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The Morning Report — 6/ 11 /26

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Good morning kids.

Well another day and another seeming red line in the sand drawn by President Trump in front of the Mullahs.

The US military launched a fresh wave of strikes on Iran Wednesday evening, hours after President Trump warned additional attacks on the Islamic Republic were coming to try and force Tehran to re-enter serious peace negotiations.
“U.S. Central Command [CENTCOM] forces began launching additional self-defense strikes today at 5:15 p.m. ET against multiple targets in Iran at the Commander in Chief’s direction,” the Tampa, Fla.-based combat command said in a statement on X.
“The strikes are in response to Iran’s unwarranted and continued aggression.”
. . . Asked what he’ll do if Tehran doesn’t make a deal, the president responded: “We’ll bomb the s–t out of them tomorrow.”
Trump also revealed he spoke with top Iranian officials in the Situation Room who begged him to stop bombing.  

Wait, what have we been doing for the past few months already?! Look, the Mullahs are an absolute existential threat to us and to civilization itself, but bombing the shit out of them thus far has not really done the job insofar as removing the danger posed by the regime itself which despite everything is still in power and given the nature of Islam will remain in power regardless of who the cardboard cutout-du-jour is today or will be tomorrow. And with that I give you this unsettling observation by friend and friend of the blog the estimable Robert Spencer

The Iranian state-controlled West Asia News Agency (WANA) picked up on the story, and it’s easy to see why. WANA reported Tuesday that “several foreign and Israeli media outlets have claimed that $3 billion worth of Iranian assets was transferred from Abu Dhabi to Tehran on a recent flight, reportedly as part of diplomatic efforts aimed at preventing further escalation in the region.”

This was not a transaction that solely involved the United Arab Emirates and the Islamic Republic of Iran. WANA continued: “According to a report by Israel’s Kan broadcaster, the assets were transferred to Tehran on a flight from Abu Dhabi. The report alleges that, in return, Iran was asked to halt its attacks against Israel. Kan further claimed that the message accompanying the transfer, reportedly delivered on behalf of the United States, included assurances that Israel would suspend its military operations in Lebanon.”. . .Oh, surely not, right? This must be propaganda from Iran’s Islamic regime, right? They’re just trying to make Donald Trump look as if he has morphed into Barack Obama, bribing the Iranian leaders to be good so as to burnish his legacy and give the appearance of peace while actually kicking the problem of the Islamic Republic of Iran down the road for some future president to deal with — right?

Well, maybe. And yet… given Trump’s recent behavior, the report, which appears indeed to have originated with Israel’s Kan, is really not as farfetched as we all wish it were. Would Trump have done this, despite his previous disdain for Obama’s nuclear deal, and the billions that Obama sent to Tehran in addition to concluding that disastrous agreement?

. . .Sure he would. Trump is now avid to make a deal with the Islamic Republic that will bring down gas prices and allow him to claim victory (as well as, finally, get that Nobel Peace Prize he so desperately covets). He is drawing red line after red line for the leaders of the Islamic Republic and then allowing them to cross those red lines with impunity. He has ordered Israel not to retaliate to Iranian strikes, and shrugged off Iranian violations of his ridiculous ceasefire as unimportant, signaling for Tehran and all the world that he lacks the will to fight and will give anything, anything to the leaders of Iran’s Islamic regime if they’ll just let him play peacemaker. So why not three billion dollars? Yet at the same time, Trump said Wednesday: “We’re going to be attacking them and attacking them very hard.” He added: “I’ve been working with Iran for a number of months, and they should sign their deal. It’s a good deal. It doesn’t give them the right to have a nuclear weapon. In fact, it totally prohibits them from ever having a nuclear weapon.”

The Iranian Islamic regime will never agree to that. If it does, it will only be so as to buy time in order to gather its strength, in view of the moment when it resumes its jihad against the United States and Israel. In light of the fact that it has not ever really stopped that jihad, that moment will likely come quite soon, whatever Trump does at this point.

Well, I certainly hope Robert Spencer's fears about the President are unjustified and yet despite the pulverizing sustained aerial assault that no doubt the President and his advisers thought would cause the regime to collapse like a soggy biryani, the word negotiations is all the rage. The only thing that should be "negotiated" is the date and time of Iran's unconditional surrender. Oh well, oh well.

And that goes double to the nth degree for the Democrat Party and Leftists here at home. It and they cannot be eradicated (figuratively speaking of course) fast enough for my liking because for the better part of our nearly 250-year history they have gone pedal to the metal to quite literally eradicate us! The bitter irony of ironies is that they have used and abused blacks as the tip of the spear in their lethal assault on the American experiment. Yet again they have turned a black youth who brutally murdered a white classmate into the victim and the victim into the perpetrator. The reaction by this hack alleged singer is typical...

The case grabbed national headlines for ghoulish reasons. The facts were never in doubt, beyond the worst of the worst fever swamps. Metcalf was unarmed. Anthony used a small knife to stab the teen in the heart after a disagreement.
That explains the jury’s quick pace. Singer Cardi B sees it differently.
The “WAP” singer posted a series of comments on X yesterday decrying the 35-year sentence Anthony received for the murder. Cardi B Decries Karmelo Anthony Sentence: ‘Not Justice’

this foul shit-whore actually has a point. It was not justice because he should've got the death penalty.

In a not unrelated story, one of the worst poisoners of our culture insofar as perpetuating the deadly blood-libel of America and white people as bigoted and racist is the SPLC .. .

On Tuesday, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on the Southern Poverty Law Center. Republicans are rightfully scrutinizing the organization's practices, and one of their witnesses was Dr. Alveda King. 

In case you're unfamiliar with Dr. King, she's a child of the Civil Rights movement. Her father is Alfred Daniel King, the younger brother of Martin Luther King Jr., and she's quite accomplished in her own right. She represented the 28th District in the Georgia House of Representatives as a Democrat, but she eventually switched to the Republican Party and has famously said that she is a Christian first before associating with any political party. 
Like her father and uncle, Alveda has chosen to dedicate her life to speaking up for those who can't speak for themselves. However, in her case, it's the unborn — she's had two abortions and was nearly aborted by her own mother before her grandfather talked her out of it, and after becoming a born-again Christian in 1983, she changed her views on the matter. She believes abortion and racial discrimination go hand-in-hand, and has said that Planned Parenthood profits from killing "black babies." 
She has served as an advisory board member for Black Voices for Trump, and she's currently the senior advisor on Faith and Community Outreach for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. She's also the chair of the Center for the American Dream at the America First Policy Institute (AFPI), and she has advised Donald Trump in other roles throughout the years. 
But none of that is good enough for Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas). According to her, Dr. King isn't black enough. Or isn't King enough. Or something. . .
. . ."Congresswoman, I am a bit emotional. I'm going to watch what I say, but it seems as though you have suggested that I am a bastard to the King family legacy," Alveda said. "I am legitimately the daughter of the Rev. Alfred Daniel Williams King and Dr. Naomi Ruth Barber King. We are a family who loves God. And I love you. God bless you." 
Not that Crockett was around to see it. She got up and left — you can hear the door slam — in the midst of Alveda's words. 


To call Jasmine Crockett dog excrement would be a cruel and demeaning insult to canine feces.

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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:36 AM (l26NL)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:37 AM (5UTWB)

3 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

4 To call Jasmine Crockett dog excrement would be an insult to canine feces.
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I dunno, JJ. I think it was Tom Servo on Pixy's who called her a step n' fetch.

