Mid-Morning Art Thread

Secrets II
Paul Wiesenfeld

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 And I'm lookin......

At yo tittays!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

4
Don't know what she's holding. A book or a dildo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (eRlcH)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

6 The ginger was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (aDmlG)

7 She needs a pillow.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (GhFyc)

8 Nood art.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 30, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)
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Accuracy rating? 100%

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (FZ29D)

9 must hang

Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (5rh/l)

10 Woo hoo!

Posted by: Mr Buzzy at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (8B4gm)

11 I've seen documentaries that started like this.
They had happy endings.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)

12 Don't know what she's holding. A book or a dildo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (eRlcH)
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NYT Crossword Puzzle.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

13 A fine way to end the week. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

14 all done. should put a towel down first.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

15 >>Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (FZ29D)

It's a gift.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

16 Ilan Nur Said thinks this is called "Secrets Eleven"

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (h4J+2)

17 Don't think she's left anything secret.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 30, 2026 09:33 AM (ftFVW)

18 as soon as you see the pall mall menthol lights, move on.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

19 Nice gams.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

20 Alternate title: Sunday Book Thread

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

21 I like the rug and the sofa and the light coming through the window. The nude I'm not so taken with, because there are much better pictures of nudes from other artists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (xz+xK)

22 12 Don't know what she's holding. A book or a dildo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2026

Well, it's not green.

Posted by: The WNBA at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (aDmlG)

23 Don't think she's left anything secret.
Posted by: She Hobbit

That's what I was thinking too.

Posted by: Tuna at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

24 >>must hang

Really, it's hanging after looking at that?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)

25 Alternate title: Sunday Book Thread
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)
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With no pants?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (FZ29D)

26 If you embiggen, the title of the painting is written on the magazine sitting on the table.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (JzUSu)

27 16 this gal has 9000 more nerve endings than the dear deported.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

28 Alternate title: Sunday Book Thread
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

Did she steal rickb223's "pants rule exemption" card?

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h4J+2)

29 Really, it's hanging after looking at that?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM

I was in the pool!!

Posted by: George at October 30, 2026 09:36 AM (aDmlG)

30 A morning read after a night in the sack.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

31 Meh. The room seems stuffy, oppressive. And you'll never make me believe that lamp has any secrets.

Posted by: gp at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

32 I assume she's reading Morningstar Milking Farm.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)

33 >>With no pants?

There's a pants rule.
There's not a pants verification.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

34 Thanks gooodness it's a letter, I assume ( since the (title is Secrets) or book and not a cell phone she's looking at

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (xz+xK)

35 Secrets IV was the biggest seller in the series.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

36 Alternate title:

"This Movie Starts When The Plumber Arrives In The Next Two Minutes"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (YSUhf)

37 Cornell reading room.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (AlhUl)

38
Did she steal rickb223's "pants rule exemption" card?
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h4J+2)

Why would there be a rule preventing women from removing their pants?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

39 26 named for the mag.
and she should put the lid back on that "locker room" jar.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

40 Alternate title:

Resting on the Casting Couch

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

41 Does the pants rule include panties?

Posted by: Just to clarify at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM (aDmlG)

42 Alternate Title:

"Amy Likes Her Pizza Delivered But Doesn't Like To Pay For It"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM (YSUhf)

43 "Ao3 Is Down and I Must Read"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 09:39 AM (88C+u)

44 If you've got a woman naked on your couch, why would you waste all that time painting?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

45 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

46 Naked Redhead.
Pack of smokes.
Mug of coffee.
A start to an excellent day.

Posted by: Ready Freddie at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (EdP2u)

47
Alternate Title:

"Bean Flicker Takes A Well-Deserved 'Time Out'"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (ixS3i)

48 She's reading "50 Bales of Hay."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

49 So what brand of cigarettes does she smoke?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (aDmlG)

50 42 "baby sitter gifted car by family"
--> i have a theory.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

51 Guy couldn't decide whether to paint a nude or a still life, so he threw in both.

Posted by: gp at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

52 No Secrets there.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (rg/w7)

53 Old man wakes up and totters to the living room, where he finds a beautiful young lady lounging naked on his couch. So many thoughts race through his mind. First thing he does is yell at her for eating all his caramels from the candy jar.

Posted by: red speck at October 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

54 44 because you still had 59 min and 40sec left.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

55 There are still secrets.

We have no idea what her ass looks like.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

56
Her Secret: She has a tramp stamp tattoo.

Her Shame: It's a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:41 AM (YSUhf)

57 I don’t get it. The carpet is red but the drapes are clearly white.

Posted by: red speck at October 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

58 The curtains and rug don’t match either.

Hmm.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 30, 2026 09:42 AM (rg/w7)

59 Secret: the couch contains fifty nine cents of loose change. Shhhh!

Posted by: gp at October 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Jr5Lq)

60
Her Secret: She has a tramp stamp tattoo.

Her Shame: It's a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:41 AM (YSUhf)

https://shorturl.fm/jvFL7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

61
"I wonder what my guys at the frat are up for this evening?" she mused. "Better replenish my stock of Vitamin K!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ixS3i)

62 49 gauloises

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

63 There's a pants rule.
There's not a pants verification.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)
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That's not what bob from the nsa tells me..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (FZ29D)

64 If the couch is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (RORbl)

65 because you still had 59 min and 40sec left.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

Point taken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

66 We can get the smell of ass out of any furniture.

Posted by: Stanley Steemer at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (EdP2u)

67
$20, same as in town

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (ixS3i)

68 ----
That's not what bob from the nsa tells me..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 09:43 AM (FZ29D)

Bobs and vagene!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

69 >>Her Secret: She has a tramp stamp tattoo.
Her Shame: It's a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman.

