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Overnight Open Thread (12-24-2015) – Christmas Eve Edition
A little mood music....
The Real Grinch was a Commie Bastard
In 1969, Castro would in fact ban Christmas. He allowed its public observance again in 1998.
Sadly The Jabal Brothers Didn't Actually Get Shot
"So maybe I'm going to keep my drones the way I keep my firearms - unregistered."
Clueless Republicans: Yes We Must Bomb the Fictional Country of Agrabah
Clueless Democrats: Of Course We'll Take In Refugees From the Fictional Country Of Agrabah
Look I'll be honest: I'm always in favor of bombing some foreigners somewhere just on general principles. I don't think that makes me a bad person.
Poll Shows That Most Americans Still Don't Think Die Hard is a Christmas Movie
Welcoming Our New Robot Reindeer Overlords
Madonna Suing Her Teenage Son to Force Him to Come Stay With Her During the Holidays
Madonna's teenage son Rocco is sick of touring with his pop-star mom, so he's refusing to spend the holiday break with Madge at her Manhattan townhouse.When Rocco, 15, disobeyed his mom's demand to board a plane from London - where he's staying with his filmmaker dad, Guy Ritchie? ?- Madonna ran to court Wednesday to force the teen's return to New York.
Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Deborah Kaplan ordered Rocco to come home, but Ritchie's attorney David Typermass made it clear that he would not voluntarily return to the U.S.
"This is a 15 1/2-year-old strapping young kid, so we'll see," a source close to the case told The Post.
The source said Rocco had been traveling with Madonna across the world for her Rebel Heart tour for the last two months.
"The boy said he didn't want to stay with her," the source said. "He's not getting along with his mom, which is not a surprise for a child that age."
The "Like a Virgin" singer announced in August that Rocco would be touring with her.
The Force Is Now Available in a Jar
No midi-chlorians required. As long as you've got the $16.
I won't even comment on that one picture. You'll know it when you see it.
Yahoo group. That is all.
Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children.
And my lo-fi Twitter spew.
Tonight's post brought to you by Christmases past:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Happy-fun ball is very, very happy at the moment IYKWIMAITYD so you can taunt him and probably get away with it. Merry Christmas all.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at December 24, 2015 09:02 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Burl Ives at December 24, 2015 09:03 PM (QMVdH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 24, 2015 09:06 PM (erRNA)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 09:06 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 24, 2015 09:07 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2015 09:08 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 24, 2015 09:08 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: scorecard at December 24, 2015 09:10 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 09:11 PM (KG0mU)
At least we didn't get the YOKO.ONO.CHRISTMAS.ALBUM ... ducks and runs away.
Posted by: Mephitis at December 24, 2015 09:12 PM (GLwVs)
You will wake up tomorrow. And be nice to the nice (sic) and others. Be a man. (Act like a man if you are a woman. Also if you are a woman then your moniker is sorta hot.) A man does the best he can until God says time to come to heaven. No tears in heaven.
Posted by: scorecard at December 24, 2015 09:17 PM (PGh+Q)
Whew, That has to be the collection of the worst christmas songs I've ever heard. Maybe great, but not to my taste.
At least we didn't get the YOKO.ONO.CHRISTMAS.ALBUM ... ducks and runs away.
Posted by: Mephitis at December 24, 2015 09:12 PM
Here you go! Yoko and The Beatles... xmas 1969 record. Dig it and have a freaky, Yoko Christmas, everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDIHgjrbN3E
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2015 09:17 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 24, 2015 09:18 PM (YtbIl)
Posted by: Rocco at December 24, 2015 09:19 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: scrood at December 24, 2015 09:19 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: scorecard at December 24, 2015 09:19 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 24, 2015 09:20 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Barack the Grinch at December 24, 2015 09:22 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Karl Sternovich at December 24, 2015 09:23 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: MacGyver's Tool Box at December 24, 2015 09:23 PM (LHYvh)
Posted by: Haven Monohan at December 24, 2015 09:25 PM (NO4j+)
Got my husband a Henry Golden Boy .45 rifle, and he still has no clue. This is gonna be a fine Christmas! Then Ohio for a week to spend with family, which makes it a fine Christmas for me.
I hope you all are blessed with love and family this Christmas, and if your family sucks, I hope you have fabulous friends.
Posted by: April at December 24, 2015 09:25 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 24, 2015 09:26 PM (5zyvn)
Wow. That's special, even by Hollyweird standards.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 24, 2015 09:27 PM (PeoNT)
That's that holiday where they stone hungry people for eating a cracker at the wrong time of day. Sorta like what Saul wanted to do to his son Jonathan for eating a honeycomb. Reminds me of Obamacare. Stupid decisions by incompetent tyrants.
Posted by: scorecard at December 24, 2015 09:27 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2015 09:28 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: scorecard at December 24, 2015 09:29 PM (PGh+Q)
And with that amusing coincidence of Noddy Holder, a Merry (or if British, Happy) Christmas to all of you.
Posted by: Markham Shaw Pyle at December 24, 2015 09:31 PM (WlkUc)
The guy likes to bomb stuff and it will be just fine with the unwashed out here when he lays waste to Iran.
But let's hold off the bombing till Presidents Day or some other more appropriate holiday.
Hey, let's just create a holiday when Trump bombs Iran.
There...that's done.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 24, 2015 09:31 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2015 09:31 PM (k0xxN)
Dinner went well. I only forgot maybe four things that should have been on the table. Like silverware. Oh yeah, and the glasses. And the rolls completely escaped my attention. Oh well, we can eat them tomorrow. The only other blip occurred during the prayer before the meal when grandchild #2 blew bubbles in his milk, rather loudly, while his mother was giving thanks to God for our Savior.
Other than that, it was a good night. More to come in the days ahead, but for now - Merry Christmas! Joy to the world, the Lord has come!
Posted by: grammie winger, Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 24, 2015 09:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:33 PM (P0hXG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2015 09:36 PM (KCxzN)
http://www.noradsanta.org
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:38 PM (P0hXG)
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Uh the President gets sworn in in January, so if he waits until the following Christmas to bomb Iran or Raqqa or whatnot, I am going to be greatly disappointed.
I was thinking Groundhog Day might be more thematic.
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2015 09:39 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 24, 2015 09:39 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 24, 2015 09:39 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:40 PM (P0hXG)
NORAD Santa Tracker says he's in Bolivia now.
http://www.noradsanta.orgPosted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:38 PM (P0hXG) He's picking up Charlie Sheen's present.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2015 09:42 PM (sOfzO)
Also reminds me of Christmases spent in Germany... I'm like Pavlov's dog when I hear it, every time.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 09:42 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Fritz at December 24, 2015 09:43 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 24, 2015 09:44 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 24, 2015 09:44 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 09:44 PM (YJmuy)
----
A Diane Arbus Christmas.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 24, 2015 09:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 09:46 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 09:46 PM (Dj0WE)
Merry Christmas and thanks for the daily entertainment, y'all are appreciated by more than you know!
Posted by: FCF at December 24, 2015 09:46 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:47 PM (P0hXG)
Posted by: Rochelle Ciccone at December 24, 2015 09:47 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 24, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
Merry Christmas, Morons!t
And Chasm, hang in there.
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 24, 2015 09:50 PM (J0jXd)
Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Deborah Kaplan ordered Rocco to come home, but Ritchie's attorney David Typermass made it clear that he would not voluntarily return to the U.S.
Young man, come on home. Spend some time with mom.
Then get a lawyer, march on down the courthouse and petition for emancipation. After that, you can tell mom to go blow it out her vajayjay or other suitable orifice.
