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Look at me, I'm the ONT! - [Weirddave]
So, I was working out tonight at the Y when Ace texts me “Can you do the ONT?”. For some reason Ace only seems to text me when I'm at the Y. Usually I'm listening to the podcast while I work out, it's like Ace has some kind of absolutely useless low grade telepathy or something. I'm not complaining, getting texts at the Y isn't so bad, there's probably some other poor open blogger that Ace only texts when they're on the john reading him on Twitter.
Let's start with a Miracle at sea We all know that modern jets have ejection seats to save the lives of the pilots when they are aout to crash, but what happens if one goes partially off during routine flight operations? This:
“My scan continued right. Instead of meeting my B/N’s questioning glance, I saw a pair of legs at my eye level. The right side of the canopy was shattered. I followed the legs up and saw the rest of my B/N’s body out in the windblast. I watched as his head snapped down and then back up, and his helmet and oxygen mask disappeared. They didn’t fly off; they just disappeared.”Read the rest, it's a harrowing tale of men performing right past their edge of their abilities. We on the right tend to revere servicemen and women to the point where we forget that they are human beings, with as many faults and foibles as anyone else. Stories like this are why.
Remember Bryan Pagliano? He’s the senior Hillary Clinton IT guy who worked for her at State, and on her home server. When Pagliano was called to testify before the Benghazi committee he “took the fifth.” The latest Pagliano-related issue is that his State Department emails seem to have disappeared. Well not all of them are missing, just the ones written during Ms. Clinton’s tenure at Foggy Bottom.Zombie Vince Foster is not amused.
San Bernardino wasn't the only mass shooting recently. Nobody is talking about Bunny Friend Park, and that’s a problem 17 shot including a 10 year old boy and the MSM says nothing. If this isn't evidence that the news is agenda driven, I don't know what is. You see it in the dearth of reports about Chicago. I live in Baltimore and nobody wants to talk about the fact that on a per capita basis, 2015 is the deadliest year here EVER, beating out the early 1990s. Remember the 1990s? That's when a little book called Homicide: a Year on the Killing Streets was written. They made it into a TV show, you might have seen it.
Ok, I give up. Western Civ is done. Stick a fork in it. Meet the 52 Year-Old Father Who Identifies As a 6 Year-Old Girl
“I can’t deny I was married. I can’t deny I have children,” Stefonknee Wolscht says. “But I’ve moved forward now and I’ve gone back to being a child. I don’t want to be an adult right now.”Life's not about what you want asshole, it's about what you have to do. Sheesh, I can't even. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Bork:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2015 10:40 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:45 PM (voOPb)
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Posted by: Sixkiller at December 11, 2015 10:45 PM (szEUw)
That's where the @$(*@$(^@# shakycam came from. That show. And he did this really annoying "triple take" thing that he must have gotten from doing MTV videos or something that added nothing but headaches. They stopped doing that after the first season but the shakycam was there to stay.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 10:45 PM (39g3+)
Socialist presidents running cults of personality are part and parcel of South America's history since their independence. But from "Chavismo" in Venezuela, to Peronists in Argentina, the people might finally be standing up to these thugs.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10556
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10556
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 11, 2015 10:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 11, 2015 10:46 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 10:46 PM (AkOaV)
he sang the national anthem, and it was wonderful. He asked everyone to sing along, partly in honor of the victims of terrorist killings.
He sang it softly and sincerely, and everyone sang along. It was just sweet and lovely. The showy "watch me sing" thing is so cliche.
Posted by: stace at December 11, 2015 10:46 PM (CoX6k)
I know you as mariginally honorable dude
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:47 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 10:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 10:48 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:48 PM (MQEz6)
How's the biz beta testing?
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 10:49 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 11, 2015 10:49 PM (vBeA5)
The Dark Secret Place, by Bryan Suits.
Find it on KFI-AM 640 website.
Bryan is former Army, served during Kosovo, IIRC.
He has the greatest stuff on any of the GWOT, which we are still very much in.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 11, 2015 10:49 PM (CUR/D)
Posted by: Armando at December 11, 2015 10:50 PM (dcCJA)
Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 10:51 PM (ed7/a)
I know you as mariginally honorable dude
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:47 PM (voOPb)
"Marginally Honorable Chairman" is the name of the site where I post everything (and a nickname Bannion tagged me with about 3 years ago). The podcast is "The Drift Compatible Podcast".
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2015 10:52 PM (8aOqE)
I thought it said that too, first. Although Andrew Braugher's character was a really, really good detective.
What happened to him anyway? He just kind of disappeared.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 10:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tdpwells at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (evKax)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (Xo1Rt)
Kittens terrified him, but he would kick pitbull ass like it was the fun thing ever.
Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (QSnYu)
Thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (voOPb)
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Speaking of, haven't heard from Bannion or MWR on the site for ages, it seems. Are they consorting with a better class of hoodlum these days?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Find it on KFI-AM 640 website.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
KFI makes it hard to find.
Here's the XML feed:
www.kfiam640.com/podcast/darksecretplace.xml
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Armando at December 11, 2015 10:50 PM
You are not alone.
I was thinkin' "Ned Beatty? Black? Who knew?"
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)
They both came out a the same time, so ... you might be right? Either way it was an abomination that just won't go away.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Now I have a headache.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 11, 2015 10:54 PM (IWKB6)
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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)
Go figure.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 11, 2015 10:55 PM (3dOE/)
Frankly, me neither. I didn't realize it was that easy.
Okay, I now identify as an 18 year old. Does that mean someone else will pay my bills and cook me all my meals again?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 10:55 PM (AkOaV)
What happened to him anyway? He just kind of disappeared."
I read somewhere that Braugher's on Brooklyn Nine-Nine now, and has a recurring role on SVU.
Posted by: Armando at December 11, 2015 10:56 PM (dcCJA)
Posted by: Arson Wells at December 11, 2015 10:56 PM (xl9rT)
Its good all the way up to age 27!
Posted by: The Democrats at December 11, 2015 10:56 PM (39g3+)
Beth was kicking deserving nutsacks earlier today.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 10:57 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Armando at December 11, 2015 10:56 PM (dcCJA)
He's one of the main characters on B99, and damn funny in it. He does show up on SVU every once in a while as a defense attorney.
Posted by: tdpwells at December 11, 2015 10:57 PM (evKax)
Also, hey y'all.
Posted by: Bomber at December 11, 2015 10:58 PM (qKfed)
What happened to him anyway? He just kind of disappeared.
And he didn't go annoyingly insane in the final season. His white partner going p.c. nuts really ticked me off.
He had a role in a season of House M.D. as Rx drug addict House's shrink. I think I'll take a quick look at IMDB for him too.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 10:58 PM (QSnYu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (jR7Wy)
I know MWR has had a bunch of personal/work stuff going on, so that's probably why she hasn't been around much. Not sure about Bannion.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT)
...did not know you had a blog.
and not in the way I don't know alleng has a blog, I really didn't.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (AkOaV)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zwlqo84
Posted by: kindltot at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 10:57 PM (1xUj/)
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On Twitter, or just on the street?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (jR7Wy)
He's on Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2015 11:00 PM (EDYaR)
I want to self-identify as someone who survived the sad years of Baroque.
I thought of you morons last night, watching a rerun of King of Queens. He described how it would be hard for a t-rex dinosaur to fap with his little arms (see, I am speaking moron here). I loved that show. It was funny and had no political correctness. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 11, 2015 11:01 PM (7lqMl)
and not in the way I don't know alleng has a blog, I really didn't.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (AkOaV)
I do virtually no writing at it. I did a few posts way back when. Now everything is pretty much 100% podcast related. Link is in nic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oldbuffalo at December 11, 2015 11:01 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
Here, at least.
Probably the street, too, but I don't have a hack into the CCTV feed.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 11:01 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2015 11:02 PM (Zu3d9)
Glad that he did.
I remember reading Frances Gary Power's book. The U-2 had an ejection seat but the way the cockpit was arranged with regard to the windscreen rear frame that an ejection could possibly sever your legs at/above the knee. It was a close run thing. The pilots all talked among themselves whether ejecting was worth it or not.
Powers ejected and managed to keep his legs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:02 PM (memqT)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:02 PM (QSnYu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)
Looks good. Nice content, nobody making waves...
*removes pants*
*opens beer*
...so what are you boisterous, over-indulgent, carousing, merry-makers talking about tonight? Is it boobs? Because I really hope it's boobs.
...and baseball, but mostly boobs.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Buck O. Phive at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (Fj7tq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Oh, awesome, I'll just pull it up on itunes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The Democrats at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
Batchelor.
Right. If you need me I will be out back shrieking at the skies. I may beat on some trees and try to run insensibly through a couple of sheep-wire and barbed wire fences, but I will be fine, I've had tetanus shots.
Posted by: kindltot at December 11, 2015 11:05 PM (q2o38)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zwlqo84
Posted by: kindltot at December 11, 2015 10:59 PM (q2o3
Yet more good news!
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 11, 2015 11:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (AkOaV)
Sounds like an excellent plan.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)
If someone had told me 20 years ago I would read this sentence in a news article I would have said they were full of shit. It isn't even the weirdest thing I've heard this week.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 11:05 PM (/tuJf)
Also I made the ont! Mostly because I just got home from a party. But still yay!
Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:06 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:06 PM (39g3+)
-Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
'Irv, I was never in aisle three!'
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:06 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:07 PM (QSnYu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:07 PM (39g3+)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:04 PM (voOPb)
It's the cursive writing, isn't it?
Posted by: The Cursive Hat at December 11, 2015 11:07 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (e+1S5)
It gets so, so much worse. I'm going to take you into a very dark world that I discovered a few days ago. Be warned. Once you know, you can not unknow.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (Kqit+)
Perv!
Posted by: couch fucker at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (QSnYu)
Sounds like an excellent plan.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)
. Just bustin balls.
I do plan on listening to yours & aces most recent podcast this weekend while I'm doing my fall clean up in the yard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:09 PM (P1+IG)
I don't know if I should be disgusted or...intrigued.
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 11, 2015 11:10 PM (dcCJA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2015 11:10 PM (KCxzN)
Frankly, me neither. I didn't realize it was that easy.
Okay, I now identify as an 18 year old. Does that mean someone else will pay my bills and cook me all my meals again?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes"
I wonder what the IRS thinks of all this when he puts himself down as a dependent child on the tax forms....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (P1+IG)
Posted by: checkitouter at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (PLeSy)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (OQ9R7)
Never flown an ejection-seat aircraft before October. I do now. Cannot imagine landing anywhere, much less on a carrier, with a crewmember halfway out. Unfuckingreal.
Posted by: Bomber at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (EzgxV)
Realized just the other day that, meaningless as it is, there will be an Oklahoma primary and I will be asked to cast my pitiful vote for one of those dubious dudes or dudette. I will have to move from the Theoretical to the Actual and pick one of Marco, Ben, Chris, Rick, Mike, Carly, Jeb, Donald, Rand, Lindsey, or Ted, all of whom have already filed in the state.
I have 'til March to roll my dodecahedron and decide.
Groaann.
Posted by: mindful webworker - democratic republicly at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (ATv6t)
"... The fact is that even if every American citizen biked to work, carpooled to school, used only solar panels to power their homes, if we each planted a dozen trees, if we somehow eliminated all of our domestic greenhouse gas emissions, guess what -- that still wouldn't be enough to offset the carbon pollution coming from the rest of the world.
