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Morning Thread (2-5-2016)
Happy Friday!
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 06:58 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 06:58 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 05, 2016 06:58 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 06:59 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 06:59 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 06:59 AM (HSAmh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 07:01 AM (SQME6)
While we're being led around by the nose, the head of the border patrol agent's union testified yesterday that we do indeed have de facto open borders. The agents are now being specifically told not to enforce laws under penalty of being fired.
And yet, Trump!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:01 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: small town girl at February 05, 2016 07:02 AM (wmyHK)
Cough-cough, cough, cough, cough-cough-cough...
~hack-hack~ *swallow*
Whew,, nothing as good as the first mouthful of flem in the morning.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 05, 2016 07:04 AM (HSmrB)
De facto amnesty. Once they're here, nobody will call them out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 07:04 AM (SQME6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 07:05 AM (ptqRm)
just have to read about it on CNN, I'm sure they will be fair.
Posted by: colin at February 05, 2016 07:06 AM (Pdb6E)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 07:05 AM (ptqRm)
I'm not into voluntary self-abuse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Sue Madre at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (Iwn52)
I will say that as a debate-debate it was quite well done. The moderators lobbed questions in and pretty much stayed out of the way while the principals went back and forth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (1xUj/)
There's nothing about Hillary that is electrifying.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (XzlVc)
Someone poste a brilliant comment here and the debate last night reminded me of it:
"The left hand doesn't know what the far left hand is doing."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (zLP1L)
No Vic? I'm beginning to feel like Vic, man without a candidate. Trump needs to show a little more policy depth, he can't quite pull off an Obama hope and change since most media AND establishment will fight him.
"And if both the Sanders revolution that captured half his party in Iowa, and the Trump-Cruz revolt that captured half of their party are squelched, and we get an establishment Republican vs. an establishment Democrat in the fall, America will be sundered."
vdare.com/articles/rubio-cant-win-white-house-trump-or-cruz-could
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (5Gpe2)
_________________
But Republicans in congress can't impeach Jeh Johnson for this blatantly in-your-face violation of his oath of office because . . . black? . . . Democrat . . . they just don't give a shit?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (df5V4)
Here's a picture for you leg men:
http://goo.gl/UqcyKy
She was an actress in Ziegfeld's Midnight Frolics, which was a more intimate, somewhat (but not too) racier version of the regular Follies. Her name is either Katherine Frey or Katherine Perry; I've seen both, and my usual go-to Girls reference site is down for the moment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 05, 2016 07:08 AM (XzlVc)
Time to redistribute protractors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:09 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 05, 2016 07:09 AM (HSmrB)
well, if you touch the contacts on the battery for her exoskeleton, you can draw a pretty good arc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 07:09 AM (ptqRm)
The future of the Democratic Party was two angry old leftists screaming at each other for two hours to decide who hates capitalism more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 07:10 AM (w4NZ8)
well, if you touch the contacts on the battery for her exoskeleton, you can draw a pretty good arc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 07:09 AM (ptqRm)
A minute or so in Old Sparky would work wonders. Mostly on America as founded.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:11 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (NOIQH)
.................
Maybe in an electric eel sort of way....
Posted by: Molly k. at February 05, 2016 07:11 AM (4aaDj)
Five-Day!
I have this hat, a SJW cap more like, and I now put it on so I can DEMAND that the names of the days of the week be immediately CHANGED! because FREEDOM FROM RELIGION!!!
We can't celebrate old white sky-gods every day!
So I demand that the days of the week be RENAMED!
as follows:
Monday = ONE'SDAY The first day of the week, natch.
Tuesday = TWO'SDAY Hmmm. not much of a change
Wednesday = THREE'SDAY Would have used hump day but we SJW don't believe in sex.
Thursday = FOUR'SDAY Why celebrate a Marvel comicbook hero?
Friday = FIVE'SDAY I got nuttin here.
Saturday = SIX'DAY notice I cleverly left out the 'S'
Sunday = SEVEN'SDAY Seven is heaven and you don't have to work. Unless you work at Seven/Eleven.
Make these changes at once, or I will shame your cat on facebook.
Unmercifully
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 05, 2016 07:11 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:11 AM (zLP1L)
With her in it, not America. But I hope that's implied. Too early for proper grammar/syntax.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:11 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:14 AM (NOIQH)
__________________
Obama and his co-conspirators (e.g., Jeh Johnson) are trying to get as many illegals and phony muslim "refugees" into the country as possible before Obama leaves office, under the belief that once they're here, they will be impossible to dislodge.
For years now, Obama has simply been ignoring the congressionally-imposed limits on the number of green cards and work permits that can be legally issued each year. He hands out as many as are requested, as if they're Halloween candy (purchased by somebody else). He's probably doing the same thing with the planeloads of "refugees" he's bringing in -- just bringing in as many as he can, because after all, who is going to enforce the limits? Nobody, and he knows it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 07:14 AM (df5V4)
Obama proposes $10 a barrel tax on oil. And he had the nerve to say that only the oil companies would pay for that.
He really doesn't care anymore and that makes him especially dangerous in these last months.
Posted by: The great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 07:15 AM (iONHu)
Her cackle is what I imagine being electrocuted sounds like.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 07:17 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:18 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (oxcYa)
Happy friday.
Snowflakes?!
Taking the XD-S out tomorrow for some fun.
Asked last night then promptly fell asleep.... TulAmmo Steelcase - should i expect a jamfest?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (4R7rK)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:18 AM (NOIQH)
Raymond Burr Hardest Hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (zLP1L)
And reading the comments on the WaPo story made me realize something else: Trans is a prime test to see if the Leftist brainwashing is taking hold. Nothing says your mind has been broken like professing, even rabidly defending, the obviously false.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 07:21 AM (oVJmc)
No borders = No country. Even Bernie gets that right.
(same for open border trade really, if our new tech is made elsewhere, and our labor is put on welfare)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 05, 2016 07:22 AM (5Gpe2)
36 "What is this "happy" that you speak of?"
I agree. We haven't seen very much DOOM lately. I miss it.
With out my daily dose of DOOM I can't be regular.
(because it scares the shit out of me!)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 05, 2016 07:22 AM (HPNqc)
What is this "happy" that you speak of?
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km)
Must be some kind of cabbage.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 07:22 AM (J+mig)
http://goo.gl/vWfI4G
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 07:25 AM (4R7rK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:26 AM (8hLyo)
Is Bernie always slumped over at a 60% angle...?
Dana Loesh remarked yesterday that their candidates had the posture of cocktail shrimp.
Posted by: AE at February 05, 2016 07:27 AM (+ft6G)
Yep, it's bonkers. Especially from the "I f'ing love science" crowd.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:27 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:28 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 07:28 AM (ptqRm)
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 07:31 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:31 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:31 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 07:21 AM (oVJmc)
The whole identity issue started with race, but people who weren't the "right" race, or otherwise didn't think they were special enough moved to sex. But if you weren't a woman, you were still hedged out of the coveted minority status. So they created new fictional sexes.
I call it Special Snowflake Syndrome. Everyone can play the game now, there's an identity out there just for you. Have you ever read about the otherkin? That's what's waiting in the wings once Trans reaches gay levels of acceptance. This rabbithole goes all the way down, there is no depth to which this insanity will not descend.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 07:31 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:26 AM (8hLyo)
Deray McKesson. Who is this cancer and how did he suddenly become some leader?
Paging James O'Keefe and cameras . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:31 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:32 AM (8hLyo)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:32 AM (HMt16)
Not to worry I gave up blood when AIDS hit the street. I realized I could just have a V8.
Posted by: Dracula at February 05, 2016 07:33 AM (BO/km)
RIP Maurice White of Earth Wind & Fire
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:32 AM (HMt16)
Talked about it yesterday. EWF was an integral part of the soundtrack of my youth. Incredibly talented man and group.
"That's the way, of the world . . ."
RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:33 AM (zLP1L)
"Finally, we personally apologize to Ms. Char Treuse (below), president of the Iowa City chapter of MIILF: the Midwestern Image, Intellect & Lutefisk Front."
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:34 AM (1xUj/)
I remember Zika from Swedish Erotica. What a shame.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:34 AM (zLP1L)
DC is now the mob, getting a cut of all "action". Only oil companies and productive people that pay for their own energy needs, will pay.
"The forgotten man" is not equal to the entitlement man that gets government to "redistribute" (steal) earned "wealth" for a vote.
Myth of Equality article ...
As opposed to the community organized man making demands to be given dollars without producing, ... "the Forgotten Man, passes by and is never noticed, because he has behaved himself, fulfilled his contracts, and asked for nothing".
http://tinyurl.com/gslv9rh
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 05, 2016 07:34 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 07:34 AM (JO9+V)
Asked last night then promptly fell asleep.... TulAmmo Steelcase - should i expect a jamfest?
.
.
..It did in my Ruger LC9. Never tried a single round in my Walther because of that. I had a hard jam one time in the Ruger and quit using the steel case stuff after that. I still have about 500 rounds left in the closet that I most likely will never shoot. Had to take it home and pound a dowel down the barrel to get the casing out.
Posted by: The great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: small town girl at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (wmyHK)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (4R7rK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 07:34 AM (JO9+V)
I always thought it was liberalism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (JBeC2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:27 AM (NOIQH)
Not just bonkers, it's hypocrisy, pure and simple. All of their identity confusion depends upon the notion that a soul can be born into the wrong body. Apparently they forgot that the soul is an inherently and exclusively religious idea with no scientific backing whatsoever.
And if science must always triumph over superstition, then we really have to demand that they explain, in scientific terms, precisely how it's not a mental disorder.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:18 AM (NOIQH)
At least the bomb was already disabled.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:36 AM (kpqmD)
I sometimes identify as a bat. I'm pretty sure bats have souls.
Posted by: Dracula at February 05, 2016 07:37 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:18 AM (NOIQH)
At least the bomb was already disabled.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:36 AM (kpqmD)
The bastard probably got close-in parking too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 07:37 AM (JO9+V)
Not a socialist or crook
Can't be nominee
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (HMt16)
Really? You would think the shambles that is Maryland would burnish his credentials.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:38 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: The great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (iONHu)
Thanks.
*crossing fingers
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 07:38 AM (4R7rK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 07:39 AM (SQME6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:39 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:39 AM (iQIUe)
Then again, given the evidence no Democrats have a clue about governing a city. RayRay fits right in.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (8hLyo)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2016 07:35 AM (JBeC2)
I saw a post about discord in his ranks vis a vis NH. Supposedly his advisers want him to spend money there and he overruled them as he did in Iowa.
If Trump loses there, especially to Cruz, he's going to wig out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 05, 2016 07:41 AM (TxJGV)
The snow seems to be heading for NYC and its values.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 07:41 AM (fbovC)
No that's Zima.
