We Got Your DNA: Federal Agents Dug Through Ilhan Omar's and Her "Sister's" Garbage to Find DNA to Establish Whether Or Not They're Actually Related

Remember, when you toss out your garbage, you are abandoning it and disowning it, so no warrant is needed to search and seize it.

So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

Federal agents collected garbage in hopes of obtaining the DNA of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and her family before this week's raid at her Washington, D.C. home, sources told NewsNation.
Investigators historically have used secretive "dumpster diving" to obtain DNA when search warrants were not possible or would have tipped off investigatory targets. It is legally permissible for law enforcement to collect trash that has been discarded for pickup and comb through it for genetic material.
Multiple sources familiar with the probe tell NewsNation that potential DNA evidence is critical to the investigation into Omar. They say the case is broader than the public may assume based on longstanding accusations surrounding her immigration history or marital status.
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Federal agents seized Omar's phone during a widely publicized search Monday at her Washington residence. NewsNation has learned that more than a dozen raids actually occurred simultaneously.
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She originally was investigated by the Department of Justice under former President Biden before the case was closed. Parts of that investigation were reopened and expanded under the administration of President Trump.

In other words, Biden's henchmen covered it up and closed the investigation.

There are so many elements of the "Omar" family's fraud that it's hard to keep them straight, but one strand involves the theory that she's not even part of the Omar family. The Omar family got a visa when she was in a refugee camp, and she pretended to be an Omar to exploit that visa.

Evidence for this consists of past social media postings in which she called a man named Elmi "father" repeatedly in discussions with her family. When asked about this curious habit of referring to a man as "father" who was supposedly not her father, she claimed there was a tradition in her particular region of Somalia of referring to men who aren't your fathers "father" out of respect or some absurd nonsense like that.

This may be one of the reasons they also seized her "sister's" phone as well. Sarha Noor is probably being investigated for being part of the Somali Fraud Syndicate, but they also might want to check how many times she refers to this Elmi person as "father," too.

Daily Wire:

The raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's (D-MN) home reportedly moved forward after federal law enforcement reviewed a phone seized from the Minnesota congresswoman's sister, author and health care executive Sahra Noor.
The New York Times reported that Noor's phone was taken earlier this year as investigators reportedly sought to build a case against Omar for conspiracy to commit immigration fraud -- and that text messages sent between members of her family are being used to bolster that case.
Homeland Security agents, the outlet reported, had used those messages to convince a federal judge to sign off on the search warrant that was executed on Monday at Omar's home in Washington, D.C.
The investigation into Omar and her family -- and whether or not they are guilty of immigration fraud -- began during former President Joe Biden's term in the White House but has ramped up in recent weeks as President Donald Trump's administration has also vowed to investigate whether the Minnesota Democrat is guilty of marriage fraud.
Investigators who searched the congresswoman's home in Washington, D.C., were reportedly looking for documents that were filled out by Omar and her father when they first came to the United States in an effort to determine whether or not her citizenship is valid.
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Further complicating Omar's account is the fact that a 2023 search for any record or proof of Omar's father's naturalization came up empty, the New York Post reported.

Tom Homan once again confirms that the endgame may well be the deportation of this foreign pirate spy.

Homan said, "Well, look, I said over a year ago the allegations were made clear and it would be investigated. And they are investigating it. I'm not going to get ahead of, you know, the bureau or agency, but, you know, I've been told they have a strong case and we'll let the evidence lead where it leads. But she'll be held to the same standard you and I are held. If she violated law, then she will be held accountable. But I don't have the specifics of the evidence they have line by line, but we'll see where it leads. I think they're doing a great investigation. I think they're going to turn over every rock they've got with this."
Lahren said, "Would this involve denaturalizing and then deporting her, if it does turn out there is some kind of immigration fraud?"
Homan said, "Of course. If you lie during the naturalization process, there is a process to denaturalize somebody. We've done it before, it's a long, tedious process, but it's been done before. I've been involved with those investigations before, and certainly, if the evidence points that way, that could happen."

At American Greatness, Liz Sheld reports on the Lightbringer speaking out on Ilhan "Omar's" behalf.

Morning Greatness: Obama White Knights for Credibly Accused Scofflaw Rep. Ilhan Omar

Former President Barack Hussein Obama has stepped in on X to defend his comrade Ilhan Omar from unjust attacks by a weaponized Trump Administration. "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."
And he continued to explain, "The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president."
Full weight of the government, eh? The Obama machine and his deep state vultures relentlessly attacked elected official President Donald J. Trump with witch hunts, hearings and investigations. They abused the FISA process, spied on his campaign, and planted lies in the media that were used to "justify" further government overreach. During the four years of the "Biden" administration, the Obama machine sent storm troopers to Trump's private residence complete with pre-arranged media coverage, staged evidence for photo ops and ransacked his wife and child's private belongings. His operation worked with disgruntled characters to file civil suits against the president and changed the law to prosecute Trump for manufactured crimes in New York. Obama's henchmen had a television producer create a prime time broadcast spectacle of a "hearing" for the J6 protest on the taxpayer dime. Don't get me started on what they did to the J6ers with SWAT raids, debanking, surveillance, financial ruin, lawfare and ritual defamation.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

2 The blade has bladeded

Posted by: ballistic at October 19, 2026 02:21 PM (oqH4h)

3 Okay, that’s kind of creepy.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 19, 2026 02:23 PM (m6fGY)

4 I think Obama is the definition of a c*nt.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (iOpI2)

5 Tom Homan once again confirms that the endgame may well be the deportation of this foreign pirate spy.

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There is no statute of limitations on denaturalization.

A Nazi lied on his immigration form in 1946. He was found out around 2017, denaturalized, and deported.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (+B3Bm)

6 How do they tie unknown DNA to a particular person?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (AG5Uy)

7 "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

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Fuck you, Obama. They arrested Trump what? Four times?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (iOpI2)

8 We Got Your DNA: Federal Agents Dug Through Ilhan Omar's and Her "Sister's" Garbage to Find DNA to Establish Whether Or Not They're Actually Related

This is going way beyond her lying about her birth date on an immigration form.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2026 02:25 PM (I43vL)

9
Fuck you, Obama. They arrested Trump what? Four times?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (iOpI2)

And half the people around him...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2026 02:25 PM (+gK6I)

10 7 "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

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Fuck you, Obama. They arrested Trump what? Four times?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (iOpI2)

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It's also not true.

It's part of the immigration acts that we can deny legal entry to communists and other subversives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:25 PM (+B3Bm)

11 Ilhan Noor needs to go.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 19, 2026 02:25 PM (AG5Uy)

12 Ilhan's DNA has got to be all squiggly and shit.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2026 02:26 PM (UjdFS)

13 Omar has committed so many types of fraud that it's anyone's guess as to what they are investigating, stripping her citizenship and deporting, let's all the immigration fraudsters know that citizenship no longer means they're home free.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 19, 2026 02:26 PM (s19xO)

14 lol barry

no one cares what you think

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 19, 2026 02:26 PM (qBivk)

15 Investigators historically have used secretive "dumpster diving" to obtain DNA when search warrants were not possible or would have tipped off investigatory targets

Did that 40 years ago working for a PI. Once it hit the curb it was fair game. Divorces get spicy sometimes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (cH+HD)

16 You never really get over it.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (7S15B)

17 Says the douchebag who started the Trump witchhunt.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (oDvAq)

18 I'm not holding my breath for it, but if this particularly odious see-you-next-Tuesday gets denaturalized and booted back to the windswept hellhole from whence she came, I will buy, chill, and open a really nice bottle of Champagne.

Posted by: ballistic at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (oqH4h)

19 It's raccoon DNA but matches Ilhan perfectly.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (UjdFS)

20 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (amcLV)

21 19 I'm not holding my breath for it, but if this particularly odious see-you-next-Tuesday gets denaturalized and booted back to the windswept hellhole from whence she came, I will buy, chill, and open a really nice bottle of Champagne.

Posted by: ballistic at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (oqH4h)

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Trump's legal team at DOJ is not acting like they're just letting this go for some show without results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (+B3Bm)

22 Federal agents dug through the garbage of Omar and her sister.

Imagine what that garbage looked and smelled like.

Jacob Frey was so repulsed by Somali food he was served at a restaurant that he publicly refused to eat it.

I'd sooner dive into a septic tank with a dental bar forcing my mouth open than dig through Somali garbage.

This story -- if true -- is the best evidence we have yet that the FBI and DOJ are very very very serious about going after these filthy fraudsters. Nobody dives into dumpsters unless they are serious.

I don't want to hear again from the "nothing will happen guy" when it comes to this. It may be that nothing will happen, but it won't be for lack of trying.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

23 How will they know it's her DNA and not her brother's?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (w4PfG)

24 Hello mudda
Hello fadda
Here I am
At Camp Somalia

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (viF8m)

25 Which part of the DNA gives you light bulb head?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (UjdFS)

26 22 I don't want to hear again from the "nothing will happen guy" when it comes to this. It may be that nothing will happen, but it won't be for lack of trying.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

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We'll get indictments in a week or two, and then the chorus will shift to "no judge will allow it."

When a judge does allow it, we'll get to "SCOTUS will betray us."

When SCOTUS affirms the deportation, we'll get, "It doesn't matter. She's just one person."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (+B3Bm)

27 "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

Obama obviously didn't read the previous post before commenting.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (K3kkE)

28 Washington Nearsider - reboot. You hooked up to a banned ISP.

Clear cache and reboot. I had to this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (cH+HD)

29 >>>So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

Ewww.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (dK+Kv)

30 "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."
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Wait, I'm supposed to be lectured by a Kenyan muslim about that American democracy can and can't do? Fuck that, and fuck him.

Posted by: Crusader at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (TN0g+)

31 We'll get indictments in a week or two, and then the chorus will shift to "no judge will allow it."

When a judge does allow it, we'll get to "SCOTUS will betray us."

When SCOTUS affirms the deportation, we'll get, "It doesn't matter. She's just one person."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Good example of Motte and Bailey.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)

32 i hope there are more surprises like this before the end of the month

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (CWTWj)

33 25 Which part of the DNA gives you light bulb head?
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (UjdFS)

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It's attached to the same gene as low IQ and inability not to be a scammer.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (iOpI2)

34 When can we get Obama's DNA?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

35 The Horde said Nude Ilhan Omar. There is no nude Ilhan Omar.
Thx Ace, thx God

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (vJPf4)

36 Remember, the whole going through garbage meme is because the media and "investigators", literally went through Sarah Palin's garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (XV/Pl)

37 Which part of the DNA gives you light bulb head?
Posted by: wth

I can't go there. Truly tasteless joke. Too many 'ettes around.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (cH+HD)

38 Which part of the DNA gives you light bulb head?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (UjdFS)

The praying mantis gene.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

39 >>>So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

>Ewww.