Her other secret: she's a he, just waiting for you to figure it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (rOKnE)

70 We can get the smell of ass out of any furniture.

Posted by: Stanley Steemer at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (EdP2u)

Can verify......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 30, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

71 That's one of ours!

Posted by: Nasser Aftab's House of Carpets, Route 17 at October 30, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

72 66 "now we'll never get that smell out of the fish."

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

73 Abner! Abner! You'll never believe what I just saw through the Stephens' front window!

Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

74 Not a painting I would hang but I would spend time in a gallery looking at. Another late 20th century artist who can do nice, accurate and realistic detail with natural colors and good perspective. It has a feel of Edward Hopper influenced by Andrew Wyeth. Which is fine just not outstanding. The most appealing aspect is the woman. She is completely relaxed and comfortable while enjoying a warm, sunny day. It's peaceful. And for my tastes, I like the her figure is natural, not some Barbie doll hard body. She isn't on display, just comfortable.

Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

75
Can verify......
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg

I think you meant to say "attest", numb nuts

We all know you'd be champing at the bit to "verify".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (ixS3i)

76 Apparently she ended up on the couch for eating crackers in bed.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (WXuyH)

77
Not a western bar nekkid lady painting hung over the bourbon bottles, fer shur.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (Y8DZL)

78 >>> 69
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Her other secret: she's a he, just waiting for you to figure it out.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (rOKnE)

Laces out! LACES OUT!!!

Posted by: Lt. Einhorn at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (jb8Ss)

79 You know what we need?
Scratch and Sniff artwork!
I'm there baby....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b)

80 Pretty ugly.

Posted by: Joe at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Uy/WF)

81 76 "look at that bitch..."

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

82 Alternate title:

"The Breakfast of Champions"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (YSUhf)

83 Naked and reading a sample ballot
Would hang in a private place .
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 09:47 AM (f8snw)

84 Seems there's a carpet in need of munchin'.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

85 Bobs and vagene!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

I was always a little suspicious of you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

86 Assuming the walls of the room are square, the mirror is reflecting the wrong thing to the viewer. It should be reflecting more of the window, less of the lamp.

Posted by: gp at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (Jr5Lq)

87 ...Which is fine just not outstanding...

Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

Go ahead - say it. I give you permission to use THE word that means exactly that!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (h4J+2)

88 Apparently she ended up on the couch for eating crackers in bed.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Appalled she'd risk get crackers in her crevices. That would be about as bad as sand in your crack.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ftFVW)

89 Why would there be a rule preventing women from removing their pants?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM

Dude, have you seen the average Austin feminist?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ctC8W)

90 Love the carpet and the drapes.

Posted by: Home Emporium at October 30, 2026 09:50 AM (EdP2u)

91 That has musty painted all over it.

Posted by: Wormword at October 30, 2026 09:50 AM (yOcCL)

92 >>> 88 Apparently she ended up on the couch for eating crackers in bed.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Appalled she'd risk get crackers in her crevices. That would be about as bad as sand in your crack.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ftFVW)

I hate sand!

Posted by: Anakin S. at October 30, 2026 09:50 AM (jb8Ss)

93
This is from the "Fuzzificated Pointillism" school of art, which came into being when a Pointillist accidentally smeared a portion of his work when he tripped while stepping back to admire it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:50 AM (ixS3i)

94
I was always a little suspicious of you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

You know you like it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)

95 Assuming the walls of the room are square, the mirror is reflecting the wrong thing to the viewer. It should be reflecting more of the window, less of the lamp.
Posted by: gp

There's a mirror?!

*trots back to look again*

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 30, 2026 09:51 AM (ftFVW)

96 Why would there be a rule preventing women from removing their pants?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:38 AM

Dude, have you seen the average Austin feminist?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ctC8W)

So we don't have to hear/read Jeff Spicoli exclaim, "Gnarly!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)

97 88 Apparently she ended up on the couch for eating crackers in bed.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Anytime!

https://youtu.be/FVfL9xZ7GXo

Posted by: Barbara Mandrell at October 30, 2026 09:51 AM (aDmlG)

98
"Sand in the Vag" would be a perfect name for a consultancy staffed exclusively by Karens.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:51 AM (ixS3i)

99
Dude, have you seen the average Austin feminist?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ctC8W)

Valid.......

However, in my defense, I would highly doubt they would be perusing the world famous AoS Book Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

100
100 comment rule

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ixS3i)

101 Valid.......

However, in my defense, I would highly doubt they would be perusing the world famous AoS Book Thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:52 AM

Your point is also valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ctC8W)

102
Whoa! Major jackpot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ixS3i)

103 I've never understood the purpose that type of sofa. There's basically no comfortable position on such a thing.

She's gonna wind up with a terrible stiff neck or tweaked-out back if she holds that position for very long. We won't even go into the likely consequences of anything more lively.

