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At Least Five Shot In DC Near the White House;
Shooter Takes Own Life?

He should have led with that.


Via Red State:


An active shooting situation Thursday morning near Logan Circle in Washington, D.C. has left at least five people injured, D.C. Metro Police tell Fox News Digital.

Police say they no longer consider the shooter to be at large, telling Fox News Digital the shooter has been "contained" and is currently barricaded by law enforcement officers.

"MPD is on the scene of an ACTIVE SHOOTING in the area of 15th and P Street, Northwest. MPD's Emergency Response Team is on scene," D.C. police wrote on X.

"AVOID THE AREA," police added.

In a post on X, D.C. Council member Brooke Pinto said the shooting occurred outside of Vida Fitness, adding that multiple people were injured.


Police surrounded the building and attempted to negotiate the loser killer's surrender:



But the loser -- get this -- took the coward's way out.




Do we know the motive? Maybe. Supposedly this cowardly murderer posted his online manifesto, in which he complained about... building maintenance.

The account is called "OfMiceandMold," so, if this is him, his complaint is that the super didn't make the fixes he demanded.

So he shot four or five people. (I don't know if the fifth person shot in an innocent or they're counting the killer himself.)

Another tragedy occurred in Brooklyn late yesterday afternoon. A building collapsed, resulting in at least eight deaths and 17 injuries.

FDNY
@FDNY

At 4:01 p.m. Wednesday, the FDNY responded to 1321 Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn for a collapse of a three-story, multiple-dwelling building into an adjacent construction site.

Units arrived within one minute and immediately started search-and-rescue operations. Two people have been pronounced dead, and more than 15 others have been injured as of 8:30 p.m. Wednesday.

"Multiple people from the building and the construction site were trapped," FDNY Commissioner Lillian Bonsignore said. "This will be a prolonged operation. Collapse operations are extremely dangerous. Every move is choreographed and critically important to patient outcomes and member safety. Members have been working methodically and haven't stopped since they arrived this afternoon."

More than 250 fire and EMS personnel responded, and search efforts in coordination with the NYPD were ongoing Wednesday night.

The cause of the collapse is under investigation.



Expect the Estate Seizer Mamdani to ride this horse hard.

The Democrat Communists will be demanding a whole lot of properties be seized from their owners to be redistributed to "the poor."

But first, they'll be redistributed to collectives controlled by their cronies and sex partners.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:13 PM (vf0Uk)

2 Damn Amish MAGA bastards.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:13 PM (vf0Uk)

3 He should have led with that.


"Don't laugh! You're next!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 12, 2026 12:15 PM (0FL7P)

4 Both terrible stories

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 12:15 PM (+gK6I)

5 Do we know the motive? Maybe. Supposedly this cowardly murderer posted his online manifesto, in which he complained about... building maintenance.


Supposedly an HOA disagreement.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 12:16 PM (hMMdC)

6 Poor emotional regulation.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 12, 2026 12:16 PM (rJ48h)

7 He should have led with that.
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Could not have put it better.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:16 PM (Fi81e)

8 But first, they'll be redistributed to collectives

Not after I redistribute them across the sidewalk.

Posted by: Gravity at November 12, 2026 12:16 PM (FhXTo)

9 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2026 12:17 PM (LEj5u)

10 Claimed an underway facade renovation in Chicago yesterday. No fatalities on the news.

Posted by: Gravity at November 12, 2026 12:17 PM (FhXTo)

11 The account is called "OfMiceandMold," so, if this is him, his complaint is that the super didn't make the fixes he demanded.

So he shot four or five people. (I don't know if the fifth person shot in an innocent or they're counting the killer himself.)
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Sounds MAGA.

Posted by: Demedia at November 12, 2026 12:18 PM (Fi81e)

12 >>>Sports announcer Dan Hicks died suddenly at 64.

I'm going to miss all those blow jobs he gave me.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 12, 2026 12:18 PM (J4Dwc)

13 >>>Supposedly an HOA disagreement.

Oh. I know those get heated.

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)

14 This is the kind of shit we have to put up with in Trump’s America. This is a direct result of his failed policies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (PB58D)

15 If the reports on X are true, this guy was a rich doctor and entrepreneur (Matt Lambert) with a penthouse apartment and a big beef with the condo board.

https://www.mlem.biz/

I can't vouche for the accuracy of any of this, but X has pulled a lawsuit he filed against the board.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

16 > It collapsed into a CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT DOOR

The construction site is the most likely cause. They probably half-assed the shoring and bracing necessary to keep the ground stable.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (mkw2N)

17 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2026 12:17 PM (LEj5u)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (vf0Uk)

18
Expect this creature to be a hero of all urban slackers who constantly complain about rents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (eRlcH)

19
But what about the poooooooors?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (ixS3i)

20 And we'll never see the murderer's toxicology report.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (vf0Uk)

21 Wow. So murder a bunch of innocent people because you’re mad about your HOA.

If we all did that it would be mass genocide.

