Whistleblower: 99% of Asylum Claims Are Fake

You don't say. You don't say.

Claims are floating around that 85 percent of the world's refugees are Muslim, and the UNHCR's response isn't "No, they're not," but rather, "A spokesperson for the UN's refugee agency UNHCR said the number of Muslim refugees is likely to be less than 85% of all refugees worldwide." Which is another way of saying "you're in the right ballpark." And those refugees aren't fleeing to Muslim countries.
In other words, it's an invasion, either for economic or political reasons, and according to a whistleblower at the Home Office in the UK, almost every "asylum seeker" is a fraud.

From The Times (UK):

Only one in 100 asylum claims are genuine, according to a whistleblower who has revealed widespread fraud and dysfunction in the system.
The Home Office official, who has worked for years as a decision-maker on asylum and has assessed thousands of claims, said asylum seekers from certain countries use the "same script" in what he and colleagues describe as "package claims".
He said he had encountered a large number of Iraqi Kurds claiming asylum who said they had been in a relationship with the daughter of the prime minister of the Kurdistan region. The official said it had become a "running joke" among colleagues that the number of Iraqi Kurds who said they were involved with the daughter was in the "hundreds".
He also said that "hundreds" of claims from Pakistanis were based on the assertion that they were in fear of their lives in their home country because of their gay relationship with the same man who had provided letters supporting their claims.
The source also disclosed suspicions about large numbers of Bangladeshi claimants purporting to be dissidents of the former governing party, which is now banned, even though they were unable to provide basic information about the group.

Strom believes this state of affairs might have something to do with AfD's rise and the CDU's collapse. Could be. Could be.

But you know who else opposed rampant immigration fraud?

Sit back and think about this …

A person thought this would work

S/he then actually suggested it in a meeting of some sort

There were people there who actually agreed

Then they managed to get multiple people to participate

Stupid people in groups are a real force against…
— IQ 583 | Cody Penn-Dent | Effluencer (@codypd) September 17, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:50 PM

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1 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 21, 2026 04:51 PM (LuSSV)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 04:52 PM (BAWkL)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 21, 2026 04:52 PM (hG5L0)

4 Obama and Biden administrations (and Bush, probably) gave asylum a super wide definition. Like "my country is poor, I need to be saved from the bad economy"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 04:53 PM (KyEAU)

5 I think they're low balling it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

6 Good Lord. The Day of the Lord can’t get here soon enough.

Posted by: tubal at September 21, 2026 04:53 PM (Gqar8)

7 I could have been first but I was blowing my whistle.

Posted by: Guy who always says he could have been first at September 21, 2026 04:53 PM (MWfyi)

8 truth leaking out everywhere, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 04:54 PM (VyBeY)

9 what a shock!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 21, 2026 04:54 PM (XHO5P)

10 Only 99% of the claims are fake? I thought it would be higher than that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 21, 2026 04:54 PM (I43vL)

11 There is no way I'm clicking on that video.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (ca8Qt)

12 No no square?
These are dangerous people.

Posted by: Bosk at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (VMFAF)

13 The don't rape me dance.
Gawd. Now i have seen it all.
Beyond stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (2WIwB)

14 Whistleblower: 99% of Asylum Claims Are Fake

That low? I'd expect more like 99.9%...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK)

15 6 Good Lord. The Day of the Lord can’t get here soon enough.
Posted by: tubal

We are in the midst of Judgement Day which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.

Posted by: Mounting Biblical Evidence at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (Fn+3X)

16 The dance-off at the Texas MoMe will be lit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2026 04:56 PM (2WIwB)

17 The don't rape me dance.
Gawd. Now i have seen it all.
Beyond stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (2WIwB)
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I much prefer the Safety Dance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

18 15 6 Good Lord. The Day of the Lord can’t get here soon enough.
Posted by: tubal

We are in the midst of Judgement Day which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.
Posted by: Mounting Biblical Evidence at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (Fn+3X)

That’s sort of specific. Who you been talkin’ to?

Posted by: tubal at September 21, 2026 04:56 PM (Gqar8)

19 wow, yeah, I remember that video!

super effective, wasn't it?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 04:57 PM (VyBeY)

20 The no-no square dance won't stop the goatrapers.

Nobody in the picture has any worry about getting violated.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 04:57 PM (BAWkL)

21 Channel D fellow/girl is hitting on all cylinders today.

Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at September 21, 2026 04:57 PM (Fn+3X)

22 One person's no-no square is another person's yes-yes square...

Posted by: Moham bin Camel***ker at September 21, 2026 04:58 PM (l3cgK)

23 There is no way I'm clicking on that video

its not crude or nasty, its just brain-damagingly stupid and cringy. Like you will wonder how on earth anyone thought this was a good idea how how much booze was involved to get people to participate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 04:58 PM (KyEAU)

24 That has to be a joke.

Someone is pulling your leg.

Posted by: I mean that video is making me want to assault everyone in it at September 21, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)

25 20 The no-no square dance won't stop the goatrapers.

Nobody in the picture has any worry about getting violated.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 04:57 PM (BAWkL)

To quote Muhammed - Four legs good, two legs Baaaaaaaad!

Posted by: tubal at September 21, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)

26 Muslims are like termites in western civilization. They're eating you out of house and home.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (5C90x)

27 I am aghast.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (2Xqig)

28 Nobody in the picture has any worry about getting violated.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 04:57 PM (BAWkL)
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I'm going to say that a society that has goats and donkeys on its spectrum of acceptable sexual partners will probably hit a zero as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)

29 It's turtles and fraud all the way down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:00 PM (guGkK)

30 I have an oblong no-no square.

Posted by: Victim of Society at September 21, 2026 05:00 PM (Fn+3X)

31 Willowed:
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Isn't this the very definition of Extortion?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)
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Hijacking parts of people's property is practically a taking.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

32 We are in the midst of Judgement Day which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.

Since we are pretending to have full access to God's DayTimer calender...

Isn't it interesting that while the world is suffering refinery destruction, the world is increasingly relying on oil that comes out of the Gulf of America and Caribbean?

US refineries are running at 98% capacity (which is unsustainable) and yet they can't keep up with demand.

Also note that God hasn't sent hurricanes into the oil producing regions this year, stopping processes that would likely result in $10+/gal diesel.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:00 PM (PVBkQ)

33 We are in the midst of Judgement Day which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.
Posted by: Mounting Biblical Evidence at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (Fn+3X)

That’s sort of specific. Who you been talkin’ to?

Posted by: tubal at September 21, 2026 04:56 PM

Well we don't need to worry about social security running out of money. Good thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 21, 2026 05:01 PM (I43vL)

34 There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 05:02 PM (LHPAg)

35 I will give my love forever
If you promise me you'll
Never never never touch me there
Don't touch my square

Posted by: The Tubes at September 21, 2026 05:02 PM (guGkK)

36
Leftovers from the last thread-

"Hudson Hawk blew because it had the the same problem as Spielberg's "1941"-

Every single person in the movie overacts and tries (emphasis on "tries") to be funny...nay, hilarious!). There's no one for the comedy to play against. No straight men or woman.

