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James Talarico Super PAC Caught Paying $25 Per Vote -- and Admitting Doing It on Hidden Camera Video
Sky McAdams, organizing manager for Texas Majority PAC, was caught on video dishing on the scheme they hope will propel Democrat U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico to victory in November. "We are paying people $25 to attend a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things," McAdams says in the undercover video. "So it's like a roundabout way of paying people for their votes, essentially." It's very much like that, as a matter of fact.In the video, McAdams says it's called a "paid relational program," which is operated by Relentless that uses software called Rally. The theory is voters will be persuaded more by friends and family than a stranger showing up at their door. "You can't pay someone to vote for someone," McAdams says in the video. "You can't be like, 'Here's $25, go vote for me.' You can say, 'Attend a one-hour class and you can receive $25.' And then the class just talks about the importance of... It's a little gray," he continues, apparently referring to the legality of the activity. "If I was a Republican, I would be pissed. I would be like, that's shady as f**k."Correct. It is shady as f***, and I am in fact pissed.
EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 16, 2026
"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."
Video obtained by Townhall catches Sky McAdams, organizing manager for Texas Majority PAC, on undercover video explaining the scheme to elect… pic.twitter.com/FKK5nEfb5B
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (eRlcH)
And good morning!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)
w4vygw4hy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)
__________
Target: Berlin
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Somali Minnesota Man at September 18, 2026 01:24 PM (7BAZk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:24 PM (d5Pps)
I'm convinced. They're all corrupt and should be in jail.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)
Because I heard the Dems are really short on cash?
I'm looking for foreign money especially... Drug Cartels... Chinese... Mid East money...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (+a7XK)
>>a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things
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How many people are on these meetings? I'd turn it on, go do some housework, and collect the $25.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mmrXZ)
I don't doubt "walking around" money is still disbursed by Democrats, especially in black neighborhoods..
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (eRlcH)
Oh, you wouldn't believe what we do on hidden cameras...
Posted by: Talarico Staffers at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (J2Jn3)
Posted by: Texas Majority PAC at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
In comparison, Talarico has proven to be a model candidate. A deeply devoted Christian in a very religious state, Talarico has proven that he has the ability to admit when he is wrong and move forward to bring better representation to the people of Texas.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (NlEaG)
w4vygw4hy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)
__________
Target: Berlin
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)
Clearly AI code sent to a drone... to Kill duh Wabbit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Biden Family Incest Trust at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: The quiet part out loud at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
*go to class*
*get $25*
*buy case of Yuengling Light*
*happy happy joy joy*
*vote Paxton in November*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)
Dunno.... have you MET the Republican Party?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (8D3Qw)
Right?!?
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (NlEaG)
Perhaps you haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: Ramsay fitz-Bolton at September 18, 2026 01:27 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:27 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 01:27 PM (2ap+5)
*go to class*
*get $25*
*buy case of Yuengling Light*
*happy happy joy joy*
*vote Paxton in November*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)
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"If you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and then vote against them, you've got no business being up here."
-Jesse M. Unruh
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:27 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 01:27 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boosted, Too! at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (guGkK)
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
*BA-DUM TISH!*
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)
Dunno.... have you MET the Republican Party?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (8D3Qw)
GOPe, a long tradition of snatching defeat from the Jaws of Victory.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Biden Family Incest Trust at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Fn+3X)
Where's a heart attack when you need one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (I2GmU)
Exclusive: Portland coffee shop reveals plan to build free cafe in Gaza called 'The Department of Peace'
It's a fundraising grift, of course.
The coffee shop had earlier been fundraising off of giving out free meals to SNAP recipients, and had rejected a check from a Jewish organization, denouncing it as "blood money".
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mnjam
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (aD4fx)
*happy happy joy joy*
*vote Paxton in November*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)
Yeungling Light? Fuck that shit! Shiner Bock! What the hell kind of Texan are you?
Posted by: If Frank Booth was from Texas at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)
Because I heard the Dems are really short on cash?
I'm looking for foreign money especially... Drug Cartels... Chinese... Mid East money...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mP0Kj)
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I’m convinced the movie and video game budgets are funneled to the DNC cheat machine. $305 million for a garbage Wolverine game??
Posted by: Cray Cray at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (7BAZk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)
No. I want her to last a good long time so she can continually nag Joe ...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 01:28 PM (guGkK)
Just sound it out.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (+drr5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (d5Pps)
Yeungling Light? Fuck that shit! Shiner Bock! What the hell kind of Texan are you?
