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Open Thread: Humor
It's just not safe to look at girls in the gym any longer.
Matt Berry is a real ladies' man.The newest generation could be a force to reckon with... pic.twitter.com/Xz1adO4Ffh
— 🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 (@drinkonsaturday) January 4, 2026
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THE BLADE IS ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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... FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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very funny, mergatroyd
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2026 02:22 PM (CWTWj)
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funny stuff, but not as funny at the ends of the Eagles' and Giants' games yesterday
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 02:28 PM (j+aD2)
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Darn. Willowed in the last thread.
Posted by: Ann at October 12, 2026 02:28 PM (SHHm+)
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I like this spicy take:
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
@lavern_spicer
Dear Ilhan Omar: HA BYTCH!
Your bucktooth ass aint laughing at America so hard now are you skank?
Muthafuckin Homeland Security raided your nasty sleazy ass not because of some damn political vengeance.
They raided you because you and you husband/brother are here illegally.
They raided you because you are a spy for Somalia trick.
They raided you because your chainsmoking ass is connected with helping Somalia steal BILLIONS from American taxpayers ho.
That make you one big muthafuckin threat to Homeland Security skeezer.
And as for you saying "I will not be silenced" please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up about Trump tryna target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement.
He aint doing that to you but yall sure as hell did it to him.
What's that saying yall like to throw around? Oh right: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
Well guess what. You fucked around. And now you finding out. How it feel girl?
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
@lavern_spicer
Dear Ilhan Omar: HA BYTCH!
Your bucktooth ass aint laughing at America so hard now are you skank?
Muthafuckin Homeland Security raided your nasty sleazy ass not because of some damn political vengeance.
They raided you because you and you husband/brother are here illegally.
They raided you because you are a spy for Somalia trick.
They raided you because your chainsmoking ass is connected with helping Somalia steal BILLIONS from American taxpayers ho.
That make you one big muthafuckin threat to Homeland Security skeezer.
And as for you saying "I will not be silenced" please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up about Trump tryna target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement.
He aint doing that to you but yall sure as hell did it to him.
What's that saying yall like to throw around? Oh right: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
Well guess what. You fucked around. And now you finding out. How it feel girl?
Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 02:29 PM (kX27y)
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Norm would tell a joke in true improv style by building the airplane on the way to the ground.
Improv is largely constructed by going backwards, not forwards.
Improv is largely constructed by going backwards, not forwards.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2026 02:30 PM (XV/Pl)
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The Moth Joke!
Posted by: m at October 12, 2026 02:31 PM (odBC9)
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Cought > Sneezt
Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 02:32 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Willowed:
Remember, the NFA was always a tax. It defined itself (and was upheld) as a use of Congress' taxing power, so those who broke it were committed tax evasion.
When the tax was reduced to zero, the regulatory side became moot. It does not necessarily follow that everyone who avoided its requirements and got caught should now go free.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Problem being, they were never prosecuted as tax evasion. They were always prosecuted as gun crimes. Sentences received were way out of whack for a $200 tax crime.
Remember, the NFA was always a tax. It defined itself (and was upheld) as a use of Congress' taxing power, so those who broke it were committed tax evasion.
When the tax was reduced to zero, the regulatory side became moot. It does not necessarily follow that everyone who avoided its requirements and got caught should now go free.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Problem being, they were never prosecuted as tax evasion. They were always prosecuted as gun crimes. Sentences received were way out of whack for a $200 tax crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:33 PM (JDhDw)
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The whole thing with girls in gyms is weird.
I wear shorts/sweatpants and a t-shirt when I work out. You want something you don't care if it gets a little sweaty/dirty.
Now you shouldn't leer at someone but if you wear something tight enough to shows which sex you are clearly people are going to look.
It does reinforce the idea of men and women's only spaces is probably a good idea for some things...like the gym.
I wear shorts/sweatpants and a t-shirt when I work out. You want something you don't care if it gets a little sweaty/dirty.
Now you shouldn't leer at someone but if you wear something tight enough to shows which sex you are clearly people are going to look.
It does reinforce the idea of men and women's only spaces is probably a good idea for some things...like the gym.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
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Oh, it's nice that Ace posted a Dave Landau bit. He's a funny guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)
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Loved the second video. Kids that are 4 and 5yrs old crack me up.
Once #2 son and I were waiting by the river next to our church for his brother. There were some feral kittens near a woodpile. We went over quietly and he turned to me and said, "Mom, whatever you do, don't show your teeth." I guess from National Geographic about wild animals and I cracked up laughing (and probably showed my teeth).
Our #1 girlie is 5yrs. Very articulate since 15mo talking like an adult. A couple of weeks ago she and her older bro were arguing about her sharing a craft here. I asked her, in desperation, "What would Jesus think?" She calmly told me He would probably not care.
Over the rainy weekend she calls me about this same brother's new drone. Which our crazy son let him use inside. She said, "It's not going well and keeps crashing near me and I'm trying to eat lunch." I tell her to try to avoid this.
Her reputation preceeds her at school, as she's funny and simply beautiful. She was swishing her dress coming out of church and her father said, "Instead of her being like you I'm starting to think she's like Beth Dutton."
Our first granddaughter and we admit to having no understanding of girls.
Once #2 son and I were waiting by the river next to our church for his brother. There were some feral kittens near a woodpile. We went over quietly and he turned to me and said, "Mom, whatever you do, don't show your teeth." I guess from National Geographic about wild animals and I cracked up laughing (and probably showed my teeth).
Our #1 girlie is 5yrs. Very articulate since 15mo talking like an adult. A couple of weeks ago she and her older bro were arguing about her sharing a craft here. I asked her, in desperation, "What would Jesus think?" She calmly told me He would probably not care.
Over the rainy weekend she calls me about this same brother's new drone. Which our crazy son let him use inside. She said, "It's not going well and keeps crashing near me and I'm trying to eat lunch." I tell her to try to avoid this.
Her reputation preceeds her at school, as she's funny and simply beautiful. She was swishing her dress coming out of church and her father said, "Instead of her being like you I'm starting to think she's like Beth Dutton."
Our first granddaughter and we admit to having no understanding of girls.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 02:36 PM (hzuYO)
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So if Talafreako wasn't in a mental institution where are his campaign people claiming he is?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
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Now look - - - that’s kinda ironic. Anyway, women go around all over the place wearing very revealing clothes.. I suspect Taunting.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (KC5Lt)
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I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
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BTW remember how in old scifi movies the women wore skin tight metallic jumpsuits?
Well, the yoga pants with a bra top is kinds close.
So no flying cars but they got the future uniforms kinda right...
Well, the yoga pants with a bra top is kinds close.
So no flying cars but they got the future uniforms kinda right...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
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So if Talafreako wasn't in a mental institution where are his campaign people claiming he is?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He must have been at a church camp, convincing trannies to see the error of their ways.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He must have been at a church camp, convincing trannies to see the error of their ways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 02:40 PM (quk5M)
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When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
That is so gross.
That is so gross.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 12, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (KC5Lt)
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My goddaughter knocked a kid off the highest rung of the slide at Montessori decades ago. Her Mom responded to the scene. The child was asked why she didn’t “use her words.” Her reply was, “I did but he just wouldn’t listen.”
I’m with you, Dad.
I’m with you, Dad.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (wxsGM)
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A market in France that was established by King Louis XIII in 1615 has burned to the ground. I'm sure it was just an accident, like the Notre Dame fire.
http://tiny.cc/3jyb101
http://tiny.cc/3jyb101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)
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He must have been at a church camp, convincing trannies to see the error of their ways.
I heard he ordered a year's supply of chap stick and a closet full of towels for his private ministry with them too
I heard he ordered a year's supply of chap stick and a closet full of towels for his private ministry with them too
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
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So if Talafreako wasn't in a mental institution where are his campaign people claiming he is?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He'sin the modified Ludovico apparatus, getting aversion therapy to make him appear less weird and gay campaigning underground among our disadvantaged sewer CHUDs, that's all.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He's
Posted by: Talarico for Texas at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
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>>>He knew the punchline he was going for, but he would make up the details to get to the punchline on the way. This makes it sound improvised, which it only partially is.
You can see it once you know what to look for. But the remarkable thing is that it does not become less funny because you know how the sausage is made.
It actually becomes more funny with each newly crafted on the fly irrelevant detail, that it becomes a sort of outrageous self-oneupmanship that you get lost in on the way to the punchline.
He was a master of his craft. RIP.
You can see it once you know what to look for. But the remarkable thing is that it does not become less funny because you know how the sausage is made.
It actually becomes more funny with each newly crafted on the fly irrelevant detail, that it becomes a sort of outrageous self-oneupmanship that you get lost in on the way to the punchline.
He was a master of his craft. RIP.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)
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A market in France that was established by King Louis XIII in 1615 has burned to the ground. I'm sure it was just an accident, like the Notre Dame fire.
After a few similar fires in Japan I see the locals have started demanding the muslims in Japan be sent home.
But I'm sure this is actually just completely random...
After a few similar fires in Japan I see the locals have started demanding the muslims in Japan be sent home.
