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Morning Thread (12-22-2015)
Trump says Hillary got "schlonged" by Obama in 2008; leftist freakout ensues like clockwork.
What a stupid time to be alive.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wing at December 22, 2015 06:45 AM (gd8Or)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 22, 2015 06:45 AM (bPXBn)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 22, 2015 06:45 AM (22uju)
Posted by: wing at December 22, 2015 06:45 AM (gd8Or)
Hillary did get f*cked by Obama in 2008. Not literally of course (even Obama wouldn't hit that), but in the way that counted most to the old bag -- by taking from her that which she desired most: the opportunity for more privilege and graft, and her pre-destined place in history as Historic First.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2015 06:46 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 06:46 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Marie Harf, Spokesmodel to the Stars at December 22, 2015 06:46 AM (+RF8x)
DAY 1,140
322 to go (395 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:46 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2015 06:47 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Mr. Schlong at December 22, 2015 06:48 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 22, 2015 06:48 AM (bPXBn)
From the ONT, by way of Truth Revolt:
So, evidently yesterday evening there was some sort of unidentified substance at a Kohl's in Secaucus, NJ that made people sick (choking and vomiting).
I was thinking zombie Helen Thomas traipsing about in a thong, but recall the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack by followers of some freak named Shoko Asahara (sp).
Now that we are naked and exposed thanks to fundamental transformation, this shit is bound to get more real than San Berdoo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2015 06:49 AM (gy5kE)
*(there is a world in which flyfishermen are famous).
"Thought I would share something with you. Dad wrote me yesterday, and he answered how he was doing. "I am busier than a Chicago homicide detective." I had to share that. Him and his crazy jokes. Have a good day everyone."
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 22, 2015 06:49 AM (1xUj/)
My take on Trump from the ONT:
Here's where Trump has cracked the code. He is as loud, crass, boorish and outrageous in his comments as the Democrats - with the exception that his comments are backed up by, what's the word? TRUTH.
It also helps that the Leftists have the media, academia and a sham opposition party in the GOP, the Potemkin Patriot Party.
But truth will out, especially when manifested in an appropriate agent. This being Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:50 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Neurological damage at December 22, 2015 06:50 AM (nJIZA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 06:50 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 06:50 AM (J+mig)
Speaking of a gas attack and Secaucus, an old Dangerfield bit:
"My wife told me to kiss her where it stinks. So I drove her to Secaucus and I kissed her!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:51 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2015 06:52 AM (GgxVX)
The downside to Trump can be found in the old saying (G.B. Shaw?):
"The only thing worse than not getting what you want is getting what you want."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:52 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (IPirI)
The downside to Trump can be found in the old saying (G.B. Shaw?):
"The only thing worse than not getting what you want is getting what you want."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:52 AM (uRmWf)Or, "be careful what you wish for - you might get it."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (oVJmc)
what a stupid time to be alive?
What a stupid, schizoid time to be alive.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (g8Hfr)
Hillary is a monster and she was treated the way monsters should be treated. Roughly. Hard use. Now, she's a broken down old nag.
Posted by: Samantha Power at December 22, 2015 06:55 AM (+RF8x)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2015 06:55 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:42 AM
The truth is not always pretty, JJ.
I
doubt there's a single one of us who wouldn't prefer that what Teh
Donald is saying were unnecessary. Unfortunately, Choom Boy has achieved
at least part of his "fundamental transformation," and we therefore
need a solid dose of what Trump is putting out there to (maybe) get us
back on the rails.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 22, 2015 06:55 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (IPirI)
He is a complete disruptor of the narrative. It also helps that we have had 7 years of utter destruction and ass-raping of the American people.
I don't think Trump could never get away with this in any other era. Maybe during Bill Clinton's reign.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:56 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 22, 2015 06:56 AM (bPXBn)
I like the Chinese curse version...
"may you get everything you've ever wanted."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 06:56 AM (g8Hfr)
The Monkey's Paw? Morning MP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:57 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2015 06:54 AM (X6fMO)
I've got my own saying that's kind of a cousin to both. "There's no greater art than giving someone what they want, in such a way that they never want it again."
They thought running against a "clown" like him would be easy...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (GgxVX)
I ran into Magnolia's "sister" in Columbia back when I lived there....
there was a nice huge comic shop over by the Burlington coat factory that ran itself into the ground getting its SJW on with an LGBTABCXYZQWERTY type involved.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2015 06:58 AM (gy5kE)
We usually don't talk politics, and I had had a few malty beverages and said "Hillary's a lying sack of crap"
Pretty much the end of the politic portion of the evening
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2015 06:59 AM (8ikIW)
Nuggin Futz
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 22, 2015 07:00 AM (o9lmn)
The Yiddish version is similar:
"10 ships of gold should be his and the money should only make him sick."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:01 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 07:01 AM (IPirI)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 22, 2015 07:02 AM (1BQGO)
"I apologize. It's obvious Hillary's never been schlonged. Not in a long, long time. I mean, that's obvious."
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 22, 2015 07:02 AM
Can't we all get a schlong?
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (z/vax)
I guess y'all have connected schlonged, thong and Hillary in one image now.
You're welcome!
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 07:04 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 22, 2015 07:04 AM (o9lmn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:04 AM (gf8BH)
I guess y'all have connected schlonged, thong and Hillary in one image now.
You're welcome!
