Mid-Morning Art Thread

Greyed Rainbow
Jackson Pollock

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (RFd2l)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (x8PQF)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 Quite the hairball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

6 BLECH!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (x8PQF)

7 Weird . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

8 shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

9 You dumb Pollock!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (x8PQF)

10 I demand a recount into the seconds & tenths of a second!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (RFd2l)

11 I see a little man in the middle. He’s flipping me off. Little bastard.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (R1Ziy)

12 I see some fangs over on the lower right. Perhaps a baby Nauga . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

13 The dog threw up after eating the blasphemous pride flag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

14 lum has been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

15 There’s also an orca whale and a bat.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (R1Ziy)

16 Greyed Rainbow
Jackson Pollock

Tell us you can't paint without telling us you can't paint.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (RFd2l)

17 Greyed rainbow... Pride Month !

Posted by: It's me donna at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (ZmwoW)

18 Pollock is bollocks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

19 my Kitteh hocked up something similar looking. This one goes right into the fire.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 23, 2026 09:32 AM (zBgIx)

20 Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

21 Are we sure that's not a pile of oyster shells … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:32 AM (ayRl+)

22 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! Today's art looks a lot like the crap a bird dropped onto the hood of my truck.
Goes looking for coffee. And a rag.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (2WIwB)

23 Ten foil

Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (HcoTw)

24 .....When the art makes you yearn for Georgia O'Keeffe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

25 So, we get Jack the Dripper today.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

26 Looks like dead fish. Smells like it too.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (Q3Z2/)

27 If I can say about a piece of art that "I could do that" it's not great art. The difference between me and Jackson Pollack is that he is Jackson Pollock.
Would probably hang in an office.
Never a big Pollock fan
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (Qr4Tn)

28 Missed opportunity to put the comments in a gray box.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (FyzHI)

29 This does not take talent, other than the talent to completely bullshit people into thinking it takes talent

I mean, this could be the drop-cloth after repainting the kitchen

Posted by: Don Black at June 23, 2026 09:33 AM (z1JPc)

30 "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the Fandango?" …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (ayRl+)

31 I see a little man in the middle.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:31 AM (R1Ziy)
-

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (x8PQF)

32 CBD, I am searching for a descriptor here - would Absurdist fit this art??

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (Gqar8)

33
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (O0L8i)

34 Are Pollack jokes still considered bigoted and insensitive?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (I0N4X)

35 Alternate title:

"Flattened Cat Road Rainbow"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

36 Aerial view of mountains...

Posted by: Hunter Buydem at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

37 Great morons think alike!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (x8PQF)

38 Ah, a mouse nest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)

39 Didn’t listen about the brown acid.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (8d6Vf)

40 Yuck, even some color would not help this mess.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (ibDUx)

41
"Flattened Cat Road Rainbow"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

Wife and daughter were upset with me as we approached a restaurant where there was a dead cat in the middle of the road and I declared "good kitty."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

42 The rainbow was very angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (x8PQF)

43 Fingerpainting is fun!

Posted by: Kindergartner at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (Q+gd/)

44 During Pride Month, sir?! During Pride Month?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (bFu5X)

45 off nasty sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (l3cgK)

46 This is what the inside of my vacuum cleaner looks like before I empty it

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (sKqQm)

47 No … listening to ANY Grateful Dead track will not make it better …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (ayRl+)

48 Vomit?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (X8xt3)

49 His spatter is masterful, but his dribbles lack conviction.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Arno, New Yorker cartoon at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (FyzHI)

50 Ah, a mouse nest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)

Saw one a lot like that cleaning out my brother's 57 Chevy 4 door.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

51 This painting when seen in person is a little overwhelming, due to it's large size and unrelenting color scheme (or lack of one). It reminds me of a picture of the moon's surface taken from orbit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (fcuif)

52 ...Jack the Dripper...
Posted by: redridinghood

*********

Ha!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (I0N4X)

53 41
"Flattened Cat Road Rainbow"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

Wife and daughter were upset with me as we approached a restaurant where there was a dead cat in the middle of the road and I declared "good kitty."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

LOL.
In West VA, you could shovel that up and take it home for dinner...maybe Chinese?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

54 Alternate title:

Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

55 The abstract expressionist gaslighting is still going on but not as bad as in the 50's through the 70's.

The art world is made up of mostly leftists so it makes sense.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM (GP8V/)

56 CBD, I am searching for a descriptor here - would Absurdist fit this art??

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (Gqar

The accepted term is of course "Abstract Expressionism," but it is quite obviously absurd, so, yes!

But, is that name stepping on another silly art category? I have no idea!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM (PLxDd)

57 54 Alternate title:

Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

Pap smear

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

58 Alternate title:

Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

🤢🤢🤮

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM (RFd2l)

59 Whatever it is, it's not been properly digested …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM (ayRl+)

60 Looks like somebody wadded up a ball of reynolds wrap and the flattened it back out

Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (HcoTw)

61 Looks like a scrap heap.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

62 Are Pollack jokes still considered bigoted and insensitive?
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (I0N4X
===================
Lol

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (QTJr9)

63 33 Hadrian, you can see anything you want in there, including a dog.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

64 Alternate title:

Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

🤢🤢🤮
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:37 AM

My work here is done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)

65 Looks like something at the local garbage landfill.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

66 a bowl of oatmeal
tried to stare me down
...and won

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (sJHOI)

67 biscuit gravy, up close.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+)

68 Blown in insulation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (snZF9)

69 I think using a UV light on a teenage boy's room would produce a better painting than this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (l3cgK)

70
LOL.
In West VA, you could shovel that up and take it home for dinner...maybe Chinese?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

They completely rejected my idea for a sign placed near by that said "Free Cat."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

71 Mommy, I've been good … do I STILL have to look at this … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

72 The sample on the microscope slide was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (WJSuf)

73 Alternate title:

Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

74 This painting when seen in person is a little overwhelming, due to it's large size and unrelenting color scheme (or lack of one).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (fcuif)

Seriously, I do enjoy Pollock's works when I see them in museums, exactly because they are often so imposing. That doesn't make up for the chaos, but they are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (PLxDd)

75 70
LOL.
In West VA, you could shovel that up and take it home for dinner...maybe Chinese?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

They completely rejected my idea for a sign placed near by that said "Free Cat."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

Yes indeed, freed of its mortal coil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (l3cgK)

76 They completely rejected my idea for a sign placed near by that said "Free Cat."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:39 AM

Cruelty Level: Chuy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

77 41 Sponge, Ha!

