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Nikole Hannah-Jones, Who Is Unaccountably Wealthy Due to Being a DEI Race Grifter and History Hoaxer, Sent Her Kids to Poor-Performing Schools As a Political Race Stunt

This grifter created a fraudulent, and now debunked, narrative that Americans declared independence from England not for freedom or political sovereignty but for the only thing the race grifters know about history, slavery.

Because she's a Stronk Empowered Woman of Color who pushes Jason Arday-level fictions, the left made her rich.

Although actually -- she grew up fairly well-off too.

So she could have sent her kids to good schools. Or she could have paid for private schools.

Instead, she sent her kids to the poor-performing public schools in Brooklyn out of a deranged sense of racial solidarity.

Her kids suffered for her ideological derangement.

In Fighting for Every Black Child, Did I Betray My Own?

A decade ago, I made a decision about my daughter's education that I hoped would challenge New York City's separate and unequal school system. Now 16, she thinks I made the wrong choice.

...

"Did you know my school was bad like this when you decided to put me here?" [my daughter] asked.

My hands tightened on the steering wheel as I worked to keep my face neutral, buying a few moments to gather my thoughts.

Now thinking of applying to competitive colleges, she googled her high school's rankings to estimate what her chances would be of getting into an Ivy League school.

She found out her mother had deliberately sent her to a shithole school.

Najya's shock had turned to boiling, and the seatbelt had barely clicked before she was confronting me.

I had braced myself for this moment, spent nearly a decade expecting it, preparing for it. When Najya was entering pre-K, my husband, Faraji, and I decided to send her to the type of school that wealthier families with choices uniformly avoid -- one that is low-income and mostly Black. Our decision had been informed by values shaped by my years of reporting on the enduring and too often seemingly hopeless battle for school integration.


...

In New York, a combination of housing segregation and "academic" sorting, called school choice, that begins as early as pre-K means most Black students -- even middle-class ones -- are forced to attend racially segregated schools with high rates of poverty.

Note that this Race Communist had gone to a good school, but denied this to her daughter.


Being given access to the most resourced public schools in my hometown allowed me to flourish academically, and I am convinced that the integrated education my husband and I received set the foundation that has allowed us to become the successful upper-middle-class family that my daughter was born into.

We are both beneficiaries of educational opportunities that were forced into existence by generations of Black parents willing to put their most personal stake -- their own children -- in the fight for school equality for all Black children.

...

And yet decades later, integration now exists for a minority of Black children -- usually those born to families like ours who have the money to pay for private schools or live in tonier ZIP codes zoned to heavily white public schools, or who can pay for tutoring that allows their children, from a very young age, to test into programs for "gifted" students. Most Black students, however, languish in the type of schools that the law was supposed to have eradicated.

So, like the generations of Black parents who came before us, Faraji and I felt an obligation to make educational decisions based on the collective good and not just our individual advantage. New York is considered one of this nation's most liberal cities, while operating a school system that is among the most racially segregated. This segregation exists because policymakers and affluent parents -- even those who profess a belief in integration and equality, -- shed their advocacy at the schoolhouse door and refuse to take or support any substantial action to integrate the city's schools. Faraji and I decided that our role in this struggle meant upending the status quo and sending our child not to a wealthy white school but to a poor Black one.

...

We thought by sending Najya to a mostly low-income and Black school, we could help improve it for all the children there.

LOL, she thought that her daughter's mere presence would improve the school.

This sounds like a lie. It sounds like she sent her daughter to a shit school to boost her own career by proving how Blackety Black she was, and is now trying to justify that selfish choice.

I hadn't intended at first to write about our decision. But a few months into the academic year, P.S. 307 became embroiled in an integration battle when parents protested the reassignment of their children from a wealthy and predominantly white school to ours. It felt impossible for me not to weigh in.

See? There was a school controversy on the Upper West Side -- I assume this is the case of school that resisted having minority students air-lifted in; leftwing Daily Show cow Samantha Bee was one of the many white liberals fighting it -- and so she ax-grinded about it.

And having put herself on the record, she had to show she was no hypocrite, so she dumped her daughter into a shit school.

In 2016, I wrote an essay in this magazine called "Choosing a School for My Daughter in a Segregated City," about our experience in a system in which educational inequality was widely accepted. Our daughter, then a kindergartner with Afro puffs, a plaid school uniform and Jordan-clad feet, appeared on the cover.

The piece struck a chord in a way I could not have predicted. Readers flooded my inbox and posted hundreds of comments. Producers invited me for interviews, book publishers came calling and I was asked to speak all over the country by communities and institutions grappling with the issue of school segregation. The essay spurred community meetings in places near and far; and in New York City, it helped ignite parent and student activism around a subject that had largely disappeared from public discourse. Even a decade later, parents still share with me how my essay led them to make similar educational decisions for their children.

In the outside world, my choice had earned me valor. And yet that day, under the withering glare of my daughter, the words that I was formulating sounded hollow to my ears even before they passed my lips.

Virtue signalling by harming your children.

Now she gaslights her daughter:


"Your school is not bad," I told her, modulating my voice. "What are you talking about?"

Najya grew agitated. "You know what I am talking about. We looked up our school! We saw the test scores. We saw the ratings." She ticked off the school's below-state average reading and math scores, and that it ranked poorly on a popular school-rating website. I said I was aware of her school's academic rankings, but that test scores alone do not define a school.