If all the industrial nations went down to zero emissions -- remember what I just said, all the industrial emissions went down to zero emissions -- it wouldn't be enough, not when more than 65% of the world's carbon pollution comes from the developing world."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAtiygrbTSg
Posted by: Andrei Sakharov at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (umq4n)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Guy In The Ejection Seat at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
They change their menu a lot, but if they ever go back to it, I would make the trip. Say hi to Christy for me. She's the cute tatted up hostess. I don't miss much about MD, but I do miss Jack's.
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (Wo9OY)
He was once married and had 7 children. He was a terrible father. The last time he interacted with his children he threatened to kill himself on his daughter's wedding day.
That is, perhaps, the least disturbing thing about him and transexuals in general, as you will soon see.
Stefonknee lives with a middle age couple. He pretends to be their 6 year old daughter. He interacts with, and plays with, their actual 8 year old grand child.
He also fucks the "dad" or rather, the "dad" fucks him. Stefonknee talks about having to hide his erection under his dress when he thinks about being fucked by his "dad".
That part is important because...the tranny thing? It's all about sexual fetish. Well, that's not 100% true. There are, as I just learned, two types of trannies. There are gay men who are sooo gay they decide that they are women and...there are everyone else.
Everyone else are men who become sexually aroused at the thought of themselves as women. In fact, it is the ONLY thing that sexually arouses some of them. Others become sexually aroused when in women's spaces such as bathrooms and locker rooms.
It is all one big, disgusting sexual fetish and women are being held captive to it in the name of "tolerance".
So "Caitlyn" Jenner? Yeah he doesn't just want to be a woman, he jacks off to being a woman. Think about that the next time someone wants to let a man with a dick who calls himself a woman into your daughter's changing room.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:14 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:09 PM (P1+IG)
Bees don't lie!!!
Which reminds me of another podcast I listen to which leads me to watch a bunch of crappy movies, like Jupiter ascending: How did this get made. They talk about crapoy and sometimes awesomely crazed movies. Sometimes funny.
And withthat, night all.
Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:14 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 11, 2015 11:14 PM (g25eo)
I'm not a huge soup guy though.
The girlfriend loves Pho and we have a great Vietnamese place down the street, so I do eat it pretty regularly though (once every two weeks or so).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2015 11:15 PM (gyKtp)
*makes note on calendar*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:15 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2015 11:02 PM (Zu3d9)
You're so gay.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:03 PM
I actually forgot where this crap started. But it's been amusing.
be well you Morons,
T
Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2015 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:16 PM (Kqit+)
There has never yet been a tranny or cross dresser with a name that doesn't belong with glitter and a pole.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Hmong Gangster at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (QSnYu)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (AkOaV)
The broth is the key. A slowcooker or pressure cooker is a must.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:18 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 11:18 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (39g3+)
you must hate reading what half of us at the 'hq say then.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:18 PM (AkOaV)
My favorite restaurant name was Fook Yuen Seafood.
"Where do you want to go?"
"Fook Yuen!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)
be well you Morons,
T
Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2015 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Well, Milo Yiann...Yain..Yan....Milo With The Hair had a post up today saying that it's perfectly ok for straight people to use "fag", "queer" and "that's so gay" as insults. Hilarious. As his posts typically are.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (QSnYu)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:18 PM (Kqit+)
Thanks! I've got a slow cooker, but I also have all day to sit on broth, unfortunately.
*looks down at shoes*
...so. Beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Yeah. So..now you know.
Perhaps worst they're actively recruiting children into this madness and all therapists immediately suggest radical hormonal interventions whenever a child makes the slightest hint at being uncomfortable with their gender. Like, you know, during puberty when everyone on earth is uncomfortable in their body.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (xGQZE)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: Wyatt at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (7BFj6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM (39g3+)
*shifty eyes*
Yeah, yeah that must be awful to listen to. Can't imagine dealing with that.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Sickos
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:21 PM (QSnYu)
No, Donald?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 11:21 PM (Xo1Rt)
How's the biz beta testing?
Thanks! And really well, I had a great response and I'll be sending everyone an email this weekend.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 11, 2015 11:21 PM (hOD4w)
Good work, I hope Maet doesn't ban me, ha ha
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2015 11:21 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (QSnYu)
The beef cooks in the broth. Comes super rare, but by the time you eat it it's cooked medium or so.
It's not bad if you like soup. I'd suggest giving it a second try.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:22 PM (AkOaV)
Only problem is they cost more than you get, and you have to eat like 11 of them to fill up. They are cooking for someone 5' tall and 80 pounds.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (39g3+)
Meh, I don't think there's a way to accurately discuss the level of disgust inherent to 52 year old men dressing up as, and interacting with, 6 year old girls without a high level of profanity.
Oh, also? Stefonknee was key to getting a law called "Toby's Law" passed in Canada that allows men access to women's spaces. A "transwoman" took immediate advantage of that law and raped two women at two separate women's shelters. Weeee progress.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (Kqit+)
Watch the sizes of the Nestle baking chips. The semi- sweet are 12 oz; all the other various flavors are smaller packages, but the same price.
/yeah, I want 12 oz, not 11.5oz or 10oz for the same freaking price.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (1q9bx)
I still think the Homicide episode with Vincent D'Orforio as the guy trapped by the subway train was one of the most chilling shows I've ever watched.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:24 PM (voOPb)
Well that's by design. They give themselves stripper names because it turns them on to think of themselves with a stripper name.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:24 PM (Kqit+)
The first year wasn't bad, but I'm not a big Bochco fan. He's more interested in making a statement and being important than good storytelling. So; Sipowitz's pimple, dimply rear end in the shower, no thanks.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Friday night is date night at the Y. Seriously. DON'T drop the soap.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2015 11:25 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (Kqit+)
Yeah I cant think of anything more fucked up then injecting a kid with hormones so that they don't go in to puberty.
I mean, the same damned people who won't eat chicken "with hormones" and "gmo" have no problem injecting their 10 year old son with super doses of estrogen.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2015 11:26 PM (AkOaV)
Yeah, the packaging was all shrinking for a while there. It seems to have plateaued but I think the economy is going to tank bad next year so expect your coke cans to get skinnier.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:26 PM (39g3+)
Phuket Thai is a nice Thai restaurant chain in Hawaii, I frequented the one near the Ward Theaters in Honolulu.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2015 11:26 PM (8aOqE)
Was listening to some Ray Charles greatest hits on YouTube earlier. Great stuff. Someone should do a 2015 version of "Busted."
My son likes to dress up as Dinah Shore
so I'm busted...
A Syrian couple just moved in next door
so I'm busted...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:27 PM (ntObR)
Munchhausen by Liberal
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:27 PM (Z/8dZ)
There is some real evil and child abuse in these parents. But, politically protected evil and child abuse. And within a decade, banging your 11 year old will probably be protected.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:28 PM (39g3+)
so I'm busted...
A Syrian couple just moved in next door
so I'm busted..."
Hahaha. YES
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:28 PM (Z/8dZ)
*plugs ears*
LA-LA-LA-LA-LAHHHH! I don't even want to know those folks exist. Let 'em hide, as has always been intended.
I'll just scan your posts and skip, if you don't mind-a-reeno!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:28 PM (OQ9R7)
Dartboard is more satisfying. Especially with pictures involved.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at December 11, 2015 11:28 PM (m9V0o)
Really BAD movie. And I don't even have discerning taste - I've seen all the Transformers and Fast 'n Furious movies multiple time.
Whatever magic that resulted in The Matrix is long gone (no, there are no sequels, never heard of 'em).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 11:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:11 PM (P1+IG)
Tatum was OK in Paper Moon, but she really has gone butch in recent pics.
Posted by: kindltot at December 11, 2015 11:29 PM (q2o38)
So let's combine Godfather and Dune with a lot of anticapitalism, which we don't even understand all that well, but we expect everyone will cheer anyway because of course profitz are badz
Well... Jupiter Ascending succeeded at not making profits
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:29 PM (iIbyh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:30 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2015 11:30 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)
trapped by the subway train was one of the most chilling shows I've ever
watched.
Ugh, yes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 11:31 PM (NOIQH)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:18 PM (Kqit+)
Thanks! I've got a slow cooker, but I also have all day to sit on broth, unfortunately.
*looks down at shoes*
...so. Beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel
I have yet to try it, but here's SeriousEats stove-and-broiler version:
tinyurl.com/q662dlr
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2015 11:31 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
What message is sent by a pimpled butt?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)
of estrogen."
Pretty rare for someone to walk away with winning the ONT before 200 posts.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 11, 2015 11:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 11, 2015 11:23 PM (9JJgN)
Actually, those are the 1 lb packages.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:32 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)
So does Kristen Stewart. But at least Mila isn't vacant eyed expressionless with her mouth open.
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (zt+N6)
That's almost exactly how I refer to him because I don't have the time to learn how to spell that ridiculous last name. I guess if you just say Milo everyone will know who you mean.
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:17 PM
Be well Slap. I've been reading you and others on the ONT lately. Just a lot going on to be able to comment on much lately.
Well, that made no F***ing sense.
Are posters here required to make sense?
Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)
Just heard there is to be a terrorist strike in Chicago. Great. We have theatre tickets at Navy Pier tomorrow.
As for podcasts, I listen to Red Eye Radio out of Dallas.
I found them by accident. 2 hysterical guys that are very conservative. They are on midnight to 5am central. And the podcast is ready when I get up in the morning. No commercials. They have their own ap also.
Have a great weekend morons. I will check in to see if I survived on Monday.
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at December 11, 2015 11:34 PM (1M/xn)
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (e+1S5)
Yup. I always refer to him as "Milo With The Hair". I've never once had someone not know who I meant.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
that allows men access to women's spaces. A "transwoman" took immediate
advantage of that law and raped two women at two separate women's
shelters.
Well that was fast!!
Didn't know that because I didn't both reading the article because: SICKO.
Bet he's laughing at everyone who accommodates this stunt.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (NOIQH)
Copied, Pasted and Bookmarked. Grassy-Ass, Dude!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (OQ9R7)
BCCochaan, who's insulting Mila? She's just one more example of God's glorious design and engineering skills. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 11:25 PM
Fingers crossed it will be good, but... not getting my hopes up. It might be ok if they don't make the gameplay and motion too spastic. Doom 3 at least got the handling right, but the map design and monster numbers was limited... plus the God weapon thing... Hope they go back to the basics.
Posted by: otho at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (EWg9n)
I also listen to Adam Carolla (dotcom) and his Ace on the House DIY podcasts. And occasionally the car show too.
He's pretty conservative/libertarian if you haven't checked him out.
I also listen to Charley Jones overnight. He's an old KZEW Disc-Jockey turned late-night conservative talk-show host. I know you can listen live, but not sure if he still puts up the files online.
Posted by: JarvisW at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (3+E+K)
My poor poor Braves.
They're going to have an opening season in 2017 in their brand new stadium, in Cobb County *spit*, and be utterly awful.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:36 PM (voOPb)
Thought of it this morning and figured I'd better remember to share it in the ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:36 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: BananaDream at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (Ag8Mw)
Little has swim lessons at the Y. I work out while he swims. I shower at home.
As to whether I'm gay or not, bend over and let's find out.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (hOD4w)
* rechecks my own message *
Oh, yeah, he's in there, just lost in the crowd.