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

78 WYF is that?
I thought it was a carpet sample

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2026 09:41 AM (sgkY8)

79 Animal? Vegetable? Mineral? … The Shadow knows …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:41 AM (ayRl+)

80 Smoker’s lung, enlarged view.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2026 09:41 AM (Gqar8)

81 74 This painting when seen in person is a little overwhelming, due to it's large size and unrelenting color scheme (or lack of one).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (fcuif)

Seriously, I do enjoy Pollock's works when I see them in museums, exactly because they are often so imposing. That doesn't make up for the chaos, but they are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (PLxDd)

Would hang...Pollock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:41 AM (l3cgK)

82 A dried up mud puddle

Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 23, 2026 09:41 AM (HcoTw)

83 Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM

I'm barely awake and under-caffeinated. My brain is going to strange places.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (bFu5X)

84 There is an incandescent magic about a great Pollock that has to be experienced to be believed. Perhaps it expresses for us our deepest hopes and fears about life itself...

Sister Wendy

LOL gaslighting

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (GP8V/)

85 In West VA, you could shovel that up and take it home for dinner...maybe Chinese?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

They completely rejected my idea for a sign placed near by that said "Free Cat."
Posted by: Sponge

Get you a "Get Well Soon" helium balloon and tie it to a leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (RFd2l)

86 Looks rather like the underside of a carpet from the '70s.

All seriousness aside, and as much as I often find images and interesting things to comment on with abstract artworks, this one has . . . very little. There are occasional hints of color, but then long threads or strands are rather off-putting. Perhaps that was Pollock's intention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

87 would. not. hang.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (5rh/l)

88 Picture looks like someone wiped his ass after eating crayons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (JNTt1)

89 It does look like the dense insulation used as backing for car seats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)

90 "When Pollock Met the Porroh-Man"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

91 Geezer Golf today and this painting looks a lot like some of the score cards at the end of the day after the old farts have attacked them with the erasers.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (2WIwB)

92 "Abstruse" … that's what she said …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (ayRl+)

93 This painting is a mess. It doesn’t even look like anything in particular… just a mess of swirls and meaninglessness…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 09:43 AM (yz/88)

94 Juvenile. Chaotic. Not beautiful. Would not hang.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 23, 2026 09:43 AM (O7YUW)

95 88 Picture looks like someone wiped his ass after eating crayons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (JNTt1)

Had a dog eat the 64 crayons in the box...she shat a rainbow of colors. Her turds were one color after another on the same turd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

96 Geezer Golf today and this painting looks a lot like some of the score cards at the end of the day after the old farts have attacked them with the erasers.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (2WIwB)

I can sometimes drive for show and on the off occasion, putt for dough.

It's the inbetween where I struggle mightily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

97 The best Pollock was painted by Norman Rockwell with his work The Art Connoisseur.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 09:44 AM (GP8V/)

98 93 This painting is a mess. It doesn’t even look like anything in particular… just a mess of swirls and meaninglessness…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 09:43 AM (yz/8

Renamed painting: "Shit I threw at a Canvas"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

99
53 41
"Flattened Cat Road Rainbow"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

Wife and daughter were upset with me as we approached a restaurant where there was a dead cat in the middle of the road and I declared "good kitty."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

Nice!

Glad to see you're just keeping it real, Sponge.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

100 I confess that I've never really been a Pollock fan before but, seeing this... it's shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (ExV1e)

101 This painting is a mess. It doesn’t even look like anything in particular… just a mess of swirls and meaninglessness…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 09:43 AM

But guaranteed there's some asshole standing right next to it telling you about the depth and feeling sewn in the matrices showing you just how much pain and suffering there is in the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

102 Kamala Harris' Cheek Swab
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Within the hour this comment will be sitting in IN Boxes on three continents.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2WIwB)

103 Temu Rainbow?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)

104
Glad to see you're just keeping it real, Sponge.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

105 If the acid's brown, it'll take you down …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

106 But guaranteed there's some asshole standing right next to it telling you about the depth and feeling sewn in the matrices showing you just how much pain and suffering there is in the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

So you respond with, "Wow, that moves me," and kick them in the knee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

107 95 88 Picture looks like someone wiped his ass after eating crayons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 23, 2026 09:42 AM (JNTt1)

Had a dog eat the 64 crayons in the box...she shat a rainbow of colors. Her turds were one color after another on the same turd...

Now, that's art

Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

108 Lord, I loathe this Pollock guy. Absolute rubbish. And that's as close to a critique I can manage for now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (PSEDc)

109 So you respond with, "Wow, that moves me," and kick them in the knee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

Air Force commercials from my youth always told me to 'aim high.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

110 101 this is strewn in the mattresses.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

111 Where's the rainbow?

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)

112 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week! Rub those bellies and bleed bleed bleed!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (A5RD0)

113 this is strewn in the mattresses.
Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

So, this is what mattress girl was carrying around?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

114 109 So you respond with, "Wow, that moves me," and kick them in the knee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

Air Force commercials from my youth always told me to 'aim high.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

Moves me like diarrhea or botulism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (l3cgK)

115 Worthless, meaningless, artless paint splashing.

The fact that anybody even knows the name Pollack is an offense against aesthetics.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (ymYJ9)

116 All this needs to complete it is for a bunch of soccer fans to piss all over it.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (Q3Z2/)

117 Best day of the week! Rub those bellies and bleed bleed bleed!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (A5RD0)

You rubbing them with a cheese grater?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

118 Geezer Golf today and this painting looks a lot like some of the score cards at the end of the day after the old farts have attacked them with the erasers.
Posted by: Diogenes
___________

It's ... it's not good. It stinks.