Exactly my thought. I wouldn't want to touch anything that had her DNA on it

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (viF8m)

40 Brother-f$cker, lol

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (4KUe5)

41 When can we get Obama's DNA?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

Mrrfle, mrrfle.

Posted by: Bootygig at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

42 41 When can we get Obama's DNA?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

Mrrfle, mrrfle.
Posted by: Bootygig at October 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

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You guys are awful but that's why I like it here.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:32 PM (iOpI2)

43 Ilhan Omar is vacationing in Haiti.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 02:32 PM (jb8Ss)

44 Ilhan is a direct decendent of Lucy.

Posted by: 23and me at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Ae6Br)

45 I feel sorry for the Fed agents who had to dumpster dive in leftover Somali food. The stuff that Mayor Frey ate looked like it could gag a maggot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (vJPf4)

46 I don't want to hear again from the "nothing will happen guy" when it comes to this. It may be that nothing will happen, but it won't be for lack of trying.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

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We'll get indictments in a week or two, and then the chorus will shift to "no judge will allow it."

When a judge does allow it, we'll get to "SCOTUS will betray us."

When SCOTUS affirms the deportation, we'll get, "It doesn't matter. She's just one person."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (+B3Bm)
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Assuming she hasn't already self-deported? Where has she been all this time?

I don't think she has deported, in part because she is so arrogant and entitled and convinced she is untouchable -- not without reason -- that she will stay and fight.

But ... who knows? I continue to believe it's the financial crimes that will cut the deepest and what she's probably most afraid of. Would she pull a Roman Polanski if her lawyers told her there's real risk of jail time?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

47 I would like to see her deported? But I want her to spend time breaking rocks in somewhere like Pelican Bay first. But of course she'd be put in a country club prison. Seize her assets, fine her the total, put her in prison like 25 years, then deport her to Somalia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2026 02:34 PM (TMNW7)

48 Bronco Bama needs to STFU.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2026 02:34 PM (NtVYv)

49 "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

The key word is 'simply'. Her beliefs didn't commit immigration fraud, her actions did.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2026 02:34 PM (w4PfG)

50 Maury Povich, "you are NOT her sister!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Ns3kx)

51 "Says the douchebag who started the Trump witchhunt.
Posted by: Halfhand"

In the final days of his regime he fabricated the Russian election interference BS and expelled a bunch of diplomats on dubious charges at best, creating a huge diplomatic crisis. All to set the groundwork for Russian collusion BS later. the shear gall and assholery of that move is mostly forgotten

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (GUOwU)

52
Ilhan is a direct decendent of Lucy.
Posted by: 23and

She's got some splainin' to do!

Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Cqx++)

53 So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

Ewww.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (dK+Kv)

Problem is finding a female Orc to host the clone embryo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (wSl27)

54 46 Assuming she hasn't already self-deported? Where has she been all this time?

I don't think she has deported, in part because she is so arrogant and entitled and convinced she is untouchable -- not without reason -- that she will stay and fight.

But ... who knows? I continue to believe it's the financial crimes that will cut the deepest and what she's probably most afraid of. Would she pull a Roman Polanski if her lawyers told her there's real risk of jail time?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

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There was the report that the DOJ took her passport. I assume if she had multiple, they took them all.

I guess she's hiding in some home no one knows about, maybe owned by a donor, in the US.

And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+B3Bm)

55 I would like to see her deported? But I want her to spend time breaking rocks in somewhere like Pelican Bay first. But of course she'd be put in a country club prison. Seize her assets, fine her the total, put her in prison like 25 years, then deport her to Somalia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is CECOT still open?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (nEUC6)

56 lol barry

no one cares what you think
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)
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Yep. This putz seems to think his former authority and current opinions are interchangeable.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (2bFN5)

57 A “health care executive”?

Some of us cannot get “health care” due to lack of health. Must be a good gig.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (y1v6X)

58 In the final days of his regime he fabricated the Russian election interference BS and expelled a bunch of diplomats on dubious charges at best, creating a huge diplomatic crisis. All to set the groundwork for Russian collusion BS later. the shear gall and assholery of that move is mostly forgotten
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (GUOwU)

I think he was straight up trying to start a nuclear war. That was some horrendous bullshit to watch.
I

Posted by: Reforger at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Ae6Br)

59 Barry ought to direct his advice at that Slotkin twat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (jb8Ss)

60
The Sherriff is near !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (NtVYv)

61 I feel sorry for the Fed agents who had to dumpster dive in leftover Somali food. The stuff that Mayor Frey ate looked like it could gag a maggot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (vJPf4)
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True Somali food is actually pretty good. Surprisingly, it's similar to Italian food. Well, actually not that surprising because Italy colonized Somaliland in the late 1800s, up until WW2 (IIRC).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

62 she claimed there was a tradition in her particular region of Somalia of referring to men who aren't your fathers "father" out of respect or some absurd nonsense like that.
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Well, we do kind of have that here with "daddy," but I don't think it's used out of respect.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (JzUSu)

63 56 lol barry

no one cares what you think
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)
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Yep. This putz seems to think his former authority and current opinions are interchangeable.
Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (2bFN5)

Your insolence is disgusting.

Posted by: Shahinshah supporter at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (y1v6X)

64 lol barry

no one cares what you think
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 19, 2026 02:26 PM (qBivk)
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Reverse Midas doing his thing. Does that guy's schtick ever actually work? Why do they trot him out to rack up yet another L?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (ZOv7s)

65 56 lol barry

no one cares what you think
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)
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Yep. This putz seems to think his former authority and current opinions are interchangeable.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2026 02:36 PM (2bFN5)

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Essentially disappearing after his presidency, choosing to try and run the government from his house in DC instead of being a dominant public figure, eroded his cache with a lot of people over the years.

There will be black Boomers who love him with every ounce of their being, but everyone else just kind of moved on because he made the choice to be a shadowy figure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (+B3Bm)

66 Remember when Obama claimed he was a Constitutional Scholar?

OFFS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (iOpI2)

67 There was the report that the DOJ took her passport. I assume if she had multiple, they took them all.

I guess she's hiding in some home no one knows about, maybe owned by a donor, in the US.

And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I thought Somalia was a no extradition zone?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (cH+HD)

68 If Ilham Nur is hiding out with her Somali Scammer Clan, how long will the protection last once she is politically neutered?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Ns3kx)

69 The one thing I miss from the Obama presidency is all the racial healing, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2026 02:38 PM (oPFtC)

70 She can get forced into a C-17 and flown back home with not even the benefit of a box nasty.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:38 PM (y1v6X)

71
Barry's gotta make good on all the money he owes Mike and Valerie that ain't comin' in from Netflix no mo.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Y8DZL)

72 So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

That a hard one to swallow.

Posted by: Kumala Whorris at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

73 Heh. For TJM

The Calvin Coolidge Project
@TheCalvinCooli1
🚨Just in: Netflix’s Film Chief Dan Lin has been fired

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)

74 she claimed there was a tradition in her particular region of Somalia of referring to men who aren't your fathers "father" out of respect or some absurd nonsense like that.
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Well, we do kind of have that here with "daddy," but I don't think it's used out of respect.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yeah. "Spank me, daddy!" And "Harder daddy, harder" isn't really used with respect.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (cH+HD)

75 or she went to somalia to live like royalty off a secret swiss bank account that even nick shirley didn't learn about

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (CWTWj)

76 We'll get indictments in a week or two, and then the chorus will shift to "no judge will allow it."

When a judge does allow it, we'll get to "SCOTUS will betray us."

When SCOTUS affirms the deportation, we'll get, "It doesn't matter. She's just one person."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:29 PM (+B3Bm)

Allow me to short circuit this: there isn't even a passing chance that Omar will go to jail or be deported. None of that will happen.

There, no goalpost shifting needed. If either of those things happen, I'll admit I'm wrong - but they won't, so there's no need for me to fret too much about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (BI5O2)

77 But ... who knows? I continue to believe it's the financial crimes that will cut the deepest and what she's probably most afraid of. Would she pull a Roman Polanski if her lawyers told her there's real risk of jail time?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

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There was the report that the DOJ took her passport. I assume if she had multiple, they took them all.

I guess she's hiding in some home no one knows about, maybe owned by a donor, in the US.

And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+B3Bm)
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True, but I'll bet any amount of money she has at least one foreign passport that nobody knows about ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

78 True Somali food is actually pretty good. Surprisingly, it's similar to Italian food. Well, actually not that surprising because Italy colonized Somaliland in the late 1800s, up until WW2 (IIRC).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

I got two weeks of diarhea for my foray into international quisine in Mogadishu. Made me wish I was dead.

Posted by: Reforger at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Ae6Br)

79 @65 TJM, say anything negative about Barky around AWFLs and watch them snap. He's still a hero to them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vJPf4)

80 And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, you mean like France. She should feel right at home with all the rioting, smoke, and burning.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

81 Reverse Midas doing his thing. Does that guy's schtick ever actually work? Why do they trot him out to rack up yet another L?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:37 PM (ZOv7s)

Because He is perfect, you insolent swine.

Posted by: Shahinshah supporter at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (y1v6X)

82 73 Heh. For TJM

The Calvin Coolidge Project
@TheCalvinCooli1
🚨Just in: Netflix’s Film Chief Dan Lin has been fired

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)

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Lin was apparently openly atagonistic towards major creatives, and his treatment of David Fincher in post-production of The Further Misadventures of Cliff Booth convinced Fincher to end his 10+ year relationship with the studio.

Rumors are that the newly released WB exec team who greenlit things like Joker 2, The Bride, Sinners, and Digger will be taking the role at Netflix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (+B3Bm)

83 TJM, say anything negative about Barky around AWFLs and watch them snap. He's still a hero to them
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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More like they don't want to admit a mistake.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

84 There is no statute of limitations on denaturalization.

A Nazi lied on his immigration form in 1946. He was found out around 2017, denaturalized, and deported
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False.