Or is that the chick on Morning Joe....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:42 AM (BO/km)
The snow seems to be heading for NYC and its values.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 07:41 AM (fbovC)
Our values are getting a dusting as we speak. 3-5 inches but it's supposed to get above freezing later, so slush.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:42 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:43 AM (8hLyo)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February
Thanks. We'll have the Venezuelan economic model without the Miss Universe level babes.
No deal.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (fbovC)
We had a gropple storm yesterday.
Yes, autocucumber, I said GROPPLE. Stop changing it to "grapple" and look it up dammit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (HMt16)
Talked about it yesterday. EWF was an integral part of the soundtrack of my youth. Incredibly talented man and group.
Tried for years to talk the band director at my son's high school that their half-tie show should be a funk restrospective with EWF and Parliament/Funkadelic. To no avail.
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (8hLyo)
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (O7MnT)
From this date in 1944- On the move in Italy
Feb 5, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Led the battery from Caivano to staging area near Nisida outside of Naples. Then back to hotel. General had orders to report to Anzio immediately so we ate hurriedly and drove to Possuoli to load on LST #403. Got aboard about 1400. Under way about 1900. Head wind cut down speed but a rather smooth trip. (Party: General, Capt E----, two drivers and myself).
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (Dy5Cx)
They want everyone but the elite to live like that. No auto ownership, no land, just a crappy little place to live and a monthly stipend. And the Stupor Bowl.
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 07:44 AM (O7MnT)
Me, Brooklyn in the mid 70's. I loved funk and primordial disco as well as Led Zeppelin and Yes. Plus Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington and Stan Kenton courtesy of dad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:46 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 07:47 AM (HMt16)
Trump has the visible trappings of immense wealth. But he didn't spend in Iowa, and you point out that he isn't spending in NH.
Perhaps the rumors of Trump being strapped for cash and not nearly as wealthy as he claims have an element of truth.
We'll find out when he declares bankruptcy for the fifth(?) time and stiffs the political consultants!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 05, 2016 07:47 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (zLP1L)
Mix it with Valu-Rite....that's Ace's favorite drink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (Zu3d9)
of course liberals have to pretend they would love to live like that
because sustainability.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 07:40 AM (1BQGO)
Everything the Lefties say they want is a lie. It's what they want everyone else to have. They all think they're going to be part of the Party Elite. But there's not enough room at the top for half the population...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (TxJGV)
Ha. Reminds me.Daughter was cheerleader at rich white kid high school. Would hear athletes from other schools when they would arrive for sporting events.
'Where your metal detectors at?' they'd all ask. We didn't have any, didn't need any.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 07:36 AM (kpqmD)
The bastard probably got close-in parking too.
...............
you just know nobody said anything about the suspicious looking Dud in the wheelchair for fear of being called out for profiling
Posted by: Molly k. at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 07:49 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 05, 2016 07:47 AM (Zu3d9)
If he wins and picks Jeb as a running mate the slogan will be Stiff/Fleece '16.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:49 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:49 AM (iQIUe)
Oooo. Then I will be truly happy.
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:50 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:48 AM (BO/km)
Robert Klein has a funny routine on "Child of the 50's" about marching bands trying to sound hip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:50 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 07:50 AM (TxJGV)
I saw a Youtube video of her doing The Sound of Music on some award show. She blew me away. What a fantastic singer. Good to hear she's nice. Something about her always seemed off to me but what do I know. I'm a frumpy middle aged guy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:51 AM (8hLyo)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:49 AM (iQIUe)
It's driven by the UK tax rate. I think it's somewhere north of 80 or 85%?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:51 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:52 AM (BO/km)
Welcome aboard. Settle in and get cozy for a while.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 07:52 AM (SQME6)
Trump is gambling that his celebrity and bluster are all he needs. We shall see. We shall see.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:53 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:54 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:18 AM (NOIQH)
________________
I hope it's true that the guy who was sucked out the side of the plane was the terrorist.
Karma. She really is a bitch.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 07:55 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 07:55 AM (6xtq3)
Give them what they want. Under one condition.
No take backs/give backs.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 07:55 AM (KUNWw)
It's driven by the UK tax rate. I think it's somewhere north of 80 or 85%?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 07:51 AM (zLP1L)
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Then they shd live in the Caribbean or at least Florida.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:55 AM (iQIUe)
I think the Beatles addressed that in the song 'Taxman'
♪ One for you, nineteen for me.♪
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 07:55 AM (fbovC)
Good one.
It reminded me that North wasn't the only direction we had to fight. Anzio is North of Naples......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 07:56 AM (Zu3d9)
She is weird and does some strange stuff in her stage shows. But, she is pretty talented when it comes to music.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 05, 2016 07:56 AM (SQME6)
Not a socialist or crook
------------------------------------------------------
damn right! We never paid anyone a dime they hadn't fully earned.
Posted by: Tommy D'Alesandro at February 05, 2016 07:56 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:56 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: I'm using the chicken to measure it at February 05, 2016 07:57 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:57 AM (iQIUe)
Trump reminds me of that oil man who owned the Cowboys back in the '60s & early '70s. He had to a whole firm of private financial experts working for him; ignored them; bankrupt.
Posted by: mnw (CAIR and trounced) at February 05, 2016 07:57 AM (NiHAc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 07:58 AM (oVJmc)
No. They were TINY HOUSES.
So, yes, no shit, we now aspire to live like the East Germans in 1990.
Fuck me.
Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2016 07:59 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 07:59 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: tops at February 05, 2016 07:59 AM (jScJf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (fWAjv)
I think it's the cross between Madonna/Amy Winehouse/Boy George schtick.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (KUNWw)
Here is a nice article which also gives some historical background on GPS satellites:
https://tinyurl.com/hngvss6
You can watch the launch live here. Webcast begins at 8:18 am EST:
http://www.ulalaunch.com/
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (sdi6R)
There's nothing about Hillary that is electrifying.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (NOIQH)
A short circuit in her Hoveround would get a few sparks flying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (3ZtZW)
I love the bullshit that our feckless press flings about that kind of stuff.
"Singer X Cancels Concert Due To Exhaustion."
Right.
25-year-olds routinely become so exhausted that they have to be admitted to the hospital.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:00 AM (Zu3d9)
They took an oath of office to uphold the law, yet they're told they'll be fired if they uphold the law.
Ka-ching!
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:01 AM (u5gzz)
Apparently, Chris Mathews asked this as a serious question last night. And, using any set of commonly held beliefs, the answer is Yes.
Democrats aren't racist.
Democrats want children to learn to read and write.
Democrats want to feed poor people.
Democrats want everyone to be healthy.
How can anyone argue with this?
If you're a person who doesn't care about or follow politics, but you feel you're basically a good person, what party are you going to vote for come election day?
We need a college. We need a finishing school for republicans who want to be active in politics by running as candidates or serving on staffs or writing about policy. We need a place where people can learn a new approach to the narrative so that instead of trying to pander by leaning left our people will be able to explain how those on the right care just as much, but our approach to solving problems is different.
And by different, we mean more effective.
Right now, we argue details instead of the big picture. This has got to change.
Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2016 08:02 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 08:02 AM (HSAmh)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:03 AM (NOIQH)
Maybe it was the meat dress?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 08:03 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:51 AM (8hLyo)
I think she has grown up and is past all the attention whore antics.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (fWAjv)
Is that pretty much it?
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (JO9+V)
Spitting distance to the City/County line.
We have front row seats.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (ptqRm)
Snowing here in Bergen County so my 3 hour patient cancelled...well I am basically done for the day. I'm up for offers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 08:05 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:05 AM (mw8Dm)
@136. Tiny Houses are the "in" thing on HGTV.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 08:02 AM (HSAmh)
It's propaganda and conditioning. They want people primed to accept the "new normal" when it's shoved down their throats.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:05 AM (J+mig)
Wow. What an asshole. I can see why he is so hated.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:06 AM (fWAjv)
Is that pretty much it?
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (O7MnT)
There's definitely a few orders of magnitude difference between the actual wealth of the "1%", and what Lefties expect that it can pay for. They actually think it's possible to pay for everyone's self-actualization.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:07 AM (J+mig)
Always thought it was just a parody of all those Airport disaster flicks.
This is pretty cool. You get to see the origin of so many classic Airplane bits. Airplane minus all the sight gags and jokes:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gtnzqjz
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 08:07 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (NOIQH)
*****
Two words:
Polyester pantsuit thigh static
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (Dy5Cx)
The USA has a huge heroin problem right now due to our leaky southern border. Something like 50, 000 a year are dying of drug OD. Local and state police are now routinely carrying around some contraption to bring the OD'd back to life.
This has been your morning 'racist' observation.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (659DL)
Come on over and shovel my driveway!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (EZebt)
There's definitely a few orders of magnitude difference between the
actual wealth of the "1%", and what Lefties expect that it can pay for.
Two lefty fantasies in play:
--There's money for everything.
--The bad people took it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vilhelm Gregers at February 05, 2016 08:09 AM (H9tF2)
I'd go with "due to people being dumbasses," but I guess I am too into the personal responsibility thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:09 AM (659DL)
Yep, it's bonkers. Especially from the "I f'ing love science" crowd.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:27 AM (NOIQH)
George Orwell wrote about this.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (NPofj)
Problems? There's no problems! Diversity solves everything!
Posted by: LIVing Lefty Style at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (cXiMR)
Note to Bernie Sanders: "Taxman" is criticism, not a how-to manual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (zLP1L)
German University President Floats Idea Of Mandatory Arabic In Primary Schools
http://tinyurl.com/jhp2dy8
'We would appreciate being a country of immigration and multiple languages,' Strothotte said.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (fWAjv)
****
"We hope you will go along voluntarily, but we are prepared to make you go along voluntarily."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2016 08:11 AM (Dy5Cx)
Heh. Even the terminally stupid Chavistas never seized Polar because then they would literally no one left to blame for all the fuckuppery.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:11 AM (659DL)
As much as I really don't give a shit about heroin addicts dying...there is a safe medication to prevent death by OD that has been tied up in bureaucratic bullshit for years. It is finally being taken off the most restrictive FDA lists.....
It's called naloxone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
This has been your morning 'racist' observation.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (fbovC)
------------------------
Narcan. Read that pharmacies in NY are going to sell it over the counter without an RX.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (iQIUe)
I had no gray hair until my middle son started driving.
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (O7MnT)
border. Something like 50, 000 a year are dying of drug OD. Local and
state police are now routinely carrying around some contraption to bring
the OD'd back to life.
.
.
.
.Yep, and the MSM is implicit in covering it up. They would rather cover the extremely rare instances of gun violence.