*
Honestly, the only audio I listen to is Levin. I keep thinking I might like to listen to podcasts, but... see... the one time I tried listening to the AoS podcast, I didn't make it past the intro music and chatter. My time is val-yoo-a-bull, I tells ya. So, blame Ace, BCochran1981.
*
And we have kimchee in the fridge. Not as good as I've had at restaurants, but good on the breakfast eggs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - democratic republicly at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (iIbyh)
-Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2015 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Negative, Ghostrider. You don't even need pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (OQ9R7)
SeriousEats did a set of noodles-in-a-jar recipes of home made 'instant' noodles for work/school.
Kinda neat.
tinyurl.com/m3ezo9x
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (ntObR)
Wanna know if God is male? Look at the beauty of women and utilitarianism of men.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (QSnYu)
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:38 PM (cbfNE)
but really when I want to listen to something on the computer I pull up some Old Time Radio shows and relax with Dragnet and Gunsmoke.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sipowitz's Ass Crack at December 11, 2015 11:38 PM (93LO+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (39g3+)
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Unless you're from Jersey.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:38 PM (MbrzC)
Who cares. She needs to be right here "pats bed."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:39 PM (4mWAf)
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:38 PM (cbfNE)
We try to make ours just two friends bullshitting about politics and stuff.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:39 PM (GEICT)
They're going to have an opening season in 2017 in their brand new stadium, in Cobb County *spit*, and be utterly awful.
I fear we're going to have to suffer through some mid-80s Braves teams for a while. They had a really, really impressive run for a long time though. That's not easy to sustain.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:40 PM (39g3+)
Drove me crazy.
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:40 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:40 PM (voOPb)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, I know. They're "churning" right now. Hopefully you get butter around '18! All those young pitchers turning-over was stomach-turning from the outside.
They're collecting a bunch of young talent right now, so there's that. In two years, they'll be buying the Indians' young rotation ...LOL.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:40 PM (OQ9R7)
The husband and I listened to SevenEves while tiling our first floor with wood look tile. The book is over 30 hours long. We completely finished it while still having about half a room to grout. When I went to finish grouting I had a Pavlovian reaction and felt disoriented by not having the Levitical history of New Earth to accompany me.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:41 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:41 PM (39g3+)
What is the point of bees "recognizing" a queen - simply a queen by DNA. So random.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 11:41 PM (NOIQH)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675357064198275073
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675357198298578944
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675357332063285248
Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2015 11:42 PM (lgd88)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:42 PM (iIbyh)
Os will be windows 7 64 and 8gb of memory. that kicks me off as my motherboard only does 4gb and of course no win 7 64.
I'm going to start counting pennies.
Really, I've got everything. doom, doomII, Ultimate Doom, Final Doom, Doom 3, Doom3 addon, plus I built a number of maps before they went to brushes. I've got the original Doom Alchemy Cookbook which is how to build the old 2d maps for Doom and Doom II.
Got tons of maps, loaders, configuration utilities and launchers.
There's a tiny bit of Carmacks Ferrari that was paid for by me.
damn
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 11:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
I feel you. There are a ton of assholes who want to move the Rangers from Arlington to Dallas. Because Dallas is just oh so cool and Arlington is podunk stripmall world. Now look, I don't deny that, but fuck you. Ballpark in Arlington, bitches. Ballpark in ARLINGTON.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (Z/8dZ)
Most points scored in the NFL. 3rd least points allowed.
I feel like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. "Who are these guys?"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (hVdx9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675357472580849665
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675357592487596032
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675358182248734720
Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (lgd88)
Posted by: Bomber at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)
---
We've had this discussion before on the blog.
You can't judge male pulchritude based on curvilinear female beauty standards. Different set of criteria.
But yes, they can be beautiful. GroOOWWrrrr!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (jR7Wy)
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Good luck getting to that stadium anytime between 3:30pm and 7:30pm. They literally could not have picked a worse spot for it, it's like someone said "hey where can we put this stadium, we need some place that already is a parking lot for hours every day, oh yeah I know, right at the 75\285 merge, perfect!
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:44 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675481824701710336
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675482208178536448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675482677198237696
Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2015 11:45 PM (lgd88)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA (and Kurt Russel) at December 11, 2015 11:45 PM (9jeGC)
Uh, yeah, let's go with that. Three-minutes.
Ladies?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (GQ1IT)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (iIbyh)
There has never yet been a tranny or cross dresser with a name that doesn't belong with glitter and a pole.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:16 PM (39g3+)
I move that the AOS Style Guide require that the name of this goblin be pronounced: "shtee-fawnk-knee". Just to mock it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (o/90i)
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:40 PM (OQ9R7)
Yeah, they might be alright Pitching wise in a couple years. Now if they could only fucking figure out to hit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675483074541436929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675483691259330560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/675483880112066560
Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (lgd88)
Posted by: mantuaBill at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (S90LB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:46 PM (hVdx9)
You mean there's a chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2015 11:48 PM (+y3Tj)
Mila Kunis. Your argument is invalid.
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:48 PM (e+1S5)
"
Reminds me of Flight of the Conchords:
Is that it?
Oh yeah baby, that's it.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:49 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:49 PM (cbfNE)
They used too much dynamite. You're stunned and don't know what's going on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:49 PM (5C/mI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2015 11:49 PM (ODxAs)
Oh, wait...
"Which community is wiling to buy us new shit at everyone else's expense."
Sports! I have a tough time reconciling being a fan with what they pull on the taxpayer. It is a cross to bear and I won't deny it when a non-sports fan wants to kick me in the teeth for loving baseball.
Football... (Browns' Football), more specifically? *spits*
Three years, plus of not giving a crap and I has paid-off in spades! We are the Mogadishu of sports cities.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Just because Dallas screwed up and voted in a mayor that was an idiot and lost the chance to bring the Cowboys back, AND pay for Cotton Bowl and Fair Grounds renovation (not that I agree with using gov money for sports, just sayin thats what happened) doesn't mean they should get the team that's been in ONE PLACE the WHOLE TIME!! lol
Posted by: JarvisW at December 11, 2015 11:50 PM (3+E+K)
Movie is over. That must be the worst movie I have seen in years
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:50 PM (iIbyh)
salami head crosetti and meldrick are my all time faves.
the first three episodes of the series are the best.
and the scene where they're at the cemetary when they can't find the body is classic...all centering around the black widow who killed or had her relatives killed for the insurance money.
remember dolly? lol
Posted by: concrete girl at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (f3K9g)
I remember there was a post about some Native American actors getting upset at the filming. Other than a couple name jokes of the Apache, Never Wears a Bra and Beaver Breath, there hasn't been anything I see as offensive, except to the audience looking for comedy.
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:20 PM (QSnYu)
Most Vietnamese noodle houses have a great variety of pho. You can get well-done beef if you want it, also hot and spicy if you want it. Pho is not normally hot and spicy, though. But it is indeed yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (+y3Tj)
----
I doubt he ever was an adult, the sick fuck.
Seriously though, none of those sickos need to be around kids.
Other than that, cool ONT, WD.
Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
I remember when they were the St. Louis Cardinals. 7 wins in a row just didn't happen.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:51 PM (hVdx9)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
That's exactly where we are. Al Arm, no Stick.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)
That particular case is less likely, just because coke is almost all water, so there's not a lot of savings in reducing the volume, compared to the cost of retooling all the canning plants. And vending machines.
I do hate the size changes in general, if only because they break so many old recipes. OK, a one-pound container of this and a sixteen-fluid-ounce can of that... but the pound is now 12oz, and the 16 is now 14.5...
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2015 11:52 PM (hAtXl)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 10:53 PM (QSnYu)
That happened IRL as I'm sure you know. I was at one of the games when they were filming that episode. They won the Grey Cup too. Baltimore is the only city with championships in the NFL, the USFL and the CFL.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 11, 2015 11:52 PM (hOD4w)
*adds to list*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)
---
Crap I'm in the middle of downloading atm... is it just not good... or is it... stop the download now level bad??
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (MbrzC)
Movie is over. That must be the worst movie I have seen in years
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:50 PM (iIbyh)
What were you watching?
Posted by: RWC at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (GEICT)
Looks good. Nice content, nobody making waves...
*removes pants*
*opens beer*
...so what are you boisterous, over-indulgent, carousing, merry-makers talking about tonight? Is it boobs? Because I really hope it's boobs.
...and baseball, but mostly boobs.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
The fiancee thought your display was very very classy. She's been more of a multicolor gal, but she may be inspired.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
I never saw that but it must be funny. Three-minutes and all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (5C/mI)
Well she went to the Taylor Swift school of dating.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
****
Ugh. Please don't mention TS. Hate that loony b*tch and her sh*tty music.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (voOPb)
It's very disconcerting to hear someone who sounds like Roger Daltry look like a young country dude.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (zyIlW)
WTF was that shit I just watched. I'm glad I didn't pay money for it. Thank you local library.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (39g3+)
Shock Treatment.
Posted by: Sipowitz's Ass Crack at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (93LO+)
Right? Look, we survived the old stadium, and damn it we get to keep the team!
I heard the new Arlington mayor is actually trying to turn the area around the ballpark/jerryworld into less of a shithole though. Of course, that's what they always say.
That and...
"Oh, we are going to turn Division St around!"
Yeah? Last time I was there Division One and row of creepy motels were still standing.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: ArrDubyaCeeeee' at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (9JJgN)
You see the clip of the Raven's K Tucker singing Ave Maria?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ArrDubyaCeeeee' at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (9jeGC)
In particular.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:56 PM (MbrzC)
They should have done what Baltimore and Seattle did when they built a new stadium: renovate the entire neighborhood. The Kingdome used to be in one of the scariest industrial parts of the city and when they built the new stadium it became a really nice part of town.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:56 PM (39g3+)
Fixt it for ya.
Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:57 PM (e+1S5)
I'm not sure much of what passes for it these days really counts as actual country music. And western? do they even say C&W any more? When was the last western song you heard put out?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (39g3+)
Their closing was above average. Excellent at times. Their hitting was well below.
And Cox was gifted with the greatest rotation in the history of the game possibly. He was an ok manager.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)
Gonna be a long weekend.
Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 11:58 PM (zyIlW)
I think I heard EVERY mayor say something about that St since I was a kid lol. Tho, I didn't live there, so I had no idea why it needed to be cleaned up.. We DID know about Herpy Hines and not to go there! lol
Posted by: JarvisW at December 11, 2015 11:58 PM (3+E+K)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
I put the multi-color lights on the ends, down low. My mom liked them too, so I relented. She calls it "Candy Land"... lol.
I thought red-and-white was Trump-Level classy, so I went with those lights, predominantly.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:58 PM (OQ9R7)
He left and drove off a mile where police found him at a dead end. The road, not him. In hospital, alas, not the morgue. Suspected of several burglaries lately.
Strangest line in the article, sheriff said in her isolated place she had "a very high expectation of safety and privacy." Um, no. Anywhere, anytime, folks.
Don't know what she shot him with, or why she didn't empty it into him, or where in the chest he was hit, but... good for her, anyway. Must've been terrifying.
http://bit.ly/1Nhe0xC
And on that high note, I'll retire.
Good night, Gracies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - heh at December 11, 2015 11:59 PM (ATv6t)
"... The fact is that even if every American citizen biked to work, carpooled to school, used only solar panels to power their homes, if we each planted a dozen trees, if we somehow eliminated all of our domestic greenhouse gas emissions, guess what -- that still wouldn't be enough to offset the carbon pollution coming from the rest of the world.
