Mid-Morning Art Thread

Winter Fields
Andrew Wyeth

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 09:30 AM (nPfAi)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:31 AM (wpRMV)

4 Wtf is it?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 09:31 AM (nPfAi)

5 Is that a black alligator swallowing a bird?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

6 Either that or it's pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:31 AM (wpRMV)

7 ca caaack!

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

8 Still life with dead crow.

Posted by: huerfano at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (2Xqig)

9 Dead bird?

Sad

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

10 No boobs. No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (PYJZZ)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

12 Nice painting but kind of depressing.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

13 Oh, wait. It's a dead crow, or raven.

Either that or a castoff black leather jacket with a bird nesting in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

14 Bird's nevermore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (RORbl)

15 "'ees restin'!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

16 Nothing to crow about. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)

17 Monkeypox?

Avian Flu?

SARS?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

18 Nobody's raven about this piece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (wpRMV)

19 Bleak and raciss for killin' a black bird like that.

Posted by: Una Paloma Blanca at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (EdP2u)

20 not sure what I'm looking at here

can someone explain

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

21 The common corvid always kips on its side.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (/C5Rl)

22 Don't mess with crows, man.......That's bad juju.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

23
It's grey.
It's depressing.
It's Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (eRlcH)

24 Was Wyeth raven mad when he painted this?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)

25 Meh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (7xwo6)

26 There's another, tinier bird off to the right, inspecting the body.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

27 Oh

it's a dead bird in closeup

I just had to think it thru

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

28 not sure what I'm looking at here

can someone explain
Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

Crow flies into kale fields during harvest.

Crow eats kale.

Painter has his subject.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

29 Whoever painted this must have been stark raven mad.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (Hd1lH)

30 The cat did it!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

31 The crow has expired.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (ftFVW)

32 Was the crow murdered?
He's alone, so likely not.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

33 The grass is grackling in the wind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

34 No hang

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

35 he lost a feather but it'll crow black.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

36 Reminds me I'm outta chicken.

Posted by: Headed To Food Lion at October 09, 2026 09:35 AM (EdP2u)

37
We are not dead but sleepeth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 09:35 AM (eRlcH)

38 wait

maybe the bird is just stunned

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

39 The circle of life.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2026 09:35 AM (lJ0H4)

40 Alternate title: Friday Night in Chicago

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

41 Crows are supposed to be very smart. Guess this fellow was on the low-IQ side of the bell curve for corvids.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

42 that bird is no more
it is an ex-bird

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

43 Crow flies into kale fields during harvest.

Crow eats kale.

Painter has his subject.
Posted by: Sponge

This was shortly after he heard about the price of arugula.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 09:36 AM (vNWfh)

44 I didn't know there was a Norwegian Blue species of crow...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

45
The field represents an environment devastated by Global Warming.

The bird represents the working class ground down by late-state capitalism.

*hands in analysis for Ph.D thesis*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (eRlcH)

46 You were only waiting
For this moment to arrive.

Posted by: P. McCartney at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (wpRMV)

47 There's another, tinier bird off to the right, inspecting the body.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
----
Nothing goes to waste in nature...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (FZ29D)

48 Alternate title: Trump's Fault

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

49 Wish it would snow to cover the bleak landscape and the dead bird. Here, snowfall is the only time my yard looks as good as the neighbors.

Posted by: I'm THAT Neighbor at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (EdP2u)

50 All seriousness aside, it's a bleak painting, designed to arouse gloom and pity within the viewer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

51 50 All seriousness aside, it's a bleak painting, designed to arouse gloom and pity within the viewer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

=======

It's hilarious.

For people with a certain sense of humor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 09, 2026 09:38 AM (1kJuV)

52 "Blackbird laying in the dead of the field . . . . "

Hmmmm. . . needs more work.
-- Paul McCartney

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 09:38 AM (vNWfh)

53 Alternate title: China Strikes Again

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

54 he has entered the state of diacaws.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

55 Christina crawled over it the next day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:39 AM (wpRMV)

56 Looks kind of bleak. You keep this one, okay?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 09, 2026 09:39 AM (dCMJG)

57 Owl be hoping for a happier painting on Monday, CBD

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:40 AM (rOKnE)

58 Ah, very nice. Very peaceful. Nice way to end the week. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

59 I know a guy who's cat died from eating a bird that the guy up the street poisoned because the birds were getting in his barn and shitting on his new tractor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

60 This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

61 Wish it would snow to cover the bleak landscape and the dead bird. Here, snowfall is the only time my yard looks as good as the neighbors.
Posted by: I'm THAT Neighbor

I wouldn't mind living next door to you. My neighbor informed me yesterday that my driveway needs power washed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM (vNWfh)

62 I know a guy who's cat died from eating a bird that the guy up the street poisoned because the birds were getting in his barn and shitting on his new tractor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

No such thing as a free lunch. Cat shoulda knowed.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (ftFVW)

63 There's a black bird dead on the harvest field
That's my soul out there

Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (sDWtc)

64 It's grey.
It's depressing.
It's Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 09:33 AM

"And suddenly...I knew Pittsburgh."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (/C5Rl)

65 peak bleak beak.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

66 Thought it was a beached whale, not a dead crow.
Ace got his revenge for being dissed??

Posted by: From about That Time at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (sl73Y)

67
I wouldn't mind living next door to you. My neighbor informed me yesterday that my driveway needs power washed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM (vNWfh)

Time for a Top Gun moment:

"Neighbor? *SNNNNIIIIFFFFFF* You stink."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

68 wahooart.com

Created during World War II, the painting resonates with the global anxiety of the time.
The crow's lifeless form can be seen as an allusion to the casualties of conflict, paralleling the experiences of soldiers in battle.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

69 You don't have to be lonely,
With Farmersonly.com.

Posted by: Out Behind The Barn at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (EdP2u)

70
No such thing as a free lunch. Cat shoulda knowed.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 09:42 AM (ftFVW)

It's a cat, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

71 I don’t think it’s bleak and gloomy.

I rather enjoy it. Natural Death is part of life. It is not gruesome or horrid. There’s no decay or feathers scattered or blood and guts.

Maybe the crow is sleeping. Yeah. That’s it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 09:43 AM (yEz+x)

72 The crow's lifeless form can be seen as an allusion to the casualties of conflict, paralleling the experiences of soldiers in battle.

-----------

Wait. Someone machine-gunned it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:44 AM (wpRMV)

73 I don't see even a grain of talent in this picture.

Posted by: Feeling My Oats at October 09, 2026 09:44 AM (EdP2u)

74 Maybe the crow is sleeping. Yeah. That’s it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

'E's shagged out after a long squawk

Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 09:44 AM (sDWtc)

75 The crow's lifeless form can be seen as an allusion to the casualties of conflict, paralleling the experiences of soldiers in battle.

Geez....talk about overreading the shit out of something......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

76
Another dreary work from Andrew Wyeth... Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (jQ+TD)

77 Rise up this morning, smile with the rising sun
Three little birds pitched by my doorstep
Singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true
Saying, "This is my message to you"

Singing, "Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing is gonna be alright" . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

78 I doubt ace would be hanging this on his wall.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

79 Radicalized - a limerick

On closer inspection we found
An old dead crow had been downed
It was labelled "FlyDubai"
Which might explain why
It flew head first into the ground

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

80 With four and nineteen more you could bake a pie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (wpRMV)

81 Now THAT'S how I want the crows that attack my nuts to look like!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (l3cgK)

82 I'll be back in a jiff.

Posted by: Randall Flagg, The Dark Man at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (wVcYX)

83 Well, it's preferable, IMO, to the one of the crippled girl looking at the house, which is reproduced too much, although I like Wyeth's other paintings including one of an old stone wall, and I think there's a couple with interiors and much light

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (iGSqB)

84 I wouldn't mind living next door to you. My neighbor informed me yesterday that my driveway needs power washed.
Posted by: Tonypete

Did you thank him and ask when he'd be over to do the job?

