aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Merry Christmas: NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day
Little is known about the threat. However, while NYC and the NYPD have been informed of it, apparently it's not specific to NYC; it could take place in several cities, sources say.
I have my own guess but I don't wish to speak it because I don't wish to give them ideas. If anyone in the NYPD terrorist division or DHS drops me a line, I'll mention it. It's a very, very obvious idea -- or rather, I hope it's obvious to them.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: donna at December 22, 2015 04:09 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:09 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:10 PM (YQYIg)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at December 22, 2015 04:10 PM (NkNar)
Does it involve Michael Moore and food?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 22, 2015 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Barack Atah Adonai Obama III at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (YQYIg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (D5hxK)
Has ISIS threatened to toss them off rooftops?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (8ZskC)
I sure hope NYC is on top of things.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 22, 2015 04:14 PM (5/vU+)
And wasn't there just an article a little while ago about how commonplace it is for Chinese hackers to hack the US power grid? Seems as though that is a terrorist target just waiting to be seized
Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: President Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (sj3Ax)
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LUgeY)
New Years celebrations are more likely.
Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minmum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (NkNar)
Posted by: cjw at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (UJ59J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (gf8BH)
Did SantaCon happen yet? Seems like the totally not a Muslim terrorist could put on a red suit and blend in pretty easily.
All I know is I'm not taking my eye off Santa this Christmas. This reindeer don't play no games.
Posted by: Rudolf, glancing backwards nervously at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (LAe3v)
For the jihad. Of course.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:16 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (D5hxK)
Homeland featured this as a plot line a few weeks ago, so I'm not giving anyone ideas they haven't seen right on TV..
In Homeland, they were going to gas the tunnels...
So many people carry backpacks and satchels and even rolling luggage into subways, there's no way you would be able to prevent it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (UpGcq)
Eh. Too biped-y.
Posted by: Achmed the Goat Humper at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (uZNvH)
At some point in time she either separates from Obama, and goes to jail, or stays glued to him, and hopes she doesn't go to jail anyway.
I'm trying to feel her pain, but it ain't happening. My concern is with next weeks terror victims.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (7v/r5)
We are at war.
We need to adjust our policies accordingly.
The failure to do so it a pathologic failure to react.
Its like the frog that freezes in front of the snake. Thefrogthat doesn't get hoppin get eaten.
Adapt or die.
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (JTwsP)
Yeah, almost guaranteed after the last round of "no credible threats" claims from O.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)
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Subtitled - Shit Midas President Opens Yap Yet Again.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)
With Obama in charge? More likely he would bomb Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (qES5k)
Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minimum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World
Not if we can help it!
Posted by: BATF, DOJ, etc at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (wtvvX)
New York City supported the Crusades and has a very high horse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
If memory serves, it was also heavily involved in Malaya in the 50s.
Posted by: pep at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 04:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
Well, he has to wait for the media he hates to tell him what's going on...
...and shit.
*sighs in despair*.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (9d6yS)
My guess is its just more bull from muzzie terrorists, like the school shutdowns. But whatever, they are gonna attack a vacant store while everybody is at home. Ok, blow yourself up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)
Articles asking "What Did We Do to Make Them Do This?" and other such rubbish.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (hLRSq)
With Obama in charge? More likely he would bomb Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
Would we settle for Chicago?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (NkNar)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Only us Jooos
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Tony at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (n2jU+)
ISIS makes threats and announces strategy all the time via social media. Yeah, they may not pull off all of them (e.g. they plan to fly their flag from the WH), but they were announcing plans to flood Europe with immigrants, especially Rome, months in advance of the mass immigration. Also, the two ISIS dudes in Garland, TX apparently announced the attack 1 week in advance.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)
----
I'll take "Well, we had it coming." for a thousand Alex.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Sheriff De Blasio at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Only us Jooos
Wait, you guys all get phone calls before the attacks, I thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Only us Jooos
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)
I thought you guys would all be at a nice Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (a0IVu)
Hopefully, there will be a brave, armed citizen nearby to keep casualties to a minimum.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World
In Manhattan? The only civilians who are armed there are criminals.
Posted by: Doona and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)
In 2015 or 2016?
It is coming.
Posted by: Golfman at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (HHE0Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet!
I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (326rv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Only us Jooos
Unless the MOSSAD tells them not to.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World
I assume Howard Stern will be spending the holiday at his place in the Hamptons. Not sure if there are anymore armed citizens in NYC, well not legally at least.
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (D5hxK)
Actually he's very useful; too are enemies. Isn't it lovely to have a President that hates us so? Why should he care if an attack comes on Christmas. As far as he's concern, The One True God is vacationing in Hawaii.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (yru7T)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:18 PM (YQYIg)
One helluva great jobs program!!!
Posted by: Marie Harf at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (8ZskC)
"Bill Kristol: We'll have to start a new party if Trump is the nominee"
LIB?
No, WIB.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:22 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (83uIZ)
You going to see Taylor Swift for New Years?
Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (NkNar)
Oh you joker, you know who I'm seeing. Your favorite group of Vermonter hippies
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (D5hxK)
Well, MB attacked Coptic Christian churches during Christmas eve services. Boko Haram also likes to attack churches during services (and Sunday).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (NOIQH)
Technically, it is an innocents-free target as filthy infidels aren't allowed inside.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)
Yes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (9d6yS)
Nuke Mecca? Not while TFG is president.
We need a president that loves America! I hope the FSA & LIVs don't vote next year.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:23 PM (sj3Ax)
LIB?
No, WIB.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
How about the "Standing at the back, dressed stupidly, and looking stupid" party?
Posted by: Iva Biggun at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:15 PM (mUsVF)
So he can be charged for any paltry gun crime the DA can think up, and even if he beats the charges, he'll be broke. After all, we really can't have the citizenry taking up arms against those who would attack them. That is for the police.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (kKHcp)
Your second sentence indicates that Ace certainly knows more about written English than you do, Tony.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (qES5k)
Betcha they made you give it back, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (LO5Qy)
Velveeta Village.
Nobody st.
Not NY State.
Zipcode: nowheresville, man.
Posted by: 13times at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (LO5Qy)
Only us Jooos
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH
So do a lot of the dirty Gentiles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (voOPb)
Terror events are a result of Trump videos.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 04:20 PM (gf8BH)
I thought you guys would all be at a nice Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:21 PM (LUgeY)
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No.... rike this
Fa ra ra ra ra .... ra ra ra rah !!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (83uIZ)
Betcha they made you give it back, huh?
Posted by: rickb223
They did! We had to take it right back to Staten island. The cheering that took place as we left was rather rude.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (NkNar)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
He went to Sooth's School of Cob Love
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (voOPb)
Gangbangers have trouble hitting targets because of the way they hold their pistols, yo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
*sound of fat flesh stuck in toilet*
Bill! Gawdamnit lower the toilet seat!
*picks up copy of Playboy next to toilet*
*sighs contentedly*
Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (7v/r5)
Just because this always seems to be a common occurrence when someone starts getting bitchy at ace's post choice.
Your search - n2jU+ site:acecomments.mu.nu - did not match any documents
And I'll add:
Who's bitch this is?
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CAIR at December 22, 2015 04:27 PM (/FOB4)
You mean the experts who told us the attacks in both Benghazi and Egypt were because of a youtube video?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (/tuJf)
I'm pretty sure the terrorists won't attack the south side of chicago.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxA
Well, it is Rahm's city, never let a crisis go to waste. And what better way to pull everyone together? Conspiracy theory time?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:19 PM (voOPb)
Yes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain
............
Fuck youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (UpGcq)
Gangbangers have trouble hitting targets because of the way they hold their pistols, yo.
Saw a guy hold his pistol upside down and pull the trigger with his pinky and cut a playing card in half, edgewise.
Yeah, I was impressed.
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Golfman at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (48QDY)
Hell, I'm pretty sure the first 200 names in the New York City phone book know more about terrorism than the DHS. It's what happens when "experts" are chosen based on fealty to a political viewpoint.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (16TRA)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (YQYIg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 04:24 PM (kKHcp)
Cuccinelli and 10 bucks a month to insure against that.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
They got a 32 gun in their pocket for fun and a razor in their shoe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (FkBIv)
You mean the experts who told us the attacks in both Benghazi and Egypt were because of a youtube video?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (/tuJf
Haven't you seen all those Jihadists at Trump Rallys?
Thats according to Hillary
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (voOPb)
Someone on Twitter asked when Paul Ryan is up for reelection & I answered next year. I had a lot of people thank me.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)
How about the "Standing at the back, dressed stupidly, and looking stupid" party?
Posted by: Iva Biggun
To Be Fair (tm) That's my camouflage look.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (9YDUz)
Dear New Yorkers:
Sorry the government you elected took away your guns, knives and any pepper spray more effective than Binaca Sugar-free Spearmint.
Let us know how your rape whistle works out in a tactical situation.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)
You tell em! They're being mean to me!!!
Posted by: Spokesditz Marie Harf at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:28 PM (UpGcq
You and dumbartist leave town for the weekend.
Ok Jerry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (voOPb)
Yeah, I was impressed.
Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (16TRA)
It is what happens when the government is used to employ the unemployable.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (HHE0Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:32 PM (ODxAs)
Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.
Naw. It was a demonstration. One of the instructors at sig sauer academy.
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:32 PM (JTwsP)
And what happens when FBI and DHS leadership/Obama tell their analysts to stop focusing on mosques and Muslim because it's racist or something, so they focus on white militias in flyover states.
Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (8XRCm)
He should just shut the hell up. Let the adults deal with these scum. Play golf. Eat ice cream. Watch Sports Center.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96
Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (voOPb)
Little is known about the threat. However, while NYC and the NYPD have been informed of it, apparently it's not specific to NYC; it could take place in several cities, sources say.
My worldwide intelligence network is uploading data right now.