Everyone Comedy Overacting Meter is set at 11.

The one good thing about "HH" which I kinda loved was the use of singing Old Rat Pack songs to use for timing the robberies. Clever and it always wo0rked.

The rest of the movie should be buried in a toxic waste dump.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 05:02 PM (iJfKG)

37 I'm going to say that a society that has goats and donkeys on its spectrum of acceptable sexual partners will probably hit a zero as well.

In a way, rather than relying on abortion, these irresponsible men can find release in copulating with livestock.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:02 PM (PVBkQ)

38 He said he had encountered a large number of Iraqi Kurds claiming asylum who said they had been in a relationship with the daughter of the prime minister of the Kurdistan region. The official said it had become a "running joke" among colleagues that the number of Iraqi Kurds who said they were involved with the daughter was in the "hundreds".
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So the daughter of the prime minister really gets around, eh?

It's a wonder her father hasn't killed her yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (FZ29D)

39 A person thought this would work

S/he then actually suggested it in a meeting of some sort

There were people there who actually agreed

Then they managed to get multiple people to participate

They believe they are the enlightened ones dealing with people who have the mentality of feral children.

So they teach them like they're five.

It never occurs to them that savages neither care what they think nor do they watch dance lessons from old white people on TikTok.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

40 The No-No Square Dance...
Why am I reminded of the African Anteater Ritual dance from Can't Buy Me Love?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (2WIwB)

41 There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.
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I agree with your concept. I'd just call them squatters. They aren't building shit. And the violence they practice is against women and children.

Posted by: I mean that video is making me want to assault everyone in it at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (anL5R)

42 Also note that God hasn't sent hurricanes into the oil producing regions this year, stopping processes that would likely result in $10+/gal diesel.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:00 PM (PVBkQ)
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Look at China's weather this year. They actually had a typhoon hit the same area three times. Yes, it made landfall, circled around back to the sea as a tropical storm, turned back into a typhoon, and smacked China again, veering away from Taiwan in the process.

You name it, they have it: frosts that froze birds off of the trees, rains of frogs, and such flooding.

Hmm, maybe requiring all Christian churches remove their crosses and replace them with Chairman Xi's portrait was not the best move.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Only 99% of the claims are fake? I thought it would be higher than that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 21, 2026 04:54 PM (I43vL)

I imagine that most real people needing asylum have traits leftists don't like -- Christian or religious, pro US...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)

44 I always thought that no-no square dance would have been pretty good, if they showed the women with a carving knife in one hand, and making chopping motions with it instead of that swinging railroad crossing swinging action.

We should do one American-style with the 'ettes at the TxMoMe, involving guns. Put gropey-hand-shaped targets on 3 of the Texas Star arms, and male-shaped-protuberances on the other two, and let SiD, SWA, nurse, sra blaster and Ben Had each shoot one off. And something about the 9-ring and in being their "No-no Circle."

Posted by: GWB at September 21, 2026 05:04 PM (kU0PQ)

45 There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.

And true fearless men who leave their women behind while seeking life-saving asylum.

My question is, how are these population lop-sided countries fairing with a reduction in work-age males?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:04 PM (PVBkQ)

46 That last video made me LOL...

Seriously? Someone actually thought this would work?

How much government money was spent on producing this video? (You KNOW there's a grant behind it somewhere...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 05:04 PM (FZ29D)

47 34, bingo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 05:04 PM (VyBeY)

48
It never occurs to them that savages neither care what they think nor do they watch dance lessons from old white people on TikTok.
==
Know what happens when you infantilize a savage? You wind up in the pot.

Posted by: Michael Rockefeller at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (anL5R)

49 Point out on the doll where the bad asylum seeker touched you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (guGkK)

50 I am aghast.
Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (2Xqig)

I am agog.

Posted by: Grantaire at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (WbWbV)

51 36
Leftovers from the last thread-

"Hudson Hawk blew because it had the the same problem as Spielberg's "1941"-

Every single person in the movie overacts and tries (emphasis on "tries") to be funny...nay, hilarious!). There's no one for the comedy to play against. No straight men or woman.

Everyone Comedy Overacting Meter is set at 11.

The one good thing about "HH" which I kinda loved was the use of singing Old Rat Pack songs to use for timing the robberies. Clever and it always wo0rked.

The rest of the movie should be buried in a toxic waste dump.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 05:02 PM (iJfKG)
Hudson Hawk is one of my favorite movies and I always supposed it was one of those comic book movies.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (LHPAg)

52 Oh, and as to frauds, I'm only surprised that the 99% number is so high because I know their definition of a valid claim is a pretty dang low bar. My son's chinchilla could clear it without jumping. These applications are their version of a Learing Center, I guess.

Posted by: GWB at September 21, 2026 05:06 PM (kU0PQ)

53 Mine has been taking a lot of hits lately. It's very liberating.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at September 21, 2026 05:06 PM (J4Dwc)

54
Don't worry about AI.

Tik-Tok is the evil creation that has left the Western World functionally retarded.

Lame-ass dancing to stop rape...Really?

All of those people need lobotomies, then thrown into a pen and fed cat food for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2026 05:06 PM (iJfKG)

55 It never occurs to them that savages neither care what they think nor do they watch dance lessons from old white people on TikTok.
==
Know what happens when you infantilize a savage? You wind up in the pot.
Posted by: Michael Rockefeller
==
Wut he said!

Posted by: Juan Diaz di Solis at September 21, 2026 05:06 PM (anL5R)

56 I'm going to say that a society that has goats and donkeys on its spectrum of acceptable sexual partners will probably hit a zero as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

True. They are not option #1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 05:06 PM (BAWkL)

57 " There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate."

As the Prophet (PBUH!) relates in Surah 4:100;

"And whoever emigrates for the cause of Allah will find on the earth many [alternative] locations and abundance. And whoever leaves his home as an emigrant to Allah and His Messenger and then death overtakes him - his reward has already become incumbent upon Allah."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (GMWTj)

58 Point out on the doll where the bad asylum seeker touched you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (guGkK)
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A lot of them can't because they are dead. Like the British dude gutted by a Sikh and left to die in handcuffs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

59 I am aghast.
Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (2Xqig)

I am agog.
Posted by: Grantaire at September 21, 2026 05:05 PM (WbWbV)

What's the proper term for multiple ghasts and gogs?