BTW has Gabby Giffords and Retarded Spock dribbled out some gun control bleating yet?

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (VnVVA)

22 But first, they'll be redistributed to collectives

Not after I redistribute them across the sidewalk.

Posted by: Gravity at November 12, 2026 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
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Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2026 12:20 PM (s2iZv)

23 We'll get more of it. The loons are breaching the gates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 12:20 PM (wOO3z)

24 18
Expect this creature to be a hero of all urban slackers who constantly complain about rents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (eRlcH)


Can't be ... He was white

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 12:20 PM (+gK6I)

25 He was an aspiring janitor.

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:20 PM (VnVVA)

26
Some building inspectors in NYC DEI hires?

Posted by: Auspex at November 12, 2026 12:20 PM (Y8DZL)

27 So you can legally acquire gunz in DC now? Imagine the process is still a kafkaesque absurdly unconstitutional taffy yank.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:21 PM (U/Byj)

28 His siding was not the right shade of approved green.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 12:21 PM (wOO3z)

29 The rents are too high and that led this poor soul on his rampage. As a response we will eliminate all private property.

You voted for us, suckers.

Posted by: Democrats at November 12, 2026 12:21 PM (VnVVA)

30 2nd Amendment !

Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (URM9z)

31 It collapsed into a CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT DOOR

The construction site is the most likely cause. They probably half-assed the shoring and bracing necessary to keep the ground stable.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (mkw2N)

Probably the fault of those bridge engineers from FL.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (g8Ew8)

32
He was an aspiring janitor.
Posted by: That Guy


Now he's an expiring janitor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (ixS3i)

33 Expect this creature to be a hero of all urban slackers who constantly complain about rents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 12:19 PM (eRlcH)



Well, it IS too damn high.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (vf0Uk)

34 I'd expect less building maintenance in NYC in the next 2 years.

Prices will go up, because Dems don't have any real interest or skill in keeping them down, not when they can turn on the gas lines again: "What? That's not happening! You just watch Fox News."

Price of maintaining a building will climb--especially in NYC, where they probably will try to increase the workman's wage.

But the landlords will have fewer dollars to maintain their buildings because of price control.

It probably would end in the public takeover of rental properties "for the common good".

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:23 PM (Fi81e)

35 Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (URM9z)


Damn right, you prick. I DEMAND the ability to defend myself from you and your people, psycho f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 12, 2026 12:23 PM (vf0Uk)

36 Fuck you, Paul. Go play in traffic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 12:23 PM (wOO3z)

37 So did he at least kill the HOA board members? Not a very well thought out plan if it was just random victims.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

38 Mammy already has his sharia police arresting people for walking their dog. I can’t wait to see what he does with this.

The construction site allegedly had a stop work order they violated.

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:24 PM (VnVVA)

39 Good afternoon Ace.
Do the shooting occurred outside a fitness center. Guy must have been ticked about women working out while dressed like whores

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 12:24 PM (FroOw)

40
The construction site allegedly had a stop work order they violated.
Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:24 PM (VnVVA)

Somehow this will be Trump's fault....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 12:25 PM (+gK6I)

41
Probably the fault of those bridge engineers from FL.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Is it our fault that the powers that be refused our recommendation that the project be repurposed as a pancake house?

-- those bridge engineers from Broward County, FL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at November 12, 2026 12:25 PM (ixS3i)

42 It's amazing how dumb people get when they are angry, the emotive mind is illogical.

Now over just a rent agreement, a manager and the renter are dead and others wounded. Dumb.

It's like those husbands (or wives) that kill their spouse instead of just getting a divorce.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 12:25 PM (n5tGW)

43 Just because it's DC, this will get huge coverage.

Like NY, the reporters there think that's all that matters.

There have been several similar shootings across the country already this year. None made national news because they weren't in reporters' backyards.

(Not to say this isn't terrible. It is, but it's also not worthy of nationwide attention. 4 SHOT? Not even killed? Detroit and Chicago have that once or twice a week. (Ok, not quite, but close.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2026 12:25 PM (N1DT3)

44 Dr. Matt Lambert's address is the exact unit in which the shooter killed himself.

He posted a manifesto about mold hours before the shooting.

Looks like the guy, but 48-hour rule, and all that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:25 PM (yKhjs)

45 >> 30 2nd Amendment !

Where's my syringe?

Posted by: Dying doctor at November 12, 2026 12:26 PM (45Kkz)

46 Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 12:22 PM (URM9z)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (vf0Uk)

47 2nd amendment has nothing to do with shooting your landlord, you cretin.

Wow! There are so many conversations you guys do not have the capacity to be in!

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (Fi81e)

48 a collapse of a three-story, multiple-dwelling building into an adjacent construction site.

