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Open Thread: ??? Edition
From Mark Steyn's... new album?
Album? Huh?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 23, 2015 07:19 PM (xNYi9)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders and his spoken word hippie album at November 23, 2015 07:20 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (KlD6q)
Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (iV2kZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Toonces at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (0B5sv)
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (bA+CL)
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: you know y'all were thinking that too at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (8HTq1)
Yeah, sometimes things ARE as simple as they appear.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (KlD6q)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (qxNrP)
"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)
https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs
Mixed with Rockwell.
https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
Posted by: Country Singer at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (GUBah)
Let me haul this up here.
http://alturl.com/5dg2a
So get this:
The Washington Post-ABC News poll out Monday asked Americans if they would trust Clinton or one of five Republican candidates more. She led Trump 50% to 42%, Carson 49% to 40%, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz 47% to 40%, and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio 47% to 43%.
The poll did not ask about Clinton's Democratic opponent, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.
The poll also found that Americans strongly disapprove of how President Barack Obama is handling ISIS and the threat of terror broadly.
So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (1xUj/)
http://tinyurl.com/oscvkfn
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)
The same Americans that made Streisand and Micheal Moore rich...Got it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (KlD6q)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)
Funemployment blows. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (kpqmD)
If it is, its pretty effective.
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Colin at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (jgwYl)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Charlie Estevez at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)
I'm sorry.
Here. Have this hashish. *shoves through USB for you*
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)
So there's that.
ok....
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)
Sorry, willow, the drugs ran out just as you got here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (rjtGa)
I saw Ming the Merciless early in the trailer, and a Hawkman and Hawkchick, no Flash, and have no idea who this Arrow is.
Nice to see they are rebooting Flash Gordan though. Does anybody know if Queen is doing the soundtrack, or maybe they'll use something more up to date like Harry Reid's Backstreet Boys?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)
True fact: before posting alex actually asked me if hashish were a drug.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZdSzs)
Really? I apparently pay zero attention to them.
Open thread - I think I might start putting up my Christmas tree. Then it will be done!
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (vmMMi)
Frishhher rabinnn' fluckin' sheeeit, mo'fucker
*hic*
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (8ZskC)
;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (No/ki)
Should be added to Halloween time song play list
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 07:34 PM (KSdzX)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:34 PM (rjtGa)
I could see that on a Joe Biden mix tape along with Pink Floyd's Bike. Good paste-eatin' tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBCctL88dRk
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (9sZY3)
they're selling represses of old rock at Whole Paycheck for $25 a pop
Originals are on ebay for less than 10
*puts down needle on 12" single oh Shannon Let the Music Play*
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: The 3 a.m. Phone Call at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (xpPRn)
http://bit.ly/1l234Ko
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (6BoPP)
Woman says she was duped into renting home for gay porn films
http://goo.gl/vJLpd0
Shit all over the place - beds, carpets, walls, baths, hot tubs...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (iQIUe)
on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the
ladies he spent time with...
"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM
I thought it was Brown Eye of the Tiger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (pLwjI)
In a few weeks willl Ace post from Steyn's album of Christmas music?
;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (No/ki)
MWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted by: Chewbacca the backup singer at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
Out here in San Francisco we could use some mechanical drifters -- the human drifters just pee everywhere and stink up the joint.
I envision that robot drifters would be cleaner, but then we got the whole robot apocalypse thing to deal with once they attain consciousness - - but hey, we can deal with that issue later.
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (dM5Zx)
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (1xUj/)
he'll save every one of us
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:38 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (0dcbp)
Wishing You and Yours The Very Best Global Travel Warning Wishes This Holiday Season
Posted by: USA at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)
-----------------------------------------------
Like bacon, hash is good for me.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (vmMMi)
When first we practice to suck a dick
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (+dh7Q)
hides pipe from banderdash
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (xpPRn)
You are a wise woman, willow.
Ohhh those are nice, chemjeff.
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (IrByp)
I've never seen willow be mean to anyone.
*hides under bed*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM
Hi.