Let me decipher it...decoding...decoding...OK, I've identified the source of the threat, and the location of the planned attack!
The threat is coming from a group known as Islam, and the attack could happen anywhere at anytime.
Sources report that they commit terror attacks because they are an evil death cult.
Quick, someone sent this info to the NYPD!
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: King Shit Midas at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (sj3Ax)
We're getting hit in 3 days. I'll take the under at two days.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (LO5Qy)
The experts' memo was then rewritten by the current crop of liars in charge to make it sound like it was about a video.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (uZNvH)
If you opted to get that special lady a pressure cooker rather than a vacuum, take a cab over to her apartment, not the subway.
Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (NkNar)
Ok Jerry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
...........
Actually I live so far out of the city now, I am not personally worried about an attack.
We used to have a family outing in the Loop on Christmas Eve.. see exibits at the Art Institute and lunch.. but we don't do that any longer.. we'll saty out here in the "safe" burbs this Christmas..
That said.. the number of "Asians" has quadrupled out here..
situational awareness is something I learned growing up on the south side and I haven't lost it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (UpGcq)
Which should put every city on high alert for an ISIS led Paris style attack.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: tu3031
___________
Oh, just great. You take a perfectly sensible policy and then go attaching conditions to it.
Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (3GAnN)
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Hawaii? Get the hell out of the islands NCJ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (voOPb)
Negative, NYPD has been told not to profile in that manner. Your IP has been reported to the authorities. Thank you and have a nice day.
Posted by: DOJ at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (YQYIg)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (DL2i+)
**hic**
Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:33 PM (8XRCm)
Not even with Xerxes pierced penis.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain
Nope; I want no American city hit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:29 PM (qES5k)
At this point, and God help me, I'd almost help them.
....after I bugged the parents out, of course.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (9d6yS)
Part of me understands where you are coming from. But I think of ace, other cobs, JJ Sefton, CDB and not all of those guys asked for or voted for the shitheads that are in office.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yahbut, those guys have jet-packs and are swivel-headed.
Or, they do in my imagination.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (IPirI)
free range jihadist @ #33, I get your reasoning there.
But really? I don't see Hillary paying any price - any - no matter what happens.
That's the major, astonishing, inescapable transformation of US politics: absolutely no consequences for disastrous policies, no accountability.
Obviously many wheels turning in this: no press, generally a wildly distorted public square in terms of info, ignorant electorate (esp. incl. "educated" people), what seems to be an historically unique absence of any leadership qualities in the leadership class, etc.
Last time there appeared to be *any* accountability/consequences for outrageous political misbehavior was the 2002 mid-terms. The backlash mid-terms of 2010 and 2014 were superficially cases of consequences/accountability, but as we know now - not really.
Not impossible to imagine the combo of robot Dem voter disengagement/demobilization and GOP/swing voter enthusiasm that would sink Hillary - but oit seems highly improbable, given the state of the nation.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2015 04:36 PM (QDnY+)
Thats according to Hillary
When you have to constantly lie about your foreign policy and the failures it causes, a rational person will rethink their position.
The attacks on 9/11 in Egypt and Libya were carried out with groups associated with al Qaeda. In fact the attack in Egypt was coordinated by Muhammed al Zawahiri, yea, his brother. And the reason they stated quite openly and plainly was because of the imprisonment of Omar Abdel-Rahman, the Blind Sheik and the guy who first tried to take down the World Trade Center.
But he isn't in Gitmo, he's in prison in North Carolina. You will never hear this from Hillary, her husband had him tried as a criminal and thrown in a US jail, or Obama who is pathologically obsessed with closing Gitmo and claiming terrorists won't care about prisoners if we would just transfer them to US jails.
Because they lie. All. The. Time.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Swept under the rug.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (Fmupd)
KABOOM!
"Let me be clear..."
KAPOW!
"ISIS does not represent Islam!"
FOOMPF!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (4ErVI)
His stupidity is truly the only unlimited part of his psyche.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (xWW96)
and that old north wind should begin to blow,
keep your head together and call my name out loud.
Soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name, and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall, all you have to do is call and I'll be there.
Posted by: From a Bunker somewhere in the Pacific at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (BngQR)
So, I'm not in the zone of danger, but I'm going to pray for all those people at risk. Those who areinnocent, those who arein charge -misguided as they have been -that they wake up and act, and those who protect and serve that they be in the right place, at the right time, and in force.
OurLady ofVictory Prayfor Us.
Rosary right now.
Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 04:37 PM (JTwsP)
preach it, rhomboid
Posted by: DOJ at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YQYIg)
Glad to hear you are in the safer area of Chi-town. Us Morons have to back one another.
My town, barely noticeable, let alone attack worthy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (voOPb)
Maybe something happened to Howie?
Now more songs. Strange?
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Lord Kerry at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YQYIg)
I heard she was "turning her life around". Oh yes I did.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 04:38 PM (YFFpo)
Naaaah.
Posted by: West at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (1Rgee)
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Fucker ALWAYS hedges his bets. "Paris style."