Posted by: If Frank Booth was from Texas at September 18, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
That's for on occasion. That shit is heavy and I'm fat enough as it is........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (ccf/V)
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In the middle of genocide???
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I)
Why do men die before their wives?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (8D3Qw)
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Yet another reason to vote against Paxton!
Posted by: George Bush, the Bush clan, and Karl Rove at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (I2GmU)
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
*BA-DUM TISH!*
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
Sir, I would like a word.
-- Zombie Marcus Tullius Cicero
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
No. I want her to last a good long time so she can continually nag Joe ...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I)
She goes away and Joe is left to his own accord and winds up in traction after falling down the stairs somewhere.
I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: The GOP at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (guGkK)
Make yourself popular at these zoom meetings.
"Will this be on the test?"
"When do I get the $25?"
"What was that thing about the Gorgons? Oh, never mind, that's another video I'm playing."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:31 PM (8D3Qw)
Why do men die before their wives?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (8D3Qw)
Female hormones.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ....Night Train Express at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (Fn+3X)
In comparison, Talarico has proven to be a model candidate. A deeply devoted Christian in a very religious state, Talarico has proven that he has the ability to admit when he is wrong and move forward to bring better representation to the people of Texas.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (CWTWj)
LOL... The Bee, right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (+gK6I)
You have been on a lot of zoom meetings you funny bint
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (8D3Qw)
Why do men die before their wives?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (8D3Qw)
_________
They want to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (eRlcH)
Because I heard the Dems are really short on cash?
I'm looking for foreign money especially... Drug Cartels... Chinese... Mid East money...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mP0Kj)
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I believe we were told Talarico has been well funded by billionaire Demoncrats, unlike the DNC, which is broke.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (I2GmU)
James has raised his price for a blowie...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (d5Pps)
In comparison, Talarico has proven to be a model candidate. A deeply devoted Christian in a very religious state, Talarico has proven that he has the ability to admit when he is wrong and move forward to bring better representation to the people of Texas.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (CWTWj)
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Christians would never vote for Trump because he's such a bad Christian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (P6lWH)
James has raised his price for a blowie...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
Because of, like, inflation-uh
Posted by: STOOOPID BIIISH! at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
It's a fundraising grift, of course.
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More like a terror front.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (8D3Qw)
$20, same as in town
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (oUMhY)
James has raised his price for a blowie...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
Fed raised the interest rate......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (xvV+O)
Talarico is honestly not that great of a candidate. His policy positions are lukewarm at best. He's very fortunate to be up against the worst candidate maybe ever.
We gotta pretend talerico is basically the second coming until the race is over then we can shit down his throat. He may not be Mamdani, but he'll be a great first step into turning Texas blue.
My mom has kool aid drinking Christian women in her social circle who say they aren’t voting for Talarico because he’s not a “real” Christian. He doesn’t believe in the “right” kind of Christianity.
After Beto, I refuse to believe this bullshit
If we didn’t have so many conservatives moving en masse to Texas we would have had a Senator O’Rourke
Media says this every election and texas will go red +5 points
Beto was behind in the polls and slightly overperformed. Paxton being behind is a terrible sign for him in a D wave year.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (S43bs)
Why? Just attend the zoom event (set up a mute cardboard photo dummy to attend for you,) take their $25, and then go vote Republican. Repeat 24/7/365, and stack their cheddar in your pocket.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (d5Pps)
Because I heard the Dems are really short on cash?
I'm looking for foreign money especially... Drug Cartels... Chinese... Mid East money...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mP0Kj)
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I believe we were told Talarico has been well funded by billionaire Demoncrats, unlike the DNC, which is broke.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (I2GmU)
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A handful of candidates are flush with cash. Talarico is one of those.
And he spends most of his money asking people for more money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (+a7XK)
Ha! Gaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:33 PM (P6lWH)
https://shorturl.fm/vGa4g
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)
Ha! Gaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*Ahem*
-- Sky Masterson from "Guys and Dolls"
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
I believe we were told Talarico has been well funded by billionaire Demoncrats, unlike the DNC, which is broke.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (I2GmU)
___________
I'm always told billionaires are the evilest people alive, but if it wasn't for billionaires, Democratic candidates couldn't afford to put a stamp on an envelope.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:35 PM (eRlcH)
Beto was behind in the polls and slightly overperformed. Paxton being behind is a terrible sign for him in a D wave year.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (S43bs
You sure about that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:35 PM (+gK6I)
DJT is offering $5K, so I expect Dems to top that, or no deal.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (S43bs)
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When the polling in summer is wrong outside the margin of error...again (for, like, the 4th or 5th cycle in a row) will these people learn their lesson?