But I'm sure this is actually just completely random...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)
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roblem being, they were never prosecuted as tax evasion. They were always prosecuted as gun crimes. Sentences received were way out of whack for a $200 tax crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:33 PM (JDhDw)
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The law hinged on Congress' taxing power. It was explicitly tax evasion, not "a gun crime." The penalties were set in the law.
I have no problem with a review being conducted of cases to determine whether people deserve clemency (which Trump can do), but the rules are the rules.
If someone cheats on their taxes and gets caught and properly punished, the subsequent repeal of that tax does not mean they were in some way vindicated.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:33 PM (JDhDw)
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The law hinged on Congress' taxing power. It was explicitly tax evasion, not "a gun crime." The penalties were set in the law.
I have no problem with a review being conducted of cases to determine whether people deserve clemency (which Trump can do), but the rules are the rules.
If someone cheats on their taxes and gets caught and properly punished, the subsequent repeal of that tax does not mean they were in some way vindicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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The whole thing with girls in gyms is weird.
I wear shorts/sweatpants and a t-shirt when I work out. You want something you don't care if it gets a little sweaty/dirty.
Now you shouldn't leer at someone but if you wear something tight enough to shows which sex you are clearly people are going to look.
It does reinforce the idea of men and women's only spaces is probably a good idea for some things...like the gym.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
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That's how Planet Fitness exploded in popularity. Not expensive, and catered to "normal" people who just wanted a workout and not a freakshow of grunting, roided gym bros and posing half-naked THOTs.
I wear shorts/sweatpants and a t-shirt when I work out. You want something you don't care if it gets a little sweaty/dirty.
Now you shouldn't leer at someone but if you wear something tight enough to shows which sex you are clearly people are going to look.
It does reinforce the idea of men and women's only spaces is probably a good idea for some things...like the gym.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
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That's how Planet Fitness exploded in popularity. Not expensive, and catered to "normal" people who just wanted a workout and not a freakshow of grunting, roided gym bros and posing half-naked THOTs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme
I don't stare to stare. I stare to decide if I can afford an hour of her time.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme
I don't stare to stare. I stare to decide if I can afford an hour of her time.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (JDhDw)
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I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
Find their camera on the tripod, go stand in front of it and start doing toe touches with your lusciously sweaty man-ass pointing at the camera lens.
Hey, don't complain, sugar-tits. I'm just trying to mind my own business while getting a workout...
I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
Find their camera on the tripod, go stand in front of it and start doing toe touches with your lusciously sweaty man-ass pointing at the camera lens.
Hey, don't complain, sugar-tits. I'm just trying to mind my own business while getting a workout...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (y9nCu)
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So if Talafreako wasn't in a mental institution where are his campaign people claiming he is?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He's in the modified Ludovico apparatus, getting aversion therapy to make him appear less weird and gay campaigning underground among our disadvantaged sewer CHUDs, that's all.
Posted by: Talarico for Texas at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
He's in the modified Ludovico apparatus, getting aversion therapy to make him appear less weird and gay campaigning underground among our disadvantaged sewer CHUDs, that's all.
Posted by: Talarico for Texas at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
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One of the things I'm always bemused by...whenever a poor, underprivileged rapper is arrested for murder...with a gun...you'll find he was already arrested for illegally having a gun and yet served no time at the hands of the people that tell me we need to ban guns
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)
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Also, Elric is lucky. Nothing more, nothing less and some days it’s better to be lucky than good.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (wxsGM)
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And with that, back to the errands and chores!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (ZOv7s)
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
Ironic they are the gym being sued for letting trannies run wild in the locker rooms ?
Ironic they are the gym being sued for letting trannies run wild in the locker rooms ?
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (KC5Lt)
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I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme
I don't stare to stare. I stare to decide if I can afford an hour of her time.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (JDhDw)
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If ya have to ask the price ....
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme
I don't stare to stare. I stare to decide if I can afford an hour of her time.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (JDhDw)
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If ya have to ask the price ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)
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The law hinged on Congress' taxing power. It was explicitly tax evasion, not "a gun crime." The penalties were set in the law.
Sorry. Gotta disagree. You don't get years for a $200 tax. I don't care WHAT they say they did. Yeas = gun crime. Fine = $200 tax.
Sorry. Gotta disagree. You don't get years for a $200 tax. I don't care WHAT they say they did. Yeas = gun crime. Fine = $200 tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 02:45 PM (JDhDw)
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Mississippi
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (KC5Lt)
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Love it!
I was once a very classy fake hippie from Mississippi. I wore mascara and deodorant. Indulged in partying in my hip hugger jeans and boutique shirts (that are still in fashion) on weekends. Blonde hair to my waist.
I was no Janis Joplin type hippie. More of a Mississippi who ran away to the West.
At a party a girl was staring at me and told me I was "exotic." Which I thought hilarious and weird. She was probably a lesbo and I had no gaydar for that then.
Mississippi
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (KC5Lt)
********
Love it!
I was once a very classy fake hippie from Mississippi. I wore mascara and deodorant. Indulged in partying in my hip hugger jeans and boutique shirts (that are still in fashion) on weekends. Blonde hair to my waist.
I was no Janis Joplin type hippie. More of a Mississippi who ran away to the West.
At a party a girl was staring at me and told me I was "exotic." Which I thought hilarious and weird. She was probably a lesbo and I had no gaydar for that then.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 02:45 PM (hzuYO)
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My gym strictly bans recording anything. If you need to record yourself for a form check, the staff will come do it for you and record their thoughts on your form so you can review it.
No gross thottery or preening gym homos.
People go, people get a workout in, people leave. Amazing.
No gross thottery or preening gym homos.
People go, people get a workout in, people leave. Amazing.
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (oqH4h)
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If Jessica Valenti had been a generation younger we'd have gotten article on how it is misogynistic that men stare at her spandex clad butt and then not long after another article complaining me no longer stare at her butt because she's gotten older
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)
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He's in the modified Ludovico apparatus, getting aversion therapy to make him appear less weird and gay campaigning underground among our disadvantaged sewer CHUDs, that's all.
Posted by: Talarico for Texas at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
Huh. This one of those odd times where it reads just fine without the strikethrough.
Posted by: Talarico for Texas at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
Huh. This one of those odd times where it reads just fine without the strikethrough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (BI5O2)
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A market in France that was established by King Louis XIII in 1615 has burned to the ground. I'm sure it was just an accident, like the Notre Dame fire.
http://tiny.cc/3jyb101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)
As with Notre Dame itself, where we still don't have a story as to how it happened, from the silence it could have been either a commie leftist or a muslim thug. Both need to be eliminated for France to survive, which looks increasingly doubtful.
http://tiny.cc/3jyb101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)
As with Notre Dame itself, where we still don't have a story as to how it happened, from the silence it could have been either a commie leftist or a muslim thug. Both need to be eliminated for France to survive, which looks increasingly doubtful.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)
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You can look at the chicks at the gym as long as your name is Chad and you're at least 6'2" and you're willing to pay for dates.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (P6qMv)
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That is so gross.
Posted by: Barack Obama
I enjoy looking at fit women. I'm not disgusted by fit women. But it's too much. If your eyes linger or you get caught on camera, there could be real consequences. I don't need my wife seeing a video of me looking at some young woman's crotch. I don't need to get labeled a creeper or kicked out of my gym.
There's also the fact that I'm trying to be a good Christian man, and that means exercising restraint. It's harder when they're practically nude.
Posted by: Barack Obama
I enjoy looking at fit women. I'm not disgusted by fit women. But it's too much. If your eyes linger or you get caught on camera, there could be real consequences. I don't need my wife seeing a video of me looking at some young woman's crotch. I don't need to get labeled a creeper or kicked out of my gym.
There's also the fact that I'm trying to be a good Christian man, and that means exercising restraint. It's harder when they're practically nude.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)
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staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Swedish cars are crap.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (qjOcV)
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The Muzzies aspire to turning Europe into Gaza, or Somalia.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (Gqar8)
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The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
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Chances are they're all nepo babies that have never had to deal with adversity on the fly.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
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Chances are they're all nepo babies that have never had to deal with adversity on the fly.
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)
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>>> 24 He must have been at a church camp, convincing trannies to see the error of their ways.
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I heard he ordered a year's supply of chap stick and a closet full of towels for his private ministry with them too
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
What, no baby oil?
==
I heard he ordered a year's supply of chap stick and a closet full of towels for his private ministry with them too
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
What, no baby oil?
Posted by: Diddy at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (3mtzY)
50
Anyway, women go around all over the place wearing very revealing clothes.. I suspect Taunting.
Posted by: tubal
Eh, maybe some of it. Some of it is probably "I want attention and nobody pays attention unless I wear really revealing stuff." Some of it is definitely "I didn't think about this outfit before I left the house".
There is, however, a kind of... armament escalation? happening with women's clothes.
You've got the girls who wear revealing clothes to get attention versus the girls who wear revealing clothes in order to have an excuse to beat men down, and the more press the beatdown girls get, which causes men to deliberately not pay attention, the more revealing the attention girls dress to get the same amount of attention they used to be able to get in less revealing clothing.