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 07:04 AM (cbfNE)
Music Trivia: "Schlong in a Thong" was the Kinks original title of "Lola."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:05 AM (uRmWf)
hey I hate Fredo, but not even Fredo woudl schlong hillary
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:04 AM (gf8BH)
Schlong?! Pfft. Fredo has an "innie."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:06 AM (uRmWf)
"I apologize. It's obvious Hillary's never been schlonged. Not in a long, long time. I mean, that's obvious."
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (oVJmc)
Artificial inschlongination?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:06 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: dissent555 at December 22, 2015 07:07 AM (GdgAM)
US Ambassador Samantha Power told reporters Monday that this year has shown with painful clarity that our existing systems, approaches and funding are inadequate to address the global crisis.
The United Nations says some 60 million people have been forced to flee their homes in recent years, the highest level since World War II.
Refugees my ass, and not with my money.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:07 AM (gf8BH)
29 And Ted Cruz is like the oxidizer to Trump. If we're going down the
drain, and unfortunately I suspect that we are, then seeing leftist
heads explode is a yuuuuuuge bonus.
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 07:01 AM (IPirI)
It's hard to say whether we're sort of hosed or totally hosed, but there's no good chance of a good outcome without good people in the driver's seat. Some crash landings are worse than others.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:11 AM (J+mig)
Samantha Power. Marxist, Joo-hating crack hag from hell.
"Heng mit a tsuker-shtrikl, vestu hob'n a ziessen toyt!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:12 AM (uRmWf)
Can't we all get a schlong?
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (z/vax)
I'm stealing that
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 07:12 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:13 AM (3CRsb)
If we have 2 engines feathered, smoke in the bomb bay and a gaggle of FW's and Me's circling, I'd rather have Trump/Cruz at the controls than anyone else at this stage.
Why the hell not? or . . . "what difference does it make at this point?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:14 AM (uRmWf)
Can't we all get a schlong?
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at December 22, 2015 07:03 AM (z/vax)
I'm stealing that
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 07:12 AM (cbfNE)
Ask Caitlin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:15 AM (uRmWf)
Totalitarianism, in other words, is the Democrats platform.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 07:15 AM (+RF8x)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 07:12 AM
Since Pixy seems to have banished trademark bugs -- and, of course, ampersands and all the other Fun Stuff -- you're welcome to it!
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 22, 2015 07:16 AM (z/vax)
__________________
That is such bullshit. There are probably no more than a few million who have actually had to flee places like Syria and Libya (thanks Obama and Hillary!).
The rest of them are just grifters looking for a free ride. Like the Pakistanis who go to Europe for the generous welfare benefits, or the Mexicans and Hondurans who come here for the same reason.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2015 07:17 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 07:17 AM (LTDSy)
Totalitarianism, in other words, is the Democrats platform.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 07:15 AM (+RF8x)
Be careful what you wish for, fuckers. Be VERY careful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:17 AM (uRmWf)
The Democrats are running on ending free speech, closing down the second
amendment, forced servitude to pay their favored health insurance
companies, and subjugation to various crazed terror groups around the
world.
Totalitarianism, in other words, is the Democrats platform.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 07:15 AM (+RF8x)
Totalitarianism and surrender. If they win on that platform, then it is a sign that we will have to seek our futures elsewhere. I've got a mad idea, but I'll save it for when its time has come.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:18 AM (J+mig)
Bullshit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (3CRsb)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:18 AM (J+mig)
No. The can go elsewhere. The Infernal Reaches.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (IPirI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (uRmWf)
They will. Sooner or later. This is still God's universe, they will not escape judgment.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:21 AM (J+mig)
So the big secret that the police were uncomfortable sharing waa that Lakeisha was stressed.
Bullshit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (3CRsb)
They were probably burying links to "Black Lives Matter".
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:21 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:22 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2015 07:22 AM (7eblJ)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 22, 2015 07:22 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 07:24 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Gaylord at December 22, 2015 07:25 AM (oVJmc)
MIndless putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:25 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:25 AM (3CRsb)
Posted by: Bill, the other Clinton at December 22, 2015 07:26 AM (ptqRm)
TMZ reports she was a model.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:25 AM (3CRsb)
Just about every stripper or no-talent layabout claims to be a model these days.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:26 AM (J+mig)
They were probably burying links to "Black Lives Matter".
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:21 AM (J+mig)
Yep
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:27 AM (3CRsb)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 22, 2015 07:27 AM (aJNjD)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken
Gleichfalls, Radieschen! Wie geht's?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 22, 2015 07:28 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:25 AM
I have no idea who or what "Chloe Grace Moretz" is.
Sounds like the star of an '80s sitcom.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 22, 2015 07:28 AM (z/vax)
From this date in 1943- central Italy
Dec 22, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Btry moved today in heavy, steady rain. Sleeping in a house this time. 77 Regt HQ move vic Mignano. Little action.
Sometimes the simple little pleasures are the best. Sleeping in a house instead of a tent. Lap of luxury!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 07:28 AM (NeFrd)
More likely, some inconvenient records got thrown into the shredder and they're trying to explain the gap as homelessness. If it works, expect to see a lot more "homeless" criminals, especially of Middle Eastern origin.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:29 AM (J+mig)
Just heard on the radio a poll about the Presidential race. One of the questions was if the respondent would be "embarrassed" if Trump were President.
I cannot recall any time in any election, and that's going back to when Steve Lawrence was getting airplay on top 40 radio, where that was an actual poll question, or at least reported on as if it made any fucking goddamned difference.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:30 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:30 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Reggie Love at December 22, 2015 07:30 AM (k092K)
_____________________
I am embarrassed that Obama is president.
