Open Thread: ??? Edition

From Mark Steyn's... new album?

Album?

Huh?

Gotta watch to the end.

It's kinda good, in a weird, mid-eighties sort of way.

Apparently this is a thing:


Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM




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1 Yo!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 23, 2015 07:19 PM (xNYi9)

2 It stinks!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders and his spoken word hippie album at November 23, 2015 07:20 PM (REdlt)

3 Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:20 PM (sj3Ax)

4 The advantages of funemployment... Ugh.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)

5 Hey, who's up for having his dick sucked?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

6 Anyone out there in the Gulf Coast area need a mechanical drafter?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)

7 Steyn is into that weird froo froo music. Which is fine. Not my thang though.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (KlD6q)

8 If there are no pre-op trannies getting serviced by Charlie Sheen, I'm not interested in watching this video.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (iV2kZ)

9 I hope Mark Steyn outs out a Christmas album this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (8ZskC)

10 Great Road Trip Album.

Posted by: Toonces at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (0B5sv)

11 Yo! MWNP, you surived NYC? Glad to hear it!

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at November 23, 2015 07:22 PM (bA+CL)

12 Lots of threads today...

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (vmMMi)

13 At least he's wearing pants under the trench coat.

Posted by: you know y'all were thinking that too at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (REdlt)

14 You didn't know Steyn sings?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (8HTq1)

15 Oh, and for those of you goofs who were speculating on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the ladies he spent time with...

Yeah, sometimes things ARE as simple as they appear.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:23 PM (KlD6q)

16 Mark Steyn has an album?????

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (6BoPP)

17 Is it vinyl only or is it album in the figurative sense?

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (AfsKp)

18 Strange.

Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:24 PM (sj3Ax)

19 Okay that was odd. I like Mark Steyn. But I don't really know where he was going with this.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (dFi94)

20 I heart mark steyn

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (qxNrP)

21 >>> 15 Oh, and for those of you goofs who were speculating on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the ladies he spent time with...

"Tiger blood"

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)

22 Steyn must be a fan of The Police.


https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs




Mixed with Rockwell.



https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

Posted by: Country Singer at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (GUBah)

23 I am become willow, Destroyer of Threads.

Let me haul this up here.

http://alturl.com/5dg2a

So get this:

The Washington Post-ABC News poll out Monday asked Americans if they would trust Clinton or one of five Republican candidates more. She led Trump 50% to 42%, Carson 49% to 40%, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz 47% to 40%, and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio 47% to 43%.

The poll did not ask about Clinton's Democratic opponent, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

The poll also found that Americans strongly disapprove of how President Barack Obama is handling ISIS and the threat of terror broadly.



So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)

24 He had a hit song in the UK I think.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (8HTq1)

25 I thought I "sawr" a pussycat?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (1xUj/)

26 Commie Redford's splooge-fest on Rathergate cratered, so it's not all bad news out there.

http://tinyurl.com/oscvkfn

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

27 I've got things to do around here.
Tomorrow if this iPad works.

Posted by: Carol at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (sj3Ax)

28 Well, Steyn has had a long interest in music musicall theatre and plays and has released several albums. He make have spent years being a theatre reviewer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (No/ki)

29 I can haz duet Steyn with Nigel Farage?

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (qxNrP)

30 Why did no one tell me I'd started doing drugs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:26 PM (IrByp)

31 ok,
i thought i saw a pussy cat- that pussy cat was me.

can i say i like Mark's writing a lot?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)

32 Wow that was pretty far out. Way far out.

Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (BO/km)

33 So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?
Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)


The same Americans that made Streisand and Micheal Moore rich...Got it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (gf8BH)

34 21 -

Tigers with names like Bruce and Andre and Sasha, etc.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (KlD6q)

35 alex, and didn't share.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)

36 23 They figure a picture of her in a moo moo would terrorize the terrorists.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (8HTq1)

37 I watched.

I have no .....

Pussy Cat? What? Why?

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (rjtGa)

38 4 The advantages of funemployment... Ugh.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:21 PM (kCfMX)

Funemployment blows. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (kpqmD)

39 I have to think that this poll is disinformation with the intent to just destroy morale.

If it is, its pretty effective.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:28 PM (2Ocf1)

40 Oh yeah, I forgot one element:


https://youtu.be/1vT-VaMXsAw

Posted by: Country Singer at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (GUBah)

41 Why do I think of East Germany in 1975 (or so) must be the trench coat and old industrial area. and fog, and the Stasi right behind him.

Posted by: Colin at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (jgwYl)

42
Hey, who's up for having his dick sucked?


Posted by: Charlie Sheen

Charlie, call me honey!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (OiFtZ)

43 I run my own penis cleansing agency.

"Get that famous Sheen shine"

Posted by: Charlie Estevez at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (ZdSzs)

44 Not great, but still better than William Shatner singing Mr. Tambourine Man.

So there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

45 Any country that trusts that Hillary Clinton will handle terrorists better deserves what it gets.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (2Ocf1)

46 Was that the vaunted Mark Steyn of lore?

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:29 PM (rjtGa)

47 Der Kommisars in town

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (qxNrP)

48 If it is, its pretty effective.

Not to me; I know it's absolute bunk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (No/ki)

49 Mid Eighties? I was out of it.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (48QDY)

50 alex, and didn't share.
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)



I'm sorry.

Here. Have this hashish. *shoves through USB for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)

51 Not great, but still better than William Shatner singing Mr. Tambourine Man.

So there's that.


ok....

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (rjtGa)

52 Okay Carol

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (6BoPP)

53 alex, and didn't share.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:27 PM (xpPRn)



Sorry, willow, the drugs ran out just as you got here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (1xUj/)

54 Steyn, buddy, don't quit your day job.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (kpqmD)

55 Was that the vaunted Mark Steyn of lore?


I thought he was Canadian.

Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (BO/km)

56 Steyn likes weird music. This is no secret. He has lots of ads on his site.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZdSzs)

57 Mark, bro, put down the peyote buttons and focus on something a little less hallucinogenic like magic mushrooms.

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (3tjn4)

58 Canadian Thought Police mebbe?

Something....anything...

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (rjtGa)

59 On that sidebar link, "Heroes of Tomorrow", Arrow, Flash, Hawkman...

I saw Ming the Merciless early in the trailer, and a Hawkman and Hawkchick, no Flash, and have no idea who this Arrow is.

Nice to see they are rebooting Flash Gordan though. Does anybody know if Queen is doing the soundtrack, or maybe they'll use something more up to date like Harry Reid's Backstreet Boys?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 07:32 PM (T78UI)

60 Here. Have this hashish. *shoves through USB for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)



True fact: before posting alex actually asked me if hashish were a drug.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (1xUj/)

61 >>is no secret. He has lots of ads on his site.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZdSzs)

Really? I apparently pay zero attention to them.

Open thread - I think I might start putting up my Christmas tree. Then it will be done!

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (vmMMi)

62 Any country that trusts that Hillary Clinton will handle terrorists better deserves what it gets.

Frishhher rabinnn' fluckin' sheeeit, mo'fucker

*hic*

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

63 In a few weeks willl Ace post from Steyn's album of Christmas music?
;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (No/ki)

64 I loved it but then I've been hoping he makes it into my barracks in re-education camp for a long time.
Should be added to Halloween time song play list

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 07:34 PM (KSdzX)

65 Steyn, buddy, don't quit your day job.

Dude. Seriously.

Stick to print, bro.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:34 PM (rjtGa)

66 Oh, God love ya' Mr. Steyn.

I could see that on a Joe Biden mix tape along with Pink Floyd's Bike. Good paste-eatin' tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBCctL88dRk


Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (9sZY3)

67 Speaking of vinyl
they're selling represses of old rock at Whole Paycheck for $25 a pop

Originals are on ebay for less than 10

*puts down needle on 12" single oh Shannon Let the Music Play*

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (qxNrP)

68 Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

*hic*

Posted by: The 3 a.m. Phone Call at November 23, 2015 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

69 ty alex, lights pipw.

hides pipe from banderdash

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (xpPRn)

70 we've been so feckless in electing our leaders that there's going to be hell to pay. A "Rough God Goes Riding" is a song that about covers it.

http://bit.ly/1l234Ko

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (v+fx/)

71 alexthechick here's a drug for you

http://tinyurl.com/22vwdqx

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (6BoPP)

72 Mansion Owner Claims Airbnb X-Rated Scheme
Woman says she was duped into renting home for gay porn films

http://goo.gl/vJLpd0

Shit all over the place - beds, carpets, walls, baths, hot tubs...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (iQIUe)

73 Oh, and for those of you goofs who were speculating
on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the
ladies he spent time with...