Posted by: Creepy clown doll that's totally not right behind you at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (pLwjI)
You don't know Green Arrow?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)
From everything the hag has said, I can see one yuuuge difference between what she'll do and Imam Barry is doing.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (Sw83N)
Posted by: William Shatner singing 'Rocket Man' (1978) at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (BO/km)
Holy fuck Chewbacca said it all for me.
That was beyond silly. We can't fight them with that.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (rjtGa)
Has anyone checked the barrel with a black light to see if there are "bodily fluids"?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)
Rory was also on Broadchurch with the good Doctor (Tennant).
No. 2 Son and I are convinced that there are only about ten actors in Britain so they're all in everything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: fluffy
True fact:
The word "record album" came from the era of 78s when a band would release a series of singles on 78 rpm shellac 10" disks, and the record labels would then sell people book-like holders -- albums, they were called, just like photo albums -- to hold up to ten or twelve shellac disks at once, as the sort of "collected works" of that band.
When they introduced vinyl 33 rpm 12" "long play" records in 1948, they estimated they were big enough data-wise to hold an entire "album"'s worth of music, so people began referring to long-play 33 rpm records as "albums."
Now you know.
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (dM5Zx)
I've never seen willow be mean to anyone.
*hides under bed*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (1xUj/)
This is willow. This is willow on hash.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: runningrn at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (sUP4M)
Is hashish a drug ? No , it;s a type of weasel found in the taiga region of russia .
Next question .
Posted by: awkward davies at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (mP1RE)
StinkyPinky ~~ Ace of Spades
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: William Shatner singing 'Rocket Man' (197
at November 23, 2015 07:41 PMCan't compare with my rendition of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)
I, uhhh, heard it looks like casu marzu in there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (T78UI)
Has anyone checked the barrel with a black light to see if there are "bodily fluids"?
---------------------------------------------------
Did Ace rent out the barrel for porn films?
Posted by: Watch out there, bucko! at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (v+fx/)
Ace, when will you're music video come out? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (mcm0N)
That was jumping a shark while riding a shark bareback wearing sharkskin assless chaps.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Weirddave
Don't waver WD nobody's good at everything.
Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (kCfMX)
Posted by: ATLDiver at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (4N7Kq)
This isn't his first foray into music. He recorded the song "It's a Marshmallow World" a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6C9wL35Ck
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (2Ocf1)
http://tinyurl.com/orask2r
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (tEDMc)
You mean this isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8
Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (BO/km)
or,
is blessed with an inordinate helping Do. Not. Give. A. Phuc.
often hard to distinguish between the two.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (9sZY3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (No/ki)
I wish I hadn't seen either and I won't be able to forget either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (kCfMX)
Well, it would be going fine if someone KOFF BC KOFF didn't have this whole life and family and responsibilities and things.
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (KSdzX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (1xUj/)
That sounds about right. You watch one or two shows and suddenly you recognize everyone British...
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)
Who will be next? Sean Penn? Robert Downey Jr (although he's supposedly cleaned up)?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (gyKtp)
Ahem.
I believe the Styleguide reference is "that whore BC".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (1xUj/)
I wish I hadn't seen either and I won't be able to forget either.
Let's just pretend it never happened and go back to 30 minutes ago.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (xInes)
I believe the Styleguide reference is "that whore BC".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (1xUj/)
Point. Taken.
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (IrByp)
All day on the news blurbs they kept repeating the news about the update for the Indiana pregnant woman who was raped and shot in the head.
It was enough to make this man a little more crazy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (Sw83N)
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM
Talking of British shows, since my sorry ass missed the food thread yesterday, I give you this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSOYYlJl_I
I'm still laughing at these, but I'm a Moron, so....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (pLwjI)
or,
is blessed with an inordinate helping Do. Not. Give. A. Phuc.
I just want to use my real name without people giving me shit about it, OK?
Posted by: Phuc Dat Bich at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: #OrangeLivesMatter at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (EzgxV)
Keep spending! Keep going to the mall! Keep buying airline tickets! All is well!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (mcm0N)
I would have thought the depressing thing would be Cleveland.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM
Whatever they were doing it looked like dad was winning.
