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Morning Thread (12-23-2015)
Merry Christmas eve eve.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FCF at December 23, 2015 06:10 AM (kejii)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2015 06:10 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 23, 2015 06:11 AM (FrHC0)
Posted by: In Exile at December 23, 2015 06:13 AM (+BFpS)
DAY 1,141
321 to go (394 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:14 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 06:14 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 06:15 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: FCF at December 23, 2015 06:15 AM (kejii)
As a Jew, Brooklynite, vulgarian and someone relatively conversant in Yiddish, I have never heard the word "schlong" used as a verb. It's a noun.
That said, I was kind of shocked, not so much by Trump but by the reference to Geraldine Ferraro.
When did this become a word? The world wants to know . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:17 AM (uRmWf)
Sometime in the 80s or before, if the sidebar link is to be believed. I only ever remember hearing it on Beavis and Butthead.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:18 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Did Brian Williams invent it?
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:18 AM (8ikIW)
AND . . . As a Jew, Brooklynite, vulgarian and someone relatively conversant in Yiddish, let me say Merry Christmas to you all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:18 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2015 06:19 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:19 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:19 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
This year the SIL works at the hospital on Christmas. So the wife and I are thinking about doing a Christmas Story dinner at the local Chinese restaurant.
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:21 AM (8ikIW)
Weird. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:19 AM (uRmWf)
Point taken, and I don't think the -ed ending is Yiddish, so it has to be an American usage. Maybe some kind of really weird obscure New York / Coastal Elite thing that never trickled down to us regular people?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:22 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:19 AM (cbfNE)
How about this classic, courtesy of National Lampoon Featuring Bill Murray and Gilda Radner.
"Kung Fu Christmas" circa 1974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTvgaVzCkFU
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:23 AM (uRmWf)
Wasn't Trickling Schlong a Nascar driver?
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: goon at December 23, 2015 06:24 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:23 AM (8ikIW)
That was Dick Trickle, nein?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:25 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2015 06:25 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Bayou City at December 23, 2015 06:26 AM (fWnjd)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:22 AM (J+mig)
As I mentioned in an earlier thread, I grew up in a very jewish area outside of Philly. We used Yiddish words in our English at least as much as anyone. We were familiar with Yiddish theater, Yiddish songs and the the anglicized aspects of Yiddish. My friends used Yiddish words liberally in our English and we all cursed quite a bit. I spent about ten years living in Manhattan on the upper west side ... and I have never in my life heard "schlong" used as a verb. NEVER. Never ever ever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
A couple guys at work were big Nascar fans. The rest of us would start to laugh when they talked about Dick.
Also midget racing.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:17 AM (uRmWf)
"Dick" beget "dicked".
"Screw" beget "screwed".
"Hose" beget "hosed".
...and though there was language, there was never enough. They shall commit whoredom, yet will not add much to the whole.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:28 AM (cbfNE)
Same here. BUT . . . It's Trump, so "luz'm gayn."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:29 AM (uRmWf)
It's too early to be awake.
Posted by: Hikaru
Heh, silly Daywalkers...I've been lurking for hours.
PS...
Good Morning all.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus #twoweeks at December 23, 2015 06:29 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
Where do you put the saddle?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:29 AM (uRmWf)
An hour later it drags you back in.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ha!
We always pictured 2 short people running the hundred yard dash.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:31 AM (8ikIW)
So Chukka is over. What did you get?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:32 AM (jJRIy)
An hour later it drags you back in.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Maybe you got arterial monochromia.
("Honeymooners" reference)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:32 AM (uRmWf)
Just remember, a schlong in a thong is always wrong.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM
A ding in a sling should not be a thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 06:33 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:32 AM (jJRIy)
Chukka? What the hell is that? Chukka Khan?
Oh, you mean Cha-NOO-ka! I got nothing but "tsoris" and melted candle wax on my table!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:33 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 06:34 AM (F+xWX)
And speaking of Hanukkah, I'll dust off this favorite and dedicate it to BLM:
"Oh dreidl, dreidl, dreidl,
I made it out of matzah,
And when it's dry and ready,
I'll give it to a schvar---"
And to all a good yuntif.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:35 AM (uRmWf)
-Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:27 AM (8ikIW)
"Where do you put the saddle?
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:29 AM (uRmWf)
No saddles, man. You just put a syringe of HGH at the end of twenty-five meters and open a gate.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 06:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Hotspot Controller
Captive Portal Appliance Voucher Support
I can't imagine why anyone would click on that.
Posted by: m at December 23, 2015 06:35 AM (d4uu4)
And people are generally ignoring the temporary part. And normally I would think that was the lack of attention to detail of low information voters. But even LIV can think "until we come up with a better process" is something that isn't going to happen. They think the word temporary is some kind of hand-waving. A lot of people assume that if the federal government had a better process, it would have happened already. I believe this is gross neglect but I don't know.
FYI If I thought that feeding the dead terrorists to pigs on live tv would dissuade a terror attack in the future, I would do it. Appealing to the better angels of future suicidal murderers will not prevent a single death.
I don't think that Trump will be the next president, which is why I find his campaign more amusing than most people.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 06:36 AM (VdICR)
("Honeymooners" reference)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh Crap! (looks for guy with cart)
Honest, I'm feeling better
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:36 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 06:37 AM (F+xWX)
I have a diabetes ad, that annoying slag from Progressive Insurance, Lincoln, Neiman Marcus and Harry's Razors.
Ace is raking it in. And he can thank us slaves here in the hold with the oars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:38 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 23, 2015 06:38 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:36 AM (jJRIy)
Laid. That's sufficient. And a nice plate of latkes and apple sauce.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:39 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:39 AM (jJRIy)
I have a diabetes ad, that annoying slag from Progressive Insurance, Lincoln, Neiman Marcus and Harry's Razors.
Ace is raking it in. And he can thank us slaves here in the hold with the oars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:38 AM (uRmWf)
The bad news is the Captain wants to go water skiing after lunch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 06:39 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 06:36 AM (VdICR)
It's not going to be Cruz, either. The Establishment would only back him for the nomination to unseat Trump, then make a half-assed effort like they did for the Romney campaign so they could go "oh darn, we lost, another 4-8 years of not having to do anything and keep collecting huge paychecks."
He won't have the funding to run a winning campaign, because the people doing the funding would rather have a Hillary presidency than a Cruz presidency.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:41 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:41 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:42 AM (jJRIy)
Just as a reminder, when AIDS was first identified, the right and proper thing that should have been done was to quarantine those already infected until a treatment could be created and more importantly to stop the spread of the disease. The responsible scientists who proposed this became pariahs, and some threatened with physical violence.
The rest is history. Millions of needless deaths.
Q.E.D.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:42 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:42 AM (J+mig)
One more day of work, then 4 off.
Getting killed at work right now, but it beats not working.