What you need to do is find a way to get these two groups to fight each other openly.
Other women already catch strays from this escalation.
Posted by: tubal
Eh, maybe some of it. Some of it is probably "I want attention and nobody pays attention unless I wear really revealing stuff." Some of it is definitely "I didn't think about this outfit before I left the house".
There is, however, a kind of... armament escalation? happening with women's clothes.
You've got the girls who wear revealing clothes to get attention versus the girls who wear revealing clothes in order to have an excuse to beat men down, and the more press the beatdown girls get, which causes men to deliberately not pay attention, the more revealing the attention girls dress to get the same amount of attention they used to be able to get in less revealing clothing.
What you need to do is find a way to get these two groups to fight each other openly.
Other women already catch strays from this escalation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (vJrRc)
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They wanted Trump medical files released. They wanted Reagan’s medical files released. Biden the Basket Case Auto Pen was ginger peachy. Barry the Cabin Boy still has secrets. Let’s have a look at Sharpton’s, Bernie’s, Hillary’s, Clyburn’s and Gruesom’s taxes too, while we’re at it.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (wxsGM)
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I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring...
Posted by: bonhomme
You're wearing eyeliner? I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: bonhomme
You're wearing eyeliner? I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (MDua2)
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> You can look at the chicks at the gym as long as your name is Chad and you're at least 6'2" and you're willing to pay for dates.
I'm 6'5", but not named Chad and I'm not dating.
I'm 6'5", but not named Chad and I'm not dating.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)
54
I saw Preening Gym Homos open for the James Gang at the Fillmore West in '71.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (quk5M)
55
The other thing Norm would do is use either old time vernacular or out vogue phrasing that would color his stories.
The dude was a master.
The dude was a master.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (XV/Pl)
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There's also the fact that I'm trying to be a good Christian man, and that means exercising restraint. It's harder when they're practically nude.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
Ironic they are the gym being sued for letting trannies run wild in the locker rooms ?
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (KC5Lt)
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Woke is as woke does ....
Ironic they are the gym being sued for letting trannies run wild in the locker rooms ?
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:44 PM (KC5Lt)
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Woke is as woke does ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)
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That's how Planet Fitness exploded in popularity. Not expensive, and catered to "normal" people who just wanted a workout and not a freakshow of grunting, roided gym bros and posing half-naked THOTs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
It's also a cheap way to get access to a shower for the van-life crowd, virtually anywhere in the US. I've done it myself for multi-day road trips.
That's how Planet Fitness exploded in popularity. Not expensive, and catered to "normal" people who just wanted a workout and not a freakshow of grunting, roided gym bros and posing half-naked THOTs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
It's also a cheap way to get access to a shower for the van-life crowd, virtually anywhere in the US. I've done it myself for multi-day road trips.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2026 02:50 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:50 PM (mkw2N)
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The law hinged on Congress' taxing power. It was explicitly tax evasion, not "a gun crime." The penalties were set in the law.
I have no problem with a review being conducted of cases to determine whether people deserve clemency (which Trump can do), but the rules are the rules.
If someone cheats on their taxes and gets caught and properly punished, the subsequent repeal of that tax does not mean they were in some way vindicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, actually, it does.
They committed what society now considers a non-crime, what society considers socially acceptable behavior, e.g., building a suppressor or rifle with a barrel that is 14.5" instead of the arbitrary 16", or possessing parts that could be assembled into the same without paying the fee/tax/liberty fine/license (call it what you want) that society now considers not constitutionally worthy to assess.
If society now considers that such behavior is not worthy of assessing criminal penalties, of what societal purpose does it serve to continue assessed criminal penalties for behavior that is socially acceptable?
I have no problem with a review being conducted of cases to determine whether people deserve clemency (which Trump can do), but the rules are the rules.
If someone cheats on their taxes and gets caught and properly punished, the subsequent repeal of that tax does not mean they were in some way vindicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2026 02:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, actually, it does.
They committed what society now considers a non-crime, what society considers socially acceptable behavior, e.g., building a suppressor or rifle with a barrel that is 14.5" instead of the arbitrary 16", or possessing parts that could be assembled into the same without paying the fee/tax/liberty fine/license (call it what you want) that society now considers not constitutionally worthy to assess.
If society now considers that such behavior is not worthy of assessing criminal penalties, of what societal purpose does it serve to continue assessed criminal penalties for behavior that is socially acceptable?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)
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The problem with young women wearing revealing outfits at the gym or just for casual wear is those young women also include Walmart sixes.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:50 PM (KC5Lt)
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56 There's also the fact that I'm trying to be a good Christian man, and that means exercising restraint. It's harder when they're practically nude.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
I always term it The Whore Costume, but I take your point.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
I always term it The Whore Costume, but I take your point.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Gqar8)
63
My goddaughter knocked a kid off the highest rung of the slide at Montessori decades ago. Her Mom responded to the scene. The child was asked why she didn’t “use her words.” Her reply was, “I did but he just wouldn’t listen.”
I’m with you, Dad.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (wxsGM)
Incomplete instructions. Parents need to take a computer science class to learn about making appropriate rules for all the branches in the strategy tree.
I’m with you, Dad.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 02:41 PM (wxsGM)
Incomplete instructions. Parents need to take a computer science class to learn about making appropriate rules for all the branches in the strategy tree.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (uhVAy)
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If I were Talarico, I'd say "I'm no mental patient. I'm a very stable genius!"
But that would take a sense of humor, and the DNC removes that surgically from their candidates, along with other things like souls and balls.
But that would take a sense of humor, and the DNC removes that surgically from their candidates, along with other things like souls and balls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (BI5O2)
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A.H. Lloyd: I put down lard for the older cats because hairballs are harder to dislodge the older a cat is and the cats treat it like candy. I also supplement the morning wet food with Taurine and Niacin, both of which are essential for cats, and harder to source as they get older.
The two old lady cats are 17 years old, and are still doing well.
The two old lady cats are 17 years old, and are still doing well.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (rbvCR)
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The problem with young women wearing revealing outfits at the gym or just for casual wear is those young women also include Walmart sixes.
It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
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39. "... I wore mascara and deodorant. ..."
I will laugh over that sentence all day long.
Thanks.
I will laugh over that sentence all day long.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (NFX2v)
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22 My goddaughter knocked a kid off the highest rung of the slide at Montessori decades ago. Her Mom responded to the scene. The child was asked why she didn’t “use her words.” Her reply was, “I did but he just wouldn’t listen.”
I’m with you, Dad.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at O
ctober 12, 2026 02:41 PM (wxsGM)
*****
When our boys were 3 and 1yrs, a neurotic SiL and beloved brother to my dude came to FL for 10 long days. She is very snooty, being from New England. Our beach sand did not fit what she desired. I was really sorry about that, being in control of the Atlantic.
Her boys wer 4 and 2yrs. They caught a cold from our toddler and life was hell for that vacation. She took it upon herself to guard her boys from ours. Meanwhile the other three adults were drinking and having fun. She was known, before kids, to always have a migraine. We gave her one, for sure.
She came in angry that our toddler boy bit her toddler.Her boy was hogging the pedal tractor. As I was raised with feral cousins I laughed. Which was not what she wanted and she got mad. I went outside and told him to stop biting his cousins. Returned and told her, "he's not a biter" and continued to drink my gin and tonic.
I’m with you, Dad.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at O
ctober 12, 2026 02:41 PM (wxsGM)
*****
When our boys were 3 and 1yrs, a neurotic SiL and beloved brother to my dude came to FL for 10 long days. She is very snooty, being from New England. Our beach sand did not fit what she desired. I was really sorry about that, being in control of the Atlantic.
Her boys wer 4 and 2yrs. They caught a cold from our toddler and life was hell for that vacation. She took it upon herself to guard her boys from ours. Meanwhile the other three adults were drinking and having fun. She was known, before kids, to always have a migraine. We gave her one, for sure.
She came in angry that our toddler boy bit her toddler.Her boy was hogging the pedal tractor. As I was raised with feral cousins I laughed. Which was not what she wanted and she got mad. I went outside and told him to stop biting his cousins. Returned and told her, "he's not a biter" and continued to drink my gin and tonic.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (hzuYO)
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It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
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Speaking of the gym, I want to brag.
I did a meet and got three new PRs, all judge approved and everything.
280lbs bench.
395lbs squat.
495lbs deadlift. (five plates!)
I'm almost in the 1200lb club.
Bodyweight 234lbs.
I did a meet and got three new PRs, all judge approved and everything.
280lbs bench.
395lbs squat.
495lbs deadlift. (five plates!)
I'm almost in the 1200lb club.
Bodyweight 234lbs.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:53 PM (mkw2N)
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The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
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Chances are they're all nepo babies that have never had to deal with adversity on the fly.
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)
Which is more evidence that his campaign is more a plot to solicit out of state contributions for people to steal than a serious attempt to get a Senator.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
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Chances are they're all nepo babies that have never had to deal with adversity on the fly.
