Mid-Morning Art Thread

Seasickness at the Ball, on Board an English Corvette
François–Auguste Biard

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

2 MoMe goes to sea!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 09:31 AM (gnNyN)

3 Women on board a ship is bad luck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

4 Greyhound Bus of the sea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)

5 Okay... This is weird...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (uUtyI)

6 They gagged when they got to the ball

Posted by: Rethinking things at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (HcoTw)

7 Makes me woozy just looking at it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

8 i see leon russell.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 "It's no Birkenhead. *blaarrgghhh*" - Lady reading book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

11 Painting: Ha! That's a good one!

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 09:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

12 was gonna say no barf, not art but it appears there is some mopping going on.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

13 WTF is happening, lower left corner?

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

14 Heh. The only one noticing the lean of the ship is the guy in the back. No one else is bothered by that whole 'gravity' thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 The sea was angry that day my friends

Posted by: Somebody has to at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (HcoTw)

16 I don't have to imagine the smell... *gags*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (jehhT)

17 Fertilizing the bushes
The chunder from down under
The technicolor yawn

Posted by: Liawatha at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (gtcuf)

18 Boy, that Corvette has a lot more leg room than the current models. Geez.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Up chuck!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (Kt19C)

20 what are they singing?

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

21 WTF is happening, lower left corner?
Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

The crew is sweeping some of the riffraff off the deck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)

22 Oh my gosh, they need Dramamine. But there is so much to look at - not happy things, but this definitely evokes emotion!

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (p4NUW)

23 Oh my! Feeling a little seasick just looking at it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

24 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (7PhS+)

25 François-Auguste Biard, born François Thérèse Biard (29 June 1799 – 20 June 1882) was a French painter, known for his adventurous travels and the works depicting his experiences.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

26 Wind bringing the smoke down onto the deck. Ugh.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (Jr5Lq)

27 PRO TIP: Don't hurl into the wind!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (gnNyN)

28 Heave ho!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Oj3Pf)

29 The guy on the walkway looks like he's going to girl on the crowd. They're peons anyway.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ufO5q)

30 I see Alfred Hitchcock making his cameo appearance

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

31 sunbeam tiger?

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

32 WTF is happening, lower left corner?
Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

"Please don't teabag me sire!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Dude in the upper right climbed up high so he can spew down on everyone's heads. Dude in the upper right is asshoe.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf)

34 A ball on a ship where everyone gets sick. Have I got this right?

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

35 what are they singing?

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)
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A diddly.

It's always a diddly.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Oj3Pf)

36 what are they singing?
Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

37 Only the artist was seasick that day.

Everyone else is on a calm, level sea.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (gnNyN)

38 The guy on the walkway looks like he's going to girl on the crowd. They're peons anyway.
Would hang
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ufO5q)

Please explain........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Who is the guy in the back on the rigging and who is wearing a bird head? He thought it was a costume ball?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (rZCVI)

40 >Fertilizing the bushes
The chunder from down under
The technicolor yawn
----

selling Buicks

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

41 Reminds me of when I chaperoned a whale watch with my son's third grade class. Yikes what a mess!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (0nHVk)

42 You know who else had a ball on a ship?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Oj3Pf)

43 Prequel to "Triangle of Sadness?"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (X8xt3)

44
Bein' a yacht girl be tough, yawl.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)

45 35 diddly diddly doo.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

46 In the early years we made the Corvette out of wood.
Later we switched to fiberglass.

Posted by: Chevrolet Motor Corporation at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (7PhS+)

47 what are they singing?

Frigging in the Rigging

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (gtcuf)

48 You know who else had a ball on a ship?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:36 AM (Oj3Pf)

AC/DC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)

49 You know who else was prone to seasickness.

True fact. Hitler avoided seagoing vessels for that very reason.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

50 Chick in center singing, "bringing in the heaves, bringing in the heaves, we will all be rejoicing, bringing in the heaves!"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:37 AM (6RVjC)

51 On this episode of below deck....

Posted by: Cap'n Sandy at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (HcoTw)

52 Upper mid left corner there is a guy cramming a knife?down another guy’s throat.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (p4NUW)

53 You know who else had a ball on a ship?

Angus Young?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (kYmoU)

54 all wearing "hello my name is ralph" stickers.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

55 >>You know who else had a ball on a ship?

"It as more of an adventure."
-- Poseidon ship's Captain

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (X8xt3)

56 I get seasick even on dive boats, taking short rides out to dive sites. Not a good thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (RC2c3)

57 The classical station I’m listening to is playing “Dance of the Hours” right now and all I can think of is Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (kYmoU)

58 >>all wearing "hello my name is ralph" stickers.

The one in the upper corner is "Chuck"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

59 what are they singing?

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)
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A ~~diddly~~ sea shanty.

It's always a ~~diddly~~ sea shanty.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Oj3Pf)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (Oj3Pf)

60 What kind of person wakes up in the morning and decides painting THIS would be a good idea?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

61 The spittoons must have been overflowing that day...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (gnNyN)

62 Meanwhile, aboard the Northwestern…

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

63 Are they singing 'Come Sail Away'?

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

64 One should ask why is there a harp in the lower left corner and what is it doing?

The serving girl is leaning against the roll. She's had practice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (2GVsD)

65 I get seasick even on dive boats, taking short rides out to dive sites. Not a good thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (RC2c3)

The key is to watch the water in the bilges. Swaying, swaying, out of rhythm with the motion of the boat. That'll fix it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (ExV1e)

66 Definitely a painting I would want to remind me of such a great time . /s

This is when you know a painter has run out of ideas to paint.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (GseMx)

67 >>all wearing "hello my name is ralph" stickers.

The one in the upper corner is "Chuck"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)
-

So we may call him upchuck.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (Oj3Pf)

68 Tossing of the toffs, punters, poofters and wankers.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

69 Not a good place to have a ball.

Posted by: Texas Government at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (T6aVk)

70 "Dramamine" would be a good limerick word.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (gtcuf)

71 Shouldn't we have seen the obligatory comment about comforting cabin boys by now?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 16, 2026 09:40 AM (7PhS+)

72 Funny, no pools of vomit on the deck. Point deduction for lack of realism.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (jehhT)

73 On this episode of ~~below~~blow deck....
Posted by: Cap'n Sandy

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (6RVjC)

74 The interwebs say this depicts a channel crossing. How is there time for a ball on a channel crossing, even on a sailing ship?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (XvL8K)

75 Upper mid left corner there is a guy cramming a knife?down another guy’s throat.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (p4NUW)

Does cramming your knife down another man's throat make you homo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

76 I’ve been seasick, once. Didn’t hurl though. We were crossing the Tasmanian Sea in a blow. Big waves.

Big. Waves.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (A5RD0)

77 The interwebs say this depicts a channel crossing. How is there time for a ball on a channel crossing, even on a sailing ship?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (XvL8K)

The boats were SLLLOOOOOWWWWWW back then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

78 According to Duck.ai, 25-35 percent of people are prone to seasickness, so 25-35 percent of people are literally Hitler.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (3N391)

79 @38 auto cucumber. I typed hurl, and it was changed to girl. Didn't catch it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2026 09:41 AM (ufO5q)

80
I thought for sure that CBD was going to post the latest portrait of

Big Mike and his Beard.

But, sadly, no.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (iJfKG)

81 We were crossing the Tasmanian Sea in a blow.

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

82 It is…a BALLROOM BLITZ???

Posted by: Sweet at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (T6aVk)

83 The harpist was one of the ship's musicians till she got the rumbly in her tumbly.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (gtcuf)

84 I experienced sea legs for the first time after a cruise. Though I've been out on boats numerous times. I guess you have to be on them for days.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (GseMx)

85 Not a good place to have a ball.
Posted by: Texas Government

It's a mash,
It's a monster mash

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (6RVjC)

86 boston whaler tied to chocolate reef off of bahai honda. with every convulsion hot coffee and frankfurter chunks caused brilliant blue and yellow reef dwellers to swarmmomentarily, devouring the bits and retreating until the next heave. only time i ever smiled while retching.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

87 Die sock die

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (T6aVk)

88 Being a Yacht girl would be a tough trawl on this gig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)

89 Who brought the monkey onboard? Kill it with fire and ketchup.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (SRceu)

90 I thought for sure that CBD was going to post the latest portrait of

Big Mike and his Beard.