If the shoe fits...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (5UTWB)

5 Willowed:

96 I wish I could forget the Cow Palace.

Worst. Concert. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Last one I went to was Tesla and Poison. Had a blast.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (NR6c1)

6 QkJuS$7$rp2e9V

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

7 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 07:40 AM (jehhT)

9 yay it's another day with president hillary

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 07:41 AM (CWTWj)

10 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

I see the police are using water cannon in Belfast. Gee, haven't seen those deployed before in many years. Wonder why they are used now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

11 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 11, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

12 Anthony used a small knife to stab the teen in the heart after a disagreement.

The knife was big enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

13 Open Source Intel @Osint613
27m

BREAKING: preliminary UK Defense Minister John Healey has resigned because of military spending disagreements with PM Starmer.


Resignation letter:

https://tinyurl.com/4vr29b7r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:43 AM (5UTWB)

14 re 4: saw a clip of her at the splc hearings. looks she gained weight, more than just a few pound either

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 07:43 AM (CWTWj)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

16 The Lego saga keeps going.

Reckless Ben got emailed the court order that gagged him.

There was a public meeting of voters vs the police in American Fork, the city council stayed firmly on the side of the door busting police.

Pricks and Minidicks has made noises about making the owner of the Lego sets whole but continue to sue him.

Who knows where this will end.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)

17
BREAKING: preliminary UK Defense Minister John Healey has resigned because of military spending disagreements with PM Starmer.

Resignation letter:

https://tinyurl.com/4vr29b7r
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:43 AM (5UTWB)/i]


"You will spend NOTHING and LIKE IT!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)

18 To call Jasmine Crockett dog excrement would be an insult to canine feces.

If the poo fits...

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 07:45 AM (gtcuf)

19 Anthony used a small knife to stab the teen in the heart after a disagreement.

Almost a 4 inch blade is not small.

100% media cover up again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 11, 2026 07:46 AM (/+uur)

20 "You will spend NOTHING and LIKE IT!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Meanwhile, speaking of spending in the UK:

https://tinyurl.com/32cw7dzf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:47 AM (5UTWB)

21 I learned all I need to know about ActBlue from watching that big mammy Regina Wallace-Jones doing her best "I don't be know nuttin bout birthing no babies" act in front of the congressional hearings on her criminal activities.

Another fat slob who belongs in jail, not acting all CEO and shit.

Posted by: Mr. Bones at June 11, 2026 07:47 AM (ZR74N)

22 MoD Sec. John Healy was seeking 18 billion in funding to modernize the British military. But he was being told that the government could not borrow any more money nor could other ministries reduce their spending.

Today Keir Starmer is supposed to release his Defense Investment Programme, DIP, that was designed to strengthen the military. But rumours were already swirling before today that the proposed Type 83 destroyer was already on the chopping block.

So, is it any wonder that Healy said 'bollocks' and packed it in?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:48 AM (2GVsD)

23 We gotta tell our kids the truth, that this is a racist-ass country

Hates white people.
Won't move away from them.

They wish they could quit us.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:48 AM (NR6c1)

24 From hearings to markups to floor consideration, lawmakers finally appear to be taking measures to crack down on waste, fraud, and abuse.

And, in the end, what they'll do is appropriate $20T to fund a study on why certain people cheat the system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

25 I apologize for the early morning profanity but bullshit. Spencer sounds just like Barak Ravid.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:49 AM (5P5DO)

26 To call Jasmine Crockett dog excrement would be an insult to canine feces.

If the poo fits...

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 07:45 AM (gtcuf)
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Instead of ending that off with an ellipsis, you should have used an excremetion mark.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:49 AM (5UTWB)

27 Jasmine Crockett may be dog shit, but she's been replaced by someone worse. James Talarico. He claims to wear the cloth of God as he preaches his bullshit. He is a heretic. He is of The Devil.

He is true and pure evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1)

28 Last one I went to was Tesla and Poison. Had a blast.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (NR6c1)
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Neil Young and Sonic Youth. Awful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

29 Iran: point of diminishing returns, even point of perverse cost? Is defiance and immovability in the face of the greatest military in human history making them stronger in the eyes of their wider culture?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2026 07:50 AM (INQN/)

30 Jasmine (gutter snipe) Crockett has been in Congress only since 2023. I don't think she'll be getting much, if any, pension. Not that it matters as I'm sure the grifting provided more money than her federal pension would.

But it's a nice slap in the face on her way out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 07:51 AM (jehhT)

31
If the poo fits...

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 07:45 AM (gtcuf)



Or, as my dad used to say, "If the foo shits."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

32
10 Hours out of power and another worse storm coming tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2026 07:52 AM (Y8DZL)

33 I apologize for the early morning profanity but bullshit. Spencer sounds just like Barak Ravid.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:49 AM (5P5DO)
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I agree, he is misreading Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

34 Thanks for noticing, BD. Just like the original Step’n’fetchit, she’s is making a huge amount of media money from acting like the greatest caricature of a black fool that can be found on the net.

And she doesn’t need a political office anymore. That got her visibility, but now all she has to do is keep playing Ghetto Grrrl as long as it pays off in clicks and subscriptions, and after she banks a few million she can quit and buy a nice place in the carribean somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 07:52 AM (orF8y)

35 10 Hours out of power and another worse storm coming tonight.
Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2026 07:52 AM (Y8DZL)
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Eat all your ice cream. Now. Do it now.
/channeling Zod

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

36
Last one I went to was Tesla and Poison. Had a blast.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:39 AM (NR6c1)



Saw those 2 and more at the Texxas Jam in '87. It was quite good. HOT, because TEXAS in the summer, but pretty good.

Biggest disappointment was Boston, the headliner. They didn't play what was their best song, "Smokin.'" My brother was pissed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Morning all. Seems we might be seeing the start of the 9th Crusade.


🚨BREAKING: Outrage in Italy after an Albanian man was brutally attacked and nearly beheaded by a North African gang for defending an elderly Italian man during a robbery in Fermo.

The gang entered a restaurant, harassed and demanded money from the elderly man. When the Albanian intervened to protect him, the attackers dragged him outside, beat him severely, struck his head with stones, and allegedly attempted to behead him — while reportedly shouting “Allahu Akbar.”

The brave defender is now in a coma, fighting for his life.

This horrific incident has sparked widespread anger over crime and integration failures.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 07:53 AM (d5Hep)

38 Soccer: The Preferred Sport of the Credentialed Progressive Elite

There was a pre-pre-pre-World Cup match held in Austin recently, a town which sports its own professional futbol club. My youngest was going to work the traffic control center for the game but that got canceled because not enough people bought tickets.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

39 I saw Tesla with Firehouse. During Firehouse's five minutes of fame (they weren't good enough for fifteen.) Tesla was awesome.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 07:55 AM (gtcuf)

40 If it's true that Owebama has been running a shadow government and brokering money behind the scenes to Iran and funding terrorist regimes, he should be arrested, tried, found guilty and hanged by the neck until dead for treason.

I give a F*CK what the color of his skin is. He's actively working against The United States and should be punished accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

41 "Cardi B? I don’t know if those B’s. They might be Cardi D's"

~ Charles Barkley

Posted by: one hour sober at June 11, 2026 07:55 AM (J4Dwc)

42 Dallas attorney Thelma Anderson reacts to the Karmelo Anthony verdict:

"Pray for the Anthony family, because they have been legally lynched for the last year and moreso by this slaughterhouse of a courthouse, as well as the family of the Metcalfs.

The energy right now is very white supremacy. They have shown up to be the pigs that they display with hate. They are celebrating the loss of life and a loss of freedom."

"We have an overzealous prosecutor who lied throughout this trial, who put on liars as witnesses in order to be a saving grace for the white community so that they can win an election."

Continues in the same vein at link.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfdxsa8

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In his book Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust, Daniel Goldhagen blames, in part, eliminations rhetoric for the Holocaust. That's what we have here from a member of the bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:55 AM (ndZc7)

43 SCOTUS opinion day. Hopefully we get one of the major cases.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (mMoRd)

44 I slept funny. Now I'm tired from laughing all night.

But seriously, my shoulder hurts. Ow.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (gtcuf)

45
This horrific incident has sparked widespread anger over crime and integration failures.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 07:53 AM (d5Hep)



Find the North Africans. Do the needful.