Hey ..... President Fuck Me In the Ass..... you mean like "not a Marine Barricks Style" or not a "Twin Towers Style"..... or not a "Mali Bombing Style" ... or not a "Major Nidal Hassan Workplace Violence Style'????
Because youre always to fucking clever by half in the word play games you use. So fuck you in your fucking fuck hole fucker.
Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Beth M at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (kiy9d)
Repeat, the President is safe.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: tu3031
She was looking forward to going to college. She Dindoo Nuttin. (It's a unisex name.)
Posted by: Dindoo Nuttin's Momma at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (/FOB4)
I have a brother with business in Manhattan far too often for my likes. He was a block away from World Trade on 9/11. It helps mitigate the impulse to see a blue city turned to rubble.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 22, 2015 04:39 PM (9krrF)
no, the other guy
no, the other one
no, not me
the one that the press is saying is a Trump supporter.
Actually supports Hillary!
*shhhhh
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
Whom Obama and Shrillery we're trying to get released to Egypt. A la the Lockerbie Bomber.
Posted by: Phishing at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (NkNar)
smart military blog whatever
I come for the poetry
Posted by: Lord Kerry at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (YQYIg)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (8XRCm)
I saw a police press conference on the local LV news yesterday. Police have concluded that it was not terrorism.
Next Question: "Then what was it?"
Answer: "We don't yet know the motive."
*Facepalm*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Very positive faith orientated approach.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (LYCUN)
IMHO, the gubbermint is just fear mongering, so that when the new year hits, they can claim the only way to stop terrorism is to get rid of all the guns in America.
Except for guubbermint guns of course.
And yes, I am crazy enough to think "false flag" as well, just to make sure our guns to away.
/adjusting tin foil hat...
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (9JJgN)
I'm a Bernie Sanders supporter because I care about people. I have a huge heart. Now fuck you, you racist Islamophobes. The call to Islamic prayer is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard, and only stupid rubes go to Christian churches.
Posted by: My Nitwit Facebook "Friends" at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (7Kbxu)
situational awareness is something I learned growing up on the south side and I haven't lost it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:35 PM (UpGcq)
Hey, Jerry, I grew up in NW Indiana, Crown Point to be exact. I visited my sister this past August and we went into the Loop and visited the Art Institute. We had a perfect day there.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (kXoT0)
Yeah, I was impressed.
Do that in a gun fight an Mr. Murphy will shit down your stovepipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:31 PM (LO5Qy)
Evidently Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Posted by: Doc Holliday at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (GrXXa)
"NYC Receives "Credible Threat" of Terror for Christmas Day"
..................
Well, tear my arm off.
Posted by: Inspector Krough at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
Maybe Howie ate at Chipotle and had that call from nature that MUST be answered?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2015 04:43 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
.......
Cool! Yeah, I love it down there.. for a visit.. I don't think I could live in the city anymore..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:41 PM (xWW96)
Nice, all my boss ever gave me was one piece of "artisanal" chocolate in a twee little box. My last boss was Eastern Indian and Hindu, so he basically ignored Christmas.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (NkNar)
yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (/tuJf)
no, the other guy
no, the other one
no, not me
the one that the press is saying is a Trump supporter.
Actually supports Hillary!
*shhhhh
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 04:40 PM (fWAjv)
Mosques have been attacked in the ME. And you know what? It isn't the Coptic Christians, its not Hindus, its not Buddhists, its not atheists its fucking Muzzies attacking other Muzzies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (jJRIy)
She has a name and a picture. There are conflicting accounts as to whether she is muslim. I read on one site that she was a member of a radical mosque in Oregon but it wasn't substantiated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8HTq1)
My guess is Nation of Islam.
All read rumors that she was yelling "aloha snackbar" as she mowed people down.
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (9JJgN)
Hillary says it's evidence Trump is turning peaceful muslims against us.
Trump changes campaign slogan to:
World War 3: This Time It's Personal
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Pastorius at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (gMAUH)
JJ and CBD are tribe. They automatically get the courtesy call not to show up for work tomorrow. So the phone chain kicks in. Ace misses the call, cause lesbian porn (OF COURSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT).
Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (fMQoG)
No name or picture.
Take a guess
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:42 PM (jJRIy
Her name and picture is out there. Quite the looker.
NOT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (voOPb)
NYC is a coastal city with a shitload of water around it.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (GrXXa)
Expecting son from airport any minute to begin festivities. So will be busy/more insane for a few days. I will probably check in on the 26th, my day of taking to the bed with a book. Y'all try to behave.
Prayers for safety of our nation due to feckless leaders.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (7lqMl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love
That's what muzzies do when there are no infidels around, they kill each other. Gotz to kill somebody.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (/FOB4)
NYPD spox to @jonathan4ny: "No new specific, credible threat" to New York City
My my -- a sentence consisting completely of qualifiers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (kdS6q)
heh. got caught up listening to some old tunes I forgot about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqMG3VR5PP4
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 04:44 PM (kXoT0)
Heh. My Boss is a transplanted yankee from the northeast. Came here on vacation and never went home.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 04:45 PM (8HTq1
He wouldn't know a credible threat if it hit him along the side of the head.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 04:48 PM (mR7Es)
Merry Christmas and God bless you and your family, Christy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (qES5k)
And if nothing happens over Christmas, the pimp will run around and do victory laps with the media he hates trying to catch him to continue a blow job.