Have been since 2008.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (a31sM)
I am watching 'The 100' on Netflix. It's sort of like 'The Walking Dead' with hot young actors/actresses. In their post-apocalyptic Earth, the surviving Government also created Reaver-like things (called Reapers) to terrorize the surviving tribes around their underground bunker complex.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Sambo at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (CwNIZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (iQIUe)
I'm more embarrassed by what we have now.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
I'm yelling at the radio "They asked her! She answered!"
Agree with OP - this is a stupid time to be alive. Fuck it all. LIB.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:32 AM (PFy0L)
I love Trump more and more. I hope he wins just so he can piss off each and every professional politician from both sides of the aisle, the same assholes who have driven this country off the bridge.
Schlonged.
I haven't heard that term since college...
Posted by: MacGruber at December 22, 2015 07:32 AM (mp5R5)
That was just the beginning of the embarrassment that has been, and is, Obama.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2015 07:32 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:32 AM (uRmWf)
I haven't heard that term since college...
Posted by: MacGruber at December 22, 2015 07:32 AM (mp5R5)
I hadn't heard anyone say schlong since Beavis Butthead was a thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:33 AM (J+mig)
Bullshit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 07:20 AM (3CRsb)
They were probably burying links to "Black Lives Matter".
Until I see a #BLM membership card, I'm going with Team Lulu, RoP, or NoI.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 07:33 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
I am troubled that whenever I turn on the news, I am left with a strong desire to go buy gold, ammunition, and canned goods.
And I don't even listen to Beck.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:34 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gargamel at December 22, 2015 07:34 AM (k092K)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:35 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 07:31 AM (iQIUe)
Wow. That's not what I got at all. The pace is definitely slow, but it's actually fairly pro-American in tone and attitude. Considering Spielberg's hideous moral equivalency in "Munich" I'd say this was a breath of fresh air.
Oh well, to each his own.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:35 AM (uRmWf)
That was just the beginning of the embarrassment that has been, and is, Obama.
The embarrassment began with the people who actually took him seriously. We've nosedived as a serious nation from that point on.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:35 AM (oVJmc)
Model what?
Alles gut, Bandersnatch. Heute Abend wollen wir ins Kino Star Wars ansehen.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 22, 2015 07:35 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:36 AM (uRmWf)
And I don't even listen to Beck.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:34 AM (PFy0L)
I can't afford any of those in useful quantities, so I just get to come up with contingency plans on how to get out alive when things go to hell.
Step 1 to every survival plan is Survive. If you manage to pull that off, then worry about the rest.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:37 AM (oVJmc)
Even if she was screaming 'Aloha Snackbar' as she mowed people down, I am still inclined to consider mental illness as a factor rather than jihad, given her shaky history.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:37 AM (O7MnT)
"I never schlonged that woman, Mrs. Clinton."
Me either
*Fistbump*
Posted by: Bill, the other Clinton at December 22, 2015 07:26 AM (ptqRm)
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at December 22, 2015 07:38 AM (yxw0r)
police were still trying to discern a motive for that smelly-assed broad
who drove her car into the crowd in Las Vegas.
Workplace violence.
They'll try to link her to Uber.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc)
It looks like 30x30 won't be an option for me, so I am going to have to figure out how to get to the family farm in Michigan. I am also going to talk with my son this Christmas about setting him up with a place in West Virginia that could be a place to wait out the Burning Times.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:39 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Walt Whitman at December 22, 2015 07:39 AM (k092K)
Baltimore selected as one of 2016's hottest destinations....for tourists
And a few shot here and there.....336...337? who knows
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 07:39 AM (T3Tpd)
Seems reasonable. Also seems to be some overlap between the two populations.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 22, 2015 07:39 AM (vn2q2)
Step 1 to every survival plan is Survive. If you manage to pull that off, then worry about the rest
Good viewpoint.
I will confess to being known in my now-liberal neighborhood as "that guy," the one who worries about such things.
I will also confess to kind of looking forward to a time when the entire thing collapses and these earnest liberal shitheads running the HOA try to get everyone together to share food, water, and so on. Looking forward, that is, to telling them all to fuck themselves sideways with a pineapple. And because I'm a nice guy, I'll even give them a pineapple from my stash.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:40 AM (PFy0L)
I hear stuff I never thought I'd ever hear in the PC nation that grew to ridiculous proportions while I somnolated in a job that took all my attention for 18 years.
When the company closed, I found out how stupid everyone had become while I wasn't looking. Protected from the PC Nazis in my job and at home (no kids, little interaction with few neighbors) I'd seen and heard about the stupidity but never realized how much it had taken control of normally sane places deep in the heartland.
So this last bit since Trump started running has been quite amusing and enlightening.
So relax and lets hope for the best. Buy ammo and stock up with gear though because if Hillary gets elected we're in for some rougher times. (yes rougher than the last 7 cause she's a no holds barred tyrant that will think nothing of doing stuff that even Obama wouldn't do.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 07:40 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2015 07:41 AM (gyKtp)
I write the schlongs of love and special things,
I write the schlongs that make the young girls cry,
I write the schlongs, I write the schlongs.
Posted by: Barely Manenough at December 22, 2015 07:41 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 07:42 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:43 AM (O7MnT)
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It was a good movie, I thought.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 07:43 AM (+RF8x)
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 22, 2015 07:43 AM (WVsWD)
sidewalk, killing one person and wounding 37 others, Lakeisha Holloway
was publicly honored for turning her life around.