Case closed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

46 This horrific incident has sparked widespread anger over crime and integration failures.
Posted by: rickb223


There is no possibility of integration with these people. They are not going to transform into model citizens by touching Magic Dirt.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (NR6c1)

47 Today Keir Starmer is supposed to release his Defense Investment Programme, DIP



Supplying Hurried Investment Terms?
SHIT

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 07:57 AM (d5Hep)

48 What we know so far about the US attacks on Iranian command and control centers:

https://tinyurl.com/yxfn25e6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 07:57 AM (5UTWB)

49 I sure hope this Iran shit works out. I get the benefits gained as it pertains to sticking it to China with oil. The assholes still in charge over there need to be wiped the f out. I could give a shit about Iranians that want to be free because I don’t think they exist because they’ve all been slaughtered. If I were Iranian and still had freedom loving relatives over there I’d much rather they take their chances dodging U.S. bombs than dodging IRGC death squads. They’re f’ed either way. The only “deal” from Trump these sonofabitches should get is death.
No more comments please about “abandoning Trump”. I’m not abandoning Trump even if he fucks this up and I don’t think others here are going to do that that have problems with his handling of this. I want this to succeed. Hopefully commenters like TJM, Jackstraw are spot on with this same for Victor Davis Hanson. I appreciate everyone’s take on this.

Posted by: JROD at June 11, 2026 07:57 AM (uScCR)

50 I slept funny. Now I'm tired from laughing all night.

But seriously, my shoulder hurts. Ow.
Posted by: Delurker


ISWYDT. *snort

Dad joke #4,726,891.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 07:58 AM (d5Hep)

51 There is no possibility of integration with these people. Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (NR6c1)

Nor with their sponsors. #War.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2026 07:58 AM (INQN/)

52 1987 (June 20) – Cotton Bowl in Dallas (General Admission – $20.25)
Boston
Aerosmith
Whitesnake
Poison
Tesla
Farrenheit
Notes: The live concert footage for Poison's video "I Won't Forget You" was filmed at this performance. The crowd seemed wild about Poison while in actuality a drunk concertgoer was on top of a lighting tower (about 30' up) trampolining on the tarp roof in nothing but a pair of blue jeans. The crowd really enjoyed him and the Dallas PD's attempt to get him safely to the ground. Also, Poison was joined onstage by Paul Stanley for their performance of KISS' "Strutter". The temperature in Dallas that day reached 104 degrees Fahrenheit, prompting many in the very crowded ground area to pass out and be lifted overhead to the indoor areas of the stadium where there were water fountains. Water from hoses was also sprayed on the concertgoers in the field.


The guy actually got to the top of the scaffold during Whitesnake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

53 Soccer: The Preferred Sport of the Credentialed Progressive Elite

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"It's going to trigger Americans so bad when they realise everyone on the planet is cheering every single goal scored against them like their own team scored. Cannot wait."

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Oh no! I'll be crying myself to sleep.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:59 AM (ndZc7)

54 Goldhagen's book is very prescient and dewcribes very well the process of cumulative radicalization used by the Nazis.

On April 1, 1933 the German people refused to abide by a state boycott of Jewish businesses.

A mere 5.5 years later, they eagerly joined in a nationwide pogrom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

55 Republicans beat the Democrats in the Congressional Baseball game last night. 11-2.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:00 AM (NpAcC)

56 I disagree with how Trump’s been handling the Iran situation (forget a “deal” please) but there’s no way he’s morphing into Obama. I just don’t believe it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:00 AM (yz/88)

57 Dallas attorney Thelma Anderson reacts to the Karmelo Anthony verdict:

"Pray for the Anthony family, because they have been legally lynched for the last year and moreso by this slaughterhouse of a courthouse, as well as the family of the Metcalfs.

The energy right now is very white supremacy. They have shown up to be the pigs that they display with hate. They are celebrating the loss of life and a loss of freedom."

"We have an overzealous prosecutor who lied throughout this trial, who put on liars as witnesses in order to be a saving grace for the white community so that they can win an election."




Everything that twatwaffle just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

58 "It's going to trigger Americans so bad when they realise everyone on the planet is cheering every single goal scored against them like their own team scored. Cannot wait."

1. Americans don't give a shit about kickyball.
2. Americans don't give a shit what foreigners think of us.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:01 AM (gtcuf)

59 In his book Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust, Daniel Goldhagen blames, in part, eliminations rhetoric for the Holocaust. That's what we have here from a member of the bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:55 AM (ndZc7)
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Trickle down effect:

https://tinyurl.com/39jvzvhy

The potential victims could be most any one of you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 08:01 AM (5UTWB)

60 the attackers dragged him outside, beat him severely, struck his head with stones, and allegedly attempted to behead him — while reportedly shouting “Allahu Akbar.”

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You can't have an inclusive culture without a certain number of beheadings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (ndZc7)

61 wsj newsletter today:

The women of Maine are facing a tough choice in November's midterms. The state's female voters must pick between scandal-plagued Graham Platner and Republican Sen. Susan Collins, who voted for the Supreme Court's Brett Kavanaugh. Women, particularly older women, are considered the voting bloc that decides elections in Maine.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (CWTWj)

62 The efficacy of the strikes on Iran last night depends on what comes next. Does the US keep up the military pressure, or do we stop and do 60 more days of talking about it? We’ll see.

It was gratifying to see that a full half of the target list last night were those that I and many others have been saying have to be hit hard - naval bases, radar stations, and weapons sites along the southern coast of the Straits. THAT is how shipping can be opened back up, and it’s always been inexplicable as to why that was all skipped in the original bombing campaign.

We can’t do regime change through bombing, but we CAN remove Iran’s ability to interfere with the straits. Last night was finally a step towards doing that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (orF8y)

63 I’m actively ignoring the World Cup. Soccer blows

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (yz/88)

64 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

65 the Supreme Court's Brett Kavanaugh. Women, particularly older women, are considered the voting bloc that decides elections in Maine.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (CWTWj)


Baby-Killing and Nazis go together like Ramalamaislamengele....! Ding Dong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13)

66 I coached my kids in AYSO soccer when they were U10 and even then I’d say to myself: soccer blows

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:03 AM (yz/88)

67 “The widespread installation of flags by Raise the Colours is not a sign of patriotism. It is an act of intimidation and division.” The month prior, a leaked government report described the British, English, and Scottish flags as “tools of hate.”
Immigration Officers Warned That English Flag is ‘Intimidating’ for Migrants.

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It's absolutely hilarious, isn't it? How do you overturn a culture you want to upend and completely replace? Simply declare anything about that place...any symbol, any tradition, any historical fact or figure, as "offensive" and "intimidating" it immigrants. Presto-change, it must therefore be removed! Bigot!

It couldn't be any more transparent what they're doing. And why. My only reply to these leftist kooks: shove it up your *** and leave if you're "offended" or "intimidated."

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

68 Thelma

The only liars sat with Karmelo, starting with Karmelo himself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)

69 The guy actually got to the top of the scaffold during Whitesnake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


"Authorities suspect that alcohol may have been a factor."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 08:04 AM (NR6c1)

70 Der Oysterfuhrer went to a more elite prep school than Trump's.

There's your blue-collar hero.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:05 AM (gtcuf)

71 I coached my kids in AYSO soccer when they were U10 and even then I’d say to myself: soccer blows
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:03 AM (yz/8



Had a friend that coached his son's youth soccer. I asked him if he'd started teaching them how to dive yet. He said, "no, they're still too young for that."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Find the North Africans. Do the needful.