Or are they brainless gooners who jerk it to unrealistic polling because their lives are completely empty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (+a7XK)
We gotta pretend talerico is basically the second coming until the race is over then we can shit down his throat. He may not be Mamdani, but he'll be a great first step into turning Texas blue.
Yeah, that'll work.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)
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Yeah Christians are very strict about Jesus. The whole dying, coming back, being the Lord, not secretly being a woman or aborted by Mary. It's all very hardline and brutal.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (xvV+O)
We gotta pretend talerico is basically the second coming until the race is over then we can shit down his throat. He may not be Mamdani, but he'll be a great first step into turning Texas blue.
Yeah, that'll work.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)
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"Christians are fucking stupid and will believe that anyone who calls themself a preacher is a model Christian no matter what they have a history of saying."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+a7XK)
DJT is offering $5K, so I expect Dems to top that, or no deal.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
_________
I can't be coerced, but I can always be bought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (eRlcH)
Ex Prezzys are covered under the FEHB the Fed Employee Health service, which I understand is WAYYYYY better than MediMisCare.
I also did not know they get a salary. Same pay as a Cabinet member which is now $245K.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (mP0Kj)
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The second coming of Mamdani. Classic.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:30 PM (8D3Qw)
_________
They want to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:32 PM (eRlcH)
If a guy strangles his cheating, hectoring, nagging, narcissistic, deceitful, screaming, tantrum-throwing, spendthrift wife after discovering her latest betrayal, why can't that be successfully blamed on post-matrimonial psychosis?
Posted by: This is secosm at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)
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Yeah Christians are very strict about Jesus. The whole dying, coming back, being the Lord, not secretly being a woman or aborted by Mary. It's all very hardline and brutal.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:36 PM (8D3Qw)
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"Yeah, Mary could have aborted Jesus."
-the slightest of paraphrases
"I've learned more about God from Islam than Christianity, which I hate."
-the slightest paraphrase and combination of two direct quotes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: This is sexism up with I will not put at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (d5Pps)
Because he's a TRUE Texan......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (DbmIv)
Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (d5Pps)
"Christians are fucking stupid and will believe that anyone who calls themself a preacher is a model Christian no matter what they have a history of saying."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+a7XK)
Texans are just dumbass rednecks, ya know......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:34 PM (d5Pps)
Used to be $20... but... inflation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (d5Pps)
Hmmm. Seems like an appropriate authority ... say ... the Attorney General of Texas ... should step in and lock down all of the funding for "Relentless." Paxton?
Posted by: Marooned at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (W2rvL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (d5Pps)
Godspeed, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (8D3Qw)
Beach Boys hardest hit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+a7XK)
There's a kernel of truth to this, as I've seen this sort of thing up close and personal, but it's hardly representative.
Posted by: But such gullible people do exist at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ...
A second cumming with Mamdani sounds divine!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (8D3Qw)
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Waves crash unevenly.
In blue waves, red areas barely move, but blue areas go hard blue. The inverse in red waves.
This can create an effect where on the cusp districts and states get swamped in the tide of the wave, which creates the big swings in seat changes.
However, Texas is nowhere close to that swing area. It's solidly Republican. Texas is further to the right than NY is to the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM (+a7XK)
Bad news: There is nothing illegal about this.
Good news: it's a huge fucking waste of money. This is basically the same as any other online focus group - except it pays much less than most of them.
People do these for one reason... to make a little money without leaving their couches. If it requires 1 nanosecond of time or 1 eV of energy more than the Zoom meeting, 99% of these people will not do it.
I expect what's actually going on is 9 people attend these things, the consultant/cousin of the candidate claims it was 90,000, and they pocket the money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:42 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I may have another job soon.
Posted by: Boss Moss
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 01:42 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)
Most rednecks I know are smartasses
Posted by: Show that neck with pride at September 18, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM
But Talarico is way ahead!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (8D3Qw)
Beach Boys hardest hit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
We still have fast cars and hot girls in bikinis though, right?!??!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (eRlcH)
On top of the equally amusing begging by the al-Saud recently for Israeli intel via US laundering, a funny (sad funny) picture.
Some prominent American statesman said the jooo state was increasingly isolated, and should be careful with us, their best friends (i.e. endanger their very existence to humor some idiotic American policy move or idea). Can't recall who. Meanwhile the Israelis can hardly keep up with the flow of diplomatic upgrades, strategic alliances, and weapons exports/co-production deals the world is deluging them with.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)
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We'll put you down for three votes for Talarico.
Here's your $75.