I believe I have never hated anyone, anywhere close, to this piece of runny shit.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (9d6yS)
I send Ace Penis Portraits of the Founders all the time!
Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (NkNar)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jeb's Communication Director at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (dFi94)
Really? What do you think Trump could/would do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (qES5k)
Nah, Work place violence.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRI
Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.
////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj)
But, the guy that loaned gun to Tsarnaev is being freed!
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jeb's Communication Director
Top. Men. That's why you need to support the GOPe.
Posted by: Rinse Prius at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (ODxAs)
My guess is that this wasn't related to The Death Cult "religion" of pieces at all.
If we ever hear what the police are so "not comfortable saying," it will come out that she's attached to BLM & that crowd. And that her reasoning was along those lines.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (mUsVF)
He wouldn't know a credible threat if it hit him along the side of the head.
.................
And left him with a huge scar that he covers up with canned spray-on hair.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (HgMAr)
--
And that's why I think they're the unofficial religion of S@t@n.
/think about it...
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (9JJgN)
Hey-- losing the NL pennant to the Mets wasn't enough for youse guys?
Posted by: Teh Cubbies at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: 60 Minutes, faking stories for 40 years at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 04:50 PM (dFi94
it is an eerie sight here in little town (2,300 population) NW Wisconsin up the road.
Big population of Somalis.
Big turkey processing plant, turkey farms, etc
Wish Jenny-O produced pork .
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:54 PM (voOPb)
Ace must think it is related to some sort of Christmas event in NYC. If so, it's da joos who will suffer most since they are the only ones out and about on Christmas Eve/Day. Movie and Chinese!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 04:55 PM (iQIUe)
...defective transmission that shifted into forward, then reverse, depending on where the pedestrians were.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
A star wars showing?
Maybe its LA giving payback for NYC razzing them about closing the schools.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj
Or a soy bean field
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Christine?
Posted by: Steven King at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: MikeD at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (uKJIC)
But just imagine how exciting the crash would have been with fireworks!
Posted by: NBC Dateline at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (8ZskC)
I've directed my people to open the Strategic #Hashtag Reserve. We will fight them!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (OLNwX)
One of the last remaining years
Santa Claus is a sniper
On the roof of Macy's
Picking off the customers
Splattering packages
And miscellaneous toes
Everywhere."
Phil Ochs 1940-1976
Saw all this coming; probably approved.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 04:57 PM (YBRsJ)
Posted by: gzulux at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (2pOTb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:34 PM (voOPb)
You know the leftist shitheads who say that because Red States vote in politicians who deny global warming, they deserve to get smashed by tornadoes?
Don't be those guys.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (GrXXa)
- Believes that restricting immigration is okay, as long as it is done
for the right reasons, i.e., based on legitimate economic or security
concerns, and not based on irrational fear
Any Americans reason is more important. Rational or not, fear or not.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 04:58 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Teh Cubbies at December 22, 2015 04:53 PM (3C9q2)
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Knock Knock
Whos there???
Nacho.
Nacho who???
Nocho year!!!!
Posted by: The Kansas City Royals at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (9iR5/)
tinyurl.com/z9urzkb
Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:51 PM (D7iLj
Or a soy bean field
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)
But I'd be pissed if they blew up a bacon farm.
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (D7iLj)
Your comment at the beginning made me laugh!
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Believe me, it's getting harder and harder for me to see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the head scarf things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)
Well, Bill Kristol said they should start a new party if Trump is nominated.
Perfect!!! I thought we would have to create our own, but they could simply just leave!
You take the poop, We'll keep the elephant.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Missouri Red at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (+DpJV)
Wasn't there a post here awhile back about phrases that sounded profound but were actually bullshit?
My son just received his Class B from his Cub Scout troop. The idiot tshirt organizer put a quote from Harry Potter on the back: "it isn't who you are but who you grow up to be."
Um, what the fuck does THAT mean....? I've been looking at it for two hours and have no clue what deep meaning it's supposed to impart.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 05:01 PM (16TRA)
see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the
head scarf things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)
==================================================
Similar thoughts ran through my head too. "Hon, you don't have to live like that. This is America. You're free."
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (dFi94)
No name or picture.
Take a guess
Posted by: Nip Sip
I've seen her picture in several sites.
She is a rather attractive young black girl.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)
Um, what the fuck does THAT mean....?
It means, "fuck up now before everything goes on your permanent record."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jolly Rancher at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (OMTVG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: GMan at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (nPdsm)
Posted by: Inspector Krough at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
Sincerely,
M. Moore
Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (il4FI)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370491/ She-drank-cared-Driver-24-living-car-plowed-Vegas- crowd-overcame-homelessness-teen-alcoholic-mother-family-graduate-high-school.html
Plenty of 'em.