If all the industrial nations went down to zero emissions -- remember what I just said, all the industrial emissions went down to zero emissions -- it wouldn't be enough, not when more than 65% of the world's carbon pollution comes from the developing world."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAtiygrbTSg
Posted by: Andrei Sakharov at December 11, 2015 11:13 PM (e8kgV)
I'm ready for a Constitutional Amendment that says that the US can contribute to no international agencies (IMF, UN, World Bank, etc.), so long as it runs a domestic deficit. None. Zippo. Buh-bye!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
It's Time For People to Stop Using the Social Construct of "Biological Sex" to Defend Their Transmisogyny
http://tinyurl.com/lx5ghov
Posted by: The Biological Hat at December 12, 2015 12:00 AM (vBeA5)
http://tinyurl.com/jjo55tx
Posted by: DC in River City at December 12, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)
Thanks for the ONT WD.
Enjoyed the bit about the partial ejection. Holy cats, how does that even happen? I thought there were explosives involved and all that.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 12:00 AM (Xodlv)
-Posted by: DC in River City at December 11, 2015 11:57 PM (e+1S5)
*HAH!*
Wanna buy a Burning River? Don't worry, I'll get one for you. (Great Lakes Brewery sells "Burning River Pale Ale").
...as tribute.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:01 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:01 AM (OQ9R7)
salami head crosetti and meldrick are my all time faves.
the first three episodes of the series are the best.
and the scene where they're at the cemetary when they can't find the body is classic...all centering around the black widow who killed or had her relatives killed for the insurance money.
The first season or so, almost everything was from the book, IOW it actually happened here in Mobtown, even that horrible murder of the little girl, Adina Watson was the name used in the show. I love Baltimore, but I have no illusions about its darker side.
I like the scene where some of the detectives are drinking beer on the street late at night and some thug is casing them. Belzer hold up his badge and yells "We're cops! Go rob someone else!"
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 12:01 AM (hOD4w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2015 12:01 AM (lO0lW)
Ah, you noticed that too. I've noticed that most TV shows have a 5 years lifespan. Homicide was brilliant TV the first 5 seasons. All the seasons after that had good parts but overall, kind of bad. Ran out of steam I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2015 12:02 AM (UHOSD)
There were imminent domain issues. I'd already moved away when Cowboys Stadium was being built, but from what I understand some particularly shitty apartments were able to continue standing due to some sort of zoning shenanigans.
But instead of making a nice shopping area/ restaurant scene near that part of town they built the new town center several exits down. Not sure why.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:02 AM (Z/8dZ)
I think the founding fathers thought they'd warned enough about international entanglements and limited spending that they figured that wouldn't even be needed. But... yeah. Sorry, we can't afford that now, make it on your own.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 12:03 AM (q2o38)
I hope she's okay but its so funny my sides hurt.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:04 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sipowitz's Ass Crack at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (93LO+)
3500 volts, applied for three minutes, ought to cure what ails him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 12:05 AM (+y3Tj)
It's Time For People to Stop Using the Social Construct of "Biological Sex" to Defend Their Transmisogyny
http://tinyurl.com/lx5ghov
Posted by: The Biological Hat at December 12, 2015 12:00 AM (vBeA5
Funny thing is they're basically trolling... Sad thing is they're winning.
Case in point... Rename the Lynch Building because it takes someone out of their safe space.
Posted by: ArrDubyaCeeeee' at December 12, 2015 12:05 AM (9jeGC)
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Crap I'm in the middle of downloading atm... is it just not good... or is it... stop the download now level bad??
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (MbrzC)
Probably the stop downloading. Go for it anyways just so you can go "Good God this is bad"
Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2015 12:05 AM (zt+N6)
Anyway, they are showing this one diver groping around in the shallows looking for something the terrorists threw in the lake. It occurs that this is pure dumb. If an archeologist were looking for something in that small a defined area he would put up a grid and use one of those video imaging things they always use on National Geographic.
Posted by: Ralph at December 12, 2015 12:06 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 12, 2015 12:06 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 12, 2015 12:06 AM (c7vUv)
Biological Sex, a Social Construct?
The Wookie Defense Rests, your honor.
Posted by: Garrett at December 12, 2015 12:06 AM (93LO+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:07 AM (39g3+)
Oh, it's a magical place. Picture a street lined with crap car lots, scary motels, and seedy, super depressing nightclubs. Throw in a homeless shelter, a few churches, and a run down theater and you have...Division St.
Oh, and Candlelite Inn. Can't forget that wonderful eatery.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:07 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: PabloD at December 12, 2015 12:07 AM (eOnMX)
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2015 12:07 AM (EWg9n)
I'm going to say if you want to do someone pretending to be a child you are a pedo and should go to jail forever.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:08 AM (Z/8dZ)
I watched Cheers, Seinfeld some Newhart. I watched a lot of MTV as a kid and during parties.
I was always out playing some sort of H.S. or backyard sport, working, partying or building, repairing, & maintaining a business.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:36 PM (GEICT)
****
Hey now, ease up on my County. A majority of the residents did not want this and definitely did not want to pay for it, but it was rammed through good, fast and hard.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (uM1T1)
My thoughts exactly.
I don't think these guys have a clue.
They got a guy in a deep dive suit with a bell helmet on and a positive air supply in a lake that can't be more than 20 feet deep. Maybe I am wrong about that, could be deeper, like maybe 2 miles or so.
But, I doubt it.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (Xodlv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP8r5Wj1jRY
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2015 11:35 PM (ntObR)
Wanna know if God is male? Look at the beauty of women and utilitarianism of men.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)
^^^This.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (EzgxV)
There is a really wierd "adult baby" kink out there, complete with giant cribs etc. I really do not comprehend the attraction from any side.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 12, 2015 12:10 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:11 AM (39g3+)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 11, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)
Wait... to paraphrase a college coach:
"I'm a Man! I'm forty! ...four. I have boobs, too!"
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Well, if it got you a chance to be nursed by Kate Upton, there might be merit in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 12:12 AM (+y3Tj)
cribs etc. I really do not comprehend the attraction from any side.
--
So, a while back I watched part of the special on the 800lb Mexican guy. He had a girlfriend, had his Mom waiting on him hand and foot and was generally happier than I am.
When I discussed this with a friend she pointed out that people were taking care of him like he was a baby, and he didn't have to make any decisions or contribute to the world at all. So of course he was happy.
There's the answer to your adult baby dilemma.
/yeah, I have to call Blue Cross on Monday, pay bills and send in some tax forms to a client. Maybe life would be better as an adult baby...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 12, 2015 12:12 AM (9JJgN)
Posted by: Garrett at December 12, 2015 12:12 AM (93LO+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2015 12:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 12, 2015 12:13 AM (voOPb)
You are on to something there...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:13 AM (39g3+)
I think my husband's uncle used to own that. He used to own one of those crappy hotels. Not sure which one.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:13 AM (Z/8dZ)
Yes, Dave, I know.
As I recall from that episode it was Police Appreciation Day at the stadium.
The main episode reference I recall was several of the detectives debating the CFL game versus the NFL game with me rooting for the CFL defenders.
And sorry for the late reply; I was digging around at IMDB.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2015 12:14 AM (QSnYu)
we're supposed to get lots of snow tonight and tomorrow.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2015 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
Giant Beastcast (Video Games New York)
Giant Bombcast (Video Games San Fran)
Joe Rogan Experience (I don't listen to all of these, I wait for people like Milo, Gavin Mcinnes, Or CH Sommers is on, then I listen to those.)
Watching Dead (Walking Dead discussion)
GLOP (Ricochet)
8-4 Play (Video Games Japan)
Nerdist (I don't listen to them all, just interesting ones)
The Bob Davis Podcast (News/Opinion. I recommend this one to Morons)
Mad Dogs and Englishmen (National Review)
Three Martini Lunch (NR)
BHTV (Blogging Heads)
And of course Ace of Spades
Eve Online Podcasts:
Podside
CapStable
Declaration of War
Crossing Zebras
Hydrostatic Podcast
High Drag
Posted by: Zakn at December 12, 2015 12:15 AM (d2pTe)
Later I learned that they got that from the Dragnet Radio show where Friday and Romero were always doing that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:15 AM (39g3+)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 12:12 AM (+y3Tj)
Hmmm... nah. I'm pretty old-fashioned. I'd rather make an ass of myself until something gets her attention in a good way.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ralph at December 12, 2015 12:16 AM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2015 12:17 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 12:17 AM (YJmuy)
even happen? I thought there were explosives involved and all that."
The seat actually has a solid fuel rocket. A somewhat gentler impulse than an actual explosive charge.
"Somewhat gentler" being a relative term. I've seen seats that were built for up to 20G acceleration. Ouch.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2015 12:18 AM (noWW6)
we're supposed to get lots of snow tonight and tomorrow."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2015 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
We're going to hit record highs in the Cleveland, Ohio area. Weird, this Global Warming doesn't piss me off in the slightest.
It might rain tomorrow, but that just gives the city a good rinse. Plus, it makes its own gravy.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:19 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 11:54 PM (zyIlW)
Howdy, howdy!!! Holiday season, so things are gettin' wild. Had my Xmas Cthulhu plush borrowed at the fiancee's work for their Xmas gift exchange. *Unveils Santa* "Everyone participating will receive their designated gift...." *Unveils Xmas Cthulhu* "....but the eldritch Elder God of Chaos will allow you to swap it for a gift previously opened....."
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Babies don't get to shoot guns.
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Love the meeting of minds here at AoS.
God bless you guys.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (3Mimg)
We've needed the rain really bad the last year or two but this is too much all at once.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (39g3+)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 11, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
I put the multi-color lights on the ends, down low. My mom liked them too, so I relented. She calls it "Candy Land"... lol.
I thought red-and-white was Trump-Level classy, so I went with those lights, predominantly.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 11, 2015 11:58 PM (OQ9R7)
You deploy them well.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:21 AM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (3M___)
Wur not shur, Kernel. Weel look into it.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Cthulhu is like that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:21 AM (39g3+)
It cracks me up that Belzer managed to get his character Munch on two different, totally unrelated TV shows
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:07 AM (39g3+)
As a regular, yes. But including guest appearences, Belzer as John Munch has been on 9 different TV series on 5 different networks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2015 12:22 AM (o98Jz)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 12:23 AM (R5HRU)
http://tinyurl.com/zg3bnge
Also, it appears that if you are willing to do a little searching around there, many of the season episodes are available.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (gyKtp)
What a GREAT idea, give a bunch of bored fans watching crappy teams 5 cent beer! lol
Heard about it on the Carolla show. Its called Uncle Nick and stars Brian Posehn.. I gotta see it, I was just a kid when it happened, but I remember hearing of it, and of course its now legend. lol
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (3+E+K)
My daughter is surprising her boyfriend by having them for Christmas. He has no idea they're flying down. Should be fun.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (zyIlW)
I didn't realize it had been that many. Well good for him, because he was a really crappy comedian. And a dimwitted leftist twerp.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (3M___)
Because it's properly spelled Phở and it used the French pronunciation?
Posted by: The Colonial Hat at December 12, 2015 12:25 AM (vBeA5)
Hahaha no, that's awesome.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:25 AM (Z/8dZ)
They colloquially cal it "Nickel Beer Night" now, but it was really Ten-Cent Beer Night.