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)
Which is more evidence that his campaign is more a plot to solicit out of state contributions for people to steal than a serious attempt to get a Senator.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:53 PM (uhVAy)
72
IIRC building muscle is associated with longevity, and getting sufficient cardio with quality of life in later years
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
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67 39. "... I wore mascara and deodorant. ..."
I will laugh over that sentence all day long.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (NFX2v)
*******
The mascara was on the armpit hair, and deodorant on my lovely eyelashes. Which is the secret to long and thick eyelashes.
For clarity.
I will laugh over that sentence all day long.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (NFX2v)
*******
The mascara was on the armpit hair, and deodorant on my lovely eyelashes. Which is the secret to long and thick eyelashes.
For clarity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (hzuYO)
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There's also the fact that I'm trying to be a good Christian man, and that means exercising restraint. It's harder when they're practically nude.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
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Where are the parents? I'm continually shocked at what parents let their underage girls wear out in public. They look like strippers or whores. I feel gross and dirty just being in the same vicinity.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM
Our pastor has had to give a hard sermon on what young people are wearing to church. Some of the young ladies think church attire and stripper outfits are the same.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 12, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
______
Where are the parents? I'm continually shocked at what parents let their underage girls wear out in public. They look like strippers or whores. I feel gross and dirty just being in the same vicinity.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
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The only reason to wear your underwear as outerwear at the gym is because you're a ho bag. A tshirt and shorts isn't rocket science.
Posted by: nckate at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (enNUy)
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It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
77
Well, now I'm adding "buy a gym popular with tiktok and only fans THOTs just so I can mock them, and invite other Morons to do the same" to my mega-lottery win shopping list.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (3mtzY)
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76 It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
One word - overalls.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
One word - overalls.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)
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It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1
I mean... you got to wear something to prevent heat rash from your thighs chafing.
Not wearing a long tunic over top of that is the travesty.
Posted by: 18-1
I mean... you got to wear something to prevent heat rash from your thighs chafing.
Not wearing a long tunic over top of that is the travesty.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (vJrRc)
80
Best Norm And Jerry was The Gentile Jokes.
Jerry said you have to be Jewish to get the punchlines.
Jerry said you have to be Jewish to get the punchlines.
Posted by: Gentile Ben at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (NkqBW)
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Still here? Bold, coming from another fake Indian.
Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
·
4h
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, Minnesota!
We are resilient, we care for each other, and we are still here.
Still here? Bold, coming from another fake Indian.
Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
·
4h
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, Minnesota!
We are resilient, we care for each other, and we are still here.
Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (kX27y)
82
Walking home from kindergarten I was jumped by two older Indian( feather) kids trying to take my bag of candy. They didn't get the candy but I was unable to hand out the justice they deserved.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (KC5Lt)
83
I'm almost in the 1200lb club.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:53 PM (mkw2N)
You could get that in a weekend in Bremerton.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:53 PM (mkw2N)
You could get that in a weekend in Bremerton.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 02:57 PM (dK+Kv)
84
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
I will say I'm at a normal weight and average height and even I have trouble finding pants because quality control is crap.
Oh this pair is too loose, grab a smaller size and...this pair is more loose HOW DOES THIS MATH WORK?
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
I will say I'm at a normal weight and average height and even I have trouble finding pants because quality control is crap.
Oh this pair is too loose, grab a smaller size and...this pair is more loose HOW DOES THIS MATH WORK?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
85
IIRC building muscle is associated with longevity, and getting sufficient cardio with quality of life in later years
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
Aside from the roiders who drop dead at 42 or something. But sure, someone who works out is likely to be outside the high risk super obese crowd.
Saw a roundup of the fat influencers who were big just a few years back, and a surprising number of them are dead and they weren't old.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
Aside from the roiders who drop dead at 42 or something. But sure, someone who works out is likely to be outside the high risk super obese crowd.
Saw a roundup of the fat influencers who were big just a few years back, and a surprising number of them are dead and they weren't old.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)
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82 Walking home from kindergarten I was jumped by two older Indian( feather) kids trying to take my bag of candy. They didn't get the candy but I was unable to hand out the justice they deserved.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (KC5Lt)
I am assuming they weren’t Comanche, you being here and all.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (KC5Lt)
I am assuming they weren’t Comanche, you being here and all.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar8)
87
One word - overalls.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
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Oh this pair is too loose, grab a smaller size and...this pair is more loose HOW DOES THIS MATH WORK?
Posted by: 18-1
Also this
Posted by: 18-1
Also this
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc)
89
We are resilient, we care for each other, and we are still here.
Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (kX27y)
They're fragile and self-centered. As for the last part... canal duty. Not here, not near, get used to it!
Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (kX27y)
They're fragile and self-centered. As for the last part... canal duty. Not here, not near, get used to it!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
90
It is amusing that yoga pants got popular at a time when half the population is obese.
Posted by: 18-1
Cuts down on the skid marks too.
Posted by: 18-1
Cuts down on the skid marks too.
Posted by: Fatty McFat at October 12, 2026 02:59 PM (NkqBW)
91
Saw a roundup of the fat influencers who were big just a few years back, and a surprising number of them are dead and they weren't old.
I like the phrasing
I like the phrasing
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)
92
A tshirt and shorts isn't rocket science.
Posted by: nckate
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* treads carefully *
Regardless of male or female, if you're doing abs, with lots of floor work, it's all but impossible to stay put together if wearing t-shirt and shorts.
Posted by: nckate
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* treads carefully *
Regardless of male or female, if you're doing abs, with lots of floor work, it's all but impossible to stay put together if wearing t-shirt and shorts.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 12, 2026 02:59 PM (LmsJU)
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87 One word - overalls.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar8)
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I always term it The Whore Costume, but I take your point.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Gqar
The Swiss Guard at the Vatican will disallow a woman to enter St. Peter's unless her shoulders, midriff, and knees are covered. IDK why all Churches don't do that. You aren't there to titillate.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Gqar
The Swiss Guard at the Vatican will disallow a woman to enter St. Peter's unless her shoulders, midriff, and knees are covered. IDK why all Churches don't do that. You aren't there to titillate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (2SSbU)
95
Where are the parents? I'm continually shocked at what parents let their underage girls wear out in public. They look like strippers or whores. I feel gross and dirty just being in the same vicinity.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Often enough the parents are wearing the 45+ version of the same style outfits.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Often enough the parents are wearing the 45+ version of the same style outfits.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (uhVAy)
96
> I will say I'm at a normal weight and average height and even I have trouble finding pants because quality control is crap.
I feel for the ladies because there is so much more variability in your waist/hip/thigh/inseam dimensions. You've got to go through a lot to find the pants that fit properly.
I feel for the ladies because there is so much more variability in your waist/hip/thigh/inseam dimensions. You've got to go through a lot to find the pants that fit properly.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (mkw2N)
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The Swiss Guard at the Vatican will disallow a woman to enter St. Peter's unless her shoulders, midriff, and knees are covered. IDK why all Churches don't do that. You aren't there to titillate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (2SSbU)
I presume the areas *between* the areas you mention are also covered? Otherwise the Swiss Guards are running a racket...
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (2SSbU)
I presume the areas *between* the areas you mention are also covered? Otherwise the Swiss Guards are running a racket...
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)
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Regardless of male or female, if you're doing abs, with lots of floor work, it's all but impossible to stay put together if wearing t-shirt and shorts.
running shorts, tech tee. solid athletic bra under that. I can roll around with ease and nothing showing lol.
anyway Shane was funny! proud of my homie. he stood up there among those STIFFS and brought it! good man
running shorts, tech tee. solid athletic bra under that. I can roll around with ease and nothing showing lol.
anyway Shane was funny! proud of my homie. he stood up there among those STIFFS and brought it! good man
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)
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I was never able to get to the magic 300 on the bench. 295 in my 30's was personal best then I quit lifting for max.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (KC5Lt)
100
My teenager dresses modestly, thank G-d. Like a total weirdo, but a modest weirdo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (BI5O2)
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In April, I think Ilhan called World War II, "World War eleven"...
@alx 2h
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
@alx 2h
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
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Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
*Thumds up*
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
*Thumds up*
Posted by: Zombie Dom DeLouise at October 12, 2026 03:02 PM (zcI95)
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@alx 2h
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (aKiSo)
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32 So if Talafreako wasn't in a mental institution where are his campaign people claiming he is?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
_____________________
Still think this is being blown way out of proportion. He was likely prepping for the Debate he immediately requested upon showing back up in public.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
_____________________
Still think this is being blown way out of proportion. He was likely prepping for the Debate he immediately requested upon showing back up in public.
Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (dIske)
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100 My teenager dresses modestly, thank G-d. Like a total weirdo, but a modest weirdo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (BI5O2)
You’re blessed with a girl that has good sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (BI5O2)
You’re blessed with a girl that has good sense.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (Gqar8)
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running shorts, tech tee. solid athletic bra under that. I can roll around with ease and nothing showing lol.
anyway Shane was funny! proud of my homie. he stood up there among those STIFFS and brought it! good man
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)
You can wear your tights/sweats *under* some shorts and a loose top and cover the bases.
anyway Shane was funny! proud of my homie. he stood up there among those STIFFS and brought it! good man
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)
You can wear your tights/sweats *under* some shorts and a loose top and cover the bases.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (uhVAy)
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The fact that they didn't have a story ready within half an hour of whatever happened happening and instead hid in a bunker for 12 days or whatever is pretty telling -- he and his staffers are total fuckups.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
I laid it out earlier: the first three days it is the 'flu, the next 3 days correct it to "norovirus" and then move to "passing a kidney stone" and the loveable chucklehead was so stubborn to keep working he refused to tell anyone about the pain until he was on his back.