Aspiring rapper?
Posted by: Barely Manenough at December 22, 2015 07:44 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:39 AM (O7MnT)
If we go hard burn, you'll probably find me in TN, reclaiming some old family land from a national park. At that point, there probably won't be park rangers to stop anybody.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:44 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 22, 2015 07:44 AM (LXJ1e)
When used as a verb, one would assume similar dimensions.
Doubt very much pencil dick Precedent is so equipped.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 07:44 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Emily Post at December 22, 2015 07:45 AM (k092K)
I'm sorry....what....?
Where are the public honors for people who go their entire lives as a productive and contributing members of society?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 07:45 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:43 AM (O7MnT)
Those might be the people who can help save us if we can get through to them and make them see the rest of the bullshit for what it is. Once a person starts asking questions, if you can get them to keep asking questions and following the truth, you won.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:46 AM (J+mig)
If he gets the nomination this will be wearisome-but then all long campaign are wearisome-and if is elected President it may be neither so funny not endearing if he says to the American people, "I schlonged you and I don't care."
And FTR, I will vote for anyone over Hillary and I pray for Trump's safety as well as that of Cruz in particular, because i worry for their safety,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 07:46 AM (qES5k)
The Chumpies! Every April 15!
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 22, 2015 07:46 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 07:47 AM (qES5k)
Turn off JavaScript and you get all the ampersands you want.
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Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: John McVain at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (+RF8x)
pray for Trump's safety as well as that of Cruz in particular, because i
worry for their safety,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 07:46 AM (qES5k)
I'll also vote for anyone over Hillary, but to be honest, if the Establishment puts one of their people up as the alternative, we're still toast. Just a little slower. Maybe. If we're lucky.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Elton John at December 22, 2015 07:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Low Information Non-Voter at December 22, 2015 07:50 AM (nbGZj)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (O7MnT)
Given what I've heard about how they've been doing a "soft purge" of traditionally minded Americans from the officer corps and turning the military into a giant social experiment? I'd say to stay far away. But that's just me.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (O7MnT)
Well in a nuclear War, you will not suffer, but go in a blink
There is that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:52 AM (gf8BH)
What, she threw the car into reverse?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:52 AM (uRmWf)
yeah that's not true
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:53 AM (gf8BH)
On the plus side, the house is 100 years old and has several hidden rooms where weapons and food could be stashed.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:53 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:53 AM (O7MnT)
Army, Navy, Marine, Air Force?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (gf8BH)
April 15 is National Appreciation Day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:33 AM
It is a weird thing to say. Trust trump to pull it out.
Posted by: Lea at December 22, 2015 07:55 AM (aUjAM)
And as far as any love affair with Putin, he didn't say he'd give Putin anything he wanted now did he? He thanked him for the compliments (whether meant or not) and he pointed out that some of the some claimed by the media about Putin are not proven.
I'd put my faith in Trump being able to get a good deal out of Putin or for that matter Iran.
And with someone like him in charge, America will be back in charge again and things can stop being so tentative and wishy washy in Western Civilization. And just in time to fend off the Invaders once again.
Trump may be our Charles Martel
Does anyone truly see Hillary in that role?
I think Trumps quite correct about her infirmities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 07:55 AM (Xo1Rt)
I agree with you.
Keep on praying!
I don't pray that a certain person be elected. I never have. Ii just pray that God would forgive our sins as a nation and have mercy on us, that we might be protected from enemies foreign and domestic and that leaders would desire to serve rather than be served and have a genuine love for the country and for democracy. I don't know what others prays consist of as far as politics
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 07:55 AM (qES5k)
I expect that the forthcoming nuclear war will be Islamic in origin; and focus on either coastal population centers or an EMP that would take out the national power grid.
My former congressman now lives in an off-the-grid compound in West Virginia. I wonder what he saw in Congress that made him go to ground.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:55 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 07:56 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 07:56 AM (qES5k)
The big thing that separates him from us is probably means and ability. I thikn we'd all be doing that if we could, but the relentless demands of day to day living make it impossible.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:57 AM (J+mig)
Does anyone truly see Hillary in that role?
For someone who could be described as "an old battle-axe," she is curiously Pacifistic. Also, we are reliably informed that she despises the military.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:57 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Lea at December 22, 2015 07:55 AM (aUjAM)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 22, 2015 07:57 AM (YCG8H)
I'm not a Trump fan, but every time he trolls the Democrat Media like this I like him a little bit more.
Posted by: Geoffrey Berrycone at December 22, 2015 07:57 AM (K2EVe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:57 AM (uRmWf)
So much stoopid, all on display for everyone to see?
If the world's gonna burn itself to ashes, might as well make sure the asses and sh*theads get the credit they deserve.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 07:58 AM (xxUOi)
****
You are about to be eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 07:58 AM (NeFrd)
141 I am looking at a house that's in the shadow of a major military
base. I don't know if that would be a plus or a minus in the Burning
Times.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (O7MnT
Plus there is talk of housing refugees at Ft. Hood and there is always talk of illegals and military facilities. Given what Obama has done to the military .... our military bases may become simmering pots of "new Amerikans" or training camps.
Posted by: gracepc at December 22, 2015 08:00 AM (OU4q6)
There was someone on a blog somewhere who always commented with that.