Posted by: James Talarico Super PAC at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (d5Pps)
Ok. Let's let them lean into that.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:42 PM
A Mexican state. That'll win the Hispanic vote for sure!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:44 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: Greg at September 18, 2026 01:39 PM (8D3Qw)
Beach Boys hardest hit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
We still have fast cars and hot girls in bikinis though, right?!??!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (S43bs)
Nope, fast cars now get impounded by the Po Po, and you really do not want to see the average chick on a Calif Beach in a Bikini nowadays.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:44 PM (mP0Kj)
Or are they brainless gooners who jerk it to unrealistic polling because their lives are completely empty?
-----
Its the latter. Most leftists are Godless, and they've filled the place where God would have been in their life with a desire for chaos.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 01:45 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (S43bs)
All cars must meet CAFE standards and the girls might or might not have dicks, but you are not allowed to notice.
Posted by: Brian Wilson spins in his grave at September 18, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:41 PM
But Talarico is way ahead!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (P6lWH)
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In the closest we've had to a wave election recently, 2018, unpopular, bad candidate because he said the wrong thing at the 2016 convention and pissed off all conservatives while he had no friends in the establishment Ted Cruz won by 3 against dreamy, sort of like JFK Beto.
If this was to be a wave election on that scale, I'd still expect Paxton to win. But by more. Like 5 points.
Texas got a lot more red since 2018.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:45 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 01:43 PM (S43bs)
If you think I'm gonna fall for that and open one of your links, you are vastly mistaken!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 01:45 PM (SgdqL)
Not because they think he's a good candidate, or will be effective at politicking.
No... they love that his mere presence pisses off the normies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
Round them up, strand tie them up in legal work for the next year, or longer.
To encourage others to quit this cap.
(I know, they never stop)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)
1. There is no class and people are only given the $25
2. They are somehow enticed to hand over their mail-in ballots.
Otherwise, it is just an "incentivized" voter education program. Hell, they could probably get a federal grant if they claim it is non-partisan (I think that is how most of the schools and universities work)
In fact, I am betting this is ground prep for DNC filling out their ballots.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (5SewL)
But it's for a great cause, Mr. O'Spades, turning Texas blue!
And once we get it blue, we're gonna keep it that way!
Posted by: Texas (D)emocrats at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (LQ1/y)
131 I think the media loves them some weirdo Talarico shit. They're fully onboard with him.
Not because they think he's a good candidate, or will be effective at politicking.
No... they love that his mere presence pisses off the normies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2Cry5)
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Blexas is a goldmine for establishment Democrat organizations.
The left just keeps believing it and funding the candidates to the tunes of tens, sometimes over a hundred million dollars each cycle.
That explains it. It's a grift, a scam. It's an effort by the consultants to extract generational wealth from stupid progressive, big dollar donors who don't know any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)
Not because they think he's a good candidate, or will be effective at politicking.
No... they love that his mere presence pisses off the normies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2Cry5)
Car wrecks and major accidents always get media coverage.
They just recognize the car wreck...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (mP0Kj)
Well, darn! Nobody paid me to give money to the flock for votes even when it was a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 01:48 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (xvV+O)
Thou shalt not speak ill of the pussy. It's on of the Infinite Leftist Commandments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
We'll be watching?
Posted by: Flock Cameras CEO at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (mP0Kj)
https://tinyurl.com/3awm3c4m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)
Is Joe Bob Briggs still around?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
On November 4th, Talarico will send out his drag queen enforcer squads to read them a story and then kneecap the crooks.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (6ydKt)
Ha! Gaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*Ahem*
-- Sky Masterson from "Guys and Dolls"
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
Sky King
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 01:50 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2026 01:50 PM (M+uMR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:51 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:45 PM (+a7XK)
We need to turn out 100% of the "the bible doesn't support abortion there are only 2 genders, and no more child mutilation" contingent.
Bizarrely, I saw a "Vote for Al-Sayed" (or whatever his name is) yesterday in North Austin.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)
-the slightest paraphrase and combination of two direct quotes
And what have you learned, O master?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 01:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Talarico Staffers at September 18, 2026 01:25 PM (J2Jn3)
Ha ha!!
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 01:51 PM (SwyyQ)
Yes, Martini Farmer, there is definitely fun in rubbing our faces in this “Christian “ candidate freak who contorts Bible verses to endorse all things woke, deviant and Communist.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)
_________
"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - Big Bill Shakespeare
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)
https://tinyurl.com/3m6r2nw8
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:44 PM (mP0Kj)
tortas
Posted by: grass monkey at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (van9r)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Caveat: Unless it belongs to Sidney Sweeney or any other non-communistic, good-looking woman.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (lCppi)
Do they have any self awareness? Do they know where this expression comes from?? Drinking the Kool-aide was the instructions of a false Christian if ever there was one.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (SwyyQ)
But the zoom class could require feedback (ratings, selecting further topics, rating outrage,....) and that would tell them what voters in TX get emotional about.