Fox News quoted an unnamed "expert" who said the case against Ilhan may be barred by limitations.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (3cUTc)

85 Obama has been spending a bunch of time in the UK lately.

Anyone who thinks he's not involved with the current leftist rioting going on around the world is mistaken.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (viF8m)

86 If you want to feel better about the midterms, turnout at the No Kings protests on Saturday was so bad that supporters were reduced to posting videos of old protests on X.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (aD4fx)

87 76
Allow me to short circuit this: there isn't even a passing chance that Omar will go to jail or be deported. None of that will happen.

There, no goalpost shifting needed. If either of those things happen, I'll admit I'm wrong - but they won't, so there's no need for me to fret too much about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (BI5O2)

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Did you think it was even possible to get a partisan Dem magistrate judge in DC to sign off on the warrant to raid her house?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (+B3Bm)

88 Ilhan Omar is picking lettuce in SoCal in solidarity with refugee newcomers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (jb8Ss)

89
I'm kind of shocked at Obama tying his reputation to this sinking star. He even repeated the lies that will soon be incontrovertibly refuted. He knows she's going down -- why is he defending her? Do the Elmis know something about Obama? Like the facts of his national origin?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (mmrXZ)

90 daddy? like mack daddy?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (CWTWj)

91 More like they don't want to admit a mistake.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

A black man they don't fear.

Posted by: Reforger at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Ae6Br)

92 Have the sex workers at Gaylord's Presidential Bathhouse and Vomitorium unionized?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Ns3kx)

93 84 There is no statute of limitations on denaturalization.

A Nazi lied on his immigration form in 1946. He was found out around 2017, denaturalized, and deported
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False.

Fox News quoted an unnamed "expert" who said the case against Ilhan may be barred by limitations.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (3cUTc)

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Fox is god. I listen to Fox. All Fox says is true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (+B3Bm)

94 "So, technically, that was still my client's garbage."

Posted by: Michael Douglas at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (X0uk8)

95
You guys are awful but that's why I like it here.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:32 PM

Same and I think I think it's funny because I have older brothers. The humor resonates with me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (OVr4G)

96 Rumors are that the newly released WB exec team who greenlit things like Joker 2, The Bride, Sinners, and Digger will be taking the role at Netflix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Who can argue with that WB team with that resume will serve well representing Netflix quality programming.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)

97 18 I'm not holding my breath for it, but if this particularly odious see-you-next-Tuesday gets denaturalized and booted back to the windswept hellhole from whence she came, I will buy, chill, and open a really nice bottle of Champagne.
Posted by: ballistic

I'll see you and raise a double of Drambuie, that my doctor told me to avoid drinking, possibly also a double of bourbon with a cigar even!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Q/FnY)

98 96 Rumors are that the newly released WB exec team who greenlit things like Joker 2, The Bride, Sinners, and Digger will be taking the role at Netflix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Who can argue with that WB team with that resume will serve well representing Netflix quality programming.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)

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In their defense, at Netflix, a movie bombing at the box office won't matter nearly as much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (+B3Bm)

99 88 Ilhan Omar is picking lettuce in SoCal in solidarity with refugee newcomers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (jb8Ss)

I would more expect her to hold free clitoridectomy clinics...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

100 From 2019, David Steinberg's findings: a snippet pasted below:

https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er
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In 1995, Ilhan entered the United States as a fraudulent member of the “Omar” family.

That is not her family. The Omar family is a second, unrelated family which was being granted asylum by the United States. The Omars allowed Ilhan, her genetic sister Sahra, and her genetic father Nur Said to use false names to apply for asylum as members of the Omar family.

Ilhan’s genetic family split up at this time. The above three received asylum in the United States, while Ilhan’s three other siblings — using their real names — managed to get asylum in the United Kingdom.

Ilhan Abdullahi Omar’s name, before applying for asylum, was Ilhan Nur Said Elmi.

Her father’s name before applying for asylum was Nur Said Elmi Mohamed. Her sister Sahra Noor’s name before applying for asylum was Sahra Nur Said Elmi. Her three siblings who were granted asylum by the United Kingdom are Leila Nur Said Elmi, Mohamed Nur Said Elmi, and Ahmed Nur Said Elmi.

Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kX27y)

101 I fantasize about Omar wandering through the snow covered woods of northern Minnesota trying to reach Canada. Her body is found looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (vJPf4)

102 A black man they don't fear.
Posted by: Reforger
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Like their gay hairdresser.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (E4rtv)

103 I like the speculation that this was a family-wide plot to "launder" the war crimes of her father by attaching these young girls as sympathy distractions.

Or, roughly, human trafficking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (3cUTc)

104
There was the report that the DOJ took her passport. I assume if she had multiple, they took them all.

I guess she's hiding in some home no one knows about, maybe owned by a donor, in the US.

And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+B3Bm)
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True, but I'll bet any amount of money she has at least one foreign passport that nobody knows about ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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And: there doesn't seem to be any source of truth on whether she was at home when the 4:30 AM raid took place. Did someone tip her off?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mmrXZ)

105 Can we all agree that it is time that Obama fade into the obscurity he came from? This awful man is exhausting.

Of COURSE it is illegal to target your political opponents with lawfare, if it is only about their opinions. That, naturally, is NOT what this is about. The bitch lied, her supposed father lied, her supposed father was never actually naturalized, and neither was she.

Of course, Obama has skin in this game. He isn't a natural born citizen of the US any more than Kaddafy was, and if they find him out...

Yeah. He needs to STFD and STFU.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (fOTAm)

106 The blade has bladeded
Posted by: ballistic at October 19, 2026 02:21 PM (oqH4h)
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The Blade, his blade is sharp today

Posted by: The Blade's Publicist at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

107 I wouldn't disrespect Obama so openly. Did you see the kind of iron he was pumping?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (iOpI2)

108
I suspect Obama's public positions are whatever his handlers tell him they are.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ienUH)

109 More like they don't want to admit a mistake.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

And that's the crux of the matter. They're never wrong and we implicitly trust our overlords at the DNC. They would never lie to us. Complete faith.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (wOO3z)

110 107 I wouldn't disrespect Obama so openly. Did you see the kind of iron he was pumping?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (iOpI2)

Up his ass, perchance?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

111 I wonder how much goat dna is in her ancestry.

Posted by: AFeralDuck at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (n2KQk)

112 And: there doesn't seem to be any source of truth on whether she was at home when the 4:30 AM raid took place. Did someone tip her off?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mmrXZ)

Good heavens, I hope nobody got tasked with going through HER underwear drawer. Probably need a Hazmat team for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (fOTAm)

113 108
I suspect Obama's public positions are whatever his handlers tell him they are.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ienUH)

Damn right !

Posted by: Michele and Valarie at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (+gK6I)

114 In their defense, at Netflix, a movie bombing at the box office won't matter nearly as much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Netflix is running the Red Queen's race now---P/E is 22 and FAANG are no longer the darlings of Wall Street but yesterday's growth stocks. They will be around for a while longer until AI prompts allow people to create or recreate the movies of their dreams. Say mebbe ten years from now or so?

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

115 111 I wonder how much goat dna is in her ancestry.

Posted by: AFeralDuck at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (n2KQk)

Is the "MyPetGoat" website the equivalent of Ancestry dot com?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

116 And: there doesn't seem to be any source of truth on whether she was at home when the 4:30 AM raid took place. Did someone tip her off?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mmrXZ)

It was confirmed both she and her husband were home at the time of the raid. Only he's been seen since while walking their haram dog.

Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)

117 And, if she had fled, I'd assume she'd go to a non-extradition nation and then flaunt that she got out through some kind of press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+B3Bm)
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True, but I'll bet any amount of money she has at least one foreign passport that nobody knows about ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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And: there doesn't seem to be any source of truth on whether she was at home when the 4:30 AM raid took place. Did someone tip her off?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mmrXZ)
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There were two raids, one in DC and another in MN. IIRC, she and the slimy husband were there for one raid, but not the other.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

118 OMG. MyPetGoat dot com is for sale! Jihadis rejoice!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK)

119 What happened to Gaylord's Presidential portrait?

Or did the kudzu get it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 02:46 PM (Ns3kx)

120 Guaranteed the Biden DOJ opened the investigation in the hopes they would exonerate her. LOL!!

Posted by: deadrody at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (OeYsY)

121 101 I fantasize about Omar wandering through the snow covered woods of northern Minnesota trying to reach Canada. Her body is found looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Ironic and poetic. You left out being mauled by wolves.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)

122 It was confirmed both she and her husband were home at the time of the raid. Only he's been seen since while walking their haram dog.
Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)

Poor dog...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (+gK6I)

123 118 OMG. MyPetGoat dot com is for sale! Jihadis rejoice!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Too late, too many are already subscribed to Only Goats.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)

124 So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

Spoiler alert:

We discover that's she an alien from Andromeda 7.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (HD2n/)

125 It was confirmed both she and her husband were home at the time of the raid. Only he's been seen since while walking their haram dog.
Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)

The dog is stagecraft to demonstrate that they are "enlightened and assimilated" musloids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (wSl27)

126
Anyone who thinks he's not involved with the current leftist rioting going on around the world is mistaken.

No.

Again, Barry's an actor, not a writer.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)

127 Politics has it's share of shit slime people that do not deserve this country they claim to represent. They are hideous people with a do anything mindset including breaking the law to get their way. These people need to be exposed and shunned by decent people. And to use lawfare as a weapon is undermining our judicial system. Look at them for what they are, despicable assholes.

Posted by: Case at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (ROPCF)

128 124 So we have Ilhan "Omar's" DNA.

Spoiler alert:

We discover that's she an alien from Andromeda 7.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (HD2n/)

I woulda expected Uranus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

129 or she went to somalia to live like royalty off a secret swiss bank account that even nick shirley didn't learn about
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (CWTWj)

Obama forced the Swiss banks into full disclosure of customers and income sources, ruining their one advantage over other international banks. This, among other reasons, is why UBS is now considering a move to the US.

Now, British Virgin Islands in probably a better guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

130 Something Happened™

Posted by: 13times at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (6iKlf)

131 Allow me to short circuit this: there isn't even a passing chance that Omar will go to jail or be deported. None of that will happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (BI5O2)
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If she flees the country and is denaturalized in absentia, it's just as good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (ZOv7s)

132 Agents Dug Through Ilhan Omar's and Her "Sister's" Garbage to Find DNA

Better that than a vaginal swap, let me tell you.