I suggest that they adjourn to the bedroom for investigation of further secrets.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (qlLNh)

104 However, in my defense, I would highly doubt they would be perusing the world famous AoS Book Thread.
Posted by: Sponge

The Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread is more their speed.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

105 Lovely

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (uIP5r)

106 "Sand in the Vag" would be a perfect name for a consultancy staffed exclusively by Karens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:51 AM (ixS3i)

And a Greenfield, MA lesbian bar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

107 100
100 comment rule
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

*slow clap*

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

108 I saw Sand in the Vag open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2019.

I was forced.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

109 Her Secret: She has a tramp stamp tattoo.
Her Shame: It's a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman.

Her other secret: she's a he, just waiting for you to figure it out.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:44 AM (rOKnE)

Her Other Other Secret:

She's a Woman Pretending To Be a Man Pretending to Be a Woman.*

*Blake Edward's Pitch Meeting

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 09:54 AM (YSUhf)

110 Your point is also valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Wait, you and Sponge are valid now, too? Doof is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

111 Put a towel on that couch!

Posted by: Kosciuszko at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

112 She's not from France. No hair on her legs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (eEW2s)

113
Your point is also valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ctC8W)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

114 It was a gritty performance.

Posted by: Rinshot at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (aDmlG)

115 Wait, you and Sponge are valid now, too? Doof is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

How obtuse......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

116 86 it's an homage to magritte.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (Bep7s)

117 Valid.......

However, in my defense, I would highly doubt they would be perusing the world famous AoS Book Thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:52 AM

Your point is also valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ctC8W)

But not INCREDIBLY valid

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (h4J+2)

118 > 114 It was a gritty performance.
Posted by: Rinshot at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (aDmlG)

Some found the dialogue abrasive, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 09:56 AM (qlLNh)

119 Wait, you and Sponge are valid now, too? Doof is gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 09:54 AM

But I'm not whelmed, yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ctC8W)

120 88 crack crackers -> snack crackers

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

121 They need to smooth some rough edges.

Posted by: Music critic at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM (aDmlG)

122
"Jane Doe" of Cornell Seven fame is acting out IRL the role of Alex Forrest, the bunny boiler, from "Fatal Attraction".

It is easy to see her, enraged, and speaking out, "I will not be ignored, boys!" when she was disinvited from that frat's Halloween party.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM (ixS3i)

123 Febreze!

Posted by: Unkaren at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM (m6fGY)

124 Beats about 90% of the art posted in this thread.

Posted by: let's express positive things negatively at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM (epXJE)

125 You know what else got hax00rd today. Binance, for USD 6.36 billion, by North Koreans. Might be the biggest heist since, I dunno, the Arabs took the Iranian treasury

Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 09:58 AM (88C+u)

126 Whelm, or NOT to whelm......THAT....is the question.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

127
Uncomfortable furniture corrects posture and insures that the callers' stay will be brief.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)

128 Beats about 90% of the art posted in this thread.
Posted by: let's express positive things negatively at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM (epXJE)

Seems you should check out the Hot Air Art Thread, or start your OWN Art Thread......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

129 124 Beats about 90% of the art posted in this thread.
Posted by: let's express positive things negatively at October 30, 2026 09:57 AM

I can't not not like it.

Posted by: Triple negative! at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (aDmlG)

130 My abstract nood painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

131 oh, and the eMudhra security is still suboptimal
x.com neorevolt/status/2116015926927880488
eMudhra login to download customer's certs can be cracked
Their 1FA login generates a OTP & sends it. It also sends a RSA public key to front end
They haven't rate limited checks, so you can offline brute force 0 to 9999 encrypted with public key & find the OTP

Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (88C+u)

132
But not INCREDIBLY valid

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (h4J+2)

Valid.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

133 My abstract nood painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

Seems Hannibal made a visit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

134 125 You know what else got hax00rd today. Binance, for USD 6.36 billion, by North Koreans. Might be the biggest heist since, I dunno, the Arabs took the Iranian treasury
Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 09:58 AM

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (aDmlG)

135 A small matter of amusement. (Or maybe I'm just easily amused this morning.) As a group, women are stereotypically obsessed with clothes and fashion. But according to the paintings of the last few centuries, they want to be naked all the time. Seems inconsistent. Or maybe the painters just want to have nude females around. Could be either.

Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (yTvNw)

136 Ugh. Just back from the hospital, where a friend was admitted for surgery. Cancer, kidney, and has spread to lymph nodes. Sat through the very detailed explanations by the *two* different surgeons who will be doing the procedure(s). Pretty damned grim situation.

If you can spare a prayer for my friend Fred, I would appreciate it. I'm here for a little while, then will be back over there to keep his wife company. They're both long-time friends, who have seen me through hospitalizations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (XeU6L)

137 112 She's not from France. No hair on her legs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2026 09:55 AM (eEW2s)

I would 100% agree with you but I do have an example of a French woman that did do personal grooming. Our CEO's admin assistant had taken boudoir photos and printed them at our office on the nice color printer we have. When she left the company, she left the photos behind in a folder. Left no doubt on grooming. She calls herself a True Renaissance Woman.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2026 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

138 My abstract nood painting. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM

I see the problem. With no mouth, the nood can't eat the sammiches she clearly needs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 10:01 AM (ctC8W)

139 That was me this morning. But nobody painted me ha ha ha

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 30, 2026 10:01 AM (v6HTt)

140
My abstract nood painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes

Ehhh, it's a passable semi nude portrait of Elliott Page.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ixS3i)

141 Now I wanna be valid, too.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

142
If you can spare a prayer for my friend Fred, I would appreciate it. I'm here for a little while, then will be back over there to keep his wife company. They're both long-time friends, who have seen me through hospitalizations.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (XeU6L)

Godspeed.