Posted by: GWB at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (kU0PQ)

60 I like Hudson Hawk too. It's indefensible but somehow fun despite how bad it is.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (ca8Qt)

61 The left compares Jews fleeing NAZI Germany to some Guatemalan fleeing...Guatemalans.

Yes Latin America sucks compared to the US, but sorry, its been like that, as has most of the world, FOREVER

That is no reason to charge American taxpayers to bring that person here and pay for their welfare forever.

And seriously if we are going to argue that Guatemala and the rest are places you can need to flee let's go ahead and take all the young male "refugees" and give them military training and send them home

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2026 05:08 PM (sKqQm)

62 Obama and Biden administrations (and Bush, probably) gave asylum a super wide definition. Like "my country is poor, I need to be saved from the bad economy"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 04:53 PM (KyEAU)

More like, "The welfare in my country isn't nearly as good as yours, and your goats are prettier."

Posted by: GWB at September 21, 2026 05:08 PM (kU0PQ)

63 "What's the proper term for multiple ghasts and gogs?"

think it's in H. P. Lovecraft somewhere ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (VyBeY)

64 My question is, how are these population lop-sided countries fairing with a reduction in work-age males?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:04 PM (PVBkQ)
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Well, they have massive unemployment, because they've destroyed the local infrastructure, so going West to collect a check and then bring the family to live on the dole is the smart play.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

65 The no no square was an actual thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (zZu0s)

66 And whoever leaves his home as an emigrant to Allah and His Messenger and then death overtakes him - his reward has already become incumbent upon Allah."
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (GMWTj)
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In other words, if they die on their way to the "promised land" they get to spend their afterlife with Allah in hell?

Those terms are acceptable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (FZ29D)

67 Anyone have a picture of the Kurdistanian PMs daughter?

Posted by: Have Her Bathed And Sent to My Lair at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (Fn+3X)

68 If only the German 10 year old kid hospitalized by an anal tear from the Muzzie refugee that hadn't had sex in a long time and didn't know the German customs had known that dance!

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)

69 I think I liked Howard The Duck more than Hudson Hawk.
Lea Thompson > Andie MacDowell (but not by much)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)

70 I saw Crowder having a discussion about leftist violence with some lefty.

He went into the details of how there is constant danger for right leaning speakers on campuses, it isn't just the left assassinated Kirk he personally had been attacked a number of times.

Anyway the bent kept nodding her head and then just, "But wait let's talk about Trump!"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

71 I agree with your concept. I'd just call them squatters. They aren't building shit. And the violence they practice is against women and children.
Posted by: I mean that video is making me want to assault everyone in it at September 21, 2026 05:03 PM (anL5R)They don't INTEND to build anything, except skull pyramids.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (LHPAg)

72 They are really theater kids. No practical clue , but they thought the No Rape I dance would work . And they got to perform. Squeee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (taL2t)

73 Only one in 100 asylum claims are genuine,

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Now do MS NOW stories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (ndZc7)

74 Every single person in the movie overacts and tries (emphasis on "tries") to be funny...nay, hilarious!). There's no one for the comedy to play against. No straight men or woman.

Everyone Comedy Overacting Meter is set at 11.
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Probably fair. Although Andie McDowell and James Coburn seem fairly straight so far. Its zany, but it also has way too much foul language, and blood to be a kids movie. Its tone is all over the place. It sort of reminds me of tone from the movie Kingsmen. But Kingsmen wasn't trying to do comedy. Yeah, its the try hard comedy the killed it. Agree.

Posted by: Juan Diaz di Solis at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (anL5R)

75 They know. We know that they know. They know that we know that they know.

It almost seems as though Labour, Merz, Macron, Sanchez, even Meloni, seem to be trying to hold off on the reckoning from the populace until it is simply too late to reverse, or until a signal is given.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (Dv3i1)

76 I like Hudson Hawk too. It's indefensible but somehow fun despite how bad it is.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 21, 2026 05:07 PM (ca8Qt)

TRUE horror, because things just aren't right and you can see it.

THAT is the definition of Horror (re: sidebar follies.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

77 He also said that "hundreds" of claims from Pakistanis were based on the assertion that they were in fear of their lives in their home country because of their gay relationship with the same man who had provided letters supporting their claims.

If you go to the left side of the internet they will tell you it is a flat out lie that Islamic countries are "homophobic" that is just Jewish propaganda...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2026 05:11 PM (sKqQm)

78 I had forgotten about the No-No Square dance, thankfully. Now the sheer stupidity will keep me up at nights.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (GUOwU)

79 "Hudson Hawk blew because it had the the same problem as Spielberg's "1941"-

I may have to look into Hudson Hawk, then. I still find 1941 enjoyably funny. Especially Ned Beatty. Whose “never…” scene is oddly on topic for this post.

“You shouldn’t touch the ordnance at all. But more specifically, you should never touch the ordnance in its no-no square.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (kYmoU)

80 An anti rape dance video? What y'all need is some deterrence. How many dead varmints have you left for the others to see?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (r7+Q7)

81 went Apple picking last month they now have to search your car because an asylum seeker hid 500 dollars worth of apples and they now have a sign that says they will press charges on theft, been going there since I was a kid in the 70s, it's sad

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (OFAtD)

82 I think I liked Howard The Duck more than Hudson Hawk.
Lea Thompson > Andie MacDowell (but not by much)
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I draw the line at sex with ducks. YEEEEUUUUUCK.

Posted by: But Lea Thompson didn't at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)

83 67 Anyone have a picture of the Kurdistanian PMs daughter?
___

Any chance her name is Bonnie al-Blue?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

84 Instead of that dumb dance, why didn't they just use The Tubes' song "Don't Touch Me There?"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 21, 2026 05:13 PM (GMWTj)

85 I was going to make a snotty remark about how no one would want to rape the gal in that video. But, hell, if they'll do a goat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2026 05:13 PM (0Htd1)

86 It almost seems as though Labour, Merz, Macron, Sanchez, even Meloni, seem to be trying to hold off on the reckoning from the populace until it is simply too late to reverse, or until a signal is given.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (Dv3i1)
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Or they are boxed in by an ideology that leaves them unable to do anything at all. None of these people have any intellectual accomplishments nor have the done anything other than grind their way up to the top of the greasy pole. That's it. That's their talent.

No actual leadership, no results to speak of, just trying to muddle through to...something that sounds vaguely good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2026 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

87 82 I think I liked Howard The Duck more than Hudson Hawk.
Lea Thompson > Andie MacDowell (but not by much)
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I draw the line at sex with ducks. YEEEEUUUUUCK.
Posted by: But Lea Thompson didn't at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)

Ah Leah!!