But, sadly, no.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (iJfKG)

It's bad enough because of the Iran deal, the media took it upon themselves to shove Owebama's puss all over the TV screens yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

91 I experienced sea legs for the first time after a cruise. Though I've been out on boats numerous times. I guess you have to be on them for days.
Posted by: polynikes

Did that on a catamaran trip around the BVI's. After the third day... wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (6RVjC)

92 82 It is…a BALLROOM BLITZ???

All right, fellas: let's bloooooow!

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf)

93 The artist had an interesting life. His wife had an affair with Victor Hugo and from what I can make up from Wikipedia which is poorly written
( Yes; I know I should read some other resources. I'm not feeling too well at the moment and my eyes hurt) the artist found them having sex together in a hotel room.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (rZCVI)

94 Being a Yacht girl would be a tough trawl on this gig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)

WORTH IT!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at June 16, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Like this stupid modern slop song goes over and over: Like a wave like a wave like a wave like a wave

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 16, 2026 09:44 AM (T6aVk)

96 Artist had an interesting marriage:

"He married Léonie in 1840. Three years later, she became the lover of Victor Hugo. In 1845, she was caught with him, in flagrante delicto, at a hotel. She was arrested for adultery, but Hugo was not tried because the infuriated King Louis Philippe I did not wish the time of the Chamber of Peers[5] to be taken up with a frivolous matter; Biard was bought off by a stunning commission, to make wall paintings for Versailles.[6] Léonie was taken to the Prison Saint-Lazare, served two months and was then placed in a convent for several months more. Hugo was told to leave town. The marriage was nullified in 1855."

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 09:44 AM (lJ0H4)

97 I told you we should have flown. But no, you said. Let's go by boat, you said. It'll be fun, you said.

Posted by: Nagging wife at June 16, 2026 09:44 AM (7PhS+)

98
Caption:

"I told you we should've gotten tickets on the Titanic, but nooooo!"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

99 Pudgy dude left of center apparently is getting high. He's got a little box in his left hand, and something like a coke spoon in his right.

Don't ask...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (jehhT)

100 93- make out, not up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (rZCVI)

101 I'm glad we didn't spew too many vomit puns.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

102 with every convulsion hot coffee and frankfurter chunks caused brilliant blue and yellow reef dwellers to swarmmomentarily, devouring the bits and retreating until the next heave. only time i ever smiled while retching.
Posted by: cmeat
_______

That's what you get for drinking coffee with a hot dog. Disgusting.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (XvL8K)

103 Like this stupid modern slop song goes over and over: Like a wave like a wave like a wave like a wave
Posted by: Cow Demon

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:46 AM (6RVjC)

104 I'm glad we didn't spew too many vomit puns.
Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

Barf out! Gag me with a spoon!!

Posted by: Valley Girl at June 16, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 09:44 AM (lJ0H4)

They still had duels back then. I guess Biard didn't think she was worth it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:46 AM (GseMx)

106 This painting inspired a new hymn, "Closer to the bucket than thee."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:47 AM (2GVsD)

107 We could sing the Comet song.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:47 AM (GseMx)

108 Is the Captain hiding in his quarters with a bottle of rum?

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

109 "with every convulsion hot coffee and frankfurter chunks caused brilliant blue and yellow reef dwellers to swarm momentarily, devouring the bits and retreating until the next heave."

That is *great* free verse. I'm going to steal that and use it at the next poetry slam.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (Jr5Lq)

110
I'm glad we didn't spew too many vomit puns.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)

Oh, we Morons aren't that bile!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (iJfKG)

111 They still had duels back then. I guess Biard didn't think she was worth it.
Posted by: polynikes

I'm not dying over some chick that cheated on me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (6RVjC)

112 So... this is why MoMe UK edition was permanently cancelled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (snZF9)

113 Women on board a ship is bad luck.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:31 AM

Are there any women aboard, Mr. Prostitute?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (kgE5c)

114 "He's got a little box in his left hand, and something like a coke spoon in his right."

Snuff.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (Jr5Lq)

115 Another thing that will probably make the travelers sick is the exhaust from the short stack.

Exhaust gas and soot particles raining down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:49 AM (2GVsD)

116 I experienced sea legs for the first time after a cruise. Though I've been out on boats numerous times. I guess you have to be on them for days.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:42 AM (GseMx)

The smaller the boat, the quicker the sea legs arrive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2026 09:49 AM (PLxDd)

117
Exhaust gas and soot particles raining down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 09:49 AM (2GVsD)

It rained oil when I was a kid. That's where I got the idea for a cure for cancer!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

118 They're on their way to Epstein Island.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:50 AM (GseMx)

119 They still had duels back then. I guess Biard didn't think she was worth it.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:46 AM (GseMx)

Maybe he thought Hugo was a better aim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

120 🎵
ooh wee
ooh wee baby
ooh wee
ooh wee baby
OOH WEE
OOH WEE BABY
won't you let me take you
on a
Sea Cruise 🎶

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:50 AM (ZxPkt)

121 102 learned my lesson. to be fair, it was the only comestible offered by the early morning park concession. i'll enjoy a polish or thuringer but haven't had a wiener since.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

122 I can admire Biard's talent and technique. The details are realistic, the colors are appropriate to the scene, and even the topics are easy for the viewer to identify with. There is a dynamism in the way he positions the people, as if caught in a moment but their movements will continue.

The second aspect that hit me is the humor. The people arrived ready for a fun time on the water. Then the seasickness starts. It's not horrible, just unwelcome and amusing to see if you aren't there. Each face and posture is very different as they react to the water movement. It reminds me of Norman Rockwell where each individual in the painting stands out and catches the viewer's eye. The slightly exaggerated facial expressions increase the similarity.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

123 You don't want me on your vessel. Not an easy cleanup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

124 Are there any women aboard, Mr. Prostitute?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 09:48 AM (kgE5c)

I can't say. I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (ExV1e)

125 Hope the janitor on that ship has LOTS of pink sawdust on hand.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

126 The sea was sick as a dog that day my friends.

Posted by: Archer at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (wvc0i)

127
I can't say. I'm not a biologist.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (ExV1e)

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

Posted by: Kindergarten Kop at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

128 Smiles, everyone! Smiles!

Posted by: Mr. Roarke at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (7PhS+)

129 109 "damn the electric fence! damn the electric fence!"

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

130 Hang on, Sloopy

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:52 AM (ZxPkt)

131 Theres a cannon on that boat. And there is no stopping the guitarist, he's in his groove. The harpist is down and out.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 09:52 AM (sl73Y)

132 Hope the janitor on that ship has LOTS of pink sawdust on hand.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

What WAS that stuff? It didn't make the SMELL any better, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Who wants chowder? -- Lois Griffin

Posted by: Archer at June 16, 2026 09:52 AM (wvc0i)

134 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2026 09:53 AM (5rh/l)

135 I'm glad we didn't spew too many vomit puns.

Posted by: Delurker at June 16, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf)
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It's never too hurly for vomit puns.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2026 09:53 AM (Oj3Pf)

136 Ok. Imma whine a little here.

It was 92 in Seattle yesterday. No AC in my apartment. Just a couple box fans.

No sleep, I’m tired and grumpy and have a crapload of work to do.

It’s nice out now though. High of 72 today, thank God.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:54 AM (A5RD0)

137 *It's never too hurly for vomit puns.*

So, a running gag?