Case closed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)


I'm not saying that Italians should expect a return of the mafia but they shouldn't be surprised by it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

73 Willowed from the ONT:

Make sure you watch to the very end:

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Was Forced To Learn Economics. Made with @grok.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2csc45

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 08:06 AM (5UTWB)

74 News feed this morning says there's racist thuggery going on in Belfast. They're correct but the story is back asswards.'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:07 AM (MBWy5)

75 I commend Alveda King. She acted with much more grace than I might of to that witch, Jasmine Crockett.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:07 AM (xY6Tn)

76 It's going to trigger Americans so bad when they realise everyone on the planet is cheering every single goal scored against them like their own team scored.

I hope so. Maybe Americans will start demanding that our government stop sending hundreds of billions of dollars every year to countries that hate us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

77 My favorite AOC-related Babylon Bee article was the one with a photoshopped picture of AOC with a bucket on her head and the headline:

AOC Gets Bucket Stuck On Head. Immediately Denounces Buckets As Racist.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (gtcuf)

78 And, in the end, what they'll do is appropriate $20T to fund a study on why certain people cheat the system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

I do the study myself for $500,000 - you're welcome.

ABSTRACT: Certain people cheat the system because we as society have decided to not destroy people who cheat the system. Were we to go back to a social and judicial system whereby cheaters of the system were socially and legally destroyed, fewer people (by orders of magnitude) would cheat in the first place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (Kdi1r)

79 Goldhagen blames, in part, eliminations rhetoric

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Damn autocucumber! "Eliminationist rhetoric."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (ndZc7)

80 I'm not saying that Italians should expect a return of the mafia but they shouldn't be surprised by it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

The mafia originally rose because local governments were totally corrupt and did nothing but oppress the common folk. Same thing will happen again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (orF8y)

81 That excerpt from Spencer pretty much encapsulates how I feel about the whole thing.

I think that Trump, in his desperation to make a deal and look like a "peace maker" is making some bad decisions.

You cannot negotiate with death cultist religious fanatics. They don't adhere to our Western rationality mindset. Their values structure is completely inverted from ours. There is no common ground, and they will never negotiate in good faith - it will only appear that they are in order to bide time for them to come up with some other terror plot or scheme.

The sooner Trump recognizes this the better.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (WYStd)

82
We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Was Forced To Learn Economics. Made with @grok.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2csc45
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 11, 2026 08:06 AM (5UTWB)



It would be worth more to ask Grok to have AOC take her clothes off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Well Collins voted for Kav Back in 2018, and won re-election in 2020 in Maine. So what is the point

WSJ is pathetic. Collins also is a high profile chairmanship, does Maine wanna give that up?

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (YCxFk)

84 Finally back online. A strong series of storms wiped out power to most broadband towers in North Eastern Kansas Tuesday night. It was a violent electrical storm next to my house, with drenching rain and strong winds.

Salina, where I met had Wolfus, had 113 mph winds registered, and is still recovering. The town near me only had 103 mph wind.

More storms last night, but the tornado warning box was 5 miles to the north. Missed me again.

In good news, yesterday morning I saw a double rainbow.

Lots of branches and tree limbs down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

85 News feed this morning says there's racist thuggery going on in Belfast.

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No racist thuggery, however, was detected when a white guy was getting his eyes gouged out and his head sawed off by a black immigrant.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

86 Thelma Anderson.

ahem
Not Eligible to Practice in Texas
Disciplinary Status
Suspended: Disciplinary Reasons

I care nothing about her opinion.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (NR6c1)

87 Salina, where I met had Wolfus, had 113 mph winds registered, and is still recovering. The town near me only had 103 mph wind.

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Wow, Salty! Glad you're back up and running...and that your roof didn't blow off!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

88 No racist thuggery, however, was detected when a white guy was getting his eyes gouged out and his head sawed off by a black immigrant.
Posted by: Lady in Black


He was lashing out against his victim's toxic masculinity and was driven into a rage by islamaphobia and huwite soopremasy. So it doesn't count.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 11, 2026 08:10 AM (NR6c1)

89 Glad you're back online and glad you're o.k, Salty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:10 AM (xY6Tn)

90 Speaking of the Bee . . .

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

91 76 It's going to trigger Americans so bad when they realise everyone on the planet is cheering every single goal scored against them like their own team scored.”

When we want to know what people in other parts of the world think, we’ll beat it out of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:10 AM (orF8y)

92 I really resent having to root for Collins. She voted to impeach Trump.

Dammit, Mainers.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:11 AM (gtcuf)

93 Welcome back Salty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

94 The women of Maine are facing a tough choice in November's midterms. The state's female voters must pick between scandal-plagued Graham Platner and Republican Sen. Susan Collins, who voted for the Supreme Court's Brett Kavanaugh. Women, particularly older women, are considered the voting bloc that decides elections in Maine.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM (CWTWj)

Susan Collins ALSO voted to remove Trump from office. Maine women may support her for that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:12 AM (Kdi1r)

95
Susan Collins ALSO voted to remove Trump from office. Maine women may support her for that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:12 AM (Kdi1r)



Is she willing to run on that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Meloni is putting mafia in prison left and right. It's one of her commitments.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (MBWy5)

97 84 Finally back online. A strong series of storms wiped out power to most broadband towers in North Eastern Kansas Tuesday night. It was a violent electrical storm next to my house, with drenching rain and strong winds.

Salina, where I met had Wolfus, had 113 mph winds registered, and is still recovering. The town near me only had 103 mph wind.

More storms last night, but the tornado warning box was 5 miles to the north. Missed me again.

In good news, yesterday morning I saw a double rainbow.

Lots of branches and tree limbs down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)


It's good to hear you're safe and sound.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (5rh/l)

98 Meloni is putting mafia in prison left and right. It's one of her commitments.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (MBWy5)



Seems she is concentrating on the wrong place at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

99 does Maine wanna give that up?
Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (YCxFk)

I live in southern Maine. Also known as North Massachusetts.

I cannot possibly understate the amount of vitriol and outright teetering-on-violence hatred that people here have for Trump.

Just the other day, I was working out in my gym with my PT and there were two other older ladies (both in face diapers btw) working out with their PT on the other end of the space... at the end I had to overhear a conversation about how we on the right have perverted the teachings of Christ to fit our agenda.

Up here there is absolutely zero social stigma over being a radical, virulent leftist. Its encouraged. Its seen as a virtue and it gets you status.

This place fucking sucks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (WYStd)

100 It would be worth more to ask Grok to have AOC take her clothes off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)


It should be pointed out that AI AOC appeared to be 30 pounds lighter than actual AOC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

101 I'm still getting caught up on yesterday's renewed strikes on Iran/IRGC. Seems we focused a bit more on the Hormuz area. I think the IRGC reconstituted some of their positions there as we previously hit some of it.

And it appears the commercial shipping industry is still bowing to Iran and using their "toll booth" shipping route. That's going to be a problem until we pry the IRGC out of the Hormuz region so they can't threaten the commercial vessels traveling in/out of the Gulf.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (jehhT)

102 Lots of branches and tree limbs down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)


It's good to hear you're safe and sound.
Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (5rh/l)




Yeah man. Godspeed.

I pray the recovery around you is swift.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Murkowski is the one to focus on

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)

104 The mental jujitsu the left is performing over Platner is going to be lit!

Our Nazi is different!
Our domestic abuser is different!
Our adulterer is different!
Our elitist is different!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

105 Susan Collins ALSO voted to remove Trump from office. Maine women may support her for that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:12 AM (Kdi1r)


Is she willing to run on that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

I desperately hope not; however, it's still true and the 'but he's so uncouth' Karen McWineboxs of Maine may use that to justify not voting for the actual Nazi.

And that's fine. Just reelect her. I don't care how you justify it to yourself. Holding the Senate is vital.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Kdi1r)

106
It should be pointed out that AI AOC appeared to be 30 pounds lighter than actual AOC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)



All the better.