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 23, 2015 06:42 AM (o9lmn)
Jewish girls still screw? Shit, I might convert.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:41 AM (jJRIy)
Wife's Bhuddist by way of lapsed Catholicism. Seriously, most of my non-Jewish friends think Jewish women are amazing in bed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:43 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Nip Sip
A friend that has a Jewish wife said she was a "10"
That's a 6 that will have sex with you after 4 days of begging.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Is Ikea still advertising the swastika table?
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 23, 2015 06:45 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: goon at December 23, 2015 06:45 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 23, 2015 06:42 AM (J+mig)
You ignore Teh Ted at your own risk. The primary votes have yet to be cast. But your point is taken. Given your list, Trump is a no-brainer (pregnant with meaning, that).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:45 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (faqzI)
Apparently she's been assimilated by the borg.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
True.
The only Jewish girl I screwed was. I think it was because I was not Jewish and she felt she could give it all up since I was not a Jew.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (jJRIy)
That's a 6 that will have sex with you after 4 days of begging.
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Q: Why do Jewish women make love in the dark?
A: Because they can't stand to see anyone else have a good time.
NB: I am Member of Tribe so I have dispensation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:47 AM (uRmWf)
Apparently she's been assimilated by the borg."
-Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
The hair scares children. The odd faces terrify them.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 06:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Apparently she's been assimilated by the borg.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
Having no children of my own, and not knowing the exact particulars of your family dynamic, I can't begin to give you advice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
What the guardian doesnt tell you is that 2 of the adult members of the 11 had undisclosed criminal records. And even though obama is in control some how it is Trump's fault. lol
http://goo.gl/gKfo5b
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (iQIUe)
Apparently she's been assimilated by the borg.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM (cbfNE)
Adjust your phaser to cycle frequencies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (kpqmD)
Keeping my fingers crossed. I'm not convinced that either Jeb or Dondi are out of the picture yet. A depressing thought.
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (o9lmn)
I know that serial killers don't lack a conscience, they are at war with it. Which means that their conscience is too strong to ignore. Someone who lacks a conscience might be a cold robot, but this would not prevent them from being a good person and benefit society.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (VdICR)
Having no children of my own, and not knowing the exact particulars of your family dynamic, I can't begin to give you advice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
But since your post is a thinly-veiled "cri de coeur" let me give you some advice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (uRmWf)
Apparently she's been assimilated by the borg.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:46 AM
Maybe you could help her get a summer job at Salem Communications. She'd be in good company.
Or, perhaps, here. Ace seems to have a bee in his bonnet about teh Vulgar, Boorish, Crude, Blunt Donald.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 06:50 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:52 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:52 AM
Doesn't make you walk around humming "Bjorn to be Wild"?
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 06:54 AM (z/vax)
I'm trying to think of local volunteer opportunities for her that would lean right rather then left.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:54 AM (cbfNE)
The Christmas spirit is that hope
which tenaciously clings to the hearts of the faithful
and announces
in the face of any Herod the world can produce
and all the inn doors slammed in our faces
and all the dark nights of our souls
that with God all things still are possible,
that even now
unto us a Child is born!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 06:56 AM (qES5k)
Born free! My uncle's a doctor . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:56 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:57 AM (uRmWf)
Hillary can have my schlong when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: goon at December 23, 2015 06:57 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 06:56 AM
Well, yeah. Because Joos....
But you really don't fit the stereotype unless there's a lawyer in the family, too.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 06:58 AM (z/vax)
-Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:54 AM (cbfNE)
-Did you know that churches volunteer money and time to help the homeless?
-Government takes money and property from people to force you to do something that you'd already do. It makes you lazy, doesn't it?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 06:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:00 AM (OQ9R7)
What so many people don't get about Vulgar, Boorish, Crude, Blunt Donald is that he is also Telling The Truth about a lot of things that have been brushed aside under a coating of bs for so long that the rot is becoming .... problematic.
I am willing to tolerate quite a lot as long as I keep hearing Truth. It's been a thing in very short supply most of my lifetime.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 23, 2015 07:00 AM (erRNA)
I wonder if 14 is too young to read Levin's "Plunder and Deceit?"
You should make a deal with her. Read the entire book, be prepared to discuss it intelligently and if I see you read it and understood it, you give her some sort of monetary reward.
Or, just bribe her with praise; "Honey, I think you are mature enough and smart enough to read this and to gain some understanding, not about Trump, but as to my outlook on life and why you should be concerned for your future."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:01 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 06:58 AM (z/vax)
One lawyer. Cousin on my dad's side. Haven't spoken to him in well over 10 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:02 AM (uRmWf)
As I walk across the room, I drop all but one of the grapes and hand it to "The Grape-less".
I then yell... "You People Aren't Giving Enough Grapes!"
*scene*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:03 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 23, 2015 07:04 AM (erRNA)
72 and thunderstorms for Hymietown tomorrow, with showers and 65 for Christmas.
Wow. I wonder when the blizzards are going to hit?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:04 AM (uRmWf)
Worse, she's perfectly fine with supporting laws that force your ten year old daughter to share public bathrooms with adult male trannys.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 23, 2015 07:06 AM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2015 07:06 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 23, 2015 07:04 AM (erRNA)
Been singing that one for years, but with PC all the rage here in Ameritopia, the last word gets garbled.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:07 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:07 AM (T3Tpd)
FenelonSpouse is a school bus driver for nursery, elementary and middle schools kids. Some have brought FS cookies and candy and other gifts and I said, "Yes; You have to write out thank you notes' . There are like forty kids on each bus run and they handing him things without tags. FS is very appreciative but said to me, "This is a nightmare. Some of the little Indian kids look alike cause they are all the same size, they all have blue coats and have crew cuts and I only see them for a minute going in and out. How do I know which one gave me which present? (I said, "Do the best you can") FS said about one little one, "He gave me some home made cookies I can't read the writing it. Is it supposed to be "From Dwen"? Who names their keep 'Dwen?" I said, "Well, that rock star named his kid "Dwezeil?" "Yes, he replied. But that's a rock star." We finally figured out the kid's scrawl was "Owen" not" Dwen" FS went off in a Santa hat because I thought it would make someone laugh. I think he'll be glad when the day is over.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 07:08 AM (qES5k)
When did "gifting" become a verb?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2015 07:06 AM (1ijHg)
The hell do I know? But I really LOATHE the Ebonic crap, especially "disrespecting." It's a friggin' noun, not a verb.
I realize that slang always creeps into the vernacular, and maybe it's trivial, but he who controls the language controls the culture.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:10 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:07 AM (T3Tpd)
And Rosie Ruiz is the greatest runner since Roger Bannister and Emil Zatopek.
Pfft.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:10 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:04 AM
I think it's gonna be a while. But I won't kvetch about that, especially after last year.
Does surprise me that the teevee newsies aren't muttering about "global warming" with all the Al Gore-y details.
One thing I have noticed in the past few days is that all the Record High Temperatures (!!11!!) predicted for this area have been eased downward. As of two days ago, there was talk of hitting almost 70 on Christmas Day. Now, it'd down to mid-50s.
Maybe the Wicked Blizzuhds are closer than we think....