Posted by: Oh, no... at June 16, 2026 09:55 AM (7PhS+)

138 At least it's not as dire than Winslow Homer's The Gulf Stream. Though I'd definitely hang that one.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (GseMx)

139 *sings*

When I was a young boy
I wanted to sail around the world
That's the life for me
Living on the sea
Spirit of a sailor
Circumnavigates the globe
The lust of a pioneer
Will acknowledge no frontier

I remember you by, thunderclap in the sky
Lightning flash, tempers flare
'Round the horn if you dare
I just spent six months in a leaky boat
Lucky just to keep afloat

Posted by: Zombie Split Enz at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

140 On this episode of below deck....
Posted by: Cap'n Sandy at June 16, 2026 09:38 AM (HcoTw)
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I wouldn't trust her to be a shift leader at McD's. Terrible leadership skills. Sets up her people to fail constantly. Vague direction. Poor teacher. 0/5

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

141 I bet that reeks. Reminds me of grade school. One kid would begin and it would start a chain reaction.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (3uBP9)

142 A wessel!

Posted by: pavel chekov's phony accent at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (+aL9E)

143 The Southern Toss.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM (Q+gd/)

144 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Some of the subjects in the art look like me when I miss a 3 foot putt during Geezer Golf.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 09:57 AM (2WIwB)

145 A 1967 Corvette is the best Corvette.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:57 AM (GseMx)

146 I was trying to think of some vomit puns, but unfortunately, something came up.

Posted by: Groan at June 16, 2026 09:57 AM (7PhS+)

147
I was trying to think of some vomit puns, but unfortunately, something came up.

Posted by: Groan at June 16, 2026 09:57 AM (7PhS+)

Surely, you could think of one gag.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

148 all these vomit puns are in poor taste

Posted by: vomit flavored jelly belly at June 16, 2026 09:58 AM (+aL9E)

149 Ok. Imma whine a little here.

It was 92 in Seattle yesterday. No AC in my apartment. Just a couple box fans.

No sleep, I’m tired and grumpy and have a crapload of work to do.

It’s nice out now though. High of 72 today, thank God.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:54 AM

I hear you. 90s here for the last couple of days, but it's cooled off a bit. Mostly high 70s for the next few days. At least this year my car's ac is working for Friday's drive down to NoVa.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 09:59 AM (kgE5c)

150 1967 was a good year as it's also the best Jaguar.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 09:59 AM (GseMx)

151 Speaking of Geezer Golf, I'm off to fleece a few of the old dudes.
Later kids.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 09:59 AM (2WIwB)

152 A wessel!
Posted by: pavel chekov's phony accent at June 16, 2026 09:56 AM

But wessel is not nuclear.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

153 Boof!

Posted by: Supreme Court Justice at June 16, 2026 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

154 That's.... a lot going on.

It looks like the heads were painted separately from the bodies. Weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:01 AM (mPXxA)

155 Houston and 60 miles surrounding it are under flood warnings. Heavy rain through Wednesday.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)

156 Boof!
Posted by: Supreme Court Justice at June 16, 2026 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

Choom!

Posted by: I. B. Prezdentin at June 16, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

157 There's a strange looking animal just out of frame.
It's a yak.

Posted by: Make it stop at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (7PhS+)

158 I never got the “w” for “v” in phony Russian accents. I never heard that from any of my Russian teachers in Monterey, and Russian has a “v” sound.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

159 I don't have a problem but my wife sure does. We took a cruise and she spent the whole time hopped up on seasick meds. Also it was late hurricane season so the seas were a bit angry. But no effect on me.

I've seen a bunch of people plane sick though working in flight test. You never know who's going to wash out. The best is abrupt yaw rudder kick in modern swept low wing aircraft. Most of those have an active yaw damper. Why? To minimize coupled ductch roll which they are probably neutrally passive damped. Which some people can't take. And when you test, of course, you have to do some damper failed conditions. So you put in good rudder, not full but maybe 3/4, hold, deactivate the damper, and then release the stick, pedals, etc.. and let the plane respond. Swing roll dip dpi roll swing, many many cycles, wheeeee!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)

160 I am surprised Seattle does not have window units at least for the few hot summer days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:04 AM (mPXxA)

161 Houston and 60 miles surrounding it are under flood warnings. Heavy rain through Wednesday.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)

Houston has had plenty of experience with flooding over the last decade. It amazes me the dumbasses STILL drive into flooded areas.

Watch multiple newscasts yesterday of cars floating away with the brake lights lit up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

162 Good job on the painting, Baird. Just ate breakfast and oh.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 10:04 AM (vC80E)

163 "Svimvwear!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 16, 2026 10:04 AM (7PhS+)

164 "Shuffleboard on the Wretch Deck!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

165
I've seen a bunch of people plane sick though working in flight test. You never know who's going to wash out. The best is abrupt yaw rudder kick in modern swept low wing aircraft. Most of those have an active yaw damper. Why? To minimize coupled ductch roll which they are probably neutrally passive damped. Which some people can't take. And when you test, of course, you have to do some damper failed conditions. So you put in good rudder, not full but maybe 3/4, hold, deactivate the damper, and then release the stick, pedals, etc.. and let the plane respond. Swing roll dip dpi roll swing, many many cycles, wheeeee!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)

... But what about the Heisenberg compensators? Or the inertial dampeners?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM (mPXxA)

166 Listen chum, just lean over the side and don't fall overboard.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM (SRceu)

167
... But what about the Heisenberg compensators? Or the inertial dampeners?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM (mPXxA)

And don't forget to check the blinker fluid!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

168 I never got the “w” for “v” in phony Russian accents. I never heard that from any of my Russian teachers in Monterey, and Russian has a “v” sound.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM

Forget it, Bulg...it's Hollywood town.

And don't get me started on what people do to Greek...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:06 AM (kgE5c)

169 Damper? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at June 16, 2026 10:06 AM (7PhS+)

170 The English Channel is no joke . We lost over 700 soldiers on a training mission for D Day. Exercise Tiger. A German U Boat assisted the English Channel in the deaths though. Lot of fuck ups on our side .

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:06 AM (GseMx)

171 161 Houston and 60 miles surrounding it are under flood warnings. Heavy rain through Wednesday.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)
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Step 1: build a city on a swamp
Step 2: build roads below ground level
Step 3: drivers watching GPS and not the road

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM (vC80E)

172 150 1967 was a good year as it's also the best Jaguar.
Posted by: polynikes at

Lots of good cars that year Chevy ss396, although I liked the '66 better, Olds 442, MG. Good times.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM (sl73Y)

173 ... But what about the Heisenberg compensators? Or the inertial dampeners?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM

I'll explain later!

- Doctor Who

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)

174
Step 1: build a city on a swamp
Step 2: build roads below ground level
Step 3: drivers watching GPS and not the road

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM (vC80E)

Hold my beer......

Posted by: New Orleans at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Damn this tuna fish sandwich is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM (mPXxA)

176 Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)

The weightless training NASA plane has had a lot of clean ups.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM (GseMx)

177 A Heisenberg compensator?
What is it?

Posted by: Vector Victor at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM (7PhS+)

178 My laptop computer is getting fat. It should probably go on a diet. I don't even know if they make replacement batteries for a decades old hp. It's in the slowly exploding phase of laptop batteries. Oh well.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

179 Step 1: build a city on a swamp
Step 2: build roads below ground level
Step 3: drivers watching GPS and not the road

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Dutch at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)

180 And don't forget to check the blinker fluid!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh, like you understood that either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (mPXxA)

181 A Heisenberg compensator?
What is it?
Posted by: Vector Victor at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM

I'm not sure. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)

182 My cats could teach those folks a thing or two about vomiting.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

183 178 My laptop computer is getting fat. It should probably go on a diet. I don't even know if they make replacement batteries for a decades old hp. It's in the slowly exploding phase of laptop batteries. Oh well.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

I was able to get a replacement battery for my HP laptop from... 2016? Love that thing. Wide. Works great. Just plug the battery info into amazon. Was fairly cheap, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (mPXxA)

184 Oh, like you understood that either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:09 AM (mPXxA)

I know what yaw is. I flew 152's with my dad as a yute.

However, everything else that guy said was bullshit.

Posted by: New Orleans at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

185 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (2X2jr)

187 It's amazing how many Military experts we have here.... Trump needs to fire Hegseth and Rubio and rely on us Morons....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 09:18 AM (uUtyI)
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My favorite is the 10,000th repetition of "Trump needs to know that the Iranians lie about everything!!"

Oh my gosh! This startling new information needs hand delivered to Trump today!

LOL
Stop.
He knows.
All of them know.
And all of them have already accounted for that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 10:11 AM (73/SM)

188 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (2X2jr)

NIC card!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

189 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (2X2jr

You don't have a jacket coat ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:11 AM (GseMx)

190 But what about the Heisenberg compensators? Or the inertial dampeners?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:05 AM

I'll explain later!