Posted by: Ty Webb at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (XvL8K)

119 Looks like my dryer lint trap.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (lJ0H4)

120
Moves me like diarrhea or botulism...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (l3cgK)

I was referring more to the kick location.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

121 I'm intrigued by this chaotic masterpiece.

Posted by: M. Rothko at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (rj6Yv)

122 112 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week! Rub those bellies and bleed bleed bleed!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (A5RD0)

My kittehs like being rubbed and scratched on their bellies...they'll come up to me, flop over, and show me their bellies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (l3cgK)

123 So you respond with, "Wow, that moves me," and kick them in the knee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

Air Force commercials from my youth always told me to 'aim high.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

You're pretty short, I figured the knee was high.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)

124 113 unknowingly, but possibly sussed.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

125 I admit that if the color palette is good it can be a great decorative piece to hang in a modern style home. But it's no masterpiece to be in museums.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (GP8V/)

126
You're pretty short, I figured the knee was high.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)

OOF! Low blow......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (2YhKe)

127 You know, only, like, 1% of their business is abortions.

Graham Platner (@grahamformaine): Thanks to Planned Parenthood, I’ve been able to get tested for STDs

-
Also . . .

Graham Platner Agrees That America Is a “Disgraceful Country”

-
A winning message for Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:49 AM (ndZc7)

128

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

129 33
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (O0L8i)

Art that could have been made by a nauseated dog.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (ymYJ9)

130 Jackson Pollock's art is described as abstract expressionism. I think RANDOM expressionism is a better description. No idea which 'critics' decided these alcohol-fueled spastic drippings were art. (Yeah, I'm not a fan.)

As Rembrandt might have said: "Wat een schijt!" (Loose translation of 'what a crock of shit'.)

Posted by: JTB at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

131 Would like to see "Pollack" used in a limerick.

Posted by: In search of comic relief at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (WJSuf)

132 116 All this needs to complete it is for a bunch of soccer fans to piss all over it.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2026 09:48 AM (Q3Z2/)

renamed "Pissed-On Greyed Rainbow"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (l3cgK)

133
Graham Platner (@grahamformaine): Thanks to Planned Parenthood, I’ve been able to get tested for STDs

Considering you're the REASON for said STD's.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

134 34 Are Pollack jokes still considered bigoted and insensitive?
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 23, 2026 09:34 AM (I0N4X)

Not in Russia.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (ymYJ9)

135 Initial impression...it's a closeup of formica and about as interesting. Would not hang.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (3Ope8)

136 131 Would like to see "Pollack" used in a limerick.

Posted by: In search of comic relief at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (WJSuf)

The scheme sounds fishy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (l3cgK)

137 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

138 Japanese fishing village, post-tsunami

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (w9Wax)

139 You rubbing them with a cheese grater?
Posted by: Sponge

Silly sponge! The Finky Fink has very sharp claws and loves to grab my arm and do the bunny kick thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (A5RD0)

140
Looks like Pollock cod of taken painting lessons, and haddock better result, instead of this floundering around.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

141 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

It's all money laundering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

142 Graham Platner (@grahamformaine): Thanks to Planned Parenthood, I’ve been able to get tested for STDs

Considering you're the REASON for said STD's.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

Ah, Mr. Platner, we have your STD test results back. Seems you're still missing one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (ExV1e)

143
Silly sponge! The Finky Fink has very sharp claws and loves to grab my arm and do the bunny kick thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (A5RD0)

I thought that was a defense mechanism and it usually means they're pissed off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

144 131 that would honor him, tho.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:52 AM (R11M+)

145 This 'art' is paint diarrhea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 09:53 AM (xcxpd)

146 135 that's what chuck connors said.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

147 143
Silly sponge! The Finky Fink has very sharp claws and loves to grab my arm and do the bunny kick thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (A5RD0)

I thought that was a defense mechanism and it usually means they're pissed off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 09:52 AM (2YhKe)

Naw, part of the hunt instinct. They love doing that to prey and toys. My kittehs will do that, but only if they're rilled up with lots of energy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:53 AM (l3cgK)

148 Gird your loins. SCOTUS is releasing opinions this morning and all they have left are pretty much major cases. Should be an interesting next week and a half.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (G0vdT)

149 Grey brain matter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (l3cgK)

150 Greyed Rainbow

CBD
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ISWYD

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (IEFlH)

151 Coffee klatch and a meeting of the minds.

Sarah McBride
@SarahEMcBride
Got to catch up with Beau’s dad over lunch today. Always grateful for his friendship and mentorship over the years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

152 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Best day of the week! Rub those bellies and bleed bleed bleed!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 09:47 AM

Slow day at the hospital? Trying to gin up business?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (bFu5X)

153 Loins girded, aye.

Posted by: Person with a girdle and isn't afraid to use it at June 23, 2026 09:56 AM (WJSuf)

154 Pollock actually stole the dripping painting technique from another artist. It's not even original.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 09:57 AM (GP8V/)

155 There's a serpent hidden in this debris. Can you spot him?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 23, 2026 09:58 AM (fkjGs)

156 I'm hearing that the motive of the shooter in Montreal yesterday was that he was an incel and didn't like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

157 This painting when seen in person is a little overwhelming, due to it's large size and unrelenting color scheme (or lack of one).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 23, 2026 09:36 AM (fcuif)

Seriously, I do enjoy Pollock's works when I see them in museums, exactly because they are often so imposing. That doesn't make up for the chaos, but they are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 09:40 AM (PLxDd)

Yeah, I agree the sheer size commands attention.

By the way...

I think that why The Tower of OBabel was made so huge.

Just coming upon its massive ungainly bulk, your monkey-brain has to start sparking with "This is Huge. It's really important. Obama must be the greatest president evah!!!!"