"Tiger blood"

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM


I thought it was Brown Eye of the Tiger.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (pLwjI)

74 63
In a few weeks willl Ace post from Steyn's album of Christmas music?

;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:33 PM (No/ki)


MWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca the backup singer at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (6BoPP)

75 6 Anyone out there in the Gulf Coast area need a mechanical drafter?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain


Out here in San Francisco we could use some mechanical drifters -- the human drifters just pee everywhere and stink up the joint.

I envision that robot drifters would be cleaner, but then we got the whole robot apocalypse thing to deal with once they attain consciousness - - but hey, we can deal with that issue later.

Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (dM5Zx)

76 Cleaning up from the empty suit presidency is going to require going all Dirty Harry on somebody's ass.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (v+fx/)

77 Willow is being mean to me?

I've never seen willow be mean to anyone.

*hides under bed*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (1xUj/)

78 Flash Ohohhhhhh
he'll save every one of us

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:38 PM (qxNrP)

79 ...

why?

Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (0dcbp)

80 Time to update the tired old "Seasons Greetings" cards. I'm going with:

Wishing You and Yours The Very Best Global Travel Warning Wishes This Holiday Season

Posted by: USA at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (tfM+W)

81 This is what's known as Jumping the Shark.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

82 Here. Have this hashish. *shoves through USB for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:30 PM (IrByp)
-----------------------------------------------

Like bacon, hash is good for me.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 23, 2015 07:39 PM (v+fx/)

83 Ok that legends of tomorrow trailer.. Who is the British guy? Was on a movie or doctor who or something? Wait, is he Rory? That might be right.

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (vmMMi)

84 O, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to suck a dick

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (u5gzz)

85 Alternate post title:

"Someone Finally Does Right By 'Tweetie-Bird's Theme Song'"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (+dh7Q)

86 ty alex, lights pipw.

hides pipe from banderdash
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:36 PM (xpPRn)



You are a wise woman, willow.


Ohhh those are nice, chemjeff.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (IrByp)

87 Willow is being mean to me?



I've never seen willow be mean to anyone.



*hides under bed*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM


Hi.

Posted by: Creepy clown doll that's totally not right behind you at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (pLwjI)

88 I saw Ming the Merciless early in the trailer, and a Hawkman and Hawkchick, no Flash, and have no idea who this Arrow is.

You don't know Green Arrow?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 07:40 PM (kpqmD)

89 So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?


Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)






From everything the hag has said, I can see one yuuuge difference between what she'll do and Imam Barry is doing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (45oDG)

90
Ace says "it's kinda good." It was funny as all get out!

Ace likes Key and Peele. Enough said.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (Sw83N)

91 That was beautiful.

Posted by: William Shatner singing 'Rocket Man' (1978) at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (0dcbp)

92 Actually, if you're busy spending a lot of time writing essays on the decline of the West, the rise of Islamic fundamentalism and the absolute debacle of an Obama presidency, you probably need these sort of light, fun diversions to help keep you sane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (No/ki)

93 Ohohhhhhh that smell
can'tcha smell that smell
the smell that gets around youuuuu

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (qxNrP)

94 Pick me I'm clean.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (BO/km)

95 MWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Holy fuck Chewbacca said it all for me.

That was beyond silly. We can't fight them with that.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (rjtGa)

96
Has anyone checked the barrel with a black light to see if there are "bodily fluids"?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

97 Wait, is he Rory? That might be right.


Rory was also on Broadchurch with the good Doctor (Tennant).


No. 2 Son and I are convinced that there are only about ten actors in Britain so they're all in everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (1xUj/)

98 17 Is it vinyl only or is it album in the figurative sense?
Posted by: fluffy


True fact:

The word "record album" came from the era of 78s when a band would release a series of singles on 78 rpm shellac 10" disks, and the record labels would then sell people book-like holders -- albums, they were called, just like photo albums -- to hold up to ten or twelve shellac disks at once, as the sort of "collected works" of that band.

When they introduced vinyl 33 rpm 12" "long play" records in 1948, they estimated they were big enough data-wise to hold an entire "album"'s worth of music, so people began referring to long-play 33 rpm records as "albums."

Now you know.

Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (dM5Zx)

99 Willow is being mean to me?
I've never seen willow be mean to anyone.
*hides under bed*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:37 PM (1xUj/)



This is willow. This is willow on hash.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (0NdlF)

100 When he strode out in the trench coat, I thought for certain we were going to get Rick Rolled...

Posted by: runningrn at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (sUP4M)

101 You can direct illicit substance questions to me . ...... I have a friend with a great deal of experience .
Is hashish a drug ? No , it;s a type of weasel found in the taiga region of russia .
Next question .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (mP1RE)

102
StinkyPinky ~~ Ace of Spades

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (iQIUe)

103 Hmmm. Rethinking Steyn as one of the prominent thinkers in the conservative movement....

Posted by: Weirddave at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (N8hFs)

104 That was beautiful.


Posted by: William Shatner singing 'Rocket Man' (197 at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM


Can't compare with my rendition of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at November 23, 2015 07:43 PM (pLwjI)

105 I actually have a few of Steyns albums...

I don't know if I'd say he's good but...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)

106 Has anyone checked the barrel with a black light to see if there are "bodily fluids"?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)
I, uhhh, heard it looks like casu marzu in there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (T78UI)

107 96
Has anyone checked the barrel with a black light to see if there are "bodily fluids"?
---------------------------------------------------

Did Ace rent out the barrel for porn films?

Posted by: Watch out there, bucko! at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (v+fx/)

108 you probably need these sort of light, fun diversions to help keep you sane.

Ace, when will you're music video come out? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (No/ki)

109 What the hell is that?

The into reminds me of some bad 80's song....

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (mcm0N)

110 This is what's known as Jumping the Shark.

That was jumping a shark while riding a shark bareback wearing sharkskin assless chaps.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (rjtGa)

111 Since Less Than Zero was a theme..

*puts on Bangles Hazy Shade of Winter*

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (qxNrP)

112 Hmmm. Rethinking Steyn as one of the prominent thinkers in the conservative movement....
Posted by: Weirddave


Don't waver WD nobody's good at everything.

Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:45 PM (BO/km)

113 Hey, Alex, how goes the Podcasting bidness?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (kCfMX)

114 I love Steyn but WTF was that?!?

Posted by: ATLDiver at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (4N7Kq)

115 OK, that was weird.

This isn't his first foray into music. He recorded the song "It's a Marshmallow World" a few years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6C9wL35Ck

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

116 Don't shine a black light in the barrel it could wake...things...up.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (2Ocf1)

117 If we are going to drag Shatner into this, I give you "No Tears for Caesar."

http://tinyurl.com/orask2r

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (tEDMc)

118 Ace, when will you're music video come out? ;^)

You mean this isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8

Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (BO/km)

119 Steyn once again proves that he is a man of great courage
or,
is blessed with an inordinate helping Do. Not. Give. A. Phuc.

often hard to distinguish between the two.

Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:47 PM (9sZY3)

120 you're

Sorry; "Your" music video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (No/ki)

121 This is kind of like seeing your parents having sex.

I wish I hadn't seen either and I won't be able to forget either.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (/tuJf)

122 Winning. back.


the.

.
.
.


culture.

Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (0dcbp)

123 Hey, Alex, how goes the Podcasting bidness?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at November 23, 2015 07:46 PM (kCfMX)



Well, it would be going fine if someone KOFF BC KOFF didn't have this whole life and family and responsibilities and things.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (IrByp)

124 Dennis Prager pointed out again today we are not fighting against Barak, Hillary, Sanders or whoever, we should be fighting leftism. Who is running it on their side doesn't matter they are all going to do more or less the same thing.

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (KSdzX)

125 >>convinced that there are only about ten actors in Britain so they're all in everything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (1xUj/)

That sounds about right. You watch one or two shows and suddenly you recognize everyone British...