- Doctor Who
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)
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Make sure you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 10:11 AM (gnNyN)

191 177 A Heisenberg compensator?
What is it?
Posted by: Vector Victor
----

A device ensures that the matter stream remains coherent during transport, preventing data loss.

But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Airplane! at June 16, 2026 10:12 AM (7PhS+)

192 LOL
Stop.
He knows.
All of them know.
And all of them have already accounted for that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 10:11 AM (73/SM)

There's no way. He's a stupid doodyhead who doesn't know anything and never learns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Seasickness at the Ball, on Board an English Corvette, 1857
François–Auguste Biard

François-Auguste Biard (1799–1882) was a renowned French painter famous for his globe-trotting lifestyle and vivid depictions of extreme environments. His journeys spanned from the icy fjords of the Arctic to the heart of the Amazon, making him a true 19th-century artist-explorer.

This painting playfully satirizes the rigid, upper-class rigidity of French society by thrusting them into a violently rolling ship. (So say references.)

Dallas Museum of Art and AI Overview: It depicts a chaotic shipboard dance abruptly interrupted by rough waters, showcasing the varied, often comical reactions of 19th-century travelers to violent seasickness.

Aha. Texas and the French.

Would pass hanging but it's an interesting art lesson, and I'd like to see more of his body of work.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

194 Hey guys, does anyone realize that the Iranian mullahs are a bunch of big fat liars and phonies?

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (oqH4h)

195 186 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (2X2jr)

Tuna is the meat in the can or fish. Tunafish is when you add mayo, mustard, relish and onions (I tried this new fermented onion sweet onion stuff from a jar). Then you slap it on some bread and it becomes a tunafish sandwich.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (mPXxA)

196 You can tune a piano.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (viF8m)

197 I'm not comfortable with this art.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (OLnPb)

198 Hey guys, does anyone realize that the Iranian mullahs are a bunch of big fat liars and phonies?
Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (oqH4h)

A.......ar.........Are you serious?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

199 This reminds me of the nightmare trip the Beach Boys sang about on "The Sloop John B." Except, you know, this was probably an ocean trip and didn't end after one disastrous day, but kept on, and on, and on . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

200 Kinda like being on a cruise ship these days.
All it takes is one person being sick then everybody gets sick.
It's why nobody can drag me on a cruise ship.

Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (IY9No)

201

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (2X2jr)

202 Then you slap it on some bread and it becomes a tunafish sandwich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (mPXxA)

Not a tilapiafish sandwich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

203 197 I'm not comfortable with this art.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2026 10:13 AM (OLnPb)

No stable shooting rest to be found.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (mPXxA)

204 Kinda like being on a cruise ship these days.
All it takes is one person being sick then everybody gets sick.
It's why nobody can drag me on a cruise ship.
Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (IY9No)

BISH! I kick yo ass.....

Posted by: La'Quisha Jones at June 16, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

205 >>> Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)

The weightless training NASA plane has had a lot of clean ups.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM (GseMx)

Strangly enough, roller coaster maneuvers aren't as rough. They are all in the longitudinal plane. You have to get pilots flying to avoid pilot induced oscillations as a result of the load factor but training will help that. Getting good clean test runs for roller coasters is the main problem. But test crew will generally get through those without hoarking. But neutrally damped dutch roll? It is a combination of movement in all axes, with pitch roll yaw not in phase. There are lags which cause your brain / body to go WHAT'S HAPPENING!!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:15 AM (3uBP9)

206 Watching YouTube and a video cones up from The Hill " Algae already in Renovated Reflecting Pool"
These TDS is so deep.

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (YwEeS)

207 I do not get cruise ships.

I can understand a love of buffets, but go to a casino.

I do not get wanting to be on the ocean without being on the ocean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (mPXxA)

208 Per the NY Post:
FBI arrests 5 people in connection with drone attack plot against White House UFC Freedom 250 event. “The multi-phase terror attack allegedly involved using explosive-laden drone aircraft to strike buildings in the vicinity of the event, sparking mass panic and driving the fleeing crowd toward a sniper team poised to pick them off, officials told Fox News Digital. A ‘second wave’ of attackers then allegedly planned to storm the White House gate, officials said.”

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

209 Try our new cowbeef stew.

Posted by: Dinty Moore at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (7PhS+)

210 Houston and 60 miles surrounding it are under flood warnings. Heavy rain through Wednesday.
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Without the pumps and canals, Houston and big chunks of Harris County would darn near be a Venice in 10 years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (73/SM)

211 "Newly Cleaned Statue Already Covered in Pigeon Shit"

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (YwEeS)

212 Where would you even hang this? An E.R. waiting room?

Posted by: barbara at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (ILWkh)

213 298 I saw that. I wonder which Democrat constituency it was...

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (YwEeS)

214 Putting on contrarian hat.

Trump didn't see the J6 scam coming and he was hoodwinked by Fauci . I'm not going to criticize him for things over my pay grade but he's not infallible. I am sure there are contingencies in place if the Iranians do try some funny business which they will. I also think a lot has to do with China.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (GseMx)

215 "Newly Cleaned Statue Already Covered in Pigeon Shit"

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (YwEeS)

People in parks should stop feeding those f*cking things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

216 FBI arrests 5 people in connection with drone attack plot against White House UFC Freedom 250 event. “The multi-phase terror attack allegedly involved using explosive-laden drone aircraft to strike buildings in the vicinity of the event, sparking mass panic and driving the fleeing crowd toward a sniper team poised to pick them off, officials told Fox News Digital. A ‘second wave’ of attackers then allegedly planned to storm the White House gate, officials said.”
Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

Nifty, but retarded.

KISS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:18 AM (mPXxA)

217 I'm no expert, but I'd say that painting may be a half a bead off plumb.

Posted by: Bob Villa at June 16, 2026 10:19 AM (2X2jr)

218 Nifty, but retarded.

KISS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:18 AM (mPXxA)

"But, it was going to be like shooting fish in a barrel!"

"We would've succeeded, too, if it wasn't for those meddling KIDS!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

219 My aunt Martha used to make neutrally damped dutch roll during the holidays.

Delicious.

Posted by: Just got here at June 16, 2026 10:19 AM (7PhS+)

220 French Painter depicting Brits. Predictable.

Posted by: epador at June 16, 2026 10:19 AM (Ewklp)

221 What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter!!!

Posted by: morigu at June 16, 2026 10:20 AM (vFOWy)

222 No way should Trump pressure that UFC fighter to apologize. Make Michelle Obama prove him wrong and sue like Macron's BDSM grandma.

Posted by: Planet of the Ape Wieners at June 16, 2026 10:20 AM (AhAak)

223 >>> I was able to get a replacement battery for my HP laptop from... 2016? Love that thing. Wide. Works great. Just plug the battery info into amazon. Was fairly cheap, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (mPXxA)

I will look, I'd like to save it. It's one of the early sleek gold spectres they made. I couldn't get it to fool MS into surviving the support end and installed linux on it and actually I was really happy with the result.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:20 AM (3uBP9)

224 >>Kinda like being on a cruise ship these days.
All it takes is one person being sick then everybody gets sick.
It's why nobody can drag me on a cruise ship.

Only been seasick once, ironically enough when going tuna fishing.

A bunch of us who have been fishing sailing together for years met to go fishing on one of the guys new boat. We hadn't been together for a while so naturally we decided to go out for dinner and drinks the night before which turned into the morning of. Turns out doing shots till 2 in the morning and then leaving to fish at 4 was not a great plan. Hindsight.

Really narly morning with 3+ foot seas. Once the first guy ralphed it was free for all. Turned out to be a great day of fishing but the morning was not pretty.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:22 AM (viF8m)

225 But you can't tuna fish.

Posted by: Penny Whistle at June 16, 2026 10:22 AM (3ImbR)

226
... But what about the Heisenberg compensators?

---

I AM the danger!

Posted by: Heisenberg at June 16, 2026 10:22 AM (8JR9p)

227 A Heisenberg compensator?
What is it?
Posted by: Vector Victor at June 16, 2026 10:08 AM

I'm not sure. But that's not important right now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Shirley you jest.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 10:22 AM (6RVjC)

228 The nose is Nixonian, but the jowls are Nadleresque.

https://tinyurl.com/mr69fdtz

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2026 10:23 AM (2X2jr)

229 Chicken of the Sea. I bet when they first came up with that they were so proud.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:23 AM (GseMx)

230 >>> I do not get cruise ships.

