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trumpdildo.jpg

Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.

Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

A colugo is an animal that looks fake. Like they made it up for that horrible 1999 Lost in Space.

A wolf is domesticated.

Taking your hawk out for a flight.

Taking your otter for a swim.

Taking your horse out for a trot.

Boaters give a warbler a lift back to land.

The dog who was mother to tigers.

Dramatic skies.

Circus rooster.

Polar deer.

Wolves at the door.

A big herd of camels in their natural habitat, the beach.

You can't stop a sheep from headbutting.

This video proves global warming is real. (Well it's as good as evidence as the communist Democrats provide.)

Well-mannered foxes.

The female narc tried to entrap these good boys but they were wise to her jive.

In fairness, the guy rolled over for the raven. If there were betting involved here, I'd be contacting the bunko squad.

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM




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1
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (3ek7K)

2 Let the dildoes hit the floor!

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (tjClK)

4 >>>Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

Amazing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (i24o9)

5 Call the coroner. The top pic killed me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (DgGvY)

6
Ha ha

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (3ek7K)

7 Let the dildoes hit the floor!
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)


Opportunity to sock Drowning Pool, missed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:12 PM (tjClK)

8 The Trump dildo throw is funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (tjClK)

9 >>>Taking your hawk out for a flight.

Is that what their calling it these days?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:13 PM (i24o9)

10 Official dildo of the Ace of Spades blog.

Available in the gift shop.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (Q4IgG)

11
I keep thinking today is Friday.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

12 >>>Raven loves winning tic tac toe


So that means global thermonuclear war, right?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (CNl8/)

13 A drone shaped like a green dildo would be pretty cool.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

14 Feni𝕏 Ammunition FenixAmmunition 20h
The only thing better than a WNBA joke, is a WNBA joke that also rips LeBron James

https://tinyurl.com/4hwtd3t2

FearBuck @FearedBuck 22h
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Croaky Caiman 🐊 @InstaGator2024 11h Replying to @FearedBuck
https://tinyurl.com/yzwwbjxp

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (2yoRf)

15 An OTA TV channel in my yute went to some computer screen something and would display recipes on occasion. We were looking at something and a recipe called for making a dough. Then it said 'chill dough' for some amount of time.

I pipe up and say "I've heard of 'dildo' but what's a 'chill dough?'

My parents were NOT impressed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (tjClK)

16 A colugo is an animal that looks fake.

It looks like an injection-molding mistake. It has webbed everything.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (DgGvY)

17 Good luck with that Wolf.
Not eating your face off.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2025 07:15 PM (q/iLt)

18
Well? Where is everyone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (kkTda)

19 On the 'most magical' video i kept waiting for an alligator or Hippo to attack the critters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

20 FearBuck @FearedBuck 22h
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct


Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (tjClK)

21 The volcanoes are creepy as hell.

Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (fV+MH)

22 "I've heard of 'dildo' but what's a 'chill dough?'
My parents were NOT impressed.
Posted by: Sponge

The chilldo is the icy stare that lets you know you're f--ked.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (DgGvY)

23 Remember "The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate"?

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

24 Top picture... now... we KNOW that Trump supports the World Wrestling Federation... and it's new franchise in a New market... the WNBA.

Because without the fights? none of us would even know nor care about what is going on there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Assault?

This is the best pr the wnba has had in years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

26
Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.



Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

27 The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?
Posted by: Sponge

That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (DgGvY)

28 Capitol Hill hardest hit.

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 2h
BREAKING: US imposes tariffs on one-kilo gold bars, per FT
🧈🧈
🧈🧈🧈

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:18 PM (2yoRf)

29
That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (DgGvY)


Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:18 PM (tjClK)

30 Good luck with that Wolf.
Not eating your face off.
Posted by: jsg
_________

As well as Tyson's tiger.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (XvL8K)

31 26
Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

Moved? or were released.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

32 So we're not allowed to throw dildos now? I thought this was America.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (2UnvF)

33
It is rude to throw dildos on the court, but it is hilarious.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (3ek7K)

34
The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

_______

Not attempted rape?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (kkTda)

35 Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

Moved? or were released.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)


Global warming.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (tjClK)

36 Ravens seem like flying dogs

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (VPPG8)

37 "Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy."

These days, it's probably cheaper to just get Charlie Sheen

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (R256O)

38
Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

39 The dildo thing is amusing to be sure, but ya gotta figure bobble head night is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (W/lyH)

40 I want to see a fleshlight tossed out a WNBA game. That would definitely go over better with the players.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (CNl8/)

41 Ah......but assault?

Kaden Lopez was taken into custody by Phoenix police while inside PHX Arena after he allegedly threw a “green dildo” and struck a man and his 9-year-old niece during Tuesday’s contest between the Mercury and Sun, FOX 10 Phoenix reported on Wednesday night.

Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

42 Saving the Trump/Dildo pic for X

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (VPPG8)

43 That would be battery.

Even if it's not a vibrating dildo.
Posted by: mikeski


Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He hurt their feeeeelllzzzzz. Right in the taint.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (QcUc+)

44 Heard in a holding cell:

Hey man, whatcha in for?

Assault with a deadly dong.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

45 38
Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

Oh, I believe you... even as someone who likes wolves... they are an Apex Predator that we wiped out for very good reasons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

46 That warbler did not want to leave that nice warm hat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (a+4eV)

47
"The right of the people to keep and throw Dildoes, shall not be infringed."

Right there in the Constitution!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (kkTda)

48 The dildos are green because they're full of money. Dumb broads didn't even pick 'em up.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 07, 2025 07:23 PM (MX0bI)

49 Little did the deer know he was swiftly approaching the waterfall.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:23 PM (WjKqU)

50 he allegedly threw a “green dildo” and struck a man and his 9-year-old niece during Tuesday’s contest between the Mercury and Sun, FOX 10 Phoenix reported on Wednesday night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

Dayum... he hit two people with ONE THROW OF ONE DILDO?