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)

126 I think I'm seeing a pattern. Fucked up, unstable celebrities are either homos or have closet homo tendencies. Sheen, Lohan and Miley.

Who will be next? Sean Penn? Robert Downey Jr (although he's supposedly cleaned up)?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (ZdSzs)

127 Did he put this out originally on Tweetie-er?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM (NeFrd)

128 No Michael Mann at the end?

I'm disappointed.

I guess he didn't want to insult cats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (gyKtp)

129 Well, it would be going fine if someone KOFF BC KOFF didn't have this whole life and family and responsibilities and things.

Ahem.

I believe the Styleguide reference is "that whore BC".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (1xUj/)

130 This is kind of like seeing your parents having sex.

I wish I hadn't seen either and I won't be able to forget either.


Let's just pretend it never happened and go back to 30 minutes ago.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rjtGa)

131 Canadians, this is your brain--on ice.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (mcm0N)

132 6 Anyone out there in the Gulf Coast area need a mechanical drafter?

Austal

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (xInes)

133 Ahem.

I believe the Styleguide reference is "that whore BC".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:49 PM (1xUj/)



Point. Taken.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (IrByp)

134

All day on the news blurbs they kept repeating the news about the update for the Indiana pregnant woman who was raped and shot in the head.

It was enough to make this man a little more crazy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (Sw83N)

135 That sounds about right. You watch one or two shows and suddenly you recognize everyone British...

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM


Talking of British shows, since my sorry ass missed the food thread yesterday, I give you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSOYYlJl_I

I'm still laughing at these, but I'm a Moron, so....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 07:50 PM (pLwjI)

136 119 Steyn once again proves that he is a man of great courage
or,
is blessed with an inordinate helping Do. Not. Give. A. Phuc.


I just want to use my real name without people giving me shit about it, OK?


Posted by: Phuc Dat Bich at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (kpqmD)

137 Next cut on that soundtrack

*I'm Goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali
I'm Goin back to Cali...

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (qxNrP)

138 Depressingly, the Cleveland Browns best player is 30 years old. There is no justice!

Posted by: #OrangeLivesMatter at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (v+fx/)

139 kind of good?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)

140 @111 I love me some Susanna Hoffs.

She produced the Austin Powers movies.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (2Ocf1)

141 Would have been fitting if he had had Sylvester Stallone do that final bass stanza.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (NeFrd)

142 Oog.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (EzgxV)

143 State puts out a "worldwide travel alert" for U.S. citizens, but continues to simultaneously insist that domestic U.S. travel and gatherings are perfectly safe. Because there's no possible chance that any jihadis could have snuck in here.

Keep spending! Keep going to the mall! Keep buying airline tickets! All is well!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (noWW6)

144 Is the intro some plunkier version of The Police's --I'll Be Watching You?

Gawd.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (mcm0N)

145 >>Depressingly, the Cleveland Browns best player is 30 years old.

I would have thought the depressing thing would be Cleveland.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

146 This is kind of like seeing your parents having sex.


Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2015 07:48 PM


Whatever they were doing it looked like dad was winning.

Posted by: Luke Dunphy at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (HBPK8)

147 137 Next cut on that soundtrack

*I'm Goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali
I'm Goin back to Cali...

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:51 PM (qxNrP)
I dont think so....

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (/33sy)

148 All this needed was some Wookies. And Life Day.

And Bea Arthur.

Posted by: Mortimer at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (0dcbp)

149
Someday I will be organizing a secret organization, with a cool acronym and everything. And I will be recruiting like-minded people. Maybe people from here.

And we will walk the Earth meting out justice..

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (Sw83N)

150 Blaster

Get out!!

I had no idea she produced those movies
kewl beans

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (qxNrP)

151 98
The word "record album" came from the era of 78s when a band would release a series of singles on 78 rpm shellac 10" disks, and the record labels would then sell people book-like holders -- albums, they were called, just like photo albums -- to hold up to ten or twelve shellac disks at once, as the sort of "collected works" of that band.

When they introduced vinyl 33 rpm 12" "long play" records in 1948, they estimated they were big enough data-wise to hold an entire "album"'s worth of music, so people began referring to long-play 33 rpm records as "albums."

Now you know.
Posted by: zombie at November 23, 2015 07:42 PM (dM5Zx)



Exactly. That's how classical symphonies were released, since each 78 could only play about 5-7 minutes per side. Somewhere around here I have a copy of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on 78s. I can't find it right now, but I want to say there were 6-8 records in it.

In recent years, Bob Dylan has released some box sets where the CDs are contained in hardcover books that are reminiscent of the old "albums".

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

152 @125 Michael Caine has been in every movie ever made.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (2Ocf1)

153 Mmmmm....Susanna Hoffs is still all that.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (rjtGa)

154 I liked his renditionof Goldfinger.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (ZdSzs)

155 "All day on the news blurbs they kept repeating the news about the update
for the Indiana pregnant woman who was raped and shot in the head."

How many of those updates referenced the ethnicity of her murderer?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (noWW6)

156 >>Talking of British shows, since my sorry ass missed the food thread yesterday, I give you this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSOYYlJl_I

Ok so this is a good example actually.

I watched some show where they were living like WWII Brits and eating the food (hell maybe it was this show!) and that short haired lady was in it. Then I watched the great British bake off and she's in that too! So I doubt I will enjoy this because the way she talks irritates me now..

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (vmMMi)

157 I can't make it passed thirty seconds.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM (mcm0N)

158 I bought a YUUUGE stack of those 78 album books at a Knights of Columbus rummage sale 15 years ago

Love. Them

Posted by: ginaswo at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (qxNrP)

159 Whatever they were doing it looked like dad was winning.

Dad always wins. That's just how it is.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (rjtGa)

160 Being There starting on TCM right now.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (8HTq1)

161
How many of those updates referenced the ethnicity of her murderer?

The same number as those that mentioned the victim's skin color: 0.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (Sw83N)

162 152 @125 Michael Caine has been in every movie ever made.
Ahhh....the hackman-caine thesis.....

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (/33sy)

163 Someone should sue.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (mcm0N)

164 mee-Sah LIKEY Meestah Stein pretty pretty music !

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0dcbp)

165 154
I liked his renditionof Goldfinger.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM (ZdSzs)
seriously?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0O7c5)

166
Patriots will commence the beating on the Bill soon...

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (Sw83N)

167 Banderdash, you want Me to corrupt you?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)

168 "Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da'esh), al-Qa'ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions," a statement from the department read. "These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons and targeting both official and private interests."

Mmm, mmm, mmm, Obama.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (9YDUz)

169 >>> Michael Caine has been in every movie ever made.

** sigh **

Kids. Waddaya gonna do?

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (AfsKp)

170 MMMMWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca auditioning to be on alexthechick's podcast at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (6BoPP)

171 Weird fact of the day: Hillary is a huge Jessica Simpson fan.

Seriously, that's from 538 so Politifact would rate it "True!" on that basis alone.

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (v+fx/)

172 I thought I "sawr" a pussycat?

I guess he's picking up the New Hampshire accent.

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (9mTYi)

173 164 mee-Sah LIKEY Meestah Stein pretty pretty music !
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (0dcbp)

********

ha!

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (mcm0N)

174 Mmmmm....Susanna Hoffs is still all that.
Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:54 PM

*checks*
Damn. She looks good.

Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (LNTlg)

175 I would have thought the depressing thing would be Cleveland.

Cheering when your QB is hurt pissed off the football gods for a thousand years.

Browns fans have no one to blame but themselves.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (rjtGa)

176 Banderdash, you want Me to corrupt you?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)


willow is hitting on me! willow is hitting on me!

*does happy dance*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (1xUj/)

177 MMMMWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted by: Chewbacca auditioning to be on alexthechick's podcast at November 23, 2015 07:58 PM (6BoPP)



I do believe that I will let the Wookie win.

Posted by: alexthechick - Love and despair bitches at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (IrByp)

178 Carly Simon, according to the Daily Mail, just claimed that Sean Connery proposed a threesome with her and her sister, while they were onboard a ship. He called it a Simon Sisters Sandwich. She declined, but said sis banged him anyway later, and she got so mad she broke up their act.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)

179 >>>State puts out a "worldwide travel alert" for U.S.
citizens, but continues to simultaneously insist that domestic U.S.
travel and gatherings are perfectly safe. Because there's no possible
chance that any jihadis could have snuck in here.