I can understand a love of buffets, but go to a casino.

I do not get wanting to be on the ocean without being on the ocean.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (mPXxA)

I would say from the POV of someone from the middle of the country, lets say Kansas, it is appealing in that you are going to places about the ocean but it allows you to not think about the scary ocean as much. I guess the same reason some people do long train rides.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)

231 223 The really old laptops have keyboards far superior to today's laptops. I keep em.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 10:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

232 pretty spacious for a corvette. I figured they would not have enough room for a ball

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 16, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

233 206 Watching YouTube and a video cones up from The Hill " Algae already in Renovated Reflecting Pool"
These TDS is so deep.
Posted by: steevy
---

They dumped algae into the pool and burned 8647 into the lawn.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 10:25 AM (vC80E)

234

Shirley you jest.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 10:22 AM (6RVjC)

That was always my rebuttal to NY Jets fans.

"J. E. S. T. Surely you jest!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

235 You're allowing yourself to be kidnapped.

Posted by: And paying for it at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (7PhS+)

236 Watching YouTube and a video cones up from The Hill " Algae already in Renovated Reflecting Pool"

Tomorrow at the latest, we are reliably informed!

Posted by: The Hill at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (1zcQ9)

237 Lindsey Graham is now demanding Hokit apologize to his boyfriend.

Posted by: Planet of the Ape Wieners at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (AhAak)

238 221 What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter!!!
Posted by: morigu

Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker!!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (3bwc/)

239 Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM (GseMx)

J6 true - but he was absolutely not hoodwinked by Fauci. He was arguing with Fauci very early and through the summer. He was cornered politically when being reelected was clearly the single most important thing. At the time even questioning Fauci was considered blasphemy, and he was arguing all the time while having to spout the niceties like he is doing with the mullahs.

Great mullahs. The best. Some people say these are the greatest they've ever seen. No one has seen mullahs like this before. Even people who don't like me very much say that. Their aim with the stones is, top notch. Some even say that have perfect aim. That wherever the stone hits is where Allah wanted it to go. It's true. They are very good with the stones.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (aBLnM)

240 "But, it was going to be like shooting fish in a barrel!"

"We would've succeeded, too, if it wasn't for those meddling KIDS!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Also a lot of unfocused and loose shit there.

1) Blow up some buildings, create chaos.
2) Shoot fleeing people. Specific targets or just anyone?
3) Assault the white house when you have already alerted the SS that shit just got real. This is not that hotel where they have the correspondent's dinner. You'll be assaulting a bunch of trained guys with automatic weapons. And do... what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (mPXxA)

241 Nazism has been very, very good her.

Joel Pollak
@joelpollak
SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group — pair even had joint bank account