She needs to do it before she's Ana Navarro and no one cares.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Is she willing to run on that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

I got my first Collins mailer yesterday.

Its all about her being a "bipartisan leader".

Trump's name is not on it anywhere.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (WYStd)

108 94 The women of Maine are facing a tough choice in November's midterms. The state's female voters must pick between scandal-plagued Graham Platner and Republican Sen. Susan Collins, who voted for the Supreme Court's Brett Kavanaugh. Women, particularly older women, are considered the voting bloc that decides elections in Maine.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 08:02 AM
++++

Guess we don't matter.

Posted by: The men of Maine at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (NZh/1)

109 Too bad Conrad is not around today. He could guilt the North Africans into behaving theyselves while boring them to death.

Heart of Darkness 2: Sawing Off Heads Of Whitey Boogaloo.

Posted by: Mr. Interlocutor at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (ZR74N)

110 Babylon Bee: Karmelo Anthony kicking himself for not converting to Islam and stabbing someone in the UK instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (orF8y)

111
And that's fine. Just reelect her. I don't care how you justify it to yourself. Holding the Senate is vital.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Kdi1r)



Agreed. I hope others are right in saying that her campaign likely has a LOT of damming information from his online creeper and womanizing days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Murkowski is the one to focus on
Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)


That's like saying Cthulu is the one to focus on. Some things are not safe for your sanity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

113 The men of Maine matter mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (gtcuf)

114 The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

BREAKING NEWS: Australia's public broadcaster ABC News just accused @elonmusk of ''inciting racial tension'' in Belfast because he did not censor footage showing a Sudanese refugee attempting to behead someone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)

115
BREAKING NEWS: Australia's public broadcaster ABC News just accused @elonmusk of ''inciting racial tension'' in Belfast because he did not censor footage showing a Sudanese refugee attempting to behead someone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)



Like Musk sits around all day monitoring content on X.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

116 Agreed. I hope others are right in saying that her campaign likely has a LOT of damming information from his online creeper and womanizing days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't stress the Maine Senate race at all. Collins is going to win by at least 8, maybe as many as 15. She's a political cutthroat and always, always, always, underperforms in the polls by around 10 points.

She's going to win handily.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (Kdi1r)

117 Today Is National German Chocolate Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

118 The worst part of no internet was the disconnection from this community. The Morning Report keeps me up to date, and the wit shown here amuses me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

119 49 I sure hope this Iran shit works out.

It might if we stopped pretending, stopped temporizing, stopped playing some pseudo-diplomatic game out of respect for a decayed and corrupted "international order."

The world is a dangerous place populated with evil people and the continued existence of the Iranian regime as we know it is unsustainable for the world. Commit to the task, perform the task with ruthlessness and efficiency, and be satisfied and unapologetic in the performance.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (INQN/)

120 This place fucking sucks.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:14 AM (WYStd)
====

But lobster rolls with butter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

121 She needs to do it before she's Ana Navarro and no one cares.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)


Some of us have never cared. The internet is filled with pics/videos of women significantly more physically attractive than AOC if one wants that sort of thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

122 I desperately hope not; however, it's still true and the 'but he's so uncouth' Karen McWineboxs of Maine may use that to justify not voting for the actual Nazi.

And that's fine. Just reelect her. I don't care how you justify it to yourself. Holding the Senate is vital.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (Kdi1r)

Actually very few winebox Karens. Its more of the Elizabeth Warren angry old blue haired librarian types that have been thoroughly radicalized. Every Saturday when I go into town, I have to drive by a crowd of about 200 protestors with anti Trump/MAGA signs and chanting and yelling - the people there look like an exploded sampling of the Harvard faculty lounge.

Still not sure if I can convince myself to vote for Collins. I know I need to in order to be a team player, but I just don't know.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (WYStd)

123 Anyone else here skeptical of the estimate of $1.75T (with a T!!) valuation for a SpaceX IPO? If I believed that I’d find a way to obtain $10-20K worth of SpaceX equity prior then sit back and it’ll be worth $7.5-15M soon thereafter. Must be something I don’t understand here…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:19 AM (yz/88)

124 There is no possibility of integration with these people. They are not going to transform into model citizens by touching Magic Dirt.
Posted by: NR Pax
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They have not come to reform or conform or to work. They have come to take.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:19 AM (MBWy5)

125 BREAKING NEWS: Australia's public broadcaster ABC News just accused @elonmusk of ''inciting racial tension'' in Belfast because he did not censor footage showing a Sudanese refugee attempting to behead someone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)

And the saddest part is that Australia’s ABC news willl push anti-Jewish Palestinian propaganda 24 hours a day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:20 AM (orF8y)

126 Guess we don't matter.
Posted by: The men of Maine at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (NZh/1)

We're certainly not being asked what we want in a candidate thats for sure.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:20 AM (WYStd)

127 No racist thuggery, however, was detected when a white guy was getting his eyes gouged out and his head sawed off by a black immigrant.
Posted by: Lady in Black

We may never know the motive for that act.

Yes. Take that as an order.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2026 08:21 AM (Y8DZL)

128 For some odd reason, I just don't think Musk is quaking in his boots........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Sponge — Hahaha… that’s funny your comparison of AOC with Anna Navarro.. she is headed down that road

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:21 AM (yz/88)

130 27 Jasmine Crockett may be dog shit, but she's been replaced by someone worse. James Talarico. He claims to wear the cloth of God as he preaches his bullshit. He is a heretic. He is of The Devil.

He is true and pure evil.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Demonic, full court press.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:22 AM (MBWy5)

131 122 Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (WYStd)



Shinebox>Window Box>>>>>>>WInebox

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2026 08:22 AM (x0n13)

132 Still not sure if I can convince myself to vote for Collins. I know I need to in order to be a team player, but I just don't know.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (WYStd)

I mean, when you get down to it, your vote is your vote. She earns it or she doesn't. Maybe she earns it by simply being on the right team and denying the left a win. Maybe she doesn't earn it because she's not actually conservative.

With no snark or sass at all, that part's up to you. Truly.

But I hope you can vote for her, using whatever justification you can find. It's important.

Also - I'm going to be driving through your neck of the woods next month. Guys in my family have been going the same island on the same lake for (this year) sixty straight years. I'm bringing the boy child, who is the first of the fourth generation to make the trip. It's absolutely beautiful country and it's a shame the harridans are there to detract from that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:22 AM (Kdi1r)

133 Sponge — Hahaha… that’s funny your comparison of AOC with Anna Navarro.. she is headed down that road
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:21 AM



It's always been said. If you want to know what a latina will look like when she ages, look at her mom...........

The barrel is a big player.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

134 Elon Musk demands the EXECUTION of the two Iraqi 3rd world brothers caught r*ping a 7-year-old girl in Essen, Germany

"Execute them."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

135 Still not sure if I can convince myself to vote for Collins. I know I need to in order to be a team player, but I just don't know.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (WYStd)

And this is why only the women of Maine matter. It should be such an easy vote for Collins, it doesn't even need thought. But men don't show up in numbers to make women matter less...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (tOcjL)

136 Elon Musk demands the EXECUTION of the two Iraqi 3rd world brothers caught r*ping a 7-year-old girl in Essen, Germany

"Execute them."
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)



It is the way. You're not going to 'reform' that out of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

137 The only thing this World Cup soccer means to me is that I can't get an affordable hotel room in Jersey while it's going on. Rooms have doubled. I hate soccer anyway and have no interest in watching it.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (BCuCF)

138 Elon Musk demands the EXECUTION of the two Iraqi 3rd world brothers caught r*ping a 7-year-old girl in Essen, Germany

"Execute them."
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)
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Honestly, that's the only language those third world savages understand.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (gnNyN)

139 Sponge, Talarico is a fart in the wind of the political landscape.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (5P5DO)