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (lJ0H4)

85 tomohawk missile on launcer in background.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

86 This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Is that a warning?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (ftFVW)

87
Now THAT'S how I want the crows that attack my nuts to look like!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:45 AM (l3cgK)

That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (eRlcH)

88 He's dead, Jim.
Always liked Wyeth, but this one is a bit depressing. Don't think I'd hang.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (t9883)

89
Geez....talk about overreading the shit out of something......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts... absolutely.

I owe that to Mrs. D, my English teacher for senior year. A very New Yorker reader thing to have uttered.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:47 AM (jQ+TD)

90 81 Now THAT'S how I want the crows that attack my nuts to look like!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Or you could don a pair of trousers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 09:47 AM (FoHMn)

91 81 Now THAT'S how I want the crows that attack my nuts to look like!

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Yikes. That sounds HORRIBLE!

Posted by: Tippi Hedren at October 09, 2026 09:47 AM (wpRMV)

92 You don't have to be lonely,
With Farmersonly.com.
Posted by: Out Behind The Barn at October 09, 2026

***
We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

Posted by: Farmers Insurance at October 09, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

93 88 He's dead, Jim.
Always liked Wyeth, but this one is a bit depressing. Don't think I'd hang.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 09:46 AM (t9883)

I'd hang...out in my Pecan tree as a lesson to all the other crows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:48 AM (l3cgK)

94 No, I don't think "Old Dead Crow" will sell as a whiskey label. Find our client another picture to use.

Posted by: Mad Men at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

95 90 81 Now THAT'S how I want the crows that attack my nuts to look like!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Or you could don a pair of trousers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 09:47 AM (FoHMn)

It's not the Sunday book thread!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (l3cgK)

96
Yikes. That sounds HORRIBLE!
Posted by: Tippi Hedren

They might equally well have been Ravens, dear.

At least Ray Lewis was not among them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (jQ+TD)

97 If you look close, up behind the shed there, you can see every car, truck, and tractor the aged farmer has ever owned, rusting away, returning to the earth.

Posted by: Beautiful! at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (EdP2u)

98 Andrew Wyeth doesn't often do 'happy' scenes like Norman Rockwell. (Even his "Christina's World" is about a crippled woman facing, literally, an uphill struggle.) Although accurate, he doesn't try for photo-realism. What he does is effective through focus, color and perspective. In this one the focus is on the dead bird that couldn't survive the winter. The colors of the land are drab, the sky is dark and cold, and the trees in the distance are bare and stark. It is unromantic nature.

But it isn't despair. The viewer knows it is a season, not permanent. The plants in the foreground with their seed pods speak of new life to come. Not one of Wyeth's I would hang but it is worth the time to examine.

Posted by: JTB at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

99 How come crows only live around 8 years, but Macaws can live over 50?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

100 80 lena horne's first video, early 30s?

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

101 Alternate Title:

"Denver International Airport as viewed from I-70 Eastbound."

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

102 94 No, I don't think "Old Dead Crow" will sell as a whiskey label. Find our client another picture to use.

Posted by: Mad Men at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

Eating crow, drinking crow...neither sounds appetizing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:50 AM (l3cgK)

103 83 "i'm out here in this meadow..."

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:51 AM (Bep7s)

104 >>Or you could don a pair of trousers.

Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Don at October 09, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

105 On my phone the shadow looks like a alligator

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 09:51 AM (H7N04)

106 99 How come crows only live around 8 years, but Macaws can live over 50?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

Because, while in streets, they yell "Car, Car", but can't yell "Truck, Truck"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:51 AM (l3cgK)

107 Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts... absolutely.

I owe that to Mrs. D, my English teacher for senior year. A very New Yorker reader thing to have uttered.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

She just may have been quoting someone else.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 09, 2026 09:52 AM (sl73Y)

108
"Denver International Airport as viewed from I-70 Eastbound."
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026

***
That's true. And in more than just winter, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

109
Don we now our pair of trousers
Fa-la-la! Fa-la-la! La-la-la!
As we 'que those noisy Schnauzers
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:52 AM (jQ+TD)

110 Because, while in streets, they yell "Car, Car", but can't yell "Truck, Truck"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:51 AM (l3cgK)
******
lol

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

111 10 No boobs. No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 09, 2026 09:32 AM (PYJZZ)

That's because Wyeth has flipped us the bird.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 09:53 AM (l3cgK)

112 Wait, look closely, all those derelict cars-they're all Studebakers!

Posted by: Is This Alberta? at October 09, 2026 09:53 AM (EdP2u)

113 99 crows are omnivores while macaws subsist on macawdamias.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

114 if you stand back it looks like an alligator in that field.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2026 09:54 AM (v1QqC)

115
Eating crow, drinking crow...neither sounds appetizing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026

***
Old Crow was once my standby bourbon purchase. Reasonably priced back then (1970s). And at one point they sold a flattened fifth bottle, a giant flask, with its own cup on top, for travelers to fit into their suitcases.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

116 5 Is that a black alligator swallowing a bird?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

lol I hadn't seen this when I posted!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2026 09:54 AM (v1QqC)

117
She just may have been quoting someone else.
Posted by: From about That Time

Oh, that I knew. It was just that she mentioned it during discussions of about every other book that we had to read for her class

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:55 AM (jQ+TD)

118 This is the pictorial form of the Tolstoy tome-War! Huh! What Is It Good For?

Posted by: Literary License To Kill at October 09, 2026 09:56 AM (EdP2u)

119 115 my luggage accommodates a handle.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

120 A bit depressing. Maybe a good pic for a funeral home.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 09:57 AM (g8Ew8)

121 Winter Fields

♫
Try to remember the days of December
When you were a farmer. A callow fellow.
Try to remember and if you remember, then fallow. Fallow, fallow, fallow, fallow, fallow

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)

122 120 A bit depressing. Maybe a good pic for a funeral home.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 09:57 AM (g8Ew

Don't fear the Reaper, man.

Posted by: BOC at October 09, 2026 09:59 AM (l3cgK)

123 I believe this painting resides in the Shitney Museum.

Posted by: Eli's Comin' at October 09, 2026 09:59 AM (EdP2u)

124
She just may have been quoting someone else.
Posted by: From about That Time

"Iron fist in the velvet glove", "Man's inhumanity to man", and "Trust everyone, but cut the cards"
were favorites of Mrs. D, too.

Okay, maybe not that last one...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 09:59 AM (jQ+TD)

125 The farmer was trying to kill one of those damned Sand Cranes that keep eating his seeds, but hit this black bird instead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:00 AM (l3cgK)

126 Poor ace.😢

Winter Fields, 1942
17 5/16 × 41 in.
Andrew Wyeth

Whitney Museum of American Art

When many American artists were turning toward abstraction, Andrew Wyeth remained a realist, producing precise, evocative paintings of the places he knew best. Winter Fields depicts a dead, frozen crow Wyeth found near his home in Chadds Ford, Pennsylvania. He took the bird into his studio, sketched it, and then painted it in exquisite detail from a worm’s-eye view, which magnifies the bird relative to its surroundings and thereby suggests the wider significance of its death. Completed during World War II, Winter Fields recalls similarly unflinching photographs of corpses lying on battlefields. Yet Wyeth resented comparisons of his work to photography and said he despised cameras. In fact, despite its apparent precision, Winter Fields subtly distorts reality. The distant trees are as sharply focused as the crow in the foreground—an impossibility for both the human eye and the camera lens. This visual effect compresses the pictorial space toward the surface, and is accentuated by the lacelike, overlapping blades of grass, which create a delicate surface pattern.

A local, I'm biased.💖

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v)

127 123 I believe this painting resides in the Shitney Museum.

Posted by: Eli's Comin' at October 09, 2026 09:59 AM (EdP2u)

I misread that as Shitty Museum...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:00 AM (l3cgK)

128 We're starting to get a bit of rain and wind from Isaias about 200 miles to our south. One of the weather services has it as a Cat3 at this point.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 10:02 AM (4NO2D)

129 124 mom had plates with all of "the lonely ones" drawings.
my fave was, "mother lov4ed me, but she died."