The cause of the collapse is under investigation.


I'm going to hazard a guess that the adjacent construction site undermined the building's foundation.

Because that's the kind of workplace safety and quality you get under communist rule.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (vJrRc)

49 COEXIST!

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (AKptf)

50 When there is political violence that generally supports the left the argument is, "Well we need to do leftwing things to stop violence"

Then in the rare case of political violence that supports the right the argument becomes, "We have to arrest anyone even thinking this was a good idea because we can't reward political violence"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

51 >>>But first, they'll be redistributed to collectives controlled by their cronies and sex partners.

Colombian Ex-President Gustavo Petro is accused of having solicited sex from around 30 women in return for government contracts. Deicy Jiménez has made this claim publicly, testified about their relationship to the courts, and has produced an Instagram reel of the two kissing.
Petro denies that he used the promise of government contract to anyone to obtain sex.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)

52 Poor union construction has immediate consequences, communist mayor immediately exploits the resulting tragedy. Double tragedy as the final results reinforce the existing beliefs that goverment is there to help.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (Q/FnY)

53 @43, yep, heyjackass.com went on a break so dunno if their figures are current, but this incident would be less than a typical Friday night in Chiraq.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (U/Byj)

54 Yeah makes total sense. Murder a bunch of people and yourself over an argument about mold. I guess that fixed the problem- right?

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (VnVVA)

55 Missing tranny alert here in the Carolinas yesterday. Dude chick. Maybe they made it to DC.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM (enNUy)

56 The BK building didn't really "collapse." That suggests it just fell down on its own (like that condo building did in miami a few years ago). The BK building had a lot of help in collapsing.

The site right next to the building was being completely excavated for a new development. It looks like the developer went too far with the excavation, and ended up digging out some of the foundation for the building that collapsed. Pretty clear to me what happened, looking at the pics of the site.

The developer of that site is gonna be sued into oblivion and probably prosecuted.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

57 The Democrat Communists will be demanding a whole lot of properties be seized from their owners to be redistributed to "the poor."

When I lived in South America I visited a former hacienda that had been been foreclosed on, taken over by the church and handed over to the local indigenous tribe. They were living there in some type of collective, sleeping in every available room. Everything was broken, well/irrigation system dry, doors falling off, paint peeling, animal wandering in and out of the buildings, fences falling apart etc..... In general disgusting mess had been made of what I am told had been a beautiful piece of property. This is what happens when nice things are turned over to the "poor". (Think Rhodesia/Zimbabwe)

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM (GUOwU)

58 Poor union construction has immediate consequences, communist mayor immediately exploits the resulting tragedy. Double tragedy as the final results reinforce the existing beliefs that goverment is there to help.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (Q/FnY)
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"Do not let a crisis go to waste" -- Some Party...

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Fi81e)

59 Medicated to the gills.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (wOO3z)

60 So you can legally acquire gunz in DC now? Imagine the process is still a kafkaesque absurdly unconstitutional taffy yank.

--

Gun control NOW! We must close the gunshow loophole!

Posted by: James Non-Binary Talarico at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (qBdHI)

61 It's like those husbands (or wives) that kill their spouse instead of just getting a divorce.

Personally I don't like divorice so I just suggest marrying another one if the current one annoys you.

If your new wife is too young to argue, or event count, even better!

Posted by: Muhammed at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

62 This is another example of why one shouldn't buy a house with an HOA. You might end up killing someone.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (g8Ew8)

63 "AVOID THE AREA"

DONE!

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (rn0l2)

64 Yeah the stop work order probably said “stop undermining the foundation of the building next door”. And some guy went, meh.

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:29 PM (VnVVA)

65 Then in the rare case of political violence that supports the right the argument becomes, "We have to arrest anyone even thinking this was a good idea because we can't reward political violence"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)
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Yup. There is not a whole lot of thinking capacity there.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi81e)

66 But first, they'll be redistributed to collectives controlled by their cronies and sex partners.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM

-----------

Were I smart, debased, & crass -- I'd trademark and start selling a variation of the 50-year-old tourism marketing slogan, logo, & song:

"I ❤️ NYC-Run Pedo Brothels & Bathhouses"

Posted by: ShainS at November 12, 2026 12:30 PM (kHWyE)

67 Colombian Ex-President Gustavo Petro is accused of having solicited sex from around 30 women in return for government contracts. Deicy Jiménez has made this claim publicly, testified about their relationship to the courts, and has produced an Instagram reel of the two kissing.

She kind of looks like an hispanic Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

68 Black mold
Once I read that i did not need more.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Wt1Rs)

69 DC shooting was b/c the dude was mad at his HOA...it's a local news story only...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (Gb7+b)

70 The developer of that site is gonna be sued into oblivion and probably prosecuted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


I will further hazard a guess that the developer is one of Mamdani's cronies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (vJrRc)

71 Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

New York is fucked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (yKhjs)

72 The site right next to the building was being completely excavated for a new development. It looks like the developer went too far with the excavation, and ended up digging out some of the foundation for the building that collapsed. Pretty clear to me what happened, looking at the pics of the site.