Glancing between her and the road, I told her everything that I had said a hundred times on stages, in interviews, in discussions since I had made her a symbol of how the choices we make can help sustain -- or dismantle -- educational inequality. I talked about the deep inequality in New York's schools and how, like those Black families who came before us, we had an obligation to be part of the struggle of our larger community. Even if her schools were not academically the strongest, I explained, her father and I knew that we could provide for her tutoring and any other assistance to make up for what her school may have lacked.

But my child just shook her head, her face a mask of disbelief, and something else: betrayal.

"So you had money to send me to one of the best schools, and you chose not to?" she said, hurling her words. "Because other kids are disadvantaged, you didn't want to put me in a great school?"

Najya was asking what I'd accomplished by not choosing the "best" school for her. And the honest answer is, I don't know. When it comes to the choices my husband and I have made about public education, these days I feel that I failed both my values and my child.

Yeah, you did. You are a deranged, bitter, racist, narcissistically evil cunt.

By the way, this article is about 4,000 words long. It's an epic. I can only assume she digs herself deeper into a hole of self-justification and ego as it goes along, but that will remain an assumption on my part, because I can't read this evil racist's defense of child sacrifice any longer.

Rich Lowry
@RichLowry

It's bad enough that Nikole Hannah-Jones sacrificed her child's education to her racial ideology, but she experienced the dismal results--and *learned literarily nothing from the experience*.

You'd think she'd be radicalized against the teacher unions and the complacent, self-serving NYC education bureaucracy--which is run by people who agree with her politically--but apparently it doesn't even occur to her.

If there's one lesson she should have taken from this experience, it's that consequential decisions about your child's future shouldn't be driven by an obsession with racial solidarity.

That's not how the NYC white and Asian parents that Hannah-Jones scorns think about educational decisions--overwhelmingly, they simply don't want the prospects of their children blighted by scandalously incompetent schools.

They freak-out if their kids aren't getting homework, if the lunch period is unsupervised mayhem, etc., not as part of a conspiracy to leave behind black kids, but out of a intense focus on their duty as parents to see that their own children are getting the best education possible.

Nikole Hannah Jones clearly could have learned a lot from them.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

2 The children must be destroyed to save the children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

3 I'll get something.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (hGTKn)

5 Kids are props to the left.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

6 Who?

Posted by: Most people at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (2Ez/1)

7 "I will intentionally undermine my own child's future for a political point that all evidence says is wrong but I totally believe is right."
-Jones

"She's a hero, doing what she thinks is right but everything says is wrong."
-the left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (SvJcA)

8
Sacrificing your children on the Alter of Liberalism.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 21, 2026 02:33 PM (OkYzo)

9
The courts will have difficulty with deciding if mom owes daughter reparations or vice-versa.

Posted by: Auspex at September 21, 2026 02:33 PM (Y8DZL)

10 " It sounds like she sent her daughter to a shit school to boost her own career by proving how Blackety Black she was, and is now trying to justify that selfish choice."

I suggest are more realistic reason (other than cosplaying at being as one with The Oppressed): This cheapass lying fuckstick didn't want to shell out for her kid's private school.

Posted by: AMartel at September 21, 2026 02:34 PM (EyAQh)

11 NOOD had been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

12 If you can't abort 'em, use 'em as political tools and ruin any chance they have of success to own the cons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

13 Where's dad?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 21, 2026 02:35 PM (2Ez/1)

14 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Really, how stupid of her. But then it's not surprising.

Posted by: Case at September 21, 2026 02:35 PM (xJpuh)

16 13 Where's dad?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Out being mis-gendered, I'd guess.

Posted by: Auspex at September 21, 2026 02:36 PM (Y8DZL)

17 I read the Post article and it got me wondering what mommy would have done if her experiment in education had gotten her daughter stabbed or worse. Obviously would have been the white man's fault

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 02:36 PM (taL2t)

18 My goodness, if I only knew that chronicling a fight over raising one's own children was a path to a successful journalism career, my family would be filled with Pulitzer award winners.

WTAF?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

19 So she put her kid in a shit school by choice, so that she could use it to promote her own self-interests, and then a few years later when her kid realizes what was done to her, Jones again uses it to promote herself. How very cynical of her, but how very Leftist it all is.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (QaH55)

20 Have taken note, the super rich take their kids to private school to learn, the rabble send their kids to be indoctrinated

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)

21 Don't worry about Najya, she'll end up at an Ivy.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (rJ48h)

22 Faraji?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (bFu5X)

23 Upside?

Her kid's already red pilled.

1 - Good intentions without good results are useless.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (gLYp7)

24 Now thinking of applying to competitive colleges, she googled her high school's rankings to estimate what her chances would be of getting into an Ivy League school.

She found out her mother had deliberately sent her to a s***hole school.


It might actually have been a good strategy. In bright blue Fairfax Co., going to one of the s*** schools (yes, they exist) is a big plus. It's far easier to get into the elite VA schools from one of them than from one of the good schools.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

25 Don't worry about Najya, she'll end up at an Ivy.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM


Which is probably why her mother wrote this to begin with. It'll be forwarded to the right admissions officers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (bFu5X)

26 Trash needs to be taken out, or it starts to rot.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (TezPK)

27 25 Don't worry about Najya, she'll end up at an Ivy.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM

Which is probably why her mother wrote this to begin with. It'll be forwarded to the right admissions officers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (bFu5X)

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"I am a terrible mother and my daughter was raised in an abusive home."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (SvJcA)

28 How much money is Hannah-Jones now going to spend to provide her daughter with the best remedial tutoring she can afford?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (FZ29D)

29 I suggest are more realistic reason (other than cosplaying at being as one with The Oppressed): This cheapass lying fuckstick didn't want to shell out for her kid's private school.