Posted by: I R A Aggie at December 24, 2015 09:50 PM (wPVDQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 09:50 PM (voOPb)
Voting tallies from 2008 and 2012 show that most Americans' judgement is seriously flawed.
Posted by: Bete not feeling the spirit of the season at December 24, 2015 09:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2015 09:51 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 24, 2015 09:51 PM (WVsWD)
Hey, Chasm, not only would the Horde miss you if that actually happened, but so would kitteh-dom.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 24, 2015 09:52 PM (noWW6)
Mr Garrison's Christmas Song;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mPAZkJvd4
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 09:53 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 09:53 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 09:55 PM (BHl9S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vvNxhlP1jA
Of course if that happened today Jim Lovell and Frank Borman would have been fired from NASA
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 09:55 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2015 09:55 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 09:56 PM (dvuhZ)
The worst fights I have with my kids is who is going to clean the litter and when
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 09:56 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 09:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 09:56 PM (P0hXG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 09:56 PM (dvuhZ)
Nope, only the type or ordinance and tonnage
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 09:57 PM (DUoqb)
It's a Wonderful Life: The Lost Ending
http://bit.ly/1kj99l2
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 24, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
God bless us, everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 09:58 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: kbdabear
Back then it was all white men wearing white shirts with white slide rules and smoking white cigarettes and blowing white smoke.
Posted by: BlackLives Mutter at December 24, 2015 09:58 PM (FkBIv)
Merry Christmas! And thank you to Ace, Maet, all the cobs and posters for a place to learn, laugh, and vent.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 24, 2015 09:59 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 24, 2015 10:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 09:55 PM (BHl9S)
Oh! Why, I believe you are correct. I had to look extra at the dude in the middle, because in the end, he's the only questionable of the three.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:00 PM (Dj0WE)
The family of 11 was stopped from boarding their flight to Los Angeles at London's Gatwick airport on Tuesday of last week by immigration officials.
Mohammad Tariq Mahmood, who was travelling with his brother and nine of their children, said the officials gave no reason for blocking their travel plans, but claimed he believed it was because American officials "think every Muslim poses a threat".
But CBS News quoted officials at the the U.S. Department of Homeland Security as explaining that the family was barred from travelling to the United States due to one of the brothers in the group having been denied entry to Israel and links on his teenage son's Facebook account to terrorist websites.
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:00 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 10:01 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:01 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:02 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at December 24, 2015 10:02 PM (lE8nC)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 24, 2015 10:02 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:03 PM (Dj0WE)
That's what I'm calling him now, Jeborah.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 24, 2015 10:02 PM (WVsWD)
RAAAAAYCISSSSS!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:04 PM (Dj0WE)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/680098445357629442
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/680098577184612353
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/680098725310631936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/680098850355412992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/680098959818383360
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 10:05 PM (GrXXa)
Take a guess? Thugs fighting security guard kills one.
http://tinyurl.com/zkpfj6u
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:05 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2015 10:06 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:06 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 10:06 PM (GrXXa)
No midi-chlorians required. As long as you've got the $16."
The Force, Axe Body Spray, to-may-to, to-mot-to.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 24, 2015 10:07 PM (+rwOv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:07 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 24, 2015 10:07 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:03 PM (Dj0WE)
gave up what?
Posted by: evergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:06 PM (DUoqb)
Check your name. You drop letters when you get hungry. Here, have a Snickers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Can't find it on any of my normal video streaming channels. But I know the Horde are resourceful.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (j+aWk)
Joos Chinese food
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Might be on my plan. huge family blow up. I have no idea, but it will be my fault.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (jJRIy)
http://petermovies.org/movie/the-shop-around-the-corner-2/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 24, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
Nip
Let me guess Catholics vs. Lutherans
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:07 PM (voOPb)
Close, Amish vs Mennonites.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:10 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Be careful out there.
Posted by: Blano at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (heN73)
"And God Bless all of you,
all of you on the good Earth."
-- Frank Borman"
That is great and I think it needs repeating.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (kHJ3a)
Where the caravan camels roam in;
Where the fictional refugees stream out apace
As hypothetical missiles home in..."
Posted by: Sister Sestina at December 24, 2015 10:11 PM (/R4ru)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 24, 2015 10:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 24, 2015 10:13 PM (c2krM)
Posted by: joncelli at December 24, 2015 10:13 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:13 PM (jJRIy)
the 1970 thriller "I Start Counting" starring Jenny Agutter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK_Fd86dJaw
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 24, 2015 10:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at December 24, 2015 10:15 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 24, 2015 10:15 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (YLidQ)
Check your name. You drop letters when you get hungry. Here, have a Snickers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)
The one with the trannies, or the one with the blowup doll?
Posted by: Blano at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (heN73)
"Ives traveled about the U.S. as an itinerant singer during the early 1930s, earning his way by doing odd jobs and playing his banjo. He was jailed in Mona, Utah, for vagrancy and for singing "Foggy Dew", which the authorities decided was a bawdy song."
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (t5zYU)
So ya think Madonna is full of herself?
She's full of something for sure.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 24, 2015 10:15 PM (bZ7mE)
I would do her. You know this kid is adopted and full of himself.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:17 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 24, 2015 10:17 PM (j+aWk)
Posted by: ain't never had a friend enemy like me at December 24, 2015 10:18 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 24, 2015 10:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:13 PM (jJRIy)
Were you able to save Christmas yet? Hope so.
Posted by: Blano at December 24, 2015 10:18 PM (heN73)
Wow. That's special, even by Hollyweird standards.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 24, 2015 09:27 PM (PeoNT)
She's Just That Awesome(tm)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 24, 2015 10:19 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (jJRIy)
I know what ya mean, Nip. Fortunately, Hooters will be open tomorrow afternoon. After the kiddos leave, perhaps I will, too.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 10:19 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:19 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 24, 2015 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
Hope the Horde is having a lovely evening and has a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:20 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2015 10:20 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: new Old Spice commercial at December 24, 2015 10:21 PM (H9MG5)
Gotta be careful with genies.
Posted by: Major Tony Nelson at December 24, 2015 10:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:17 PM (ZqNYa)
Thanks. You are right healthy, pretty rich, just can not get over how my Christmas has blown up in ten hours.
It will all pass. Trust in Christ. Oh and shit, my family blew off church.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:21 PM (jJRIy)
Ahhh.
Know that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:22 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:22 PM (voOPb)
Sure. For a chimp.
The chimps are pissed now. The orangutangs, however, think that's hilarious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:22 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)
Better?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:22 PM (YJmuy)
****
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: lindafell at December 24, 2015 10:25 PM (xVgrA)
I missed what has you down, but let us know if there is someway we can help.
Holidays can be very hard.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at December 24, 2015 10:25 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:08 PM (YJmuy)
Well, Russell Brand did somehow manage to convince Katy Perry to be a personal incubator for all his sexually-transmitted diseases...
Think about that every time you want to ponder over Katy Perry's fat-filled flesh-sheaths, coupled to a mammary gland,
. Posted by: Thrawn at December 24, 2015 10:25 PM (+rwOv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (DUoqb)
*****
Sorry man. My family is far enough away that we have an out as far as Holiday travel. We do go see them...in the Summer.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:25 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (sOfzO)
There is church tomorrow. It's just not on Xmas eve
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:23 PM (voOPb)
Yes, we have a 10:00 service. I might go just for the relief. Sometimes just being in church makes me remember how much God loves us and how small we are.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (jJRIy)
Breitbart
It's not Merry Christmas for all. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (chkUd)
Yes. Either one of those, or the pic of a very young Maetenloch tending bar...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2015 10:27 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Well, you gotta punch holes in it.
(the wrapping, not the gecko)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:28 PM (ZqNYa)
Think she will get the message??