Keep spending! Keep going to the mall! Keep buying airline tickets! All is well!



Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2015 07:52 PM (noWW6)<<<

Just bring a tourniquet with you, and you'll be fine.

Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (REdlt)

180 weft cut , i guess citizens being fodder for political purposes of the left is ok now.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (xpPRn)

181 Steyn's the best. His two "America Alone" books are seminal works; some of the most consequential books of the last 25 years.

He's got the Sinatra phrasing down for those tough to hit notes.

Just fantastic.

Posted by: aquaviva2 at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (M0TPG)

182 >>>Posted by: #OrangeLivesMatter

I love you too.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (ZdSzs)

183 Nice Shatner!

I can feel it.......

Any Nimoy or Takei to set the mood this evening?....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (ej1L0)

184 I hate you guys--that me load Goldfinger.

Holy crap.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:00 PM (mcm0N)

185 I thought I "sawr" a pussycat?

I guess he's picking up the New Hampshire accent.



Yeah. My family is New Hampshirean. One of my Auhnts refers to another as "Aren't Alice".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (1xUj/)

186 alex, did He already Hit on the Hash?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (xpPRn)

187
I watched some show where they were living like
WWII Brits and eating the food (hell maybe it was this show!) and that
short haired lady was in it. Then I watched the great British bake off
and she's in that too! So I doubt I will enjoy this because the way she
talks irritates me now..



Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 07:55 PM


It probably was! I think she was in the great British bake off. The WWII one was ok. The Restoration, Regency and Victorian ones were great. "It's the color of sadness, this jelly...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:01 PM (pLwjI)

188 176 Banderdash, you want Me to corrupt you?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)

willow is hitting on me! willow is hitting on me!

*does happy dance*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (1xUj/)

She's just after your credit card. Trust me, I know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (kpqmD)

189 178 Carly Simon, according to the Daily Mail, just claimed that Sean Connery proposed a threesome with her and her sister, while they were onboard a ship. He called it a Simon Sisters Sandwich. She declined, but said sis banged him anyway later, and she got so mad she broke up their act.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)
***
God damn, but that's a a man.....

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (/33sy)

190 Carly Simon, according to the Daily Mail, just claimed that Sean Connery
proposed a threesome with her and her sister, while they were onboard a
ship. He called it a Simon Sisters Sandwich. She declined, but said sis
banged him anyway later, and she got so mad she broke up their act.


The penis mightier!

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

191 167 Banderdash, you want Me to corrupt you?

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 07:57 PM (xpPRn)
---------------------------------------------------

I think I just felt a thrill up my leg.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (v+fx/)

192 Susanna... http://tinyurl.com/qye5mh4

Posted by: Sheen of Charlie at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (eUK5G)

193 I would humbly suggest that Mr. Steyn retain his job as a conservative commentator and writer.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM (J9FkY)

194 Bad ol' Puttytat!

Posted by: Corona at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (ragzU)

195 The into reminds me of some bad 80's song...

Sting's Every Step You Take

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (9mTYi)

196 Some days you're the cock, some days you're my mouth.

Posted by: Charlie Estevez at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (ZdSzs)

197 That's fucking awful

Posted by: Matt at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (OPhEi)

198
SuperSizers is great. Sue Perkins and Giles Coren.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (iQIUe)

199 Charlie Theen hath Lazarus mouf.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 23, 2015 08:04 PM (ZdSzs)

200 Is NE winning yet already?

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:04 PM (rjtGa)

201 181 Steyn's the best. His two "America Alone" books are seminal works.
-------------------------------------------------

Books. Ordered.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (v+fx/)

202 195 The into reminds me of some bad 80's song...

Sting's Every Step You Take
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM (9mTYi)

******

Oh yeah that's it.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (mcm0N)

203 Carly Simon, according to the Daily Mail, just claimed that Sean Connery proposed a threesome with her and her sister

And your mother, too, Trebeck!

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (9mTYi)

204 Susanna... http://tinyurl.com/qye5mh4
Posted by: Sheen of Charlie


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (1xUj/)

205 >>>Michael Caine has been in every movie ever made.

Ahhh....the hackman-caine thesis.....

Posted by: Mahty Heideggah at November 23, 2015 07:56 PM (/33sy)<<<

And Samuel L. Jackson. (who was also with Michael Caine in Kingsman)

Posted by: the Samuel L. corollary at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (REdlt)

206 insomniac, i don't just steal anyones credit card number.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:05 PM (xpPRn)

207 SuperSizers is great. Sue Perkins and Giles Coren.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM


I'm still laughing at these.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (pLwjI)

208 That's fucking awful

He Sheened the pooch.


As they say.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (rjtGa)

209 Sting's Every Step You Take

Sting's?

Posted by: Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland in unison at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (me1tS)

210
Morgan Freeman is catching up to Michael Caine, fast.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (Sw83N)

211 And it was for steak! sniff

and maybe , something else.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (xpPRn)

212 Apropos of nothing, this morning I was at the auto dealer getting my car inspected. They had RT on the TV in the waiting room. That was kind of interesting.

At this point I think I'd rather watch that than CNN or Fox.

In fact, they had a commercial comparing their news coverage to those other channels, claiming to be more serious. They showed clips of various hosts like Anderson Cooper laughing and joking with their political guests.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

213 Charlie Sheen proposes to suck Sean's cock.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (dvuhZ)

214 Mark Steyn. Fantastic writer. Love him. Always says nice things about me. You know, a terrific writer. But c'mon. This? This is not classy. Not good. Even for a Canadian.

Posted by: teh Donald at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (REdlt)

215 207 SuperSizers is great. Sue Perkins and Giles Coren.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:03 PM

I'm still laughing at these.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:06 PM (pLwjI)

=======
It's what I was thinking of when I mentioned the other day this weird fad of sewing half of one animal to another.

I liked the tudor, mid ages, roman ones -- and the 40s where US soldiers visit them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM (iQIUe)

216 Can't blame Connery fer tryin but dude....sisters???


That shit only works in Penthouse Forum circa 1983.

Sisters are not really that into each other.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM (rjtGa)

217 ok, my attempts at cheering anyone up ins't so fruitiful.
so i demand You cheer me up.



please.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:10 PM (xpPRn)

218 Mark Steyn. Fantastic writer. Love him. Always says nice things about me. You know, a terrific writer. But c'mon. This? This is not classy. Not good. Even for a Canadian.
Posted by: teh Donald at November 23, 2015 08:08 PM (REdlt)


From the nation that brought us Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:10 PM (0NdlF)

219 From the nation that brought us Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.


....three times is enemy action.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (rjtGa)

220 fine, schleps back into the kitchen to wash up.

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)

221 I believe polling about as much as I believe the government these days, which is to say not at all.

Propaganda. Dezinformatsiya.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (erRNA)

222 It's what I was thinking of when I mentioned the other day this weird fad of sewing half of one animal to another.



I liked the tudor, mid ages, roman ones -- and the 40s where US soldiers visit them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:09 PM


The seventies episode was vaguely disturbing. Sue was channeling her inner Eddie Monsoon. I kept waiting for Patsy to walk in the door.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (pLwjI)

223 I just listened to Goldfinger. Sheesh. Did anybody buy that album besides his grandmother?

Posted by: freaked at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (BO/km)

224 please.
Posted by: willow



alexthechick, out of the thread but on the phone (yes, I'm totally bragging), says

"not everyone has the power to manipulate the space-time continuum of the HQ and make new threads appear at will".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 08:13 PM (1xUj/)

225 211 And it was for steak! sniff

and maybe , something else.
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:07 PM (xpPRn)

Yeah. I know. I saw the statement.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (kpqmD)

226 fine, schleps back into the kitchen to wash up.
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)


Make us sammiches while you're in there, wouldya?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0NdlF)

227 Watching Trump live in Ohio.

Wow he would do really good in a talk like Trump contest.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (2Ocf1)

228 MMMMWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca trying to cheer up willow at November 23, 2015 08:15 PM (6BoPP)

229 226 fine, schleps back into the kitchen to wash up.
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (xpPRn)

Make us sammiches while you're in there, wouldya?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0NdlF)

Don't forget to bring us back some cold ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 23, 2015 08:16 PM (kpqmD)

230 If Trump wins we are going to be tired of winning so much.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:16 PM (2Ocf1)

231 Well it was all ... that I could do ... to keep organizin'
Sometimes it seems to useless you remain.
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.