Then if it drags on, just let it be known that there are some lingering symptoms, and put out the rumor or unverified report from an unnamed staffer that the campaign is waiting on him to stop pissing blood.
Easy peasy, and completely believable.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
I laid it out earlier: the first three days it is the 'flu, the next 3 days correct it to "norovirus" and then move to "passing a kidney stone" and the loveable chucklehead was so stubborn to keep working he refused to tell anyone about the pain until he was on his back.
Then if it drags on, just let it be known that there are some lingering symptoms, and put out the rumor or unverified report from an unnamed staffer that the campaign is waiting on him to stop pissing blood.
Easy peasy, and completely believable.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)
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I am assuming they weren’t Comanche, you being here and all.
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar
Heh. Likely Sioux .
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar
Heh. Likely Sioux .
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (KC5Lt)
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Regardless of male or female, if you're doing abs, with lots of floor work, it's all but impossible to stay put together if wearing t-shirt and shorts.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
When I was going to the gym, I'd wear layers. Tight leggings with shorts on top of them, and... a loose sleeveless tshirt with a high neckline over a sports bra, IIRC.
But I was more concerned with a) chafing prevention and b) offending other people's eyes with my lack of fitness than getting attention.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
When I was going to the gym, I'd wear layers. Tight leggings with shorts on top of them, and... a loose sleeveless tshirt with a high neckline over a sports bra, IIRC.
But I was more concerned with a) chafing prevention and b) offending other people's eyes with my lack of fitness than getting attention.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (vJrRc)
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> I was never able to get to the magic 300 on the bench. 295 in my 30's was personal best then I quit lifting for max.
I want to get to a three plate bench so badly. I've only been lifting for three years and I'm seeing solid progress. But I'm tall and I'm 49. I don't know if I'll get there.
I want to get to a three plate bench so badly. I've only been lifting for three years and I'm seeing solid progress. But I'm tall and I'm 49. I don't know if I'll get there.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (mkw2N)
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From the Tech Thread:
8 Not sure why, I use two browsers on my phone, Excite and Crome. The adds are heavy here on Crome but have negated them on Excite.. on my tablet use Excite mostly as well.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)
I have Chrome and Brave on my phone, to keep things a little separate, since even with tab groups it's still more awkward than desktop. So I use Brave (the more secure browser) for "adult content" like news and politics, and when I want to relax, I shut it down. I only use Chrome for webnovels (mostly Royal Road) and, inexplicably, looking at Tiny Homes. I'm not even in the market; I just find them fascinating.
8 Not sure why, I use two browsers on my phone, Excite and Crome. The adds are heavy here on Crome but have negated them on Excite.. on my tablet use Excite mostly as well.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)
I have Chrome and Brave on my phone, to keep things a little separate, since even with tab groups it's still more awkward than desktop. So I use Brave (the more secure browser) for "adult content" like news and politics, and when I want to relax, I shut it down. I only use Chrome for webnovels (mostly Royal Road) and, inexplicably, looking at Tiny Homes. I'm not even in the market; I just find them fascinating.
Posted by: SciVo at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (ke3zm)
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I think this is the crux of the investigation:
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Did you know there is NO RECORD of Ilhan Omar's father becoming an American Citizen? The documents are all ‘missing.’ That brings into question whether Illhan herself was EVER legally a U.S. citizen.
The coverup goes deep.
Alpha News Reporter Liz Collin details the damning allegations against Omar's father:
Omar’s family entered the United States as refugees in 1995.
Her father reportedly became eligible to apply for citizenship in 2000, following the five-year residency requirement.
Federal records searches failed to locate her father’s naturalization documents.
Omar says she obtained citizenship at 17, but older Minnesota records listed a 1981 birth year, which would have made her 18 or 19 in 2000. Investigators are examining whether Omar legally qualified to obtain citizenship through her father while still a minor. Now we're finding out the records may not even exist.
If Omar's father was never a citizen and Ilhan lied about her age during the naturalization process Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud under the law and must be deported.
Incredible work,
@lizcollin
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Did you know there is NO RECORD of Ilhan Omar's father becoming an American Citizen? The documents are all ‘missing.’ That brings into question whether Illhan herself was EVER legally a U.S. citizen.
The coverup goes deep.
Alpha News Reporter Liz Collin details the damning allegations against Omar's father:
Omar’s family entered the United States as refugees in 1995.
Her father reportedly became eligible to apply for citizenship in 2000, following the five-year residency requirement.
Federal records searches failed to locate her father’s naturalization documents.
Omar says she obtained citizenship at 17, but older Minnesota records listed a 1981 birth year, which would have made her 18 or 19 in 2000. Investigators are examining whether Omar legally qualified to obtain citizenship through her father while still a minor. Now we're finding out the records may not even exist.
If Omar's father was never a citizen and Ilhan lied about her age during the naturalization process Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud under the law and must be deported.
Incredible work,
@lizcollin
Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (kX27y)
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You can wear your tights/sweats *under* some shorts and a loose top and cover the bases.
yep exactly
World War Eleven was a joke, making fun of Ilhan. I guess she said that (reading aloud her teleprompter) instead of World War TWO
yep exactly
World War Eleven was a joke, making fun of Ilhan. I guess she said that (reading aloud her teleprompter) instead of World War TWO
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)
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"Amusing" isn't the word I'd use for it.
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
One word - overalls.
Ya know the shiny cloth they cover the car with when they're getting ready to reveal a new car model?
More like... grotesque?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2026 02:52 PM (oPFtC)
They were always popular among that set. It's hard to find enough regular pants when you gyrate up and down 50+ pounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
One word - overalls.
Ya know the shiny cloth they cover the car with when they're getting ready to reveal a new car model?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
115
Last time i tried a bench press was in middle school for gym class, and i put up 130. Which i suppose was pretty good being 10 lbs more than my body weight at the time.
So i never did it again.
So i never did it again.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:05 PM (aKiSo)
116
I was always small and wore glasses. I was frequently a target of obnoxious kids. I also took very little crap, and spent many an afternoon in the principal's office. Didn't help when my little brother told people "My sister can whip your ass." Then I'd have to do so, and then beat hell out of him, and then I caught hell from both the school and my parents. That went on until about fifth grade.
Nobody ever said anything about "bullies" back then. It was seriously sink or swim. Eventually, I stopped throwing down and fired up the snark. Much more satisfying, and usually the idiot bullies didn't even get the joke, although everyone else did.
I also threatened hot death to my brother for inciting. He finally got the message and realized it wasn't all that manly to have his sister do his dirty work. Little shit.
Nobody ever said anything about "bullies" back then. It was seriously sink or swim. Eventually, I stopped throwing down and fired up the snark. Much more satisfying, and usually the idiot bullies didn't even get the joke, although everyone else did.
I also threatened hot death to my brother for inciting. He finally got the message and realized it wasn't all that manly to have his sister do his dirty work. Little shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:05 PM (2SSbU)
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Ya know the shiny cloth they cover the car with when they're getting ready to reveal a new car model?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
A tarp?
That works.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
A tarp?
That works.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)
118
I was never able to get to the magic 300 on the bench. 295 in my 30's was personal best then I quit lifting for max.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (KC5Lt)
____
I hovered in the high-200s range for a long time, but couldn't break through. Then one day, I just monstered it all the way to 330. It was just one press, but it was a press. I figured it was mental.
But ... I never was able to do it again. I was able to squeeze over 300, maybe 310 or so, but never got to 330 again.
I've been assured by "experts" that this can't happen, but it did.
I don't lift for power any more.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (KC5Lt)
____
I hovered in the high-200s range for a long time, but couldn't break through. Then one day, I just monstered it all the way to 330. It was just one press, but it was a press. I figured it was mental.
But ... I never was able to do it again. I was able to squeeze over 300, maybe 310 or so, but never got to 330 again.
I've been assured by "experts" that this can't happen, but it did.
I don't lift for power any more.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
119
staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (qjOcV)
Yes, since Tata bought them. I really am more of a Tata type anyways.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (qjOcV)
Yes, since Tata bought them. I really am more of a Tata type anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (rbvCR)
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The best rumor I'm hearing:
Trump's justice department is letting everyone think the Ilian Omar thing is about immigration fraud with her brother. But it's really about all the kickbacks from the Somali fraud community.
Apparently, they have the receipts, and are waiting for the left to exhaust themselves screaming about "online conspiracy bros" before they drop the other shoe.
Trump's justice department is letting everyone think the Ilian Omar thing is about immigration fraud with her brother. But it's really about all the kickbacks from the Somali fraud community.