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Oh, and bearing the gifts of a big bottle of Viagra. It will likely kill me, but I'd die happy.
So, I'm off to wait for it......
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2015 10:27 PM (KCxzN)
Gonna assume that young man is about 2 1/2 hours away from finding out what red wine tastes like, the second time.
And not for the last time, I'm sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:30 PM (Dj0WE)
Go to the 10:00 service Nip.
Sit down read Luke 2 tonight you'll feel better
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:27 PM (voOPb)
I hate you for being so smart. Digging out KJV now.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:30 PM (jJRIy)
Think she will get the message??
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (jJRIy)
*****
All I can say is please reconsider this.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:30 PM (YLidQ)
Heat up a ceramic serving platter till it's warm to the touch and slip that under the wrapped package. The gecko should be okay till morning.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 24, 2015 10:31 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (YJmuy)
Grandma's baby girl. Yep.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Nd4YY)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:30 PM (YLidQ)
Good advice. This will require me to get up early.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:32 PM (jJRIy)
****
You're retired. Plenty O nap time available.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:34 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:35 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:35 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:35 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:36 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:35 PM (BHl9S)
****
It is more fun until you look at the motivation for your actions. Your husband is a wise man.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:37 PM (YLidQ)
I went to where the good old dogeared KJV is supposed to be, and drat if someone hadn't helpfully put one of the other couple of the house's Bibles in its place, an American Standard.
Nope, sorry, not sufficient. Fortunately, the KJV was nearby. Not yet improved upon by any successor.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 24, 2015 10:37 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:36 PM (jJRIy)
****
*Golf clap*
Excellent call. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:38 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:34 PM (YLidQ)
Ha ha.
The problem with naps is it fvcks up your schedule. Can't nap tomorrow
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:39 PM (jJRIy)
Ya always gotta be the bigger person. Lest the smaller person win.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:39 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)
*****
I have been reliably told that doing this shows extra effort, which is apparently very important ( if not done).
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:40 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: FCF at December 24, 2015 10:41 PM (kejii)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2015 10:41 PM (KCxzN)
Last minute.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 24, 2015 10:41 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)
I had a really, REALLY bad Christmas several years ago. All kinds of family drama, and I just wasn't feeling it. So - WalMart bags it was. Seriously.
That was a really sh*tty year.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 10:42 PM (cDs+4)
In 1969, Castro would in fact ban Christmas. He allowed its public observance again in 1998.
On one of the tv cooking contest shows, one of the chefs told about how, during his childhood in Cuba, they were not allowed to celebrate Christmas.
I think that people like Sean Penn and Michael Moore should be denied Christmas and Christmas presents as an homage to their hero Castro.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2015 10:41 PM (KCxzN)
*****
Night and Merry Christmas.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:42 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: qixlqatl at December 24, 2015 10:42 PM (z7pGL)
My motivation is usually they started it. They were mean. i want to win. He counsels me wisely. I am truly blessed to have him in my life. He always takes the high road.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:43 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:43 PM (voOPb)
I hate you people, ha ha.
Seriously be safe and have a Merry Christmas. NGU you have to eat Chinese.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: FCF at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (kejii)
May GOD bless and keep you in health and peace in the coming year.
NYTOL...
Posted by: ChrisP at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (h37Kg)
Man, things are going well in MH's household.
*just pitching you shit*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (ZqNYa)
Breitbart
It's not Merry Christmas for all. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (DUoqb)
There must be a term for that kind of detachment. And likely a horrific childhood cause.
Posted by: USA at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:43 PM (BHl9S)
***
I dunno. Even though others start things, I find a lot of the time I win by disengaging. YMMV.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:45 PM (YLidQ)
A movie about the Christmas bombing of Hanoi would make a touching Christmas movie.
There are stories about how the POW's cheered as the plaster fell off the ceiling. And it forced the commies back to the bargaining table in Paris. There's your Christmas miracle.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Madonna- let's see, the son has been travelling with her for the last 2 months and wants some time off, how unreasonable of him.
Not sure what I am missing in the picture (dick in a box?)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 24, 2015 10:46 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:46 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 24, 2015 10:46 PM (KlVdw)
When I follow this advice, I know it's the right thing to do and always feel better than if I acted petty and small.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:47 PM (BHl9S)
I would suggest that Madonna not push this kid because he might write a tell all book, but I don't think that scrunt has any shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Please horde friends have a safe holiday.
MH is going to come wrap my damn presents, ha ha.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (jJRIy)
Breitbart
It's not Merry Christmas for all. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2015 10:26 PM (DUoqb)
There must be a term for that kind of detachment. And likely a horrific childhood cause.
Posted by: USA at December 24, 2015 10:44 PM (tfM+W)<<<
Assholiosis.
Posted by: FU SCOAMF at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (P0hXG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:50 PM (jJRIy)
When I follow this advice, I know it's the right thing to do and always feel better than if I acted petty and small.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:47 PM (BHl9S)
*****
*clink*
Me too. If it is something critical, all bets are off. The vast majority of things are not.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 10:50 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 10:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:52 PM (jJRIy)
Thank God, most things are not critical. Right back at you. Clink.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 10:52 PM (BHl9S)
I have tentative requests for adult sized copies. Price negotiations will commence when I get my sewing machine back from the repair shop.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2015 10:53 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:54 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 24, 2015 10:55 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2015 10:55 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 24, 2015 10:55 PM (wHX4r)
Surprise gift? The new starter we had to buy for the truck. At least we'll get the core charge back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 24, 2015 10:56 PM (Lqy/e)
Ummm.... anybody got a spare puppy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 10:56 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2015 10:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:54 PM (ZqNYa)
Our own personal Marley's ghost, he is.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2015 10:58 PM (Dj0WE)
- Pave Low John
Posted by: Pave Low John at December 24, 2015 10:58 PM (b5yHT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 10:59 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:00 PM (voOPb)
I use gift bags, I only wrap the kids presents. I hate wrapping presents.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2015 11:00 PM (BHl9S)
Maybe?
Look, I forgot to punch holes in the box before I put him in, and I didn't want the poor little guy to die from suffocation.
I'm afraid to open the box now. Afraid that I accidentally gave the puppy to buzzion.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 11:01 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2015 11:01 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2015 11:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:04 PM (voOPb)
There are quite a few things I would have done differently.
Having said that its really, really good.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 24, 2015 11:05 PM (NJVHq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 11:06 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 11:07 PM (ZqNYa)
Think she will get the message??
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (jJRIy)
You get your x presents? Better man than me.
Posted by: Blano at December 24, 2015 11:07 PM (heN73)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 11:07 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 11:06 PM (KG0mU)
It's Zero!
Posted by: Jack Skellington at December 24, 2015 11:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Fritz at December 24, 2015 11:08 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:08 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2015 11:08 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 24, 2015 11:09 PM (YCG8H)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 24, 2015 11:09 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:04 PM (voOPb)
I have an 8 month old, the size of a small pony...same deal.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 11:10 PM (cDs+4)
That's so, so wrong.
It's like Xmas in late September or early April.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 24, 2015 11:10 PM (9JJgN)
Sure. For a chimp.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 24, 2015 10:12 PM (oVJmc)
I hate his voice. How can anyone listen to that for any length of time? It's like Pauly Shore. That crap just wears on you really fast.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2015 11:12 PM (zt+N6)
As an adult, I get to trudge up the stairs to be at work at 8am tomorrow.
Being an adult kinda sucks.
Posted by: Jack Skellington at December 24, 2015 11:12 PM (Ojki1)
He's full grown about 60#
2 of the 3 kids are home now & he's been bonkers since they've arrived
Mr. Excitable Boy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
A nice Christmas Eve with my family except for a brief rather depressing foray into politics (we're a politically mixed bunch). The Republicans swore that if Trump is the nominee they will not vote for president at all next year ( i was the sole exception). The Dems agreed that Hill is a lying scumbag, but when asked if they would vote for her - remained silent.
