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The Morning Rant

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James Talarico, of six biological sexes fame, is moderating his insane rhetoric in advance of the general election in Texas. Apparently suggesting that abortion is in the Bible, that transsexualism is normal and in fact needs to be celebrated, and that poverty is violence, might not resonate with Texas voters outside of his district in and around Austin.

And like all good Democrats, he is lying to the voters to get elected, then will shift to his natural stance after the election. You know, like John Cornyn did for years!

James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."

What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton, so his previous, longstanding and creepy lunacy about transsexualism and children and homosexuality should be a part of his seemingly winning platform. That he is shifting to a more Texas-friendly stance tells me that he isn't winning.

Lying to get elected certainly isn't reserved fro Democrats. The corporate wing of the Republican Party has embraced lying for generations! Run as a conservative, then vote in Congress as a squishy accomodationist who is willing to subvert the will of the voters for financial gain. Cornyn did it for years, and the fact that Texas finally got tired of his sh*t is a signal that MAGA sensibilities are becoming more popular.

What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat who could run on the archaic but successful principles that convinced America that Democrats represented the everyman. It's not true, and has never been true, but it worked for a long time, and my bet is that it would have worked in Texas against Paxton, who has shown very little skill at campaigning and communicating his platform.

But the Democrat Party has been overwhelmed by the insanity of transsexualism, DEI, Critical Race Theory, overt socialism, rejection of traditional America, and a host of other sophomoric but dangerous themes. So a traditional Democrat won't get much traction. The new Democrat Party is saying the quiet part out loud, and hopefully America is listening.


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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

2 Munkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (P6lWH)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 Just like all the other lefties - campaign down the middle, govern to the left of Mao.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

5 Hello.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (xJpuh)

6
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)

7
I truly think Her Majesty spends more time getting ready to leave than the actual trip takes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (eRlcH)

8 Inmates.

Running the asylum. = Democrats

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

9 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.

Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

10 What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton...

If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)

11 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)

12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

13 She didn't say he was a GOOD liar.
Just that he's a liar.

I don't think he knows how to *not* be creepy, honestly.
"My favorite drag queen" certainly isn't going to do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

14 12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

You can never go right, voting for a Democrat.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (Gqar8)

15 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.
Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

If she were a busty lesbian minister, she'd be Boobs Miller.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)

16
Willowed

Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

__________

There are the ones who are just obtuse and those that want to be perceived as eager beavers who are enthusiastic and engaged.

If you think a large Teams meeting is bad, try the AKC Delegate list. Several hundred recipients, several hundred "Great idea!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (eRlcH)

17 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

18 The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)

19 The trick is to run hard to the right, and then govern like Mao. In the sense that Mao is dead, anyway.

Posted by: GOP at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (BI5O2)

20 James Talarico is the George Santos of Beto O'Rourke's.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)

21
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

_________

Tell them the charges were dismissed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (eRlcH)

22 17 Excellent! Good luck!

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (Jr5Lq)

23 The media likes this Talarico weirdo, so they'll say he's leading in the polls, has a huge following, whatever. As long as it tweaks the normies, it's good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (2Cry5)

24 >>Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Convicted? No.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)

25 Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Gqar8)

26 Paxton has played it smart by waiting until people are paying attention. He just won a primary so it isn't like he doesn't have name recognition and what he is running on.

Talarico is blowing through dem money like it is an endless supply and isn't getting much for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:10 AM (+fpfy)

27
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

__________

"Don't know about them white ones, but that black one is a lyin' son of a bitch!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)

28
They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)



You got me there.

Posted by: Chthulhu, Dead and Dreaming at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (iqcvy)

29 21 Reversed and dismissed. No connection between one thing happening and then being reversed. Nest of subcontinentals in Tulsa, OK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (2OBCo)

30 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)


You mean that the polls are wrong? I'm shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)

31 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

32
James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

And here I was unaware that we had a consulate on Lesbos.

The things you learn here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ixS3i)

33 >>The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.
- - -

He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

34 Paxton gets a lot of criticism as a poor candidate who is openly corrupt - a talented candidate is able to disguise his perfidy.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)

35 Congress taking off again. Just took five weeks off a month ago. They sure make a lot money for a part time job.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (xJpuh)

36 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)

37 Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

And I'll bet the final polling was much more accurate than the stuff in September!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (k5CNB)

38 Let them think Jimmy has a chance. More money spent in Texas means less elsewhere.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)

39 James is so dreamy!

Posted by: Cat Women of Austin at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (0sNs1)

40 33
He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)

41 Democrats lying about who they are, what they believe, and what they will do when elected is standard democrat-communist operating procedure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (xvV+O)

42 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

43 Paxton knocked off a 4 term senator to win his primary. I think we sometimes forget how hard that is to do.

Cornyn had been doling out favors to his supporters in Texas for over 20 years and had huge support from the Thune controlled NRSC slush fund and Paxton took him down. The idea he has no support in Texas is nuts.