Posted by: tubal at September 21, 2026 05:13 PM (Gqar8)

88 That no-no dance is hilarious. You could just opt out for the beating and stabbing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 21, 2026 05:13 PM (5C90x)

89 The only legitimate asylum claim in the USA that I've heard of was denied by the Obama administration .

German family requested asylum as they were threatened with imprisonment for wanting to homeschool their children in a Christian environment. Obama administration denied and revoked their status.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)

90 I draw the line at sex with ducks. YEEEEUUUUUCK.

Once you go quack, you never go back.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at September 21, 2026 05:14 PM (guGkK)

91 16 The dance-off at the Texas MoMe will be lit!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

I can imagine Nurse and some other 'ettes doing nothing short of pistol whipping fools into comas.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)

92 Meloni is going to try to ban burkhas in schools. You go girl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (taL2t)

93 Politicians in Finland. Is there anything they DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (2Ez/1)

94 Once you go quack, you never go back.
Posted by: Daffy Duck

It's the corkscrew. IYKYK!

Posted by: OnlyDucksFans at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (Dv3i1)

95 80 An anti rape dance video? What y'all need is some deterrence. How many dead varmints have you left for the others to see?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (r7+Q7)

Better off using a chastity belt...or better yet, a .45.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)

96 I could have guessed that

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

97 I draw the line at sex with ducks.

Posted by: But Lea Thompson didn't at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)
---
But which side of that line do you fall on?

That's the more important thing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e)

98 "It almost seems as though Labour, Merz, Macron, Sanchez, even Meloni, seem to be trying to hold off on the reckoning from the populace until it is simply too late to reverse, or until a signal is given.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:10 PM (Dv3i1) "

they're all planning on surviving in their various refuges. lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 05:17 PM (VyBeY)

99 let's go ahead and take all the young male "refugees" and give them military training and send them home
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2026 05:08 PM (sKqQm)

I have argued for a number of years that anyone showing up from a country claiming "asylum" just because their home country is awful (not that their family was thrown in a dungeon and tortured) should be rounded up, placed in cargo aircraft with sufficient arms and ammunition, and flown home with the charge "Fix your own da** country."

Posted by: GWB at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (kU0PQ)

100 94 Once you go quack, you never go back.
Posted by: Daffy Duck

It's the corkscrew. IYKYK!

Posted by: OnlyDucksFans at September 21, 2026 05:15 PM (Dv3i1)

As a ratio of size to body size, they even put the Paolo to shame...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (l3cgK)

101 That no-no dance is hilarious. You could just opt out for the beating and stabbing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Everybody is famous for fifteen minutes. Some fifteen minutes are unfortunate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)

102 That Finnish video was compelling. Compelling in a way that watching a bus full of clowns careening down a hill into a chemical factory and explodes, destroying the orphanage next door, and the clowns live.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (sAmhv)

103 90 I draw the line at sex with ducks. YEEEEUUUUUCK.

Once you go quack, you never go back.
Posted by: Daffy Duck

Neighbor a few houses down has 4 ducks. Never contemplated rogering them. I do quack at them when I ride my bike past.

Posted by: They Seem To Like That at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (Fn+3X)

104 Brad Pitt did it with a cartoon chick.
These things happen.
It's just the way Hollywood is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

105 97 I draw the line at sex with ducks.

Posted by: But Lea Thompson didn't at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)

We've never even been to Lake Havasu

Posted by: The at September 21, 2026 05:19 PM (r7+Q7)

106 89, yeah, I remember that, too

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2026 05:19 PM (VyBeY)

107
I am aghast.
Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2026 04:59 PM (2Xqig)

I am agog.
Posted by: Grantaire

============

I shannot believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

108 89 The only legitimate asylum claim in the USA that I've heard of was denied by the Obama administration .

German family requested asylum as they were threatened with imprisonment for wanting to homeschool their children in a Christian environment. Obama administration denied and revoked their status.
Posted by: polynikes

As Chief Executive, he had legitimate power to decide, no matter what our asshole lawless judges today say about this power when Trump is wielding it.

But of course, Obama decided to be a total asshole.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (Dv3i1)

109 13 The don't rape me dance.
Gawd. Now i have seen it all.
Beyond stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes

Well, it might work, just not in the way the Finns think. I suspect it will prevent rapes but not getting hacked to death with machete's.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (sAmhv)

110 Speaking of Daffy Duck, The Coyote vs ACME movie was lots of fun, worth seeing. You can watch with family

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (KyEAU)

111 "Neighbor a few houses down has 4 ducks."

Elmo is your neighbor?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (GMWTj)

112 104 Brad Pitt did it with a cartoon chick.
These things happen.
It's just the way Hollywood is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

Noids do not have sechs/seggs with doodles!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2026 05:21 PM (oPFtC)

113 Is there a Don't Behead Me dance?

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

114 I had the opportunity to use “flaming clown boners” in a conversation I was having with my son over the weekend.

He almost choked he laughed so hard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2026 05:22 PM (KIvoi)

115 The 1% is based on an assumption of the anonymous source, but it didn't stop The Times from running it as fact. The basis is many people from Pakistan are being given asylum based on being gay. It's extremely difficult identify fraudsters based on something that's a belief, with no proof given to The Times whatsoever.

They've been one of the main papers pushing transphobia (along with The Guardian). They really lost it about 10 years ago when their centrist slant kept moving further and further right.

given the success rate in applying for asylum and the success rate at appealing negative decisions, insisting that 99% are frauds certainly qualifies as an "extraordinary claim". Our news sources chose not to require any evidence to support it.

Japan rejects 99.7% of asylum applications so the 1/100 here isn't that far fetched to believe.

I don't think you can use the prevalence of being gay as a way to determine that you should only expect small numbers of gay asylum seekers. The 1% assumes that a fully representative cross section of Pakistanis are coming to the UK instead of the UK being a place that is known to be safe for gay Pakistanis

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 21, 2026 05:22 PM (sMaFa)

116 113 Is there a Don't Behead Me dance?

Don't cut me there?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1)

117 113 Is there a Don't Behead Me dance?
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

Yes. But you'll be too sore to do it after the don't-rape-me dance fails.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 21, 2026 05:22 PM (ca8Qt)

118 As a ratio of size to body size, they even put the Paolo to shame...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:18 PM (l3cgK)

I think thats Bats. Some ridiculous conparison between the erect penis and body overall. Like having a chair leg straped to a basket ball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

119 34 There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.
Posted by: Eromero

They are in overdrive traveling at plaid speed.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 21, 2026 05:23 PM (Q/FnY)

120
Give each of those asylum-seekers a machine gun and dump them back in the capital city of their country of origin. Like, all of them at once. Thousands of them per day. You didn't like your shithole country? Well, you are now in an instant army of rebels. Ready, aim, fire!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 05:24 PM (mmrXZ)

121 110 Speaking of Daffy Duck, The Coyote vs ACME movie was lots of fun, worth seeing. You can watch with family

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (KyEAU)

It's nice that WB has a nice film out. I'll watch it one day.
It's kinda sad they had to reach back 80 years to get there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

122 Is there a Don't Behead Me dance?

Doctor Doctor
Gimme the news
You might get kicked out
For killin' Jews

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:24 PM (guGkK)

123 It doesn't matter -- even if 100% are legit, how is that my problem?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 21, 2026 05:24 PM (LfiSD)

124 >>>Neighbor a few houses down has 4 ducks. Never contemplated rogering them. I do quack at them when I ride my bike past.