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

130 bit depressing. Maybe a good pic for a funeral home.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 09:57 AM (g8Ew

*****
A funeral home at a pet cemetery.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 10:02 AM (NpAcC)

131 This reminds me - I saw a dead mouse in the yard last night that I need to dispose of before my dog finds it.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 10:02 AM (2ap+5)

132 120 A bit depressing. Maybe a good pic for a funeral home.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Background for the Pennsylvania commonwealth flag.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:03 AM (NFX2v)

133
I believe this painting resides in the Shitney Museum.
Posted by: Eli's Comin

True sports facts: teams of the Kingsford, Michigan high school are named "Flivvers". And at (relatively) nearby Bessemer, Michigan, they are named "Speed Boys".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 10:03 AM (jQ+TD)

134 I thought that was a gator but it's a dead bird... I'll pass

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 10:04 AM (+gK6I)

135
This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

Yes! The Dead Crow Throwing Competition is always the best part of any TXMOME!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:04 AM (YSUhf)

136
This reminds me - I saw a dead mouse in the yard last night that I need to dispose of before my dog finds it.
Posted by: Oglebay

Don't look back, you can never look back...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 10:04 AM (jQ+TD)

137 Depressing start to the day, I must say.

Posted by: Ed Grimley, Looking For His Exercise Band at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (EdP2u)

138 It's no Lucien Freud.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)

139 I believe this painting resides in the Shitney Museum.

Posted by: Eli's Comin' at October 09, 2026 09:59 AM (EdP2u)

Every one in the Shitney family was stuffed in a locker in every school they attended.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (g8Ew8)

140 128 We're starting to get a bit of rain and wind from Isaias about 200 miles to our south. One of the weather services has it as a Cat3 at this point.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 10:02 AM (4NO2D)

National Hurricane Center shows it as having 110mph sustained winds (high category 2), but a Major Hurricane (cat 3) later today...

https://tinyurl.com/3nz8rd3m

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

141
Every one in the Shitney family was stuffed in a locker in every school they attended.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

And they were Shitney-faced about it for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (jQ+TD)

142 You know, I didn't realize it was a dead crow until I embiggened it just now. I thought it was an oddly shaped dead log.

Somewhat revises my earlier sentiment about the painting. Doesn't bum me out, but it's definitely not the peaceful work that I thought it was.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

143 A bit depressing. Maybe a good pic for a funeral home.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Don't fear the Reaper, man.
Posted by: BOC

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (vNWfh)

144 143
Don't fear the Reaper, man.
Posted by: BOC

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (vNWfh)

=========

"They melvined me."
-Death

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (1kJuV)

145
National Hurricane Center shows it as having 110mph sustained winds (high category 2), but a Major Hurricane (cat 3) later today...

https://tinyurl.com/3nz8rd3m
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

__________

The result of Global Warming. That means YOU, Mr. and Mrs. Republican!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (eRlcH)

146
Dead Crow > Sheryl Crow

Eh, could go either way. Both have the same music career now.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:08 AM (YSUhf)

147 True sports facts: teams of the Kingsford, Michigan high school are named "Flivvers". And at (relatively) nearby Bessemer, Michigan, they are named "Speed Boys".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Kingsford Charcoal and Ford Motor Company had a symbiotic relationship. Early Ford Cars and Trucks used much wood.

Posted by: Not A Dirty Joke at October 09, 2026 10:08 AM (EdP2u)

148 Yes! The Dead Crow Throwing Competition is always the best part of any TXMOME!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:04 AM (YSUhf)
---
Just don't look too closely at what goes into the paella....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:09 AM (FZ29D)

149 135
This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

Yes! The Dead Crow Throwing Competition is always the best part of any TXMOME!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:04 AM (YSUhf)

I saw a rather unhappy EweToob vid regarding feral hogs in North America...in Texas, 1/3rd of feral hogs are killed every year, but they need to kill 2/3rds of all feral hogs EACH YEAR to prevent the population from growing, given the fecundity of hogs...And in Canada, some folks decided to breed pigs with Eurasian wild boar, but when the market for their meat crashed, let 'em loose, and now those hogs have taken over large areas and threaten to cross our border illegally...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:09 AM (l3cgK)

150 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

151 145
National Hurricane Center shows it as having 110mph sustained winds (high category 2), but a Major Hurricane (cat 3) later today...

https://tinyurl.com/3nz8rd3m
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

__________

The result of Global Warming. That means YOU, Mr. and Mrs. Republican!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:07 AM (eRlcH)

To Globull Warmening can be blamed for only ONE Atlantic Hurricane this season! God Bless Globull Warmening!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (l3cgK)

152 Late to the morning thread, but more on the Indian tech crap. I recently traveled and when checking in to a hotel, there was no living human at the front desk. Instead there was a remote kiosk with a screen where "Gregory" was there to help check in and issue keys like an ATM. How can a hospitality industry operate with zero hospitality? I wonder how many individual hotels Gregory can manage from India? It was awful.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (J3Cv/)

153 Old Crow was once my standby bourbon purchase. Reasonably priced back then (1970s). And at one point they sold a flattened fifth bottle, a giant flask, with its own cup on top, for travelers to fit into their suitcases.
Posted by: Wolfus

***********

Advice from the Travel Department:
When traveling to your brand new apartment
In order to save face,
Make sure your Dead Crow case
Fits in the overhead carrion compartment

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

154 152 Late to the morning thread, but more on the Indian tech crap. I recently traveled and when checking in to a hotel, there was no living human at the front desk. Instead there was a remote kiosk with a screen where "Gregory" was there to help check in and issue keys like an ATM. How can a hospitality industry operate with zero hospitality? I wonder how many individual hotels Gregory can manage from India? It was awful.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (J3Cv/)

Minimum wage laws make it so...the higher the minimum wage, the more likely we are to see tech replace people. In Kali, with it's $20/hr min wage, I can hardly find anyone at the local Home Depot to ask a question...the same in most retail stores.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:12 AM (l3cgK)

155 Looks like the Gulf of America's winning streak is over.

Is Piper so muscular she won't float?
I know lean black guys are like that.

Posted by: Storm-Surging Sidney at October 09, 2026 10:12 AM (EdP2u)

156 1/3rd of feral hogs are killed every year

-
They prefer to be called body positivity feminists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

157 148 boy's mil is making feijoada for the engagement party. yeah, they speak porch geese.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

158 I saw a rather unhappy EweToob vid regarding feral hogs in North America...in Texas, 1/3rd of feral hogs are killed every year, but they need to kill 2/3rds of all feral hogs EACH YEAR to prevent the population from growing, given the fecundity of hogs...And in Canada, some folks decided to breed pigs with Eurasian wild boar, but when the market for their meat crashed, let 'em loose, and now those hogs have taken over large areas and threaten to cross our border illegally...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

159 Late to the morning thread, but more on the Indian tech crap. I recently traveled and when checking in to a hotel, there was no living human at the front desk. Instead there was a remote kiosk with a screen where "Gregory" was there to help check in and issue keys like an ATM. How can a hospitality industry operate with zero hospitality? I wonder how many individual hotels Gregory can manage from India? It was awful.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (J3Cv/)

You should know better than staying at Mumbai 6 hotels.

Though the Curry Breakfast is to die for.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:14 AM (YSUhf)

160 *out of sight*

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

161 152 Late to the morning thread, but more on the Indian tech crap. I recently traveled and when checking in to a hotel, there was no living human at the front desk. Instead there was a remote kiosk with a screen where "Gregory" was there to help check in and issue keys like an ATM. How can a hospitality industry operate with zero hospitality? I wonder how many individual hotels Gregory can manage from India? It was awful.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (J3Cv/)

"We are most pleased to make our introduction. Please press the correct buttons to be pressed for getting your key."