Every single time we lose a primary to an establishment Republican we are told " the primary is over, get in line and support the winner ".

It's your turn in the barrel, establishment Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)

44 >>Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.


I think that's part of the kink?
You can't tell be the "politburo" (Jake Tapper's term) that was running the country while Biden napped didn't get a perverse thrill out of rubbing it in our faces by insisting the obviously dementia-riddled Biden was totes sane and in control.

They know it is humiliating and demoralizing to hold up people like Talerico as more Christian than everyone else, to have him use Bible verses to push the Communist crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)

45 If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM


All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)

46 we all know Paxton went hard against Biden's agenda and won 95% of the time doing so

Be aware Karl Rove has tormented Paxton since he beat Rove's candidate Dan Branch for Texas AG in 2014. All of the bullshit insider trading accusations they tried to make against him failed. Siccing the Houston attorneys on him didn't work. Getting the RINOs in the Texas House to shit the bed with that impeachment scam was a glorious backfire.

This next session should be a good one.

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (8uzBS)

47
Outrage is what the left has been running on for generations, but wages and benefits had a better broad appeal than bringing in various kook groups for a big tent majority.

The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (Y8DZL)

48 Who is Karl Rove?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (2ap+5)

49 If I were ever running a political campaign and some fag pitched a Love Island parody ad to me, I'd say "that's not going to happen. Get me Stallone on the phone. We're doing a Cobra-themed ad. Then report to the knouting chamber for your severance thrashing."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (BI5O2)

50 >>So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.


Yup. I would bet it's Linda Sarsour who's leading this, having spent so much time hanging out with idiot feminists. She know what buttons to push to make him appear safe and up to speed on their popular culture.

That as was only posted on tiktok, so he's targeting Gen Z.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (rOKnE)

51
Waiting for indictments of the female jurors in the Clancy case who started out biased against the prosecution...

(I know, I'll be waiting a long time for that.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (ixS3i)

52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)

53 I think the so-called "leak" is to reassure any base that might be scared of anything he's saying. This is a GOTV leak.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (kM43H)

54 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Your point?

Posted by: Texas GOPe at September 17, 2026 11:23 AM (zfkPG)

55 You can take the woke out of a Democrat's social media history, and his general election political ads and speeches, but you can't take the woke out of a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (5rh/l)

56 Elon is putting his money on keeping Texas red.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (+fpfy)

57 Dems have been unserious for a long time. Go back to the era of "normal" Dems, like FDR. He called for freedom of speech and religion worldwide, freedom from 'want,' and freedom from 'fear.' These are all things that cannot possibly be delivered by an American [or any national] government, as ought to be recognized by any serious person.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

58 2 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (g8Ew8)

59 It's about time Abbott got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:25 AM (2OBCo)

60 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.


That, and go up against the Bush family and friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (rOKnE)

61 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

Debbie: Well, aren't *you* the lady killer

Gomez: Acquitted!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (PSEDc)

62
Did they refile against Clancy?
Posted by: Boss Moss


They should arrange for Paul Ryan to wheel her out for a stroll along the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. That guy has a particular set of skills...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (ixS3i)

63 Dems are running the Spanberger campaign: friendly bi-partisan sensible reasonable…. Then once elected full blown globalist Marxist

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (mnFxU)

64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)

65 Face it, Talafreekoid is a rabid commie fag saying things to placate the Bushies into voting for him.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (Q/FnY)

66 The fact that the Texas GOPe hates Paxton so much tells me it's personal. As in, that lazy eyed son of a bitch likely fingered a GOPe spouse snootch or two.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:27 AM (XOmY9)

67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
___

So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

68 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

----

And ALL of those bail out or get sidelined quickly.

The only good people who ever get into politics do it by booting the door in and forcibly entering politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

69 The best the Dems could do in Ohio is a candidate for governor who quit her job during the covid scam because of criticism, and an ancient gravelly voiced fossil for senate who thinks it's possible for unions to recapture their influence over state politics.

The governor's race should already be over because Jim Tressel should be the candidate. Instead, we have a widely despised candidate who wants to change O-H-I-O to O-H-1-b, or at least that's the suspicion.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

70 The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.
--------------------
I'm pretty sure the Karens have taken over from the Kaneeshas.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

71 If you're not willing to be bought and sold or look people in the eye with a smile while plotting to ruin their life you aren't going to get very far in politics.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (kM43H)

72 Where is that fag TJM to back me up on this?

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

73 >>Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

Final Democrat Senate Primary polling had Abdul winning by double digits. He won by a single point. Nobody will ever know the impact the polls had on how many people decided not to vote but it seems likely that more than a few sat out the race thinking it was going to be a blowout.

Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

74 The nice part about all this is the RINO swine unmasking themselves. The miserable swine Cornyn is now telling his few remaining followers that he's voting traitor rat this time round. Everyone in the Establishment Republican Party (i.e. RINOs/Bush "Republicans") is nodding along sagely. This after years of snidely telling us to shut up and fall in line...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (5pKp7)

75 Does the Washing Soda kitchen sink thing work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (2OBCo)

76
So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew8)

77 A quick campaign status update.

As of this morning, I'm at 68 of the 150 required Easton/Weston/Redding donors, and $3,215 of the $6,700 I need to trigger CEP public financing, leaving 82 more local donors and $3,485 to close by this Sunday 20 September.

My opponent Anne Hughes doesn't just hold this CT-135 seat; she co-chairs the House Progressive Caucus, and she's been at the front of the push to bring California's playbook to Connecticut.

Give to my campaign here: https://tinyurl.com/2dr6tp2e

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

78 Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

They are equally designed to obscure the race.

If you don't know the state of the electorate you can't track the fraud.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (kM43H)

79 >>> If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms? After just getting back from vacation?

It's very exhausting being a constitutional conservative, and defending it from the DSA rabble that want to tear it all down, when the politicians that represent us keep blatantly spitting in my face and reminding me they hate me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Eng1Z)

80 'Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.'

I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Jr5Lq)

81 Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew

After all Satan fulfills part of God's plan.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:34 AM (kM43H)

82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

83 When tyranny comes to America it will be waving a transgender pride flag and promising "Medicare for All."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (hcSXH)

84 64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)


Maybe, just maybe, they are waiting until the News Cycle moves on to the Next Crisis!!!! For good motivations if they file, for bad if they just let the matter die. The public is feckless, after all.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)

85 Looking forward to Senate GOP referring to this twink as "Our esteemed colleague. " You know they will.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (bX16E)

86 82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

=======

At least his haircut has improved (which was admittedly a very low bar)

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (2ap+5)

87 All Paxton has to do is tell Texans the truth.

"Vote for me and not that weird faggot."

Not hard.

Posted by: Pray and Vote the gay away at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (P4iUb)

88 67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
___

So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

89 Thx CBD.
The fact that the polls are close, even though I don't believe them, should tell the Bushes , Cornyn and Rove to shut the eff up and vote for Paxton. Paxton may have ended the Bush dynasty when he beat Jeb! spawn, but Talarico is a lunatic who must be stopped

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (oUMhY)

90 I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew
___

In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

91 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

I put something in the sidebar...that might help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (k5CNB)

92 Clancy's former husband is doing an interview on 60 Minutes this Sunday.

The calls for the head of Bari Weiss from the left are only going to increase.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)

93
I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

----'

Plenty. It's not shallow. Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine.

But, our government is not good. It operates on YD's Corollary to Gresham's Law. Once an institution acquires sufficient wealth and power, it attracts evil like flies to honey, and the bad people gradually drive out the good, until it's wholly debased.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (BI5O2)

94 I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar
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She's not alone.

Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (DBEh4)

95 Was disappointed to see comedian Ron White supporting Talarico.
He was talking with Joe Rogan and claimed Paxton was dirty, " a bad egg", that only the wealthy have their kids in Texas private schools, and that Talarivo got his attention when he opposed a school vouchers bill.
Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (Zzk8n)

96 I doubt Congress is "on vaca." They do most of the back door shit when away from the capital city. No reporters snooping around, probably few, if any staffers too. So they can wink and nod about fucking us over when they get back to "work" in another month or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (2Cry5)

97 90

In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)

98 Paxton will win, but he needs to decisively crush Talerico so that national Democrats will think twice about funding such whackadoo candidates in our state.

Texas Republicans -- mad about Cornyn -- will not commit the resources needed to crush Talerico, so they will have to pay for this fight again in two years, and every two years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (GD2xa)

99 In the next presidential election, the democrats should consider running the ticket of Talarico and El Sayed. It's just going to be difficult deciding which to put at the top of the ticket, because they're pretty much equal in their hatred for America. I have to say though, I think El Sayed edges out Talarico. And, hey, he'll get the endorsement of Governor Witchmer, which is no small thing. She'll get all the liberal ladies on his side.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (0Htd1)

100 There is no money coming to Talarico.

He's a disaster. And the donors know it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (XOmY9)

101 Talarico is a serpent. A liar and a deceiver. An acolyte of the Great Deceiver.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)

102
Who is Karl Rove?
Posted by: Oglebay


The mirror universe James Carville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

103 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

Not part of the campaign but I would like to vouch for Darrell as a longtime moron in very good standing with me in particular. The incident in question may have happened a decade ago but this elephant does not forget.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)

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