BONUS!!! "Massive Ungainly Bulk" was Big Mike's Secret Service Code Name.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM (iJfKG)

158 There's a serpent hidden in this debris. Can you spot him?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 23, 2026 09:58 AM

*loads shotgun*

No need to.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM (bFu5X)

159 teeming with antlion larvae.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

160 Just coming upon its massive ungainly bulk, your monkey-brain has to start sparking with "This is Huge. It's really important. Obama must be the greatest president evah!!!!"

BONUS!!! "Massive Ungainly Bulk" was Big Mike's Secret Service Code Name.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM

Alternatively (in your best Shrek voice), "do you think he's compensating for something?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:00 AM (bFu5X)

161 A masterpiece.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (P7vXf)

162 137 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (xcxpd)

163 WTF? It’s like a TV with no signal, only snow…

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (T6aVk)

164 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

The Fat Electrician has a good video on that subject.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (bFu5X)

165 Dogs
Playing
Poker

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 23, 2026 10:02 AM (T6aVk)

166 Always trying to stir up trouble.

Family of English Woman Killed by African Asylum Seeker Told to ‘Tone Down’ Their Statement

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

167 Good morning, beloved Horde!

I see many Hordesters beat me to the pride joke.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 23, 2026 10:02 AM (FMtrg)

168 162 mkultra used this image prominently.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

169 163 well, if you would stand where i told you and hold the antennae...

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

170 I don't care what's in the picture, how is it that not one of you has yet mentioned BOOBS?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2026 10:04 AM (R+iUD)

171 156 I'm hearing that the motive of the shooter in Montreal yesterday was that he was an incel and didn't like it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

That and I am hearing that Canada has military power superior to the civil power. (h/t, TJ and the author or authors of the 1836 Texas Declaration of Independence).

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 23, 2026 10:04 AM (T6aVk)

172 So the fact that you engage in anal sex is something to be proud of?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 23, 2026 10:04 AM (WJSuf)

173 156 I'm hearing that the motive of the shooter in Montreal yesterday was that he was an incel and didn't like it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

Plenty of hookers in Montreal. Fixable problem.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:05 AM (xcxpd)

174 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

Yes but the nitwit artists didn't know that the CIA was covertly funding a lot the exhibitions and purchases .

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:05 AM (GP8V/)

175 172 are you aware of the modern definition of "santorum?"

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

176 A day of two ago, we were discussing the negative impact of radical gays, especially Ts, on the general acceptance of gays and gay marriage. This article by a gay author explores that, and why the radical types are actually hurting gays. Here's the money quote:

If your goal is building lasting support for gay people, you might want to listen when gay people tell you you’re hurting the cause. But if your goal is merely virtue signaling to your fellow progressives, then gay people questioning you poses a threat.

If you actually care about gay people and building or maintaining support for gay marriage, you’ll want to avoid unnecessarily polarizing people. You’ll want to build bridges, not burn them.

But many activists are more concerned with appearing to care about gay people than actually caring about gay people.

The thing about virtue signaling is there’s nothing virtuous about it. It’s deeply self-absorbed. It’s all about you and your status among your peer group.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait, I said exactly this.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

177 Finally! A painting for the masses.

Posted by: Vladimir Komarov at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (4zqrS)

178 OFFS

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (fgSb9)

179 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

The Fat Electrician has a good video on that subject.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (bFu5X)

Wouldn't that mean that by posting a Pollock painting on the Art Thread that CBD is acting as a CIA operative, albeit an unpaid one - so far as we know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (ExV1e)

180 Forgot the link:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pn5mwt

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

181 "Dinner art."

What one had for dinner last night, shat upon a canvas and signed.

No two are alike.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2026 10:07 AM (jehhT)

182 Sitting right here.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at June 23, 2026 10:07 AM (WJSuf)

183 " turns out it's true that they were dosing him with LSD for 11 years".

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 10:07 AM (afJtY)

184 " turns out it's true that they were dosing him with LSD for 11 years".

Oh, well in that case, he looks great.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)

185 Wouldn't that mean that by posting a Pollock painting on the Art Thread that CBD is acting as a CIA operative, albeit an unpaid one - so far as we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (ExV1e)

psst ... cbd is a fed

Posted by: you didn't hear it from me at June 23, 2026 10:08 AM (FMtrg)

186 >>> 176
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But many activists are more concerned with appearing to care about gay people than actually caring about gay people.
==
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

Why, it's almost like this is a *pattern* ....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2026 10:08 AM (R+iUD)

187 179 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

The Fat Electrician has a good video on that subject.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM (bFu5X)

Wouldn't that mean that by posting a Pollock painting on the Art Thread that CBD is acting as a CIA operative, albeit an unpaid one - so far as we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (ExV1e)

This explains his jihad against maple syrup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (xcxpd)

188 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

What did the CIA think they were accomplishing with these ops? I can’t begin to even guess…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gA9j)

189 "Flattened Cat Rod Rainbow." Thirty-five-years ago, my running group in Long Beach, CA defined one of our weekly routes as Ocean Boulevard to "Flat Cat Corner"... where a dead cat had lasted at the curb for maybe a year... undisturbed in every phase of wasting away. It was our joke and tribute to effective city government.

Posted by: Bill at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (dgOAm)

190 turns out it's true that they were dosing him with LSD for 11 years

Inorite?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (Riz8t)

191 "The thing about virtue signaling is there’s nothing virtuous about it. It’s deeply self-absorbed. It’s all about you and your status among your peer group."
++++

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Pharisees mentioned in the New Testament at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (WJSuf)

192 What did the CIA think they were accomplishing with these ops?

Funding. Use it or lose it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

193 179 Well, CBD is a Fed…

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

194 170 I don't care what's in the picture, how is it that not one of you has yet mentioned BOOBS?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2026 10:04 AM (R+iUD)

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:10 AM (xcxpd)

195 Failed comment:

Why, it's almost like this is a *pattern* ....