140 Trump's name is not on it anywhere.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:15 AM (WYStd)

Platner, interestingly, is also not running against Trump - nor Collins. He's running against "the Epstein Class".
I am uncertain Collins will win. She is 73 and may well have Parkinsons.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (gKWVE)

141 Sponge, Talarico is a fart in the wind of the political landscape.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (5P5DO)



I don't disagree. But that doesn't change what an evil son of Satan he is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

142 Platner, interestingly, is also not running against Trump - nor Collins. He's running against "the Epstein Class".
I am uncertain Collins will win. She is 73 and may well have Parkinsons.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM (gKWVE)



He's running against Democrats? Because, that's who's listed all throughout the Epstein files.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

143 As for Texas, Texans voters might elect Talarico to supervise a gay cowboy brothel outside Lagrange, but there is no way they are sending that twink to the Senate.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:26 AM (gKWVE)

144 Today Is National German Chocolate Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Wait. German chocolate cake gets a day and the PERVERT+ community gets a month?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:26 AM (ndZc7)

145 Still not sure if I can convince myself to vote for Collins. I know I need to in order to be a team player, but I just don't know.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:18 AM (WYStd)

And this is why only the women of Maine matter. It should be such an easy vote for Collins, it doesn't even need thought. But men don't show up in numbers to make women matter less...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 08:23 AM (tOcjL)
******
If you don't vote for that's a vote for Platner. This isn't rocket science.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

146 Wait. German chocolate cake gets a day and the PERVERT+ community gets a month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:26 AM (ndZc7)



And it's longer than black history month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

147 At some point women in politics will have run it's course and we can start making decisions based on facts and not feelings.

Posted by: That's right I typed it at June 11, 2026 08:27 AM (NZh/1)

148 Platner, interestingly, is also not running against Trump - nor Collins. He's running against "the Epstein Class".

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He has absolute moral authority on the sexual propriety issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:28 AM (ndZc7)

149 We're not voting our way out of this.

It bears repeating.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 11, 2026 08:28 AM (INQN/)

150 Also - I'm going to be driving through your neck of the woods next month. Guys in my family have been going the same island on the same lake for (this year) sixty straight years. I'm bringing the boy child, who is the first of the fourth generation to make the trip. It's absolutely beautiful country and it's a shame the harridans are there to detract from that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:22 AM (Kdi1r)

Thanks for the words of encouragement. I will probably vote for her, despite telling her many times, to her face once even, that her voting record lost her my vote. If she were running against Mills, or even some other generic Democrat, I might stick to my guns, but I guess I'll just need to be a big fat hypocrite since Platner can't happen.

I'm honestly more worried about the Governor's race.

As for your trip up here to Moose land - please enjoy the time disconnected from society. My brown trout fishing hole is in the middle of the North Maine Woods and is about 40miles from the nearest town. "Town" being defined as a collection of more than three buildings and includes a gas station.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:28 AM (WYStd)

151 139 Sponge, Talarico is a fart in the wind of the political landscape.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM
++++

We would have also accepted the term "popcorn fart."

Posted by: The Judges at June 11, 2026 08:29 AM (NZh/1)

152 Meanwhile, in the Colorado Dem gubernatorial primary, we have Michael Bennet and Phil Weiser fighting over who hates Trump more.

I'd like to say anyone's better than Jared Polesmoker, but I'd be lying.

One of the sacrificial Repub candidates is named Scott Bottoms. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:29 AM (gtcuf)

153 How come there's no such thing as Swiss Chocolate Cake?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (NZh/1)

154 Our Nazi is different!
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The Dems' Nazi is different.
All the Republicans' Jew-hating weirdos got the jackboot in the primaries. The Dems' mostly won theirs.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (gKWVE)

155 Colorado Republicans allowed legalized pot , and every young left winger in the country moved there. Turning it deep Blue

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (YCxFk)

156 Seems she is concentrating on the wrong place at the moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---

Their coast guard stopped boat from landing ashore two months~ ago. The reaction will be interesting. I think there was a copy-cat in France also. It's like a Democrat talking point memo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (MBWy5)

157 Black Forest Cake > Sachertorte > Dunkin Donuts > German Chocolate Cake

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

158 Islam is a political system pretending to be a religion.

Socialism is religion pretending to be a political system. Socialism replaces God with The State.

Except for the fagophone of socialist democrats, the two are almost identical in goals and means.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

159 As for your trip up here to Moose land - please enjoy the time disconnected from society. My brown trout fishing hole is in the middle of the North Maine Woods and is about 40miles from the nearest town. "Town" being defined as a collection of more than three buildings and includes a gas station.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:28 AM (WYStd)

It's glorious. No electricity. No plumbing. Just bass fishing and booze. The closest town is Mt. Vernon, and that's barely a town.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (Kdi1r)

160 How come there's no such thing as Swiss Chocolate Cake?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (NZh/1)



They feel their chocolate is wasted if you change it's form.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

161
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
BLM influencer (followed by AOC) calls for blacks to"bring down the USA" by getting violent.

https://tinyurl.com/32ps7uc3

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

162 Black Forest Cake > Sachertorte > Dunkin Donuts > German Chocolate Cake
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)



Black Forest was my favorite when I was young. I was also a fan of Boston Cream Pie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

163 And suddenly it's a food thread.

Posted by: Oops at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (NZh/1)

164 Delurker, the GOP did find someone in their bench for *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* Treasurer. Kevin Grantham seems good.
Bit hard to start the ticket for Legislative races with Treasurer though.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (gKWVE)

165 @EndWokeness
BLM influencer (followed by AOC) calls for blacks to"bring down the USA" by getting violent.

https://tinyurl.com/32ps7uc3
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)



BOOOORRRRRiiiiinnnnnggggg.

Been there done that a thousand times. GFY. We're tired of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

166 And suddenly it's a food thread.
Posted by: Oops at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (NZh/1)



SPORTSBRA!!!!!


Go boobs!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

167 Talarico is a symptom of a much larger illness. Confront evil wherever it raises it's poisonous voice.
Silence is acceptance.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (5P5DO)

168 I gotta ask

Can you bake a cake with void holes in it? If so, that is a Swiss cake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

169 Talirico is like the Rome priests, who worked for Satan in the first Omen movie. They arranged for Damien to be adopted by Gregory Peck

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (YCxFk)

170 The Dems' Nazi is different.

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Khanna says despite believing the accusations against Platner, he still supports him:

“He asked for grace and redemption. And he thinks he's a changed person, a transformed person. I believe him."

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What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (ndZc7)

171 Nobody ever named a cake after me.

Posted by: The Ardennes at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (NZh/1)

172 Oh, I forgot, another sacrificial Repub is named Victor Marx.

You still can't make this stuff up!

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:35 AM (gtcuf)

173 And suddenly it's a food thread.
Posted by: Oops at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (NZh/1)
====

I'm sorry. I started the bagel argument too on Tuesday morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

174 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 11, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

175 145 Still not sure if I can convince myself to vote for Collins. I know I need to in order to be a team player, but I just don't know.
Posted by: Defenestratus
-------

Not voting for Collins is two votes for a Democrat.
A Democrat will vote EVERY TIME against you. Not so with Collins.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (MBWy5)

176 Can you bake a cake with void holes in it? If so, that is a Swiss cake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Just don't leave it out in the rain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)

177 The Ardennes

Maybe the name of a Belgium pastry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

178 "It would be worth more to ask Grok to have AOC take her clothes off."

I disagree....

Maybe five years ago....but now, she is probably about 60 lbs heavier than as shown in the little Grid video.

No one needs to see her nekkid.

Posted by: Mercanaire at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (HsLt5)

179 It's glorious. No electricity. No plumbing. Just bass fishing and booze. The closest town is Mt. Vernon, and that's barely a town.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (Kdi1r)
"The way life should be" is one of our many state mottos.