For a long time I never understood what they were doing until I found out it's some monster in some video game or board game?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:00 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: redenzo at December 22, 2015 08:01 AM (WCnJW)
In other news, I bought the fake velvet sexy Santa's Helper minidress with faux fur trim, matching hat and appropriate undergarments. There will be no schlonging.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (j+aWk)
Thankful that I eat well, drink well and live indoors.
Favorite food is meatloaf from my Mom's recipe.
(1 pound ground hamburger, 1 can spanish rice, cut up an onion and/or a green pepper if you want it extra spicy. Cook in oven 360. Drain grease if you like it dry. Keep grease if you like it moist. Serve with mash potatoes, peas, and brown-and-serve-rolls with lots of butter.)
Stock up on canned food, bottled water and so forth.
Pray you never need the extra canned food and give it to the foood banks 6 months before it goes out of date. God says feed the hungry, clothe the needy, nurse the sick. Don't need to give money to any organization. Food, clothing, medicine.
Posted by: preachy at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (I0sxh)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (NeFrd)
But no. It's always Africa.
The place that only now is rising above tribalism.
There's a message there somewhere.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (Xo1Rt)
Reminds me of an episode of the 70's show. Jackie refers to Michael as 'my love missile, because he always explodes all over the launch pad. '
How that got past the censures is beyond me.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:03 AM (npWmN)
Posted by: dissent555 at December 22, 2015 08:04 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 08:04 AM (ZQfW9)
Post pictures and we will have remote-viewing-eye-sex. It's scientific.
Posted by: preachy at December 22, 2015 08:04 AM (I0sxh)
*Taps screen*
*Taps screen again*
Odd....no pictures.
Maybe it's my browser settings
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:06 AM (ptqRm)
Elections have consequences. &
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (bPXBn)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (9TK8E)
Helper minidress with faux fur trim, matching hat and appropriate
undergarments. There will be no schlonging.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 22, 2015 08:02 AM (j+aWk)
Judges? Rulebook check please...ah I thought so.
Pics, yada yada...
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (npWmN)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (1uTkE)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (F+xWX)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Hot Stock Tips at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (cbfNE)
The appropriate undergarments for that outfit is zero undergarments. Just sayin'.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Maybe there's no purge, but they certainly seem to be appointing wackobirds. Maybe a purge by attrition? (or is that what is meant by a soft purge?)
Posted by: Maj Gen Peggy "high heels" Combs at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (k092K)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Boko Haram at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (jLChk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at December 22, 2015 08:07 AM (bPXBn)
Yet another state in which I will be a criminal should I approach it's borders. I am especially thankful for cruise control right now.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:09 AM (npWmN)
Posted by: Maj Gen Peggy "high heels" Combs at December 22, 2015 08:08 AM (k092K)
DON"T confuse the assholes in the Pentagon with the Officer Corps
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (gf8BH)
Much like California, the Democrats turned Virginia blue by a massive influx of immigrants.
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)
http://tinyurl.com/hq76w58
Tell me about it. Herring is a big piece of shit who won office by 165 votes, yet here he is acting like he has some kind of mandate. First the gay 'marriage' bullshit, then this.
It's all about petty vindictiveness into seeing revenge against CHP holders while throwing Bloomberg some payback. That's it. There was never a problem with out of state CHP holders in VA. Never.
A gutless attack from a giant piece of wormy shit.
On the plus side, there's a bill being sent in that gives full recognition to all out of state CHPs. It almost passed last session, though with the climate today it will likely pass and be vetoed by McAuliffe. Plus there are major problems with Herring's "audit" that will be actionable in court, so hopefully this unilateral action by Herring won't stand long anyway.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (eytER)
As Lincoln said of U. S. Grant, "He fights."
Posted by: Taft at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (9voG+)
>>>Trump says Hillary got "schlonged" by Obama in 2008; leftist freakout ensues like clockwork.<<<
Preposterous! SCOAMF is devoid of such equipment.
But one thing's for sure... Cankles gets Weinered every night.
Posted by: Bill had a Humidor, Hill's got a Humador at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 22, 2015 08:13 AM (j+aWk)
If you do you had better cut your hair.
`Cause it appears to be a schlong,
Appears to be a schlong,
Appears to be a schlong time
such a long long long schlong time
before the dawn
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:14 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lester at December 22, 2015 08:14 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 08:14 AM (LO5Qy)
jihad is a mental illness. Traditionally exile or execution is the solution to dangerous people. It is funny that they are trying to get people to sign on for a trip to Mars. In half the SF stories about such this would just be a fake way to kill people without instant rioting.
Posted by: preachy at December 22, 2015 08:15 AM (I0sxh)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 22, 2015 08:15 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
Those are the best kind of ladies. Although just-to-look at ladies are good too.
Posted by: preachy at December 22, 2015 08:17 AM (I0sxh)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 08:17 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 22, 2015 08:17 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
I'm tellin ya, it's not a good time to be a chicken. You know the other idiom that's been floating around lately. It ain't right, I tell ya, it ain't right!
Posted by: The Chicken at December 22, 2015 08:17 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 07:56 AM (NeFrd)
I think that ship sailed when Ace let slip that the GOP leadership values actual fucking stalks of corn over its supposed base in his post last week.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 22, 2015 08:18 AM (Ojki1)
accordance with the Sharia. Having a woman rule is clearly haram.
Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2015 08:18 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: V the K at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)
Immigrants and government workers.
But hey, three of the richest counties.
Thanks taxpayers!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 08:19 AM (eytER)
An NYPD detective nicknamed Superman by his fellow cops was one of six US troops killed Monday in a suicide bombing in Afghanistan, where he was serving in the Air National Guard.