Inorite?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)

196 The Pollock is an interesting curiosity. It shows more about the art culture in which it was created, than about art or human existence. Frankly, if I want to look at dazzling abstractions, any of the Galileo spacecraft's closeups of Jupiter's cloud formations are far more beautiful and far more complex than anything Pollock or his followers have created.

Posted by: Nemo at June 23, 2026 10:12 AM (4RPgu)

197 188 Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:01 AM

What did the CIA think they were accomplishing with these ops? I can’t begin to even guess…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gA9j)

Cultural warfare and vandalism. The party line is that it was a celebration of freedom. I suspect it was more evil and an attempt to break down traditional art and beauty standards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 23, 2026 10:12 AM (xcxpd)

198 Frankly, if I want to look at dazzling abstractions, any of the Galileo spacecraft's closeups of Jupiter's cloud formations are far more beautiful and far more complex than anything Pollock or his followers have created.

Excellent point.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)

199 182 you're def gonna wanna ditch ~that~ sock...

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)

200 … and Billy Mays says: "But WAIT! There's more!" …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 10:13 AM (ayRl+)

201 Joe's mush brain.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2026 10:13 AM (KtOUo)

202 185 cbd glowie.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

203 What did the CIA think they were accomplishing with these ops? I can’t begin to even guess…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gA9j)

Supposedly it was to show the Soviet Union our "freedom". While their art was all literal, restrictedand iconographic the CIA wanted to demonstrate how creative and free America was. Supposedly. But I don't buy it. I think it was an attack on real art.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:14 AM (IEFlH)

204 Or Mandelbrot sets....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:14 AM (PLxDd)

205 Multicultural French Music Festival Sees Hundreds of Arrests for Stabbings, Sex Assaults, Date Rape Druggings

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"Multicultural" sounds a lot better than "immigrant rape invasion". If you followed the link, you found this.

France: At Least 145 Injected in Syringe Attacks During Multicultural Music Festival
. . . .
The festivities were also once again the site of numerous “evening bites”, a trend in which people are surreptitiously stabbed with syringes full of date rape drugs. According to Le Parisien, dozens of women came forward claiming to have been attacked in such a manner.

While often associated with rape or sexual assault at music venues or nightclubs, the practice has also been tied to other crimes, such as theft. Indeed, one of the identified victims on Sunday evening was a man who said that he was stung near the Place de la République by a man who “was walking around with syringes on his belt”.

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At least he didn't have a bandolier.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

206 It also paved the way to make "art" a way to launder money.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:15 AM (IEFlH)

207 It was our joke and tribute to effective city government.

Posted by: Bill at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (dgOAm)

There is a downed light pole on an exit ramp from a local highway that has been hanging on the barrier for years. it is a grim reminder to me just how f*cked up NJ is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:16 AM (PLxDd)

208 I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait, I said exactly this.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

You're Ryan Self?

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 23, 2026 10:16 AM (FMtrg)

209 191 "The thing about virtue signaling is there’s nothing virtuous about it. It’s deeply self-absorbed. It’s all about you and your status among your peer group."
++++

This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Pharisees mentioned in the New Testament at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (WJSuf)

I like to define "woke" as virtue signaling without the benefit of actually possessing virtue.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 23, 2026 10:16 AM (ViR1Z)

210 We just need common sense date rape syringe control.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:16 AM (IEFlH)

211 Sure, he's gonna win TX. Don't miss the picture of this "guy".

Meet James Talarico’s 'TransQueer,' 'Latinx' Theology, Umm, Bro

https://is.gd/AEgAZU

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM (Riz8t)

212 Is CBD posting Hunter Biden art?
That looks like shit.

Okay, that was my first thought but I'm not art sophisticated.... yet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM (Sco7b)

213 Indeed, one of the identified victims on Sunday evening was a man who said that he was stung near the Place de la République by a man who “was walking around with syringes on his belt”.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

It's a shit neighborhood filled with wogs. Going there at night is rank stupidity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM (PLxDd)

214 Looks like a lint ball after washing new and old beach towels together.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM (Dd38x)

215 I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait, I said exactly this.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

You're Ryan Self?

Yeah, I should probably reword that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:18 AM (Riz8t)

216 One syringe a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 23, 2026 10:18 AM (WJSuf)

217 148 Gird your loins. SCOTUS is releasing opinions this morning and all they have left are pretty much major cases. Should be an interesting next week and a half.
Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2026 09:54 AM (G0vdT)

I hate how they do this shit like some big reveal party.

Just release the decisions when they’re done. Enough with the pomp.

Anchor baby ban is almost certainly a no. That’s the one that matters most.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:19 AM (YO3Ap)

218 You're Ryan Self?
----

Yeah, I should probably reword that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:18 AM (Riz8t)

You're gonna change Ryan Self's article?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:19 AM (IEFlH)

219 Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:19 AM (YO3Ap)

Has to be 7-2, right? 6-3 at the most generous push.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:20 AM (IEFlH)

220 Experts Predict “Collapse” of Basic Services in Spain — Driven by Migrant Mass Amnesty

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That's a shame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

221 Going there at night is rank stupidity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM (PLxDd)

I propose that any place where "going there at night is stupidity" is a place which needs the Bukele treatment.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 10:22 AM (E6ouU)

222 Archimedes, of course I was just teasing you.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 23, 2026 10:22 AM (FMtrg)

223 Wouldn't that mean that by posting a Pollock painting on the Art Thread that CBD is acting as a CIA operative, albeit an unpaid one - so far as we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:06 AM

I mean, he is a fed...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:23 AM (bFu5X)

224 194 my sil wants them gone (last chemo thurs). she says she will have the "boobs of a 20yr old" and ended the text with two boncugu nazars, to which i replied, "you're getting blue ones?"

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

225 Jackson Pollack! Mom used to call his works "chicken shit scratchings", but would have loved to own one -- to sell.

Miss you, Mommy.

I'm cracking open a double helping of Barbara Tuchman, "The Guns of August" and "The Proud Tower" on the recommendations of book thread Hordelings. I haven't been able to focus much lately so it will be a shallow perusal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:24 AM (kpS4V)

226 I always enjoy poking fun at females who sanctimoniously insist on using three names. Added a new one to the list this morning:

"Any Boney Carrot."