May the doctors have steady hands, steel nerves and positive results.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)

143 Between this box and the lighting it looks like she’s holding a green dildo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (+iKN/)

144 Good news is, the poll dancers are winding down and covering their ass
x.com QuantusInsights/status/2116138064481226940

Posted by: must be 30 October at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (88C+u)

145 A stubble field can be just as rough and unpleasant as an asteroid field.

Posted by: Han Solo at October 30, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

146 When she left the company, she left the photos behind in a folder. Left no doubt on grooming. She calls herself a True Renaissance Woman.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2026 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

"You photocopied your ass, didn't you......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:03 AM (ccf/V)

147 I like this still life he did.

https://tinyurl.com/4y3m5ekj

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:03 AM (l3cgK)

148 Why do I get the sense that powerful Democrats don't believe the polls?

"Greg Price
@greg_price11
🚨 Pelosi rips Abdul El-Sayed, says his views on Israel are "more than concerning":

“This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.”"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:03 AM (xjopy)

149 Ehhh, it's a passable semi nude portrait of Elliott Page.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ixS3

Tell me what other dude you imagine in that faceless nude.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Ti9vn)

150 135 looking fashionable in public creates a desire to shed restrictive, uncomfy attire as soon as it is appropriate.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Bep7s)

151 polynikes: Faceless Nude.

Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (aDmlG)

152 @26 -- that's not the area I embiggened.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (qwx/I)

153 Prayer up, Mike Hammer.

Posted by: Bulg at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

154 Mike

I hope everything turns out well.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Sco7b)

155 Good news is, the poll dancers are winding down and covering their ass
x.com QuantusInsights/status/2116138064481226940
Posted by: must be 30 October at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (88C+u)

I'm not buying that shit one bit.

No one really knows Hinojosa is even running.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

156 144 Good news is, the poll dancers are winding down and covering their ass
x.com QuantusInsights/status/2116138064481226940

Posted by: must be 30 October at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (88C+u)

=======

Quantus seems to be one of the pollsters who does try to get things right.

And they're herding to slight favorite Republican in a deeply Republican state, but still within the margin of error so if Paxton wins by 5 they're still right.

Also, this:

https://x.com/sfcpoll/status/
2116140097846345979

"@sfcpoll
We polled Kansas. Democrats wanted to talk. Republicans, not so much. "

This has been a known issue with pollsters for literally years, and more pollsters are coming out in the final weeks of the election season to admit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:05 AM (xjopy)

157 Don't know what she's holding. A book or a dildo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (eRlcH)

She's reading the paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (Y/06r)

158 Morning, Horde.

Pleasant way to start my day off!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (SgdqL)

159 157 Don't know what she's holding. A book or a dildo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2026 09:31 AM (eRlcH)

She's reading the paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (Y/06r)

=======

Instruction manual for the dildo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)

160
I like this still life he did.

https://tinyurl.com/4y3m5ekj
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

That's the painting that he was executing when, on a whim, he looked over his shoulder and saw that there was a naked woman on the couch behind him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (ixS3i)

161 If you can spare a prayer for my friend Fred, I would appreciate it. I'm here for a little while, then will be back over there to keep his wife company. They're both long-time friends, who have seen me through hospitalizations.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2026 10:00 AM (XeU6L)

You got it. Your being there for them is a huge comfort.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

162 Polls:

Still for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

163 Meh. The room seems stuffy, oppressive. And you'll never make me believe that lamp has any secrets.
Posted by: gp at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM

She's airing out her cooter. The French hadn't invented the douche yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (2ocoG)

164 And fire stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (8B4gm)

165 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (JrHfD)

166 139 psssssst, wanna buy some fotos?
(and yes, the number of s's does reflect women's hair care)

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Bep7s)

167
Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)
---
Translated from Chinese...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (FZ29D)

168 Peace, love, and understanding.

Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet
Kara Swisher: "They could just pick a few people. To me, that's the way you go. You pick like a Hegseth, a Musk, and I don't know, Big Balls."
"Rather than go for Trump, go for everybody. Make it so broad that it'll exhaust people who just do want to move on."
The left is already celebrating, and they're telling us exactly what they plan to do after the midterms. GET OUT AND VOTE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

169 If you look through his sketches, her name is Karla. Dunno her relationship to him, as I can't find much in his bio. Did sketches and paintings of his kids, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (l3cgK)

170 136 ... "If you can spare a prayer for my friend Fred, I would appreciate it. I'm here for a little while, then will be back over there to keep his wife company. They're both long-time friends, who have seen me through hospitalizations."

Mike Hammer,
Prayers started for your friend and his family. I've spent enough time in hospital waiting areas to know they can help.

Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (yTvNw)

171 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

Yes, it's wonderful to have friends who are a caring presence at difficult times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (JrHfD)

172 I don't see many secrets in that painting.

But it is art. And not bad, though a little dim.

Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (kU0PQ)

173
My abstract nood painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

...

Why do you hate boobs?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (YSUhf)

174 The left is already celebrating, and they're telling us exactly what they plan to do after the midterms. GET OUT AND VOTE!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

Anyone who votes Dem, or doesn't vote at all, is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

175 168 Peace, love, and understanding.

Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet
Kara Swisher: "They could just pick a few people. To me, that's the way you go. You pick like a Hegseth, a Musk, and I don't know, Big Balls."
"Rather than go for Trump, go for everybody. Make it so broad that it'll exhaust people who just do want to move on."
The left is already celebrating, and they're telling us exactly what they plan to do after the midterms. GET OUT AND VOTE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

=======

Congress is going to send criminal referrals of Trump administration officials to the Trump DOJ?

I've seen this movie before, but it starred John Boehner, Barack Obama, and Eric Holder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:09 AM (xjopy)

176 Get up and get dressed!

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2026 10:09 AM (kpy6d)

177 Did sketches and paintings of his kids, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (l3cgK)

I hope they weren't naked on the sofa.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

178
Tell me what other dude you imagine in that faceless nude.
Posted by: polynikes

I based my attaching the Elliott Page name to that on the shirtless post-op photo that we all just had to see (it insisted on itself), scars and all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ixS3i)

179 And we mean get really dressed.

Posted by: Abdul E Sayed at October 30, 2026 10:10 AM (88C+u)

180 Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)

CBD has a user's manual!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

181 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ixS3i)

I know. I was just playfully snarking back.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Ti9vn)

182 There's a pants rule.
There's not a pants verification.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2026 09:37 AM

That's not true, as thousands of Permanent Record entries will attest.

All Hail Eris' is now over 400 pages!

Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 30, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

183
"Please to use artificial penis..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:12 AM (ixS3i)

184 167 "repeat clicks on mound for tremor and regurgitation"

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:12 AM (Bep7s)

185 Ilan Nur Said thinks this is called "Secrets Eleven"
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2026 09:32 AM (h4J+2)

Now I'm picturing a bunch of guys and girls plotting a visit to her house in Vegas....

Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:13 AM (kU0PQ)

186 180 Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)

CBD has a user's manual!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

=======

His wife lost it years ago, and it's been a source of contention ever since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:13 AM (xjopy)

187
I know. I was just playfully snarking back.
Posted by: polynikes

'Pologies. No cofeve yet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:13 AM (ixS3i)

188 The Safari Restaurant, whose owner was just sentenced to 30 years for a $250 million fraud, hosted a campaign event for Who's Your Daddy Ilham Omar aka Elmi.

https://tinyurl.com/e93f883d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

189
'Pologies. No cofeve yet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:13 AM (ixS3i)

"Funny....he never has a second cup at home."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

190 177 Did sketches and paintings of his kids, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:08 AM (l3cgK)

I hope they weren't naked on the sofa.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

Doesn't seem so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (l3cgK)

191 i received a random text on my work phone:
"surname affect memory complaint delicacy lantern"
maybe dirk gently had his iching calculator repaired.
i replied:
"yes, yes i know! intersection privilege remove border elevator moistness"

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)

192
Doesn't seem so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (l3cgK)

*phew*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

193 No comment from zombie Bob Ross yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

194
Just heard from Martha's Vineyard that Barky and Big Mike reported having a "very satisfying buckeye night in the sack -- milk chocolate this time!"

No word on which one of them supplied the balls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:17 AM (ixS3i)

195 194
Just heard from Martha's Vineyard that Barky and Big Mike reported having a "very satisfying buckeye night in the sack -- milk chocolate this time!"

No word on which one of them supplied the balls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:17 AM (ixS3i)

or the chocolate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

196 CBD has a user's manual!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 30, 2026 10:11 AM

It's actually the manual for his sous vide machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (2ocoG)

197 First Lady is going to get our dog today......

I'm excited. Poor guy.....we'll still have work to do with his ongoing care, but it will be good to have him back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

198 Former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino warned his podcast listeners this week to take action and stock up on essentials like food and water as other countries have warned their citizens to stockpile amid threats of cyberattacks. During his podcast, Bongino said that people should have 30 days of food and water ready in case of an emergency.

... sure sounds like they expect a "cyber war"

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (gWCxi)

199 No comment from zombie Bob Ross yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

No need. There's no happy little bush there to comment on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

200 One for Fred, Mike and the family.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (+iKN/)

201 191 i received a random text on my work phone:
"surname affect memory complaint delicacy lantern"
maybe dirk gently had his iching calculator repaired.
i replied:
"yes, yes i know! intersection privilege remove border elevator moistness"
Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)
-------

I have to confess that, while I've read it numerous times, I'm still not quite sure how the ending of Holistic Detective Agency worked out.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (SgdqL)

202 Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)
---
Translated from Chinese...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM

By a Dutch speaker. Into French.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (ctC8W)

203 ... sure sounds like they expect a "cyber war"
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (gWCxi)

The NORKS have been very busy lately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

204 202 Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)
---
Translated from Chinese...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM

By a Dutch speaker. Into French.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (ctC8W)

====

Who was Joseph Conrad, so it's better French than any Frenchman could come up with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:20 AM (xjopy)

205 The faceless nude was the 2nd painting I did in my life. I am a work in progress. Just because as it has nothing to do with the thread art , my first painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Ti9vn)

206 Instruction manual for the dildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:06 AM (xjopy)
---
Translated from Chinese...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:07 AM

By a Dutch speaker. Into French.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2026 10:19 AM (ctC8W)

*shits bed*

*resets*

*smoke arises*

Posted by: Google Translate at October 30, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

207 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

I am glad for all of you to have your furry family member back. Hope he makes a full recovery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (JrHfD)

208 201 "a suffusion of yellow" is not a bad takeaway.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Bep7s)

209 The faceless nude was the 2nd painting I did in my life. I am a work in progress. Just because as it has nothing to do with the thread art , my first painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Ti9vn)

Salty......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

210 [Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey’s Advisor] Joe Radinovich
@joeradinovich
Democrats should understand that the allegation is almost certainly true—whatever conclusion they draw from that point could vary—and her denials calling it a right-wing, Islamophobic or racist conspiracy are almost certainly not.

-
Damn racist right wing extremist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

211 amid threats of cyberattacks.

If they seriously expect that, should someone be going around to utility companies and unplugging the Ethernet cables?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (2ocoG)

212 I am glad for all of you to have your furry family member back. Hope he makes a full recovery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (JrHfD)

Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

213 First Lady is going to get our dog today......

I'm excited. Poor guy.....we'll still have work to do with his ongoing care, but it will be good to have him back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)
___

Congrats on the move, and the pup will be just as happy to be back with y'all!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (6ZFFR)

214 Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Ti9vn

Your paintings are lovely. How long have you been painting?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2026 10:22 AM (JrHfD)

215 205 i really like that.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)

216 210 [Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey’s Advisor] Joe Radinovich
@joeradinovich
Democrats should understand that the allegation is almost certainly true—whatever conclusion they draw from that point could vary—and her denials calling it a right-wing, Islamophobic or racist conspiracy are almost certainly not.

-
Damn racist right wing extremist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

====

It's unusual to see a prominent Democrat cast off because of the actions of Republicans and not purely internal politics.

Savor it, boys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:22 AM (xjopy)

217
The Gaza Chamber of Commerce reports that visitors for this fall's tourist season have been "...way, way below past years' numbers".

This is both a major disappointment and financial disaster as "we had taken great pains to have our rubble sprayed with Pumpkin Spice scents."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:22 AM (ixS3i)

218 I've been in the IT world for 35 or so years.

I've always been of the mindset that connecting every f*cking thing on Earth to the internet was a bad idea.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

219 RMBS!

Good morning, fellow blue city dweller! I got dark and rain and three freaking people on a large boat and they have to sit wothing six feet of me.

There’s 350 seats. And they have to be within smelling distance.

Wtf

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (bR0BQ)

220 Democrats should understand that the allegation is almost certainly true—whatever conclusion they draw from that point could vary—and her denials calling it a right-wing, Islamophobic or racist conspiracy are almost certainly not.

I've seen people say the NYT admitting Obama found her guilty and shoved it under the rug means the DNC's burn noticing her (and willing to take the collateral damage to Obama). Certainly someone in power thinks she's a liability.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

221
This is both a major disappointment and financial disaster as "we had taken great pains to have our rubble sprayed with Pumpkin Spice scents."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:22 AM (ixS3i)

This is what happens when the filthy Jews ruthlessly and brutally murder 3.4 million innocent children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

222
There’s 350 seats. And they have to be within smelling distance.

Wtf
Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (bR0BQ)

"Brains.......Moar Brains!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

223 220 I've seen people say the NYT admitting Obama found her guilty and shoved it under the rug means the DNC's burn noticing her (and willing to take the collateral damage to Obama). Certainly someone in power thinks she's a liability.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

=======

I suspect Democrats have known how solid the case against her is for years, and were happy to ignore it because nothing ever happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (xjopy)

224 Hey nurse!

Some people just have to be next to others.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (6ZFFR)

225 No pouncing? Just directly to seizing?

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
This is how Dana Bash led off her 'reporting' today on the Democrats' 'Dan Sullivan' election scheme in Alaska.

"Unsurprisingly, [Trump] seized on the new reporting."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

226
"a suffusion of yellow" is not a bad takeaway.
Posted by: cmeat

"Hey! Who put a suffusion of yellow in my pants?"

-- Slow Joe Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:25 AM (ixS3i)

227 226 front and back?

