22, 2016 05:26 AM (qKiBT)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 22, 2016 05:27 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at March 22, 2016 05:33 AM (T5Ui0)
Never go full Michael Moore. Even outside Old Country Buffet.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 05:35 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2016 05:36 AM (61CqJ)
Too bad Ted Kennedy is not telling the Cubans - "pssstt hey we'll give you back Gitmo if you keep this guy."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2016 05:37 AM (0vZ6F)
Not only did Obama's wrist go limp when Castro grabbed him. Obama actually bowed to Castro at the start of the lovefest. Servile much?
Posted by: The Wolf Who Cried Boy at March 22, 2016 05:38 AM (Ndje9)
I don't want to look too close, but I strongly suspect he got a boner.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 05:39 AM (d1RNN)
Who did he get it from?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2016 05:41 AM (ptqRm)
that ignorant of reality? I hope it was just PC news people and not
Brussels authorities who claim the motives are unknown.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2016 04:18 AM (NOIQH)
It takes a certain level of dedication to unreality to spew bullshit like that. These people are insane, and devoutly so. They refuse to see the bloody obvious because it doesn't conform to their worldview.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 22, 2016 05:41 AM (J+mig)
What has changed is the culture of the countries' governments who no longer even pretend to defend their citizens. Because their goals are not so plebeian.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2016 05:42 AM (0vZ6F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2016 05:42 AM (0vZ6F)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 22, 2016 05:45 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 05:39 AM (d1RNN)
I don't know about Barry, but I'm sure Mooch got a boner.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2016 05:47 AM (F5baA)
"Gentlemen, I give you the great experiment." - Admiral James T. Kirk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2016 05:49 AM (0vZ6F)
Posted by: Illiniwek at March 22, 2016 05:49 AM (N8i7l)
which reflects the nature of the country.
The nature of Belgium does indeed lend itself to terror attacks. They've been cultivating jihad for years.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 22, 2016 05:09 AM
The headquarters of the technocrats needs a little of their own medicine. God save the innocents but the EU apparatchiks don't seem to give two hoots if this happens to other people from their idiot actions.
Posted by: Lester at March 22, 2016 05:53 AM (2UPXV)
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I linked a news article last week that cited a memo circulating among London security agencies predicting multiple (up to 10) simultaneous attacks. The memo said London was the target, but they couldn't be more specific than that.
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