Sign this dude up for the Darts team!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)

51 Let the dildoes hit the floor!
-------

Alternative selection: "Its Raining Men"

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (TN0g+)

52 Assault? Did he actually hit someone with it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (tjClK)

Assault is the apprehension in an intended victim of contact. They're going to have to find someone to testify that they thought they were going to be hit by a giant green dildo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (i24o9)

53 Wolves have moved up here in Wyoming. Of course they are killing livestock.
Posted by: fourseasons
-----
Moved? or were released.
Posted by: Romeo13
-----
Global warming.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They were retreating from the rising sea levels due to man made globull enwarmening. They didn't wanna get a$$ raped by dolphins and river otters.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (QcUc+)

54
Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

___________

I can go to CVS and see a Turbo Pounder 5000 on the shelves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:24 PM (kkTda)

55
Parts, raining the important parts.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (3ek7K)

56 47
"The right of the people to keep and throw Dildoes, shall not be infringed."

Right there in the Constitution!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:22 PM (kkTda)

In the Military there was a thing called a 'short arm inspection'...

So this would be covered under the Right to bear ARMS!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

57 Dayum... he hit two people with ONE THROW OF ONE DILDO?

Sign this dude up for the Darts team!
Posted by: Romeo13
________

Glansing shot

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (XvL8K)

58 These days, it's probably cheaper to just get Charlie Sheen
Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (R256O)

You still get the Tiger Blood

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (q/iLt)

59
The French throw dildos at their silly kickball matches. Americans are so prudish!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:25 PM (kkTda)

60 >>>The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Aggravated mockery with intent to demean.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)

61 2
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 07:11 PM (sDWtc)

You must be traveling

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (R256O)

62 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tjClK)

He was booked on suspicion of holding a kindergarten class?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (i24o9)

63 >>>The person who threw a dildo at last night’s WNBA game, Kaden Lopez, 18, appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct

Aggravated mockery with intent to demean.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)
----
By that standard, last night's "dildo" thread would have the Moron Horde locked up for life, turning big rocks into little rocks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (IBQGV)

64
It was only 77% of the size of a dildo thrown at an NBA game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (kkTda)

65 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29)

66 "Glansing shot
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"



Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (fV+MH)

67
Skip, when will you be done with the night shift?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (3ek7K)

68 I had a warbler in my pants once. A mezzo-soprano, I think.

Posted by: A Night At The Opera at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (G5+As)

69 Nowhere to run
Nowhere to Hide
When Detroit was Detroit.
Message to run away Tx Dems

Martha and the Vandellas
https://tinyurl.com/bdfde9z3

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (VPPG8)

70 It was only 77% of the size of a dildo thrown at an NBA game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Shrinkflation strikes again!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (WjKqU)

71 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material...
------

Should I assume they police "pride" events for such "public display of explicit sexual material"?

Or nah?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (TN0g+)

72 Hey, this is actually topical:

http://tiny.cc/dhwq001

So glad I could share it.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:29 PM (R256O)

73 Did he assault the wooden court?
Did he hurt its feelings?

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (+qU29)

74 Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

75 By that standard, last night's "dildo" thread would have the Moron Horde locked up for life, turning big rocks into little rocks.
--------

If any of us were posting from the UK they're probably facing arrest warrants from the local constables.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (TN0g+)

76 Then I'm curious where the assault charge comes from.
Posted by: Sponge

Assault is just a threat.

Saying "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!" is assault.

Kicking you in the nuts is battery.

Whether a thrown dildo would be assault is a question for the judge, but of course the prosecutor is gonna ram through all the charges he can.

If the kid had put more arc on the dildo, he'd probably have an FAA airspace violation to answer for, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

77 Been on days this week, but they are so behind completion date they are looking for anything to hang someone .
And I have a disaster on my hands there

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (+qU29)

78 I am all for interesting pets, obviously. I don’t even have a problem with wolf dogs, in the right hands. But tigers are all fun while they are young, until they decide they really do want to play with you like another tiger, and then you bleed and smell like food. Then you are sushi.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (aT5K/)

79 Did he lube it up, like a gentleman?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

80 If the kid had put more arc on the dildo, he'd probably have an FAA airspace violation to answer for, too.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

81
Skip,

The job from hell.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

82 19 On the 'most magical' video i kept waiting for an alligator or Hippo to attack the critters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

I was expecting a Godzilla stomp.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (R256O)

83 Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

Then he'll get tossed off the docket.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (i24o9)

84 Willowed Response:
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Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2

My point was not to you, ( sorry) but to the other guy who evidently didn't know about " A Man for all seasons" its one of my favorite films. I don't know the politics of the director or producer. Great film There are tons of movie I haven't seen, but iIm not going to worry about whether AMFAS done in 1966 was by a non conservative director

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 07:14 PM (2GCMq)
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Robert Bolt probably wrote one of the most brilliant plays in the history of theater. It makes quite a movie as well. I'd dare say that the world is somewhat a better place for displaying Bolt's play.

So, yeah, I'm not going to care too much about what Bolt's exact political orientation was.

And Scofield is just flawless in the lead role (which he also played on stage).

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)

85 Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

Lawn darts of our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

86 That was some clean buck in water going under the bridge.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (W/lyH)

87 Clearly a football spiral is the way to go, for you aspiring WNBA fans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

Lawn darts of our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

GenZ lawn dart victim: It was a hole in one, doc!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (i24o9)

88 Uh oh.

Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

-
Don't cross dress the streams!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

89 Wrong kind of otters x2 ace.

Why do you hate me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2025 07:34 PM (sNvzL)

90 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 4h
During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (2yoRf)

91 I had a warbler in my pants once.

Posted by: A Night At The Opera at August 07, 2025 07:28 PM (G5+As)
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Once!

Posted by: Danny Vermin at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (krQz2)

92
Somebody mentioned the 3-body problem a few threads ago, I got interested in the latest work on this. So far, there are 20 known periodic solutions to this. Most of these are unstable, the slightest perturbation (bump) would send rambling off chaotically, but here's post with a little video of those 20 known ones:

https://tinyurl.com/2dcoxqn5


The Figure-8 one, known as Chenciner-Montgomery solution, is interesting. It is stable to perturbations. Here's a video of a planet trajectory put into a figure-8 solution of 3 solar mass stars. Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

93 No, she was a nimble little nymph.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

94
Kid in court:

'Scuse me while I whip this out...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:30 PM (zZu0s).

