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Deranged Alcoholic Femcel Hillary Clinton and the High-Calorie Cretins of The View Say That Trump Will #Hack the Election Using Mind Control
This doesn't sound like confidence to me.
Nicholas Fondacaro at Newsbusters:
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro ABC's "bona fide news program" The View brings on Hillary Clinton and Kara Swisher to push a slew of conspiracy theories about how the midterms could be stolen.
They predict: -ICE will confront people at the polls -Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way -The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin) -Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
he View cast was so confident that the midterms were going to be a blow out for Democrats, that they spent part of their Monday show priming the pump for Democratic losses with conspiracies about how Republicans were going to steal elections across the countries. Teed up by the ABC "bona fide news program" co-hosts, two-time presidential failure Hillary Clinton and leftist tech podcaster Kara Swisher spewed a slew of election theft conspiracies from intimidation, to hacking and changing results, to mind control via Social Security Numbers. Yeah, you read that last one correctly. "If the votes don't go his way, which we suspect they may not, will the President try to steal this election or will our systems hold?" wondered co-host Sunny Hostin, who was one of the people who claimed Trump stole the 2016 election. Clinton claimed she had lead "war room scenarios with big groups of people to get everybody to think about the most unthinkable" ways for President Trump to steal the midterms. "Because you know, with Trump, you've got to get out of your comfort zone and say, 'well, what is the craziest thing that somebody could try to do?' and get prepared for it," she declared. Her opening salvo was the usual assertion that Trump was going to send ICE agents to polling places across America to intimidate voters: CLINTON: You know, having ICE or others show up and just be standing there, staring at people, you know, looking threatening to voters coming in to vote. But you know, I do think that people are tougher than that. GOLDBERG: Oh yeah. [Crosstalk in agreement] Of course, there weren't enough ICE agents to do that and there would be nothing for voters to be afraid of. They even admitted it wouldn't be intimidating.Videos at the link.
Swisher, Clinton's podcast co-host, jumped into claim the Justice Department and U.S. Marshal Service would be used in some unexplained nefarious way. Hostin chimed in again to get Swisher to briefly warn that the election results would be hacked and presumably changed:This was essentially a flashback to the liberal media's greatest hoax ever, erroneously telling Americans "Russia hacked the election" in 2016, giving the false impression that results were changed to give Trump the victory. Their craziest claim would come shortly thereafter. Clinton tagged back in, argued that Social Security information "was literally stolen" by DOGE, and would somehow be used to mentally control voters into doing what they wanted:
SWISHER: Trying all manner of attempts. Because they still control the Justice Department. They still control the Federal Marshal Service. They still control the House -- HOSTIN: And what about hacking? SWISHER: And hacking.If you have, in private hands, the Social Security information of every American, just as an example, which is one of the things that was alleged, that was literally stolen from the Social Security administration. I don't know if that happened, but people from inside said that it was. And that's under the control of people like Elon Musk, we need a government, and I would argue, starting in January with a new Congress, to begin to hold these people accountable. They can't get away with manipulating the data to try to influence decisions.Attempting to give Clinton's craziness more validity, Swisher claimed it would be assured since A.I. would be involved: "Especially with A.I. And this data has never been compiled. There's a reason it's siloed in the government. If you could bring it together with A.I., there's all manner of crazy scenarios. And as crazy as you want to get." At no point did the co-hosts of ABC's purported "bona fide news program" question these assertions or push back in any way. In fact, they were teeing them up.
ABC's "bona fide news program" The View brings on Hillary Clinton and Kara Swisher to push a slew of conspiracy theories about how the midterms could be stolen.
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) November 2, 2026
They predict:
-ICE will confront people at the polls
-Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way
-The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin)
-Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
Sara Haines defends Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers:
“If crossing party lines can be an act of conscience for Liz Cheney, I don’t know why the immediate and automatic response was ‘This was betrayal.’” “Integrity is not just backing your principles when it supports your party. The real test is backing them even when it costs you something.”— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) November 3, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:18 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 02:18 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (SHHm+)
Then there is that paragon of mental stability the Mental Mongolian.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (b+pJs)
I have to admit that matches everything we know as of today...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (IGotw)
Because of the redistricting efforts this year to have a shot on picking up any significant number of house seats the Dems would need R voters to be significant down - even if D voters turn out in high number it won't be enough alone...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)
Because fuck you, bitch. Fall in line.
Posted by: Democrats - the Pro Woman Party at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (0U5gm)
Some of you, nearing 29, may remember reports declaring President Kerry by noon.
And you may have seen the video of Bill dancing/hopping with President Hillary based on early reports.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (b+pJs)
The Jews are gonna help him silly...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (4WM7K)
The left now: Obviously Trump is going to hack the elections...what is going to stop him?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (b+pJs)
The Jews are gonna help him silly...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (4WM7K)
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Which makes me a real Nazi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (Oojn5)
That was the state of trolling then. The same four words over and over. But he could type and spell and clearly had some degree of brain activity so overall a much better quality and class of faggot numbskull.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (b+pJs)
He has mind control powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (IGotw)
He's got Joos in his family, doesn't he?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (8B4gm)
262 MSNow has a video with Abdul talking with voters in Ann Arbor. That's not a lot of people.
For Ann Arbor.?!?
Not looking good
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (Sco7b)
There is a lot of flooding in parts of Florida (I am up north, no flooding here). No idea how that will impact things.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Hank Johnson hearing Guam finally flipped at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)
According to Guam's Elections Commission, the results are only 'unofficial' so far.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (8B4gm)
He has mind control powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (IGotw)
He's got Joos in his family, doesn't he?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (yKhjs)
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Just like Hitler!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (IGotw)
But it still surprises me sometimes.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (0U5gm)
They seem very nervous to me and looking to build narratives to explain their loss.
People don't act like this when they think they're winning.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Some of you, nearing 29, may remember reports declaring President Kerry by noon.
And you may have seen the video of Bill dancing/hopping with President Hillary based on early reports.
Posted by: People's Hippo
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Even in 2024 I remember the exit polls being wrong.
The #1 issue (supposedly) voters cared about was preserving democracy, some bullshit Jan 6 talking point.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (L5TOE)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: The Dems at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)
That's the conspiracy that needs to be told.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (BfShq)
That guy... over in the corner... he's a DOGE ICE agent!