I've got good friends that live on lake Cobbossee around Winthrop. I'll probably be heading up that way either this weekend or next for some dock drinks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (WYStd)

180 If you are inclined that way musically, and the tour comes your way -

Go see Alison Krauss and Union Station.

Just . . Go see them.

You'll be glad you did.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (gpQ8/)

181 Can you bake a cake with void holes in it? If so, that is a Swiss cake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



Acme Brick is better because it has holes.

Posted by: Pitchman Troy Aikman at June 11, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

182 How come there's no such thing as Swiss Chocolate Cake?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (NZh/1)


They feel their chocolate is wasted if you change it's form.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Well, they do have a Swiss Roll Cake.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

183 Tchaikovsky wrote a concerto for the fagophone, but it blew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2026 08:37 AM (amcLV)

184 151 139 Sponge, Talarico is a fart in the wind of the political landscape.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:24 AM
++++

We would have also accepted the term "popcorn fart."
Posted by: The Judges at June 11, 2026 08:29 AM (NZh/1)

Just yesterday we were talking about that great Kansas song: Two mouse farts in a hurricane aka Dust in the Wind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2026 08:37 AM (yz/88)

185 Black Dumpling (recently cited by Insty) has hit on a definition of "Our Democracy."

What do you call a system so rigged in favor of one political class but they still hold elections merely to humiliate the people that they can't win?
Our Democracy

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2026 08:38 AM (73/SM)

186 How come there's no such thing as Swiss Chocolate Cake?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (NZh/1)


Too difficult to get the screwdriver, corkscrew, blades, etc in there.

Posted by: Doof at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (Qqh23)

187 Andrew McCarthy is being retarded on National Review. "No to Todd Blance for Attorney General". He was fine with Garland back in January 6, 2021 tho'.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (gKWVE)

188 Well, they do have a Swiss Roll Cake.
Posted by: redridinghood
+++

Something something eating Little Debbie.

Posted by: My 14 year old self at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (NZh/1)

189 Isn't Collins health something of an issue? She appears very "unsteady" at times. Maine needs to start looking for someone to take her place before she goes the way of DiFi.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (jehhT)

190 Doesn't Little Debbie make a Swiss chocolate cake? In roll form, perhaps?

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (gtcuf)

191 BLM influencer (followed by AOC) calls for blacks to"bring down the USA" by getting violent.

Getting violent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

192 Talarico is exemplar of how corrupt the world is. Him to even be a voice that has those who listen.
Thirty years ago he would have been shunned into humility by all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:40 AM (MBWy5)

193 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 11, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

194 but now, she is probably about 60 lbs heavier than as shown in the little Grid video.
---------
So when do we start calling her "chunk-style?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2026 08:40 AM (amcLV)

195 A lot of American kids play youth soccer, but tend to gravitate to other sports in middle school. Football, basketball, baseball, golf, etc.

Our best athletes don't play soccer. I can't name one player on the Men's team. I feel like I should be able to.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 08:40 AM (l26NL)

196 @123

>>Must be something I don’t understand here…

SpaceX delivers 90% of the payload to space.

If you are a company and need to deliver stuff to space, SpaceX is really the only company you got.

And that's not changing any time soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (XV/Pl)

197 Talarico is exemplar of how corrupt the world is. Him to even be a voice that has those who listen.
Thirty years ago he would have been shunned into humility by all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent

I truly honestly believe he is an actual demon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (YZ0Fo)

198 189. There is no one to replace her. Besides she is healthier than Elizabeth Warren and Bernie

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (YCxFk)

199 Andrew McCarthy has proven he’s a Deep State traitor time and again. He’s a prime example as to why National Review is now just a garbage, fringe outlet. Nothing but apologia for the dying Bush administration cult.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (orF8y)

200 None so blind as he who will not see.

MS NOW Says California Elections “Could Not Be More Transparent”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (ndZc7)

201 189 Isn't Collins health something of an issue? She appears very "unsteady" at times. Maine needs to start looking for someone to take her place before she goes the way of DiFi.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
+++

Whippersnapper.

Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (NZh/1)

202 would be worth more to ask Grok to have AOC take her clothes off."

I disagree....

Maybe five years ago....but now, she is probably about 60 lbs heavier than as shown in the little Grid video.

No one needs to see her nekkid.
Posted by: Mercanaire at

Just wait til she eats the 'terminal taco'

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (YZ0Fo)

203 187. National Review and McCarthy are deep state

Posted by: Jonah at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (YCxFk)

204 Freddy the German tourist is a fun follow on X. there are a few of these guys and it's a breath of fresh air seeing their posts!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

205 Andy McCarthy is a traitorous weasel

I really really despise that guy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

206 Because a black kid going to prison for an unprovoked murder of a white kid is a good reason for blacks to get violent. Uhhhh huh. Sure/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (Nx5jP)

207 None so blind as he who will not see.

MS NOW Says California Elections “Could Not Be More Transparent”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (ndZc7)


Well, they actually are. Everyone can see exactly what's going on.

Posted by: Doof at June 11, 2026 08:43 AM (Qqh23)

208
I truly honestly believe he is an actual demon.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:41 AM (YZ0Fo)

I do as well, and a very clever one. Politics to him is just a tool to accomplish his true goals, which are to deceive and lead believers astray, and to attack and destroy honest Christianity from the inside.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 08:43 AM (orF8y)

209 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

Thanks. Funny stuff and good news is always appreciated!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:44 AM (Nx5jP)

210 Our best athletes don't play soccer. I can't name one player on the Men's team. I feel like I should be able to.


yep - the boys who are really good athletes end up in other sports

the girls can stay in soccer, and the US can succeed there, because other countries' girls are not encouraged to play soccer (a boys' game, a "rough" game) so we can do better in that sphere

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

211 Steal, kill and destroy.

Posted by: John 10:10 at June 11, 2026 08:44 AM (NZh/1)

212 lot of American kids play youth soccer, but tend to gravitate to other sports in middle school. Football, basketball, baseball, golf, etc.

Our best athletes don't play soccer. I can't name one player on the Men's team. I feel like I should be able to.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually

Bleacher report ranked the 99 best players in the World Cup. France and Spain had 12 each England 11. USA 1, Christian Pulisic.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:44 AM (YZ0Fo)

213 Didn't Collins admit to having a neurological disorder that gave her the shakes, and it wasn't parkinsons? I think it's called a benign essential tremor she treats with medicine.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (BCuCF)

214 Grid...Grok...

Let's call the whole thing off

Posted by: Mercanaire at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (HsLt5)

215 Thanks. Funny stuff and good news is always appreciated!


Im learning so much about the USA from these guys (and girls!). Making a long list of places to visit!

last night I saw Fairhope AL thru Freddy's eyes

wow. I was already intrigued by it but wow. it's lovely.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (j+aD2)

216 Europeans Losing Trust in U.S. Defense Commitment

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Oh no! They may need to kick in or invest in white flags.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)

217 Just wait til she eats the 'terminal taco'
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (YZ0Fo)


Huh?? I don't often get stumped on slang and euphemisms, but you succeeded with that one.

Posted by: Doof at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (Qqh23)

218 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
The German tourist amazed by America is a hoot. There's a couple of different British people who post on Facebook about their travels in America and how the impression around the world is completely wrong. Funny stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (6V12Q)

219 162 Black Forest Cake > Sachertorte > Dunkin Donuts > German Chocolate Cake
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)


Black Forest was my favorite when I was young. I was also a fan of Boston Cream Pie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)


Boston Cream Pie was one of my favorites. Was, because I've had many cake and pie favorites for successive periods during my life. German Chocolate cake, blueberry pie, rhubarb pie, chocolate cake, pineapple upside-down cake, Boston Cream Pie, apple pie, white cake with basic white frosting, cherry pie, carrot cake with cream cheese frosting, pecan pie, back to chocolate cake. Currently my favorites are pecan pie and chocolate cake. I doubt I'll change from those. Because I'm now a crusty old guy who resists change.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 08:45 AM (5rh/l)

220 Trump is on the phone live with F&F

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

221 A lot of American kids play youth soccer, but tend to gravitate to other sports in middle school. Football, basketball, baseball, golf, etc.