Posted by: Somali gynecologist at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (HD2n/)

133 Did you think it was even possible to get a partisan Dem magistrate judge in DC to sign off on the warrant to raid her house?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (+B3Bm)

I hadn't thought of it. She always got away with this stuff quite publicly in the past, including during Trump's first term, so it wasn't something I ever considered.

If I had, I'd probably say "no, it's unlikely."

I also would've said it's unlikely Hegseth would promise to livestream Hasan's execution.

Both of those things happened, so I said "neither of these will materialize, because they are just electioneering stunts. Look at the calendar; it says 'October' on it."

So far, I'm 1 for 2.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

134 Rumors are that the newly released WB exec team who greenlit things like Joker 2, The Bride, Sinners, and Digger will be taking the role at Netflix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ah, yes. The broken version of the Peter Principle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (nEUC6)

135 Barky was wandering around Ohio and Joe the Plumber asked him about his tax proposal. They "checked his taxes" and slapped a lien on his house.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (wGerL)

136 If she flees the country and is denaturalized in absentia, it's just as good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I was looking forward to the trebuchet launching her into Canada. And her wretched family.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (E4rtv)

137 Former President Barack Hussein Obama has stepped in on X to defend his comrade Ilhan Omar from unjust attacks by a weaponized Trump Administration. "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

And he continued to explain, "The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president."

We won. You lost. Deal with it.

Gateway Pundit had an article detailing how the obama Presidential Center of Doom, Money Laundering and Political Kickbacks (TM pending) was three times over-budget at a cool Billion dollars.

AMERICAN DOLLARS.

That and his unhappy slave labour makes that one of my feel-good stories of the year.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)

138 DNA can also determine if her second husband was actually her brother.

I think he’s back in the UK so perhaps somebody from the FBI got a paid vacation to London for some dumpster diving adventures last month.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (6ydKt)

139 "It's a man, baby!"

Posted by: Dude in lab at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (HD2n/)

140
116

It was confirmed both she and her husband were home at the time of the raid. Only he's been seen since while walking their haram dog.
Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM

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Their pork chop dinner was ruined.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (ienUH)

141 Andromeda 7, the pr0n Fifth Element, where Leeloo Nur leads a team of female goat/human hybrids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Ns3kx)

142 86 If you want to feel better about the midterms, turnout at the No Kings protests on Saturday was so bad that supporters were reduced to posting videos of old protests on X.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2026 02:41 PM (aD4fx)

Went to look at my reliably certifiable leftist asshat's Facebook garbage, and he was pimping that rally in SoCal. He did not post any crowd photos, only a closeup selfie of himself in "action." Hilarious. What a bunch of twats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (fOTAm)

143 We discover that's she an alien from Andromeda 7.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (HD2n/)

I woulda expected Uranus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)
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No way in hell I'm letting her anywhere near the Orgasmatron!

Posted by: Duran Duran at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (ZOv7s)

144 At American Greatness, Liz Sheld reports on the Lightbringer speaking out on Ilhan "Omar's" behalf.

__________________________

You know it's getting desperate when Obama comes out and says... "Hey, look at me. One bogus birth certificate, and I played Senator and President. Surly, you can look the other way on Omar. It's inconsequential."

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

145 I would love to see her deported

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

146 More jihadi crap. I didn't know Abdul's step mom is white and converted......

https://tinyurl.com/4wk4czvc

Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (kX27y)

147 If she flees the country and is denaturalized in absentia, it's just as good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Flee the country, and live a life of ease in Mexico!

Posted by: zombie Leon Trotsky at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (wSl27)

148
Ah, yes. The broken version of the Peter Principle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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The Peter in that application has STDs. Mongolian Dick Rot to be precise.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)

149 Off topic, but did anyone else see the clip of Marco Rubio telling the reporter to take his hands off him? I saw it, but can't find it now, and I'm wondering if the clip was AI.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (7s9Qe)

150 When criticizing the Omar stuff, Obumbles real message is "You should never investigate me"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (+HKyl)

151 135 Barky was wandering around Ohio and Joe the Plumber asked him about his tax proposal. They "checked his taxes" and slapped a lien on his house.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (wGerL)

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Well done, Ted. I forgot about that bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (iOpI2)

152 146 More jihadi crap. I didn't know Abdul's step mom is white and converted......

https://tinyurl.com/4wk4czvc
Posted by: beckster

Yah, I saw that. Another vile family.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)

153 The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president."

Well. There's a whole bunch of that statement that has yet to be proved, isn't there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (vJrRc)

154 110 107 I wouldn't disrespect Obama so openly. Did you see the kind of iron he was pumping?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (iOpI2)

Up his ass, perchance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) \

Steely Dan has entered the chat.

Posted by: My battery operated boyfriend at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Q/FnY)

155 I was looking forward to the trebuchet launching her into Canada. And her wretched family.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:49 PM (E4rtv)

I wouldn't wish that horrible occurrence on even Canada. War crime, indeed. Pestilence, misery, filth, projectile vomiting....

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (fOTAm)

156 The Peter in that application has STDs. Mongolian Dick Rot to be precise.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)
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The dreaded Kenyan clap.

Posted by: Duran Duran at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Went to look at my reliably certifiable leftist asshat's Facebook garbage, and he was pimping that rally in SoCal. He did not post any crowd photos, only a closeup selfie of himself in "action." Hilarious. What a bunch of twats.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Wrong hole.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)

158 The Ewok was wont to sort through garbage in past days, as I recall.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Gqar8)

159 Of course, Obama has skin in this game. He isn't a natural born citizen of the US any more than Kaddafy was, and if they find him out...

Yeah. He needs to STFD and STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (fOTAm)

Both his mom and Frank Marshall Davis were citizens. The main issue is where he was born.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

160 143 We discover that's she an alien from Andromeda 7.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (HD2n/)

I woulda expected Uranus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)
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No way in hell I'm letting her anywhere near the Orgasmatron!

Posted by: Duran Duran at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (ZOv7s)

Our album was NOT about her.

Posted by: Mot�rhead at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (l3cgK)

161 The No Kings protests are such a joke.

Reminiscent of “the Coffee Party”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (y1v6X)

162 Since we're investigating race-baiting Muslim grifters who are in this country illegally, now might be a good time to have a look at how the JEF's citizenship was obtained.

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (HQJzu)

163 If the end result of Merrick Garland signing off on the Mar-a-Lago raid is to create an incentive structure that has partisans taking command of the executive branch of the federal government and ruthlessly pursuing corruption instead of allowing it through inertia, well...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (+B3Bm)

164 or she went to somalia to live like royalty off a secret swiss bank account that even nick shirley didn't learn about
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 19, 2026 02:39 PM (CWTWj)

Obama forced the Swiss banks into full disclosure of customers and income sources, ruining their one advantage over other international banks. This, among other reasons, is why UBS is now considering a move to the US.

Now, British Virgin Islands in probably a better guess.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
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Yea. BVI or Cayman Islands or Belize. It hasn't been true for a long time that "secret Swiss bank accounts" are a real thing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

165 I wouldn't wish that horrible occurrence on even Canada. War crime, indeed. Pestilence, misery, filth, projectile vomiting....
Posted by: tcn in AK

With a large enough trebuchet, you might launch her into Hudson Bay.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)

166 NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!

....

Unless you should be because of your ethnicity.

Then, we're talking about WHITE law.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

167 Flee the country, and live a life of ease in Mexico!
Posted by: zombie Leon Trotsky at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (wSl27)
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Use the trays to make your ice, okay?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (ZOv7s)

168 Anyone know what’s going on in Spain right now? Some people are predicting civil war between Catalan and Spain, but it sounds like civil war already started during the referendum vote. Literally, Spanish forces fought Catalan forces over control of polling places (and Catalan appears to have won that battle—the referendum took place, and a thousand Catalonians were injured enough to “require medical treatment”).

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (kYmoU)

169 I wonder how much goat dna is in her ancestry.
Posted by: AFeralDuck at October 19, 2026 02:45 PM (n2KQk)

Baaaad Joke, baaad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

170 148
Ah, yes. The broken version of the Peter Principle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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The Peter in that application has STDs. Mongolian Dick Rot to be precise.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)

Is that the one that makes yer dick feel likes it's been dipped in horse piss for 1000 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK)

171 Both his mom and Frank Marshall Davis were citizens. The main issue is where he was born.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

That first sentence makes the last an academic argument.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (y1v6X)

172 Race baiting Muslim Grifters opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Gqar8)

173 Obama's mom was a slut. His grandparents who raised him have hinky pasts politically. But I don't remember details.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (iOpI2)

174 The No Kings protests are such a joke.

Reminiscent of “the Coffee Party”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (y1v6X)
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Blue Wave is fer sure happening.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (ZOv7s)

175 121 101 I fantasize about Omar wandering through the snow covered woods of northern Minnesota trying to reach Canada. Her body is found looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Ironic and poetic. You left out being mauled by wolves.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
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Or wood chippered as in Fargo.

Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (kX27y)

176 >> Blessed are You hashem the true Judge.

>>Please accept my condolences to you and miley.
>>Posted by: San Franpsycho

I don't know if you're still here, but I saw that in the other thread. I did not know the meaning of that. I do now. I thank you sincerely and humbly.

I hope I've got it right, but in reply, Shenishma Besorot Tovot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (w6EFb)

177 >>> 168 Anyone know what’s going on in Spain right now? Some people are predicting civil war between Catalan and Spain, but it sounds like civil war already started during the referendum vote. Literally, Spanish forces fought Catalan forces over control of polling places (and Catalan appears to have won that battle—the referendum took place, and a thousand Catalonians were injured enough to “require medical treatment”

.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (kYmoU)

I don't, but I'm sure our brave media types will get accurate information from At Least Two Sources Close To The Matter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (jb8Ss)

178 141 Andromeda 7, the pr0n Fifth Element, where Leeloo Nur leads a team of female goat/human hybrids.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I really think they should made an updated live-action high-budget version of Valérian. It's a great franchise concept as-yet unfamiliar in America.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (HD2n/)

179 156 The Peter in that application has STDs. Mongolian Dick Rot to be precise.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)
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The dreaded Kenyan clap.

Posted by: Duran Duran at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (ZOv7s)

Please...clap?!