Right now in Kentucky we are having a serious problem with heroin and it is just going to get worse because all the Counties and the State are doing to address it is to set up needle exchanges. Nothing about treatment centers or anything else, the big push is for needle exchanges.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:10 AM (NPofj)
Orwell described the phenomenon pretty well, but he got his inspiration from history. It's something that all Communist and Socialist governments have done. They make people believe outrageous lies, because right-thinking people are likely to get angry and denounce them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Still stuck in Office waiting for a piece of equipment to be installed but I called him and he might come early but maybe lunch in Ridgewood?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (mw8Dm)
I'd expect our Socialist Overlords will revamp property taxation so as to tie it to square footage or frontage, like they used to do in PA.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (3ZtZW)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hslofue
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM (NOIQH)
I stand corrected
And 29? I thought she was older than that.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (fWAjv)
Apparently the terrorists upped their ransom demands for Kayla after news of the Bowe Bergdahl deal went public. They saw Obama trading 5 big-time terrorists (plus, reportedly millions of dollars) for one deserter, and they figured: hey, why can't we get some swag like that for this chick?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (df5V4)
actual wealth of the "1%", and what Lefties expect that it can pay for.
Sort of like the rocket chemist who put forth that we could take the Powerball winnings, and wipe out poverty with one stroke of the pen.
Wasn't he off by about three magnitudes on his decimal placement?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)
Democrats aren't racist.
Democrats want children to learn to read and write.
Democrats want to feed poor people.
Democrats want everyone to be healthy.
How can anyone argue with this?
Well, for a start, it would help if the "conservative" jackasses who appear on Tingles' clown show would actually call him out for being a biased, drunken ambulatory shitstain instead of actually accepting that nickelfucker's premises and trying to argue as though a Democrat hack like him is in any way honest or cares about a fruitful discussion.
The MFM needs the D-Lamp solution, good and hard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
"I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict."
Name that movie quote!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (O7MnT)
I started going gray in my early twenties. Lucky.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (659DL)
Apparently the terrorists upped their ransom demands for Kayla after news of the Bowe Bergdahl deal went public. They saw Obama trading 5 big-time terrorists (plus, reportedly millions of dollars) for one deserter, and they figured: hey, why can't we get some swag like that for this chick?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (df5V4)
Of course, only a fuckin idiot ideologue would nat have seen that coming...ya know someone like Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (659DL)
Name that movie quote!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (zLP1L)
Prince of The City?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)
More than that. I think the total would come out to about 3 dollars per person and they were acting like it'd be a huge windfall. People just get stupid where large numbers are concerned. Millions, billions, trillions. It's magic words to them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (HSAmh)
About that...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (659DL)
Name that movie quote!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (zLP1L)
I cheated so won't answer but first guess was 'Trainspotting.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Soon we will be seeing our Small Boat operators being "rescued" by tin pot dictators, and rebels as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (659DL)
Ouch. 10 years later, no thinning at all on my end. I've heard the baldness gene skips a generation, and my dad went bald, so crossing my fingers.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (J+mig)
_________________
I wouldnt say she was on a humanitarian mission. She as a thrill seeker.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Your Dad?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:17 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Yay Liberals.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (HMt16)
It's why every time I see a panhandler (or as the illiterate subway conductor admonished us against, "pan-tanglers") I get nuts. You mean, with welfare, food stamps and section 8 housing out the wazoo, you have the unmitigated chutzpah to not get your lazy ass over to the welfare office but to give me a dirty look and demand a quarter?!
One day, I might say that to the wrong person and you'll read about it in the papers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:17 AM (zLP1L)
(The ep where AJ and his friends vandalize the school and throw all those trophies and shit in the pool. Gaga played one of the slacker kids sitting in the bleachers watching them do it. She had one line, I think. Maybe two.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 05, 2016 08:17 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)
Da maths be hard, yo!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (fWAjv)
A creative, but very wrong, answer. E for effort.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (zLP1L)
I think Trump just hasn't learned to hide his megalomania and sociopathic tendencies as well as most career politicians.
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (O7MnT)
Where do/how do the utility hook-ups work? Specifically, plumbing?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (1BQGO)
Don't know why, but on my TopTen all time movies that one is near the top. Probably a mental issue on my part, but I enjoy the incessant fuckuppetry.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (zLP1L)
yeah I just googled it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (659DL)
Prince of The City?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (mw8Dm)
Close. ^&%^& - The film formally known as Prince. Of the City.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
Just look at it as preemptive surrender practice for the military!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (wYnyS)
That's not as dishonest as it might sound.
LGBTQwhateverthefuck sensitivity training does, in fact, make me want to hurl.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (u5gzz)
"Well, for a start, it would help if the "conservative" jackasses who appear on Tingles' clown show would actually call him out for being a biased, drunken ambulatory shitstain..."
It's not just Tingles. Everyone in the MSM and all the establishment right who appear in the media and in print, along with 98% of our writers accept those statements as fact.
This is our problem.
Our own people believe that if the democrats are for the poor, we're against them. If the left is for education, we're for ignorance.
Instead of being able to articulate a different approach to solving the same problem, all the media and the vast majority of people on our side accept their narrative.
This is what we need to change.
Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (Zs4uk)
Too easy.
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (J+mig)
I always heard that it goes by the grandfather on the mother's side. My dad's not bald, but thin hair, and I have a widow's peak and look like Jason Statham (before he went full bald). But, my father-in-law in his sixties has a full head of thick hair, so maybe my son is in luck. haha.
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (659DL)
I think Trump just hasn't learned to hide his megalomania and sociopathic tendencies as well as most career politicians.
Posted by: V the K at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (O7MnT)
Borderline nuts I can almost live with. Still a liberal (and he is), not so much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (zLP1L)
I think Prince of The City is a great NY Movie...It's not on to often. Jerry Ohrback was great in that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:14 AM (659DL)
Ouch. 10 years later, no thinning at all on my end. I've heard the baldness gene skips a generation, and my dad went bald, so crossing my fingers.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (J+mig)
Supposedly that gene comes down thru the mother's side.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:19 AM (KUNWw)
Bottled water and compost toilets "out back".
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:18 AM (zLP1L)
Woo hoo. Story of my life!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:22 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:22 AM (Zu3d9)
@176. Young people are buying them and putting them in their parents
backyards. No shit. From 100sq.ft. to 400sq.ft. I guess it gets them out
of the parents basements.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 08:15 AM (HSAmh)
It's all they can afford working at Starbucks in a blue state. Not that it's much better elsewhere. The way the de-facto open border policy has been demolishing real wages for the past 30+ years has made it nearly impossible for young people to afford a house, especially if they're burdened with student loan debt.
It's not laziness, and the "trendiness" is masking desperation. They can't afford anything else. They've been eaten out of house and home by Leftist policies before they even had a home to be eaten out of.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:22 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)
That's not as dishonest as it might sound.
LGBTQwhateverthefuck sensitivity training does, in fact, make me want to hurl.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (u5gzz)
I saw a couple of notices taped to a lamppost here in NYC looking for paid volunteers to "Learn How to Stop LGBT Bullying."
I think I will call and say "Yes, I'd like to volunteer to stoy LGBT's from bullying normal people."
Grammars be hard!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:23 AM (zLP1L)
Spitting distance to the City/County line.
We have front row seats.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:04 AM (ptqRm)
If it gets too hot down there VIA you can come up here to watch the burning. By the way it is BYOW and BYOA. (Weapons and Ammo)
Posted by: Timon at February 05, 2016 08:23 AM (KSonr)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:21 AM (KUNWw)
It does.
If your mother's father is bald, you have a shot at going bald.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:23 AM (Zu3d9)
That's not as dishonest as it might sound.
LGBTQwhateverthefuck sensitivity training does, in fact, make me want to hurl.Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (u5gzz)Somehow, I expect that no matter when or how often you call in sick, your company will force you to take the training. The GayKK must not be denied.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 08:23 AM (X6fMO)
Carry an extendable baton.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:22 AM (Zu3d9)
**hints at birthday gift**
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:23 AM (zLP1L)
Ouch. 10 years later, no thinning at all on my end. I've heard the
baldness gene skips a generation, and my dad went bald, so crossing my
fingers.
My father and brother have lost hair big time.
I've lost virtually none. Got some gray, though, but that's holding steady so I'm aging into it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
LGBTQwhateverthefuck sensitivity training does, in fact, make me want to hurl.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud,
Call-in crazy.
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:24 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:24 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (Zs4uk)
You'd think that Cruz would be articulate enough to do this, but he is basically being denied a platform to discuss substantive issues, and besides, the Kardashians are on tonight, so no one is watching.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 08:24 AM (wYnyS)
That's not as dishonest as it might sound.
LGBTQwhateverthefuck sensitivity training does, in fact, make me want to hurl.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:20 AM (u5gzz)
You want to be free from this PC bullshit
You'll settle for calling in sick
You'll get a mandatory one-on-one sensitivity training session
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:24 AM (fWAjv)
Ouch. 10 years later, no thinning at all on my
end. I've heard the baldness gene skips a generation, and my dad went
bald, so crossing my fingers.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:16 AM (J+mig)
If it helps, it is carried in the X gene, so you inherit it from your Mom.
So you only have to worry if your maternal grandfather, or your maternal grandmother's father was bald
It is the one thing you can reliably blame on your mother
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 08:25 AM (q2o38)
And then they VOTE FOR MORE.
There is a part of me that wants to watch the end game of them being stuck on stupid and I may. Listening to Bernie talk about "affordable college" makes me laugh maniacally.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:25 AM (659DL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:26 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Corona at February 05, 2016 08:26 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:26 AM (oVJmc)
About that...
Yeah, what happened to her was horrific and entirely preventable.
While her parents can be angry over how Obama handled it after she was captured, they need to recognize her stupidity in going into a war zone in the first place.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:26 AM (NOIQH)
By the way, that's no guarantee of baldness. It is sex-linked (X chromosome; from your mom), but there are other genes and other factors at work, so.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:27 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 05, 2016 08:27 AM (HSAmh)
Reason number 2 I've been essentially self employed for the last twenty years.
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:27 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:28 AM (KUNWw)
Hell, I was gonna invite you down here for the beginning of it.
And then, if it gets too hot, we retreat to Fortress Timon.
I interact with the Precinct Captain on a fairly regular basis in another of my capacities.
So, I know pretty much know where the wall of Blue gets placed during the almost burning times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:28 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (cXiMR)
I'm thrilled that we see pre-Roman Empire living standards as progress.
I despise these people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (659DL)
http://tinyurl.com/j42mftq
The first woman to enlist as a combat engineer in the Army went AWOL according to a military spokesperson.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (1xUj/)
Fux News knows they have to prevent Cruz or Carson from talking about substantive issues. It allows Dondi to overtake them which means a contest between two Big Government Establishment candidates and the completion of America's destruction after 2016.
This cannot be allowed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:30 AM (zLP1L)
Annie Hall
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (1xUj/)
You win a cookie!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (zLP1L)
If you remember I'm on a hill so we will have time picking them off from the roof. If I had any guns left after those canoe accidents...
Posted by: Timon at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (KSonr)
Yeah. About those and that superbowl party......
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (TxJGV)
Ted Cruz is disqualified. He is the worst of what America has to offer.
I am sickened at the thought of that kind of lack of integrity being associated with the Constitution. It is a betrayal of everything meaningful about self-government.