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 07:10 AM (z/vax)
But liberals won't know for fifty years that kharma had served them well. It would trade their empty-headed narcissist for ours. The divide would not be between smart-classy, and dumb-vulgar. Obama's only emotion for America is disgust. Trump loves NYC, which means he at least vaguely likes America. That's an essential upgrade.
But yeah, if the establishment hates Cruz more than Trump, then they are a parasite that will someday kill the host.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 07:10 AM (VdICR)
Syria has killed hundreds of civilians and caused massive destruction in
residential areas, according to a report released Wednesday by Amnesty
International.
Thats why we are very careful not to hurt anyone, so airstrikes are very limited....
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:11 AM (T3Tpd)
What the guardian doesnt tell you is that 2 of the adult members of the 11 had undisclosed criminal records. And even though obama is in control some how it is Trump's fault. lol
__________________________
That article is hilarious. The Obama administration refuses a visa to a group of British Muslims -- and that proves how dangerous it is to elect Islamophobes like Donald Trump! Trump has never been elected to anything, and yet look at all these horribly discriminatory policies he has already put in operation!
Also, when Norwegian Air refuses to refund the airfare of British citizens, that too is the fault of the U.S. government, which is run by that hateful Islamophobe Donald Trump!
Also, everybody on the planet has the unconditional right to enter the U.S. so that they can go to Disneyland, and it doesn't matter if they are criminals, terrorists, contagious-disease carriers, or whatever. The U.S. has no right to deny any foreigner the right to see Mickey Mouse and Elsa in person!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 23, 2015 07:12 AM (a31sM)
With a Rehoboth Beach sticker in the back window.
When I made a reference to the stereotypical relationship between Subaru and the GLTB community, she went ballistic, explaining that there is absolutely no connection.
She then scraped the Rehoboth Beach sticker off the car.
I guess I should send her Subaru's own report on the success of their marketing strategy
http://www.awpagesociety.com/images/uploads/Subaru_Case_Study.pdf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:13 AM (ptqRm)
In the horrid DeLaurentiis 1976 remake of "King Kong," Jessica Lange's character was Dwan.
I know there was an old silent era director named Alan Dwan, but, sheesh.
And Happy Christmas to the Fenelon's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)
My 14yo burst into tears yesterday at the thought of me voting for Trump.
And no doubtshaking her head in wonderment that her mommy was a racist.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 07:14 AM (X6fMO)
Or, perhaps, here. Ace seems to have a bee in his bonnet about teh Vulgar, Boorish, Crude, Blunt Donald.
Not only Ace. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 07:16 AM (X6fMO)
I realize that slang always creeps into the vernacular, and maybe
it's trivial, but he who controls the language controls the culture.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:10 AM
Another word, misused by hipsters and the uneducated, that really, really, really bugs me is "representing." As in "dude, he's really representing here."
Almost as bad as seeing people write that something "needs fixed," or "needs painted."
I fear my prediction that we are less than a generation away from communication by cave paintings will be borne out.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 07:16 AM (z/vax)
Ted Cruz, normally a fairly reserved guy even when he's on the offensive, went off on the Washington Post for that vile cartoon.
Good for him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 07:16 AM (uRmWf)
humiliation this degrading language inflicts on all women should.
#imwithher," Clinton Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri
BS
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:17 AM (T3Tpd)
But the Donalds use of 'schlonged' seems less profane, because it's a made up word. You could also say, 'Hillary got tubetuned by 0bama', and people would guess what the meaning was.
I just see it as a pushback against the politically correct crowd who wish to control all thought and language. Fuck em.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 07:18 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 07:14 AM (X6fMO)
Oh yes.
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 07:18 AM (cbfNE)
Sitting in Navy and Marine Corp Stadium watching the Mids play.
Up comes the Under Armor ad for "I will protect this house".
I love guttural, urban semi-intelligible yelling, which helps to stereotype football athletes as lower educated individuals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:19 AM (ptqRm)
Well, he may be named Dwen but he's getting a card that says, "Thank you Owen and family" It's the thought that counts. ;^) I told him its like a scripts-not that' he's an actor. He needs to memorize the names or the kids but I think probably a lot of drivers don't know names. They just know, "I pick up a kid at 42 Pine Tree Way " or whatever.
Thanks for the Christmas wishes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 07:21 AM (qES5k)
Please be respectful of the vast minority and refrain from wishing eachother a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 07:21 AM (n69nV)
That's why they are going ape-shit about Trump's proposal.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2015 07:21 AM (1ijHg)
I was fixin' to mention that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2015 07:22 AM (/Mv08)
But most of the sites where the TDS approaches hysterical levels have fallen off my visiting list. My tolerance for political punditry of any sort is being worn down to something rather smaller than a nub, and the worst of the phonus-bolonus Great Game of Politics crowd aren't worth the time it takes to read their stuff.
I still have hope that Ace, a sharp guy, will eventually recognize the absurdity of his stance re Trump.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 23, 2015 07:22 AM (z/vax)
Obama makes an amazing 40 yard chip shot.....now that is news worthy of a headline.
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.And that is exactly why Hillary is successfully running for President, the media shields Democrats.
Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at December 23, 2015 07:23 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 06:54 AM (cbfNE)
Perhaps this has been mentioned but you could start imposing a tax on her allowance.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 23, 2015 07:24 AM (bPXBn)
-Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:19 AM (ptqRm)
That doesn't bother me as much as the ex-jock announcers falling in to the colloquial nexus that is "culture".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:24 AM (OQ9R7)
Whoreywood has been coarsening the culture all my life.
How many times that Hillary attacked an opponent with a bald-faced lie?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2015 07:25 AM (1ijHg)
-Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 07:21 AM (n69nV)
No.
*raises fist*
Fight the Power!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:25 AM (OQ9R7)
"
Remember, all cultures are morally equal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:25 AM (ptqRm)
=====
a lot of trees are budding, some blooming. going to be bad for them I think
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 07:26 AM (F+xWX)
-Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:25 AM (ptqRm)
What a Jihad, man!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Saw Puthy Willows putting out completely fuzz covered buds last week.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 07:27 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at December 23, 2015 07:23 AM (iONHu)
And the media is almost all Democrats
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:28 AM (T3Tpd)
A quick search shows that Yahoo Answers says they were discontinued, but I see them advertised on Amazon, BestBuy, Sears, and elsewhere, and the Kleenex website still has a page for them.
Well, then...
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker - mansizing at December 23, 2015 07:29 AM (mndtc)
Perhaps this has been mentioned but you could start imposing a tax on her allowance.
Better yet, take it away because "you didn't build that" and use it for something else. Or social justice her and take 60% of the allowance and give it to another child.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 07:29 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 23, 2015 07:30 AM (5Gpe2)
It's supposed to be in the 70s most of the week here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2015 07:33 AM (/Mv08)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 23, 2015 07:33 AM (OQ9R7)
The worst thing of all is when it snows or freezing rain before the trees have dropped all their leaves. Happens every bunch of years. Because of the extraweight and surface area, branches snap, trees tumble, then lights out for days.