She wanted the money for herself. But the fact that it also got her acclaim from the Left-Industrial Complex made it irresistible.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

30 So she put her kid in a shit school by choice, so that she could use it to promote her own self-interests, and then a few years later when her kid realizes what was done to her, Jones again uses it to promote herself. How very cynical of her, but how very Leftist it all is.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

There are lessons here that many people will not learn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (wOO3z)

31 Have taken note, the super rich take their kids to private school to learn, the rabble send their kids to be indoctrinated
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)

What got Newsom have to face a recall last time was that private school parents found out that the woke anti American garbage lessons were being taught to *their* kids instead of just the proles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM (uhVAy)

32 "So you had money to send me to one of the best schools, and you chose not to?" she said, hurling her words. "Because other kids are disadvantaged, you didn't want to put me in a great school?"

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Everyone is Conservative about what they understand.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (LCTSZ)

33 If my parents pulled this kind of crap, and I was a black girl...my vengeance would be to become the complete opposite of them. I'd be so far to the Right that I'd make Clarence Thomas look like he was a moderate.

Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (dIske)

34 In bright blue Fairfax Co., going to one of the s*** schools (yes, they exist) is a big plus. It's far easier to get into the elite VA schools from one of them than from one of the good schools.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

Not if your name is Jacob Wright instead of J'Qobian White.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (gLYp7)

35 The kids must be sacrificed, one way or another.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

36 10 " It sounds like she sent her daughter to a shit school to boost her own career by proving how Blackety Black she was, and is now trying to justify that selfish choice."

I suggest are more realistic reason (other than cosplaying at being as one with The Oppressed): This cheapass lying fuckstick didn't want to shell out for her kid's private school.
Posted by: AMartel at September 21, 2026 02:34 PM (EyAQh)

In NYC, this is true...she'd have been out 60K+ per year, and didn't want that hit to her personal pocketbook. And, notice it was a joint decision with her husband - he wanted the money to keep rolling in for the race grifting, too...going to private school put that at risk on top of the 60K...it was all about them vs their kids...the ultimate "all about me" parents...

Not to be confused with the parents who live through their kids...we now have the ones looking to destroy their kids to further themselves...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (tOcjL)

37 It's far easier to get into the elite VA schools from one of them than from one of the good schools.

There are elite VA schools?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

38 37 It's far easier to get into the elite VA schools from one of them than from one of the good schools.

There are elite VA schools?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

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We allow UVA its fictions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (SvJcA)

39 America is about an innocent in the slave trade as it can reasonably have been, while still being complicit.

4% of the African slaves that survived being shipped over the Atlantic ended up in United States.

Admittedly the US was not as rich as Brazil, but that's part of the reason Brazil imported slaves at 10 times the rate we did.

Also the trans-Atlantic slave trade was < 50% of all the slaves taken out of Africa.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

40 "Note that this Race Communist had gone to a good school, but denied this to her daughter."

at least Mom didn't "TRANSition her, and cut her tits off".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (vbXSk)

41 I have opted out of discussing racial politics because even many valid points are submitted in bad faith.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (47/pr)

42 So she put her kid in a shit school by choice, so that she could use it to promote her own self-interests, and then a few years later when her kid realizes what was done to her, Jones again uses it to promote herself. How very cynical of her, but how very Leftist it all is.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 21, 2026 02:37 PM (QaH55)
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Remember--in Leftist world, EVERYONE[\i][\b] is a disposable commodity to advance one's one standing and interests.

Especially spouses and children.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (FZ29D)

43 Guess she'll have to trans the poor kid to regain her social standing with the rest of the woketards.

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (pSaNK)

44
Where's dad?
Posted by: I gotta ask

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That's the "Faraji" named in the column.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (mmrXZ)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (FZ29D)

46 I read the Post article and it got me wondering what mommy would have done if her experiment in education had gotten her daughter stabbed or worse. Obviously would have been the white man's fault
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 02:36 PM (taL2t)


It is the new morality: Sacrificing the children for politics and status.
This was thrown into high relief during COVID, but it has its roots in the past where the children were supposed to be the proof and actualization of cultural aspirations.
Just that past generations looked to wealth, status and societal achievement as cultural aspirations, and I have no idea what they are now.
Extra moral? Which is why they are such a miserable gaggle of bluenose prigs?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (rbvCR)

47 "I am a terrible mother and my daughter was raised in an abusive home."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM


"Plus, Ms. Harvard admissions officer, have I mentioned that the applicant is Nikole Hannah-Jones' kid? Because she is."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

48 The fact that the NYT even ran this piece must mean there is some internal dispute in the Party about the narrative. Maybe the rich white libs want good schools for their kids? No way they ran this without approval.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM (GUOwU)

49 There are many forms of child sacrifice practiced by "Progressive" lefties. All of them horrible.

Posted by: sad but true at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM (anL5R)

50 Getting back to Unstoppable/Jaws connection.

Rosario Dawson's character's name is Connie Hooper.

That's no naming accident!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM (XV/Pl)

51 For leftist women, children are disposable props in their autobiographical Lifetime move screenplays.

Posted by: Anita Lynn DeHayes-Tacke at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM (HN9JN)

52 39 America is about an innocent in the slave trade as it can reasonably have been, while still being complicit.

4% of the African slaves that survived being shipped over the Atlantic ended up in United States.