If politicians are completely lacking in the amount of integrity needed to allow people to vote against you, then you are disqualified. You must be willing to lose, or don't run.
Ted's cheating is so well documented minute by minute there is no doubt. And the attempts to blame other campaigns afterwards hoping to say "everybody" did it, is down right Democrat.
The people in New Hampshire should be told Ted Cruz is not who he pretends to be.
Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton are two peas in a pod.
Posted by: petunia at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (VoCyE)
Pro-tip - crazy ass vodka fueled Russkies aren't going to put up with your shit Abdul.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (zLP1L)
Yeah, my moms dad had a thick head of hair. Which I inherited up to about the age of 45. Then it started to flee. Looked into transplants and stuff. Then I discovered they cut a circle out of your scalp then stitch it together. Yuck.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: The Sweet Chair of Benghazi Justice at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (fWAjv)
Pro-tip - crazy ass vodka fueled Russkies aren't going to put up with your shit Abdul.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:32 AM (fWAjv)
Wait, Mad Vlad willingly let these vermin in???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:33 AM (zLP1L)
I agree completely. I think your work here is done!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:33 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:33 AM (cXiMR)
backyards. No shit. From 100sq.ft. to 400sq.ft. I guess it gets them out
of the parents basements.
Where do/how do the utility hook-ups work? Specifically, plumbing?
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.
.My Wife watches that show alot. The first thing I ask is how a family of five is going to be able to use one toilet/shower and have no washer/dryer in their house.
Plumbing works as normal but it is all the size of stuff you normally find in a trailer camper.
The big push is most of the people who go on the show want to be able to buy a house with no mortgage and set it up on land they or their family already owns.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 08:33 AM (iONHu)
About that...
______________________
Yeah, I know. I was giving her the benefit of the doubt. She was young and stupid and imagined that she was going to save the world. Also, she crossed the border into Syria despite being warned repeatedly that it was a dangerous and stupid thing to do. She also failed to stick with the cover story she and her boyfriend had worked out in advance, for unknown reasons (fear? gullibility?). She bears some responsibility for her fate, but I still have some sympathy for her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 08:34 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:29 AM (659DL)
Any right-thinking person does. They are essentially trying to unmake Western Civilization and destroy all of the actual progress we've made, in the name of their "progress" towards ruination and living in caves.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:34 AM (J+mig)
Comedy fucking gold!!!!! The Trump stuff anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:34 AM (zLP1L)
I'll bet you 2 dozen oysters at Mermaid Inn happy hour that Russia will be majority Muslim by 2100.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (Zu3d9)
Murmansk, Russia, after they groped and molested women at a night club
Saturday.
Interesting phrasing (assuming it's how it was reported in the news), when it really was 51 refugees grope and molest women at a night club *and then* are beaten up for it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (NOIQH)
I hate wet snow.
Posted by: Corona at February 05, 2016 08:26 AM
~~~
Me too. Scares me because I'm afraid of a tree coming down on the house. We've got a couple of big maples that were damaged from salt water (Sandy.) First year after, the new leaves were all curled up and sick looking. Started getting their mojo back and looked better this year, but not quite 100% yet.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (E6RIJ)
Oh yeh, I remember.
If we come rolling in, you're gonna need some room to stack stuff, cause we ain't coming empty handed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (ptqRm)
He gets all this free media coverage. He can fly himself anywhere. I think most voters have already decided whether to vote for him or not.
I also think he will win NH. Cruz is from Texas. And Rubio has credibility issues.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:36 AM (oVJmc)
Wonder how that stuff would work if you rub it on the Bishop?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (ptqRm)
Yeah....it just isn't worth it. If I start going bald I will simply cut my hair short. It's not the end of the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (Zu3d9)
addicts dying...there is a safe medication to prevent death by OD that
has been tied up in bureaucratic bullshit for years. It is finally being
taken off the most restrictive FDA lists.....
It's called naloxone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
The gave my son that stuff (also known as narcan) after his last back surgery when the OD'ed him on a pain medication that doesn't work on him in the recovery room. It probably wouldn't have the same effect on junkies who are not in actual pain but it was horrific to watch in him. It knocked out all the effects (including pain relief) of the narcotics they had given him and left him screaming in pain until it was out of his system since anything they tried to give him before then would have just been neutralized.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (NPofj)
Sock, troll, moby, or Marco Rubio?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:36 AM (oVJmc)
yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (WVsWD)
Nonsense. Why, about 3 days ago I suggested a photoshop of Shrill in Ol' Sparky with a top caption of "Feel The Burn" and a bottom caption that I've now forgotten but which I now think should be either "Electrifying" or "Ride The Lightning".
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (gyKtp)
I'll bet you 2 dozen oysters at Mermaid Inn happy hour that Russia will be majority Muslim by 2100.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:35 AM (Zu3d9)
Done! But who's gonna be the dumb asshole who sticks around to verify if?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (1BQGO)
I'll bet you 2 dozen oysters at Mermaid Inn happy hour that Russia will be majority Muslim by 2100.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I have 400 Quatloos on CBD!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (KUNWw)
Yeah, wouldn't wish what happened to her on almost anyone, but wasn't she doing some activist type stuff with Palestinians before making the trip into Syria? She picked the wrong side from the outset, not just that one bonehead decision.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (NOIQH)
Once the hooligans realize that they need beatup some local enablers too.
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:39 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (ptqRm)
Your schvantz would grow nipples.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:39 AM (zLP1L)
I suppose that sonofabitch is made in Russia, too.
Somebody let us know how it comes out?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 08:39 AM (xq1UY)
The kids who had full mustaches and beards in high school are all bald now. I didn't, but have thick hair in my 50s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (1xUj/)
Europe could go ugly for the establishment types before we do.
Once the hooligans realize that they need beatup some local enablers too.
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:39 AM (cXiMR)
Europe is either going to remember itself or perish, and right now, it's looking like it could go either way.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (WVsWD)
Sadly, I don't think so.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (NPofj)
I've seen estimates of as early as 2050. Five thousand thermonuclear weapons in the hands of a predominantly Muslim country.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (fbovC)
Timeline seems off.
Leaves in September for Basic.
Supposed to return to Basic in January from Convalescent Leave.
Just seems...off.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM
~~~
This^^^
Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (E6RIJ)
Good point.
Seriously....the demographics of Russia are awful for ethnic Russians. They abort all of their fetuses, they die at a young age (ethanol for the win!), and the Muslims are ascendent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (xq1UY)
Not to mention the joys of being the property of your local god-king or warlord.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:42 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:38 AM (zLP1L)
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Hey, I could do it! Maybe give a speech or two at the local mosque while I wait.
Posted by: SCOAMF, Award winning President at February 05, 2016 08:42 AM (TxJGV)
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Annie Hall. And no, I didn't cheat! As ridiculous as Woody Allen is, I admit that I love this movie. Also, "Play It Again, Sam." Hysterical. Especially when he's getting ready for his date and tries to act cool.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:42 AM (pVkEV)
The kids who had full mustaches and beards in high school are all bald now. I didn't, but have thick hair in my 50s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (1xUj/)
I was born with a 5 o'clock shadow (one reason my mother and I had a contentious relationship) and my hair started thinning a bit in my late 20's. I used Rogaine for about 4 or 5 years and it definitely stopped the fall-out. It stayed pretty thick until my late 40's and now it's thinning out again. Meh, I'm pushing 56 and I don't give a shit really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:43 AM (zLP1L)
And reading the comments on the WaPo story made me realize something else: Trans is a prime test to see if the Leftist brainwashing is taking hold. Nothing says your mind has been broken like professing, even rabidly defending, the obviously false.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 07:21 AM (oVJmc)
This morning reading the news, I was once again struck by the notion-
that all of Leftist politics is an attempt at self-curing for broken people with personality disorders, brain-malfunctions, or just simple failures.
In the past, they would've used drugs or drink or,
,and here's a notion, worked hard to get past their problems and weaknesses.
Now they use Leftard Politics.
it's better for them because they never have to change and can burrow ever deeper into their pathology,
while receiving power and applause.
American society is going down hard.
Honestly, I don't know if it can even be fixed at this point.
Still, gotta try. I have kiddos to think of.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2016 08:43 AM (KUa85)
The kids who had full mustaches and beards in high school are all bald now. I didn't, but have thick hair in my 50s.
God: You get a total of 40 years of testosterone. Use it wisely.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:43 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:42 AM (pVkEV)
Sigh...It was easier for me to laugh at Woody Allen movies BEFORE I knew he had sex with his adopted daughter!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:44 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 08:44 AM (iONHu)
>> Polyester pantsuit thigh static
>> Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM
Is there an IC10 code for that? (Either the static or seeing four words as two?)
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: petunia at February 05, 2016 08:31 AM (VoCyE)
Sock, troll, moby, or Marco Rubio?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 08:36 AM (oVJmc)
I was thinking Trump supporter from Breitbert who lost her way on the interwebs and just happened to wander into Ace's fine establishment.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (NPofj)
We all know the rule "If you can't win in Iowa you can't win anywhere".
Let's look at that track record
1976 - Ford
1980 - GHW Bush
1988 - Dole
1996 - Dole
2000 - G W Bush
2008 - Huckabee
2012 - Santorum
Of those that actually went to win the nomination:
Ford lost to Carter
Dole lost to Clinton
G W Bush won over Gore (but lost the popular vote)
So far the Iowa caucus has been a stellar success in selecting winners.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Heh....
The three loudest Yids on AoSHQ are all committed to treif!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:46 AM (Zu3d9)
I have nothing to add to your admirable summation.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez identifies as a wackobird hobbit at February 05, 2016 08:46 AM (Z8DIA)
Good point.
Seriously....the demographics of Russia are awful for ethnic Russians. They abort all of their fetuses, they die at a young age (ethanol for the win!), and the Muslims are ascendent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Meanwhile, the good news or the potential good news is that there is an ascendant Christian movement in Red China. Hence the fierce crackdown on them.
I see them as the potential key to removing the commies. If that happens, that would be a very good thing for civilization - if it's still here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:46 AM (zLP1L)
http://tinyurl.com/gnnxt2o
The refugees tried to flee but were quickly captured by the Russians. They then took them out to the street and gave them a beating they will remember. Police arrived to break up the fight but locals report that they threw a few punches at the refugees before arresting 33 of them. Eighteen refugees were in such bad condition they had to be take to the hospital.
Warms my heart it does
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:44 AM (mw8Dm)
Not that he wasn't kinda creepy for sleeping with his girlfriend's daughter, but Soon Yi Previn was the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (NPofj)
I see them as the potential key to removing the commies.
Communists are not interested in sharing power.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (659DL)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (hLRSq)
Because, as a patriotic American, I'm going to do two things...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (xq1UY)
A Muslim Russia and a Christian China.
That will end well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (LXJ1e
You're like global warming scammers. Care to extrapolate back a hundred years or so?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:49 AM (zLP1L)
Honestly, I don't know if it can even be fixed at this point.