Detective Joseph Lemm, 45, of the Bronx Warrant Squad was killed when a bomb-laden Taliban assassin on a motorcycle targeted a joint American-Afghan patrol near a major US air base.
Lemm was deployed three times as a member of the NYPD, twice in Afghanistan and once in Iraq, Bratton said.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 08:19 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:20 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 08:21 AM (ZQfW9)
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'cause fuck terrorism and national security. He gots this.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Judas Washington at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (F+xWX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5bTbVbe4e4
Now THAT is how "return to flight" is done!
Watch the whole thing. You won't be sorry.
Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (7v/r5)
that gives full recognition to all out of state CHPs. It almost passed
last session, though with the climate today it will likely pass and be
vetoed by McAuliffe. Plus there are major problems with Herring's
"audit" that will be actionable in court, so hopefully this unilateral
action by Herring won't stand long anyway.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 08:12 AM (eytER)
I certainly hope so. I already have to go a couple of hours out of my way to avoid IL on my way from NC to IA, I would hate to have to go through TN and KY to get from NC to PA.
Well of course I do, how else am I going to avoid breaking the law by carrying when/where I'm not supposed to?
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (npWmN)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:23 AM (BO/km)
David Carradine
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 08:23 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 08:23 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 08:23 AM (ZQfW9) Don't take it too hard.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 22, 2015 08:24 AM (22uju)
And that the Federal Government should at least seek to simplify those rules.
or barring that that a sane and rational Supreme Court would state unequivocally that any license issued in one state is to be recognized in any other state.
Right now driving in America with a firearm is like a hazard course. I can see I'm gonna have to start planning to move.
PA's not bad but if we lose the Republican majorities in the State House and Senate, this idiot Democrat will throttle one of PA's money makers just because.
That's what happens when the State GOP refused to acknowledge that Corbett was an idiot and try to run someone else so we wound up with a Democrat after only 4 years of somewhat sanity.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:25 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 08:25 AM (D5hxK)
How dare anyone else even try!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:25 AM (26aeI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:25 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (BO/km)
--
A schlibbet
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:26 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:26 AM (BO/km)
http://tinyurl.com/gmsexj2
*teacher can bring Hello Kitty tree over to my house
** jus' sayin'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:26 AM (fWAjv)
Watch the whole thing. You won't be sorry.
Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2015 08:22 AM (sdi6R)
SpaceX is definitely leading the way. Hopefully this will deliver on the cost savings that the Shuttle was supposed to bring us. If getting into orbit becomes more economical, it might lead to a space and tech boom as various companies and research institutes that couldn't afford space missions become able to get into the market.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 08:27 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 22, 2015 08:28 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Sam In VA at December 22, 2015 08:28 AM (bNi5D)
http://tinyurl.com/hq76w58
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:03 AM (npWmN)
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Well, out goes Virginia as a vacation spot.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 08:29 AM (dFi94)
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Word.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 22, 2015 08:28 AM (pVkEV)
Definitely nailed it. Trump being a businessman, he saw a large untapped market and decided to cater to it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 08:29 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 08:31 AM (F+xWX)
Squad was killed when a bomb-laden Taliban assassin on a motorcycle
targeted a joint American-Afghan patrol near a major US air base.
Lemm was deployed three times as a member of the NYPD, twice in Afghanistan and once in Iraq, Bratton said.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2015 08:19 AM (gf8BH)
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God be with his family. I hate having our soldiers over there. They are in a no-win situation.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 08:32 AM (dFi94)
And that the Federal Government should at least seek to simplify those rules.
Article 4, Section 1.
Same as a marriage license & DL.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 08:32 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:32 AM (cbfNE)
may be dangerous or irresponsible from carrying a concealed weapon."
Pray tell Mr. Herring, how will this law stop anyone ESPECIALLY THE DANGEROUS OR IRRESPONSIBLE from carrying a concealed weapon?
Please enlighten us how this law is able to stop law breakers while all other laws are unable to do so?
We're waiting.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:32 AM (Xo1Rt)
http://tinyurl.com/jnlud78
The holiday season is filled with food, traveling, and lively discussions with Republican relatives about politics sometimes laced with statements that are just not true. Here are the most common myths spouted by your family members who spend too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh and the perfect response to each of them.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:33 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2015 08:33 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Valiant at December 22, 2015 08:33 AM (2bqlb)
Posted by: Obi-Schlong Kenobi at December 22, 2015 08:33 AM (k092K)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:34 AM (cbfNE)
may be dangerous or irresponsible from carrying a concealed weapon."
Dangerous and/or irresponsible people do not get CHPs.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 22, 2015 08:34 AM (PFy0L)
he's quitting the GOP and turning Independent in reaction to Paul Ryan /
Mitch McConnell's give away the store to the Dems deal.
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:32 AM (cbfNE)
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Hard to top the example of Franklin Graham, in a lot of ways.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 08:34 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Boko Haram at December 22, 2015 08:34 AM (jLChk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:35 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 08:35 AM (DgtXS)
"Obama has spoken bluntly of the emotional toll that American military deaths have taken on him as he has dispatched troops to Iraq"
Interrupting BO's golf game has really caused some suffering on his part. He often cries after playing 18 holes.
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2015 08:35 AM (BO/km)
How true he has spoken but just doesn't realize all the implications and the actual factors involved.