Posted by: Luke Dunphy at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (HBPK8)
*I'm Goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali
I'm Goin back to Cali...
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (qxNrP)
I dont think so....
Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (0dcbp)
Someday I will be organizing a secret organization, with a cool acronym and everything. And I will be recruiting like-minded people. Maybe people from here.
And we will walk the Earth meting out justice..
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (Sw83N)
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (qxNrP)
The word "record album" came from the era of 78s when a band would release a series of singles on 78 rpm shellac 10" disks, and the record labels would then sell people book-like holders -- albums, they were called, just like photo albums -- to hold up to ten or twelve shellac disks at once, as the sort of "collected works" of that band.
When they introduced vinyl 33 rpm 12" "long play" records in 1948, they estimated they were big enough data-wise to hold an entire "album"'s worth of music, so people began referring to long-play 33 rpm records as "albums."
Now you know.
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (dM5Zx)
Exactly. That's how classical symphonies were released, since each 78 could only play about 5-7 minutes per side. Somewhere around here I have a copy of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on 78s. I can't find it right now, but I want to say there were 6-8 records in it.
In recent years, Bob Dylan has released some box sets where the CDs are contained in hardcover books that are reminiscent of the old "albums".
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (ZdSzs)
for the Indiana pregnant woman who was raped and shot in the head."
How many of those updates referenced the ethnicity of her murderer?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (noWW6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSOYYlJl_I
Ok so this is a good example actually.
I watched some show where they were living like WWII Brits and eating the food (hell maybe it was this show!) and that short haired lady was in it. Then I watched the great British bake off and she's in that too! So I doubt I will enjoy this because the way she talks irritates me now..
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (mcm0N)
Love. Them
Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (qxNrP)
Dad always wins. That's just how it is.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (8HTq1)
How many of those updates referenced the ethnicity of her murderer?
The same number as those that mentioned the victim's skin color: 0.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (Sw83N)
Ahhh....the hackman-caine thesis.....
Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0dcbp)
I liked his renditionof Goldfinger.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (ZdSzs)
seriously?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0O7c5)
Patriots will commence the beating on the Bill soon...
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Sw83N)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)
Mmm, mmm, mmm, Obama.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Chewbacca auditioning to be on alexthechick's podcast at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (6BoPP)
Seriously, that's from 538 so Politifact would rate it "True!" on that basis alone.
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0dcbp)
********
ha!
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM
*checks*
Damn. She looks good.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (LNTlg)
Cheering when your QB is hurt pissed off the football gods for a thousand years.
Browns fans have no one to blame but themselves.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)
willow is hitting on me! willow is hitting on me!
*does happy dance*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Chewbacca auditioning to be on alexthechick's podcast at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (6BoPP)
I do believe that I will let the Wookie win.
Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)
citizens, but continues to simultaneously insist that domestic U.S.
travel and gatherings are perfectly safe. Because there's no possible
chance that any jihadis could have snuck in here.
Keep spending! Keep going to the mall! Keep buying airline tickets! All is well!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (noWW6)<<<
Just bring a tourniquet with you, and you'll be fine.
Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (xpPRn)
He's got the Sinatra phrasing down for those tough to hit notes.
Just fantastic.
Posted by: aquaviva2 at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (M0TPG)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (mcm0N)
I guess he's picking up the New Hampshire accent.
Yeah. My family is New Hampshirean. One of my Auhnts refers to another as "Aren't Alice".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (xpPRn)
I watched some show where they were living like
WWII Brits and eating the food (hell maybe it was this show!) and that
short haired lady was in it. Then I watched the great British bake off
and she's in that too! So I doubt I will enjoy this because the way she
talks irritates me now..
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM
It probably was! I think she was in the great British bake off. The WWII one was ok. The Restoration, Regency and Victorian ones were great. "It's the color of sadness, this jelly...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)
willow is hitting on me! willow is hitting on me!
*does happy dance*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (1xUj/)
She's just after your credit card. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)
***
God damn, but that's a a man.....
Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (/33sy)
proposed a threesome with her and her sister, while they were onboard a
ship. He called it a Simon Sisters Sandwich. She declined, but said sis
banged him anyway later, and she got so mad she broke up their act.
The penis mightier!
Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)
---------------------------------------------------
I think I just felt a thrill up my leg.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: Sheen of Charlie at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: Corona at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Charlie Estevez at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Matt at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (OPhEi)
SuperSizers is great. Sue Perkins and Giles Coren.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 23, 2015 08:04 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:04 PM (rjtGa)
-------------------------------------------------
Books. Ordered.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (v+fx/)
Sting's Every Step You Take
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (9mTYi)
******
Oh yeah that's it.
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (mcm0N)
And your mother, too, Trebeck!
Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sheen of Charlie
You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (1xUj/)
Ahhh....the hackman-caine thesis.....
Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (/33sy)<<<
And Samuel L. Jackson. (who was also with Michael Caine in Kingsman)
Posted by: the Samuel L. corollary at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM
I'm still laughing at these.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland in unison at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (me1tS)
Morgan Freeman is catching up to Michael Caine, fast.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (Sw83N)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (xpPRn)
At this point I think I'd rather watch that than CNN or Fox.
In fact, they had a commercial comparing their news coverage to those other channels, claiming to be more serious. They showed clips of various hosts like Anderson Cooper laughing and joking with their political guests.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: teh Donald at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM
I'm still laughing at these.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (pLwjI)
=======
It's what I was thinking of when I mentioned the other day this weird fad of sewing half of one animal to another.
I liked the tudor, mid ages, roman ones -- and the 40s where US soldiers visit them.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM (iQIUe)
That shit only works in Penthouse Forum circa 1983.
Sisters are not really that into each other.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:10 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: teh Donald at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (REdlt)
From the nation that brought us Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:10 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)
Propaganda. Dezinformatsiya.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (erRNA)
I liked the tudor, mid ages, roman ones -- and the 40s where US soldiers visit them.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM
The seventies episode was vaguely disturbing. Sue was channeling her inner Eddie Monsoon. I kept waiting for Patsy to walk in the door.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: willow
alexthechick, out of the thread but on the phone (yes, I'm totally bragging), says
"not everyone has the power to manipulate the space-time continuum of the HQ and make new threads appear at will".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:13 PM (1xUj/)
and maybe , something else.
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (xpPRn)
Yeah. I know. I saw the statement.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)
Make us sammiches while you're in there, wouldya?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Chewbacca trying to cheer up willow at November 23, 2015 08:15 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)
Make us sammiches while you're in there, wouldya?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0NdlF)
Don't forget to bring us back some cold ones.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:16 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:16 PM (2Ocf1)
Sometimes it seems to useless you remain.
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.
Well you don't have to call me clean and articulate
And you don't have to call me Historic First
And you don't have to call me ... Potus ... anymore ...
Even compared to Carter I'm the worst !!!
But I'll hang around as long as Repubs let's me ...
And I've never read a bad article with my name ...
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.
(spoken)
Well a friend of mine named Valerie Jarrett wrote that song
and she told me it was the perfect Revolutionary song
I texted her back saying it wasn't the perfect Revolutionary song
Because she hadn't said anything about pot, back room deals, or screwin' the man.
Well she sat down and wrote another verse to this song and she sent it to me
And I realized that my handler had written the perfect Revolutionary song
I felt obliged to include it on this taxpayer paid album, and it goes like this;
I was high, the day Michelle, met that Iranian ...
So I went, for a free lunch, in the rain ...
But before I could mellow out from my kick ass buzz ...
I got elected Preezy of the USA ...
So I'll hang around as long as Repubs let's me ...
And I've never read a bad article with my name ...
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.
Posted by: Zombie Barry Allen Coe at November 23, 2015 08:17 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Chewbacca WINNING!!!! at November 23, 2015 08:17 PM (6BoPP)
I gather Carly may have thought about it for a while. But he banged sis solo a little later.