I know damn well the Dems will hold their noses and vote for the witch. I also know now that my GOP relatives are GOPe and will not vote for Trump ever(they're Rubio fans). I'm not a Trump fan but anything is better than that hag in the Oval Office.
I only pray my clan is not representative because the country is truly screwed if they are.
That's why I immediately try to change the subject when politics come up at family gatherings - because even the ones who are on my side aren't on my side.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (ZqNYa)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:29 PM (jJRIy)
If the message is, "you are living rent-free in my head, and I want to make sure I continue to live rent-free in your head" then yes.
You don't want to wrap, then don't wrap. You want to score on her and make her feel bad? I always counsel against that, it ain't really worth it.
"How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest
it, Captain Ahab? it will not fetch thee much in our Nantucket
market." says a really boring and long book that misnames whales.
Merry Christmas Nip. Have a happy new year.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2015 11:15 PM (q2o38)
Merry Xmas
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:17 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 11:18 PM (ZqNYa)
Blessed to be with family, everyone relatively healthy after a humdinger of a year. Mass was quiet and a little emotional (for me, anyway), but anyone who is on the fence, no matter what denomination, do try to go tomorrow if you missed it tonight. You never regret it, right?
Chaos and mayhem tomorrow with very young neices and nephews, the good kind. I am lucky to have a huge family that, for the most part, likes to be together, especially on Christmas. I am thankful every year, I know that isn't as common as it ought to be.
Best wishes to all the horde. Let's hope the country comes to its damn senses next year.
Posted by: Goldilocks at December 24, 2015 11:18 PM (qc0Jk)
I'm not complaining about the weather at all. We've had enough snow in past years to last me a lifetime. I'm not sentimental about white Christmases.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:21 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 24, 2015 11:21 PM (ZqNYa)
I visited my sister in Saginaw back in the early 80s on a Christmas just like that. It was weird.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 24, 2015 11:23 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 24, 2015 10:48 PM (jJRIy)
I'll have a safe Christmas because there's no snow in Michigan. WooHoo!
Yea! Global Warming!
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Here's a turkey...and some cash...a coupon for a early 19th Century doctor that somehow is going to help your kid, whatshisname.
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:24 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at December 24, 2015 11:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:26 PM (P8951)
2 of the girls are home tonight
The other comes over tomorrow
Watching fb & hanging w/morons it's good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:27 PM (voOPb)
Had traditional Chinese food out, surprised at so few fellow Tribesmen were present.
Still, great evening with our girls (home from school for a coupla weeks). That's the true blessing.
Posted by: speedster1 at December 24, 2015 11:28 PM (1brdf)
A happy new year to you all, too
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 24, 2015 11:28 PM (ND16O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:28 PM (voOPb)
2 of the 3 kids are home now & he's been bonkers since they've arrived
Mr. Excitable Boy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
He'll calm down as he gets older. Probably. My beagle is sitting on the couch next to me like a picture perfect sweetie pie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2015 11:32 PM (zt+N6)
257 It's never been warm in December before.
Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at December 24, 2015 11:25 PM (FkBIv)
I am from MA and spent 50 years there. We had warm Winters with little if any snow and tons of rain. We also had snowy winters and ones that were so cold the doors on the house and the car would freeze shut.
Merry Christmas, Bill Nye, the Fake Science Guy.
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 24, 2015 11:32 PM (ND16O)
I asked here when she had to go back, and her answer was either the 10th or 17th of January. I asked her why there was a range in there, she looked at me like I was an idiot and said "We might be in the National Championship!".
Damn. I did not know that 35,000 people got the week off to go to the game.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 11:32 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:13 PM (P8951)
The really scary thing is that there are women out there who think that Hillary is JUST GREAT. Honest to Gawd, we may as well give the vote to monkeys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Thank you!
They're both in grad school in New England. So far away, really miss 'em. Such a treat.
OTOH: they both brought their cats home with them; I'm a dog person....
Posted by: speedster1 at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (voOPb)
Yeah, been a while since I was here.
Obama is still an ignorant fuckstick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2015 11:34 PM (LWKgp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
One can only hope. My 75 lb lab puppy is at my feet as I write this. Literally. At my feet. She wants to nibble my toes, and by nibble I mean gnaw and by toes I mean my entire lower leg.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 11:34 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
****
My 95 lb. Lab/Mastiff mix female is just now beginning to cool out after a long six years. It is amazing thwt we both survived that time.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 11:35 PM (YLidQ)
past years to last me a lifetime. I'm not sentimental about white
Christmases."
Thinking here about elderly impoverished pensioners, all alone, not able to afford enough energy (made deliberately expensive by government diktat) to keep warm on cold winter nights.
I don't think the supposedly "unprecedented" winter warmth is due to human action, nor that it will last, but as long as it does, bring it on.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 24, 2015 11:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 24, 2015 11:36 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ghost of kari
What, no champagne?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 24, 2015 11:37 PM (FkBIv)
Obama is still an ignorant fuckstick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2015 11:34 PM (LWKgp)
We need a return to the old ways, then.
Merry Christmas all! Goodnight and don't get too *hic* drunk whoever would do such s thing
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 24, 2015 11:37 PM (ND16O)
Ours live 3 hrs away. 1 has a dog so 5 of us & 4 doggies tomorrow. Cats would be a disaster
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)
Just got back from Christmas Eve service, feasting at my sisters house, and watching A Muppet Christmas Carol. Missed the caroling thread.
I will add this again; https://youtu.be/p9Z-4H39BCM
I post it a lot this time of year. Kind of found them while searching for bluegrass Christmas music while goofing off at work. Not at work tonight but will have to go in tomorrow night.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2015 11:38 PM (LY5k3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
I'm not sure what's worse - to think Hil is just great or to know she's a lying b - but hey, we'll still vote for her because she's a Dem.
I like my family much more when they don't remind me of their politics. Fortunately, they don't that often.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:38 PM (P8951)
Yeah, been a while since I was here.
Obama is still an ignorant fuckstick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2015 11:34 PM (LWKgp)
Berserker!!!! How the hell are ya?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:39 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 11:34 PM (cDs+4)
My sister's lab was accidentally shut into a bedroom once when they went away. She pulled the doorframe off the wall.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Clarney at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (X1edi)
Just finished watching it thru a link someone posted on a previous thread.
They're wrong. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (n22zQ)
Shove us some left overs. Please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:40 PM (voOPb)
Leftovers?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: scrood at December 24, 2015 11:41 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:42 PM (voOPb)
We broke with tradition and had pizza and subs, then adjourned to a local bar where we enjoyed the work of a fine bartender.
Only one tribesman in sight, and he is a bit of a schmuck (typical leftist). But in the spirit of the holiday I refrained from pointing out his many moral and intellectual failures.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2015 11:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2015 11:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2015 11:42 PM (q2o38)
She deserves a big steak for her fortitude and stick-to-it-ivness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2015 11:43 PM (Zu3d9)
Again, merry Christmas to the horde!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:44 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Farmer at December 24, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/soft-serve-snake
Must be a union snake, he looks like he's ready to wake up and strike.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 11:46 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:39 PM (EzgxV)
Eh...same shit different day. Whats up with you??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2015 11:46 PM (LWKgp)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 24, 2015 11:47 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 24, 2015 11:38 PM (P8951)
There's always hope. My sister in law is a liberal. After the muzzie nightmare in Paris, my brother said he was shocked when her response was, "Kill 'em all."