Given the choice, I'll take the buds.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
site LinkedIn this year joined the still-small-but-growing roster of
companies offering employees as much time off as they'd like. As long as they get their work done.
Now that is the future, until they discover a robot can do your work until you come back!
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:34 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Gem at December 23, 2015 07:36 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: FCF at December 23, 2015 07:36 AM (kejii)
Posted by: MTF at December 23, 2015 07:36 AM (TxJGV)
I know with grapes at least, if a young sprout gets killed by frost in early spring, the bud can still put out secondaries, and even tertiaries. And other buds are probably not out yet. They have learned to adapt. But it is better if they didn't bloom now, of course.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 23, 2015 07:38 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2015 07:40 AM (/Mv08)
apparently, if it's your trees, get to watering them. also it appears to be a periodic problem, less of a danger than it first appears.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 07:41 AM (F+xWX)
Sorry to hear that; I'm not well either but I don't have a large group to entertain, and I'm not sure how much I entertain my family anyway. ;^) My teen is in semi permanent scowl. If he and I make it till he's an adult maybe he'll be entertained.
I hope that you feel better. Can you ask your family to pitch in?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 07:41 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 23, 2015 07:41 AM (rtXe+)
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:07 AM (T3Tpd)
It will get more press coverage than the 6 Americans killed in Afghanistan. The North Korean press looks on in wonder at the MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2015 07:41 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 07:41 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2015 07:43 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2015 07:43 AM (ZQfW9)
Baltimore: who knows, somewhere between 336 - ?
Cops trials will last most of next year.....
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 07:44 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: @votermom
Emptying bed pans at the local VA hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 07:45 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2015 07:45 AM (rtXe+)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 07:47 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2015 07:49 AM (/tuJf)
Good luck to her on that. If she cuts back on the drinking and gets more exercise, it could help.
Posted by: MTF at December 23, 2015 07:49 AM (TxJGV)
All the old men (and some not so old!) will be in there, openly smoking and swearing and shooting the shit in Italian, Sicilian and every dialect in between. It's great. He's been cutting my hair since I was 10, so 40 years now.
So I'm off to Tim Horton's and then to Tomasso's shop. He'd rather have that than an espresso.
Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 23, 2015 07:50 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2015 07:50 AM (IPirI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2015 07:51 AM (/Mv08)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 23, 2015 07:50 AM (HMt16)
Now that sounds cool. Enjoy!
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 23, 2015 07:52 AM (bPXBn)
Posted by: Mega at December 23, 2015 07:52 AM (9Du4t)
73 Christmas day. 76 on Saturday.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 07:52 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Gem at December 23, 2015 07:52 AM (c+gwp)
There is a clip of a terror attack on this blog that happened last Oct. But it is the clearest video I have seen of it. Look how many times that guy is shot and he just keeps getting up. Good visual rebuttal to those who complain about over kill.
http://goo.gl/xrjwCF
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 07:52 AM (iQIUe)
Milady and I were both awake at 5:30, and she said, if we both get up now, we could make it down to Tulsa (for the Cruz Christmas concert) by 9am. I got up. She went back to sleep. We probably aren't going to make it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Cruz/Bridenstine 2016 at December 23, 2015 07:53 AM (mndtc)
Lucky you to have that tradition. Enjoy!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 07:54 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 07:55 AM (iQIUe)
--
Actually what they've found is that people are scared to use any vacation time when it's "unlimited."
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 07:55 AM (cbfNE)
It will be perfect because you extended yourself to make things nice. I think people who do Christmas entertaining are often too hard on themselves. Take it easy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 07:57 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 23, 2015 07:30 AM (5Gpe2)
--
I'm thinking friends
Posted by: @votermom at December 23, 2015 07:57 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: no good deed at December 23, 2015 07:58 AM (GgxVX)
No one wants to be the guinea pig.
"Ooooooh. You took off 8 weeks. Tsk, tsk, tsk."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 07:58 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 07:58 AM (qES5k)
Paula Deen called me to say, umm, maybe there is such a thing as enough butter.
Bless her heart.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 07:59 AM (5QyYN)
It's a trap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 23, 2015 07:59 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2015 08:00 AM (VdICR)
From about the age of seven, my father put me to work. Cutting grass, weeding, snow shovelling, car washing, sweeping walkways, and on and on.
My sister did nothing. Nothing.
Guess who became the flaming liberal and who became the pro-capitalist conservative?
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:00 AM (7v/r5)
Blind hog and all...
The press sounded like teenage girls. Ugh.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 23, 2015 08:00 AM (bPXBn)
Posted by: Gem at December 23, 2015 08:00 AM (c+gwp)
Enjoy your life
There is no afterlife
I'm like O fuck you merry Christmas assholes
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:01 AM (F+xWX)
FWIW, I ran across this little item yesterday:
Islam Banned in USA in 1952
The Immigration and Nationality Act passed June 27, 1952 revised the laws relating to immigration, naturalization, and nationality for the United States. That act, which became Public Law 414, established both the law and the intent of Congress regarding the immigration of Aliens to the US and remains in effect today. Among the many issues it covers, one in particular, found in Chapter 2 Section 212, is the prohibition of entry to the US if the Alien belongs to an organization seeking to overthrow the government of the United States by "force, violence, or other unconstitutional means." This, by its very definition, rules out Islamic immigration to the United States, but this law is being ignored by the White House...
Ringo, commenting on USACarry
http://bit.ly/1O9lOmL
c/o Reaganite Republican
http://bit.ly/1V7k6Uf
Posted by: mindful webworker - borders, not boarders at December 23, 2015 08:01 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 23, 2015 08:01 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 23, 2015 08:02 AM (Vv/Pc)
A few movies have been made with this story, the have to keep killing to stay young...
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 08:02 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2015 08:02 AM (ShIkh)
Volunteering's great, but there's no substitute for thinking things through. Does she know why she thinks Trump is wrong, or the reasons why you'd vote for him? It takes time and patience to decapitate the liberal hydra of fallacies and lies.
Posted by: Socrates at December 23, 2015 08:03 AM (rtXe+)
Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2015 08:04 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:04 AM (iQIUe)
I guess you could also pray for those people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:04 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 23, 2015 08:06 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2015 08:07 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2015 08:07 AM (8HTq1)
A few decades ago I had traditions like that .... some died off, I moved away from the rest.
Maybe I'll drive the 10 miles to the nearest gun shop with coffee & donuts and start a new tradition today !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 23, 2015 08:07 AM (erRNA)
Did everybody get to see President Obama sink a 40 foot chip shot and
celebrate? Some things in life are more important than others.
All the SS cheered, they were ordered to cheer.
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 08:09 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:10 AM (fWAjv)
Even Rev Wright said "Church was never really his thing."
Five-minute video I did Jul 2014 about his "religion":
Cover
https://youtu.be/hJnqYiUwOfo
Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at December 23, 2015 08:11 AM (mndtc)
If they sign makers really thought about it what does "enjoy your life' mean anyway?. Was enjoying life the same thing to Mother Teresa as it is to Hillary Clinton? St Francis of Assisi didn't enjoy life? I don't think so
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:11 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 23, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
Read the article.