What is this, some rule with sisters? One can't bang someone the other turned down?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (2Ocf1)
http://tinyurl.com/qye5mh4
Posted by: Sheen of Charlie at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM
Nothing against a sexy pinup shot from back in the day but the googles I saw were stage shots from 2014 and damned if she doesn't look sexier.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (LNTlg)
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (9mTYi)
Shana Morrison? Is that Van's kid??
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (ptuLX)
No lie
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 23, 2015 08:20 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (rjtGa)
I believe disproportionate response is in order.
Nuke Canada's capitol, salt the earth, and repatriate Dion, Bieber, and Steyn.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (0NdlF)
That was *sniff* beautiful, Man!
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Chewbacca is already drinking heavily at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (ucDmr)
We will beat the crap out of them.
Which sounds a lot better than degrade their capabilities.
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:23 PM (2Ocf1)
Don't forget Seth Rogen. That chortling idiot is a UN violation all by himself.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 23, 2015 08:23 PM (ppaKI)
Get Carter- why don't you sit on my face?
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (msVAP)
Nothing against a sexy pinup shot from back in the day but the googles I saw were stage shots from 2014 and damned if she doesn't look sexier.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (LNTlg)
There was a photo essay going around a while back of "Rock Stars Then and Now". Most of them looked pretty gruesome, but I thought the "now" photo of Joan Jett looked better than she did back in the 80s.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joey Biden, up to no good again at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (v+fx/)
The best thing Scott Brown ever made (Ayla) singing the National Anthem.
Now, let the ass whooping commence.
Posted by: Darth Hoodie at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
--------------
Norm the doofus who used to do the New Yankee workshop, always called drawings, 'drawerings'. That wasn't the worst part of the show, but it got on my nerves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (9mTYi)
Shana Morrison? Is that Van's kid??
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (ptuLX)
--------------------------------------------------
Yup.
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:26 PM (ucDmr)
Oh god no.... it wouldn't be winning by any stretch...
It would just be holding back the tide of horrific Hillary type horror for at least 4 years.
Winning? no
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:27 PM (rjtGa)
Get rid of Obamacare and we will win with healthcare.
You wil have the best healthcare. Wonderful. You won't believe how God it's going to be.
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:27 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (2Ocf1)
"Rock Stars Then and Now". Most of them looked pretty gruesome, but I
thought the "now" photo of Joan Jett looked better than she did back in
the 80s.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM
That was my reaction to the shot of her on an HQ thread a week or so ago. She looked fantastic. In those pics they both look...happy and healthy. Bit of a dearth of that among the more mature female celebrity set these days.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:29 PM (LNTlg)
I think Steyn should do a duet with Eartha Kitt on her hit from '85 "I Don't Want To Be Alone."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 23, 2015 08:29 PM (uRmWf)
But, local story. No outrage, no looting, no burning.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfl8phc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:30 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:30 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+c55T)
No sleep last night because neighbor dog barking endlessly for hours.
Work is...well it's work.
Take dog to vet, there one hour. Meds, shots, bloodwork, $180 and done.
Manhattan on the couch.
Neighbor dog is barking again.
I'm starting to think my city Animal Control doesn't give a shit that this dog is neglected and barking day and night.
Fuck.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
You do indeed my boy. How do you think you made it this far?
Posted by: The Big Guy at November 23, 2015 08:32 PM (BO/km)
"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)
Word.
Posted by: Siegfried and Roy at November 23, 2015 08:32 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:33 PM (AfsKp)
There's some black-hating white rayciss angle in here somewhere.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:33 PM (0NdlF)
"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)
Word.
Posted by: Siegfried and Roy
****
Crack is a hell of a drug...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 08:34 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:35 PM (ptuLX)
A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration. (link in nic, 'cause I'm in a hurry)
Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 08:35 PM (v+fx/)
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2015 08:37 PM (MQEz6)
I wish cat's could cill barking fucking dogs.
Then I would know there was a God.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:37 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (AfsKp)
Puddy Tat song: Mark is no Mel Blanc.
Goldfinger: Meh. Didn't listen through.
Still___-with-sound-track videos always seem like a waste of bandwidth. Why do we not have a YouSpeaker equivalent?
Anyway, nice for Mark that he can parlay his fame and popularity into selling these less-than-stellar works.