...just something to win you a quarter at the bar.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 12:26 AM (Xodlv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
Wasn't he the douche who thought he was better informed on what was going on in Iraq then the soldiers that were there because he read multiple newspaper stories about Iraq?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:27 AM (hVdx9)
The Steve Austin Show (regular and unleashed)
The Global Icon and National Treasure that is Stone Cold Steve Austin talks about his life, interviews his wrestling buddies, and other people he finds interesting.
Shutdown Fullcast
The guys behind EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com talk college football. Non-stop laughs.
The Attitude Era Podcast
3 dudes go pay per view by pay per view through the most famous era in wrestling history. 2 of them watched all of it as kids, one guy didn't. Very funny.
Classic Loveline with Adam and Drew
3 to 4 episodes a week of classic Adam Carolla-era Loveline. Uploaded in chronological order. Currently in December 1997.
Honorable Mention:
Grantland NFL Podcast
Mays and Barnwell talk football. Was discontinued after ESPN shuttered Grantland.
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 12:27 AM (TrnhB)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:20 AM (39g3+)
The Governor's office has a Drought task force:
http://www.oregon.gov/gov/policy/Pages/Drought.aspx
Their main achievement appears to be turning off the fountains on the capital mall, and posting flyers at state offices.
The fountains were posted closed down with laserprinted signs on printer paper in plastic document sleeves on lathes.
The postings at state offices are laserprinted signs on printer paper in plastic document sleeves taped on with some sort of duct tape.
I was tempted to post notices saying "The state of Oregon has been experiencing periods of of lack of light called 'night'. Please do your share in conserving photons by not turning on the lights"
But lefties in power have a shortage of humor and I might never get a hunting license in the state again if caught.
So I can revel in the Algore effect, and understand that God has a brutal sense of humor.
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 12:29 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 12:29 AM (q2o38)
The consensus seems to be, nominated or not, The Donald is going to end up getting the GOP (or at least, the GOPe) torn to shreds.
Downside of that of course, is that it allows you-know-who to pretty much just waltz into the WH, and everyone there agrees with you guys: America doesn't have until 2020 to fix things.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2015 12:31 AM (ntObR)
Cheapest I ever had was 25 cent beer, but that was at a Golden Gloves Tourney in deep east Tx lol.
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 12:31 AM (3+E+K)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:24 AM (zyIlW)
Wow. I'd call that as totally ballsy except it's your daughter. I sure hope her understanding of the situation is flawless, 'cause I can see a lot of potential problems packed into a small area otherwise.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
The consensus seems to be, nominated or not, The Donald is going to end up getting the GOP (or at least, the GOPe) torn to shreds.
Downside of that of course, is that it allows you-know-who to pretty much just waltz into the WH, and everyone there agrees with you guys: America doesn't have until 2020 to fix things.
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Bill Clinton has claimed credit for getting Trump to run.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:32 AM (hVdx9)
*click*
Let's watch commercials for same-sex marriage skeletons from The Ad Council; A little better.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2015 12:33 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 12:33 AM (R5HRU)
The Governor's office has a Drought task force
Previous dry periods we'd get a mailer and information on when to water and not. This time, you had to go to a website to find out? Might have been on TV but who the heck watches local news anyway?
This dumb bim doesn't really know what she's doing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:34 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:34 AM (zyIlW)
EVERYONE calls it "Nickle Beer Night", because back then they wanted it to seem as outrageous as possible.
Even in the mid-to-late Seventies, the difference between a nickle and a dime meant something!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:36 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 12, 2015 12:36 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:37 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)
TL
R> Watching "The Ridiculous Six" is better than contemplating the future of the civilized world. ( Perhaps that is the real purpose of "entertainment". It is a salve. It gives you something else to focus on while something vital and painful is lopped off)Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 12:39 AM (DtNNC)
Yikes.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2015 12:33 AM (sdi6R)
I had heard about this incident before. It is a testament to everyone involved that this came out as well as it did.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)
Bone[r]s for everyone!
Posted by: I love the dead... at December 12, 2015 12:39 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:36 AM (OQ9R7)
******
Ugghhh. I bartended at a College bar in the early 80s while going to school. Nickle beer nights ate ass when you worked mostly for tips.
Going home with 5 pounds of coin that was worth about $20 was always special.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:40 AM (uM1T1)
Everything sure is gay these days.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:41 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:41 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:41 AM (Z/8dZ)
*****
The "Love" that in the past dare not speak its name now just can not STFD and STFU. It is 24/7/365.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:43 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:34 AM (zyIlW)
It's about the only thing you can do, besides pray: "may this well-intentioned clusterfuck result in God's Grace among my family and furtherance of love among its members.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 12, 2015 12:44 AM (jR7Wy)
Ugghhh. I bartended at a College bar in the early 80s while going to school.
Nickle beer nights ate ass when you worked mostly for tips.
Going home with 5 pounds of coin that was worth about $20 was always special.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:40 AM
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Went to college late 80's. The cheap beer was quarter draws , and we thought THAT was awesome. You're old.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 12:46 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 12:46 AM (3+E+K)
Going home with 5 pounds of coin that was worth about $20 was always special."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:40 AM (uM1T1)
Ohhhh, No Shit! Dude, I'm just saying. ...Dood.
I'd have been "The Guy Who Ran The Tab". I'd have handed you a five and figured you'd lose track.
Then, (being the good twenty-something drunkard), I'd have thrown you another five at the end of the night, knowing my Jack and Cokes were going to run rich the next couple of times I visited.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 12:46 AM (DtNNC)
****
Yep. College 81-85.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:47 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:48 AM (uM1T1)
Of course, I was in a hurry to get home and have a beer, so I ordered it to go.
When I got home, I found that the various ingredients were separately and intricately packaged. I had no idea how I was supposed to put them together. But I muddled through somehow and it tasted fine.
I still marvel at that packaging job. I've never seen anything like it. It should have come with an instruction sheet.
It also tells me that it's a good restaurant and I really should go back there again and eat in.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2015 12:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2015 12:34 AM (39g3+)
I especially liked shutting down a recirculating fountain because of a water shortage. I noticed the capital grounds stayed nice and green the entire time too.
Nice to see "necessary" measures taken.
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 12:48 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 12:49 AM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:43 PM (Z/8dZ)
Now it's got that silly Globe Life Park moniker.
As one of my favorite philosophers once said, "what kind of stupid wiener name is that????"
Posted by: Blano at December 12, 2015 12:49 AM (C3E0x)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:41 AM (Z/8dZ)
I don't need their taxpayer-funded microaggressions. Closets never used to open directly into living-rooms.
There were foyers and bedrooms for that sort of silliness.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:48 AM (uM1T1)
After enrolling in a bunch of units at a local CC while still in High School, I graduated in 3-1/2 years in 1983.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:51 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Hank Hill at December 12, 2015 12:51 AM (3+E+K)
Yeah I refuse to call it that. Although I do appreciate the hostage negotiation style ads that Michael Young cut for Globe Life.
"When I was a ranger, I made some sacrifices for the team...those assholes, I STG, guys, just because I had the range of a cripple in cement does NOT mean I should have to DH. Assholes. Any way, buy globe life insurance.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 12:51 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
****
Every show has to have AT LEAST one gay character despite the fact they are maybe 1-5% of the populace.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
*****
Yep. I also did mine in 3.5 because my HS had College level courses that would transfer. Walked in with 15 credit hours.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:52 AM (uM1T1)
-Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:51 AM (zyIlW)
Not anymore. Donkeys now have the sense to turn down the offers because of those teeth.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 12:53 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:53 AM (zyIlW)
Garbage
Posted by: Zakn at December 12, 2015 12:53 AM (d2pTe)
Yep. College 81-85.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:47 AM
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Those were my high school Coors Light drinking years. That stuff really tastes weird now.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 12:54 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 12:55 AM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:52 AM (hVdx9)
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Last figure I heard was about 3 percent, if you used all of the LGBTQLMNOP designations.
And yeah, this is one of the reasons that I cut the cable 4 years ago.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:55 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
*****
Yep. I also did mine in 3.5 because my HS had College level courses that would transfer. Walked in with 15 credit hours.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:52 AM (uM1T1)
It's very sad that policies over the last 20 years have been more focused on extending the four-year degree program rather than streamlining it.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2015 12:56 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
Gotta milk those poor saps for that student loan money.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 12:54 AM (DtNNC)
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I never liked it much, but it was considered Cool to have it because in Dekalb, IL, we were East of the Mississippi, where it was (wink, wink) verboten.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:58 AM (zyIlW)
Stepson is on the Oregon coast near Lincoln City He stopped by this week and sad they have really been hammered. Lots of flooding and trees down. Some of the highways were closed so they could clear the roads.
I'm out for the night. See y'all later.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2015 12:58 AM (Lqy/e)
That and...
"Oh, we are going to turn Division St around!"
Yeah? Last time I was there Division One and row of creepy motels were still standing.
Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:55 PM (Z/8dZ)
Dang, I didn't think that area was all that bad. I lived a few minutes from there until a few months ago. But then again, I came here from Detroit.
Posted by: Blano at December 12, 2015 12:59 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:59 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
*****
Absolutely. My daughter walked in with 21 hours, and due to class "scheduling issues" will be lucky to get out in 4.5 years. It is a blatant money grab and pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:00 AM (uM1T1)
In fact, its so low alch content, I think getting the Oklahoma 3.2 version MIGHT be higher content than the regular version!
Seriously tho, I do like the regular Coors, and until they "corked" it, like the Gold type too.
Posted by: JarvisW at December 12, 2015 01:01 AM (3+E+K)
Well, it's objectively not terrible in that you're not likely to get stabbed there or something. It's just not a entertainment destination, which is what they've promised for the past 50 years.
Cowboys Stadium pitch: "Sure, we're going to raise your taxes, but we're going to do massive renovations that will make sure people spend more money in Arlington after the games! We're making Arlington a destination!"
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Gotta milk those poor saps for that student loan money.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
Yep -- "Oy, there's a problem!", "Let's throw Federal Money at it!", *everyone focuses on sucking up free money*, *problem gets worse*, *repeat*.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Is that like "The Magnificent Seven" or "The Hateful Eight?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM (FkBIv)
I never liked it much, but it was considered Cool to
have it because in Dekalb, IL, we were East of the Mississippi, where
it was (wink, wink) verboten.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM
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Here, just inside the west border of KS, CL was de rigueur at the time.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM (DtNNC)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
None of my Buddies took student loan money, but they all quit college. I knew within three years that I had made the correct choice by not attending.
The early Nineties wasn't as bad as it is now, but it wasn't good.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:03 AM (OQ9R7)
There's a story why, but at least I wound up with 2 degrees.
That and a quarter will get me a cup of coffee.
History and poli sci? What can you do with that?
Well, in 2015 you can bloviate online and call it profound.
And that right there is a Fundamental Concept.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:03 AM (hOD4w)
Poli Sci fist bump
Useless degree holders of the woooorld...unite and take ooooover.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Is that like "The Magnificent Seven" or "The Hateful Eight?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM (FkBIv)
I imagine Hateful Eight will be better and funnier. But then its not exactly going to be difficult to be better than that crap. And I finished it, yeah those Native American actors that quit because it was offensive to them were definitely full of shit.
Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:03 AM (hOD4w)
*****
See you tomorrow with that one, I hope.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 01:06 AM (TrnhB)
Useless degree holders of the woooorld...unite and take ooooover.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (Z/8dZ)
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It seems to me that they have already taken over, but with Law degrees.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:07 AM (uM1T1)
7 years?
well, I guess you can say you took a few victory laps.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 01:07 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 12:34 AM (zyIlW)
It's about the only thing you can do, besides pray: "may this well-intentioned clusterfuck result in God's Grace among my family and furtherance of love among its members.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
I was gonna suggest rum shots.
Posted by: Blano at December 12, 2015 01:07 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (Z/8dZ)
Does that include holders of BAs in foreign languages, or do we get our own Romance Language ghetto??
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 01:08 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2015 01:08 AM (ntObR)
I suppose those things are not important to journalists. Now, I could NOT make this up, Econ 101 is no longer required, nor post 1865 History.
Posted by: Major Tom at December 12, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)
ID theft? Hey, we're on it 15 years after it became a problem.
Ah well. It ain't like the Chins don't already have that info.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2015 01:09 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 01:09 AM (YJmuy)
And that right there is a Fundamental Concept."
-Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:03 AM (hOD4w)
Amen, Brother! Quality series of posts. Not too shabby tonight, either!
Although, I keep seeing people whose depth of knowledge of literature, science and especially history make me envious.
I'll confess to that on Sunday...
...again.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:09 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:10 AM (OQ9R7)
http://tinyurl.com/pz4semm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2015 01:10 AM (9mTYi)
Rum is definitely on the menu.
Need it for the eggnog
Right now, looking up some recipes.
Have to put my daughter in her place after the outstanding Thanksgiving birthday meal she prepared.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:10 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 12:57 AM (uM1T1)
When I lived in Aspen in the early 80's there was a big beer warehouse just west of the Mississippi on I-80. I'd stop in there and load up my Subaru wagon and "smuggle" it to my fraternity house in Michigan. Such a rebel I was.
Posted by: Blano at December 12, 2015 01:11 AM (C3E0x)
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Maybe, maybe... they could assign a Service Number?
Posted by: RA 1298xxxx at December 12, 2015 01:12 AM (9mTYi)
This is true. I was gonna be a lawyer. Well, more accurately I wanted to go to law school as a pathway to becoming a hated lobbyist for the pro-life movement.
But then I was like. nah, I'll just have a bunch of babies instead.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:12 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
True the milking had not hit it's stride then, but it was building up steam. Even then I could see they were padding things to make more money.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 01:12 AM (hVdx9)
There's a story why, but at least I wound up with 2 degrees.
That and a quarter will get me a cup of coffee.
History and poli sci? What can you do with that?
Well, in 2015 you can bloviate online and call it profound.
And that right there is a Fundamental Concept.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:03 AM (hOD4w)
I managed to graduate college in 3-and-a-half years with a four-year degree. Where it got me is when it took me five years to convince the State Board of Accountancy I had two years of experience, so that I could get my CPA. At one point, my file ended up on the desk of someone on maternity leave.....for a year......
Posted by: cthulhu at December 12, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
I spent a couple years working and paying myself to retake the classes I had failed so I could get matriculating again, and then I finished. Dad throwing me out on my ass was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:12 AM (hOD4w)
Removing ssn#s from dogtags.
With my ssn# floating around God knows where--courtesy of OPM--color me unimpressed.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Major Tom at December 12, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)
*****
There is absolutely no evidence of the current Journo Intelligentsia having taken any of these courses, although one would suppose they were required.
I'm guessing they just decided to stop wasting the time, given that none of them showed any evidence of having taken said classes anyway.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (hOD4w)
I think you have to hang with the Philosophy majors.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (zyIlW)
WD's probably gone by now, but close on the pho pronunciation.
V'mese is a tonal language, which means it's all a preposterous sham that they try to make foreigners believe is actually a language, as it's completely impossible for non-native speakers to ever really pick it up properly. Well, it's close to that bad, anyway.
The language has diacritical marks (little hats and accents etc) above certain vowels. For pho, there's an upside-down question mark thinggy over the "o". This gives it a flattish u "fuh" sound as Dave said, but more importantly a falling/rising tone.
V'mese is the only tonal language that uses latin letters, thanks to a Jesuit colonialist who liberated Vietnam from Chinese characters. It's actually useful when you're there, as you can "read" quite a few things without really, you know, being able to read them. With characters there'd be nuthin' to work with.
But oh yeah the stuff is (can be) great. Been eating it regularly for decades. When my buddy would pick me up at Dulles on my return trips home from the overseas taxpayer-supported vacation, first thing we did: lunch at a pho place. Funny, when our local employees would ask what I missed about the US, I'd say Vietnamese and Mexican food. This puzzled them.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:15 AM (QDnY+)
A short drunken movie review from a short, drunken movie reviewer.: "The Ridiculous Six" is silly.
Is that like "The Magnificent Seven" or "The Hateful Eight?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 12, 2015 01:02 AM
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Yeah, it's a Adam Sandler parody of those types of movies.
At the moment ( still drinking) I would call it not "ground shaking" but at least amusing enough to watch... on Netflix... assuming you already pay for Netflix. If you don't have Netflix, the I would pay $2.84 to rent it (drunk). ( I won't know the sober Buy-It price for a few hours.)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 01:15 AM (DtNNC)
Captured GI: "I give you only my name and Social Security Number"
Enemy: "Oh, just the name is fine, we probably already have your SSN."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2015 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
Sure showed them...
Thanks for doing that. The Army part, at least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 01:17 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
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I suspect that Econ 101 was too difficult, and any history prior to Obama is irrelevant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2015 01:17 AM (9mTYi)
Sure showed them...
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (zyIlW)
******
I was the opposite. Stepdad was Military, so I went the College route.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:18 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:19 AM (Kqit+)
The required change was first mandated in 2007 in the Department of Defense Social Security Reduction Plan and the President's Task Force on Identity Theft Strategic Plan, the release said.
However, it has taken until now to make the change which proved to be a more complex task as a soldier's social security number is tied to several systems used by the Army.
Eight fucking years, and the change will be implemented 'gradually, as needed'.
bwahaha
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2015 01:21 AM (gyKtp)
I still remember the chicken pho (pho ga - exaggerated down-tone on the "ga" - chicken pho instead of the usual beef-based) I had on the streets of Hanoi. A little old woman had what I called "restaurant on a stick". They had poles slung across their backs - one side had plastic chairs, bowls, etc., the other side a big covered cauldron of soup.
They'd put down the chairs, put a little burner under the soup pot, and ladle it out as you sat there. Fifty cents, maybe. Outstanding. Had it for breakfast one morning.
Shocked the then-gf's mother one time, insisted we go to a neighborhood pho place near the gf's house (Ton Son Nhut - airport district of Saigon). Mom didn't consider local places suitable, clean enough for a foreigner. Well the place was not very clean, but the soup was very good, and the looks on the locals' faces with the foreigner in their local pho hangout were memorable.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:21 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:13 AM (Z/8dZ)
Hell with that. My sister is an MA in philosophy from some prestigious school and no way am I spending time with those sticks.
How can a MA Philosophy not understand the base ideals and eventual betrayal of human rights of the French Revolution?
Posted by: kindltot at December 12, 2015 01:21 AM (q2o38)
My dad is retired Navy, and I wanted to sorta follow in his steps.
Just like him, going to school afterwards.
Unfortunately, it means I have to hear his smack talk about how much Army sucks against Navy every year.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:21 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 12, 2015 01:22 AM (FkBIv)
Garbage
Posted by: Zakn at December 12, 2015 12:53 AM (d2pTe)
Maybe it's not a castellated nut? What I know as a castellated nut, "castle nut" for short, is simply an otherwise-normal hexagon nut with slots milled into the outer face so that a cotter pin can be passed through to secure it against backing off. You used to see this on the front wheel spindles of rear-wheel drive cars, for many decades.
What you describe sounds like it might be a trim nut of some sort that calls for a "spanner wrench". A spanner wrench looks kind of like a fork with two broad tines, and on those tines are metal pins to engage the slots of the nut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 01:22 AM (+y3Tj)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2015 01:17 AM (9mTYi)
"When our Founding Father became President in 2009, he had already taken on a crisis created by Constitutional, Conquering, Colonial Racists..."
The new "Three R's" will be the "Three C's and an 'R' ".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:19 AM (Kqit+)
*****
The job used to be to just say "This Happened", and then provide detail. About ALL news. And it used to be done live, on air.
This is not to say that the job was ever done to spec. I remember spiked stories from Vietnam, and I am 53. No telling when was the last time the job was done correctly.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:23 AM (uM1T1)
Just remind him why the Navy puts Marines on ships.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 01:24 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:25 AM (zyIlW)
You get that right up to the point where your ship is sunk.
My uncle, who survived the sinking of the USS Wasp, related this to me.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 01:26 AM (ETxiG)
I was the opposite. Stepdad was Military, so I went the College route.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:18 AM
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Tried to join the Air Force out of high school. The Denver MEPS center told me my hearing wasn't good enough. Went to visit some friends who went to college... drank a LOT of beer... decided college might not be awful.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 01:26 AM (DtNNC)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 01:24 AM (YJmuy)
He'll simply ask how you're going to march to an island.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:27 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2015 01:28 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 01:30 AM (ETxiG)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:21 AM (zyIlW)
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Step Dad is Air Force, and he shoved it at me, the oldest of 4, non stop. I have him to thank for my 2 degrees, because before Mom married him when I was 15, I was really considering an AF hitch at least, if not a career via ROTC.
His knowing nothing about how to positively influence a late teenager worked out very well for me. So, I guess I at least have to thank him for that.
Please do not construe this to be an anti Service post. It is anything but. It is just reminiscing about how I got to where I am today.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:33 AM (uM1T1)
Said uncle was on his own in the water, floating on a
piece of junk, for way longer than any sane man would like to
contemplate.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 01:30 AM (ETxiG)
-------------------------Large bodies of water frighten me, being from Kansas might have something to do with that.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2015 01:33 AM (DtNNC)
My other grandpa was a Marine in Korea.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:33 AM (Kqit+)
You squids have my respect.*
*squid jokes still apply
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:34 AM (zyIlW)
navybrat, is that uncle still with us?
Just lost another one recently. Father of a buddy (retired SEAL) was almost 93. Carriers in WWII, lots of other naval aviation adventures in Korea and V'nam. Guy was hilarious, and amazing - he'd just flown to Indianapolis, rented a car, and driven all over the region visiting relatives and friends a few months ago - by himself.
So glad I dropped by on Veterans Day and burned a cigar with him.
The Commander now is at Ft. Rosecrans, overlooking San Diego Bay and all the ongoing naval activity of which he was so long a part. Miss you, Tuffy.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:35 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 01:36 AM (TrnhB)
Posted by: please to explain at December 12, 2015 01:36 AM (dbDB8)
If I hadn't chosen the path I took then, I wouldn't have my daughters and granddaughters.
Things manage to work out eventually.
It's up to that point that's a bitch.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:36 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH
****
From what I heard about the Navy in WWII, the ships could quickly become floating slaughter houses.
My grandfather was a Pearl Harbor survivor. He had to take a boat to pick up bodies and body parts floating in the water after the attack.
Made me pass on the Navy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2015 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:39 AM (Z/8dZ)
Things manage to work out eventually.
It's up to that point that's a bitch.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:36 AM (zyIlW)
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Yep. I feel that way about Satan's spawn and my daughter. Gotta find the good, and she is an awful lot of good.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:39 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: The Thoughtful Hat at December 12, 2015 01:41 AM (vBeA5)
please to explain, yep - and of course it's impossible to demonstrate in this format.