Well you don't have to call me clean and articulate
And you don't have to call me Historic First
And you don't have to call me ... Potus ... anymore ...
Even compared to Carter I'm the worst !!!

But I'll hang around as long as Repubs let's me ...
And I've never read a bad article with my name ...
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.

(spoken)

Well a friend of mine named Valerie Jarrett wrote that song
and she told me it was the perfect Revolutionary song
I texted her back saying it wasn't the perfect Revolutionary song
Because she hadn't said anything about pot, back room deals, or screwin' the man.
Well she sat down and wrote another verse to this song and she sent it to me
And I realized that my handler had written the perfect Revolutionary song
I felt obliged to include it on this taxpayer paid album, and it goes like this;

I was high, the day Michelle, met that Iranian ...
So I went, for a free lunch, in the rain ...
But before I could mellow out from my kick ass buzz ...
I got elected Preezy of the USA ...

So I'll hang around as long as Repubs let's me ...
And I've never read a bad article with my name ...
You don't have to call me Preezy ... Whitey ...
Bringing down the country is my game.

Posted by: Zombie Barry Allen Coe at November 23, 2015 08:17 PM (qmMG2)

232 MMMMWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca WINNING!!!! at November 23, 2015 08:17 PM (6BoPP)

233 That bit with the Simon Sisters Sandwich proposal was in '65 on a voyage from London to NY. They sent him a note, saying what big fans they were. He invited them to his stateroom. He made his proposal.

I gather Carly may have thought about it for a while. But he banged sis solo a little later.

What is this, some rule with sisters? One can't bang someone the other turned down?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (dvuhZ)

234 @231. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

Do not ruin the best country song ever written that way.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (2Ocf1)

235 Susanna...
http://tinyurl.com/qye5mh4
Posted by: Sheen of Charlie at November 23, 2015 08:02 PM


Nothing against a sexy pinup shot from back in the day but the googles I saw were stage shots from 2014 and damned if she doesn't look sexier.

Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (LNTlg)

236 I just noticed on the Goldfinger video, he apparently also covered "Cat Scratch Fever". I don't think I'll seek it out, but if someone were to link it I'd probably give it a listen.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

237 He called it a Simon Sisters Sandwich.

Err, ahh...heh.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (Dwehj)

238 Yeah, No. I don't get the pussy cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (9mTYi)

239 70:70 we've been so feckless in electing our leaders that there's going to be hell to pay. A "Rough God Goes Riding" is a song that about covers it.


Shana Morrison? Is that Van's kid??

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (ptuLX)

240 Michael Caine is notable for having Brian Dennehy stand in for him in at least half his scenes. The acting genius of Dennehy and the magic of Hollywood makeup make this feat possible.

No lie

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 23, 2015 08:20 PM (A1Dcl)

241 wife has dwts on. not much different than steyn. i think i'll start drinking heavily.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

242 ....three times is enemy action.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:12 PM (rjtGa)


I believe disproportionate response is in order.

Nuke Canada's capitol, salt the earth, and repatriate Dion, Bieber, and Steyn.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (0NdlF)

243 Posted by: Zombie Barry Allen Coe at November 23, 2015 08:17 PM (qmMG2)

That was *sniff* beautiful, Man!

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:21 PM (AfsKp)

244 MMMMMWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca is already drinking heavily at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (6BoPP)

245 239: nope. Jim's.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (ucDmr)

246 Trumps plan on ISIS:

We will beat the crap out of them.

Which sounds a lot better than degrade their capabilities.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:23 PM (2Ocf1)

247 Nuke Canada's capitol, salt the earth, and repatriate Dion, Bieber, and Steyn.


Don't forget Seth Rogen. That chortling idiot is a UN violation all by himself.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 23, 2015 08:23 PM (ppaKI)

248 Best line in a Michael Caine film?
Get Carter- why don't you sit on my face?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (msVAP)

249 235
Nothing against a sexy pinup shot from back in the day but the googles I saw were stage shots from 2014 and damned if she doesn't look sexier.
Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:18 PM (LNTlg)


There was a photo essay going around a while back of "Rock Stars Then and Now". Most of them looked pretty gruesome, but I thought the "now" photo of Joan Jett looked better than she did back in the 80s.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

250 In a bar fight, I could prolly still take those ISIS guys. Drunk!!

Posted by: Joey Biden, up to no good again at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (v+fx/)

251 Moment of silence at Foxboro for the 18 year old MA boy man recently killed in Israel by the Amish(pretty sure it was the Amish).

The best thing Scott Brown ever made (Ayla) singing the National Anthem.

Now, let the ass whooping commence.



Posted by: Darth Hoodie at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM (REdlt)

252 #247

John Garand was from Canada

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (A1Dcl)

253 Trumps plan on ISIS:

We will beat the crap out of them.


But who will provide the healthcare?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (FkBIv)

254 Yeah. My family is New Hampshirean. One of my Auhnts refers to another as "Aren't Alice".
Posted by: Bandersnatch
--------------

Norm the doofus who used to do the New Yankee workshop, always called drawings, 'drawerings'. That wasn't the worst part of the show, but it got on my nerves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (9mTYi)

255
Shana Morrison? Is that Van's kid??

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:19 PM (ptuLX)
--------------------------------------------------

Yup.

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 08:25 PM (v+fx/)

256 247: Seth Rogen. Reminds me of a huge bleeding roid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 08:26 PM (ucDmr)

257 If Trump wins we are going to be tired of winning so much.

Oh god no.... it wouldn't be winning by any stretch...

It would just be holding back the tide of horrific Hillary type horror for at least 4 years.

Winning? no

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:27 PM (rjtGa)

258 @253 Trumps plan on Healthcare.

Get rid of Obamacare and we will win with healthcare.

You wil have the best healthcare. Wonderful. You won't believe how God it's going to be.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:27 PM (2Ocf1)

259 And Carly also says the first time she banged Warren Beatty, she told her psychiatrist about it the next morning at her appointment (these people are seriously fucked up), and the dude told her she wasn't the first woman who'd been in his office that morning who had slept with Warren Beatty..and last night.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (dvuhZ)

260 I'd like to have God healthcare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (FkBIv)

261 Good not God.

Way to go autocorrect.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 08:28 PM (2Ocf1)

262 There was a photo essay going around a while back of
"Rock Stars Then and Now". Most of them looked pretty gruesome, but I
thought the "now" photo of Joan Jett looked better than she did back in
the 80s.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:24 PM

That was my reaction to the shot of her on an HQ thread a week or so ago. She looked fantastic. In those pics they both look...happy and healthy. Bit of a dearth of that among the more mature female celebrity set these days.

Posted by: jow at November 23, 2015 08:29 PM (LNTlg)

263
I think Steyn should do a duet with Eartha Kitt on her hit from '85 "I Don't Want To Be Alone."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 23, 2015 08:29 PM (uRmWf)

264 Looks like they got the three perps who raped and murdered the minister's wife in Indianapolis. Oh yeah, she was pregnant, and her 9 year old son was there.

But, local story. No outrage, no looting, no burning.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfl8phc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:30 PM (9mTYi)

265 Good God.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:30 PM (rjtGa)

266 they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?

We're going to need a bigger container!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+c55T)

267 What a day.

No sleep last night because neighbor dog barking endlessly for hours.

Work is...well it's work.

Take dog to vet, there one hour. Meds, shots, bloodwork, $180 and done.

Manhattan on the couch.

Neighbor dog is barking again.


I'm starting to think my city Animal Control doesn't give a shit that this dog is neglected and barking day and night.


Fuck.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+eR2D)

268 Oh yeah, she was pregnant, and her 9 one year old son was there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (9mTYi)

269 260 I'd like to have God healthcare.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

You do indeed my boy. How do you think you made it this far?

Posted by: The Big Guy at November 23, 2015 08:32 PM (BO/km)

270 21 >>> 15 Oh, and for those of you goofs who were speculating on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the ladies he spent time with...

"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)


Word.