The developer of that site is gonna be sued into oblivion and probably prosecuted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM


Was that wrong?

Posted by: DEI Engineers at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (LEj5u)

73
I know nothing about the shooter, but-

angry trannie blob is the way to bet.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (YSUhf)

74 Washington Nearsider, so it's possible to legally get a gun in DC now? I mean the case that (finally) recognized the obvious constitutional right was about DC. But SCOTUS rulings that aren't liked by the low-IQ dominant tribes in society are routinely ignored, and were in DC as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (U/Byj)

75 I guess gone are the days when the HOA Karen comes to the door to tell you to take down your American Flag and you just give her a good smack.

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (VnVVA)

76
Gun control NOW! We must close the gunshow loophole!
Posted by: James Non-Binary Talarico


Everyone knows all the REAL action at gun shows is out in the parking lots and their makeshift sales sites in the trunks of cars and beds of pickup trucks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at November 12, 2026 12:32 PM (ixS3i)

77 Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

New York is fucked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (yKhjs)
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They really need to understand how offended Muslims are by dogs.

And be the good dhimmis they are trying to be.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:32 PM (Fi81e)

78 > This is another example of why one shouldn't buy a house with an HOA. You might end up killing someone.

Everyone loves to hate HOAs until a dozen illegals move next door and blast Mexican polka music all night long.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 12:32 PM (mkw2N)

79 I guess gone are the days when the HOA Karen comes to the door to tell you to take down your American Flag and you just give her a good smack.

Sometimes they just need a spanking

Posted by: George Washington McLintock at November 12, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)

80 I guess gone are the days when the HOA Karen comes to the door to tell you to take down your American Flag and you just give her a good smack.

Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (VnVVA)
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Tell her the flag is a joke, can't she take a joke?

Offer nothing more.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:34 PM (Fi81e)

81 The Democrat Communists will be demanding a whole lot of properties be seized from their owners to be redistributed to "the poor."

When I lived in South America I visited a former hacienda that had been been foreclosed on, taken over by the church and handed over to the local indigenous tribe. They were living there in some type of collective, sleeping in every available room. Everything was broken, well/irrigation system dry, doors falling off, paint peeling, animal wandering in and out of the buildings, fences falling apart etc..... In general disgusting mess had been made of what I am told had been a beautiful piece of property. This is what happens when nice things are turned over to the "poor". (Think Rhodesia/Zimbabwe)

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2026 12:28 PM (GUOwU)

------------

You've likely just described Mar-A-Lago circa 2030.

Posted by: ShainS at November 12, 2026 12:34 PM (kHWyE)

82 The NYPD dog thing is a good one. But do we have the facts? First glance sounds like an outrage that upon closer inspection is a nothingburger.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:34 PM (U/Byj)

83 >>It's like those husbands (or wives) that kill their spouse instead of just getting a divorce.

A: 'I want a divorce!'
B: 'We would have to share it.'
A: 'Over my dead body!'

Posted by: Nazdar at November 12, 2026 12:34 PM (NcvvS)

84 Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

--

Elected office is not the only thing that should scare the bejesus out of all of us. Muslims getting hired by police departments is a nightmare, imo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

85 The first link I found for McLintock! mentioned O'Hara had bruises for weeks.

Its like people in the media have no idea how literally anything works.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

86 Washington Nearsider, so it's possible to legally get a gun in DC now?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (U/Byj)

As best I can tell (I live about an hour south of the District, on acreage with running water on the property), it is de facto legal to buy a gun in DC, but it is so regulated as to be functionally impossible.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:35 PM (yKhjs)

87 When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

New York is fucked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM


To be fair, when police are trying to arrest a Dindoo, the punk often tries calling 911 and the police have to remind them that they are, in fact, 911. But I suspect these two were just trying to be dicks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2026 12:35 PM (LEj5u)

88 Its like people in the media have no idea how literally anything works.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)
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And they pass on the thought-saving to you!

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:36 PM (Fi81e)

89 Yeah the stop work order probably said “stop undermining the foundation of the building next door”. And some guy went, meh.

This is construction, some guy probably went "no habla Ingles" and just ignored it.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

90 Muslim dog-walking stop video here:

https://jihadwatch.org/2026/11/
nyc-muslim-police-officers-detain
-woman-for-the-crime-of-walking-her-dog

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:36 PM (yKhjs)

91 Yeah but until they give up their dogs because they are offensive to Muslims, they'll just be bad dhimmis and not good ones.