Still, gotta try. I have kiddos to think of.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2016 08:43 AM (KUa85)
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It's like we really have gone over a cliff.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:49 AM (LXJ1e)
THAT'S what warms the heart.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:49 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 08:50 AM (cXiMR)
http://tinyurl.com/zjcd26f
They look honey badgeresque
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Swinging by the courthouse on the way to work this morning...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:51 AM (u5gzz)
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Didn't Mia also have another daughter (non Asian) who came out a few years ago with horror stories about being "touched" by Woody Allen when she was young? The Hollywood types admonished or ignored her claims.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:51 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
In the past, they would've used drugs or drink or,and here's a notion, worked hard to get past their problems and weaknesses.
Now they use Leftard Politics.
I have been struck by the similarity between lefty policies and personalities and the whole slew of addictive and addictive coping behaviors.
On top of which, the amount of sexual predators, alcoholics and other addicts that have infested the Proggy cohorts is amazing.
Apparently you have to be either a rapist, an addict, a thief or dumb as a ton of raw bread dough to get to the upper echelons nowadays.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 08:52 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM
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Now that's the kind of article I like to wake up to. Finally some push-back.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2016 08:52 AM (E6RIJ)
You're like global warming scammers. Care to extrapolate back a hundred years or so?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:49 AM (zLP1L)
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Go ahead and look yourself. The caucus as it currently exists started in 1972 (1976 with the Republicans).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:52 AM (LXJ1e)
Congratulations!!
*Walks off, hands in pockets, bitching about Md gun laws*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (ptqRm)
This is about that Right to Rise, isn't it.
I am a traveler from the yeast...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (NPofj)
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I wouldnt even call her his gf since he never slept at her apt and they hadnt had sex in over a year.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 08:49 AM (KUNWw)
Mine too. I other European countries, the locals would have been arrested for defending their women.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (NPofj)
Everybody else seems to be fucking douchebag hipsters with money to burn (hey, these things ain't cheap!) who want to park their tiny house in their parents' backyard, or drag the damn thing from place to place for an "adventure."
Funniest one I watched was a guy who said he was buying to build equity, cost him something like $80,000. Can anybody tell me how you build equity by buying a frealin' trailer, for gawd's sake?
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz but is waiting for SMOD at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (hgBpU)
Not a socialist or crook
Can't be nominee
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Oh, Marty is a bit of both. In his own idiotic, small-time halfwit way.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 05, 2016 08:55 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:37 AM (ptqRm)
King me!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (wYnyS)
They have been first since 1972.
They have been caucusing for many years.
Yeah...facts. Don't they suck!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (iQIUe)
That too... and then there is the completely unhinged way she used their actual children together to attack him trying to destroy his life and actually destroying the children.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (pVkEV)
Heh. He used to play at a restaurant named Michael's once a week. Just the clarinetist in a jazz ensemble, not "featruring Woody Allen".
Wife and I saw him there once, it was part of the NYC experience.
What's more NYC is that sometimes when we were living on the Upper West Side you'd be on your way to the subway in the morning and he would be filming something on West End Avenue.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:52 AM (LXJ1e)
So you believe that whoever wins Iowa is 100% guaranteed to lose the nomination? Okay, run with that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:57 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: General Zod at February 05, 2016 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Panicked people fleeing Aleppo toward Turkey.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jpqnyda
Russia has laid on a big offensive to cut rebel supply lines.
In other news, a senior Iranian commander was killed in Syria. (Washington Post)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zugnphk
Posted by: Vilhelm Gregers at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (H9tF2)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:56 AM (pVkEV)
Yes, please!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (ptqRm)
Is it possible? I sympathize...I live in NJ.
The last lawsuit filed against NJ was by the owner of an ATM recharging company.
Think about that. He routinely carries stacks of $20s and $50s. On a regular schedule.
It was denied by NJ, and the case was tossed by the court.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 08:44 AM (mw8Dm)
I found it hard to laugh at Woody Allen movies BEFORE I knew he had sex with his adopted daughter!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:00 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:58 AM (LXJ1e)
And/or use 50 years out of 4 billion and claim accuracy.
Keep fucking that toupee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:00 AM (zLP1L)
This is about that Right to Rise, isn't it.
I am a traveler from the yeast...
No Rise, No Yeast! No Rise, No Yeast!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:01 AM (KUNWw)
To those critics, I say "what foreign policy?"
Posted by: SCOAMF, Award winning President at February 05, 2016 09:02 AM (TxJGV)
>> Polyester pantsuit thigh static
>> Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2016 08:08 AM
That just ain't right.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2016 09:02 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:01 AM (KUNWw)
Clueles b@stards.
BAKING SODA MATTERS!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 09:02 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:02 AM (iQIUe)
______________
Edgar Cayce predicted that China would one day (in the far off future, he said in the 1940's) become the cradle of Christianity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 09:02 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 09:03 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 09:03 AM (cXiMR)
...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:00 AM (zLP1L)
Why it's almost like Bernie's redistribution math!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:03 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:03 AM (iQIUe)
who came out a few years ago with horror stories about being "touched"
by Woody Allen when she was young? The Hollywood types admonished or
ignored her claims.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:51 AM (pVkEV)
Those charges were investigated at the time and it was patently obvious that the poor child (6 or 7 at the time) was coached by an extremely angry and unhinged Mia Farrow. She was brainwashed her entire life since then so I have no doubt that she believes it (and it has destroyed her life) but the investigation at the time concluded that no abuse occurred.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:04 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 08:48 AM (fWAjv)
Not sure if this was mentioned already, but there's also the story from the DM about Finland's "Soldiers of Odin" patroling streets.
http://tinyurl.com/jtt3pwc
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:04 AM (659DL)
Our local forum discussing the ramifications of the Court victory yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/z6zy6bp
There may be hope.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 09:04 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 08:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Trump's second place could be looked at as the first loser. That's something to be proud of, no?
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz but is waiting for SMOD at February 05, 2016 09:05 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:01 AM (KUNWw)
You're obviously not using Red Star Yeast, comrade!
http://tinyurl.com/j2zv357
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:06 AM (wYnyS)
A predictor or not.
so Far 5 out of 10 have went on to win the Presidency. In that mix of winners were 3 unopposed.
So far in the opposed category, 5 out 7 have went on to lose.
I report and you can decide.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:06 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:06 AM (xWW96)
Swinging by the courthouse on the way to work this morning...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 08:51 AM (u5gzz)
What state?
I am 14 days into the stated 45 day limit to get mine.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
It's a status symbol. See? They can afford to buy something like this, they can afford to be inconvenienced.
Conspicuous consumption doesn't necessarily mean luxury cars. It means being conspicuous, having bragging rights. They have bragging rights now. Up to the point that "the new status symbol" comes along.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (hLRSq)
It's not their fault the historical record is wrong. They are just trying to fix it.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:04 AM (659DL)
Did you see the pushback from the 'feminists' against SOO?
Pro refugee rape so they are not seen as being 'racist'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
Actually, since marriage is not covered by the Constitution, and arms are obviously covered, one would think that reciprocity for CCl would be even easier to justify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (TxJGV)
She played that character and became rich.
Now she no longer plays the character, but has kept the name and the money.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (bS6uW)
Actually,
since marriage is not covered by the Constitution, and arms are
obviously covered, one would think that reciprocity for CCl would be
even easier to justify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (Zu3d9)
When will you people stop trying to think logically and believing that written laws have any contextual meaning?
Posted by: SCCJ Dread Pirate Roberts at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:06 AM (xWW96)
Yes.
So...what else is there?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (cXiMR)
The question is very much in doubt. But don't say that lest you get blasted for being not of the body.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (zLP1L)
The fvcking cocksuckers have them on my NYS pistol permit (not carry...simple possession) from years ago). They also have them for my NJ card that I need to buy anything, including ammo.
But I will trade my fingerprints, gladly, for a carry permit. But that isn't going to happen in NJ absent some huge shift.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz but is waiting for SMOD at February 05, 2016 08:54 AM (hgBpU)
there is somebody down the street from me who has one parked in their front yard. They had very little yard to begin with. It looks tacky, I don't know why one of the neighbors doesn't call the city on them.
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (lIU4e)
I am 14 days into the stated 45 day limit to get mine.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Alabama. Here the process is entirely up to each sheriff. In my county the sheriff says permits will be issued or denied within 30 days. They actually took a little longer than that, probably because Obama sold so many Christmas guns this year.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 09:11 AM (u5gzz)
Remember, the police are there to protect YOU!
Posted by: SCCJ Dread Pirate Roberts at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (wYnyS)
the subject of a social media attack by the FOP. They tweeted her
name, address and phone number and invited cops everywhere to call her.
I guess that's happening.
.
.
.
.I know a Cop who routinely does over 100 MPH when he is driving anywhere. He is constantly getting pulled over and get's let go due to "professional courtesy". I told him one day that ain't going to work and his ass is going to be in jail for reckless driving.
Oh and he is an A$$hole and I have told that to his face.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (ZQfW9)
Jackbooted thugs.
That's the behavior that makes me not like or support the police.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 08:51 AM (pVkEV)
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Not that I'm aware of. But she did have an asian druggy daughter that she kicked out who married some drug addict and had 2 kids by. All were hiv positive. What I dont understand, is why the kids had it. I think HIV is preventable if treated before birth. Anyway, the daughter died.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (iQIUe)
A predictor or not.
so Far 5 out of 10 have went on to win the Presidency. In that mix of winners were 3 unopposed.
So far in the opposed category, 5 out 7 have went on to lose.
I report and you can decide.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:06 AM (WVsWD)
The sample is still not large enough to mean jack. If you (the royal you) want to deal in statistics and probability, that's one thing. But superstition and juju is quite something else.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:13 AM (zLP1L)
Thanks.
And no fingerprints in VA.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (fWAjv)
I saw them accidentally electrocute as stage hand in '84 at the Orpheum. Flash of blue light, whiff of ozone.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (KUNWw)
And/or use 50 years out of 4 billion and claim accuracy.
Keep fucking that toupee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:00 AM (zLP1L)
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I looked at and presented the entire data set.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (LXJ1e)
She played that character and became rich.
Now she no longer plays the character, but has kept the name and the money.
So she's like a wife?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:09 AM (MQEz6)
I suspect that what happened was that some really talented but not "showy" singers covered her work and she got wind of it, listened to the covers, and said, "Gee, I wish I could sing like . . . Hey!"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (q2o38)
Jackbooted thugs.
That's the behavior that makes me not like or support the police.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)
I ascribe to the Osmond Brothers' one-bad-apple theory. Every rotten one should be weeded out and rhetorically horsewhipped and we need policies that pre-weed out the problematic ones at the outset.