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:15 AM (g8Ew8)

162 157 148 boy's mil is making feijoada for the engagement party. yeah, they speak porch geese.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

How does one porch a geese?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:15 AM (l3cgK)

163 Scarecrow worked a little too well.

Posted by: red speck at October 09, 2026 10:15 AM (Ve/HL)

164
Dead crow, right.

*scrolls up to read the 1st 100 comments*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 09, 2026 10:16 AM (QVmho)

165 As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

High intelligence. In Canada they make "pigloos" out of brush and reeds that get covered by snow and keep the warmth inside, and are hard to see...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:17 AM (l3cgK)

166 Looks like a dead crow laying on the ground.

Isn't art supposed to say something?

Posted by: Case at October 09, 2026 10:17 AM (ROPCF)

167 You should know better than staying at Mumbai 6 hotels.

Though the Curry Breakfast is to die for.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:14 AM (YSUhf)

You get sh**ty biscuits and gravy at most hotels/motels, except those in the deep South.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

168 Try to Remember

*********

Today's Earworm, brought to you by Seamus Muldoon, curiously disappearing since 2008!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 10:18 AM (I0N4X)

169 166 Looks like a dead crow laying on the ground.

Isn't art supposed to say something?

Posted by: Case at October 09, 2026 10:17 AM (ROPCF)

========

The crow is Carthage. The tree in the distance is Rome.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:18 AM (1kJuV)

170 150 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's a hoot! Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

171 Sex. Murder. Art.

Posted by: SLAYER at October 09, 2026 10:19 AM (1UOiF)

172 162 it's like ducking a lentil.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

173 anyone at the local Home Depot to ask a question...the same in most retail stores.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Not only CA, when I went to buy oak flooring at Home Depot, there was no one around. The cartons weighed 80 lbs. a piece, and I needed 10 of them. Loading, maneuvering, nearly half ton aircraft carrier cart through the store, then, nobody in any checkout. Was very tempted to skip a carton or two, but didn't. No customer service stinks. I'm 71, for cryin' out loud!

Posted by: Fit As A Broken Fiddle at October 09, 2026 10:20 AM (EdP2u)

174 Try to Remember

*********

Today's Earworm, brought to you by Seamus Muldoon, curiously disappearing since 2008!
Posted by: muldoon

Another song I fondly remember from elementary-school choir.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

175
"We are most pleased to make our introduction. Please press the correct buttons to be pressed for getting your key."
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:15 AM (g8Ew

In the case of India you forgot “kindly”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:20 AM (1UOiF)

176 Looks like a dead crow laying on the ground.

Isn't art supposed to say something?
Posted by: Case at October 09, 2026 10:17 AM (ROPCF)

Nope.

*strums guitar*

*sings*

You got your
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
and it's stinkin' to high heaven
...

...

Posted by: Zombie Loudon Wainwright III at October 09, 2026 10:21 AM (YSUhf)

177 You should know better than staying at Mumbai 6 hotels.

Though the Curry Breakfast is to die for.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:14 AM (YSUhf)

As long as it is BOMBAY VINDALOO!!!

Posted by: Dream Theater at October 09, 2026 10:22 AM (1UOiF)

178 Late to the morning thread, but more on the Indian tech crap. I recently traveled and when checking in to a hotel, there was no living human at the front desk. Instead there was a remote kiosk with a screen where "Gregory" was there to help check in and issue keys like an ATM. How can a hospitality industry operate with zero hospitality? I wonder how many individual hotels Gregory can manage from India? It was awful.
Posted by: AnchorPoint

What chain was it?

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

179 This painting reminds me of the Captain Beefheart song-Ice Cream For Crow. Come to think of it, we've never had a Don Van Vliet painting on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Nor Peter Max, Haring, Warhol, Or R. Crumb at October 09, 2026 10:22 AM (EdP2u)

180 Deer in the headlights. Big Tish James destroyed in debate.

https://tinyurl.com/5fufuy2w

For one thing, she accidentally told the truth.

In one of the biggest Freudian slips, she actually told the truth about how she has operated as Attorney General — she doesn’t look at the facts or the law and pre-judges cases based entirely on politics.

Saritha Komatireddy
@sarithaforny
“You don’t have to look at the facts and the law.”- Letitia James

-
"pre-judges cases based entirely on politics." And race! Don't forget race!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

181
Nope.

*strums guitar*

*sings*

You got your
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
Dead Crow layin' on the ground
and it's stinkin' to high heaven
...

...
Posted by: Zombie Loudon Wainwright III at October 09, 2026 10:21 AM (

Is it a dead crow’s party?

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at October 09, 2026 10:23 AM (1UOiF)

182 150 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

"We haven't saved anything yet."

Yeah, last time I used it was last year for poop bags for my stoma...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:23 AM (l3cgK)

183 180 Deer in the headlights. Big Tish James destroyed in debate.

https://tinyurl.com/5fufuy2w

For one thing, she accidentally told the truth.

In one of the biggest Freudian slips, she actually told the truth about how she has operated as Attorney General — she doesn’t look at the facts or the law and pre-judges cases based entirely on politics.

Saritha Komatireddy
@sarithaforny
“You don’t have to look at the facts and the law.”- Letitia James

-
"pre-judges cases based entirely on politics." And race! Don't forget race!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

======

Dems will win NY.

But Hochul will win by less than Abbott wins in TX.

No lessons will be learned from this by anyone. Democrats will still think Texas is purple, and Republicans will continue to assume that NY is so far out of reach that it's not worth even thinking about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:24 AM (1kJuV)

184 Me and my wife are about to head to the Carolina Classic Fair for the first time in 10-15 years. Looking forward to seeing a water-skiing squirrel and dining on American classics like the "Cap'n Crunch Korean Corn Dog" I saw advertised. Actually, I'll be skipping that and heading straight for the apple cider doughnuts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 09, 2026 10:24 AM (vV6n9)

185 172 162 it's like ducking a lentil.
Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

ARE THEY SOUTH AFRICAN LENTILS???

Posted by: Rick, one of The Young Ones at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1UOiF)

186 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

---------

Hilarious, if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1kJuV)

187 179 yeah! on a windowshade!

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (Bep7s)

188
Her Majesty, who is judging near Nashville today, told me this morning that Southwest said all its flights were scheduled and on time. She's supposed to return tomorrow via Atlanta. I think Southwest is either being optimistic or won't let loose an avalanche of cancelations until the last minute..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (eRlcH)

189 185 172 162 it's like ducking a lentil.
Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

ARE THEY SOUTH AFRICAN LENTILS???

Posted by: Rick, one of The Young Ones at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1UOiF)

bobbing for apples > ducking for lentils

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (l3cgK)

190 Looks like a 'gator waitin' for food to stumble by …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (ayRl+)

191 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

---------

Hilarious, if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1kJuV)

Awwwww.....Poor fag.

But yes.......hilarious if true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

192 ARE THEY SOUTH AFRICAN LENTILS???

Posted by: Rick, one of The Young Ones at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (4NO2D)

193 191 Awwwww.....Poor fag.

But yes.......hilarious if true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

=======

Crockett wouldn't have cracked. She's a strong, independent woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (1kJuV)

194 185 sustainably harvested red palm oil.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (Bep7s)

195 188
Her Majesty, who is judging near Nashville today, told me this morning that Southwest said all its flights were scheduled and on time. She's supposed to return tomorrow via Atlanta. I think Southwest is either being optimistic or won't let loose an avalanche of cancelations until the last minute..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (eRlcH)

We had a tropical storm come near in July of 2023...my wife had scheduled cancer treatments in AZ, but all flights at the airport were canceled, and the expected flooding on the interstate precluded driving...it sucked. In the end, I believe our local airport only saw 20MPH gusts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:28 AM (l3cgK)

196
Crockett wouldn't have cracked. She's a strong, independent woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (1kJuV)

And wouldn't have garnished much in the white or hispanic vote, however, would likely have outperformed the freak.