https://tinyurl.com/32e4pj9n

Check her picture at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

242 Kinda like being on a cruise ship these days.
All it takes is one person being sick then everybody gets sick.
It's why nobody can drag me on a cruise ship.
Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 10:14 AM (IY9No)
~~~~~

I used to love cruising, but the ships are too damn big now, with some, like Royal Caribbean Icon, having more than 7,000 passengers! And the smaller ones are crazy expensive.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (3ImbR)

243 210 Houston and 60 miles surrounding it are under flood warnings. Heavy rain through Wednesday.
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Without the pumps and canals, Houston and big chunks of Harris County would darn near be a Venice in 10 years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 10:16 AM (73/SM)

The streets serve as drainage ditches. Saw that in Houston once after an epic thunderstorm. The streets were like rivers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (xcxpd)

244 216. Posted by: Aetius451AD

Hook 'em, book 'em, cook 'em. Quickly and publicly.

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In keeping with the art theme, the saying was popularized as the title of the beloved vintage seafood and fishing guide by Bunny Day. The concept breaks down the entire process from catching fish to preparing the perfect meal.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (NFX2v)

245 'Barrel-Organ Waltz.' Worst Shostakovich piece evah:
youtube.com/watch?v=XzT5GGqxDfw

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

246 Great mullahs. The best. Some people say these are the greatest they've ever seen. No one has seen mullahs like this before. Even people who don't like me very much say that. Their aim with the stones is, top notch. Some even say that have perfect aim. That wherever the stone hits is where Allah wanted it to go. It's true. They are very good with the stones.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (aBLnM)

Well done. I heard this in his voice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 16, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

247 People in parks should stop feeding those f*cking things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:17 AM

That's what I keep telling people!

Posted by: Zombie Tom Lehrer at June 16, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)

248 https://tinyurl.com/32e4pj9n

Check her picture at the link.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

Damn, what's the joke? 'Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it.'

Double-bonus for being topical!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:29 AM (mPXxA)

249 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026

***
I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

"Catfishfish" is right out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)

250 Joel Pollak
@joelpollak
SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group — pair even had joint bank account

I can't wait to read the article that tells me something was actually done about this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

251 It's quite simple.

‘Historian’ Heather Cox Richardson tells Jim Acosta:

“It's not really a stretch to say that the same impulse that created the UFC fight on the white House lawn...

...is the impulse that really pushed lynching in the late 19th century."

Acosta nods right along with this batsh*t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

252 What will we do with a drunken sailor?

First line of a sea shanty.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 10:32 AM (6RVjC)

253 I like it being a Patrick O'Brian fan

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2026 10:32 AM (40/EI)

254 My first thought was food poisoning

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2026 10:34 AM (40/EI)

255 A cruise is like an all inclusive resort except each day you’re at a different beach. I’ve been on a few and they’re fun.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:34 AM (e4LaW)

256 My first thought was food poisoning
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2026 10:34 AM (40/EI)

"What were the meal choices tonight?"

"Chicken or fish."

"That's right. I had the lasagna."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

257 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 10:10 AM (2X2jr)

Probably, because most Americans experience with tuna was the canned version.

They probably added "fish" to the label to stave off complaints like;

"This here tuna ham is spoiled!!!! It tastes like fish! Gimme my money back!!!"

Yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)

258 Obviously norovirus.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 16, 2026 10:35 AM (3ImbR)

259 I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

"Catfishfish" is right out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:31 AM

*Port wine and sherry wine have entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 10:35 AM (kgE5c)

260 Boogers. Nobody pointed out the boogers in today's artwork.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 16, 2026 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

261 249 I always wondered why tuna is called tunafish? Isn't tuna, by definition, a fish, therefore making the final fish in the name redundant?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026

***
I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

"Catfishfish" is right out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

*waits for someone to seriously mention swordfish

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 10:36 AM (Wmg4n)

262 They probably added "fish" to the label to stave off complaints like;

"This here tuna ham is spoiled!!!! It tastes like fish! Gimme my money back!!!"

Yeah.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)

And there are those just stupid enough........

But, how come there are food trucks everywhere hauling food, yet the only one's you see with warning signs are the ones that have "CAUTION: FISH" plastered on the back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

263 SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group — pair even had joint bank account

I can't wait to read the article that tells me something was actually done about this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Sternly worded letters are being written.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:36 AM (e4LaW)

264 Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (aBLnM)

Disagree obviously. Everything Fauci wanted Fauci got.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (GseMx)

265 Obozo and the Mooch portraits.

https://tinyurl.com/36hjhj57

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

266 >>‘Historian’ Heather Cox Richardson tells Jim Acosta:

“It's not really a stretch to say that the same impulse that created the UFC fight on the white House lawn...

...is the impulse that really pushed lynching in the late 19th century."

Shorter: [Redneck activity] = just like lynching!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (X8xt3)

267 Now that we've heard from Wesley Crusher who's next, Jar Jar Binks?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (SRceu)

268 1967 was a good year as it's also the best Jaguar.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026

***
That was the first year of the 2 + 2 coupe, I think?

I agree, 1966-67 were darn good years for me. (Eighth grade: easy schoolwork, lots of pretty girls in my classes, plenty of good books to read from the library!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

269 fissh

Posted by: Gollum at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (Q+gd/)

270 >>What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Whole bunch of them around this week. Last weekend was the annual New York Yacht Club regatta and this Friday is the start of the Newport - Bermuda race.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

271 Tipapia and Timamia and their tininos.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (Jr5Lq)

272 >>I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

It's a fluke!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (X8xt3)

273 More impenetrable logic.

WOW… Sunny Hostin says the comment by Hokit about Michelle Obama at UFC is because of wait for it… SLAVERY.

“Black women have been slurred and made to feel that they were unattractive… masculine and didn’t have the femininity that a White woman would have” - Hostin

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

274 It’s a rainy, stay in bed all day kind of day.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 10:39 AM (Wmg4n)

275 Also a lot of unfocused and loose shit there.

1) Blow up some buildings, create chaos.
2) Shoot fleeing people. Specific targets or just anyone?
3) Assault the white house when you have already alerted the SS that shit just got real. This is not that hotel where they have the correspondent's dinner. You'll be assaulting a bunch of trained guys with automatic weapons. And do... what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2026 10:26 AM (mPXxA)
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Profit. (says Gnome)

Posted by: WisRich at June 16, 2026 10:40 AM (G0vdT)

276 >>I can't wait to read the article that tells me something was actually done about this.

It's included in the SPLC indictment:

The indictment alleges Beirich was very close to the informant known only as “F-9” who “infiltrated the neo-Nazi organization National Alliance.”

“[Beirich] was also in a romantic relationship with F-9. During this relationship, [Beirich] and F-9 shared a house and two bank accounts,” the indictment alleges.

“Between 2015 and 2021, approximately $140,000 in donors’ money flowed from the SPLC operating account … and was ultimately deposited into the joint bank accounts held by F-9 and [Beirich].

“This amounted to approximately 66% of all money ever deposited into their joint bank accounts. [Beirich] then used donors’ money to pay the couple’s personal living expenses.”

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:41 AM (X8xt3)

277 Here I was thinking being trans is the most amazing thing possible. But now it’s insulting to call someone trans?

I’m so confused.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:41 AM (e4LaW)

278 207 floating petri dish in the words of my dear departed.

Posted by: cmeat at June 16, 2026 10:41 AM (R11M+)

279 ‘Historian’ Heather Cox Richardson tells Jim Acosta:

“It's not really a stretch to say that the same impulse that created the UFC fight on the white House lawn...

...is the impulse that really pushed lynching in the late 19th century."

Shorter: [Redneck activity] = just like lynching!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (X8xt3)

Who's stupider?

Heather Cox Richardson

or

Those who listen to this mouth farting and think, "Yep, that's right!!! Racist bastards!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:41 AM (iJfKG)

280 >Only been seasick once, ironically enough when going tuna fishing.
----

I think you mean 'tuna fish fishing'

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

281 I never got the “w” for “v” in phony Russian accents. I never heard that from any of my Russian teachers in Monterey, and Russian has a “v” sound.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)
====

I only ever heard this on Star Trek.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 16, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)

282 It’s a rainy, stay in bed all day kind of day.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 10:39 AM (Wmg4n)

You know the rule.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:42 AM (aBLnM)

283 More:

The indictment describes how a source broke into National Alliance’s headquarters in West Virginia in 2014 and “stole approximately 25 boxes of documents,” took them over state lines into North Carolina and copied them, before returning the originals.

In 2015, Beirich wrote an article allegedly based on the stolen materials for her group’s “Hatewatch” section of its website. That article, “Chaos at the Compound,” is still available.

The indictment then describes how the SPLC tried to cover up who their informant was by paying a second informant “approximately $6,000” to take responsibility for the burglary.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (X8xt3)

284 Is there anything slavery didn't do? Shit it's the new Global Warming.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (aBLnM)

285 23 people invilved in this multi pronged plot to attack the UFC thing the other day, that's .. a really big deal

Posted by: heya at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (bvZDb)

286 More impenetrable logic.

WOW… Sunny Hostin says the comment by Hokit about Michelle Obama at UFC is because of wait for it… SLAVERY.

“Black women have been slurred and made to feel that they were unattractive… masculine and didn’t have the femininity that a White woman would have” - Hostin
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

I'll get back to you after I finish watching this all-out fight for the last chicken wings on this cruise ship.

I know, I know...

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

287 > It’s a rainy, stay in bed all day kind of day.
-----

PJs or nightgown?

you know, because you do the fashion thing on Sundays and all

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

288 >>Those who listen to this mouth farting and think, "Yep, that's right!!! Racist bastards!!!"

Her audience already believes half the country are Nazis, she simply has to make her bias-confirming nonsense sound like scholarship.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:44 AM (X8xt3)

289 We had to listen for 4+ years how gorgeous Michelle Obama was and a fashion icon while subsequently having to laugh at the criticism Melania received for her style without a positive word about her looks ( former model).