Stellllaaaaar!
My opinion, worth 2¢ less than you paid for it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ACs58)
"And because of this controversy, the school is now creating a group of teachers and students to come up with a curriculum about diversity and acceptance."
Some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)
Yeah, I'm making my vet rich bc of my puppy. She (vet) will get another $800 out me in a couple weeks for spaying and getting her stomach tacked.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 08:41 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (6BoPP)
First we become South Park then we become Idiocracy.
30 years from now doctors will be saying "dude".
You know I'm right.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen answering the phone. at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (e3bId)
"And because of this controversy, the school is now creating a group of teachers and students to come up with a curriculum about diversity and acceptance."
Some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)
"Superintendent Dianne Kelly says the district believes in freedom of speech, but cannot support what she calls insensitive language."
She seems unclear on the concept.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (6BoPP)
Thanks. Just annoyed. This city has ordinances. Not that I'm a huge fan of government control, but there are laws for a reason and neglected, underfed, dehydrated, barking dogs are a pretty good one in my book. Especially when they keep me up at night.
Mr. D says he'll continue to call the city every time this happens. And if the city ever seizes the dog, he'll go to the pound and adopt it. Because it sure is a sweet dog, it's just neglected.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (+eR2D)
You know I'm right.
Posted by: eleven
Unfortunately, they will be speaking in an unknown tongue.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (FkBIv)
Any swishticas?
Posted by: District of Castro at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (RROzu)
Posted by: Chewbacca is already drinking heavily at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (6BoPP)
Ooooooooh WHAT A WOOKIE!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik channeling "Clerks" soundtrack at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (6BoPP)
Neighbor "no hable anglais, gringo."
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:46 PM (+eR2D)
A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration. (link in nic, 'cause I'm in a hurry)
========================================
"because of student privacy, she couldn't comment on specifics"
But the girl and her parents can - "school staff kicked our girl out solely because she expressed an opinion that law should be complied with, if there is anything more they haven't told us either. Pretty neat trick, this 'student privacy'."
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 08:47 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (FkBIv)
Oh, I think we'll know the tongue they'll speak, infidel!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:47 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (vmMMi)
Get ready to relearn all the lessons of 2008, this time amplified by ZIRP, much higher levels of debt, and widespread growth of financial stupidity.
Posted by: gp at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (mk9aG)
Hey girl, yes it's (what we believe to be) the great dane. If the city refuses to help, our next step may be to call a rescue.
I went back to the fence about a week ago. The poor thing's eyes were all sunken in. I'm pretty sure he is dehydrated. I'd like to put down the owners.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (rjtGa)
Yo, yo. Dude. Duuuuuuuude. Dude, yo.
*bangs gavel*
Posted by: 2035 Court Justice at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)
Well, no, I didn't get the impression that Charlie Sheen had to suck dick in order to score crack.
I think he was more of a choice he made.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (msVAP)
DangerGirl can you give the puppeh some water?
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (6BoPP)
Yep. Done it best I can through a corner chain link fence with thorn bushes.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (uSqx+)
Posted by: sTevo at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (tCr8X)
So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)
Apparently, that poll was taken in Brattleboro, VT.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (o98Jz)
I don't think I'd wait on calling rescue!
But I know that gets, how do you say...complicated?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (nithJ)
Filled up for 1.629 per gallon. The apocalypse is nigh.
At least I'll be able to drive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)
Well, no, I didn't get the impression that Charlie Sheen had to suck dick in order to score crack.
I think he was more of a choice he made.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (AkOaV)
*********
Wait, I thought....nevermind.
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (mcm0N)
I'm teaching my Great Dane the Bang, You're Not Dead trick. She's such a doll. I love my puppy.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 08:54 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at November 23, 2015 08:54 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:55 PM (mcm0N)
Can't spell RINO without NR.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (msVAP)
time to keep all the vehicles gassed and the jerry cans full as well
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hrothgar
****
Jerry cans or Jury cans?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (hVdx9)
Clock boy wants 15 mil and a letter of apology LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (iQIUe)
He'll get an ugly cousin to marry, mockery and a leadership position at CAIR.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: miauxmix at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (x01Vz)
Posted by: wisenheimer at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (qnhj2)
yeah it might be time to call animal control
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (6BoPP)
Today was the third time we called. I don't know what else to do.