Admittedly the US was not as rich as Brazil, but that's part of the reason Brazil imported slaves at 10 times the rate we did.

Also the trans-Atlantic slave trade was

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

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No matter how complicit America was, it ended 160 years ago, Jim Crow ended 60 years ago, and anyone bringing it up as anything other than a fact of history, say as a political cudgel for current day politics, is an asswipe who should be cast out from polite society and not given a quarterly article sinecure at one of the biggest newspapers in the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM (SvJcA)

53 Kids are props to the left.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

Abortion, tranny mutilation, pimping them out in drag, and even strangling them to death are all acceptable conduct in furtherance of the cause.

Posted by: Liberalism is sociopathy at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

54 The kids must be sacrificed, one way or another.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)
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I approve this message.

Posted by: Moloch at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

55
45

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (FZ29D)




Failed Mitch McConnell sock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)

56 47 "I am a terrible mother and my daughter was raised in an abusive home."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:39 PM

"Plus, Ms. Harvard admissions officer, have I mentioned that the applicant is Nikole Hannah-Jones' kid? Because she is."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

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"Treat her like a legacy, or you're a fucking racist and I'll write about you and your personal racism in the NYT."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (SvJcA)

57 But let's all put the progressive lefties in charge!!! they'll fix everything so everybody's life is equally shitty!! Except their own that is!!!

Posted by: sad but true at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)

58 America didn't even exist when the slave trade was established, so America had nothing to do with it except ending it globally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)

59 Remember--in Leftist world, EVERYONE[\i][\b] is a disposable commodity to advance one's one standing and interests.

Especially spouses and children.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:41 PM (FZ29D)


Everything is a commodity. Everyone is "inventory" in a Leftist world.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

60 I was told Math was RACIST and that it was unfair for black children to be able to do it!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2026 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

61 She’ll still get into an Ivy. She’s black and her mom is DEI royalty. Meanwhile a white kid with 1600 SATs will be passed over because colonialism or some such.

Posted by: How it works at September 21, 2026 02:44 PM (ITULZ)

62 like the generations of Black parents who came before us, Faraji and I felt an obligation to make educational decisions based on the collective good and not just our individual advantage child's well-being.

Edited.

That, of course, is what these people do. They make decisions based upon their narcissitic empathy, rather than the actual well-being of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2026 02:44 PM (XeU6L)

63 ]America didn't even exist when the slave trade was established, so America had nothing to do with it except ending it globally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)



You're a lying liar who lies. I mean, if THAT were true, they wouldn't be able to grift and demand reparations!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

64 No matter how complicit America was, it ended 160 years ago, Jim Crow ended 60 years ago

Also the Democrats were responsible for all of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

65 Thinking sending to a Public Marxist Seminary a good chance getting talked into sex change

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 02:45 PM (Ia/+0)

66 Posted by: Anita Lynn DeHayes-Tacke at September 21, 2026 02:42 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Kline at September 21, 2026 02:45 PM (bFu5X)

67 61 She’ll still get into an Ivy. She’s black and her mom is DEI royalty. Meanwhile a white kid with 1600 SATs will be passed over because colonialism or some such.

Posted by: How it works at September 21, 2026 02:44 PM (ITULZ)

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And she'll either fail out because she doesn't know fractions, or grade inflation will lead her to graduate Magna Cum Laude, and she'll get a meaningless job at some connected corp where she becomes a net negative to the bottom line but the corp accepts because to admit otherwise would be cultural suicide for the C-Suite idjit who hired her.

Sure, she'll be fine personally, but she'll be one more pebble to add to the avalanche that's currently overtaking the university system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:46 PM (SvJcA)

68 News flash:

MOST leftist parents send (and have always sent) their kids to bad/crazy schools as a political statement, thereby ruining their own kids' lives. This has been true since the '60s.

Flashback to the '60s and '70s: In those places where there was "bussing," it was approved and implemented by upscale white liberals. Who, in so doing, caused their kids to be a part of it.

They imagined, hilariously, that what would happen is that busloads of underprivileged black kids would arive at their own kids' well-appointed schools and be thereby uplifted and make society equal. And that is how the media has always presented it.

But left out of their calculations and never depicted in the media, is the fact that for every black child bussed to a good white school, a corresponding white child was bussed to terrible black school in the ghetto.

Which white children endured this? THE CHILDREN OF THE WHITE LIBERALS WHO VOTED FOR BUSING.

So they ended up sending their own children to ghetto schools.

And this has been going on for generations.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)

69
Don't worry about Najya, she'll end up at an Ivy.
Posted by: mr tmz

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Came to say the same thing. In fact, she can use her shitty education as a selling point. "I was educated as a poor Black child, denied the opportunities of my white supremacist peers. Behold my low grades and test scores: they are the psychological scars of a legacy of slavery..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 02:46 PM (mmrXZ)

70 64 No matter how complicit America was, it ended 160 years ago, Jim Crow ended 60 years ago

Also the Democrats were responsible for all of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

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"THE PARTIES SWITCHED IN THE 1960S WHICH IS WHY MY FAVORITE EARLY 20TH CENTURY PRESIDENT IS CALVIN COOLIDGE AND I HATE FDR!"
-Reddit, 50% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:47 PM (SvJcA)

71
So, Ol' Niko H-Jo fucked over her own kid to earn pasts on the head from black progtards and AWFLs.

Weird, harming your child for a Libtard Gold Star...yet, familiar somehow....

Oh, yeah!

Fans of the Triple Child Murderess howling how they'd like to kill their own kids too for pats on the head from AWFLs and fellow Lunaticettes.

and one even killing her own kid in direct imitation. What a good little libtard goal she was!