Thank God for small favors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

197
Crockett wouldn't have cracked. She's a strong, independent woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (1kJuV)

_________

Because she's a sociopath, not because she's stronk and independent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:28 AM (eRlcH)

198 197
Crockett wouldn't have cracked. She's a strong, independent woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:27 AM (1kJuV)

_________

Because she's a sociopath, not because she's stronk and independent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:28 AM (eRlcH)

Most politicians are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (l3cgK)

199 189 lorena bobbitting --> apple bobbing

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (Bep7s)

200 As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

They read up on and applied the camouflage tactics of elephants.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

201 196 And wouldn't have garnished much in the white or hispanic vote, however, would likely have outperformed the freak.

Thank God for small favors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

=========

She'd have gotten Obama levels of support from blacks in the Texas race.

Obama lost Texas, though, when the state wasn't quite as red as it is now and Biden hadn't dealt a deathblow to Hispanic support of the Democrat Party by ruining the border counties through an open borders policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (1kJuV)

202
The Winter Fields of Kansas - a limerick

As their walk in the fields was near done
Charley said to his Dad. "That was fun!
But what was that thing we found?
That thing over there on the ground?"
Dad replied "Carrion, my wayward son!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (I0N4X)

203 200 As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

They read up on and applied the camouflage tactics of elephants.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

I don't know what they were doing wearing my pajamas...

Posted by: Grouch Marx at October 09, 2026 10:30 AM (l3cgK)

204 150 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's a hoot! Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)
----
Wasn't quite as entertaining as I'd hoped.

For some reason Amazon thinks I likely own a dog, despite never having bought any dog-related products.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:30 AM (FZ29D)

205
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

___________

It wasn't the operation for a prolapsed rectum?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:30 AM (eRlcH)

206 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

---------

Hilarious, if true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1kJuV)

Oh, no...Aw, no! It wasn't a pedo vibe or monkeypox that made Talarico so creepy.

It was insanity.

Oh....aw, man. Now i feel sorry for him.

Let all get together and send him a Fruit Basket to whatever nuthouse he's staying in.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (YSUhf)

207 184. Actually, I'll be skipping that and heading straight for the apple cider doughnuts.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Aldi's.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

208 Crockett wouldn't have cracked. She's a strong, independent woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse

Her eyelashes and wighat protect her from mental illness. That and her skull is 3 inches thick.

Posted by: Bone Idle at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (EdP2u)

209 205
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

___________

It wasn't the operation for a prolapsed rectum?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:30 AM (eRlcH)

Complicated by a foreign object stuck in it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

210 Once again, it takes an anti-Trump lolbertarian at CATO to get the message out about Trump's success dealing with immigration:

@David_J_Bier
Illegal entries are down under Trump, but he's cut legal immigration even more than illegal immigration. The cuts to immigrants, refugees, parolees, students, H-1B workers, and fiancés were 2.7 times as large as the cut in Border Patrol arrests and evasions.

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He presents this as a bad thing, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (1kJuV)

211 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.
---------
Hilarious, if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:25 AM (1kJuV)

Awwwww.....Poor fag.

But yes.......hilarious if true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)
----
And this special snowflake wants to be a Senator?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (FZ29D)

212 Posted by: Zombie Loudon Wainwright III

I was driving on a semi-rural road yesterday and there was a dead skunk in the middle of the road and I thought of your song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

213 Let all get together and send him a Fruit Basket to whatever nuthouse he's staying in.
Posted by: naturalfake

You said 'fruit.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (nEUC6)

214 205
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

___________

It wasn't the operation for a prolapsed rectum?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 10:30 AM (eRlcH)

Talarico keeps calling it an entrance instead of an exit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

215 Would Not Hang!

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (5rh/l)

216 This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM

Flying out tomorrow morning!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (/C5Rl)

217 206 Oh, no...Aw, no! It wasn't a pedo vibe or monkeypox that made Talarico so creepy.

It was insanity.

Oh....aw, man. Now i feel sorry for him.

Let all get together and send him a Fruit Basket to whatever nuthouse he's staying in.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (YSUhf)

=========

His political career until he decided to run for Senate was an unremarkable woke dullard who said woke things in a save Austin state house seat. He never got pushback or had to run a major campaign with any real outside attention.

Suddenly, he's nominally in charge of tens of millions of dollars and having to backtrack on everything he's ever said ever?

Gotta be hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (1kJuV)

218 215 Would Not Hang!

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (5rh/l)

That's because it's already dead!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (l3cgK)

219 Bulg, it was one of the Wyndham chains. It was for work and our options are sometimes limited. I definitely won't be staying with them again. Getting the folios was a 4 day exercise in testing my patience.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (J3Cv/)

220 210 Once again, it takes an anti-Trump lolbertarian at CATO to get the message out about Trump's success dealing with immigration:

@David_J_Bier
Illegal entries are down under Trump, but he's cut legal immigration even more than illegal immigration. The cuts to immigrants, refugees, parolees, students, H-1B workers, and fiancés were 2.7 times as large as the cut in Border Patrol arrests and evasions.

----

He presents this as a bad thing, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (1kJuV)

I like legal immigration. But it MUST be regulated and MUST have limits.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (1UOiF)

221 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026

***
Jeff's little hobby website seems to have little on me. It knows I often buy men's grooming products, and that's it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

222 If the mental breakdown is long-term, we stand ready to help.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital, Since 1931 at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (EdP2u)

223 208 just saw a meme of an urban dweller with her wig over her hoodie. it was cold.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)

224 202
The Winter Fields of Kansas - a limerick
Posted by: muldoon

👍🏻😊

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

225 Meh. I don’t find it hilarious that another human being is having a mental health crises. Anyone paying attention could see that talarico is a lunatic. But he was being used by the DNC. The people encouraging his lunacy and pumping him full of false hope and pushing him further and further left are the real villains.

We have to think, why? The puppet masters had plans for him if he were to get elected. What are the specifics?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (jc8En)

226
Flying out tomorrow morning!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (/C5Rl)

Doing another Texas tour?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

227 Minimum-wage laws are sooooooo stupid.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

228 209 yup, he did a brazilian.
"omg how many is that?"

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (Bep7s)

229 Her eyelashes and wighat protect her from mental illness. That and her skull is 3 inches thick.
Posted by: Bone Idle at October 09, 2026

***
How about her high heel sneakers?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

230 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)
=====

And then Amazon informed me that other AI agents have information about me and would I like to import it now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (RIvkX)

231 @150/Anonosaurus Wrecks: "How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you."

Mine is blank.

Blank Reg would be proud.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (O7YUW)

232 220 I like legal immigration. But it MUST be regulated and MUST have limits.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (1UOiF)

========

"Legal immigration" now includes accepting any asylum claim anyone throws out and giving them work permits while never following up on the asylum claim or any immigration related matter at all.

What the right considers to be "legal immigration" is a remnant of a memory from the 1950s, not the reality of American immigration since Ted Kennedy spewed forth that immigration bill in the 60s.

We can't have "legal immigration" again until Hart-Cellar is repealed or we get a comparable bill to the 1924 Immigration Act.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (1kJuV)

233 And this special snowflake wants to be a Senator?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:31 AM (FZ29D)

I, um, uh, am a, ah, County Judge in Harris County and um, I needed, um, mental help.

Posted by: Commandante Lina Hidalgo at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (1UOiF)

234 Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026

Since the First Lady does all the ordering, I bet her profile is quite amusing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

235 His political career until he decided to run for Senate was an unremarkable woke dullard who said woke things in a save Austin state house seat. He never got pushback or had to run a major campaign with any real outside attention.

Suddenly, he's nominally in charge of tens of millions of dollars and having to backtrack on everything he's ever said ever?

Gotta be hard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:33 AM (1kJuV)
---
This is what happens when you live your entire life inside a political bubble where nobody you know ever voted for the opposition.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (FZ29D)

236 216 This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM

Flying out tomorrow morning!

***********

That must be one really slow airplane.

Posted by: smartass at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (uqnAZ)

237 Just looked at the map for Hurricane Simon...the graphic has it going "MMMMMHSSS"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (l3cgK)

238 225 The people encouraging his lunacy and pumping him full of false hope and pushing him further and further left are the real villains.