I've contacted a local rescue and asked them what steps I can take in this situation, especially after contacting the city three times with no satisfactory conclusion. Shall see what they say.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (+eR2D)
The bad news is Charlie Sheen is a role model for the millenial fadeout generation.
The less bad news is Steyn's video won't hairlip everyone on Bear Creek.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:01 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (No/ki)
That's my take, too. I also recall reading a piece Steyn once wrote on Shirley Bassey and the 'Goldfinger' song--I think it may have been an article on Bond theme songs in general, but more or less zeroed in on 'Goldfinger' as the best of the bunch.
Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 09:01 PM (Au69S)
When he was indoors, I got treated to hearing him howling, crying, and screeching nonstop. The poor thing sounded like he was being tortured. It was heart-rending.
When he was outside, I'd go over and greet him when I got home from work. He was perfectly friendly and affectionate. But when I stood up to go inside, he'd start barking again. He just couldn't stand being alone.
Eventually I took my neighbor aside and told her that the dog was miserable and needed more companionship than she could provide. After a while she told me she gave him to a friend. I hope she was telling me the truth and she didn't just have him put down. Her track record with pets was not encouraging, to say the least.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (sdi6R)
Ever notice how much Glenn Danzig sounds like Cher?
"MOTHER!
If I could turn back time...."
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Ironbar at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (AfsKp)
---
Chewbacca getting a sex change without anaesthesia.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)
Don't forget about the fuel barrels inside of the schoolbus.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (EHU9F)
http://altonbrown.com/cranberry-sauce-recipe/
Posted by: Lea
She is delighted by the fact that there are molds with the lines in them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)
Fuck.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+eR2D)
One of my mother's friends had a problem with a neglected barking dog. Someone ended up stealing the dog late at night and it mysteriously ended up at a farm living happily ever after.
But this was in Canada where the fear of being shot were...less...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD)
the 'Goldfinger' song--I think it may have been an article on Bond theme
songs in general, but more or less zeroed in on 'Goldfinger' as the
best of the bunch<<<
He's wrong about that BTW. The single best Bond song is Diamonds are Forever.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (msVAP)
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Couldn't agree with this more - NR seems to have a hard-on for hating on Trump every chance they get. It's ok to dislike the guy, but just STFU about it.
My guess is they are upset that their favorite candidate isn't doing well. But, I don't know who that candidate might be - guessing either Kasich or Rubio. GOPe = NR.
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (yioUz)
Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)
"Superintendent Dianne Kelly says the district believes in freedom of speech, but cannot support what she calls insensitive language."
You know, my brother once told me that nothing someone says before the word "but" really counts.
Posted by: Zombie Benjen Stark at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Ethel Merman at November 23, 2015 09:06 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (nB5r5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)
What are you, her official spokesman now?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)
We have no idea
(cough)Turkey(cough)
http://tinyurl.com/oehbss7
Couldn't be any of our NATO allies, that's for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 09:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (1xUj/)
Cats seem to fare better when maltreated bc they're such independent animals.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (2x3L+)
Get ready to relearn all the lessons of 2008, this time amplified by
ZIRP, much higher levels of debt, and widespread growth of financial
stupidity.
Posted by: gp at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (mk9aG)
Impending? This economy is swirling the bowl. If it were a Republican president we'd be hearing nothing but how bad it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (45oDG)
He'll get an ugly cousin to marry, mockery and a leadership position at CAIR.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)
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He's pretty ugly himself and stupid, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)
Ha. Good.
Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 09:10 PM (vmMMi)
Thanks. I just needed to vent.