Posted by: Jeb! at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (l3cgK)

180 Is that the one that makes yer dick feel likes it's been dipped in horse piss for 1000 years?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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You left out fermented.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)

181 168 Anyone know what’s going on in Spain right now? Some people are predicting civil war between Catalan and Spain, but it sounds like civil war already started during the referendum vote. Literally, Spanish forces fought Catalan forces over control of polling places (and Catalan appears to have won that battle—the referendum took place, and a thousand Catalonians were injured enough to “require medical treatment”

.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (kYmoU)

Spanish nationalism should be perked up by the evil PM tolerating an invasion of Ceuta.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (y1v6X)

182 Please...clap?!
Posted by: Jeb!
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Well that explains why you married your illegal migrant maid.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)

183 https://youtu.be/vihBFS3WM0c?si=PUCct0ggYVq5djip

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (cWLG3)

184 The No Kings protests are such a joke.

Reminiscent of “the Coffee Party”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (y1v6X)
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Our IC is not as good as they think they are.

They're often failing to fool the "rubes" they tell theirselves they can.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

185
I'm going to make a really wacky speculation.

Her brother/husband Ahmed disappears. If they do it right, his body is never recovered.

The problem with this guy is, Ilhan's marriage to him was supposed to get him to the US so the Elmi family could end his filthy gay London lifestyle. Well, he's not having it. He's a flaming fag and he's reveling in his UK taxpayer-supported Ph.D. studies in “Bravery amidst Brutality: A Queer Resistance to Violence and Criminalisation in Contemporary Kenya.” I'm not sure he'll discipline himself enough to contain the damage to Ilhan and the whole Elmi tribe, and if he doesn't... we'll see once again what this clan does to traitors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (mmrXZ)

186 Went to look at my reliably certifiable leftist asshat's Facebook garbage, and he was pimping that rally in SoCal. He did not post any crowd photos, only a closeup selfie of himself in "action." Hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Same here for a protest in Ohio. Just a selfie in front of a sign a sign and HUGE, empty green field. Not even geriatric white people.

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (GUOwU)

187 174 The No Kings protests are such a joke.

Reminiscent of “the Coffee Party”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (y1v6X)
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Blue Wave is fer sure happening.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:54 PM (ZOv7s)

Is that like the blue ice that falls off of airplanes?

Posted by: Jeb! at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (l3cgK)

188 Is that the one that makes yer dick feel likes it's been dipped in horse piss for 1000 years?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK)
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I've had worse.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (ZOv7s)

189 All her goats are coming home to eat the weeds.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Q/FnY)

190 Please...clap?!

Posted by: Jeb!
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I'm straight.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

191 What a bunch of twats.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Wrong hole.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)

You have to say it like Paul Joseph Watson. With deep distain and a thick British accent.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (fOTAm)

192 off clappy sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)

193 Both his mom and Frank Marshall Davis were citizens. The main issue is where he was born.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

Pretty simple, I think. FMD got Stanley Anne knocked up; an abortion was not on the table, so a straw marriage was arranged with Barack Obama, Sr. to account for her dropping a "black" calf. And Obama, Sr. got some money and a sheepskin out of the deal.

Posted by: zombie Leon Trotsky at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (wSl27)

194 His Majesty The Shahinshah was found in a manger in Honolulu on August 4, 1961, by Three Wise Men.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (y1v6X)

195 Literally, Spanish forces fought Catalan forces over control of polling places (and Catalan appears to have won that battle—the referendum took place, and a thousand Catalonians were injured enough to “require medical treatment”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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Ah yes, they will fight over the ballot boxes but not against the invaders turning Spain into an Islamic country. Were they slap fights?

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

196 191 What a bunch of twats.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Wrong hole.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)

You have to say it like Paul Joseph Watson. With deep distain and a thick British accent.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:56 PM (fOTAm)

Watson is best at that dripping disdain, contempt.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Gqar8)

197 Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)

It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

198 Yea. BVI or Cayman Islands or Belize. It hasn't been true for a long time that "secret Swiss bank accounts" are a real thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

John McAfee claimed that he found out that Belize was the center of human trafficking banking, and no one seemed to care.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

199 CNN has learned that Ilhan Omar is related to Hunter Biden. She is a long-lost Stepsister of Hunter the Innocent.

Jill had no comment other than saying that Joe is not the Father because he cannot get a hard-on without 6 Grams of Viagra which could not afford when he was a young Stud in College.

CNN believes that Joey "THE STUD" Biden does not remember boinking Omar's Mother. Joe also said that he believes that Trump tricked him into the sexual act knowing he would run for POTUS in 2020.

Immediately Sen. Schumer and Hakeen Jefferies call for Trump's Impeachment for this major scandal that started over 30 years ago.

Posted by: CNN at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (WoQyw)

200
195 Literally, Spanish forces fought Catalan forces over control of polling places (and Catalan appears to have won that battle—the referendum took place, and a thousand Catalonians were injured enough to “require medical treatment”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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Ah yes, they will fight over the ballot boxes but not against the invaders turning Spain into an Islamic country. Were they slap fights?

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

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In their defense, Catalan isn't exactly next to Ceuta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (+B3Bm)

201 Spanish nationalism should be perked up by the evil PM tolerating an invasion of Ceuta.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (y1v6X)
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Spain's constitution forbids secession, and it is extremely unlikely the EU would allow it to happen because all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (ZOv7s)

202 You have to say it like Paul Joseph Watson. With deep distain and a thick British accent.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Heh.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

203 With a large enough trebuchet, you might launch her into Hudson Bay.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)

Those poor polar bears.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (fOTAm)

204 201 Spanish nationalism should be perked up by the evil PM tolerating an invasion of Ceuta.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 19, 2026 02:55 PM (y1v6X)
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Spain's constitution forbids secession, and it is extremely unlikely the EU would allow it to happen because all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (ZOv7s)

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So, you're saying that things would quiet down in Europe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (+B3Bm)

205 Remember, when you toss out your garbage, you are abandoning it and disowning it, so no warrant is needed to search and seize it.
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My Garbage, My Choice.

(In which Axeman demonstrates how easy it is to assemble a slogan without thought.)

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

206 In their defense, Catalan isn't exactly next to Ceuta.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They hate each other more than they hate the invaders is the story here.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)

207 197 Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)

It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

The beatings and humiliations involved you would think would give them pause.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar8)

208 197 Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)

It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

Many have been forced under threat of death. For those in Western countries, their brains have been washed entirely smooth by our educational system.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)

209 Of course, Obama has skin in this game. He isn't a natural born citizen of the US any more than Kaddafy was, and if they find him out...

Yeah. He needs to STFD and STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (fOTAm)
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I don't think there's any doubt that Obama was a citizen. His degenerate mom clearly was a citizen.

The issue was whether he was a "natural-born citizen" for purposes of the constitutional clause requiring only "natural-born citizens."

Had he been born outside the country -- and I think there's some chance he was -- then there would have been an argument that he wasn't a "natural-born citizen."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

210 > Spanish nationalism should be perked up by the evil PM tolerating an invasion of Ceuta.
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There's speculation that Ceuta would rather be independent than a part of Spain. They've been at odds with each other off and on for... a long time.

The Moroccan invasion is something else entirely. Spain permitted it. Ceuta probably feels betrayed. Whatever. They both deserve each other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (RORbl)

211 Off, axe-ed sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (wSl27)

212 203 With a large enough trebuchet, you might launch her into Hudson Bay.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)

Those poor polar bears.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Okay, you convinced me, we launch Omar using Carney as a target. That way none of God's creations are hurt.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv)

213 I would think the blowback from this, if it's a nothing burger, would be huge, and somewhat deservedly. I don't think they're dumb (even granted it's the gubmint), so I gotta figure they know that it's going to come to something, right? Not "two weeks", not "nothing will happen".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (9ZFZd)

214 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

215 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.

Joe Biden was the DC-er that I least wanted to ever see as "President", but I will settle for long-term resolution that consensus that Biden was never supposed to be President.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

216 It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)
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Same reason women cosplay as Handmaidens or read Morning Star Milking Farms - the kink is part of the thrill.

Plus, being the wife of a powerful man gives enormous social status and power over all the other women. It's like being the pastor's wife on PCP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (ZOv7s)

217 214 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.
Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

So - One degree of separation then.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Gqar8)

218
There were two raids, one in DC and another in MN. IIRC, she and the slimy husband were there for one raid, but not the other.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Aha. But I agree, she probably had another secret passport somewhere. She's so pugnacious, she would certainly be out in public, smirking and calling Trump names, if she was in the country and confident of her case.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

219 >>> Sarha Noor is probably being investigated for being part of the Somali Fraud Syndicate

Syndicates, mafias, gangs, cartels... At some point they get too big for their britches and have to be put down.

Fleecing the people...that's the sole right of the government!

All kidding aside, I'm glad she's getting grilled. Her "dad" got into America on false pretenses and so did she. Bye bye, wannabe genocider.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Toos7)

220 215 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.

Joe Biden was the DC-er that I least wanted to ever see as "President", but I will settle for long-term resolution that consensus that Biden was never supposed to be President.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

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I mostly want Biden's star to fade so much that the next time a Democrat wins the presidency, they keep the autopen picture on the wall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (+B3Bm)

221 It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

The beatings and humiliations involved you would think would give them pause.
Posted by: tubal
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Low self esteem. No better mating options. Same reason some people stay with criminals.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

222 Pumpkin chunker cannon + Ilham Nur?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Ns3kx)

223 214 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.
Posted by: Orson

23andMe says my great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was some dude named "Adam."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 03:03 PM (HD2n/)

224 214 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

We're all related to each other...it's just a matter of how closely related we are...

In some Muzzie countries, the degree of consanguinity is quite low...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:03 PM (l3cgK)

225 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)

That's the only way I can see it. If someone was forced under threat of death.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (JrHfD)

226 So - One degree of separation then.
Posted by: tubal
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We call that the taint.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)

227 For those wanting Obama to go away...

Not only do they not go away, their spawn don't either. One of the Dubya daughters just donated to Talarico's campaign. They can't keep their fingers out of politics for anything.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Toos7)

228
So, you're saying that things would quiet down in Europe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (+B3Bm)
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I'm saying it is yet another goat rope where people are having tantrums over things they can't have.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (ZOv7s)

229 221 It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

The beatings and humiliations involved you would think would give them pause.
Posted by: tubal
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Low self esteem. No better mating options. Same reason some people stay with criminals.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

The old - but he really loves me, I just have to try harder and be better.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar8)

230 209 Of course, Obama has skin in this game. He isn't a natural born citizen of the US any more than Kaddafy was, and if they find him out...