Not bad...especially for a stone-cold murderer.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2015 05:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: GMan at December 22, 2015 05:03 PM (nPdsm)
Not on Christmas day itself.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)
The picture I posted does not support your story. Butt ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)
What will the GOPe call their new party? Democrat is already taken.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Marmo at December 22, 2015 04:59 PM (D7iLj
Amen!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (voOPb)
Jail photographers are notoriously untalented.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (8ZskC)
It's not supposed to mean anything, per se, it's supposed to make you feel good. The sounds are pleasing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:02 PM (jBuUi)
The picture I posted does not support your story. Butt ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (jJRIy
After conviction she will be screaming that she has a right to a smooth face and will demand her own dermatologist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DavidR at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (K7l7c)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (vgIRn)
================================================
Depends. Some do Christmas Eve, some do Christmas Day. I've been a member of a couple of churches that do BOTH days. That's a bummer for the church staff's families, especially when they have little kids or have to travel to family gatherings.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (dFi94)
Dumping a bunch of e. coli into the Chipotle meat supply?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (pxwYc)
Posted by: t-bird
And really, isn't that the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:05 PM (sj3Ax
Good Lord Carol, can't believe you threw money Kristol's way. He's a douceweasel.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (6VG2o)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:07 PM (8ZskC)
Want to look like a hungover child molester in your passport pic? Go to your local USPS office to get it taken.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:08 PM (pxwYc)
e. coli? Or terminal doucheness?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (il4FI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (ODxAs)
/think about it...
Already done did that.
There is nothing in that so-called "religion" that compels it's adherents to become better people.
No. Thing. No forgiveness, no patience, no empathy, no treating others as you want to be treated, nothing.
It's not a religion by any definition of the term.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy
I heard that, but I've heard more about the BLM bullshit. She was homeless, it was whitey's fault.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (voOPb)
We will likely never know for sure, but what else could she have said that would make a white sheriff "uncomfortable" repeating it?
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (jBuUi)
e. coli? Or terminal doucheness?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:09 PM (voOPb)
I figured they had the insufferable hipster smug pretty much covered.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (pxwYc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (sj3Ax)
I figured they had the insufferable hipster smug pretty much covered.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:11 PM (pxwYc
I take it the coffee beans at Starbucks will suffer the same fate OM?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (voOPb)
you mean like Gruber?"
Ze are all Top Xers working on it.
Top. Xers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (nSW/N)
280 My suspicion, based on the sheriff's statement that he is "uncomfortable" revealing what the killer said was her motive, is that it has nothing to do with Islam and everything to so with race, e.g. something along the lines of "I just wanted to kill some cracka-ass white mothafuckers."
Sounds about right.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (pxwYc)
Posted by: zombie
Religion of Pieces, BLM...what difference does it make?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Betty Crocker at December 22, 2015 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
If we ever hear what the police are so "not comfortable saying," it will come out that she's attached to BLM & that crowd. And that her reasoning was along those lines.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 04:52 PM (mUsVF)
Yeah. The transcripts of what went on at the station would likely sound just like a torrent of ghetto trash spew.
And I say that in the most "I don't give fuck" way possible.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (9d6yS)
I've tried whining as a negotiating tactic and it's never gotten me very far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Dumping a bunch of e. coli into the Chipotle meat supply?
Wouldn't that be funny. "WTF? Everybody who eats there has built up an immunity! Curses!!"
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (voOPb)
Homeless in LV means she was a hooker
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (jJRIy)
Isn't this really the story of Obama?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
Someone referenced ferries being escorted by the USCG in an earlier thread. Makes sense now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Save the Wails at the Outrage Outlet!
I saw this on Saturday. We took the Staten island ferry, and were flanked by speedboats belonging to the USCG.
I got in Sunday on a cruise @ NYC, lots of armed gofast boats around the ship
Posted by: Yankee-ROTOR, Self Winding at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (mZS3c)
One of the many basic problems is that it's not A religion by their terms. It's THE religion or I Keel U.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (DL2i+)
Let's ask the women Bill has molested about how Hilly is on 'bullying.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
A dem nephew is claiming on Facebook that Obama has taken the least
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx.
Posted by: Missouri Red at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM
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The beloved NYT says the president with the least vacation days is Carter.
When said nephew starts screaming "BUSH!!!" ask him how many rounds of golf Obama has played vs Bush.
I'm guessing it's now about 250 to 24.
Also.. ask how many hours O has played golf. Estimate as of August is 1100.
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (9JJgN)
I've tried whining as a negotiating tactic and it's never gotten me very far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (8ZskC)
It's gotten Hillary! elected several times, so you're probably not doing it right.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (pxwYc)
If you're negotiating sexual favors, begging works better. I heard it from a friend.
Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (BngQR)
Just like Jeb did.