Here's a clue Bill, you won't be invited to the Party being formed. In fact we may write a special rule that you're not allowed to call yourself anything but a Republican.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 08:36 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 22, 2015 08:25 AM (D5hxK
Yeah rude thing 7,421 is bound to do him in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:36 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (7v/r5)
The boot heel hurts most when the faces show signs of hope.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Seen on a Bumpersticker at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (DgtXS)
I am convinced VA was gifted with McAuliffe Herring by the RNC/GOP cabal's tepid and virtually invisible support of that icky conservative Cucinnelli. For months I was bombarded with Dem political ads about the evil Cucinnelli, and the GOP didn't bother to support him with a PAC or other subterfuge, thus he was hampered by arcane campaign spending laws written on K Street. If only Ken Cuccinnelli's name had been Thad Cochran, he would have been a shoe-in!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (ftVQq)
and turning Independent in reaction to Paul Ryan / Mitch McConnell's
give away the store to the Dems deal.
--
It's quite obvious that Ryan/McConnell and cabal have no idea (nor do they likely care) how they've alienated a huge swath of the base with that Democrat wishlist giveaway. Unfortunately, I think they're going to lose both the House and Senate for it. Who's going to make the effort to vote for them? What's there to vote for? Why bother...
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:35 AM (Xo1Rt
Since our new party will have diversity I suggest we bring Bill Kristol along and use him for our Pinata during our Fiesta
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:38 AM (voOPb)
Because raysis.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (u5gzz)
Yeah, because signing a petition online helps oh so much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:38 AM (voOPb)
Of course it's been 8 years now because I wanted to leave just after I moved here but I was stuck.
Plus I'll have to fix the place up or just dump it.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:38 AM (Xo1Rt)
Maybe Trump is the Schlonganator?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:39 AM (26aeI)
http://tinyurl.com/hq76w58
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2015 08:03 AM (npWmN)
Glad I got my permit years ago. You know McAuliffe would love for VA's gun laws to be right in line with DC's. Oh, and we'll soon have a toll on 66! Thanks, McAuliffe! Dbag.
Posted by: Mainah at December 22, 2015 08:39 AM (659DL)
Posted by: dissent555 at December 22, 2015 08:39 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:38 AM (voOPb)
I would love to wipe that smug, smarmy smirk off his face.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (Xo1Rt)
The GOP had better hope this idea doesn't gain traction, because it makes Trump a codlock for the nomination.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (yxw0r)
police were still trying to discern a motive for that smelly-assed broad
who drove her car into the crowd in Las Vegas.
Workplace violence.
They'll try to link her to Uber.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc)
Uber ackbar!
Posted by: Stinky-Ass Broad at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (RD7QR)
?? I had Chik-fil-A for breakfast. I'm stuffed.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 22, 2015 07:54 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah, sorry, that was me. Transformer doesn't like morning sex, the little cock tease.
Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 22, 2015 08:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:41 AM (26aeI)
The boot heel hurts most when the faces show signs of hope.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 22, 2015 08:37 AM (j+aWk)
Unnamed sources tell me that it will turn out Space-X violated several muz patents developed under the NASA outreach program.
Posted by: W. Mouch at December 22, 2015 08:41 AM (ftVQq)
deaths have taken on him as he has dispatched troops to Iraq"
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He can "speak bluntly" all he wants. He's not a good actor, and he can't fake emotion very well. Except for anger at half of America. He's pretty damned good at that. For everything else, he's an easily-read, sociopathic shell trying to mimic human feelings.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 22, 2015 08:42 AM (pVkEV)
One in five kids is starving. IT COULD BE YOURS!
Brought to you by your local radio station that is so pathetic that it can only bring in PSA ads and...
Posted by: The Ad Council at December 22, 2015 08:43 AM (BO/km)
And if a Dem is elected and they lose the House and Senate, we'll be in for some real shit.
I think if it looks like we can actually win the Pres. we'll have to vote for them in Congress too.
Even though Turdle has already said he won't cooperate with Trump. I think Trump and others might be able to persuade him otherwise.
It's not like he's got a reputation as a hard bargainer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:43 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2015 08:44 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (Xo1Rt)
Kristol is the face that comes to mind when I hear or read the word "smarmy".
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:44 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:44 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mainah at December 22, 2015 08:39 AM (659DL)
Pay for the privilege of driving 66. Woo hoo!!
*you know it's bad when you're thankful you drive 95 now instead of 66.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:44 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:40 AM (Xo1R
Hold a f*cking lottery. That would help pay off the debt. I just boil when I see him. Its getting that way for Steve Hayes now. F*cking DC turns people into worthless POS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:44 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9GtPX6c_kg
to brighten your morning.
Posted by: grammie winger, O Come Emmanuel at December 22, 2015 08:45 AM (dFi94)
Has anyone told him the bear AND the boat weren't real?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:45 AM (Xo1Rt)
Well, here's my contribution to the "schlong" discussion:
This is theearly 20th-centuryfemale impersonator Julian Eltinge:
https://goo.gl/k65oIb
He would tour under the name "Eltinge," leaving audiences to wonder whether he was a man or woman, although at the end of each performance, he would remove his wig and reveal his true sex. It's possible he was gay, although definitive proof has never surfaced; offstage he was very hypermasculine, known to punch stagehands or others who suggested he was in any way not 100% manly man.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2015 08:45 AM (X6fMO)
I can not and will not vote for my rep & senator. I'm sorry. I just can't.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:46 AM (voOPb)
You're all ignoring the new HUNGER IN AMERICA meme
One in five kids is starving. IT COULD BE YOURS!