I'm sure she's calmed down since then.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2015 11:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Madge at December 24, 2015 11:49 PM (Dwehj)
I'm sure they did a lot of work today...they deserve the down time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2015 11:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Nope. Not in the least.
I brought home leftovers from our shop Christmas luncheon for my lab. 3 ribeye steaks, done to a turn over a charcoal grill by somebody who knows how to do it.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 24, 2015 11:50 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: tbodie at December 24, 2015 11:51 PM (cSU3r)
Posted by: dDan at December 24, 2015 11:51 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Garrett at December 24, 2015 11:52 PM (PYPsZ)
And Die Hard is the movie version of a novel by Roderick Thorp called Nothing Lasts Forever
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 24, 2015 11:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 24, 2015 11:55 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 11:55 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:56 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2015 11:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2015 11:57 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:42 PM (voOPb)
The answer is -- I might, if there were any.....but since there ain't.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 24, 2015 11:58 PM (YCG8H)
Posted by: eman
Who wants to listen to ewok noises interspersed with screaming hobos?
Posted by: Aviator at December 24, 2015 11:59 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:39 PM (EzgxV)
Eh...same shit different day. Whats up with you??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2015 11:46 PM (LWKgp)
Usual exciting life -- that little gap there was me loading the dishwasher for another round. Whee!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)
Makes me kinda wonder how humanity has lasted as long as it has.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 12:00 AM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:00 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 11:55 PM (YJmuy)
Well, happy birthday, Blanco. Before I get too drunk to type it out.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 12:01 AM (cDs+4)
And a special thanks to the guys at the genetics lab that promised I would not be too dangerous if released into society.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:01 AM (YJmuy)
Some of those pictures of mid-Century Christmas celebrations were kinda freaky.
Posted by: eman at December 24, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)
Yeah...check out some of those early artificial trees.
Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2015 12:01 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: tbodie at December 25, 2015 12:02 AM (cSU3r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:02 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:00 AM (FkBIv)
I can. And it's EPIC.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 12:02 AM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:03 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:04 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 12:05 AM (oAWi4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 24, 2015 11:55 PM (YJmuy)
Happy Birthday BB!
Posted by: tbodie at December 25, 2015 12:05 AM (cSU3r)
I can't picture George Bailey saying "yippee ki yay MFer."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:00 AM (FkBIv)
Clarence, otoh.
Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2015 12:05 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:05 AM (YJmuy)
"All I Want for Christmas is a Thai Tranny Pron Link"
"Double Post" (Jingle Bells)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:07 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Maetenloch at 08:58 PM
MAET, Thanks for all you do.
Posted by: tbodie at December 25, 2015 12:07 AM (cSU3r)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 25, 2015 12:08 AM (A1Dcl)
"It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Chris Christie Is A Fat RINO Turd"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 25, 2015 12:08 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:07 AM (YJmuy)
Hmmmmm......
I recommend Rye. That's what I'm doing tonight.
Posted by: tbodie at December 25, 2015 12:09 AM (cSU3r)
After the Label settles the Lawsuit with the Little Drummer Boy's Family.
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 12:10 AM (oAWi4)
What I really want to do is get so drunk that I can barely wrap the last few presents. Should make things interesting in the morning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 12:12 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:00 AM (FkBIv)
I can. And it's EPIC.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 12:02 AM (cDs+4)<<<
Every time I grease a terrorist an angel gets its wings.
Posted by: George Bailey at December 25, 2015 12:14 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 12:15 AM (LY5k3)
Posted by: tbodie at December 25, 2015 12:15 AM (cSU3r)
Posted by: Clarney at December 25, 2015 12:15 AM (X1edi)
You know who you are ...
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 12:15 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2015 12:17 AM (LWKgp)
>>>
First song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WARx0LT_v6Q
Posted by: Willy J. at December 25, 2015 12:17 AM (wHX4r)
You know who you are ...
Right back at ya, man.
Posted by: The Ghost of Hector's Christmas Past at December 25, 2015 12:17 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I'd buy that album.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:19 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Raider Nation at December 25, 2015 12:19 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 12:20 AM (LY5k3)
type, from the Arizona Stronghold of my Apache
Brothers.
Hoping y'all are feeling the Spirit of the Season,
and the Reason for the Season. I have read from
Luke in my KJV. From the Word I know we are
not alone, ever.
Thank you Maet for the December 1947 calendar.
It's nice to know I was born on a Hump Day.
By the way, y'all are a twisted bunch. It has been
forever thus. I miss Wicked Pinto. He was sane
compared to y'all. I guess I still loves y'all though.
Merry Christmas Kemosabe.
Posted by: solitary knight at December 25, 2015 12:20 AM (2Ntky)
Unless you want to pre-order the Limited Edition Box Set.
It includes the entire studio session as well as Ace's early demos, and a hairball.
All housed in a tasteful, hobo leather bound display box.
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 12:22 AM (tUlLV)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:24 AM (uZNvH)
It includes the entire studio session as well as Ace's early demos, and a hairball.
All housed in a tasteful, hobo leather bound display box.
Posted by: Garrett
Does it have the studio version of "Away in Rubio's Garbage Can" or the live version?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:24 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:24 AM (uZNvH)
I Saw Charlie Sheen Doing That Thing In Santa's Mouth Underneath The Mistletoe
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:26 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Raider Nation at December 25, 2015 12:26 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2015 12:17 AM (LWKgp)
Do You Hear What I Hear? [It's a Drone!]
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)
<<<
Ace's Endorable Christmas
Featuring such memorable hits as...
- Grandma Got Run Over By a Speeder Bike
- Wookiee Wonderland
-Rudolph the Red Nosed Rancor
-Sarlacc Night
Posted by: Yub Nub Records at December 25, 2015 12:28 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Raider Nation at December 25, 2015 12:19 AM (ahx2/)
Merry Christmas, SMFH.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RWC -Team BOHICA at December 25, 2015 12:30 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: i'm a giver at December 25, 2015 12:31 AM (tQ6GS)
You know who you are ...
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 12:15 AM (mUsVF)
Merry Christmas, Chi.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:31 AM (EzgxV)
I won't even comment on that one picture. You'll know it when you see it.
I'm guessing it's the one where they were dressed in elephant costumes? That's a Christmas tradition I was blissfully unaware of.
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 12:37 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:38 AM (uZNvH)
Dinner with the kids tonite, an unqualified success.
Now we're back home and the Chivas nightcap goes down SO smooth. Time for the old folk, I guess.
But first, from our home we wish all of you here the most blessed and Merry Christmas possible.
And as always, remember you are Americans, so the head is held HIGH, especially during these times.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 25, 2015 12:38 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:41 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:43 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 12:46 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 12:47 AM (LY5k3)
Love you all...except the poopy ones.
If Buzz visits anyone on a dream tonight, we expect to hear about it.
Posted by: Clarney at December 25, 2015 12:48 AM (X1edi)
I hope my neighbors like pecans!
I should go add some tree fluid to the Christmas tree...
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 12:50 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:51 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)
If it's anything like the recipe we used, it's sugar, water, a smidge of bleach to retard bacteria, and some vinegar to make the pH slightly acid.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love
I thought Christmas trees took 5W30.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:54 AM (/FOB4)
I second this.
Jesus Christ was born to live then to die so we might live forever. May God bless y'all.
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Grumpy old man at December 25, 2015 12:54 AM (XUMDD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love
I thought Christmas trees took 5W30.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:54 AM (/FOB4)
Only the ones rated for more than 35 Hp.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:56 AM (uZNvH)
No, silly - Pine-sol!