__________

People's Exhibit 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (kkTda)

95 Lopez was booked on suspicion of disorderly conduct, assault and public display of explicit sexual material and appeared in court on Wednesday.

Lawdy! Oh my my my. Lopez is in deep doo doo messing with the WNBA if he in within an Obama/Biden appointed Judge turf.

I saw on X a post rewarding Lopez as a patriot.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (VPPG8)

96 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

97 Somebody mentioned the 3-body problem a few threads ago, I got interested in the latest work on this. So far, there are 20 known periodic solutions to this. Most of these are unstable, the slightest perturbation (bump) would send rambling off chaotically, but here's post with a little video of those 20 known ones:

https://tinyurl.com/2dcoxqn5


The Figure-8 one, known as Chenciner-Montgomery solution, is interesting. It is stable to perturbations. Here's a video of a planet trajectory put into a figure-8 solution of 3 solar mass stars. Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

This place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (i24o9)

98 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 4h
During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (2yoRf)

Also doctor:

We got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

99 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

It'd be unstable for sure. Just have to force it through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

100

If any of us were posting from the UK they're probably facing arrest warrants from the local constables.
Posted by: Crusader

We'd better behave. TJM and CBD are in Euroland and could get arrested for accessory after the fact. Or, do we want that to happen.

Posted by: Could Be Amusing... at August 07, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

101 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 07:36 PM (XvL8K)

See three body solution vids. I suspect that a spiral can most certainly be accomplished.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

102 Uh oh.

Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

-
Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (WjKqU)

103 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)

Loving it. Time to go play with some fractal polynomials.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 07:39 PM (/HDaX)

104 Lopez tossed the dildo toward the court but it fell short and hit an adolescent bystander. He may be in for a ride....

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (VPPG8)

105 "During the Great Plague of London in the 17th century, doctors recommended keeping your farts in a jar and giving it a good sniff if you felt unwell.
Posted by: andycanuck"

I still recommend that for some folks.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

106 Or, do we want that to happen.
Posted by: Could Be Amusing... at August 07, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

Boys: 21-36-89 Tango

If target is covered

56-32-45 Bravo.

Good luck guys, we're all counting on you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

107 I see six WNBA players on the same team on the court...and a green dildo...

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

108 If I had a pet otter, I would take him down to the river and home he didn't swim away for good

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (+qU29)

109 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

110 No way you're getting a spiral if it has balls. It's gonna be a knuckler no matter what.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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I saw Phil Neikro pitch during the game when Hank Aaron hit his 697th career home run. It was a double-header with the Montreal Expos in Atlanta's Fulton county stadium.

I saw Biff Pocoroba play a few seasons later at the same venue.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (TN0g+)

111 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:42 PM (aT5K/)

112 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

I feel seen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 07:42 PM (i24o9)

113 I like the dog with the fist bump.

That's a good boy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (krQz2)

114 109 Blinded by science!

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 4h
I said maybe...

https://tinyurl.com/bdehwzh7

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:41 PM (2yoRf)

Umm...Anderson Cooper after a sesh with his boy toy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

115
Comrade,

I hope you're wearing pants.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

116 That horse, with a nice trot.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (W/lyH)

117 @BigJoeBastardi . 10h

On this date in 1954 I am sure people on the east coast had no idea what was coming later in August,Sept, Oct with Carol Edna and Hazel.

In fact the day of Carol it was forecasted to break up east of Cape Cod By noon Aug 31 it was breaking up the city of Providence
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Warm water along the Atlantic seaboard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 07:43 PM (mjogX)

118 TSA Administrator: You never say Your Dildo, you only say, The Dildo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (OTint)

119 Well, that's something new.

Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

120 Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw

Well, they weren't going to make that offer for Hildawg.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 07:46 PM (WjKqU)

121 116 That horse, with a nice trot.
Posted by: Diogenes at August

It’s a large pony, but hard to tell you what - could be a mutt pony. Its head is too big to be a pure welsh, potentially Connemara.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:46 PM (pZEOD)

122 119 Well, that's something new.

Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

I'll take them seriously when they announ e that Maduro has dirt on Hillary.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (R256O)

123 Anyone bored and want to hassle an online scammer?

I just got a seriously, very polished email phishing attempt from someone pretending to be Paypal saying I had just authorized a payment to "Cormier Christopher" with a phone number to call for more info.

Paypal has no record of any transactions in the last 90 days, so I called the number and some Indian dude answers and says "Hello?", I asked him if this was Paypal and he says "Yes". Won't ay my reply as it's probably banable but if anyone is bored and needs to spout of let me know and I'll get you the phone number.

Posted by: pawn at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (EITcu)

124 The only reason I am leaning more away from Connemara is because I have never in my life met one that wasn’t complicated. Even as a cross.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:48 PM (pZEOD)

125 That raven!! A story goes that a hunter went into a forest to kill a pesky raven. Raven saw him coming. flew away until the hunter left the forest. They tried 2 hunters.One hunter left and one stayed hiding.

But the raven didn't return until the second hunter left.

They had to send six hunters, leaving one behind, to overwhelm the raven's ability to count.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 07:49 PM (AtFJ+)

126
No, she was a nimble little nymph

Minx, not nymph

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 07, 2025 07:50 PM (Tv15w)

127 Cartographic humour.

Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps Aug 4
This has entered my visual core memory and can't be unseen

https://tinyurl.com/afm5y8c6

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:51 PM (2yoRf)

128 They had to send six hunters, leaving one behind, to overwhelm the raven's ability to count.

Posted by: JM in Illinois

That's so Raven!

Posted by: Orlando Brown at August 07, 2025 07:52 PM (G5+As)

129 Minx, not nymph
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 07, 2025 07:50 PM (Tv15w)

Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

130 https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?si=HXzAmtjROGUBsiq7

Posted by: Easter weekend at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

131 How come the kiddie fvckers & drag queens aren’t arrested at the library then?

Still glaringly obvious who gets special treatment and carve outs these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (F3yTM)

132 Disney settled in Gina Carino’s favor, for those who haven’t heard.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:55 PM (pZEOD)

133 Never more.

Never more.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:56 PM (2yoRf)

134
Ace has a thread about that.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:56 PM (3ek7K)

135 Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.
Posted by: She Hobbit

There's only one actual God. So, like transgender humans, Gozer was also trans-reality.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

136 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of my hat!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at August 07, 2025 07:58 PM (i0F8b)

137 >>I'll take them seriously when they announ e that Maduro has dirt on Hillary.