Posted by: Siegfried and Roy at November 23, 2015 08:32 PM (yxw0r)

271 "Make me a mahtini, you fat, fuckin' retahd!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRSWIQDsgmY

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:33 PM (AfsKp)

272 But, local story. No outrage, no looting, no burning.

There's some black-hating white rayciss angle in here somewhere.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:33 PM (0NdlF)

273 Oh, and for those of you goofs who were speculating on how Sheen ended up with the creeping crud, and thought it was all the ladies he spent time with...

"Tiger blood"
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)


Word.

Posted by: Siegfried and Roy
****

Crack is a hell of a drug...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 08:34 PM (hVdx9)

274 Shana Morrison isn't bad looking. She sings alright.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2015 08:35 PM (ptuLX)

275 How freaking silly is this? Pretty silly.

A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration. (link in nic, 'cause I'm in a hurry)

Posted by: MTF at November 23, 2015 08:35 PM (v+fx/)

276 You learn something new everyday here.

Like, Mark Steyn is dating Justin Beiber.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2015 08:37 PM (MQEz6)

277 Barking dogs are god's punishment for me for something I did in a past life.

I wish cat's could cill barking fucking dogs.

Then I would know there was a God.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:37 PM (rjtGa)

278 DangerGirl so sorry

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (6BoPP)

279 Tweety Bird I could handle, but Mark ain't no Miss Shirley Bassey.

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (AfsKp)

280 Um, okay.

Puddy Tat song: Mark is no Mel Blanc.

Goldfinger: Meh. Didn't listen through.

Still___-with-sound-track videos always seem like a waste of bandwidth. Why do we not have a YouSpeaker equivalent?

Anyway, nice for Mark that he can parlay his fame and popularity into selling these less-than-stellar works.

Stellllaaaaar!

My opinion, worth 2¢ less than you paid for it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (ACs58)

281 A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration.

"And because of this controversy, the school is now creating a group of teachers and students to come up with a curriculum about diversity and acceptance."


Some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)

282 DG, the barking dog. The neglected Great Dane? There are Great Dane rescues. Maybe you should call one. They are not independent dogs. They thrive around people but are ruined when left alone all the time.

Yeah, I'm making my vet rich bc of my puppy. She (vet) will get another $800 out me in a couple weeks for spaying and getting her stomach tacked.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 08:41 PM (2x3L+)

283 DangerGirl have you talked to your neighbor about their dog?

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (6BoPP)

284 "And because of this controversy, the school is now creating a group of teachers and students to come up with a curriculum about diversity and acceptance."

First we become South Park then we become Idiocracy.

30 years from now doctors will be saying "dude".

You know I'm right.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (rjtGa)

285 *mmmph* *mmmph* One shecond! *mmmph* *mmmph*!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen answering the phone. at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (ZdSzs)

286 Aaaaaahhhhhhh... Hoppes 9 - the smell of freedom.

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (e3bId)

287 281 A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration.

"And because of this controversy, the school is now creating a group of teachers and students to come up with a curriculum about diversity and acceptance."


Some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (0NdlF)


"Superintendent Dianne Kelly says the district believes in freedom of speech, but cannot support what she calls insensitive language."

She seems unclear on the concept.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

288 20 years from now judges will be saying "dude" and "yo."

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (rjtGa)

289 DangerGirl so sorry


Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:38 PM (6BoPP)



Thanks. Just annoyed. This city has ordinances. Not that I'm a huge fan of government control, but there are laws for a reason and neglected, underfed, dehydrated, barking dogs are a pretty good one in my book. Especially when they keep me up at night.


Mr. D says he'll continue to call the city every time this happens. And if the city ever seizes the dog, he'll go to the pound and adopt it. Because it sure is a sweet dog, it's just neglected.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (+eR2D)

290 30 years from now doctors will be saying "dude".

You know I'm right.
Posted by: eleven


Unfortunately, they will be speaking in an unknown tongue.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (FkBIv)

291 "Woman says she was duped into renting home for gay porn films. ... Shit all over the place - beds, carpets, walls, baths, hot tubs.."

Any swishticas?

Posted by: District of Castro at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (RROzu)

292 244 MMMMMWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Chewbacca is already drinking heavily at November 23, 2015 08:22 PM (6BoPP)


Ooooooooh WHAT A WOOKIE!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik channeling "Clerks" soundtrack at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (EHU9F)

293 DangerGirl have you talked to your neighbor about their dog?


Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:42 PM (6BoPP)



Neighbor "no hable anglais, gringo."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:46 PM (+eR2D)

294 How freaking silly is this? Pretty silly.



A high school girl is kicked off the cheer team for a tweet, on immigration. (link in nic, 'cause I'm in a hurry)

========================================

"because of student privacy, she couldn't comment on specifics"

But the girl and her parents can - "school staff kicked our girl out solely because she expressed an opinion that law should be complied with, if there is anything more they haven't told us either. Pretty neat trick, this 'student privacy'."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2015 08:47 PM (T78UI)

295 Unfortunately, they will be speaking in an unknown tongue.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:45 PM (FkBIv)

Oh, I think we'll know the tongue they'll speak, infidel!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:47 PM (ftVQq)

296 This is for alexthechicks brother..

http://altonbrown.com/cranberry-sauce-recipe/

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (vmMMi)

297 Low gas prices, low commodity prices generally ---> impending economic downturn.
Get ready to relearn all the lessons of 2008, this time amplified by ZIRP, much higher levels of debt, and widespread growth of financial stupidity.

Posted by: gp at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (mk9aG)

298 Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 08:41 PM (2x3L+)


Hey girl, yes it's (what we believe to be) the great dane. If the city refuses to help, our next step may be to call a rescue.

I went back to the fence about a week ago. The poor thing's eyes were all sunken in. I'm pretty sure he is dehydrated. I'd like to put down the owners.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (+eR2D)

299 Wait, not sure if the link mentions that Alton puts his cranberry sauce in a can so the little ridges will be there!

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (vmMMi)

300 DangerGirl sounds like it's time to fire up the leafblower at 6am and blow all of your lawn's leaves onto their yard

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (6BoPP)

301 Chewhacca is flirting with blowing the thread like Charlie Sheen looking for crack.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)

302 Heath Ledger had substance abuse problems like Charlie, and he played a famous gay role. Wonder if he was trying to tell us something.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (ZdSzs)

303 DangerGirl can you give the puppeh some water?

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (6BoPP)

304 20 years from now judges will be saying "dude" and "yo."

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 08:44 PM (rjtGa)


Yo, yo. Dude. Duuuuuuuude. Dude, yo.

*bangs gavel*

Posted by: 2035 Court Justice at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (0NdlF)

305 301 Chewhacca is flirting with blowing the thread like Charlie Sheen looking for crack.
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)

Well, no, I didn't get the impression that Charlie Sheen had to suck dick in order to score crack.

I think he was more of a choice he made.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (AkOaV)

306 I'm really looking forward to Steyn producing a recording of Mike Mann singing in DC Superior Court. If I live long enough.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (msVAP)

307 303
DangerGirl can you give the puppeh some water?


Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:50 PM (6BoPP)



Yep. Done it best I can through a corner chain link fence with thorn bushes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (+eR2D)

308 He aint no Shirley Bassie.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (uSqx+)

309 I can never un-see that.

Posted by: sTevo at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (tCr8X)

310
So Americans don't like what President Obama is doing, but they trust Hillary on dealing with terrorists?

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2015 07:25 PM (2Ocf1)








Apparently, that poll was taken in Brattleboro, VT.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (o98Jz)

311 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (+eR2D)

I don't think I'd wait on calling rescue!

But I know that gets, how do you say...complicated?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)

312 Speaking if weird Muzak, just heard them playing Danzigs Mother at Gilette stadium during the pats/bills game seems like an odd choice for a football game.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (nithJ)

313 Low gas prices, low commodity prices generally ---> impending economic downturn.

Filled up for 1.629 per gallon. The apocalypse is nigh.
At least I'll be able to drive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (FkBIv)

314 oh the poor thing
yeah it might be time to call animal control

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (6BoPP)

315 305 301 Chewhacca is flirting with blowing the thread like Charlie Sheen looking for crack.
Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:49 PM (mcm0N)

Well, no, I didn't get the impression that Charlie Sheen had to suck dick in order to score crack.

I think he was more of a choice he made.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 08:51 PM (AkOaV)

*********

Wait, I thought....nevermind.