They shouldn't want to offend a whole religion of people.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

92 Washington Nearsider, so it's possible to legally get a gun in DC now? I mean the case that (finally) recognized the obvious constitutional right was about DC. But SCOTUS rulings that aren't liked by the low-IQ dominant tribes in society are routinely ignored, and were in DC as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:31 PM (U/Byj)

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Next you'll be telling me that all these Democrat-Communists just "elected" Governors in states where conservative referendums just passed are going to ignore "the will of the people" & "our precious democracy" -- and discount and refuse to abide by them.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at November 12, 2026 12:38 PM (kHWyE)

93 I'll float the idea I posted here a couple of nights ago.

Red states ought to ban the IRS and declare their states/cities as Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Ban IRS from court buildings, jail buildings, state buildings.

We'll just have not-quite-property-documented tax payers.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

94 Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


You are the Brute Squad?

Posted by: miracle mikeski at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (VHUov)

95 Thanks, Nearsider. That's certainly the way it was for years after Heller. Wouldn't surprise if still the same. Though woulda thought Dhillon and Co. would have been coming down hard, as they have for similar issues in other lawless cities.

Imagine the most absurd SCOTUS ruling, pure court-made law, Revolutionary Command Council decree, being systematically ignored on any fake issue, like marriage redefinition. The weight of the universe descends in nanoseconds. Actual, obvious, common sense rulings (though long overdue and tepid) laughed at? LOL.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (U/Byj)

96 >>>A building collapsed, resulting in at least eight deaths and 17 injuries.

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (tJjaF)

97 Sue the NYPD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (wOO3z)

98 My HOA is decent. I'd rather have them than not. Any stupid shit they try, they fold with slight confrontation. But they try.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (enNUy)

99 The news is always bad and sensational on Thursday.
It is intentional. It is so it smothers out everything for four days and probably into Monday.

The news is always bad and sensational on Thursday.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

100 "Near the White House" is quite a stretch. It's a mile and a half away, a good 11/12-minute drive or a half-hour walk.

It's my building, by the way. It's been an exciting morning.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (pwNyJ)

101

A middle-aged white doctor??

Erikaaa
@ErikaCA47
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50m
So the DC SHOOTER appears to be MD Matt Lambert who was disgruntled over mold in his 700k condo?!

Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.

Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)

102 Remember when if you took 4-5 human lives, your political alignment was a far concern?

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:42 PM (Fi81e)

103 >>>It collapsed into a CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT DOOR

Gee, I wonder what the cause could be.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 12:42 PM (tJjaF)

104 93 I'll float the idea I posted here a couple of nights ago.

Red states ought to ban the IRS and declare their states/cities as Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Ban IRS from court buildings, jail buildings, state buildings.

We'll just have not-quite-property-documented tax payers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026

The communists in control will have you arrested for 'wrongthink' because tax money is theirs for funding projects.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 12:43 PM (Q/FnY)

105 Imagine the most absurd SCOTUS ruling, pure court-made law, Revolutionary Command Council decree, being systematically ignored on any fake issue, like marriage redefinition. The weight of the universe descends in nanoseconds. Actual, obvious, common sense rulings (though long overdue and tepid) laughed at? LOL.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:40 PM (U/Byj)

Didn't they send that Kentucky clerk to prison for asking that another clerk sign the gay marriage licenses in her stead, because she didn't believe in it?

She didn't refuse, she didn't tear them up, she just said 'let another clerk do it,' and they ruined her life.

XI: Thou shall not deviate from the left's daily position.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 12, 2026 12:43 PM (yKhjs)

106 DC shooter (from NBC4.com)

"Shooting suspect ID'd
By NBC News and Maggie More
Two federal law enforcement officials have identified the suspected shooter as Dr. Matt Lambert.

D.C. police said the shooter had a conflict with his apartment building's homeowners association.

News4 is working to confirm more information about Lambert and his alleged conflict with the HOA."

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 12:43 PM (Gb7+b)

107 I'll float the idea I posted here a couple of nights ago.

Red states ought to ban the IRS and declare their states/cities as Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Ban IRS from court buildings, jail buildings, state buildings.

We'll just have not-quite-property-documented tax payers.


I argued a while back Trump has a hell of a well, Trump card, to play if he wants by just sending the IRS home and declaring a tax amnesty for a year or two.

People will never agree to go back to paying taxes manually and likely this would end the current withholding system

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

108 Shocking if that is the shooter - I'm thinking mental break for the DC shooter...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 12:45 PM (Gb7+b)

109 >>Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"


I'd be back tomorrow, with a pint of pig blood.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 12:45 PM (k1S9h)

110 Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.

Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)

OK, Judgy McJudgerson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 12:45 PM (tJjaF)

111 The soldier who ordered Hegseth's party to maintain decorum at the Tomb was given an award by Hegseth.

https://x.com/SecWar/status/2120901801281044969

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 12, 2026 12:46 PM (aStBq)

112 Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.
Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)

Zombie Doctor: "Now he tells me..."