How many instances of bad math, or implied causation are you able to find in this dog turd of an article?
http://tinyurl.com/zflej3b
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 08:13 AM (ptqRm)
The first positive accomplishment of his presidency.
& it was just dumb luck
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2015 08:13 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 23, 2015 08:15 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 23, 2015 08:16 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 23, 2015 08:16 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:16 AM (fWAjv)
So the TFG chip shot is a real thing?
So says the MSM, I believe there is a video... North Koreans are jealous, their Kim Jong-un, has only done a 30 yard, but he did it with his eyes closed..
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2015 08:16 AM (T3Tpd)
Light Cream: 20% fat
Light Whipping Cream: 30% fat
Whipping Cream: 35% fat
Heavy Cream and Heavy Whipping Cream: 38% fat
She noticed that the milk they were using was super fatted. I think it was 18% fat. Very good.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:04 AM
I was about to make ice cream once which called for some combination of milk and cream. I sat down with paper and pencil and calculated the final fat percentage of that combination, then compared to fat percentage of half and half. Virtually the same. Slightly cheaper, too.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (1ijHg)
I always laugh at Scott Peterson's story that Lacey didnt mind him taking off on Christmas Eve to go fishing leaving her to shop and prepare for their Christmas family get together. Yeah, right.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (LXJ1e)
Never trusted that such experiences were any kind of validation. Only one person I know of ever actually died and came back to talk about it. I trust him.
Posted by: mindful webworker - many mansions, he said at December 23, 2015 08:18 AM (mndtc)
*BRB. Searching GunBroker for 'dangerous weapon.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: President Grinchface at December 23, 2015 08:19 AM (rtXe+)
Got the married daughter a Pandora bracelet with the kid's birthstones and some "family" thing.
The son collects watches, so I picked up a "Shinola" - far bigger than I would wear on my wrist.
Got two purses for the wife, both costing more than my first car.
Last minute, the pressure is on.
Posted by: jwest at December 23, 2015 08:19 AM (Zs4uk)
*BRB. Searching for 'illegal guns.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 23, 2015 08:19 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Begonia being extra topical and stuff at December 23, 2015 08:19 AM (k9qR4)
I'm afraid to click on it.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2015 08:20 AM (NeFrd)
Obama sucks balls but somehow was able to schlong Hillary in 2008.
Therefore president Hillary would be worse than Obama.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 23, 2015 08:21 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
To be fair, they did pull in a suppressed Uzi in an arrest about three weeks ago.
And in the same photo, they had several 5.56 mags displayed.
But, no firearm that shoots that caliber.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 08:22 AM (ptqRm)
http://tinyurl.com/ovv98bj
Large. Amounts. Of. Ammo.
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
The first positive accomplishment of his presidency.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 23, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
That's one putt(z) that I'd like to sink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (uRmWf)
said he was confronted by a very pissed off entity, as he put it. not a religious guy not an expected thing
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (F+xWX)
But, no firearm that shoots that caliber.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 08:22 AM (ptqRm)
Ha. Just linked that pic in 218
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
In that case, can I set aside a time to see with Harry Reid?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:24 AM (uRmWf)
Perhaps. I'm not saying they're absolute validation but this Dr. says he saw something and it changed his outlook and he wasn't religious. He began to believe in God, not in Jesus. Jesus said there was an afterlife I believe him but one person i know didn't have a near death experience. They died and were brought back to life and they saw what they said was heaven.
However, people who say this "There is no afterlife" are making an assumption with no evidence and they're just saying it to be pains in the backside to religious people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:24 AM (qES5k)
Islam? Pfft. You just described the Democrat Party and all its appendages everywhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:25 AM (uRmWf)
Trudeau wants to be killed last. What a weenie!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:25 AM (qES5k)
The greenskeeper, the mower, the landscaper, the course designer, the guy who bags up the grass seed, the guy who paved the cart paths, the folks who built the clubhouse...etc...
...oh yeah, the taxpayers who paid for his plane ride to Hawaii...
"You didn't make that shot!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2015 08:26 AM (NeFrd)
...The opponents of "Merry Christmas" and other uses of the word "Christmas" know exactly what they are doing. They are disingenuous when they dismiss defenders of "Merry Christmas" as fabricating some "war on Christianity." Of course it's a war on Christianity - or, more precisely, a war on the religious nature of America....
Dennis Prager, National Review
http://bit.ly/1Onr0FI
Javascript required to read
Posted by: mindful webworker - Merry Almost Christmas at December 23, 2015 08:26 AM (mndtc)
Yeh, that's the Uzi.
And the guy who wrote "Large amount of ammo" in the article also thinks that he is well endowed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 08:26 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:27 AM (F+xWX)
Posted by: V the K at December 23, 2015 08:27 AM (O7MnT)
Enjoy your life
There is no afterlife
I'm like O fuck you merry Christmas assholes
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:01 AM (F+xWX)
Graffiti I once saw:
"G-d is Dead" - Nietzsche
Right below it:
"Nietzsche Is Dead" - G-d
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (uRmWf)
Hillary will be far worse. Many fear the Clintons and will do her bidding, which is mostly exacting revenge on the right. Nobody fears Obama, and only say they admire and respect him because they are trained to think they do. They go along with his policies to stay in the tribe. With Hillary it will be like Stalins minions who were afraid to not lavish massive praise and applause for fear of being shot.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (1BQGO)
However, people who say this "There is no afterlife" are making an assumption with no evidence and they're just saying it to be pains in the backside to religious people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:24 AM (qES5k)
--------
Faith is the evidence of the unseen...
I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible...
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (F+xWX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (ZQfW9)
Classifying ANYTHING as an "assault weapon" is something only a liberal mind could manage.
FIFY
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (uRmWf)
"Guess who became the flaming liberal and who became the pro-capitalist conservative?"
A witnessed a samiliar dynamic between my father and his siblings. He came back from Vietnam, married and worked his whole life. His sister became a housewife right out of HS and never worked a day 50 years on and his brother worked less than a year on state job before getting full disability (unknown back pain). Flaming socialists both. Luckily I haven't seen them in over 20 years and probably never will again.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 23, 2015 08:29 AM (XgfBI)
And in case i don't "see you" until after Christmas-Merry christmas to you and your lady and your family. I enjoy your posts and your web artwork and humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:30 AM (qES5k)
Trudeau wants to be killed last.
Now that he's capitulated and made it public, what do they need to keep him around for?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 08:30 AM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 23, 2015 08:29 AM (XgfBI)
Consider yourself fortunate, I guess. Family is important, but at a certain point, so is a happy life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:31 AM (uRmWf)
this day will not end without incident
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2015 08:31 AM (ZQfW9)
Making women pay for their own birth control pills is barbaric. Honor killings of women is a cultural practice which we must overlook in a multicultural society.