They don't get it: whining that they are the victim of bullying demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: zombie
She was playing this song on the car stereo :
https://youtu.be/vKXZCbpYgSo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 05:15 PM (FkBIv)
Not sure if you saw, my 218 comment, but I just said the same thing. Only, not quite as eloquently. I've been thinking it ever sine I saw the "not comfortable" line.
So, yeah ^ what she said.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 05:16 PM (mUsVF)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 05:16 PM (xWW96)
I cancelled paper version & occasionally they have good videos on website.
I haven't read much in last two days.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:17 PM (sj3Ax)
-Barack F'n Obama
He is purposely acting callous and outright telling Americans that he doesn't care about us because, for once, he's decided to tell us the truth and he knows THAT will only scare us more. Win/win. He actually has me pining for the days of Bill Clinton's empathy.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:17 PM (xetep)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 04:49 PM (jJRI
Stuck gas pedal, frozen steering wheel.
I believe I read that she was just looking for a place to park. One of the official versions. Also she had gotten recognized as an outstanding person from Portland.
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Keeping the details secret seems overly focused on catching the perpetrators and less so on preventing disaster and saving lives and limbs.
Posted by: Rapsial at December 22, 2015 05:19 PM (QolCq)
Posted by: Giant Polish Vagina at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (9G6N1)
Posted by: Stephanie at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (eLvFT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LUgeY)
And therefore it should not be protected by the 1st Amendment... can't even defend it as "expression" since it wants to overthrow the Constitution and is treasonous.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (xetep)
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx."
========
I can't advocate getting into political fights with family. Never had a good experience with it, finally gave up. Now I just ignore their politics.
Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (7Kbxu)
Andrea Tantaros was saying this a.m. that Trump was baiting her just so that she would have to choose between playing the victim (which is what she does best) OR showing she's tough enough to handle jabs about bathroom breaks.
She chose....poorly. Can't say you're a victim over middle-school humor and tough enough to lead us in troubled times.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 05:
At least BLM doesn't ban Pork?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (voOPb)
Not sure if you saw, my 218 comment, but I just said the same thing. Only, not quite as eloquently. I've been thinking it ever sine I saw the "not comfortable" line.
So, yeah ^ what she said.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World
I see it now. GMTA.
Impossible to say something true or insightful on a thread here after comment #60 or so without later discovering that you've just repeated what someone else already said.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Nakatomi Parking Attendant at December 22, 2015 05:21 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Mohammed Alblowemup at December 22, 2015 05:21 PM (7Kbxu)
I can't advocate getting into political fights with family. Never had a good experience with it, finally gave up. Now I just ignore their politics.
Posted by: Kensington at December 22, 2015 05:20 PM (7Kbxu
I am not on FB alot. And when I am i have made it known its not for politics. Yesterday I got fed up and unfriended 2 people. Politics is for here not my FB friends & family
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (voOPb)
Jimmy cut short his visits back to Plains after our little encounter.
Posted by: The Killer Rabbit at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (noWW6)
I'll bet they close their schools this time, by damn.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (YBRsJ)
place to park. One of the official versions. Also she had gotten
recognized as an outstanding person from Portland.
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 05:18 PM (T3Tpd)
May I be the first to call TOTAL BULL SHIT on this story.
You can turn you car off. There is a switch.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:23 PM (jJRIy)
If you post, the terrorists will win.
Posted by: Hillary !! --> at December 22, 2015 05:23 PM (QolCq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:13 PM (jJRIy
with a kid in the back seat? yikes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (YBRsJ)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Believe me, it's getting harder and harder for me to see one of those things and not say, "slave" right out loud. Even the head scarf things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)
---
I saw a young woman in Wegman's swathed in the entire black Omar Sharif in Lawrence of Arabia affair, though the kerchief was pulled down under her chin a la a medieval wimple rather than the eye slit effect. She looked like a white suburban diversity warrior type.
Modest dress is fine (for other women); I get that. But why would God need you to be so encumbered?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (jR7Wy)
None, as they've joined forces. BLM works with CAIR and Palestinian activists. They have the same goal: destabilize America.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (NOIQH)
demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you
have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.
---
I think their warm and fuzzy logic is: "I get bullied just like you did/do and that makes me just like you! And if I am just like you, you LIKE me. And if you like me, you'll vote for me! Yay! I'm gonna be president!"
But their train is thought is nowhere near that coherent.
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (9JJgN)
Agreed, but that'd never happen, not with all the muz in high places in TFP's clown car of an administration.
It's also a perfect reason to halt muz immigration. Treason is as treason does.
President Boy would outlaw it here. It's a big wide world out there and plenty of places to live that support it. And before anybody says anything, try declaring your Christian faith in Mecca and watch what happens to you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (LUgeY)
Impossible to say something true or insightful on a thread here after comment #60 or so without later discovering that you've just repeated what someone else already said.
Posted by: Fahreed Zakaria at December 22, 2015 05:25 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (FQKBL)
Jimmy cut short his visits back to Plains after our little encounter.
Posted by: The Killer Rabbit at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM
Actually, it was because of us.