Posted by: They Seem To Like That

>I've never encountered an aggressive duck. They seem quite sociable. Geese and swans, on the other hand, can be quite nasty, and often times have tasted shoe leather.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 21, 2026 05:25 PM (5C90x)

125 34 There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.
Posted by: Eromero

------------

They are told, both in mosques in their home countries, and in mosques when they arrive here, that it is their duty as muslim slaves to migrate as a form of conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 21, 2026 05:26 PM (LfiSD)

126 87 82 I think I liked Howard The Duck more than Hudson Hawk.
Lea Thompson > Andie MacDowell (but not by much)
==
I draw the line at sex with ducks. YEEEEUUUUUCK.
Posted by: But Lea Thompson didn't at September 21, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)

Ah Leah!!
Posted by: tubal

youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

127
I actually believe it starts as flight, then becomes invasion. Who would live in those shitholes if they had a choice? Go to some nice place where you can do whatever you want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 05:26 PM (mmrXZ)

128 89 The only legitimate asylum claim in the USA that I've heard of was denied by the Obama administration .

German family requested asylum as they were threatened with imprisonment for wanting to homeschool their children in a Christian environment. Obama administration denied and revoked their status.
Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)
And little Elian had to return to commie Cuber.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 05:27 PM (LHPAg)

129 I guess that thing about having to claim asylum in the first country you come to is bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2026 05:27 PM (UdrMW)

130 I have an engineering/scientist mindset. To solve a problem, you must first correctly identify the problem.

The Muslims raping women in Finland believe the Koran gives them license to rape as many infidels as they want.

The "no-no square" dance will change the viewpoint of the rapists not in the slightest.

The government employees that made that video have zero comprehension of the rape problem they are trying to address.

However, I don't think they are actually that stupid. Instead, their world view requires that they do NOT address reality, because the actual facts cannot exist within their BS construction of a world view. (That is a different kind of stupid.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 21, 2026 05:28 PM (HlyYF)

131 A lovesong about a Duck's love for Lea Thompson

Intense desire: The narrator reconnects with an old flame and is instantly consumed by physical chemistry and jealousy over who she might have been with.
Impending doom: They recognize that their relationship is a disaster waiting to happen ("We both know we're never gonna make it").
Giving in: Despite knowing it will fail, they cannot stop themselves from moving forward because their emotions override their logic.

Posted by: Donnie Iris wasn't a duck at September 21, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)

132 Ah Leah!!
Posted by: tubal

youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

Been awhile since I've heard that one.
I had no idea the guy looked like the curly headed brother of Elvis Costello.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

133 Read crime statistics in all of Europe with the Muslim invasion have gone sky high

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

134 From Guinness Book of World Records...

The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:29 PM (l3cgK)

135 I refuse to click the video, but I am already convinced that it is even worse than the Vax-scene video.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 21, 2026 05:30 PM (6yK+O)

136 Yes, ducks are more mellow and good-natured than geese or swans. Swans get really mad if you get close to their nests/young, but I guess that's a good reason to be aggressive.

Posted by: Rate Your Birds Here at September 21, 2026 05:30 PM (Fn+3X)

137 We are in the midst of Judgement Day which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.
Posted by: Mounting Biblical Evidence at September 21, 2026 04:55 PM (Fn+3X)

This was supposed to happen in 1988. I genuinely wish Christians would stop getting into this apocalyptic prediction horseshit. First, it's unbiblical, second it's retarded.

Posted by: No man knoweth the day or hour at September 21, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/)

138 This was supposed to happen in 1988. I genuinely wish Christians would stop getting into this apocalyptic prediction horseshit. First, it's unbiblical, second it's retarded.
Posted by: No man knoweth the day or hour at September 21, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/)

Third: they're just teasing us with this shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

139 Hey, girls! I'm Barnacle Bill the Sailor over here!

Posted by: IYKWIMAITYD at September 21, 2026 05:32 PM (Fn+3X)

140 Barnacle mating! Only at AoSHQ,

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (UdrMW)

141 …enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

This puts a new spin on the song “Barnacle Bill the Sailor”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (kYmoU)

142 Third: they're just teasing us with this shit.
==
Yeah, don't get my hopes up.

Posted by: I mean that would be a relief at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (anL5R)

143 Been awhile since I've heard that one.
I had no idea the guy looked like the curly headed brother of Elvis Costello.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:29 PM

Donnie Iris is a cool dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (BAWkL)

144 I refuse to click the video, but I am already convinced that it is even worse than the Vax-scene video.
-----

You'd have to realize that you're literally selling your *soul* to appear in one of those "let's dance while we do propaganda videos". How embarrassing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (TN0g+)

145 Yumans are not a higher lifeform. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2026 05:34 PM (F0j7f)

146 Donnie Iris is a cool dude.
==
Its the corkscrew.

Posted by: Apparently IYKYK at September 21, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)

147 >I've never encountered an aggressive duck. They seem quite sociable. Geese and swans, on the other hand, can be quite nasty, and often times have tasted shoe leather.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 21, 2026 05:25 PM

My father's golf club had a huge Canadian Goose problem. They deposited pounds of crap thickly across the fairways, and sometimes even on the greens.

Management brought in two breeding pairs of swans, and set up each pair on their own course pond.

Hundreds of geese were terrified of two swans, and stayed far, far away.

If I am ever facing an existential threat of combat against a million geese, I am taking a few Morons, a few 'ettes, and a couple of swans. With that tiny army, I still like my chances.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 21, 2026 05:34 PM (HlyYF)

148 Donnie Iris is a cool dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 05:33 PM (BAWkL)

I've liked the song for a long time hearing it on the radio, etc.
I didn't even know who sang it until five minutes ago.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt)

149 I genuinely wish Christians would stop getting into this apocalyptic prediction horseshit. First, it's unbiblical, second it's retarded.

Yeah its the same thing as astrology and tarot cards: trying to see the future with ridiculous scenarios drawn out on the wall with thumbtacks and yarn on post-it notes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:34 PM (KyEAU)

150 Do they honestly believe some muzzie with a hard on is going to watch that?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (UdrMW)

151 Why hath he given asylum to multitudes of New Somalians, sent hither swarms of Pirates to harass our people, and eat out their substance -

https://tinyurl.com/58paks6y

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (Dv3i1)

152 The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:29 PM (l3cgK)

Useful for orgies.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (KC5Lt)

153 The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

Must be nice when your dick can show up at at parties while you stay home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (guGkK)

154 >>There are no asylum seekers leaving islamic countries. These people are soldiers building a caliphate.