Liberal + Woman = Insane apparently.

Proceed with caution when letting your kids play in certain houses.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 02:47 PM (iJfKG)

72 Maybe the girl will now reject the leftist religion of her mother, and perhaps skipping college would also be a bonus for the kid.

She could marry a good male plumber/carpenter, have five kids, and live happily ever after (instead of becoming a blue hair nut that hates men, and the "Patriarchy".)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (vbXSk)

73 Kids are props to the left.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

Abortion, tranny mutilation, pimping them out in drag, and even strangling them to death are all acceptable conduct in furtherance of the cause.
Posted by: Liberalism is sociopathy at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

Everybody is props to the Left, including other Leftists.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (uhVAy)

74 Hilarious.

Leftism is a mental illness.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (viF8m)

75 And she'll either fail out because she doesn't know fractions, or grade inflation will lead her to graduate Magna Cum Laude, and she'll get a meaningless job at some connected corp where she becomes a net negative to the bottom line but the corp accepts because to admit otherwise would be cultural suicide for the C-Suite idjit who hired her.

Sure, she'll be fine personally, but she'll be one more pebble to add to the avalanche that's currently overtaking the university system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:46 PM


Now, now, there's always the leftist foundation grift track.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)

76 Only the rich kids in my school had Jordan-clad feet. This is when I stopped buying Nike products, - too expensive, - plus I didn't want to get robbed and stabbed over my brand of sneakers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (5C90x)

77 75 Now, now, there's always the leftist foundation grift track.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)

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Those are still corps!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (SvJcA)

78 The sad thing: other kids do not have a choice. Or rather their parents don't. But that is part of the socialist plan. Any nail that sticks upgets pounded flat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

79 Another case of a Liberal who has, due to wealth, been shielded by the consequences of their Liberal beliefs...

Right up until Reality bitch slaps them.

Defund the Police! They scream... knowing that the rich neighborhoods will still have Police, while the poor will descend into chaos.

Support Palestine! They say, knowing none of their class will be serving on the front lines of the War against Radical Islam.

Abortion is a RIGHT, knowing their children will never have an abortion, because they have the wealth for both birth control, and to take care of a child once the decision to have their GrandKids is made.

Open Borders! They yell, while their stocks increase due to suppressed wages... and they live in a gated community with plenty of Police...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)

80 America didn't even exist when the slave trade was established, so America had nothing to do with it except ending it globally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)
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Muzzies began slave export, and they took the majority of slaves out of Africa. Africans were enslaving each other, like Native Americans, long before white people interfered. The Age of Expansion means that you had access to global supplies. Cross-race enslavement was at that point possible at the scale that makes it hideous today.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

81 Maybe the girl will now reject the leftist religion of her mother, and perhaps skipping college would also be a bonus for the kid.

She could marry a good male plumber/carpenter, have five kids, and live happily ever after (instead of becoming a blue hair nut that hates men, and the "Patriarchy".)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2026 02:48 PM (vbXSk)

She probably would be better off not going Ivy, going to a moderate cost smaller college 1000 miles away from her parents and learning and meeting some normal people.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)

82 Failed Mitch McConnell sock?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)
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Emergency closing of bold/italics tags to avoid being sent to The Barrel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 02:50 PM (FZ29D)

83 I can’t even imagine doing that to my boys.

Holy shit, that’s evil.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2026 02:50 PM (R1Ziy)

84 Those are still corps!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM


Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 02:50 PM (bFu5X)

85 83 I can’t even imagine doing that to my boys.

Holy shit, that’s evil.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2026 02:50 PM (R1Ziy)

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"But she had conviction, which makes it not evil."
-a shocking number of right-leaning accounts on X right now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (SvJcA)

86 Now, now, there's always the leftist foundation grift track.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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This is about me,isn't it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

87 She probably would be better off not going Ivy, going to a moderate cost smaller college 1000 miles away from her parents and learning and meeting some normal people.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)

Normal people? In college?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

88 Big thunder boomers here and the dog has jumped into the bath tub.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (wOO3z)

89 86 Now, now, there's always the leftist foundation grift track.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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This is about me,isn't it?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

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The NBC gig did wonders for her likeability.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (SvJcA)

90
The kids must be sacrificed, one way or another.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)


At least exercise bands were left out of this one.

Posted by: biteme at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (xWS9V)

91 So if white people move into a black neighborhood it's gentrification, but somehow the non gentrified areas are supposed to have racially diverse schools?

Stop using white people as props in your self flagellating minstrel show, you stupid bitch.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (r7+Q7)

92 I can’t even imagine doing that to my boys.

Holy shit, that’s evil.
===
There is no evil, there is only Landru

*points tube at Nurse*

Posted by: Lawgiver at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)

93 Who names their kid Najya?

Posted by: The quiet part out loud at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (2Ez/1)

94 "But she had conviction, which makes it not evil."
-a shocking number of right-leaning accounts on X right now
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (SvJcA)


"with God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

95 Another case of a Liberal who has, due to wealth, been shielded by the consequences of their Liberal beliefs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)
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Liberalism developed into a fugue from Nature and complications.

I saw this post a couple days ago about a woman to confronts liberal women "What rights do men have that women don't?"

And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

96 Nayja and Faraja? Reminds me of a hilarious YouTube short of the CIA conspiring to trick black parents into giving their kids idiotic names so no one will give them jobs.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (bX16E)

97 @83

>>I can’t even imagine doing that to my boys. Holy shit, that’s evil.