Fuck the bleached hair Hostin.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:44 AM (GseMx)

290 “Black women have been slurred and made to feel that they were unattractive… masculine and didn’t have the femininity that a White woman would have” - Hostin
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

Uh, Mike's actually been videoed in a dress floppin' a dick, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

291 WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

MLB warns Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verses on Pride hats that such behavior will not be tolerated

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

292 Disagree obviously. Everything Fauci wanted Fauci got.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:37 AM (GseMx)

Sincerely doubt that.

This country would *still* be unrecognizable if Hillary had been at the top like she was supposed to. We'd probably still be in lockdown and on the twelfth mandatory shot.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (aBLnM)

293 It’s a rainy, stay in bed all day kind of day.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026

***
Too late! My cat already got me up a while ago. I've shaved and showered, vacuumed the carpet, and done some more chores. While it hasn't started raining here yet, it looks like it will by afternoon. No point in washing the car.

I've got books and food, and two cats to keep me company.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

294 I find it funny that people who shit on ufc and people who shit on soccer are basically mirror images. I hate this thing that other people like, therefore those other people are bad people because their entertainment taste is opposite mine.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (e4LaW)

295 Is there anything slavery didn't do? Shit it's the new Global Warming.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (aBLnM)

Everything that's old is new again!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

296 >>WOW… Sunny Hostin says the comment by Hokit about Michelle Obama at UFC is because of wait for it… SLAVERY.

He was sh#t-talking to make sure everyone remembered him, which is apparently an MMA thing.

Congratulations for falling for it, Sunny, hook, like and sinker!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (X8xt3)

297 Sunny Hostin looks pretty whitish. Yeah, I said that, because I notice that.

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (Gqar8)

298 14 Heh. The only one noticing the lean of the ship is the guy in the back. No one else is bothered by that whole 'gravity' thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

You seem to be unaware of the gravity of the situation...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

299 Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (e4LaW)

You're really invested in kick ball so much so you're saying retarded things in anger.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (GseMx)

300 It's definitely because of slavery. I'm a slave to Michelle's girth.

Posted by: Barry at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (AhAak)

301 Too late! My cat already got me up a while ago. I've shaved and showered, vacuumed the carpet, and done some more chores. While it hasn't started raining here yet, it looks like it will by afternoon. No point in washing the car.

I've got books and food, and two cats to keep me company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

I’ve walked the dog, started laundry. Need to vacuum. But I could go back to bed!

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (Wmg4n)

302 295 Is there anything slavery didn't do? Shit it's the new Global Warming.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (aBLnM)

Everything that's old is new again!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

The stuff Donald Trump did, of course...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (l3cgK)

303 WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

MLB warns Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verses on Pride hats that such behavior will not be tolerated
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

When will the MLB go after the Texas Rangers since they're the only team to never have a 'pride' night?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

304 I've got books and food, and two cats to keep me company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)
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Livin' the dream! (well, my dream, anyway)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (gnNyN)

305 303 WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

MLB warns Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verses on Pride hats that such behavior will not be tolerated
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

When will the MLB go after the Texas Rangers since they're the only team to never have a 'pride' night?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

Bats aren't just for hitting those little white balls...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (l3cgK)

306 But of course.

Queer feminists for Palestine are currently burning the streets of Geneva to protest the G7 Summit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

307 You're really invested in kick ball so much so you're saying retarded things in anger.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (GseMx)

Ya kinda proved my point . lol

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (e4LaW)

308
You're really invested in kick ball so much so you're saying retarded things in anger.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:46 AM (GseMx)

HA!

Funny how those that take the insults hurled at the game personally to where it makes them BiG MAd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

309 >>MLB warns Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verses on Pride hats that such behavior will not be tolerated

IT'S FUNNY THAT THEY WILL NOT TOLERATE BIBLE VERSES ON THEIR SPECIAL NIGHT CELEBRATING "TOLERANCE AND INCLUSIVITY."

NO WAIT, THIS IS WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (X8xt3)

310 I've only been on the ocean once. It wasn't bad. Just a three hour tour.

Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (IY9No)

311 306 But of course.

Queer feminists for Palestine are currently burning the streets of Geneva to protest the G7 Summit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

Being gay and being for the people that throw gays off of buildings, and not in a good way...
Thar be mental Illlllness thar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:49 AM (l3cgK)

312 306 But of course.

Queer feminists for Palestine are currently burning the streets of Geneva to protest the G7 Summit
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

Sort of like Chickens for Popeye’s.

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2026 10:49 AM (Gqar8)

313 Queer feminists for Palestine are currently burning the streets of Geneva to protest the G7 Summit
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

Queer feminists should actually find 'palestine' on a map, go there, and see how long they survive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

314 1 I never got the “w” for “v” in phony Russian accents. I never heard that from any of my Russian teachers in Monterey, and Russian has a “v” sound.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026

***
The main thing I noticed* about the rather attractive Ukrainian lady who taught in my department was that she would occasionally drop an article: no "the" or "a" or "an." Russian, her first language, does not have articles and a Russian speaker will often leave them out. ("I went to car for purse.") I don't recall if she substituted "w" for "v."

* I mean about the way she *spoke.* I noticed a lot of other things about her, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:49 AM (wzUl9)

315 It certainly drew attention to the event for those who didn't know it went on.

The slurs and THREATS that R's have had to endure for 50 years - poor widdle swavery boo hoo Democrats can bite my shiny metal ass.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:50 AM (aBLnM)

316 >>I've got books and food, and two cats to keep me company.

Heaven!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:50 AM (X8xt3)

317 310 I've only been on the ocean once. It wasn't bad. Just a three hour tour.

Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (IY9No)

I was on a boat for a wedding once (not mine)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:50 AM (l3cgK)

318 More proof Putin was right.

Gay Brits convicted of murdering, raping baby boy after adopting him

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

319 Stick around for the rant...I address MLB's hypocrisy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (PLxDd)

320 I’ve walked the dog, started laundry. Need to vacuum. But I could go back to bed!
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026

***
Oh, I'll get my short nap in this p.m., never fear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (wzUl9)

321 Ya kinda proved my point . lol
Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:48 AM (e4LaW)

What point is that? That we can't make fun of anything lest we offend someone?

And like a lefty you can't tell the difference between true anger and hate of something and just making fun of something you really don't give a crap about.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (GseMx)

322 AHOY!

- The Bulwark, who still don't get what time it is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (rii+a)

323 >>Being gay and being for the people that throw gays off of buildings, and not in a good way...
Thar be mental Illlllness thar...

Think they'd rape 'em a bunch before throwing off a building? Or maybe before stoning them?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (X8xt3)

324 320 I’ve walked the dog, started laundry. Need to vacuum. But I could go back to bed!
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026

***
Oh, I'll get my short nap in this p.m., never fear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (wzUl9)

I find it easier to vacuum in my dreams...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (l3cgK)

325 I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

It's a fluke!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (X8xt3)

This is no plaice for puns.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (aBLnM)

326 Live and learn.

Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)

327 Being gay and being for the people that throw gays off of buildings, and not in a good way...
Thar be mental Illlllness thar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:49 AM (l3cgK)

Krazy talk. Only evil Xtianists do that. Other religions are peaceful and tolerant. Facts!
- msm

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (e4LaW)

328 I am still looking for the comments where the writer shits on soccer then says the fans are just bad people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

329 323 >>Being gay and being for the people that throw gays off of buildings, and not in a good way...
Thar be mental Illlllness thar...

Think they'd rape 'em a bunch before throwing off a building? Or maybe before stoning them?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (X8xt3)

stoning is for adultery. They only gay rape little boys, not grown men.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (l3cgK)

330 >>Stick around for the rant...I address MLB's hypocrisy.

Good!
I like the Bible verses they referenced, saying "hey guys, this is what the rainbow really means!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (X8xt3)

331 325 I hate to say this, but Wes has a point. We don't call salmon "salmonfish," or tilapia "tipapiafish."

It's a fluke!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:38 AM (X8xt3)

This is no plaice for puns.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (aBLnM)

I won't even try to pun...I'd flounder at it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (l3cgK)

332 >>stoning is for adultery. They only gay rape little boys, not grown men.

They're lesbians, so I figured = uncovered meat

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (X8xt3)

333 Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026

***
We tried to make sense out of that statement on the blog last week. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

334 I've got books and food, and two cats to keep me company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

I’ve walked the dog, started laundry. Need to vacuum. But I could go back to bed!
Posted

Fed the cat, made the coffee, near two hours in to AoS. Expect little difference going forward.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 10:54 AM (sl73Y)

335 Last night I saw a leftard lecturing "The point of racist jokes was always to fight racism".

Seriously. Is anyone going to tell him??

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:54 AM (aBLnM)

336
Whadda ya mean all the rations are Vegetable Omelet MREs????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2026 10:54 AM (y9nCu)

337 @OliLondonTV
Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)

Uh oh.......That doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

338 333 Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026

***
We tried to make sense out of that statement on the blog last week. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

Is she learning her micro-penis leans from side to side?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

339 Some of you people do waaay too much in the morning.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

340 When I vacuum, little gray Dagny kitten sits out on the kitchen counter or the table and watches. The noise doesn't bother her. Stirling gets nervous and hides in the bathroom.

I used their brush to clean their fur off the two throw rugs, just to be complete.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