Apparently, they have the receipts, and are waiting for the left to exhaust themselves screaming about "online conspiracy bros" before they drop the other shoe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (DJAE9)
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103 @alx 2h
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (aKiSo)
It's true!
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (aKiSo)
It's true!
Posted by: m at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (odBC9)
122
I'm now reminded of some influencer popular on this smart military blog who wore only a pair of overalls and was still very...jiggly.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)
123
Bwahahahahahahaha!
YOU MAKE THE CALL: With the NFL season in full swing, college football cruising along and the MLB playoffs concluding, we now get to see if Angel Reese can pack a 3,500-seat arena in Atlanta for the WNBA Finals, which start Saturday in California.
Why is Atlanta playing in a glorified high school gym? Angel's team couldn't get State Farm Arena. It's booked.
https://tinyurl.com/52tdn99u
YOU MAKE THE CALL: With the NFL season in full swing, college football cruising along and the MLB playoffs concluding, we now get to see if Angel Reese can pack a 3,500-seat arena in Atlanta for the WNBA Finals, which start Saturday in California.
Why is Atlanta playing in a glorified high school gym? Angel's team couldn't get State Farm Arena. It's booked.
https://tinyurl.com/52tdn99u
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (JDhDw)
124
I guess she said that (reading aloud her teleprompter) instead of World War TWO
Posted by: Black Orchid (
Yeah, pro-tip for teleprompters and narration scripts: spell out all the numbers and put spaces in between the letters of acronyms. When you are concentrating on reading, acronyms and numerals will trip you up and make awkward pauses.
Posted by: Black Orchid (
Yeah, pro-tip for teleprompters and narration scripts: spell out all the numbers and put spaces in between the letters of acronyms. When you are concentrating on reading, acronyms and numerals will trip you up and make awkward pauses.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)
125
> Last time i tried a bench press was in middle school for gym class
Freeweights? I never had a general gym class in middle school or high school that had us do freeweights. I did do an elective weight training class in high school that taught me the lifts.
Freeweights? I never had a general gym class in middle school or high school that had us do freeweights. I did do an elective weight training class in high school that taught me the lifts.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 03:09 PM (mkw2N)
126
I do recall growing up bullies were a pretty normal part of growing up.
Then the anti-bullying thing started up as explicitly "don't bully gay kids".
I got my ass handed to me a few times for being too good at school work and my understanding is in crappy schools this is still the norm...
Then the anti-bullying thing started up as explicitly "don't bully gay kids".
I got my ass handed to me a few times for being too good at school work and my understanding is in crappy schools this is still the norm...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)
127
staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
The 2021 Moose Knuckle never caught on.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
The 2021 Moose Knuckle never caught on.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (JDhDw)
128
So all of this talk about women dressing provocatively at the gym fails to mention the one fashion faux pas that turns my stomach. There is a certain subset of men who wear gym shorts but no undies, and when they are working out, somehow their junk manages to slide out one leg or the other. I know they do it on purpose, but honestly, do they think women need to see that?
It was the reason I quit going to the Y in Madison. There were at least two of those perverts that were always there. Ack.
It was the reason I quit going to the Y in Madison. There were at least two of those perverts that were always there. Ack.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (2SSbU)
129
I know people can dress how they like, even if it is disgusting.
What I don't get is if you dress like a whore why are you surprised you get treated like a whore.
I know people can dress how they like, even if it is disgusting.
What I don't get is if you dress like a whore why are you surprised you get treated like a whore.
Posted by: four seasons at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (/QHx4)
130
Some Federal female bi dung judge from Uruguay is grinding on Trump lawyers because 430 trees were cut without anyone asking her permission.
Posted by: torabora at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (Wt1Rs)
131
As with Notre Dame itself, where we still don't have a story as to how it happened, from the silence it could have been either a commie leftist or a muslim thug. Both need to be eliminated for France to survive, which looks increasingly doubtful.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)
*********
As much as the French irritate me, they are part of my DNA. It is sad to see culture vanish in our lifetime.
I saw a video of a muslim in white garb on the roof of Notre Dame during the start of the fire.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
As with Notre Dame itself, where we still don't have a story as to how it happened, from the silence it could have been either a commie leftist or a muslim thug. Both need to be eliminated for France to survive, which looks increasingly doubtful.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)
*********
As much as the French irritate me, they are part of my DNA. It is sad to see culture vanish in our lifetime.
I saw a video of a muslim in white garb on the roof of Notre Dame during the start of the fire.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
132
staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (qjOcV)
Yes, since Tata bought them. I really am more of a Tata type anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (rbvCR)
___________
Geely (China) owns Volvo. Bought it from Ford, IIRC.
Swedish cars are crap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 02:47 PM (qjOcV)
Yes, since Tata bought them. I really am more of a Tata type anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:07 PM (rbvCR)
___________
Geely (China) owns Volvo. Bought it from Ford, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
133
but a modest weirdo.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 03:11 PM (xGaKZ)
134
Bwahahahahahahaha!
YOU MAKE THE CALL: With the NFL season in full swing, college football cruising along and the MLB playoffs concluding, we now get to see if Angel Reese can pack a 3,500-seat arena in Atlanta for the WNBA Finals, which start Saturday in California.
Why is Atlanta playing in a glorified high school gym? Angel's team couldn't get State Farm Arena. It's booked.
https://tinyurl.com/52tdn99u
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (JDhDw)
answer: No, she can't. Because all interest in the WNBA playoff drops to zero once Caitlin Clark's team is bounced out. Happens every year.
YOU MAKE THE CALL: With the NFL season in full swing, college football cruising along and the MLB playoffs concluding, we now get to see if Angel Reese can pack a 3,500-seat arena in Atlanta for the WNBA Finals, which start Saturday in California.
Why is Atlanta playing in a glorified high school gym? Angel's team couldn't get State Farm Arena. It's booked.
https://tinyurl.com/52tdn99u
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (JDhDw)
answer: No, she can't. Because all interest in the WNBA playoff drops to zero once Caitlin Clark's team is bounced out. Happens every year.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)
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Trump Officials Give Ilhan Omar Probe A Mocking Nickname
The Daily Wire
https://www.dailywire.com
12 minutes ago — Trump administration officials have reportedly nicknamed the investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “World War Eleven,” a mocking ...
The Daily Wire
https://www.dailywire.com
12 minutes ago — Trump administration officials have reportedly nicknamed the investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “World War Eleven,” a mocking ...
Posted by: m at October 12, 2026 03:11 PM (odBC9)
136
Showing your dick at the gym sounds like a gay thing. I'd wager 95% chance. Or more.
Posted by: nckate at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (enNUy)
137
The top video is blocked, so no idea what she was wearing.
I spend 80% of my life in leggings and tank tops, mostly cropped ones. I appreciate it when clients do the same, because it’s really hard for me to judge form if what they are wearing is baggy. I am not there to judge them on looks, they do not need to be perfect when they come to me. This is a journey that I am going on with them, and I am far from perfect myself. I do not allow shorts in my studio, leggings or capris only. First, they help with muscles warmth, second, they stop strength tubes from pinching. Men usually wear shorts over running tights, or long enough shorts they avoid the pinching.
I do not wear leggings and crop tops to church. But I have run into the grocery store to grab something quickly. I wouldn’t choose this outfit to run to the store as a stand alone errand, however. I wish people had a better grasp of appropriate vs. not, but here we are.
I spend 80% of my life in leggings and tank tops, mostly cropped ones. I appreciate it when clients do the same, because it’s really hard for me to judge form if what they are wearing is baggy. I am not there to judge them on looks, they do not need to be perfect when they come to me. This is a journey that I am going on with them, and I am far from perfect myself. I do not allow shorts in my studio, leggings or capris only. First, they help with muscles warmth, second, they stop strength tubes from pinching. Men usually wear shorts over running tights, or long enough shorts they avoid the pinching.
I do not wear leggings and crop tops to church. But I have run into the grocery store to grab something quickly. I wouldn’t choose this outfit to run to the store as a stand alone errand, however. I wish people had a better grasp of appropriate vs. not, but here we are.
Posted by: Piper at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
138
What I don't get is if you dress like a whore why are you surprised you get treated like a whore.
Posted by: four seasons at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (/QHx4)
Should probably check in with Train Hoe.
What I don't get is if you dress like a whore why are you surprised you get treated like a whore.
Posted by: four seasons at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (/QHx4)
Should probably check in with Train Hoe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (2SSbU)
139
128 So all of this talk about women dressing provocatively at the gym fails to mention the one fashion faux pas that turns my stomach. There is a certain subset of men who wear gym shorts but no undies, and when they are working out, somehow their junk manages to slide out one leg or the other. I know they do it on purpose, but honestly, do they think women need to see that?
I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
140
The code name of the investigation into Ilhan Omar is “World War Eleven”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (aKiSo)
It's true!
Posted by: m
Blown opportunity to sock Madeline Kahn.
"It's twue! It's twue!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 03:01 PM (nEUC6)
If that's a joke, that's funny. If that's not a joke, that's straight up hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:03 PM (aKiSo)
It's true!
Posted by: m
Blown opportunity to sock Madeline Kahn.