What they do appear to have on him is paying for TdA and Mexican cartels running cocaine and fentanyl. And not just with Venezuela's money, using his own as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 07:59 PM (viF8m)

138 I'm getting back to cleaning the house soon.

One of my late Mother's nun friends of 65 years received the 2 large packages I sent her. She was so happy.

Mom's purse was in there, her address book, tons of cards, stickers, jokes and stories she'd put in the cards, Daniel O'Donnell CD's and other stuff from Mom.

She was so happy.

As I hope all of you are the rest of the week.
Good night.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

139 Well no sleep 2 of the last 3 nights took a Melatonin a hour ago and going to call it a day.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (+qU29)

140 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

141 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle

Not again.

If memory serves, there is a, ahem, toy called a rabbit. So this tracks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2025 08:02 PM (WjKqU)

142 aypal has no record of any transactions in the last 90 days, so I called the number and some Indian dude answers and says "Hello?", I asked him if this was Paypal and he says "Yes". Won't ay my reply as it's probably banable but if anyone is bored and needs to spout of let me know and I'll get you the phone number.
Posted by: pawn at August 07, 2025 07:47 PM (EITcu)

I've seen anti scammers pretend to be elderly and mess up the buying of gift cards in a number of entertaining ways.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 08:03 PM (8avO+)

143 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

The horde is spent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (i24o9)

144 Stateless, been my experience nuns are pretty constant as friends. Your Mom was blessed to have her.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

145 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)

Things are flaccid now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 07, 2025 08:06 PM (p7nIS)

146 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Things are flaccid now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

We've been going at it for days, you have to expect a refractory period eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

147 Is the satellite view the Tonga eruption?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZAN7R)

148 https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?si=HXzAmtjROGUBsiq7
Posted by: Easter weekend at August 07, 2025 07:54 PM (jrgJz)
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In athletic male horses, you definitely sometimes can see the temperament of a jock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)

149 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

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They've been floored.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 08:16 PM (krQz2)

150 Ha!

https://tinyurl.com/kuh29fm6

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 08:17 PM (viF8m)

151 140 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.
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Blew their wad.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (2yoRf)

152
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (tljrc)

153 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (HqyeH)

154 153 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

155 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?
Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

* slaps $10 on the table *

It's some psych student's dissertation on copycat behavior.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

156 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper

So it's an advertisement for DongCoin?

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

157 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

Really? They must be pushing a meme coin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (HqyeH)

158 Love the Trump on the WH roof and the women's basketball court image.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:24 PM (unUNN)

159 The dildo comments seem to have petered out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2025 08:01 PM (XvL8K)
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The horde is spent.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 08:04 PM (i24o9)

The Smoking Lamp is lit.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (gKDq2)

160 If your dildo jokes last more than four days, see a doctor.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (i0F8b)

161 A modern version of the Stielhandgranate.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (L7OEs)

162 Two massive volcanic eruptions as seen from satellites.

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That's not a problem in CO2 emissions but my car is.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (unUNN)

163 Columbus just signed a Palestinian player, and they banded the Palestinian flags from the stadium
Yeah, I know people hate soccer here, but I cannot stand the Libs trying to push the message of hate, you’re going to hear people saying from the river to the sea. Hell they shouldn’t allow trans. Kids flags in the stadium.Reap what you sow

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 07, 2025 08:27 PM (FCrpy)

164 What's the genesis of the dildo toss?

Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:18 PM (HqyeH)

Not really political but it is a statement. The WNBA players are complaining they need 'more money'. Hence the green dildos.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:27 PM (gKDq2)

165 I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
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Double-entry bookkeeping scam??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:28 PM (2yoRf)

166 So, green with penis envy??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:29 PM (2yoRf)

167 The WNBA players are complaining they need 'more money'. Hence the green dildos.

Huh. I would never have made that connection. I just figured the first was random and the rest were copycats.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (/y8xj)

168 Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons! The volcano video did not say which volcano. A serious oversight, seeing as I want to avoid the area.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (TxCfB)

169 Rims and weaves aint gonna buy theyselfs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2025 08:32 PM (4DHm3)

170 Romeo,

Migrating from Colorado. It's a problem.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

So shoot them. Not protected in Wyoming, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (TxCfB)

171 They don't seem to understand their value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (HqyeH)

172 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

173 Huh. I would never have made that connection. I just figured the first was random and the rest were copycats.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 08:30 PM (/y8xj)

I have no doubts there are copycats, just look at Detroit and octopi.

But the WNBA product is so bad that even regular Joes see the insanity of asking for more money. The WNBA has never made a profit in over 20 years of operation. And now they are hell-bent on killing the goose who is laying golden eggs, Kaitlin Clark. The racism is also off the charts in the WNBA. The black girls think 'it's their sport' so who are these white interlopers?

The league is a joke and the dildos thrown onto the court is the icing on that lousy cake.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:36 PM (gKDq2)

174 Is the satellite view the Tonga eruption?
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZAN7R)

I believe so.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2025 08:37 PM (/HDaX)

175 I thought the dildos had to do with the Lesbian Basketball Association.

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (i0F8b)

176 'Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.'

It would be a fun pet if you didn't have to worry about it killing you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (3wi/L)

177 Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps Aug 4
This has entered my visual core memory and can't be unseen

https://tinyurl.com/afm5y8c6
Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 07:51 PM (2yoRf)

Haha, instant follow. Thanks for that!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 07, 2025 08:43 PM (zYpTz)

178 I thought the dildos had to do with the Lesbian Basketball Association.
Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 08:39 PM (i0F8b)

Yes. And the demand for more money. A two-fer fan 'protest'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 08:44 PM (gKDq2)

179
AOP,

Yes, now it is legal to shoot the wolves.

There is a group now suing US Fish and Wildlife Service to remove state control and to put them on the endangered species list.