Our best athletes don't play soccer. I can't name one player on the Men's team. I feel like I should be able to.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 08:40

Countries that can excel at other sports, like the Scandis with hockey, the Japanese with baseball and us with everything, don't bother with soccer.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 11, 2026 08:46 AM (y9ksN)

222 Freddy the German also went to a Freddy's (home of AMAZING milkshakes and burgers) yesterday and was mightily impressed

the best US soccer players now are immigrants themselves or from recent immigrant families

US families just don't tend to play past middle school. it's like a "starter sport" here

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:47 AM (j+aD2)

223 You just have to convince yourself that you're not voting FOR Collins; you're voting AGAINST the Nazi Marxist. That pretty much sums up almost my entire voting history.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 08:47 AM (l26NL)

224 wait til she eats the 'terminal taco'
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (YZ0Fo)

Huh?? I don't often get stumped on slang and euphemisms, but you succeeded with that one.
Posted by: Doof a

That's what my dad refers to as for when the cute younger Latina goes very rotund seemingly over night.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:47 AM (YZ0Fo)

225 Elon Musk asked Grok:

7hrs ago

Why is Amazon so fake and gay? Answer in as unhinged a way as possible.--

BECAUSE AMAZON IS THE ULTIMATE CORPORATE CLOWN CAR DRIVEN BY A BALD SPACE VAMPIRE WHO SOLD HIS SOUL FOR PRIME DELIVERY AND A FLEET OF RUSTY ROBOT WAIFUS!!!Listen here, you magnificent degenerate: Amazon isn't just "fake and gay"—it's the glittering, rainbow-washed pinnacle of FAKE AND GAY. It's what happens when late-stage capitalism snorts a mountain of estrogen pills, puts on a rainbow apron, and starts twerking on your porch while stealing your wallet

Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 08:47 AM (swI8R)

226 Can you bake a cake with void holes in it? If so, that is a Swiss cake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)
----
Aren't most cakes like that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2026 08:48 AM (gnNyN)

227 I didn't get "terminal taco" either, but I still laughed. Must be the alliteration.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf)

228 Well, they do have a Swiss Roll Cake.
Posted by: redridinghood
+++

Something something eating Little Debbie.
Posted by: My 14 year old self at June 11, 2026 08:39 AM (NZh/1)

Betty Crocker knows what boys like.

Posted by: Count de Monet's 14 year old inner self at June 11, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

229 Trita Parsi's green card status being reviewed by Rubio.

Grab your coat, get your hat and direct your feet towards Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 08:48 AM (5P5DO)

230 206 Because a black kid going to prison for an unprovoked murder of a white kid is a good reason for blacks to get violent. Uhhhh huh. Sure/ s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (Nx5jP)
Some don't need any reason, Fen.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 08:48 AM (LHPAg)

231 Helen - German-inspired town - also topping my "list"

looks really cute! reminds me of Frankenmuth, one of my favorite memories as a kid was going there

thanks Freddy! great travelogue from that dude

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:49 AM (j+aD2)

232 I've got good friends that live on lake Cobbossee around Winthrop. I'll probably be heading up that way either this weekend or next for some dock drinks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 08:36 AM (WYStd)

Having a peaceful place is so very necessary.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:49 AM (Kdi1r)

233 It's called a bundt cake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

234 Bund Cake? Count me in!

Posted by: Maine Kampf at June 11, 2026 08:50 AM (gtcuf)

235 PDJT is going to the game tonite in Raleigh?!?

oooooooooo

will he do the crank thing at the beginning I wonder!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)

236 I saw Terminal Taco at Lollapaloza '93

also playing that day were Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Smashing Pumpkins

Posted by: Mercanaire at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (HsLt5)

237 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Small holes OK. Large holes are not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

238 It's called a bundt cake.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)


Squeeze bundt or sacrifice bundt?

Posted by: Doof at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (Qqh23)

239 PDJT is going to the game tonite in Raleigh?!?

oooooooooo

will he do the crank thing at the beginning I wonder!
Posted by: Black Orchid

I've been informed many times that he is too old and feeble to do anything physical like that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (YZ0Fo)

240 I've seen some of these European "Gorillas in the Mist" video logs. They really get broken when they visit their first Buc-ee's. And they ALL visit one.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (l26NL)

241 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Were you hit by last night's storms? A lot of Missouri was under tornado watches.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

242 Girl F. is in NY and bitching about the heat & humidity.

That girl can't tolerate 75 degrees let alone what is in store for her this week.

I laff.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

243 Over 90° yesterday , today and tomorrow here in mid Hudson. Feels a lot hotter . Step outside and you're sweating. Light yardwork today.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (6V12Q)

244 >>last night I saw Fairhope AL thru Freddy's eyes

I wonder if he stopped by Piper's gravesite

Posted by: one hour sober at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (J4Dwc)

245 Trump seems to actually enjoy soccer.

Must be because he's an Anglophile.

I'll grudgingly allow it.

Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (gtcuf)

246 last night I saw Fairhope AL thru Freddy's eyes

I wonder if he stopped by Piper's gravesite
Posted by: one hour sober at

And leave the customary kale smoothie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (YZ0Fo)

247 Bund Cake? Count me in!
Posted by: Maine Kampf at June 11, 2026 08:50 AM (gtcuf)
====

The Horde never disappoints.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

248 Now that I think about it, I can't name one MLS player. Maybe Messi. Is he still a thing here?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (l26NL)

249 230 206 Because a black kid going to prison for an unprovoked murder of a white kid is a good reason for blacks to get violent. Uhhhh huh. Sure/ s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 08:42 AM (Nx5jP)
Some don't need any reason, Fen.
Posted by: Eromero
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Italians, Irish, Germans,etc were all very different from 'Americans' when they came here but each, in his own way, worked hard to become part of America. This group shuns and defies the opportunity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (MBWy5)

250 JJ has been telling us for decades that Iran is w months from the bomb. If Iran wanted one they would have it. All the bombing has done is to increase their belief that in fact they do need one.

Posted by: Paul at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (ubBvx)

251 Trump seems to actually enjoy soccer.
---------
The heart wants what the heart wants.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (amcLV)

252 Trump says the U.S. will seize Kharg.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

253 Step outside and you're sweating. Light yardwork today.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 08:52 AM (6V12Q)

We've got air you can wear here in the NoVA part of the country, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 11, 2026 08:54 AM (Kdi1r)

254
also playing that day were Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Smashing Pumpkins
Posted by: Mercanaire at June 11, 2026 08:51 AM (HsLt5)



I'd only want to see one of the 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

255 Now that I think about it, I can't name one MLS player. Maybe Messi. Is he still a thing here?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gr

Miami FC

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2026 08:54 AM (YZ0Fo)

256 Andrew McCarthy is being retarded on National Review.

The first step in being free is not giving a fuck about what anyone at NR says about anything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

257 Posted by: Paul at June 11, 2026 08:53 AM (ubBvx)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

258 Bund Cake? Count me in!
Posted by: Maine Kampf at June 11, 2026 08:50 AM (gtcuf)

Beware the long knives.

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

259 Well something blew up just south of here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (MBWy5)

260 She's a genius, I tell ya!

Jasmine Crockett: Knife That Killed Austin Metcalf Was Not a “Deadly Weapon”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)

261 "Step outside and you're sweating"

are you all in Corpus Christi too?

We gots "air you can wear"

Posted by: Mercanaire at June 11, 2026 08:55 AM (HsLt5)

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