Yeah. He needs to STFD and STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 02:44 PM (fOTAm)

I'm sure for a special donation you can get into the secret areas of the obama center where you get to see such special items as....

1. Obama's birth certificate.
2. Grade transcripts.
3. Stuff he claimed to have written for the Harvard Law Review (was it?)
4. Pictures of Mooch as a child something....
5. And knowing barry's obsession with himself - an AI, if not real, video of his conception.

And the $395 Mooch-inspired pearl necklaces are still available in the gift-shop.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)

231 It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

The beatings and humiliations involved you would think would give them pause.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar

Then again, it is demonstrably clear that Muslim men are deeply afraid of women, to the point that they have to beat them to achieve any sense of superiority. The fact that the women haven't figured this out is really sad, but inbreeding probably takes away any ambition they might have felt. Seems like at some point the women would rise up and tell the men to all fuck off, but that would require... effort. Read Hirsi's book.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (fOTAm)

232 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

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So we should be repurposing Hillbilly jokes for Somalians, right?

Wonder why the progressives don't do that?

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)

233 I just got a very exciting text, purportedly from the Democratic Socialists of America, encouraging me as a fellow socialist to vote for the incumbent state candidate, because there's not Democrat running (which is a lie) and the third party candidates are too extreme and a traitor, respectively.

My response wasn't (...very) obscene, but it may have mentioned helicopters and shark-infested waters.

I think the next step is to report this to Incumbent's office and ask what he's doing to avoid any further endorsements from the Commies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

234 208 197 Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)

It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)

Many have been forced under threat of death. For those in Western countries, their brains have been washed entirely smooth by our educational system.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)

A "misogynistic", partial explanation might be that deep down women want strength and security from a partner, two things which they've been erasing from Western men but still see in other cultures.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (9ZFZd)

235 I'm kind of hoping for a flat out riot deluge across the entire EU. I think if it lands in Germany, it will be enough to push AfD into the true majority status.

Then, the EU bureaucrats have to try and explain German's economic resurgence and improved quality of life to the rest of the member states when Germany hits the immigration flush lever.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)

236 Yea. BVI or Cayman Islands or Belize. It hasn't been true for a long time that "secret Swiss bank accounts" are a real thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

John McAfee claimed that he found out that Belize was the center of human trafficking banking, and no one seemed to care.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)
_____

There are a lot of bankers and remoras and others making big bank on secret accounts facilitating criminal activity, mainly in third-world countries where corruption is most widespread.

Somehow trillions of dollars a year is laundered across banks all across the world by cartels, traffickers, the DNC, and 100s of oligarchs and strongmen.

Methinks it ain't that hard to do if you grease the right palms.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

237 223 214 The underlying joke is that the consanguinity ratio is so high in Somalia that, technically, everyone is related to everyone else in some capacity.
Posted by: Orson

23andMe says my great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was some dude named "Adam."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 03:03 PM (HD2n/)

That's only 13 generations ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

238 So the enlightened explanation of Omar's innocence is that a Somalian "family tree" is naturally a straight line?

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

239 235 I'm kind of hoping for a flat out riot deluge across the entire EU. I think if it lands in Germany, it will be enough to push AfD into the true majority status.

Then, the EU bureaucrats have to try and explain German's economic resurgence and improved quality of life to the rest of the member states when Germany hits the immigration flush lever.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)

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It must be remembered:

AfD are still socialists.

If they deport millions of Syrians, they'll lower the retirement age to 40 and give free daycare to children up to 25 next.

And the economy will still suck because socialists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (+B3Bm)

240 Morning Greatness: Obama White Knights for Credibly Accused Scofflaw Rep. Ilhan Omar

==

DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (AKptf)

241 The old “ The Family Tree is a Dowel Rod” joke, repurposed.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (Gqar8)

242 The New York Times reported that Noor's phone was taken

This part concerns me. No doubt Noor's phone is behind some level of password a/o biometric lock.

So either the government doesn't see these locks as impediments, or they take the phone as cover for obtaining the texts and its meta from the phone company or NSA.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (9s47C)

243 The comic and cartoon Valerian were cool.

The live action, the main characters had the appeal of nihilistic paste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (Ns3kx)

244 The case had gone as cold as a Minnesota winter wind. But detectives had a plan. They staked out her home on garbage day, and stopped the truck to search her refuse, hoping to find a clue in a cold case of muuurder.

Posted by: Bill Kurtis at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (wGerL)

245 So we should be repurposing Hillbilly jokes for Somalians, right?

Wonder why the progressives don't do that?
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
__________________________

Gypsy Hillbillies.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)

246 >>> 198
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John McAfee claimed that he found out that Belize was the center of human trafficking banking, and no one seemed to care.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

Apparently someone did care, since he didn't kill himself in that Spanish prison cell.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (jb8Ss)

247 They did a DNA analysis of "Cheddar Man" a decade or so ago...They did a facial reconstruction and found a man living in the same area that had shared genes...and looked almost exactly like the white version of the facial reconstruction. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)

248 That's only 13 generations ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Well, Bishop Ussher says the Earth was created in 4004 BC, so that's about right, considering that some of the intervening ancestors were named "Mathuselah" and "Noah."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (HD2n/)

249 It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (JrHfD)
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Same reason women cosplay as Handmaidens or read Morning Star Milking Farms - the kink is part of the thrill.

Plus, being the wife of a powerful man gives enormous social status and power over all the other women. It's like being the pastor's wife on PCP.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (ZOv7s)
________

"Or rail ket off some rando fratbro's dick!"

-- Status-Obsessed Sorority Sluts

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

250 215 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.

Joe Biden was the DC-er that I least wanted to ever see as "President", but I will settle for long-term resolution that consensus that Biden was never supposed to be President.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

The library only needs to be big enough for one rack of comic books. Shouldn't be too pricey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (fOTAm)

251
It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I think it's comparable to these women who marry jailed convicts. They're afraid of freedom and real life, and they chain themselves to things that aren't going anywhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (mmrXZ)

252 Ì am all but convinced Frank is Barky's father

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

253 Not only do they not go away, their spawn don't either. One of the Dubya daughters just donated to Talarico's campaign. They can't keep their fingers out of politics for anything.
Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Toos7)

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Agree. That's why it was so satisfying when a couple of the Bush spawns lost their elections. And of course Jeb has been thrown into the crap heap of Bush politicians.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (iOpI2)

254
She got the trans version of FGM:
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Transgender actress Hunter Schafer has revealed she underwent gender-affirming bottom surgery.

Schafer, 27, who transitioned to female as a teenager, revealed she had the procedure done late last year during a new interview with Elle.

'I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,' she said.

Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (kX27y)

255 AfD are still socialists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (+B3Bm)
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So, they are closer to fascists, then.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)

256 Cheddar man article: https://tinyurl.com/musnh9w9

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (l3cgK)

257 This is why I have leave all my (DNA-bearing) trash inside until it's time for me to personally take it to the dump and observe it being compacted. One can never be too careful. That, and I'm too cheap to pay for trash pickup.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (QJwZd)

258 253 Agree. That's why it was so satisfying when a couple of the Bush spawns lost their elections. And of course Jeb has been thrown into the crap heap of Bush politicians.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (iOpI2)

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When Paxton wins, will the Bush clan finally realize that the Texas Republican voting base has moved beyond them, that they've lost all real electoral power in the state, and just move to Maine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (+B3Bm)

259 AfD are still socialists.

If they deport millions of Syrians, they'll lower the retirement age to 40 and give free daycare to children up to 25 next.

And the economy will still suck because socialists.

Also they won't fix the power grid stupidity Merkel pushed on them so manufacturing will continue to leave. BMWs are built in South Carolina because they have a functional grid at this point, not for other reasons.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG)

260 215 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.
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Whoa, whoa. Schumer, Pelosi and others spent 4 years telling us he was one of the most consequential presidents in our history. Sounds like he will end up with the Biden Ice Cream kiosk.

Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (2bFN5)

261 255 AfD are still socialists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (+B3Bm)
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So, they are closer to fascists, then.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)

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As fascist as Labour in England, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (+B3Bm)

262 215 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.

Joe Biden was the DC-er that I least wanted to ever see as "President", but I will settle for long-term resolution that consensus that Biden was never supposed to be President.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

The library only needs to be big enough for one rack of comic books. Shouldn't be too pricey.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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But he won more votes than any president in history.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (9U6Wl)

263 It must be remembered:

AfD are still socialists.

If they deport millions of Syrians, they'll lower the retirement age to 40 and give free daycare to children up to 25 next.

And the economy will still suck because socialists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (+B3Bm)
_____________________________

The bigger they get, the more diluted the Socialist tendencies as "normal" people join the anti-immigration cause. And, keeping the majority would entail compromise on that issue.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

264 > Former President Barack Hussein Obama has stepped in on X to defend his comrade Ilhan Omar from unjust attacks by a weaponized Trump Administration. "It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."
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Has he talked to Slotkin about that? Seems like she didn't get the message.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (RORbl)

265 254
She got the trans version of FGM:
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Transgender actress Hunter Schafer has revealed she underwent gender-affirming bottom surgery.

Schafer, 27, who transitioned to female as a teenager, revealed she had the procedure done late last year during a new interview with Elle.

'I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,' she said.
Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (kX27y)

Until you wake up one day to find that you are still miserable and kill yourself, or, worse, kill a lot of other people. That kind of amazing??

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Gqar8)

266 263 The bigger they get, the more diluted the Socialist tendencies as "normal" people join the anti-immigration cause. And, keeping the majority would entail compromise on that issue.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

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I'm sorry, but are you implying that the average German voter ISN'T socialist in nature, constantly voting for more spending and services that the state can't pay for?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (+B3Bm)

267 the thought of obtaining Ilhan's DNA gives me the willies

Posted by: DanMan at October 19, 2026 03:11 PM (8uzBS)

268 > It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam. It's an absolutely horrible faux religion that despises women.

Did you hear about the Bangladesh couple who were beheaded in Saudi Arabia?