Still, I'd rather have the police there than not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:15 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (xWW96)
I thought about that too, MD. Getting a permit could just be marking me for early confiscation. But the government already has my fingerprints, and I decided that the risk of being targeted is outweighed by the reduced risk of spending multiple years in prison for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 09:15 AM (u5gzz)
The sample is still not large enough to mean jack. If you (the royal you) want to deal in statistics and probability, that's one thing. But superstition and juju is quite something else.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:13 AM (zLP1L)
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That's right, Iowa means jack.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:16 AM (LXJ1e)
http://tinyurl.com/hu32aad
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 05, 2016 09:16 AM (0O7c5)
I looked at and presented the entire data set.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (LXJ1e)
10 cycles?! Let me know how it plays out in 2116.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:17 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Article IV, Section 1 - Full Faith & Credit
If you marriage certificate and your dl are recognized in all 50 states, so should your government issued chl.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:17 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
It must be wonderful to be so utterly, deeply and madly in love.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:18 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
Crane fell in NYC also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 09:18 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:18 AM (xWW96)
I should clarify: Alabama doesn't require fingerprints for a cc permit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 09:18 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (LXJ1e)
No, you didn't. You looked at the data from 1972 to the current results.
That's too small a sample to be statistically relevant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:13 AM (zLP1L)
You lost me. I was just giving the results as they have happened. You can make your own decision on what they mean if anything.
I see no superstition or juju in what I posted. Unless you meant someone else?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (xWW96)
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Its not predictive of the winner in the GE but is indicative of who may win the nom. The nominee is almost always from the top 4.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)
http://goo.gl/1FXoCS
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
Crane fell in NYC also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2016 09:18 AM (mw8Dm)
My fault. Same one. Got it from a Boston news source so I assumed it was there.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 09:20 AM (UzPAd)
I can no Iowa Caucus results prior to 1972. Do you have a source?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:20 AM (WVsWD)
The refugees tried to flee but were quickly captured by the Russians. They then took them out to the street and gave them a beating they will remember. Police arrived to break up the fight but locals report that they threw a few punches at the refugees before arresting 33 of them. Eighteen refugees were in such bad condition they had to be take to the hospital.
I like it. I'll like it even better when they start stringing a few up from the nearest lamppost.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 09:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:12 AM (iQIUe)
I hadn't heard this so I just looked it up. WHO says 'In the absence of any interventions transmission rates range from 15-45pct. This rate can be reduced to levels below 5pct with effective interventions.' So kind of?
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 09:21 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:13 AM (zLP1L)
You lost me. I was just giving the results as they have happened. You can make your own decision on what they mean if anything.
I see no superstition or juju in what I posted. Unless you meant someone else?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (WVsWD)
Grating on Americans seems to think that a data set composed of just 10 events is a be-all end-all definitive lock on predicting the future with 100% accuracy. It's ridiculous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2016 09:22 AM (zLP1L)
She played that character and became rich.
Now she no longer plays the character, but has kept the name and the money.
So she's like a wife?
Hummer, no hummer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:22 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 09:22 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:14 AM (fWAjv)
I believe that it depends on the county in VA.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:23 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:00 AM (wYnyS)I generally find The Woodman's movies tedious, at best, but I heartily recommend Radio Days, simply because it's the kind of sweet, warm movie that Hollywood so rarely puts out any more.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 09:23 AM (X6fMO)
Oh, maybe that's what Mika was talking about re: Hills being "electrifying". Some serious manic death-rays coming out of her eyes in that pic!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 09:24 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:04 AM (NPofj)
__________________
That's not entirely accurate. The investigation determined that there was not enough evidence to bring charges (it was basically the kid's word against Allen's, since it was just the two of them in the attic), but there was evidence (from the babysitter and others) of Allen's inappropriate behavior towards the child, and even the judge in the custody case was disturbed by Allen's creepy behavior towards Dylan. Also, Allen lied about never having been in the attic (his DNA was found there).
I'm no fan of Mia Farrow, but Allen is a weird dude with an unnatural attraction to very young females.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 09:24 AM (df5V4)
Very much like my son.
Got him out of the bathtub 30 minutes ago and was saying something I couldn't understand. Got his talker device, he wanted a drink of water.
Autism is a communications disorder, not mental retardation.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
Since it is you who recommended it, I might give Radio Days a shot, but I think your use of the word "tedious" is most a gracious evaluation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:25 AM (wYnyS)
The problem with this kind of analysis is the Iowa caucus isn't so sort of random event. It has become a litmus test for evangelicals.
2008 - Huck
2012 - Santorum
2016 - Cruz
All three of them went all in on Iowa and focused largely on the evangelical vote which is becoming monolithic. Watch where Bob Vander Plaats and his army of evangelical political operatives go and unless something bizarre happens like the chosen candidate discovered with a live boy, they are going to win.
It's not so much stats as who will be the evangelical hero of Iowa. It really is a lot easier to predict lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
Good. About time they start Alinskying Obama and the Left.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Pro refugee rape so they are not seen as being 'racist'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
No, didn't see that.
You getting your permit in VA? One tip- Get it laminated.
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:27 AM (659DL)
Merle Haggard has pneumonia too. His is double, because he's just that much more awesome than Michael Moore. Merle Haggard was a Texas Playboy.
Looks like those Prevnar 13 injections are a little behind schedule? I'd have figured both those guys as being in a primary at-risk population.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 09:27 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 09:28 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
You forgot the rule that those rules only work against the Right!
Posted by: Zombie Saul Alinskii at February 05, 2016 09:28 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Tom Brady at February 05, 2016 09:29 AM (RdP/w)
I didn't have to shave every day until I turned 40. Now I've got to hang on until 80!
Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2016 09:29 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:30 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
exactly...
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 05, 2016 09:30 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at February 05, 2016 09:30 AM (RdP/w)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Not on this matter. The Left will love it. Next will be re-instituting the draft. We need to re-evaluate the role of women in the military, no play along with the Left's social engineering.
Posted by: WOPR at February 05, 2016 09:31 AM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)
It's...a bit more complicated, but it does interfere quite heavily there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
You getting your permit in VA? One tip- Get it laminated.
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:27 AM (659DL)
http://tinyurl.com/jrrbrmg
And yeah, in VA. Will do on getting it laminated.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:32 AM (WVsWD)
That's too small a sample to be statistically relevant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (Zu3d9)
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1972 is when the current system started. I took in all the data.
My contention is that Iowa is not a good predictor of success.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:32 AM (LXJ1e)
He runs a technical school with 4 professors and 200 students.
FAZ headline is "1001 Umnachtung", a play on 1001 Nights, except that while it has the same root word as night, Umnachtung means "mental derangement".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 09:34 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:34 AM (xWW96)
I would agree with statement from a statistical stand point.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:34 AM (WVsWD)
I'm no fan of Mia Farrow, but Allen is a weird dude with an unnatural attraction to very young females.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 09:24 AM (df5V4)
Just look at some of his movies, hell MOST of his movies. May-December relationships are probably the most common single theme in his movies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 09:35 AM (j4wsR)
Love his books. His mock-up of My Apology still makes me laugh out loud when I read it.
Loved Zelig, too.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 09:35 AM (qqwYn)
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I never said that, your being ridiculous.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:35 AM (LXJ1e)
I would agree with statement from a statistical stand point.
True. It did, however, give a real-time indication as to who is a thin-skinned whiny bitch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (1xUj/)
as follows:
Monday = ONE'SDAY The first day of the week, natch.
Tuesday = TWO'SDAY Hmmm. not much of a change
Wednesday = THREE'SDAY Would have used hump day but we SJW don't believe in sex.
Thursday = FOUR'SDAY Why celebrate a Marvel comicbook hero?
Friday = FIVE'SDAY I got nuttin here.
Saturday = SIX'DAY notice I cleverly left out the 'S'
Sunday = SEVEN'SDAY Seven is heaven and you don't have to work. Unless you work at Seven/Eleven."
You should take up Portuguese, because their weekdays are numbered, and not named. Seriously: Monday is second-day, Tuesday is third-day, and so on. Sat. and Sun. keep their traditional names, but that's all.
Posted by: Annalucia at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (a5bF3)
2008 - Huck
2012 - Santorum
2016 - Cruz
All three of them went all in on Iowa and focused largely on the evangelical vote which is becoming monolithic. Watch where Bob Vander Plaats and his army of evangelical political operatives go and unless something bizarre happens like the chosen candidate discovered with a live boy, they are going to win.
It's not so much stats as who will be the evangelical hero of Iowa. It really is a lot easier to predict lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
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That I can agree with.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (qqwYn)
Accuracy and all that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: The Cure at February 05, 2016 09:37 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 05, 2016 09:38 AM (67aEn)
At best it would be Reagan/Bush again.
At worst it would be Bush/Bush-lite.
If Cruz does that, I will mark him as gope and vote "pepperoni pizza".
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (MQEz6)
Also don't believe in learning. Hump day = over the "hump" (mid-week), of the middle of the week.
Nothing to do with humping your skanky, skeevy asses.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (KUNWw)
Good point. I see the whole tiny house movement as a symptom of our current state of cultural doom. Reject most forms of responsibility and the productive maturation process into adulthood for, "Gee, let's be 12 and live in a tree house forever."
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz but is waiting for SMOD at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 09:40 AM (TxJGV)
We're almost at 500, I see. Going for 1000 again today? This ship ain't built to hold that many!
Posted by: mindful webworker - self-identifying at February 05, 2016 09:40 AM (6oPFc)
And yeah, in VA. Will do on getting it laminated.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Wow......
Yeah, definitely get it laminated. It's just printed on paper so it would get destroyed pretty easily without it. I used the laminator in my office. hehe.
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:40 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)
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That I can agree with too. But that doesn't tell us much.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (LXJ1e)
She played that character and became rich.
Now she no longer plays the character, but has kept the name and the money.
The sad thing is, she's actually that good, but she needed the character to get people to even see what she could do. That's a hell of an indictment of the industry.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
So did Bush (W) get this evangelical support? Because you could as easily say that when we nominate someone who doesn't, we lose. (not that I think Huckabee or santorum would have won, just that maybe both sides of the party have to be united to win the general). It is equally stupid to say winning iowa is bad for a candidate. You just want one who will win in other states as well. We haven't seen evidence yet that Cruz can't do that, but damn people are really going after him to try to make sure he can't now.
TrivialPursuer, thanks for clarifying the Dylan investigation. I get a little concerned when people treat 'not enough evidence' as 'proof something didn't happen' in these types of abuse cases. They are hard to prosecute because you have small children, who don't always make great witnesses, against grown adults in a he said/she said situation. These children are vulnerable, which is precisely why they are often preyed upon and why they have to be protected by adults in their lives.
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (lIU4e)
As to Trump's generic assholedness.....with cosmic certitude. Yes.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (fC+Kl)
determined that there was not enough evidence to bring charges (it was
basically the kid's word against Allen's, since it was just the two of
them in the attic), but there was evidence (from the babysitter and
others) of Allen's inappropriate behavior towards the child, and even
the judge in the custody case was disturbed by Allen's creepy behavior
towards Dylan. Also, Allen lied about never having been in the attic
(his DNA was found there).