First a falling, then a rising tone, stretching out the "o" - which as Dave correctly said is more like a flat "u" ("guppy" or "under").
As I said, my theory is that all these tonal languages are vast, elaborate put-ons, designed to keep outsiders in the vapor. Nobody can *actually* talk like that, and understand/be understood.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Queeg at December 12, 2015 01:41 AM (dbDB8)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:42 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 01:43 AM (uM1T1)
Sorry to hear that, Hat. Hope he's got good care and recovers well. Cardiac medicine these days is fairly miraculous.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:43 AM (QDnY+)
I also wanted to fly an A-10. Not Navy, as told to me by the naval recruiter.
-I decided I wanted to go to college until I was earning ten-plus an hour as a street-sign printer, (silk-screening), at eighteen.
Save, save, save, save *fired*
-Work a warehouse on a tow motor, (I know some of you call them lift trucks. I do not.), advance, save, save, save, save... *fired*
-Work in a tanning salon as a salesman, (mostly commission), save, save, save, save... *fired*
*I was a jerk and I showed-up late because I thought I was indispensable*
...three times. --Did I mention I was a jerk?
I had thirty-grand before I turned twenty-five.
-Open your own business and run it as you please.
-Learn about government regulations, inspections, rules, fees, fines and taxes.
-Become a Libertarian Leaning Conservative.
...so much for college.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:44 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: The Thoughtful Hat at December 12, 2015 01:41 AM (vBeA5)
sorry to hear that, hat
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 01:46 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:46 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:47 AM (R5HRU)
navybrat and Tillikum, by chance I just got a book (Lost at Guadalcanal) that is a detailed, first-person account by various survivors of the cruisers sunk in the various night actions there (we basically got our a**es kicked by the Japs in that period). Once the Goebbels bio is done it's next on the list.
Neptune's Inferno (Hornfischer) and At War with the Wind (forget) are also excellent WWII naval surface action/kamikaze accounts. And the ferocity and violence of the engagements comes through. Yowzah.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 01:47 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:47 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:48 AM (zyIlW)
Better than accruing 30K in debt to be brainwashed by liberalism and come out unemployable.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:48 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:49 AM (R5HRU)
And that reminds me hat, prayers up.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 01:50 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 12, 2015 01:51 AM (GdFQh)
483
so I'm back, man. Booze is good
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:47 AM
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Finally. A voice of reason.
Posted by: irright, waiting to drop the info-bomb that he is in-fact, hooched at December 12, 2015 01:51 AM (DtNNC)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:52 AM (R5HRU)
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Heh.
You asking someone who's only been regular Army. Be forewarned.
I served alongside some weekend warriors in Iraq, and for the most part, they knew their jobs. Some, understandably, were upset that their one weekend a month turned into a year in Iraq, but other than that...
I'd wait until after the election to decide to join active, ng, or reserves. With talk of more troops in Iraq and Syria, it would be in your best interest to wait after the dumbass in the WH vacates.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:53 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: The Thoughtful Hat at December 12, 2015 01:41 AM (vBeA5)
Oh man! Best wishes for him. If he gets good care, and the attack is not super bad, he should pull through. Sometimes a heart attack is just a wake-up call. Here's hoping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 01:55 AM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 12, 2015 01:56 AM (GdFQh)
Yeah that's kinda what I figured. I am really thinking of signing up for the reserves. The nice thing is I have another 4 years to decide so I'm definitely waiting until this fucktard is out of office.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:56 AM (R5HRU)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:48 AM (Z/8dZ)
None of my Buddies had declared a Major after two years. I had no idea why they were there. After three? They hadn't either.
We weren't particularly bright or gifted, but we weren't failures, nor were we stupid individuals.
People keep telling me that I should have gone to Broadcasting School --to this day. I have talked to SMFH on the phone, so she can tell you that my voice isn't particularly "special".
I have to put on airs to make it worthy of the Professional radio guys.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 01:57 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:57 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 01:58 AM (zyIlW)
Just had to chime in on the north Texas crowd. Grew up in Fort Worth. Spent my high school years in Arlington. And to tie this back the Cowboys, I live right down the street from their practice facilities.
Had no idea there are that many dfw-ites here. Oh and speaking of the blight that is Division and Collins, what they should have done was build the Highlands shopping area up near the Death Star. That might have helped.
So yeah. Howdy people I read everyday but don't talk to.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 12, 2015 01:58 AM (AJeMv)
I went to radio broadcasting school - long story - and I can tell you this much: Unless it's your dream/you absolutely fall in love with it, it's a fucking joke to spend money on it.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:58 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 01:59 AM (R5HRU)
Reserves are part-timers at the federal level.
NG are part-timers at the state level.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:00 AM (zyIlW)
Welcome aboard!
I didn't know how many Ohio Morons were here until last year!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Outside of the difference between fed/state - any idea what might be better?
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:02 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:02 AM (zyIlW)
In this ONT, we're 500 comments in and nobody has mentioned the fat America link, the creepy Christmas ornaments story or the Hillary corruption story ( which Ace gave me to link). There's been one reference to the Pixar video.
Lots of talk about the ejection seat malfunction and pho and the middle age/6 yo pervert ( too much from Lauren. *shudder*)
It's just so damn INTERESTING to find out what people comment on.
Carry on, I'm just observing.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:02 AM (N8hFs)
Dead Parrot, welcome!
Dave, I wish I had the Hat's skills, I'm not even "up" to the black diamond level yet. I don't even try.
You're up late. Hope the beta test has gone well.
And it's time for me once again to bug you about creating some empty brass with the M1. Had time to get comfortable with it yet?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 02:03 AM (QDnY+)
It sort-of is a dream, but I know its limits and its "Graduation Ladder". I'm glad I've done what I have done. I've made money... lol.
Dreams and pipe-dreams meet where love and reality combine.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:03 AM (OQ9R7)
*waves*
I'm not in Arlington anymore but it's where I grew up . I agree about the Highlands.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:04 AM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:48 AM (Z/8dZ)
::shifty eyes::
I feel like you're microagressing against me here. And I thought this was a safe space.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:05 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Funeral guy at December 12, 2015 02:05 AM (p0zHt)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:05 AM (Kqit+)
No idea to be honest. Just serving would be cool.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:05 AM (R5HRU)
Have you learned nothing from the Great Tie Wars of last night?
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:06 AM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:06 AM (N8hFs)
Dave, as you well know from past observations, the ONT can wander from home electrical design/repair seminar, to software geek-out, to recipe forum (Maet surrendered once recently and posted food topics after one night of esp. food-centric stuff), to, of course, intense and vicious and incomprehensible mini-flame wars.
Plus, all that stuff you listed goes under the rubric "content". Pronounced withsome disdain and an upturned nose. It's the HQ.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 02:07 AM (QDnY+)
You'd have to talk to someone who was in the NG/Reserves.
I would think balancing civilian job + military commitment would be a bit more tricky, but as far as the diffs between NG and Reserves, they both seem the same to me.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:07 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:09 AM (R5HRU)
That lets you serve your community without being under Obama's whim.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:09 AM (Kqit+)
I remember that article. I didn't like it back then.
I'm gonna read it again now and see if I feel the same way.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:10 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 02:07 AM (QDnY+)
****
No mention of such topics as Boobies and Butt stuff?
For shame, Sir. For shame.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 02:11 AM (uM1T1)
I honestly haven't but I'll give it some thought now.
THanks
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:11 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:11 AM (N8hFs)
They earned they pay.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:12 AM (zyIlW)
Carry on, I'm just observing."
-Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:02 AM (N8hFs)
I've only done a few baseball threads, but I understand completely. It goes where it goes and people comment on stuff that you've linked, --but they never see that you linked it!
Maet offers a veritable News-Buffet on a nightly basis but the ONT, (especially), isn't on tracks.
This shit goes off-road quickly!
My mistake had been following my threads too closely. I typed, "I didn't say that.", more than a few times.
I had to back-off and just "Let It Eat". ...lol
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:13 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:14 AM (zyIlW)
You're welcome. The state military is used a good amount here in Texas because they've been used at the border pretty extensively and they're also deployed whenever there's a natural disaster which is pretty often what with the hurricanes and the flash floods and the tornadoes...
Plus there's the whole "come and take it" angle, but we won't go there tonight.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:15 AM (Kqit+)
SMLE - that's great, Dave, forgot you had one of those too. Yep, an oil well (profitable at $40/bbl) or reloading are probably best for shooting .303.
You recall that great line from Breaker Morant? When Morant is questioned by the court under what rule he had executed Boer prisoners?
"Rule .303. I executed them under Rule 3-0-3!". Think of that every time Enfields come up.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2015 02:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:06 AM (Kqit+)
Tie Wars? Must have missed that.
Half Windsor. Duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:16 AM (AkOaV)
Secondly, has anyone else heard of the app Qello? I've had it on my tablet and Roku for probably a year now. Pay $5/month for what amounts to a large archive of recorded concerts. Anything from jazz, classic rock, metal, country, blues, and r&b. For those who are into live performances, I think it's worth what I pay.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 12, 2015 02:17 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:18 AM (R5HRU)
Half Windsor. Duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:16 AM (AkOaV)
****
That was my answer, but was much maligned.
I yearned for necktie safe space after my foray into this apparel arena. None was forthcoming.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 02:18 AM (uM1T1)
Ah, well. Mid-May will be here soon.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:19 AM (OQ9R7)
No, he died in 1997. I talked to him about a few times. I asked him if he could talk about onto a tape recorder. he said yes, and then could do anything but sob. Weep in to his handkerchief. I was embarrassed.
I turned the recorder off and apologized for asking him to relive what was obviously the most traumatic part of his entire life.
His name was Robert N. Powell.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 02:20 AM (Xodlv)
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History if you like your history in 4 hour chunks
History According to Bob if you like your history in 10 minute chunks
Posted by: sinalco at December 12, 2015 02:21 AM (yODqO)
I yearned for necktie safe space after my foray into this apparel arena. None was forthcoming.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 02:18 AM (uM1T1)
You should complain to management, that's horrible.
Also, what was the other side of the debate? Windsor knot?
It's kind of funny because I had to go to sleep early last night because I had to wake up early today, put on a suit (including pants), and go to a stupid office meeting.
I had an internal debate this morning about which knot I should tie.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:22 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:24 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:24 AM (BHl9S)
Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:25 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 02:26 AM (Xodlv)
-Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 02:20 AM (Xodlv)
God bless his memory and his service. He has forever been relieved of duty, as he has been born to eternal life.
Thank you for sharing his broken experience, as it serves as a reminder that Freedom has never been "free".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:26 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:24 AM (BHl9S)
Hey. it's just doing your duty as a Moronette.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2015 02:26 AM (RU5ki)
"
Amen.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:28 AM (Kqit+)
wow, thats actually a pretty cool idea
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:28 AM (AkOaV)
Please tell me you called someone a SCOAMF.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:28 AM (Kqit+)
I myself have never served. To more than a little regret by now.
But all my family have.
Actually I was ready sign up and was talked out of it by family members who were in the service at the time, under Jimmy Carter.
Skip it, they said.
I did.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 02:31 AM (Xodlv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:31 AM (BHl9S)
*Raises beer*
Thank you sir. I sit here before my fire, comfortable and happy because of you and your compatriots, those that came home and those that didn't. It is a debt I never can repay. I owe you, and my children owe you. Godspeed.