Most of our world is now a giant A/B test, by the way. They test what stories get retweeted, and then push more of that. We are ruled by algorithms. (Well not here, here we are ruled by hamster poop that falls off the wheels and somehow gets posted in the comments.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (5SewL)
Posted by: Romeo13
You sure about that?
Although New York's "Fat Beach Day" set a high standard to beat: https://tinyurl.com/ts8hdyx3
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)
LA too. I think one woman was arrested and deported, but she definitely wasn't the mastermind.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 01:54 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2026 01:54 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:54 PM (d5Pps)
https://tinyurl.com/3m6r2nw8
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM (kX27y)
I suspect that she is heavily medicated. A purge is on the horizon, for sure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Do they have any self awareness? Do they know where this expression comes from?? Drinking the Kool-aide was the instructions of a false Christian if ever there was one.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (SwyyQ)
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"I'm not a Christian. I look down on you for being a Christian. In fact, I hold your beliefs in disdain and refuse to actually engage with them. Now, let me tell you how you're wrong about your interpretation of Christianity."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:54 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: LASue
Fitness is fascist. The goal isn't to compete with the fascists on their own ground. The more dysgenic we are, the better!
Posted by: Socialist Women at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:44 PM (mP0Kj)
tortas
Posted by: grass monkey at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM
Query:
Torta > Gordita
or
Gordita > Torta
when measured by total weight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (P6lWH)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (6ydKt)
https://tinyurl.com/3m6r2nw8
Three things on display that are common among lefties:
1) Disagreeing with leftist cant is a valid reason for execution
2) It doesn't matter if something is a fact or not, what matters is whether the narrative says it is verbotten to repeat
3) Just because I said something 2 minutes ago doesn't mean you can claim that I said it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)
The Wealth Hypnosis for Lottery Wins by Felix Bliss.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (q921n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (2UnvF)
This isn't the worst thing Talarico has paid for.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (OkYzo)
Do they have any self awareness? Do they know where this expression comes from?? Drinking the Kool-aide was the instructions of a false Christian if ever there was one.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (SwyyQ)
I’m probably slow because I’m not following. Talarico is transparently a heretic using his own words. That means he’s not a real Christian. Why is it bad to say something that is undoubtedly true?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (M+uMR)
Posted by: grass monkey at September 18, 2026 01:52 PM
Query:
Torta > Gordita
or
Gordita > Torta
when measured by total weight?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (P6lWH)
Metric Fuckton? or Imperial Fuckton?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (mP0Kj)
>>I’m convinced the movie and video game budgets are funneled to the DNC cheat machine. $305 million for a garbage Wolverine game??
The game has been in development for over 5 years, the company is based in California, so they pay the Cali tax, they have to pay for IP rights, salaries for hundreds of empoyees the development and then retaining a substantial workforce for post release fixes, updates and support.
Having said that, most triple A games suck and more enjoyment is to be had playing a 50 year old game like Pacman than anything currently being released by the big game studios.
There is a reason Minecraft, which is nearly 20 years old is still one of the most played games out there, and it was developed by one guy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 01:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:57 PM (q921n)
Posted by: Cicero
Nope.
Best scene in Scorcese's "Gangs of New York" was Democrat "organizers" crowding around the gangways bringing 19th century immigrants into New York, and bribing them to become Democrats just as their feet first touched American soil. This scene was based on documented historical records.
The Democratic Party has been the party of cheating since the day it was formed.
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2026 01:57 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (d5Pps)
Do they have any self awareness? Do they know where this expression comes from?? Drinking the Kool-aide was the instructions of a false Christian if ever there was one.
The left purges people from their memory when they aren't convenient.
Though the more frustrating one is when you get someone discussing the evils of the "Epstein Class" that then argues Harvey Milk was a good guy. He was literally a pedo-politician before Epstein got promoted from substitute teacher...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (Gqar
And sooooooo worth it.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Don't think ye can save yerself by leaving the water, beast!!!!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (S43bs)
Talerico doesn’t believe the word of God as conveyed in the Bible.
Heck, he can’t even get past the first page without disagreeing that God made only two sexes: man and woman.