I'm no fan of Mia Farrow, but Allen is a weird dude with an unnatural attraction to very young females.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 09:24 AM (df5V4)
Except both babysitters admitted later that they were pressured to say Allen was alone with his daughter when there was no evidence that he was. The little girl's story at the time kept changing and the psychiatrist hired by the state to interview her found her story(s) not credible and also found that she felt intensely and inappropriately responsible for her mother's well being. For instance, she apparently brought up in several ways that her father was a bad man for ruining her mother's film career.
Allen may be weird but there is no evidence he is a child molester.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:42 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Rebecca Black at February 05, 2016 09:42 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:42 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (sOhww)
I like Trump just fine and don't mind you.
I think it's because I'm also an asshole.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (ubByS)
At best it would be Reagan/Bush again.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (MQEz6)
Yes, because Reagan was such a shitty two term president.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (UnJ7w)
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In many ways, this is the story of Obama
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 05, 2016 09:20 AM
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They don't want to look.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (LXJ1e)
That tears it! We're putting in a complaint with the Department of Labor!
Posted by: AoSHQ server hamsters at February 05, 2016 09:44 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:44 AM (KUNWw)
We should start a fraternity. The Fraternal Order Of The Rectum.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 09:44 AM (xWW96)
483 Watch out for Cruz picking Rubio as his VP.
At best it would be Reagan/Bush again.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (MQEz6)
Yes, because Reagan was such a shitty two term president.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (UnJ7w)
I said at bsst.
Reagan was okay. He failed to defeat the Left, but I was happy with him in general.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (MQEz6)
At best it would be Reagan/Bush again.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (MQEz6)
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I disagree, Cruz and Rubio are pretty much the same person.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 09:08 AM (hLRSq)
Good point. I see the whole tiny house movement as a symptom of our current state of cultural doom. Reject most forms of responsibility and the productive maturation process into adulthood for, "Gee, let's be 12 and live in a tree house forever."
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz but is waiting for SMOD at February 05, 2016 09:39 AM (hgBpU)
Yeah, but it's artificial. The Tiny House thing has been pushed for at least 10 years now, with breathless newspaper/magazine articles extolling the virtues of living in a milk crate. After awhile, clueless hipster douchebags start thinking that if they keep reading about it in Esquire it MUST be cool.
There's a definite agenda there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: mindful webworker
*begins bailing others' comments*
I'm not dying for Woody Allen comments!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 09:46 AM (/ciMI)
You should take up Portuguese, because their
weekdays are numbered, and not named. Seriously: Monday is second-day,
Tuesday is third-day, and so on. Sat. and Sun. keep their traditional
names, but that's all.
Posted by: Annalucia at February 05, 2016 09:36 AM (a5bF3)
I dunno. I like having the days of the week named after Norse gods.
Classier is its own way than naming them after Grecco-Roman gods, really.
You gotta watch out for this sort of thing by the way or we'd wind up being on the 15th of Pluvois, in L'an 224
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 09:46 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Other than being part or all or Cuban descent, they really aren't anything alike.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:47 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:43 AM (LXJ1e)
Spare me your pomposity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (LXJ1e)
That's some weapons grade nonsense right there.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:47 AM (Dj0WE)
Nice thing about the Texas CHL? It's issued by the Department of Public Safety - State Police/DL people. It's just like your dl. Comes laminated, same size/shape as your dl.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: mindful webworker
*begins bailing others' comments*
I'm not dying for Woody Allen comments!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
This is one of those 'either/oar' problems, isn't it?
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (NPofj)
He is a fine man and a great movie maker.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mainah at February 05, 2016 09:40 AM (659DL)
Plan on doing the same
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (AEEhl)
Don't worry-MAGA-Iowa was indicative of absolutely nothing, Trump will
score a uuuuuuge win in NH , go on for a slam dunk in SC and then it's
all wine and roses-on our way to prosperity and, peace as he rights
every wrong Obama and his cronies have done, because at heart he's
really a strict constitutionalist who leans towards conservatism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ
April Fools?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (1xUj/)
I see that my theory of "Friday is always better at the HQ" got thrown by a trebuchet.
I should just crawl back under the covers. And I think I will.
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 09:50 AM (2tQk+)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:47 AM (Dj0WE)
I think that is Ken. Remember him?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ
I know you're joking, Fenelon, but I do so wish it were true.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
504 So e-man RR was just okay ? Tough crowd.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (AEEhl)
Damn right.
I remember Reagan and those days.
When I look around and see what is here now, I mark Reagan as okay.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 09:41 AM (NPofj)
He is a fine man and a great movie maker.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 05, 2016 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
Well there's SOME evidence... probably not enough to convict, but Hollyweird has always had its pedo element. Including of course, fake Roman here.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (Dj0WE)
I figure that I didn't need the sarc tag. ;^)
Forgive me; I'm a little irritable this morning.
I do think he'll win NH, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (w4NZ8)
Yes he did and he also won Iowa.
I'm not sure why this year people are arguing so much about the relative importance of Iowa. It's been an unusual place for years not just because of the caucus process but because of it's distinct voter makeup and it's status of going first.
Some candidates go all in because they believe they can match up well with the evangelical wing which is key to winning the caucus. Others focus on NH or even SC because they feel they have a better fit for those states. Christie barely even went to Iowa this year but he has been living in NH. Same with Kasich. This wasn't an accident, it was a calculated political choice.
There are always a couple tickets out of Iowa, a couple out of NH and even fewer out of SC. If you don't win one of those it is very difficult to go forward. Not only don't you have momentum, you have trouble raising money and without money you are toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (/tuJf)
I'm not dying for Woody Allen comments!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
This is one of those 'either/oar' problems, isn't it?
Posted by: Blue Hen
We're all in the same boat here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (LXJ1e)
You SAY that over and over and over and get really boring. Do you have proof?
Naked assertion is not convincing.
Except when you are a woman who just crawled naked into my bed. That sort of assertion is quite convincing.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ugh, what a self-absorbed jackass!
Posted by: Barbie at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (/ciMI)
FS, do I detect a trace of cynicism there?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:53 AM (wYnyS)
Take the Money and Run
Zelig
Allen's "early, funny ones*" are worth watching.
*extra points if you get the reference.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:53 AM (LLsKs)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:47 AM (Dj0WE)
I think that is Ken. Remember him?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2016 09:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Not really, but that's the thing. We get these "new" nics around here all the time, they blast the place for a while, then disappear. I can't really say I care which one is which. They are pixels on a page, and distinctly unlike the regulars here, I have no need/interest in treating them as human beings.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:53 AM (Dj0WE)
http://tinyurl.com/h65sytv
Gonna get that printed and hang it next to my velvet Elvis.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 09:53 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:45 AM (LXJ1e)
-------
That's some weapons grade nonsense right there.
Posted by: BurtTC
-------------------
C'mon, Burt -
Didn't your Mom teach you not to argue religion at the breakfast table?
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (2tQk+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
Let's not get into a row now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (wYnyS)
I'm not dying for Woody Allen comments!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
This is one of those 'either/oar' problems, isn't it?
Posted by: Blue Hen
We're all in the same boat here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist
Not if I smack you with the oar.
Unless......Woody Allen comments...wood floats...we're saved!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (AEEhl)
_________________
A lot of people in the case changed their stories, including Allen himself (who changed his story about never having been in the attic).
Look, I don't know what happened (if anything) anymore than you do. I didn't say he was a child molester, because I don't know. I do know that he was having an inappropriate sexual relationship with Farrow's other daughter (Previn) because he admitted to that. He's a creep, and Farrow is no prize either. I don't like either one of them. But I'm not willing to call Dylan a liar or say she's delusional or brainwashed, because based on what other people observed of their relationship at the time, there was clearly something not right.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (LLsKs)
Pshaw! You can go straight to Florida and hold the line there.
Steiner, Steiner will...
Posted by: Rudi Giuliani at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (1xUj/)
That's some weapons grade nonsense right there."
Authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ugh, what a self-absorbed jackass!
Posted by: Barbie at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (/ciMI)
It's this type of thin, broad humor that keeps me coming back to this place.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (rX+yI)
===
Yup.
RR was the exact right man for his time. These days are different.
It really is time to let him go. The Left hasn't come up with anything new since 1890, but the conservatives haven't since 1980 either.
We he here with us now, he'd very likely back an entirely different set of priorities.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
Let's not get into a row now!
Posted by: Hrothgar
Start anything and I'll keel you!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:48 AM (w4NZ
------------------
So my entire point is that Iowa really means nothing (i.e. not a good indicator of success).
Everyone agrees, yet I'm an asshole for pointing it out.
And I didn't even mention Trump once.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (NOIQH)
Even her vibrator. Built to burn Diesel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (KUNWw)
relationships are probably the most common single theme in his movies.
Not to mention several movies where he's best buds with a girl ~ 13 years old.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 09:57 AM (NOIQH)
I'm concerned this blog may tip over
Posted by: Hank Johnson (D) at February 05, 2016 09:57 AM (1BQGO)
No one. But that's not the group they're shooting for.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 09:57 AM (LLsKs)
It's usually better on the art thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
----------------
Thanks.
I'll give it a shot, maybe.
I know I you a response - promise it'll come sometime after I peel my other eye open.
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 09:57 AM (2tQk+)
It's this type of thin, broad humor that keeps me coming back to this place.
Posted by: BurtTC
You're a doll.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 09:58 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: BurtTC
-------------------
C'mon, Burt -
Didn't your Mom teach you not to argue religion at the breakfast table?
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 09:54 AM (2tQk+)
My mom had a big Bible, and she would hit me with it if I got the 5th and 6th Commandments mixed up. I don't think I ever finished a bowl of Kaboom in those years...
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:58 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (wYnyS)
What you detect is more irritation at having to spend a large amount of money on an unexpected home repair. Sigh
However, I believe the Bible which says "Put not your trust in Princes" (or Real Estate Barons or princes) Cruz is the candidate I prefer and I don't think he's much like Rubio, but there's something about some Trump supporters that does remind me of the adulation for Obama. That doesn't mean Trump doesn't have some positive qualities or that aren't plenty of fine people who support him, but we're already done the secular messiah bit in 2008. It didn't work them and won't work now. I'm from the NJ; I've been hearing Trump bloviate for decades. I'm not overly impressed. Would I vote for him over Sanders and Hillary, Of course,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 09:55 AM (3ZtZW)
Constitutionalism and the ideas of the Founding aren't an 80's fad. They are timeless. I'll vote for anyone that supports them.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Baldy at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (1SCTq)
Methinks the 'Trump is, or is not, an asshole' discussion just became calculus-like.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (fC+Kl)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (LLsKs)
Cruz's firm doesn't suffer non-producers. But Marco still thinks we owe him another raise for providing... um... genderfluid shoe fashion?