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (mcm0N)

316 DG, I might just rescue that doggeh myself so you and Mr. D can get a good nights sleep. There isn't a good success rate with Great Danes that suffer from that kind of neglect but I have an excellent dog trainer on retainer. They tend to be overly fearful or too aggressive if left alone all the time. A lot get put down. So sad.

I'm teaching my Great Dane the Bang, You're Not Dead trick. She's such a doll. I love my puppy.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 08:54 PM (2x3L+)

317 #280 - that was "still-i.m.a.g.e" of course. Sheesh, Pixy!

Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at November 23, 2015 08:54 PM (ACs58)

318 Damn, I missed all of Ace's earlier threads and only catch Sheen and Steyn....

Posted by: DRG at November 23, 2015 08:55 PM (mcm0N)

319 Thinking of Steyn roasting that piece of shit Mann reminds me of what a piece of shit is National Review, Lowry, and The Heritage Foundation. May Allah see that they receive a just reward for their sniveling lack of courage when faced with the Steyn and Richwine incidents.
Can't spell RINO without NR.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (msVAP)

320 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (FkBIv)



time to keep all the vehicles gassed and the jerry cans full as well

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)

321 Clock boy wants 15 mil and a letter of apology LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (iQIUe)

322 time to keep all the vehicles gassed and the jerry cans full as well


Posted by: Hrothgar
****

Jerry cans or Jury cans?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (hVdx9)

323 321
Clock boy wants 15 mil and a letter of apology LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 08:57 PM (iQIUe)


He'll get an ugly cousin to marry, mockery and a leadership position at CAIR.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)

324 Miss me yet?

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (u5gzz)

325 Strangest thing I ever sawr.

Posted by: miauxmix at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (x01Vz)

326 Former DIA director Flynn on Megyn Kelly. Her show, I mean.

Posted by: wisenheimer at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (qnhj2)

327 oh the poor thing
yeah it might be time to call animal control


Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 08:53 PM (6BoPP)



Today was the third time we called. I don't know what else to do.


I've contacted a local rescue and asked them what steps I can take in this situation, especially after contacting the city three times with no satisfactory conclusion. Shall see what they say.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 09:00 PM (+eR2D)

328 Damn, I missed all of Ace's earlier threads and only catch Sheen and Steyn....

The bad news is Charlie Sheen is a role model for the millenial fadeout generation.

The less bad news is Steyn's video won't hairlip everyone on Bear Creek.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:01 PM (rjtGa)

329 Actually, if you're busy spending a lot of time writing essays on the decline of the West, the rise of Islamic fundamentalism and the absolute debacle of an Obama presidency, you probably need these sort of light, fun diversions to help keep you sane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2015 07:41 PM (No/ki)

That's my take, too. I also recall reading a piece Steyn once wrote on Shirley Bassey and the 'Goldfinger' song--I think it may have been an article on Bond theme songs in general, but more or less zeroed in on 'Goldfinger' as the best of the bunch.

Posted by: troyriser at November 23, 2015 09:01 PM (Au69S)

330 About 15 years ago I lived in a second floor apartment. The woman who lived on the first floor got a Jack Russell terrier. But she was away from home for long periods of time and either left him tied up in the yard, or kept him in a crate in her apartment, probably after the neighbors complained about his incessant barking.

When he was indoors, I got treated to hearing him howling, crying, and screeching nonstop. The poor thing sounded like he was being tortured. It was heart-rending.

When he was outside, I'd go over and greet him when I got home from work. He was perfectly friendly and affectionate. But when I stood up to go inside, he'd start barking again. He just couldn't stand being alone.

Eventually I took my neighbor aside and told her that the dog was miserable and needed more companionship than she could provide. After a while she told me she gave him to a friend. I hope she was telling me the truth and she didn't just have him put down. Her track record with pets was not encouraging, to say the least.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

331 >>>, just heard them playing Danzigs Mother<<<<

Ever notice how much Glenn Danzig sounds like Cher?

"MOTHER!
If I could turn back time...."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (tEDMc)

332 >>> The apocalypse is nigh. At least I'll be able to drive.

Not very far, Mate.

Posted by: Ironbar at November 23, 2015 09:02 PM (AfsKp)

333 MMMMMWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Posted by: Chewbacca
---
Chewbacca getting a sex change without anaesthesia.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (ZdSzs)

334 320 time to keep all the vehicles gassed and the jerry cans full as well

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)


Don't forget about the fuel barrels inside of the schoolbus.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (EHU9F)

335 This is for alexthechicks brother..

http://altonbrown.com/cranberry-sauce-recipe/
Posted by: Lea



She is delighted by the fact that there are molds with the lines in them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)

336 I'm starting to think my city Animal Control doesn't give a shit that this dog is neglected and barking day and night.


Fuck.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 08:31 PM (+eR2D)


One of my mother's friends had a problem with a neglected barking dog. Someone ended up stealing the dog late at night and it mysteriously ended up at a farm living happily ever after.



But this was in Canada where the fear of being shot were...less...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD)

337 >>>> I also recall reading a piece Steyn once wrote on Shirley Bassey and
the 'Goldfinger' song--I think it may have been an article on Bond theme
songs in general, but more or less zeroed in on 'Goldfinger' as the
best of the bunch<<<

He's wrong about that BTW. The single best Bond song is Diamonds are Forever.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (tEDMc)

338 Can't spell RINO without NR.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 23, 2015 08:56 PM (msVAP)
-------------------

Couldn't agree with this more - NR seems to have a hard-on for hating on Trump every chance they get. It's ok to dislike the guy, but just STFU about it.

My guess is they are upset that their favorite candidate isn't doing well. But, I don't know who that candidate might be - guessing either Kasich or Rubio. GOPe = NR.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (yioUz)

339 Tell me something. This ISIS oil smuggling, $1M/day or whatever the hell they say it is. How the hell does that work. Crude oil isn't something like dope, where you smuggle it and sell it and use all under the table. It has to be refined. Someone is buying it and "laundering" it into the legitimate oil supply.

Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)

340
"Superintendent Dianne Kelly says the district believes in freedom of speech, but cannot support what she calls insensitive language."








You know, my brother once told me that nothing someone says before the word "but" really counts.

Posted by: Zombie Benjen Stark at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (o98Jz)

341 I could belt out an earsplitting "Octopussy."

Posted by: Ethel Merman at November 23, 2015 09:06 PM (u5gzz)

342 people who mistreat dogs are subhuman. fuck em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)

343 Anyway, I'm going to try and go get a good six hours of sleep. Have a good night, y'all.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (+eR2D)

344 For Your Eyes Only

Posted by: goatexchange at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (nB5r5)

345 She is delighted by the fact that there are molds with the lines in them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)

What are you, her official spokesman now?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (AkOaV)

346 DangerGirl it may be time to call both Animal Control, the police, and then ICE

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)

347 good night DangerGirl

Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)

348 Good night DangerGirl.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:08 PM (AC0lD)

349 Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)

We have no idea
(cough)Turkey(cough)

http://tinyurl.com/oehbss7

Couldn't be any of our NATO allies, that's for sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 23, 2015 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

350 For Your Eyes Only

Nobody Does Better.

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (1xUj/)

351 Yeah, Jack Russell's are supposed to be wonderful dogs if trained and cared for properly. Otherwise, they go haywire. I suppose all dogs are like that.

Cats seem to fare better when maltreated bc they're such independent animals.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (2x3L+)

352 Low gas prices, low commodity prices generally ---> impending economic downturn.

Get ready to relearn all the lessons of 2008, this time amplified by
ZIRP, much higher levels of debt, and widespread growth of financial
stupidity.



Posted by: gp at November 23, 2015 08:48 PM (mk9aG)


Impending? This economy is swirling the bowl. If it were a Republican president we'd be hearing nothing but how bad it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (45oDG)

353
He'll get an ugly cousin to marry, mockery and a leadership position at CAIR.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)

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He's pretty ugly himself and stupid, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (iQIUe)

354 I can't do a thing with my dog since he joined Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (u5gzz)

355 >>She is delighted by the fact that there are molds with the lines in them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 23, 2015 09:03 PM (1xUj/)

Ha. Good.

Posted by: Lea at November 23, 2015 09:10 PM (vmMMi)

356 Damn, I'm having a bugger of a time with video editing. That's alright. I'm supposedly pretty smart and I'll figure out a way past this damn issue.