You can't see him or hear him 'cause you've been hacked!
Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (4WM7K)
🤦🏻♂️
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (UaTKb)
Hillary and the rest of the geriatric harridans need their Depends changed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (b+pJs)
The #1 issue (supposedly) voters cared about was preserving democracy, some bullshit Jan 6 talking point.
Posted by: Sharpie
Which is hilarious, because we actually did preserve democracy in 2024. Maybe they just misinterpreted the answers they were given.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (0U5gm)
Even if the commie finds enough votes to win the polls said D+25 and last time around the commie won by 11.
If this was a blue wave you've expect the results to have gone from +11 to something like +25 in a blue area but not from +11 to say +1
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
My take is the Dems will lose a few of the high profile ones that really wanted to win, like Talarico and Al Sayed, but still unfortunately have a good night. But it's not going to be what they hoped for.
Like in in 2010, I remember being pissed Harry Reid won reelection, despite the fact Dems overall got destroyed.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (L5TOE)
Ted Cruz- "We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (wzaBj)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fryGyqTJPU&t=53s
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Deliberate or happy accident?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
Don't' cross Trump.
He has mind control powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (IGotw)
Teh Joos modified the Hebrew Weather Control Machine into a Hebrew Election Control Machine using AI and Elon's StarLink!!!!
Perfidious Israelites!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Itsa Me, Mario at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (y/rDv)
Even if the commie finds enough votes to win the polls said D+25 and last time around the commie won by 11.
If this was a blue wave you've expect the results to have gone from +11 to something like +25 in a blue area but not from +11 to say +1
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm happy to have fun with Guam's results, but I'm not sure if Guam's elections reflect overall trends in American politics. I've seen some small assertions here or there, but I still kind of just doubt it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (IGotw)
Thank you and God Bless!
Posted by: Dr. Jack Mehoff, The Mayo Clinic at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (hXOa5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)
Ted Cruz- "We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Posted by: redridinghood
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Did he actually say that?
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (L5TOE)
Ted Cruz- "We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (wzaBj)
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Cruz says this like every election.
It's the only way he knows how to encourage people to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:23 PM (yKhjs
Interesting. Thank you.
A recurring theme I'm seeing as I'm drinking and slumming at liberal areas is how President Trump is tired and low energy (kos).
I'm pretty sure all of us want his energy when we hit 29.3 years old.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (8B4gm)
I walked by my polling place on my walk this morning at 7:30. I'm not sure that the presidential election had so many cars in the parking lot.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (XqFM2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (2GVsD)
Probably a broken water main. This does not augur well.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (Riz8t)
Ted Cruz- "We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (wzaBj)
That's actually not at all what he said.
While encouraging Republicans to vote, Cruz said:
“I don't want to wake up in a world where Texas is all blue, where we've lost every statewide race, where the Democrats have a massive majority in the Senate, a massive majority in the House. Once that happens, there's no turning back. … I'm pleading with you: Show up and vote.”
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2026 02:28 PM (g8Ew8)
Ted Cruz- "We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Way to instill confidence....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (4WM7K)
I've got a problem but I've got a hammer and some
other tools. I've got to go. bbl.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (vC80E)
*throws lamp*
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's The New Line of Work For Trans Doctors at November 03, 2026 02:30 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 02:30 PM (k0zLw)
*throws lamp*
This is eerily on point.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)
(spaces)
https://x.com/BeshearStan/ status/2117660577069773009
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:30 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (/OKHJ)
other tools. I've got to go. bbl.
Posted by: Braenyard
A hammer IS the 1st tool to think of with plumbing problems. I'm sure you'll be back in no time...
Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (ik4bQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (2GVsD)
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The College Fix
@CollegeFix
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1h
BREAKING: A University of Michigan student seen attacking a conservative activist and resisting arrest in a viral video faces one felony count of assaulting an officer and two counts of assault and battery under a pending felony warrant, the Washtenaw County Prosecutor’s Office said Tuesday.
“We thoroughly reviewed the evidence that was submitted to us, and the following charges were authorized against Temulun Togochog based on the evidence that was submitted and the governing law,” Alyssa Fountain, an administrative assistant with Washtenaw County Prosecutor’s Office, said in an email.
Togochog has been charged with one count of assaulting, resisting, or obstructing a police officer, and two counts of assault or assault and battery, Fountain said.
“There is no court date at this time, but a felony warrant for these charges will be issued by the court and a court date set once she has been arraigned on the charges,” she said.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (/OKHJ)
Yes !
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (9sneP)
They did it with 2 feet of rain. That is hardcore dedication.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Praying no.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (9/MK9)
Be Fair.
She only breaks the lamps she can't steal on her way out the door.
Posted by: Itsa Me, Mario at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (y/rDv)
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (Wt1Rs)
The New Republic, Breaking News from Washington and Beyond, 'Haley Stevens’s Friends and Staffers Are Freaked Out by Her Fiancé
Members of Stevens’s inner circle allege her fiancé, Jason Turkish, is bad news. Published Nov. 2
The New York Times's Post
The New York Times
15 hours ago, Monday, November 2, 2026
Haley Stevens’s fiancé, Jason Turkish, 39, is a longtime Democratic donor and disability rights lawyer. He endorsed Republican Mike Rogers for U.S. Senate on Wednesday.
He's a lawyer and a longtime Democratic donor! He has a brain!!!
Oh, my! 😲
Posted by: L - No nic... at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Is she from the Rochester Togochogs?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
They really want Annie to beat Darline and are trying to get every black person in the state with a phone to go vote to get her there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (6ydKt)
Ted Cruz: "Wake up... we.... lose... No turning back."
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (b+pJs)
They hack the elections through the LAMPs, that's what the PHP security flaw was for
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (ke3zm)
And if that upsets the ladies, I think the same of the dumb show/podcast with Cent Ugar or whatever the fuck his name is.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM
******
I am not confident. Talarico is a lot more popular than people realize. I worry that Gina Hinojosa will ride his coattails and beat Abbott for governor.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (wzaBj)
We are the R ground game. We don't have the bribes or cheat the Ds do - we need to win an honest game just getting everyone we know who will vote with us in, and on time.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (Gb7+b)
I'm at the age now where I don't think I can restrain myself anymore pile driving someone into the ground for pulling this shit....doesn't matter if it's some old bat retired teacher or some stupid young college dyke. I'm sure I could mess these women up pretty good before the cops showed up and tased me.