And although the video is of me, in HD, I still haven't taken video of my junk. So there's that.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:11 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
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Yes, I thought he had an okay voice & good pitch. Always nice to learn someone you admire has hidden depths & interests. This is a really tough crowd, sheesh. Let's save the h8 for Bieber and Katy Perry.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 09:11 PM (ZdSzs)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at November 23, 2015 09:12 PM (NJMWm)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (tEDMc)
I always liked Thunderball, but that was mostly because my Dad had the soundtrack album.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (o98Jz)
Rumor has it that the "someone" has the initials R-E-C-E-P
T-A-Y-Y-I-P
E-R-D-O-G-A-N
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)
Cats seem to fare better when maltreated bc they're such independent animals.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (2x3L+)
Yeah, that experience told me that I can't have a dog. I like them fine, but I live alone and am away at work for several hours a day, so the dog would be neglected.
Cats don't give a shit. They spend most of their time sleeping whether I'm home or not.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)<<<
I see that going badly... the police will shoot the dog, and ICE will come after you for intolerance/civil rights violations.
Posted by: a fortune teller at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (nB5r5)
That and Sheena singing it in the opening credits.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 09:15 PM (45oDG)
Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)
Just running and maintaining the oil fields is something that no arab country has been able to do on its own. Saudi Arabia, which is nothing but oil, still doesn't have the domestic expertise to manage their own fields (the fields they stole, I should say). Without foreign workers, all of the gulf oil fields would lie bare.
Further along your point, putting the oil into tankers and transporting it means that papers need to be filed with every country the tanker goes near. It's not like an oil tanker pulls up in the dead of night and they take the oil off in 5 gallon jugs on the beach.
As you, I have been more than a bit befuddled by the logistics of this whole ISIS oil operation works and how it must be allowed to work by some major oil consuming country (if not all of them).
But this all goes back to my original and standing argument with respect to the threats from the arab/persian/muslim world - the threats all start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Take the fields back from the arabs and persians and they have NOTHING. No money, no power, no leverage over anything. Without control of the gulf oil fields no one wouls bother considering anything about arab/persian/muslim world and the APM world wouldn't be able to do anything. Not a single thing. Westerners would give arabs, persians, or muslims about the same level of attention as they give to hindus, now.
But that's the easy and clean way to take care of that threat ... so no one will even contemplate doing it.
Posted by: Indian (with a dot) by the funeral pyre at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (iQIUe)
It says they even have clandestine pipelines set up for the stuff and illegal refineries. Heh, gives new meaning to "still", one for oil, not booze. And that they refine locally, they use locally, fuel cheaper than market.
And it's all going on with the approval of the Turkish authorities.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:19 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Clockboy at November 23, 2015 09:19 PM (ZdSzs)
It's one of the most over-rated movies ever.
Just do not get the love.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:20 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM
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Ha, rickl! My first pet was a little adorable calico kitty. Cats are the feline equivalent of honey badgers. They really do retain a predatory instinct and are really selfish. As long as you feed them, they like you.
Dogs have been so domesticated. They depend on good masters. If they get a good master, they are amazing animals.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (2x3L+)
It's one of the most over-rated movies ever.
Just do not get the love.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:20 PM (rjtGa)
Yeah ... I give it 2 1/2 stars. And Peter Sellers is okay. Nothing more.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 23, 2015 09:25 PM (sLL4M)
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 09:25 PM (OLNwX)
I think it's the Pentagon's report to Obama on terrorism in Belgium.
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 09:28 PM (OLNwX)
I offer two letters of apology: F and U!
Posted by: t-bird
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The School Board lawyers will explain that it is less expensive to settle for $50,000 than to fight it, and the School Board will settle. That's how it works, and will continue to work, until we get 'Loser Pays'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 09:30 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Mike Hammer: "Am I a good master, Sophie?"
Sophie:"Woof!"
*gives Sophie a treat*
Mike Hammer: "You're an amazing animal Sophie."
Sophie: "Woof!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 09:33 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2015 09:35 PM (4ZwPI)
Posted by: Gem at November 23, 2015 09:39 PM (c+gwp)
The Chris Cornell song for Casino Royale was pretty decent for a modern Bond movie, but it was too cute by far near the end when Daniel Craig walks up out of the shadows as Cornell's screaming "You Know My Name".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:56 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 10:29 PM (VdICR)
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