Why should anyone trust a person who thinks he knows better than, is more caring than Jesus?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (q921n)
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 01:53 PM (SwyyQ)
Even better they were all Marxists.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (8D3Qw)
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
*BA-DUM TISH!*
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
Sir, I would like a word.
-- Zombie Marcus Tullius Cicero
Posted by: Bulg
I, for one, get the reference. Should we form the AoS Classics Club?
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (d5Pps)
Talerico doesn’t believe the word of God as conveyed in the Bible.
Heck, he can’t even get past the first page without disagreeing that God made only two sexes: man and woman.
Why should anyone trust a person who thinks he knows better than, is more caring than Jesus?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 01:58 PM (4KUe5)
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He pulls from the Gospel of Thomas to justify transgenderism.
But we can't judge him just because he pulls from heretical texts in order to counter consensus views on human sexuality. That would be unChristian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 02:00 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 01:55 PM (UdrMW)
----
It's bad enough the DSA wants to steal all your money.
Now they stole ten seconds from your life you will NEVER get back...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (FZ29D)
Righties get the wrong idea about the left when it comes to democracy and representative government.
It is NOT that they believe in either and just maybe feel the pressure to cheat.
They see politics as a way to get power. Who cares if you get that power by convincing enough LIVs to vote for you or just manufacturing those votes. Either way you get the power.
And once you get the power you get the money
Then one you get the money you get the boys...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
Thar she blows!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 02:00 PM (Gqar
He had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: Boss Moss
He was Black, and God is a racist?
Posted by: Benjamin Crump at September 18, 2026 02:01 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (d5Pps)
Wait, Whut?
Posted by: St. Dismas at September 18, 2026 02:02 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: zombie
That could be fun.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 02:02 PM (9FfUF)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2026 02:02 PM (Y5diU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:02 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (M+uMR)
Talarico is one such race.
I used to think that I was being farcical holding this opinion until I saw how easy it was to fake polls. J. Ann Selzer of Selzer & Co, you will recall, put Harris over Trump by 4 points in Iowa...Trump won by 13 points. It's to give outlandish results legitimacy.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (dIske)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: The ARC of History"
Hopefully they will be doing lesbian poetry readings there.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7)
Talarico is one such race.
I used to think that I was being farcical holding this opinion until I saw how easy it was to fake polls. J. Ann Selzer of Selzer & Co, you will recall, put Harris over Trump by 4 points in Iowa...Trump won by 13 points. It's to give outlandish results legitimacy.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (dIske)
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This sort of polling is about fundraising, not attempts to win.
Get Democrat donors excited about the idea of turning Texas or Kansas or Ohio or Alaska or Idaho blue, roll in hundreds of millions of dollars for months, and then, "Whoopsie! The electorate shifted in October. They all lost, and we also lost MI. Whoopsie!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (5C90x)
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
*BA-DUM TISH!*
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
Sir, I would like a word.
-- Zombie Marcus Tullius Cicero
Posted by: Bulg
I, for one, get the reference. Should we form the AoS Classics Club?
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2026 01:59 PM (Av6i5)
Would you mind explaining for us retards in the audience?
Posted by: How does Cicero fit in with water sports puns at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)
An interesting aspect of that, Selzer sort of admitted to faking it to help Harris but...no one else noticed? In her org or in the media? Yes people on the right jumped on it but the FNM coverage was something like:
Wow this highly respected pollster has produced surprising fact based results!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (d5Pps)
1) Disagreeing with leftist cant is a valid reason for execution
2) It doesn't matter if something is a fact or not, what matters is whether the narrative says it is verbotten to repeat
3) Just because I said something 2 minutes ago doesn't mean you can claim that I said it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)
4) No single position is tied in any way to any other position. Example - Lefty: "Deporting illegals is bad because any one of them could have cured cancer or been the next Mozart." Me: "That miraculous illegal can still cure cancer or become the next Mozart, just at home. Now do all the babies killed by abortion. What could they have been?" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (gLYp7)
Wow this highly respected pollster has produced surprising fact based results!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
========
Well, she gave up polling completely afterwards.
She's old news.
None of the other pollsters do that, you know. Except for the pollsters who have admitted it since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:05 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: 18-1
The Solomonid Dynasty of Ethiopia supposedly resulted from hanky-panky between Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7
You mean you believe what the Bible says?? And try to apply its message to Your Own Life?? One of those?? Aghast, I am!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 02:06 PM (Gqar8)
>>He pulls from the Gospel of Thomas to justify transgenderism.
Transgenderism is a lie, Jesus would never you to suborn a lie.
Talerico is a psychopath, which in the democrat party, is a pre-requsite for office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Homeless Guy: But your a fag.