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

228 Dana Bash is such an insufferable Muppet looking piece of dogshit.

You know, the white stuff that looks as if the dog ate cement?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

229
I suspect Democrats have known how solid the case against her is for years, and were happy to ignore it because nothing ever happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

But could this equally well be a case of "...no matter how attractive she may have been, sooner or later someone got tired of all her shit"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (ixS3i)

230 Gah!

I hate people.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (bR0BQ)

231 Hey, TJM - I missed the Patrick Stewart thread yesterday. Do you happen to know where I can get a DVD copy of the 1980 Hamlet with him, Derek Jacobi, and Claire Bloom? Amazon doesn't carry it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (SgdqL)

232 The Red Baron Pizza delivery guy has $100k in a GFM account after the viral video this week.

I still wish he would've beat the living shit out of the two punks that thought it would be funny to ruin someone's day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

233 huh

>>Dockworkers at more than 100 ports worldwide strike against arms shipments

>>Oct 29 (Reuters) - Dockworkers in 22 countries will strike on Friday, protesting against war and the use of ports for ‌arms exports in action organisers say could disrupt over 40% of Mediterranean cargo and snarl over $2 billion worth of freight.

https://tinyurl.com/499zpxur

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)

234 I LOVED the Frasier episode with Patrick Stewart.

Hysterical.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:28 AM (bR0BQ)

235
But could this equally well be a case of "...no matter how attractive she may have been, sooner or later someone got tired of all her shit"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (ixS3i)

"Attractive" and 11han 0mar should never enter the same thought space, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

236 There’s 350 seats. And they have to be within smelling distance.

Wtf
Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (bR0BQ)

"Brains.......Moar Brains!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

Hey nurse!

Some people just have to be next to others.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 30, 2026 10:24 AM (6ZFFR)

They long to be
Close to you!

Posted by: The Carpenters at October 30, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

237 I've seen people say the NYT admitting Obama found her guilty and shoved it under the rug means the DNC's burn noticing her (and willing to take the collateral damage to Obama). Certainly someone in power thinks she's a liability.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)
======

The civil war within the Dem Party occasionally makes an appearance within sight of the public eye.

Posted by: mrp at October 30, 2026 10:29 AM (rj6Yv)

238 Democrats should understand that the allegation is almost certainly true—whatever conclusion they draw from that point could vary—and her denials calling it a right-wing, Islamophobic or racist conspiracy are almost certainly not.

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Hey, Dems! You're going to give your whole game away!

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2026 10:29 AM (Fi81e)

239
They long to be
Close to you!
Posted by: The Carpenters at October 30, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

Taking my life in my hands, I know........

https://youtu.be/PZZNezLHynM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

240 Every Texas 'Republican' who is supporting Talarico has never been a Republican much less a conservative. The piece of shit former Texas House rep who is doing commercials for Talarico should be shunned completely. He's damaging Texas out of revenge because of people voting him out for voting for impeachment . I have less respect for him than Talarico.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Ti9vn)

241 Frasier > Cheers. Not even close.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 10:31 AM (8B4gm)

242 White Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3fth6v8b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

243 Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m

I suspect the union is made up of a bunch of Muslims.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:32 AM (Ti9vn)

244 231 Hey, TJM - I missed the Patrick Stewart thread yesterday. Do you happen to know where I can get a DVD copy of the 1980 Hamlet with him, Derek Jacobi, and Claire Bloom? Amazon doesn't carry it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2026 10:27 AM (SgdqL)

========

There's this:

https://link.amazon/B09dRnMwK

But, it's not Region A, so I probably wouldn't invest in it.

There's also this:

https://www.ebay.com/p/24051086174

It may be Australian, which may mean it's compatible with US players. I can't remember the DVD region rules off the top of my head.

Then there's just this:

https://ok.ru/video/3050574187230

Which is just the video itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:32 AM (xjopy)

245
"Attractive" in the sense that she was a big time agitator for ideas near and der to their hearts, not "attractive" appearance-wise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:33 AM (ixS3i)

246 191 i received a random text on my work phone:
...

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)

Got a text from a "woman" in the summer of 2025...Said I didn't know her.
Sent her "name" and a pic of a beautiful asian woman as well. Said I didn't know her.
Said she went to xxx's birthday party (first name of my wife). I replied "She passed away last year. Sorry, don't remember you."
She replied back, I'm confused...isn't this yyy's contact? I replied, "well, if it's my wife's aunt yyy, she's passed away too."
She says, "Oh, I'm sorry". I write back, "That's okay. Have a nice day."
Then, tried to befriend me. "You are a funny and kind person...My name is zzz. What's your name?"
I reply, "That's okay, I'm old and sick and don't need anymore friends."
She continued, "I think age is just a number...", keeps trying to "befriend" me. I replied, "No, that's okay. Have a nice day".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:33 AM (l3cgK)

247 The piece of shit former Texas House rep who is doing commercials for Talarico should be shunned completely. He's damaging Texas out of revenge because of people voting him out for voting for impeachment . I have less respect for him than Talarico.
Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Ti9vn)

He is a f*cking liar and should be prosecuted for election interference.

"I've SEEN the evidence!"

Uh, then why didn't you give it to the FBI before the trial where they said "we found no evidence of corruption whatsoever" in the Paxton impeachment trial.

F*cking asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

248 Secrets II (1968-1969)
Dimensions: Overall: 63 × 66 3/4 in.

Paul Wiesenfeld, 1942-1990, an American realist painter who created comprehensive interior scenes and portraits.

His son wrote, "In my memory I see my father, Paul Wiesenfeld (1942 – 1990), sitting at the edge of one room on a block of wood no more than 20 cm off the floor with a palette in one hand and several brushes in the other and studying intently the interior of another room. This room is in stark contrast to the rest of the apartment with its varying degrees of chaos and dishevelment. It is impeccable, if one overlooks the fine layer of dust, everything in it is there for a purpose, participating in a web of complex visual relationships, set up to create an image of beauty."