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:56 AM (uZNvH)
If you're planning on using the tree in your wood-burning chimney, you can give it lighter fluid so that it won't be difficult to light.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: the dogs at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (/FOB4)
You certainly shouldn't have to go fir.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:01 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 25, 2015 01:02 AM (kXoT0)
Was trying to sleep but woke up and cleaned my mothers kitchen instead. So that's my good holiday deed.
Nite all.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 01:02 AM (xDVhR)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (/FOB4)<<<
Let's knot go crazy.
Posted by: the dogs at December 25, 2015 01:02 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:03 AM (uZNvH)
And the duck under that same tree? Hilarious! I know 2 dogs that will be unwrapping that exact same gift...
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 01:03 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 12:59 AM (/FOB4)<<<
Let's knot go crazy.
Posted by: the dogs at December 25, 2015 01:02 AM (H9MG5)
I really think we should consider branching out into other things....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR4Lj8cpYs
Posted by: FCF at December 25, 2015 01:05 AM (kejii)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 01:05 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:05 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: cthulhu
We could, but I don't want to needle people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 01:06 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 01:07 AM (xDVhR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
Posted by: i'm a giver at December 25, 2015 01:07 AM (tQ6GS)
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 01:08 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: i'm a giver at December 25, 2015 01:08 AM (tQ6GS)
Posted by: cthulhu
We could, but I don't want to needle people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 01:06 AM (/FOB4)
I think we should log on and try to put them some knowledge until they twig to the nature of their current situation.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 01:09 AM (xDVhR)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:09 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 01:08 AM (ZbV+0)
Today would be the day to do it. Give 'em a solid dose of Xmas cheer.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:10 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lea
The hardest part is finding good hash.
Posted by: Ricky at December 25, 2015 01:10 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:11 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:09 AM (uZNvH)
People....you can axe 'em again-and-again to knock-off the puns, and they'll just split.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:11 AM (MQEz6)
Oh, c'mon -- puns are evergreen!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:13 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ace elf at December 25, 2015 01:13 AM (tQ6GS)
I guess there are no more chopping days left before Christmas.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Wooden more days be nice?
Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2015 01:14 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:14 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 25, 2015 01:15 AM (wHX4r)
chemjeff, next year: pie.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:13 AM (MQEz6)
hmm let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:17 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Clarney at December 25, 2015 01:18 AM (X1edi)
422 417
chemjeff, next year: pie.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:13 AM (MQEz6)
hmm let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:17 AM (uZNvH)
A year is a long time.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 01:21 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2015 01:21 AM (Cszmt)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 01:22 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:24 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:11 AM (MQEz6)
One of my favorites involved an inebriate medic who was soaking up free drinks at the hospital Christmas party. Somewhat late in the evening, he received a shaved-ice smoothie-like drink made with rum and lime......but with what looked like the handle of a hammer sticking out of it.
So he stumbles over to the bartender and goes, "Whash up with thish? Whattha hell is thish thing?" And the bartender replies, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
(You can tell I treed to keep with the theme, but it didn't look like it wood cooperate.)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:29 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 25, 2015 01:30 AM (IeXP9)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:32 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 01:33 AM (uZNvH)
Wrapping when faster than I thought. Wrapped a big open ended box to place over the leopard lizard's tank that my daughter can just lift off. We are waiting until morning to put it on so I won't have to poke any holes. I have no idea whether it's male or female but I think of it as a her. She's actually kinda neat looking. I can't believe I willingly have a gecko in my house. I was terrified of them growing up since one would come out every night in my bedroom.
Oh, my tomato plants are still producing in my garden....at Christmas....weird. That is probably going to change next week when it is suppose to start freezing at night.
Good night, Merry Christmas, and be well my friends.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at December 25, 2015 01:33 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Flyover at December 25, 2015 01:34 AM (DDEZZ)
Wrapping when faster than I thought. Wrapped a big open ended box to place over the leopard lizard's tank that my daughter can just lift off. We are waiting until morning to put it on so I won't have to poke any holes. I have no idea whether it's male or female but I think of it as a her. She's actually kinda neat looking. I can't believe I willingly have a gecko in my house. I was terrified of them growing up since one would come out every night in my bedroom.
Oh, my tomato plants are still producing in my garden....at Christmas....weird. That is probably going to change next week when it is suppose to start freezing at night.
Good night, Merry Christmas, and be well my friends.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at December 25, 2015 01:33 AM (xVgrA)
On the trip to Fiji where we learned to appreciate mosquito nets, we stayed at one place where we'd walk back into our hotel room at night, turn on the light, and just listen to the "thump, thump, thump" of all the startled geckos falling off the walls and ceiling. We were actually kind-of fond of them, because a previous place we stayed on the same trip had night-time insect scenes like an Indiana Jones movie.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:38 AM (EzgxV)
To All a Good Night!
Posted by: rd at December 25, 2015 01:41 AM (Ltj2h)
I'll echo the sentiment. Y'all are more fambly to me that my actual famn dambly.
There's a reason that I live here in Texas, and they're all on the West n' East coasts. They have their dramas, and I have my peace.
And, I have Teh Horde.
But really, we need a KJV comment thread next year for the Christmas Eve ONT.
And lots of Egg Nog. We can sing Bingle Jells!
Prayers for a better 2016.....I canna abide another year as 2015.... any worse, and they'd film me as a 1970's disaster movie.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2015 01:46 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 01:50 AM (XTqOc)
Just time to say,
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MORON HORDE!
May Santa bring you better than what you deserve.
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly at December 25, 2015 01:54 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 01:55 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at December 25, 2015 01:55 AM (msVAP)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 25, 2015 01:58 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 01:55 AM (XTqOc)
I'm sorry, but if you have nothing better than those old chestnuts, you might have to leaf.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 01:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:00 AM (XTqOc)
Is he a regular, or was this a matter of he was in town (I have no idea where you are) and picked your church?
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 02:03 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 02:05 AM (YLidQ)
---
It's late, there's no need to get pitchy about it.
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 02:05 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:07 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:00 AM (XTqOc)
You don't needle-nothin' to log-on to this board.....you just lumber in and mill around with all the other folks until your dimensions are right, then post, post, post. It doesn't have to be 24/7 -- it can be 2x4 or 4x8. Once you start posting, you can spar with other posters, or be a beam in a cob's eye......just don't get anyone's nose out of joist.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kristophr at December 25, 2015 02:12 AM (8gGfg)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:13 AM (XTqOc)
Little Johnny won't be at Xmas dinner he's sitting in the alameda county jail.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 24, 2015 11:33 PM (voOPb)
I had to go check the news to make sure you were joking and didn't mean Johnny Manziel.
Posted by: buzzion at December 25, 2015 02:13 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jean at December 25, 2015 02:15 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Kristophr at December 25, 2015 02:15 AM (8gGfg)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:17 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 25, 2015 02:17 AM (AoK0a)
Pa rum pun pun pun
Posted by: Little Horde Boy at December 25, 2015 02:18 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:19 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:23 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:27 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 02:28 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:27 AM (XTqOc)
Sorry if I went out on a limb and sawed it off behind me....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:29 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: The Beech Boys at December 25, 2015 02:29 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:29 AM (XTqOc)
Son-of-a-birch.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 02:31 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Chauncy Gardener and the Dutch Elms ... at December 25, 2015 02:31 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Pinocchio at December 25, 2015 02:31 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:33 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Zuzu's Petals at December 25, 2015 02:36 AM (ZYzBq)
Merry Christmas Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 02:37 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 02:38 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 02:40 AM (XTqOc)
Merry Christmas to Ace and the cobs who keep wrangling the content; to Pixy and the hamsters who keep it all running; and to the Horde who are just an amazing agglomeration of knowledge, sass, snark, personality, goofiness, and goodness.