We have to think, why? The puppet masters had plans for him if he were to get elected. What are the specifics?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (jc8En)

========

He was a far left loon before the senate campaign.

He's being pushed to the middle, to moderate his message, to appeal to Texas voters.

And he can't take it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (1kJuV)

239 232: truth.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (1UOiF)

240 235 This is what happens when you live your entire life inside a political bubble where nobody you know ever voted for the opposition.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 10:36 AM (FZ29D)

=======

The story of California Democrats as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (1kJuV)

241 The people encouraging his lunacy and pumping him full of false hope and pushing him further and further left are the real villains.

We have to think, why? The puppet masters had plans for him if he were to get elected. What are the specifics?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 10:34 AM (jc8En)

Something something.....dog....something something.....fleas........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

242 I agree with you about Talarico, nurse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (JrHfD)

243 bobbing for apples > ducking for lentils
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026

***
"What are those people doing?"
"Ducking for apples."
"There but for a typographical error is the story of my life."
(-- Classic Dorothy Parker story)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

244 My purchase history at Amazon is fully populated, it should be able to know my preferences from that, but apparently the data for your "preferences" is stored in local cookies, maybe? (I delete all cookies and cached data every time I close my browser.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (O7YUW)

245
The story of California Democrats as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (1kJuV)

And athletes......and actors.....and.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

246 Dang, Muldoon! Slow clap indeed!

Posted by: AnchorPoint at October 09, 2026 10:38 AM (J3Cv/)

247 245
The story of California Democrats as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:37 AM (1kJuV)

And athletes......and actors.....and.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

========

"I don't get it."
-Pauline Kael

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:38 AM (1kJuV)

248 This reminds me. The TxMoMe is 7 days away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 09:41 AM

Flying out tomorrow morning!

***********

That must be one really slow airplane.
Posted by: smartass

Well, RMBS and RMBS Mom have to land periodically to rest their arms.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

249 Hegseth is a big meanie!

CNN
@CNN
Iranian operatives used OpenAI models and fake personas to help plant news articles critical of the US war against Iran in multiple US media outlets, OpenAI said.

Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
And you — @CNN — fall for it over and over.
Because you hate the President more than you love the country (and our troops).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

250 Jeff's little hobby website seems to have little on me. It knows I often buy men's grooming products, and that's it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Oh yeah, I see it. Do you really use a case of Wildroot Cream Oil per month?

Posted by: Vitalis Man, Myself at October 09, 2026 10:39 AM (EdP2u)

251 Doing another Texas tour?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:35 AM

Kinda sorta. Seeing family in San Antonio, and spending a couple of days at my buddy's ranch on the way up to Corsicana. He should be joining us at the MoMe on Saturday. Might stop off on the way to his ranch and say hi to the Range Babe. She's getting over a nasty case of flu, so I don't know if she'll be feeling up to the MoMe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (/C5Rl)

252 Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
And you — @CNN — fall for it over and over.
Because you hate the President more than you love the country (and our troops).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

Heh.

He is the instructions on a pack of firecrackers.

"Light fuse and get away."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

253 Yup, those Minecraft squid are always swimming up on land.

You didn't think it was a horse did you?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (IKpKm)

254
Kinda sorta. Seeing family in San Antonio, and spending a couple of days at my buddy's ranch on the way up to Corsicana. He should be joining us at the MoMe on Saturday. Might stop off on the way to his ranch and say hi to the Range Babe. She's getting over a nasty case of flu, so I don't know if she'll be feeling up to the MoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (/C5Rl)

Excellent!

Texas will welcome you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

255 253 Yup, those Minecraft squid are always swimming up on land.

You didn't think it was a horse did you?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (IKpKm)

https://youtu.be/Lt7JNKrJATk
(NSFW)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

256 Minimum wage laws make it so...the higher the minimum wage, the more likely we are to see tech replace people. In Kali, with it's $20/hr min wage, I can hardly find anyone at the local Home Depot to ask a question...the same in most retail stores.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:12 AM (l3cgK)

Pleasing to be able to find a product for you sir?

Posted by: Jack from Kolkata at October 09, 2026 10:42 AM (zJe6s)

257
"Light fuse and get away."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

Indeed.

Posted by: Charlie Domenici (RIP) at October 09, 2026 10:42 AM (1UOiF)

258 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

Because they don't need to. Watch how many votes he still gets.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (qoUKC)

259 Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM (IKpKm)

https://youtu.be/Lt7JNKrJATk
(NSFW)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

It is one of history's best nicks........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

260 234 i wanted a copy of "catching frogs on elston" so i had a friend prime it for me. no amazon ever.
what fleabay thinks of me is another story entirely.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

261 Every so often, a piece of art comes along that requires me to ask, WTF am I looking at?

Posted by: No Name Today at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (8mulE)

262 258 @spencerpratt
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

Because they don't need to. Watch how many votes he still gets.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (qoUKC)

========

The Biden basement strategy didn't work for Biden in Texas in 2020 during the covid panic.

Why would it work for Talarico 6 years later?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (1kJuV)

263
Pleasing to be able to find a product for you sir?
Posted by: Jack from Kolkata at October 09, 2026 10:42 AM (zJe6s)

In that part of the world, it’s “kindly”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (1UOiF)

264 236 "i had a truck like that once."

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

265 @PeteHegseth
And you — @CNN — fall for it over and over.
Because you hate the President more than you love the country (and our troops).

—

To be fair to CNN their love for country and troops is zero. So they can’t hate Trump more than that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (zJe6s)

266 The people encouraging his lunacy and pumping him full of false hope and pushing him further and further left are the real villains.

-
Meanwhile . . .

Lol: Don Lemon Teases 2028 Presidential Run

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

267 Jeff's little hobby website seems to have little on me. It knows I often buy men's grooming products, and that's it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Oh yeah, I see it. Do you really use a case of Wildroot Cream Oil per month?
Posted by: Vitalis Man, Myself at October 09, 2026

***
Haven't you heard? The Wet Head Is Dead!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

268 264 236 "i had a truck like that once."

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

Well, if it was flying, I bet it was only once...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (l3cgK)

269 Clocking out before Diogenes clocks in. I left some coffee on the counter. Tell him he can warm it up in the microwave.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

270 Lol: Don Lemon Teases 2028 Presidential Run
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026

***
Don't tease it, Don. It may bite.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

271 266 The people encouraging his lunacy and pumping him full of false hope and pushing him further and further left are the real villains.

-
Meanwhile . . .

Lol: Don Lemon Teases 2028 Presidential Run

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

He'll run it from his ass.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (l3cgK)

272 I'm not dead yet!!

It's only a flesh wound!

I'll hav yur eyes I will!!!!

Posted by: Crow at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (anL5R)

273 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I love how they give instructions like: "go here, click this, then do xyz" and when you do, it's never like they say and nothing works right.

And it's not just Amazon.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (nPfAi)

274 Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
And you — @CNN — fall for it over and over.
Because you hate the President more than you love the country (and our troops).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)
=====

Why pretend they do it in error?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

275 I like legal immigration. But it MUST be regulated and MUST have limits.
Posted by: Cow Demon

The US needs a 10 year moratorium in order to figure out who is here legally and what their legal status actually is. Did they lie on any statement of residency? Have they applied for benefits? Have they aided other illegal acts? All questions should be resolved before we admit a single person claiming to be a worthy immigrant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (nEUC6)

276
He'll run it from his ass.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (l3cgK)

https://youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

277 The core problem with Talarico's campaign beyond the fact that he's a Democrat running in a deep red state is that his past is full of crazy woke comments about God being non-binary, there being six genders, his hating Christianity, him loving trans-kids, him voting against bills in the state House that banned Chinese ownership of land in the state, and his avowed hatred of white skin.

He was a woke retard in the state house.

He didn't get pushed to the left when he decided to run for US senate. He had to pull himself towards the center.