The wife insisted on going to Saudi Arabia for Umrah for their honeymoon. It was a life goal. During Umrah, they were so happy to be there together for their honeymoon, they hugged and kissed. A Pakistani recorded the couple and gave the recording to police. The executioner shouted, "Alahu Akbar!" while cutting off their heads.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2026 03:11 PM (mkw2N)

269 Ì am all but convinced Frank is Barky's father
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

Bawney Frank !?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2026 03:12 PM (NtVYv)

270
Obama had the choice to keep quiet about Omar. Why did he step in? I'm still asking. Someone MUST have something on him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:12 PM (mmrXZ)

271 266 263 The bigger they get, the more diluted the Socialist tendencies as "normal" people join the anti-immigration cause. And, keeping the majority would entail compromise on that issue.

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

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I'm sorry, but are you implying that the average German voter ISN'T socialist in nature, constantly voting for more spending and services that the state can't pay for?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (+B3Bm)

They Love the whip- using it, and being whipped. They put the Sado in Masochism.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Gqar8)

272 >>> It's really beyond my comprehension why any woman would convert to Islam.

I watched a documentary with a woman interviewed who was saying all the mouthy woke liberal talking points. She had converted to Islam. It showed her later praying in public, and she dutifully prayed BEHIND the men, looking as docile and whipped as can be.

There was a woman in X recently who had converted, and seems to be rethinking her choice. She said it was a beautiful sisterhood at first, but now they criticize her if her clothes are too whorish or other violations they think she's doing, or wrong think she's thinking. They held back until she converted and now are going after her.

I don't get it either. But I also know people think because I'm a Christian woman with some conservative views I must be in a cult and controlled my husband. So, there's that. (I'm sure if I told him that he'd joke, yeah I wish!)

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Toos7)

273 WTF would go into a Biden Library? LOL

Like some wit upthread said, comic books?
Details from Hunter's laptop?
Diagrams showing how his money from Ukraine got laundered?
A shower?
A display of Christmas gayness?
Botched speeches?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 03:13 PM (iOpI2)

274
I think it's comparable to these women who marry jailed convicts. They're afraid of freedom and real life, and they chain themselves to things that aren't going anywhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (mmrXZ)
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If you are an affluent white woman who hates Jews, becoming Muslim immediately makes you an oppressed minority and brings you into a community where you can spout off about the Jews without any consequence AND you can also insult Western culture AND call Western feminists sluts. There is a lot of social upside here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:13 PM (ZOv7s)

275 That, and I'm too cheap to pay for trash pickup.
Posted by: Martin Tell at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (QJwZd)

Trash pickup at our house runs about $140/mo. OTOH, we can just take the trash to the collection station a mile down the highway at our local bar and dispose of it for $3 a bag, and stop in for a libation and probably dinner.

So, yeah, we are too cheap for pickup as well. Along with the other excuse.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 03:13 PM (fOTAm)

276 I'm sorry, but are you implying that the average German voter ISN'T socialist in nature, constantly voting for more spending and services that the state can't pay for?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (+B3Bm)
_________________________

You do realize that the founders of the party (AfD) were free market economists, right?

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

277 She got the trans version of FGM:
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Transgender actress Hunter Schafer has revealed she underwent gender-affirming bottom surgery.

Schafer, 27, who transitioned to female as a teenager, revealed she had the procedure done late last year during a new interview with Elle.

'I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,' she said.
Posted by: beckster at October 19, 2026 03:08 PM (kX27y)

Until you wake up one day to find that you are still miserable and kill yourself, or, worse, kill a lot of other people. That kind of amazing??
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Gqar

_______

Countdown has already started on his suicide ....

Imagine spending the rest of your life with a gaping, bleeding, oozing wound where your dick once was.

[SHUDDERS]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

278 276 You do realize that the founders of the party (AfD) were free market economists, right?

Posted by: Orson at October 19, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

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And that the dilution when the party gets bigger isn't going to be in the direction of the founders but in the direction of the average German voter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (+B3Bm)

279 Blonde Morticia

At a guess, ego and to be on the right side of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (Ns3kx)

280 "Come out with DNA up!"

Posted by: The FBI at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (Viiux)

281 >>> It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can't selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say."

Unless you vote Trump. Then he and his followers want you dead. No biggie!

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (Toos7)

282
the thought of obtaining Ilhan's DNA gives me the willies
Posted by: DanMan

================

Same here, and that is why I think Ahmed Elmi (her gay brother in London) had better be looking over his shoulder. If the Elmis think he's too incautious about his DNA, his true name, his true family history, he'll be the next one to disappear -- not willingly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (mmrXZ)

283 but now they criticize her if her clothes are too whorish or other violations they think she's doing, or wrong think she's thinking. They held back until she converted and now are going after her.
Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Toos7)

Islam....Dem...
Dem....Islam....

Not much difference...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)

284 A Pakistani recorded the couple and gave the recording to police. The executioner shouted, "Alahu Akbar!" while cutting off their heads.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2026 03:11 PM (mkw2N)

Til death do us part. Or, parts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (fOTAm)

285 Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2026 03:04 PM (fOTAm)

Muslim women do as much if not more than the men to keep muslim women imprisoned. The society could not carry on the way it does without the fervent support of many women.

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (C/YEn)

286 270
Obama had the choice to keep quiet about Omar. Why did he step in? I'm still asking. Someone MUST have something on him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026

They are both Muslim. He is required or something.

Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

287 I'm not holding my breath for it, but if this particularly odious see-you-next-Tuesday gets denaturalized and booted back to the windswept hellhole from whence she came, I will buy, chill, and open a really nice bottle of Champagne.
Posted by: ballistic at October 19, 2026 02:27 PM (oqH4h)

She likely will get some underhand notice to be able to skip off to a nicer exile spot with some of her ill gotten gains.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

288 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

I recall Port-A-Cans getting "Obama Library" signs and graffitti at the end of his run. Funny as hell.

Posted by: DanMan at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (8uzBS)

289 248 That's only 13 generations ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Well, Bishop Ussher says the Earth was created in 4004 BC, so that's about right, considering that some of the intervening ancestors were named "Mathuselah" and "Noah."

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (HD2n/)

13 generations...I have some branches of my family tree traced back further than that by the year 1500 A.D. or so...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)

290 They Love the whip- using it, and being whipped. They put the Sado in Masochism.
Posted by: tubal
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Obviously big Devo fans.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)

291 Anyone know what’s going on in Spain right now? Some people are predicting civil war between Catalan and Spain, but it sounds like civil war already started during the referendum vote. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2026 02:53 PM (kYmoU)

per PanAm Post, Last action on this was that Charles Puigdemont, who called for the independence referendum that the Spanish called an illegal vote, was pardoned by the Spanish Supreme Court last week for the corruption and embezzlement charges that had caused him to leave for Belgium in 2017.
PM Sanchez stated this was a political problem that needed to be solved through politics.

it looks like 488 voters were injured during the police action to break up the referendum vote on Oct 1

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 03:16 PM (rbvCR)

292 252 Ì am all but convinced Frank is Barky's father

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

Is his full name Ball Park Frank?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:16 PM (l3cgK)

293 275. Dumping trash is free here in God's Country! Well, I do have to drive to the authorizd dump, but it's a beautiful drive and I usually combine it with a trip to the library. Retirement (semi-retirement) is nice so far.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QJwZd)

294 And that the dilution when the party gets bigger isn't going to be in the direction of the founders but in the direction of the average German voter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:14 PM (+B3Bm)
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German politics have always been more comfortable with socialism than our, the issue is that if the migrants aren't expelled, there will be no Germany. That's the important part.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (ZOv7s)

295 81 million votes and can't raise a few million for a presidential library. Checks out.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (wGerL)

296 How do they tie unknown DNA to a particular person?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (AG5Uy)

get a known sample and compare it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

297
All this skullduggery, it's like a spy novel.

They could've just had a rabbi approach her and recite the Shema.

They'd get enough spit for 50 samples.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (BI5O2)

298 deep down women want strength and security from a partner, two things which they've been erasing from Western men but still see in other cultures.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

What security is there in a man taking another wife other than you?
What security is there if a man can divorce you by declaring that he's divorcing you three times?
What strength is there in a man who beats you whenever he feels like it?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (vJrRc)

299 294 German politics have always been more comfortable with socialism than our, the issue is that if the migrants aren't expelled, there will be no Germany. That's the important part.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (ZOv7s)

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I was just addressing the idea that Germany was going to become an economic powerhouse with the rise of AfD.

The German people may vote for deportations, but they won't vote for more productivity in the private sector.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (+B3Bm)

300 She likely will get some underhand notice to be able to skip off to a nicer exile spot with some of her ill gotten gains.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Until Bessent turns off her ATM card abroad. That dude is a stone cold killer.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)

301 Muslim women do as much if not more than the men to keep muslim women imprisoned. The society could not carry on the way it does without the fervent support of many women.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2026 03:15

Do you mean the ones here? Or the ones in Afghanistan? Because those women have no escape. It’s this, or death. They aren’t allowed to learn to read, be educated, do anything. There is no way for them to rise up, which makes women in western countries who convert or support this crowd ridiculous. You are no more than a shoe to these men in Afghanistan. And even then, they like boys better.

Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

302 296 How do they tie unknown DNA to a particular person?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 19, 2026 02:24 PM (AG5Uy)

get a known sample and compare it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

Does her husband use tampons?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (l3cgK)

303 Ah yes, they will fight over the ballot boxes but not against the invaders turning Spain into an Islamic country. Were they slap fights?
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

It is Spain. The Communists always know who their true enemy is. A. H. Lloyd wrote a book about it

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)

304 297
All this skullduggery, it's like a spy novel.

They could've just had a rabbi approach her and recite the Shema.

They'd get enough spit for 50 samples.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'm sure the law enforcement agents had Mission Impossible theme music going on in their head while they were going through Omar's garbage.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)

305 We already have the Biden Presidential Library.

It is a wing of the Obama Phallic Library. Obama was telling Biden what to do via his staffers that were running the Biden Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gl62I)

306 Learned last night that Joe Biden may be the first President in modern history to fail to gather enough donations to build a Presidential library.

Come on, DC gaslighters, you can do better.
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Whoa, whoa. Schumer, Pelosi and others spent 4 years telling us he was one of the most consequential presidents in our history. Sounds like he will end up with the Biden Ice Cream kiosk.
Posted by: scampydog at October 19, 2026 03:09 PM (2bFN5)

An ice cream kiosk is still more attractive and functional than the concrete turd that stands in Chicago.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (g8Ew8)

307 Spain sounds very complicated. Like France.

Like whoever wins we lose.