I shouldn't have to explain this to you knuckledragging mouthbreathers.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:31 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: President Grinchface at December 23, 2015 08:33 AM (rtXe+)
1-77 started moving to new position. "A" & "B" in position. Still raining. A few shells landed to our left. Rain still holding up attack.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2015 08:33 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qES5k)
The thing is, there's death and there's near-death. Nobody who is brought back to life actually died, by definition, so that's why I can't really put much stock in what their brain showed them during trauma. But, that one fellow who we know the Romans did a thorough job on making sure he was dead....
However, people who say this "There is no afterlife" are making an assumption with no evidence and they're just saying it to be pains in the backside to religious people....
Of course. Absolutely. (See Prager article I mentioned above.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - brushed with immortality at December 23, 2015 08:33 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 08:36 AM (voOPb)
*****
I'd be willing to bet 10 bucks that he doesn't know what "ammo" is short for. Just uses it 'cause it sounds cool.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2015 08:36 AM (NeFrd)
I detect no irony because that sentiment is perfectly rational at face value.
Posted by: NSA sarcasm detection algorithm at December 23, 2015 08:36 AM (rtXe+)
Be interesting to see who paid for that. If it was the American Atheists, may they all end up like their founder.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 23, 2015 08:36 AM (XgfBI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:37 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:31 AM (uRmW
Amen.
Until you need them to select the nursing home you will wither away in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 08:37 AM (voOPb)
But the Establishment betrayed her, sending the super delegates to Obama.
So to make a schlong story short, Trump isn't implying anything regarding Hillary and Obama, but is referring to the behavior of the Establishment.
Posted by: despair at December 23, 2015 08:37 AM (VrdxH)
The first positive accomplishment of his presidency.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 23, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)
That's one putt(z) that I'd like to sink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (uRmWf)
Well after of our millions of dollars for his golf game its about time he did something right.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 08:39 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)
My daughter already has that figured out, she told me once, 'the bad one, with the Nightline van parked out front'.
She was being funny, she has my sense of humor.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:41 AM (7v/r5)
Santa, Dear Friends
http://bit.ly/uPbosF
I especially remember how outraged an atheist regular on the forum was that I didn't concede that this conflation of Santa and God was just confirming they were both fantasy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly holly days at December 23, 2015 08:41 AM (mndtc)
Well... maybe that was going to happen anyways...
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 08:42 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 23, 2015 08:43 AM (u5gzz)
http://tinyurl.com/ovv98bj
Large. Amounts. Of. Ammo.
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
I have more ammo than that in my sock drawer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:43 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly holly days at December 23, 2015 08:44 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:44 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 23, 2015 08:44 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2015 08:28 AM (ZQfW9)
Only the deadly Derringer matches the Raven in assault killing murder power.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:45 AM (fWAjv)
Until you need them to select the nursing home you will wither away in
Ugh. Just leave me out on an ice floe and let hypothermia do the rest.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:46 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 08:47 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:43 AM (kpqmD)
I'll have an arsenal in my stocking come Christmas morn.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:43 AM (kpqmD)
I'll have an arsenal in my stocking come Christmas morn.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv)
Getting a visit from Tactical Santa this year?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (F+xWX)
One bullet = one person dead. I guess. That's all I can think of when these people think of "large amounts".
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 08:49 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 08:50 AM (F+xWX)
"Mr." Wilson also had some choice words for Trump supporters and a sick, disgusting tweet to/about Ann Coulter.
Isn't this the guy we can't say bad things about around here? Is that still site law?
Posted by: teej at December 23, 2015 08:50 AM (xL9OZ)
"Consider yourself fortunate, I guess. Family is important, but at a certain point, so is a happy life."
My fathers family was a train wreck. He cut the cord with them long ago. Fortunately I have a very large and loving family on my mothers with few leftists.
Also I wanted to comment. I worked in a Jewish bakery when I was a teen that was ran by 2 brothers who left Germany in 37' and I heard a alot yiddish, but I never heard "schlong" either. "Putz" und "Schmuck"... täglich.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 23, 2015 08:50 AM (XgfBI)
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (NeFrd)
"I've had it with this shit! I QUIT!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:51 AM (kpqmD)
That's from the PJ Media Andrew McCarthy story.
But I think the verdict is still out, on whether he really believes the terror is not rooted in Islam. He recently reminded us that change is sometimes painful, or something like that. He encourages "get in their face", and stoked the "give them room to riot" policies.
Obama hates the white Christian capitalism, and is sympathetic to any he thinks feel oppressed by it, even Muslims that go jihad, it would seem. He made room for ISIS to riot, even when our military top brass told him of the slaughter that would occur if we left a power vacuum.
Obama of course won't say that Trayvon was right to attack Zimmerman, or that Brown's robbery and assault on an officer were righteous. But who can believe POTUS did not know the details, when bloggers could quickly find them? Obama chose thugs to be his martyrs and promoted them nationally, to the point of inciting violence.
Why assume Obama is in denial, when he has always lied his way to power? When he says to Christians "don't get on your high horse", and compares the terrorism to the Crusades, he is in effect admitting it is an Islamic movement. But he feels America is a colonialist Christian invader, and is sympatico with the Muslim invasion. He has deliberately given (radical) Islam room to riot in the ME and Africa, and now here, in calling off investigations.
It seems more likely Obama is just lying, not delusional.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 23, 2015 08:52 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 08:53 AM (W2YA6)
My best friends wife and I have a deal, if either one of us becomes incapacitated the other has to thrown them off the bridge.
No way am I going in.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2015 08:53 AM (/tuJf)
Nancy had a wonderful Christmas with a lot of presents and toys. A few days later she was talking with her older sister about what a great Christmas she had and said, "I sure hope Joseph and Mary have another baby."
Donald Dugan-Captiva, FL
Quoted in "More Holy Humor"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2015 08:54 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 08:37 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyjGo44MZOM
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 08:55 AM (ftVQq)
little Hispanic girls are no more than monkeys.
This enlightened view brought to you by the racist,anti-Hispanic, anti-girl, children-bullying, slime ball hypocrites at the Washington Post and especially their trained cartoonist, Ann Telnaes.
And it's always nice to see the Democrats and Progressives remaining true to their racist, divisionist roots.
Perhaps Ann Telnaes, good Progressive that she is, will classily suggest that the Cruz girls be steriized so as not to spread their greasy, beaner monkey genes into the general population.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2015 08:55 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (kpqmD)
Hoping.
I've been good.
Honest.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)
--
So deep are his Christian faith bonds, he has gone to church about 4 times total in 7 years.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 23, 2015 08:56 AM (pVkEV)
Not just a johnny-come-lately Schlonger, but a two time Schlonger of high caliber.
Trump is right... The Schlonger put the Schlong to the Billie-Jeff and Scankles Traveling Side Show when he played the Jesse Jackson/race card.
And now, the little Bastard (w/a capital "B") is trying to put the Schlong to Trump.
Posted by: franksalterego at December 23, 2015 08:56 AM (Fh+WR)
Saw a story at another site that was taken from Breitbart about what a top Kasich guy and Rick Wilson said about Trump.
"Mr." Wilson also had some choice words for Trump supporters and a sick, disgusting tweet to/about Ann Coulter.