If that causes him a mental breakdown, he's a bad person and we should mock his infirmities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (1kJuV)

278 I read Amazons lil secret thing on me! it was pretty accurate

I can't fault them trying to get me to buy more tropical plant stuff

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (j+aD2)

279 Meanwhile . . .

Lol: Don Lemon Teases 2028 Presidential Run

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

He'll run it from his ass.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

There's stuff running from his ass. And it isn't his presidential asspirations.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (nPfAi)

280 Clocking out before Diogenes clocks in. I left some coffee on the counter. Tell him he can warm it up in the microwave.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)
=====

Let me just warm up this fish for lunch first thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

281 Excellent!

Texas will welcome you, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:40 AM

And I'm looking forward to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (/C5Rl)

282 It is one of history's best nicks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

Right up there with "Ass Cheeks of Saturn"

Haven't seen that one in a long time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (PSEDc)

283 253 de- beaked prairie squids.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

284 The US needs a 10 year moratorium in order to figure out who is here legally and what their legal status actually is. Did they lie on any statement of residency? Have they applied for benefits? Have they aided other illegal acts? All questions should be resolved before we admit a single person claiming to be a worthy immigrant.

AGREE AGREE AGREE

yeah we're full up. closed - the moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (j+aD2)

285 275 I like legal immigration. But it MUST be regulated and MUST have limits.
Posted by: Cow Demon

The US needs a 10 year moratorium in order to figure out who is here legally and what their legal status actually is. Did they lie on any statement of residency? Have they applied for benefits? Have they aided other illegal acts? All questions should be resolved before we admit a single person claiming to be a worthy immigrant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (nEUC6)

========

We had an effective 40 year moratorium after the 1924 bill.

We were getting 5-7% GDP in the 50s. Sure, a lot of that was post-war, Europe destroyed itself stuff.

But it's not like Europe is a vibrant source of commerce now either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (1kJuV)

286 I expect Trump and Hegseth will cancel livestreaming the execution of Hassan. There will be too many complaints from parents and churches that it will hurt the minds of chirrun. I can't see the Pentagon and White House successfully setting-up an age-verification process. I give them credit for trying to show everyone the death of the scumbag.

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (5rh/l)

287 Let me just warm up this fish for lunch first thanks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (nPfAi)

288 The US needs a 10 50 year moratorium in order to figure out who is here legally and what their legal status actually is. Did they lie on any statement of residency? Have they applied for benefits? Have they aided other illegal acts? All questions should be resolved before we admit a single person claiming to be a worthy immigrant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026

***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (wzUl9)

289 As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

They read up on and applied the camouflage tactics of elephants.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

The secret to hunting feral hogs if you're doing it on foot is to make sure you kill it on the first shot. If you miss or just wing it, you'll be faced with a very pissed off hog on your hands. Be ready to run.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (g8Ew8)

290

The US needs a 10 year moratorium in order to figure out who is here legally and what their legal status actually is. Did they lie on any statement of residency? Have they applied for benefits? Have they aided other illegal acts? All questions should be resolved before we admit a single person claiming to be a worthy immigrant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026 10:46 AM (nEUC6)

I am a child of an immigrant and do not disagree with either you or TheJamesMadison.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (1UOiF)

291
There's stuff running from his ass. And it isn't his presidential asspirations.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:47 AM (nPfAi)

MONKEYPOX!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (ccf/V)

292 It is one of history's best nicks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

Right up there with "Ass Cheeks of Saturn"

Haven't seen that one in a long time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I like "My Pimp Shot My Dealer."

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

293 286 I expect Trump and Hegseth will cancel livestreaming the execution of Hassan. There will be too many complaints from parents and churches that it will hurt the minds of chirrun. I can't see the Pentagon and White House successfully setting-up an age-verification process. I give them credit for trying to show everyone the death of the scumbag.

nooooooo!!!!

oh come on! that would be really foolish

have to stop listening to the weak women (M and F)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (j+aD2)

294 Yes! The Dead Crow Throwing Competition is always the best part of any TXMOME!

Posted by: naturalfake at October

Gonna try to make it next year, I'll start practicing. What works best, javelin style or overhand? And fresh crow, or frozen?

Posted by: From about That Time at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (sl73Y)

295 This picture is portraying the winter's first crowfall.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (Hd1lH)

296 I expect Trump and Hegseth will cancel livestreaming the execution of Hassan. There will be too many complaints from parents and churches that it will hurt the minds of chirrun. I can't see the Pentagon and White House successfully setting-up an age-verification process. I give them credit for trying to show everyone the death of the scumbag.
Posted by: Gref

Still say it should be the halftime show of the Army/Navy game.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (nPfAi)

297 Dr. Mohammed makes his move!

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed
Trump voters are looking my way because I'm not bought off. I want money out of politics, money in your pocket, and Medicare for All.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

298 265 <

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (Bep7s)

299 297 Dr. Mohammed makes his move!

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed
Trump voters are looking my way because I'm not bought off. I want money out of politics, money in your pocket, and Medicare for All.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

=======

He did a fundraiser at Soros' house like last week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (1kJuV)

300 296 I expect Trump and Hegseth will cancel livestreaming the execution of Hassan. There will be too many complaints from parents and churches that it will hurt the minds of chirrun. I can't see the Pentagon and White House successfully setting-up an age-verification process. I give them credit for trying to show everyone the death of the scumbag.
Posted by: Gref

Still say it should be the halftime show of the Army/Navy game.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:49 AM (nPfAi)

That is a terrific idea!

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (5rh/l)

301 The secret to hunting feral hogs if you're doing it on foot is to make sure you kill it on the first shot. If you miss or just wing it, you'll be faced with a very pissed off hog on your hands. Be ready to run.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM

We'll probably be shooting a few at friend's ranch next week. Buzzards have to eat, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (/C5Rl)

302 292 It is one of history's best nicks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

Right up there with "Ass Cheeks of Saturn"

Haven't seen that one in a long time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I like "My Pimp Shot My Dealer."

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

LOL, yeah, that was a good one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (l3cgK)

303 286 I expect Trump and Hegseth will cancel livestreaming the execution of Hassan. There will be too many complaints from parents and churches that it will hurt the minds of chirrun. I can't see the Pentagon and White House successfully setting-up an age-verification process. I give them credit for trying to show everyone the death of the scumbag.
Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (5rh/l)

I want him to get The Chair. Potential music videos for Metallica’s “Ride The Lightning” or Testament’s “Electric Crown”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (1UOiF)

304 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Love the art. And that scene.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

305
I am a child of an immigrant and do not disagree with either you or TheJamesMadison.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (1UOiF)

Legal or illegal? That makes a HUGE difference.

My grandparents were LEGAL immigrants. I'm 2nd generation American on both sides.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (ccf/V)

306 I had a fat bitch ring my bell yesterday who wanted to talk to me about the Democrat running for our house seat. I didn’t say anything just pointed to the no soliciting sign and slowly closed the door on her.

30% chance my house is firebombed this weekend, I think lol.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (zJe6s)

307 As I understand it, feral hogs are all over the place in North America. But they're really good at staying out of site in the underbrush.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

They read up on and applied the camouflage tactics of elephants.

Posted by: Count de Monet

They're doing a damn good job. I only see the after effects in the pasture.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (nPfAi)

308 268 aw, c'mon. the general lee is still jumpin', right?

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

309 Talarico missing from the trail is not a strategy. Something is very wrong with him and for some reason they won't say what it is.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XOmY9)

310 I’m laughing at the circus in NYC. This isn’t a good look for Democrats and they don’t even realize it. All the foreign flags, Pali chants, and pleas for illegal immigrants ain’t moving the average voter.

Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XD+PD)

311 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

Muldoon said upthread that he was leaving you some that you could heat up in the microwave.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

312 Officially rename the terrorist piece of filth to Charlie Kirk then every Democrat will be fine with the live stream.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (zJe6s)

313
I like "My Pimp Shot My Dealer."

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

LOL, yeah, that was a good one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:50 AM (l3cgK)

Michelle Obama's Landing Pad

Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY PEN

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (ccf/V)

314 Fixed
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Jeez, man. I thought I was the paleo-con here. Woof!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (nEUC6)

315 I'm being dragged to another of these luncheon-lectures at my former employer. This one is apparently on the topic of art for a change, rather than dubious and left-skewed political "science" or sociology. And the chow is free. Wonder what the menu will have?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

316
309 Talarico missing from the trail is not a strategy. Something is very wrong with him and for some reason they won't say what it is.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XOmY9)

=======

People were scarred by the 2020 campaign and will do the "basement campaign is a winner" thing for a very long time.

Even though it didn't actually work in 2020.

They had to cheat by mail for months, which wasn't enough, so they had to shut down ballot counting in six states at the same time in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to barely get Biden an electoral college victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (1kJuV)

317 Talarico missing from the trail is not a strategy. Something is very wrong with him and for some reason they won't say what it is.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XOmY9)

Duh.

He's simply running the Joe Biden Basement Tour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

318 Fixed
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Jeez, man. I thought I was the paleo-con here. Woof!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2026

***
I think I'm slightly to the right of Roger B. Taney.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

319 She who must be obeyed and I were debating how many votes Talarico would get, even if he stayed absent till the election. She thinks about 25%, I said 35%.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (IKpKm)

320 317 Talarico missing from the trail is not a strategy. Something is very wrong with him and for some reason they won't say what it is.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XOmY9)

Duh.

He's simply running the Joe Biden Basement Tour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

Basement or Dungeon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (l3cgK)

321 277 "you and i share a common infirmity" -cletus (tsjy)

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

322 319 She who must be obeyed and I were debating how many votes Talarico would get, even if he stayed absent till the election. She thinks about 25%, I said 35%.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (IKpKm)

=======

44 or so. Partisanship is a thing, and it's not going away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (1kJuV)

323 Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Report: Christa Pike Walking Around, “Angry” After Surviving Date With Death

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

324 How to read Amazon's secret dossier on you.

https://tinyurl.com/49sj3r4h

Mine is fairly accurate with two exceptions. I don't have an 8 year old child and I do prefer Xbox to Playstation. Both can be explained by my buying gifts for the grandkids who prefer Playstation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Wow mine is dead nuts accurate with the exception that we have 2 female dogs not just one that is listed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (I43vL)

325 323 Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Report: Christa Pike Walking Around, “Angry” After Surviving Date With Death

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

Dating Death is not recommended...except in Canada

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (l3cgK)

326 Get out and vote for Hochul and Democrats, illegal immigrants and socialists!!

Whoops. Did I say that?

Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (XD+PD)

327 aw, c'mon. the general lee is still jumpin', right?
Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

PGA Golfer Bubba Watson bought one that was on set. They shamed him into storing it and saying he'd paint the roof of the car......It hasn't been seen since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (ccf/V)

328
I wonder if talafreako is dead?

It is very strange.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (/QHx4)

329 225. We have to think, why? The puppet masters had plans for him if he were to get elected. What are the specifics?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Agree. I've often wondered that about Graham Platner and a few other extraordinarily odd & outrageous individuals being put up for political offices well above their capabilities (I hope).

Mockery of voters? IDK.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

330 328
I wonder if talafreako is dead?

It is very strange.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (/QHx4)

His first name maybe...ya know, tranny surgeries...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

331
Basement or Dungeon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:53 AM (l3cgK)

The dungeon is where he keeps the kids.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:55 AM (ccf/V)

332 Legal or illegal? That makes a HUGE difference.

My grandparents were LEGAL immigrants. I'm 2nd generation American on both sides.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026

***
My grandparents came from Sweden and eastern Europe, prob. Ukraine today, and landed in Canada. Their daughter, my mother, emigrated to America and took the citizenship test only a few years after she got here.

My father was born and grew up in Lousy-ana, but that's technically still America, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

333 289"i'll stay here in the jeep while jim wrestles the alligator."

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)

334 Having struggled with mental-health issues of my own, I am not about to mock anybody who legitimately has them.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

335 I don’t think Talarico is playing 4-d chess or anything. But I also don’t think it will have an effect either way. Is there a subset of voters who really hate Trump, love them some socialism but will be oh wait he’s missing from the campaign, fuck it Paxton it is.

No there is not.

I’ve long thought these endless campaigns are a waste of time and money. People vote D or R or toss a coin. Do bazillions of dollars spent change that many minds? I don’t think so.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 10:57 AM (zJe6s)

336 I'm being dragged to another of these luncheon-lectures at my former employer. This one is apparently on the topic of art for a change, rather than dubious and left-skewed political "science" or sociology. And the chow is free. Wonder what the menu will have?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

Crow, of course.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)

337 It is very strange.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM

To be fair, so is he.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:57 AM (/C5Rl)

338 My father was born and grew up in Lousy-ana, but that's technically still America, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

Coon-ass!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)

339 298 "as god is my witness, i thought crows could fly!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

340 Wow mine is dead nuts accurate with the exception that we have 2 female dogs not just one that is listed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM (I43vL)

=====

Ours is a mishmash of me, hubs, Mom and son since we all use the same account.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 10:58 AM (DRSnL)

341 Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 10:58 AM

*waves to the Bacon Wench*

You joining us this year?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:59 AM (/C5Rl)

342 I find hard to believe the stories about Talarico being full section-eight, although I tend to agree with nurse that if he had a psych episode, it's not a joking matter.
It does seem strange he's been incommunicado for almost #twoweeks though. That is a long time to be feeding ducks in a retreat, especially in OCTOBER DURING AN ELECTION.
*ahem*.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 10:59 AM (sDWtc)

343 My Mom immigrated from Mexico. Dad's family has been here since before 1860 on all branches...some branches going back to the 1600s...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 10:59 AM (l3cgK)

344 Hmm, so it looks like the bird overshot the runway, ground the nose in, and hit the barricade.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2026 11:00 AM (vzuC7)

345 My father was born and grew up in Lousy-ana, but that's technically still America, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026
*
Coon-ass!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026

***
Not me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

346 I wonder if talafreako is dead?

It is very strange.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 10:54 AM

It is bizarre, his campaign is locked up tight with nothing at all scheduled for him. They are being tight lipped as well and are not responding to the taunting from the paxton campaign. No official word on what is happening.

Something is seriously wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 11:00 AM (I43vL)

347 Wonder what the menu will have?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

What's washing up?

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 09, 2026 11:00 AM (NFX2v)

348 Latest arrival I can find from my family is the early 1700s when my maternal grandmother's line came to Canada from France.

Otherwise, 1650s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 11:00 AM (1kJuV)

349 I want money out of politics

And you'll get it!

Posted by: Any Congresscritter at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (qoUKC)

350 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (nPfAi)

351 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

352
Having struggled with mental-health issues of my own, I am not about to mock anybody who legitimately has them.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

_________

Agreed, but you're not running for a Senate seat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (eRlcH)

353 303 fine caliber.
i'm sirprised they aren't revenuing this already, payperview. alot of those guys want to be ended. let them choose from a creative laundry list of methods. that would sell.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

354 Talarico missing from the trail is not a strategy. Something is very wrong with him and for some reason they won't say what it is.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 10:51 AM (XOmY9)

Asshole cancer.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 09, 2026 11:01 AM (g8Ew8)

355 305 wifey's old man was illegal turk running from mandatory army service. stowaway stuff.

Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 11:03 AM (Bep7s)

356 wifey's old man was illegal turk running from mandatory army service. stowaway stuff.
Posted by: cmeat at October 09, 2026 11:03 AM (Bep7s)

I know a Greek guy who did that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 11:04 AM (zJe6s)

357 You joining us this year?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 10:59 AM (/C5Rl)

=====

Wouldn't miss it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 11:07 AM (DRSnL)

358 And you thought Cristina had it bad.

Posted by: Plane Jane at October 09, 2026 01:01 PM (IJKDs)

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