I pay for my grandkids to go Catholic school, they will never step foot in a public school.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:53 PM (XV/Pl)

98 She probably would be better off not going Ivy, going to a moderate cost smaller college 1000 miles away from her parents and learning and meeting some normal people.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)

Normal people? In college?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

Probably hard in this day and age, but there are probably some left that only have a limited number of leftist idiots that she can avoid if she has learned something from her mother.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

99 Oh no
Anyway

I’m glad that she made her kid live up to her beliefs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2026 02:54 PM (kN53m)

100
Big thunder boomers here and the dog has jumped into the bath tub.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (wOO3z)


*shakes fist at sky*

Damn those Boomers and their Social Security checks!!!!!!1111!

Now, they're making dogs jump into bath tubs.

DDAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN Them!!!!11111!!@

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 02:54 PM (iJfKG)

101 I saw this post a couple days ago about a woman to confronts liberal women "What rights do men have that women don't?"

And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

That's neither a right for women nor a privilege for men.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)

102 "...conspiring to trick black parents into giving their kids idiotic names so no one will give them jobs."

They can always be running backs.

Posted by: The Southeastern Conference at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (2Ez/1)

103 Muzzies began slave export, and they took the majority of slaves out of Africa. Africans were enslaving each other, like Native Americans, long before white people interfered. The Age of Expansion means that you had access to global supplies. Cross-race enslavement was at that point possible at the scale that makes it hideous today.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

Slavery and the slave trade are thousands of years old. The Phoenicians were shipping slaves as cargo 4000 years ago. Slavery is referenced all throughout the Old Testament. It's been part of human history about as long as there's been human history. The difference is western civilization (mostly the Brits and the US) eventually fought it and outlawed it. Slavery still exists in backwards-ass middle eastern and sub-Saharan countries. I'm over all this bullshít.

Posted by: Ignorant fuckers need to shut up at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (TbWk/)

104 Liberalism developed into a fugue from Nature and complications.

I saw this post a couple days ago about a woman to confronts liberal women "What rights do men have that women don't?"

And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

Because becoming preggers is something that just happens, women have no say in when or where it happens...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (oPFtC)

105 Pretty much the first thing The United States did when it became The United States was ban the importation of slaves.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (XV/Pl)

106 I guess her daughter should be thankful she was only a race communist and not a disability communist or else she might have hobbled her daughter in more than her education.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (yAl+8)

107
tbh, I'm surprised Jones chose this route. The Obamas and Clintons sent their girls to that uppity Sidwell Friends with no apologies to the public schools they were shafting. Did she think her kid would magically develop intellectually at the same level? That she would love to read, be able to sit still and concentrate, learn geometry and trig, etc? What outcome did she expect?

I don't want to read that 4000-word "woopsie" either, but I'd like to know if her daughter has discovered that she can't read, write, or math for shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (mmrXZ)

108 And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.
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what about the writing your name in the snow!! That's my favorite.

Posted by: Maximilian at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)

109 2 The children must be destroyed to save the children.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Exactly. These people are ghouls. The children are expendable in their eyes as long as it protects their precious ideology.

Posted by: scampydog at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (2bFN5)

110 Bet the kid was pumped full of Adderall and other pharmaceuticals. Diagnosed with depression, ADD , social media disorder and hot dog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (taL2t)

111 Slavery and the slave trade are thousands of years old. The Phoenicians were shipping slaves as cargo 4000 years ago. Slavery is referenced all throughout the Old Testament. It's been part of human history about as long as there's been human history. The difference is western civilization (mostly the Brits and the US) eventually fought it and outlawed it. Slavery still exists in backwards-ass middle eastern and sub-Saharan countries. I'm over all this bullshít.

Posted by: Ignorant fuckers need to shut up at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (TbWk/)
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People who lose the plot that easily can STFU too.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)

112 now lets be fair. her kids are the reason these schools perform poorly

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (jrgJz)

113 >>And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.

So now they know the difference between men and women?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)

114 How come every time I see a TV commercial when I am out and about somewhere all the black folks are successful, happy, new Kia car driving, Gain laundry detergent smelling, super hip Pizza Hut loving Negroes in nice homes and loving America and Wal Mart and all her bounty. Not like Ms. Jones says, bitter and angry, but happy and cheerful and smart and wearing NFL gear.

Somethings missing...

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (6VpiA)

115 108 And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.
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what about the writing your name in the snow!! That's my favorite.

Posted by: Maximilian at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)

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"I don't get to vote for my kids, giving me an outsized influence on electoral politics because men don't respect me as an individual."
-probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (SvJcA)

116 Big thunder boomers here and the dog has jumped into the bath tub.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 02:51 PM (wOO3z)


Big thunder boobers > big thunder boomers

Posted by: Sort of a callback at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

117
A mind is (no longer) a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 02:58 PM (mmrXZ)

118 I like the part where the school was like, "you don't need algebra, we're going to teach you this whole math" or some stupid shit like that.

And she was passing all the prior math classes with As.

And dong real well in that goofy ass new, better than algebra, mathematics class.

But didn't know how to do division or multiplication.

And here's the real shitty thing:
The taxpayers will have paid hundreds of thousands for the education of each of those kids.
On the promise that universal education benefits all of society.
And none of them, not a one, will be employable upon graduation.
So the taxpayers will be forced, again at the barrel end of a gun, to fund their idle, destructive, corrosive lives until they get killed in gang violence or die, drug overdose or otherwise.