And Merry Christmas to the trolls -- I sincerely hope they find love, joy, redemption, and better things to do than annoy the hell out of people.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 02:46 AM (EzgxV)
And I gotta say that taunting happy fun-ball when you have permission isn't nearly as much fun.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 25, 2015 02:48 AM (bvXGR)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 25, 2015 02:55 AM (0zhCI)
A Merry and Blessed Christmas to Ace, the cobs, Pixy, the hamsters, and all the 'rons and 'ettes.
And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God Bless us, Every One!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 25, 2015 02:59 AM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 25, 2015 03:11 AM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 25, 2015 03:11 AM (NO4j+)
It's the moose out front that shoulda told ya.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 03:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Skeksi at December 25, 2015 03:17 AM (NO4j+)
Perfect for viewing Santa's sleigh and reindeer silhouette.
Posted by: Gem at December 25, 2015 03:21 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: goon at December 25, 2015 03:21 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: goon at December 25, 2015 03:27 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: just becuse at December 25, 2015 03:29 AM (tQ6GS)
I don't really feel that way about it, but a 24 hour truce won't hurt me. I just hope that our hateful murderous enemies decide to stay home for a couple of days.
Posted by: goon at December 25, 2015 03:32 AM (gy5kE)
May your Christmas be blessed with good memories.
Or enough Valu-Rite to wipe out the bad ones.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 03:34 AM (YJmuy)
Actually, in Genesis of the Daleks, I hesitated destroying them, because I was afraid of committing genocide, even though I knew what they'd do in the future.
With ISIS, that's not a consideration. These are people who voluntarily joined an army that is trying to destroy you. There is nothing wrong with engaging such an army in battle to try to destroy them.
Posted by: Fourth Doctor at December 25, 2015 03:43 AM (NO4j+)
We tried appealing to their better nature, but they were like, "Nah, bro. If we crucify enough babies, and kill enough infidels, we will be rewarded with virgins in Paradise".
There's not that much there to work with.
Posted by: Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, Yet to come at December 25, 2015 03:55 AM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at December 25, 2015 04:03 AM (KVnkf)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy
This year I'm staying home and getting wasted. I've instructed my undocumented elves to enter your homes and make the deliveries instead.
Posted by: Santa Claus at December 25, 2015 04:13 AM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 02:38 AM (voOPb)
You know how we humans can fill in the blanks with letters to make words? Well, I read that at 'Good nite and mr titty Christmas'. Now what 'mr titty Christmas' is is beyond me.
Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2015 04:45 AM (A5RGQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 25, 2015 05:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: merry at December 25, 2015 05:22 AM (tQ6GS)
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2015 05:44 AM (b+df9)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 05:52 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 05:52 AM (t2KH5)
70 up here in Va now. Supposed to hit 77 later today.
I have pecan pie ready to serve for breakfast if you'd like some...
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 06:05 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:09 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:15 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:18 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2015 06:20 AM (KCxzN)
It's 52 degrees here in Boston area. Last night, the last time I looked at thermometer it was 61 degrees.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:24 AM (sj3Ax)
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at December 25, 2015 06:25 AM (6hAG+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 25, 2015 06:27 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 06:28 AM (LY5k3)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:31 AM (t2KH5)
It's sorta like Netflix, with tv programs, plus some free streaming music, plus free shipping. You can either run it from your computer, your smartphone, or pick up a cheap Amazon Fire Stick and plug that fire stick into the hdmi port of a recent television.
There's some way to adapt to run It on cathode ray televisions, but I suspect you might have updated by now.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:32 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2015 06:32 AM (VdICR)
Vic you should check out Prime music.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2015 06:32 AM (VdICR)
I had checked out their movie and music selections and didn't see anything I liked, which is why I never got it before. I guess the free shipping w/o having to get a minimum $35 order is the only thing I will use. My cable bandwidth isn't broad enough for streaming movies.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:36 AM (t2KH5)
If you take advantage of all Prime has to offer, free shipping, music, videos, and other specials, it is soooooo worth it! You'll love it if you use it. I'm in Greenville, but was on Johns Island for 19 years, glad I don't have that humidity right now
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 06:37 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:37 AM (t2KH5)
I signed up for Amazon Prime only because it was 1/3 off one day last fall. I've only used it for the free shipping.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:39 AM (sj3Ax)
Can't get three to five mgs per second? Have you run a speedtest on your connection lately?
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:41 AM (7v/r5)
Vic. Got the boss this for Christmas. Thought you may appreciate it.
http://bit.ly/22rCU5r
PP. Spent a year on James Island in the 80's. Sooo different than downtown.
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 06:43 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:24 AM
Merry Christmas, Carol!
It's 50 here, and humid. Oddly enough, the extended forecast seems to think we'll get snow on Tuesday. Three to five inches is possible, they say.
Bizarre!
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 06:44 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:41 AM (7v/r5)
The last time I ran a test it was < 1 mps. I can't even play u-tube videos w/o them hanging up. Really shitty service here. The system is overloaded.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:46 AM (sj3Ax)
Was that a weather station? The link shuts down on me after initial load.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 25, 2015 06:47 AM (PHxng)
Merry Christmas! Special thanks to Vic for your efforts to keep the
Horde informed and insightful. At least you try, what we do with it s up
to us.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 25, 2015 06:47 AM (PHxng)
I am wondering when we will get the morning thread so I can post the links today. Not many of them but I do have a few.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:49 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 06:49 AM (48QDY)
I only looked at temperatures for next few days. I saw low is supposed to be 26 Tuesday. I didn't look at forecast.
I like it like this, it's cheaper not having to use the heat.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM (sj3Ax)
Wow, that's pathetic. That's through your telephone provider? Any cable companies around?
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM (7v/r5)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, December 25, 2015, Christmas Day. On this day in 336 the first documented celebration of Christmas occurred in Rome.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1RJLdG9
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:51 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1OOkQbM
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:51 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:51 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1NEDBRc
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:52 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1PlmztO
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:52 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1YEJWPL
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:52 AM (t2KH5)
Cool weather station! Open you like Reaford, I bet it beats James Island. I finally left the LowCountry because of the traffic and overcrowding of subdivisions, and I saw that starting to happen on James Island in the late 80's...now the whole area is eat up...
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 06:53 AM (XTqOc)
http://bit.ly/1Ohvzeh
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:53 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:53 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1kjhfdm
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:53 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1JyDd2I
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
The Daily Deals
http://amzn.to/1SfgXCi
That's it for today folks
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM
True dat. Those oil bills add up fast, don't they?
But this not-this-not-that weather doesn't sit well with me. Yes, it's "comfortable" outside, except when the wind is blowing (which drops the "feels like" temp fast). But I seem to do better when it's Really Cold or Fairly Warm. The latter is preferable, of course.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 06:55 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:50 AM (7v/r5)
That is through the cable company. The phone would be worse.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 25, 2015 06:58 AM (aR8Ih)
It now looks like the recent president willfully intends to play as much
golf as he "has time" for in order to as much as possible fully
transform and disrespect the office in order that no further president
will ever dare abuse the helpers, and the privileges Ass he did.
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 25, 2015 06:58 AM (aR8Ih)
If we had an opposition party they would have cut off his travel budget long ago.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5)
Wow. I know of a couple cable companies that are almost as fast as fiber optic. Wonder what their story is. There's no reason they can't be faster.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:00 AM (7v/r5)
was 79.5F, July gets close to 100F. Since they got bought out by TWC
they have gone stupid on the AGW scam. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 06:53 AM
The Short-Bus Brigade on WHDH "news" was yapping about "spring-like" weather yesterday. And, of course, Warmest Christmas EVAH!!11!! Not a one of those loons can present straight news correctly, so why should I expect them to understand weather?