Heh.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2026 10:24 AM (WJSuf)

227 Looks like a pet groomer's floor at end of day.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 23, 2026 10:24 AM (OUMaO)

228 Experts Predict “Collapse” of Basic Services in Spain — Driven by Migrant Mass Amnesty
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But think of all the diseases they will cure now thanks to the infusion of all those diverse geniuses.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:24 AM (YO3Ap)

229 Secretary Bessent is a Moron?

According to a new book cited by The Guardian, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged President Trump not to host Ukrainian President Zelenskyy in the Oval Office. The book claims Bessent called Zelenskyy a “little fucker,” a “special-needs child,” and “Mr Bean on crack.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

230 That 'art' is a 2,000 piece puzzle waiting to happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2026 10:26 AM (2GVsD)

231 Archimedes, of course I was just teasing you.

Oh, I know. I was just playing along.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

232 Sure, he's gonna win TX. Don't miss the picture of this "guy".

Meet James Talarico’s 'TransQueer,' 'Latinx' Theology, Umm, Bro

https://is.gd/AEgAZU
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:17 AM

Yikes! Gorlock the Heretic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:26 AM (bFu5X)

233 "Any Boney Carrot."

Heh.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2026 10:24 AM (WJSuf)

I also like Marjorie Trailer Queen. From a Reddit goon, of all things.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 23, 2026 10:27 AM (PSEDc)

234 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2026 10:27 AM (qK+zA)

235 Special needs child that siphoned billions for himself. Not bad for a dick piano playing retard.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:27 AM (YO3Ap)

236 File under No Shit.

A “Serious Crime Problem” Exists in Gun-controlled Canada

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Not that we're any better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

237 Pollock's painting sucks. But I admire him as an artist. A con artist.

Of all these guys, I always figured him for a clear-eyed grifter, hustling rich guys' stupid wives for big $$$. And i think his wife was in on it, too.

Good for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)

238 The book claims Bessent called Zelenskyy a “little fucker,” a “special-needs child,” and “Mr Bean on crack.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

Bessent might be my favorite cabinet member, and if he said that stuff, my opinion of him just got higher!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:29 AM (PLxDd)

239 Puke?

Or, just a painter's canvas with 10 years of paint on it?

Or... fever dream on absinthe?

Posted by: GWB at June 23, 2026 10:29 AM (kU0PQ)

240 A “Serious Crime Problem” Exists in Gun-controlled Canada

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:28 AM

"Incarcerations Increase Despite Falling Crime Rate"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (bFu5X)

241 "... a dick piano playing retard."

Damn.
That would have sold a lot of tickets.

Posted by: P. T. Barnum at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (WJSuf)

242 Hey, it's carpet underlayment.

Speaking of which, I need to empty out the dehumidifier bucket in my basement. Anyone else who got torrential rains over the last few weeks?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (qwx/I)

243 > Experts Predict “Collapse” of Basic Services in Spain — Driven by Migrant Mass Amnesty
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I saw a report the other day that claimed the increase in housing and rent costs here was directly driven by illegal immigration. Something like a 20% increase IIRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (jehhT)

244 Bessent is a treasure .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (afJtY)

245 Speaking of which, I need to empty out the dehumidifier bucket in my basement.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2026 10:30 AM (qwx/I)

Mine runs directly into a sump, so that is one thing I don't have to deal with!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 10:31 AM (PLxDd)

246 What did the CIA think they were accomplishing with these ops? I can’t begin to even guess…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gA9

Allegedly it was to counter the mandatory Soviet Realism art movement and show that the west/USA was open and free to all expression .

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:31 AM (GP8V/)

247 Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're Free at last!

Dozens Shot, Multiple Dead During Juneteenth Celebrations This Weekend

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

248 When the commies in all these countries pushed "healthcare for all" and "basic living wages" etc they forgot to tell everyone they were going to let the entire world in to each one. Must have been an oversight.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:32 AM (IEFlH)

249 Allegedly it was to counter the mandatory Soviet Realism art movement and show that the west/USA was open and free to all expression .
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:31 AM
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Like Brutalism architecture?

Posted by: The Obama Flak Tower at June 23, 2026 10:33 AM (WJSuf)

250 Will someone please pass the pickles … ? And a shrimp po'boy …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 23, 2026 10:33 AM (ayRl+)

251 Allegedly it was to counter the mandatory Soviet Realism art movement and show that the west/USA was open and free to all expression .
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:31 AM (GP8V

"You think that's some ugly, soul-destroying shit art? Ha! HAHAHAHA! BEHOLD OUR GARBAGE AND TREMBLE, COMMIES!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2026 10:33 AM (BI5O2)

252 Every time I hear the name Jackson Pollack, I think of this exchange in 'Play It Again, Sam:"

Allen: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?

Woman: Yes, it is.

Allen: What does it say to you?

Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?

Woman: Committing suicide.

Allen: What about Friday night?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:33 AM (qBdHI)

253 237 Pollock's painting sucks. But I admire him as an artist. A con artist.

Of all these guys, I always figured him for a clear-eyed grifter, hustling rich guys' stupid wives for big $$$. And i think his wife was in on it, too.

Good for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)

It is hard to feel for the marks here.

But I would still burn artists like Pollock on their works. It is a moral duty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 23, 2026 10:34 AM (laHVL)

254 Ok. This image is a good one:

https://tinyurl.com/mr246j4r

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:35 AM (IEFlH)

255 The rise in crime in Canuckistan isn’t due to a lack of gun ownership as much as the changing demographics. 50 years ago Canada didn’t have a lot of guns either and crime was virtually non existent.