They have no problem saying all the time. The question is why are so many in western countries helping them?

It's not like they will spared.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

155 113 Is there a Don't Behead Me dance?
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)
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https://tinyurl.com/yc2xht77

Posted by: ballistic at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (5aZAZ)

156 What I want to know is, is it prehensile?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (guGkK)

157 Cold Duck

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (Cqx++)

158 Of course they are. They blatantly violate asylum law. It's the entire reason Remain in Mexico was so effective a policy - because Mexico was a Safe country for the purposes of asylum, so ANYBODY crossing through Mexico to apply for asylum was automatically fraud.

Democrats know. Their entire strategy has been overwhelm the asylum system so that they get released waiting for a hearing 5 years in the future, then whine THEY'VE BUILT A LIFE HERE to avoid deportation.

You can't fix it. The only way is simply eliminate asylum completely.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (lCHt6)

159 Freedom Fest CANCELLED!!!
Freedom Fest the biggest country maga festival in the country cancelled not by the commies but cancelled because ticket sales crashed out this year. Headlined by MAGA Man Kid Rock on past years even Donald attended

Good luck kiddies getting already purchased
tickets refunded .

Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (RV6uI)

160 There is a specific Bible verse that says basically says no one knows when judgement day will come.except God himself.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (KC5Lt)

161 I see here we're talking about refugee percentages that are Muslims (which is extremely high)...BUT, what this doesn't take into account is actual refugees who flee Muslim countries BECAUSE of Muslims. Christians from Syria would be a good example (or anyone with a religion other than Islam who came from a Muslim country).

Hell, there are Christians who still work as slaves (bonded labor) in Pakistan even though the Constitution of Pakistan (yes, they do actually have one) outlaws slavery since the early 1990's. Selective law enforcement is a big deal in Muslim countries.

I'm not commenting on whether these non-Muslims deserve asylum. I'm just pointing out that Muslims are likely responsible directly and indirectly for well over 90% of asylum seekers. Some are actually legit on the non-Muslim side.

Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (dIske)

162
Oh, the refugees are gay Pakistanis?

Relatedly, a Dem Congressional candidate from Seattle has kept all LGBTQ issues off her website. She explained, "Unfortunately, Muslims don't like that shit." (light editing, but that's what she did)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (mmrXZ)

163 Hiding behind one verse is not smart here. The very next verse is about "as it was in the days of Noah". Did Noah know when the Flood was to start? Yes he knew the very day. Did Lot know when the four cities of the plain would be burned up? Yes, he was told when to flee. Unbelievers won't know when the end comes, but the Bible is being opened to those who are blessed by God to want toknow.

Posted by: 2033 End Of The World? at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Fn+3X)

164 Where’s the Ducks for Trump! guy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (BZLGW)

165 Where do I meet these barnacles? - Pete Buttigieg , looking for a good time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (taL2t)

166 153 The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.

Must be nice when your dick can show up at at parties while you stay home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (guGkK)

Necessity is the mother of erection.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

167 I've liked the song for a long time hearing it on the radio, etc.
I didn't even know who sang it until five minutes ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026

He's known to haunt certain watering holes in Western PA. Just shot the shit with him for a bit one night w few decades ago. Nice guy.

I think he is fighting cancer now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 05:38 PM (BAWkL)

168 Must be nice when your dick can show up at at parties while you stay home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:35 PM (guGkK)

'Baby, I never left the apartment!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 21, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

169 I saw Gay Pakistani Asylum Seekers open for Liberace at the Astrodome, 1975.

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2026 05:39 PM (5rh/l)

170 156 What I want to know is, is it prehensile?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (guGkK)

Elephants...it's prehensile...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:40 PM (l3cgK)

171 Posted by: 2033 End Of The World? at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Fn+3X)

2033? That figures. That's my expected retirement date.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 21, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

172 He's known to haunt certain watering holes in Western PA. Just shot the shit with him for a bit one night w few decades ago. Nice guy.

I think he is fighting cancer now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2026 05:38 PM (BAWkL)

That sucks.
I'll give is song another listen to put towards the fund.
It's only got like 382k views, which should be a lot more for that song.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 21, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

173 Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (RV6uI)

You can still go see your American hating, fag loving , uneducated, shitty musicians crappy bands. Congratulations.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:41 PM (KC5Lt)

174 large number of Iraqi Kurds claiming asylum who said they had been in a relationship with the daughter of the prime minister of the Kurdistan region

What a SLUT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (mP0Kj)

175 132 Ah Leah!!
Posted by: tubal

youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

Been awhile since I've heard that one.
I had no idea the guy looked like the curly headed brother of Elvis Costello.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

He grew up in the same county I did in Western PA. Still regarded highly there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (sAmhv)

176 There are zero gays from Pakistan fleeing ?

Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (RV6uI)

177 Yeah, her husband KNOWS its her no no square...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:43 PM (mP0Kj)

178 large number of Iraqi Kurds claiming asylum who said they had been in a relationship with the daughter of the prime minister of the Kurdistan region

What a SLUT!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (mP0Kj)
----
If that were even remotely true, her father and brothers would have "honor killed" her a long time ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 05:43 PM (FZ29D)

179 Posted by: 2033 End Of The World? at September 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Fn+3X)

You're being sarcastic right?

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (KC5Lt)

180 176 There are zero gays from Pakistan fleeing ?
Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (RV6uI)

__________________________

They prefer to be called "dominant." And, considering Pakistan is still working on getting everyone indoor plumbing, it is hard to find an open Porta Potty.

Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (dIske)

181 169 I saw Gay Pakistani Asylum Seekers open for Liberace at the Astrodome, 1975.
Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2026 05:39 PM (5rh/l)

And Liberace was MUCH more Manly...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

182 Just read the post.

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (g8Ew8)

183 176 There are zero gays from Pakistan fleeing ?

Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (RV6uI)

It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (wGerL)

184 In every mulsim country (and muslim controlled area), right now today, any adult man can go and "buy" a young boy for "fun."

But, since they don't call it "being a pedo rapist" it's not pedo rape.

Just like their prophet wasn't a pedo rapist.

And then these pedo rapists will claim asylum in the west because islam punishes being a pedo rapist with death.

But not the actual pedo rapists who rape young boys because it's not called pedo rape if you buy a young boy for "fun."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (3cUTc)

185 The very next verse is about "as it was in the days of Noah". Did Noah know when the Flood was to start? Yes he knew the very day. Did Lot know when the four cities of the plain would be burned up? Yes, he was told when to flee. Unbelievers won't know when the end comes, but the Bible is being opened to those who are blessed by God to want toknow.
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The prior verse is specific. You are relying on nonspecific context to conclude the subsequent verses are negating a specific prior verse. This is not very logical approach to interpretation. It may be your belief, but it is not logically born out on the face of the text. Not that it has to be - but as a matter of interpretation that's not a great argument. Its like - here I'm going to purposely confuse you by saying one thing and then negating it by implying something else. Naw bro. You need to redo that.