Posted by: 0302 at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (wx6iv)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (qqwYn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (wYnyS)
mumble mumble mumble . . . poop . . . mumble mumble.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (q2o38)
Tallulah Bankhead and William Bendix:
[ ] available for comment
[x] unavailable for comment
Throw in Walter Slezak, and you've got a meta4 going.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
Try that and I'll deck you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (wYnyS)
Wow , such anchor between you guys.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (AEEhl)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (LLsKs)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (/ciMI)
Dammit Florida! Get your shit together!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (fWAjv)
to convict, but Hollyweird has always had its pedo element. Including
of course, fake Roman here.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 09:51 AM (Dj0WE)
Sigh... even people we don't like are entitled to due process and the presumption that they are innocent until proven guilty. I don't have to like Woody Allen, you don't have to like Woody Allen. We may both find him creepy and selfish BUT charges against him were thoroughly investigated and the official report found that he never abused his daughter.
As is true or rape on college campuses, child abuse is not so heinous a crime that even innocence is not a defense.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (LXJ1e)
In fairness, you do have his campaign slogan as your nic.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (UnJ7w)
The baby boomers were entering the work force in massive numbers. Remember job creation at a rate of ONE MILLION PER MONTH? Actual Americans getting jobs, not foreigners on some special globalist scheme to hold Americans wages at a standstill.
Whoever has the best scheme to put actual Americans back to work and off the dole has my vote.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (fbovC)
10 Thing You Didn't Know About...
Hosted by none other than - Henry Rollins.
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 10:02 AM (2tQk+)
Take your time. :^) I know you had a late evening too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 10:02 AM (w4NZ8)
That leaves Amy Schumer out.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 09:59 AM (KUNWw)
Sandra Bernhard or Maria Bamford then.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 10:02 AM (q2o38)
Gives legitimacy to the thought that Trump was doing/saying things to dis-arm the media down the road.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (X6fMO)
Except when you are a woman who just crawled naked into my bed. That sort of assertion is quite convincing.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 09:52 AM (q2o3
Take me now, Kindy! You lusty beast!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 07:07 AM (NOIQH)
Even her vibrator. Built to burn Diesel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2016 09:56 AM (Z8fuk)
It's more green that way.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (AEEhl)
Stop trying to steer the conversation away from the point!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (wYnyS)
--
I'm not surprised by this. Trump has his own Sun Tzu strategy in mind, and I'm guessing it's how he thinks he wins...be it business or now, politics. The Art of the Deal, aka The Art of Blowing the Other Guy Out of the Airlock.
Plus, I'm sure he'd love to have Cruz's huge support network hitched to his wagon if he gets the nomination.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (pVkEV)
Riiiiiiiight. Athletic side.
Remember, we have his prowess and strength on video.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (LLsKs)
>> In our Universe, they're known as Klingons.
In our Universe, they're known as Bitter Clingers.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (ml1PM)
Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (q7RRK)
===
Clearly you didn't understand a word.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 10:06 AM (3ZtZW)
As is true or rape on college campuses, child abuse is not so heinous a crime that even innocence is not a defense.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (NPofj)
I think it would be more accurate to say there was no evidence OTHER than the testimony of the girl's mother. Which is not to say there was an "official report" that he never abused his daughter.
Any "official report" that would make such a claim would be false, on its face.
He might NOT have sexed up his daughter. That's as far as I'm willing to take it. You can believe what you want, but your belief is no more credible than mine.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 10:06 AM (Dj0WE)
573 Wow , such anchor between you guys.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (AEEhl)
Stop trying to steer the conversation away from the point!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (wYnyS)
Some people need a stern talking to.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (q7RRK)
Thanks, I definitely need them. Hope your mood improves!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (kpqmD)
When seen through Trump-colored glasses.
•
FenelonSpoke: Forgive me; I'm a little irritable this morning.
UH-oh!
*Horde begins diving for cover*
Posted by: mindful webworker - dodge that typo at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (6oPFc)
Tzu strategy in mind, and I'm guessing it's how he thinks he wins...be
it business or now, politics. The Art of the Deal, aka The Art of
Blowing the Other Guy Out of the Airlock.
Plus, I'm sure he'd love to have Cruz's huge support network hitched to his wagon if he gets the nomination.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (pVkEV)
This part of Cruz's support network would now not touch Trump with a 10 foot pole specifically because of the way he has acted toward Cruz.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (NPofj)
I didn't you the a word. I don't call anybody that. The most I do is say "ass" as in donkey or jackass and I didn't even do that.
But yes, your nick does make you seem like an ongoing campaign spam and i actually think youre more interesting than that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (AEEhl)
There's a few surprises ... (I thought)
http://tinyurl.com/h5wyopd
Hint... #1 is not Mexico
Posted by: McCool at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (nCSwS)
>> Posted by: Hrothgar
Please! Could we all just meet around the holystone, and smooth out our differences?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 10:08 AM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (0cMkb)
Oooh, just in time for the ice-bucket challenge.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2016 10:08 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 05, 2016 10:05 AM (LLsKs)
I haven't heard that joke before...
Admit it. You're not the real Amy Schumer.
Fake! Faker!!!!
*points and screams like Donald Sutherland at the end of Body Snatchers*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2016 10:08 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: eman
They're clearly rigging their comments to force some bad puns.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 10:08 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (q7RRK)
Tzu strategy in mind, and I'm guessing it's how he thinks he wins...be
it business or now, politics. The Art of the Deal, aka The Art of
Blowing the Other Guy Out of the Airlock.
Plus, I'm sure he'd love to have Cruz's huge support network hitched to his wagon if he gets the nomination.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 10:04 AM (pVkEV)
This part of Cruz's support network would now not touch Trump with a 10 foot pole specifically because of the way he has acted toward Cruz.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (NPofj)
So, you would not vote for Trump/Cruz?
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (MQEz6)
...who thought Porn was invented in 1968.Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 10:00 AM (qqwYn)Sexual intercourse beganIn nineteen sixty-three(which was rather late for me)Between the end of the Chatterly banAnd the Beatles' first LP.- Philip Larkin, Annus Mirabilis
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:01 AM (AEEhl)
Stop trying to steer the conversation away from the point!
Posted by: Hrothgar
Take a different tack!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (KUNWw)
--
I'm with ya there. I'm a Cruz supporter, and the cotton candy-haired one has really ticked me off. He is/is going to permanently alienate a large portion of the people he's going to need to win the general, should he get that far.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 10:10 AM (2tQk+)
590 Some people need a stern talking to.
Posted by: eman
They're clearly rigging their comments to force some bad puns.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 10:08 AM (/ciMI)
I won't bow to them.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:10 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 10:10 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:11 AM (q7RRK)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 10:11 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 10:11 AM (xq1UY)
Also recounted a story from a Muslim he met at the MD mosque who bravely showed his children to not be ashamed of praying in public the day after the San Bernardino shootings. Yes, scoring bravery points off of a major terrorist attack.
I suppose Obama's never bothered to talk to the Little Sisters of the Poor to hear what religious freedom and courage in the face of persecution looks like from their perspective.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 10:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 05, 2016 10:12 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dodge that typo at February 05, 2016 10:12 AM (6oPFc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 05, 2016 10:12 AM (LLsKs)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 10:13 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: HH at February 05, 2016 10:13 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 08:12 AM (iONHu)
I have a diabetic kitteh. Needles cost ten cents.
Ten. Cents.
Posted by: cicero kid at February 05, 2016 10:13 AM (pG8pk)
585 On a pure strategic level, Rubio would be the better VP choice for Trump. IMHO.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (AEEhl)
The opposite is true.
Reagan/Bush led Bush, to Clinton, to W, to TFG.
Never mix a Conservative with a RINO. It just leads to failure and ruin later.
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:14 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2016 10:03 AM (X6fMO)
There is a slight risk... it is slight, because morals are morals, but cultural standards being a bit loose, the risk is that we judge someone like Chaplain by today's standards.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 05, 2016 10:14 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 10:14 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: wilow at February 05, 2016 10:15 AM (q7RRK)
You can try it, but they probably won't catch your drift.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 05, 2016 10:15 AM (u5gzz)
*Horde begins diving for cover*
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I know, right?
We got a warning today, so you know it's going to get ugly...
I wonder who it will be today?
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 10:15 AM (2tQk+)
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2016 10:15 AM (q7RRK)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (MQEz6)
I don't see that happening and I DON'T want Trump anywhere near the presidency at this point.
Even if I didn't think Trump was a progressive and this cycle's Ron Paul/Obama type candidate, I don't see how he could choose Cruz as all the Dem's would have to do is run ads 24/7 of him spouting crazy birther nonsense.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:16 AM (NPofj)
As a veteran of numerous small boats, I appreciate that the ones left astern can ketch up.
Posted by: John "L." Kerry at February 05, 2016 10:17 AM (ml1PM)
I asked GoatsLive if he ever worries about anyone attacking his goats. He said no. Besides the 9 cameras he has set up around the pen, he's always packing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 10:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 10:09 AM (MQEz6)
Also, you don't get to call someone a liar/cheater/thief and then say its all "strategy".
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 10:20 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2016 07:51 AM (8hLyo)
Ditto. I was gobsmacked by that, as well. It was like finding out Jackson Pollock could actually paint.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 05, 2016 10:20 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 10:21 AM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 10:22 AM (ml1PM)
Give them what they want. Under one condition.
No take backs/give backs.
Posted by: rickb223
I wouldn't be able to fit one big screen TV in there, let alone the other five.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 05, 2016 10:23 AM (kfcYC)
The refugees tried to flee but were quickly captured by the Russians. They then took them out to the street and gave them a beating they will remember. Police arrived to break up the fight but locals report that they threw a few punches at the refugees before arresting 33 of them. Eighteen refugees were in such bad condition they had to be take to the hospital.
I like it. I'll like it even better when they start stringing a few up from the nearest lamppost.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I'm not particular about which lamppost is used. Or tree. I'm pretty easygoing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 05, 2016 10:26 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 10:31 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (AEEhl)
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It's toss up as to whether he would pick someone associated with DC or even someone that ever help public office.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 10:36 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 08:03 AM (NOIQH)
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A micro house looks full sized to a micro politician. Imagine his anger when sitting in an ordinary chair and having his feet dangle a foot above the floor. Just saying.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2016 10:40 AM (/f6Nd)
But yes, your nick does make you seem like an ongoing campaign spam and i actually think youre more interesting than that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 10:07 AM (w4NZ
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I know you didn't say that, nobody did, but I got that vibe.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 05, 2016 10:41 AM (LXJ1e)
politician. Imagine his anger when sitting in an ordinary chair and
having his feet dangle a foot above the floor. Just saying.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2016 10:40 AM (/f6Nd)
Life is indeed hard for micro people.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 11:35 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 08:40 AM (1xUj/)
I noticed the same thing. A few of my friends began going bald in their late teens.
I'm 55, have thick hair and finally grew a short, neatly trimmed goatee last year. I still couldn't grow sideburns to save my life.
The odd thing is that while my hair is mostly black with a hint of silver, my goatee is mostly silver with some black and red.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 05, 2016 12:48 PM (dPpmC)
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