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2026 12:46 PM (V7158)

113 >>I argued a while back Trump has a hell of a well, Trump card, to play if he wants by just sending the IRS home and declaring a tax amnesty for a year or two.



I have been on this since day 1. Tax Holidays. De-Prioritize Enforcement for Individuals making under $500k per year (or some random number)...whatever you have to do to let people keep their money and make the Machine starve for funding.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 12:47 PM (k1S9h)

114 Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.
Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)
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Worked for me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 12, 2026 12:47 PM (aStBq)

115 Nearsider that case was one I have in mind, for contrast. Dunno if she went to jail, but it was hours between "incident" and weight of universe falling on the wrecker who dared to show any resistance to The Party.

Meanwhile, Heller decision is effectively ignored in the jurisdiction where the issue occurred.

I say "LOL" only in the dark sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:47 PM (U/Byj)

116 >>Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.

If it is a rental, sure...if it is a Condo, selling it with a Mold problem is not gonna be an option for you.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 12:48 PM (k1S9h)

117 I think those are fake NYPD. Which is even worse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 12:48 PM (n5tGW)

118 A white doctor shooter who made a bunch of money, had multiple practices in DC and WV, and just decides to start shooting folks in his neighborhood (I'm betting one victim is on the HOA)?

There has to be more? Maybe a gay love gone wrong/left him? Either that, or no one noticed a big medical doctor going nuts...the latter under the pressure can happen, but it's hard for no one to notice that b/c he'd be around a lot of people who theoretically should know the signs...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 12:48 PM (Gb7+b)

119 Two questions
1. What drugs was he on,

2. What lobby was Suzy Wiles appeasing when she stopped MAHA from addressing those drugs.

Federalist has a decent article about the Joe Rogan interview with a non-gruntled former admin employee who talks about how pharma and big food kneecapped MAHA.

Seems all the good initiatives that got Trump elected were undermined by big uniparty.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 12:48 PM (Alzgn)

120 The communists in control will have you arrested for 'wrongthink' because tax money is theirs for funding projects.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 12:43 PM (Q/FnY)
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Exactly.

Barack Obama could assert that immigration is completely the jurisdiction and discretion of the federal government.

Blew states could assert that they nonetheless will ban federal enforcement of immigration laws. (Obstructing)

But they probably wouldn't take that for any other federal law enforcement.

Because they're liars and casuists.

They think the federal government should only do what they think the federal government should do. And it should do everything they want the federal government to do.

I'm all about exposing their special pleading and show that they actually DO think they are above the law.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

121 People will never agree to go back to paying taxes manually and likely this would end the current withholding system
Posted by: 18-1


I'm still in favor of the idea that we pay our taxes on April 15th and April 16th is Election Day.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 12:49 PM (RjOoY)

122 I was reading a thread on Trump's "SNAP cuts" and someone asked the basic question of "Are these people actually citizens?"

The most common leftist response..."Does it matter?"

Why is everything so expensive? Because you as a taxpaying citizen are being robbed blind.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

123 I'm all about exposing their special pleading and show that they actually DO think they are above the law.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

It's the "Heads I win, Tails you lose" philosophy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2026 12:50 PM (l3cgK)

124 >>I was reading a thread on Trump's "SNAP cuts" and someone asked the basic question of "Are these people actually citizens?"


Yep.

Same with the Medicare 'Cuts'. It was Illegals abusing the system that were the target.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 12:51 PM (k1S9h)

125 Another monkey wrench Trump could throw into the works is to refuse to sign another Continuing Resolution and insist upon an actual Budget, as per The Constitution.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2026 12:51 PM (Q+gd/)

126 All this, so soon after the Dems' electoral sweep? I think not. They're just shooting people at random now.

Posted by: Don Black at November 12, 2026 12:51 PM (ZxPkt)

127 Clearly Trump drove that guy to shooting or maybe he was distraught over the midterms
The Media

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2026 12:51 PM (KDeM8)

128 The soldier who ordered Hegseth's party to maintain decorum at the Tomb was given an award by Hegseth.

https://x.com/SecWar/status/2120901801281044969

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 12, 2026 12:46 PM (aStBq)


Crimony, as if the people in the military wouldn't already consider crawling over broken glass to follow him

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

129 My idea of strict/tailored reciprocity is I think far better for bringing home the reality of lawlessness to "sanctuary" shitholes. Shoulda been done on Day One.

Ask DOJ/FBI/Treasury and in some cases other agencies to compile every form of assistance/cooperation they render to a given jurisdiction. National security, terrorism, serious violence cases - no change. Everything else?

"I hear ya. Yeah we know you're waiting for us to move on that problem. All I can say is we'll get to it when we can."