Everything in this painting was exactly placed to tell the story. Note the Secrets magazine on the table.

Reportedly, Secrets was a long-running true confession, romance, and narrative pulp magazine (such as the March 1960 and May 1960 issues) that featured first-person relationship stories and dramatic tales.

Interesting, but would pass hanging it.

(Cafe's beaver tale, and now this. Some will be off the chain all day. 😏 )

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 30, 2026 10:33 AM (NFX2v)

249 240 Every Texas 'Republican' who is supporting Talarico has never been a Republican much less a conservative. The piece of shit former Texas House rep who is doing commercials for Talarico should be shunned completely. He's damaging Texas out of revenge because of people voting him out for voting for impeachment . I have less respect for him than Talarico.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Ti9vn)

=======

Roy Moore got 92% of the Republican vote.

Beto got 6% of the Republican vote in 2018.

Crossovers don't really exist in huge numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:34 AM (xjopy)

250
Roy Moore got 92% of the Republican vote.

Beto got 6% of the Republican vote in 2018.

Crossovers don't really exist in huge numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:34 AM (xjopy)

Texas doesn't register parties. How do they know 6% of Republicans voted Beto? They took a poll?

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

251 242 White Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3fth6v8b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

She gives bosses BJs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:35 AM (l3cgK)

252
White Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3fth6v8b
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now

She needs to get her Venn Diagrams and Coconut Tree upgrades installed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:36 AM (ixS3i)

253 250 Texas doesn't register parties. How do they know 6% of Republicans voted Beto? They took a poll?

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

========

It's exit polling, and it's the only measure we have despite all the issues with exit polling.

Roughly 5% is pretty standard, and it always goes both ways. There will be crossover from Democrats voting for Paxton. No candidate gets 100% of their own party's vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (xjopy)

254 White Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3fth6v8b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

Are they still THAT confident in their ability to cheat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

255 I reply, "That's okay, I'm old and sick and don't need anymore friends."
She continued, "I think age is just a number...", keeps trying to "befriend" me. I replied, "No, that's okay. Have a nice day".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

You’re way nicer than I am.

I text. Sorry wrong number. And block contact.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (bR0BQ)

256 WaPo’s KS Poll Blows Up: Dems Twice As Likely to Answer As Republicans — and They’re Admitting It

https://tinyurl.com/39jyz6fm

-
And Talarico is a powerhouse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

257 Matching hard wood.

Posted by: DaveA at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (FhXTo)

258 >>I suspect the union is made up of a bunch of Muslims.

Probably no union in the world further left than dock workers.

25 unions in 113 countries just decided to strike on Friday over a war that is basically over?

I suspect a different reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

259 256 WaPo’s KS Poll Blows Up: Dems Twice As Likely to Answer As Republicans — and They’re Admitting It

https://tinyurl.com/39jyz6fm

-
And Talarico is a powerhouse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

=======

"8 states that went double digits for Trump in 2024 will go Democrat for Senate in 2026. It has happened one time in this century, but it will happen 8 times this year."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:38 AM (xjopy)

260
Crossovers don't really exist in huge numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

Doubt not the weight and intellectual pull that the Bushies still think that they exert in Texas.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:38 AM (ixS3i)

261
It's exit polling, and it's the only measure we have despite all the issues with exit polling.

Roughly 5% is pretty standard, and it always goes both ways. There will be crossover from Democrats voting for Paxton. No candidate gets 100% of their own party's vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (xjopy)

Ah yes.....Exit polling.

Besides something that Pete Buttigieg does on the regular, that's the same thing that said John Kerry was kicking the holy hell out of GWB in 2004.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

262 Beer today!

Outside of my subscriptions, I did buy $300 dollars worth of data from AI, been going through that and my head hurts.

Instead of a beer day, I'm going to think of this as me pre-maturely celebrating the blue wave hopelessly crashing into an unmovable red wall.

And also, she's burning off Halloween calories through self-pleasure.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Sco7b)

263
They call her... Pumpkin Spice!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 30, 2026 10:40 AM (ixS3i)

264 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 30, 2026 10:34 AM (xjopy)

Again those crossovers aren't Republicans. They are infiltrators. The ones we know of should be kicked out of the Party . Looking at Karl Rove.

You can disagree internally but you shouldn't be able to publicly go against your Party and support the opposition without consequences.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2026 10:40 AM (Ti9vn)

265 She's intrigued by the writings of Sam Kinison who declared:

"You just do the alphabet! A.....B......C......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 30, 2026 10:41 AM (ccf/V)

266 241 cheers generated pop culture references but was only vaguely entertaining, and often cringey.
frasier much less often referenced, but far nmore consistently watchable.

Posted by: cmeat at October 30, 2026 10:41 AM (Bep7s)

267 255 I reply, "That's okay, I'm old and sick and don't need anymore friends."
She continued, "I think age is just a number...", keeps trying to "befriend" me. I replied, "No, that's okay. Have a nice day".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

You’re way nicer than I am.

I text. Sorry wrong number. And block contact.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:37 AM (bR0BQ)

Normally, I would have, but once my wife's name came up, I couldn't pass the opportunity to see how the scammer would react. I do believe it was a scam call.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

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