"It's twue! It's twue!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (JDhDw)
141
somehow their junk manages to slide out one leg or the other. I know they do it on purpose, but
I must have sat in some gum!
I must have sat in some gum!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 12, 2026 03:13 PM (xGaKZ)
142
Didja see this Musk drama?
JUST IN: The mother of Elon Musk’s 13th child, Ashley St. Clair, says she is now a dues-paying member of the Democratic Socialists of America and gets emotional, saying she feels guilt about any role she played in pushing for the Trump administration to ban sex changes for minors.
It is evident in this interview that St. Clair displays sociopathic tendencies and would harm her own child to spite Elon.
She gives off major Lindsay Clancy vibes.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Ashley St Clair was not my girlfriend. We only saw each other a few times.
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He only saw her a few times and he also only felt her a few times.
JUST IN: The mother of Elon Musk’s 13th child, Ashley St. Clair, says she is now a dues-paying member of the Democratic Socialists of America and gets emotional, saying she feels guilt about any role she played in pushing for the Trump administration to ban sex changes for minors.
It is evident in this interview that St. Clair displays sociopathic tendencies and would harm her own child to spite Elon.
She gives off major Lindsay Clancy vibes.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Ashley St Clair was not my girlfriend. We only saw each other a few times.
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He only saw her a few times and he also only felt her a few times.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 03:13 PM (ndZc7)
143
Trump Officials Give Ilhan Omar Probe A Mocking Nickname
As the White House discussed the potential controversy-stirring move, they nicknamed the operation "World War Eleven."
Daily Wire
https://tinyurl.com/yaypkahm
As the White House discussed the potential controversy-stirring move, they nicknamed the operation "World War Eleven."
Daily Wire
https://tinyurl.com/yaypkahm
Posted by: m at October 12, 2026 03:13 PM (odBC9)
144
people can dress how they like and we can make fun of em
anyway Shane was not saying the girls ARE WHORES
he was just saying they were dressing like em!
he's not wrong. the whole monologue was mostly self-deprecating jokes, really mild stuff and he picked on himself more than anyone else! if that's somehow wrong I give up
anyway Shane was not saying the girls ARE WHORES
he was just saying they were dressing like em!
he's not wrong. the whole monologue was mostly self-deprecating jokes, really mild stuff and he picked on himself more than anyone else! if that's somehow wrong I give up
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)
145
The movie 'The Other Mommy' seems to be bombing harder than Talefreako.
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (/2Ls3)
146
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar
******
This is about me isn't it.
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar
******
This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Hillary at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (Wt1Rs)
147
Gym? Nah, I got my perv today at the Hispanic babe making sammiches at the deli.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)
148
I saw a video of a muslim in white garb on the roof of Notre Dame during the start of the fire.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
149
The Washington Post reported that a senior administration official confirmed the investigation is being referred to as “World War Eleven” and has accelerated in recent weeks.
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (AFudc)
150
146
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar
******
This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Hillary
It's a muu point.
Two words: muu muu.
Well i guess that's only one word. But twice. So there's two of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 02:58 PM (aKiSo)
Can one just buy a muu?
Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar
******
This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Hillary
It's a muu point.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
151
Geely (China) owns Volvo. Bought it from Ford, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
I like my double entendre better because I can't make a joke out of Geely.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
I like my double entendre better because I can't make a joke out of Geely.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:15 PM (rbvCR)
152
148 I saw a video of a muslim in white garb on the roof of Notre Dame during the start of the fire.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
It's those darned Amish...causing trouble wherever they go...
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
It's those darned Amish...causing trouble wherever they go...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)
153
I think Talarico's story of "flu" may jive with the recent news of shigella sex diarrhea in ghey men.
People call a cold a flu. A stomach virus a flu. When, in my book, The Flu is true influenza (a respiratory wahoo for me and my family in the '80's with high fevers and horrible malaise and pain). It could be diarrhea along with this from high temps, I suppose.
I still prefer the grocery store story for destroying his campaign.
People call a cold a flu. A stomach virus a flu. When, in my book, The Flu is true influenza (a respiratory wahoo for me and my family in the '80's with high fevers and horrible malaise and pain). It could be diarrhea along with this from high temps, I suppose.
I still prefer the grocery store story for destroying his campaign.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (hzuYO)
154
> There is a certain subset of men who wear gym shorts but no undies, and when they are working out, somehow their junk manages to slide out one leg or the other. I know they do it on purpose, but honestly, do they think women need to see that?
Thank the Lord above I've never seen that.
Thank the Lord above I've never seen that.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (mkw2N)
155
145 The movie 'The Other Mommy' seems to be bombing harder than Talefreako.
yes but I swear the book Incidents Around the House which is supposed to be based on is really good
a lot of recent horror movies and novels are very much focused on the dangers of demons ... which I find to be a good thing. people need their eyes opened
of course they would screw up the movie of that book. because THEY (in Hollywood) are demonic
yes but I swear the book Incidents Around the House which is supposed to be based on is really good
a lot of recent horror movies and novels are very much focused on the dangers of demons ... which I find to be a good thing. people need their eyes opened
of course they would screw up the movie of that book. because THEY (in Hollywood) are demonic
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (j+aD2)
156
Mid terms approaching time for gallows humour
Be Brave!
Be Brave!
Posted by: Aliss at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (RjTHp)
157
I saw a video of a muslim in white garb on the roof of Notre Dame during the start of the fire.
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
_____
Yea. They got that place video-ed up the wazzoo, but they couldn't find whoever did this? They had to run with that lame cover story about accidental?
They can pretend but the evidence was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (hzuYO)
I find that more suspicious of a planted op then conclusive, but to me the total silence by the authorities says it must be one of their favorite groups that did it, nothing else. Chance of them not knowing the truth at some level is zero.
Similar to when seconds after an incident happens they shout out "its not terrorism!" ....when it always is terrorism.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
_____
Yea. They got that place video-ed up the wazzoo, but they couldn't find whoever did this? They had to run with that lame cover story about accidental?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
158
I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2026 03:17 PM (2SSbU)
159
Oh yeah, Omar has been "probed" by her brother.
Nasty bitch who should be deported. She is here to steal our tax dollars.
Oh yeah, Omar has been "probed" by her brother.
Nasty bitch who should be deported. She is here to steal our tax dollars.
Posted by: four seasons at October 12, 2026 03:17 PM (/QHx4)
160
Geely (China) owns Volvo. Bought it from Ford, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
I like my double entendre better because I can't make a joke out of Geely.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:15 PM (rbvCR)
________
Really? So skeevy!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
I like my double entendre better because I can't make a joke out of Geely.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 03:15 PM (rbvCR)
________
Really? So skeevy!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
161
I saw some non-muslim woman in a hijab that only revealed a one inch slit for her eyes.
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
162
Yeah, pro-tip for teleprompters and narration scripts: spell out all the numbers and put spaces in between the letters of acronyms. When you are concentrating on reading, acronyms and numerals will trip you up and make awkward pauses.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)
I beg to differ that any heritage American would make this mistake while reading a speech. You would immediately correct yourself after saying eleven instead of two. I believe most people that frequent here would have prepared beforehand so there were no surprises. She didn't.
She's not an American.
Yeah, pro-tip for teleprompters and narration scripts: spell out all the numbers and put spaces in between the letters of acronyms. When you are concentrating on reading, acronyms and numerals will trip you up and make awkward pauses.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)
I beg to differ that any heritage American would make this mistake while reading a speech. You would immediately correct yourself after saying eleven instead of two. I believe most people that frequent here would have prepared beforehand so there were no surprises. She didn't.
She's not an American.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (swiwN)
163
158 I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
Oh my stars, I snorted again while laughing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
Oh my stars, I snorted again while laughing.
Posted by: Piper at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
164
Yea. They got that place video-ed up the wazzoo, but they couldn't find whoever did this? They had to run with that lame cover story about accidental?/i]
Remember when someone blew up the Georgia guidestones - which had camera surveillance...and the feds claimed they couldn't find who did it?
Remember when someone blew up the Georgia guidestones - which had camera surveillance...and the feds claimed they couldn't find who did it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
165
Not like they are showing their wares and don't want to be seen
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 03:19 PM (Ia/+0)
166
Whatever you do, it would behoove you
To beware of sartorial hoo-doo;
In the same way you can't
buy yourself just one pant,
You'll ne'er find a store with one muu.
To beware of sartorial hoo-doo;
In the same way you can't
buy yourself just one pant,
You'll ne'er find a store with one muu.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:19 PM (aKiSo)
167
As much as I'd love to see her prosecuted and deported, if Omar is being tried in DC I don't have much faith it will happen in the end.
If they can it in Minnesota somewhere outside of Minneapolis then I'd be much more optimistic.
We've got to see if the investigation goes anywhere first.
If they can it in Minnesota somewhere outside of Minneapolis then I'd be much more optimistic.
We've got to see if the investigation goes anywhere first.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 12, 2026 03:19 PM (6ydKt)
168
The movie 'The Other Mommy' seems to be bombing harder than Talefreako.
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (/2Ls3)
Seems to be a bad plan on old Scratch's part, or I'm mixing up the girls in question.