Assholes

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 08:46 PM (3ek7K)

180 I definitely voted for this.

>>@rawsalerts
·
51s
>>🚨#BREAKING: President Trump has announced a major surge of federal law enforcement into Washington, D.C., in an aggressive push to crack down on violent crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 08:47 PM (viF8m)

181 >>> Is the green dildo a political statement?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August

I just read in the NY Post it is being done by a crypto group.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)


my first draft of a sales pitch:

DLDO is a layer-2 pleasure platform from the VC-backed founders of ORGSM and BUTBUZZR. DLDO provides personal in-to-out launch strategies via block technology allowing for democratized frictionless personal interactions that grow with scale.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 07, 2025 08:48 PM (cduTK)

182 Was the video of the deer swimming in the river taken in Japan?

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:49 PM (mADJX)

183 Haha, instant follow. Thanks for that!
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Some funny stuff including running gags about NZ never being on maps; and there being 'No Data' for Greenland no matter the map topic.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2025 08:50 PM (2yoRf)

184 Very interesting satellite videos of the volcanoes erupting. Imagine what Krakatoa would have looked like!

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:51 PM (mADJX)

185 Doggy fist bumps are tight.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 08:52 PM (dIske)

186 184 Very interesting satellite videos of the volcanoes erupting. Imagine what Krakatoa would have looked like!
Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:51 PM (mADJX)

Yeah, the orbital pictures of that was pretty awesome..

Posted by: Guys who built the Pyramids at August 07, 2025 08:52 PM (mP0Kj)

187 https://tinyurl.com/kuh29fm6

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 08:53 PM (dIske)

188 176 'Mike Tyson purchased a white tiger in the 90s because he wanted a pet that would match his energy.'

It would be a fun pet if you didn't have to worry about it killing you. - Dr. Claw

Or seriously injuring you. For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:53 PM (mADJX)

189 Red Panda's
be still my beating heart...
I want one for a buddy

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VPPG8)

190 186 Yeah, the orbital pictures of that was pretty awesome..

Didn't see the need to add "had the technology existed back then", but apparently I should have.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 08:56 PM (mADJX)

191 I don't have any milk to wash down the ice cream.
I am even out of ice cream.
Damn.

Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 08:56 PM (4qMiv)

192 188
'For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?'

IDK. He's always sounded like Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)

193 Note the chaotic nature of the planet's "orbit" if you can call it that:
https://tinyurl.com/2cn4lk3k

Posted by: publius

Looks like the planet's path would make a decent roller coaster design.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 08:58 PM (TRQeB)

194 'For example, did you know that Mike Tyson was a baritone before he bought the tiger?'

IDK. He's always sounded like Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 08:57 PM (3wi/L)
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I find your wordth hurtful, and it maketh me thad.

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 08:59 PM (0aYVJ)

195 Ghostbusters.net@GhostbustersNet
Gozer the Gozerian was one of the first mainstream transgender characters to grace the silver screen.

Don't cross dress the streams!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh FFS. As a genderless Sumerian god that can take any form, transgender had no meaning. Pffft.
Posted by: She Hobbit



And yet another thing from my youth f*cking ruined by the shitstick left.

Bastards. DIAF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:01 PM (tjClK)

196 Ok... shut down the net for the night.... TWO great memes...

Michael Jackson in Jeans... saying Michael has Great Billy Jeans...

And... Dolly Parton... who has great Joleans...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 09:01 PM (mP0Kj)

197
Being out of ice cream in my house is not good, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

198 Evening, dildo fans.

Just saw the horror flick "Weapons". Starts slow and builds up to batshit crazy. If you like WTF horror, this is for you. 👍

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (kpS4V)

199 197
Being out of ice cream in my house is not good, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

Ice Cream, Coffee, and BBQ Sauce...

Three things I ALWAYS have extras of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (mP0Kj)

200 Bondi just announced that the DOJ and State Dept are jointly offering $50 million for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: JackStraw

... isn't he some potentate down in Jungle America?
Or am I thinking of the wrong Maduro?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 09:03 PM (TRQeB)

201
Venezuela

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (3ek7K)

202 my first draft of a sales pitch:

DLDO is a layer-2 pleasure platform from the VC-backed founders of


Me Love You Long Time Entertainment Group based in Saigon.

Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (8a8OI)

203 Evening all.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:04 PM (8a8OI)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:05 PM (tjClK)

204 >>... isn't he some potentate down in Jungle America?
Or am I thinking of the wrong Maduro?

Technically, the President of Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:05 PM (viF8m)

205 Poor Dolly Parton. Her feet never grew past size two because they were always in the shade.

Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at August 07, 2025 09:08 PM (G5+As)

206
Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

207 He was the two bit tyrant who took over after the other commie two but tyrant ran a vibrant country straight into the ground and became a billionaire doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

208 Ice Cream, Coffee, and BBQ Sauce...

Three things I ALWAYS have extras of.
Posted by: Romeo13

You fat too?

Posted by: Chubby Chaney at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (G5+As)

209 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


*bump back

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

210 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

Damn. Lol. Why do they have to be whores?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

211 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*bump back
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

It's not gay if the cruising light is on.

*taps light*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

212
Antics,

Attention getters.

Look at me, I have big un's.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

213 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
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Damn. Lol. Why do they have to be whores?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

As a very small-breasted lady in college said, 'Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.'

In other words, go with what you got.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:13 PM (gKDq2)

214 Technically, the President of Venezuela.
Posted by: JackStraw

Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

I has a confusion

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (TRQeB)

215 Dolly's are natural unlike whores today that have them "enhanced".

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

Don't hold too tight to that conviction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (i24o9)

216
RickZ,

Yep, different strokes for people.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

217 That's not a problem in CO2 emissions but my car is.
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 08:26 PM (unUNN)

To offset your car emission, the Canadian government has been forced to ban all logging in the Boreal forests, which is why they are burning and making your summer miserable

Don't you feel guilty now?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

218 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*bump back
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:10 PM (8a8OI)

It's not gay if the cruising light is on.

*taps light*
Posted by: Aetius451AD


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:16 PM (8a8OI)

219 RickZ,

Yep, different strokes for people.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

Considering the topic, not exactly the right phrasing, but yes.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:17 PM (gKDq2)

220 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion

No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

221 How to Keep a Pet Tiger by Claude Balz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (r/xMY)

222 Dear God,
You took one of my favorite wrestlers, Hulk Hogan.
You took one of my favorite trumpet players, Chuck Mangione. You took one of my favorite metal rockers, Ozzy Osbourne.