Posted by: No offense but think more at September 21, 2026 05:45 PM (anL5R)

186 Gays in Pakistan aren't so much fleeing as they are plummeting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 21, 2026 05:45 PM (taL2t)

187 178 large number of Iraqi Kurds claiming asylum who said they had been in a relationship with the daughter of the prime minister of the Kurdistan region

What a SLUT!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (mP0Kj)
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If that were even remotely true, her father and brothers would have "honor killed" her a long time ago.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2026 05:43 PM (FZ29D)

Actually... as it was said in official documents... it's not just fraud, it's Libel.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 05:45 PM (mP0Kj)

188 Can the Kurdistani PMs daughter sue for defamation? Liberace won a libel suit against a British tabloid that claimed he was, without evidence, gay.

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe at September 21, 2026 05:46 PM (Fn+3X)

189 Might want to revisit the crusades. Or submit. While still have a choice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2026 05:46 PM (2Cry5)

190
Ilhan Omar introduces bill to strip $140 billion from ICE and give it to communities hurt by deportation raids.

Will this pos ever go away?

Posted by: four seasons at September 21, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)

191 You've convinced me! I'll rape none of the dancers in that video!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammad Mohamud at September 21, 2026 05:46 PM (h7OuQ)

192 I thought Trans were fleeing the USA because of the danger.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)

193 The longest penis of any animals relative to their body is that of the barnacles. The body of these sessile crustaceans often measures just a few centimetres long, but their penis can be as much as 40 times as long as this, enabling them to mate with other barnacles positioned some distance away.
Posted by: jim

I don't like to brag, but barnacles and Mon Calamari are closely related...basically, I'm hung like a seahorse.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (sMaFa)

194 ...where in the Bible does it say that Noah knew what day the flood would start?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (KyEAU)

195 ¡Ay, caramba!

Posted by: That Guy who mutters "¡Ay, caramba!" at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (0sNs1)

196 Unbelievers won't know when the end comes, but the Bible is being opened to those who are blessed by God to want toknow.

According to Dispensationalists, almost all of Revelation is the Reprobate's DayTimer. Its a day-by-day description of what happens, what follows that is provided to people who hate God so much that they have been Left Behind and have no interest in the Word.

Which is really weird since Evangelicals believe that a very large chunk of the Bible was not written to the immediate audience but to people, with no interest in the Bible or of the things of God, thousands of years later.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (pUU4E)

197 Donnie Iris is in his 80s now. Doesn't tour much. Had cancer but it was treated and is ok now. Still makes music occasionally but is pretty much retired from the Biz. He made money from commercial real estate that his brother owned and he was a part of. For a mostly regional act (Rust Belt) with a few nationally known hits, he's done alright.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)

198 Hey, Paul! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 21, 2026 05:48 PM (g8Ew8)

199 They have no problem saying all the time. The question is why are so many in western countries helping them?

It's not like they will spared.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
Janissaries are already being converted in universities, prisons, and ghettoes.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 05:49 PM (LHPAg)

200 I don't like to brag, but barnacles and Mon Calamari are closely related...basically, I'm hung like a seahorse.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (sMaFa)

/sneers

Posted by: Lando Molari of the Great Centauri Republic at September 21, 2026 05:49 PM (mP0Kj)

201 183 176 There are zero gays from Pakistan fleeing ?

Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2026 05:42 PM (RV6uI)

It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

LoL! Yep. Nice for the retard troll to provide posts as examples.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 21, 2026 05:49 PM (sAmhv)

202 That face in front of the dancing prophylactics is enough to make me swear celibacy

Posted by: The Dog at September 21, 2026 05:49 PM (q51AC)

203 They claim asylum and the go home for vacations.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 21, 2026 05:50 PM (36x1j)

204 That Guy who mutters "�Ay, caramba!" at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM

Bro! Welcome!!!

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at September 21, 2026 05:50 PM (k1ZF2)

205 Someone with AI skills could make a good parody of No No Square with Monica, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, ? Wille, Betsey Wright, the Mondale daughter, Juanita Broderick, etc.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2026 05:50 PM (wGerL)

206 As soon as the Marxists/ Muslims take over the borders will be wide open

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

207 204 That Guy who mutters "�Ay, caramba!" at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM

Bro! Welcome!!!
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at September 21, 2026 05:50 PM (k1ZF2)

/Fistbump

Posted by: Guy who says En Fuego! at September 21, 2026 05:51 PM (mP0Kj)

208 They claim asylum and the go home for vacations.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 21, 2026 05:50 PM (36x1j

But with trepidation!

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)

209 194 ...where in the Bible does it say that Noah knew what day the flood would start?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (KyEAU)

When the animals finished boarding the ark and God closed the door?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

210 Unbelievers won't know when the end comes, but the Bible is being opened to those who are blessed by God to want toknow.

Then you can't help but stumble across one of Peter's letters where he said that the LORD will return when the last of the Elect has been redeemed.

If you are absolutely sure of the date where no one from this point forward gets saved, then you can have all the confidence in racking up your credit cards and splurging before being whisked away leaving piles of debt behind.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 05:53 PM (9Hs2w)

211 I think more than a few Congress Critters need to watch that Finnish video.

What a disgrace.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2026 05:53 PM (rg/w7)

212 It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 21, 2026 05:44 PM (wGerL)
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lol yep, it's the vast majority of what passes for game on that side of the fence. Play(?) as a retard and force you to spend all of your time explaining the basic rudiments of whatever the topic is so you never have a chance to get to the meat of your argument.

Posted by: ballistic at September 21, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

213 Speaking of Daffy Duck, The Coyote vs ACME movie was lots of fun, worth seeing. You can watch with family
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:20 PM (KyEAU)

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Found out recently that teen boys are into Road Runner cartoons. Youngest grandson compared something to Acme products and when I asked how he knows about them he said the cartoons are popular with his age group. I was hoping for more erudite cartoons like Bugs Bunny but Road Runner will do, after all it's part of their cultural heritage.

Posted by: Decaf at September 21, 2026 05:53 PM (ZNpJk)

214 Here is a story about one fake asylum seeker all the way back to 2011, when we were allowed to talk about it.

https://tinyurl.com/czppbvy6

So Congress has obviously known about this for decades. Anyone who had a hand in it should be prosecuted. They don't give one hot damn what American they hurt as long as their donors get rich.

F 'em.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 21, 2026 05:55 PM (+jscL)

215 When the Jews convert, en masse, the end is nigh.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 21, 2026 05:56 PM (36x1j)

216 The examples outlined are pretty funny, but they certainly don't add up to enough to make 99%.

Really, none of this makes any sense. If its Muslim gays fleeing Muslim countries where they behead gays, the legit percentage would be much higher, wouldn't it?