Absolutely worth an experiment. Let the "citizens" (this word no longer applies to 90% of the bipeds walking around the territorial US) see what lawlessness and rogue government feels like.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 12:52 PM (U/Byj)

130 If people will actually give up their dogs to have the joy of muslims around them, then, as the kids say, "we are effing cooked."

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2026 12:52 PM (iOpI2)

131
Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

Any attempt by Muslims to enforce sharia or any precepts of their "religion" upon American citizens should immediately get them prosecution under civil rights law, and a nice fat lawsuit for damages filed against them and their mosque.

And, if possible denaturalization and deportation back to some muslim hellhole like the Sudan.

A fat helping of that would prevent a lot of future problems.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 12:53 PM (YSUhf)

132
At 4:01 p.m. Wednesday, the FDNY responded to 1321 Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn for a collapse of a three-story, multiple-dwelling building into an adjacent construction site.

==================

Great. So we're fucking Egypt. Or Cuba. Can't even keep our buildings standing up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 12:54 PM (XJ22o)

133 I feel sad hearing about Dan Hicks. I’ve watched him call golf events for a long time. 64 is too young

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 12:56 PM (uAqpe)

134
Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"

New York is fucked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

=================

GOD, I hope those women voted for Mamdani.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 12:56 PM (XJ22o)

135 Great. So we're fucking Egypt. Or Cuba. Can't even keep our buildings standing up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

No shit!

Posted by: Detroit at November 12, 2026 12:56 PM (wOO3z)

136 There are a good number of people on Youtube who do not understand the division of powers. They do not understand how an "executive function" differs from a "legislative function".

They think Congress can conduct it's own "criminal investigations", when I heard that one of the main weaknesses of the Select Committee on J6 was that as a finding of prosecutable charges, it would have likely gone nowhere. They hold hearings for a basis of law and regulation.

So Trump and Blanche released a statement that Congress critters thinking that they can launch "criminal investigations" might be investigated for obstruction by the DoJ.

And they think it's an obvious sign of corruption that Trump "does not want to be investigated".

The shoplifting of civilization is all around.

"Nobody is above the law", but the Supreme Law of the Land and the separation of powers (and duties) can be willfully ignored because Fascism which can't speak it's name is increasingly popular.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)

137 Great. So we're fucking Egypt. Or Cuba. Can't even keep our buildings standing up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 12:54 PM (XJ22o)


There was a recent comment I saw about how renting in San Francisco was similar to renting an apartment in Mexico City. Same issues, including sporadic electrical service.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 12:57 PM (rbvCR)

138 111 The soldier who ordered Hegseth's party to maintain decorum at the Tomb was given an award by Hegseth.

https://x.com/SecWar/status/2120901801281044969

Posted by: SMH
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This is straight out of Catch 22
He should have shown up naked like Yosarian did.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 12:57 PM (Alzgn)

139
A middle-aged white doctor??

Eh, docs can be lunatics too.

More than likely though he was abusing drugs. His prescription histories in his practice will probably reveal inconsistencies.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 12:57 PM (YSUhf)

140
I think those are fake NYPD. Which is even worse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

=================

Hmmm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 12:58 PM (XJ22o)

141 bacon or gtfo

Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 12, 2026 12:58 PM (jrgJz)

142 I'd think Mamdami would've have done jack and squat to fix up the building that collapsed if he had already seized it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2026 12:59 PM (M0I1r)

143 There was a recent comment I saw about how renting in San Francisco was similar to renting an apartment in Mexico City. Same issues, including sporadic electrical service.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 12:57 PM (rbvCR)
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Moor blew cities!

They will sell you "solutions".

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

144 Any attempt by Muslims to enforce sharia or any precepts of their "religion" upon American citizens should immediately get them prosecution under civil rights law, and a nice fat lawsuit for damages filed against them and their mosque.

And, if possible denaturalization and deportation back to some muslim hellhole like the Sudan.

A fat helping of that would prevent a lot of future problems.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 12:53 PM (YSUhf)

A little stronger response might get their attention. At least from me.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 12, 2026 01:00 PM (hmYU4)

145 HOA disagreement... so basically kill dozer 2.0?

Posted by: 496 at November 12, 2026 01:00 PM (ZF01D)

146 What exactly did Hegseth's people get reprimanded for?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:01 PM (XV/Pl)

147 What exactly did Hegseth's people get reprimanded for?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 01:01 PM (XV/Pl)


Laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

148 Two Muslim NYPD officers stopped and manhandled a woman for the crime of walking her dog. When her friend, who recorded the incident, threatened to call 911, the Muslim officers replied, "We ARE the 911!"
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I keep telling my friends to stop buying those worthless breeds of dogs like frenchies and instead buy German Shepherds. See if Abdul and Mohammad want to interrupt the lady walking a pair of those.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:03 PM (TN0g+)

149 I thimk if I was one of the managers or engineers involved with the construction site on Flatbush Ave I'd have had a pretty sleepless night last night and until they figure out what caused the collapse.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 01:03 PM (QGaXH)

150 >>Eh, docs can be lunatics too.