And you're a racist if you oppose any part of that spending.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2026 02:58 PM (3cUTc)

119 Because becoming preggers is something that just happens, women have no say in when or where it happens...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2026 02:55 PM (oPFtC)
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Nature doesn't give them the choice men have.

Nature's a meanie.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e)

120 Pretty much the first thing The United States did when it became The United States was ban the importation of slaves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2026 02:56 PM (XV/Pl)

20 years from the start of the constitution. One of the few concessions the free states got that managed to help them. It also made slaves expensive, so on the average their treatment had to be better than the average worldwide.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)

121 My money says that what Hannah got was due to affirmative action and only affirmative action.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2026 02:58 PM (kN53m)

122 UFO sighting reported over Iran. Weird craft all kinds of flashy lights. Clearly not hiding.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 02:59 PM (r7+Q7)

123 Upon getting out of a small condo our kids were under 7 when we bought our first house. We chose it based on its location to probably the best public High School in Houston at the time. They've done well.

You have to be 3rd degree dumbass to send your kid through a shitschool just because when a better option was available.

Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2026 03:00 PM (8uzBS)

124 Who names their kid Najya?
Posted by: The quiet part out loud at September 21, 2026 02:52

Najya Bidness.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 21, 2026 03:00 PM (47/pr)

125 114 How come every time I see a TV commercial when I am out and about somewhere all the black folks are successful, happy, new Kia car driving, Gain laundry detergent smelling, super hip Pizza Hut loving Negroes in nice homes and loving America and Wal Mart and all her bounty. Not like Ms. Jones says, bitter and angry, but happy and cheerful and smart and wearing NFL gear.

Somethings missing...
Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM

Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: The Southeastern Conference at September 21, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

126 UFO sighting reported over Iran. Weird craft all kinds of flashy lights. Clearly not hiding.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 02:59 PM (r7+Q7)



https://shorturl.fm/NGOXb

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

127 UFO sighting reported over Iran. Weird craft all kinds of flashy lights. Clearly not hiding.
==
Space Force.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (anL5R)

128 Unless the apple has fallen very far from the tree, this kid isn't smart enough to merit an education anyway.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (ca8Qt)

129 >>Slavery still exists in backwards-ass middle eastern and sub-Saharan countries. I'm over all this bullshít.

After Obama and Hillary blew up Libya to cover up their gun running there were reports of public slave selling in the country. Once leftists realized how bad it made Obama and Hillary look they stopped covering it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (viF8m)

130 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)

131 I live in a very blue area of a red state. Our HS is very well ranked and unabashedly so. Every spring kids put out colleges they got accepted to on the lawn. Lots of top tier names.

None of these AWFLs would be caught dead with their kids in a ghetto school. But they cheer when blacks send their kids there. Because that’s less competition.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (ITULZ)

132 She did it for the childrens!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (8C1eU)

133 13 Where's dad?
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In the Cuckshed waiting for the latest bull to finish and wash up.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 21, 2026 03:02 PM (6yK+O)

134 130 Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)

Donde esta mi tarjeta del EBT, ese?

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at September 21, 2026 03:02 PM (TbWk/)

135 The Orange Ogre has commandeered a squadron of UFO's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (wOO3z)

136
UFO sighting reported over Iran. Weird craft all kinds of flashy lights. Clearly not hiding.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 02:59 PM (r7+Q7)



It was Trump's Party Zeppelin.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (iJfKG)

137
135 The Orange Ogre has commandeered a squadron of UFO's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (wOO3z)

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"Best to oppose him to the point where he declares us direct enemies, I guess."
-the left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (SvJcA)

138 How come every time I see a TV commercial when I am out and about somewhere all the black folks are successful, happy, new Kia car driving, Gain laundry detergent smelling, super hip Pizza Hut loving Negroes in nice homes and loving America and Wal Mart and all her bounty. Not like Ms. Jones says, bitter and angry, but happy and cheerful and smart and wearing NFL gear.

Somethings missing...
Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM


Kia? Dafuq?!

Posted by: Nissan at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (bFu5X)

139 Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at September 21, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)

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Under your work boots.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (2UnvF)

140
Does anyone remember a couple of years ago when some British expert recommended that white people deliberately stunt their kids educationally and emotionally to level the playing field for kids of color? And everyone said she was insane?

Hannah Nikole-Jones took it seriously. Unbelievable. Why didn't she feed the kid anti-freeze while she was at it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)

141 Just F'in WOW.

I feel sorry for her kids.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (Q/FnY)

142 >>And it pretty much comes down to men can't get pregnant.

So now they know the difference between men and women?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)
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Well, they have to know what they are rebelling against. But they have moved on to Nature makes them mostly girls and boys. So "men" can get pregnant.

It's the thing about progressivism, you have to "progress" your mind.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

143 Funniest commercials are for anything to do with camping or hunting showing black families. Like ads for a Tacoma or whatever out in the rugged mountains ready for a day of fishing or hiking or hunting….with a black family in it.

I’ll take things that literally have never happened in real life for $1400 Alex.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 21, 2026 03:04 PM (ITULZ)

144 My locale saw some happy font signs pop up asking for "yes" on Prop A and Prop B.

I could tell it was some commie, lying bullshit by the font.

Looked it up.