The problem is I have a hell of a lot more to lose than any Goddamned liberal.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (qwx/I)
I've got a problem but I've got a hammer and some
other tools. I've got to go. bbl.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Braen is getting an indoor swimming pool!
Posted by: Ahmad Elmi at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (2bFN5)
No that’s a common mistake people make. I believe she’s from the Dayton Ohio Togochogs.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (wzaBj)
Texans want a sales tax ? I doubt it....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:35 PM (4WM7K)
The New Republic, Breaking News from Washington and Beyond, 'Haley Stevens’s Friends and Staffers Are Freaked Out by Her Fiancé
Members of Stevens’s inner circle allege her fiancé, Jason Turkish, is bad news. Published Nov. 2
Posted by: L - No nic... at November 03, 2026 02:32 PM (NFX2v)
Democrats: Women are stong, independent people, fully capable of exercising their own agency and autonomy.
Also Democrats: Women only turn Republican because of their Jew Fiancée's!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:35 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
They're keeping him around to commit more crime.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (wGerL)
And if that upsets the ladies, I think the same of the dumb show/podcast with Cent Ugar or whatever the fuck his name is.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Hives credence to the Repeal the 19th push.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (9/MK9)
The problem is I have a hell of a lot more to lose than any Goddamned liberal.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Good...Good!
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: 18-1
Togochog, Togochog, Tocochog....
I can't stop this feeling....
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (0U5gm)
BREAKING: A University of Michigan student seen attacking a conservative activist and resisting arrest in a viral video faces one felony count of assaulting an officer and two counts of assault and battery under a pending felony warrant, the Washtenaw County Prosecutor’s Office said Tuesday.
Even worse is the one felony count of publicly wearing a cattle nose ring in the first degree.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (y9nCu)
"Please you have to control us, because we are incapable of controlling ourselves!"
But naturally they can't just consign themselves to the control of someone competent, because that would be unfair that some people can live uncontrolled by outside forces, so they have to drag in all the women/techbros/kulaks who are capable of self-control and make us as miserable as they are.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:35 P
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The people that are voting for her, have no idea what she even stands for.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (wzaBj)
DANCE, YOU IDIOT!!!!
(somewhere in the Continental USA, an AOS commenter is dancing in his house, and his wife is thinking of calling the paramedics)
Posted by: Terri Hatcher at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (BfShq)
Tog O' Chog's sounds like a place to buy Scottish-themed crocs and messenger bags.
Posted by: Polka will never die at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (zuZpx)
They're keeping him around to commit more crime.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (Wt1Rs)
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It's a she.
She is apparently a legal immigrant, so stripping her of her legal status is going to requires something like a criminal conviction.
ICE doesn't just deport anyone not born here, but only people with existing deportation orders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Derak at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (HO+k7)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (BfShq)
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But the polls say that Cruz will lose to Allred!
Wait...what year are we in?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (IGotw)
It's so much worse than that:
1) They are considered to be "bright" people by the networks.
2) they have a rabid audience who hangs on their insipid thoughts.
Posted by: notalawyer at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (fR677)
“Mind control by social security number.” I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Going deep. Out.
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I remember mind control by facebook and the new york times asking people to contact them if they felt they were influenced to vote for trump by something they saw online.
" I was on my way to vote for Hillary when the cherry pies in the grocery store started talking to me. The cherry pies had little eyes... and they were staaaaaaring at me. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (+cIQU)
The short video of Bill and Hilary celebrating backstage in 2016.
I wanted to make you all happy.
It's interesting to watch history erased when it doesn't serve the narrative.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: rickb223
Fuck off with your Commie collective punishment bullshit.
...said with the utmost respect and cordiality.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (OJIoy)
Is she from the Rochester Togochogs?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
________
I was able to locate Mongo's testimony to Congress about how much she loves America and it's so much better than the oppression in Mongolia. In-fucking-credible. Sadly, it appears she was born here and thus can't be deported.
https://tinyurl.com/mta6f9k8
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
Talkywhacker is less appealing than Beato was so I honestly don’t see how he wins this year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt)
http://tiny.cc/0a3d101
How brave of him on Election Day.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (kX27y)
The short video of Bill and Hilary celebrating backstage in 2016.
--
I'm still waiting to see the footage of her throwing lamps across the room as her dreams evaporated that night.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)
I can't stop this feeling....
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I feel for you.
Posted by: Chaka Khan at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (yFLFB)
There is a tooling goof on the new Das Werk Me 262. The Me 262 on display at RAF Herndon has a reinforcing plate where the tail attaches to the fuselage.
So far not found this on any wartime photos where the tail is clearly visible.
But in the tooling Das Werk has made this plate stand 1mm away from the fuselage. Embrace the joys of sanding.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:35
And soccer as the state sport!
Talarico - 2016
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (2Xrky)
They're keeping him around to commit more crime.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2026 02:36 PM (Wt1Rs)
========
It's a she.
She is apparently a legal immigrant, so stripping her of her legal status is going to requires something like a criminal conviction.
ICE doesn't just deport anyone not born here, but only people with existing deportation orders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (IGotw)
_______
She was born here. See my comment above.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (wyKgi)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
Did said yute have a nose ring? You just don't get opportunities for object lessons like that every day.
Posted by: Polka will never die at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (zuZpx)
Wait...what year are we in?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (IGotw)
I mean holy shit. Dem numbers are down in places like Harris County and Republican county numbers are largely up. I’m no pollster but *sticks finger in the wind* that feels like a sign things are headed in the right direction. But the Beto crowd persists, doesn’t it.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: m at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: bonhomme
Playin' 'hard to get,' eh? Just might work out for those two.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (nEUC6)
Talkywhacker is less appealing than Beato was so I honestly don’t see how he wins this year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
==
I mean, Cruz only won by like 1.5% against Beato in 2018.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (L5TOE)
She is apparently a legal immigrant, so stripping her of her legal status is going to requires something like a criminal conviction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
================
I'm still trying to find out the immigration status of that mostly peaceful poetess from Texas. Does anyone know?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (+cIQU)
-Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way
-The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin)
-Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
Oh noes! ¡La Migra! ¡Corre!