Posted by: The Aliens from Planet X at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (9JJgN)
I believe I read that she was just looking for a
place to park
---
Well sure, that explains why she went back on the road and picked up speed before slamming into the crowd again.
Twice.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (ZbV+0)
Lets see, it posits a theory on 1) the nature of God 2) the nature of man 3) the origin of the universe 4) the purpose of the universe 5) the definition of good and evil 6) how man can achieve harmony with God and 7) what happens after death.
Sounds like a religion to me.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)
I got a goat, grew a beard and I memorized a couple of passages from the Quran. I should make out alright when the terrorists show up.
The rest of you better lock and load.
Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 05:26 PM (AqfcR)
And if you know how to play right, you can always walk away a winner too! Video poker machines are defeatable.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (jBuUi)
Obama's staff will stick one meaningless en route ribbon-cutting and perfunctory comment at some federally funded municipal or county level project (which are EVERYWHERE), and that makes the entire day a "work day", even if Prince Chooming casually kicks back and completely ignores all official functions for the rest of it.
He does the same thing on days when he's on the fundraising circuit.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (noWW6)
------------------------
Ok - THAT was funny.
Out. Time for a drink, and I have to go turn on the neighbor's Christmas lights.
Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (7v/r5)
with a kid in the back seat? yikes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:24 PM (voOPb)
Not a surprise in the democrat community.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:27 PM (jJRIy)
They don't get it: whining that they are the victim of bullying
demonstrates how spectacularly unfit they are to be president, where you
have to deal with people like Putin and the imams in Iran.
---
Another take on libtard/ Jeb logic:
1. Everyone gets bullied.
2. I get bullied
3. Everyone can relate to me so they'll vote for me
4. Presidency here I come!
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (9JJgN)
They make nice weapons. You can't tell what's in it nor how it's armed. Male assassins have employed them for generations.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (LUgeY)
It's not about the women, it's about eliminating the temptation for men.
If you look at Muslim societies, they prevent "sin" by outlawing the things that cause/tempt one to sin, instead of putting the responsibility on the person to resist it. So, no alcohol, music, dancing, co-ed facilities, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (T78UI)
Actually you don't even have to play in Vegas, just sit in the sports book. Man those are some comfortable seats.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 05:28 PM (ODxAs)
vacation time of any president. Is this true? If now, how do I refute
him? Thx."
It's a load of complete crap. The usual suspects, imagine that, have declared that, ANY Camp David trip for whatever reason and any Bush trip to Crawford, TX constituted a vacation.
Of course, the dunderheads have no conception of the difference.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:29 PM (9d6yS)
"That woman's torso looks like it will do..."
Posted by: Lakeisha Holloway at December 22, 2015 05:29 PM (8ZskC)
Which part of it advocates peace? Which part of it promotes patience with your fellow man? Self-examination? Anything that helps you become a better person?
What part of it says "Peace on Earth, good will towards men?"
Hmmm?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 05:32 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 22, 2015 04:47 PM (xWW96)
My boss was also a transplanted
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 05:32 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 05:34 PM (jJRIy)
Religion is a small part of 'It'.
Consider if Christianity was in the broader sense of including civil, criminal, and international law and was so totalitarian in breadth to include such mundane acts as how one engages bodily functions and kite flying.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 05:34 PM (T78UI)
If she was a prosty, she wasn't the high-dollar Vegas kind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)
If by religion you mean the feverish ravings of a seriously flawed egomaniac with a medical reference text of issues....
Yeah, sure it is.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 22, 2015 05:36 PM (9d6yS)
Yankees visit. Goddamn yankees stay.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 05:37 PM (LO5Qy)
I saw one at the grocery store... it's spine-tingling. Even without the whole "is she going to explode any second now?" aspect, those things are simply an assault on human asethetic. It's like they are dressing for Halloween all year round. A Freddy Kruger costume would be less scary. Black, flowing, no face. *SHIVVERS* this is the stuff of horror films.
There was another woman at my Target the other day in a long black robe but her face was at least exposed. I realized I was still wearing my winter hat and I whipped it off because I am a proud free Western woman who does not cover her head. Silly protest of mine.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:46 PM (xetep)
Blue Hen
Well, BH, the least you could have done was to buy me an overpriced beer on the Ferry. My group was crossing over around 10:00 AM.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2015 05:46 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2015 05:53 PM (YBRsJ)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 22, 2015 05:53 PM (xetep)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 05:22 PM (voOPb)
Hear ya. My friends list is about half the size it was in 2008
Don't really miss 95% of them either.
Posted by: Nomad at December 22, 2015 06:00 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: tsa at December 22, 2015 07:10 PM (S/oW7)
Christmas Day is the worst day to do an attack. No body is paying any attention to the news on Christmas Day. I was once in a fender bender in San Francisco on Christmas Day... we saw the news crew so we watched, and we were the top story. In a very large city--a fender bender, no ambulance no one hurt, just a red light problem.
Don't bother. We will likely not hear about it for a week.
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