Oh, no! Choice words! He's found our Achilles heel!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 08:57 AM (X6fMO)
****
Missus Chamber and I refer to this as pulling an "Indian on the Hill". It's been a good life, but I'd rather not sit in heaven's waiting room playing Wii bowling and eating strained peas.
Posted by: Grandma Hill's Tuba Practice Resonance Chamber at December 23, 2015 08:57 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 23, 2015 08:58 AM (uZNvH)
Reminds me there was an Islamic centered tv channel called Bridges TV.
The founders name was Muzzammil Hassan.
In February 2009, Hassan was arrested and charged with beheading his estranged wife Aasiya Zubair who also worked for Bridges TV. Her decapitated body was found at the TV station.
That name reminds me. Some Islamic tv st
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:59 AM (7v/r5)
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
I have more ammo than that in my sock drawer.
Srsly? I have more than that in the truck. Guns & ammo. More .223, .45, .22 & 12 ga.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2015 09:00 AM (YE6fT)
I don't play golf, don't know how to play golf, but in my life have shanked a few golf balls. Even one very long put on a dried up green that looked more like a cow pasture. The ball went right into the hole. Sheer luck, happens to everyone once in awhile.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 23, 2015 09:00 AM (FPdPD)
is barbaric. Honor killings of women is a cultural practice which we
must overlook in a multicultural society.
I shouldn't have to explain this to you knuckledragging mouthbreathers.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 08:31 AM (7v/r5)
Rule # 1 of picking your "tribe" is that anyone that accepts these two concepts as equivalent is excluded!
Rule # 2 is that people that hate dogs are excluded.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:01 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Yo! at December 23, 2015 09:01 AM (u9+TN)
Ted Cruz, normally a fairly reserved guy even when he's on the offensive, went off on the Washington Post for that vile cartoon.
Good for him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
As females with apparent conservative sympathies and 1/4 Hispanic genes, those two girls are a danger to progressivism and the Democrat party. As such they are not only fair game, they must be destroyed. It's too late to merely shut them up because the ad is already out. Its not so much a new low for the media wing of the progressive movement, its just a continuing of the general filth-wallowing they make a career out of.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 23, 2015 09:01 AM (kfcYC)
Perhaps Ann Telnaes, good Progressive that she is, will classily suggest that the Cruz girls be steriized so as not to spread their greasy, beaner monkey genes into the general population.
If the GOP candidates had any balls, here's what they'd do instead of the pansy-assed "condemnations" they're currently vomiting:
- all WaPo press credentials immediately revoked;
- any WaPo reporter found at a candidate's event to be immediately ejected with extreme prejudice;
- no WaPo reporter to be given any access to the candidate until Telnaes and her editor are fired, without pensions.
- if these conditions are not met, make it very clear the WaPo will have absolutely no access to a GOP administration.
If a kid is caught stealing and never faces consequences, he'll keep stealing. Until there are actual consequences for the MFM scum (not just polite tut-tuts of "really, old socks, that cartoon wasn't cricket, you know"), they will keep lying and slandering.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: D-Lamp was a prophet without honor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 09:02 AM (X6fMO)
I agree with Free Range - the moment I made the kids earn money and respect it - the more conservative they became. Teach her the scripture you don't work you don't eat. Is she the one that suggested the Kindle Fire?
Posted by: tops at December 23, 2015 09:02 AM (FBjP7)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 23, 2015 09:02 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 08:57 AM (X6fMO)
#Hashtags are the last refuge of scoundrels!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:03 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:03 AM (xWW96)
http://tinyurl.com/q79c3eq
http://tinyurl.com/nc6kx53
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:06 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 09:02 AM (X6fMO)
I don't know if D-Lamp was banned or chose to leave but he was damn right. MSM is THE enemy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:06 AM (fWAjv)
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sure maddogg thats what you tell us now until you keep the piece & ammo for yourself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 09:07 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: V the K at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (O7MnT)
On Monday, a terrorist attack on a bus in Kenya failed when Muslim passengers threw themselves over Christians to shield them from the Islamists' wrath....
Some Muslims were killed for their efforts. "No greater love."
Mary Chastain, Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1ZpcEX4
Posted by: mindful webworker - Merry Almost Christmas at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (mndtc)
Hey dad...what about me?
Posted by: CharlieMaddogg'sDildo at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2015 09:02 AM (X6fMO)
Using the terms, "balls", "honor", "spine", "integrity", "ptinciples", and/or "smart" in a positive manner in any sentence referring to GOPe politicians is blatant cognitive dissonance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: CharlieMaddogg'sDildo at December 23, 2015 09:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:09 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 09:09 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 23, 2015 09:09 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: John F. Kerry at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 08:48 AM (kpqmD)
Hoping.
I've been good.
Honest.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)
I was good this year. Didn't count for shit. Hopefully your mileage varies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 23, 2015 09:07 AM (voOPb)
I am gun poor now. Anyway, I'm a revolver guy. I have 2 .357's, a .44 magnum, and a .44 special and a .45 long Colt Peacemaker. I have a couple of autoloaders, but I seldom mention them.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (xWW96)
Look at it this way. A camera crew was there filming that shot, and probably ever round he's ever played. For the very FIRST TIME in seven years they have something to show.
From the amount of wind in that video he probably lined up about two feet off and the wind took the ball in.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (7v/r5)
Got my Daughter a 9 mm and ammo for Christmas. Got my Son ammo. Funny
thing is ammo is easy to get at my local mega sporting goods store,
except for fucking .22 rim fire. Son of a bitch. I tried again last week
and they had nothing but shorts. WTF?
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:03 AM (xWW96)
Why is 22LR still in short supply? It's been over two years.
Enough time to crank up a factory. I smell skunk.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:11 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: CharlieMaddogg'sDildo at December 23, 2015 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:11 AM (iynDC)
Asked Ann Coulter if Trump pays her more for anal on twitter.
Now that's the class kind of guy I want for a friend.
Posted by: teej at December 23, 2015 09:12 AM (xL9OZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
It's like a significant fraction of Canada went temporarily insane when they voted for this clown.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 23, 2015 09:13 AM (RD7QR)
You owe me big time for that save!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:13 AM (ftVQq)
My belief is that a lot of people started reloading during the last scare, so that accounts for more completed cartridges on the shelf. Since you can't reload rimfire, well, you know.
But that's just my theory.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:13 AM (W2YA6)
Because the weather here sucks asssssss...
F*** the weather.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 23, 2015 09:13 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:10 AM (kpqmD
i appreciate you, and your battle to stay above what life has thrown at you, not that it will help with stalking stuffing. but...
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (iynDC)
Only in my fifties and in the last 4 weeks, I've forgotten shitloads every day. It's funny, but I'm kinda hoping I've had a few strokes - at least that'd be something instead of this ... fog.