Oh noes! Run to Mexico to escape the US Marshals!
I thought the dems declared our elections had 100% integrity...
Mental control? Wut?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (5WPt1)
Talkywhacker is less appealing than Beato was so I honestly don’t see how he wins this year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt)
=========
Beto got within 3 eight years ago right after Cruz, who's always not been a natural politician, got on the wrong side of MAGA by saying "vote your conscience" at the 2016 RNC after he bitterly lost the presidential primary to Trump.
In the 8 years since, Texas has gotten far more Republican (I've seen that imports are R+20 on average) and the Democrat brand has cratered, especially in the border counties because of Biden's open border policies.
And all of this is going to be undone because Talarico, who is a gay twink who loves trans kids and hates Christianity, went to seminary school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (ik4bQ)
Posted by: Walkers at Sigma 957 at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (BfShq)
- Donald Trump will rape voters at random in an abandoned JC Penney's, telling them their pussy is too trash for Bergdorf's
- A cabal of Don's Hebrew relatives will use their vile Jew sorcery to take voting machines offline
- The FSB, at Uncle Vlad's direction, will use sonic weapons to disorient urban voters
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (2Xrky)
Posted by: Ann
Should have read the voter pamphlet earlier so I could ask my gun acquaintances which was the best option.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (vJrRc)
That's not true! I know one of those buff manly agents is going to break down my door soon! And he's going to tell me I am going to be deported unless I can find some other way to pay for my crimes as he takes my mumuu off...
Hey is anyone else getting hot? I've got to, uh, do something. Bye!
/Buzzing noises start in her bedroom
Posted by: Your Average Karen at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)
The leftism broke her.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:42 PM (5WPt1)
Are you saying they don't mind?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
========
Yeah, that fact went in and out of my brain because I don't care about the case.
But it makes the assertion all the funnier.
"Trump would be deporting her if he were serious about immigration."
"Uh...she's a natural born citizen."
"What does that matter? Trump is a tyrant who should break all the laws and deport everyone. Anything less is betrayal."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Jmel at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (3TlS+)
Posted by: Dr. Jack Mehoff, The Mayo Clinic at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM (hXOa5)
Find a lawyer. There are some things that even the Paolo will not do.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (2Xrky)
It was stolen during a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: 18-1
What is it's meaning now? It shows individuality, everyone is getting one!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (OJIoy)
- yes Rachel Apa. from Central Penn FH is how my player knows her. knew her. totally shocking. in amazing shape. my player is running a marathon next weekend which I was already worried about!!!!
- the swing state text!!! I got that text! Just sent it to apple thinking spam? it said I had to go to another polling place to vote. it was 100 percent going to my (old) D-registered account btw
ok now I'll read the post lol sorry ace
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (qBivk)
***
Unless Paxton is really as bad a candidate as we've been led to believe.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (wyKgi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (+cIQU)
Again! Do NOT take the brown acid.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)
My take is the Dems will lose a few of the high profile ones that really wanted to win, like Talarico and Al Sayed, but still unfortunately have a good night. But it's not going to be what they hoped for.
Like in in 2010, I remember being pissed Harry Reid won reelection, despite the fact Dems overall got destroyed.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:26 PM (L5TOE)
****
I've just started off with the exercise band and will keep that going for a loooong time.
Posted by: Satan at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (BfShq)
========
They made the TX senate race a high turnout election.
Texas is a Trump+14 state.
Which party is high turnout going to benefit most in a Trump+14 state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (IGotw)
>>@BRICSinfo
·
1h
>>JUST IN: 🇪🇺 European Union urges citizens to prepare emergency survival kits with enough supplies to last 72 hours.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (wyKgi)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
I’m over 40 and the only submission I see is a person who will go along with any fad, even if it makes them look like an African tribal cannibal.
I can deal with tattoos but the piercings have gotten way put of control, and seem to only be useful as an early warning system for crazy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (nEUC6)
One thing you can absolutely take is the poll were off by 26 points. Guess which direction?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (LOvBA)
The D won in Guam in '22 by 11 points.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (9/MK9)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)
It's not available by the tun?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK)
FFS.
Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
The thing in question was arrested at Rochester airport after returning from an Uma Musume Pretty Derby cosplay event in Los Angeles.
There are photos of "Clara" dressed as one of the horse girls. "Clara" is a guy and tried to sexually assault underage girls.
Good riddance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (2GVsD)
I'm at the age now where I don't think I can restrain myself anymore pile driving someone into the ground for pulling this shit....doesn't matter if it's some old bat retired teacher or some stupid young college dyke. I'm sure I could mess these women up pretty good before the cops showed up and tased me.
The problem is I have a hell of a lot more to lose than any Goddamned liberal.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2026 02:34 PM (qwx/I)
Walk in carrying a cup of old gas station coffee.
You gotta watch the floor in those voting stations, they tend to be slippery.
"Gosh I'm so sorry, lady. Clumsy Meanie, bad Meanie! I'll cover the laundry bill, but not a penny more, because that could be mistaken for a bribe."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (u73oe)
------------------------------------------------------------
Madelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyH
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
12:24 PM · Nov 2, 2026
------------------------------------------------------------
There are now nearly 3,000 replies asking her if she's ever met a man.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
this is maybe due to the weird hacking things going on. all their freezers were hacked and turned off? weird stuff over there.
I like that my appliances (other than the stupid Nespresso) are "dumb"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 02:47 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
I’m over 40 and the only submission I see is a person who will go along with any fad, even if it makes them look like an African tribal cannibal.
I can deal with tattoos but the piercings have gotten way put of control, and seem to only be useful as an early warning system for crazy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)
Not all piercings are visible...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (wyKgi)
You’re right.
I always thought of him as Assho who liked to stand on chairs, so I forgot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (wyKgi)
Depends upon when you look in on him, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (5WPt1)
Hag Central!
Posted by: m at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (odBC9
Masturbatin Pete!
Today's challenge...
Wow. MSNow is full on the hopium.
There may be suicides tonight.
Which would normally be horrible, but they want people like us dead.
Up now, 22 year veteran voting D in South Carolina.
MSNow blue wave people...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)
TIA
Posted by: MAC V SOG at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (P4Pk9)
“There is no court date at this time, but a felony warrant for these charges will be issued by the court and a court date set once she has been arraigned on the charges,” she said.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)
The Togochog is cold by the time I get it home. Can I have the Eatinchog instead?