I just wanted to let you know, Gavin Newsome is my favorite governor.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (8a8OI)

223 Women get defined by cup size.
Is there a similar definition for guys balls?
Walnut
Orange
Coconut
Bowling ball

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (HFcKg)

224

Here in SW Wyoming we have an extreme fire alert.

It's scary because one spark and it's hell.

Utah still has a huge wildfire going.

If you live in an area that is prone to wildfires have all your important documents ready and get your children and pets ready to go.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (3ek7K)

225 In other words, go with what you got.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:13 PM (gKDq2)

I'm fine with that, just defending the ladies who'd like a little enhancement- within reason of course. Clowns have been an intermittent topic today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

226 From the Bee:

Gina Carano Rehired By Disney After She Identifies As An Abusive Male Director

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:21 PM (8a8OI)

227 I just wanted to let you know, Gavin Newsome is my favorite governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (8a8OI)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

228
Ben Had,

Most of them would be aspirin sized, lmao.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (3ek7K)

229 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion

No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.
Posted by: JackStraw
===

Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:23 PM (/lPRQ)

230 1000 Quatloos on clot shot.


Are Stuwitz Berg — the face of Norway’s COVID-19 vaccine rollout — is dead. "Suddenly."

At just 54 years old, the senior official at the Norwegian Institute of Public Health died suddenly, with no cause of death disclosed.
This is the man who:
Led Norway's pandemic vaccination strategy
Repeatedly appeared on TV assuring Norwegians the mRNA shots were “safe and effective”
Championed mass immunization throughout 2021–2022
Now he’s gone — unexpectedly.
And yet again, we are told nothing about:
His cause of death
His health status
Whether his passing could be related to the very products he promoted
FACT CHECK:
No official cause released
Colleagues "stunned"
Media offering tributes — but no questions

How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:24 PM (8a8OI)

231 Women get defined by cup size.
Is there a similar definition for guys balls?
Walnut
Orange
Coconut
Bowling ball
Posted by: Ben Had
===

Coconut with or without the husk?
Same with walnut

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:25 PM (/lPRQ)

232 Most of them would be aspirin sized, lmao.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:22 PM (3ek7K)

What the hell is your frame of reference? Hypogonadism in the extreme.

Start with grades of chicken eggs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

233 Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:20 PM (HFcKg)

Also, since you bring the analogy Ms Had, do the size of a man's balls turn you on in some way?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

234
Aetius

It's fun to give you guys shit, lol




Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

235 Start with grades of chicken eggs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I'd go with the quail eggs.
Less likely to get in the way.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

236 205 Poor Dolly Parton. Her feet never grew past size two because they were always in the shade.
Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at August 07, 2025 09:08 PM (G5+As)

Dear Lord! Am I the only one with visions of a construction site in Alabama and this joke was told..

ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 09:28 PM (VPPG8)

237 >>Did he get kicked out and is now an international fugitive and that's why we have jurisdiction to offer a reward for his arrest, or what?

>>I has a confusion
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No, he's still president. The DOJ is looking to arrest a foreign dictator for crimes against the US. Kind of a big deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

We don't want him in an International Court for crimes against the U.S. Just like El Chapo, no internatinal court for drug trafficking for him, either. I like the concept of 'you violate our laws you will be subject to our jusrisdiction'. Any international court is a joke, the sentences they hand out for serious mass-murdering dictators moreso.

El Chapo's in Supermax and he isn't very happy there, unlike a European country club prison. Maduro needs to join him there, though they'll never see each other. Gone for good. Unless another President Otto Penn takes over and trades an international arms dealer in Supermax, Victor Bout, for a WNBA player who brought drugs into Russia and was arrested. A great trade. Simply unbelievable. It took years to get Bout out of Russia, luring him with a great weapons deal.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (gKDq2)

238 Aetius, what fourseasons said.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (HFcKg)

239 I'd go with the quail eggs.
Less likely to get in the way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

See t his is why it is a poor analogy Ms Had. We'd be fine if the balls were smaller because they might not get knocked around, sat on, overheated, twisted, etc.

Probably the better analogy to be frank (heh) would be dick size when it came to the analogy with boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

240 Neighbors puppy. Give her skritches, she pees! WTF?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (VA5t2)

241 >>Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

Well he was CIA so ....

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (viF8m)

242 How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5
Posted by: rickb223
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Don't know about asking questions but Kennedy stopped research on it, cut the funding he did. Said we were going to focus on more natural way to create vaccines. Figuratively said mRNA is a wrong fork in the road POS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (mjogX)

243
She's excited to see you.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:30 PM (3ek7K)

244 Neighbors puppy. Give her skritches, she pees! WTF?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:29 PM (VA5t2)

Some dogs if they are ultra submissive will pee if you pet them.

Or she could just be excited and has not worked out bladder control yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

245 Aetius, maybe but you guys only have one of those

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (HFcKg)

246 >>Noriega had diplomatic immunity too.

I immediately flashed on Lethal Weapon 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

247 Apropos of nothing

Jackie DeShannon 69'
Put a little love in your heart.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhswnbv

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (VPPG8)

248 #222 rickb223,

LOL!

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (gKDq2)

249 Probably the better analogy to be frank (heh) would be dick size when it came to the analogy with boobs.

Do I have to wash under my balls? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (VA5t2)

250 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz

Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (3ImbR)

251 How many sudden deaths like this must occur before someone asks the obvious? Could there be a link to mRNA vaccines?

https://tinyurl.com/yvcd5wj5
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:24 PM (8a8OI)

Reminds me of Brad Henke, who died at 56. He played Coover Bennett in Justified.

Sure, it may have been hard living, or whatever. But the dude was a former NFL player. He struck me as a guy who took care of himself. And the dearth of information on his demise is curious.

Far too many young-ish people dying, it seems to me.

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

252 Aetius, maybe but you guys only have one of those
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:31 PM (HFcKg)

True but it is the closest more is better analogy that I can think of.

On the other hand, we also cannot go out and get our penis lengthened through cosmetic surgery. Lol. If we could...