Then Trudeau decided hey let’s fuck up this good thing we got going and bring in the 3rd world. 15 years later Tony Blair said hold my beer Pierre.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:35 AM (YO3Ap)

256 Pollock is not even close to the worst abstract expressionist . I put Motherwell as the worst .

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:36 AM (GP8V/)

257 For First Time Both Parents Working in Most American Families

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What's this "both parents" of which you speak?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

258 I'm reminded of a conversation re Pollock by 2 co-workers years ago. Art director had the whole starry sky mindset.

The writer said, "It looks like linoleum."

When she said it, linoleum had about 14 syllables.

Posted by: Wenda at June 23, 2026 10:36 AM (iIAkP)

259 I also like Marjorie Trailer Queen. From a Reddit goon, of all things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 23, 2026 10:27 AM
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I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at June 23, 2026 10:37 AM (WJSuf)

260 “First Time Both Parents Working in Most American Families”

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Tee Hee
- Feminists and other socialists

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM (YO3Ap)

261 I don't get the snark about women using three names. It seemed to be common practice through the 19th and 20th centuries. One more thing to bitch about, I guess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM (kpS4V)

262 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2026 10:39 AM (sgkY8)

263 Does it make me sound pompous?

Posted by: Sandra Day O'Connor at June 23, 2026 10:40 AM (WJSuf)

264 Whoopi Goldberg: Trump Should Be Imprisoned for Reflecting Pool Repairs

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But Tim Walz is fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

265 225 Eris, IMHO, the first chapter of The Guns of August is the best single chapter of any work of history ever written.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

266 I don't get the snark about women using three names. It seemed to be common practice through the 19th and 20th centuries. One more thing to bitch about, I guess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM (kpS4V)

It’s like the black thick glasses. The glasses themselves aren’t the issue, lots of people wore them in the past. But today it’s wymyn who wear them to self identify as left wing cvnts.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:42 AM (YO3Ap)

267 There's a trout in there somewhere.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 23, 2026 10:43 AM (QaH55)

268 266 i've heard them described as "pregnancy prevention glasses," probably here.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

269 267 twss.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:44 AM (R11M+)

270 Whoopi Goldberg: Trump Should Be Imprisoned for Reflecting Pool Repairs

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She should be imprisoned for extreme ugliness.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:44 AM (qBdHI)

271 Ok. This image is a good one:

https://tinyurl.com/mr246j4r
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:35 AM (IEFlH)
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At least it's legible from a distance. More than anyone can say about the real one...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 10:44 AM (gnNyN)

272 268 Not from me. I love glasses on chicks.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

273
“First Time Both Parents Working in Most American Families”

Welcome to the Working Week Everybody!!!

Please be sure to be a good employee for the rest of your remaining life so that you can die happy in the knowledge that you made your boss look good.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2026 10:45 AM (iJfKG)

274 Whoopi Goldberg: Trump Should Be Imprisoned for Reflecting Pool Repairs

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But Tim Walz is fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

Her statement is retarded even without the hypocrisy.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:45 AM (GP8V/)

275 i've heard them described as "pregnancy prevention glasses," probably here.
Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

In the Army they were called BCGs, birth control glasses. Except my wife looked super cute in hers, so they didn't do their job, I guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 23, 2026 10:45 AM (PSEDc)

276 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2026 10:39 AM (sgkY

Bummer. I haven't had issues with my co-workers in months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 23, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

277 F*ck that all men are created equal shit!

Justice Alito Rips DC Court for Ruling That Race Changes Whether a Police Stop Is Legal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

278 "Birth Control Glasses" is what we used to call the hideous thick plastic frames issued in boot camp. It made everyone wearing them look like an inmate at a nerd POW camp.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (kpS4V)

279 A lot of celeries wear the huge Harry Carey glasses. Saw Johnny Knoxville sporting a pair, and he looked like just one more dude who looks like an aging lesbian.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (PSEDc)

280 “First Time Both Parents Working in Most American Families”

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Maybe not buying a huge 3500sqft house they can't afford might help?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (qBdHI)

281 275 srah palin could sport specs, f'rinstance.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

282
Hasn’t it been pretty well established that Pollack and other abstract artists were CIA ops?
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

Has anyone asked that lemon-sucking commie cocksucker Ed Harris what the thinks about the Pollock/CIA revelations, considering that one of his most celebrated roles was as Pollock in the biopic?

Great actor, plays lots of grizzled manly men on-screen but the man himself is a lot like the sandaled poofter hippie he plays in The Truman Show. Plus, he's a dick. When Elia Kazan got his honorary Oscar, Harris and his shriveled harridan wife stood there in silence with frowns on their faces like if Zombie Johnny Carson had walked up and shoved handfuls of dog shit in their faces. At least the rest of Hollywood politely clapped, despite hating Kazan's guts for naming names to HUAC. I think even Tim Robbins held his nose and unenthusiastically clapped like Patton in front of the Soviet generals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2026 10:48 AM (y9nCu)

283 Julia Bass Mouth Roberts was wearing those ugly, thick, black glasses at the Hate Trump rally the other day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:48 AM (qBdHI)

284 Supergirl has birthing hips

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 10:48 AM (Kt19C)

285 All Men Are Created Equal is an affront to anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:48 AM (IEFlH)

286 275 Most chicks look cute in glasses. They highlight the eyes.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

287 Palin's frameless specs were nice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:49 AM (kpS4V)

288 266 I don't get the snark about women using three names. It seemed to be common practice through the 19th and 20th centuries. One more thing to bitch about, I guess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM
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It makes me think of the defense mechanism animals use when they puff up their fur to artificially look larger than they really are. It's as if a female knows she doesn't have enough abilities and accomplishments to achieve credibility on her own merits so she puts another name in her moniker to add a level of gravitas.

Plus it's fun.

Posted by: Sandra Day O'Connor at June 23, 2026 10:49 AM (WJSuf)

289 278 "Birth Control Glasses" is what we used to call the hideous thick plastic frames issued in boot camp. It made everyone wearing them look like an inmate at a nerd POW camp.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June

They are a little different than govt issued ones, but if you go buy new glasses, it’s just what is in style right now. Remember those big octagon things in the early 80s?