Posted by: A hungry Lesbian at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (0kX4S)
and how quiet and normal my polling place was
usually many many many lefty looking students
today none
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (qBivk)
this is maybe due to the weird hacking things going on. all their freezers were hacked and turned off? weird stuff over there.
I like that my appliances (other than the stupid Nespresso) are "dumb"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 02:47 PM (qBivk)
There might be some money in making "smart" appliance lobotomy kits...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Ian S.
One would think that there has to be some circumstance in which a man would be at least as unaroused as the woman describes...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: JackStraw "
You DO NOT want to be around for hour 73.
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK)
Those are at least hidden and aren’t quite as ostentatious as a result, especially with women.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (6ydKt)
Which is probably in no way connected to the ongoing "student" riots breaking out across the EU.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (viF8m)
Annoying? Not very sexy?
99% of men would stop what they were doing and give her a hot beef mode adjustment right there.
The other 1% are too busying watching gay pron to notice their GF is annoyed.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)
Ok. There may be a few women lookers in the media. So they can get naked, put on a pair of Louboutin’s and feed me grapes while the others burn.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
Looks like Europeans may have to consider not buying food daily. Even those tiny kitchens with the tiny fridge/freezer can hold a week's worth of food. (We do that when we travel there.) It is a matter of inducing them to do so. That is gonna be tough.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)
Good. I bought a bushel of milk yesterday.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (g8Ew8)
Kill two birds with one stone
Good thing its almost all downhill there, bad thing is all uphill coming back
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (MWfyi)
Hag Central!
Posted by: m at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (odBC9
Masturbatin Pete!
Today's challenge...
Wow. MSNow is full on the hopium.
There may be suicides tonight.
Which would normally be horrible, but they want people like us dead.
Up now, 22 year veteran voting D in South Carolina.
MSNow blue wave people...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)
What I hope to see...
https://youtu.be/SHG0ezLiVGc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Vengeance
---------
Parlay with some promise.
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
========
Yeah, that fact went in and out of my brain because I don't care about the case.
But it makes the assertion all the funnier.
"Trump would be deporting her if he were serious about immigration."
"Uh...she's a natural born citizen."
"What does that matter? Trump is a tyrant who should break all the laws and deport everyone. Anything less is betrayal."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:43 PM (IGotw)
_____
I'm interested in the case only because it was fun to watch her get her ass beat by both the Jewish supporters and then the cops. Then she shouts out the immortal line "I've already been in a mental institution!"
It's also curious because 99% of these kinds of people are hideous and misshapen and turn to this kind of activism because they are desperate and needy.
This girl is much more attractive, has some pull in the community (she testified before Congress!), and woulda been going places. She chose this life.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)
Voted yesterday. Filled in our mail-in ballots at home. Ive been registered to vote absentee since I missed voting in the 1994 mid-terms due to last minute business travel.
I walked the ballots into the polling place and watched as the poll worker visually scanned the envelopes to verify they were properly filled in and watched him drop them into a black box with what looked like a tamper-proof opening similar to a mailbox slot. I live in a Republican district but no sounds like a shredder ensued.
Activity was busy but not crowded. I was in and out in less than three minutes. Took me longer to park my big klunky truck.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)
= =
The same people telling us this now are the same people who said the election machines were TOTALLY SECURE YOU GUYS in 2020 and anyone who said different was an unhinged conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: The RNC at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (m0WlR)
There aren't many, so the woman switched gears to "Imagine if your girlfriend was fat and smelled bad and did this", which just got a flood of "why am I dating her then?"
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)
Still annoying as hell.
Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 02:51 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And a member of the #MeToo movement.
(Pound Me Too)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:51 PM (9/MK9)
Posted by: Black Orchid
/----
The non voting Rep from the North Marianas Islands also won re-election. She is a Republican. I was a bit surprised by that tidbit
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2026 02:51 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: 18-1
==
I just looked it up and in the House of Rep, the R won 52/47 in 2022
The gov race, the Dem won.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:52 PM (L5TOE)
Same outcome... violence, civil unrest, etc. whether they won or lost.
Wonder how that's going.... if at all.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 02:52 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (2ap+5)
If they aren't we'll just delay and giver Democrat a chance to "find" ballots.
>>@NBCNews
>>Democrats are heavily favored in public polling in the House and in several key Senate races. If those numbers prove accurate, it’s possible that NBC News could project control of both chambers on election night. But it’s more likely that determining the winners will take time.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (L5TOE)
Posted by: Hillary at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (m0WlR)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)
Good. I bought a bushel of milk yesterday.
I got the last furlong of eggs.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (Riz8t)
Looks like Europeans may have to consider not buying food daily. Even those tiny kitchens with the tiny fridge/freezer can hold a week's worth of food. (We do that when we travel there.) It is a matter of inducing them to do so. That is gonna be tough.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (SHHm+)
___________
No air conditioners, no refrigerators. What else don't they have?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (eRlcH)
Had a female friend in college who got her belly button pierced. She of course had to tell everyone she met. We were having lunch in the cafeteria when another friend who didn't know her came to sit with me.
I decided to have a little fun, and turn the conversation to her piercing. She raved about how cool it looked and asked the other guy if he wanted to see. "Uh, ok I guess?"
She then stood up and started pulling her shirt up and my friend suddenly realized he didn't know what she pierced exactly and was...hopeful.
Only of course to be annoyed when she lift her shirt up only to mid stomach level and showed the belly button piercing. "Oh, uh, yeah, like, uh, that's great"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)
Oh no, someone like Elon Musk might have my SS number. I trust him more that you.
"Hold these people accountable!" Comedy gold Jerry.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (BfShq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM
Freedom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (ctC8W)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)
It's hard to find a spot for the F950 Earthfucker.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (8B4gm)
I liked his analysis, even if it was more on the optimistic side.
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (L5TOE)
=======
Mostly just does X now.
https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
He occasionally pops by.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (IGotw)
I got the last furlong of eggs.
Posted by: Archimedes "
I got a whole giraffe's worth of bananas.
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (vJrRc)
Eating pizza and wings while watching the Superbowl.
Bit if she’s hot and the game is getting boring, and she tried that then she’d end up getting what she asked for.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 02:54 PM (XeU6L)
No phone, no lights, no motor car...