Thanks. I just needed to vent.




And although the video is of me, in HD, I still haven't taken video of my junk. So there's that.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 23, 2015 09:11 PM (AC0lD)

357 seriously?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
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Yes, I thought he had an okay voice & good pitch. Always nice to learn someone you admire has hidden depths & interests. This is a really tough crowd, sheesh. Let's save the h8 for Bieber and Katy Perry.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 23, 2015 09:11 PM (ZdSzs)

358 Prefer "You Only Live Twice" most, but that's just me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at November 23, 2015 09:12 PM (NJMWm)

359 Diamonds are Forever is the only one you can completely divorce from the movie and it is still a good song.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (tEDMc)

360
I always liked Thunderball, but that was mostly because my Dad had the soundtrack album.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (o98Jz)

361 Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.

Rumor has it that the "someone" has the initials R-E-C-E-P
T-A-Y-Y-I-P
E-R-D-O-G-A-N

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)

362 351 Yeah, Jack Russell's are supposed to be wonderful dogs if trained and cared for properly. Otherwise, they go haywire. I suppose all dogs are like that.

Cats seem to fare better when maltreated bc they're such independent animals.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:09 PM (2x3L+)


Yeah, that experience told me that I can't have a dog. I like them fine, but I live alone and am away at work for several hours a day, so the dog would be neglected.

Cats don't give a shit. They spend most of their time sleeping whether I'm home or not.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

363 >>>DangerGirl it may be time to call both Animal Control, the police, and then ICE


Posted by: chemjeff not @ Fapplebees at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (6BoPP)<<<

I see that going badly... the police will shoot the dog, and ICE will come after you for intolerance/civil rights violations.

Posted by: a fortune teller at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM (REdlt)

364 357: Don't forget Miley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)

365 For Your Eyes Only


Posted by: goatexchange at November 23, 2015 09:07 PM (nB5r5)


That and Sheena singing it in the opening credits.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2015 09:15 PM (45oDG)

366 Tell me something. This ISIS oil smuggling, $1M/day or whatever the hell they say it is. How the hell does that work. Crude oil isn't something like dope, where you smuggle it and sell it and use all under the table. It has to be refined. Someone is buying it and "laundering" it into the legitimate oil supply.

Who is that someone? I mean, the arbitrage opportunity has to be tempting. Buy ISIS oil cheap, then launder it in the regular market for a nice profit. But this ain't no little thing. Seems like someone is looking the other way big time.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:05 PM (dvuhZ)


Just running and maintaining the oil fields is something that no arab country has been able to do on its own. Saudi Arabia, which is nothing but oil, still doesn't have the domestic expertise to manage their own fields (the fields they stole, I should say). Without foreign workers, all of the gulf oil fields would lie bare.

Further along your point, putting the oil into tankers and transporting it means that papers need to be filed with every country the tanker goes near. It's not like an oil tanker pulls up in the dead of night and they take the oil off in 5 gallon jugs on the beach.

As you, I have been more than a bit befuddled by the logistics of this whole ISIS oil operation works and how it must be allowed to work by some major oil consuming country (if not all of them).

But this all goes back to my original and standing argument with respect to the threats from the arab/persian/muslim world - the threats all start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Take the fields back from the arabs and persians and they have NOTHING. No money, no power, no leverage over anything. Without control of the gulf oil fields no one wouls bother considering anything about arab/persian/muslim world and the APM world wouldn't be able to do anything. Not a single thing. Westerners would give arabs, persians, or muslims about the same level of attention as they give to hindus, now.

But that's the easy and clean way to take care of that threat ... so no one will even contemplate doing it.

Posted by: Indian (with a dot) by the funeral pyre at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (zc3Db)

367
This dog knows how to impress the ladies!


https://vine.co/v/eLVlbnArPmd

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (iQIUe)

368 new jihadi thread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2015 09:17 PM (9YDUz)

369 Willowed ... with an old sock, on top of it. Damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (zc3Db)

370 Thunderball, DaF, FRwL, and Moonraker all have one of my favorite John Barry pieces in them as well. I think he called it the Bond action theme. You can look it up on youtube, it is the last couple of minutes of the "To Hell with Blofeld" track. I was really disappointed they didn't use it in Casino Royale during the fight on the crane.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (tEDMc)

371
This is how I get ace to fall asleep:

https://vine.co/v/OnteTTYp30q

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:18 PM (iQIUe)

372 Yeah, I was googling around and found some stories about the Syria to Turkey oil smuggling. A signal is sent and the Turkish border guards move in to a checkpoint to pick up the oil and carry it on to Turkey.

It says they even have clandestine pipelines set up for the stuff and illegal refineries. Heh, gives new meaning to "still", one for oil, not booze. And that they refine locally, they use locally, fuel cheaper than market.

And it's all going on with the approval of the Turkish authorities.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 23, 2015 09:19 PM (dvuhZ)

373 If I'm so stupid, how come I'm gonna get paid 15 million dollars for a clock?

Posted by: Clockboy at November 23, 2015 09:19 PM (ZdSzs)

374 TCM is playing "BeingThere".

It's one of the most over-rated movies ever.

Just do not get the love.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:20 PM (rjtGa)

375 Yeah, I found it repulsive.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (iQIUe)

376 >>>>Cats don't give a shit. They spend most of their time sleeping whether I'm home or not.
Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2015 09:13 PM
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Ha, rickl! My first pet was a little adorable calico kitty. Cats are the feline equivalent of honey badgers. They really do retain a predatory instinct and are really selfish. As long as you feed them, they like you.

Dogs have been so domesticated. They depend on good masters. If they get a good master, they are amazing animals.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (2x3L+)

377 TCM is playing "BeingThere".

It's one of the most over-rated movies ever.

Just do not get the love.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2015 09:20 PM (rjtGa)


Yeah ... I give it 2 1/2 stars. And Peter Sellers is okay. Nothing more.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2015 09:22 PM (zc3Db)

378 Don't know what to think of that Steyn video.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 23, 2015 09:25 PM (sLL4M)

379 Clock boy wants 15 mil and a letter of apology

I offer two letters of apology: F and U!

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 09:25 PM (OLNwX)

380 Don't know what to think of that Steyn video.

I think it's the Pentagon's report to Obama on terrorism in Belgium.

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2015 09:28 PM (OLNwX)

381 Clock boy wants 15 mil and a letter of apology

I offer two letters of apology: F and U!
Posted by: t-bird
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The School Board lawyers will explain that it is less expensive to settle for $50,000 than to fight it, and the School Board will settle. That's how it works, and will continue to work, until we get 'Loser Pays'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 09:30 PM (9mTYi)

382 Dogs have been so domesticated. They depend on good masters. If they get a good master, they are amazing animals.
Posted by: L, Elle
---------------

Mike Hammer: "Am I a good master, Sophie?"

Sophie:"Woof!"

*gives Sophie a treat*

Mike Hammer: "You're an amazing animal Sophie."

Sophie: "Woof!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2015 09:33 PM (9mTYi)

383 Evening Horde! I have been unburdened of my gallbladder and all is well. I'm now busy ogling the tall, young night nurse while feeling guilty that she's young enough to be my daughter.

Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2015 09:35 PM (4ZwPI)

384 I like Steyn and Jessica Martin's "Marshmallow World," but this is just uncomfortable.

Posted by: Gem at November 23, 2015 09:39 PM (c+gwp)

385
The Chris Cornell song for Casino Royale was pretty decent for a modern Bond movie, but it was too cute by far near the end when Daniel Craig walks up out of the shadows as Cornell's screaming "You Know My Name".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2015 09:56 PM (o98Jz)

386 A Shimon Shishter Shandwich.

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 10:29 PM (VdICR)

387 Speaking of James Bond, and Hillary, when Mark Steyn wrote the headline "On Her Majesty's Secret Server" I felt a pang of jealousy at his writing ability.

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 23, 2015 10:38 PM (VdICR)

388 As I wrote on Mark's Facebook page, I've watched the "Night of Terror" video exactly ONCE, and yet it has become a maddening earworm! I find myself muttering "I thought I sowr a pussy cat... He's WATCHING you!" at all times of the day or night. I'm going to go crazy.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 24, 2015 08:54 AM (gjLib)

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