I'd appreciate prayers and/or wishes of good luck.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
Posted by: The Carpenters, Schlong Island, NY at December 23, 2015 09:15 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:15 AM (jJRIy)
sorry still on 1st cup of coffee after a hard night
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:15 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2015 09:15 AM (IPirI)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:15 AM (W2YA6)
====================
I've read that high blood pressre can also cause memory problems.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 23, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
On their way!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:16 AM (ftVQq)
I agree in totality.
But, the GOPe almost certainly agrees with this racist, children-hating, bullying "cartoon",
and are sniggering behind their withered, spotty hands.
Were this not the hated conservative Cruz but low-energy Jeb!-
the GOPe would be waging a PR war on all fronts of the MFM.
but, it's Cruz and his darling children, so....
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2015 09:16 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:16 AM (iynDC)
Only in my fifties and in the last 4 weeks, I've forgotten shitloads every day. It's funny, but I'm kinda hoping I've had a few strokes - at least that'd be something instead of this ... fog.
I'd appreciate prayers and/or wishes of good luck.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
You got it. Hopefully it's nothing major and they can fix you right up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:17 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
DO NOT worry. You will be OK, IF you do NOT worry.
Also, a blow job mostly cures this shit.
I read about it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:17 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (MNgU2)
One step ahead of ya. #301. Along with his workout video.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:18 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
You might try cutting back on the bourbon.
Seriously, I wish you only the best.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:18 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 23, 2015 09:18 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:19 AM (kpqmD)
Sort of reminds me of people posting that their beloved pet has crossed the rainbow bridge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 09:19 AM (ptqRm)
still if for you and not selfish for myself he/she might.
and good thoughts your way, just in case.
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:20 AM (iynDC)
Webb schlonged Hillary (problematic).
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:20 AM (ftVQq)
Well, that was the original name from 150 years ago, so that's what I always call it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:20 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (OiFtZ)
And now, I'm getting the urge to move into .45.
No....I don't need a Kimber.
But thanks for asking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (ptqRm)
Sort of reminds me of people posting that their beloved pet has crossed the rainbow bridge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 09:19 AM (ptqRm)
Pets go to Asgard when they die?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (kpqmD)
Good job. If it were a Republican, the MSM would be the one posting it side by side with the chip in.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (MNgU2)
Prayers up Inspector.
The horde a waits your report. We are not worried. Our prayers have cured a lot of shit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:21 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:22 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 23, 2015 09:22 AM (j+aWk)
"We didn't schlong on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock schlonged on us!"
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 09:22 AM (F+xWX)
Webb schlonged Hillary (problematic).
Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave,
When first we practice to conceive.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Lots of forgetting by a lot of people right about now.
Both Mrs VIA and I are flat ate up with it.
Hopefully your is nothing major, and just stress or other correctable issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (ptqRm)
Merry Christmas Eve Eve to the all the Horde.
What do I want for Christmas? Just a stocking.
With Lindy Booth in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (LUgeY)
I can believe he didn't know the details. I've been involved in electronic communications for 35 years, but I recently had a problem with a slightly older woman who wasn't giving me the link to an article she wanted me to see. Turns out she didn't know how to cut & paste on her own computer.
Obama is ideological, not curious, not interested in the truth. He's spoon fed information, likely by "yes men" and fellow travelers to whom the narrative and the agenda are more important than truth. They will use or create a crisis to advance their goals rather than heal wounds.
Posted by: despair at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (VrdxH)
Okaaaaay, that's not right. That is a really key dividing line between Islam and Christianity, which values every life.
I'm thinking that the speculation that he had converted to Islam are true?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (IPirI)
He will never lead you wrong
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (GNWYU)
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (iynDC)
Everyone should have a wrist bp monitor and check frequently. Ours is an Onron ordered through Amazon for less than forty bucks.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (7v/r5)
Any thoughts on the Armscor Rock Island Armory .38 snub nose at Classsic?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 23, 2015 09:24 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 09:24 AM (F+xWX)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 23, 2015 09:24 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2015 09:24 AM (IPirI)
How bad is it? Our scout executive last year could not find enough 22LR for scout camp.
A guy from PA sold us a few 1,000 rounds. We had to go to a gun show and pay in cash.
There really is something up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:25 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (iynDC)
What? Schlong?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:25 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 23, 2015 09:26 AM (F+xWX)
No, but the RIA .45 GI series catches my eye.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2015 09:26 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 23, 2015 09:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2015 09:26 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 23, 2015 09:27 AM (j+aWk)
it's nothing i don't even know why i commented on it.
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:27 AM (iynDC)
Dislike crowds anyway. Just thought it might be fun to be there.
As far as I can recall, the last time I went anywhere to see a politician in a crowd, Nixon was addressing... OSU graduation? Something like that. It was a few years ago...! I have some super-8 film of that, somewhere in the catacombs...
Posted by: mindful webworker - Cruz/Bridenstine 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:28 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2015 09:23 AM (IPirI)
Comment section at the HQ is a motivator to getting actual real life stuff accomplished???
Fuck me runnin'
Who knew.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 23, 2015 09:28 AM (fWAjv)
Only in my fifties and in the last 4 weeks, I've forgotten shitloads every day. It's funny, but I'm kinda hoping I've had a few strokes - at least that'd be something instead of this ... fog.
I'd appreciate prayers and/or wishes of good luck.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
IC, let me second the possibility of high blood pressure. I was at the point where I was actually in a fog all the time and it was simply because my BP was in orbit. The doc put me on meds and I'm much better now.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 23, 2015 09:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 23, 2015 09:28 AM (AJeMv)
http://tinyurl.com/j2f6las
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Posted by: willow at December 23, 2015 09:30 AM (iynDC)
No question those look nice.
I'm conflicted between Taurus and RIA snub nose (5 v 6).
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Posted by: mindful webworker - whew! at December 23, 2015 09:32 AM (mndtc)
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2015 06:21 AM (8ikIW)
"It's...smiling at us!"
This week is promising to try and kill me. Dialysis on Monday, a visit to the wound doctor for my left foot and an angioplasty on my fistula yesterday THEN go help a neighbor move some furniture around (just needed to get her tree up), off to the hospital today for another angioplasty (this time for my left leg) and dialysis, cook for tomorrow and Christmas Day, dialysis again on Saturday.
Not a year end rush- just everything lined up that way.
Posted by: Bill H at December 23, 2015 09:32 AM (Baojj)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 09:14 AM (7O9ts)
I'm feeling your pain, Inspector.
Posted by: Bill H at December 23, 2015 09:36 AM (Baojj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whew! at December 23, 2015 09:32 AM (mndtc)
If you have an erection lasting 4 hours or schlonger, contact your doctor immediately.
Posted by: Bill H at December 23, 2015 09:38 AM (Baojj)
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Posted by: OregonMuse at December 23, 2015 12:41 PM (pxwYc)
Doc wasn't concerned much, so that puts my mind at ease a bit.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 23, 2015 01:09 PM (7O9ts)
I looked at your list of great movies that did not include major explosions with interest... until I got to "Truth". And I mean "sad, pathetic hack" in the sense of "prostitute who does it for free because he loves self-abasement".
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 23, 2015 09:21 PM (LTquJ)
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