Wait, Gilligan's Island is in Europe?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (Riz8t)
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*snaps fingers while moving hand in classic "Z" for Zorro motion"
That's "thicc-ness" honey!
*slides hip out and places finger on ampleness found there*
*makes sizzle sound*
*blows on finger as if it got burned from touching something too hot"
Posted by: Letitia James at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (OJIoy)
Still annoying as hell.
Posted by: Reforger
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I was thinking you were going to say you took the flail / morning star out of your back pocket. OK, maybe I was hoping that was what you were going to say.
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:49 PM (vJrRc)
If we include death, I guess so.
Posted by: far cry at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (pBJ6M)
Posted by: Ian S
Welp. That may be one of the points on which the sexes will never understand each other.
But congratulations to all you gents on the strength of your self-restraint. If the desire is really that constant (which sounds hella obnoxious to deal with), your self-control is genuinely impressive.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (vJrRc)
The Mental Mongolian has those also. Plus she is on a slew of medications.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (2GVsD)
"Annoying? Not very sexy?"
So what? Just give her the two minute miracle and go back to work. Treat it like a smoke break.
Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (b+pJs)
Mostly just does X now.
https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
He occasionally pops by.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Interesting, I'll have to check it out.
Does he have any predictions about todays election?
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (L5TOE)
*throws lamp*
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (BfShq)
*******
This has potential for an entire series!
No, not Hillary - the unnamed 'her' and Bill.
Posted by: Brazzers at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (QXsxd)
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (MWfyi)
I am surprised she is still alive. Clearly a case of drinking the blood of babies.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (LOvBA)
No phone, no lights, no motor car...
Wait, Gilligan's Island is in Europe?
Does that mean Maryanne and Ginger are going topless at the beach? Yay!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
Does he have any predictions about todays election?
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (L5TOE)
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If only you had a direct link to where he publishes his public thoughts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (IGotw)
I got the last furlong of eggs.
Posted by: Archimedes "
I got a whole giraffe's worth of bananas.
Posted by: fd
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5 Lbs. of milk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (M0I1r)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I sort of lost my old Twitter account
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (L5TOE)
I've taken pamphlets from these dem operatives twice. Once to vote exactly the opposite (it was rather helpful when I hadn't researched the Judges, etc.), and once to throw in the trash while they watched.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 02:57 PM (iOpI2)
You can sort of get it by something like, "Imagine if I told you I wasn't in the mood to talk whenever you brought up something bothering you for an extended period of time and told you if you really needed some kind of emotional release you could go talk to yourself"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:57 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:57 PM (2GVsD)
I got the last furlong of eggs.
Posted by: Archimedes "
I got a whole giraffe's worth of bananas.
Posted by: fd
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5 Lbs. of milk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 02:56 PM (XeU6L)
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A jigger of gold!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2026 02:57 PM (M0I1r)
>>JUST IN: 🇪🇺 European Union urges citizens to prepare emergency survival kits with enough supplies to last 72 hours.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
That's an oddly specific time span. And not nearly enough for any kind of emergency that might severely disrupt the supply chains.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 02:58 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: 2004 Ace commenter at November 03, 2026 02:58 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:58 PM (2GVsD)
The Mental Mongolian has those also. Plus she is on a slew of medications.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ghengis Con could be beautiful. But she chooses not to be.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (8B4gm)
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.
Posted by: Gilligan's Island at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (hXOa5)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
If we include death, I guess so.
Posted by: far cry
Blue, Really rested and Ready!
Posted by: Rigor Mortis at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (w9Wax)
Surrogates like an elderly and spent former Party boss or a bunch of retarded drug addicts on a low-rated TV show are perfect for pushing your stupidest, nuttiest agitprop that other media operatives don't want to touch. It's bitch work.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 02:27 PM
Via Grok:
Yes, the quote is real. Sen. Ted Cruz said it on his podcast The Verdict with Ted Cruz around October 30, 2026 (a few days before Election Day).
Full relevant portion:
“Texas is excruciatingly close. Understand, we could lose Texas. Let me repeat that: We could lose Texas. And by the way, not just the Senate race. We could lose every single statewide race in Texas. That’s how close these numbers are.”
He framed it around strong Democratic early voting, national “bloodbath” risks for Republicans if early-vote patterns held (citing opposition to Trump), and the need for GOP voters to turn out. He noted that polls can have left bias but said the turnout data itself was real, and he urged people to vote.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 02:53 PM (eRlcH)
I have never stayed in a European hotel or Airbnb without air conditioning. Of course the Airbnb places have a fridge/freezer combo in the kitchen.
I have been to many of my husband's relative's homes in France (houses and apartments) and only one place had air! (in Paris) Thankfully, I've never been there during a heatwave.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (SHHm+)
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What a bunch of garbage.
A longtime Brooklyn judge spent nearly two years dodging a stack of sanitation violations by repeatedly flaunting her judicial status to avoid hearings and get out of paying a paltry $150 in fines, a court ethics board found.
Diva Justice Katherine Levine spent 20 months fighting the city’s Office of Administrative Trials and Hearings over three minor trash violations, earning herself an admonition from the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct, according to a release Monday.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (kX27y)
Turned in my ballot yesterday here in Clownifornia. I was surprised to find only one instance of Donkey vs Donkey on my local ballot, given the insane jungle voting system. Luckily, there was a spot for a write-in candidate.
It'll be interesting to see how many votes S. Baldrick received, aside from mine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 02:52 PM (2GVsD)
She told everybody she was right after she said she’d taken a Plan B and then she felt guilty.
It’s possible that was just another troll as she seemed to be going for ‘offensive’ at every opportunity, while looking up to see what reaction she was getting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (2GVsD)
I heard she collapsed into a singularity.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (Q/y3
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I know one thing: she's gotten fatter than shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (c9YYK)
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Sadly, not akin to the death of Hypatia, pic:
https://shorturl.at/VdOuH
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (XeU6L)
>>@GlennThrush
>>NEWS: Election Day stunner: DOJ has sent criminal target letters to 20 Dems including campaign lawyer Marc Elias and DSCC in its double-Dan investigation — a major escalation.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 02:38 PM (+cIQU)
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Next time don't go to the Muppet Bakery.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2026 03:01 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:01 PM (cfGMy)
Did you vote for him because of his cunning plan for America?