All that said, they haven't been mentioning AGW. At all. Which amazes the bejeebers out of me.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 07:01 AM (z/vax)
Vic,
I don't know if you have this one, but it's pretty funny about the media & dems in general.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:01 AM (sj3Ax)
almost as fast as fiber optic. Wonder what their story is. There's no
reason they can't be faster.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:00 AM (7v/r5)
Supposedly this IS fiber optic but they have the speed turned down for some reason.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:02 AM (t2KH5)
I noted the same thing about the lack of glowbull enwarmening news, on the news...makes ya wonder what they're up to...
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:03 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:03 AM
I think someone, somewhere, got the memo that the general public doesn't buy that AGW crap, and is tired of hearing about it. Not that it has anything to do with principles, you understand, just not cheesing off the customers.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 07:05 AM (z/vax)
http://tinyurl.com/j2rv7ql
Vic,
I don't know if you have this one, but it's pretty funny about the media dems in general.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:01 AM (sj3Ax)
Yes, they are worshiping at the alter of AGW. If I had my way everybody that pushes that fraud would be in jail.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:05 AM (t2KH5)
Not than I'm a fan of government utilities, Greenlight in Wilson NC offers something like 40 Mpbs speed for $40 month.
I know capitalism and all but I'm no fan of monopolies either.
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 07:07 AM (48QDY)
There used to be a radio station here that played Frank Sinatra only from 7-11 pm every Saturday. They called it Strictly Sinatra.
One night I heard funniest song, Mr. Booze.
I sent the host an email to ask if it was on a CD. It's from Robin and the Seven Hoods. That movie is on TCM on demand & I have it on, only to hear the song.
It's about to start at 1:23 of movie.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:08 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:03 AM
I think someone, somewhere, got the memo that the general public doesn't buy that AGW crap, and is tired of hearing about it. Not that it has anything to do with principles, you understand, just not cheesing off the customers.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 07:05 AM (z/vax)
Makes sense...I was wondering if they weren't trying to go all glowbull COOLING on us, and this put a stick in their spokes, so they are confused as to what to say about it now.
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:08 AM (XTqOc)
I think part of is because the record temperatures (in my neck of the woods, anyway) go back to the 1880's. So square peg, round hole for AGW/CO2 argument.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:11 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:13 AM (sj3Ax)
glowbull COOLING on us, and this put a stick in their spokes, so they
are confused as to what to say about it now.
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:08 AM
A complete change in narrative wouldn't confuse them at all. They are like the Party members in 1984: they can turn their "beliefs" on a dime.
What confuses them -- at least the WHDH "news"-readers -- are the simple things, like correct word usage and pronunciation, speaking English and just the general basic skill of not acting like gibbering idiots.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 25, 2015 07:15 AM (z/vax)
I get half that speed for twice the price. Comcast has the big monopoly in this area, and has to give free internet to millions as part of the merger agreement. So their price went through the roof, and Verizon only undercuts them by a small amount.
Government interference in the marketplace has screwed me.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:17 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:05 AM (t2KH5)
The way Solendra et al made money disappear is probably illegal. Prosecutor's discretion is the sticking point.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2015 07:17 AM (VdICR)
They don't fight him, impeach him or oppose him at all because they're afraid the MSM will call them racists.
One more reason why we can't go from first AA president to a woman!
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:20 AM (sj3Ax)
There are few LEGAL free markets anymore.
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 07:20 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:21 AM (XTqOc)
My roommate has been going out wearing shorts all week.
I went out Monday for neck injection & I was glad I wore a scarf. It was windy & 50 degrees that day.
I have been in more pain than usual from injection & haven't gone out since.
It's usually worse for 4-6 days.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:25 AM (sj3Ax)
The transfer of wealth fraud that is AGW is gonna sock us right in the
mouth one day soon, as the fundamental transfer of wealth from the US,
to third world countries begins in ernest. They don't believe in
glowbull enwarmening, they believe in sticking it to their enemies...us!
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:21 AM (XTqOc)
And that spending bill that RINO Ryan signed onto is giving the third world shit holes the money that Obama agreed to. I had said congress would never approve that, but he sold us out.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:26 AM (t2KH5)
Vic,
They don't fight him, impeach him or oppose him at all because they're afraid the MSM will call them racists.
One more reason why we can't go from first AA president to a woman!
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:20 AM (sj3Ax)
No they don't fight him because they are just as big statist assholes as he is.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:27 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:27 AM (7v/r5)
I'm happy I remembered movie it's from.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:28 AM (sj3Ax)
Vic
Ryan (Bearded Lucy with his head up his ass) is a dirty rotten, low down, arrogant POS. I pray we can rest the reigns of power from him before he becomes so entrenched it will be impossible. WASF
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 07:29 AM (XTqOc)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:30 AM (7v/r5)
44% of Democrats say they'd support taking in refugees from Agrabah.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:27 AM (7v/r5)
We are already taking in more "refugees" than the rest of the western world combined. It needs to end. Like the link up thread says, we have nearly 1M children from "refugees" getting the vote every year. This country will no longer be a semi-capitalist country soon.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:31 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
The electorate has become so stupid all these polls prove is how stupid
they've become. With a significant edge to the democrats.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
The FSA is already > 50% of the country and half of the remainder works for the government.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 07:34 AM (t2KH5)
How hard would it be to print up some Passports?
I sense an opportunity here.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 25, 2015 07:34 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:35 AM (sj3Ax)
"Help me find my water wings!..."
Christmas delayed, but not washed away! Will be on the road shortly. Have a Merry, safe, and blessed Christmas, Horde!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Galaxy Grump at December 25, 2015 07:36 AM (m9V0o)
Yup, from Alladin. To be honest I didn't remember it myself. But if someone asked me if I supported bombing some country I didn't recognize I'd smell a rat. A demon-rat.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:36 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 07:37 AM (k0xxN)
They're all on same payoffs, Chamber of Commerce & they want TFGCare, amnesty (cheap labor ) & the TPP.
I wrote here yesterday that we need a president elected that loves America & reveres The Constitution.
Giving up Power of The Purse is something The Stupid Party would do.
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:42 AM (sj3Ax)
G'morning, Horde ! Merry Christmas !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 25, 2015 07:44 AM (erRNA)
That will teach those bastards to build any more Q-bombs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 25, 2015 07:44 AM (WVsWD)
That's it! I've been racking my brain trying to remember the little country in "The Mouse That Roared".
Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2015 07:47 AM (ILwW3)
It's all 'gotcha' politics anymore. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. So tired of losing. Trump or Cruz, we gotta win the next one or it's over.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:48 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:51 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Agrabah refugee at December 25, 2015 07:52 AM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:55 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 07:56 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:56 AM (sj3Ax)
I don't mean this in a snarky way, but what would have to happen for you to believe it's already "over?"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 25, 2015 07:57 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:56 AM (sj3Ax)
Relaxing, doing some Navy paperwork, and going to a family dinner later at my Aunt's.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:58 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2015 07:59 AM (ILwW3)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently vile) at December 25, 2015 08:01 AM (XTqOc)
And Merry Christmas to the Horde.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2015 08:02 AM (ptqRm)
And frankly, imaginry or not: if Cair is defending it the country should be placed on a terror watch list just on principle.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 25, 2015 08:05 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 08:06 AM (IPirI)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 25, 2015 08:06 AM (yxw0r)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2015 08:07 AM (ptqRm)
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Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 08:08 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 08:09 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Carol at December 25, 2015 07:56 AM (sj3Ax)
Relaxing, doing some Navy paperwork, and going to a family dinner later at my Aunt's.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:58 AM (DUoqb)
No Chinese food? No movie? Fairly sure those are both in Leviticus.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 25, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r)
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