341 >> Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

We're so used to transwomen "feminists" lecturing us on what it really means and feels like to be a woman, it's interesting to see that transmen are just as grating when lecturing men on masculinity. And, incoherent!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (X8xt3)

342 266. ...is the impulse that really pushed lynching in the late 19th century."

Posted by Lizzy
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Kamala Harris first began bringing up lynching publicly in June 2018. At that time, she introduced the bipartisan Justice for Victims of Lynching Act in the U.S. Senate alongside Senators Cory Booker and Tim Scott to finally make lynching a federal crime.

The phrase "attempted modern day lynching" was first used publicly on January 30, 2019, to describe the incident involving actor Jussie Smollett. This specific description was originated by prominent politicians, notably then-Senator Kamala Harris and Senator Cory Booker, shortly after Smollett claimed he was attacked in Chicago.

Michele Obama's former chief of staff, Tina Tchen, contacted Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx on February 1, 2019, to share concerns on behalf of Smollett's family.

PAAIA Unveils 2024 National Public Opinion Survey of Iranian Americans, October 2024

Interpretation: Kamala runs again.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

343 Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026

Tell me, insane lady, what else to you have to tell us about masculinity?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (iJfKG)

344 Not art, but does anybody besides me see a possible connection in the two bomber crashes yesterday? An American Stratofortress and a Russian Backfire?

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (LHPAg)

345 340 When I vacuum, little gray Dagny kitten sits out on the kitchen counter or the table and watches. The noise doesn't bother her. Stirling gets nervous and hides in the bathroom.

I used their brush to clean their fur off the two throw rugs, just to be complete.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:56 AM (wzUl9)

One of my cats isn't afraid of the main vacuum, but fears the attachment after older boy played the asshole and suctioned it at the cat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (l3cgK)

346 Stick around for the rant...I address MLB's hypocrisy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (PLxDd)

WHAT? No way.

There's never any content on this blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

347
Michele Obama's former chief of staff, Tina Tchen...

Tina Fish?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (iJfKG)

348 285 23 people invilved in this multi pronged plot to attack the UFC thing the other day, that's .. a really big deal
Posted by: heya at June 16, 2026 10:43 AM (bvZDb)

Wanna bet it was Antifa?

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (F9nWj)

349 346 Stick around for the rant...I address MLB's hypocrisy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2026 10:51 AM (PLxDd)

WHAT? No way.

There's never any content on this blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

If you don't read it, it doesn't exist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:57 AM (l3cgK)

350 When a mentally-ill actress who has willingly submitted herself to permanent mutiliation references her "lived experience" as a man, she is not going to come to a coherent conclusion.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (2X2jr)

351 And for the record the only thing I think is wrong with soccer besides the Euro keep away style is the size of the field. Reduce it by 30% and speed up the game.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (GseMx)

352 Would hang, but at such an angle that everyone would be level.

Posted by: mindful webworker - art, maaan! at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (32Bdv)

353 One of my cats isn't afraid of the main vacuum, but fears the attachment after older boy played the asshole and suctioned it at the cat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026

***
If I were a mean person, I could frighten Dagny with the nozzle. If I waved it at Stirling, he'd dive under the bed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

354 351 And for the record the only thing I think is wrong with soccer besides the Euro keep away style is the size of the field. Reduce it by 30% and speed up the game.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (GseMx)

Make it tackle, like American football...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (l3cgK)

355 Ugh. I've been seasick once. It's uglier that that.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2026 10:59 AM (vFG9F)

356 What point is that? That we can't make fun of anything lest we offend someone?

And like a lefty you can't tell the difference between true anger and hate of something and just making fun of something you really don't give a crap about.
Posted by: polynikes

Both sides have a cultural hatred of a sport because of who watches it. Soccer = European and commie so we hate it. UFC = redneck maga so we hate it. And both sides don’t see the parallel with the other.which is what makes it funny. Also sad that everything is so political to the point where even something silly like sports can’t be enjoyed anymore without making a perceived political statement.

Football used to be like this too until the left started loving it post kneeling.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:59 AM (e4LaW)

357 344 Not art, but does anybody besides me see a possible connection in the two bomber crashes yesterday? An American Stratofortress and a Russian Backfire?
Posted by: Eromero

😲

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

358 Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)

I feel sorry for her. I do. Poor confused girl.

What's truly fascinating is how the trannies all seem to want to become the "other" gender, but not that gender for real but what they think it ought to be through the eyes of who they actually are.

It is like playing God and Dr. Fronkenstein and maybe Freud all in one disturbed and confused little cat toy. They can't see they are still the thing they were created as. "I'm a man but I need to be this version of a man that's actually a lot like a woman.". No dear, you are a woman.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:59 AM (aBLnM)

359 Some cats enjoy being vacuumed.

Posted by: gp at June 16, 2026 11:00 AM (Jr5Lq)

360 Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’

“Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus

Actually, not a bad definition. Men, doing the shit that has to be done.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 11:00 AM (sl73Y)

361 352 Would hang, but at such an angle that everyone would be level.

Posted by: mindful webworker - art, maaan! at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (32Bdv)

Or turn it upside down and pretend it was painted in Australia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 11:00 AM (l3cgK)

362 ‘Historian’ Heather Cox Richardson tells Jim Acosta:

“It's not really a stretch to say that the same impulse that created the UFC fight on the white House lawn...

Well, not a stretch for you to say it, because that's your assignment for The Narrative.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 11:01 AM (1zcQ9)

363 > François-Auguste Biard, born François Thérèse Biard

Yeah, I would've changed that too, but I think I would've gotten rid of the François also, and not chosen Auguste.

Bubba Biard has a nice ring to it. Or maybe Joe-Bob Biard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2026 11:01 AM (IG3/x)

364 And for the record the only thing I think is wrong with soccer besides the Euro keep away style is the size of the field. Reduce it by 30% and speed up the game.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 10:58 AM (GseMx)

Ties, clock management and FLOPPING.

American's don't like ties. Period. We usually hate when they happen. Sure, hockey has ties, but they at least play another 5 minute 3 on 3 to try and eliminate it, then go to a shootout. If the goalies are good enough to make it through that, so be it.

Now, they're taking 'hydration breaks' in the halves of matches. WTF? And the clock doesn't stop.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

365 363 > François-Auguste Biard, born François Thérèse Biard

Yeah, I would've changed that too, but I think I would've gotten rid of the François also, and not chosen Auguste.

Bubba Biard has a nice ring to it. Or maybe Joe-Bob Biard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2026 11:01 AM (IG3/x)

Flippin' D. Bird

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2026 11:02 AM (l3cgK)

366 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

367 Normies will never embrace soccer in large numbers. Nor will soft liberal passes ever embrace UFC.

They've become emotionally charged tribal signifiers. The best approach in that scenario is to strive for further market polarization.

Y'all soccer dorks need to take a cue. Get Leo Messi to do a press conference where he claims Melania Trump has a cock, instead of whining that people who will never like you don't like you.

Posted by: Marketing 101 at June 16, 2026 11:02 AM (AhAak)

368
I am still looking for the comments where the writer shits on soccer then says the fans are just bad people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Soccer fans aren't bad people, just delusional.

However, shitting on the game itself is America at it's best.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2026 11:02 AM (y9nCu)

369 Don't get it. She wants to feel like she needs to stop or punish herself?

No, don't feel sorry. She's an adult with a career.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 11:03 AM (NFX2v)

370 To be totally clear my dislike for soccer is because it's boring shit.

It is the domestic LEFT who has adopted soccer to put one in the eye of the America loving rednecks. So..... sorry, you only have half the picture, and can't see it even though it's literally staring you in the face.

You think "both sides" makes so much sense, because it does. And sometimes it REALLY IS "both sides". But then if you actually look instead of going for a predictable jump scare, you realize oh shit there's that same side politicizing everything again.

The right makes fun of soccer NOW as a reaction to their stupid dumb adoption of their "world sport". And because it's stupid, which I've known since the early 90's when I didn't even really know what a dumb commie shitstain was.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 11:04 AM (aBLnM)

371 Actually, not a bad definition. Men, doing the shit that has to be done.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 11:00 AM (sl73Y)

Out of context it's not bad. If you read her full thought, it's unfortunately extremely idiotic. She says healthy masculinity is embracing tears and crying. Men get shit done despite the tears not because we embrace them.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 11:06 AM (aBLnM)

372 Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 10:59 AM

Do you have kids who play soccer or did you play it yourself? If so. That's great . . People ate certainly free to like what they like and not like what they don't like. I don't watch it now, but my BIL was a professional soccer player in both England and Australia ( I think the terms have changed, but he used to be called what was a . "Wing". I know enough about soccer to know that to play it well requires a lot of skill and it's quite different than a school game of "kickball" . I think some people don't like it because Europeans are very into it and since they don't like Europeans they don't like soccer

Best to you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 11:08 AM (rZCVI)

373 There is no official, static count of Muslim players on European soccer teams, but hundreds of Muslims play professionally across the continent.

In elite leagues like the English Premier League, roughly 50 to 60 Muslim players feature regularly across its 20 clubs, and estimates suggest over 250 Muslim players compete across the top four tiers and their academies.

The presence of Muslim players is deeply integrated into European football due to a highly globalized scouting network and waves of immigration from North Africa, the Middle East, and Turkey.

Posted by: GOAL!! at June 16, 2026 11:09 AM (NFX2v)

374 371. Why on earth would I ever read her full thoughts? She's a mental case, I avoid those whenever possible.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 11:10 AM (sl73Y)

375 Why on earth would I ever read her full thoughts? She's a mental case, I avoid those whenever possible.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 11:10 AM (sl73Y)

In order to know what she was saying. That's the only reason I read them. I learn more from mental cases than normal people. Normal people are sheep and sheep tell you virtually nothing by design.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 11:11 AM (aBLnM)

376 Corvettes are American. One just won LeMans

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at June 16, 2026 11:11 AM (eRgLv)

377 I would definitely hand this, but I think it would be fun to hang it tilted to the left about 34°

So the boat would look level but not the frame.

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 11:21 AM (qgHp7)

378 @344 a possible connection in the two bomber crashes yesterday?

Damn shame Connery's gone and they killed off the movies.
Sure as hell sounds like the opening scene of a Bond film.

Fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas just listing the wide range of actors who have been depicted in bomber cockpits. That's the kind of Movie Thread I get a kick out of.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 16, 2026 11:22 AM (zdLoL)

379 hand > hang

stupid fumble finngers

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 11:23 AM (qgHp7)

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