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 03:02 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2026 03:02 PM (c9YYK)
Then they send out their Antifa Adjacent thugs to burn stuff down.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2026 03:02 PM (rg/w7)
BREAKING: A University of Michigan student seen attacking a conservative activist and resisting arrest in a viral video faces one felony count of assaulting an officer and two counts of assault and battery under a pending felony warrant, the Washtenaw County Prosecutor’s Office said Tuesday.
Posted by: beckster
Great and all, but we need to get the girl she shoved some Krav Maga lessons.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (nEUC6)
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Sadly, not akin to the death of Hypatia, pic:
https://shorturl.at/VdOuH
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (XeU6L)
Hey Mike! If you prefer seeing Hillary topless like Hypatia in the picture, I have a couple of links I can send you...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (lfNXu)
Could we just move on to ear gauges?
The Mental Mongolian has those also. Plus she is on a slew of medications.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ghengis Con could be beautiful. But she chooses not to be.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:59 PM (8B4gm)
Genghis Connie....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (b+pJs)
The Swisher was a variant of the British Tall Boy bomb with rocket assist. It was designed to smash hardened targets like concrete U-boat pens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (2GVsD)
Might as well. They suck at football, baseball, and basketball.
Posted by: Case at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (En+fz)
Then they send out their Antifa Adjacent thugs to burn stuff down.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2026 03:02 PM (rg/w7)
===
"Take this, Republicans!"
-antifa, burning down storefronts in Baltimore, Portland, Chicago, and Seattle
"lolgf."
-Republicans, no where near those places
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 03, 2026 02:29 PM (BfShq)
Reminds me of a now old joke:
Chelsea Clinton decides to bring home a man she wants to marry to meet her parents. During dinner, her father takes her to the kitchen and says, "I've not always been faithful to your Mom...I hate to tell you this, but you can't marry him; he's your half-brother."
Disappointed, Chelsea breaks it off with her fiance.
Months later, Chelsea brings home another man to meet the parents; the same thing happens.
Chelsea brings home a third man, and again, the same thing happens, another half brother. In complete frustration, she pulls Hilary into the kitchen and asks, "How could you have married such an unfaithful man? I'll NEVER find anyone to marry!"
Hilary responds, "Don't worry; he's not your father."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (l3cgK)
Our resident "semi leftist" neighbor is freaking out over this...
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:55 PM (vJrRc)
Most White & Asian men, anyhow.
There’s a reason the Muslims have to cover their women up and it’s not because they are all so beautiful and tempting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (6ydKt)
Deranged Leftists in the same conversation five minutes later: "Trump is going to hack the midterms ... with his mind."
They can think both of those "thoughts" literally at the same time.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: 18-1
Okay, I can get that.
And there's definitely a "mental masturbation" joke somewhere in there.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:04 PM (b+pJs)
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I often wondered if Hillary sang to Bill re Monica; 'Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy boy, Billy boy...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)
So, a Christian mother and a Jewish father?
Just like Meridith Baxter and that guy named Berney.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
That would be like Christmas and my birthday rolled into one to see that corrupt asshat go down.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (SHHm+)
It'll be interesting to see how many votes S. Baldrick received, aside from mine.
Did you vote for him because of his cunning plan for America?
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 03:02 PM (Q/y3
Yes. Plus, I liked his campaign where he ran on issues rather than personalities. Because he doesn't HAVE a personality.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (y9nCu)
Amy Reichert
@amyforsandiego
·
43m
🚨 VERY IMPORTANT: DISTURBING REPORT FROM SAN DIEGO BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATION
An eyewitness reports that the ballot drop box at the library on Voltaire Street was so full that voters were being turned away.
According to the witness, ballots were on the ground as election workers slowly emptied the overflowing box, filling TWO bags.
The witness says one worker then loaded the bags into an unmarked minivan.
When she began recording, an election worker allegedly told her to DELETE THE VIDEO.
She refused.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)
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I often wondered if Hillary sang to Bill re Monica; 'Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy boy, Billy boy...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)
But she made a great humidor, Hilary...
Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)
This summer, French media and politicians were pushing the idea that air conditioning is a fascist right-wing technology.
I wish I was making that up.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (P5BPp)
When Norah Vincent started talking testosterone she noted she always thought she had a strong sex drive but couldn't believe how much stronger it got...
Now part of growing up as a teenaged guy is learning how to control this but in some parts of the world they have different ideas...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
But of course! You're talking about people who simultaneously believe that the Bad Orange Man is a Nazi dictator, a Russian agent, and an Israeli asset.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/33y9cdzr
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2026 03:03 PM (nEUC6)
Meh. The lady she pushed is a ConservaTHOT "influencer" who's a dual citizen of France. I'd deport the pair to Mongolia in a kennel with their forearms tied together. See which is strong enough to survive the flight and brave the wilds of the East Asian steppe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (BI5O2)
When she began recording, an election worker allegedly told her to DELETE THE VIDEO.
She refused.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)
The vote is 100% secure! Integrity guaranteed, or your ballot back!
It's okay, you see; San Diego only has a 105% registration rate.
Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)
The Dems must really be scared.
Hope they turned the video over to the FBI.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (lo6aw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (y9nCu)
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hahahahahahhha
Best show ever.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man
I'd go over and start messing with them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts
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Semi-topless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (/OKHJ)
Hilarious, but I'm docking you 5 points for not spelling it "Khunt."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (LOvBA)
The Hags of The View Have Queen Hag on.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2026 03:06 PM (P5BPp)
Swisher Sweets >>>> Kara Swisher
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (wtvvX)
I saw. And all those poor people who died due to extreme heat. Terrible.
Install air conditioning! save a life.
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (eRgLv)
I like to think of myself as a nice guy.
No. Just let them marinate in their misery.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (LOvBA)
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
🚨🚨 I have just been informed by
@ReawakenUSA CEO
@realjamesowen
that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
I’ll repost it every day until she’s expelled and charged.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:10 PM (kX27y)
Other guy said we should sit in driveways and clean guns...