Like 90% participation. They would make a fucking mint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:33 PM (zZu0s)

253 Dang. Did the Sponge thing there, with the sock and whatnot.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)

254 It's like the Gettysburg Address . . .

Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Colbert, still simping for Big Pharma, goes on a tirade against @SecKennedy for pulling millions of tax dollars from dangerous mRNA shots: "F*ck you, you roid-addled nepo-carnie"
"F*ck you, you roadkill-munching, luddite human Slim Jim!"

-
I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

255 Aetius. It ain't so much as what you got as how you use it !

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (HFcKg)

256 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (3ImbR)

Damn you akbar!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

257 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi

Oh, God... my eyes, my eyes!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)

258 Aetius. It ain't so much as what you got as how you use it !
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (HFcKg)

Uh huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

259 Oh, God... my eyes, my eyes!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2025 09:35 PM (ftFVW)

I should have said 'Fly you fucking fools!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

260 I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

And he's going to be like this for another six months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 09:38 PM (zZu0s)

261
Oldest son works for the Forest Service.

A couple of days ago he went to check on one of the areas he is in charge of.

Well, assholes have destroyed a valley with motorized vehicles which aren't allowed.

Also the lake there he had to close down because people are shitting all around it and it's now a hazardous area.

Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:38 PM (3ek7K)

262 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi
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Damn you!

Posted by: scampydog at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (41CYW)

263 Far too many young-ish people dying, it seems to me.
Posted by: Mike Tython at August 07, 2025 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

Like the rise in autism. Nobody seems to wonder why.

Well, until RFK, Jr.

The human body's adaptable. Sure, it needs a little help now and then, like polio and smallpox vaccines. But we don't live in a bubble, either. Plus the heavy metals in vaccines is absurd. We took lead out of paint and gasoline only to inject a worse heavy metal into little kids. It's causing something to happen. My vaccine schedule as a child is nothing like today's.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (gKDq2)

264 Jim Koenigsberger@Jimfrombaseball

In my opinion, the greatest game ever pitched was between the San Francisco Giants and Milwaukee Braves on July 2, 1963.

Forty-two-year-old Warren Spahn and 25-year-old Juan Marichal each went 16 innings and the game ended 1-0 on a home run by Willie Mays.
Each pitcher threw over 200 pitches. Spahn threw 201 and Marichal 227. There were seven future Hall of Fame players in that game, including Spahn and Marichal.

We will never see that again because the game won’t allow it. But both guys were prepared to go as long as it took. And this game was not a fluke; both pitchers won 20 games that season.
For Spahn, it was his 13th 20-win season and for Marichal, it was his first of 6.

My highest pitch count was 232 in a game against the Red Sox in 1974. I pitched 12 innings, struck out 19, walked 10, and had a no decision. My counter-part, Luis Tiant threw 180 pitches in 14 1/3 innings and took the loss 4-3.

We were on a 4-man rotation and pitched on 3 day’s rest.
I had 26 complete games in 1973 and 1974 and didn’t even lead the league. Gaylord Perry had 29 in 1973 and Ferguson Jenkins had 29 in 1974."
Nolan Ryan

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (mjogX)

265 Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons

Not receiving enough ass-beatings as children?

Just a wild guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:40 PM (z4XJW)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:40 PM (z4XJW)

267 Dang. Did the Sponge thing there, with the sock and whatnot.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)


HA! I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (tjClK)

268 Ugh! Fat fingers.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (gKDq2)

269 262 I used to think Kevin Sorbo was a good guy. No more.

https://tinyurl.com/w57mbpmz
Posted by: IrishEi
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Damn you!
Posted by: scampydog
---------------

Always wanted to know who Admiral Ackbar is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:41 PM (mjogX)

270 Sorry, everybody.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2)

271 I am all for interesting pets, obviously. I don’t even have a problem with wolf dogs, in the right hands. But tigers are all fun while they are young, until they decide they really do want to play with you like another tiger, and then you bleed and smell like food. Then you are sushi.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 07:32 PM (aT5K/)

Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (g8Ew8)

272 One of the funnest movies you will ever watch is "Duma"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (HFcKg)

273 Why are people such assholes?

Posted by: fourseasons

Not receiving enough ass-beatings as children?
[b/]
Just a wild guess.
Posted by: Tonypete


Not in my case.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (8a8OI)

274 Gozer was "whatever it wants to be" but more to the point, an avatar of the deconstruction of Creation. It was the undoer of worlds.
Of course this transcosmic horror was transgender; unlike Gozer (and Zuul/Vinz), natural sex creates.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (sDWtc)

275 Sorry, everybody.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2)


To the barrel.

Sucks to be you. Cuz the barrel sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (tjClK)

276 Ben Had, no one has ever been tempted to write a poem to my testicles. In fact, I doubt I would be tempted to consider even finding a rhyme for "wrinkled" let alone fit the word into iambic pentameter.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

277 I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Pitched anything to any cougars?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)

278 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others,

That's one of the reasons I am no longer interested in baseball. A pitching duel is a joy to behold. At the second Yankee Stadium in the early '80s, I saw Palmer vs. Guidry. No Home Run Derby in that game.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (gKDq2)

279 >>>Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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It's like pit bulls, they are sweet buddies until they aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (mjogX)

280 I know, generally, we're in favor of boobs but . . .

https://is.gd/XEkE8t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (L/fGl)

281 "shall I compare thee to a . . ."

And there I am, stuck.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (rbvCR)

282 should be "hillary clinton has great drugs"

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (sDWtc)

283 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Colbert, still simping for Big Pharma, goes on a tirade against @SecKennedy for pulling millions of tax dollars from dangerous mRNA shots: "F*ck you, you roid-addled nepo-carnie"
"F*ck you, you roadkill-munching, luddite human Slim Jim!"