Reminds me of an old fantasy story of a dude who has car trouble in a remote part of New England, and is aided by someone who you realize slowly is Satan, on break from his duties in hell and doing a decent thing for a change on his time off.
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 03:14 PM (/2Ls3)
Seems to be a bad plan on old Scratch's part, or I'm mixing up the girls in question.
Reminds me of an old fantasy story of a dude who has car trouble in a remote part of New England, and is aided by someone who you realize slowly is Satan, on break from his duties in hell and doing a decent thing for a change on his time off.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)
169
17 I'm in the gym five days a week. Shane Gillis isn't wrong. I see young women in "sports bras" with peek-a-boo windows in the middle to show off inside-underboob as well as the regular cleavage. I see young women in tiny booty short spandex that have a gather in the crack so the shorts show every square millimeter of the butt.
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
I don't believe any of this. What gym exactly and where is it? Is there a cover charge?
When I'm between sets I have to carefully pick my eyeline so I'm not staring at some 20 year old's vulva.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)
I don't believe any of this. What gym exactly and where is it? Is there a cover charge?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 12, 2026 03:20 PM (r7+Q7)
170
Posted by: Aliss at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (RjTHp)
I will LMFAO when they frogmarch you up the 13 steps of the gallows, troll.
I will LMFAO when they frogmarch you up the 13 steps of the gallows, troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 03:20 PM (quk5M)
171
but honestly, do they think women need to see that?
Thank the Lord above I've never seen that.
Posted by: bonhomme
======
That would more than justify a front desk "hey, there's this dude. You really need to ask him to put things away" conversation.
Thank the Lord above I've never seen that.
Posted by: bonhomme
======
That would more than justify a front desk "hey, there's this dude. You really need to ask him to put things away" conversation.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (LmsJU)
172
I saw some non-muslim woman in a hijab that only revealed a one inch slit for her eyes.
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1
Sounds like the PronHub page.
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1
Sounds like the PronHub page.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (JDhDw)
173
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
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* Does not apply to Democrat presidents.
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
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* Does not apply to Democrat presidents.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (ndZc7)
174
I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t).
___________
A Comment of the Week.
I used to have that problem, but I was wearing sweatpants at the time.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t).
___________
A Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (eRlcH)
175
I saw some non-muslim woman in a hijab that only revealed a one inch slit for her eyes.
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
________
I see quite a few ladies wearing hijabs with otherwise very tight or revealing clothes. Kinda defeats the modesty angle, ya know?
I continue to believe that, at least for the younger generations, the hijab is more to avoid having to do your hair than anything else.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
And...she had really well done makeup.
Below the hijab she was wearing one of those dresses that is slit up both sides of the leg to about the hips, and the chest area was just barely holding in her fairly large tracts of land.
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
________
I see quite a few ladies wearing hijabs with otherwise very tight or revealing clothes. Kinda defeats the modesty angle, ya know?
I continue to believe that, at least for the younger generations, the hijab is more to avoid having to do your hair than anything else.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
176
Henry Cho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvkynKJ-EmA
Leanne Morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkXTG8GIgY
Jeanne Robertson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG4X1Bn4h3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvkynKJ-EmA
Leanne Morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkXTG8GIgY
Jeanne Robertson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG4X1Bn4h3Y
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (jrgJz)
177
I'm enjoying the left's meltdown over the Somalian having her house raided I might need to find a woman in a coma.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (viF8m)
178
She did look good? Yes. But...I had to laugh. The muslim style is NOT you just hide your hair and otherwise dress like a western woman
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Since this return to medievalism is something only started in the 70s or so, some inconsistencies are going to turn up. But there has always been a huge trade in slinky garments to rich Arabs' women.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Since this return to medievalism is something only started in the 70s or so, some inconsistencies are going to turn up. But there has always been a huge trade in slinky garments to rich Arabs' women.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)
179
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
Please show us the video of you condemning the FBI's raid on Mar A Lago.
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
Please show us the video of you condemning the FBI's raid on Mar A Lago.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
180
The movie 'The Other Mommy' seems to be bombing harder than Talefreako.
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Sounds like a pretty basic October horror movie. What's the problem?
Demon needs little girl to trust it so demon can possess little girl. So pretends to be her Mommy and proceeds to terrorize little girl.
Sounds like a pretty basic October horror movie. What's the problem?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (mkw2N)
181
new thread, nothing about martians though
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj)
182
I continue to believe that, at least for the younger generations, the hijab is more to avoid having to do your hair than anything else.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Western women have always had scarves and hats for that same issue, its not unique.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Western women have always had scarves and hats for that same issue, its not unique.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)
183
Open nood.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 12, 2026 03:23 PM (NnhvP)
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I continue to believe that, at least for the younger generations, the hijab is more to avoid having to do your hair than anything else.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Then they are only doing it in places without religious police. Otherwise, they'd be beat back into last year.
Spend 45 minutes on your hair in the morning? Or just throw a hijab on and sashay out with your boobs on prominent display.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Then they are only doing it in places without religious police. Otherwise, they'd be beat back into last year.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2026 03:24 PM (JDhDw)
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>>> Posted by: Aliss at October 12, 2026 03:16 PM (RjTHp)
They/them can't help outing they/themselves.
They/them can't help outing they/themselves.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2026 03:24 PM (3mtzY)
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Please show us the video of you condemning the FBI's raid on Mar A Lago.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
Frog face cunt should count whatever it is her infernal master calls "blessings" that we don't just run their playbook and shoot the fucking bitch.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
Frog face cunt should count whatever it is her infernal master calls "blessings" that we don't just run their playbook and shoot the fucking bitch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2026 03:24 PM (aKiSo)
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My best gym lifting story is I was doing dumbbell presses and after I finished a set but still lying down a guy walks up and asks how many more sets did I have left. I looked up right into the face of Prince Humperdinck ( Chris Sarandon) and no lie had just watched the Princess Bride the night before.
Surreal.
Surreal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2026 03:25 PM (KC5Lt)
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DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
George Santos says hi
George Santos says hi
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)
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Motivation from Senator John Kennedy!
John Kennedy
@SenJohnKennedy
Go vote.
If dead people can do it, so can you.
John Kennedy
@SenJohnKennedy
Go vote.
If dead people can do it, so can you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)
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>>> 173 Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
-
* Does not apply to Democrat presidents.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (ndZc7)
Awww, she's feeling left out.
Someone raid her house, quick!
@RashidaTlaib
DHS raiding a member of congress's home is exactly what a fascist police state does.
This president should not be able to weaponize the federal government against political enemies.[*]
I stand with Ilhan.
-
* Does not apply to Democrat presidents.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 03:21 PM (ndZc7)
Awww, she's feeling left out.
Someone raid her house, quick!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2026 03:26 PM (3mtzY)
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Nood.
Best jobs.
Best jobs.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 12, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2026 03:28 PM (3mtzY)
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Really fit women that one sees in the gym or on marathons usually have a female hormone makeup of an old post-menopausal gramma. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2026 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)
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I seriously doubt ever seen a woman under 200 pounds in a burka
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
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Late to discussion of modest dressing:
I was rockin' in my prime. Had a couple of halters I wore with jeans. Lived in bikinis without a thought.
I didn't like to pay attention to my looks at the time. I wanted to be known for my sense of humor with friends. And being smarter than my looks as a new RN and docs took me seriously.
No vanity at the time nor a lot of time spent on my figure (which was good as I walked everywhere, swam and biked), long hair, or make up. I got noticed when I walked into a room, but did not want to make a big deal about it and wear a tiara. Even in HS I'd roll my eyes about vanity and Who's Who voting.
That said, I dressed modestly due to my upbringing and got enough wolf whistles without my tatas hanging out. In other words, the fake hippie wore a bra when others were burning theirs in my prime.
"Wild Night" (great dancing song) was written by the druggie and insane Van Morrison. One lyric is true:
"All the girls walk by
Dressed up for each other"
Males don't notice what you are wearing but what you are enhancing. And a bit of mystery was an added feature for me, not a bug.
I was rockin' in my prime. Had a couple of halters I wore with jeans. Lived in bikinis without a thought.
I didn't like to pay attention to my looks at the time. I wanted to be known for my sense of humor with friends. And being smarter than my looks as a new RN and docs took me seriously.
No vanity at the time nor a lot of time spent on my figure (which was good as I walked everywhere, swam and biked), long hair, or make up. I got noticed when I walked into a room, but did not want to make a big deal about it and wear a tiara. Even in HS I'd roll my eyes about vanity and Who's Who voting.
That said, I dressed modestly due to my upbringing and got enough wolf whistles without my tatas hanging out. In other words, the fake hippie wore a bra when others were burning theirs in my prime.
"Wild Night" (great dancing song) was written by the druggie and insane Van Morrison. One lyric is true:
"All the girls walk by
Dressed up for each other"
Males don't notice what you are wearing but what you are enhancing. And a bit of mystery was an added feature for me, not a bug.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 04:12 PM (hzuYO)
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Nood hits!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 12, 2026 04:21 PM (NnhvP)
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