Yup. Bond election to fund new school facilities.
I don't even have to look further to know they're peddling the same old lie about how it "won't increase property taxes."
Because they roll the old bond tax rate into it and--instead of paying them off and reducing taxes--taxes "stay" the same.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2026 03:04 PM (3cUTc)

145 Somethings missing...

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 21, 2026 02:57 PM
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Probably a picture ID. They can't get those.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)

146 There needs to be a nationwide search to see if there is a single Somalian that isn't a corrupt pirate.

>>@KatieDaviscourt

>>BREAKING: I investigated SOMALI DAYCARES in the Seattle metro and uncovered over $5 MILLION of potential misuse of taxpayer funds.

>>When I knocked on doors, no one answered. Neighbors told me they have never seen any kids!

>>These individual daycares are receiving $40,000 - $70,000 per month.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)

147 Funniest commercials are for anything to do with camping or hunting showing black families. Like ads for a Tacoma or whatever out in the rugged mountains ready for a day of fishing or hiking or hunting….with a black family in it.

I’ll take things that literally have never happened in real life for $1400 Alex.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 21, 2026 03:04 PM (ITULZ)

Black people can't camp or hunt or fish because white people have colonized all these spaces.

Posted by: Also swimming pools at September 21, 2026 03:05 PM (TbWk/)

148 How'd things work out for Maliqua and Sashiqua?

Posted by: OBTW at September 21, 2026 03:06 PM (2Ez/1)

149 Beautiful! Luxurious UFO's!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 03:06 PM (wOO3z)

150 Does anyone remember a couple of years ago when some British expert recommended that white people deliberately stunt their kids educationally and emotionally to level the playing field for kids of color? And everyone said she was insane?

Hannah Nikole-Jones took it seriously. Unbelievable. Why didn't she feed the kid anti-freeze while she was at it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)

probably because that wasn't a progressive trend then.

Though it seems like she missed the part of Leftist thought where you don't let those lofty ideas affect your life at all. Although since she seems to be living better than most she isn't ready to sacrifice herself for those ideals.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)

151 Now, now, there's always the leftist foundation grift track.

But there's less of one with USAID shut down and Nick Shirley sniffing around.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2026 03:07 PM (2ocoG)

152
You all seem to think a college doctorate in Jive and Ebonics is easy.

Posted by: Auspex at September 21, 2026 03:07 PM (Y8DZL)

153 Black people can't camp or hunt or fish because white people have colonized all these spaces.
Posted by: Also swimming pools at September 21, 2026 03:05 PM


Plus they need picture IDs for their hunting and fishing permits and we know they can't get those.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2026 03:07 PM (bFu5X)

154 My hands tightened on the steering wheel as I worked to keep my face neutral, buying a few moments to gather my thoughts.

Steering wheel? FOOL!! It should have been her neck!!!

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Supporters at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)

155 I'd like to welcome these big beautiful Zeta Reticulans, terrific extraterrestrials, just great, the best extraterrestrials, really terrific.

Posted by: PDT and the aliens at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (TbWk/)

156 Funniest commercials are for anything to do with camping or hunting showing black families. Like ads for a Tacoma or whatever out in the rugged mountains ready for a day of fishing or hiking or hunting….with a black family in it.

I’ll take things that literally have never happened in real life for $1400 Alex.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 21, 2026 03:04 PM (ITULZ)

Black people can't camp or hunt or fish because white people have colonized all these spaces.
Posted by: Also swimming pools at September 21, 2026 03:05 PM (TbWk/)


And they have to camp twice as hard as white people,

just to say they've been camping.

And don't get me started on how many times harder they have to roast marshmallows!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (iJfKG)

157 "This sounds like a lie. It sounds like she sent her daughter to a shit school to boost her own career by proving how Blackety Black she was, and is now trying to justify that selfish choice."

exactly. she says it herself; her daughter was "a symbol"

not a human

kinda like a clump of cells?

anyway, hope the kid turns out based af from her experiences, that would rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (VyBeY)

158 Britain didn't outlaw slavery until 1833.

I think 1776 was prior to 1833.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (KC5Lt)

159 Notice how it's always someone else making the sacrifice?

Posted by: AMartel at September 21, 2026 03:09 PM (EyAQh)

160 When Najya was entering pre-K, my husband, Faraji...

Say no more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 03:09 PM (guGkK)

161
Slavery and the slave trade are thousands of years old.

Posted by: Ignorant fuckers need to shut up

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I'm seeing a few content creators on X who post about the slave trade in the Ottoman empire and elsewhere throughout the Muslim world. This stuff ought to be pushed HARD at every damn Muslim running for office -- but GOPers won't do it. I'd be screaming Abdul el-Sayed down about reparations, I'd be describing the horrors in detail, I'd be flaunting the numbers.

Someone, do it for God's sakes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 03:09 PM (mmrXZ)

162 I don't think Jones knows how to equity....

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

163 Until 'acting white' is not an insult in the black community we will continue to have a racial divide.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 03:10 PM (KC5Lt)

164 Hannah Nikole-Jones took it seriously. Unbelievable. Why didn't she feed the kid anti-freeze while she was at it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)

Antifreeze is SO 1990s. Ligature strangulation is the new hotness.

Posted by: get with the times at September 21, 2026 03:10 PM (TbWk/)

165 Britain didn't outlaw slavery until 1833.

I think 1776 was prior to 1833.
Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 03:08 PM (KC5Lt)



And remember:

History didn't start until Barack Owebama got elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

166 165 And remember:

History didn't start until Barack Owebama got elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 21, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

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"That right wing corporatist?"
-the modern left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 21, 2026 03:11 PM (SvJcA)

167 wait until her daughter reads harrison bergeron

Posted by: sithkhan at September 21, 2026 03:11 PM (UjjDn)

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