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 10:49 AM (hftzA)

290 Julia Bass Mouth Roberts was wearing those ugly, thick, black glasses at the Hate Trump rally the other day.

It's a humble brag.

"See, I'm so beautiful, I can wear these ridiculous glasses and I'm STILL beautiful."

*Narrator: She is not, in fact, beautiful.*

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:50 AM (Riz8t)

291 Oops. Sock fail. That was me, not Sandy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2026 10:50 AM (WJSuf)

292 The brown acid that day was angry, my friends.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2026 10:50 AM (qFwJc)

293 In many cases they are "take me seriously you guyz" glasses. I think DeNiro uses them too. And Madcow.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 10:50 AM (IEFlH)

294 287 and vargas librarian girls, looking over them.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)

295 Julia Roberts was never beautiful, imo. But she did have some quite enviable hair in Steel Magnolias. Other than that, her supposed beauty eludes me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (qBdHI)

296 In many cases they are "take me seriously you guyz" glasses. I think DeNiro uses them too. And Madcow.

How ironic that they make you look like a clown, then.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (Riz8t)

297 Maybe not buying a huge 3500sqft house they can't afford might help?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (qBdHI)

But we definitely keep the $1200/mo BMW leases right?
- 2 parents

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (YO3Ap)

298 I don't get the snark about women using three names. It seemed to be common practice through the 19th and 20th centuries. One more thing to bitch about, I guess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM

Me neither.

Posted by: Mary Louise Minderbinder-Frankelton at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (iJfKG)

299 289 or those ones where the temples connected way down at the bottom of the lens.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)

300 I don't get the snark about women using three names. It seemed to be common practice through the 19th and 20th centuries. One more thing to bitch about, I guess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:38 AM

Me neither.

Posted by: Mary Louise Minderbinder-Frankelton at June 23, 2026 10:51 AM (iJfKG)

You said it, sister!

Posted by: Gracey Jewel Calfroper-Smythe at June 23, 2026 10:52 AM (iJfKG)

301 Clark Kent glasses are magical camo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2026 10:53 AM (GP8V/)

302 299 289 or those ones where the temples connected way down at the bottom of the lens.
Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026

I should do a whole thread on glasses through the ages, trends coming and thankfully going. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 10:53 AM (hftzA)

303 The 3 name thing is also a feminist rallying cry. I’m not Mrs Mary Johnson. Johnson is my “partner”’s name. I’m Ms. Mary Smith Jones. I’m my own woman. Fight the patriarchy!!!!

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (YO3Ap)

304 A veritable plethora of happy bushes can't save this one. Sad!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

305 Report: Female cop appears to shoot Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub HQ while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed

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Well, it's a 21st century headline, anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

306 295 mostly to do with impossibly wide diameter platters.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (R11M+)

307 Seems pretty evident to me that 30+ years of business-as-usual chickens in the pentagon are coming home to roost, driving our inconsistent performance vs. Iran. I'm sure a bunch of generals made promises they couldn't deliver on.

That's against a wider backdrop of what I have said since 2016 when the scope of the russian collusion fraud came to light: Trump is a speedbump and nothing is stopping the war that is coming. All these asshat judges only reinforce that belief.

We've expelled, what, maybe 2-3 million at best of Biden's invasion? Killing USAID is great but all this is really accomplishing domestically is giving us more time to prepare. And internationally the manufacturing we got back will help a bit. Better to have Trump than not but it's not enough

Civil war or balkanization is still inevitable.

Posted by: heya at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (Km6p/)

308 Greyed Rainbow
Jackson Pollock

The contempt he felt for his patrons...

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2026 10:55 AM (7kply)

309 My library book has a bookplate "In memory of Dr. Donald Trumpour" -- an alias?!?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:55 AM (kpS4V)

310
"Birth Control Glasses" is what we used to call the hideous thick plastic frames issued in boot camp. It made everyone wearing them look like an inmate at a nerd POW camp.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:47 AM (kpS4V)

The black plastic 50s-70s era frames weren't TOO bad. Especially when retro styles started to become popular. The "stylish" tortoise frames in the 80s and beyond were just some stupid ring-knocker officer intentionally trying to make his troops look like they'd been gelded before being released to walk among normal people in the wild.

I'm so grateful that my own eyesight didn't start to deteriorate until I hit my mid-40s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2026 10:55 AM (y9nCu)

311 303 The 3 name thing is also a feminist rallying cry. I’m not Mrs Mary Johnson. Johnson is my “partner”’s name. I’m Ms. Mary Smith Jones. I’m my own woman. Fight the patriarchy!!!!
Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 10:54 AM (YO3Ap)

By keeping her father's name.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 23, 2026 10:55 AM (laHVL)

312 after seeing the coca cola kid, i can't look at her and nazi her brother. sort of like your buddies sister, sometimes. ruins it.

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

313 I should do a whole thread on glasses through the ages, trends coming and thankfully going. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 10:53 AM
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I look forward to reading that one.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2026 10:56 AM (WJSuf)

314
Can I get me a fourth name here?

Posted by: Moonchild Hydrangea Saurez-Wong at June 23, 2026 10:56 AM (iJfKG)

315 I should do a whole thread on glasses through the ages, trends coming and thankfully going. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 10:53 AM (hftzA)
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Do it! Don't forget the pince nez and monocle! 🧐

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 10:57 AM (kpS4V)

316 302 aviators! loved them until i started riding. holes bad for wind. girl watchers work best.
now it's aviators when i get home (lime works too).

Posted by: cmeat at June 23, 2026 10:57 AM (R11M+)

317 Where's the Pornhub HQ?

Posted by: Asking for the friend of a friend at June 23, 2026 10:58 AM (WJSuf)

318 Women don't even need more than one name.

They have a husband or father who has the other name covered. We don't require more explanation.

*tosses grenade*

*dives for cover*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2026 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

319 312 Mmmmmm…Greta Scacchi…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

320 alternate title: Jackson Pollock: shit or garbage?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 23, 2026 10:59 AM (th3/q)

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