Talarico The Fag: Ok. How does $50 sound?
Homeless Guy: Good. But first you will blow me.
Talarico The Fag: Ok. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Bag O' Dicks at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: 18-1
The Solomonid Dynasty of Ethiopia supposedly resulted from hanky-panky between Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:06 PM (77rzZ)
He asked God for wisdom, and he received wisdom. And poon. Lots and lots and lots of poon.
Posted by: Wives, concubines, side-pieces at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: The ARC of History"
Hopefully they will be doing lesbian poetry readings there.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (GUOwU)
With a daily Drag Queen show for the kids!
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (FC7F4)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: 18-1
"Cicero" is "chickpea" in Latin. His nose supposedly resembled a chickpea. Thus, the cognomen.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (d5Pps)
>>He pulls from the Gospel of Thomas to justify transgenderism.
Transgenderism is a lie, Jesus would never you to suborn a lie.
Talerico is a psychopath, which in the democrat party, is a pre-requsite for office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (XV/Pl)
=======
"He was always a bad candidate, but we had to try, you know? We'll get those stupid Christians to believe that Christianity is Current Day Thing eventually."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (+a7XK)
One thing I'll occasionally hit lefties with...
If our undocumented immigrants are hard working, innovative, and productive what happens back home when you take all of these people out of a developing country and continue to do so for year after year?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
I mean Talarico is the type of Dem that should be running in like Oregon, and yet this is guy is leading the race (technically according to polls)?
Tx voted Trump by like 14%, Talarico should be losing like 60/40 right now.
Posted by: Leupold at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (m7YgG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 02:09 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:09 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: The ARC of History"
Hopefully they will be doing lesbian poetry readings there.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2026 02:03 PM (GUOwU)
With a daily Drag Queen show for the kids!
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2026 02:07 PM (lCppi)
Rooftop launch pad
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 02:09 PM (q921n)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
THEY BECOME SHITHOLES!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (gLYp7)
She looks exactly like the type of woman I see on the news for having sex with her son's underage friends after a margarita bender
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1
We waz kangs! The lost tribe!!
Posted by: Black Israelites at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (S43bs)
She looks exactly like the type of woman I see on the news for having sex with her son's underage friends after a margarita bender
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
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Needs the Waffle House scale or the binary scale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)
You must be a total savage on trivia night!
Posted by: And I thought I knew a bunch of useless info! at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: How does Cicero fit in with water sports puns
"Cicero's cognomen, a hereditary nickname, comes from the Latin for chickpea (cicer). Plutarch explains that the name was originally given to one of Cicero's ancestors who had a cleft in the tip of his nose resembling a chickpea."
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (Av6i5)
Get Democrat donors excited about the idea of turning Texas or Kansas or Ohio or Alaska or Idaho blue, roll in hundreds of millions of dollars for months, and then, "Whoopsie! The electorate shifted in October. They all lost, and we also lost MI. Whoopsie!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (+a7XK)
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That's probably part of it. But, I keep going back to the 2020 General Election. I don't just think Trump won. I believe he won by a substantial margin. The late night early morning ballot dumps occurred in just about every swing state without which, Trump sails through. Yet, every swing state poll was leaning Biden just prior to the election. I think the Democrats telegraph where they are going to focus their cheat. And use polls to explain it to provide legitimacy. Then, when the losing candidate complains about cheating (as Trump did) they can react they way they have for the last six years.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (dIske)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (+a7XK)
Six. One. In that order.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (d5Pps)
Get Democrat donors excited about the idea of turning Texas or Kansas or Ohio or Alaska or Idaho blue, roll in hundreds of millions of dollars for months, and then, "Whoopsie! The electorate shifted in October. They all lost, and we also lost MI. Whoopsie!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:04 PM (+a7XK)
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I still think the Senate stays the same with a chance at good news out of NH and Georgia - I figure Michigan and NC both flip.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 02:12 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 02:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (7/DDO)
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53 GOP is probably the safest of bets.
We'll see. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:12 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: The ARC of History
Figures. What an idiotic thing to come up with. It wouldn't be any better if it were for paying customers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: And I thought I knew a bunch of useless info!
When I was in Monterey, I'd go to the weekly trivia night at a pub called The Mucky Duck. I'd have to take at least one other guy with me to handle the sports questions. I could usually handle the other categories by myself.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (77rzZ)
What was the year we did the "unskew" the polls and got our asses burned?
And what was the year the "red wave" turned into a puddle splash?
They've been lying so long in every direction.
All I know is, for the Dems to take the House, they need a +10 on the generic.