Plus, one thing not addressed is that if you're legitimately in a country where your being there puts your life in danger, that DOESN'T mean that you get to go to any country in the world that you feel like, I wouldn't think.

It seems like it would be easier to give examples of legit cases, because I can't imagine there are hardly ANY.

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 21, 2026 05:56 PM (ovdkm)

217 Kind of a shame in 60s Wile E Coyote didn't order from Amazon

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0)

218 Let me get this figured out here. So, the USA is so horribly biased and awful that gays are persecuted to the point of decimation, but all the Muslim invaders are actually going from a place of persecution to the USA for safety.

Is that about right? Because I can't imagine anything about that is right.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 21, 2026 05:56 PM (+7nKe)

219 That No No Square (which by the way is a weird grooming choice) Dance was an official project by Oulu, Finland. Taxpayers paid for that, although I'm not sure what the expenses would be.

Oulu only has about 210,000 residents (so about the size of Richmond, VA or Spokane Washington)....Only about 7% are migrants. Which suggests that those 7% are pretty active in the ole' "No No Square" touching. Only just over 1% are Muslim immigrants. So, they must have gotten some real sexual harrassment prodigies if they thought it necessary to do this song to curb the problem. Yikes.

Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

220 First of all you can't cross over a dozen other eligible countries to get to the USA for your fake asylum.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 06:00 PM (KC5Lt)

221 When the Jews convert, en masse, the end is nigh.

John Hagee confidently stated that Jews have a separate path of salvation and don't need to recognize Jesus Christ as the Messiah.

So I'm not sure what you mean by "convert".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (9Hs2w)

222 Some moslem group should do a video titled "We Make the Rape, You Have No Escape!".

Like the kids say, this would be off the chain!

Posted by: Muhammed Abdulla Muhammed, Rapist at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (6VpiA)

223 So, they must have gotten some real sexual harrassment prodigies if they thought it necessary to do this song to curb the problem. Yikes.
Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

1911. Stops that shit right up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (+7nKe)

224 Bet the illegals pour in from Canada as well

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)

225 Found out recently that teen boys are into Road Runner cartoons. Youngest grandson compared something to Acme products and when I asked how he knows about them he said the cartoons are popular with his age group. I was hoping for more erudite cartoons like Bugs Bunny but Road Runner will do, after all it's part of their cultural heritage.
Posted by: Decaf at September 21, 2026 05:53 PM (ZNpJk)

We're in the Dark Ages of pop culture in America. All heroic figures are being intentionally dismantled and re-written, 1984 style. Our enemies have known for a long time that if America is to be taken down, it must happen from WITHIN, and "politics is downstream from culture", so they infiltrated all the necessary places.

So of course they would re-discover the old stuff. Even a child can tell that the new stuff is anti-inspiring garbage.

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (ovdkm)

226 Okay, after watching the no no square performance, I'm betting there's a fifty-fifty chance one or more of those individuals will be touched in their no-no square within 2 years.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2026 06:02 PM (LHPAg)

227 209 194 ...where in the Bible does it say that Noah knew what day the flood would start?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 05:47 PM (KyEAU)

When the animals finished boarding the ark and God closed the door?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 21, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

Except for the Unicorns... at least according to that old song...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 06:02 PM (mP0Kj)

228 215 When the Jews convert, en masse, the end is nigh.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

No, just a remnant chosen by grace. Like with all peoples.

Posted by: Equal Footing at September 21, 2026 06:03 PM (Fn+3X)

229 We're in the Dark Ages of pop culture in America. All heroic figures are being intentionally dismantled and re-written, 1984 style. Our enemies have known for a long time that if America is to be taken down, it must happen from WITHIN, and "politics is downstream from culture", so they infiltrated all the necessary places.

So of course they would re-discover the old stuff. Even a child can tell that the new stuff is anti-inspiring garbage.
Posted by: MrExcitement at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM (ovdkm)

Every single Super Hero, which was OUR mythology of the 60's and 70's... has been Wokified.

Hell, even Dr. Who and James Bond.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

230 John Hagee is full of shit.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 21, 2026 06:04 PM (36x1j)

231 No. The entire nation.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 21, 2026 06:05 PM (36x1j)

232 I don't understand people who try to figure out what God will or won't do or when he will do it.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2026 06:05 PM (KC5Lt)

233 I genuinely wish Christians would stop getting into this apocalyptic prediction horseshit. First, it's unbiblical, second it's retarded.

Right, he didn't know ahead of time. He had no clue, until it was done. The argument that Jesus was giving some kind of exclusion clause with Noah is ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2026 06:06 PM (KyEAU)

234 Yeah, thanks for that Finland video...now that STUPID SONG is stuck in my head...ARRGGG!

Posted by: No Longer a Lurker at September 21, 2026 06:08 PM (JKmIm)

235 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 21, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

236 Ilhan Omar introduces bill to strip $140 billion from ICE and give it to communities hurt by deportation raids.
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Did you hear how Minneapolis found most of the applications to their "reparations for the depredations for ICE" fund were fraudulent?

Do you know how blatant it had to be to be flagged and denied?
Do you think any of the Somalians--and you know it was Somalians who almost exclusively applied--feared committing more fraud?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2026 06:09 PM (3cUTc)

237 God will do what meeds to be done when its time.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2026 06:09 PM (Ia/+0)

238 Every single Super Hero, which was OUR mythology of the 60's and 70's... has been Wokified.

Hell, even Dr. Who and James Bond.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

It's aggravating to me to see people observe this, and how it's completely ubiquitous, and still not see that it is NOT just sort of social trend - a symptom of social decay - but rather the result of decades of infiltration for the very intentional purpose of taking our society down.

You can't point to the guy (or guys) who got up on the metaphorical soap box, made their case, and convinced everybody this was the right way to go. Every new idea - and ALL of them are bad for society - suddenly came from nowhere, and you were told you had to go along, OR ELSE. Could it be more obvious that it's been an enemy PsyOp, going back to the 60's, or even before?

Posted by: MrExcitement at September 21, 2026 06:12 PM (ovdkm)

239 All heroic figures are being intentionally dismantled and re-written, 1984 style.
Posted by: MrExcitement at September 21, 2026 06:01 PM

Except for me. The Paolo will, how you say, stand proud!

Posted by: Paolo at September 21, 2026 06:14 PM (0sNs1)

240 I was at first angry at Converse for caving to the woke pseudo-mob (in reality just a handful of professional complainers who pretended to have ginned up an online outrage wave), but now that I see that Converse is just a subsidiary of Nike,, I can now say, "Good! Grovel to the commies and go bankrupt! Just do it! Oh, and fuck you and everything you stand for." Much more satisfying result, emotionally.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2026 06:23 PM (Av6i5)

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