My entire family worked in the trades...from Great Gandpa on down to me.

One thing everyone in every trade agreed on, do not take a job from a Doctor or a Lawyer if you have any other option.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:04 PM (k1S9h)

151 116 >>Contrary to popular belief: You can just move instead of killing people.

If it is a rental, sure...if it is a Condo, selling it with a Mold problem is not gonna be an option for you.
Posted by: garrett

--------

Unless there is a leak, most mold problems are caused by resident in anything built in past 30 years or more.

Humans (and pot plants) produce a lot of moisture and you need to ventilate or dehumidiate.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 01:04 PM (Alzgn)

152 government run apartments and buildings will be well maintained. we all know that

Posted by: paul retard at November 12, 2026 01:04 PM (Ovx+P)

153 Basically if you're on foot in New York you should probably carry bacon in your suit pocket, and casually bring it out in the open should you find yourself in a conversation with Muslim police.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:05 PM (TN0g+)

154 >>Unless there is a leak, most mold problems are caused by resident in anything built in past 30 years or more.


Leaks, poor HVAC capacity or installation, bad insulation/ventilation...there are a ton of structural causes on top of the other residents and their respective behaviors.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 01:06 PM (k1S9h)

155 100 "Near the White House" is quite a stretch. It's a mile and a half away, a good 11/12-minute drive or a half-hour walk.

It's my building, by the way. It's been an exciting morning.
Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at November 12, 2026 12:41 PM (pwNyJ)
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Everyone just gonna breeze past this one? Lol

Posted by: ballistic at November 12, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)

156 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Read at LI he capped himself after firing at police.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 01:07 PM (ON92N)

157 Meanwhile over in Spain the migrant boats continue landing on little islands and creating chaos. It's like a constant D-Day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:07 PM (n5tGW)

158 The building that collapsed: someone signed off on a return-to-work permit before the shoring up of the foundation was finished. That could have been union stuff, or someone paid someone else to get that permit and it had to be a little higher in government than a clerk.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 12, 2026 01:08 PM (iOpI2)

159
Another tragedy occurred in Brooklyn late yesterday afternoon. A building collapsed, resulting in at least eight deaths and 17 injuries.

____

Didn't we fix all this shit with Build Back Betterer

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 12, 2026 01:08 PM (LIVNy)

160 A modest proposal, don't broadcast these events.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:09 PM (/pbrl)

161 When do we find out about the on-going Rotherham-style Muslim rape gangs in US cities? 20 years?

Posted by: Couldn't Happen Here! at November 12, 2026 01:09 PM (Ovx+P)

162 Didn't we fix all this shit with Build Back Betterer

LOL. I am waiting for the new slogan when the dems come in January to abuse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

163 Huh. Outlook is dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 12, 2026 01:12 PM (ZK5Hh)

164 Democrats - Make America Green Again

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2026 01:12 PM (/pbrl)

165 Didn't we fix all this shit with Build Back Betterer

LOL. I am waiting for the new slogan when the dems come in January to abuse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

Fabulous Fascism!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 01:12 PM (tJjaF)

166 When do we find out about the on-going Rotherham-style Muslim rape gangs in US cities? 20 years?
Posted by: Couldn't Happen Here! at November 12, 2026 01:09 PM (Ovx+P)
_______

Already going on, but it's hispanic and chinese for now. Lotsa sex trafficking going on with the open borders efforts. During Biden's term, the US government was probably the biggest sex trafficker in the world.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

167 Its going to be the "Fix Underperforming Communities & Kids Using Profits" act.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 01:13 PM (TN0g+)

168 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 01:13 PM (Ta4DE)

169 153 Basically if you're on foot in New York you should probably carry bacon in your suit pocket, and casually bring it out in the open should you find yourself in a conversation with Muslim police.
__

Or a cross made out of bacon. Will ward off both Muslims and vampires, but especially Muslim vampires.

Posted by: Egyptian Goat Reach Around at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (Ovx+P)

170 Dems are all about gun control. They want enough control to only aim them at Trump and his staff.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 01:14 PM (ewaym)

171 164 Democrats - Make America Green Again
___

Well we are all sick to our stomachs.

Posted by: Vomitus at November 12, 2026 01:16 PM (Ovx+P)

172 Huh. Outlook is dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 12, 2026 01:12 PM (ZK5Hh)

YES!! Me too, here in Jerzee

This could be the big one!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 01:18 PM (8C1eU)

173 Sounds like somebody needs to unleash a bunch of rabid Pit Bulls in NYC.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at November 12, 2026 01:21 PM (vqA1l)

174 A little stronger response might get their attention. At least from me.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 12, 2026 01:00 PM (hmYU4)
This!!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at November 12, 2026 01:23 PM (P4Pk9)

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