Europe is a grab bag of bad ideas.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (aTgV0)

308 270
Obama had the choice to keep quiet about Omar. Why did he step in? I'm still asking. Someone MUST have something on him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026

They are both Muslim. He is required or something.
Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Plus Omar has been in the middle of the current major means of party funding - medicare and social security fraud. Most all others have dried out considerably.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

309
Blonde Morticia

At a guess, ego and to be on the right side of history.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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Ego for sure. But even he must realize that her case is doomed. I dunno, maybe he's trying to poison the well against it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (mmrXZ)

310 305 We already have the Biden Presidential Library.

It is a wing of the Obama Phallic Library. Obama was telling Biden what to do via his staffers that were running the Biden Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gl62I)

Is that the part that has a wall full of holes at knee height?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)

311 The German people may vote for deportations, but they won't vote for more productivity in the private sector.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (+B3Bm)
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Socialism is not the issue with the German economy, it's the Green energy craze that wrecked their power grid and destroyed their manufacturing sector. That's the real story. You had all the parties buy the Globalist agenda and suicide German industry. If they start building nuke plants again and ditch solar, they can recover somewhat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (ZOv7s)

312 300. Omar had to surrender passport, but I am sure many billionaire Dems would have no problem helping her get out, if she wants to. The Party may want her to be a martyr instead.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (QJwZd)

313 All of this is a nice news bump for Republicans nationally, well played by Team Trump if this timing was planned right before midterms.

Posted by: Leupold at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (Htjsj)

314 Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

I mean in the places where muslims rule.

Posted by: ... at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (C/YEn)

315 Is Omar still in the Country or did she leave with all her millions for another country ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Gl62I)

316 Hunter Schafer is a tolerable actress. She was Tigress in the new Hunger Games sequel. Haven't seen Euphoria since it looks like too much degeneracy for me to handle in one sitting.

But I hate how the powers that be are trying to make hunter a thing, like fetch. Her stans raged something fierce when a bio female was cast for the lead of the Zelda movie and not Hunter.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Toos7)

317 Ilhan Omar is making phone calls to registered but infrequent voters, asking them to vote for manly Texas man James Talarico.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (jb8Ss)

318 OTOH, we can just take the trash to the collection station a mile down the highway at our local bar and dispose of it for $3 a bag, and stop in for a libation and probably dinner.

That’s some serious recycling.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (kYmoU)

319 Had he been born outside the country -- and I think there's some chance he was -- then there would have been an argument that he wasn't a "natural-born citizen."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

at the time there would have been a question if he received citizenship only from his mother if born outside of the US, prior to that time this was an issue, I don't know if that was still the case in the early 60's.
Stanley may have been working on old legal interpretations of prior rulings on law. It happens.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

320 We already have the Biden Presidential Library.

It is a wing of the Obama Phallic Library. Obama was telling Biden what to do via his staffers that were running the Biden Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gl62I)

I think Biden already has some deal with a Delaware or PA university library to hold his papers for VP years and is just using that for his Presidential papers. At least we are spared some stupid edifice.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)

321 316 Hunter Schafer is a tolerable actress. She was Tigress in the new Hunger Games sequel. Haven't seen Euphoria since it looks like too much degeneracy for me to handle in one sitting.

But I hate how the powers that be are trying to make hunter a thing, like fetch. Her stans raged something fierce when a bio female was cast for the lead of the Zelda movie and not Hunter.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Toos7)

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She's actually a dude. He's a tranny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (+B3Bm)

322 310 305 We already have the Biden Presidential Library.

It is a wing of the Obama Phallic Library. Obama was telling Biden what to do via his staffers that were running the Biden Whitehouse.

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gl62I)

Is that the part that has a wall full of holes at knee height?

No, it is the room filled with "SHITTY Adult Depends" stacked into a liking of Joe...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 19, 2026 03:22 PM (Gl62I)

323 Until Bessent turns off her ATM card abroad. That dude is a stone cold killer.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)
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The hand-written note to the letter he wrote Elizabeth Warren....

*chefs kiss*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2026 03:23 PM (brIJB)

324 Muslim women do as much if not more than the men to keep muslim women imprisoned. The society could not carry on the way it does without the fervent support of many women.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2026 03:15

Do you mean the ones here? Or the ones in Afghanistan? Because those women have no escape. It’s this, or death. They aren’t allowed to learn to read, be educated, do anything. There is no way for them to rise up, which makes women in western countries who convert or support this crowd ridiculous. You are no more than a shoe to these men in Afghanistan. And even then, they like boys better.
Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I agree with you to a point. But ... it's well documented that the most fervent and eager enforcers of the most vile Muslim practices for women (such as FGM) are women themselves.

In fact, FGM is done exclusively by women. It's not men women holding down a screaming, bleeding girl while they butcher her most sensitive parts. It's women holding the girl down and cutting her.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

325 314 Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

I mean in the places where muslims rule.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (C/YEn)

How do you rise up when you are only allowed to see through a slit with 1 eye? They were probably the worst consequence of the Biden bug out. One of the worst, at least. The way they live is very different than in the UAE.

Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

326 >>> million votes and can't raise a few million for a presidential library. Checks out.

There must not be too much grifting or money laundering in presidential libraries? Otherwise the Bidens would be all over it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Toos7)

327 It is Spain. The Communists always know who their true enemy is. A. H. Lloyd wrote a book about it
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)
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Why yes I did! Long Live Death, available in paperback or ebook, grab copies your all your friends!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:24 PM (ZOv7s)

328 Nood.
UK

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 19, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

329 Socialism is not the issue with the German economy, it's the Green energy craze that wrecked their power grid and destroyed their manufacturing sector. That's the real story. You had all the parties buy the Globalist agenda and suicide German industry. If they start building nuke plants again and ditch solar, they can recover somewhat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:20 PM (ZOv7s)

fascist, nazi, communist, green. Tomato, tomahto.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 19, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

330 327 It is Spain. The Communists always know who their true enemy is. A. H. Lloyd wrote a book about it
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)
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Why yes I did! Long Live Death, available in paperback or ebook, grab copies your all your friends!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:24 PM (ZOv7s)

Do we tell them the Ewok sent us?

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)

331 Bottom surgery is horrific. If the tales are true, that "hole" has to be continually swabbed out for bacteria, smell and infection. And you must continually "dilate it" so it doesn't close.

This guy certainly does not "love it." It will be a horrible mess for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2026 03:25 PM (iOpI2)

332
Martin Tell, yes, martyrdom is the best resort if her case is really doomed -- which I think they all know it is. I envision her making a smirky, smarmy video from some unknown locale where she triumphantly states that she is fine, she has not stopped fighting for democracy worldwide, she is living well and has many supporters, blah blah.

This is a story like Hillary Clinton's downfall that I cannot get enough of. Look for many OTs from me in future threads.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2026 03:26 PM (mmrXZ)

333 In fact, FGM is done exclusively by women. It's not men women holding down a screaming, bleeding girl while they butcher her most sensitive parts. It's women holding the girl down and cutting her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026

I don’t think any of this culture is rational, starting with the idea you are proud to sacrifice your child for the cause or you’re okay with sending your son to be a dancing boy. I can’t understand any of that, and I am kind of grateful for it. Because let me tell you, if someone wanted to do that to my child? All bets are off on how I behave.

Posted by: Piper at October 19, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

334 243 The comic and cartoon Valerian were cool.

The live action, the main characters had the appeal of nihilistic paste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 19, 2026 03:06 PM (Ns3kx)

I liked City of a Thousand Planets a little.
It had its own charm thanks to Luc Besson, and Cara Delavigne was very cute in it.

Also got a kick out of Rhianna as 'Bubbles'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 19, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

335 I agree with you to a point. But ... it's well documented that the most fervent and eager enforcers of the most vile Muslim practices for women (such as FGM) are women themselves.

In fact, FGM is done exclusively by women. It's not men women holding down a screaming, bleeding girl while they butcher her most sensitive parts. It's women holding the girl down and cutting her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 19, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Given that we've seen countless women swoon for a mother who murdered her babies, I don't think anything about women digging Islam is surprising.

Westerners have this residual Christian notion of the Blessed Virgin Mary as the ideal, flowing from the Queen in Israel being the mother of the king, who intercedes for those who wish to petition the crown. The rest of the world is not like that. Check out Cybele sometime. The pagans were something else.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 19, 2026 03:28 PM (ZOv7s)

336 TJM, I know. Which is why Hunter playing Tigress worked, as the character gets hugely modified later on, as we see when we meet the character at the end of the Hunger games books and movies. So the casting actually made sense in a way.

But like making Elliot page a thing they are trying by to make Hunter Schafer a thing. Not because of their talent but because of how they identity. It's tiring.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2026 03:29 PM (Toos7)

337 So the Saudis beheaded two Muslims. Anyway...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 19, 2026 03:29 PM (vJPf4)

338 Why yes I did! Long Live Death, available in paperback or ebook, grab copies your all your friends!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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It's a Christmas book!!!

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)

339 The beatings and humiliations involved you would think would give them pause.
Posted by: tubal
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Low self esteem. No better mating options. Same reason some people stay with criminals.
Posted by: whig at October 19, 2026 03:02 PM
Anybody heard from Janet Jackson lately?

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2026 03:32 PM (LHPAg)

340 Its, its, its, its, not weaponization of government when democrats uh uh uh uh do it uh to uh republicans.

Posted by: SCOAMF II Electric Boogaloo at October 19, 2026 03:36 PM (anL5R)

341
The one thing I miss from the Obama presidency is all the racial healing, right?
Posted by: Thrawn

The only healing done by that assclown was to command an unsuspecting canine to "heel" just prior to having it captured, slain, cooked and served for his dinner.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2026 03:37 PM (trSL4)

342 I recall Port-A-Cans getting "Obama Library" signs and graffitti at the end of his run. Funny as hell.
Posted by: DanMan at October 19, 2026 03:15 PM (8uzBS)

There's an untapped business opportunity: porta-potties shaped like Barky's "library"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2026 03:38 PM (wSl27)

343 Bottom surgery is horrific. If the tales are true, that "hole" has to be continually swabbed out for bacteria, smell and infection. And you must continually "dilate it" so it doesn't close.
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But wait!!! I can transplant Tilapia skin on you and that will help keep the hole open!!!

Posted by: Dr. Vaginator Mad Scientist at October 19, 2026 03:39 PM (anL5R)

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