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:10 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (/OKHJ)
Hilarious, but I'm docking you 5 points for not spelling it "Khunt."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
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This excellent missed opportunity will haunt us.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: man
I'd go over and start messing with them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (8B4gm)
Put some fake, filled-out ballots in her mailbox...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:09 PM (W2Pud)
I went to a polling station and dropped my ballot in one of their official ballot bags (after verifying I signed and dated the envelope) yesterday. Haven't gotten the text message yet that my ballot was received though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (Zyj/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:12 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:12 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:12 PM (Oe4b2)
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (k0zLw)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (enNUy)
I picked the (slightly) lesser of two weevils in the races like that on my ballot. My choice was between a former SF supervisor backed by Bernie Sanders or an Assemblyman who "wrote" the plastic straw ban legislation...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 03:05 PM (/OKHJ)
Hilarious, but I'm docking you 5 points for not spelling it "Khunt."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
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This excellent missed opportunity will haunt us.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:11 PM (iOpI2)
...khaunt us ?.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (0E9/T)
that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
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Why should Genghis Khunt be shielded from public opprobrium? She is a proud Mongol and an adult who can certainly handle a little "negative blowback."
Don't cancel sweet little Baby Genghis!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (1tBAe)
The music for the "bad guys" was on fire
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
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100%. And not just the music
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (KwHI5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:12 PM (LOvBA)
Which is ironic, given how many geezers hold the levers of power...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (2GVsD)
Me too.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (Q/y38)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (1tBAe)
Sure but they said that about an election they had stolen so of course it's possible!
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:14 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
-----
Why should Genghis Khunt be shielded from public opprobrium? She is a proud Mongol and an adult who can certainly handle a little "negative blowback."
Don't cancel sweet little Baby Genghis!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
Khannie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)
—
Like say oh i dunno a pipe bursting in an Atlanta vote counting building?
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (1tBAe)
The fact that she is literally certifiable will make it easier on her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (6ydKt)
Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarino
·
5h
They are currently stealing Mike Lawler’s seat in NY.
They said there’s no way we will know the winner today due to problems with ballot machines and now none of the machines are working.
We should’ve passed the FUCKING SAVE ACT that Trump tried to sign but the Senate refused to get to his desk!
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)
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Horrible choices. I'm sorry you're stuck with, as Ace would say, shit or garbage.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: Tuna at November 03, 2026 03:16 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:16 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic . . . at November 03, 2026 03:16 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
Or it's just kids blowing them.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:16 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (2GVsD)
Or it's just kids blowing them.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:16 PM (b+pJs)
I know someone else who was good at blowing things...
Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at November 03, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)
—
Like say oh i dunno a pipe bursting in an Atlanta vote counting building?
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (1tBAe)
Or giving the FBI a dossier so they would have probable cause to spy on an opponent’s presidential campaign.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: NCKate
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The same for me here in Buncombe County.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:17 PM (XeU6L)
Also it kills a lot of young children, otherwise known as "late-term abortion".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1tBAe)
Posted by: CAPTAIN PHILLIPS at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (LBj9x)
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
🚨🚨 I have just been informed by
@ReawakenUSA CEO
@realjamesowen
that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
I’ll repost it every day until she’s expelled and charged.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:10 PM (kX27y)
HELLO!
Posted by: Streisand Effect at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (PgV1+)
Don't they test these things before election day????
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
6h
They're putting the ballots in bags. Hope GOP has a ton of lawyers on the ground.
Mike Lawler
@lawler4ny
7h
There is a problem with every ballot scanner in Westchester County. We do not yet know the exact cause of the issue, whether it is the ballot or the machine. The Board of Elections is working with their vendors to resolve it.
However, every ballot will be counted. Stay on line.
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
1h
Westchester County Executive Jenkins (D): "I have no idea" why ballots aren't fitting in our scanners.
This is a key battleground district.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (W2Pud)
I always vote no on all the judges. The leftist bar puts forth candidates for the Governor to pick from, never any Constitutionalists or conservatives. It's a serious legal quagmire.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 03:19 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Shrugs
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I think that it was only a leaky toilet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:19 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1tBAe)
It would make it easier to police elections and pay attention to the other pathways to the steal. As it is our attention is divided for stupid reasons that SAVE could manage.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 03:19 PM (b+pJs)
Are you talking about Frank Hamer and Ben Gault?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 03:19 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:15 PM (kX27y)
*****
My buddy Thune does what he's told. Doing nothing is a speciality of his.
Posted by: Satan at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (UjdFS)
same here, blue county in a red state
Posted by: brak at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (gw3RI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (cfGMy)
https://x.com/IAmVerySilky/status/
2117676383044542610
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:21 PM (k0zLw)
Everyone stop, right now! Pull out your Social Security number. Add together the nine digits. The total will be 666.
No need to thank me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2026 03:21 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Tuna at November 03, 2026 03:21 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: NCKate
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Holding my nose, I voted for the existing progressive Mayor. The alternative being a hardcore Socialist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (1Zpx7)
And I will laugh.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (UjdFS)
The problem with the Dims Lying Polls That Lie is that most Reps/conservatives have figured out that political polls are 100% baloney-
while the Dims Low IQ Smooth Brains still think political polls reflect reality.
Sad.
Though I suppose the Dims could always wind-up winning with their twin superpowers of cheating and violence...
We'll see.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (YSUhf)
Posted by: John Galt at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (8B4gm)
It's like the mob is running the "count".
Tammany Hall waves "hi"
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 03:13 PM (k0zLw)
At least Tammany had that great American scoundrel Daniel Sickles as a brother in the organization. Dood was hi-larious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (y9nCu)
Mongolia, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 03:22 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Tuna
==
its always that
live in a red district and a bunch of school board seats were captured that way
Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (PenpZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)
Westchester County Executive Jenkins (D): "I have no idea" why ballots aren't fitting in our scanners.
This is a key battleground district.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (kX27y)
Well, I’m no expert, but I am going to guess the page sizes were too large or the scanner intake is set to the wrong paper size.
But I’m not the Westchester County Executive so it’s possible I’m way off here.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)
I am confident that the "All my spare change gets spent on scratch to win lotto tickets" crowd has sussed this one out and we are doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:18 PM (enNUy)
Same here (Cook County). As usual, a lot of unopposed Ds, though I wrote in "No" when I had the opportunity.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (vSvIl)
*****
My trick here is to already have ballots in the bags. People are stupid. They will all get counted. Judges dont care. They run unopposed or have lifetime sinecure.
Posted by: Satan at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)
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