And they claim they have that.
But then, they'd be leading in Trump +5 districts if that were the case ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (3cUTc)
>>Tx voted Trump by like 14%, Talarico should be losing like 60/40 right now.
Here's the thing, unfortunately, the Democrat Party is the default political party of the US, it's only been since 1995 that the Republican party had any control in congress or even at the state level.
Remember, Texas used to be donk, it could be donk again, who knows.
At the rate we are filling this flop house of a country up with foreigners, we could be looking at donk control agian.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (xJpuh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (d5Pps)
Pretty simple, yet the sodomites, being disordered sexually, do not want to accept it.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away And Take Off That Dress Fool at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (q921n)
Posted by: zombie
Thanks for the clarification. So it was not Cicero himself, but an ancestor.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)
Uhh oh. I wear a lot of slacks. I wouldn't call that cross dressing or that it means I think I am teansgender.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:08 PM (d5Pps)
Hopefully we'll see some missiles from our quarterback tomorrow.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 02:15 PM (FC7F4)
What was the year we did the "unskew" the polls and got our asses burned?
And what was the year the "red wave" turned into a puddle splash?
They've been lying so long in every direction.
All I know is, for the Dems to take the House, they need a +10 on the generic.
And they claim they have that.
But then, they'd be leading in Trump +5 districts if that were the case ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (3cUTc)
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2012 was the big year for that.
But unskewing polls is a statistical lie. You expand margins of error when you do that.
To reweight, you have to go back to the original data and do it there, but no one was doing that. They were just shifting margins on the final numbers back and forth.
Still, I'm convinced Obama stole it (FL, MI, and NV are enough on their own in the electoral college, and FL had Broward County stealing things until 2020, MI has Detroit just making up numbers probably still, and NV had the Reid machine).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:15 PM (+a7XK)
2024, got texts from both sides.
This year, mostly from R side.
There was a D outfit that wants me to canvass for them.
Damn but am I tempted to subvert that ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 02:15 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (xJpuh)
What's the EU going to do without all those sweet, sweet US dollars flooding into their economies?
What's the EU going to do without all those brave Americans standing between them and the people who would destroy them if they could?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:15 PM (gLYp7)
"Christians are fucking stupid and will believe that anyone who calls themself a preacher is a model Christian no matter what they have a history of saying."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+a7XK)
So these redditers have met Mike Huckabee?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (d5Pps)
One of the charges the English brought against Joan of Arc was that she was a witch, based partly on the fact that she wore men's attire.
(Duh, she had to wear armor in battle.)
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (q921n)
At the rate we are filling this flop house of a country up with foreigners, we could be looking at donk control agian.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 02:13 PM (XV/Pl)
I believe Ann Richards was the last Dem to run Texas. She wasn't a raging communist.
Everything the left brings to the table now is raging communist. Texas is going to need a massive influx of liberals and illegals allowed to vote to flip going forward.
Texans just don't like commies. Liberal wine moms do. But they're not in large enough numbers yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (GUOwU)
258 I can say this, I have both R and D voting attached to my phone number.
2024, got texts from both sides.
This year, mostly from R side.
There was a D outfit that wants me to canvass for them.
Damn but am I tempted to subvert that ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 02:15 PM (3cUTc)
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In NC, I'm a registered Indy. Dolley is a registered Democrat.
I've only gotten anti-Cooper and pro-Whatley mailers.
Dolley gets fundraising appeals from Cooper, and nothing else.
It's interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:16 PM (+a7XK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (q921n)
Temu Amy Winehouse.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 02:17 PM (dK+Kv)
2020 showed they were already very comfortable with an enormous amount of election fuckery.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 02:17 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 02:14 PM (JrHfD)
I cannot wear men's slacks because I am of the curvy persuasion.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 02:18 PM (FC7F4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 02:10 PM (+a7XK)
Six. One. In that order.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:11 PM (gLYp7)
Six seven!
*makes stupid juggling hand motions*
Posted by: Updated for modern audiences at September 18, 2026 02:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 02:18 PM (FC7F4)
The way God intended.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 02:18 PM (gLYp7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 02:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 02:20 PM (ndZc7)
Same in English
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 02:20 PM (8D3Qw)
I don't wear men's slacks. They're made for women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 02:21 PM (JrHfD)
Because he's a TRUE Texan......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:38 PM (ccf/V)
I want him to do all three at once, for the cameras!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 02:22 PM (to48P)
Same as downtown. You don't think that paying a voter has any effect, do you?
Posted by: Vote Counters at September 18, 2026 02:39 PM (aykVA)
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