-
I don't know why he's not considered the great orator of our age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

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He's downright Lincolnesque.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (hY4dx)

284 Like the rise in autism. Nobody seems to wonder why.

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Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew8)

285 random '70s hit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5jczes_nMI

Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (i0F8b)

286
Lot of HoMoRotisism around here tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (mjogX)

287
He's downright Lincolnesque.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (hY4dx)


If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)

288 kindltot, a haiku, maybe?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (HFcKg)

289 @264 the next day Marichal went out to do his workout and throw. Spahn was also coming out and told Marichal not to throw, just let his arm rest. Marichal didn't throw and his pitching coach asked why , Marichal said "because Spahn told me not to". The pitching coach said something like oh, ok

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (r/xMY)

290
Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM


Alex Jones lost a Billion Dollars over such comments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:47 PM (tjClK)

291 My highest pitch count was 232 in a game against the Red Sox in 1974. I pitched 12 innings, struck out 19, walked 10, and had a no decision. My counter-part, Luis Tiant threw 180 pitches in 14 1/3 innings and took the loss 4-3.

We were on a 4-man rotation and pitched on 3 day’s rest.
I had 26 complete games in 1973 and 1974 and didn’t even lead the league. Gaylord Perry had 29 in 1973 and Ferguson Jenkins had 29 in 1974."
Nolan Ryan
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 09:39 PM (mjogX)

*drops acid*

Posted by: Doc Ellis at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (dR6yv)

292 If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)

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Well, yeah. Precisely. That's what I meant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (hY4dx)

293 Pitched anything to any cougars?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)

Ya gotta beware those damn cougars. Sometimes they bite. 😏

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:48 PM (g8Ew8)

294 If Lincoln was a drunken sailor at 4 AM in Thailand after finding out he just tongue darted a transsexual in the ladies room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:46 PM (tjClK)

Very eloquent.

Some people say writing ideas come from one's own experiences.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (gKDq2)

295 I want you guys to know I have always had empathy you guys that have had a horse stop really had on its front end.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (HFcKg)

296 Pitched anything to any cougars?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:44 PM (z4XJW)


Pitched quarters at hookers off Harry Hines Blvd. once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (tjClK)

297 Ya gotta beware those damn cougars. Sometimes they bite. 😏
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Del Gue:
Damn! He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

298
Some people say writing ideas come from one's own experiences.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:51 PM (gKDq2)

Never been in the military, never been to Thailand and don't hang around any transsexuals.

But I have been frequenting here for almost 2 decades.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (tjClK)

299 Not necessarily. I play fetch with a tiger once. He would bring the ball back, roll over and beg to be petted, then he'd get up and wait for me to throw the ball again. Played with a panther at the same place.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

I have done the same. They don’t stay that way for long term, most especially when living in an environment that doesn’t have enough enrichment. But you know what wild cats do make good pets if you get them really young? Bobcats. Obviously Servals, but Servals never considered humans as prey.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (pZEOD)

300 Ben Had, no one has ever been tempted to write a poem to my testicles. In fact, I doubt I would be tempted to consider even finding a rhyme for "wrinkled" let alone fit the word into iambic pentameter.
Posted by: Kindltot

Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (z4XJW)

301
Never been in the military, never been to Thailand and don't hang around any transsexuals.

But I have been frequenting here for almost 2 decades.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (tjClK)

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Oh just own it Sponge. It adds to your color!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (hY4dx)

302 295
' I want you guys to know I have always had empathy you guys that have had a horse stop really had on its front end.'

Have empathy for the horse. He's the one going to the glue factory.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (3wi/L)

303 Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew

That is not what the stats say. It IS what CNN says, and the various MD associations. I suppose we should first define what "autism" is.

I know, howabout numbers of children unable to communicate freely, use the toilet abd bathe independently, and eventually hold a job to live independently? I wonder if that number has gone up in the last years?
I wonder if the number has gone up in Vietnam, where there are not special funds set aside for the autistic, and there is a huge Asian bias against special needs kids?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR)

304 It's like pit bulls, they are sweet buddies until they aren't.
Posted by: Braenyard

There's a big difference between FiFi the poodle losing her shit and Gozer The Cane Corso having a bad day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (mlg/3)

305 >>Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.

I honestly don't whether to applaud or throw up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

306 No snakes tonight?

Posted by: mindful webworker - walk into the light at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (fbQVn)

307
Silent sentinels,
Hidden in soft folds they rest,
Guarding life's essence.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2025 09:53 PM (z4XJW)


Joey Bones was from Hackensack
Always bragging about his nut sack.
Jenny called his bluff
Offered her muff
And left laughing as he laid in his rack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (tjClK)

308 Muldoon won't be proud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:57 PM (tjClK)

309
I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)

310 Rome had a lot of weird executions, but the one that always got me was 'exposure to wild beasts', that is, being eaten alive.

Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

311 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)

Yep. Don't dick around with Disney IP.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR)

312
Oh just own it Sponge. It adds to your color!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 09:56 PM (hY4dx)


Us people of color don't know what it's like to grow up beautiful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 09:59 PM (tjClK)

313 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Assholes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (3ek7K)


They actually call the one in Denmark "The Little Mermaid."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (tjClK)

314 I watch RAV TV. The commercial breaks advertise contemporary products that look like concepts/inventions I had when I was 12 years old.

plus some recycled super flashlights and a bunch of other crap...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (VPPG8)

315 310 Rome had a lot of weird executions, but the one that always got me was 'exposure to wild beasts', that is, being eaten alive.
Posted by: RickZ at August 07, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

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I think I was the Assyrians who put the miscreant in a hole and bout an upside down boat over him with a hole cut in the hull for his head.

Then they backfilled and left him there, head above grade, while rats and assorted other nasty things made a meal of his body below the neck.

Not fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (hY4dx)

316
plus some recycled super flashlights and a bunch of other crap...
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:00 PM (


Buh buh buh buh Bulbhead!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (tjClK)

317
ONT

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

318 Follow this link
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=416002
for a NOOD ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - walk into the light at August 07, 2025 10:02 PM (fbQVn)

319 I can't believe the mermaid statue in Amsterdam is being removed.

Denmark to tear down Copenhagen’s ‘pornographic’ mermaid statue
A statue of a mermaid with big breasts will be removed from its location in Copenhagen after complaints

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Sounds4 like the work of some radical anti-Sweeney group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

320 03 Autism is way over-diagnosed. Same as ADD. Follow the money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 09:45 PM (g8Ew

Tired of reading about childhood diseases.
New test: Musical chairs; 6 kids 2 chairs.
Gone Wi ye!!!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 10:05 PM (VPPG8)

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