*drinks*
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:32 AM (N8hFs)
I had an internal debate this morning about which knot I should tie.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:22 AM (AkOaV)
****
The thread was kinda funny. The answer is always Half Windsor.
That is, half Windsor, with a dimple.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 02:32 AM (uM1T1)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:32 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2015 02:32 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:33 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2015 02:35 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 12, 2015 02:32 AM (uM1T1)
I actually went with a pratt knot this morning just to be different.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 12, 2015 02:36 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:36 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:37 AM (BHl9S)
Funny, you never see that kind of thing anymore.
Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2015 02:39 AM (Xodlv)
-Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:24 AM (BHl9S)
This presents "opportunity" to the ONT. Please tell of of your woes, so we may dissipate them accordingly.
-We care for your tribulations, here at Slapweasel Farms. We can take your trials and turn them to sunshine.
For expediency purposes only, we'll need a few pictures. To be safe.
In accordance with State and Federal law, we'll also need a written affidavit of each instance of "Assery".
Please submit these in the form of whatever nude pictures, with which, you are comfortable.
We here at Slapweasel Farms have your greater interest at heart. For that matter, your photos may be submitted privately to homemadegravy71 at the Hoo-Yah Dot Com.
Please understand that all admittances, (not an actual word), will be shared publicly so as to create a greater reaction.
-Slapweasel Farms
-From Our Ass Comes Produce
-Since 1987
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:40 AM (BHl9S)
No, no. There are $2000 bikes for children. What world is this? I am so confused.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:41 AM (Z/8dZ)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:28 AM (Kqit+)
*HAH!*
+1
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:42 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:44 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:46 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 12, 2015 02:47 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:46 AM (BHl9S)
:shrug:
I think everyones done that. I wouldn't worry too much.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2015 02:48 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:41 AM (Z/8dZ)
Do they not make coaster bikes, or three-speed bikes anymore? Ten-speed, and fifteen-speed mountain bikes use that goofy derailleur method of changing gears, which basically amounts to almost losing the chain on every gear change.
Three-speed bikes have planetary gearsets inside the hub, and are basically bullet-proof. The spacing between gear ratios is a lot wider than the multi-gear bikes, and purists scoff at that because you can't maintain pedaling cadence with such a big jump between gears. But maintaining cadence is mostly a purist thing, anyway. If the child just wants the bike for play, or running around town, a three-speed is fine. A coaster bike would be fine in flat country, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 02:49 AM (+y3Tj)
Just be fortunate you're married to a man who's understanding when you falter.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 02:49 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:50 AM (BHl9S)
It could have been worse. You could have been at a Mothers Against Drunk Driving charity dinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2015 02:51 AM (RU5ki)
In Canada, that's foreplay.
Though I think the statute of limitations runs out in the first decade.
Posted by: Garrett at December 12, 2015 02:51 AM (93LO+)
-Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:31 AM (BHl9S)
While a touch "immature", it is not "a foul" to behave in such a manner.
To avoid such disagreements in the future, there must be a "Declaration of Master of the Airwaves".
This Declaration can only be bequeathed to a trusting soul of "Musical Compatibility" by the Master of the Airwaves.
Should such a declaration be passed unto someone because you have to pee, your fate is in their hands.
Only after a reasonable time period of Twenty Minutes, may the Master resume his or her responsibility.
...So sayeth the Slap.
...which means nothing.
...so there's that.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:52 AM (OQ9R7)
See this is helpful! You are better than anyone else on the internet. I had a 10 speed bike growing up, but I was also biking in the mountains of Colorado. We just live on a hill so the kidlet asked for a "mountain" bike to make peddling up a little easier. 3 speed sounds like the perfect solution.
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:54 AM (Z/8dZ)
I get 10%. Slapweasel (TM), is quality. The name is the brand.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:54 AM (OQ9R7)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2015 02:51 AM (RU5ki)
Even worse. You could have actually been a believer in their 18th Amendment jack-assery.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 02:57 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:57 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:59 AM (BHl9S)
-Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 02:57 AM (BHl9S)
He was a leader amongst men. He continues to be, as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:04 AM (OcQrV)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 02:54 AM (Z/8dZ)
Looks like Walmart, K-Mart, and Target all have a variety of 3-speed cruiser bikes for adults and kids alike. Probably Amazon, too. They seem to now have 3-speed hubs with built-in coaster brake. Back in the day, 3-speed bikes had hand brakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 03:05 AM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 12, 2015 02:26 AM (N8hFs)
You can get both in .30-06, some even from the period.
I would get all in .308 because I already *have* a .308 and not a .30-06 and because I give zero damns about originality, and I *really* don't need to add another caliber.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 12, 2015 03:05 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2015 03:06 AM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 12, 2015 03:07 AM (8Qx8I)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Have a safe trip.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:10 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2015 03:16 AM (8Qx8I)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:18 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 03:19 AM (zyIlW)
-Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:18 AM (BHl9S)
!Sus pelotas estan pequeno!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:17 AM (OQ9R7)
I would appreciate seeing them.
I'm sure other lurkers would as well.
I don't bother putting up lights on my own house, but spent a few days doing it for the neighbor. She's happy, and I get the benefit of seeing them when I look out the window. Win-win.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:23 AM (OcQrV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2015 03:24 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 12, 2015 03:25 AM (8Qx8I)
Here is "Bad Motor Scooter" by Monstrose, performed live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk52nGxF-jc
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2015 03:25 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:26 AM (BHl9S)
-Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:23 AM (OcQrV)
How nice of you! That's quality neighbor-stuff!
Allow me to get some pics.
BRB...
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 03:30 AM (TrnhB)
http://tinyurl.com/zx3xzka
Whole House:
http://tinyurl.com/hdqahvj
I'd have to upload more from the camera to give more perspective, but I'm getting pretty tipsy.
There are over 10,000 lights, but I haven't counted them to the very light. I just do stuff.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:33 AM (OQ9R7)
I was laying on my back, (jokes to follow), to take that shot and I didn't notice it until just now.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:31 AM (OQ9R7)
yeah can't talk details, but there won't be anymore work getting done tonight
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 03:36 AM (TrnhB)
What is in front of the porch where all the lights are? Some sort of climbing rose?
BTW, you're a good man. Best prayers on the interwebs by far. You're the definition of "good neighbor" - tipsy or not, post more pics. Just be careful on that roof, man.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:38 AM (OcQrV)
Looks really good.
Buuut
Those lights aren't twinkling, Slappy
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 03:40 AM (Kqit+)
Good thing the global warmening is keeping it warm in your AO.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 03:41 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 01:05 AM (Z/8dZ)
Workin' on it.
Posted by: Lesbian Ethnic Gender Studies Majors at December 12, 2015 03:42 AM (Oeq2d)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:43 AM (BHl9S)
-Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 03:36 AM (TrnhB)
Then you take it easy and get some rest.
Where there is doubt; have faith.
I ask that I can be an instrument of peace, joy, light and hope.
If there is anything I can help with, please let me know.
If not? Make rest and pause an instrument of renewal. Tomorrow brings a new perspective.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:44 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:44 AM (BHl9S)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 03:46 AM (zyIlW)
-Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2015 03:40 AM (Kqit+)
*HAH*!
I could give you a technical answer as to why they aren't, but that would be boring.
I'll leave it at this: Blinkers are unreliable!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Um...its it just me, or does AtC sorta kinda sound like Rosanne Barr? A much less bitchy, screechy Roseanne.
Regardless, they just remind me that the AoSHQ is my kind of people.
They bring up the knife attacks in Israel. Did anyone else see the video of the little Palestinian girl with the knife going "stab stab stab"? Ugh.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 12, 2015 03:47 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 03:48 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:31 AM (OQ9R7)
I think you missed a spot.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2015 03:48 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Said every Chinese driver behind the wheel ever!
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:48 AM (OcQrV)
-Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 03:38 AM (OcQrV)
*HAH!*
No doubt. I have been, and thank you!.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:48 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2015 03:49 AM (BHl9S)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2015 03:48 AM (+YMhA)
As a bit of an artistic semi-perfectionist...
...NooooooooOOOOO!!!!
Take it back!
You take it back!
Why won't you...
*falls over*
...almost dead.
*opens an eye a little*
...bleahhhhh
*goes all limp and shit*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:52 AM (OQ9R7)
You're good, darlin'. Others say as much.
G'Night!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:53 AM (OQ9R7)
Coming from a guy who paid $1,200 electric bills at a tanning salon?
...it is all good!"
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 03:56 AM (OQ9R7)
Compared to 1,200 to bbq folks, 300 is a definite improvement.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:00 AM (zyIlW)
...they balk.
It is a wealthy industry.
One I hope to break into soon.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:01 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:07 AM (zyIlW)
That takes time.
My house takes eight hours complete from stem-to-stern. One guy. Over one-hundred strings of lights. One-hundred lights per string.
It would cost significantly less the second year. Especially if you stored the lights yourself.
But... I'd still have to test the lights and replace them, as needed.
More hours.
"On-Call"? Do I need to replace a section of lights? A whole $30-$50 tree? A $50 reindeer?
This is a rich-man's game. Enjoy your $300 electric bill! It is the least of your worries.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:24 AM (zyIlW)
-Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:24 AM (zyIlW)
That's racist.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:33 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:36 AM (zyIlW)
...F*** them from beginning to end.
The house of Saud is answerable to These Great United States of America.
-Period.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:24 AM (zyIlW)
improper trump calls or playing of a bauer in euchre should be death penalty offenses
Posted by: the real ch3 at December 12, 2015 04:52 AM (0ZS/I)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:53 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 04:57 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 04:59 AM (zyIlW)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2015 05:00 AM (k0xxN)
I was told that she hates cats. --Not so.
She'll chase anything if you allow her to get excited.
*Tsst!*
Dog follow Pack Leader.
She no longer has to "dumpster-dive" for meals.
She still wants to "herd" small children.
*Tsst!*
You have to catch her as she circles the kid. If you don't? She'll nip and bite. I don't care to see if she can draw blood.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 05:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 05:13 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2015 05:16 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 05:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2015 05:18 AM (k0xxN)
I can always get along with dogs.
That's it. I'm buying every one of you a puppy for Christmas!
/Oprah
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 05:40 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 05:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2015 05:42 AM (Oeq2d)
That said, goodnight, good people. I'm gone for another week or so.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 05:58 AM (OcQrV)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 06:02 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 06:04 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2015 06:08 AM (OQ9R7)
You're one of the best...
BTW, adorable pup. Sheltie? I grew up with one. Laddie had more prescriptions than grandma, and would "herd" us kids - couldn't tell you how many times he nipped the back of my feet.
And, to qualify - I'm sure there are nice chihuahuas out there, but every one I've ever met was an asshole. So, Yo no quiero taco bell.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 12, 2015 06:11 AM (OcQrV)
Another one for space cadets is FISO from university of Texas Austin. This one is about an hour or so and has people giving presentations of different space related projects and papers. Some of them are pretty detailed. spirit.as.utexas.edu/~fiso/archivelist.htm
Posted by: Wodun at December 12, 2015 08:00 AM (DD0s8)
Posted by: Khiri at December 12, 2015 10:40 AM (TOaBU)
Wrath of the Khans is a good set to start with.
Posted by: Dodd at December 12, 2015 11:28 AM (GjCuM)
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