Brought to you by your local radio station that is so pathetic that it can only bring in PSA ads and...
Posted by: The Ad Council at December 22, 2015 08:43 AM (BO/km)
Interesting they don't point out that something like 40% of them are obese.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:46 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2015 08:46 AM (LO5Qy)
Schlong. The new fragrance from Trump.
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Somehow, I'm thinking Schlong, eau de toilette, more befitting of Billy Jeff. Talk about missed capitalism...
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 22, 2015 08:46 AM (pVkEV)
Patrician and arrogant with just a soupcon of smug.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (Xo1Rt)
police were still trying to discern a motive for that smelly-assed broad "
Yet, if at any point in the families history, a CBF was found in the background of a family vacation photo.....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
Oh well, to each his own.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2015 07:35 AM (uRmWf)
I could never figure out why they made the movie in the first place. It's an old, often told story. Powers, the U2 pilot, gets shot down and is captured by the Soviets. (They knew it was coming, as Johnson and the Skunk Works gang were already working on OXCART, what would become the SR-71, to replace the U2.) It was a risk, but they needed all the intel they could get. So the Russians do the usual show trial thing and Powers gets locked up. The way I heard it years ago, Powers' father raised hell with the Feds to do something to get him out, and eventually they did, with this prisoner swap. Our side had caught a Russian spy, and the Russians were willing to exchange Powers for this guy, and they did, end if story.
Sadly, Powers was treated rather shabbily after his release by the powers that were. Kelly Johnson and the Skunk Works guys took umbrage to this and helped him get a flying job in L.A., flying a traffic reporting helicopter. Powers died in a helicopter crash in the late 1970s. Much later he was awarded the DFC for his trouble.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (AYY6Y)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (F+xWX)
There was someone on a blog somewhere who always commented with that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
That was late Captain's Quarters and early Hot Air, when that blog was a shiny place in the Internet firmament.
What a memory you have sir.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
Trump strolls out grabs his crotch and gives a pelvic thrust towards Hill.
Public schlonging.
He carries 46 states.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (26aeI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (ptqRm)
My senator is Pat Toomey. As frustrated as I am with him I still might vote for him. I guess it depends.
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
http://tinyurl.com/hhm9xt7
Active-shooter training for office workers used to be about hiding. Not anymore.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bill's Johnson, RIP at December 22, 2015 08:50 AM (pq97T)
"What kind of underwear do you wear?"
And her answer will have to be "Depends".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:51 AM (Xo1Rt)
Trump strolls out grabs his crotch and gives a pelvic thrust towards Hill.
Public schlonging.
He carries 46 states.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:49 AM (26aeI)
I hope to see Hillary debate while visibly drunk. She'll probably still win, given that the people are no longer worthy of a republic, but it will be an amusing way to see the new tyranny ushered in.
Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 22, 2015 08:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: press conference with Detective Jenner at December 22, 2015 08:52 AM (k092K)
Patrician and arrogant with just a soupcon of smug.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (Xo1Rt
FIRE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:52 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 22, 2015 08:52 AM (vmHHv)
They pan to her face and see the scared look and the knowledge of guilt written on it.
Landslide victory for Trump.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:53 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 22, 2015 08:54 AM (Vv/Pc)
With Justin Trudeau wrecking the place? I don't think so.
Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 22, 2015 08:54 AM (vmHHv)
Later Hoarde.
May the Schlong be with you!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2015 08:54 AM (26aeI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
CBF??
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:56 AM (ftVQq)
I wrote ol' toom boy an email about his stupid gun bill and he kindly wrote back to me with a lot of blah, blah.
Needless to say, I'm hoping someone gets on the stick and gets themselves on the ballot.
I think some real dark horses could win major elections this next year.
As long as they don't run as a Republican.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:57 AM (Xo1Rt)
Confederate Battle Flag
While probably not 100% accurate, it has become internet shorthand for the Confederate flag.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 09:01 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: rodlang at December 22, 2015 09:08 AM (CmDWk)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:14 AM (ftVQq)
Confederate Battle Flag
While probably not 100% accurate, it has become internet shorthand for the Confederate flag.
BUT, it's not the Confederate Flag! It's the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virgina. The Stars and Bars is one of the flags of the Confederacy. Which, by the way, I have been seeing a lot more of here in northern Alabama/southern Tennessee as of late. I think it's kind of a FU to ignorant progressive Yankees.
Posted by: Paladin at December 22, 2015 09:18 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: AE at December 22, 2015 09:18 AM (+ft6G)
Posted by: Paladin at December 22, 2015 09:21 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Paladin at December 22, 2015 09:22 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 09:26 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: melanerpes at December 22, 2015 10:15 AM (6sjBD)
"When is the last time you saw someone holding up a severed human head, and it wasn't a Muslim holding it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2015 10:15 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: smoothie-naysayer at December 22, 2015 10:48 AM (qQk+U)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2015 06:49 AM (gy5kE)
Yah, I don't think this is what Rodney Dangerfield's character meant when he announces at the end of Caddyshack "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!!"
Posted by: Bill H at December 22, 2015 12:19 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 22, 2015 12:21 PM (S2VsH)
honest, if the Establishment puts one of their people up as the
alternative, we're still toast. Just a little slower. Maybe. If we're
lucky.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 07:49 AM (J+mig)'------------------------------
More likely faster. Look what has happened with a republican run HOR and senate. Done more that Reid or Pelosi did.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 22, 2015 12:52 PM (AhyHb)
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